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Guess which B list model is shocked at her inability to book other movies? 'Her and her friends cannot believe it,' says the source. 'Her agent fully understands why. She can't act!' Kate Upton; Emily Ratajkowski

I guess what goes around comes around as this former A list athlete who is probably retiring and is a home wrecker is being cheated on by her athlete boyfriend who was part of the home wrecking. Ronda Rousey/Travis Browne

This A/A- list very smart model lost her cool when a pap kept taunting her about her Oscar dress and how the Goopster had worn it five years earlier. Karlie Kloss

This now former A- list mostly television actress from a cable show which saw better days a couple seasons ago in a different place looks a decade younger and it is not just because of some recent plastic surgery. She says she can breathe again after getting away from her co-star. Connie Britton/Hayden Panettiere
(‘Nashville’: Hayden Panettiere Apologized To Connie Britton For Being A ‘Diva’)

This former late night actor turned mostly movie actor is cheating on his actress significant other again. I don’t understand why she stays. Jason Sudeikis/Olivia Wilde

It is going to be pretty tough to win that network reality show for this back in the day somebody when you are still doing lines of coke every day after rehearsal. Chris Kattan/"Saturday Night Live" ("Dancing With the Stars") (and then a short time later, he was gone)

Her relationship hit the skids when she cheated with her co-star, but now this recent Academy Award nominated/winning actress has been dumped by the co-star. So, all of that worked out well. Michelle Williams (Jonathan Safran Foer)/Casey Affleck

Let me see if I can keep this all straight. This married barely relevant celebrity is ticked off because the rapper she cheated with on her former A list husband with is now hooking up with a female A list rapper who has been repeatedly trolled the past week. Larsa Pippen/Future/Nicki Minaj
(twitter war with Remy Ma)

Is she or is she not pregnant. This foreign born A+ list singer told some friends she was about 10 weeks pregnant, but then was spotted the next night drinking champagne and other booze. She did lay off the weed though which is not her tendency. Rihanna

These two married former co-stars on a network show where one co-star still works hooked up with each other when he recently came to the set to visit. Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni ("Law & Order: Special Victims Unit")

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/01 **#10**
Our former Disney actress turned future porn star thinks a "love triangle" is going to be the best story line she has been able to deliver. The fact that she can rub some dirt in the face of a reality star she hates just makes it all the better for her. Bella Thorne/Chandler Parsons/Savannah Chrisley

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/01 **#11**
This permanent A list singer is not being dropped by her label but she is unwisely thinking about dropping them because she thinks they are not supporting her. Honestly, they would probably be glad to be rid of her. Mariah Carey

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/01 **#12**
This superhero movie will probably bomb. I hope it doesn’t, but the buzz has not been good. In any event, the ever present bodyguard of the foreign born A- list mostly movie actress set to star in it, accidentally dropped his gun while his charges were shopping. The people around him in the store freaked out a bit to see a guy with a gun. Gal Gadot ("Wonder Woman")

14. BOSSIP 03/02
Not since Jason Kidd gave Jim Jackson them hands over Toni Braxton have we been this amused by a sports rumor… This one is kinda juicy. It involves a veteran player whose absence from a game early this year made it into headlines. One of his teammates told press he was okay, but we hear he couldn’t make it because he was in another STATE! Our sources tell us the missing player made a last-minute decision to fly to his hometown where the whole city was buzzing over his babymama being boo’ed up with another baller from a rival team at a Sunday night hotspot. We hear Mr. Missing In Action flew all the way home to confront his son’s mom when he learned she’d been spotted holding hands and kissing one of the NBA’s most eligible bachelors — in town for a game Tuesday. The irony is the player is not currently in a relationship with his son’s mother… Derrick Rose (New York Knicks)/Mieka Reese

15. POPBITCH 03/02
(British blog) Which female reality star is enjoying the renewed interest in her life and all the money that the resulting pap shots are bringing in? She should be careful about showing off the new "civilian" boyfriend too much though – in case any of the press catch wise that he's a well-known local drug dealer.
Lauren Googder ("TOWIE")/Joey Morrison

Apparently these two celebrity offspring models think they are more popular than they really are. Each of them has three bodyguards while traveling overseas that they make the companies that hire them pay for. Here in the US, they have no one because no one will pay for it for them. Bella and Gigi Hadid

Back in the day, no matter how rich the guy was, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee would have dumped a guy she was with if he got another woman pregnant. Not the case any longer though because, for now at least, she remains married to her husband. Salma Hayek/Francois-Henri Pinault

Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress turned A- lister who is a celebrity offspring could not pass a drug test right now to save her life and we aren’t talking about pot either. Plus, she will do anything to avoid talking about her social life so look for her to write a big check to make things go away. Kate Hudson (Ex Chris Robinson Files to Reopen Child Custody Agreement Over 13-Year-Old Son Ryder)

It was just one night and it was out of the country, but this married A+ list mostly movie actress has no idea what is about to come her way and tabloids overseas are already buzzing about photos of the night she hooked up with a guy. Reese Witherspoon (New Zealand)

I don’t think anyone was all that shocked that the boyfriend of this former A+ list tweener turned adult singer took the virginity of the sister of the former tweener. I mean, yes, she is still underage, but this family is all kinds of strange about men with their young daughters. Miley Cyrus/sister Noah (17)/Liam Hemsworth

The other day I told you about this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress you all know agreeing to only interact with fans long enough for the studio to get photos of her interacting and then she blew them off. Yesterday, she told an entire group of fans that had been waiting for hours to see the former franchise actress that they should all f**k off. THIS is why the studios dislike her. She is constantly trying to tick off the people that buy her tickets. Emma Watson ("Beauty and the Beast")

This celebrity offspring is probably a C+ list actor. His parents are permanent A listers in their respective fields. His mother told him he shouldn’t come out of the closet, despite what she would probably tell someone not her child. She thinks it will ruin his relationship with his father so he has doubled down on the fake girlfriend. Patrick Schwarzenegger/Abby Champion (Arnold Schwarzenegger/Maria Shriver)

This former B+ list pay cable actress from an iconic show is probably hoping for a reunion to boost her bank account. She is really going to need it if her long time partner finds out about the guy she is seeing. Our actress doesn’t consider it cheating because it is a guy. Cynthia Nixon (Christine Marinoni) ("Sex and the City")

Look out in the next week for this Victoria’s Secret model and her actress girlfriend to be "caught" outside looking as if they are having sex by a pap. The model is thirsty for attention and knows it would be a great way to get it. Stella Maxwell/Kristen Stewart

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/02 **#10**
That affair this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress with a now ended long long running franchise had at the end of her marriage has ended up in splitsville. Apparently she didn’t want the world to know she was dating her stylist. He wasn’t fine being in the shadows any longer, so buh bye. Kate Beckinsale ("Underworld")

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/02 **#11**
This Instagram personality/wannabe model/former Catfish star is about 1/3 the age of this former A+ list singer who had one big hit five decades ago and has been living off the fame ever since she is now engaged to. Good luck to her being with the abusive racist. Should turn out well. Paris Dylan/Don McLean

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/02 **#12**
Much like the person she is replacing, this A- lister doesn’t care who is writing the check, just as long as it is big and clears. Our A- list singer talks a big game about gay rights, but as part of the big payday can’t say anything negative which might relate back to the event she is playing for the check. In other words, until after she plays, she probably won’t say anything. Beyonce/Lady GaGa/Coachella

When this mostly retired actress split from her A list significant other, she was forced to return to acting to pay the bills and lawyer fees. 'She gave the job up to raise the kids,' says the source, 'but her ex is being difficult regarding cash, so she needs to make her own income and downsize until a settlement is hammered out.' Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

Lisa Kudrow has dished on some hot "Friends" gossip while making the rounds promoting her new film, "Table 19." On last night’s episode of "Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen," a fan called in to ask the actress about the worst behavior she’d experienced from a guest star on the hit sitcom. "The worst behavior just off the top of my head?" Kudrow replied. "I rehearsed without makeup most of the week and then on show night I’m in hair and makeup and I was told, ‘Oh, wow, now you’re’ — can I say it? ? ‘now you’re f**kable.’" "That’s bad behavior, I say," she told host Cohen and fellow guest Jennifer Beals. When Beals asked if Kudrow retaliated, the actress said she told Matt LeBlanc about the comment because "he’s like a big brother." Unfortunately, the Phoebe Buffay actress didn’t name any names, leaving us to ponder the possible suspects. She did, however, later reveal that it was not Charlie Sheen, so you can cross him off the list.
Michael Rapaport; Sean Penn; Alec Baldwin

Here's a problem we'd only encounter in the modern era! Network executives (and a few of the producers) on this A list show aren't happy with appearance of one of the actresses on the show. 'In the live feedback (Twitter, Facebook etc) of episodes, several people have noticed a consistent stream of comments focusing in on [name omitted]'s face,' says the source. 'You can see why this would rub some of the creative minds the wrong way.' How do they hope to solve the problem? 'A talk with her agent.'

This A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award nominee broke down crying for an hour after her latest film screening complaining about how lonely she is.
Jessica Chastain ("Miss Sloane" Paris Premiere At UGC Normandy)

This kind of feel like she is coming out of the closet foreign born A- list rapper and this deeply buried in the closet A- list married female singer recently hooked up. Nicki Minaj/Alicia Keys

Apparently his days of monogamy and celibacy are behind this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has an action franchise which can bring him up to A. On the set of his new movie he has had sex with a different woman each day of filming. They stay all day on set in his trailer having sex with him and then a new one appears the next day. Keanu Reeves ("John Wick: Chapter 2")

After losing multiple wedding rings over the years from hiding them in his pocket, this mini me Ryan Seacrest wannabe has a little box he puts it into before hiding it in his pants. Wonder how many women he has slept with now also have a wedding ring in their possession. Mario Lopez

There is talk that this actress/pro beard is taking a multiple month long vacation away from her closeted NFL boyfriend. Whether it leads to a permanent split, no one knows yet. Olivia Munn/Aaron Rodgers

At one point in time this A- list mostly television actor had a couple year run as an A list movie actor. He did a lot of his own stunts then and now sits on set of his network tv show and pops pain pills all day long. By the end of the day he is one oxy loaded dude. Ray Liotta

Another day, another woman this foreign born A- list dual threat actress sleeps with while telling her celebrity girlfriend she is being faithful. Ruby Rose/Jessica Origliasso

This married permanent A/A+ list mostly movie actor spends a lot of time hanging around this young stage actress because he likes to make sure she is only sleeping with him even though he is married and also sleeps with other women.

This former vampire is slowly being replaced as the face of this designer by the celebrity offspring of an A list mostly movie actor who might get A+ list back if the latest installment of his franchise does well. As a result of this replacement, our actress trash talks the offspring all the time and is really burning some bridges.
Designer: Karl Lagerfeld/"Chanel"
Vampire: Kristen Stewart
Replacement: Lily-Rose Depp

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/04 **#10**
This former actor/host is now pretty much a full-time political pundit. He is also being accused of being a child molester.

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/03 **#11**
How do you keep the paps and tabloids interested in you? Well, if you are this foreign born A list mostly movie actor and his actress wife, you start putting your kids in front of the cameras too. They used to say that was a line they wouldn’t cross. Not any longer. Call the paps and let them know when they are out with the kids and try and land some more tabloid covers. Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/03 **#12**
The studio bosses were ticked beyond belief last night. Raging. The dress this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress was supposed to wear to a premiere had been picked out for months. They were going to use it in promotions and press. She blew the dress off though and did her own thing. Emma Watson ("Beauty and the Beast")

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/03 **#13**
"Go, go, go. Get the f**k out of here right now." I had just watched JG run across Vine’s multiple lanes of traffic at a full sprint. He was alternatively looking back over his shoulder from the bar where he had been to me, sitting in the driver seat of a car belonging to an actress currently asleep in the back. What JG was not doing while running across the street was looking out for any of the cars using the street. There was no honking. There were a lot of slammed brakes and strange looks. The way he was running, they probably thought he robbed the club. Nope, but it turns out he had robbed someone inside the club. "Seriously, we need to get the f**k out of here right now," JG said as he looked past me at the club door. Never wanting to be an escape driver, I still managed to understand the need to get out of there and ask questions later so pulled away from the curb and into traffic. Nothing crazy, but I could feel myself shaking. What had happened? Meanwhile, in the backseat, I heard "Did you get it?" The voice didn’t belong to the owner of the car, but another actress who was seated behind the passenger seat and was wide awake. Let us call her RG (Brittany Murphy). At that particular point in time, she was the highest on the list in that car. She was probably A- list. Mostly movies. All of you know her. Honestly, you know who JG (Brad Renfro) is and the actress sleeping behind me in the car too. Let’s call her DD (Thora Birch). JG turned to face RG and held up multiple glassine bags, each about the size of half a finger, and each filled with powder. In the rearview mirror, looking to see if we were being chased, I saw the eyes of RG light up and her tongue quickly lick her lips as JG handed her a few of the bags. As JG took a glance out of the back and side, I asked him why we had to get out of there so quickly. "I punched the f**ker in the face and grabbed the stuff." "Wait, what? Why did you do that," I asked. "We were in the bathroom and he was showing me the stuff and I just decided that I didn’t want to pay so took it from him instead." "And you think you can get away with it?" "Hell yes. I’m a mother f**king movie star man." After he said that he rolled down the window and screamed it to some people on the corner of Sunset & Vine who all yelled back. JG was in his element. This was not where I expected to be four hours earlier.

The original plan for the night was for a dinner with me, ZX (Dominique Swain) (look it up), JG and probably DD, but that was not a given. The original plan lasted about as long as it took for ZX (who I love to this day) to say she had a fitting and would meet up with us at the restaurant. Have you been in a situation where you are only friends with someone through someone else. It is not like you would ever hang out if the other person wasn’t around. That was me and JG. We knew each other through ZX. We hung out a couple of times but he was not someone I was going to ever seek out on my own. But, there we were, two guys at a restaurant trying to make the most of it waiting for ZX, who never did show. Someone who did show was DD though. I was kind of surprised. I actually met DD through JG because they had worked together ("Ghost World"). Everyone was at some party together and DD and I ended up talking a lot that night about Hollywood history. Apparently she was a fan. When I met her, she was already on the beginning of a downward slide. She had ticked off too many people too many times and was a craft before commercial kind of person which made things even worse. At one point, she was probably considered to be someone who would be A list for a long time. For whatever reason, she and her management team just really rubbed people the wrong way. I was glad to see her and JG was too. I think DD was just excited about being out of the house and doing something fun. You never saw her out. Literally within moments of her being seated, JG was asking about one of DD’s former co-stars who also happened to be a former co-star of JG. Whenever you would spend more than 30 minutes with JG he loved to share with everyone the fact he hooked up with that co-star. She is just about A+ list today. Back when this all happened, she was B+. Let us call her LT (Scarlett Johansson). At that point in time, I probably knew her better than either of the two at the table, but there was no way I was going to say anything. See, JG was a little obsessive about LT and was basically always a phone call or e-mail away from a restraining order when it came to her. If he knew I had any contact with her, he would literally hound me for hours, if not days for her new phone number. I’m not talking about the every so often asking for it. I’m talking about 24/7 bugging me about it in a way that I can only describe as the same way he would chase down his drugs every day. Just determination. If I remember correctly, I think the waitress had just come over to take our drink orders and was talking to DD because they had worked on something. At that moment, RG walked by on her way to the bathroom and saw JG and made a beeline to him and whispered in his ear. He reached into his pocket and handed her something I couldn’t see. She kissed him on the cheek and walked back towards the bathroom. It was when RG emerged from the bathroom that the night changed like no other night I had experienced or have since began.
Drinks had arrived and as they were being placed on the table, RG came back from the bathroom and sat down in an empty chair next to JG. Up until that minute I had never met RG. I knew who she was of course. I knew she partied, but didn’t realize she was up to the point where she was grabbing vials of coke from fellow actors to snort in a restaurant bathroom. I hadn’t seen what JG had handed her when she went in, but when RG set the empty one down on the table, I got a good look. So did the tables next to us. Even though she was A- list at the time, her latest movie had bombed ("Little Black Book") and was the first theatre released movie she had done in about a year. Looking at her up close, I could see she was doing a lot more than a little partying. From a distance she looked decent but when you got a good look at her you saw her hair had not been washed in a while and her fingers were stained, probably from crack. She was bone thin and her skin was so pale that it made the bright red lipstick on her lips look even more stark. Her hair was a variety of blonde shades that probably changed with each mood shift. I remember she was wearing a white dress covered with large flowers and a v neck opening. More white is not what she needed. Every few seconds she would lean over to JG and invariably her bare breast would fall out and a little over half the time she would place it back inside her dress when she sat back up. She was falling apart. It was probably two years earlier ("8 Mile") that she could have booked a bunch of nice 100M movies. Instead, she was more interested in having fun and her career spiraled. Down. It occurred to me at some point in the first ten minutes of her joining us that this table where I was seated included a lot of could have beens and should have beens. I’m not leaving myself out of that conversation, but at the table were three people who all at one point had been tipped as the next big thing. They each had a shot at fame and at that point of time, by their own actions, whether it be being difficult or being too involved in partying, they had sent their careers in a tailspin. JG and DD were both living off the fame from a movie ("Ghost World"), while good, had not made a ton of money when it was released three years earlier. JG’s last movie had been two years earlier and sucked. I say that despite the fact I had a half dozen friends who ("Tart") were in it. JG was living off fame he achieved as a kid ("The Client"). ON his own, as an adult actor, he was not making it. If he didn’t change something in his life, he was going to keep landing independent movies with budgets that progressively got smaller until he finally ended up doing a regular job and would probably tell stories at work about what a big shot he used to be and how he once hooked up with LT. 1. What to say about her. Unlike most people who came into contact with her, I actually liked her. As I said before we shared a love of Hollywood history. She was smart and sarcastic and was good at talking smack. Her last movie had been released a month or so earlier and it did manage to crack the $1M barrier. Barely. So, yeah, a big bomb. That was her first movie in three years. She too was living off that movie from three years earlier ("Lost in Translation") which is talked about a lot even to this day, but didn’t make much money. When she was a kid she was involved in some good, money making movies. All the way through her tween and late teen years it was a nice and steady career. Then, out of nowhere came the movie that made her career. Suddenly everyone knew her. She didn’t enjoy that. It did allow her to pick what movies she wanted to do and she made a few bad choices in a row. To her credit, one of the movies she made was supposed to be huge and flopped. A three movie losing streak for someone in her position combined with a perception of being difficult iced her out. Because I actually liked her, I felt sorry for her. She is a good actress. Over the years though, that perception has ruled the day to the point where she is probably C+ list and is only that high because of her history. Her history also is her curse. I think if she could go back in time she would not have been in the movie that made her a household name. Even just a few years removed from it at that table, I think she would have made that choice. Her choice that night was to drink. A lot. We were 20 minutes in and she was on drink 3 and had brought one from the bar to the table. I was actually interested to see if she was going to be a sweet drunk or angry drunk and what she was thinking. DD and I were seated next to each other. She was on my left and I was turned towards her talking when I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Just a flash. That flash turned into a chair hitting the floor and JG yelling out, "What the f**k is your problem?" "You shoving your tongue down my girlfriend’s throat is my problem a**hole." Those words were spoken by a guy all of you know. He is actually the one who is really an a-hole, but in that situation at that time, I will admit that JG was being the a-hole. I hadn’t even noticed JG groping and making out with RG. Honestly, even though the blind is long, from the time that RG grabbed the coke from JG’s hand to the chair on the floor was maybe 20 minutes. It could have been a touch longer but I doubt it because the appetizers we had ordered hadn’t arrived. Side note. To this day, I’m not sure if RG had been in the bar when we arrived and saw JG on the way to the bathroom or if she had been seated at a table, gone to the restroom and been gone 20 minutes which is why the boyfriend came looking for her. In any event, what was in front of me now was JG on the floor looking up at a guy we shall call LB (Fred Durst). Finally, someone not an actor. As he is standing over JG and RG is yelling at him for embarrassing her, LB looks over at the table and seems to kind of recognize DD and sees me and asks me what the f**k I’m doing there. He was in a band ("Limp Bizkit"). A popular band. We knew each other in a say hi kind of way. Before I could answer he kicked JG and grabbed RG by the arm and told her they were leaving. RG then began telling him that she wasn’t his girlfriend and that tonight was about finalizing that. She also said she wasn’t going anywhere. LB looked down at JG and then at RG and told JG that he and the crack wh**e deserved each other. He then walked out. While it was all happening, you don’t really notice anything else. After LB left, you could feel the eyes of every single person in that restaurant on us. Just burning a hole in you. You also realized that the noise hum that had been surrounding us all night was replaced by dead silence. As JG got up and placed his chair upright, RG grabbed him by the arm and said she was sorry it happened and maybe they should go to the bathroom to take the edge off. Yeah, good thinking. Off they went though. Tomorrow, I will tell you about getting kicked out, having an A lister puke right next to you and then ask you for a smoke and watching someone get their head smashed in by a baseball bat and left for dead. Good times.

As RG and JG made their way to the bathroom, RG had her hand firmly placed on the crotch of JG. They stopped every five feet to paw at each other with RG’s breast continually being shown to the rest of the diners. Her bright red lipstick, which had been askew without any earlier impetus was now smeared all over her face and the face of JG. They looked ridiculous. "He didn’t used to be like this," DD said. "He used to be all about the acting and going to classes and auditions. He would only go out on Saturday nights. Then, that became the weekends and then extended to Thursdays and the next thing you know, all he cared about was partying as much as possible and everything else was pushed aside." Although she was talking about JG, I wonder when she was saying that if she was thinking about herself. DD is very smart. I think she objectively knew she was killing her career with her own actions, so I wonder, even today if she wants it that way. We rarely talk. I don’t know if I would ever actually come out and ask her if she knowingly did it. My guess is to some extent yes, she did. Part of it is family issues. Part of it is wanting some separation from fame. The thing is though, she never quite escapes it. She gets dragged back to take a role here and there. I think she thinks she is going to like it this time. You talk yourself into eating some food you have always hated but this time you are going to like it right? You take one bite and nope- you still hate it. That is her with acting. She might accept that role, but well over half the time she bails on the production before it starts. The vast majority of the remaining time she bails on the first or second day of production. I feel bad that for years most of our conversations were so superficial. I guess that is Hollywood. No one wants to go in too deep. There are a lot of demons hiding inside a lot of people here. No one gets offended if you talk about the weather. No one is not going to hire you for a role because all you talked about was the weather. Why make any waves or rock the boat or present yourself in a way that any possible person could consider you anything but mainstream positive. A slight deviation and roles can dry up. DD was half in the bag, but even she could see that JG trying to pull up his pants while being half dragged from the bathroom by one of the cooks in the kitchen was not a good thing. "Guess we are getting kicked out, "she said. "Yeah, I kind of expected it, but really thought it would be for doing lines in the bathroom, and not for sex." JG was not going quietly and even managed to throw in a few don’t you know who I am references for good measure. He tried to take a swing but the cook looked like he used to play offensive tackle and JG would have been killed by the guy in a second. A manager of some type was trailing behind the cook and had RG in tow. RG had a lit cigarette in her mouth, and talking about getting her bag. She pointed to our table and without missing a stride, the manager grabbed the bag and handed it to her while continuing to walk. "Time to leave?" "I guess so," I replied. "I really feel like just letting them go, but if something happens to JG while I am out with him then ZX will give me crap until the end of time." "Did you valet," DD asked. "No, we both took cabs. I knew there would be drinking." "I didn’t think there would be this much drinking, at least on my part, so you drive my car," as she gave me her keys. I found our waitress. I only had plastic but DD didn’t have the patience to wait and be stared at by the other diners so palmed the waitress a couple hundred bucks which was about a 100% tip, so good on DD and we made our way out front. Coming out to the sidewalk, RG was consoling JG who was trying to be all manly and s**t by threatening to go back inside and beat up the cook and the manager and blah blah blah. Nights with JG were always like this. It is why if I had any kind of warning he was going to be involved in a night out, I would come up with any kind of excuse. It was also why, no one ever told me he was coming when he was. A night with JG was drinking followed by drugs followed by violence followed by finding someone enamored of a famous person from a decade earlier to have sex with and then hearing him brag about one of these conquests the next time we saw each other. DD handed over the claim check and for the next seven or eight minutes it was a JG rant interrupted intermittently by RG saying, "Calm down baby." They were at baby? They were certainly not shamed by their being busted in the restroom because they were still groping and also managed to find time to do a bump or two. Did I mention it was the f**king longest seven or eight minutes ever. All I wanted was to get in the car, take JG and RG wherever they wanted to go and then dropping DD off at her place. Did it happen? Hell no, which is why I am still writing. When the car came, JG hopped in back with RG and it felt like before DD even got her seatbelt buckled, the pair in back were already having sex. Yeah, right there among some books and other things DD had in HER car, those two decided to just have sex. Umm, so I guess I was supposed to drive around until they finished? JG looked up at me from being orally serviced by RG and told me to head over to a place that was almost to downtown which was not the direction where I wanted to go. Even on the weekend at night like this, it would take 15-20 minutes to get there and then 15-20 minutes to get back. I looked over at DD and she just kind of shrugged and said OK. DD was kind of nodding off but I still don’t know how she managed. The noises coming from the back were loud. Mostly of the talking variety. The two were into seeing who could talk more dirty than the other. Just a whole lot of talking. Then yelling. Then, apparently it was time for the actual sex act which lasted about 2 minutes. It was a good thing it only lasted that long because one of the two participants kept slamming some part of their body into the back of DD’s seat during every thrust to the point where I was pretty sure the seat was going to break. When all was quiet in the backseat, I actually thought they might be asleep, but JG started to give me some directions to a place. It was a place really close to MacArthur Park. You know, even today, this is not really the place you want to hang out at night. Back when this happened, it was pretty much an open air drug market. Our destination was a group of crappy looking apartment buildings not far from the Mexican Consulate. JG got out of the car and we waited. And waited. I knew he was off buying drugs somewhere. Finally, after 45 minutes of double parked waiting, JG came back outside and leaned into the car and asked RG for some money. Apparently it was going to cost more than JG had on him which was probably nothing. RG passed over the money to JG. JG took about five steps from the car back onto the lawn of the apartment building. JG and the guy were about to make the deal. I was looking straight at them when it happened. A group of three or four guys standing around passing a joint around while each holding a bottle of beer. They were talking loudly, but nothing out of control. Just some guys having fun on a Saturday night. The head of the guy talking to JG was obliterated. I didn’t see the first part of the swing but I heard the thud and saw the follow through of an aluminum baseball bat hitting the skull of a guy who you would think just crumple to the ground but the force of the swing was so hard that it knocked the victim to the ground. Was the guy on the ground dead? I looked in the papers and online for weeks and never saw any mention of a death. I did call the police about ten minutes after it happened. Was it covered up? Maybe. I do know the guy with the bat raised it up at the other guys in the parking lot and at JG before walking back up into the building. Just casual as could be. This is how bad of an addict JG was. The guy was actually torn about reaching into the possibly dead guy’s pockets to find the drugs that were just about to be passed over and getting out of there before he ended up dead. I did see JG trying to tug something out of the guy’s hand. I think it was the money which had just been handed over and now was not willing to be released by the vise grip of the dying guy. Maybe he was dead. I do know that I have never seen anything like that before. JG tried to tug for a couple of seconds and then the guys from the yard yelled at him and started to move in on him so JG stood up with his hands in the air and then slowly walked over to the car. The guys stopped at the edge of the grass and looked at us until we pulled away. We pulled away and drove for about one block before both JG and RG asked to stop. I did and they both leaned out and puked their guts out. DD had almost been asleep when it happened and I think she has convinced herself what she saw that night was just a dream. When the door closed, RG asked me or DD if we had any cigarettes because she was out. If you think this can’t get any worse, you would be wrong. Tomorrow it gets much worse.

What do you do when you are driving away from MacArthur Park and its late and you haven’t eaten? You go to Tommy’s. A more than suitable substitute for an area lacking in In-N-Out. I love Tommy’s. It has to be the original location though. None of their suburban offshoot locations. Tommy’s is crazy late at night. Everyone is outdoors. People are all drunk hungry or just got out of a club. You always see people passed out in cars while the other occupants grab some food. Even actresses who would usually not touch any food will feel compelled to eat if it is late night at Tommy’s. While there, JG and DD ran into another actor who had been in the same movie they had and said that an actress from the movie was having a house party nearby in Echo Park that was wild. All JG cared about was there were apparently plenty of drugs to be had at the party and it also meant he wouldn’t have to pay for them. He probably would have made RG pay for them anyway. Off we went, on the search for an elusive house party. At least this time we had an address. Well, the street anyway, and the street was not that long. One of the Hollywood traditions I am glad to have escaped is the I heard there was a party off ___________ Canyon. Yeah, fill in the blank with any street name before the word Canyon and the next thing you know you are driving up the roads and their spider like offshoots, windows rolled down listening for the sounds of a party. IF, and that is a big if, you manage to find a party, even if it is not the one where you were intending to go, chances are good you can just crash the one you found. If anyone ever says just off Mulholland, don’t even bother. Just go home and get drunk while you turn the music up at your place really loudly. Bang into a few walls and wait for a few minutes in front of your bathroom door before you go inside each time. All the same things minus the three hours of driving around time looking for a party that will be long over before you find it. I say all of the above but it took us about five minutes to get to the house of this actress. An actress I knew quite well actually. Yeah, that well. I mean, I had not known her that well for six or seven months, but I wasn’t opposed to knowing her well again. I didn’t know her the same way DD and JG did. I knew her from her recurring role on a television show. An almost network one. It kept her career afloat. When it went off the air her career went away with it which is kind of the way it goes. The further you get away from whatever gave you some success, the harder it is to get it back. She is foreign born. Even at the very peak of her career, she was probably not more than B-. OK, C+. She was basically a character actress. She was on a very hit almost network show ("Gilmore Girls"). One all of you know even these many years later. Another original friend of the site (Lauren Graham) was the star on the show which is how I met our actress. She was also in a movie most of you have seen ("Bring It On"), and if you have seen it, you probably have watched it multiple times. Let us call her KA (Rini Bell) from that role. I liked her in that role. When we found parking three blocks from her house and finally walked in to the party, it was still going full swing. We didn’t even need to walk in to know that. Literally, for the entire three blocks we had been walking, we could hear the party. There must have been 200 people crammed into a two bedroom bungalow with no air conditioning and no pool in back. One thing the backyard did have though was a deck. A raised deck separate from the house. It probably held 75 on top and there were another 50 beneath it where a bar had been set up. I could see no purpose for this deck, other than to have some kind of place to party. It took up most of the yard. It was reached by going down a set of steep wooden stairs and then walking five feet and walking up a steep set of wooden stairs. Most women it appeared were barefoot. Presumably, there had been some accidents on the stairs. One of the bedrooms was locked but the other had three or four couples scattered around the room having sex. There was only one bathroom inside and the line was not very long which meant either in the back there were some portable toilets or everyone was just using nature. The kitchen was not an open concept kitchen. It was narrow. There was about a three foot gap between cupboards and a bar with bar stools on the opposite side of the bar. On the counter in the kitchen, below the bar, I saw the star of the movie that I referred to above (Kirsten Dunst). She was probably pretty close to A+ list right then. A weak A+. Second installment of a huge superhero franchise had just come out ("Spider-Man 2"). She was doing some good small indies and some good major indies. At that moment in time though she was like a Hoover vacuum doing lines of coke. She has always been able to party. I also knew from past experience she brought the coke. She hated going to parties and there not being enough. She would go ballistic. I mean that. She would go 70’s rocker trashing hotel room ballistic if the coke ran out. She was ok with booze running out because it was easy to get more, but coke was a process that may or may not work itself out. So, our actress solved the problem by bringing her own coke. Gobs of it. She was also happy to share. Right next to her was a bottle of vodka which she would occasionally take a slug directly from the bottle. This was a 750ml bottle. She could easily finish it off. You are talking about someone who is a little less than 90 pounds who was a chain smoking chain coking bottle of vodka drinker and could keep up a coherent running conversation with multiple people. She was good at this. What should we call her? I’m sure at this point you all have guessed her so let us give her some initials from the movie where I first met her. LL ("Virgin Suicides"). You want to talk about a movie that was f**ked up during filming it was that one. I could write a couple of thousand words about the filming of that movie. Anyway, LL looked up and saw RG and gave her a hug. She saw JG and gave him the finger. DD got a hug and I got offered her bottle and a kiss on the cheek which left white powder on it. I also got a look at her face. Bruised. Her actor boyfriend at the time couldn’t handle his booze and would hit her when he got drunk. She refused to party with him but was not quite ready to leave him. I left everyone in the kitchen and went in search of our hostess. She was not in the house so I went outside and ventured down the wooden stairs. Ahead of me was the deck. Behind me though was the back of the house. Beneath the house was a little area used as storage. It was about 12×12 maybe. It was a hollow portion beneath the house. That is the best way I can describe it. There was a lantern hanging from a beam and a sofa that had once been indoors now used as an additional place to sit outside. On it, taking a hit from a meth pipe was this at the time B- list actress (Taryn Manning). Maybe. We don’t exactly get along. We never have. You all know her from her frequent drug use and role on this almost television show ("Orange Is the New Black") but back then she was a movie actress. She had been in a movie with LL ("Crazy/Beautiful") but they didn’t like each other. I guess she just followed the smell of the party. I also knew if RG saw her things would get crazy ugly (RG and LL co-starred in "8 Mile"). Hate is not strong enough of a word. Right now though I saw a woman she was with try and take a hit off the pipe and our actress telling her it was not her turn and then without warning smashing it on the head of the other woman. Little shards of glass were buried in the head of the woman. Blood was streaming down her face. Her hair was burning from the flame. She was screaming in pain. What did our actress do? She stood up, took off her flip flop and brought it down on the woman’s head which of course drove in more glass shards. The woman screamed in pain and our actress said that she decides when it is the other woman’s turn. The other women who had been in the little area pulled the actress away while yet another said she would take her inside to try and get her cleaned up. Side note here. That same woman who was the victim was in the arms of the actress at a concert two weeks later. I wanted no part of her right now and went off in search of KA. Nowhere to be found. Odd. Her house. Her party. Then, it clicked. The locked bedroom. It was hers. I went back inside and knocked on the door. She opened it and behind her I could see the guy who was probably her boyfriend. I say this because he wasn’t wearing any clothes. She wasn’t either but Hollywood rules dictate you have to hug all house guests so she gave me a quick hug and said she would be out in a bit and to go find LL. I said I had already seen LL but would head over that way again. I went back to the kitchen. This time though, I sat on a bar stool facing the kitchen and watching LL and JG and RG take turns doing coke. LL passed the bottle through to me and I took another healthy swallow. I asked about KA and the guy. LL said she thought I knew and that it had been going on for a couple of months. Hey, it was a long shot anyway, but long shots coming in are what makes life worth living. Everyone needs hope. Tomorrow we finally finish this story and no one gets killed. Felt like we would though.
After a swallow of vodka, I looked around at everyone and noticed RG and JG were coked out of their minds. DD had been steadily drinking and looked like she was about to pass out. Time to go. I told JG and RG if they wanted a ride, we were leaving. I practically had to carry DD out to the car. I put her in the backseat with RG. As we pulled away, JG asked if we could make one quick stop. He just wanted to score before he headed home and since the place he mentioned was on the way, I said it was fine. Fine is not exactly the way it turned out.

So, yeah, well, right after JG screamed, I happened to notice in our rearview mirror someone following us. I say they were following us but they were a couple of blocks back. How did I know they were following us? Well, after what the idiot next to me in the passenger said and the way the car behind me was swerving around other cars and even crossing the center line to gain ground, I figured they were after us, and we will probably all die because of JG’s drug addiction and violent tendencies. I told JG to look behind us and then RG looked behind us. DD kept sleeping. I was driving her car, so didn’t really think I should floor the thing to 100 and risk ruining it, but I also didn’t want to die. JG was freaking out, but I actually had a plan. I know. I even silently congratulated myself for it because I didn’t know I had on the spot planning while under possibly dangerous circumstances talents. The great thing is, I was pretty sure it would work. I was just about at Franklin and turned left. Sure enough, about 20 seconds after I turned left, here came the car behind us. There were a couple of cars in between us and they really had no chance to go around. They tried once and got stuck behind a car waiting to take a left turn and that gave us an extra 45 seconds. That was all I was going to need. I turned right and pulled right up to a gate in front of a parking garage. JG looked at me and basically asked what I was doing and that we were so f**ked because we were at a dead end. The guy was freaking out and I was thinking to myself we wouldn’t be in this situation if he hadn’t punched a drug dealer and stolen all the dealer’s drugs. You know what almost ruined everything right then? I couldn’t find the button to lower the driver’s side window. I saw the button but, apparently there was a way to lock them, but not normally where you would find it. I was freaking out and DD was asleep. I finally had to back up a bit to open the door and then pressed the button on the intercom which would hopefully get us inside. "Leo. It’s me________. I need you to open the gate now." OK, so I probably screamed it, and probably threw in a hurry and some other expletives. Leo, not always the fleetest of foot, but not quite the sloth in Zootopia managed to hit the button fairly quickly. JG, RG and myself were all watching that gate open soooooo slowly while at the same time looking back every few seconds to see where the car was. That gate opened just enough for us to get in and I flew inside that parking garage. I could make this really dramatic and say that the guys behind us barely missed getting in, but in reality they got pushed further behind and we had already parked when they finally pulled up to the gate. They too pressed the button, but Leo was not going to let them in. If you ever wanted good stories, Leo was the guy. He just didn’t know the names of the people involved which kind of makes the stories for purposes of blinds not so great. Oh yeah, most of Leo’s stories are about actors. Lots of D listers and below but also plenty of A listers too. We left the parking garage through a door and were on the grounds of a hotel. That is probably too nice of a word for the place. More of a resident hotel ("Highland Gardens Hotel"). A big two story square around a pool. Each of the rooms at that time had at least one actor or four staying there. DD was still sleeping in the car, but I had to get out and go give Leo a tip. The gatekeeper of the parking garage. JG and RG tagged along. They had both been here. Every young actor has probably been there before. You probably didn’t stay there but you partied there or picked someone up from there or dated someone staying there, but you had been there. As is the case most nights, there was a party going on there. I made my way over to Leo to give him a tip while RG and JG went over to the pool and the party. When I got to the lobby, the door opened from the street side and I knew the two guys coming in were the ones who followed us. How? The blood all over the shirt of one of them and the way his nose was bent at an odd angle. They didn’t know me though, so I just slid over to Leo and dropped $40 in his hand courtesy of RG’s never ending pile of cash, and made my way back out to the pool area. I don’t know what they said to Leo, but they didn’t get past his desk. No chance was he going to let them in unless they knew someone at the hotel and what room they were staying in. Although there were parties every night, they were primarily self-contained affairs. Generally limited to hotel guests and maybe one of their friends from outside. I was tired, but there was a silver lining to the night. I ran into this foreign born actress who all of you know, but didn’t know then. Even now, she is probably B+ list (Malin Akerman). She is also a steady blind subject, but more importantly she is also a wonderful spy. I will say she is on a pay cable show ("Billions"). One of the very best spies there is. We once made out. Oh, maybe twice, but if you are both drunk does it count? From about the 3rd or 4th months of the site she has given me some of the best blinds and is an award show regular. I would never have met her if not for that night. Don’t worry, I didn’t leave DD in the car all night. I did leave JG and RG to get home on their own. I drove DD back to her place and tried to wake her up but she would not get out of the car. So, she slept in the back and I slept in the front and when we woke up, she drove me home. It was her who was the holdout on telling this story even in blind item format. Some things have happened to some of the people in this story over the years and some other things happened that night that I didn’t talk about which were pretty bad and witnessed by DD and the rest of us but she didn’t want to be reminded of them or think about them. So, this has waited to be written for a while.
Brad Renfro (Jay Grubb "American Girl") (died from heroin overdose in 2008)
Brittany Murphy ("The Ramen Girl") (died December 20, 2009 from acute pneumonia and severe anemia)
Thora Birch (co-starred with BR "Ghost World") ("Day By Day" or "Dungeons & Dragons")
("Thora Birch Was Not Surprised By Brittany Murphy’s Death")
Dominique Swain (co-starred with BR in "Happy Campers", "The Job", "Tart")
Scarlett Johansson (co-starred with BR and DD in "Ghost World") ("Lost in Translation")
Fred Durst ("Limp Bizkit")

Rini Bell (KAsey in "Bring It On") (co-starred with BR and DD in "Ghost World") (Lulu on "Gilmore Girls")
Original friend of the site:
Lauren Graham ("Gilmore Girls")
Kirsten Dunst (Lux Lisbon "The Virgin Suicides") (movie everyone has seen "Bring It On")
Meth pipe actress:
Taryn Manning (Netflix’s "Orange Is the New Black") (co-starred with Kirsten Dunst "Crazy/Beautiful") (co-starred with Brittany Murphy "8 Mile")
Highland Gardens Hotel
B+ list actress:
Malin Akerman ("Billions") ("Camp Hollywood")

Unless she has to go out for a meeting, this foreign born B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list singer is with a new drug addict boyfriend doing drugs in her place 24/7. Of course, she also pays for everything including his rent and car and his child support.

This restaurant would not let this drug addled celebrity order a drink because she is too young. They didn’t stop her from drinking other people’s drinks though or popping pills at her table or doing some bumps of coke every time she dropped her napkin. She couldn’t stand on her own when she left. She slammed into other tables and fell into some waiters. It was a rough night for the offspring of the permanent A++ lister. Paris Jackson

I’m really concerned about the mental health of this former B+ list mostly movie actress who all of you know. People who just read the supermarket tabloids would probably need you to identify a couple of her roles but all of you know her. Anyway, she barely works any longer because she can’t get work. She just finished a movie which is great for her. Not so great for a married director on the movie who slept with our actress every day during filming. His wife would never have found out, BUT, to make sure the director was available to her after the movie, our actress called his wife and told her what a good f**k her husband was. Yep, her words. Selma Blair

She might be seeing another guy and going on vacations with him, but this former tweener/singer turned B+ list actress on a hit cable show still has sex with her ex once or twice a week. Hilary Duff ("Younger")/Matthew Koma/Mike Comrie

48. MR. X 03/05 **#1**
This male royal recently attended a wedding of a guy who married a woman but is in love with the royal. Prince Harry/Tom Inskip

49. MR. X 03/05 **#2**
The whispers are getting a little louder that this celebrity offspring may have been lying when she made the bombshell accusations about her ex. Lisa Marie Presley/Michael Lockwood

This foreign born A list singer of a group had himself a birthday party. Agents from his talent agency were forced to show up. Lesser known stars were pressured into showing up and some bigger stars got paid to be there. Oh, and then there were the rumors that certain A+ listers were there but really were not. Chris Martin

The manager of this permanent A list singer loves to stir up things. Her favorite way to do it is by posting articles or tips on that makeup street sounding website she knows will cause trouble. The singer really needs to fire her before things get any worse. Mariah Carey (Stella Bulochnikov)/Lipstick Alley

You may have heard that he’s been scaling back on some of his work commitments, major projects that meant a lot to him. These are good decisions. Part of a series of better decisions that he’s been making lately. And the best decision is that he’s been in treatment. Which is why he’s kept a relatively low profile. And the catalyst for that seems to be the person who’s always been a solid influence in his life. She told him she was ready to move forward and shortly after that, he left to get help, out of town where he’s had some success before. He briefly came home so that he could stand up for family recently but then went right back to focus on self-care. Which is why there’s been no comment on a recent rumour that he may be stepping back from his big role. They still want him but his focus right now is not on work and, for the time being, they’re respecting that. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner

This eccentric B list actor happily expresses to women he's trying to score with that he keeps 50 thousand dollars under his mattress. We think it might be a horrible pick-up line, but who knows with this joker? Jared Leto

This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has one franchise and probably will have another if his current movie does well is closeted. He cheated on his boyfriend with a publicist while out of the country promoting his movie. Kind of funny since his hidden boyfriend does the same kind of work. Tom Hiddleston ("Kong: Skull Island ")

This lesser known family singer is a Grammy winner/nominee. She was also the biggest diva this past weekend and threatened to cancel her show at the last minute because she said her trailer did not befit someone of her stature and insisted someone be kicked out of their trailer so she could have two. Solange Knowles
 ("Okeechobee Music & Arts Festival")

This former A list celebrity/syndicated actress/reality star/celebrity is trying to sell her new product line. She is telling people she is single but if you want to date her you will have to squeeze in time between the two married guys who pay her a monthly sum to sleep with her several times each month. Carmen Electra

It took about six hours out of the country for this B+ list actor/writer to cheat on his permanent A list actress wife who all of you know. Justin Theroux/Jennifer Aniston (in Paris)

This foreign born A- list dual threat actor who I think should be the next Bond says he has a girlfriend. That girlfriend is cheated on all the time. Seriously. Granted, they split up frequently too so you never know when they are taking a break but he had sex with two women at once in his dressing room at a club in LA this weekend. Idris Elba
 (DJ's the Skream 4 Rhonda event)

This celebrity offspring is a B list mostly television actress. That ranking is going to drop when that pay cable show ends. Anyway, at a recent charity event she was doing bumps of coke at a table with her friends before she got up to speak. Zosia Mamet ("Girls") (Anthology Film Archives Benefit in New York City)

This foreign born closeted A- list tennis player who all of you know is engaged to her girlfriend but no one will ever hear about it. Maria Sharapova

This foreign born acronym singer is primarily known for the actor she dates. She had the paps on speed dial last week in NYC to have them meet her multiple times each day to get her photo in tabloids. FKA Twigs (Robert Pattinson)

This east coast Housewife needs financing for her new project so she did what she always does in these situations. She went on vacation with the guy who can give her the financing. Bethenny Frankel ("Real Housewives of New York City")
 (in Miami)

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/06 **#10**
That Hills show in a bar reality star embarrassed herself at that awards show last night with how wasted she was and offended a lot of suits with her comments about some things. She was a mess. Stassi Schroeder ("Vanderpump Rules") (iHeartRadio Music Awards)

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/06 **#11**
A very drunk A list mostly movie actress out with her child this weekend. Was not pleasant to watch.

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/06 **#12**
This foreign born actress is barely a teenager. Barely. Her parents continue to cash in on her fame though. They sign her up for all kinds of personal appearances without sharing any of the money with the agency of the actress. Oh, and they always insist on being paid in cash. At an event this past week, they literally walked out of the place with a Trader Joe’s shopping bag filled with cash. Millie Bobby Brown ("Stranger Things") (Emerald City Comic Con)

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/06 **#13**
As far as blinds go, this one is unusual. It’s proof that the most unexpected of people can hook up. Back in the day, this permanent A-list actor-who-does-everything was already reaching superstar status. He had just completed a film which made him an icon and also made the city where it was filmed even more famous than it already was. Our actor, who we’ll call Mr. H, was having a love affair with this particular city at that time, for a lot of reasons. He was never really someone who enjoyed LA or the lifestyle all that much. He enjoyed this city because of it’s laid back attitude and also because people there for the most part respected his privacy. This was particularly important because Mr. H was not faithful to his wife at that time and wanted to be a free agent without the LA gossip mill repeating things back to her. These were also different times, and it was easier to get outside of LA without the Paps following you around and recording your every move. So anyway, Mr. H decided he liked this city so much that he purchased a condo there. This was in a newly built high rise building that had incredible views of the area’s scenery. The condo was on the edge of the city, so our Actor had the privacy there that he wanted. Mr. H’s wife also knew about the condo, but was told by our actor it was for him to stay in while working, since everyone knew his movie was going to be huge and would bring more and more interest to the area for other projects he wanted to be involved in. Condos were a relatively new thing during this time and this one was all about luxury. All of Mr. H’s wealthy neighbors knew he was living there but for the most part left him alone. Anyone who encountered him in the neighborhood remembered how nice he was. There were a lot of small businesses near his building and Mr. H befriended a local man who owned one of those businesses. They became good friends and would often have a beer and just hang out. We’ll call this business owner Mr. B. Mr. B. was a really nice guy who was also friends with this permanent A list public figure. I guess you could call her a celebrity, but maybe an infamous one at that time. Mr. B knew this young woman quite well, who we will call Ms. P. Ms. P is one of the most interesting people of the 20th century and for her own reasons, is also an icon. She came from a background of great adversity, but was recognized for her genius level abilities at a young age. By the time she found herself in the sphere of Mr B. (and our actor) she had traveled the world and was already a very famous (or, again, infamous) public figure in her own right. At some point in time, Mr B. introduced Ms. P to our actor. Our actor became infatuated with her almost immediately. He was older than Ms. P, and their backgrounds could not have been more different. In spite of that, they really hit it off and became close very quickly. It wasn’t long before Ms. P was seen leaving the condo at all hours. There were more than a few raised eyebrows from the neighbors. A few months after becoming involved with Mr. H, Ms. P found herself in a very, very serious situation. She had become involved with a scenario with would permanently alter her life and have serious ramifications going forward. She was in real trouble. Mr H was alerted to this trouble by Mr. B and stepped in to help Ms. H financially and in other ways. Mr. H used Mr. B as an intermediary so that no one would be able to trace the financial and other help back to him. If the public had found out about Mr. H’s involvement with Ms. P at that time, his career and marriage would have been over. Mr. H spent a lot of money and without his help, Ms. P’s life would have been destroyed. Mr. H also used his connections to secure a career path for Ms. P that she has parlayed into good things to this day. Mr. H has also quietly supported Ms. P’s other endeavors over the years which is ironic considering the way he likes to be portrayed.

Mr. H: Clint Eastwood
Movie and condo: "Dirty Harry"/San Francisco
Ms. P: Angela "Pigs" Davis (Black Panther)

This former A+ list tweener turned A- adult singer is so strung out on drugs but no one in his inner circle will say anything to him because they don’t want to lose their meal ticket. Justin Bieber

Apparently this closeted A list reality star with a nice side job rebelled at fixing her up with any guys this past month while she has been working every day on her side job. I think at some point she is just going to take things into her own hands and let the chips fall where they may. I think it will take her falling in love to do it though. Kendall Jenner

This Academy Award winner thinks her current co-star, an A- list foreign born mostly movie actor is creepy and says he gives her the chills. She is trying to avoid doing interviews with him and the studio has tried to pair him with a male co-star in the movie. Brie Larson/Tom Hiddleston/Samuel L. Jackson ("Kong: Skull Island")

This B+ list mostly movie actress has been in a ton of movies and all of you know her. B+ list name recognition for everyone else. She is gaining new fans by being in that superhero almost television show. Anyway, her secret for flying is to pop four or five MDMA (Ecstasy/Molly) pills and hide behind a pair of sunglasses and see what happens. Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones on "Jessica Jones" and "The Defenders" on NETFLIX) or Rosario Dawson (Claire Temple on "Iron Fist" and "The Defenders" on NETFLIX)

You want to see a ticked off former Disney actress? She accidentally sent out a quick clip of herself topless and didn’t get paid for it. She meant to send it out to a select few. She had big money plans for the debut of herself topless. Bella Thorne

This former rapper turned A- list mostly television actor was told by doctors to change his lifestyle and eating habits or he will die soon. He told them to f**k off and would keep on keeping on. Ice-T

Proving he is just as awful as he has been for a long time, this former A list mostly television actor who had his own network show was nonstop hitting on his co-star for a show which won’t take up much of their time. Good thing for the co-star because she has a hit network show going on. Anyway, he has been hitting on her hard during press events but at the same time has a different woman with him each time who brags to his co-star he is going to have sex with if the co-star turns him down again. Zachary Levi ("Chuck")/Mandy Moore ("This Is Us") ("Tangled: The Series")

Speaking of awful behavior, we might have a new Norman Reedus type candidate for worst behavior at Cons. This foreign born actor had a franchise which is now back in the day. Long running. Not much success as an adult. He went to a Con this past weekend and was a boozing take anyone he could find back to his suite and then repeat the process as many times as he could before passing out at night. Tom Felton ("Harry Potter") (Emerald City Comic Con)

This former NFL player turned B- list actor on an almost television show is trying his hardest to stay firmly rooted in the closet despite the efforts of some people to drag him out.

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/07 **#10**
This A+ list NBA player who is a top 5 player is slow rolling out the fact he has a secret baby with someone other than his wife. LeBron James/Sharon Reed (former Cleveland news reporter) (LeBron James apologizes to wife)

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/07 **#11**
Apparently this B- list mostly movie actor who used to have a franchise back in the day with a train wreck got rough with an escort while out of the country this week. Seann William Scott ("American Pie"/Tara Reid) ("Goon: Last Of The Enforcers" in Toronto)

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/07 **#12**
This game show got canceled because one of the producers/sometime participant/sometime actor would not stop hitting on female contestants and just was a drug addled mess. David Arquette ("Celebrity Name Game")

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/07 **#13**
#1 – Apparently this foreign born barely relevant celebrity has done something to tick off this foreign born closeted A+ list athlete for whom she has been bearding. He wanted this to be a long term thing to take pressure off the weekly boyfriend visits. At this point she will be yachting by May. Georgina Rodriguez/Cristiano Ronaldo

#2 – This foreign born former reality star turned mostly television actor who appeared on that singing show got busted cheating and for all the world to see. No, I mean for all the world to see everything. His B list actress girlfriend is on a network medical show not named Grey’s. Dean Geyer ("Australian Idol")/Jillian Murray ("Code Black") (not to be confused with a later sex tape of the two of them)

#3 – Apparently that foreign born closeted pay cable actor we love to talk about has had a falling out with the woman he wanted everyone to think was his girlfriend. She was supposed to be with him on a trip this past week for work and there was going to be some social media photo posts of him meeting her parents there. Instead, our actor made the trip solo. Sam Heughan ("Outlander")/MacKenzie Mauz (filming in Cape Town, South Africa)

Uh oh. Somebody call the Enquirer! This politician, who is no longer in office, has been accused of sexual harassment AGAIN. We expect this to be quietly settled out of court, because God forbid anything harms his potential to earn money from speeches, endorsements etc. That can't be good for the enviroment!

This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show is still a teen. She was hit on like crazy by this married B+ list actor/writer who you all know. She turned him down and then said he went up to another teen. Maisie Williams or Sophie Turner (who is actually 21) ("Game of Thrones")/Justin Theroux (Paris Fashion Week)

This celebrity offspring is set to make a movie with the worst actress in the world. He didn’t have anything to say about his girlfriend being pregnant by another guy. Jaden Smith/Cara Delevingne ("Life in a Year") (girlfriend Sarah Snyder)

An Asian businessman paid $200K just to have dinner with this alliterate Victoria’s Secret model. It didn’t include the $50K gift he gave her too. Alessandra Ambrosio (in Shanghai)

Some good news coming from this A- list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee and a most recent one too. Since the day after the show, she has been clean and sober which is her longest stretch in over a year. Michelle Williams; Emma Stone

Apparently the filming of this franchise that is being rebooted in an opposite format has some story issues. Big ones. There is a lot of rewriting and shooting and the movie is way over budget trying to make it right. "Ocean’s Eight"

This B list celebrity was A list not that long ago. Not in the spotlight as much and her niche not as popular as it once was. It might explain why she sold several very expensive dresses that did not belong to her. Dita Von Teese

Unlike the last person the world believed to be his girlfriend, this A+ list mostly movie actor has made sure this new one will sleep with who he tells her to. Leonardo DiCaprio

Someone who recently had sex with this former Downton Abbey star said the sex was in the dark and one position and the actress never made a sound or said a word. The guy said it was kind of creepy. Yeah, not creepy enough to stop though. My guess is the guy had performance issues because of all the drugs he takes and is trying to make himself look better. Michelle Dockery (Lady Mary Crawley)

This A- list mostly television actress does most of her acting in this second city. She was supposedly dating a tool of an actor/director who is a tool. Anyway, apparently this weekend she cheated on the tool with this former network actor from a long running hit show who has now moved to movies. Oh, and that long running show was based on a movie.

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/08 **#10**
He is pretty much an A list model. Maybe A+ list. Who really knows when it comes to male models. Anyway, he decided to step in when his celebrity/actress/singer friend got pregnant by a guy who bailed. Now, our closeted model is telling everyone he is the father. Lucky Blue Smith/Stormi Bree

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/08 **#11**
This newly shorn A- list mostly movie actress is cheating on her girlfriend with not one reporter, but two. That weekly trade is going to have the most kiss butt story ever about her because of it. Kristen Stewart/Stella Maxwell

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/08 **#12**
For a very brief time she was an A list singer. She has not sung in a long time. Still an A list celebrity who focuses on a business. On a recent shoot for that business she was crazy coked out. Jessica Simpson

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/08 **#13**
A bunch of different names, but all owned by one person. This former B list television actor turned A list mostly movie actor turned seems to be in a ton of movies A- lister owns them. What does he own? Video stores. All over the west coast. All of them lose money hand over fist but our actor doesn’t care. Our actor, who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee is also a huge pot grower. Massive. Well, let me clarify that. He owns all the land where the pot is grown by farmers who do the actual selling. He just gets a really big cut of the profits. The thing is though, he gets paid in cash. By the 3rd of the month each month, all of his paying tenants have dropped off hundreds of thousands of dollars. So, what does he do? He funnels all that cash through all those video stores. On paper they must be the most successful video stores in the country. Hundreds of fake customers renting a bunch of non existent movies. When he does get an actual customer they are usually faced with a collection that has not been updated in four or five years. But hey, no late fees at his stores. Woody Harrelson

Somebody call Betty Ford! This couple, A list in their day, almost divorced when he busted in on her drunk off her ass and with a drink in hand. She was several months pregnant at the time. Wild! "They divorced a few years later," points out the source. "He still cites that incident as a cause." Reese Witherspoon/Ryan Phillippe

"In Orlando, there were, like, 200 people in the front row to see Ed," says McDaid, Snow Patrol’s guitarist. "By the middle of the tour, there were about 2,000. You could see it happening in front of you." His next tour was considerably bigger: a 66-date run opening for Taylor Swift. "I heard his song ‘Lego House’ in Australia when I was on the Speak Now tour," says Swift. "It just cut through everything else." Their managers put them together, and they ended up sitting on a trampoline in Swift’s backyard and writing "Everything Has Changed." Each night, Swift invited Sheeran onstage to play the ballad. Offstage, this was his most romantically prolific period. He says he hooked up with some of Swift’s famous friends. "Taylor’s world is celebrity," says Sheeran. "I was this 22-year-old awkward British kid going on tour with the biggest artist in America, who has all these famous mates. "It was very easy. … I would often find myself in situations just kind of waking up and looking over and being like, ‘How the f*ck did that happen?’ " (Katy Perry recently summed up his appeal as a secret ladies’ man: "Everybody loves him, no one’s scared of him, they want to date him. They can have him.") Sheeran chronicled some of these relationships on his second album, 2014’s x. He wrote "Don’t" about a fling with a fellow pop star that ends when he learns she’s had sex with a friend who was staying on the same hotel floor. Many speculated it was Ellie Goulding, who afterward released "On My Mind," which included the burn "You wanted my heart, but I just liked your tattoos." Goulding has denied having ever been involved with Sheeran. One person he did not date on the tour was Swift, despite headlines. "I found that aspect quite lazy journalism," he says. "There wasn’t any truth to it whatsoever." Sheeran and Swift see each other only once or twice a year, but they still feel close to each other. "We’ve gotten matching Scottish folds, made each other arts and crafts Christmas presents, vacationed with our families, and had each other’s backs," says Swift. "He is the James Taylor to my Carole King and I can’t imagine a time when he wouldn’t be." He imagines them doing a stadium tour where they trade songs for an evening, much like the one Jay Z and Justin Timberlake did a few years ago. "She would be there if everything ended for me," Sheeran says. "Taylor is kind of an anomaly in that sense." He’s been annoyed at the backlash against her lately: "She’s omnipresent because she’s the most famous woman in the world, so she can’t make the decision to not be in the press. I always stick up for Taylor."
Taylor Swift’s squad: Selena Gomez
"Don’t" about: Ellie Goulding and Niall Horan

To perfectly partner last night's blind item, I've obtained an equally as juicy item about another misbehaving pregnant celebrity. Apparently this A lister husband confided in friends (and my sources) about the eating habits of his pregnant A list Mrs. 'They would expensive meals in expensive places,' says the source, 'but she wouldn't touch the food.' 'She wasn't eating,' claims another. 'He was extremely worried about everyone's well being in the situation.' Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt

97. POPBITCH 03/09
(British blog) Which TV and stage drama queen has called in the cops after finding out her showbiz mate has been ripping her off for months to the tune of thousands of pounds? The sneaky fraudster (himself a fellow thesp) nabbed a photo of her bank card and used the details to fund dozens of online purchases before the absent-minded actor finally clocked what was happening.
Claire Foy (Queen Elizabeth II "The Crown" and Queen Anne Boleyn "Wolf Hall" on television; Lady Macbeth in "Macbeth" on stage)/Stephen Campbell Moore

They may in fact be dating. However, this A+ list diva in her own mind who is genuinely an A- list mostly television actress who also does some paid lip synching should know that her new former athlete boyfriend pays the bills, including rent, for at least two strippers. I don’t think it is just so they can get coffee together. When his most recent ex found out it was the reason they split. Jennifer Lopez/Alex 'A-Rod' Rodriguez (Anne Wojcicki)

Apparently this B list reality star who has colored a country has been sending texts to family members of her ex. They include all kinds of choice nuggets which were told to her by the ex but that the family members would very much like to keep quiet. Big, big secrets and embarrassments. Setting herself up for that very big payday no doubt. Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#3**
This plus sized model everyone seems to be talking about the past few weeks used to make ends meet by hooking up with men introduced to her by this RHBH husband. Ashley Graham/Dorit’s husband P.K.

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#4**
This B list mostly television actress gets to stay that high only because the final episodes of her hit cable show have yet to air. She has been finished filming for almost six months. Any job offers? Nope. They couldn’t get rid of her on that show, but it doesn’t mean someone wants to hire her. She is on double secret probation until she kicks the drugs. Ashley Benson "Pretty Little Liars"

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#5**
This B+ list mostly movie actor who makes more money doing something else in entertainment is technically foreign born. He was recently in a situation where he needed someone to come help him and he had one of the four women he pimps out come to get him.

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#6**
This late night talk show host went on a rant earlier this week to his bookers who he feels are not doing their job. He thinks they are bringing him more and more second tier guests for all the spots each night on the show. Jimmy Fallon

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list actor is best known for that long running hit cable show that ended a couple of years ago. Now, he is trying to make a couple of potential franchise movies. He gets such a break from his fans. He cheats on his girlfriend all the time with women he meets and his fans know he cheats but don’t seem to care. I think they just dislike his girlfriend so much they are willing to give him a pass if he will replace her. Charlie Hunnam ("Sons of Anarchy") ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")/Morgana McNelis

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#8**
This very jealous and controlling A+ list do everything mostly comic actor is fine with his wife doing the Instagram thing but is really against her trying to have her own reality show or anything else that does not put him first. It has been a tough few months for the couple. Alec Baldwin (Hilaria)

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#9**
Walking in on her husband mid thrust with another woman finally has made this A- list singer we all love to see the light. I think all of us could have told her before they got married that her husband was a cheating dirt bag of scum. In fact, I think we all kind of did. Kelly Clarkson (Brandon Blackstock)

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#10**
A closeted guy has sex with another closeted guy who happens to be an A list athlete. Our first closeted guy marries a B+ list female singer. Our second closeted guy marries a B+ list female singer. Our two closeted men keep seeing each other until the athlete breaks it off. The first guy gets upset and tells his wife. The wife starts trolling the athlete’s wife whenever she gets the chance. Tim Witherspoon (Kelly Rowland)/Russell Wilson (Ciara)

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#11**
This former Disney tweener actor was A+ list. Good news. He is keeping up with his sobriety and staying away from his dealer friends who kept bringing him down. He even took his sober coach away on a vacation for some one on one fun as a way of saying thanks. Zac Efron

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#12**
Speaking of money laundering, this former naked celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity who would love to have another reality show did just that for her criminal significant other. You didn’t really think our former reality star could afford something that expensive did you? Holly Madison (Pasquale Rotella)

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#13**
This A list band has been around for quite a while and their fame and recognition in particular have increased over the past decade. Back in the day, these guys were just like every other wannabe band. Relegated to a garage in a not so safe neighborhood that was so dangerous they had to lock the garage even while they were playing for fear someone would break in and rob them while they were playing. These guys were much like other bands just starting out who go on and on about their craft and not interested in making money. The whole usual thing about just wanting to make music for the people. Trying to light a spark among the few loyal fans who came to see them perform at a steady stream of the worst clubs in earth, they encouraged fans to record the shows and spread the tapes around to other potential fans. These guys were great and very underground. One of the members of this band, who I will call Mr. S, was, quite simply, a musical genius. It was his creative vision, talent and refusal to compromise that was responsible for the band’s early breakthroughs. Unfortunately, though, there was another band member who was very jealous of Mr. S and his creativity. I’ll call this guy Mr. M. He was (and is) a monumental jerk - and contrary to the underground reputation of the band, was hungry for fame and wealth from day one. He did a good job at hiding it though, and played along with the band’s narrative, but greed and power were always primary his mind. Part of Mr. M’s jealousy towards Mr. S was also centered around Mr. S’s girlfriend. She was also an extremely talented artist and was well liked by pretty much everyone in their early scene. The story that has circulated around for years is that Mr. M also had feelings for this woman. Very strong feelings –you know– it’s the classic story. When Mr. M confessed his feelings to this woman, she basically told him to f**k off. She hated him and had no idea why he would even feel that way about her since she made her hatred of him pretty plain to him as often as possible. This rejection lead to even more issues between Mr. S and Mr. M. Mr. M demanded a bigger piece of the pie for things he only minimally contributed to and also tried to sabotage a lot of Mr. S’s creative process. And the problem is that Mr. S., being the sensitive and creative personality type, just was not good at fighting back against Mr. M. Not a good situation. Anyway, right around the time that this band had one of it’s first commercial successes, something bad happened to Mr. S. The official story floating around about the incident has been consistent for years, but there have always been questions about what actually happened. The questions mostly center around Mr. M and his actions at the time of this incident, but since the situation took place such a long time ago, we’ll probably never really know the whole story. People in the band’s circle generally believe Mr. M was responsible. After this incident with Mr. S, the band became even more commercially and financially successful which became the primary motivating factor for the band. The band has completely discarded their prior ideals and have also stopped caring about their fans. Sadly, their fans have no idea how much the band members really loathe them. Some of the band’s early fans, though, have figured out how disingenuous these guys have become and no longer support them. Many other fans though continue to believe the band will remain true to their roots. That myth could very well be shattered very soon. Mr. M has demanded a lot of money for a tour that is being planned, which will translate into some seriously astronomical ticket prices for fans. Even more interesting, is that rumors are flying that the band will be using backing tracks for the first time on this tour as well. With many pop stars these days, this is the norm– but with this band, it would have to be hidden from fans and promoters at all costs. So not only would concert-goers be paying a huge price to see these guys live, but some of the stuff they perform might very well be canned tracks. What Mr. M doesn’t know though is that some of the band’s crew are getting sick and tired of the crappy treatment they’ve received as a result of the band’s greed, and in particular, hate Mr. M. So it would not surprise me if there was an on-purpose "glitch" at a large show with one of the backing tracks. Since everyone has a smart phone to record audio and video of concerts these days, this will spell disaster for this band and their fan base when this is exposed. The other problem is that some of the crew are also rumored to have Mr. M on tape saying some very politically incorrect things. If this also gets released, it will also expose the fact that the band’s narrative is nowhere near what they want people to think it is either. Public relations disaster.

Band: "Metallica"
Mr. S: Cliff Burton (died in tour bus accident September 27, 1986, Ljungby, Sweden) (the bus driver said he lost control of the bus after hitting a patch of black ice, but the musicians have speculated off and on over the years about whether drinking or drugs could have played a role in the accident)
Girlfriend: Audrey Kimball
Mr. M: Lars Ulrich

(The Day Metallica Bassist Cliff Burton Died in a Bus Accident)

111. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/10
A potential lawsuit brewing between this A list director and his studio over delays of their big budgeted, highly anticipated project. 'It's testing their patient at this point.' So, tell me, Gossipers:
Who is our director? James Cameron
What is the studio? Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
What is the movie? "Avatar 2"

112. PEREZ HILTON 03/10
What petulant pop star needs to learn better manners? The singer accidentally left behind his black AmEx card at a Starbucks in Los Angeles and then had his people go retrieve it - without leaving a tip! Justin Bieber

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#1**
Just as I told you would happen about six weeks ago, this A list director had enough of all the substance abuse issues of this A list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations and left her. Darren Aronofsky/Jennifer Lawrence

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#2**
The entire crew of a morning show wishes for more than anything that the host would decide to leave her job as host. No one enjoys going to work. For the most part if they have any contact with her she treats them poorly or ignores them because they are not worthy of her time. More than once she has gone on an, "I’m the f**king star," rant. Kelly Ripa

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#3**
A parade of women are lining up to cash in with their stories of sex for money and other crazy stories if this foreign born actor throws his hat into the political ring.
Arnold Schwarzenegger (U.S. Senate)

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#4**
This A list country singer who got her start on reality television is being cheated on fairly regularly by her significant other. She is lost in a fog of booze though so I’m not sure if she cares all that much. Miranda Lambert/Anderson East

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#5**
Our favorite closeted actor from that former network show has been spending less and less time with his beard. Yes, it is mostly because of her wanting to be with her boyfriend, but he has a new project and thinks he can get publicity from that and not need the beard. Darren Criss ("Glee")/Mia Swier (Andrew Cunanan, Versace's killer on "American Crime Story"

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#6**
I wrote a pretty obvious blind item yesterday about a cable actress soon to be not on your television screen because of issues she is dealing with. What happened? Two hours later, multiple paps got a call from her and her people to tell them where she would be so she could be front and center online today and hopefully in the pages of the tabloids next week. Ashley Benson

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#7**
You know that crazy sex scene that B+ list mostly television actress/celebrity offspring recently had on that show? Yeah, she didn’t tell her husband about it. He heard it from friends after it aired. Allison Williams ("Girls"/"getting her tush licked clean")

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#8**
Each time this B list actress breaks up with whoever she was dating she starts stalking the actress girlfriend of her actor ex. Evan Rachel Woods/Jamie Bell/Kate Mara

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#9**
The drama was real when this A- list mostly television actress from a former network turned cable show found out she was not going to be the solo star of the show. Wait until she finds out one of the new editions is going to get paid more.
Show: "Nashville"
A- list actress: Hayden Panettiere
New editions: Rachel Bilson

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#10**
This celebrity offspring/B+ list mostly television actress had to buy the actor she calls her boyfriend a car to keep him wanting to pretend to date her. Billie Lourd/Taylor Lautner

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#11**
This former celebrity turned reality star turned probably is not going to get another season of her show is hooking up with a guy for money. Hey, until she gets what she is asking for, she doesn’t have much of an income. Blac Chyna/Kellon Deryck
 ("Rob & Chyna")

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#12**
This foreign born rocker is once again cheating on this A- list mostly television actress who has an iconic role but just can’t seem to do the guy thing right. Johnny McDaid/Courteney Cox

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#13**
#1 – This former celebrity turned host turned bad actress turned host turned celebrity is terrified this A list mostly movie actor is going to come after her in a public way after what she said about him. Jenny McCarthy/Jim Carrey
("E Online" article)

#2 – The girlfriend of this so far one hit wonder who is a celebrity offspring has had multiple public incidents the past month where her nose just started bleeding. Really needs to cut back on the coke. April Love/Robin Thicke

#3 – Speaking of drugs, this foreign born A list rapper had a nonstop drug marathon while she was out of the country earlier this week. Nicki Minaji (Paris Fashion Week)

#4 – Apparently I should have made this an all drug edition. Our favorite former Disney actress turned future porn star saw a dentist this week to try and fix her meth teeth issues. Bella Thorne

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#1**
Want to know how the wife of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who now has a superhero franchise laundered her escort and hush money? Through the same system of banks that exposed several other foreign born entertainers. Benedict Cumberbatch ("Dr. Stephen Strange")/Sophie Hunter ("The Panama Papers")

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#2**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress married to an A lister once threatened to sue a tabloid that claimed she had multiple nannies. Our actress said she had none. It turns out the actress has way more than one but won’t ever admit it. Blake Lively (Ryan Reynolds)
(with nanny)

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#3**
This foreign born A list director is really getting desperate to see this group of cancer doctors. He keeps trying to make deal after deal to let him into the country. He will die within the next year, if not sooner if he doesn’t get the help. Roman Polanski

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#4**
Once again the buzz is that this tweener actress turned performance artist is married to the foreign born actor from an acting family. If they are, then he is cheating on her at least a couple of times a week with two women. Not at the same time. The two women don’t know about each other. Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#1**
This rapper/former actor who has a name that kind of sounds like a bike had to stop a recent show multiple times to go off stage and take some hits from a crack pipe. He is in bad shape. DMX

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#2**
Not too long ago this former talk show host/singer opened for the singer who loves underage women. It was her biggest solo exposure. Since then though, the gig has gone to someone with actual talent, albeit someone who has not had a hit in forever. Apparently our former talk show host tried to sabotage the other singer so the former talk show host could get the gig back. Tamar Braxton/R. Kelly/Monica

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#3**
Still waiting for one person to see this former B+ list mostly movie actress at an event attended by her foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor significant other. No descriptions or pictures. Just some random shot that could have been taken by a PR person. Eva Mendes/Ryan Gosling ("Song To Song" at SXSW)

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#4**
This wannabe actress who is definitely the most well known of her siblings, all of whom are celebrity offspring of people you all know is addicted to plastic surgery. Hey, it runs in the family. The thing is though, so far she has only had her shin shaved. Don’t be surprised though if this year she finally goes for the major chin reconstruction because she thinks it is keeping her from working. Honestly, it is her acting that is keeping her from working. Rumer Willis

It took surviving an abusive ex to make Jenny McCarthy learn how to love herself. Speaking at a product launch for hair product brand Schwarzkopf Gliss' "Beautiful by Choice" campaign Tuesday, the Sirius XM radio host and TV personality opened up about a four-year toxic relationship with an ex-boyfriend, who she did not name. "What I thought was gonna be a typical relationship, turned into a relationship that you would never think you would get yourself into. Especially me. I mean, I really consider myself to be pretty strong-willed and confident, even back then," McCarthy said. "But I did find myself being slowly manipulated in to a very, very dark, abusive—verbally abusive—relationship that could have easily killed me." She later told E! News exclusively that she decided to open up about her ex because she felt empowered by Schwarzkopf Gliss' campaign slogan. "It reminded me that beauty is not just a physical attribute, it's something much more deeper and expands beyond anything on the outside," she said. "And I thought about the things that I thought were beautiful and things that I overcame and I wanted to share something that I thought was beautiful, which is self-love." In her speech, McCarthy said that her mind was "turned completely inside out" throughout her abusive relationship. "I no longer had my own thoughts. They were replaced with his thoughts about me," she said. "That I was worthless, disgusting, talent-less, ugly, fat, smelled so badly. I was no longer worthy of being kissed." She later realized that it took her "four years of excruciating, verbal abuse" to learn what self-love means. "In that moment, I found my accountability in the hell I was living in," she said. "The path to loving yourself requires you to stop putting the blame on others and observe the choices you make that got you there. It wasn't his job to love me. It was mine," she said. "So I chose to finally get the hell out of that relationship. I chose to be powerful not powerless." Dated Jim Carrey from December, 2005 to April, 2010

135. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/13
Several people have commented to me over the years about this A list actor's 'type'. "They're always short women, said one person, "and they always look underage." Another confided that he's always had a shameless thing for 'jail bait'.

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#1**
That married relative of a very very large reality show family has been hooking up with a guy for the past six months who is not her husband. Jim Bob Duggar’s sister’s daughter Amy Duggar King (who was born out of wedlock)/Dillon King (currently on "Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars")

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#2**
KIDS’ CHOICE AWARDS: This B+ list singer who was recently Grammy nominated was spotted texting the woman she is dating and really groveling about why the closeted singer could not bring the girlfriend. Demi Lovato (claims of relationship with Guilherme 'Bomba' Vasconcelos) (Grammy nominated for 2016 "Best Pop Vocal Album")

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#3**
The assistant to this foreign born A list celebrity with A++ list name recognition is sleeping with one of the offspring of the celebrity. Brooklyn Beckham (David and Victoria Beckham)

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#4**
KIDS’ CHOICE AWARDS: This still underage celebrity offspring has already had several rounds of lip fillers and botox and was asking people whether she should get a breast enlargement. This family is so strange. Noah Cyrus (Miley’s sister)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#5**
Apparently the actor ex of this A list mostly movie actress has been buying escorts for their son on father/son weekends together.

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#6**
KIDS’ CHOICE AWARDS: These two celebrities are both former reality stars. They also share a connection to one reality star family. The two would not stop talking to each other all evening and were texting each other when not talking. They know that if they did a reality show together it would be epic. They just have to decide if to do it as bf/gf or just as friends. Lamar Odom/Blac Chyna ("The Kardashians")

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#7**
This A- list actor/director from an acting family was hitting on this teen hard before a flight the other day. She was headed back to school after a weekend home so lets assume she was 18 although with this guy, you never know. He paid for her to upgrade to first class and sit next to him the entire flight where he kept ordering wine for her and making out with her. They left the plane together and went off with his driver together too. James Franco

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#8**
KIDS’ CHOICE AWARDS: This A- list actor who does the television and almost television thing at the same time supposedly has a girlfriend but had no problem hitting on the entire flock of Nick and Disney barely legal teens. He could be their grandfather but he doesn’t care. John Stamos ("Scream Queens" and "Fuller House")

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#9**
This B+ list mostly television actor from an acting family has a fairly popular cable show on a channel that was poorly named. Anyway, everyone assumed he had a girlfriend, but when out of the country the other night he and another guy were making out and left hand in hand. It wasn’t as if he was hiding all of this so, maybe just assumed wrong or he enjoys men and women equally. Matthew Daddario ("Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments" on Freeform) (sister - Alexandra Daddario)

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#10**
You just know that this permanent A list singer is freaking out right now about people spilling the beans on all the illegal prescription pills she takes. It is going to come out unless someone is paid off. Mariah Carey

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#11**
This oft fired comedian/actor is going to be fired again and might even get a lawsuit headed his way as a bonus. He is currently on a pay cable show but he trashed the world and his boss and is probably back on drugs again. Artie Lange ("Crashing" on HBO)

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#12**
A new closeted couple. A B list actor who is playing out the string as his cable show ends and a B- list actor who got killed off his show because he was being a pain. Keegan Allen ("Pretty Little Liars")/Brett Dier ("Jane the Virgin" - killed off)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#13**
#1 – Kindness – This Ryan Seacrest wannabe actually did something nice. He raised close to $1M for charity in one night. He even paid for all of his expenses to the city and his expenses while he was there which saved tens of thousands of dollars. Mario Lopez (Down syndrome benefit "I Have a Voice")

#2 – This A- list mostly movie actor accidentally let everyone know what kind of bondage games he and his actress wife play. He didn’t care but his wife was mortified, especially when a waiter mentioned it at dinner the other night. Armie Hammer (ropes)

#3 – Well, I guess this Walking Dead actor gave his co-star girlfriend the slip to hook up with this foreign born actress out of the country as usual. This is the most messed up relationship ever. Norman Reedus/Melissa McBride ("The Walking Dead")/Diane Kruger

The publicist of this A list star managed to completely blind side us and squash this story when I worked at a tabloid, but the writer of it still swears that it's true. [name omitted] has a history of dating neo-Nazis dating back to high school,' swears the source, who interviewed several exes who support the accusation. It's enough to raise eyebrows. Sandra Bullock

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#1**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress was making movies pretty much in her own language until recently. The last couple of years she has hit the big time. While promoting her latest movie while out of the country though she was a drug addled mess who will be lucky to work again if anyone saw her like that while promoting.

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#2**
While she leaves her closeted husband at home with their child, this B list closeted singer with A list name recognition has her lover out on the road with her. Solange Knowles/Alan Ferguson

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#3**
This always has been and always will be screwed up A list royal of an older generation is being blackmailed by some "yacht owners" who have video of him having sex with multiple teens under the age of 15. It is not the first time he has been caught in an underage scandal. He was able to buy his way out last time. Prince Andrew

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#4**
This A list director who often puts himself in the shows and movies he directs is now fully integrated with an A+ list mostly movie actor and his crew. He is also still hooking up with this former Glee actress just like back when she was dating her co-star. This time though the director has been cheating on her. Peter Berg (directed Mark Wahlberg in "Lone Survivor" "Deep Horizon" "Patriots Day"/Lea Michele (Cory Monteith "Glee")

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#5**
This A- list mostly television actor who will be back to B+ next season was a very bitter man at a recent event towards his now former actress co-star. He thinks she hated him enough that she whispered to producers to get rid of him.

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#6**
The other night, this A list mogul/wannabe rapper was inspired to have a 70’s themed style party. He wanted it to be like a porn set from that time period. The only thing that was a bit off was he let his girlfriend run solo while he hung out with guys while he directed them in their solo scenes. Sean "P. Diddy" Combs/Cassie

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#7**
This A- list mostly movie actor gets multiple chances and keeps screwing up his performances and the movies in which he stars. He also got back together with an ex because he thinks she is the only one who will keep his drug addiction secret from the media. They all know. They just won’t say anything without someone coming forward and she won’t. Hell, even if she did come forward they would be quiet. I’m not sure why he gets kid gloves treatment. Gerard Butler/Morgan Brown

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#8**
This foreign born model turned "actress" continues to be one big mess. She needs rehab but knows if she goes she will lose whatever momentum her horrible acting career has brought her. I want her to hang out with Taryn Manning for a weekend to see what would happen. Cara Delevigne

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#9**|
This former A+ list singer has not been asked back to this network reality show because of the sexual relationship she had with a female contestant. It almost resulted in a lawsuit. Christina Aguilera ("The Voice")

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#10**
Seriously, this former B+ list mostly movie actor who is more famous for who he was married to was so coked out the other night that he sweat through his shirt and pants. At dinner. Inside. In air conditioning. The girl he was having sex with for the night just seemed thrilled to be in his presence which is how he likes all the women he finds. Ryan Phillippe

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#11**
The hate and the planning were in full effect this weekend at the Kids’ Choice Awards. This former member of a group walked the orange carpet while her ex bandmates waited in a van down by the river. OK, the parking lot. The former member did her thing at the show and left. The old members then came into the venue just in time to pick up their awards and then they too left. Camila Cabello/"Fifth Harmony"

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#12**
This late night talk show host has acted as if he didn’t want to hang out with this A- list mostly movie actor because of the actor’s history with women. Nope. It is because the talk show host was asked to be an alibi last year when the actor was having an affair and brought the mistress to the talk show. The actor later had the talk show host say to the actor’s wife that the actor was all alone.
Actor: Casey Affleck/Seth Meyers (appeared February 24, 2016)
Wife: Summer Phoenix (announced spilt on March 16, 2016)

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#13**
One group of readers will love this blind and another group will just click the next button. Those of you who are on board, will really love this one. After this MTV reality star made her first stop in LA at a house for the second straight time, I started asking about it. Previously I thought it was just a guy who produced porn. He does produce porn, a lot of in fact. He also is a pimp in the sense he will connect porn stars with people who can afford to date them and then take a little cut. Anyway, one of his biggest money makers is selling drugs to celebrities. Yes, our reality star wanted to do porn. Yes, she was told it would have to be with a partner because she wouldn’t pass talent testing at that time. Yes, he was happy to sell her drugs to last for her visit. So, each time she has returned to town she has made the trek to the dealer. Her order has grown exponentially each time. Not only is she using pretty heavily now after a short break, but her significant other is up to his eyeballs in addiction and he spends her money like water when it comes to buying drugs. Out of town and with a huge supply of drugs to get them through three days they head to their hotel. One of the people I know at the hotel said all was quiet at check in and even up to four hours after check in. It was then, that things began to go downhill in a hurry. The noise complaints were first. First, from the room next door, then the room beneath them. At this point it was just loud music and a video game being played at a volume of 100. Apparently the couple started watching porn and had the volume up on that to 100. The front desk called and the noise quieted down. For a few hours. Later that night there was arguing and screaming and furniture being tossed around. That, according to the room’s neighbors who called to complain once again. Oh, a side note. It was 4am. The "star" has red marks all over her neck and arms and even face when she emerged the next day. Her significant other was there with his arm around her neck. They started looking at some brochures in the lobby and he grabbed her to kiss her. When she tried to pull away he grabbed her even harder and stuck both his hands down her pants from behind. When she resisted again, he grabbed her face and shoved his tongue down her throat. She pushed him away. Later in the day, when they came back, she was begging him to please forgive her and promised to buy him the boat he wanted if he would just forgive her. That night was more of the same in the room. Noise complaints and partying. The time was close to dawn. For the next 24 hours, no one left the room. There was no noise. Not a peep. My spy was at her house when she heard there had been no noise for almost an entire day and evening and actually said to herself and her roommate that she wouldn’t be surprised if the pair had died of an overdose. Nope. They emerged the next day and were the happiest they had been since checking in. It was like none of the past few days had happened. Five hours later they were back. Having paid another trip to the dealer, they bought enough to last two weeks. It has been downhill from there. Fights and broken furniture. Pipes and the remnants of plastic wrapped needles. The stench in the room was apparently overpowering and might never be the same. At one point, our "star" had a bloody lip and looked like she had been slapped on that side of the face from the mouth to the eye. They spent thousands of dollars on room service and complained because their employer had only agreed to pick up $500 of the total. Jenelle Evans ("Teen Mom 2")/David Eason

163. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/15
Late last night TGL's Sam pretty much broke the story about the Emma Watson--Amanda Seyfried leak... Well, apparently there's a video of another A list actress that may come to fruition according to his sources. 'It's of [name omitted] fingering,' says his source. 'Sexy as hell.' Sexy for them maybe, but I don't think it'll be bringing the victim any joy.

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#1**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations is super young but just showed off the newest work done to his face. IN a decade he is going to be regretting this. Eddie Redmayne

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#2**
Apparently what porn studios most have their eyes on is a ten minute sex video starring the drug addicted celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister. Paris Jackson

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#3**
Network actress/writer on an ensemble show, to the same thing in her own show, to wanting to do movies but telling people she still wants to do her own show, is in love with the guy she has wanted forever. They went to a recent big big event together and she thought they were good, but he is still seeing any woman who remembers him from his one good role. Mindy Kaling/BJ Novak ("The Office")
 (2017 Vanity Fair Oscar Party)

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#4**
This A- list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and is from a large acting family makes her boyfriend meditate for 30 minutes before they have sex. Every single time. Until he does, there is no sex. At the same time she does some kind of spiritual incense burning. Patricia Arquette
(Eric White)

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#5**
It was kind of sad to see this original 90210 alum cheating on his significant other. He looked a little desperate too going off with someone who is still in college. Jason Priestley/Naomi Lowde-Priestley (2017 Canadian Screen Awards)

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#6**
KINDNESS This was unexpected. That child actress from that long running period piece on cable which ended a few years ago does some good work now in a role. She also picked up the tab for three dry cleaning stores that specialize in reduced price cleanings for homeless and disadvantaged people looking for work and needing work clothes. It was not even actually the amount, but the thought that went into it which was really nice. Kiernan Shipka ("Mad Men") ("Feud")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#7**
I kind of feel for this foreign born A- list actress who dumped a beloved Canadian. Her try to stay hidden actor because he wants to keep his options open had almost an entire bottle of booze while chain smoking cigarettes and then said he had to get back to the hotel to have sex with his girlfriend. I’m sure she was thrilled. Diane Kruger (Joshua Jackson)/Norman Reedus

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#8**
There is talk that the actor I want to play the next Bond got his foreign born co-star from his yet to be aired show, pregnant. He is like the good looking talented version of Kevin Federline. Prolific. Idris Elba ("Guerrilla")

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#9**
This former A- list almost network actor crashed and burned his latest time out. He is in the closet. Has been. The thing is, most of you know he is in the closet and he is only fooling Kneepads and US Weekly readers. His career is in the tank. He has been dragging around his former co-star as a beard hoping something will pop. They are both miserable and her career is even more of a dumpster fire right now. It is painful to watch. Chace Crawford/Rebecca Rittenhouse ("Blood & Oil")

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#10**
At this point, I feel like this former child actress who was great as a teen actress and is now a wreck as an adult reality star should do what Lindsay Lohan should have done. That is go do some easy LA jail time and don’t worry about probation and drug tests and what not. Do your time and be done with it because you are just going to keep failing drug test after drug test and dragging your case and the negative publicity out for years. Kim Richards ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#11**
Don’t believe the hype. The long lost daughter of this former singing couple (not together) is not lost. She is in the family and is well taken care of by her mother, although she calls someone else that term. Janet Jackson & James DeBarge

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#12**
As much as this C+ list celebrity/ex-wife of a former A+ list celebrity thinks she is going to hook up with this current A+ list athlete, she won’t. He likes guys. If I were him though, I wouldn’t tell her because she will sell the story in about five seconds. Pilar Sanders and Odell Beckham Jr.

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#13**
#1 – I have to give this foreign born closeted A list athlete in his corner of the sports world credit. He keeps plugging away at trying to find a beard and in the meantime just sends out waves of things from his PR people linking him to any single female celebrity who happens to walk into the same building where our athlete is. Lewis Hamilton/Rita Ora; Winnie Harlow; Sofia Richie

#2 – I guess this foreign born former A- list singer has been told by his people that the whole eloping with a guy thing is not going to work out so well for his career so he is making up crap about dating the bazillionaire ex wife of a permanent A+ list athlete. Gavin Rossdale/Elin Nordegren (Tiger Woods)

#3 – The C- list celebrity offspring of this still alive permanent A+ list singer is HIV+. Jason Gould (Barbra Streisand); Chaz Bono or Elijah Blue Allman (Cher); Sean Stewart (Rod Stewart)

177. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/16
You might have noticed the lack of updates on the reboot of this massive franchise. You're the not the only one. I hear from a very good source based in LA that the script, as well as the casting, is being reworked for the foreseeable future. Expect some television shows to be raided for actors. Don't expect this movie out of the tomb any time soon. "Tomb Raider"

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actress with A++ list name recognition does not act much any longer it seems. She is however, having sex with a gunrunner who has supplied guns to countless wars. Angelina Jolie

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#2**
Unless they do some last minute Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck thing, the shocker of a split announcement is coming between these two foreign born A+ list celebrities. Biggest split in last year. Victoria and David Beckham

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#3**
This married B- list actress who only gets that high because of her A list name and not because of any work she has done in the past five years, misses when she was called world’s sexiest so has started calling paps when she is wearing something will get her on lists or websites that specialize in that kind of thing. Jessica Biel (Justin Timberlake)

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#4**
Just like most of the robberies in this reality family, one only needs to look at an outcast family member to see who gave up the information for a little cut. Kendall Jenner

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#5**
This celebrity offspring of an actor all of you know, was going from party goer to party goer asking to borrow $10 because she forgot her wallet at home. She used it to buy drugs. Ireland Baldwin (Alec Baldwin/Kim Basinger) ("The Hollywood Reporter and Jimmy Choo's Power Stylists Dinner" in West Hollywood)

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#6**
It was pretty awkward for this former television vampire to run into a bunch of exes and maybe not exes while at a party with her new actor boyfriend. Nina Dobrev ("The Vampire Diaries")/Glen Powell

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#7**
The husband of this permanent A list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations is really playing with fire when he keeps hooking up with the college woman who applied to be an intern at his office for the summer. Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#8**
This former A- list mostly television actor from a long running network show still on the air turned B+ list mostly movie actor was being a huge d**k to everyone on a recent set. He may not still be cheating on his wife (that I can find), but he has turned all that anger against every person he works with on a set. Patrick Dempsey/Jillian Fink

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#9**
KINDNESS: Pretty sure I am being trolled by his PR people since no one has ever had anything nice to say about this actor ever. However, apparently the former network A- list actor with his own show who has crashed and burned since, including in a reboot, that despite his presence, I really wanted to succeed was being nice to people. More than one. He was nice to people in wheelchairs. Apparently his girlfriend looked flawless and the birds chirped as he interacted with fans who all had stars in their eyes and were healed of their wounds in his presence. Zachary Levi ("Chuck") ("Telenovela" and "Heroes Reborn") (Operation Smile's Celebrity Ski & Smile Challenge Presented By The Rodosky Family)/Hannah Douglass

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#10**
Two east coast sports owners have decided they don’t like a player so made a deal with the other owners to keep him out. Blackballed. Those two owners also share another commonality. Darrelle Revis (Pittsburgh Steelers and NY Giants - Mara and Kate Rooney's mother's family founded the Pittsburgh Steelers and her father's family founded the New York Giants)

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#11**
This A list celebrity trainer is up to her old tricks. Now she has her claws out for the money of this A-/B+ list actress/writer who has no idea what is about to hit her or her wallet. Tracy Anderson\Lena Dunham

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#12**
This one named foreign born A list rapper is going around telling porn stars he is starting his own porn company. It is just his excuse to have sex with them all and not pay. Drake

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#13**
#1 – Kindness – This foreign born no longer a superhero after his final installment A list mostly movie actor spent a good hour signing autographs and taking photos on the set of his new movie. He actually held up production for 30 minutes just so he could get to every person. Hugh Jackman ("Logan")/filming "The Greatest Showman"

#2 – This a-hole of a director is actually an Academy Award winner/nominee for writing. Anyway, he was teaching a college class and got a student pregnant. Our director has been with a classic sounding actress for many years so he wanted the student to terminate the pregnancy. Once she did, he berated her for hours and just trashed her by calling her every name he could think of before telling her he no longer wanted to see her.

#3 – Our favorite closeted former network actor is slowly peeking out of the closet. He loves telling the story about the time he made out with a gay porn star. He says it was an accident. Umm, our actor has every single porn the guy has been in. Darren Criss ("Glee")

(be sure to read the whole list)
In the aftermath of the title’s sale to American Media Inc. for $100 million, its legendary former editor-in-chief Janice Min reveals some unknown facts about the onetime darling of publishing. And, long before BuzzFeed, people used to blame Min for ~The List~.

1. Half of a very famous couple once didn’t like his (rumored-to-be-enhanced) hair in existing paparazzi pictures and asked our photo team to set up a shot of him with his soon-to-be fiancée walking in LA. Justin Therous/Jennifer Aniston

2. Another well-known actress staged photos of herself with her adopted baby playing in the park. Kristin Davis; Mary Louise Parker

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#1**
This former A+ list reality star who everyone hates apparently only finally got around to telling her new boyfriend about her gift that keeps on giving while they were out of the country on vacation because she thought the news would go over better there. Umm, maybe when you first started having sex would be better. Paris Hilton (herpes)/Chris Zylka (in Mexico)

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#2**
Speaking of vacations, it is that time of the year where this married, closeted B+ list take what you can get actress goes on one with her long time female lover. They usually take a few vacations a year, but this one they take every year because it is where they met. Jessica Biel

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#3**
Apparently our former tweener turned repeated rehab visitor who is a decent singer also spent some time on her recent disappearance in a mental facility which was unknown until a day or two ago. Selena Gomez

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#4**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who got her break on a long running network show has a very big heart. That being said, she has not stopped dating the guy she has been seeing for awhile so I wonder how this whole marriage thing she is in is going to work itself out. Jennifer Garner ("Alias")/Ben Affleck

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#5**
Unable to get her hands on any coke while out of the country, this A list mostly movie actress who recently ended marriage number two was self medicating with booze. Not wine, but booze. During the day, she was limiting herself to a couple of swigs an hour from a flask in between interviews for her new movie. Scarlett Johansson (in Tokyo promoting "Ghost in the Shell")

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#6**
While trying to find fans to sleep with, this B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show of which he may no longer be apart was taking selfies before an interview. He was an a-hole to any woman who did not meet his standards or was with a guy. Milo Ventimiglia ("This Is Us")

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#7**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor with a superhero franchise and not named Cumberbatch is such a pretentious f**k. Seriously. He went to one of the best schools in his home country but tries to act like he had no privilege at all growing up which is a complete lie. He likes to pretend he struggled to find a place acting when he has been given one break after the next because of how he grew up. Tom Hiddleston

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#8**
Everyone likes a premiere, but even those attending realized that having any kind of event for this television movie event was kind of a waste of time. The whole thing had been eclipsed by better acting and a better project. Our B+ list actress with A++ list name recognition was there though. She hardly gets any acting work. Katie Holmes ("The Kennedys After Camelot")

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#9**
I’m not sure how she counts sobriety, but the reporter doing the story about the Grammy nominated singer who used to be a tween star should have asked what all those pills are that she carries in her purse. Demi Lovato

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#10**
It always cracks me up about how much this actress talks about human trafficking and the like while one of her siblings makes her living selling herself. AnnaLynne McCord/Rachel McCord or Angel McCord

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#11**
Lost in the hackings today were some very very compromising videos of this former A+ list Disney actor. The thing is though, his ex leaked his sex videos. Portions anyway. She wants a very big check or more will get "hacked." Zac Efron/Sami Miro

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#12**
Those national chain pharmacy workers out in West LA. Yeah, you know who you are. You sure do turn a blind eye to the ever frequent employee pickups of this former A+ list tweener turned a-hole A list singer who has a massive oxy problem. That is a huge amount of pills every month. Justin Bieber

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#13**
That time of the year where I write some blinds I have been saving about Irish actors.

#1 – This B list actor is set to be A list this year as he graduates from a lot of tv to headlining multiple movies. He was in a book based franchise that didn’t do as well as it could. On that film set, he was almost numb because he was shooting heroin at every opportunity. Jonathan Rhys Meyers ("The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones")

#2 – This multiple Academy Award winner/nominee got an actress a part in one of his movies on the condition she take his son’s virginity.

#3 – This married network A- list actor has been hooking up with a waitress at a fish and chips place he met while on set filming early this season. Colin O'Donoghue (Captain Killian 'Hook' Jones - "Once Upon a Time")

#4 – The actor above also cheated on his wife with a co-star who is from Ireland too. Sarah Bolger (Princess Aurora - "Once Upon A Time")

205. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/17
This B/C list actress, who some predicted for A, is earning a reputation around Hollywood as a tramp. "She's hooking up with a married man," whispers the source. "It's not the first time and it definitely won't the be the last." "Listen, nobody is expecting her to date the butler," complains somebody else, "but could she try to date someone who isn't unavailable." I guess she's not nearly as angelic as she looks! Abbie Cornish (co-stars with Gerard Butler in "Geostorm") (reported to be the reason Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon’s wife broke up)

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#1**
Our favorite north of the border television actor broke up another relationship. This time with a foreign born co-star who told her boyfriend she was breaking up because of distance. Nope.
Joshua Jackson

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#2**
This foreign born Academy Award winning/nominated actress is doing the franchise thing but it was shut down for the weekend because she showed up drunk to work Friday. Alicia Vikander "Tomb Raider"

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#3**
To boost ratings, this late night cable host is egging on this Housewife to double down on her feud with this alliteration daytime talk show hist. Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")/Eden Sassoon ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Wendy Williams

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#4**
This one named former daytime host was set to land a new big deal. Then, she trashed a family member and the deal was pulled.
Rosie O'Donnell

210. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/20
This television show is currently airing and garnering a lot of eyes due to its juicy drama and although the show is entertaining, the set might challenge it in the "juicy" ranks. There was a feud going on between one of the leading actresses and a supporting player on this ensemble cast, cultivating in the two being separated and not directly communicating. Taraji P. Henson & Nia Long ("Empire")

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#1**
What better way to get people talking about something else other than new rumors of you cheating by having a puff piece inserted in all the kneepad tabloids and websites. This former network star turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is cheating on his wife again. Patrick Dempsey

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#2**
This A- list writer/actress who is in a way, looking for work now was telling people the other night at an event that she is going to shock the world in a few months with new breasts and some other plastic surgery. She is just going to end up looking like everyone else. Lena Dunham

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#3**
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor had a smile on his face, but was deadly serious when he told a trip of reporters, "F**k you, f**k you, and f**k you," when they tried to ask him questions after he left an official press conference for his new movie. Ryan Reynolds ("Life")

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#4**
$5000 for a bandanna which will be worn once. That is how much this permanent A+ list singer spent on one for her boyfriend.
Mariah Carey

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#5**
This one named foreign born A list singer told some people she was going to perform a show drunk just to see what it was like because she had never done it before. Uh huh. When, she plays a show completely sober, I will let you know. Adele

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#6**
This A list superhero actress has a new movie. Someone gave her a lovely gift they worked hours on. It was a painting of our actress. She had her PR person toss it because our actress said it looked like Miley Cyrus. Scarlett Johansson ("Ghost in the Shell")

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#7**
It turns out there is not just one, but at least two adoptions that were pushed through illegally by this actress and several that were caught by authorities before they could be completed because of irregularities. Angelina Jolie (Maddox) and (Zahara)

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#8**
They have not gone out for years, but this A+ list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations has been trashing this C list celebrity on social media through friends and a variety of fake accounts. Apparently our actress thinks she is playing this B+ list foreign born mostly movie actor for a fool and thinks she is just out for his money. Jennifer Lawrence/Nicholas Hoult/Playboy pinup Bryana Holly

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#9**
It wasn’t a vacation. This former Real Housewife accompanied her daughter to her first nude photo shoot. The thing is though, it didn’t go quite as planned and the mom wanted 20% for herself in cash for supplying her daughter. The company paying for the shoot just said forget it. Kim Zolciak-Biermann (Brielle)

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#10**
This married frequent cheater/anti vaxxer with an A list name is hooking up with some flack who tries to spin anti vaxx stories to the media and world. She is about half the age of his current wife. Robert Kennedy Jr. (Cheryl Hines)

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#11**
This foreign born A- list model/horrible actress lost some modeling work recently because her meth acne was too much trouble to airbrush out. Cara Delevingne

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#12**
This barely relevant reality star/celebrity should really pay back the people she owes. They are not messing around. They made a mistake in identity the first time. They won’t, the second time. Kim DePaola "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#13**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show is shamed into eating by her friends and significant other. They take her out to dinner. Put her front and center in front of people and then she eats. It is the only way she will. Abigail Spencer ("Timeless"); Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#14**
#1 – This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress had to agree to a lengthy interview and also get her foreign born actor husband to agree to one too before the magazine would include her in an honor for which she is wholly unqualified. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds (Variety’s "Power of Women: New York")

#2 – Apparently the drugs this foreign born A list rapper is taking now are bath salts. It would definitely explain her out of control behavior as of late. Nicki Minaj

#3 – Awww, like mother and possible future step-mother, this B+ list model/kind of a celebrity offspring in the lamest of ways is off yachting. Getting an early start to the season. Bella Hadid (Yolanda Hadid) (Shiva Safai)

225. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/21
This A list icon might be joining the George Michaels and Michael Jacksons of iconism very soon if he doesn't change his ways. He's nearly at the level considered to be morbidly obese and doesn't show any sign of slowing down. My source suggests he picks up playing basketball or wresting to get his weight down. Jack Nicholson

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#1**
Because this superhero decided to remain silent about the real reasons his most recent relationship ended, his comic actress ex has gone ahead and rewritten history about why the couple split. She makes it seem like they just had a quiet falling out and are still best friends. Chris Evans/Jenny Slate

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#2**
This married Academy Award winning/nominated actress turned reality star is cheating on her husband.

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#3**
At a recent stop out of his home country, this A+ list celebrity was being a prick to some of the people walking him through an exhibit. His even bigger on the celebrity list wife called him out on his behavior right in front of everyone and you could see he wanted to explode but held a stiff upper lip. Britain's Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, and his wife Britain's Catherine the Duchess of Cambridge during their visit to the Musée d'Orsay museum in Paris

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#4**
If you thought the person in #3 was being an a-hole, it is nothing compared to the way this B+ list mostly television actress with a new network show recently treated some employees at a venue. She acted like they were the usual peons sent to her house by a place she has given millions. Our actress yelled at the employees for, get this, the floor in front of her seat not being vacuumed to her exacting specifications and said they should be fired. Jenna Elfman ("Imaginary Mary")/Los Angeles Lakers Game (Scientology)

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#5**
Apparently the only thing that the wife of this A++++ list athlete in his sport which is not professional in this country is not to get caught cheating and embarrass her and her family. She knows he cheats and doesn’t have something that the athlete loves in a partner.

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#6**
This B list mostly television actress has been going through a lot lately and sees her child much less than she used to. So, how did she spend some of her precious alone time? Took him to a red carpet for a photo op. Selma Blair

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#7**
It looks like this directionally confused rapper needs to start upping his drug dealing game because he is going to have a new mouth to feed soon. He got a woman pregnant the same day he was having sex with that still one hit wonder foreign born singer. French Montana/Iggy Azalea
(Tatted Up Holly (50 Cent’s ex))

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#8**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who does have a long running franchise set to have another installment is back taking a dip in the same sex talent pool after his most recent run with an A list female singer. Orlando Bloom ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales")/Katy Perry

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#9**
How loud was that fight the other night between this female A list chef and her girlfriend. Wow. The entire restaurant could hear them. Apparently our chef is a bit of a cheater. Cat Cora

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#10**
Our favorite closeted former network actor has his people searching the internet for fan fic about the beard and bearding. They are so uptight. Just come out and be done with it. Darren Criss ("Glee")

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#11**
This former vampire movie actress was high as a kite the other day during filming and could not stop laughing. They had to take a three hour lunch for her to get right. Kristen Stewart ("Underwater")

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#12**
This NBA player no one would know other than sports fans except for the reality star he is dating now, has two pregnant women in his life. In addition to his A list reality star girlfriend of course. Tristan Thompson ("Cleveland Cavaliers")/Khloé Kardashian

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#13**
This actor has two different roles in two separate superhero franchises. Primarily he is on television. He is the godfather to a high school student who plays a couple of different sports at a very strict religious school. Our actor is also very deeply religious or so he says. Our actor has taken upon himself to use his very large estate to host parties for the various sports teams and the cheerleaders of the school. Our actor’s parties always include swimming. Because our actor is so committed to religion he has two separate one bedroom guest houses which double as changing areas. Remarkably, the cheerleaders are always shuttled off to one guest house while the guys go to another. The difference? The guest house used by the cheerleaders is wired for sound and HD video in every available inch. A technician who was doing some warranty work on the system had a gander at the hard drive and it is filled with hundreds of hours of half naked and naked high school cheerleaders and other women who have also been offered the use of the guest house for changing and also if they visit. When we spend the night, they are offered the other guest house unless they are staying with an attractive woman.

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#1**
Apparently this soon to be ex of this foreign born A list celebrity is telling the young women he meets that they can be a big star. He is also borrowing huge sums of money from people to make himself look like a big shot. Stephen Belafonte/Mel B

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#2**
This A list mostly movie actor has been closeted forever. The crazy thing is he is on a Grindr type site but is using the photo of another closeted actor ex as his profile photo which has people asking the other closeted actor if he has come out. Jake Gyllenhaal/Austin Nichols

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#3**
This changing networks reality star had it in his mind that this A+ list everything in her mind singer/actress wanted to hook up with him which is one of the reasons he jumped ships. So, he was surprised that she rolled out a new boyfriend. Derek Hough ("Dancing With the Stars"/ABC to "World of Dance"/NBC)/Jennifer Lopez/Alex (A-Rod) Rodriguez

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#4**
This A- list NYC based mostly movie actor who loves doing indie has been spending a lot of money on a stripper as of late. I’m sure his wife doesn’t have a clue. Ethan Hawke

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#5**
This permanent A+ list super model is telling friends she only wants to date men who are no longer able to have sex because she is tired of all the cheating she has dealt with in her life. Christie Brinkley

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#6**
This B list celebrity offspring of two A listers at the time of her birth who still has one A+ list parent isn’t even having sex for money, but is just straight up sex for drugs at this point. She has a generous allowance but almost everything is paid directly to vendors and she is given a limited amount of actual cash to spend on drugs. She is so far behind in her payments to dealers that this is going to get ugly in a hurry. Ireland Baldwin (Alec Baldwin/Kim Basinger)

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#7**
This permanent A list television actress was recently ticked off when one of her former tv children seemed like she was too good to do a reboot. The permanent A lister called the one bad week away from having no career former actress and put her in her place.

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#8**
New wardrobe required for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress on her new movie. She is a different size than she was a few weeks ago. I joked about the still married actress wearing her favorite hide the pregnancy sweater a few weeks ago. The wardrobe sizing could be a coincidence, but our actress has been the same size for years. Jennifer Garner (filming "Simon vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda")/Ben Affleck

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#9**
This alliteration designer got away with another rape of another female model who just wanted a shot at moving up the ladder. Nothing will stop him now. Karl Kani

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#10**
Despite a flurry of positive publicity for this pro athlete, that blackballing is really hurting his chances of getting work. Colin Kaepernick (donates $50,000 to Meals on Wheels)

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#11**
This north of the border singer has not had a hit since her back in the day A list years. Locked into a mom and wife situation, she has been cheating with an actor she met during a recent guest acting gig. Chantal Kreviazuk ("Welcome to Nowhere")

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#12**
The Teen Mom who can barely move her face at this point made a little homemade threesome video. The woman in it has it on her cellphone. So far she has not tried to sell it because she thinks the Teen Mom still prefers her over the Mom’s most recent boyfriend. Not Farrah. Kailyn Lowry

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#13**
#1 – There is a lot of buzzing about this leak of a sex tape of this closeted Teen Wolf actor with one of his male co-stars. Wait until they find out there is another one with a different male co-star who is really into the bearding game. Cody Christian/Ryan Kelley/Tyler Posey

#2 – How ticked off is that cable actress from a very hit cable show at her co-star for dumping her? It wasn’t so much that he dumped her as he was backed into a corner with that foreign born actress and is making a go of it. I figure that will last a couple of months. I mean, the things he has called the foreign born actress are going to come back to haunt him at some point. Melissa McBride ("The Walking Dead")/Norman Reedus/Diane Kruger

#3 – This soon to be divorced former B+ list mostly television actress from way back in the day who is much higher on the list than she ever should be because of her looks and marriage has basically been seeing a string of men each night at her place with her child sleeping in the next room. Nikki Cox/Jay Mohr

253. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/22
This B lister has legitimate talent and a legitimate career, but couldn't be interested in all of that. '[name omitted] just cares about being famous like the Jenners and Hadids,' says the source. '[name omitted] couldn't care less about winning an Oscar or anything like that.' That's the youth in Los Angeles for you.

254. POPBITCH 03/23
Which Hollywood indie favourite, who cheated on his first wife with a model, is spending a fair bit of time visiting one particular strip bar? (Wonder if wife number two knows?) Ethan Hawke

255. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/23
Talk around Tinsel Town is the tide may be turning against this once beloved A list actress. People are citing recent box office and public opinion. A reluctance in hiring her at big salaries is slowly coming about. Jennifer Lawrence; Jennifer Aniston

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#1**
This one named singer still has not risen to her former A list self again, except when it comes to drinking beer. In that she is A+ list and is drinking almost every waking moment. Kesha

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#2**
This still feels like she is innocent and underage teen actress who once starred in a very hit cable show has moved on to other things. She is also destroying her reputation by engaging in some serious partying with coke and pills like Xanax. Kiernan Shipka ("Mad Men")

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#3**
This foreign born alliteration singer mistook kindness for flirting and hit on this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. The actress turned her down cold. Jessie J/Kate Winslet ("WE Day UK")

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#4**
This A list mostly movie actress who does have a superhero thing going for her didn’t even bother to turn up at her shop while she was in town and has basically abandoned it at this point.
Scarlett Johansson (Paris popcorn shop, "Yummy Pop", although she did provide it at the "Ghost in the Shell" Paris premiere)

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#5**
This A list male model turned mostly movie actor is being accused of date raping a woman while out of the country doing promo work for his latest project.

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#6**
Apparently this sibling of a foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has forgiven the actress for sending her into bankruptcy and the multiple lawsuits filed against her for taking money that was really taken by the acting sister. Sienna Miller (sister Savannah Miller’s companyTwenty8Twelve")

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#7**
This A- list mostly television actor was also A list in another entertainment field before hitting it big on network television. He always brings his unsuspecting wife with him wherever he goes. Introduces her to the co-star he sleeps with daily on set. Donnie Wahlberg ("Blue Bloods")/Jenny McCarthy; LL Cool J ("NCIS: Los Angeles")/Simone Smith

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#8**
Not so long ago this singer/songwriter/musician was A list. All of you would sing her biggest song on the radio. In the last decade there has not been much to sing about and that is by her design. She does not want that levels of success for herself. She does however sell her songs using a pseudonym and has written almost a dozen top ten songs over that same time span. Dido ("Here With Me" from tv show "Roswell" and movie "Love Actually") (Eminem sampled the first verse of "Thank You" in his hit single "Stan"); Duffy ("Mercy")

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#9**
This sexual assaulter who happens to also be an actor has a lot of people pulling him in different directions. One group says he should get engaged but that would be a very convoluted timeline. Cheating on the wife and cheating on the woman you were cheating with on your wife is not really a recipe for lets change your image. Meanwhile, the actress he is supposedly with finds out about new women all the time. Casey Affleck
(Summer Phoenix/Rooney Mara/Floriana Lima ("Supergirl"))

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#10**
The wedding ring is off. Well, at least when this Real Housewife is actually in bed with the studio executive. It is getting much more difficult to hide and his ex-wife recently discovered the relationship so she might go talking.

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#11**
This entertainment news host has been doing it forever. She is great at her job but I think everyone knows her for who she once dated. Anyway, her current boyfriend, who is in another part of the entertainment world and does pretty well in it was hooking up with a model he met at a Fashion Week earlier this month. Terri Seymour ("Extra") (Simon Cowell)/Clark Mallon (model)

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#12**
This country singer has had a long career. She is trying to spin some kind of nonsense about aging gracefully and not using botox or fillers. Please. She has spent tens of thousands of dollars on all types of procedures and is only taking a break because she her doctors warned her to take a break. Faith Hill

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#13**
This B+ list mostly television actress has been on the same show for quite some time. Not yet 18, she is in really bad shape. I mean people thought she was going to die earlier this week when she overdosed.

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#14**
#1 – This foreign born B+ list actor is currently on a hit pay cable show. He also managed to get back together with his beard to the tune of $100K for three months. I’m pretty sure she hates him, but loves the money. Alexander Skarsgård ("Big Little Lies")/Alexa Chung

#2 – The tax man might come knocking with handcuffs is what the ex of this permanent A list singer is saying unless he gets his payday. Mary J. Blige/Kendu Isaacs

#3 – Don’t believe the hype. There is no way, this permanent A list mostly movie actor with multiple Academy Award nominations/wins is going to be paired up with someone who owns, let alone smokes a meth pipe. Tom Cruise/Vanessa Kirby

270. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/24
Call The Clash. Apparently London IS calling. This A lister desperately wants to move back to England, but her partner isn't exactly gleeful at the prospect of relocating according to multiple sources. 'She prefers everything about London life,' says the source. 'He has no interest in it and feels that it only harms his career.' Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Falchuk (producer of "American Horror Story", "American Crime Story" and "Scream Queens")

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#1**
"Orange" complained to paps the other day that she had been waiting for them for over an hour and that her clothes still better look great because she wanted a deal from the clothing company. Apparently she returned the clothes to the store where she bought them two hours later. Jaime King
(Ramy Brook top, Black Orchid jeans and Gucci purse and shoes)

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#2**
This openly gay A-/B+ list actor has a movie franchise and has been in multiple seasons of this ever changing anthology series. He is also cheating on his long time boyfriend with a waiter he met two weeks ago at brunch. Matt Bomer/Simon Halls ("Magic Mike" and "American Horror Story")

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#3**
This A- list model is tired of guys going out with her for one night photo ops and has agreed to be the beard for this foreign born A list athlete who has been looking for a long time since he pushed away that singer turned judge. Lewis Hamilton (Nicole Scherzinger)/Nina Agdal

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#4**
This former tween actress turned A- list singer/drug addict is making her boyfriend talk smack publicly about his ex just so she knows they will never get back together. Selena Gomez/The Weeknd (unfollows Bella Hadid on instagram)

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#5**
After struggling a few years to right her personal life and acting ship, this B+ list mostly television actress who all of you know finally has a network show where she can hang out a couple of years. It is also why she never told the police about the $50K in drugs taken from her place. Jaime Pressly ("Mom")

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#6**
Behind the scenes of this middling network sitcom which is a first for television in a way, producers think the show is being hampered by its star and want to replace her if there is a second season. Right now behind the scenes they are even offering that carrot. Minnie Driver ("Speechless"/child with cerebral palsy)

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#7**
This B list actress pretty much does nothing in life other than a movie franchise. It is probably why she has such problems with substance abuse. That being said, she is several months sober after producers of the franchise said she was replaceable. Michelle Rodriguez ("Fast & Furious")

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#8**
There is a guy in her life other than her husband so everyone wants to know if this B+ list mostly movie actress is pregnant, is it the other guy or the A list actor husband who is the father? Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#9**
Look for this superhero to play nice guy when out doing press with his ex for their new movie. He hates bad publicity. He is even holding off on showing off the new woman in his life for fear of ticking off his ex who would have no shame in spilling secrets. Chris Evans/Jenny Slate ("Gifted")

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#10**
The favorite game of this openly gay entertainment host is to belittle his long suffering boyfriend when out with other people. Our host thinks he is the best thing that has ever walked the earth and his boyfriend a distant 345th. Ross Matthews/Salvador Camapena

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie closeted actor is only sticking around with this beard until after a very public event which is just a short time away. He just can’t handle being in the relationship any longer. Alexander Skarsgård/Alexa Chung ("Big Little Lies" possibly being nominated for 2017 Emmy Awards on Sept. 17, 2017)

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#12**
Apparently a sex tape that is supposedly being "leaked" with a permanent A list "singer" is a bunch of spliced together personal footage with an impersonator during the sex scenes. Britney Spears

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#1**
If you were surprised this B+ list actress was mean on a set, then you obviously have never heard the story where she yelled at her former athlete significant other in front of a roomful of people and spent five good minutes talking about how small his manhood is. The fact they are still together is beyond me. Nia Long ("Empire")/Ime Udoka

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#2**
Want to know when this A list singer who is headed towards permanent status has a coke bender? Track suit the next day. Always the same brand and color. Katy Perry

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#3**
Another hit and miss relationship wise for this former child star who is still acting now in an almost television reboot. The drugs and domestic violence follow her like she is the twin of Jenelle Evans. But with talent. Our actress does have some talent. Jodi Sweetin ("Fuller House")/fiancé Justin Hodak

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#1**
This three named network actor is crazy in love with his three named actor co-star. The thing is though, he keeps getting rejected and everyone wonders how much longer he will keep trying. Robin Lord Taylor (Oswald Cobblepot)/Cory Michael Smith (Edward Nygma) ("Gotham)

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#2**
It is like that one named singer didn’t even go to rehab. First it was her guzzling beer because she convinced herself that was not her trigger. Now, in order to lose some weight she gained from the beer she told herself she will just do coke for a few months and then quit again. Kesha

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#3**
Which permanent A list rocker is headed for divorce or at least separate lives. The kids are grown and he and wifey just sold their NJ homes. He wants to live quietly on their farm, she wants to live loudly in NYC. At his local hangouts he’s famous for making love… err, fast friends with twentysomething size 2, no frills, brunette bartenders and waitresses. He can’t resist them and he’s got two ladies that he texts with regularly. A few weeks ago, he was supposed to be at an annual fundraiser in his adopted shore town. His equipment was delivered, tuned and waiting for him but at the last minute, he texted one of his lady friends that wifey wanted him in the city to go to a party. That may have been the last straw. Bruce Springsteen/Patti Scialfa

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#4**
This foreign born former boy bander is being a whole lot less in the closet than he was when with the band. Yes, that was him making out with another guy at a music festival. Louis Tomlinson ("One Direction") ("Ultra Music Festival")

290. REDDIT 03/26
NEW ORLEANS: My coworkers and I play recurring strippers on the second season of a tv series. Our costumes range from bras, thongs, and thigh highs to traditional stripper monokinis, g-strings, and leg wraps depending on the scene. We’re always in "stripper heels" (Pleaser, Bordelo, lucite platforms, etc) and, when not on camera, are always in cover robes or our personal long jackets. Being a burlesque dancer, as most of my coworkers are also, we do these kind of roles pretty often, but having a recurring gig that pays daily about the same as a weekly show does is pretty rad. The director of the first episode we were on, who is also the Executive Producer, took a liking to us on the first day, which isn’t uncommon. Usually casting sends in girls that are just "hot" and can dance, but we are a group of professionals and know how to make the right faces and how to play to camera. He spoke with us individually to find out our stories and what we do for a living and, by the end of the day, had given us his personal number to ensure that we were cast as the "core group" from now on. Now, I know that this isn’t the way it’s supposed to be done, but it’s really not uncommon. I’ve regularly had Directors of Photography and Directors alike do the same so that I could contact we could remain in contact for future productions as a stand in, photo double, for a quick part, etc. It shouldn’t, but it happens. Now, all of that preface work to get to this: while he is personally ensuring that we get good camera time and are cast every time they need strippers (this show needs them a lot), he has asked some of us for "[our] picture", "sexy pics", "some pictures", etc. We all have professional photos that are already on our websites and instagrams, so we just sent those to keep the relationship above water without sacrificing our dignity. Yesterday, I was the only one of the main crew there and, while having him on set ensured that I got great coverage and was treated really well generally, he texted me later asking me to text him this weekend "if [I] wanna grab a drink or a coffee". I know that he’s just a creepy old man and we shouldn’t have to comply, yada yada, but sadly this is how the industry is for women, especially women who play strippers, escorts, hookers, etc. People on set seem to forget that we’re just actors and not really the people we play, so we suffer this kind of harassment regularly. Please don’t try to tell me that I just shouldn’t play these characters or give me "fatherly advice". That’s not what I’m asking for here. I’m fully aware of how things should work, but it rarely ever does work that way. Michael Zinberg ("NCIS: New Orleans)

291. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/27
They say 'how you get 'em is how you lose 'em' and it's definitely the case for this B list actress. She began dating a famous man who was married at the time. After a few little lies, he promptly left her for another woman. She began dating another famous man who was also apparently in a relationship. After a few secret kisses, he then left her for another woman. I hear the man she's with now wasn't exactly 'single' at first meet. I wonder how that ends.

Actress: Laura Dern ("Big Little Lies")
Famous man #1: Billy Bob Thornton (married to Pietra Dawn Cherniak; left her for Angelina Jolie)
Famous man #2: Ben Harper (married to Joanna)
Current man: Common
Actress: Sienna Miller
Famous man #1: Jude Law (married to Sadie Frost; cheated with the nanny)
Famous man #2: Balthazar Getty (returned to his wife Rosetta Millington)
Current man: Bennett Miller ("Foxcatcher" director) (was dating Ashley Olsen)

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#1**
This foreign born A list singer doesn’t want to control her drinking for months on end any longer which is why she most likely will only do one off shows or a handful of dates at once in the future instead of a big tour. Adele

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#2**
I think pretty much every person in attendance at an event last night wanted these two co-stars to just get a room. Each married, but all over each other in public. That is the closest they have ever acknowledged in public how much they love each other. Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn ("Scandal") ("The Paley Center For Media’s 34th Annual PaleyFest Los Angeles")

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#3**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner. She also turned down the money which would have financed in entirety her movie project just because she was unwilling to sleep with the guy putting up the money.

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#4**
Wanting to find a way to drag out another season or two of episodes, this reality family is bringing up the baby word again. Even the biggest star of the show doesn’t actually want to go through with it again, but it doesn’t mean there can’t be hints to make it seem like it is happening. Kim Kardashian ("Keeping With the Kardashians")

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#5**
This reality/celebrity ex of his co-star is having her followed to try and get a sex tape or photos he can use as blackmail to try and get back together with her. Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#6**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He got into a huge fight with this comic actress while they were out to dinner because he thought she should stop dressing like his teenage daughter. Michael Sheen (he doesn’t have any Academy Award nominations, but has 3 BAFTA Awards nominations)/Sarah Silverman

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#7**
This alliteration butt kissing website took a huge amount of money from this awful human being to write several nice stories about the singer. "Just Jared" (Justin Bieber Greets Fans While Out in Australia); (Liam Payne Gave Justin Bieber His Number If He Ever Needed To Chat); (Justin Bieber Gets New Tattoo of Giant Eagle on His Chest); (Justin Bieber Goes Shirtless at New Zealand Bar); (Justin Bieber Hits the Ice With West Point Hockey Team)

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#8**
I suppose what this A- list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring was wearing could have been construed as a joke after a 24 hour drug and booze bender. Dakota Johnson (D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) t-shirt)

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#9**
It always cracks me up when this A- list east coast politician pretends to be a ladies man. At this point, I’m not sure who he thinks he is fooling by being in the closet. Cory Booker (New Jersey Senator) (Mindy Kaling)

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#10**
The naming of the baby was a homage to the foreign born dual threat A- list actor with whom he shared a bed for several weeks while filming a movie. Although the two men have not been intimate since, they remain very close.
Benedict Cumberbatch
Baby: Hal Auden
Movie: "The Hollow Crown"
Actor: Tom Hiddleston ("Prince Hal")

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#11**
A birthday party is a big thing, especially a nice round number like this one. No sign though of the alleged Academy Award winning girlfriend at the party for this foreign born full frontal loving actor. Instead, it was a blonde woman who had his attention and his arm when they left together. Michael Fassbender/Alicia Vikander

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#12**
This former A list boy bander from a foreign land has new music and a new movie coming out. What won’t be coming out is him so the PR people are searching high and low for the perfect six month beard. Harry Styles ("One Direction") ("Dunkirk")

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#13**
If I had to guess at how many bands I have seen play over the years, it would be in the thousands. Probably not ten thousand, but definitely getting into the upper ranges of four digits. How many of those bands are still together? Maybe 100. OK it could be 200. A lot of the bands I saw were club bands trying to make it big, so maybe they are still together and still playing clubs somewhere. Most just die of natural causes. I know everyone likes to think there are always these nasty fights. Sure, there are those, but most are because the band is going nowhere and someone needs to get a job so someone else comes in and that person gets along with someone else in the band so they break off and do their own thing, leaving the others to do their own thing. You want to make a band last? Start a cover band. Those things last forever. Oh, and they also pay the best. If you can look and sound the part, you will be making six figures a year easy. Oh, and you can make it until you decide you don’t want to do it anymore. Cover bands are always popular because you are singing songs every person in the audience knows so they are having a good time. When the audience has a good time they remember it and tell their friends. Anyway, this is not about a cover band. It is about a band that showed a lot of promise. A boy band that by all rights should still be at it today. They had a couple of things going against them. Drugs and a Yoko. A proper, break up the band Yoko. When I was called, it was by an insurance company. The management company of the band was trying to buy insurance. Why? To protect themselves if they booked a tour and the band split. Whether or not the management company was trying to overstate how much they were going to earn from a tour (they were) was not really relevant. The insurance company could make sure they made their own money. Their big issues was whether the band was even together. They initially thought this whole thing might have just been a scam to make money off the breakup of a band. Schedule some shows. The band breaks up and everyone walks away with a huge pile of money for just pretending they like each other for a few days. Even that would be ok for the company, but they wanted to know so they could charge an outrageous premium and then sell the policy to some other company. They wanted me to go see the band. Meet with everyone and figure out what was really going on. I knew who the band was before I met them. I had heard most of their songs, but they were a boy band and I didn’t really care if they stayed or if they went. There would be someone else to take their place. The band was in a stage I like to call breakup make up. It is the same as a relationship you have been in with someone for a long time. You are so used to being with that person that it is tough to just go cold turkey. Things are much easier if you stay with the person rather than leave. You know what happens if you stay and leaving is the unknown. The unknown is always hard. Well, hard unless you have someone on the side waiting. If one of the people in the relationship is really anxious to be moving on, chances are good, no matter how much they deny it, that they have someone on the side just waiting. You go to call them a week later and they have already found someone. Hell, they might have already moved in with the other person. If there is not another person, then things take a different path. You might stop by to pick up some of your things. Some ex sex occurs. There are probably texts or other missives where you tell each other how much you miss the other. There are some short lived reunions and then they sputter it out. The intervals between these reunions becomes greater until one day, you both have moved on. There is nothing different between that and a relationship breakup. You have the member of a band that has already been seeing another record company or manager. Perhaps there is talk of an acting career but the music would get in the way. Boom, one day they are there and the next they have a solo record coming out in a week and the person can’t remember if your name is Rance or Lance. The band I was dealing with had a little bit of both, The nominal front person of the group wanted to do other things. Had done other things. Thought they were better than everyone else in the group and he was being held back. Why did he think these things? People who wanted to make money off him and his Yoko. A Yoko who had dreams of her own. Big dreams. She really had wanted to be a Bachelorette but couldn’t even land a spot on The Bachelor. She was hoping for a reality show and was ticked off she missed the band’s brief foray into reality hood. She dreamed of being a singer and is still to this day spending vast sums of money which will never be seen again on a career which will go nowhere. Maybe she thought if he was a solo star she could get the reality show and a singing career while always being in every pap photo. She encouraged his acting career because she thought he could be a huge star and then get her roles or introduce her to people who could get her roles. She HATED the other members of the band and they hated her. Remember how much Rachel McAdams hates SJP’s character in Family Stone? Yeah, that is nothing compared to this. Drug use was rampant among the band and hangers on. The only time they were not doing drugs is when they were boozing. Although, often there was boozing with drugs. The thing with the band was they had not been together all that long. We are talking three years or so. They didn’t have piles of money saved up. They needed to stay together and go on tour or at least pretend they were going to so they all could get paid. Coming up on Monday, go with me as I travel to three cities with these f**kers and get drunk with some guys from college who I think now work for a drug cartel.

Back in the day, hitting the road with a band was a fairly frequent ritual. When I did though, it was usually because I was friends with them so it was a way to hang out and have some fun and explore a little bit. With this boy band, I knew no one and didn’t really want to know them. Just from my first 30 minute conversation with them, I knew they were all tools. No exceptions. OK, the youngest one was not really a tool and there was another one who was not the worst person in the world. His girlfriend at the time and now might have a different opinion, especially if she knew how much sex the guy could have with different women. I mean I was only around a little less than a week and this guy met and slept with close to two dozen women. Anyway, if they were trying to run a scam, they did have the self entitled "I’m better than everyone" act down to a science. At one point they were going to cancel a city on this "tour" because they could not find enough suites of the same size in that city. Heaven forbid that one of them could only get a 1500 square foot room for the night and all the others had 1750 square feet. They were horrible to the people working for them. They were ridiculously awful to the local workers in each city. They treated them like dirt and made fun of them and, instead of maybe trying to communicate a little in the language of the worker, they berated them for not speaking English. I never saw how they treated women outside of these cities, but any female fan who came up to them in these cities got groped. You want to talk about grabbing them by the pu**y? If any of these fans were wearing a skirt and got close enough, that is exactly what happened to them. Breasts were groped and exposed. Any fan who objected was sent on her way. They took turns kicking one girl in the butt to get her out of the hotel because she complained about the treatment. I know last November I talked about a band that was the worst I had ever seen. They still are, but this was pretty damn awful. They just treated everyone they encountered like crap. I felt like telling the insurance company it was a huge scam just to save the people they would encounter if they went on tour. Maybe back when they started they were nice, but judging from what I discovered from talking to a couple exes of the face of the group, they pretty much were always jerks. They rehearsed like crap. They just didn’t care. It was a going through the motions thing. All they wanted to do was drink and do some drugs and have sex with as many women as possible. Fine. It didn’t bother me anyway. I could already tell they were not serious about any tour. This would definitely be a money grab. I had my own interesting encounter. One of my buddies from college was living in the first stop on this "tour." It was a city I had not been in for a long time. It used to be one of my favorite cities and had spent a lot of time there. Times had changed though and a great deal of it was dangerous and at the time I was there some big fighting was going on between rival cartel factions. This city was a major hub for the drug trade and a power struggle was emerging. From what it looked like without asking any questions which could get me killed, it looked like my college buddy had used his degree and MBA to perhaps some illicit use. When we went to dinner, we did so surrounded by several very well armed individuals who seemed very keen on keeping my old college friend safe. There is something comforting about getting drunk knowing that absolutely nothing is going to happen to you because of these guys with guns. The night after our excursion, my buddy brought his family to the concert and along with the family came even more of the armed guys which caused the boy band to think they were getting kidnapped or something. They then started complaining to the road manager that they too needed multiple armed guards to protect them from possible kidnap attempts. God these guys were tools. Did I mention they are foreign born? The public face of the group has had his chances to move into acting but everyone hates working with him. If he had played his cards right with the show runner of his one chance, he would be steadily working just like every other person who works for him who show grace and competence. If you act like a diva, you don’t get a second chance. Well, that three lettered actress got a second chance. But that is an exception. Plus, I think she kissed a whole lot of butt and apologized constantly. Notice though he didn’t give her the good show, she got the step-sister show. Most of the other tools haven’t done much either. One of them, the one who was decent has had the most success after the demise of the group. It could be because he was the youngest and was not completely in love with himself. Plus, he has some talent and appears to be doing as much as he can to show he will do anything and work with anyone.

Band: "The Wanted"
Front person: Max George (modeling and acting)
Acting chance: "Glee"/Ryan Murphy (3 lettered actress: Lea Michele got "Scream Queens"; the youngest: Chris Colfer)
Dated: Michelle Keegan (dated December 2010 to mid 2012) (English soap opera actress) (in 2015 considering a move into the music industry and launching herself as a pop star)
Reality show: "The Wanted Life" in 2013

305. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/28
They say women don't place nicely in Hollywood, but the truth could be just as true for the men. This A list actor in particular will undermine, refuse to work with or straight up humiliate any other male on 'his' set, unless they get down on their knees and kiss the ring, or he doesn't see them as a threat. 'He's known for turning down ensemble pieces for that exact reason,' claims the source. 'Sometimes he'll shock everyone and accept a role which requires him to work with a lot of other men, but it'll turn out to be impossible or we start getting calls from the studio regarding the war of the set he's created.' Tom Cruise

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#1**
At this point, it seems the only one who doesn’t know this former celebrity turned reality star turned celebrity girlfriend turned host is cheating on her husband is her husband. The whole town is talking about it. Stacy Keibler ("WWE" star; "Dancing with the Stars"; dated George Clooney; "Supermarket Superstar")/Jared Pobre

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#2**
There is always some excuse for this former A- list actor in television and later movies who has dropped down to punch line. The excuses are numerous but he loves drugs more than anything else and it shows. To him, his most recent project was just a quick way to buy a lot of drugs. Chris Kattan (previous broken neck/"Dancing With the Stars")

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#3**
This model/celebrity offspring agreed to go yachting and had a massive shopping spree with an advance fee paid to her. I bet her dad would have loved the $25K to go to some bills rather than shopping. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen Baldwin)

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#4**
Another offspring, this time a foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is working out 4-5 hours a day. She already weighs less than 100 pounds and barely eats. She is slowly killing herself. Lily Collins (Phil Collins)

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#5**
This network reality star was right to slow down her upcoming nuptials. Well, she will once again when she finds out about the two women her wannabe husband has been seeing. Julianne Hough ("Dancing With the Stars")/Brooks Laich

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#6**
The rapper/horrible businessman/don’t give him a loan was at it again this past weekend. Not only did he blow through the money he was paid, he also blew threw an additional $50K which he had to have wired to the hotel where he was staying. The money in the wire came from his girlfriend. Tyga (Kylie Jenner) ("Lit Sundays" at Daylight Beach Club in Las Vegas)

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#7**
This foreign born former A list singer turned celebrity turned reality judge is celebrating her split with strippers galore. She had three female strippers at her house for almost an entire night this past week and paid them each $5000. Mel B

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#8**
The celebrity girlfriend of this former athlete turned fugitive?!? is getting tired of his excuses why he has not been able to deliver a reality show for the couple. They got into a huge fight this weekend while shopping for a life event. Ryan Lochte/Kayla Rae Reid (pregnant)

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#9**
All those years of sleeping with multiple producers have helped that celebrity offspring land an acting job when she most needed it. Oh, and also because the producer she was having sex with in the leaked pics wants her to not name names. Hello series regular. Katie Cassidy (David Cassidy) ("Arrow")

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#10**
This A+ list mostly movie actor introduced his model "girlfriend" to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. The foreign born actor has a different style of partying and loves his drugs and women so I don’t know if the model is up for a change in scenery to that extreme. Leonardo DiCaprio/Nina Agdal/Orlando Bloom (in St. Barts) (and she wasn't up for it)

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#11**
This foreign born still one hit wonder not named Iggy does share Iggy’s love of plastic surgery procedures. The still not old enough to drink singer has been botoxing and filling her face the past few months and looks nothing like the singer we saw out promoting her first record. Lorde

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#12**
Proving there is a new level of creepy this actor/singer can reach, he sent his former/probable future co-star 7 dozen red roses turned black for a wedding present. Jared Leto/Margot Robbie ("Gotham City Sirens")

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#13**
This actress was almost at the A+ level at one point in her career. She was a young actress in an ensemble cast of one of the most popular television shows of all time. The character she played was beloved by audiences and her acting was great. She is a multiple award winner/nominee. As I already wrote, the television show our actress starred in was one of the top rated shows at that time and was also critically acclaimed. The ensemble cast was a group of talented young actors and actresses, several of whom went on to become even more famous as their careers progressed. The sad thing is that our actress, who I’ll call Ms. D, has pretty much disappeared off the face of the earth. At the height of her fame, she inexplicably decided to walk out on the show. Not only did she walk out on the show, but she also forfeited what would have been an incredible amount of money in the process. Of course, there were diversionary tactics used to explain her departure from the show–the usual stuff about how she was difficult and demanding, and also that she was just downright crazy. None of this was true. What actually took place is that something very bad had happened to this actress at the hands of another cast member on the show. We’ll call him Mr. A. Mr. A was almost as popular as Ms. D was at that time , but beneath his wholesome exterior he was hiding a very dark side. To be blunt, this dude was a sociopath. Anyway, the real reason Ms. D walked out was not only because of what she experienced, but also because others involved with the show chose to look the other way. In fact, the higher-ups around the show made it clear to cast members that the situation was to be hushed up so that there would be no bad publicity. Mr. A also gaslighted Ms. D, big time, in order to keep her quiet. He had everyone on the show conned. It was so bad that our actress began to suffer from serious health problems from the stress and those close to her were afraid she would end up hospitalized. So… she bolted from the show for her own health and sanity and pretty much faded into obscurity. After her departure, the show continued on, as did the careers of Mr. A and the other cast members who had turned a blind eye to what happened. A few years passed and Mr. A became even more famous and wealthy thanks to his role on the show. His increased fame placed him in more elite social circles where he crossed paths with another actress. This actress, who I’ll call Ms. T, is what I’d consider permanent A list. At the time she encountered Mr. A., she was not really acting very much, but still maintained her A-list status for other reasons. Anyway, Mr. A crossed paths with Ms. T because of mutual friends and also because of a business matter they had in common. Unlike Ms. D, Ms. T had been around the block a few times and recognized the red flags with Mr. A’s personality pretty quickly. She is no shrinking violet and was not about to put up with any crap from this guy. Ms. T saw the warning signs after our actor attempted to make a business situation as miserable as possible for her. She told him in no uncertain terms that he better back off – and as is the case with these personality types, when Mr. A realized was onto him, he made sure to stay out of her way. Although Ms. T’s heydey as an actress was pretty much over at that point, our actress was (and is) very well liked in the industry. She has lots of loyal and powerful friends. And Ms. T made sure that ALL of them heard about her miserable experience with Mr. A. Since our actress has never been known to say an unkind word about anyone, that made her story that much more credible. Her powerful friends that heard the story were even more disturbed by it because at the time she crossed paths with Mr. A, she was going through a very vulnerable time in her life. Mr. A honed in on that and attempted to exploit her. Luckily our actress saw through that and was able to avoid harm. Ms. T’s friends were so disgusted by this story that they spread it around like the plague and before long, almost everyone in the business had heard it (and believed it). Mr. A continued to work on this very famous show, but once the show ended, he suddenly found himself struggling to get more work. No one would give him the time of day. This is surprising given that a number of the actors from this show went on to further successes after the show was over- but he didn’t. It was clear that people in the business were aware of our actor’s issues and were avoiding hiring him. What is even better is that that none of those old castmates were willing to help Mr. A find new work either. They all felt guilty about the situation with Ms. D - and no longer wanted to be tainted by any association with him, especially since Ms. T’s story was widely known at that point. What makes this all so interesting is that Ms. D and Ms. T recently met one another for the first time. They were introduced by a mutual friend who was aware of both of their stories. Since Ms. D was really not in contact with many people in the business anymore, she was had not heard Ms. T’s story when it was circulating around. The two women have since become very close friends and consider themselves part of each other’s families. This is a very unlikely friendship but they have totally bonded over their mutual loathing of Mr. A. What is even more intriguing is that Ms. T is urging Ms. D to write a book about what happened to her. Ms. T has even offered to pony up the cash for Ms. D to hire lawyers in case there are legal problems with the book. It will be interesting to see if the tell-all gets written. If so, I would imagine there will be quite a few in the Industry who will be very nervous about the prospect of being called out for not intervening in Ms. D’s situation with Mr. A.

Show: "ER"
Ms. D: Sherry Stringfield (she quit just as television executive Dick Robertson was closing a deal that guaranteed the ER cast millions in future earnings from sales to cable and syndication, meaning she effectively "walked away from a fortune")
Awards: In 1991 and 1993, Stringfield was nominated in the "Outstanding Villain/Villainess" category at the Soap Opera Digest Awards for her role in Guiding Light. She has also received multiple awards and award-nominations for her role as Susan Lewis in ER, including three separate Emmy Award nominations in the category "Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series" in 1995, 1996 and 1997. In 1995 she was nominated in the category "Favorite Female Performer" at the People's Choice Awards and in 1995 and 1996 she was nominated in the "Best Performance by an Actress in a TV-Series -Drama" category at the Golden Globe Awards. In 1996, she won a Q Award for "Best Actress in a Quality Drama Series" and in 1997 she, along with several of her ER cast-mates, won a Screen Actors Guild Award for "Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series".
Mr. A: Noah Wyle (although he starred in "Falling Skies" and "The Librarians", he also produced them)
Ms. T: Bo Derek
(sold her ranch to Noah Wyle after the death of her husband John Derek)

319. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/29
Guess which A list comedian is panicking about his last couple of failures? He's booked for several meetings in the office of his agent and publicist, and he's plotting his next move. One thing is for sure, you won't be seeing him at the flicks if he continues with his current trajectory. Adam Sandler; Ricky Gervais

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#1**
You can huff and you can puff and you can do a ton of interviews saying you are not, but the guys you hook up with each time you come to LA tell a completely different story about the sexuality of this A list reality star who has multiple cable shows. Jonathan Scott ("Property Brothers")

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#2**
Things are becoming strained for this A list couple. Each are A/A- list singers who feel obligated to stay together even though they really want to take a break from each other. Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani ("The Voice")

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#3**
It took about an hour for this former A list actor turned A-/B+ list almost television actor with A list name recognition to cheat on his A- list actress wife when she went out of town. John Krasinski ("Jack Ryan" on Amazon)/Emily Blunt (filming "Mary Poppins Returns" in England)

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#4**
Even the audience was laughing at this foreign born model turned really bad actress as she talked about her craft and upcoming projects at a recent event. Cara Delevingne (CinemaCon 2017 - The State Of The Industry: Past, Present And Future And STXfilms Presentation)

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#5**
This foreign born A- list actor is set to star in an almost television show about superheroes. He has had turns on pay cable too. Anyway, he is cheating on his significant other with this B+ list actress who is guesting on the series and played the same role for other superhero shows.
Actor: Charlie Cox
Show: "The Defenders" on Netflix
Pay cable: "Boardwalk Empire"
Significant other: Samantha Thomas
Co-star: Rosario Dawson (Claire Temple)

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#6**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has been flying back and forth across the country several times each week just because she wants to personally check on things with her children and their father. Jennifer Garner (filming in Atlanta)/Ben Affleck

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#7**
A sibling of this probable future A list NBA player who has not had a great start to his career is buying drugs using his name as collateral. She is thisclose to getting seriously injured for non payment. Ben Simmons ("Philadelphia 76ers")/sister Olivia

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#8**
This former celebrity/reality show host/actress/talk show host makes her mostly actor husband face time randomly throughout the day because she doesn’t trust him. I think she should be looking in the mirror too. Jenny McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#9**
This alliteration talk show host is taking a lot of flack for profiting off something she has publicly come out against before. If the check is big enough, she is willing to change her position while being paid. Wendy Williams ("Transphobic") (hired to host "Fierce Fridays", a live RuPaul's Drag Race viewing party)

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#10**
This almost network actress is hiding her connection to Scientology. Apparently, she is doing so under orders from the group who would LOVE for her to bring in the A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Heck, he would fit right in with at least one other a-hole actor in the group who also sexually assaults women. Floriana Lima ("Supergirl")/Casey Affleck/Danny Masterson

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#11**
This celebrity offspring is probably B-/C+ list. Only because of the name. Anyway, she has been doing private porn videos for woman who pay her a lot of money. A lot. Dylan Penn (Sean Penn and Robin Wright)

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#12**
This A list mostly movie actor who has A+++ list name recognition has not been to any of the life event appointments one would normally attend. Now, if someone offered him a tabloid cover, he would probably do it. George Clooney (wife Amal’s obstetric appointments)

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#13**
This former network reality star finally landed a casting couch gig. It took her a few dozen times before someone finally came through. She also managed to beat out a former co-star from the same show who needs rehab. Cheryl Burke (replacing Abby Lee Miller on "Dance Moms") (Karina Smirnoff from "Dancing With the Stars")

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#14**
#1 – One pilot which probably won’t be picked up is this one for ABC. The stars don’t get along and the bigger named co-star has made it clear she would much rather be doing something else. Mireille Enos/Peter Krause ("The Catch")

#2 – This A+ list singer wants people to think she likes guys rather than women so much that she is willing to have stories floating around out there that she is cheating with a guy at the expense of one of her best friends.

#3 – Our favorite drug addicted celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister is bisexual. So, she is very interested in that closeted A list reality star after they hung out a bit. The thing is, the reality star has no idea what kind of web of drugs and craziness she will be getting into. Paris Jackson (Michael Jackson)/Kendall Jenner

334. POPBITCH 03/30
(British blog)
1. Which TV chef has been telling some extremely airbrushed (and unconvincingly PG) versions of his life story in recent interviews, missing out huge chunks of his autobiography in order to maintain his image as the Housewives' Favourite?

2. Which celeb's recent career wobbles have been blamed on drinking – but are, in fact, more to do with him sexting hoardes of other women to distract himself from his wife's monster gak (drug) habit? Danny Dyer ("Eastenders")/Joanne Mas

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#1**
I love how this Academy Award winning actress keeps talking about "maintaining" her weight loss like she actually exercised all her weight off. Yes, she has to eat small portions, but she still won’t come clean about the surgery. Jennifer Hudson

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#2**
As I told you within the last week, this superhero would decide during press events to be super sweet and say great things about his ex/co-star so things would not be awkward. The problem he has now is two fold. The woman he is seeing thinks he still has a thing for his ex and the ex thinks she has a chance. Neither of those things are true, but he might want to dial it back just a couple of notches. Chris Evans/Jenny Slate
 (possibly Scarlett Johansson)

337. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actress is in a brand new movie and has gone off multiple times on her people after press interviews bring up the fact the role is a white washing. If anyone asks the actress about it again, she will probably lose it right on the reporter. Scarlett Johansson ("Ghost in the Shell")

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress is seeing a guy who has now left his wife for the actress. Our actress pretty much bugged him about it every single day multiple times each day until he did. Not the kind of story you want exposed when out promoting a billion dollar box office movie. Emma Watson ("Beauty and the Beast")

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#5**
No one knew she was going to be there. They certainly didn’t know what location. This wife to an A list mostly movie actor with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations took care of all that by making sure her husband called paps. It turns out he didn’t do a very good job so she called an additional dozen to make it seem like the whole world wants her picture. Amal Clooney

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#6**
So far, this B+ list mostly movie actor has kept it together while promoting his new movie. The fact it didn’t require much acting talent helped a great deal. He feels relaxed about it and has stayed sober. Zac Efron ("Baywatch")

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#7**
The problem the studio has is that their solution to two actors disliking each other is not to remind them they are getting paid a ton of money to act nice to each other, but that they forced the other actors in the movie to essentially choose sides which just makes everything worse. Vin Diesel/Dwayne Johnson ("The Fate of the Furious")

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#8**
It is such a cliche that this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor is about to get sued because a nanny in his employ was fired by the wife after she learned the nanny and actor were having sex. Ryan Reynolds (Blake Lively)

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#9**
This celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ lister once had her own reality show. Not content with the fame level she has achieved, she wants next level. She thinks it means porn. So, a huge increase in breast size has been done and so has the porn. Apparently though, she thinks it could be better, She wants people talking about it for decades. Francesca Eastwood (Clint Eastwood/Frances Fisher) ("Mrs. Eastwood & Company")

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#10**
"I swear to God, she borrows her mother’s clothes just to f**k with us. Why the f**k does she always want to look like she is in her 70’s? I can’t f**king stand her." A studio executive this week going on an even much longer rant about this former A list television actress turned brief A list mostly movie actress who now shoots a couple of episodes each year of a show you know will be canceled before it ever reaches episode 5. She recently shot a movie and the executive thinks she is destroying it on purpose with her approach to press and promotion. Katherine Heigl ("Doubt" and "State of Affairs") ("Unforgettable")

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#11**
Ahhh, our two favorite coke heads were at it again this week. Separately they have issues. Put them together and it is like watching Al Pacino lust after a desk full of coke. The foreign born model turned horrible actress and the actress who loves drugs even more than acting were all over a huge bag of coke. They were all over each other and every other woman that came by. Apparently the entire thing was very sexually charged and no men were anywhere near which is kind of a nice change from guys being a-holes to women who want coke. Cara Delevingne/Amber Heard

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#12**
At a party with friends the other night, this B list mostly television actress said she was disappointed her phone had not been hacked and the pictures leaked. She said her A list mostly movie actor husband would have been fine with it. Jenna Dewan Tatum/Channing Tatum

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#13**
#1 – It’s nice to see this former A list tweener from a tweening family out with his boyfriend in public. He hasn’t gone for the beard route in a long time. Nick Jonas

#2 – This foreign born permanent A list musician/singer is aging. He is also dying of complications from being HIV+. Back in the day, the cocktail came out just in time to save his life.

#3 – This A-/B+ list comic actress wanted to look good for her reboot of a classic series. So, she got work done to her face and lips and it all looks a mess. Debra Messing ("Will & Grace")

348. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/30
Guess which author is in a depression over the television adaptation of their book(s)? We better pray to the Gods that it gets better or no more books! Neil Gaiman ("American Gods")

349. THE GOSSIP LIFE 03/31
The Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Limited Series or Movie is going to be one of the most competitive categories ever at next years Emmys, but one of our potential nominees is already taking herself out of the running. "She's decided to run as supporting," claims the source, "even though she could run as lead. It gives her a better chance to claim victory and helps her avoid the mudslinging and lies." Shailene Woodley, Reese Witherspoon or Nicole Kidman ("Big Little Lies")

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#1**
Not sure if they can pull off this detail, but they are going to try. The people for this former Real Housewife turned actress/other reality star wants to see all of the contracts of her fellow city before agreeing to sign up for another season. She wants to see that she is getting paid the most. NeNe Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#2**
This A- list mostly movie actor is trying to tell in his own way that his foreign born co-star is hacked out of his mind on drugs. The co-star might actually be lower on the list at this point but has A+ list name recognition. Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales")

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#3**
This married permanent A list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award nominations/wins and A++ list name recognition is paying for an apartment for a former employee in her home who she is sleeping with. Julia Roberts (NYC Gramercy Park)

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie (action) actor is telling friends close to him that there is no way his significant other is carrying her baby which is why he has been publicly quiet about the pregnancy. Jason Statham/Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor has been living apart from his actress wife. They do pap walks together though. Anyway, he showed up with no notice at her place and was ticked that she wasn’t ready to go out even though she didn’t know he was coming. She got her revenge by not putting on her wedding ring just so people would start whispering. Daniel Craig/Rachel Weisz; Ryan Reynolds/Blake Lively

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#6**
This relationship between an actor and actress, one of which is in a family of actors is in trouble. Apparently our actress barely can handle being a future step mom and now is being pressured by her boyfriend to get pregnant. Kate Mara/Jaime Bell; Floriana Lima/Casey Affleck

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#7**
This soon to be superhero in his very own movie actor who is probably B+ without it was probably on about a three day bender while doing press for an ensemble movie featuring his character. That 3 days also did not include a shower as reporters all noticed. Jason Momoa ("Justice League") ("Aquaman")

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#8**
To try and keep her network show on the air, this A- list mostly television actress, who is the lead on the show made a commitment to cast and crew she would be easier to get along with. Apparently she finally realized if the show does get canceled so soon after being a hit, the blame is going to fall on her and she might not get another chance for years. Jaimie Alexander ("Blindspot")

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#9**
This superhero might be taking the high road when it comes to his ex, but some of his friends are not. They have gone all out on their disdain for the ex and have been posting an ever increasing list of more derogatory terms about her. Some of these, they say that our superhero said about his ex, and did so while they were dating. Chris Evans/Jenny Slate

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#10**
This former A+ list rapper could use the money a tour would bring, but he is in such bad shape physically he would end up having to drop out which would throw the spotlight on him in a big way. That would require way more covering up and attention than just not going would cause. Lil Wayne

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#11**
This late to the show, but who enjoyed a nice long run, A-/B+ list mostly television actress on a very hit, very long running network show is accusing a fellow cast member of racism. It is so bad that our actress is leaving the show.

361. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#12**
This former A+ list tweener had his bodyguards beat up a woman while out of the country this past week. Apparently the woman had not completed her transition and the former tweener flipped out. Justin Bieber (in Brazil)

362. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#13**
It is not very often that what happens behind a reality show is way more interesting than what happens actually on the show, but such is the case with this cable reality show that has rotated in new casts and locations almost every season. Way back in season 1 of the show, the public was introduced to someone who entered the life of the cast for an episode. Just one episode, but he had a part in multiple lives forever. In that first season he sunk his claws into one of the cast who we have grown to see on the show season after season. What happened? Well, this star, who we shall call C struck up a friendship with the one episode wonder who we can call S. The next thing you know, C invested his entire life’s savings with S. Not a good idea. It vanished so quickly that C probably thought even the bankruptcy he had to file because of it was a dream. There is only so long you can continue signing people up for something that sounds too good to be true. So, what do you do if you are S and want more people hooked on your bait? You introduce them to someone we will call CS who has been a star on the show for multiple seasons. Prior to coming on the show, the star made a great deal of money acting as a companion to those she met on her day job. As a companion, she made five times her day job salary. It also helped that she was willing to service both men and women. As long as the money was green, she didn’t care who was sharing her bed. CS met S through C. When not filming, CS was given money by S to sleep with people S was trying to get to invest with him. She slept with dozens of potential investors but only a couple signed up. S kept her around though on the payroll because she did have certain talents he enjoyed too. At some point, there were just too many investors complaining and now S is probably headed to jail. CS might not be far behind him. She has had trouble with the law because of her substance abuse issues which lead to her get extremely violent as a lover discovered.
Show: "Below Deck"
C: Captain Lee Rosbach

CS: Kate Chastain (Chief Steward)
S: Dean Slover (Managing Partner, PR Capital, LP)

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