NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

So, who foot the bill for that massive showing out in the middle of nowhere? Not the main attraction. Nope. Oh, he wanted people to think he paid for it but it was paid for by the reality show and the online tabloid that was also there. Kanye West (debuted his highly anticipated eighth studio album, "Ye") ("The Kardashians"/"TMZ")

This former A- list mostly television actress who last had a hit show or anything when it went off the air what seems like a decade ago, is talking about something she says scarred her. What bothered her about the whole thing was the fact she was promised a certain amount of money and when she found out she wouldn't get anything close to it, decided to shut the whole thing down and cry foul. Vanessa Marcil (suffered seventh miscarriage)

This B+ list celebrity offspring/wannabe model wasn't really serious about letting someone thoroughly inspect her. It was just a quote for an article and not something she would ever let anyone actually do. She knows what would happen. Bella Hadid (scan her face to reveal plastic surgery or fillers)

This closeted A- list mostly television actor from a long running hit network show apparently split from the guy he was seeing and is hooking up with a celebrity who has no idea she replaced a guy. Jessie Williams ("Grey’s Anatomy") (Taylor Rooks)

She really is a good actress and deserves that Oscar she has. This A list mostly movie actress, despite being the recipient of a lot of grief on the set of the movie she is promoting right now, says everything as hunky dory. She was singing a different tune during filming. Almost every other day or so. Anne Hathaway ("Ocean’s 8")

The widow is continuing to film her true crime pilot pitch that she thinks will be a big hit on Netflix. She is trying to drum up interest which is why she is constantly saying the opposite of the official record in the case. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)

This soon to be A list mostly movie actor/superhero recently walked off a film because he was told there would be hundreds of female extras for the married actor to interact with. Once he saw the script and realized there would be very few, he walked. Jason Mamoa ("Aquaman") ("The Crow")

Pretty tough to make it back from a child molesting charge if you are this former A- list mostly television actor who recently molested a teen who was selling candy door to door for a school fundraiser. Her parents are trying to settle without going to the police because they don't want their daughter to have to be identified, which they fear will happen. Stephen Collins ("7th Heaven")

This former A+ list movie director is trying to distract from his main goal which is to get his newly named production company involved in all the projects he was working on and wants to be working on in the future. He assumes that if everyone is focused on the leaks his PR team is sending out to try and test the waters for his directorial return, that no one will notice all the other stuff where he is still making a ton of money and for now, is happy hiding in the shadows. Oh, and his new production company still gets to make casting decisions for the roles cast outside the country, so there you have it. Brett Ratner

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#10**
This B list model is most well known for the company she works for and her love of pot. Despite being thrown in jail for it, she continues to love it and could explain why she was completely stoned at a recent event for that company you all know and who signs a lot of her paychecks. Maggie Laine ("Victoria’s Secret" Fashion Show book launch) (mugshot)

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#11**
When you are popping opiates at dinner and have to be practically carried out, is the life this former A+ list singer/wannabe actress is living right now. Lady Gaga

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#12**
With a very extravagant lifestyle to support and no real money coming in, this still one hit wonder has gone through all of his savings and been dipping into places he shouldn't, just to keep up appearances. His significant other has no idea and thinks the money will never stop. I'm waiting for the not paying child support or getting really far behind because that is usually the first public sign and will unravel his world. Robin Thicke/April Love Geary (child support to Paula Patton)

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#13**
No one of the teens this A+/A list mostly movie actor was set up with by his hosts while out of the country this past week was over the age of 16 per the request of the actor. Johnny Depp (Russia)

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#14**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer but has enough money to take care of herself and her mostly non working kids forever has several tumors in her lungs but keeps right on chain smoking at least a pack a day. Demi Moore; Goldie Hawn

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#15**
Pretty nice PR blast this network put out for a departing host considering the news that is about to hit and that they know is about to hit. I would have made it much less positive sounding. Mark Steines (Hallmark Channel’s "Home & Family")

16. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#16**
This foreign born one named singer who used to be A+ list is selling a house because she found out her significant other hooked up with several women inside it. Shakira (Gerard Piqué)

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#17**
Our favorite beard for this foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a hit pay cable show is back at it. And by back at it, I mean posting offensive videos to social media. I wrote about one not that long ago and now she is back with another video, this time making fun of a culture through some people that had asked her for help. Not a nice person. Mackenzie Mauzy (Sam Heughan "Outlander")

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/01 **#18**
Registered Sex Offender: This actor used to be A+/A list who was a dual threat at one point. It was short lived, but people then and people now all know he is. What you probably don't know is that he is a registered sex offender and that he is currently on television, despite being charged with possessing child p*rn. Not just photos, but also videos. And what he has been doing since his conviction and registration? He has been working with a lot of kids. He has been alone with kids and spent hours alone with kids with no parents or adults in sight. I bet they have no idea about his conviction and no idea what could happen when left alone with the actor. I also wonder why, in this age of cell phone cameras, he keeps an entirely separate digital camera with him, but only on set, and only on days or nights when they are shooting with those tweens and teens which are the ones he prefers.

Last fall this new reality show participant went to a bachelorette party in Nashville. She was a bridesmaid in the wedding. The details of what actually went down are unclear. But when she left Nashville she had somehow gotten herself promoted to "co-maid of honor." Who the heck has two maids of honor? Long lasting relationships were broken apart. Whatever happened, this friend group was split down the middle. Some were on the new "co-maid of honor’s" side and some were not. Let’s just say when this reality show participant returns home to stomp divots, with her tail between her legs, most of her old friend group will NOT be happy to see her. The woman in question wants up to think she is "acting" but she is not an actress. She’s just a bitch. My mailbox overfloweth tonight with stories. Ashley Jacobs ("Southern Charm")

As I told you a couple weeks ago, this actor seen on a very very very long running network show slipped in his very public sobriety. It was after that he started hooking up with the A list singer. As I predicted, it is a mess and he is not even hiding his boozing at this point. She likes to party way too much to keep dating these tenuously sober guys. Pete Davidson ("SNL")/Ariana Grande

The Writer - A Birdie Blind Item: Which closeted, award-winning writer from a certain part of the country liked to have sex with little boys - including his own son - as well as livestock? Without more, it might be the million dollar question, but of course there's always more. You see, by the time the son came of age, his father was having something of a moment, not just in the literary world, but Hollywood. His most famous book had been optioned for a movie, which would star a now permanent A list actor known for picking the wrong roles. The theme of this movie? You can probably guess (although it doesn't involve minors, or farm animals). As part of the movie deal, the writer demanded that his son be cast in one of the sensitive roles. The director balked, noting that he was too young for the part, at least, and so a compromise was made: he would play the stand in during rehearsals. At the time everyone thought it was a father just trying to help his son become an actor, but it was actually because he wanted to see him humiliated for the ages; even the rehearsals were supposed to be filmed. The father was notoriously difficult to work with, drunk and sexually harassing the movie's stars. He'd constantly make jokes about rape, child molestation, and bestiality. Eventually, after trying to assault one of the two leads, he was banned from the set, except to film his small part. In later years, when he got letters from aspiring young writers (boys and young men, I mean), he didn't just write them back but called them - often the same day he got the letter. Invariably, and in between alcohol-fueled tirades about the "sin of homosexuality," he would ask them if they had ever been with a man, and then request or demand a naked picture of themselves. As for the b*stiality, that one work of his on the subject wasn't made up.

Writer: James Dickey
Son: Christopher Dickey
Famous book/movie: "Deliverance"

Permanent A list actor: Burt Reynolds
Two leads: Jon Voight and Ronny Cox
B*astiality poem: "The Sheep Child"

A major expose is coming on serious environmental violations at the factory. Pretty soon, this celebrity CEO will be adding the EPA to his alphabet soup of serious problems. Elon Musk ("Tesla, Inc.)

This A-/B+ list rapper not only just lost a tour because he is accused of sexually assaulting at least one woman, but he also lost a huge paycheck for being on the celebrity version of that reality show where everyone lives together. Riff Raff
 ("The Challenge" titled "Champs vs. Stars")

He used to be one of the edgiest comedians around and was headed for permanent A+ list status. Now, he is still an A list comic but has lost his edge and is more interested in corporate paychecks and groping as many women during meet and greets as possible until someone says yes. Back in the day he cheated on his wife with fans and A list celebrities. Now, half the time he has to pay the fan to be with him when he cheats on his current significant other. Andrew Dice Clay (Valerie Vasquez)

The only reporters who will be allowed on this long long long time coming sequel's set will be reporters who will ask zero personal questions of the A+/A list lead actor of the movie. This is why he has filmed outside of the US for so long, because any answer he gives here in the States when asked the same question overseas will put him in a very hard to escape box which leads to more questions. I hope some reporter has the balls to ask the questions and then follow-up with more until the actor unplugs the microphone and walks off. No one will of course. They are all too worried about the actor not liking them or pretending they can call him a friend. As Lester Bangs once said about rock stars, but applies to actors too, "These people are not your friends. These are people who want you to write sanctimonious stories about the genius of rock stars, and they will ruin rock 'n'' roll and strangle everything we love about it because they're trying to buy respectability for a form that is gloriously and righteously dumb." Tom Cruise ("Top Gun" sequel) (relationship with his daughter Suri)

Apparently this former A- list mostly television actress/writer from a now defunct pay cable show wrote a THREE part episode for her new show which basically was just her getting back at her boyfriend for cheating on her with the one named foreign singer. She was convinced to turn in something different as an episode.
Actress/writer: Lena Dunham
Defunct show: "Girls"
New show: "Camping"
Former boyfriend: Jack Antonoff
Foreign singers: Lorde

This manager/employee/leech of a permanent A lister has been doing everything he can over the past six months to get his hands on every penny belonging to the A lister and doesn't care if the A lister lives or dies in the process. Keya Morgan/Stan Lee

This A list hip hop group missed a recent gig overseas because they didn't want to leave their drugs behind so basically forfeited a deposit and a payday just to party. Migos (Barcelona)

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#10**
The celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister was turned down cold when she hit on the foreign born celebrity offspring daughter of a permanent A lister. Apparently she is 100% straight and then made a hom*phobic comment towards the daughter of the A++ lister. Paris Jackson/Stella McCartney

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#11**
This permanent A list "singer" is being smuggled in drugs by one of her dancers each day. He says he has to pay for them out of his own pocket and fears he will be fired from his job if doesn't. Britney Spears

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#12**
This offspring knows there is more information about him that is set to be published. He managed to wiggle out of the last damaging firestorm by threatening suits and hiring a great PR team. This time though, he knows he will go down for murder so is trying to put chum in the water by his recent actions. He had someone pose as a patient and get a set schedule so everyone involved in the murder would know for certain when the victim would be at a certain place. Burke Ramsey, older brother of JonBenét Ramsey (Psychiatrist in JonBenét Ramsey case among 4 people killed in Arizona)

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#13**
This cable network was taking no chances that they don't have the only copy of a video that would have forced them to cancel a show possibly mid-season. So, instead of worrying about it, they just fired half the cast who was in the video. Bravo's "Summer House"
 (fired twins Lauren and Ashley Wirkus, Stephen McGee, Danielle Olivera and Amit Neuman)

33. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#14**
This foreign born former A- list mostly television actor who really doesn't work much any longer says the only tangible thing he has noticed from the allegations leveled against him other than some loss of work is that he had his girlfriend have to pay for their threesome partners now whether they be male or female. They used to be able to pick them up from clubs for free each night. Ed Westwick (Jessica Serfaty)

34. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#15**
If the amount of coke consumed at the bachelor party is any indication, then the wedding reception being hosted by a reality family should be one for the ages. Will there be a buffet and will it be an option, or will it just be in front of the plates of people who wish to partake? Barron Hilton/Tessa Gräfin von Walderdorfff's wedding
(Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton Rothschild, Conrad Hughes Hilton, Kathy and Rick Hilton (Kyle Richards’ daughter Farrah)

35. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#16**
Speaking of reality families. This reality family spreads far and wide and seemingly is endless. At the current rate there will be thousands of them in a generation or two. Anyway, they are trying to silence a family member because they think she is the leaker to me. Nope. "The Duggars" (Amy Duggar)

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/02 **#17**
This married former A list singer/really bad former actress who hasn't had a musical hit in a loooong time after a series of big hits says she got all the looks horrible botox and fillers work to her face and lips because she felt insecure. She knows it looks bad but is hopeful the effects will quickly wear off. LeAnn Rimes

This former A list mostly television actress who is probably a permanent A- lister but hasn't had a show in a few years is being regularly cheated on by the man she wants to marry. The actress, who in addition to an iconic role has other middling hits just keeps taking the guy back because she doesn't want to be alone. Courteney Cox/Johnny McDaid

This three named former A- list mostly television actress hasn't worked in almost two decades but, because of her name still has name recognition. It was really interesting seeing her at an event this week hanging with a woman she thinks is one of her best friends knowing her husband has been sleeping with that best friend. Sarah Michelle Gellar (Freddie Prinze Jr.)/Selma Blair

Man Hunt - A Birdie Blind Item: You may have read about it by now. If you haven't, just know that police in a foreign country have just reopened a decades-old murder-for-hire case. If it had been successful, it would have been one of the crimes of the century. As it is, it was one of the scandals of the century. What's being kept under wraps though is the connection to a notorious international p*dophile ring. Police are working round the clock on this manhunt, knowing that if he's still alive other accusers might be at risk. This all goes back to that last decade of political turmoil, when a certain third party politician with aspirations for high office tried, in vein, to sweep the skeletons from his closet. Not surprisingly, he was a key player in this ring. More shocking, but no less surprising, is that an occupant of the high office itself was also a part of it. Police have long suspected that the man in charge of recruitment was a doctor from a long time, war torn country, who served briefly as one of the personal and official doctors to both other men.
Third party politician: Liberal MP Jeremy Thorpe
Intended murder victim: Norman Scott (unfortunately his dog Rinka the Great Dane was killed) (Thorpe’s gay lover)
Hitman: Andrew Newton

The name on the lease is certainly not that of the celebrity offspring/part-time reality star/wannabe full time reality star, but rather her sugar daddy. The apple does not fall far from the tree. Brielle Biermann (mother Kim Zolciak-Biermann)

This offspring of a celebrity who is not a celebrity himself has hooked up with one of his celebrity parents' best male friends. It is crazy hush hush and the parents have no idea.

Still waiting for that never going to happen lawsuit from this former A list tween/teen/early 20'a adult actor referring to the accusations of his former co-stars. He still has those close to him trying to defend him but they have no answer to why no lawsuit. He has also stopped sticking up for himself. Maybe he should just apologize. Scott Baio/Nicole Eggert

This celebrity offspring had her first modeling gig in quite some time this past week. What was supposed to be a shoot showing off lots of skin turned into a shoot to show off as little skin as possible and a lot of makeup on the face. She is falling apart in front of the world and no one is doing anything. Gigi Hadid

This alliterate A-/B+ list mostly television actress all of you know was at a charity event this week when she caught a guy trying to spike her beer at a bar set up outside the ballroom. She got up in his face and started going off on him at full volume until he full sprinted out of the place. January Jones ("Step Up's 14th Annual Inspiration Awards")

Happy Birthday To Him - A Birdie Blind Item: I guess this one, or at least the second part, was deemed too explosive by the publisher to make it into a certain book (which included the former part): Which late, senior-most pol not only had a longstanding underworld lover, but once reenacted the birthday greeting of one of his predecessors with a scantily clad barely legal boy in that most famous of offices? Somewhere, there is a recording of it - just no video. Richard Nixon (Charles 'Bebe' Rebozo)

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03 **#10**
This married A- list mostly movie actor has always been a serial cheater but his wife has learned all his secrets when he is home. He loves loves this press tour he is on right now out of the country for a new movie because his wife stayed home.

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03/18 **#11**
This closeted former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer stayed far away from an event this weekend that would have been perfect to show off the new beard. She was there. He couldn't go because an ex-boyfriend was working catering and our former tweener got word there was going to be a camera and a confrontation. Nick Jonas (Priyanka Chopra) (Chanel Dinner Celebrating Our Majestic Oceans Benefit For NRDC)

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03 **#12**
This A+ list mostly movie actress has never really discussed why she had such a horrible relationship with a former co-star who is an A list mostly movie actor. She has never let anyone doubt how much she hates him, but has never said what happened on the set of the movie which did very well and continues to do well many years after its release. She says that during one of the love scenes that the actor tried to actually have sex with her and was always groping her inappropriately. She says he treated her like a piece of meat and was sexually assaulted by him. She walked off the set for several days before agreeing to come back only after she laid down the law with the studio and got several demands met including an extra $10M.

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03 **#13**
She quietly dated him and quietly split with him. This foreign born network reality mainstay learned the hard way that her A list mostly television actor (in his corner of the television world only) boyfriend has never met a woman he doesn't want to sleep with. That former tweener actress says while they dated he slept with other women more often than he slept with her. Sharna Burgess ("Dancing With the Stars")/Pierson Fodé ("The Bold and the Beautiful")

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03 **#14**
This model all of you know, I usually give the same description for each time I write about her. This time though, things have changed. A little more circumspect. Apparently she is acting as an informant for the government right now which is why she has been a little more noticeable than normal with a certain person in her life. Karlie Kloss/Joshua Kushner (Jared Kushner’s brother)

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03 **#15**
A forced smile was how this B+ list actress with A++ list name recognition reacted when this former A/A- list tween movie actress turned B+ list adult actress said that when she was in the first and second grade her favorite show was one starring the then adult actress. Katie Holmes/Dakota Fanning ("Dawson’s Creek")

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03 **#16**
This A list reality star who controls an empire at this point still found time for wine and cocaine the other night to celebrate a new endeavor with a very old friend who is also a reality star. Almost three decades ago it was a nightly thing for the pair who all of you know. Kris Jenner/Kyle Richards (Kyle Richards’ new series "American Woman")

53. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/03 **#17**
That celebrity CEO’s company can’t can’t afford to offer leases on their newest model. Their financials are much more dire than is generally known. Elon Musk ("Tesla Model 3" )

Yet another blind item about the former tweener who turned into an A- list adult singer. She needs to do two things. Stop tweeting while high and get a doctor to look at the meds she is taking and convince her not to mix them with her recreational drugs. Demi Lovato (prank she played on her bodyguard)

Anyone who reads the site knows this directionally challenged rapper is not dating the former singer turned reality judge turned unemployed celebrity. What everyone should know is he is always looking to add new hires to his company and since she has a bunch of freelance work in her past, she would fit right in. French Montana/Nicole Scherzinger

Apparently this former A+ list rapper got all of his ghostwriters to sign NDA's. However, one of his ghostwriters hired an unknown ghostwriter to assist him and that person didn't sign a NDA and knows a whole lot of stuff he is trying to sell to the tabloids. Thing is though, the tabloids don't want to offend the wife by publishing negative things about the husband because I don't know why. They are so spineless. Kanye West (Kim Kardashian)

Apparently this actor told friends that if this A list singer ever leaves him he is going to kill himself. They should believe it and they should be screaming for him to go get help. Pete Davidson ("SNL")/Ariana Grande

This A- list athlete in her corner of the sports world, is in fact, a racist no matter what she claims otherwise. There are all kinds of tapes of herself and her significant other making all kinds of horrific comments about people of other races. Andrea Lee/Donny Aaron (swastika tattoo on Aaron’s left forearm)

I don't think he acts enough any longer to be permanently A or A- list, but this former A+ list mostly movie actor cheated on his wife the night before they got married. He called it a cleanse. Uh huh. Richard Gere

This now former reality star is facing bankruptcy because she went into so much debt getting IVF treatments because she thought getting pregnant would get her another season on her show. It didn't and she has no income. Kenya Moore ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")

This celebrity who is also a former multiple reality star did not make and does not make his money from that. Nope. He makes money as a manager and is in huge trouble because of the relationship he had with a then 16 year old who he swears he thought was older. It was a year long relationship and if it all comes out into the public airwaves would destroy the career of the manager. Jessica Simpson’s father Joe Simpson

This B+ list mostly movie actress had her hit show end and a crap show canceled and was ticked off the other night while out of the country after she was hit with a bill of over $20K while out drinking. It turns out she had a tab open and the bartender put everyone's drinks in the place on her card the entire night. Our actress does well for herself, but dropping $20K on drinks has got to hurt, especially with very little money coming in. The club refused to reverse the charges because they said she agreed to it. The thing is, she was wasted when she went in, so maybe she did. She says she didn't. Little language barrier issue probably too. Lucy Hale ("Pretty Little Liars")
("Life Sentence")

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#10**
This permanent A list actress does mostly movies now, but made her fame on television. She refuses to admit to herself she has a drinking problem. The only thing she admits is she needs a driver every night she goes out because every night she gets way too drunk to drive and has injured herself multiple times because of her drinking. Jennifer Aniston

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#11**
Our favorite foreign born B+ lister did some yachting with a dictator type while on tour this past week. I don't think the guy she sometimes calls her boyfriend has any idea. He might want to ask her about the certain e-mail address she uses for those type transactions and the phone she carries which only has that e-mail and an erasing messaging app on it. Nothing else. Rita Ora (Andrew Watt)

The three named foreign born A- list model/wannabe actress was being her usual not kind self when she refused to take a photo with a young girl under the age of 10 by saying she couldn't be bothered, but gladly took one with a former A list singer who was a few feet away. I'm guessing when the girl tells her mom/owner of a huge cosmetics company what happened that perhaps our three named model will regret her decision. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (2018 CFDA Fashion Awards)

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#13**
This former A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is back on drugs and booze in a big way. Just when you thought he was getting everything back on track except for his constant harassment of women, he goes ahead and adds back in the substance abuse issues. That just makes his harassment even worse. Cuba Gooding Jr.

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#14**
Someone should ask this A- list mostly movie actor who has been acting since he was a kid about that new swastika tattoo he has on his body.

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#15**
People seem to just gloss over the current and past actions of this permanent A list singer as normal. They are not normal. She has mental issues and has dealt with them professionally in the past but her family does not believe in psychiatry so she invariably stops going and she really needs help. As she gets older, her condition has become much worse. Everyone thinks she is the greatest, but I would be scared to be with her right now. This shouldn't come as a shock when you look at the rest of the family. Janet Jackson (raised a Jehovah's Witness)

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#16**
For the first time I can remember this annual secret gathering that takes place most of next month in northern California is going to include women. No, not as members, but apparently some of the members have been complaining that only same sex fetishes and hookups have been accommodated in the past. So, now women will be brought in. Word has it they are already there. They are not local workers. They are all trafficked women from Eastern Europe who had absolutely no problems getting visas. They also had their transportation via private jet. It's interesting to me, they get their male escorts locally but import the women. The Cabinet member who arranged all that will be around for at least one weekend. Oh, and here is another interesting tidbit. The disgraced Oscar winning/nominated former A list mostly movie actor will be back after his apology and very large donation. He also hooked up a few members with some male teenagers over the course of the past year.
Secret gathering: Bohemian Club
Cabinet member: Steven Mnuchin (current United States Secretary of the Treasury as part of the Cabinet of Donald Trump)
Disgraced actor: Kevin Spacey

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#17**
This married A list reality star has been talking a lot with her former football playing ex who is going through some of his own issues at home right now with his wife. Kim Kardashian/Reggie Bush (Lilit Arvagyan)

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/04 **#18**
All You Have To Do Is Sleep With Me: How does someone who wins an Academy Award for acting not get any film work at all for several years after winning? Well, if you are this actress it is all because she refused to sleep with the star of the movie for which she won the award. At the time he was A++ list and is still a permanent A++ list mostly movie actor. Everyone around the world knows who he is. They also probably know about his sexual appetite and love of food too. On the set of this movie, our actor forced every actress to sleep with him. They knew if they didn't that he would get them fired from the movie and also make sure they didn't work any longer. He knew they knew and depending on what drugs or how much he had to drink that day, he would force the women to completely degrade themselves in order to keep their job. He didn't even always find all the women attractive. He just wanted them to know who was the boss and he took great pleasure in humiliation. Well, this one actress turned him down cold. She said no. So, he tried to have her fired. 99% of the time he would have succeeded, but this was a very unique role and there was no one who could be found at short notice to play the role. The studio looked everywhere to keep the actor happy, but it was impossible. The actor told the actress she would never work in the town again unless she agree to sleep with him. For over four years, she kept saying no, but there were zero acting jobs and her entertainment side gigs were not paying her enough, so she finally broke down and had sex with him. Two days later she got an acting gig in a movie.

Movie: "Sayonara"
Actress: Miyoshi Umeki (Best Actress in a Supporting Role "Sayonara")
Actor: Marlon Brando
Unique role: Japanese
Movie 4 years later: "Flower Drum Song"

This young couple who are A+ list internet famous split when the female found out her male significant other prefers men to women. David Dobrik/Liza Koshy

Reader Blind Item: 20 years ago I hung out with a Malibu clique, including the BFF of an actress best known for being married to a permanent A list mostly film actor. And yet, rumors that the wife is far more seriously into the faux religion seem wrong, as do assertions that the actress has no clue about her hubby’s decades long bad behavior. This is a paraphrase of what actress said: "X is such a freaking idiot! He just has to do things that are bound to find their way into the press & ruin us! The other night, he was out late at a bowling alley. There was a hot guy who worked there, and X really wanted him! But he couldn’t do anything till the place closed. I think X got it closed early! Then he took the guy & bent him over the place where the balls come out-and the balls came out, all Right! He screwed that guy, and there were still people around. I tell him & tell him he’s gonna get caught, but he doesn’t care & doesn’t listen. I don’t know how long I can keep covering for him!" It’s 20 years later, and she still is. Next time you read that actress knows nothing about her longtime hub’s extracurriculars? You’ll know she’s lying. Kelly Preston/John Travolta (Scientology)

CFDA Fashion Awards: This former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct almost network show was on the arm of this very married executive she has been seeing for the past several months. Nina Dobrew ("Vampire Diaries")

CFDA Fashion Awards: As I wrote last month, this foreign born A- list model/pro beard is set to go yachting later this month which will look really awkward if she is still in a "relationship." As of last night, the yachting gig was still on because she was making plans to meet others in St. Tropez. Irina Shayk (Bradley Cooper)

CFDA Fashion Awards: This A- list mostly movie actress laid off the coke at the event and an after party but the only reason is that she was coming off what she says is a three or four day bender which saw her partying then flying into town from vacation and then partying again most of the night and early morning hours before crashing for two hours. She was held together by a quality prep team last night. Amber Heard

Very Aretha Franklin-ish. This A+ list singer has any item of clothing on her tour or even her personal clothing that has any kind of size tag replaced with tags that indicate she is a size 2. She says it is her way of losing weight. Mariah Carey

CFDA Fashion Awards: This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress usually keeps her partying well away from work. The thing is though, she hurt herself on a recent movie and became addicted to pain killers. It looked like she took a handful before the event last night and was a zombie. There was none of the life you usually see from her. Lupita Nyong'o (injured on "Black Panther")

CFDA Fashion Awards: This A list reality star all of you know got really angry at a member of the press who showed her pictures of her taken by a drone of her naked by a pool (not her own) making out with a guy who is neither her ex or her current boyfriend. Kourtney Kardashian

CFDA Fashion Awards: He doesn't know it yet, but when he or anyone from his news organization tries to get credentials for next year, they will be denied. Apparently this foreign born A list mostly movie actress was asked by him about the #MeToo movement. That is a no go for her and she complained. Cate Blanchett (Harvey Levin/TMZ)

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actor thanks to a franchise is trying to make the argument that he is doing something out of love when in fact he is doing it to try and save a bunch of money and because his new wife thinks it will also keep him from talking to his ex as much. Tyrese Gibson (asking for primary custody of his daughter to avoid child support)

82. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#11**
Being able to actually sing doesn't disqualify you from judging. That has been proven time and again on all these shows. The producers will be playing with fire for live shows though if they hire this A- list singer. That is a lot of money to have an empty seat because they can't stop partying. Selena Gomez

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#12**
Two anagrams of the names of characters in this very popular non superhero almost network show solve one very important mystery. The "crossover" actress is one of them.

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#13**
CFDA Fashion Awards: I am shocked that this particular former child actress turned mogul has not overdosed. Yesterday, she was talking about meth combined with Ambien and that it takes her to places she has never been. She was a mess last night by the way. The heavy perfume didn't mask the lack of bathing for a few days and the toxins oozing from her pores. She used to be a lot of fun not all that long ago. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#14**
CFDA Fashion Awards: Without giving up any spoilers just in case you haven't seen "Get Out", there was definitely that vibe last night when this former one year wonder said she had her eyes on a QB who was recently drafted. She says they have been hooking up and he is ready to dump his current girlfriend for our celebrity. Olivia Culpo

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#15**
As I told you before and why you can't believe all that tabloid hype, the only time this celebrity offspring has ever taken a break from the reality star was when he offered her to someone she found repulsive. Even then, it was only for a week or so. Sofia Richie/Scott Disick

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#16**
I am not often shocked by people cheating and what not but this one did come out of nowhere and is really unexpected. I mean this is the guy who used to propose after one date. Oh, speaking of which I have some news about one of his exes he did that too and will post that in the next blind. She is a hard one to introduce without giving it away, so this is easier. Anyway, this guy used to be A list. In a band. All of you know him, but he doesn't really do much now. Anyway, he is cheating on his wife all of you know which is something I never thought he would do. Ever. Benji Madden/Cameron Diaz

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#17**
So, see #16 and then come back. OK. So, she is foreign born and a decently high celebrity on the list in her own country. She does a lot of reality, including right now. She is sleeping with a producer to remain on the show. Sophie Monk ("Love Island Australia") (dated Benji Madden 2006 - 2008)

89. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/05 **#18**
Things On The Outside: This actor is A- list. He is the star of his very own show. We already know he spends a great deal of time trying to fund ways to fire an actress on the show he considers a threat to his hitting on of women who are not his girlfriend. The girlfriend thinks they are getting married, but she also doesn't know the actor has been doing anything possible home wise to keep her from constantly asking him when they are getting married. He has been thinking of accepting a lowball movie offer just to get out of the house and hook up with women. I mean this shouldn't come as a shocker since he was still with his ex when he got together with his girlfriend and they have split before when she has busted him cheating. That older than him by quite a lot actress who plays a reporter sometimes on the show says that he calls her his favorite MILF and that she knows when she gets called about making an appearance it is his doing and knows they will spend most of the week in and out of bed. So, when you look at it all from the outside and social media, it all looks like a rainbows and unicorns, but it really isn't.
Show: "The Flash"
Actor: Grant Gustin
Girlfriend: Andrea "LA" Thoma
Ex: Hannah Douglass
Actress he wants fired: Candice Patton
MILF actress: Tiffani Timms

Which famous TV host is such a clean freak that he carries around clean underwear and changes into a fresh pair at least four times a day? He is known for being a little uptight, but this is ridiculous. Members at his fancy gym often laugh that when he leaves the building they can always find an old pair of his briefs in the trashcan! It seems that not only does he change his knickers several times throughout the day – he throws his used ones away! Take a guess? Ryan Seacrest

As I told you a looong time ago, this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee wanted nothing to do with her superhero co-star. Three directors passed on his solo project and producers are having trouble finding people who want to act alongside him either. Margot Robbie/Jared Leto (The Joker stand alone movie)

Malibu Free Show An INSIDERHER Blind Item: About 20 years ago, I saw a very interesting live peep show at the Malibu Country Market. If you’re not a Hollywood type, you may not know that the entertainment industry spends a lot of time hanging here. It’s an outdoor market, pricey shops. One was a baby/maternity boutique. I noticed a couple of little kids playing on the steps, unsupervised, and I thought: where’s the parent? I didn’t have to look too far! She was in the window of the maternity boutique. I recognized her instantly. Wow! She was trying on clothes. Right in front of the big, outside window! Okay... So I watched the show. She tore off her dress over her head, exposing her bare boobs (no bra) and very pregnant belly. Yup-it was her! Sales people helped her try on a few dresses, and truly, I can’t say she was showing off, enjoying some kind of kick with this. She seemed oblivious to her own kids, and to anything/anyone staring at her through the window. I’d say she was in a bitchy mood & she has no qualms whatsoever about whipping her clothes off. After all, that is how she got started... When I read stories about her kids? Dead people found in her pool? Nothing would surprise me about this permanent A list movie actor! Demi Moore (21-year-old man drowned in her pool)

Pretty Is As Pretty Does - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: It was the early 90’s. I was invited to the Paramount lot for one of their epic premiere parties. These were the days of big budget action flicks, and parties attended by all Hollywood. I was psyched! They had a buffet that would make anyone salivate. I’m vegan, but the shrimp & lobster buffet had me wishing I could eat just one jumbo shrimp! While I was debating the merits of veganism to myself, a man approached the table and flashed me a big, beautiful smile. I almost forgot the shrimp! This was maybe the most handsome, or beautiful, really-man I had ever seen. If I hadn’t been married at the time, it’s quite likely the night would not have ended at the shrimp bar! As I just stared at this tall, mocha colored multi-talented celeb, I thought: This is the nicest guy! Look at that smile! Those eyes! The way he goes for the shrimp. The way he looks flirty & yet respectful towards women! I returned to my table aflutter, and talked about how charming & friendly the famous guy at the shrimp bar was. Less than a year later, it became clear that a smiling pretty face means nothing. That a murderous heart can beat beneath a beautiful exterior. I watched on TV as our neighborhood became a crime scene. I still find it very, very hard to understand how it was possible I didn’t pick up any of the violence lurking just beneath the surface of this guy. I was very, very grateful that our flirtation ended at the seafood. O.J. Simpson

This former, thankfully briefly, A+ list mostly television actor who doesn't seem to act all that much any longer but still retains high name recognition has been cheating on his wife again. It shouldn't be a shocker considering that is why actress wife #1 divorced him. Chad Michael Murray/Sarah Roemer ("One Tree Hill") (first wife: Sophia Bush)

No one ever asks how this former B list singer/former part time reality star makes his money. He hasn't had any kind of hit in well over a decade and rarely does anything except go out from time to time. He has dated a string of female celebrities all known for substance abuse issues because he is their dealer. There is also that massive settlement he received years ago from this celebrity family which pays him annually for the next decade. Ryan Cabrera

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort had to take a quick break from a country where she was living for about a month. Apparently she was hooking up with a married guy and male relatives of the wife were looking for her to physically harm her. The husband paid them off and our actress went back to hooking up with him. Lindsay Lohan/Dubai (United Arab Emirates) and/or Greece

A celebrity CEO was speaking this week. He exhibited very strange body language, combined with nearly shedding tears on stage, as he tried to spin even greater lies than ever told before. This CEO knows that he will eventually lose everything he has, and currently sits on the precipice of one of the most spectacular corporate collapses in American history. Very recently, this CEO has been pitching large foreign conglomerates for a massive cash infusion, in a last ditch attempt to save his company. They all turned him down. Elon Musk (Tesla, Inc.) SoftBank

Just Plain Nasty - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: Around 1990, I was invited regularly to the home of a famous super agent. I thought he was a great guy! One thing he did, for friends & clients, was having regular movie nights at his Beverly Hills home. There were drinks, food, and then a film that had yet to be released. Usually, someone at the party was in the screened flick. These movie nights were for fun & bonding between Super Agent & his clients. They were social & networking events, not thinly disguised business meetings. Which is what made it so strange when this A list, or was A list at the time-actor showed up early, had a hissy fit, and wouldn’t leave! My first reaction was: ‘His feet are tiny!’ He’s not a tall man, but I swear, he was wearing sneakers that looked like they were made for a 12 year old. His face was red with rage. Guests started coming in, and Super Agent was trying to get the Angry Man to simmer down, out to leave & see him the next day at his office. Angry Man continued to act like a real jerk, and finally Super Agent managed to get him outside. I’d tried to diffuse Angry myself with a casual conversation. He didn’t even turn to look at me. Just stared straight ahead. Whew! Rude! So, when stories about Angry Man being a well known creep started coming out, I wasn’t surprised. I’m surprised there aren’t more! I’d believe the worst about this guy. It was way too close an encounter. Tom Cruise; Richard Dreyfuss

Mr. X - Old Hollywood: These two foreign born acting legends, one of whom actually had a brief affair with this still living permanent A list mostly movie actor back in the day had the longest feud in Hollywood history. It all went back to when the slightly older, but less famous of the two had a torrid romance with the younger alliterate actress and then dumped her. The younger actress never forgave this and threatened to have the older actress killed if she ever tried to talk to the younger actress again.
Slightly older actress: Marlene Dietrich (94 lovers)
Younger actress: Greta Garbo (50 lovers)
A list actor: Kirk Douglas

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#10**
Mr. X - Old Hollywood: Back in the day, this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actress who was a multiple Oscar winner/nominee who once starred in a movie everyone knows dumped her husband for another actor. Apparently the husband she dumped, who was an A+ list mostly movie actor too, played a victim card by saying his wife wanted too much sex. He never complained about too much sex when it came to that long running affair he had with another actor who also hosted his own television show back in the day.

Actress: Vivien Leigh
Movie: "Gone With the Wind"

Husband: Laurence Olivier
Other Actor: Jack Merivale
Actor who hosted television show: Danny Kaye ("The Danny Kaye Show")

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#11**
Mr. X - Old Hollywood: Back in the day, this A+ list mobster backed a number of clubs on the Sunset Strip. Actors wanted to be seen in these clubs which then brought in more people and higher profits for the owners and their "backers." Anyway, the girlfriend of our mobster who is in the history books right alongside him got into a fight with another woman when she found out he was also sleeping with the mobster. How did she find out? At the next table, the woman was talking to this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor with the consecutive alphabet thing going for his name. He said he was open to taking her home that night but wouldn't the mobster get mad because he had seen them together. Well, that brought the mobster's girlfriend over the banquette seat and threw a couple punches before some patrons broke it up. The actor for his part got a raw egg thrown on him by the mistress because the actor did not come to her defense. My question has always been where did the raw egg come from?
A+ list mobster: Bugsy Siegel
Girlfriend: Virginia Hill
Other woman: Toby Tuttle
A+ list actor: Errol Flynn

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#12**
With all of his money gone and no one in the family willing to share, this partner in crime of his permanent A list sister will do or say anything she wants if the check is big enough. Randy Jackson/Janet Jackson

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#13**
I never thought I would feel sorry for this very wealthy A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who had a nice run on a show that ended too soon. She had no idea she was going to be blindsided by what is really just a publicity stunt. Apparently her boyfriend thought he would be able to explain to her that it was one, but because of the way it was framed to the public by that momager and her version of events dutifully written down by the guy she has in her back pocket, it looks way worse. A relationship ruined just because the same tired PR game wasn't working as intended any longer.
A-/B+ actress: Nicola Peltz
Show: "Bates Motel"
Boyfriend: Anwar Hadid
Momager/PR stunt: Kris Jenner (Anwar making out with Kendall Jenner)

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#14**
Look for this lawsuit involving the one named permanent A list singer to be settled within weeks, if not days. No way is he going to let this get any further. Usher

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#15**
About once a week or so, this A/A- list mostly television actress who is an Emmy winner/nominee and one of the best actresses around right now cheats on her significant other which would definitely crush the celebrity significant other. Sarah Paulson/Holland Taylor

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#17**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress has a great career going right now but she is listening to her foreign born jealous actor boyfriend who would cheat on her in a second if given the chance because he wants her to "focus on their relationship," while he will continue to focus on his career. Basically, he wants her to follow him around and not work and then if he gets a job on a set with an actress he wants to sleep with, to have her stay behind so he can focus on his craft or some crap. Lily James/Matt Smith

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/06 **#18**
I Remember You Well At The Plaza Hotel - Old Hollywood - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: My Mom was a big shot at the Plaza Hotel in the 60s-70’s and met all the stars who stayed there. My Mom didn’t much care for movies or movie stars. There was no one she was awestruck by, except maybe Gregory Peck. But, she was very much aware that her 12 year old daughter was obsessed with old movies, and permanent A+ actor & permanent A+ Actor in particular. So, when she heard that this Permanent A list film star was staying at the Plaza, she told me. I flipped, since film star had appeared in 2 films from the 1930’s with my favorite actress! The next thing I know, my Mother tells me, "We’re having dinner at the Plaza with...let’s call him Chick. I cannot believe this news. I’m a 12 year old girl from the suburbs, and I’m going to dinner with the man who danced his way through two films with my most beloved actress? I guess we should call her Hazel. I was freaking. All I could think of was whether I could get through this dinner in his suite and have the courage to ask him what it was like working with Hazel? It was the strangest dinner ever. A dapper old movie star, my gorgeous mother-and little old me! He wore a silk bath robe. We’re sitting around a four seat table room service brought into the suite. Chick is very, very elegant. And meticulous. To the extreme. Watching him really amused me, especially given his background. I’ll never forget his dinner. He ordered one lean baby lamb chop, a spot of peas, a spot of potatoes. To me? It wasn’t enough to keep a bird alive. But hey, he was getting on, and he was looking good. Who was I to criticize? He didn’t want to be criticized, that was fairly obvious. He was a rather intimidating figure, and I don’t intimidate easily. But, I mean, the guy had worked with Bogey! He spoke not about old Hollywood, which is of course what I wanted to hear, but about his strict dietary habits, and yar yar yar. I was bored. I was also hesitant to eat in front of the man. He definitely had a thing about food and hygiene. I think it was my indomitable mother who finally brought up the subject of my idol, Hazel, and her still more famous Permanent A+ list hubby-whom I shall call Blackie. When the topic of Hazel was broached, Chick waxed rhapsodic. Said he adored her. That working with Hazel was the high point of his life. I felt like my heart would burst hearing that. It was as close to her as I might ever get, and it was cool. I felt close to her through him. And then he ruined it. My Mom asked him about Blackie. Oh, dear. Big mistake. Chick blows his stack! He starts raving ‘He killed her! Blackie killed her, that SOB! It was his fault she died!" Well, I thought I’d die on the spot. What? Was he accusing Blackie of somehow murdering his wife? Horror! Chick raved on: "She knew he was screwing Permanent A list actress! And that other broad, from Gone With the Wind. That’s why she rushed back, because he was a lying, cheating SOB!’ Wow! Quite an earful for 12 year old ears! That was about as much of this lovely evening at the Plaza as I could take. I couldn’t wait to get out of this crotchety, eccentric old actor’s suite. But-I had read the same thing from other sources. I knew, even then, that people blamed Blackie for Hazel’s death. And that Blackie blamed himself. But it was another thing to have it yelled at you by a movie star who once did the rumba with Hazel! As I got older, I read interviews where Chick says he was crazy about her, and implies that perhaps, something went on between them. Why not? I’m sure it was the violence of her death, and the fact that he had loved Hazel himself, that made him bear this lifelong grudge against the lonely, distraught Blackie. But at the time? It was a bit more truth than I was prepared to admit. It’s hardly like Chick’s background or connections were less indicting than Blackie’s! They were far worse. I don’t think I ever really recovered from Chick’s shattering my childhood illusions. This was, indeed, a very bitter taste of Old Hollywood. I’ll never forget him eating one pea at a time. He was, without a doubt-a character!

Chick: George Raft
Hazel: Carole Lombard
Two movies made together: "Bolero" and "Rumba"
Blackie: Clark Gable
Cheating actress/movie: Lana Turner ("Somewhere I'll Find You")

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#1**
Reader Blind Item: I was meeting a friend at my apartment complex on a cloudy Sunday in August of 2016 in the capital city of a very boring state that is neither southern nor western, when a rather impeccably-dressed chauffer had pulled up in a tall, 8-person minivan with tinted windows. He greeted me, and eager to help I went over. It turns out that he was driving a major celebrity around, but didn’t divulge who it was at first. He had asked me where the office staff was, and I told him that usually there was one person around on Sundays. He told me that there was supposed to be someone to meet them and give them a key, and let them into the complex. I looked at the time and saw that it was just a little past 5:00 PM, and I knew that the staff liked to lock the doors and run as soon as the clock struck 5. I pulled out my cell phone and proceeded to dig through my contacts to find the number for the maintenance line to let them know of the situation and perhaps they knew what to do. As I proceeded to give him the number, the large sliding door opened and a man who was trying to keep a couple of jumpy young girls (assuming they were his own twin daughters, dressed the same) inside, identified himself as her "manager" and asked what was going on, and the chauffeur said that there was no one here and he was trying to ask me who to call. Another, smaller figure was in the back, looking very subdued. The manager had looked a little irate and seemed that he had wanted to get settled down to some place to stay as soon as possible. After he went back in the car and shut the door, the Chauffeur said that he would call the number I gave him or else take them to a nearby hotel that his other past clients had preferred. He then divulged who the celebrity was, while going through his phone and proudly showing off who else he had driven. I looked again at the window and could not believe how skinny this celebrity (A+ list mostly movie actress) was in real life, but had even more questions about why she was here alone with her "manager" and his kids, and at the very least not with a few of her own. There was definitely an air of sadness with her body language. The chauffeur assured me things would be fine and said I could go off with my friend, and so we left. Later, I tried to find out who this manager was, and it in fact was not her manager, but I matched the face of this manager to be that of her lawyer. What was made even more interesting was that I know that her husband at the time had family that once had roots in the area but were no longer here. I could not for the life of me figure out what she was doing in this city, with her lawyer, and his kids (who I’m 99% sure were also not accompanied by their mother on this trip). The next week I spoke to the complex manager and while I was told that even though they knew a guest was coming, it was handled through a third party agency who failed to show up to hand off the keys and the gate codes. When I told them who it was, they were shocked! They usually hear of some of the high-profile clients that stay there after they are gone but had they known that someone this big was coming, they would have arranged to have had someone there for a little longer that Sunday. It was exactly a month later that a not-so-Nice trip pulled the trigger to cause the celebrity guest to file for divorce from her A+ list mostly movie actor husband at the time. I have no doubt in my mind that perhaps this visit might have had something to do with the planning of it, in the very least. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt’s hometown is Springfield, Missouri/Brad and Angelina wed in Nice, France

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#2**
A few weeks ago, I wrote that it looked like this still married, former naked celebrity turned reality star had lost out to a younger model/actress in regards to a man our celebrity had been hooking up with while married. He was the reason she was getting divorced. It turns out she did lose him which might explain why she recently went off the rails. The guy proposed to the younger model/actress. Kendra Wilkinson

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#3**
Mexican Restaurant Blues - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: It was around the year 2000. I stopped into a cute New Mexican restaurant that had recently opened in Pacific Palisades - home of the stars. It was practically empty, but I felt like an enchilada, so I went in and sat down. The place was pretty much empty, it being a week day afternoon. As I scrolled through the menu, I noticed a small, pathetic looking creature huddled alone at a one-seater at the restaurant. Even with tears in her big blue eyes, no makeup, and her famous tousled blonde hair looking like it hadn’t been brushed in days, there was no mistaking who she was. And, there was also no doubt that she wasn’t preparing for a film role. This was a genuinely distraught woman. Her sadness was so private that I wouldn’t have thought of intruding upon it. She mostly looked down, or stared blankly out the window. All I could think was this: here’s this famous movie star who people assume leads a charmed life, weeping & alone in a Mexican restaurant. It doesn’t matter who you are, your heart can be broken. That day, I thought I saw the saddest little girl in the world, not the star of countless hit films. She & her ex have been in the news recently, fighting over who cheated, or who cheated more. I dunno, and don’t much care. On that day, she was one miserable girl, and I truly pitied her. I also like her on film. I think a lot of people felt she had a natural sense of honesty about her. Even against a permanent A+ list actor, she shone, and made people want to watch her smile. I hope she’s doing a lot more of it these days. Meg Ryan (Dennis Quaid)

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#4**
Look for this former one hit wonder who was everywhere several years ago after becoming an internet sensation to be everywhere again. Her new significant other is the married head of a media company and he thinks she should be a star so is calling in a lot of favors with tabloids to start showing her and writing about her. Rebecca Black

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#5**
A guy hasn't been cuckolded this badly since Christina Aguilera's ex. Apparently our favorite foreign born B+ lister doesn't even bother to hide the fact she hooks up with other men and often times just brings them back to wherever the couple is staying and either makes him watch or leave until she is finished. Rita Ora/Andrew Watt

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#6**
An INSIDERHER Blind Item: There’s an old saying that goes "Don’t meet your heroes." In most cases, I’ve found this to be true. But this encounter with a former A list movie star really blew my mind for a long time. I was invited as a guest on the set of a huge budgeted film with lots of FX & big names. The director was a prominent well respected & well liked actor/director, who has since passed. I had lunch at the director’s table, and he was low-key, kind, and just a very down to earth guy. I’m glad there are still action figures of him around in people’s collections. He should never be forgotten. Usually, the lead actor will sit at the director’s table. Not this time! The actor, who was in full facial makeup for his character of the day, sat alone, moping over his lunch. Because I really admired the actor & am not shy, I walked over, introduced myself to actor, and hoped for the best. Keep in mind that this was a closed set lunch for only the above the line stars & producers! He looked at me like I had two heads, and promptly bolted from the table! What? I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life! This was in front of the director & other prominent people. I was literally stunned. He ran away from me like I had just propositioned him! Or threatened him. The director is very solicitous, and then he gets a call from the actor’s people, asking who I was & why I had spoken to their precious star! I was embarrassed, angry, felt humiliated-but also confused! What on earth was going on in this guy’s mind? Did he think he was some kind of an untouchable god? This really hurt me. For a long time after this I didn’t want to meet anyone I admired, for fear of a similar occurrence. Happily, that hasn’t been the case. I recently read that the actor I terrified has an autistic child. I think perhaps he, too, is on the Asperger spectrum, because that could explain his irrational behavior. Not a dazzler in real life, though he’s given some magnificent performances. Kudos to the director for making so many unforgettable films. He is an icon. It was long ago, but I still wonder what was in his head that day.
Movie: "Bedazzled"
Actor/director: Harold Ramis ("Ghostbusters" action figure)
Actor: Brendon Fraser (his autistic son, Griffin)

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#7**
This B+ list triple threat actor who has only been a big award winner/nominee in one of them, was recently fired from a television role that could have lifted him to A- or even A. Apparently there is some buzzing that the married actor was inappropriate with a female cast member on a hit show on which he recently appeared for a season. Matthew Morrison ("Grey’s Anatomy")

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#8**
In one of the better PR moves I have seen in awhile, this foreign born new reality star on a show that is not even airing here, this PR company of an A list mostly movie actor told the woman to claim she had dated the actor. Their idea is that people will stop referring to him as closeted. Samira Mighty ("Love Island")/Chris Pine

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#9**
This one named foreign born B+ list celebrity in her country and practically unknown here has been criss-crossing the country whenever this reality star/mogul/former boss wants to hook up with her. Tulisa (Simon Cowell)

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#10**
What is surprising in this is that this is not the first time this married foreign born permanent A list celebrity has impregnated a woman who is not his wife. Apparently this is the third time, but this is the first where the woman is not willing to get an abortion. This would be jaw dropping to the world if it became public knowledge. His foreign born A list wife would be humiliated. David Beckham (Victoria)

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#11**
This married to a celebrity wannabe next Dr. Oz recently got fired from her job at a hospital because of all her television job chasing. Bojana Jankovic/Michael Weatherly

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#12**
I Remember You Well At The Plaza Hotel - Part 2 - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: My Mom was a big deal in New York & at the Plaza Hotel in the 60’s. She knew all their secrets, and they depended on her crack team in keeping their many celebrity clients’ valuables safe. I was a kid, but got to spend a lot of time at the Plaza, rather like Eloise. My Mom could get anything she wanted there. She also got tons of celebrity gossip. She was too much the lady to repeat really good dirt, but she did tell me about a man who stayed for long periods at the Plaza. She knew I was an old movie fan, so she told me all about this actor, who she persisted in calling Gary till her dying day. I was a fan, but I was also a kid, when I first heard these stories. Since much more information about this complicated man’s life comes to light, these stories make more sense. Actually, even as a kid reading movie star biography, I knew this actor had a reputation for being a cheapskate. I’ve since learned it was far more than just being cheap, and far more than just a reputation! His most famous live-in situation with another A list actor was the subject of a famous quote from a famous blonde actress. She quipped about the actor not paying bills. When she said it, it was hilarious. Apparently, even though he is now ranked as the number one most popular actor/leading man in the world/in some polls, a comedic genius-the real man behind the stunning exterior was dark, depressed, looking for salvation anywhere he could find it. Cold, calculating, paranoid, mean, suspicious, all applied to the Great Actor. He was, no doubt-a great actor, and a great Hollywood movie star. After all, who better than he embodied the handsome gay star who pretended to be straight his entire life? He made a living playing out this game, and it can’t have been easy. New documentaries & biographies about his childhood miseries make these reveals more pathetic than anything. He apparently would hole up for days at a time at the Plaza, asking for no service & no visitors. He had a cheap dime store hot plate, and came to the Plaza with bags of canned soups. He apparently lived on booze, soup he heated up himself, and a tin of saltine crackers. There was a lot of alcohol, a lot of black moods, and a refusal to pay for anything more than was absolutely necessary. It was perhaps pathological. It was certainly deeply engrained in his personality. This was a side of himself he never, once, displayed on film. It’s too bad he couldn’t have gone there, but after all, his reputation now couldn’t be better. He is numero uno! Above Gable & Bogart! He had known abandonment, poverty, and was unable to relax & enjoy his wealth. Apparently, the face he presented publicly was very different from the image of perfection we saw onscreen.
Actor: Cary Grant
Other Actor: Randolph Scott
Quote: Carole Lombard: "Their relationship is perfect. Randy pays the bills and Cary mails them."

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#13**
This permanent A list chain smoking actor recently paid six figures to sleep with the ex wife of his former best friend who used to be an A lister. She needed the money and he wanted to get some revenge for something that happened a couple years ago with some escorts.

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#14**
This former A list mostly television actor turned A- list mostly movie actor with a nice easy gig on almost television show is back boozing again. He was a mess at a recent event. Jon Hamm ("Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt") ("Tag" premiere)

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#15**
This foreign born former A lister in his own country solo singer and in a group almost got busted cheating on his wife this past week. He was incredibly lucky that some friends were nearby that he could pass the woman off to so when news cameras interviewed the singer he looked to be all alone.

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#16**
Word on the street is that this NFL player is blaming his one year wonder ex for his current situation. Olivia Culpo/Danny Amendola

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#17**
This foreign born A+ list singer wanted huge royalties and a bunch of upfront money and extra song writing credits to keep working on a record with a foreign based group. Their label wanted them to take the deal, but they wanted no part of it and have been very restrained in their comments about the situation. I would have been livid.

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#18**
This foreign born B list celebrity who has been in the news this past week after not really ever being in tabloid news before, once had a guy beat up to within an inch of his life when our celebrity decided the guy didn't give good enough blowj**s. Oh yeah, our guy is a closeted sociopath.

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/07 **#19**
He Died Again: One of the longest held secrets in Hollywood was known by a handful of people. I was never one of those people. Even as the secret was passed down to a second and then a third generation, I still never knew. It was not until the last week of April that I was told the secret and that it was OK to talk about it now because the subject of the secret had been killed in an auto accident. That was kind of fitting considering that is how he "died," the first time. He was A+ list that first time. The entire world loved him and adored him and he hated every second of it. He wanted no part of it. So, with the help of a police chief who thought the world of him and a rival studio head who was willing to do anything to not watch those big box office numbers he put up, they got to work. The studio chief got some set designers and stunt people and they created a car wreck. The police chief donated a body from the morgue no one was going to claim, so they could bury a body and it was all set. The studio chief signed a contract with the actor and it basically paid him about $1500 a week for his entire life. And boy did he live a long life. When he was killed north of the border in an auto accident in April he was 95 or 96 depending on whether you used his Canadian or American birth certificate. For much of the past 60 some odd years he had lived in a remote section of that northern country, but in the past few years moved to a much larger city so he and his wife could be closer to medical care. Being 95/96 didn't stop his love of driving though and his wife loved being with him when he did. She was with him in the car when they were hit by a tractor trailer. His wife is expected to make a full recovery. James Dean
(go to more information and theories)

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#1**
At a very recent party, this A list singer popped some pills to join in with many of the other attendees and forced her celebrity boyfriend to do the same. He is going to end up dead. Anyone who knows him sees it as a highly possible event. Ariana Grande/Pete Davidson

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#2**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor and his wife were spotted practicing how they were going to kiss at an award show and it still looked awkward and very rare. Should have had his long time male lover be a stand in. Sure they would have nailed it. George and Amal Clooney ( AFI Life Achievement Award) (Rande Gerber)

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#3**
I was just watching the rerun with a friend whose ex works on this one show. This is what she told me: For the rest of us, there are crank diets, shady supplements, and astrological diagnosis. For this one actress though, there to tell a truly sympathetic personal story, there was a prescription to pharmaceutical grade cocaine, and free samples in the dressing room. "Dr. Oz Show"

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#4**
This foreign born A+ list athlete in every corner of the world except this corner has never come out to his mother. He wants to let her see him get married to a woman before she dies, so he may indeed get married to his beard. His long time boyfriend though would be his best man. Cristiano Ronaldo/Georgina Rodriguez (Badr Hari)

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#5**
At the AFI event last night, this A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and one time co-star of the big honoree of the night was drunkenly pawed by an A+ list director as she tried to make her way to a bathroom door. Anna Kendrick (co-star honoree - George Clooney) (American Film Institute's Life Achievement Tribute in Hollywood)

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#6**
He is extremely tacky and extremely rude and at one point in his life only dated actresses who were virgins so he could have sex with them and dump them to go find the next one. That story he told about the alliterate actress is true in his mind, but our actress knew the guy's reputation so lied and told him she was a virgin so he would date her. Wilmer Valderrama/Mandy Moore

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#7**
Pretty big bribe that was passed out to this assistant district attorney to accept a plea deal so out of the norm that this family of celebrities paid out. 99% in that situation get jail time. They don't have bribe money though. Conrad Hilton

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#9**
On Line At The Deli - An INSIDERHER Blind: So, near me is an Italian deli. It’s in the Los Angeles area. You cannot believe the size of the salamis & prosciutto! It’s a carnivore’s paradise. I stocked up on the marinated shrimp. Smiley Face! Keeping you guessing, right? Some writers who claim to be Vegan might be disguising their carnivore lust to throw off their real identities. Ever think of that? Unsurprisingly, you can meet famous actors at this unequaled deli. Equally unsurprisingly, many are Italian. One such actor hangs out here like a regular Joe. Because he is. I met him there. Our fams became friends because of our mutual love of food. Hungry yet, blinders? If you don’t care for this actor’s face, you may think twice when he sings. But, like many actors, he is shrimpier than you might think. He’s very down to earth, a family man, and other than mentioning shrimp again, I’ll just say: go see him in his most recent venture. The man could be a finer singer/crooner than he is an actor/director. And that would be very fine indeed. Joe Mantegna ("Rolling Thunder") (played with local group, The Missing Links, who went on to form the band "Chicago")

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#10**
Unlikely Abuser - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: This curious celebrity is being accused of some very bad behavior. Like rape. This is a powerful accusation, and I generally believe the woman-unless the man makes more sense. This man’s newfound celebrity status amazes me, considering his long time career. But it seems many celebrity men connected to this guy, or wanted to be him. He is, I think, a sexual Everyman. A schmuck who gets laid all the time. I get it. When this well known performer was at his peak, so to speak--my friend dated him. I thought it a very bizarre choice for such a sophisticated woman, but she was curious about his well known equipment. Apparently it worked very well with her, and she said he was a very generous lover. He was known for that in his business. He & my friend stayed casual friends throughout the decades. I got to know him through her, and found him to be an annoying yenta. He lived with his old Dad & between porn shoots & dating my friend-he’d take Dad to Bingo or to temple. Once, his old car broke down on the streets of Greenwich Village, and he asked my friend to push his car so he could jump start it. She says that’s the worst she could ever say about him. I’d say the same, from my limited ‘exposure’ to this odd icon. He could annoy the hell out of you. He wasn’t PC. He called you ‘doll.’ But, you couldn’t deny the guy had carved out a niche for himself, and was a nebbish getting paid to get laid. The recent accusations against him seem very unlikely to both my friend & myself. He was always respectful towards women from our experiences with him. If you don’t count pushing the car. Or him calling you ‘doll.’ We don’t buy that he’s an abuser. He would never have been a mainstay of the porn industry for decades if he had abused an actress/porn star. Believe it or not, there was a strict code of ethics in that biz in old time New York. Our celebrity got paid to get laid not only because of his endowments, but because women generally looked forward to performing with him. This is because, as I said earlier-his reputation was for being a generous lover. Ron Jeremy

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#11**
This A list foreign born dual threat actor did what he was praised for doing. The thing is though, it was still kind of shady that his PR team insisted on holding back releasing it for well over six months until he needed a positive publicity boost. So, when he got some negative press, boom, it was out within days to change that narrative. Benedict Cumberbatch (saved a Deliveroo rider from being mugged)

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#12**
I think this former A list teen actor is going to regret saying some nasty things to his ex wife a few weeks ago. She is all set to take advantage of his newfound fame and release that long awaited sex tape featuring our former actor, his former wife and a man they both shared. Corey Feldman/Susie Sprague/Corey Haim ("The Two Coreys")

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#13**
Next time you want the world to believe what you are selling is real, you might want to (a) not tell everyone you know the ring is on loan and (b) not mention the real reason right there in your Instagram caption. When Taylor Swift can sell something better than you, than you know you really have underwhelmed in reality show promotion 101. Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright (engaged) ("Vanderpump Rules")

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#14**
That feeling when your rich boyfriend's family has cut him off from his money because they know you, being the A- list mostly movie actress dating him have been joining him in massive drug binges all over the world. Our actress never pays for her own. Ever. She is very generous. One of the more generous people I have met, but her rule number one is never pay for your own drugs. If he can't get access back to his money, she will fly away in the wind. Vito Schnabel/Amber Heard

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#15**
This closeted foreign born A+/A list singer is in love, but his actor love interest likes to play the field with men and women and doesn't want to be tied down. Shawn Mendes/James Marsden

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#16**
You have to be a next level type monster to not only pawn your daughter off to adult men, but also to watch your daughter to make sure he is making the man happy. Welcome to the world of this former teen A+ list mostly movie actress when she was a child and being sent out on "auditions." It still gets me so angry that she has lived with this for her whole life and knows exactly what her mom did. No repressed memories with her. Then, it really irks me, let alone what it must to do to her, that one of the people who spent months abusing her is feted for his film career or that his significant other is a woman that people can look to be a role model. She knew what was going on. It was the same thing she did when she was a teen and hitting the casting couch. So, she didn't see anything wrong with it. Drew Barrymore (Jaid Barrymore)

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#17**
Stopped at the door and turned away from a listening party was this former tween/teen/young adult A/A- list actress. The actress was later seen inside after sneaking in through a service entrance after paying a worker $500. She still has a thing for her ex. He saw her coming from about 20 feet away and had some guys take her outside and watch her until she had an Uber pick her up. Amanda Bynes/Kid Cudi

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#18**
She Didn't Go: It was supposed to look like a murder/suicide. That had been the plan all along. The plan that had been in place since March. Then, as she began to get more and more attention and acclaim, suddenly her schedule was too busy and she couldn't make it. What to do, what to do? Improvise. Do what they always do. Make it look like all the rest they have done, but also make sure they send a message to her. Apparently they sent her a picture with no words. Just the picture. I'm guessing she got the message. In the next few weeks we will see if she ignores the message or continues to be brave and fight the good fight. Asia Argento/Anthony Bourdain (#MeToo movement)

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#1**
This A list mostly movie director said he cast this former A- list mostly movie actor who bombed at headlining a movie because he thought the fact he assaulted a woman (and was convicted of it) brought something to the part that no other actor could give and he doesn't think it is a big deal. This director is such an a-hole and I hope this movie bombs. Emile Hirsch/Quentin Tarantino ("Once Upon a Time in Hollywood")

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#2**
This former A- list realty star turned B/B+ list celebrity is trying to stay sober but it must be pretty tough when her husband starts off each day with a line of a coke and basically uses all day and night.

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#3**
This foreign born former A-/B+ list singer who shopped and drugged her way through her fortune thought she could just go on tour and make a bunch of money. The problem is, promoters are not interested in her at all and the only venues they were willing to sell would be clubs. She could make some money doing that, but the singer only wants to play 2,500 seat theatres and higher. Not going to happen. Lily Allen

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#4**
Much like her friend, the former stripper turned celebrity turned brief reality star turned wannabe bad actress thinks she will make a fortune with her new line. Just like her friend discovered, the chances of that are minimal. There is no guaranteed amount and it is basically taking a commission only job. She thinks she can do a couple posts on social media and the money will be rolling in. It won't. She will bail on this thing so quickly. Amber Rose ("Simply Be" clothing brand)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#5**
This B- list actress/writer/celebrity offspring of an A- list actor/writer was recently hit on by this former A+ list singer who she says gives off dirty old man creepy vibes. Hey, but she is still talking to him, so yeah. Cazzie David (Larry David)/John Mayer

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#6**
The Videographer: He was right in the middle of the kidnapping and murder of tens of thousands of people. If you were female, the chances were good you were going to be sent to a special facility which was frequented not only by members of the elite in the country but also the elite from many other countries too. Those coming from other countries seemed to have the philosophy that they could do as they like with no repercussions because who would ever know. Ahh, but when you have a regime that corrupt, they want some leverage and many, if not most of these encounters with the females were captured on film or video. The video is grainy stuff and old now, but the films are vivid and you can identify everyone in them. The person in charge of collecting and cataloging the videos and the subjects belonged to a cabinet level member of the government. Long though destroyed, many of the world's elite who had participated, breathed a sigh of relief last year when the videographer died. It turns out though, the films and video and who is who in each, was never destroyed. They were all in a garage next to a guest house where they had been for decades. In February, one of his children started digging through it. She told members of her family and lots of her friends, and also, in March told one of her long time friends she had met through her sister . The person she told was a foreign born permanent A list celebrity. The subject of our blind was not blasting this all on social media, but she was not keeping it quiet either. None of the people she told had really seen much of the films. They were too hard to watch. Two weeks ago, the government of the country came to collect the entire library of films. What they had not recovered were the volumes that named names in each of the films. After such a long time, they needed the volumes to be able to identify
every person in the films. They said they wanted them to let relatives of the long dead females know their fate. No one knows where the volumes are now. What we do know is the woman who held them back is dead.
Country: Argentina/former Argentine army general Luciano Benjamín Menendez
Cabinet level member of the government: Jorge Zorreguieta
Who found the library: Inés Zorreguieta
Sister: Queen Máxima of the Netherlands
A list celebrity:

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#7**
Trick Or Treat - An INSIDERHER Blind Item: You might think that if you lived in a neighborhood packed with celebrities, you’d have some pretty terrific Halloweens, right? That celebs surely celebrate Halloween big time, have phenomenal decorations, and personally welcome neighborhood children to their front fences-if not doors. I had such fantasies. Some years back, I lived in an area with celebrities in every other house. In Trick or Treat distance from my house lived some of the most famous people on earth. I could not wait to see what these surely down to earth people did for Halloween. I had a walking route planned for this first outing that passed the houses of some cool people. My kids were psyched!

We started in the flats:
Permanent A list beloved actor & B list actor/producer wife -they turned off all their lights, period. Not even a pumpkin. Did they really live there?: Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson
Famous comic actor & acting family -a couple of gourds outside. Lights out: Owen Wilson
Foreign born comedian with one routine? Welcome! Trick or Treat!: Yakov Smirnoff
Famous Permanently lovable A list couple & their brood - No signs of life: Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell

Former A+ list comedy icon. Disgraced. Brick house with mile high gates. Always dark.: Bill Cosby
Permanent A+ List Director & wife former Actress -Intercom. If you yell ‘Trick or Treat’ into it, you get silence. ***Now, down the hill, on to a private road.*******: Steven Spielberg/Kate Capshaw
Permanent A list at least triple threat & then wife, Permanent A list for name value/status. A convoy appears in the distance. This trick or treating is looking dangerous. We’re stopped by beefy armed guards who come out from nowhere. Were told we cannot trick or treat here. It was like a military installment in there. Somewhere I have pix...: Bruce Willis/Demi Moore

This kind of total shutdown is just the way it is in Hollywoodtown...and it’s now most popular star clusters. Like this, my friendly hometown! For a tip, Dino Martin & Dorothy Hamill had a House right at the center point of all these other celeb homes. Dino was gone at this point. Pacific Palisades
It’s worth noticing that only the foreign born comedian had Halloween decorations up & was outside welcoming children.

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#8**
It was actually pretty nice for this former tween actress turned B+ list adult actress to pay her own way to make sure nothing happened to a family member who was yachting this past week. Bella and Dani Thorne (what "yachting" means: "I Worked On A Yacht" PART ONE/PART TWO)

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#9**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Oscar winner/nominee finally was able to do what he started to do several years ago which is to steal every penny from a family member just so he can continue to look wealthy. He continues to be one of the worst celebrity parents ever. Ryan O’Neal and Farrah Fawcett’s son Redmond arrested for attempted murder

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#10**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who has not had good luck with sticking on a show as of late is talking a lot about how people need to share and she says she has shared her story about depression, but left out the part where she tried to commit suicide a few weeks ago and was in the hospital for two days.

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie actress makes a very good living filming that franchise of hers ever couple years. The thing is though, she never gets papped because no one really cares. So, she has started doing those ridiculous promo photos just so she can get placed in the tabloids. Michelle Rodriguez ("The Fast and the Furious")

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#12**
This former A- list tween actress who had a middling hit network show back in the day is in an acting family. She is now a sometime reality star, but mostly just a celebrity. Slightly less famous than another member of her family, she is cheating on her husband. Tia Mowry/Tamera Mowry ("The Real") (Adam Housley)

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#13**
This barely a celebrity of a permanent A lister got some of his other parent's partying traits and has been hitting the coke hard while partying in NYC.

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/09 **#14**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort tried to put out a hit on a woman she accused of hitting on the benefactor of our former actress. Lindsay Lohan

She’s Not Here For The Right Reasons: On The Bachelor, which I watch privately and don’t recap because there is a very accurate spoiler site out there and I don’t want to know who "won," there is always a villain or two that the rest of the girls say is "not there for the right reasons." They are usually girls trying to get camera time by any means necessary. On a certain reality show, there is one evil bitch that is worse than anything we have ever seen. EVER. She has literally hooked her way on to the show by way of another aberrant creature we recently got rid of. In an odd turn of events, I totally warned the male in this story about the female in this story very, very, early on when she was trying to sell stories to the sites that pay for the dirt. He was polite, but didn’t really believe me so I just bowed out to watch nature take its course. Now I am finding out that she has been constantly digging up the dirt on her "beloved." She has gone through his phone, she has gone through his computer, and she has a lot of information to share. She has attacked a woman relentlessly who politely declined to play the role she is currently playing. She’s psychotic. Here just a few things she has on her equally despicable "mark".
1. Very early on, his sisters tried to pay him to send this female back to where she came from and try to get the female who declined "the opportunity" to reconsider. That was never a possibility but the sisters didn’t have the full story.
2. She was particularly incensed about his will. She was not happy with the beneficiaries.

3. Some sort of lesbian sex tape with toys. I presume he was on camera but my source was not clear about that.
4. She was also pissed about him asking people via email about her call girl reputation. She was not working and living with her mother at the time they were introduced.
There is a lot more. He is terrified. He’s tried on multiple occasions to break up with her but she is threatening to sell stories. Oddly, that is the very thing I warned him about months and months ago. At least I tried, and honestly, knowing what I know now, that I didn’t know then, I’m hoping these two drag each other to death. Neither one of them need to be breathing our air unless it is behind bars. At least we know that neither of them will be on our TV again unless it’s on the news about their court cases.

SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY has a significant meaning for this blind. Because she will be speaking unsupervised next Tuesday. And she’s a loose cannon. Expect bizarre social media posts from him on Tuesday as well and more from me as soon as I get the tea.
Show: "Southern Charm"
Male: Thomas Ravenel
"Evil Bitch": Ashley Jacobs
Sisters: Renée Brockinton, Suzanne Ravenel and Eva Ravenel
First choice: Luzanne Otte

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#1**
This one named permanent A list singer is trying to stay as far away from process servers as possible until he gets all potential cases against him settled. Usher

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#2**
This multifaceted A list mogul who spends a lot of time in front of the camera too on multiple projects took the rare step of attending a public event where his boyfriend was also there. They even posed for photos together. Also there of course was the mogul's beard. Ryan Seacrest/Mike Meldman (Shayna Taylor) (Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party)

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#3**
This B list reality star who seems to be back on top of her B list game once again is taking time off from filming right now a show you all know because of a miscarriage she recently suffered.

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#4**
A Birdie Blind Item: While there is unity on both sides when it comes to this particular family, the family itself has long been defined by acrimony: disputes, intrigue, even lawsuits. So what just happened? Let's just say it all comes down to the pictures, finally obtained after years of trying, of the one member in a compromising position. You know whose parties he famously attended, don't you? David Koch
 (Jeffrey Epstein)

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#5**
A Dancing Boy Blind: This is all top secret for now but it looks like there's going to be a dancing boy feature too, and the way it's developing the idea is for this story to be the first in the dancing boy franchise franchise/universe (with movies, tv, and plays that take place over the course of my life cycle). Another part of it I haven't mentioned is that a reoccurring theme in these stories - and it goes in a certain way to a central theme of CDAN (as in: are there any good elites?) - is the whole clash of the titans/war in the heavens/battle of the superheros motif. But in this case it involves the secret global elite - one side good, the other not - and those in their employ. And, as it turns out - back in the 80s - one of the crack teams of operatives for the good elites are a group of Hollywood kids (think MI or Spy Kids, but for real), who were trained at a secret facility in the Hollywood Hills. Our last mission back then ended in failure, but we're about to be recalled into service by my French billionaire patron. Our mission? To break into the high security studio vault where a certain movie is stored (and which includes in particular certain footage - it's been sold for thousands a piece in the Hollywood underground for three decades), and steal the movie, ninja-like (to score leverage in getting me out of the NDA with the studio). This is the stuff of the prologue to the dancing boy movie: we all arrive at the facility for the first since the 80s, which has been sealed like a vault or tomb. Everything there - the tech, furnishing - is straight out of the 80s, which is our limiting factor. As for who else, I think I've named a couple or few of the people, but also one from the most recent dancing boy blind, the dancing boy's parents (as themselves), a certain female co-star of the dad (yes, HER), and yes (rolls eyes) him (someone had to give him a job, because no one's going to give him that 10 million bucks), among others. Also: the token millennial (who as a tween/teen basically created his own brand out of that joke at your 8th birthday when one of your friends unties a balloon animal and sucks the gas out of it, starts talking, and it's pretty much the funniest thing ever; do you know how many page views those things got [before he got picked up I mean]? in some cases more than 70 million). I've also someone specific in mind for the head villain in "the Little Drummer Boy" flick. This is a major child actor (of the 80s) turned adult actor (who was always a nice guy). Here's the giveaway: there was a blind about him and a certain female musician not too long ago. Something else? My sister has a similar story (this is the formerly religious one). It happened after the taping of Season 2, Episode 9 - I was there too.

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#6**
Reader Blind Item: A Brit Actor most well known for playing Americans on TV was horrifically abused at his famously elite boarding school as a barely pubescent kid, he was singled out and tortured psychologically, sexually and physically. One of the abusers in question was a violent sadist, an authority figure and powerful member of government. His activities were covered up by the school for years and continued even after he stopped officially working there. He wasn't the only one but he was the worst. That abuser fled the country after it got too hot for him and began working in a 3rd world nation with children again "Charitable work" He was investigated in that country for murder. But the case mysteriously collapsed and he got away with it. If you look at this actor's performances over the years there is a common theme of abuse, gaslighting and stockholm syndrome relationships with manipulative older men running through his role choices. He also, wherever possible, works with female producers, directors and show runners because his relationships with men in authority are so fraught he prefers to collaborate with women. He’s a lot less screwed up than he could be given his history and seems to have finally found a stable and happy life for himself far away from his home country. With the help of his spouse and a good therapist.
Actor: Hugh Dancy (married to Claire Danes)
School: Winchester College (age 13)
Abuser: John Smyth, a British "Queen’s Cousel"  (the UK allowed him to start afresh in Zimbabwe)

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#7**
I'm guessing this foreign born A list model has no idea her husband is personally picking up the tab for a massive event. She thinks it his company. Nope. The company can't waste that kind of scratch right now, but he likes people thinking they can. Miranda Kerr/Evan Spiegel ("Snapchat") (will take over entire Santa Monica Pier)

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#8**
This A list mostly movie action actor was out of the country this week and hooked up with this foreign born A- list singer in her own country. She is probably B- list outside and only that high because of being in the tabloids and a little reality television. She has a significant other, but that relationship is such a joke.

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#9**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family says she was hit on by this married anti vaxxer who serial cheated on his last wife until she killed herself. This current wife has seen a lot of the same thing. Robert Kennedy Jr. (former wife: Mary Richardson Kennedy) (current wife: Cheryl Hines)

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#10**
You can count on one hand the number of times this foreign born celebrity couple have been publicly spotted together this year. They desperately need to keep that brand going though, so there they were, getting "spotted" as a couple. Victoria and David Beckham

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#11**
There he was again. That one named DJ that sounds like it is missing the part where you wipe your feet looking only for women who looked or are underage. He wants no part of you otherwise. Diplo (GQ Style and Browns LFWM Party at Annabel's)

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#12**
I love that this former tweener singer turned A- list adult singer went old school with her excuse. Doesn't change the fact she needs rehab again, but I was getting tired of the never ending stream of illnesses celebrities are springing on us. Publicists were scouring through Wikipedia and saying, "You get a disease and you get a disease. Everyone gets a disease." Demi Lovato/damaged vocal chords/sickness

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/10 **#13**
I would say that if this A- list actor finds out his foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress called the paps to catch them on a date that he would probably break up with her. He doesn't do that and never has. Back in the days when he was cheating on that wife he was married to, he got really good at hiding in plain sight. Then, even after he stopped cheating, he liked the privacy. His current girlfriend would love to be on the cover of every magazine every week. Josh Duhamel/Eiza Gonzalez

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#1**
Front and center at this event where this married east coast Housewife was performing was her boyfriend of a year holding a bouquet of flowers. Teresa Giudice (NPC South Jersey Bodybuilding Championships)

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#2**
I joke about this A list reality star with a lucrative side gig a lot but apparently there is a very serious threat right now about kidnapping her child. The child has people with her 24/7 in addition to the security already guarding the reality star. Kylie Jenner (Stormi)

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#3**
The police have taken a hard look at the significant other of a recent dead celebrity as a possible suspect in the celebrity's death. Andy Spade (Kate)

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#4**
Whenever you see this celebrity offspring who will soon eclipse the parental unit in fame with this foreign born former A+ list tweener, you know she needs help with her bills. That is how it has always been with them. Hailey Baldwin/Justin Bieber

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#5**
This A- list reality star is hemming and hawing about why she doesn't do something people are shaming her for, but the reality is, she doesn't care. She wants to be partying and working out and making sure her boyfriend is not cheating on her. Those take priority over all else. Khloé Kardashian (not breastfeeding)

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#6**
This offspring is not really a celebrity, but at least one of her parental units is A or A+ list. Used to be A+ list for sure and someone all of you know. She got pregnant with her drug dealer/sex customer. Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter Chelsea Alliegro

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#7**
This married permanent A+ list rapper could have helped this female former A list rapper out of her financial troubles, but he only helps people he is interested in sleeping with or can make a ton of money with. She is neither. Jay Z (Lil’ Kim files for bankruptcy)

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#9**
He knew it was coming. One producer says in all the time they filmed, unless he had horrible food poisoning, our celebrity would be in his room only for sleeping/passing out. This time was different. It was almost as if he was hiding in his room and he kept saying they are coming. He had been perfectly normal until he received word of the death of several people, but one in particular who would make sure the person with information would remain quiet. It took less than a week for them to come for our celebrity. Anthony Bourdain

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#10**
This part-time Teen Mom guy wants everyone to think he is the victim. He says he had to cheat on his now broken up with girlfriend because she didn't give him enough sex so he had to get it somewhere else, so it is really her fault and not his. Jeremy Calvert

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#11**
Apparently there is a plan in place that if bail is granted tomorrow, this child molester/sex trafficker is going to flee the country to the island from where he cannot be extradited. The thing about all of this that is crazy to me is that the person telling me all this must know their communications are being monitored, so they are not very good at keeping secrets or maybe they just want to kill him but have him think they are going to save him. NXIVM cult leader Keith Raniere

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#12**
Very interesting. You might recall that a few times over the past several months, I have told you about the relationship this former A- list mostly television actress had with an A list celebrity and how the A list celebrity did not tell his significant other about it. Apparently those hookups are going to be made public or the actress thinks they are and is trying to get ahead of the story. Rose McGowen/Anthony Bourdain (Asia Argento) (that Anthony and Asia had a free relationship)

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#13**
I think this celebrity couple has been split for about two months maybe. They have barely filed much paperwork regarding their divorce, but this former A- list celebrity turned B+ lister trying to stay relevant learned that her actor/celebrity ex already has another woman pregnant. Brooke Burke-Charvet (David Charvet)

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#14**
Apparently on the new reality show being filmed right now, this wannabe celebrity who is getting her shot at reality because of the hooking up she did with the athlete and who the athlete is involved with says she has lots and lots of receipts so that should be interesting. Many things and other women the athlete's significant other has no idea about. Lani Blair/Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#15**
What were incredible sales and revenue numbers from this former celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity for her line have crashed and burned in the past week to the point where the celebrity is going to have to start walking back some comments she made or risk losing it all. Kat Von D (antivaxxer)

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#16**
This former A+ list singer has had money problems for years. She has already crossed one line by doing illegal things with her boyfriend which I wrote here before. The singer, who has done some reality to boost her income has further had to humiliate herself by finding different women to bring home for her boyfriend to have sex with. She should leave, but he would just turn her into the police for what she has done. They could get him on some charges too, but nothing compared to the time she would face. Toni Braxton/Birdman

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#17**
In the past year or two, there have been a treasure trove of documents that have been scanned and saved to the cloud from the archives and vaults of this nearly 100 year old studio. It basically just partners up with other studios now, but back in the day, it was huge. One of the documents dug up confirms that long long talked about rumor that this permanent A list mostly movie actor did, in fact, drive drunk and kill a pedestrian and that someone else went to jail for it. The document has the name of the person hired to go to jail. Apparently they only went to jail for six months, but was guaranteed a job for twenty years for doing it. Clark Gable

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/11 **#18**
Keeping Quiet For The Money: You know who you don't see out and about as much? This permanent A list mostly movie actor and his significant other. They used to make daily appearances you could set a watch to, but now, they rarely venture out of the gates of his huge compound up that long canyon road. Even if they do venture out, it is even less often they do so together. She was warned by one of his exes that he was a freak about sex. She discovered that first hand, but knew what was going to be expected of her and decided it was worth it. After a couple years together, she got pregnant. As soon as she became pregnant, he became an entirely different person. He basically put her in a wing of the house and he started having sex parties every night. She was OK with that too. The thing is though, the sex parties really started getting strange. He would randomly find guys on hookup apps and at the same time have high school females come over and see what everyone was willing to do. He has it all filmed and during the day, instead of sending time with his significant other and the upcoming baby or his kids from other relationships, he would watch what he recorded the night before while he had some escort, whether they be male or female orally service him the entire time while he watched. Around 4 or 5pm he would then start doing some coke to get ready for that night's sex party. She is convinced several of the males and females were underage. Some were friends of his children who were underage at the time. Meanwhile, the actor has several STD's, but doesn't tell any of his partners and never wears a condom. So, why does she stick around after all that? The money. She says, it can help her get through anything knowing her child will get all that money she gets paid from him each month and that it would dramatically lessen if she left. Eddie Murphy/Paige Butcher

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#1**
Even I don't know the answer to this one, but really want to know so I can blast the guy
in public for it.

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper is back on the booze and drug train again. Guess that very long and expensive rehab process didn't take. Nicki Minaj

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#3**
This former stripper turned model turned celebrity turned wannabe bad actress all of you know is taking advantage of the fact that so many of her male friends want to sleep with this underage celebrity and is trying to make some money off it. Amber Rose/Danielle Bregoli ("cash me ousside" girl)

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#4**
Another underage female teenager is about to come forward to tell her story about how this back in the day A list mostly television actor from a very hit network show turned made for television move staple sexually assaulted her on the set of a Christmas movie they were making together. This is not the first time this actor has been accused of this. Dean Cain ("Christmas Rush"); Tom Wopat ("Christmas Comes to Willow Creek")

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#5**
This celebrity offspring of an A lister has been in this space before because of her struggles with drugs and alcohol. She is openly bisexual and has been bought and paid for the past six months by this closeted female show runner.

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#6**
Apparently that one named DJ I wrote about in the past few days who seems to favor underage teens is now being accused by one of the teens of giving her a STD. That teen and another one told their story to a foreign born DJ who is doing his best to get the A list one named DJ fired from his permanent cozy paid residence job. Diplo/Zedd or Max Vangeli

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#7**
I think its pretty funny to see that this A list couple have got their offspring involved in the sharing of stories about the sex life of the offspring's parents. A new angle for the parents who never seem to tire of making sure the world has this perception of them as always having sex 24/7. Willow Smith (Will and Jada Smith)

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#8**
I'm going to leave this in the words of the tipster because it is very well said. About six or seven years ago, I was invited to a friend's house, where her and her husband were hosting a dinner. Before we ate, I was hanging with my friend, who works as a model, chatting, and during our conversation I saw she received a text, and then immediately reacted by shaking her head and sighing uncomfortably. I asked her what the problem was, then she turned her phone around and showed me a shadowy video of a naked woman, clearly on drugs or alcohol, dancing in a mirror, attempting to be sexy. She then explained that this woman has been aggressively trying to get my friend to sleep with her, and won't stop sending her naked videos, even after my friend specifically telling her she's married, not into women, and to stop sending the videos. I explained to my friend that this amounts to harassment, and she should notify the authorities. She then told me who the woman was, that she was famous, and had powerful friends, and it was better off if she just ignored it with the hopes eventually the woman would move onto someone else, it wasn't worth risking social and career suicide. So, imagine my reaction when the #metoo movement broke wide open, and emerging as the face of the "resistance", the defender of all harassed women, was the exact same person who had incessantly sexually harassed my friend. I've held back this story for months now, but in the light of Anthony's death, I think it's important for people to know the truth about their fearless leader. She's not who the media presents her to be, and my best guess is that she was intentionally inserted up front as controlled opposition, a loud, vocal leader in order to keep people focused only on the abuses of adult women, and distracted from the much bigger problem of pedophilia in Hollywood, which continues to be ignored by the media and the Hollywood community at large. Rose McGowan

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#9**
This permanent A list celebrity/television host/writer was breathing a sigh of relief when she realized that man who she had a decade long affair with would no longer have the chance to talk about it. Anthony Bourdain/Christiane Amanpour

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#10**
Much like Anna Faris played Cameron Diaz in Lost In Translation, this A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee is playing this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress in her new movie. Anne Hathaway (Daphne Kluger "Ocean’s 8") (Diane Kruger)

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#11**
Apparently this part-time reality show star who makes his living doing something else but would looooooove his own reality show got in the bad graces of his former bff by name dropping her for every project he was trying to get a green light for. He implied she would be a part of it. Jonathan Cheban/Kim Kardashian

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#12**
This B+ list singer/rapper horrible bush speller overdosed two days ago and just when things were looking back up for her. Azealia Banks

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#13**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor has hits and misses in his movie career. Back in the day were his best days with him getting Oscar wins/nominations. Anyway, the married actor, has been hooking up with the barely legal ex of this former A/A- list mostly movie actor who had hiss peak around the same time as the first actor in the blind.

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#14**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress who has gone from one almost network show to the next including now, was a part of the sex c*lt. She has really tried to keep a low profile and I don't even think the press knows she was in it at one time. Erica Durance ("Smallville")/NXIVM

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#15**
Apparently things are completely on the rocks between this A list mostly movie actor and his wife. This recent thing just was another obstacle. Hey, at least he stopped cheating all the time. Vince Vaughn (DUI)

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#16**
Once again this intelligent B+ list mostly movie actress avoided any questions about her significant other and #metoo. Everyone has noticed he never shows up to red carpets any longer.

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#17**
Who Is This Guy? (From Reddit) Little bit of an unconventional one here, but I don’t know where else to ask! The full story: I went to a bar with a friend of mine Saturday night in Brooklyn and while I was sitting outside waiting for a car, a guy came out and sat next to me to smoke a cigarette. He started chatting me up and I wasn’t at all interested because he looked a good 20+ years older than me, but then a random group of guys walked by and pointed at him and one of them said, "Hi, Nick!" Cigarette guy muttered something about how he hated getting recognized, then asked me if I knew who he was. I said no and he just stared blankly for a second. He asked me if I wanted to get a drink and I decided to go ahead because I was really curious. I thought he was for sure fucking with me because he provided no information beyond saying he was an actor, but then he took me to a random mostly empty dive bar and the bartender seemed totally starstruck - in fact, while we were at our table, she came out and acted like a giddy schoolgirl while she brought us free shots. The few other patrons in the bar seemed to keep looking over as well. While we were talking, he told me some things about his life, but absolutely nothing about his career or name. I wound up leaving before we finished our drinks because he was getting really sexually aggressive and I decided to prioritize my safety over the story, but I was kinda bummed that I wasn’t able to figure out who he was. The more I looked at him, the more familiar he seemed, but it may have just been my mind playing tricks on me. So, Reddit - can you tell me who this person might be based on the following clues? Or was he most likely just a neighborhood character who set up elaborate schemes to pick up girls? Appearance: Tall (6’2"-6’3", maybe?), white, light brown hair (though he was wearing a hat), scruffy beard, probably mid-40s, black wing(?) tattoos on his upper arms. On the slim side, but decently built. Handsome in a rugged older guy way. Deep voice. Claimed to be an actor and someone called him Nick. Mentioned that he spent time poor in Albuquerque, moved to New York, and serendipitously became an actor. Now lives in a huge studio in Brooklyn. Said he had recently broken up with his girlfriend. Father was Greek, mother was Mexican. Said he’s currently working with a relatively high-profile New York-based artist named Aaron Young. According to him, has a huge dick, but I didn’t stick around to confirm. Any and all input would be greatly appreciated! EDIT UPDATE #1: Called the bar right when it opened (about an hour ago) and the guy there told me he'd text the woman who was working that night. He asked me to call him again in a couple of hours, so hopefully we will have answers soon...

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/12 **#18**
The Dinner: Every second Tuesday of the month, this B-/C+ list dual threat actor who most of you would guess is foreign born, but isn't, gets a group of people together from Hollywood and a plane is chartered to fly down to Tijuana. Last month, the group most included producers and a couple of agents, but there was also a foreign born A- list mostly television actor who has starred in multiple network and almost television shows. The dinner is hosted by one of the richest men in Mexico who, in the past has had people publicly executed. If you owe him or any of his companies money, he will either have you beaten or killed. He shows no mercy, and that includes in these dinners. There are people from Mexico and other countries that come to the dinner, but I only have heard about it from the Hollywood people who have attended. This former permanent A+ list athlete attended four consecutive months one summer/fall. The dinner is basically nothing but animals that are exotic or endangered or both. To prove the authenticity, there is apparently video of the killing and preparation that can be watched on a messaging app. So, by the time everyone arrives, they know what the menu is. The reason the Hollywood people are invited is because their host is desperate to make movies. He has tried to buy his way in before, but things didn't turn out very well. Plus, people are kind of scared to work with him because, they kind of don't want to turn up dead. The thing is though, all of the people that went last month all paid $10K to be there plus the cost of the jet. The dinner is only for men, but after, in a separate building attached to one of his businesses everyone gathers for drinks and cigars and there are women there.

B-/C+ list dual threat actor:
Foreign born A- list mostly television actor:
Former permanent A+ list athlete:
Mexican host: Jorge Hank Rhon

Letters - A Dancing Boy Blind Item

I don't get a lot of letters - I mean who does these days - but it came as a special surprise when in recent months I received a large padded envelope, return address a PO box in Hollywood. It was stuffed with letters, all of them from the 80s, and each stamped with an apparent rating: G, PG, PG-13, R, and finally X (which for those of you too young to remember = NC-17 today). They had been opened and read, I could tell, then returned to their envelopes. I immediately knew what they were: fan letters. During my brief encounter with fame, these parcels came twice-monthly. Initially, they were unmediated - sent directly from my agent's office to my home address. Most were from tween girls, regular readers of teen magazines, and members of various fan clubs. I was advised to write back only rarely, when it was a child with cancer, or whose parents had just divorced, or something - you weren't supposed to be too accessible. All the others would get a canned reply, and head shot, if requested. I promptly ignored this advice, writing back to as many of them as I could find the time. Almost always, they wanted to know: did I have a girlfriend? My agent told me to always say yes, whether or not it was true, because boys were supposed to have girlfriends. Umm, where's yours, I thought. He had only a "personal assistant" (the first time I had heard the term), this eighteen year old boy who he claimed to have rescued from a troubled home several years earlier. The first time I met him I thought he was my age, or no more than a year or two older. I thought it was his son. Nope, more like his "son." (Funnily: my on-again, off-again beard since grade school - the first girl I had ever kissed - had with her twin sister been "discovered" by an associate of my agent, shortly before it happened to me. They had a small role at the opening of a lodging-themed cult horror flick, running and screaming, and were offered others afterward. But their mother, who became fast aware of how the business worked at the turn of the decade, pulled the plug on it all.) My own experience with fandom soon took a dark turn too. One of my correspondents was a boy my age in Nebraska - just about the only boy who wrote to me. He seemed nice enough, and (since I had a small/secret crush on him) it didn't even matter that our shared interests were mostly the fabrications of a bitter Hollywood screenwriter turned copywriter for the agency. (It was all, you understand, designed to appeal to tween girls, without ever being overtly gay - certain things were in, and others out. Unless you were being groomed for "bad boy" parts, for instance, a taste for heavy metal was verboten, as was an interest in horror movies. According to the press releases, my favorite band was "Wham!," and my favorite movie was "the Goonies" [which, at least, I actually did like]. I preferred Benihana [this was the 80s remember, when Japan was the future] to Mexican, but I'd never try sushi. The scar above my right eye was caused by a dog attack [a standard period sit com trope - I had actually collided with my teammate's front teeth playing soccer]. I liked the beach, playing cards, light blue...) A month or two into our correspondence, I got a letter which I knew to have a picture inside. I hurriedly tore open the envelope, only to find the nude photo of a middle aged man lying naked on a lakeside beach. The accompanying letter, which described "traditional coming of age rites," from Sparta to New Guinea, laid bare (you'll forgive the pun) his interest in me. He would kidnap me, he said - like Zeus did Ganymede - and "show me the path to manhood so lacking in the modern world." You may not remember a single line from Shakespeare, but somehow the words of creeps stick with you for decades. I left it on the counter for my parents to find, and that was the end of that. One of the office ladies - a nice woman who called me Bunny for some reason (I think I had shown up there in a Peter Rabbit costume once) - was assigned the task of screening my mail, and giving each letter a rating. In those months, I managed to leverage my fleeting celebrity for one thing: a real pen pal. Maybe I was just mad at having been burned (as in deceived and taken advantage of) by Middle Aged Man, or maybe it was that I wanted to connect with someone who got what I was going through. (For all but the most well-adjusted - which I was most certainly not - a certain amount of withdrawal is common. People you've known think you're being aloof, but it isn't that at all. Prior to this moment, you've only ever had a private life, with all its expectations, and deficits - the stuff of normal life. Now you have a public self, which has taken over your body, and image, and increasingly your life. Strangers, and even some friends, begin to see you as that. As a kid, and even as an adult, a part of you just wants to hide. As a counterpoint example, one of my friends in high school was this actress who played opposite probably the biggest kid star of the decade [all because of this one movie] in the flick that followed. I didn't understand it to be film noir, or kid noir - these were terms I wouldn't hear until college - but it was one of my favorite movies back then. It was also a big inspiration for this feature I'm writing, "the Little Drummer Boy." If kindness were a child actor, she was it: despite a regular tv gig she got straight As in AP classes, was always generous with her time, and did charity work not because she had to, but because she wanted to. I'd been hoping she might come out of actor retirement for the role of the dancing boy's mother, and I'm pleased to find she's willing to act again. In fact, I'm hoping her former screen mate might consider playing the dad. But I digress...) My pen pal and I had met at this charity dinner, which fittingly enough for the movie he was about to appear in, was devoted to funding Russian exchange students, and promoting "peace through friendship." (I don't know why I was there. It had been decided that my Special Interest would be world peace - which annoyed me because it sounded like a beauty pageant contestant - so I guess it had something to do with that. The Soviet-era swag on display though was pretty cool: old spy cameras [one a wrist watch, another a pen], folk art by Cossacks, an Afghanistan invasion force play set. My favorite was the spy stuff. It was like that game "Top Secret," but for real.) You could tell even then that he was already over it, just wanted to get back to his friends, and baseball (which was his original talent, and part of the reason he got the role in the first place). I figured it was why I stopped hearing from him after a few months, and why he never worked again. What I only realized, after getting this parcel, was that there might be more to the story. Astonishingly, there was one final letter from him - which began with his usual good will, and goings on (he'd mark each day he had left in Hollywood, as if it was jail), but ended with a warning. The week prior, he'd been invited to a certain private club well known to CDAN readers. He was only there a short time before things got palpably strange, and uncomfortable, with one of the adults present. After demanding use of a phone for close to ten minutes, he was finally able to call his father in the midwest, who in turned called him a cab back to his hotel. (He was in town to do publicity.) The letter was marked with an X, presumably by my agent, to indicate it was not for my eyes: people protecting their kind, and all. So, why did I get it now, after all these years? I'm thinking it's because of what's happened, beginning last October. You wonder who else is getting what. You wonder what they're turning over to the appropriate authorities. (As in: the letter is no longer in my possession.) There was this other letter too, the envelope marked conspicuously with the stuff of 80s fan girls: hearts, clouds, rainbows, unicorns. That was all tongue in cheek, or at least meant in the best possible way. As it turns out, I knew, or at least had met my correspondent. "Dear *****," it read. "Not sure if you remember me, but I was that studio intern who made sure you didn't end up on a milk carton. I just wanted to write and maybe cheer you up. I know you didn't get the part, but I thought you did good. And for what it's worth the production is a mess." Oddly enough, even after all this time, this did make me feel better. In this business it isn't even always success that matters, but the perception of it. As I had said, more or less, I was or would start to become famous for something that didn't yet exist. I'm thinking that this is the proverbial way the world works. The only difference between a con and a hustle is that with the latter, you have the goods. You either break through the noise, or you don't. Almost never does anyone get an "e" for effort. but I was just happy to hear from her too, however belatedly. She was that rare flower of kindness in the asphalt of Hollywood. And these being internet times, she wasn't hard to find. She's married now, with two nice and nearly grown kids.

(What follows are the recollections of my friend and correspondent, edited for style by us both. Any personal observations are noted as such.) Like the dancing boy, I never meant to go to Hollywood. In fact, I never even meant to go to Los Angeles. I grew up in one of those midwest capitals where practically everyone works for the state, or at the college, and most people stick around as adults. But my senior year in high school my dad had a heart attack, and nearly died. His insurance didn't cover all the bills. Paying for even in-state tuition was out of the question. So I reluctantly accepted a scholarship to USC. I expected it to be all sorority girls in squishy socks with BMWs, and of course there was all that. But it's a big enough place that even a shy, bookish girl like me could make friends, and have fun. (Although try living in LA without a car. It's like being trapped on an island.) I was an English major, but also a big movie fan. In between classes, I'd hang out at CNTV (what the School of Cinematic Arts was called back then) hoping to meet or at least see someone from Hollywood. I did get to meet George Lucas once at a reception after his lecture. I asked him what he was working on, now that the Star Wars saga was done. He corrected me, saying that the plan was for nine movies, plus three others. He also said though that he was working on a new movie. "What's it about?" I asked. "A duck," he said. "I think it's gonna be big." I also got to meet John Huston, who didn't look well, and was there I think because they were hitting him up for money. He put his hand on my cheek and told me I had "the eyes of a starlet." I'm sure it made me blush, but it kind of creeps me out now. Did you hear about those accusations against him, and his LA doctor friend? They go back to the forties or fifties, I think. The story is they both gang raped this young girl, about twelve, on the kitchen floor. She was the doctor's daughter. The son believes his father is the black dahlia murderer. She had "the eyes of a starlet" too. Once, while waiting outside a classroom to get Ron Howard's autograph (he stopped by sometimes as a kind of celebrity teaching assistant), I started reading the bulletin board postings for jobs and things. (Never got the autograph btw. He was whisked off by security at the end of the class because one of his stalkers since childhood was spotted on campus.) In between the ones seeking "attractive young models" and people wanting help with their student movies, there was a notice about internships at this one studio. I copied the information down, and much to my surprise got a call back, then an interview. Somehow, I got the job. Cut, now, to a few months later. I had spent most of my days shuttling memos between various executives, and others, and bringing them lunch from the commissary. The execs were mostly nice, if they noticed you at all, but I came to resent the smell of sushi. To this day, it is the smell of unpaid labor. So it came as a great relief when my boss pulled up in his golf cart and told me to get in. There was this audition, he said, and they needed someone to check the actors in. "What's it for?" I asked. "A movie," he said. "It isn't ours." He told me the name of the producer, which I recognized, but I'm sure at the time couldn't name a single credit. As if reading my mind, and probably to save me embarrassment, he listed some of his recent movies, which included more than a couple adaptations from a big time novelist. When we got to the place, one of the numbered stages on the lot, a woman came out and approached the cart. "Is this the person?" the woman said. Yes, she was told. "Congratulations. You're the third one in almost as many days." She handed me a folder stuffed with files, a blue ink pad, and a star-shaped rubber stamp. "The kids are all here," she said. "Or at least we hope they are. Your job is to check them in." The woman got into the cart, and as they drove off my boss waved his hand at me, wishing me luck. I could hear the woman say, "she's gonna need it." I went inside, where two men in folding chairs were going over head shots. One of them, I'd later learn, was a consultant known about town as a fixer. The other would be the cameraman for the audition, but he was known primarily - including now to you all - as a photographer. His favorite subject? Surprise! He is now deceased, and has been the subject of at least one past blind. The third person present, a casting assistant, came over to let me know that the actors were gathered outside, and that "they" wanted to get started in "ten" (all fingers raised). She escorted me to the opposite end of the building, and opened the door to a chaos of boys, almost all of them blond and blue eyed. There were tweens and teens, and all were dressed like surfer kids. One of the boys had brought a boom box and was blasting 7 Seconds' "99 Red Balloons." A group of ten or twelve were gathered around him, slam dancing, a plume of pot smoke rising from the eye of the storm. Another couple kids were kicking a soccer ball against the big door of the opposite stage, where the bell lights signaled a shoot in progress. There was drinking, and smoking, and needless to say, barely an adult in sight. Sizing things up, I knew I had to take care of the kickball kids first. "Could you please not do that?" I said to them. Neither listened. I went over and tried to grab the ball. The boy with it fought back. The other one said, "What are you doing lady? He's a big star." (It turned out his stardom rested on a role Atari ad - Cosmic Ark I think it was.) Finally, I wrestled the ball away from him. "You'll get it back after the audition." "As for the rest of you," I shouted, "you are all in trouble." No one turned around. And, just then, a cart screeched around the corner at top speed, briefly riding on two wheels, and nearly plowing into the crowd. The two boys, both twelve, had stolen it. The one in the passenger seat? At the time he had a role in an episode of a long running family series - one where a number of young actors got their start. He would go on though to become an adult star with a taste for danger. It's hard not to look back at that day and say you couldn't see it coming. (The only one I recognized, and this was only in retrospect, would have a breakout role on a series a few years later. His sibling on that series would have a major role in another one before long - this was a big hit. He was one of the few obviously nice kids there, sitting against the wall of the stage doing his homework, and eating a banana. I think he was passed over for this one because they saw him as too young. I'm guessing he's probably grateful for that, or should be.) I stormed back inside and grabbed a bullhorn and some half milk crates from a stage cart, finally ready for crowd control. By the time I got back outside though, the production across the way had been halted, and the director - there to do green screen work for a sci-fi movie filmed in the UK - was standing there, red-faced with anger. Just as he was about to say something though the movie's female star appeared, in costume, and one by one the boys stopped what they were doing, and turned to look at her. Her icy stare, and bad a** image, was enough - like if mom was also an action hero. The boys began dropping their cigarettes, crushing them with the soles of their shoes, and pouring out their beers. Then she summoned me over with her finger. I was terrified. When I got there I could barely speak, but nervously explained that it was my first day, and had never done anything like this before. She took my hand and said, soothingly, "if you need any more help with them just let me know." I thanked her, and she and the director went back inside. With a surge of confidence, I took up the bull horn and told the boys that they would be searched by security before entering the stage, and that if any contraband was found they would be sent home or to juvie. By the end of it, I had several crates full: not just the boom box, bong, and soccer ball, but a Gremlins lunch box with a flask full of whiskey, several bags of cocaine (along with a freebase pipe), cigarettes galore, cans of beer, even a copy of "Hustler" magazine. "Where did you get this?" I asked the boy. "My agent buys it for me," he said. Who was his agent? I think you can guess the answer. I had them all line up, single file, military style, and one by one I checked them in, stamping their file and the top of one hand with a blue star, and highlighting their name on the list. Then I went over the list to see if anyone was absent. Sure enough, just one. I didn't recognize the absent boy's name but there was an accompanying head shot for each actor, so if I had to go looking for him at least I would know who I was looking for. (Of course, it's all coming out now how negligent and even complicit Hollywood gatekeepers could be about not protecting kids from abuse. But this being the 80s, when missing children were all over the news, as well as milk cartons, Hollywood had to seem like it had at least a nominal concern about literally not losing people's children.) I left the boys with a casting assistant, then called his agent first though to see if he had maybe just bailed on the audition. The woman who answered was rude to me, apparently offended that she had to take time out of her day to help find a missing child, and even more so to be talking to an intern about it. After being on hold for at least ten minutes, she told me the boy had been dropped off at the studio a half hour earlier. "Do you know where?" I asked her, or something like that. "And how would I know that?" "He's your client." "He's your problem now," she said, and hung up. I took the cart that the two boys had been driving, and a walkie talkie, and made the rounds of the backlot. Finally, a tip came in: someone had reported two llamas loose on the lot. I knew it had to be him. When I got there, he was talking to the animals, and sharing his slurpee with them. "*****," I asked. "Yeah?" "This is not a petting zoo," I said. "They looked sad," he replied. "I think you're supposed to be at an audition," I said. "Couldn't find it," he said. I asked why he didn't ask someone for directions. He joked, in reply, that he was practicing as lost boy for the eventual role of lost man, in which he wouldn't ask for directions even if his life depended on it. "You know you're in a lot of trouble now," I told him. "How come?" "These animals don't belong to you. You let them out of their trailer." "I liberated them," he said. I grabbed him by the ear, and pulled him into the cart. Just then though the posse arrived: security, the studio shrink, and the owner of the llamas himself...

Before anyone spoke, the two security guards were joined by a studio lackey - a big, bearded man with a too-tight aqua shirt and black leather skinny tie. He chimed in first. "Is this the little fellow who let the animals out?" "Yes sir," I said. "Why did you do that son?" The dancing boy shrugged, fear in his eyes. "Do you know what kind of liability you just incurred for us?" ***** shook his head no, not even understanding what that meant. "Well, it's a lot - I can tell you that. Those llamas are worth a fortune." The studio doctor, a kindly-seeming man with dark hair and a foreign accent, came over. "I think the boy was concerned about the animals' welfare. Isn't that right *****?" (DB note: I didn't at the time think to wonder how this man knew my name, but I know now that his awareness of me went back to a certain network party in the late 70s, at least. Do you want to guess his country of origin? More about him to come...) The dancing boy shook his head yes. That's when the llamas' owner, previously indifferent to the situation, and talking to his be-speckled young assistant (who in my recollection bore a close resemblance to the owner's future son), came over. "*****, is that your name?" he asked? "Yes sir," the dancing boy said. "Call me by my name," he said. "Do you know what that is?" "Yes," ***** said, smiling and blushing. The man reached over and took the dancing boy's hand. "I want you to know how special ***** and **** are to me. They're not pets, they're family. They have a beautiful stable, and freedom to roam, and be themselves. A lot of the time they choose to be in the house with us. They eat, sleep, and play with me every day. I'd really like for you to see how well taken care of they are." "The young man has an audition," the doctor said. "Well, there's always afterward, isn't there?" the man said. The doctor, appearing to ignore the man, approached *****. "This is just perfunctory *****, but I need to ask you a few questions before I can let you go. Can you tell me what your name is, first and last - not your stage name?" "***** ******." "And what year it is?" "1985." "Now who is the current president?" "Reagan. He likes jelly beans you know." "Yes, he does. Now what about your date of birth? Can you tell me that?" "**** 18, ****," he said. "That's an important day for us both," the doctor said, retrieving a breathalyzer from his coat pocket. "It's the day after my own home country was turned upside down - the day I first heard of it. Now open your mouth and take a deep breath, then exhale," he said, inserting the device into *****'s mouth. He checked the results. "The boy can go," the doctor said, waving us on. By the time we got back to the stage, the auditions had already begun, eating through half the line of boys plus one more, who had nodded off, and fallen over. Shortly later, he threw up. The assistant put up cones around it. I was the designated maid. It wouldn't be the last time. The scene the boys read - along with a stand-in for the character's father - takes place in a supermarket. It was short, but pivotal, and charged with themes like family secrets, and protection of them vs. fidelity to the rule of law. After the third or fourth one, I began to notice that with each new boy, the consultant would look him over, and nod his head yes if he wanted the audition to be filmed. It was almost as if he was playing favorites before even seeing them act. When they finally got to *****, I was rooting for him to get the nod. In retrospect I almost regret it. I didn't know what would become of those boys. But he did - get the nod I mean. Truth be told (and he doesn't mind me saying this), his audition was better than average but not great. He didn't project clearly or loudly enough to fill the room, and his body language wasn't always true to the dialog. But on the one, most important line of the scene - where he asks his father to choose between family and the law - he was nearly pitch perfect. He really sounded like that boy. With the auditions over, the boys were treated to a reception in a neighboring office while they waited for their parent or guardian to pick them up. There, the consultant thanked them for their audition, and suggested that some of them had been invited as guests at a charity auction. It would be good for their careers, he said, as a number of wealthy and famous people would be in attendance. With that, he read the names, which included the dancing boy. The others were dismissed. Shortly later, I heard a commotion outside, and looked out the window. A black SUV and animal trailer had pulled up, and were surrounded by the remaining boys. It was the man from earlier - the one with the llamas. Smiling, and patting the boys' heads as he passed them, he came into the office. He spotted *****, and the consultant watched him icily as he approached him. "He has a charity ball to go to," the consultant said, pre-emptively. "Actually, he was invited over for a visit with my family and I." "Do you know whose house it's at?" "Yes," he said. "I was invited. But I declined. You do wish to continue working in this town, don't you?" The consultant looked away, shooing ***** with his hand. They left the office together, the dancing boy turning around to wave goodbye to me. I ran over and hugged him. It was the last I ever saw him. From what I heard later - one of the other chosen few contacted me himself - the short-listed boys were told that they would spend the evening at a charity auction hosted by an entertainment executive and philanthropist. What they did not yet know was what was on the auction block - namely, them. They were driven in chauffeured limousines, some of them without having contacted their parents, to this palatial home in a famous seaside town. There were apparently three entrances: one for residents and guests, the second for servants and staff, and the third for very special young visitors. You can imagine which one the boys came through. They were led through a tunnel under the house by the exec's valet, and into an elevator. It went up several floors, and opened into a changing room. The boys were told to undress, and each was given a red monogrammed pair of speedos to wear. Their clothes were locked in a storage closet. Then, the attendant unlocked a door to a short hall. The boys followed him to its end, a padlocked, sliding metal gate in front of a red velvet curtain. The boys lined up in alphabetical order, and were told not to step out onto the platform until their name was called. After that, the man said, "dive into the water, and swim with the dolphins. Look like you're having the time of your life. The guests want to see happy go lucky boys. If and when you're picked, you will be netted by the staff, and lowered into the ballroom." The man picked up the house phone, and called in to the booth. "We're ready," he said. A button was pressed, and the curtains parted. The first boy stepped out onto the platform, waving and blowing kisses - as if making his Broadway debut. He stood over a theme park-sized salt water aquarium, full of live coral, rare sea life, and dolphins. Beyond it was a large ball room, filled with men and women. He took his bough, and dove into the water. After the last boy was in the water - this was the passenger from part II, so placed because of his high alphabet last name - the attendant returned down the hall, and into the changing room, locking the gate and door behind him. One by one, the boys were selected by wealthy men in attendance, including that most famous horror movie actor, and the legendary foreign-born/Oscar-winning director. His most famous film involves an old profession, but his most personal film was inspired by his own real life relationship with a teen boy. When they were picked, a studio crane with two men in the bucket was deployed, hovering over the tank where the boy swam. Together, they inserted a large marine net into the water, scooping each boy out like lobsters in a restaurant tank, and delivering them to men on the ball room floor. They were given robes, but nothing more. They would go home with the men. So, you're wondering, what happened to *****. In a word, nothing. He and the boys who didn't make the cut, with their parents' permission, spent a pleasant evening at home with he and some of the family at his mansion. One of the brothers grilled, and in between calls from the label, his broker, and at least one old friend, he talked enthusiastically about some of his favorite movies, including that late 1960s musical. Afterward, they watched the recent movie from the child actor turned director on the theme of eternal youth. They swam in the pool that night, another brother pranking them by turning off the pool light. "Knock it off *****," the host said. Big brothers will be big brothers, I guess, regardless of how famous you are. The boys slept in sleeping bags on the floor of a living room, just as they did at their friend's birthday party. They ate a breakfast of French toast and sausages. The host greeted their parents, and in some cases siblings, when they came to fetch the boys. There were pictures taken, and autographs signed. It was, according to the dancing boy, all so extraordinary, and yet so ordinary. A few weeks later, I learned that the consultant had been fired, and replaced by a seasoned professional. It seems that one of the mothers had complained. As for the movie, you may or may not have seen it. It flopped in theaters, earning back only half its cost - but many of you will know the story. It was based on the first installment of a best-selling book series, and would be remade in later years with the actual book title. In fact, the whole reason it got to be remade is because a little more than a half-decade after this original outing, the second installment in the series was made (with different cast, etc), and became a sleeper hit + awards sweeper. PS I'm on Twitter now as the dancing boy.
Twins: Shaylin and Heather Hendrixson
Lodging-themed cult horror flick: "Motel Hell"
High school friend: Anna Chlumsky
Biggest kid star: Macaulay Culkin
Movie: "My Girl" (followed "Home Alone")
Llamas owner: Michael Jackson
Late 1960s musical: "The Sound of Music"
Recent movie from the child actor turned director on the theme of eternal youth: Ron Howard/"Cocoon"
Legendary foreign-born/Oscar-winning director: ("Pretty Baby") ("Au revoir les enfants")
Most famous horror movie actor: Vincent Price
Movie: "Manhunter" based on "Red Dragon"; hit "The Silence of the Lambs"

Kid in passenger seat: Paul Walker ("Highway To Heaven")
Female star of Sci-fi movie filmed in the UK: Sigourney Weaver ("Aliens")

Which superstar broke up with her husband because she caught him cheating with her very funny best friend. Not only is the marriage over but also is her friendship with a person she treated like a sister! The heartbroken actress was very careful whom she let into her inner circle and people were initially shocked when a certain loudmouthed new friend was welcomed in. But it wasn’t long until her new pal was a full-time member of the gang – even going on vacations together. But all that changed after a dirty hook-up with her husband! Finding love hasn’t been easy for this person and now after her heart has been broken again – by her ex and by her ex-friend – she fears she will never trust anyone ever again! OUCH! Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux/Chelsea Handler

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#1**
The Madam really needs to be more careful when mixing business with pleasure or she is going to see her successful enterprise come tumbling down. Farrah Abraham (arrested for attacking a security guard at the Beverly Hills Hotel)

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#2**
The studio is under an obligation to release a movie starring this disgraced former A list mostly movie actor. They wanted to just keep it on a shelf, but can't. So far, there are no premieres scheduled or any press opportunities with anyone associated with the movie. The studio is just going to release it and hope it makes at least a buck or two. Kevin Spacey ("Billionaire Boys Club")

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#3**
Our celebrity CEO spent nearly $1M all in to make sure he got what he wanted when it came to children. No input was allowed from his significant other. Evan Spiegel/Miranda Kerr

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#4**
I think everyone will be in for a little surprise once the drug tests come back from a recent high profile fight. You might want to hold off on the accolades. Greg Hardy (57-second KO)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#5**
Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably still A and probably always will be has multiple voodoo dolls in her home representing her ex. She also forbids her children from speaking of her ex anywhere where she can hear them. She is on a crazy power trip that is going to lead to bad things in the future. Angelina Jolie (Brad Pitt)

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#6**
This back in the day A+ list mostly movie actress really doesn't act much any longer despite her A+ list name recognition. She recently took on a role and it wouldn't shock me if she bailed on it. Her last role was a disaster because of a combination of stage fright she has now and her daily pill regimen and even some OCD issues. Demi Moore ("Corporate Animals") ("Empire")

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#7**
This former A+ list tweener turned A- list adult singer is going all in on this showmance with the network actress. I think it is because he found someone who is willing to fully participate in the process and wants her name out there. The stories are kind of getting ridiculous. Nick Jonas/Priyanka Chopra

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#8**
This foreign born still one hit wonder is trying to prove herself to some guy who is making her do more and more. Apparently what started as revealing photos to nude photos is now going to push it to a sex simulation video she has to release online to show she is committed to him. Iggy Azalea

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#9**
If this actor paid for that ring, then he took out a loan. No chance at all he has that kind of money. In fact, he has not paid for much of anything. That private guide they recently had? She foot the bill. She picks up the bill for all high priced items and that ring was the highest priced of them all. Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#10**
Don't believe the hype. Actually it is only hype on his team's end because he knows this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee won't even respond to rumors. So, the closeted foreign born A- list actor gets his team to talk about them as a couple and that they are dating. Alexander Skarsgård/Charlize Theron

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#11**
That foreign born sounds like a north of the border letter A+ list DJ has all the receipts when it comes to a rival DJ who I have been writing about frequently this week. The rival DJ should tread very carefully because he will get well and truly burned and might end up with no career. Zedd/Diplo

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#12**
Whenever you think this former A- list mostly television actress isn't leading the cause for fame and money, just have to look at that rider of hers to see how big of a star she thinks she is compared to reality. Rose McGowan

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#13**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee does a lot of things out of sight/down low/behind closed doors but I have never heard of him assaulting a woman. Can he be an a-hole? Yep. A big one, to men and women, but this recent accusation seems more like a shakedown. Jamie Foxx

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#14**
OK, so the one named DJ who is missing half his name has been in a fight with a different DJ than the one I wrote about earlier. Honestly, their fights are so much better than some other feuds because people bring it. So, the missing half his name DJ was called out for having a STD which I previously wrote about. Now though, the DJ that was doing the accusing was called out for being a hypocrite because he has the same STD. And there was proof. This is way better than their music by the way. Max Vangeli/Diplo

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#15**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Just wanted to share something fun (on the d/l for right now) that might be of interest: a friend in town, who is involved with one of the local film festivals, asked me to write and make something for it. I've been getting kind of restless focusing on projects that are at least months out, and have been wanting to get back into it one way or the other asap, so it sounded like fun. The story is: I've gone undercover as a homeless man to expose corruption, drug and sex trafficking, and money laundering in the area. Meanwhile, certain Very Bad Men in a particular industry town have gotten wind of me speaking out at Crazy Days and Nights, and have hired a Hollywood hit man to take care of me, and kidnap the teen boy who has been cast as the dancing boy, then sell him into the Hollywood underground (where he'll be passed around). Do you remember that crack team of former Hollywood kids connected with my French billionaire patron? Fortunately, a couple of them, at least, are here too. Basically, they and the hit man (and maybe someone else) will be reprising roles they played in a particular movie back in the day. Clue number 1? In my first encounter with the hit man, I am panhandling (in disguise) outside the local corner shop. He comes out and tells me to "get a job" when I ask him for change. (Here comes the clue.) After he walks past, I take out an 80s walky talky and tell my teammates: "he's here." Clue number 2? When my teen likeness and I are cornered in the woods, the hit man (who in the earlier feature was a different kind of bad guy) - in this case brandishing a hunting knife rather than a gun - describes in some detail what he intends to do to me (cut my tongue out for talking, among other things) before he leaves me to die. He did basically the same thing to the young lead of the earlier movie. He said, and will say again, "do you know what I'm gonna do to you boy?" (Spoiler alert: said former young lead swoops in, ninja like, his former screen sidekick nearby.) Clue number 3? The hit man had roles in multiple productions by a legendary director, beginning with a war movie, but maybe most famously as a candidate for high office.

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#16**
If you polled people in the music industry, the most likely big name to have a Britney style breakdown is this A list female rapper who is everywhere right now. What you see in public is bad enough, but behind the scenes it is way worse. Cardi B

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/13 **#17**
No More: Pretty short and sweet for this blind today. The things this musician saw over the years just added up. He tried to ignore the underage women that were constantly around. For a long time he joined in on the drugs but stopped when they started damaging him. When one band member tried to get off, then the lead singer would force that member to start taking them again just so the singer would have someone to party with. The lead singer would always try and steal any woman you were seeing and then if he was successful dump her the day after having sex with her. He would then brag about it or share photos or talk about it on stage. Just an A+ list a-hole and sometimes you want to be in a happy place and that band was not ever going to be a happy place.
Tomo Milicevic/"30 Seconds To Mars" (lead singer: Jared Leto)

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#1**
There is a reason why this foreign born A list singer said she was not going to do much promotion for any movie which she was in. It is because it is not her thing. So, no one should be shocked if she shows up late to any promotion she does agree to do and definitely shouldn't go apoplectic about it like this permanent A list mostly movie actress.
Movie: "Oceans 8"
Actress: Rhianna
Apoplectic actress: Sandra Bullock

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#2**
This B+ list reality star/entertainer is discovering there was definitely more than one person her on again/off again A list significant other has been/still is hooking up with. Nikki Bella/John Cena

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#3**
So far, this former A- list mostly television actress from a defunct show and not much else since except for some reality, is saying no to any deals that get her out of her current situation because they all include at least some time behind bars. If the time behind bars is removed, look for her to change her tune about her innocence. Rose McGowan

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#4**
Hey sport. That is the this permanent A- list dual threat actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee code to his A list ex when he wants to hook up. She responds with a time for the married actor to come over. Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#5**
There was supposed to be an autopsy conducted by someone hired by the family. Apparently though, someone in charge in this foreign country said no and the body was disposed of quickly so no independent autopsy could be performed. Anthony Bourdain (his mother Gladys Bourdain)

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#6**
I can't ever remember this organization really pushing its members via planted news stories to get someone nominated. It just doesn't happen. Ever. They just really want to take advantage of the publicity this B+ list actress would generate if nominated. If she isn't nominated, they want to give her a honorary award. It really makes them look ridiculous. She is a B+ list actress for a reason. Meghan Markle (Emmy nomination for "Suits")
 (British royal family)

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#7**
This barely legal actress who has been making sugary television and bad movies for a long time does have a couple hit shows to her credit, including one on a channel you probably only watch at Christmas. Anyway, she lives with a bunch of people in her house and has been searching for a place to buy to get away from everyone except her cheating boyfriend who she knows cheats, but is keeping him around for now. The last time he was overseas without her, was not a pretty picture. She should dump him. Bailee Madison (youngest of seven children) (Alex Lange) (Hallmark Channel/"The Good Witch" and "Northpole")

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#8**
They do the little photo op together and then once again, this foreign born A list celebrity couple have gone their separate ways. She should probably ask her husband about that 3 bedroom condo he purchased in a very southern city in the US that was done through a shell company and why the only occupant is a 24 year old waitress/cheerleader. David and Victoria Beckham (Miami Major League Soccer team)

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#9**
Reader Blind Item: These two A Listers who were once married have begun hooking up again. They started up a few years ago maybe meeting a few times a year, but now it has ramped up to as much as possible. He is on his way back home from meeting her somewhere in Europe for the last 3 days. No sleep was had. I guess she'll have to learn the hard way. Again.

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#10**
One of the stars of this southern reality show has been flying in fans who want to have sex with him. Shep Rose ("Southern Charm")

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#11**
I fear for this couple ever getting back together. Our foreign born A- list mostly movie actor got a really cool honor (not award) recently for something he did award worthy and he invited his A list actress ex. She said she would attend, but then canceled at the last minute. The actor was really disappointed when he got the news from a friend. Andrew Garfield/Emma Stone (portrait hung on Sardis restaurant wall)

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#12**
This former A list mostly movie actress has her issues with her significant other. They were kind of pushed aside while she was pregnant, but she has told friends she is ready to make a change in her life and that change, is leaving him. Amanda Seyfried/Thomas Sadoski

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#13**
This permanent A list singer is going to screw up her whole lap band surgery thing. Yes, she barely eats now and basically leaves an untouched plate at every restaurant she goes to in town. However, she is drinking way more wine than she used to and doesn't seem to think liquid calories count as calories. Mariah Carey

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#14**
This permanent A list television host/reporter is dying which is why he is selling everything off. Tom Brokaw

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#15**
This A-/B+ list singer skipped a huge huge event today because of some substance abuse issues. Jason Derulo (singing official World Cup 2018 anthem)

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/14 **#16**
#1 - This highly anticipated next season of a very popular almost television show is hiding a secret. The producers have locked down all cast and crew from even breathing a word of the fact a crew member sexually assaulted one of the underage actresses on set. The buzz is that it is one of the second level of cast, but a very popular character. "Stranger Things"

#2 - Speaking of hit shows, this very hit cable show will soon be without its biggest female star who wants to quit the show because of the actions of this former A list mostly movie actor. She can't stand working with him any longer and would rather quit a hit show, than have to work with him.

#3 - This A list mostly television actor is in one of those positions which lets him be in multiple television shows, almost all of which are in the almost television realm. He is really playing with fire by cheating on his wife. He is really risking way more than most. Aaron Paul/Lauren Parsekian ("The Path"; "Are You Sleeping")

#4 - Kindness- This A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that involves no superheroes, starts filming soon. The actress has already made it clear that she wants at least two days offduring the week. She started volunteering at a group children's home last year for a couple hours a week and wants to increase that to 20 hours per week and to see if she can her other cast and crew members to join in. Gina Rodriguez ("Jane the Virgin")

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#1**
This foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the entertainment world must be a very good talker because he got his girlfriend to hang out with him in a very public way just 12 hours before she caught him with another woman.

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#2**
Well, if you are a foreign born A- list mostly television actress on a recently defunct network show where you were the star, the whole bearding thing sounded like a decent idea to keep your name out and about. It is working. In the week or two since she started, she has three magazine interviews and an upcoming monthly magazine cover and interview that will shoot next week. Priyanka Chopra (Nick Jonas)

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#3**
This A list singer showed her true colors when she cheated on her boyfriend who she convinced to cheat on his wife with. Now, the boyfriend is trying to repair the damage with his wife. That singer really needs to stop drinking. Miranda Lambert/Evan Felker (Staci Nelson)

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#4**
This former A list band is taking a break and using a medical excuse. No, it actually isn't because of drugs or booze, it is because of low ticket sales that are embarrassing to the point it is better to cancel shows than show up and see no one there. "Blink-182" (Travis Barker suffering from blood clots in his arms)

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#5**
The question is not whether this A list podcast host will lose his podcast because he sure as hell should, it is whether all those other television jobs he has will also go by the wayside. Will they do what is right and fire him for what he put six women through or will they ignore them? I'm also curious what his A- list celebrity wife knew and when she knew it. Is she a victim or complicit? Chris Hardwick (Lydia Hearst)

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#6**
Last week, this foreign born former A list singer in his own country and Europe got away with cheating on his significant other by his chinny chin chin. Now, he will probably blame something else for his drunken act during a huge event. Robbie Williams/Ayda Field (flips off camera at World Cup)

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#7**
There is talk that this network is working on a deal to bring back this disgraced employee not to his old job, but to something new and have been meeting with him about it. That would be a horrible decision. Matt Lauer ("NBC")

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#8**
During the police investigation of this permanent A list mostly movie actor regarding a case I wrote about first, the police have interviewed several other people who say that the actor's denial is pretty implausible since there has been more than one female teen they remember him doing the same thing to. Sylvester Stallone

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#9**
This knepadding tabloid doesn't want to upset any of the stars that have been caught up in the periphery of the sex cult by calling it a sex cult. So, they refer to it as a self help group and make it as bland as possible Can't afford to take a chance and call out anyone they may need a favor from in the future, so just put their head in the sand. "People" NXIVM

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#10**
With as much coke this former A+ list singer does, you would think she would be losing weight instead of gaining. I think it must be all the binge eating she does. Christina Aguilera

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#11**
They seem like such a loving couple and when he is not 3,000 (not 1,000) miles from home working on a hit television show, this really bad actor who got a lucky break with this hit is devoted to his celebrity wife. It is when he is away that he seems to forget he is married and tells all the women he hooks up with that the couple is splitting. Mark Consuelos/Kelly Ripa ("Riverdale")

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#12**
This vowel-ed up A- list mostly movie actor who had one franchise and probably has a second, cheated on his girlfriend while they were on vacation together two weeks ago. Everyone was drunk and she passed out and he hooked up with another party guest. Ansel Elgort ("Divergent" and "Baby Driver")/Violetta Komyshan

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#13**
They told her parents when they found out that it was just some G rated version of voodoo. Not the case. Two cast members from this almost movie from a platform that does lots of almost television introduced this not yet a teenager B+ list dual threat actress to a Satanic ritual. It happened three times before she finally told her parents. They had warned her not to do so. Because the two cast members are vital to the film, they are still on set although being kept away from the girl.

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#14**
Kindness: This actress is a B+ list mostly movie actress (A- if you include her horror leads) and she is headed to A list this year and next. Anyway, she invited a group of kids from a Girls & Boys Club to visit the set of her latest movie in a southern city. Yes, it is a slasher, but the kids loved it and she paid for it all and bought them all lunch and just went all out to make sure the kids had a great time. Jessica Rothe ("Happy Death Day 2" filmed in New Orleans)

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#15**
This former A+ list infamous celebrity can feel the walls closing in on her. That way she makes her money now had an informant pose as a potential customer and now she is looking at an arrest. I'm hoping they release the names of her customers because there are some big names on there, including one very very high ranking politician in that state. Casey Anthony

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#16**
This foreign born former Housewife can't even get anyone to pay her appearance fees. At a recent event, the only way she could get her fee was to also sleep with the person paying her. Joanna Krupa (grand opening event for the Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center in Summerlin)

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#17**
This foreign born A list celebrity who is actually married to someone higher on the list which is how she got that A list ranking as a celebrity went all diva this week when she found out she was not getting free swag, but only discounted swag. Amal Clooney (Giambattista Valli London Store Opening)

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/15 **#18**
Mail Order Bride: It all started about four decades ago. Maybe a touch longer than that. There was a guy who would go to television and film sets and bring a catalog that included women's photos. They were all Asian and all wanted to get married to an American. There were other companies then, but, the owner of this one particular company decided that he could make a lot more money if he went to people who could afford to pay him a lot more money. He could get to sets that were filming outside, but could never get into studios or on a lot. The thing is though, he made a friend in this permanent A list actor/comedian. The actor/comedian thought it was a great idea and agreed to partner with the man for a certain cut. His only other condition was when the women came to the US, our actor/comedian got to have sex with them before they were introduced to their future husband. A deal was struck. One of the first women that came over married our actor/comedian. Then, when she got tired of him sleeping with every new woman that came to the country, she divorced him and he married another. That made the first wife really upset who then went and told every actor/producer/director/manager who had married one of these mail order brides that our actor/comedian had slept with all of their wives first. When news of this spread, he had trouble getting work and then someone reported him to the IRS because he had not been paying taxes on what he earned from the mail order bride business and when he died, he owed the IRS millions of dollars.

A list actor/comedian: Redd Foxx
Third wife: Korean-American Yun Chi Chung
Fourth wife: Ka Ho Cho, who used the name Ka Ho Foxx

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#1**
One thing this A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee always forgets to bring up when reminiscing about her college years is how she used all that fame of hers to get men and women to do most of her homework for her. Natalie Portman (called former classmate Jared Kushner a ‘supervillain’)

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#2**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who walked away from a hit cable show, at one point really tried to be a reality star out of the country. She thought it would make her more famous. She also didn't stop working with a convicted child molester because he was the one who had the best chance to make her that famous. Our actress is now retired from acting. Meghan Markle ("Suits")/Max Clifford

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#3**
A Birdie Blind Item: Recently, this cast out politico turned pitch man demanded that he appear on the cryptocurrency. His backers in turn demanded that he complete a course in basic grooming for the homeless. The meeting almost turned into a brawl, with chants of a racially charged insult for purported sell outs on one side, and chants of his nick name on the other. Ultimately, the man behind that most watched of tv sports, reprising his role in black and white, intervened, and the idea was scuttled. Not present at the meeting? The disgraced producer, who has been quietly making calls to friends and former business partners on the other side. Apparently he believes they're secretly okay with what he did. As he found out though no one wants anything to do with his proposed comeback tour.

Politico turned pitch man: Steve Bannon
Disgraced producer: Harvey Weinstein

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#4**
This permanent A list singer is totally out of touch and some recent comments are really the wrong thing to say. She doesn't care though, and if somehow she does decide to walk them back, the first thing she will do is blame some underling who had nothing to do with it. She is willing to thrown anyone under the bus. Madonna (lazy people commit suicide?)

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#5**
All it takes is one celebrity to make some noise about the safety flaws of the product produced by this celebrity CEO. Now, that actress/celebrity is being joined by another higher up the list celebrity wanting some answers and openly calling the product a death trap.
Product: Tesla Model S
CEO: Elon Musk
Actress/celebrity: Mary McCormack’s husband Michael Morris’ car spontaneously combusted on LA street

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#6**
This reality show co-creator/executive producer/sometime participant of now multiple shows stopped paying for sex and now just dangles a role on his main show. In fact, one of the women that landed a role in this current season hooked up with him during filming, and again within the past two weeks just because the co-creator likes to make the women know he is in charge and will get rid of them in a hurry if he so chooses. Whitney Sudler-Smith ("Southern Charm" and "Southern Charm New Orleans")

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#7**
This former child actress turned nothing turned nothing turned nothing turned reality star took five figures of her dwindling money and recorded a song because someone thought it would make her rich. She loves it. The world hates it. cc: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Keshia Knight-Pulliam

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#8**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show is learning some lessons from her singer turned actress co-star. Basically it is this. Get fans to watch you and come to your stuff and make you famous, but when you do get famous push them aside and think you are better than them and don't take photos or interact with them because the fans are only there to be used. If you don't want to take pictures with people, then don't be famous. Don't audition for television shows and movies. When this show ends, and it will end, and you can't get any roles or have a bunch of failed pilots, you will need those fans to buy whatever you are selling to make ends meet. Think about that now. You know the worst thing you can do? Advertise that you are this way, which is what you did. Chrissy Metz/Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#9**
A Dancing Boy Blind Item: This one is personal, but I'm thinking you might be hearing from this person soon... I just today reconnected with one of my high school beards, and I mention it because beginning back in the day she was a masterful blind item writer. It comes as no surprise that she's a successful writer of children's books - one of which was adapted into a 2014 tv movie by the legendary entertainment and family fun park brand. It stars a one-named actress and a young actor whose last name is one letter off from this writer's maiden last name (that would be the first letter). You might say that the title of the movie is, or at least remind you of, static electricity. I mention the maiden last name because her father, whose name is Mitch, was one of the founding people at a certain upstart studio in the 1980s, and later one of its senior execs. People thought it was a joke, at first, but by the early 90s the joke was on them. (He went on to work in distribution and more recently founded a startup having to do with entertainment futures.) Do you remember that party from the "...there is a picture" blind - this is the one with the former child actor turned highly religious person? This was at her house. I'll bet she's going to have some interesting stories to share with you...

Writer: Leslie Margolis
2014 movie: "Zapped" (Disney)
One-named actress: Zendaya
Young actor: Spencer Boldman

Father: Mitch Goldman (New Line Cinema)

Former child actor turned highly religious person: Kirk Cameron

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#10**
This foreign born former A+ list DJ was such a meal ticket to a former manager, that even when everyone was begging the DJ to go to rehab, the former manager repeatedly said no because he couldn't afford his meal ticket to not be working every single day. Avicii (Arash Pournouri)

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#11**
I guess she is a C+ list celebrity. One of the reasons she took that check instead of the decision most of us would make is because she is making a ton of money being a companion out of state and would end up spending way more than what was being offered in the old deal just on taking care of the child. Now, she can party and make those measly appearance fees she thinks are a lot and meet the men at the appearances for extra cash. Jeremy "Hot Felon" Meeks’ ex-wife Melissa)

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#12**
This one named tropical sounding singer who is having quite the year pleaded with her ex to help her out. No, not financially, but because she keeps getting booed and harassed wherever she goes by fans of her ex who know she cheated on her ex. So, her A/A- list celebrity ex went out to try and get everyone to stop and even to say he wasn't cheated on when the entire world knows she did. All this does is bring a new group of people who didn't know she cheated and expose them to the fact that she did and this was really not needed. Kehlani/Kyrie Irving

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#13**
This foreign born former A list singer turned reality star all of you know is trading sex for both drugs and for detective services. She thinks she is living some kind of spy novel right now. She could use some professional help but thinks she has it all under control. Mel B

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#14**
Apparently the powers that be that run this very flash in the pan A list rapper's life have decided they want her to take a hard turn toward mainstream and move her from rapping to acting. She is all about the fame and making it last and rapping is not going to be it. Over the next six to nine months, with a month off there somewhere look for her to be in every place you would never expect to see a rapper. Her people have called it the Transformation of ______ _ using the first letter of each word as a shorthand. Cardi B (off a month to have her baby)

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#15**
In the past month, this B/B+ list mostly television comic actor started boozing again and now started doing drugs again even though his employer basically told him they would fire him if he started using again. So, yeah, this whole relationship thing is going great for him with the A lister. Pete Davidson ("SNL")/Ariana Grande

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#16**
Before you start taking shots at a former A/A- list mostly television actress turned A- list mostly movie actress, maybe you should take a look at the male version of Alicia Silverstone when it comes to television programs and his continued serial cheating. Kind of seems relevant to the situation. Chad Michael Murray/Sophia Bush

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/16 **#17**
This alliterate A- list (but really B+, but she recently bought me a drink, well not specifically me, we were all at a table and she bought the group a drink, so I gave her a little boost to A- for this one blind) mostly television actress says that her now ex who is a former network reality star wannabe actor cheated on the actress on a milestone kind of day for the actress and then completely broke it off for his new love who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister or two. He lets her pay all the bills. January Jones/Nick Viall ("The Bachelor")/Rumer Willis

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#1**
Another day, another breaking of the partnership and marriage between this foreign born permanent A list couple. The way it was done, also shows that the male in this male/female couple is driving this soon to be divorce. He is separating himself from anything to do with his wife, personally or professionally. David and Victoria Beckham

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#2**
A few years ago when they split, this former A+ list tweener turned A- list celebrity got an abortion without telling her boyfriend she was pregnant. They had split when he cheated. Now, back together, she still hasn't told him but they are having a very hard time staying pregnant. Multiple miscarriages.

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#3**
MTV AWARDS: After last night's out of control drug induced behavior at an after party, I think a lot of people are realizing there are other people to work with than this one named female singer. Halsey

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#4**
MTV AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress/pro beard for hire has given up the bearding game. She was arm in arm with the studio chief who recently left his wife for the actress. Olivia Munn

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#5**
MTV AWARDS: This former A list tween actress turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who has a little higher name recognition than her spot on the acting list was telling everyone last night that she caught her actor boyfriend cheating on her again. Zendaya/Tom Holland

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#6**
MTV AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show was in tears last night when she heard a comment about her and her recent weight gain. She has suffered from an eating disorder for years and was trying to get to a healthy weight, which she has. I really hope this doesn't set back her progress. Lili Reinhart

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#7**
MTV AWARDS: Meanwhile, a cast mate of the actress in #6, was definitely in the top three for biggest coke user of the night. Excessive would be an understatement. This cast is so similar in their party behavior to that original 90210 cast. Vanessa Morgan, Ashleigh Murray, Madelaine Petsch or Camila Mendes

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#8**
MTV AWARDS: This former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit comedy is probably A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. She says that this A-/B+ list writer/actor all of you know spent three weeks chatting her up and doing everything he could to hook up with her. She finally hooked up with him and within 30 minutes after, he had her out the door and has ghosted her since. Aubrey Plaza/Justin Theroux

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#9**
MTV AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actress from a hit streaming show who used to be on a hit cable show still doesn't answer any questions about her husband or his family or even post anything about them to social media. She has made a conscious effort to try and keep everything on her and she is married, but might as well be single when it comes to anything public. Alison Brie ("Glow")/Dave Franco (brother James Franco)

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#10**
MTV AWARDS: An adult entertainer says that late last night after most of the after parties had ended, this current A list reality star from a very popular show that is currently filming, came into the club, wasted out of his mind. He said he wanted a private dance and when she started, began throwing money at her and asking how much it was going to take to get a blo*job. He then tried to grab her head and shove it down on him. When she backed away, he called her a wh**e and stormed out. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro ("Jersey Shore")

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#11**
MTV AWARDS: This B+ list still underage mostly television actress is a completely different person than she was last year. The sexual abuse she suffered on set of that hit almost television show has changed her. Completely. That smile is way more forced. The way she interacts with men is different. You can tell she is always looking for an escape route or someone safe close to her. Sadie Sink (Max/"Stranger Things")

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#12**
Apparently that relationship the widow has going on with another man for the past few months has taken a turn for the serious. That was the man and the widow's best friend looking at rings together while face timing the widow. Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#13**
According to a male porn star, most of you probably know, he says there is definitely some footage out there featuring this disgraced former A- list actor where porn was being filmed and you can hear the actor off camera using some really foul racist language. Not caught on camera was the actor taking a turn with the actress after the scene had ended. The actress was supposed to be paid extra, but never was. It is hard to tell dates sometimes with this kind of porn, but it looks like the actress didn't make anything after that scene was shot. The one she shot with the porn star is horrifically violent.
Male porn star: James Deen
Actress: Heather Vahn
Disgraced former A- list actor: James Franco

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#14**
I think it is actually a legitimate question to ask whether this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still A list will ever be able to get it together long enough to make another movie. It was that former A+ list singer who really sent this downward spiral into motion when the singer got the actor back on the hard stuff the actor had quit decades ago. Johnny Depp/Marilyn Manson

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#15**
MTV AWARDS: I am never sure whether this A+ list YouTube star is still with her boyfriend or not. They are on again/off again more than Justin and Selena. But, the fact that she was sucking face last night with this married A list manager most of you know is not in doubt. They definitely left together and at the right time because the making out was turning more R from the PG-13 it had been before the drinking and hormones. Liza Koshy; Arielle Vandenberg; or Eva Gutowski (Scooter Braun)

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#16**
This former A list mostly television actor from back in the day is pleading poverty but spending like a very rich man. He is like a television preacher asking his fans for money and they just gladly send it all to him. John Schneider

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#17**
MTV AWARDS: When you see that closeted A- list reality star from a very hit reality show making out with a guy at a bar, as he was doing again last night after the awards, you just wonder how much he laughs each season when he has a new girlfriend for the show. Jax Taylor Or James Kennedy ("Vanderpump Rules")

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/17 **#18**
MTV AWARDS: Cruising through at least two after parties was this former A- list reality star who was working with her kind of crowd handing out her card to at least two dozen wannabe actresses which is the sweet spot she needs to make her money. I bet half get in touch with her. Farrah Abraham

295. SANDRA ROSE 06/18
This rapper-turned-actor has played this role before whenever he has an upcoming reality TV show to promote. Same script but with a different cast. In his latest role, he plays a cheating husband whose long-suffering wife goes along with his manufactured drama because he has a reality TV show premiering soon, and she’s depending on those paychecks. This rapper-turned actor knows his role-playing will result in attention from the low information social media users who watch his show.
The formula is a simple one:
Fake a relationship with an actress or IG Thot ("that h* over there")
Send a tip to a blogger through a family member of close friend
Provide "receipts" in the form of video or pictures

Publicly deny cheating on his wife
Profess his love and commitment to his wife and children
If the above doesn’t work; file for a divorce
Delay the divorce proceedings until after the season premiere
Continue to plant fake stories on the blogs after the show airs
Cancel the divorce proceedings after the season ends
Wash & repeat the cycle next season
T. I./Tiny Harris ("T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle")

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#1**
This might be a first. A bot farm was hired by this now disgraced A- list celebrity in order to fight back through the court of public opinion. One thing written nicely about him is then followed up by dozens of other supportive comments on social media all written by accounts with 0 followers and 0 previous posts. Chris Hardwick

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#2**
I have told you before about the efforts of this alliterate A- list mostly television actor on an almost network show and his efforts to get a co-star fired or force her to quit. Now, he has been joined by a different co-star who likes her productions to be a certain way.
Show: "The Flash"
Actor: Grant Gustin
Co-star to be fired: Candice Patton
Different co-star: Danielle Panabaker

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#3**
The significant other of this permanent A list musician/former reality star/permanent drunk has basically humiliated herself to the extreme and done things for her significant other that she hopes will never be made public simply hoping he will finally marry her. It is unlikely though and all this time will have been wasted. He would probably then spread the word what he had her do which will even be worse. Tommy Lee/Brittany Furlan

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#4**
A certain widow did not attend a milestone event earlier this month. The fact of the matter is that they were not invited. There was another important event which took place recently too. This occasion was attended by many and again, the widow was not in attendance. As payback, a publicity stunt was staged to divert attention away from the most recent event. At this point, the games are so predictable that those close to the situation are having a good time laughing and joking about the petty transparency of it all.
Widow: Vicky Karayiannis (Chris Cornell)
Milestone event: Lily Cornell (mother Susan Silver) graduation
Important event: "The MusiCares Concert For Recovery" (first wife Susan Silver attended)

Publicity stunt: Toni Cornell (mother Vicky Karayiannis) release duet on Father’s Day

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#5**
This back in the day A- list mostly television actor who had a hit network show for a number of years struggled with addiction while filming that show and even had production moved so he could try and stay sober. After the show ended, basically so did the good times of his career. He then tried to run a con and his family sued him and he has no money at all any longer and is in really bad shape. Joe Penny

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#6**
This foreign born C+ list celebrity is decently online famous but it is all thanks to that A- list celebrity family member of hers. It also turns out they get their drugs from the same dealer who is afraid the C+ lister is going to cut a deal by naming him. Lottie Tomlinson/Louis Tomlinson

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#7**
It was not that long ago that I told you about this way underage A-/B+ list celebrity/rapper and how she got into a fight over a much older man she wanted to hook up with. Well, it turns out, she is now hooking up with a guy even older than that. That rapper/reality star who we already knew likes them young. He doesn't even fear getting arrested even though what he is doing is illegal in every state. Danielle Bregoli (Bhad Bhabie/The"Cash Me Outside"Girl)

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#8**
Mr. X: Remember when those grainy nude pictures of that B-list actress and former tweener baring everything (and I do mean everything) were somehow leaked and her career almost was derailed? It was never specified who those pics were for when they were first "leaked". Well, first of all she was very underage and the pics were taken two years before she the role in that Disney TV movie which made her a star and launched a million dollar franchise. The pics were for a series pilot that was to be produced by that now disgraced tweener show producer on a rival tweener network... or so he told her. There were far more explicit photos that she sent to the producer, and he sent them on over to that now disgraced mogul who you all know in case the mogul wanted to use her in the future for his harem of starlets. Fast forward to 2006-early 2007 when the sequel to that TV movie was about to go into production. Our actress is now a star, and in a successful bearding relationship with a male costar bringing in more cash. Her agent gets a call from the mogul who wants to meet up with the actress for a possible movie role (you can see where this is going) but the best friend/frequent costar of the actress tells her not to go as well as her agent. When the mogul hears about this, he flies into a rage and calls the tweener show producer to get those photos, or at least one photo. The person they employ to leak the photos was this then new gossip blogger who was very hesitant about accepting their offer, but he was looking for some traffic to his site. So gets paid to "leak" the said photo which goes viral and engrosses the actress and the blogger in a feud which lasts for years (they are on better terms now because he told her he was forced to post the pics). Meanwhile, the actress gets called to the carpet by the director of the TV movie and the CEO of the company which owns said cable network. They are worried that this may taint their newest franchise and they threaten to replace her with another tweener who would later become a successful adult singer if she doesn't issue a statement. She issues an apology, says her computer was hacked, cease and desists are sent, etc etc. She stays with the franchise for the next two installments, but her chance at A-list stardom was gone. Whether or not she'll go public with the truth about these photos will remain to be seen. She's probably been paid off not to talk.

B-list actress: Vanessa Hudgens
Disgraced Tweener show producer/rival network: Dan Schneider/Nickelodeon
Disgraced mogul: Harvey Weinstein
Movie franchise: "High School Musical"
Male co-star: Zac Efron
Director: Kenny Ortega/Bob Iger
Best friend/frequent costar of the actress: Ashley Tisdale
Gossip blogger: Perez Hilton
Tweener replacement: Demi Lovato

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#9**
A Birdie Blind Item: Yes, he's recently deceased, but the real question is why one of his former clients referred to him as "missing." Maybe it was because his penchant for attracting gay icons to represent also provided him access to the vulnerable boys who wrote them fan letters by the hundreds. Apparently he promised a photo op to the ones he liked, and then molested them in hotels near to where they lived. None of them ever got anywhere near the stars. Billy Sammeth (Joan Rivers)

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#10**
This messed up newlywed celebrity couple who are probably hoping for a reality show, but will lucky to end up with any fans as things about them slowly trickle out call each other Adolf and Eva. Kat Von D/Rafael Reyes

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#11**
This foreign born permanent A list model/mogul should watch her back again. That new guy she is dating is still hooking up with the woman who is supposed to be his ex, but who he sees every chance he can when the A lister is not around. Heidi Klum/Tom Kaulitz (Ria Sommerfeld)

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#12**
It is always amazing that when this closeted A- list reality star is out of the country, she never has any of those "boyfriends" with her. Nope. She just has one of her constant model hookups there instead. The same one that has been there a long time and always miraculously seems to always end up emerging from wherever the reality star is staying, every morning. It is why I believe the reality star will eventually leave the country for good. Kendall Jenner/Bella Hadid

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#13**
They released the album, but the record company realizes it is a dud and are just going through the motions when it comes to promoting it. This former A+ list singer just wouldn't listen to any input and it is a dud. She is probably going to be dropped from the label. Christina Aguilera

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#14**
This closeted A list mostly movie actor who keeps hiding in it even though it is a glass door we can all see through got turned down flat by a male backup dancer at a recent concert. John Travolta

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#15**
Detectives have been interviewing more people regarding the death of this female celebrity. Kate Spade

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#16**
This A- list actress/producer/writer who has been on two hit network shows in her career, now focuses on movies and has been hailed as a champion for a recent interview. Ummm, how come no one asked why she still enables that disgraced comedian and his long time manager. Amy Poehler/Louis C.K./Dave Becky

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/18 **#17**
The Father: She was an actress. Well, I mean she still is an actress. She just went from getting good roles in big movies to getting smaller roles in smaller movies. The thing is, most of you know her. I have always said her dad screwed up her entire life to the point I don't know if she will ever be 100%. It turns out that her dad for the past several years ran a scam with some foreign student exchange program where he pretended to be a family and would have these teens coming from overseas and force them to sleep with him the entire time they were in the country. He had to switch agencies a few times when they got complaints, but the agencies keep them hush hush to not lose business. It was only after he exhausted all the agencies that he moved on to his next scheme - foster children. For several years, he fostered young female teens. If they ever sent a male he would send them back the next day with some excuse or give the kid $50 and tell him to go out and have fun and then call the police
and say the kid was a runaway. He must have forced himself on to a couple dozen teens, before he discovered what he will be his downfall. Apparently being a licensed foster provider allows you to also be a sponsor for these unaccompanied minors coming across the border. Where are all the female minors? With this a-hole and the other several hundred other sex predators who all use a chat group to coordinate their activities. They also shuttle the teens with each other which just makes them harder to find in the system. They think they are getting away with it, but they won't. Apparently the actress daughter knows what is happening and has reported him and as many others as she could discover on his computer. Now, we just have to hope some action is taken. Thora Birch (Jack Birch)

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#1**
They say cocaine can make you paranoid. That could be the reason this celebrity CEO seems that way and why he also has someone watching his sort of significant other 24/7. Elon Musk (Tesla)/Grimes

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#2**
Three female members of this church have been on a "spiritual mission," to make sure that this A+ list mostly movie actor can be "spiritually cleansed," as often as he needs to be while on a press tour for his new movie. I wonder if he will tell that new girlfriend of his. Chris Pratt ("Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom")/Katherine Schwarzenegger

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#3**
This female celebrity offspring of an A- list mostly television actor says she once had a fling with one of her father's girlfriends. Spencer or Greer Grammer (Kelsey)

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actress who had one decent hit show has hit hard times after her acting career took a nose dive and her side business as an escort but called something else took a downward trajectory as she has grown older. She is a month or so from being homeless. Mischa Barton; Melissa George; Naya Rivera

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#5**
After our favorite foreign born B+ list actress/singer was busted having sex with this former boy bander, he had to make certain promises to his significant other in order to see the B+ lister again. This of course, despite the fact his significant other has been seeing someone else on the side too. Rita Ora/Liam Payne/Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list actress/model says she would work again for the child molester and that no one can tell her what to do or who to work with. Suki Waterhouse/Woody Allen

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#7**
This former boy bander turned reality star who has never really been able to recapture that early fame, is cheating on his wife again. Last time she caught him, she said she was going to divorce him, but didn't. Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minnillo

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#8**
I have written about the daily struggle that this former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit cable show has faced. That being said, even I can get behind what she recently did. She had a long night of drinking and the next day had an early shoot to get paid a few bucks for a sponsorship deal. When she woke up she walked the two blocks to the hotel where they were shooting. She refused hair, makeup, or wardrobe and said they had five minutes to take the picture. They did it and she was out the door ten minutes after she walked in and walked the two blocks back to her place and went back to sleep. They used the picture too, so maybe this is something others will try in the future. January Jones

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#9**
This late night talk show host could give zero f**ks about this singer/actor/general all around a-hole and his love of underage teens. He should, but he doesn't. Jimmy Fallon/Jared Leto

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#10**
I would say the odds are 50/50 that this current A- list Disney actress overdoses before her 18th birthday. I just hope she isn't pregnant when it happens. Right now she is hooking up with a guy in his late 20's, about to turn 30 and he has been trying to get her pregnant.

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#11**
This Grammy winning singer has been trying to make his celebrity wife happy. That means he is spending a lot of money on her and not as much on the children he fathered out of wedlock. As in not current on his child support. As in, most people have forgotten about that scandal, but this will bring it right back up and it will not be a good look for either of the couple. Israel Houghton/Adrienne Bailon

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#12**
Part of the deal was that this celebrity girlfriend of this network reality star much higher on the list was he was going to give her a job, but now he wants some distance and just wants her to fly in sometimes when it is convenient. I don't think that is going to work for her at all and I bet the day he starts his thing, she flies to France or Dubai. Derek Hough/Hayley Erbert ("Dancing With the Stars")

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#13**
So, yes, this A list mostly movie actor did spend some of the day with his ex and his kids on Father's Day. However, he didn't spend all day with them as he told his girlfriend. He did find about two hours to hook up with his now getting on to a couple years mistress. I mean, she calls him Daddy too, so, the whole Father's Day thing kind of worked. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner/Lindsay Shookus/Christine Ouzanian (former nanny)

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#14**
This former A- list reality star turned recluse is spending thousands of dollars a week on escorts after his last month long hookup left him. Rob Kardashian

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#15**
Despite that NDA the former stripper turned reality star turned escort signed, things are tight for her right now and she is on a scorched earth mission to get more money. Blac Chyna

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#16**
That foreign born DJ who has been in this space frequently as of late finally went too far and got banned from Twitter. Now, his friends and family are trying to find him because they think he may try and harm himself. Max Vangeli

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/19 **#17**
Shoe Drop: A big shoe dropped yesterday. A very big shoe. It is the kind of show drop that might bring the entire house of cards tumbling down. I know for sure it will bring the killer of this former A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit network show closer to justice. The shoe drop yesterday was one of the names our actor had. He didn't get to give his testimony but he did drop the name and it sent a lot of shock waves. Apparently the name that went down yesterday was protecting and sending information to that foreign born business person who had previously been convicted of the same type thing. Because of his position, the name who got dropped yesterday was able to provide cover and the networks that could be used for all this child porn. Everyone assumed they were safe because of what he did. Now, it turns out things weren't as safe and that those secret messaging apps, are not really that secret. If I am this A lister who is already in hiding, I am going deep into hiding because that is one very big loose end that would be much easier to deal with if dead. If that happened, and the mogul had some big distance, he has enough power and enough secrets, he might escape unscathed, at least publicly. That would be a tragedy, but I don't know who would take him down.

Shoe: Joshua Schulte (German for shoe = "Schuh") (former CIA analyst with the encrypted child porn files)
Former A-/B+ list actor: Mark Salling ("Glee")
Foreign born business person: Julian Assange ("WikiLeaks")
A lister in hiding: Kevin Spacey
Mogul: David Geffen

Which serial reality star is sleeping with a camera man on her show to make sure she looks better than the other ladies? The star has a long history of troubled relationships and this would not be the first time she has dated someone to help her career, however, this is the first time that she appears to be literally trading sex for favors. The new couple are strictly co-workers with benefits. They have no interest in dating or getting drinks together. He films her scenes and later she puts out when no-one is around!

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#1**
This former A+ list singer is probably A- list now and that is solely based on her past work. She has been on tour as an opening act. When she comes back on later during the headliner's act, she has been wasted almost every night on a combination of pills and booze. Kesha/Macklemore

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#2**
Spiked - A Birdie Blind Item: In a recent spot for private rehab services, this former child actor confessed to have started drinking prior to kindergarten. According to a friend and former neighbor of the family though, it started even earlier. The mother, prior to becoming a momager, would add a little whiskey to her infant son's formula. It helped with the teething, she said, and also helped with the crying, which always made her hangovers worse. By the time he got the role on the successful sitcom, certain men from the network didn't even need to ply him with booze - he was often already drunk. When the suits ultimately intervened - not, you understand, with the men, but with the parents, demanding they keep the liquor cabinet locked - things took an even worse turn. Now he "needed" the men as much as they wanted him. This was also when one of his fellow cast mates also took up the bottle, although not the one whose character you would expect it from. This person's troubles would take years to literally catch up with them, on the side of the road, but before the show was canceled there were many days where the only thing consumed on set or off was booze. You might suspect that some of this may have led to the show's cancellation - that it got "spiked." The reason though was another cast member, who after all he had seen and been through, went to another extreme, where he remains today.

Show: "Growing Pains"
Former child actor: Jeremy Miller

Fellow cast mate: Tracey Gold

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#3**
As part of her new tour, this former A list singer who is still A- list had to agree in writing to a clause that says she forfeits her night's fee if she is more than 30 minutes late for her scheduled show. Given her past track record, she is not going to make any money on this tour. Lauryn Hill

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#4**
This former A- list mostly movie actress from a dormant franchise now does whatever she can get outside one intermittent project. To get her most recent gig, she not only had to do the casting couch, she has to hook up with the director during filming too. Shailene Woodley; Michelle Rodriguez

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#5**
At a recent event, the PR people for this foreign born A- list mostly television actress had staff members in the crowd to ask questions about the former A list tweener just to keep the story alive. They are doing whatever they can to keep their client in the news even if it is peddling this fake news. Priyanka Chopra/Nick Jonas

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#6**
The boyfriend of this A- list mostly television actress from a very hot network show is on vacation with his girlfriend but it didn't stop him from hitting on this former A- list tweener actress turned adult bad actress/singer who the couple ran into. Anna Faris/Michael Barrett (Selena Gomez) (Italy)

337. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#7**
Please. The only time the boyfriend of this foreign born current A list singer is not cheating on her is when he is physically with her. She just falls for all his excuses. Dua Lipa/Isaac Carew

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#8**
This former part-time reality star who missed out completely on the reboot shot a porn, but the producers are scared to release it because it starts off with her in her job uniform. They think there will be a ton of backlash. Angelina Pivarnick ("Jersey Shore") (NYFD EMT)

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#9**
When this now former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit network show is starring in a totally different kind of acting gig later this year, she will be staying in a condo owned by her former co-star. She is calling it a sublet. Is it a sublet if he will also be staying there? Kerry Washington (Broadway "American Son")/Tony Goldwyn

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#10**
I find it pretty interesting that this very very recent municipal type issue only managed to destroy an area where evidence was being stored/collected/pieced together in a year old case.
Mandalay Bay floods/Las Vegas shooting Mandalay Bay floods

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#11**
While this alliterate A- list singer was shooting a commercial, her husband was hooking up with a singer he had been introduced to a couple weeks ago.

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#12**
This A- list celebrity offspring of people she is kind of getting close to eclipsing has been pushing her foreign born A list boyfriend to move in together. She is not wrong to want to. Well, yes, wrong in the sense she will get cheated on so shouldn't want to commit to him, but in principle, she is right to ask the question. The thing is, he didn't even like living with his wife. So, probably not going to happen. Dakota Johnson (Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson)/Chris Martin (Gwyneth Paltrow)

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#13**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee is in the news today for one thing, but still fully supports that foreign born former A list disgraced director. Peter Fonda (obscene tweet about Barron Trump) (Roman Polanski)

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#14**
This foreign born A+ list singer didn't have anything to do with a recent death, but don't tell that to the people who believe he did. There are definitely people looking to kill him right now. Drake/XXXtentacion

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#15**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister is barely herself a celebrity. She really made some bad choices in that past relationship of hers and she still, to my knowledge, doesn't know about the multiple hours of recordings of her having sex with her ex he has. From what people have told me, he had cameras installed in air vents in their bedroom and one in a bedside clock. Sofia Richie/Scott Disick

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/20 **#16**
Sisters: There sure are a lot of lower on the list sisters taking a lot of vacations to that summer alternative to Dubai. A shockingly large number of them. So, of course I got in touch with Bani and he says it is the hottest thing this summer. He said clients want to be with sisters, especially celebrity sisters, even if just one is really worthy of being called a celebrity. The rates can be astronomical. Bani says he only knows of one sibling combination that is willing to also have sex with each other and the client, but is trying to bring in another that he says will. He then rattled off several sets of celebrity sisters making a lot of money this spring and summer. (Mykonos)
#1 - Foreign born reality stars in their own country equal to each other on the list. Tiffany and Lucy Watson ("Made in Chelsea")

#2 - Former reality stars from a no longer part of the franchise that remains on the air. Joanna and Marta Krupa ("Real Housewives of Miami")
#3 - Former tween stars turned middling adult actresses. Bella and Kaili Thorne
#4 - Foreign born models/wannabe actresses (all of you know at least one of them, or at least who she dated. This is also a sibling couple that will sleep with each other) Suki and Imogen Waterhouse (Suki dated Bradley Cooper)
A set of siblings you might expect to be there, but is not is this former almost A- list mostly movie actress and her sister who are not getting along at all as of late. Ali/Lindsay Lohan

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#1**
Turns out a celebrity CEO had a different problem than he alleged a couple days ago. The guy has gone public. While this person was the first to make noise publicly, many higher ups have jumped ship in the last few months & are privately working with the Feds, with even more devastating information to share. Elon Musk ("Tesla")/Martin Tripp whistleblower

348. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#2**
The girlfriend of this permanent A list musician is pushing for an elopement in Vegas during the week of July 4th. She isn't sure the musician will be alive if they wait to get married. Tommy Lee/Brittany Furlan

349. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#3**
Usually when this frequent girlfriend of celebrities goes out with a guy, this part-time A- list reality star gets a piece of the action. I'm not sure if that is the case with her new celebrity significant other because usually it is just a one time thing and this is turning into something much more frequent. Hailey Baldwin/Scott Disick/Justin Bieber

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#4**
This A-/B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring who was much higher on the list than her offspring back in the day has stuck her foot through the door about the disgraced A/A- list mostly movie actor who is an Oscar winner/nominee. She has a truth to tell about him and finally has started talking about it. Slowly. Her publicists stopped her last attempt at doing so. Zoey Deutch (Lea Thompson)/James Franco (is a "meh" kisser)

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#5**
This B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+++ lister is kind of in a bind. She doesn't want to pay her ex any money even though she really has plenty to live on forever, but knows if she wins any money in her suit, she will probably have to pay out a bunch to her ex. Lisa Marie Presley

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#6**
This A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly has only been filming one franchise the past few years previously said she would take a hard pass on any new installments if this producer returned to the project. She has a history with him and has had enough. He will probably be good with it because it means he can use that casting couch a lot this time around. He is a tool like that. Scarlett Johansson/Kevin Feige

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#7**
Almost a decade ago there was a wave of celebrity adoptions. Everyone had to have an adopted child and many were treated the same way as the neglected and abandoned puppies they had taken on as a craze the previous year. Look for a new wave now because there are a ton of infants and toddlers being offered to celebrities at a price. No paperwork or background checks required. If the "agency" knows who you are, they will sell you a baby that day. Their man goal is to have the celebrities refer people to the "agency," who will then charge those people a much higher price than the celebrities were charged. I think all of you know where these kids are coming from. Mexico

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#8**
This foreign born permanent A list athlete is closeted. She is also forced to have sex with men sent to her by an oligarch or he will tell her secret to the world. She should just come out, but she thinks it will cost her endorsements and that the oligarch will release a bunch of sex tapes she thinks he has. Maria Sharapova

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#9**
This back in the day A+ list reality star from multiple reality shows still can't get forgiveness from A listers. 99% of them turned down or ignored invites from her for a recent event highlighting a launch from her. Paris Hilton (new fashion line)

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actor all of you know has also done network television. He is also a very funny guy and lately has been using more and more meth on a daily basis. Jim Carrey

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#11**
Until this week, I had not heard about this married permanent A list mostly movie actor/celebrity offspring using the services of a very discreet brothel in Beverly Hills in years. Maybe even a decade.

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#12**
Another solo event for this former A+/A list singer turned B+ lister all of you know. I think she is coming to terms that she could get divorced and be just fine which is good because it is a real possibility. Victoria Beckham (David)

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#13**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit network show has a long term boyfriend. What she probably doesn't know is that he talks a lot about her to his friends, specifically their sex life and that friend is trying to sell some stories about the unusual things the couple does in bed. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")/Levi Meaden

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#14**
This foreign born B- list celebrity was a long time beard to this foreign born actor. She says she was sexually assaulted this past week by the owner of a Formula One team. Alexa Chung (Alexander Skarsgård)

361. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/21 **#15**
The First One: There have been a lot of suspicious suicides of celebrities as of late, but there was a first that started this whole thing over a decade ago. A film was being made overseas and several of the actors in this movie that was supposed to be a big box office hit took advantage of their position as stars with the local female population and also threw around enough cash to the local police where nothing was said or done about their activities. One of the worst offenders was an A list mostly movie actor at the time. Foreign born and was really kicking it into gear. There was another A+ lister on the movie and a future A- list mostly television actor. They went after every female teen in the town where they were filming. They didn't care how old, and whether it was completely voluntary. One actor who didn't participate was at the time probably B/B- list and fading. Because he didn't participate, everyone shunned him. They made sure he knew how things worked and basically ruined what was left of his career. Down the road, when he couldn't get a break, he threatened to expose what went on and he suddenly "suicided" himself. No note.
Movie: "Hart’s War" (filmed in the Czech Republic)
A list movie actor: Colin Farrell
A+ list movie actor: Bruce Willis
A- list television actor: Terrence Howard

B/B- list actor: Jonathan Brandis (scenes deleted)

362. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#1**
This A- list athlete who is an offspring of an athlete got a discount deal for hiring so many yachters at once. He went all in for this trip. Klay Thompson (Mychal Thompson)

363. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#2**
Don't believe the hype, the girlfriend of this just about permanent A list mostly movie actor is not pregnant. He wants no part of any more children. Lindsay Shookus (Ben Affleck)

364. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#3**
When this closeted A- list mostly movie actor landed a big new role that will hit tons of red carpets and lots of interviews, he brought out a beard. He has not had a beard in close to a decade. Jake Gyllenhaal/Vanessa Kirby

365. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A lister is rewriting history. Yes, his family was upset about a marital decision he made, but they were more upset that he returned to his substance abusing/violent ways that made any kind of familial relationship almost impossible. Johnny Depp (Amber Heard)

366. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#5**
This fairly recently separated B+ list mostly television actress/network reality star loves to tell the world how she is vegan, but at home she eats meat all the time and keeps that mink coat deep in her closet. Jenna Dewan Tatum

367. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#6**
This former A list mostly movie actress turned A-/B+ lister who all of you know has been boozing while pregnant. Better than what she was doing before getting pregnant.

368. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#7**
While this foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actor who likes to get naked was home for Father's Day, his A list girlfriend hooked up with a singing ex. Orlando Bloom/Katy Perry/John Mayer

369. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#8**
The Biopic - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's a sneak preview of a forthcoming dancing boy story (with a CDAN bonus that wasn't on twitter)... In case you missed it on twitter... Coming soon: The Biopic - a Dancing Boy Blind Item. It survives today as a print in a storage locker, and a few grainy VHS transfers, memorable only to the cast and crew. But this student flick (from 1997) - and in particular one scene - was inspired by the same story behind a shockingly similar scene in an independent movie a year later, the first produced by a certain permanent A list front man turned movie producer. Both are musical biopics, the star of the latter one shrouded in mystery. My prep for this one part? A kids meal at the Sizzler, and a hair cut (along with a small hoard of screaming children) at the Fantastic Sams. The director - we'll call her "mom" - took me to the mall, and bought me a school uniform. By then I wanted to go home and play Nintendo. I'm thinking that because of the age of the latter actor no such prep was needed. Here's something more - that wasn't on twitter. The actor, a friend of mine, who played the lead role in the short had his own special scene. In it, and according to the director, the musician he plays learned to sing in the same place where a string of boys auditioned for a certain director at basically the same time. I thought he got in on the first take, but a number of them were shot.

370. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#9**
Because of this money laundering charity used by countless celebrities in the music business, the feds are quietly ignoring the fact that the charity, which was run by a family member of a foreign born A list rapper, also spread personal information of underage female fans of the rapper. The personal information was sent to celebrities who participated in the "charity." When an underage or barely legal female fan would send in photos or messages that seemed they would be willing to engage n sexual activity, the sibling of the celebrity would engage with them and get their personal information which would be sent to others in the industry who wanted to hook up with females of that age. French Montana ("Mama Hope organization/Uganda)

371. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#10**
Don't believe the hype. This former teen actress turned adult actress with a constant shadow would happily sign on again to another installment of her franchise if the money is right. It is not like people are banging down her door for other big roles. Chloë Grace Moretz ("Kick-Ass 3")

372. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#11**
A Birdie Blind Item: If you're wondering why the press conference in that most crazy of recent years never happened, it is, according to my source, because a deal was struck at the eleventh hour. As you know, it wasn't the only one. Tom Arnold claims he has footage of Donald Trump saying 'every dirty, every offensive, racist thing ever'

373. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#12**
This A list reality star from one of the better known reality shows out there recently proposed to his girlfriend. Did he tell her about the two other people he recently hooked up with. Situation ("Jersey Shore")

374. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#13**
This B+ list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+++ lister is hooking up with her drug dealing ex again. Never a good sign. Paris Jackson

375. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#14**
This foreign born permanent A list celebrity couple like to talk the talk about how knowledgeable they are when it comes to a certain hobby of theirs, but fail to mention that seven figure forgery they bought. David and Victoria Beckham

376. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#15**
This A list dual threat actress and her further down the list actor husband have always thought of marriage counseling as a positive. The thing is though, the actor has become much more negative about it and the couple you never thought would split, is thinking about doing just that. Kristen Bell/Dax Shepard

377. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/22 **#16**
Cold Blooded: This former actress that all of you know really focuses on business now. That is what she does on a daily basis and doesn't really act any longer. She and one of her business partners in the past few years did some favors for the President of a country. In return, they were given citizenship in that country. The pair have remained very friendly with the President which is why they will probably never be charged for the hiring of some men to kill a rival businessperson/celebrity. They wanted what the businessperson/celebrity owned and that person wouldn't sell. So, our actress and her partner hired some people to kill the businessperson/celebrity. The person, was in fact killed. Nothing will happen to our former actress and her business partner except, they will now get the business they wanted at a much lower price.

That’s Not Nice! Last season, one housewife hired a new social media person to run her accounts for her. While this social media person was new to this housewife, it was not her first time running social media for a housewife. In fact the social media person had worked for another housewife on the same franchise as her social media person. It will be easier to tell this story if I give these people fake names. They are not clues, I’m just going to pick an A, B and C name. Amy will be the first housewife to use the social media person, Billie will be the second housewife who began using her last season. And Charlie will be the social media person. Got it? So Charlie told Billie everything she learned from having access to Amy’s social media. Charlie had her email password and would send emails from Amy. Charlie had all the information on Amy. A lot of information. I know this because Charlie tried to sell information to sites that pay for such things and eventually just started giving it to me. I became frustrated with Charlie because she would give me the tea and I’d write an exclusive only to discover she was also on a large message board blurting out the same "exclusive" information. So it was no surprise to me when Billie claimed to "have a folder of information" on Amy last season. She didn’t really disclose much last season, perhaps it was edited out, but this season Billie just keeps on coming for Amy. While to most viewers it seems Billie’s vitriol comes out of nowhere, she’s apparently been harboring a lot of anger over what Charlie disclosed to her. Charlie kept a whole lot of receipts thinking she was going to make money off the situation. I do not think Charlie was paid by Amy for her work. It amazes me that these people will just let anyone who volunteers have complete access to their phones, emails and social media. I mean I would NEVER do that and I’m not on a TV show. I’m not sure if Billie still has Charlie volunteering for her or not. It would seem that the presentation of a dossier on Amy would have been a huge red flag.
Show: "Real Housewives of New York City"
Amy: Sonja Morgan
Billie: Dorinda Medley
Charlie: Richard’s private investigator friend

379. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#1**
To make the media look ridiculous, this sex cult is sending out "tips" which say that certain members of the celebrity population are/were members of the cult. They are using names which are designed to inflame blue/red divisions in the country. NXIVM

380. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#2**
The second most ridiculous PR relationship out there right now is that staged showmance between this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who doesn't deserve to be that high and this B+ list mostly television actor from a now defunct network ensemble show. Emma Watson/Chord Overstreet

381. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#3**
If this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee had been nicer to the people he worked with, he would be able to work in front of the camera instead of trying to fit in as many autograph shows as possible to make a living. Richard Dreyfuss (Supanova comic and gaming conventions)

382. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#4**
This real life couple from an almost network show will be in big trouble if the actress discovers the actor hooked up with this stripper/escort/makeup artist he recently met. Lili Reinhart/Cole Sprouse (recently filmed "Five Feet Apart") ("Riverdale")

383. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#5**
There has been a lot of talk about these two co-stars of a hit network show having a spinoff when the hit network show ends. That is looking a lot less likely now with one of the co-star having a life threatening illness. Sarah Hyland/Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")

384. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#6**
That thirsty celebrity wife of an A list mostly television actor threw this A+ list host from multiple shows under the bus in order to get her own show. The A+ list host was not happy and she let producers know it.
Bojana Jankovic/Michael Weatherly/Rachael Ray

385. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#7**
This could definitely be trouble. This A- list actor who all of you know got hammered in front of lots of people last night. In the past when he would get publicly drunk, things would quickly spiral out of control. His actress girlfriend tried to keep him together, but he was having a tough time. Josh Duhamel/Eiza González

386. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#8**
Wanting to get this investigation over with as soon as possible so people would stop talking about it, the autopsy of this celebrity was rushed to the point of ridiculousness. No one was willing to even sign on to the faked report so the head of the ministry in charge of it just forged a signature. Anthony Bourdain (autopsy/toxicology) (France)

387. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#9**
It is not just a bearding thing for this foreign born A- list mostly television actress. This week it also became clear that she is using him for cover so she can meet with a very wealthy man who, if caught, can say she has a boyfriend so it was all perfectly platonic. Priyanka Chopra (Nick Jonas)

388. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#10**
I have recently written about this foreign born boyfriend of this foreign born A list singer and his cheating. It turns out that multiple people he cheated on her with were men. She has no idea he is bisexual. Gerard Pique/Shakira; Dua Lipa/Issac Carew

389. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#11**
This back in the day A- list alliterate mostly television actress who was on multiple shows all of you know has really messed up her face with the botox and other procedures. She looks nothing like she did back when she was a big celebrity crush. Tiffani Thiessen

390. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#12**
Things must be getting serious. This A+ list mostly movie actress pulled off one of her regular relationship tricks with her new boyfriend. At an event, she "accidentally" let part of her dress fall down which exposed her breast before taking her boyfriend to a bathroom and having sex with him. She has done the same thing with the last three boyfriends. Jennifer Lawrence

391. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/23 **#13**
This A- list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. During a recent talk show appearance to plug his new movie, he asked for this foreign language show to provide him "an agreeable model." The show did it. Benicio del Toro ("Despierta America")

392. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#1**
This A list rapper has her assistants organizing and throwing a life event party for the A list rapper because she doesn't have any friends who would do it for her. The only friends she has are basically employed by her in one capacity or another. Cardi B (baby shower)

393. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#2**
This permanent A list singer who is also an Oscar winner/nominee says, "it was a different time," to explain why she would have sex with underage boys. She said that lots of men in music were doing the same thing to girls at the time and it was a different world where it was acceptable. Cher/Anthony Kiedis (he was 13 and she was 29)

394. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#3**
This former A- list reality star from a very hit franchise that has spawned multiple cities would probably feel a lot better about himself if he would just come out of the closet. Luis D. Ortiz ("Million Dollar Listing NY")

395. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#4**
Smile - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Meet *****'s mom - in the forthcoming feature, "the Dancing Boy: a Hollywood Story," and subsequent projects. This is the girl who clearly couldn't make it for school picture day (she was working at the time). Now, imagine if her cast mate from an earlier project (a movie, in this case, not a tv show, and one of my childhood favorites [hi Tom H******: I know you're reading this]) were married, in the screen sense, and had some kids, including this one son...(Yes, Him - the dad I mean.) (Pictured here are also two of my high school beards, including the daughter of then New Line exec Mitch Goldman, now a kids book and tv writer [last name Margolis]. She is and always was a beautiful person. I'll bet you'll be hearing from her before long. She has *stories*.)

396. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actress from multiple hit network shows back in the day got away from the person assigned to monitoring her 24/7 and everyone assumed when they did find her, she would be dead. Heather Locklear

397. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#6**
A Reader Blind: This A list movie actor was at a backyard camp out of this A list single named pop singer and her dirt athlete husband. At the camp out, the actor proceeded to handout brownies (assumed to be weed, but were actually mushrooms). He stayed up the entire night playing drums and wearing a fanny pack and sombrero only trying to engage conversations about ethics and family life. The next morning the athlete husband said, "Sometimes you get the manic version, sometimes the normal one, you never know what you’ll get when you invite him to a party." Matthew McConaughey/Pink/Carey Hart (neighbors)

398. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#7**
This maybe soon to be former A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show always wears two very specific pieces of jewelry. She got them from her married co-star when he was separated from his wife. She never takes them off.

399. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#8**
A family member of a recently murdered rapper is trying to make a money grab as quickly as they can. They know they don't have long to be in control of everything so are trying to exploit the death for as much money as possible. XXXTentacion

400. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#9**
Pro tip for this foreign born B+ list actress who keeps calling the paps to let them know where she will be with her A- list actor boyfriend. If you keep pleading innocence to your boyfriend, you need to rotate paps so it is not the same one every single time who "randomly" came upon the two of you. Eiza Gonzalez/Josh Duhamel

401. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress couldn't not be invited because then, it would have just confirmed to the world what had been going on in this little television show triangle between co-stars. What could be done was make sure she never had an opportunity to be alone with either the bride or groom because words would have been said in a second. Emilia Clarke/Kit Harington/Rose Leslie’s wedding ("Game of Thrones")

402. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#11**
At the same event as described in #10, this foreign born A- list mostly television actress saw her relationship take a big hit when she caught her significant other hitting on another woman. Malin Akerman/Jack Donnelly

403. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/24 **#12**
This foreign born alliterate celebrity has been taking no chances. She sleeps in a different place each night, and makes sure she is always with at least one person, if not two or three. She might get that new guy in her life killed if she doesn't get this thing settled once and for all. They are still out there, until they are called off. Asia Argento

404. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#1**
This B+ list singer who just caught her biggest break is gong to lose that break unless she stops doing those lip injections of hers or not getting as wasted before she performs. She is just not right and people know it. Kacey Musgraves

405. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#2**
BET AWARDS: You know when this former stripper turned B+ list celebrity wears a wig that she got a very high paying yachting gig. That is what she did last night and the yachting gig turned out to be a threesome with her friend and one of the executives of the network. Amber Rose (Blac Chyna)

406. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#3**
BET AWARDS: "I'm single, lets f**k," is probably not the best pickup line. It certainly worked though, for this initialed rapper last night. It only took about three rejections before he got a yes. T. I.

407. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#4**
BET AWARDS: Speaking of executives, this former 1/5th of a group sure seemed to be enjoying the coke provided by one married executive. Our A- list singer said she didn't care about hooking up with a married guy as long as the coke kept flowing. Normani ("Fifth Harmony")

408. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#5**
BET AWARDS: Something really interesting happened last night. People still took selfies or allowed themselves to be photographed with this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. However, the numbers were almost zero when it came to women wanting to be seen with him. Jaime Foxx

409. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#6**
BET AWARDS: Proving once again what an a-hole this married A list producer is, he hooked up with a woman after sending his wife home pretty early into an after party. DJ Khaled

410. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#7**
BET AWARDS: Last night, a spy just to make conversation, asked this B list still barely a teen actress, if any older men had hit on her. She answered two had. The spy said two was a lot for her career in movies. The actress then replied that two was just for the night. Dozens of men had propositioned her or been inappropriate over the past few years. Storm Reid (14)

411. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#8**
BET AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost television show with a provocative title is a great actress. She is ticked though because she feels the streaming service just plays lip service to people of color and has not done anything to try and get her an Emmy nomination except invite her to a "for your consideration" party with every other person on the streaming service. Logan Browning ("Dear White People")

412. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#9**
BET AWARDS: At an after party, this permanent A list celebrity was wasted out of her mind and I wish someone recorded her rant about dozens of celebrities who she knows or who were on her show or that she has heard stories about. She was not holding back. Tyra Banks

413. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#10**
BET AWARDS: This back in the day A- list singer says she has given up yachting. She wants to find a guy to settle down with. I'm not sure that this back in the day A+ list singer turned reality star would appreciate the fact that her significant other is the person the former A- lister has her eyes set on. Of course, they did hook up just a week ago, so..... Ashanti/Ne-Yo (Crystal Renay)

414. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#11**
BET AWARDS: This alliterate A list rapper was double cupping all night long and during the after parties didn't slow down either. I'm not going to be shocked when we wake up one morning to learn he is dead. Rick Ross

415. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#12**
BET AWARDS: It really disturbs me when I see this barely legal to drive actress being totally fine with guys double and triple her age hitting on her and her welcoming it and returning the affection. Where are the parents??? It is because from a very young age, she and her contemporaries, were groomed to accept this type of behavior as normal and they do. Skai Jackson

416. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#13**
BET AWARDS: The worst behavior of the evening award goes to this celebrity offspring who was inappropriate with every woman he encountered and seems to feel that when he says his name, women are supposed to just want to be with him instantly. If they don't, he is just awful to them. He treats service personnel horribly and at an after party purposely dumped a plate on the floor and told the waitress who spurned him earlier to make her self useful. Christian Combs (Sean "P. Diddy" Combs)

417. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#14**
This former A list mostly television actress from some hit shows back in the day is going to have to do some trading to get out of her latest jam. The thing is right now, no one is going to believe what she says, which is a shame because she could bring some very big names down. Very big. The biggest. Heather Locklear

418. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#15**
This former A list teen mostly movie actor is so shady. He is trying to use kids as bait in some misguided sting operation. I think he just wants to be in communication with a bunch of underage teens he finds attractive. Corey Feldman

419. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/25 **#16**
The Patron: I think of him as more of an investor, but that is not the right word. What is the right word is that this patron of the Church should be in fear of his life. Apparently it has been discovered that this person all of you know now, but may not have known even a few months ago created a shell company many years ago and used the proceeds of a company all of you know to buy some property in the state where he grew up in. Yes, the property where the Church has its headquarters. None of this would probably have ever been discovered if not for the events of the past month or two. Apparently though, someone close to our Patron did discover the purchase and then asked too many questions. Presumably, they didn't like the answers given. The Patron probably should be careful hanging out with that person who was just an intern last year and is now a full time hookup. Wouldn't want them caught up in the dangerous game our Patron is playing right now.

Patron of the Church:
Intern: Malia Obama

420. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#1**
This back in the day A list mostly movie actor all of you know hovers around A- list as a television actor. Apparently the ever youthful looking actor is hooked on opiates which is why he seems to be limited to commercials right now. That and because everyone who has ever worked with him dislikes him. Rob Lowe

421. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#2**
This foreign born still one hit wonder couldn't get any interest in her services from staid executives so she got a bunch of that fat she previously injected in her butt removed, so she would appear much less cartoonish. Apparently it worked as she landed a guy almost right away. Iggy Azalea

422. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#3**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A list actor who also is a pretty good director should probably know her current significant other hooks up with his ex every time he sees her. Francesca Eastwood (Clint Eastwood)/Alexander Wraith (Lili Gaildraud)

423. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#4**
A Birdie Blind Item: Which first term US politician is apparently so important she can't wait five minutes for a pregnant federal judge with morning sickness to get out of the restroom to meet about sex trafficking of unaccompanied minors? I guess that lunch date with some of her celebrity donors was of greater concern than abused children. Not to be outdone, the judge's penultimate boss wants to have her removed from the bench for exposing the fact that many of the unaccompanied minors are not fleeing but have been sent, which is to say bought and paid for by wealthy men in LA, New York, and elsewhere. It's all been arranged through a multinational organization that's been in the news recently. Obviously, the boss wants to talk about the organization, as does his own. But identifying the kids as trafficking victims, rather than as members, is bad for the narrative.

424. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#5**
Pregnancy Pact - A Birdie Blind Item: This former, foreign-born blogger was for a time in the aughts obsessed with the pregnancy of a certain high profile person. He believed the baby wasn't her own. As it turns out, he was right about that. You'd be wrong however to suspect, as he did, that it was about appearances (at a critical time). The real reason was the actual mother, who won't surprise you. Much like a certain character from a famous children's book twice adapted into a movie, she wanted what she wanted and wanted it now. This is to say "a better one." The only way she would keep the baby is if it wasn't hers. And so the plot was hatched, the pact made. Maybe I'm editorializing here but you have to be sympathetic to the fake mom and her husband. They were true to their values - even as it's come to mean a lifetime of sacrifice - and also good parents to their own kids. Sometimes, though, even good parents are unlucky. The more recent story, involving a son, is genuinely tragic.
Foreign-born blogger: Andrew Sullivan
High profile person/fake parents: Sarah and Todd Palin (running as Vice-President candidate in 2008
Actual mother: Bristol Palin

Son: Track

425. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#6**
Because they are married, the constant cheating by this rapper on his rapper wife just seems worse. I wonder if she knows how frequently he calls her from bed while he is with another woman. It happened this week at least once. Offsett/Cardi B

426. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#7**
This A/A- list singer who seems to produce a steady stream of hits is taking some personal steps in her life which she thinks will make it more simple. Apparently though, it is because she is tired of hearing the dozens of not so good stories about her soon to be husband.

427. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#8**
A Reader Blind Item: This "CSA" who worked in a 9 to 5 job for a long time has a coke, guns and gang-related federal prior enviously stalked and harassed an award-winning screenwriter back in the day and is doing it again, regularly contacting any studio the former screenwriter contacts and telling them not to work with him ever, in 2018 from her comfy spot as a newly minted so-called casting agent -- one her coke-addict brother brought in under panic to replace his runaway real CSA former boyfriend finally who saw the light and fled for his life. Our subject believes the former screenwriter, now a rising director, forgot or forgave the back in the day spying on the director's phone line and location 24/7. The director hasn't. This morning director finally reported it to the FBI. FBI very interested because of the CSA's federal priors. Director also talked about the CSA's brother when he was a mere fledgling talent manager, back in the day when he was using director's scripts as bait to lure actresses to his own below the barrel, sordid projects. The brother's misconduct with client careers caused a young gay director actor client of the brother to kill himself back in the day. It also drove a A-lister client to drugs.
"CSA": Leah Daniels
Brother: Lee Daniels
Former boyfriend: Billy Hopkins

Award-winning screenwriter/Director: Damon Dash
Agency: Lee Daniels Entertainment
A lister: Wes Bentley

428. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a now defunct almost network hit show was never going to be able to date locally again. Not a chance. And by local, I mean anyone in the entertainment industry on either coast. So, it looks like she went international and out of the industry. This is going to end so badly.

429. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor several months ago received a baby shower gift from an A+ list mostly movie actress ex. It was a picture of herself inscribed with the sentence, "It should have been me." Nicholas Hoult (Bryana Holly)/Jennifer Lawrence

430. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#11**
This A- list rapper lost about a dozen gigs this morning after his most recent performance. No one wants to pay money for some guy who is going to mumble a couple of words and be wasted out of their mind for a national television performance. Think about what he would do or wouldn't do for a local club gig. Travis Scott (NBA Awards)

431. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#12**
There is going to be a war all season long on the set of this loooooong running network hit show. While they were both married, these two co-stars on the show frequently hooked up. They were supposed to both get divorces. One did and the other didn't. Now, the one who did is hooking up with someone new. The one who didn't divorce is actually angry the other person is seeing someone else. Ellen Pompeo/Jesse Williams (Taylor Rooks) ("Grey’s Anatomy")

432. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#13**
This former A- list mostly television actor from back in the day had multiple hit shows on which he starred. Last night, as is the case most nights, if an attractive woman hits on him, he will make it known he is interested even if his girlfriend is standing next to him.

433. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#14**
This former flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress has never lost the diva in her from that brief run of success. She got one look at her suite while out of the country and went back to the lobby and got louder and louder until management caved and gave her the second nicest suite in the place. She wanted that, but the management refused to move the guest who was already in there and paying the rate. The company paying for the stay of the actress was basically just paying the price of a regular hotel room. Sharon Stone (2018 Paris Art and Movie Awards Ceremony At Le Grand Rex In Paris)

434. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#15**
It was not a pleasant sight this weekend. Arrangements were made or thought to be made, but this foreign born dual threat A- list actor who has a superhero franchise did run into that A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family. I think a book could be written about that brief couple of months and the secrets that were thisclose to being exposed on both sides of the equation. Tom Hiddleston/Elizabeth Olsen
("ACE Comic Con")

435. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/26 **#16**
The Landlord: Long story short, this back in the day A- list mostly television actor from a show all of you know and this back in the day B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show who no longer really acts have been landlords of multiple units; The actress wife of the former A- lister was recently added as an owner of the unit. Currently the landlords are trying to sell a unit and are trying to constructively evict at least one tenant by not fixing things that are broken, including the air conditioning in a hot LA summer. They refused to fix the only toilet available for close to a week. Saddest part: the tenant LOVED the former B+ list actor from his hit show, and loved (lower case) the former A- lister from his former show. If anyone had told younger me that someday I'd move to Hollywood and live in their apartment, and they'd attempt to drive me out of my home prematurely (and drive me insane) through constructive eviction, I might've been a little excited (I was a real fan, lol), but I also just wouldn't have believed it.
A list television actor: Adam Brody ("The O.C.")/Leighton Meester
B+ list television actor: Bret Harrison

Which major fashion designer has her staff remove all the correct size labels from her clothes and has her team sew in new tags showing that she is two sizes smaller? She has been doing this so long that now she doesn’t even have to ask. Her team buys what she likes and changes the size tags before she sees anything. At this point, she has started to believe her own lies. She has convinced herself that no matter what she eats (or drinks) it is impossible for her to gain weight! WINK. Donna Karan; Donatella Versace

437. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#1**
With all that is going on in his life, this former A+ list rapper has always had his design line to keep him motivated. Well, he lost one part a couple years back and is now about to lose the other. Despite the noise and buzz, it is a money loser and his deal is set to expire soon and will not be renewed. Kanye West

438. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#2**
I love how this former almost A- list mostly movie actress has turned all zen like and thinks her life will be perfect moving forward. What she doesn't seem to see is that with the exception of two clients who won't ever marry her, everyone else has gone by the wayside and in a few years those clients will be gone. There won't be much demand for her, despite what she is willing to do and she will probably marry some octogenarian who has granddaughter fetishes. Lindsay Lohan

439. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#3**
This website only Kneepads style set has decided to take the side of an accused man because he is the more famous in a he said/she said. Apparently without actual receipts, they prefer the famous over the non famous. Chris Hardwick

440. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#4**
This recently arrested, barely legal to drink kind of a celebrity should probably hope he doesn't get bail. He knows who he hooked up with when he was a teen and their secrets. He knows what he did for them as he grew too old for them to be interested in him any longer. He doesn't have the luxury of going into hiding like the A lister who used him for years when he was in his mid teens.

441. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#5**
It will not be long before the daughter of this A- list reality star from a huge reality franchise is legal. Unlike a different former reality star from the same franchise, she won't turn her daughter out. She is however very interested in letting her pose nude for Playboy and bringing in more cash than the reality star has brought in the past few years.
Show: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Current reality star/daughter: Lisa Rinna (Delilah Belle Hamlin)
Former reality star/daughters: Yolanda Hadid (Gigi and Bella Hadid)

442. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#6**
Surrogate Dad - A Birdie Blind Item: This actor, whose troubles are well known to CDAN readers, is known for disappearing. The first time it happened? On the set of this one movie, just about back in the day. The star, strangely, believed it was a wholesome tale about a boy and his newfound mentor. I guess he didn't look up the book beforehand. Yes, the boy was taken away from him that morning by the "authorities." The star, in real life, went to lunch. I'll bet he has no idea what happened to the boy. You might change the final word of the movie's title to "Clue." Nick Stahl ("Man Without a Face/Clue")

443. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#7**
Despite at least one publicist begging her A+ list client to pull out of a movie, that A+ lister and another still support their abusive director and his casting of an abusive co-star. Old boys club in fill swing. I hope this movie bombs. I hope every reporter has the balls to ask tough questions in every interview. They won't because they like saying, "I talked to so and so the other day," so they can get some good table at an overpriced crap restaurant in town to make them feel like their d**k is bigger than reality. cc: Ariana Grande (Pete Davidson’s penis size)

Movie: "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" (about the Manson murders)
A+ list clients: Leonardo DiCarprio and Brad Pitt
Abusive director: Quentin Tarantino
Abusive co-star: Emile Hirsch

444. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#8**
The End - A Birdie Blind Item: I guess it isn't surprising that this director got it so wrong - the ending, I mean - because it wouldn't be the first time, or last, but he does have a reputation for trying to get to the truth about things. What you saw in the movie was little more than an epilogue. The real end happened, unceremoniously, let alone mysteriously, in a dirty stall of the men's room in this capital city bar. He was an expert drinker, but a novice with this other drug - supplied in this case by a man who was depicted in a famous movie from the same year. His darkest vice? He liked to watch people die, often lacing the special bags with more powerful substances. He checked on the victim several times, taking pictures each time. Finally, the body was found by the man's drinking buddy, and a doctor happened to be present, pronouncing him dead. (You may have already heard him tell his side of the story. A famous model was there too.) Because of the bar's underworld connections, and the country's harsh drug laws at the time, the body was moved to another location - the one in the movie. Bribes were paid to the appropriate authorities - there would be no autopsy - and the man was quickly buried in town.
Movie/director: "The Doors"/Oliver Stone
He: Jim Morrison (Death)
Drinking buddy: Jean de Breiteuil
Famous model: Elizabeth Lariviere

445. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#9**
Apparently this former one year wonder/former beard has given up hope of ever reuniting with her celebrity ex. She is doing some actual old school yachting and having the time of her life. In fact, she thinks she will end up marrying one of her suitors by fall. That is her plan anyway. Olivia Culpo (Danny Amendola)

446. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#10**
Don't believe the hype. The former A list tweener actress turned B+ list adult actress/future porn star despises her probable soon to be ex boss and their feud is one of the reasons the show is going down. There are too many alternatives out there for a channel to have to put up with the feud. The whole thing was a gamble and the gamble failed. Bella Thorne/I. Marlene King ("Famous in Love")

447. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#11**
There is no way, this foreign born A+ list rapper was going out with this A- list mostly movie actress/comic. He only does the stripper and porn star thing where they let him do his crazy fetish thing which is the only way he is able to perform. Plus, the A- lister is a bit of a talker and would spill that fetish in a second. Drake/Tiffany Haddish

448. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#12**
This late night talk show host thought this B+ list mostly television actress who is on a hit network show that requires zero acting was hitting on him before and during the show. So, the married host hit on her hard and was rejected in a second. The actress threatened to tell the wife of the host. Jenna Dewan ("World of Dance")/Jimmy Fallon

449. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#13**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is the front man for a new organization that will make films that show this religious cult in a positive light. John Travolta (Scientology Channel on Directv)

450. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#14**
This former A list tweener with her own show turned take what she can get adult actress recently shared a life event announcement. Things have certainly changed because she rarely wears any type of ring and was even spotted chatting up a guy and passing out her number. Hilary Duff (pregnant)

451. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#15**
Don't believe the words coming out of this foreign born former A+ list singer's mouth. He did, in fact, hook up with this foreign born permanent A+++ lister back in the day. The thing is though, she found him wanting and not a nice person, so dumped him. To make it seem like he was amazing, the singer has changed history to suit his needs. Bryan Adams/Princess Diana

452. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/27 **#16**
Destroy Them: Back in the day this permanent A+++ lister had a ton of money from movies. He started a new venture though and put a ton of his own capital on the line. He thought it would be a massive money maker and he was right, but he was not right in the beginning. Lost to time is the memory that the A+++ lister was competing against an unknown doing the same thing and for much less money. The unknown was imaginative and had groundbreaking ideas. At first, the two spent some time talking, but when the A+++ lister realized his project was inferior, he stopped talking and started plotting the destruction of the other. Our unknown soon had offices broken into and copies of designs stolen and the next thing you know, the same projects would be under construction at the site of the A+++ lister, but just under a different name. Whenever the unknown complained, the A+++ lister would literally send dozens of lawyers after the unknown and dozens of bribed government officials from multiple agencies to try and stop the unknown. He had the wife of the unknown followed and even had her sexually assaulted by a group of men to try and get the unknown from following through on his project. None of it worked. The unknown completed the project and was far superior and a much bigger success than the project of the A+++ lister. It was huge. The whole world took notice and the A+++ lister was having none of it. He arranged for teams to infiltrate the project and damage as much as they could so visitors would get upset and not return. The A+++ lister spent every waking moment focused on taking the unknown down rather than improving his own lackluster product. After almost a decade of spending millions of dollars a year, the A+++ lister finally saw his work come true. The unknown was forced to sell to cover all the mounting debts and liens that the A+++ lister had arranged. At that point, the A+++ lister had the number one project and nobody has ever told the story about how he did everything he could illegally and immorally to make it happen. Now, it is one of the biggest brands in the world and generates billions of dollars in revenue annually.
A+++lister: Walt Disney
New venture: Disney World
Unknown: Glenn Holland ("Santa’s Village")

453. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#1**
Look for the least known of the final three actors up for a role in a huge reboot to be cast. Apparently he is the one most likely to drink the kool aid necessary to get the role and keep the boss happy. The other, two are more well known and don't have any desire to be associated with the cult.
Reboot: "Top Gun 2"
Role: Goose’s son
More well known actors: Nicholas Hoult and Miles Teller

Least known actor: Glen Powell
Boss: Tom Cruise (Scientology)

If you look at the quotes from Glen Powell after it was announced Miles got the role this week, you can tell Glen was shocked he didn't get it. The whole world thought he would get it and told him, and it was because of the reasons above. Interesting.

454. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#2**
As I told you, this former A+ list singer is probably going to be dropped by her label. Also, unless you want the hassle of a refund, I would rethink buying tickets for her upcoming tour. I foresee lots of cancellations or just a tour cancellation in general. No one likes playing places a quarter full. Christina Aguilera

455. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#3**
Five Points - A Birdie Blind Item: In this "alternative religion," the number five is important, largely because of a symbol associated with it. In terms of rituals, there might be five men involved, with the often young victim strapped to a likeness of it - his or head at the bottom point. Other times, it might be a ritual in five parts, carried out by a single adherent. This story involves the latter. In decades past, there was a famous murder, still remembered achingly by many alive at the time. It's strange then to think that the person found to be responsible, but never charged, did not actually commit the crime. Yes, there was a jail house confession, but a certain book tells a different story - the true story. It's author was there at the time. No, not when it took place, but just before this story begins - the first part of the ritual. You might be surprised to learn that it took place in public, at least a place anyone can go, but this type of abduction often does. We'll never know if the victim was lured, or threatened, only that the perp had been spotted in the hours before at the same location, trying to "pick up" young people of one sex. (So now you know the second part, and even the third - both of which are the most heartbreaking.) As for the fourth and fifth, these are the ones that came to most characterize the perp - especially the final one. You see, while we may never know if this was his first murder, it certainly wasn't his last. How do we know he was a true believer? A jail house confession, of course. That's what got him killed. Adam Walsh/Jeffrey Dahmer

456. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#4**
This A+ list singer keeps fiddling with the numbers to make her tour look way better than it is actually doing. Hundreds, if not thousands of free tickets are being given away for each show to keep those reporting numbers to Pollstar close to 100%. Taylor Swift

457. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#5**
This streaming service is getting heat over a child p*rn scene in a recent film. Netflix

458. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#6**
Don't believe the hype. This former A list NFL player turned meh player who probably won't get a job split with the former celebrity turned actress on shows you have never watched because she wanted exclusive and he didn't. He also wanted threesomes every night and she didn't. Victor Cruz/Karrueche Tran

459. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#7**
If you watch that long running quiz show today, you may see a CDAN reader/future Dancing Boy character in that franchise.

460. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
At this point, I'm pretty sure this foreign born former A list singer turned reality judge/lover of coke/lover of kinky sex would be willing to put herself up on stage with some holograms. She needs the money from a tour and is really getting impatient. Mel B ("Spice Girls")

461. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#9**
Why yes, that was one of the sons in this never ending reality family getting orally serviced in a Target bathroom by another man. I'm guessing he will never come out. "The Duggars"

462. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#10**
This former reality star from a show all of you know doesn't want the public to know about his romance so always denies it when asked by reporters. The serial cheater likes to keep his options open. Nick Viall/Rumer Willis

463. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#11**
Dancing Boy Blind Item: Here's a fun one (not a blind I mean, but it will be incorporated into one): which controversial but famous psychic predicted, on tape, my success in entertainment, followed by her own son? She's now deceased, and appeared very frequently on a certain talk show. It's kind of a weird thing - she is maybe known most for a couple high profile fails - but the first thing she asked me about was my "artistic or entertainment" pursuits, that they would in time "go great guns." She told me I had an "aesthetic" theme (that was her thing: life themes). If I can find the tape, I may incorporate audio into it. I know I still have the son's, but his, while along the same lines, isn't as good. Sylvia Browne ("The Montel Williams Show")/son Christopher Dufresne

464. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#12**
This A list mostly action movie actor has been on a self styled tour as of late. Apparently, it is really just a way for him to find new women to have sex with in every town he visits. Channing Tatum (vodka)

465. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#13**
This very rich, sometime celebrity has been forcing his girlfriend to watch him while he spends time with women who are yachting. She seems to be willing to put up with it because of the money. James Packer (Kylie Lim)

466. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#14**
A former partner/employee of this former A+ list mostly movie actress is playing with fire. She has been leaking information about the actress to a tabloid. She wants the actress to know about it and write a long promised check to the partner or damaging information will be forthcoming. Tracy Anderson/Gwyneth Paltrow

467. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#15**
The offspring of this permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner makes his living making and selling child porn to a certain group of religious officials here in Southern California. Apparently the feds are closing in and I'm sure the actor will disavow any knowledge, but he knows.

468. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#16**
Trump Card - A Birdie Blind Item: At the center of this story is a former, mid-century child actor. Several decades later, he was accused by three young male actors of molesting them in his capacity as mentor/coach. Why was he never prosecuted? He had a trump card: his own abuse, back then, by a major industry figure/founder. It was never a question of if, but how much, as far as this subsequent figure (at the time) was concerned. He was there to protect the legacy of the accused, and the many, many people who benefited from it. In fact, a renaissance was in full gear. He wouldn't see that scuttled by some "nut case" with "multiple personalities." This is to say: if you listen to his side of the story, none of it ever happened, or if it did the boys probably enjoyed it. As far as he was concerned, the former actor, and the boys were members of a certain underworld organization. It may or may not be fictional, but only men of a certain type are eligible for membership - he talked about it often, and in public. Some people thought him daft. In any event, he believed that the actor - who had seen better times - was willing to face the worst kind of allegations just for a cut of the money. I'm not sure who you'll believe, but if you look at the reason the actor became a former actor, basically, and ironically who is responsible, you may be inclined to believe the boys (all now in their thirties or forties).

Actor: Tommy Kirk
Major industry figure/founder: Merv Griffin
Underworld organization: Velvet

469. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#1**
That didn't take long. This Housewife is back on the booze train and maybe some other trains too. Luann de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")

470. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#2**
They could never prove it and have never said anything publicly, but their suspicions about the crime led this reality family to sever their long long time ties to an employee. Joyce Bonelli ("The Kardashians")

471. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#3**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood: This late comedic actor who peaked in the 1960’s when he played a very popular character on a very popular TV show and also starred in movies was known for both his delivery and physical appearance. He was also surprisingly quite the ladies man especially after he divorced his first wife and was single. What is not publicly known is that in addition to the children he had with his wife, he sired a daughter in the late 60’s with one of his paramours. She has only recently discovered the identity of her famous father and is planning to write a book. Don Knotts

472. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#4**
This former A+ list singer turned full time child molester apparently gave a 14 year old $300 all in one dollar bills. Three stacks all taped together and she thought she was rich. She says she not only was raped by the singer for an entire weekend late last winter, but also was forced to be with five or six other men and three or four other "women," the oldest of which was 19. After the weekend she was kicked out of the house where everyone was staying. She tried to text and DM, but never heard anything. Two months later, she found out she was pregnant. She was told to meet at a hotel. At the hotel, she was forced to take a pregnancy test in front of a man she had never seen. She was then taken directly to a clinic to get an abortion and was not given any choice. After the abortion, she was taken back to that hotel and was given another stack of three hundred dollars. The man left and no one has contacted her since. R. Kelly

473. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#5**
This hopefully on the mend NFL player who is A+ list when healthy is spending a lot of time during his recovery hooking up with that celebrity turned porn star. Hey, at least he doesn't have to pay every time any longer.

474. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#6**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort lost out on a billionaire to this much younger foreign born former underage escort turned model/sometime designer who is worth millions from escorting in her underage years. She is also apparently authentic in her religious beliefs and not just for money like our former actress. Lindsay Lohan/Zahia Dehar

475. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#7**
Our favorite closeted wannabe reality star with the reality star friends is debating whether or not he wants to come out. Apparently if he does, he can land a show, otherwise he will be still clinging to the reality stars like Lance Bass clings to the hopes of an NSYNC reunion. Jonathan Cheban

476. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#8**
It is well known that this female politician who is being talked about as a possible future president started her career by having a relationship with a married senior politician in her state. For this, she was appointed to a number of part-time boards with hefty salaries. What isn’t so well known is the senior politician she had an affair with used to take her to swinger parties which were basically glorified orgies where she would engage in sex with large numbers of men and women. What not even she knows is there are compromising pictures of her at these orgies which is why senior leaders from her party are quietly trying to discourage her presidential ambitions and the leader of the other party, the current president, is very excited about running against her, her being her party’s nominee. Kamala Harris (Willie Brown)

477. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#9**
The accusations of sexual assault are piling up against this former A list teen actor turned activist. At some point, he is going to have to address all of this. Apparently there is about to be a lawsuit filed against him which will force his hand on responding. Corey Feldman

478. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#10**
This former A+ list tweener is a closeted bisexual. This week, he got orally serviced by a barely legal male singer who is hoping the former A+ list tweener will mentor him.

479. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actor who sounds like a long distance psychic, had his significant other take a turn as a stripper at a strip club to see if other guys would be interested in her. Miles Teller/Keleigh Sperry

480. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#12**
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor turned A- lister/frequent nudist is hooking up with a Love Island star instead of his singer significant other. Orlando Bloom/Katy Perry

481. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#13**
This permanent A list singer from a permanent A list group had child porn images on his phone. The person only saw them for a few seconds, but says that it looked as if they were taken by the phone and not downloaded to it.

482. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#14**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner at least had the good sense to lead the bottle waitress out of the crowded VIP area and to the less crowded VIP bathroom before having sex with her. If he is going out with the actress all of you know, I don't think she would be too happy. Jamie Foxx/Katie Holmes

483. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#15**
A Dancing Boy Blind: Under wraps for now but I've got an altogether new and different kind of dancing boy blind in the works. Yes, it's about dancing boys, but it's also about...millennials - specifically two. One is a friend of mine (he went to the college - at the same time/knows Jordan Peele - and is an accomplished YA writer), and the other is someone everyone will know, this person's childhood friend (who is a famous or I should say infamous convert to a certain religion, and tried to have my friend recruited as a dancing boy). The clue is a certain country, where the second person was unexpectedly found/caught. As to the name of the writer (he's a cute little 30-something mouseypants), his first name is the last name of a fading conservative icon who wrote multiple best selling books about virtue but had a secret vice associated with this city in the west. His last name is the same as an early president, known for losing our first war.

Friend: Bennett Madison (Sarah Lawrence College)
Childhood friend: John Walker Lindh

484. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/29 **#16**
The Secret Guests - A Dancing Boy Blind Item: Unlike this other person, I can't say that I "stole his lips and his halo." But he did smile at me, and snap my picture backstage at this show on April 20, 1990 - I was sixteen. He and his band mate were (could you even make this up?) the secret guests at a concert. It was held at a venue in a prefab Maryland city built by my friend Lou's grandfather. (One of his other grandsons is this actor who at the time I first met him had shaved his head for an upcoming movie role about a certain kind of radicals. Who was he dating at the time? The widow of the generational icon. More about him/them later...) My parents, it turns out, promoted this show (spoiler alert: it rained). So I had a backstage pass, which gave me the opportunity to observe fascinating goings on, such as the blond half of the female folk duo tying her shoes, and the singer of a certain band referenced above drinking a diet coke. He was mostly taking pictures of his musician friends, so it surprised and embarrassed me when he turned the camera on me. I was too shy to ask for an autograph. How do you know he/they were there? There is a tape, of course - and it's online. It was one of the very few times the singer performed his vocal parts live with these two other acts. Update: I guess you don't need to find the audio (unless you're so inclined - the quality isn't great) because the band (the big one, I mean) mention this show on their Facebook page. (And they're right: none of it is on youtube. It wasn't, however, a lovely day - as they suggest. The people on the lawn behind the seats got soaked. A certain British electric folk singer, who played guitar in this case on the band's fourth lp eco-themed song, dedicated his set to them. True to his m/o as a songwriter, I guess he could see outside the bubble.)

Event: Earth Day
Actor: Ed Norton (grandfather James Rouse)
Widow of the generational icon: Courtney Love (Kurt Cobain)
Blond half of female folk duo: Emily Saliers ("Indigo Girls")
Secret guests: Michael Stipe/R.E.M.
British electric folk singer: Billy Bragg

485. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#1**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood: There have never been any pedophile or metoo type accusations against this closeted actor either during his life or in the years since he passed away. However, among his belongings after his death was found a large collection of child pornography featuring little boys - both photos and reel to reel film. This actor’s career spanned the studio system as well as its end and to starting off as a child actor to being a male lead to becoming a character actor and appearing on TV. He also held elective office in a very powerful actors group. This has nothing to do with his arrest by the FBI in the 1970’s. Roddy McDowall (Board of Governors of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences) (pirating films)

486. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#2**
Reader Blind Item: It would be one of the biggest stories of all time if this comedian/actor/performance artist whose influence on comedy and culture has proven to be deep revealed he was alive. It would certainly be in keeping with the kind of performance pranks he did when he was in the limelight. However, he is happy living simply and anonymously in Asia pursuing a life devoted to spirituality, yoga, and meditation. The one thing that preys on his mind however is meeting the daughter that was given up for adoption as a teenager. He is in touch with a family member about this. Andy Kaufman

487. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#3**
Reader Blind Item: This foreign born A++ list athlete in his corner of the sports world is probably permanent A++ list. He has been running scared of late as two things have shed unwanted attention on how he reached the top. A fictional novel that came out last year that had a character based on him and a hack of his medical records by a wikileaks type group both make the same accusation - That he has seriously abused performance enhancing drugs throughout his entire career from a young age and the establishment of his sport has turned a blind eye to it. Two things that always made people suspicious - His superhuman ability to bounce back from injuries very quickly and his defined muscular frame which is more like a professional bodybuilder than athletes from this sport. Rafael Nadal ("Trophy Son")

488. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#4**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood: This permanently A list immediately recognizable Oscar winning actor was not a good person. He was a bully, a blowhard, and a racist. He was also a coward who dodged military service in World War II. In the early 1960’s, he received his comeuppance while working on a movie with this also recognizable Oscar winning actor who's war record in the Pacific theatre is the stuff of legend. One of the few men in his company to survive combat, he was gravely injured and received several decorations and is buried in Arlington National Cemetery. The director on this movie was also a multiple Oscar winner and also had distinguished military service including a purple heart. The war hero actor and the director spent the whole time on set mocking the war record or lack of one of the blowhard actor but he couldn’t do anything as either man would have easily beaten the crap out of him. Phony tough guy meets real life tough guys.

Movie: "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"
Draft dodger: John Wayne
War Hero: Lee Marvin
Director: John Ford

489. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#5**
+- / A Dancing Boy Blind Item: This one is a certain boy wizard and his one-time co-star. The breakout part was on a place-named drama. Here it is: Some of his friends are worried about this A list child actor turned adult actor, known mostly for movies. Because of his own abuse, no doubt, he's been acting out, stripping and dancing naked at parties in LA, New York, and the capital city of his native country. (Just think of that one role in a different medium.) Hosts know now to keep the curtains drawn because of the paps, and have instituted a two drink limit for him. Who told me? This other actor, who is his peer and one time co-star. (He reached me through my agent, who my forthcoming director helped me to sign with. A certain novelist/screenwriter played a role too - they're all with this one agency - as he's likely to present the forward in "the Dancing Boy: A Hollywood Story" [it's kind of in the form of a book, with front matter, the body, and end matter]. Given our parallel life experiences - growing up in the same world, basically, and attending rival schools and similar colleges [he had a sometimes abusive father too], not to mention writing about sometimes similar themes [albeit in a different way] - he's given me a nickname: **** Jr.) He contacted me because of similar experiences we had. Interesting not just the semi-nudity of his big role in this independent drama, but the fact that his character seems actually to want what happens to him. Both actors are 80s born.

Boy wizard: Daniel Radcliffe ("Harry Potter")
Big role in this independent drama: "Equus"
Co-star: Robert Pattinson ("Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire")
Certain novelist/screenwriter: Bret Easton Ellis
Agency: Curtis Brown Agency

490. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#6**
Reader Blind Item - Old Hollywood - Kindness: This actor had a distinguished career – Oscar winner, commercial pitchman and a popular tv series in the 1970’s where he was paired with another Oscar winner who is the son of a permanent A list actor. This actor never forgot his blue collar upbringing in a Midwestern industrial city and did many charitable endeavors aimed at making life better in his hometown. Chief among them is the scholarship fund for disadvantaged kids to go to college which still exists to this day. He did not seek publicity at all for these acts of charity although he does mention them briefly in his autobiography.
Actor: Karl Malden
TV series: "The Streets of San Francisco"
Co-star: Michael Douglas (Kirk Douglas)

Scholarship fund: Karl Malden Theater Scholarship

491. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#7**
Reader Blind Item: A tale of two comedic actors, one deceased and one living, who never worked together and as far as I can tell did not know other but had four things in common….
1. Both were the first of an ensemble cast on long running shows (one show still running) to become stars and it is widely agreed that as a result both left their respective shows too quickly as neither was able to duplicate their initial success either in TV (deceased actor) or movies and later tv (living actor).
2. Both are tall, over six feet
3. Both come from wealthy old money families with family trees that include both business and political leaders.

4. Both have been mentioned recently in relation to various #metoo transgressions
The accusations against the deceased actor are shocking as his persona was of an amiable bumbler, often an incompetent authority figure. However, during his run on the high rated show that made him famous in the day he was notoriously handsy and also was accused of unwanted kissing and even full on sexual assault by two female crew members. The living actor has a reputation as kind of a jerk and in his first two marriages as well as other relationships he is rumored to have been physically abusive (primarily with his fists). As he has been happily married for several decades, he has blamed this on his drug abuse at the time and credits rehab for changing him.

Dead actor: McLean Stevenson (6’ 3") ("M*A*S*H")
Living actor: Chevy Chase ("Saturday Night Live") (6' 4")
(abused as a child)

492. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#8**
Reader Blind Item: This politician who currently holds a key cabinet type position is using her connections to help the family business which is weapons dealing. The family primarily uses the weapons to arm a separatist movement. Betsy DeVos (brother Erik Prince "Blackwater USA")

493. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#9**
Before getting married, this A- list mostly television actress from a long running hit series, should really ask her boyfriend what he did two weekends ago. You know, when he was sucking on the breasts of that stripper. Kaley Cuoco/Karl Cook

494. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#10**
As predicted, and almost to the day, this foreign born A list model/wannabe actress is yachting. She has taken photos with her sponsor but so far, she has only released solo shots. Apparently the A+ list mostly movie actor she calls her boyfriend doesn't care. I wonder why that is. Hmmmmm. Irina Shayk (Bradley Cooper)

495. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#11**
This former A+/A list mostly movie actress who no longer acts stays not only in a separate room while traveling with her husband, but also a separate floor. It is better when she wants to hook up with other men. Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden

496. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#12**
As I have been telling you for months, the significant other of this current A+ list rapper has impregnated multiple women. Apparently our rapper discovered this for the first time yesterday. Perhaps she should read the blinds. Cardi B/Offset

497. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#13**
Crazy tour 2018 continues as this former A list singer back in the day hooked up with her married significant other in a courtroom bathroom. Sandra Denton/Pepa ("Salt-n-Pepa")/Aundre Dean

498. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#14**
This A/A- list mostly comic movie actress needs rehab but her people are telling her she is fine and that she can just get some coaching if she wants. They don't want the money train to stop. If she keeps going like this, she will be dead. Amy Schumer

499. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/30 **#15**
Reader Blind Item: This never married presidential adviser who once occupied one of the highest positions in government is deeply closeted. However, as she is now semi-retired and is in a relationship with a partner she really loves, she is exploring ways to come out. If she can accomplish this in a way that minimizes any damage to her family and her legacy, it could happen very soon. Condoleezza Rice (Stanford University professor Coit D. Blacker)

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Last updated:  November 18, 2020