NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

It's one of the hottest film franchises in the world and its last installment was a success, but the producers are prepared for a prolonged wait before any production begins again. "The fans won't be happy,' says my source, a spy close to the top brass. 'They already dislike the gaps between installments, but so much has to be resolved." "Bond 25" (James Bond movie)

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This network star has not been in a blind item in a couple of months. Welcome back. Our B+ list mostly television actress won the most wasted person during the show award. Sarah Hyland "Modern Family"

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Despite the heavy use of botox and some other plastic surgery procedures, this former tweener actress who somehow stayed relevant until her resurgence the past couple of years is being cheated on by her husband. She knows it but refuses to divorce him. Candace Cameron Bure ("Fuller House" and "The View")

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This former tweener actress who has had lots of trouble in her life got a golden chance but she is blowing it. The burned fingertips last night and heavy makeup to cover some marks on her face were the biggest clues she is still using meth. Jodie Sweetin ("Fuller House")

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: This A- list mostly television actor is back to filming two shows at once for the second consecutive year. He took his girlfriend to the awards but that audience was right in his wheelhouse. You never saw a guy talk about his college scholarships so much. They don’t exist, but he got a lot of phone numbers. Only from women. No men eligible for his scholarships. John Stamos ("Fuller House" and "Scream Queens")

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: JV (E.L.’s friend) got an up close and personal look at this MTV actor. She says he was on something. She was guessing some kind of mushroom or something like that, but JV’s friend was convinced it was meth. Either way, the A-/B+ lister was wasted and also hitting on a lot of guys. Maybe with the end of the show coming, he feels more free. Tyler Posey ("Teen Wolf")

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: There was a little behind the scenes battle last night to hook up with this married showrunner. Apparently he is going through some possible marital issues. I say possible because sometimes things are said which are used more for sex than actually being true. That being said, this soon to be out of work almost network actress who has yachted in the past won the battle of his affections last night over this foreign born singer with the cool sounding name. She would have won and had been making out with the showrunner but then our actress whispered in his ear that the singer is underage. Just slightly, but is underage.
Kat Graham ("The Vampire Diaries")/Tallia Storm (17 year old Scottish R&B/soul singer)

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: Another person grabbing on for dear life to a showrunner, but not sexually as far as JV could see was this below drinking age MTV actress who also has a pretty decent gig on another cable show. She is being considered to replace the drug addict mentioned in an earlier blind and would love the gig. Katherine McNamara (20 years old) (MTV - "Happyland") (Freeform - "Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments") (replace Jodie Sweetin on "Fuller House")

TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: I can’t even pronounce her name, but this well underage teen who stars on a reality show was trashing these two sisters from the same show. The language coming from this teen was crazy. JV was shocked at the nastiness. Chloe Lukasiak ("Dance Moms")

This former A+ list rapper is out of commission a couple of days a week because of the meds he takes. The rest of the week it is hit or miss whether he makes any sense at all. Lil Wayne (seizures)

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#10**
This OG momager spent a month in rehab despite what everyone else is calling it. Dina Lohan (Lindsay)

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#11**
This A- list reality star skipped the birthday party of her reality star daughter because the reality star was picking up a paycheck to attend a birthday party of someone who was paying to have stars attend. Caitlyn Jenner (Kylie’s birthday) (son of the Sultan of Brunei)

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/01 **#12**
Apparently when this B+ list mostly movie actor relapsed, he suffered some type of stroke which is why he has not really been seen in public the past couple of months. Jonathan Rhys Meyers

This A-list movie had good testing reviews with some criticism several months ago. The studio took it insanely personally, fearing another flop and ordered several reshoots and rewrites. This has resulted in a butchered movie that's receiving piss poor reviews. "Suicide Squad"

This infamous B list celebrity who was a one time A list celebrity for all the wrong reasons has moved in with her drug dealer/pimp. Amanda Knox (accused murderer)

In exchange for his silence, this disgraced politician is being paid a consultant fee by this A list politician to keep the whole lesbian/bisexual thing a secret. Hillary Clinton/Anthony Weiner (his wife Huma Abedin)

In an effort to revive her music career, this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress is straight up stealing songs. She has no intention of paying for them and hopes to strong arm her way through any lawsuits. Lady Gaga

This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring almost passed out doing press for her new film. She is eating once every couple of days in order to slim down even though she doesn’t need to lose weight at all. Bryce Dallas Howard "Pete's Dragon"

Continuing a tradition, this A list reality star who also sells makeup had to pay for the birthday party her boyfriend threw her. Kylie Jenner/Tyga

This former tweener actress turned bad adult actress/A- list singer recently spent the last 30 minutes of a flight trying to flush drugs down an airplane toilet. They were flying in to a country that would put them to death for the drugs. Apparently some of the the items clogged the toilet and things were a chaotic mess as they tried to hide their drug use. Selena Gomez (Singapore, China)

This permanent A list "singer" was shopping at a store recently. The store had to shoo out the customers after our singer kept trying on pants without any sort of top or bra on using a mirror in the middle of the store. The singer’s bodyguards were worried about customers using a phone to take pics so customers were asked to leave. Britney Spears

This made her fame as a commercial actress generally has an actor boyfriend. When he is out of town though she earns some money on the side. The other day at a Starbucks she was complaining because the guy she slept with kicked her out before she could grab her shoes and he wouldn’t let her back in the house. Apparently the shoes were worth about $2000 but she didn’t want to make a police report and explain why she was there. Charlotte McKinney/Stephen Dorff

This married former bad actress from a hit tv show turned bad actress in bad tv movies turned reality star has a really big drinking problem. Apparently things are so bad that she rarely makes it beyond her couch or the living room floor each night. Tori Spelling

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#10**
That foreign born model who hopes her latest acting role goes much better than her first was so hammered on MDMA last night that she must have ground her teeth into nothing. And was so loud doing it. Hey, better than the coke she loves. Cara Delevingne ("Suicide Squad" premiere)

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#11**
This former boy bander who sometimes trots out a beard for a date or two traveled halfway across the world for two nights of sex with this male musician that one of his singer friends set him up with. Niall Horan ("One Direction") (hookup setup by friend Ellie Goulding) (London to Chicago for Lollapalooza music festival)

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#12**
Hopefully this time when this closeted foreign born former tweener turned B+ list singer heads to Brazil he will use a condom. Last time he was there he contracted HIV. Cody Simpson

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/02 **#13**
**A few weeks ago I was talking to a long time friend. Her show had just been canceled and work prospects were looking a little grim for this season of shows. It was probably going to be a lot of guest starring roles rather than recurring and definitely no main roles. At some point we started talking about yachting and she admitted she has done it a couple of times to supplement her income. Early summer can be slow and she speaks French which makes things much easier. I asked her if she wanted to write about her experience. She agreed. I changed some of her descriptions to make them a little harder to guess but other than that, it is pretty much how she wrote it.** I’m an actress. A generally out of work actress. If not for voice over work, things would be bleak right now. I had high hopes for this past year but the show I was starring on got canceled. It happens a lot. I was on a hit network show for a few years. Just a recurring role. It was a vicious back stabbing show. Oh, not for the guys, but for the women on the show. The women who were the original cast members were fiercely protective over their turf. Unless you were a female A lister just coming in for a week or two, they would do whatever they could to show you the door. I came in to it about halfway through the run of the show. Here I was, on this great show, but I was not guaranteed anything other than one episode at a time. The main cast were locked in. Whether they appeared in a certain week or not, they got paid. What also hurt me is that I couldn’t get any other work just in case this show needed me. For a whole season I would wait by the phone. Meanwhile, I still had all my expenses and the money was quickly being drained from my account. It was on the show that I started talking to another actress. While we waited for a scene to be set up, we would talk. A lot. Hours of free time gives you a lot of time to discuss things. Everything. It was not that long ago that I was working every week in a pretty good show and making quite a lot of money. I decided to buy a house. Then, the star of the show got tired of acting and just like that, the show ended and I was scrambling. I told her this story and she said I should think about heading to Europe for the summer. She had done it before. She didn’t tell her boyfriend at the time who is now her husband about it. He thinks she was there to do some magazine shoots and promotional appearances for products. The more she talked about it, the better it sounded. I have been on television since I was 10. In my home country, everyone knows me for a certain role I did when I was young. Throughout my teen years I worked a lot. Almost full-time. The jobs didn’t pay as much as a network show, but things were good. At the time, you think things will always be great and you will work full time. So, I didn’t save as much as I should. I was young and I thought the money would just keep rolling in. It didn’t. As I got a little older, the parts I landed were bigger and paid more, but they were more infrequent. I would get a network show and it would last for two years. The money was great for those two years but then it would get canceled and you would be looking for a job for the next year. By the time you landed the next show and got paid, most of the money you made in the last show was gone. I’m not complaining. Just trying to explain. Each week you never know if your job will be lost. Will the show be canceled? Will the audience hate your character and you get fired? Will you ever get another job if you do get fired? I remember on my first movie, I thought I knew everything. I had been working for a decade and breezed into work, excited about this new challenge. I think it was day 3 on the movie when I was told I had to f**k the lead actor in the movie or I would lose my job. The thing is I had known this actor for a long time. Apparently he is the one who had me cast in the movie and now was payback time. I didn’t know he cast me. I didn’t know he liked me like that. My network show I had been on just ended. I had nothing lined up but this movie and a crap movie someone talked me into doing. I needed this paycheck. I did it. I slept with the guy. I have hated him since. I have never seen anything he has done. He is a f**ker who took advantage of the situation. I had known him almost my whole life but he was willing to have me fired unless I had sex with him. On a side note, after filming I went to do a guest shot on a television show supposedly leading to recurring and the lead actor in that show said he heard from the actor I had sex with that I was good to go. I said I wasn’t good to go and wouldn’t have sex with the lead of the show. Instead of the recurring role I was promised, it was a one off thing. A week later they brought someone in who would have sex with the actor and she got the recurring role. So, back to the present day. The actress I was talking to made it sound super easy and that she only had sex a few times with guys while yachting and that it was mostly partying and being arm candy. I asked her what I needed to do and she said she would introduce me to the person who could make it happen. Tomorrow our actress goes yachting.

One day I was talking to my co-star about being on a yacht and a few short weeks later I was flying to France. It was a blur. She made a call and that night we went and had drinks with a woman who gets a fee for sending people to model. That’s what she called it. She had some fake British accent which sometimes turned into a fake French accent. "You’re there to look pretty. A yacht is elegant and so are you." The comparisons between myself and a yacht went on and one. Owners of yachts liked to have parties and needed to fill those parties with models. Again and again the word model. I guess that line would work with someone who was new to acting or modeling, but to me it sounded fake. Fake like the agents who will get you a part if you pay them a bunch of money and use their photographer to take your head shots. I think this woman’s spiel probably worked best in small towns where she probably advertised in Craigslist. She would get a group of them in some Holiday Inn conference room and show them photos of yachts and parties on yachts. Sprinkle in a few pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio and other hot looking actors to really get them excited. Then dangle that money carrot and international travel and most of them were sold. I saw Leonardo DiCaprio when I was there. He was at a restaurant having a drink surrounded by a bunch of guys. My reality was a bunch of sweaty, overweight guys who thought they could dance and had too much body hair. Oh, which they liked to show off. Anyway, blah blah blah went the recruiter. I was already in. I knew what to expect and I also knew I needed the money. Oh, lets talk about the money for a second. First of all she promised to pay $10,000 per week. Each trip was one week. I would get $2500 upfront and then the other $7500 while I was there. Nope. My co-star already told me about this scam. Apparently the $7500 was what a model could expect to earn if she slept with a guy each night of the week long trip. $1000 a night was the going rate. The thing is though that wasn’t guaranteed. I didn’t want that kind of guarantee. My co-star said she learned from the models brought in that none of them were told they would have to earn the $1000 a night on their backs. They assumed that the whole thing was legit and would actually get paid the $7500 on the ship. The vast majority of the women my co-star encountered just partied on the yacht and never slept with anyone. They just took the $2500 and the airplane ticket and had fun. They would be where they needed to be, but never ended up having sex with any of the men. Those that did often got screwed over because they guys wouldn’t pay them anything or would give them a fake Rolex or something similar as payment. There were boxes on the ships filled with fake French handbags and Chanel jewelry. I told the woman I wanted my fee. I was treating this like an acting job. I would play the model part to a tee. People know my face. People know my work. My fee at the time was $25K per episode and each episode took a week to film, so I wanted $25K upfront. When I fly somewhere for work, I always hope for first class, but will settle for business class. I thought that was fair. The woman kept going on and on about some crap about how they could not afford to pay that. My co-star told me $25K is what she got so I knew I could get it. Plus, they use your name to recruit other women to go. Two days after meeting the woman, the money was in my account. I didn’t have to share it with my agent or manager or lawyer or anyone else. On my flight to Paris, I didn’t notice any other women who looked like they were "models," but when I got to Paris that all changed. My flight landed and I was met by a guy holding a sign just like any other limo driver would in the US. The only difference is this guy was herding everyone on to a bus. A flight would come in and four or five other models would get on the bus. I landed around 8am so I only had to wait on the bus for an hour. Some of the models had been there since 5am and waited and slept as the bus filled. I guess I assumed I would get to Nice by plane or train but had been put off when I asked and only told that someone would meet me at the airport. A hundred women all on a bus. Most were wearing just regular clothes. Many though had obviously either gone straight from a club to their flight or they thought they were going to be put to work immediately upon landing. I’m not sure how some of the women could even sit because their dresses were so tight. Almost all of them left nothing to the imagination when they sat. A guy with the most enormous pinky ring I have ever seen gave a welcoming speech in French and then in English. Then, another guy who looked like he beat people up for a living spoke in what I later learned was Russian and Polish. Well over half this bus was filled with women from Eastern Europe. My co-star told me more and more women from Eastern Europe were being brought in because they were willing to have sex every night. Less women from the US and other countries were being brought over because so many were not having sex. The men on the yachts either paid a fee to get on the yachts or in some cases were being wined and dined to write big checks. Especially with the fee paying guests, they expected sex for their fee. Apparently some companies charged as much as $2000 a night to these guys for all the liquor, food and women they could manage. If I was a guy on the ship, I would be ticked off even if I was going to get laid. First of all, if it is a dinner/night cruise you are actually cruising. There are very few places to actually have sex. You have to wait until 3am when the yacht docks and then take the woman back to your hotel or wherever else you are staying. Chances are though, she has to be back at the ship by noon for the afternoon cruises. Those are where the guys go out on the yacht a mile or so off the coast and then everyone plays in the water. The models are all in the tiniest of bikinis. Most are topless. The guys are trying to slam their junk into the tightest Speedos they could find and look ridiculous. I hated the afternoon cruises. There was a lot more groping and staring. You would be in the water and some guy would grab you and touch you. They wanted to shower with you when you got out of the water. They wanted to rub oil on you and have you rub it on them. At night, guys wanted to dance and drink and eat and knew they had a long night ahead of them before they could try and get you to f**k them. During the day, they only had three hours and they were on their worst behavior. It was drinking and hot sun and between the groping and comments and picture taking, you just felt like a piece of meat. I know that is an expression that is used loosely. Not in this case. Guys with cell phones and video cameras and cameras were in your face. If they saw some poor model passed out they would film her and grope her all while she was being filmed. For the most part it was a three hour sexual assault recorded. I hated it. There was not enough hot water to make me feel clean after those day cruises. Almost all of the women had hotel rooms on shore. A couple who were favorites of the people running the tour would stay with those guys in the yacht. The rest of us were six to a room in a hotel. The routine went something like this. You would get up around 8 and there would be a hangover slow procession to the showers and then makeup in time to get to the yacht around 11:30 for the noon cruise. You would cruise until 3 and then make your way back to the hotel where we would nap until 6 or 7 and then get some food. We would then do the procession thing again and get back to the ship about 10pm. We would then cruise until about 3am and head back to the hotels and sleep. Some mornings we would get a call in the room and some model would be requested by a private yacht. These were the guys with the big money. These were the ones most of the models wanted to book. They would do anything to get on those yachts. Those were the Russian oligarchs and rappers and businessmen. They were the actors. The handlers hated sending women over to those gigs though because they never came back. That would be one less person for the cruises. By my last night there, half of the women were gone. Most of those had moved on to private yachts. Some had just quit. Some had ended up with some guy who they liked. At least one person from my week overdosed. I get asked if I would ever do it again. Nope. Never. Not a chance. I stuck it out because I got paid to stick it out. I never walked away from a gig where I was paid and I treated it just like that. I have never felt more degraded in all my life. Some of the women there had been doing it for a year. They had moved from the Caribbean in the winter to the Med in the summer and never planned on quitting. I hated it. I cried for a f**king week when I got back. I got invited to go to Cannes to promote a show I was in. The only time in my life I begged off. I want no part of that city for awhile. I never slept with anyone while I was there. My co-star said most women don’t, but in my experience, most did. In my opinion, half were looking to make as much money that week as possible and the other half wanted to find a husband. I will say that the week I was there, only two or three women I met were American. When my co-star had been, there were well over half. Did I mention how much I hated it there?
Actress: Vanessa Lengies (Montréal, Québec, Canada)
Voice-overs: Kordi/"Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures"
Cancelled show: "Second Chance"
Hit network show: Sugar Motta/"Glee"
Other actress on "Glee": Naya Rivera
Role when she was young: Sarah Leigh/"Radio Active"
Network show that lasted two years: Roxanne Bojarski/"American Dreams"
First movie and star: "Waiting"/Ryan Reynolds
Crap movie: "The Perfect Man"
Guest show on TV show: Leni Hayes/"Moonlight"
Lead actor: Alex O'Loughlin
Replacement: Tami Roman (of the "Real World: Los Angeles" and "Basketball Wives LA" fame)

Although a divorced looked inevitable for an A-list couple several months ago, many sources in LA are now claiming that a reconciliation is more than likely. It isn't quite Thunderbirds are go just yet, but watch. It'll be a very interesting year and you just know that we here at The Gossip Life will be on the forefront of any developments. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner

This "sexually fluid" B list mostly television actor who is currently on a TV Land show has been cheating on his boyfriend with this foreign born Disney actress turned actress currently starring in a comic book show on a streaming channel you probably didn’t know existed unless you own that system. Nico Tortorella ("Younger")/Olesya Rulin ("Powers"/PlayStation Network)

With the ex of this superhero unable to scrounge up any additional tabloid dough, she has turned to the wallets of the fathers of some of her friends who seem to find her company enjoyable. Henry Cavill/Tara King

All is not well in north of the border land similar to Shondaland. Apparently there is huge trouble brewing and staffers from LA sent to help with damage control. Greg Berlanti/Executive Producer of "Arrow", "The Flash" and "Legends of Tomorrow" all filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada (cast members are upset that Katie Cassidy is returning and will be on all 3 shows)

This former bubblegum singer turned actress turned famous name from back in the day is just about broke. Even though she got a recent settlement, she has not cut back on her expenses and no one wants to hire her because despite her appearances, she brings a lot of drama to every project. Mandy Moore

The PR team of this A+ list NFL player are playing spin the bottle when it comes to finding a reason other than the truth when it comes to press availability for a certain pending question being asked this week. So far, the tabloids are playing the we will print whatever you want us to print and treat it as gospel truth game. Aaron Rodgers (will he attend his brother’s wedding "Bachelorette" winner Jordan Rodgers)

This A list country singer/part-time reality star needs to slow his roll. Well, have his girlfriend’s people slow their roll. He cheats on her and the list of women is growing so his girlfriend is going to look kind of foolish if everyone gets too far ahead of themselves. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani engagement

This foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer is really playing a dangerous game. He must know this A+ list singer has security cam footage of him using drugs and also beating one of his ex-girlfriends. He wouldn’t want that to get leaked. Justin Bieber/Taylor Swift (ex-girlfriend: Selena Gomez)

The amount of drug and steroid abuse from this now two time network reality star is frightening. I’m pretty sure the network thought he was going to kill someone. Chad Johnson "The Bachelorette" and "Bachelor in Paradise"

This singing celebrity is doing his singing celebrity sibling a solid by pretending aloud to tabloids his sibling competes with him for women to date. Joe Jonas/Nick Jonas

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/03 **#10**
This offspring of a permanent A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is hooking up with a woman who the actor has kept on his payroll for two years as an employee. And by employee, I mean mistress. The offspring has no idea he is playing second fiddle to dad. Weston Cage (Nicolas Cage)

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/03 **#11**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is having another spat with her former girlfriend. It seems the former girlfriend thought she was going to be number one on the playlist of the actress. Nope. The actress found another guy so when the guy wanted a threesome, she had to get this foreign born model turned actress who has been on the rocks with her girlfriend.
B+ list actress: Amber Heard

Former girlfriend: Tasya Van Ree
Model/girlfriend: Cara Delevingne/St. Vincent
Guy: Elon Musk

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/03 **#12**
This foreign born former A list model is selling off all her possessions. She loaned a guy she had been dating a bunch of money for an investment that failed. Her permanent A list ex won’t give her any money so it is selling off time. Rachel Hunter/Rod Stewart

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/03 **#13**
#1- I guess it was inevitable. This former High School Musical actor is back on drugs. No one wants to hire him right now. He is trying to get hired without even having a meeting because he is in such bad shape. Matt Prokop (dated and abused Sarah Hyland)

#2 – This former escort turned actress turned celebrity turned reality star turned actress turned celebrity with A list name recognition is hooking up with some random rich married guy who has paid out almost $250K to the celebrity over the past six months. His wife just found out so this should be interesting. Amber Rose; Denise Richards

#3 – There is going to be a second season of this hit almost television show but one of the teen female leads might not make it to the second season. Her eating disorder has caused multiple hospitalizations over the past few months. Natalia Dyer "Stranger Things"

Turmoil at the morning show. The EP wanted to relieve the cast of several members, but the network put their foot down and adamantly denied it. 'How many times are we going to do this?' a source tells me were the words bandied about. 'No more revamps. No more reboots. No more. No more. No more.' The EP and the network reached an agreement on a select few firings and hirings, but not nearly as many as the EP initially would've liked. It'd due to this fortuity that several people still have their jobs. "The View"

43. POPBITCH 08/04
Which boyband megastar is a surprising find on Grindr? One Popbitch reader matched his unassuming profile and turned up only to find the pop hottie welcoming him in to make a few midnight memories.
Harry Styles ("One Direction" song "Midnight Memories")

44. MR. X 08/04 **#1**
She knew she was going to get the reaction she did. This A/B-list talk show host planned out those controversial statements with her staff months in advance, but jumped at the opportunity at the right time. She’s been doing this kind of thing for decades. Yes, the other host involved in this fracas was in on it. Yes she lost some sponsors, but gained three more. No, no staff members were fired as is being reported in other outlets, they moved on to another gig but left with huge checks as a thank you. Wendy Williams (Roland Martin)

45. MR. X 08/04 **#2**
Which one hit wonder pop singer whose song was all over radio at this time last year just got dropped by her record label? To bide the time before she (hopefully) gets signed to another label, she’s been yachting to earn extra cash. Iggy Azalea
("Pretty Girls" with Britney Spears)

46. MR. X 08/04 **#3**
What former A-list singer/actress and her longtime gossip blogger friend are still playing out that fake feud? The blogger was busted by one of his Twitter followers after he posted a video of himself on Snapchat wearing a shirt with a picture of the singer from her new music video which will be out later this year. Lady Gaga/Perez Hilton

This actor turned politician turned actor turned director is getting up there in years. It does not appear to have slowed down his drive for college age students that allow him to spank them. All of the women have to be as young as his youngest daughter. Creepy. Clint Eastwood

This Academy Award winning actress who is probably permanently A list by this point likes to go on her innocent kicks from time to time. She is so good at whitewashing her past. Oh, and her present. She likes to pretend she is this God fearing, cake baking do gooder. The thing is though back in the day she was breaking up marriages and drinking and being a very wild person. Even today, she is one of the worst people in the world to work for and no one ever stays for long because of her horrible temper. Reese Witherspoon

This former A list singer and once Ukraine’s top box office star likes to spin a good yarn. The truth is that over the past few years, the former A lister has had multiple breast enlargements. She thinks bigger is better. Jessica Simpson

This soon to be back on television reprising a role many thought was a goner because of the show’s troubles B+ list actress has obviously not talked through her issues in rehab or she would not be getting so chummy with the family member who is the root of all her problems. Yes, you could argue the other family member who offered the actress up for casting couches was just as bad. Hayden Panettiere "Nashville" (her father)

I think at this point we are going to need a birth certificate. A few months ago, this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress went through a huge to do about her age. After I did a blind, others did it more publicly. So, she won her argument but in interviews for her new movie, it seems the she is older by a lot crowd are winning again. Our actress keeps screwing up her timeline. Margot Robbie ("Suicide Squad")

Bravo wouldn’t let this Housewife who has done so many other things show pics of this other Housewife doing coke, so they compromised. Bethenny Frankel/LuAnn de Lesseps ("Real Housewives of New York City")

This celebrity offspring who does pretty well for herself on her own but still needs the financial assistance of her permanent A list dad for her lifestyle spent a little of his money on some coke she was doing at a big premiere last night. Georgia May Jagger (Mick) ("Suicide Squad" premiere)

This soon to be reality star which is all she has ever wanted in life has stopped seeing other men because it was messing around with her "boyfriend’s" mind which is unstable as it is, but also the filming schedule for her show. Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian ("Rob & Chyna")

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has multiple celebrity offspring and multiple A list exes had to drop out of an upcoming project. It was drugs. The studio wouldn’t greenlight it with her involved. Demi Moore (Kyra Segwick replaced her in "Ten Days in the Valley")

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/04 **#10**
What do you get when you give millions of dollars to the mob? You get one of their imports. An import brought over from Eastern Europe to entertain high rollers at their casinos. An import brought over to be the mistress for someone high up in the organization. An import brought over to put someone in a very awkward position. An import brought over to help out a politician who is afraid his extracurricular activities could be made public. Back in the day, this importer for the mob also worked in a legit business. It is the same business that this A+ list celebrity is most well known. Our importer took cuts in the business from every side. Literally every side. He had a license which allowed him to take a certain percentage which he kept hidden from his legit employer. If a deal was having trouble closing he would send in some associates. They would convince other people who might be bidding to back out. In turn, they might convince people not bidding to bid even higher so there would be more money sent over to the importer. Our importer literally made tens of millions of dollars a year. A lot of that money was generated by our A+ list celebrity through the shady deals they made together. As a thank you gift, our importer sent over his most popular import at the time. Little did he know, he would never get the import back. The import became domestic. Melania (Donald Trump)

Yet another feud has broken out on the set of this A-list television show. Conniving, in-fighting and Machiavellian maneuvering worthy of the Roman Empire or Game of Thrones. The majority of the feuds revolve screen time, although salary has been invoked too. I'd love to say it's just a couple of the key players, but it's near on the entire starring cast. They had this level of spiteful, nasty drama in the first season, but the high percentage of the issues were thought to have been solved. Not so fast, eh? Possible firings soon. "Empire" (filming in Chicago); "Scream Queens"

With the off set drama between these two co-stars on a hit CBS show, look for one of them to be killed off. Everyone is just tired of being in the middle of it all on set. Katharine McPhee/Elyes Gabel "Scorpion"

While doing press and premieres for the blockbuster set to open this weekend, one person in the cast is universally disliked. The actor/singer. No one wants him around for a second installment. No one. From his ridiculous method acting to the drug use, he was a nightmare. Jared Leto "Suicide Squad"

This former A+ list actress in her part of acting world is on very thin ice. Maybe she is blinded by love, but she is doing some very shady things which could land her in jail in two countries. Jenna Jameson (porn star) (engaged to Lior Bitton, a diamond dealer)

The actress pro beard who actually makes a lot more money acting than bearding has reached her limit. There is no way she will get her name dragged through the mud as some kind of scapegoat for family drama. She will walk away in a second and let everyone deal with the fallout. Oh, and by the way, she never signed any confidentiality agreement so I would be really nice to her. Olivia Munn/Aaron Rodgers (brother Jordan winner of "The Bachelorette")

This B+ list mostly television actress is on a middling hit network show. She needs the work or she would probably be gone. The good news for her is she moved from one hit to the next. The bad news is that her ex is also her co-star and boss on the new show and he makes her life miserable every day. January Jones/Will Forte (now dating Jaimie Alexander/"Blindspot") ("The Last Man on Earth")

This soon to be married actress/celebrity with the A list last name has been hooking up with her ex. Not often, but enough where there have been some whispers. Probably not enough to derail the wedding, but enough it will derail the marriage if it continues. Lydia Hearst/Chris Hardwick (ex: Kevin Connolly)

This former Disney actor turned A- list mainstream actor apparently sent his actress girlfriend to the hospital when he hit her. She never called the police and at urgent care, she insisted it was all her fault for getting to close to a flying elbow. Hmmm. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth

The biggest a-hole on a television set right now probably goes to this A-/B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit cable show with tons of Emmy nods. He argues with literally everyone and acts like a diva the entire time on set. Norman Reedus ("The Walking Dead"/7 Emmy nominations)

Almost two years without seeing her child. That is how important money and fame is for this significant other to a foreign born A list celebrity/reality star. Lauren Silverman/Simon Cowell

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/05 **#10**
I love how this former A list singer/homewrecker still likes spinning that fairy tale of hers that she is going to have kids. Not going to happen. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/05 **#11**
This A+ list mostly movie actress needs the quick paycheck, but the drug use and illness she is fighting have her unable to do any acting right now. Angelina Jolie Pitt

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/05 **#12**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who has a franchise starting up again soon was at a talk show appearance recently and didn’t say a word the entire night to anyone except when she was actually on camera. The people there said she looked like someone on the verge of a breakdown. Diane Kruger

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/05 **#13**
Almost two years ago, this A- list mostly television actor who has more good looks than actual acting talent made a deal with his A list celebrity wife. She would get help for her addiction and he would continue to let her see their child. Part of the deal is the family remained living under the same roof. Just because they are living under the same roof though does not mean they do anything else together. Apparently the couple can tolerate each other only long enough to do a public event like church once every couple of months. The rest of the time they do things separately, including spending time with their child. They don’t want the child to see the dislike the couple has for each other so time with the child is always spent alone. This was never going to be a long time solution. For one thing, the child is starting to wonder why mom and dad always spend time alone with the child, but never as a family. Also, our celebrity likes to think of herself as the late night, always going to a party, jet set lifestyle while her husband is more of a stay at home guy. The husband actually has a woman he has been seeing for quite sometime. He would like to spend more time with her, but that means of course dissolving the marriage. The celebrity is not quite ready for that because she has blown through most of her money and her monthly expenses are paid for by the husband. The celebrity’s latest project has not been the success or financial boost she thought it would be. These discussions between the pair have been very heated to the point where the whole relationship might explode into a public ball of flames rather than the quiet little whimper they were hoping for. Josh Duhamel/Fergie ("M.I.L.F. $" from upcoming album "Double Dutchess")

This married fairy tale actor is about to turn off his social media. He has already stopped interacting with fans off set because his wife wants all marriage talk about them stopped. Colin O'Donoghue ("Once Upon A Time")

This former A list mostly television actress who had her best days in TV back in the day was once in a franchise. I know, I know people forget, but a certain segment of the population never does. She uses her interactions with them to try and increase membership in her religion. Kirstie Alley/"Look Who’s Talking"/Scientology

73. MR. X 08/06 **#1**
This former A list singer from a singing family is drinking the Jenny McCarthy juice and trying to convince people she knows more about medical science than doctors.
Toni Braxton  (autistic son)

74. MR. X 08/06 **#2**
This A list Olympian who is more known for his body than his body of talent got a big break back in the day in covering up his sexuality. He was busted having sex with another man but the officer wrote it up as a frat boy having fun.

The A- list almost television actress from a hit show thought by having her significant other fly out to visit at work would put a curb on the drug use of our actress. Nope. Got worse. Ruby Rose ("Orange Is the New Black")

The average person is starting to learn what others in the industry have known for awhile. This foreign born A+ list singer really only cares for herself. Sometimes she will share a story or two about interacting with a fan, but they are all for show. Same goes for any favors asked of her. If there is not money in it for her, she isn’t interested. Adele

This B+ list mostly movie actress is from an acting family. She has not been the same the past six months after catching her boyfriend in bed with another woman. Twice. Rooney Mara (PROBABLY Charlie McDowell)

It might have been a surprise to her, but this foreign born barely relevant celebrity was all about making as much money off his royal girlfriend as possible. She was a commodity to him and he got as much as he could from her. With no more possible revenue streams available, he dumped her. Coldly. Princess Beatrice/Dave Clark

Today’s blind item is a well known ATL rapper. He claimed a spot in recent headlines for ponying up 2,500 backpacks as a ‘Street Dreams’ donation to kids heading back to school. But word spilling in the streetz seems to reveal our mystery man’s move was based on much more than just fulfilling his due diligence to the hood. That’s because the self-noted Corporate Thug was reportedly pullin’ off a publicity play! "He did the backpack giveaway to the kids to deflect the news of his Benz Sprinter getting sprayed with bullets." According to multiple H-Town sources … it was after a FTSU dinner party, hosted by the Trap or Die Don, when a pair of our blind item’s distinguished corporate thugs found themselves in a blaze of gunfire! Sources say the shooting happened just outside of the Derek Hotel, as the Drug War 3 duo pulled up to the Houston hotel — adding, "had they not been inside of that Benz Sprinter, the bullets coulda caused some real damage." "Boston George got chased out of Houston by J Prince … so when when he returned for his signing party? Somebody shot up the car he was riding in." The drop: "Nobody wanted to hurt _____ but if he’s riding around with Boston George in Houston? Shit is going to pop off. Boston George should’ve told his new boss that J Prince’s goons robbed him for his chain and told him to relocate." He’s said to have turned down the chance to wife-up Keyshia Cole. And word is he had Mariah sprung in da studio!!! Now, can you guess the Snowman I’m talkin’ about? Young Dro

This fairly reliable source of mine SWEARS that he was once in a bar when he was approached by a women in her forties. He claims she looked beyond hideous and was desperately trying to score with him, and after a couple of minutes of her whispering some very bad things, he blew her off, thinking nothing off it. After the woman walked away and left, the bartender and several patrons altered him that it was actually an A-list actress. He chased after her like she was the one to try and make amends, but she was already gone. 'She must have been wearing a Halloween mask,' the source says, 'because she looked NOTHING like she did in the movies.' This took place in the 90s. Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, Sharon Stone

If you want a wedding on television and all the money that comes with it, then you need to act like a couple. So, if you are the guy in this relationship you stop sexting all of the women you met while the show was being aired and grab a pap and go makeout with the woman you want to get tv married to. Jordan Rodgers/JoJo Fletcher ("The Bachelorette")

This NBC Olympics announcer covering a very high profile event is unraveling to the point where executives are worried if he can stay the course for his events. They have someone on standby because things are that bad. Al Trautwig/NBC’s gymnastics announcer

What do you do if you are a ghostwriter for this A+ list singer? You keep your mouth quiet about it. They didn’t, and now won’t get any work songwriting for anyone any longer. Beyoncé
 (PROBABLY: Diana Gordon)

This foreign born celebrity chef/reality star went a little overboard with the botox and other work done to his face. He has been trying to cover it up, but he has made a big mess with his decisions. Gordon Ramsay

Nothing says to producers please don’t let me be the one killed off when you document on social media every night the result of yourself getting drunk. The words and actions coming out of this actress on a hit network show are going to get her unemployed very quickly.

This celebrity offspring of a mostly failed actor from a big acting family fancies herself as a model. She is not very good at it but is good at being racist. She went on another N word filled rant recently but thinks it is ok for her. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)

An escort hired for this couple consisting of a foreign born actor and an A list singer said the hotel suite was awash in coke. She said that every surface appeared to have been used for doing lines of coke. Orlando Bloom/Katy Perry

Apparently this A-/B+ list singer was so nervous about going out in public with her husband that she got wasted and was a mess. Her actor husband was pretty nice about the whole thing though Baby steps. Fergie/Josh Duhamel

In exchange for hooking this celebrity offspring/actor up with a few of her friends, this model turned commercial actress turned gimmick actress/part-time escort had the offspring act as protection during an encounter she had with an Asian businessman she has had issues with in the past. Charlotte McKinney/Scott Eastwood

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#10**
This barely hanging on to B list actor was in that franchise. Being in the closet combined with poor acting skills has really hurt his career. He has gone the beard route. He has gone the stay at home for months on end with the boyfriend route. He is back doing the beard thing because he is trying to revive his career before it permanently flat lines. Taylor Lautner

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#11**
I’m pretty sure this A list reality star wakes up every morning wondering how she can f**k with her fans again. One weight loss trick or gimmick seems to be revealed every couple of weeks. She never reveals the coke though. Oh, or the lipo. Nope. Instead she loves seeing her fans copying all the crap ideas she comes up with when drunk. Khloé Kardashian

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#12**
Things started out ok for this OITNB actress at a party this weekend. She was a little buzzed, but, for her that is pretty good. An hour into the party though, a woman she hooked up with the night before showed up and things got nasty in a hurry with a lot of screaming and yelling. Both women were asked to leave. Taryn Manning (Women's Health Magazine Party Under the Stars at Bridgehampton Surf & Tennis)

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/08 **#13**
Is this foreign born A list mostly television actor a thief? If you had asked people a year ago, they would have said probably. Ask those same people now and they would say yes. He is actually referred to as The Thief, in caps just like that. The people involved got tired of saying things like the person who robbed my house or stole something out of my trailer. So, now the person doing the stealing is known as The Thief. Our actor was on a long running network show. There are some who say that when one of his co-stars who is now on another hit network show had nude photos and a bracelet stolen from her home she quit because she identified the actor as the thief but no one did anything. She didn’t have any video evidence or security camera footage but she says that he is one of the few people who knew she had an entire photo album of nude photos. She thinks the bracelet was grabbed to make the burglary more random. The first thing stolen was from a trailer on the set of the show. It was a dinosaur skull that a producer liked to keep in the trailer of all his shows for good luck. To date, it was the only thing stolen from a set. Everything else was stolen from a home of someone who worked on the show. There were six different burglaries during the run of the show. When the show ended, so did the burglaries. Everyone kind of forgot about them. Then, our actor got a new show and in the short time the show has been filming there has already been a burglary. The common denominator in all of this is the actor. The items taken have all been very personal to the owner who had them stolen. They all had value, but were personally important to the victim. Even though people are now convinced it is the actor, no one has confronted him or named him as a suspect. Several of the thefts were reported to the police, but the police didn’t really pursue it all that seriously. Now that another theft has occurred though, and a more defined pattern, that could all change.
The Thief: Dominic Monaghan
Show: "Lost"
Actress: Emilie de Ravin ("Once Upon A Time")
New show: "Quantum Break"

The young cast of this former A-list show was known for their misbehaving, but there is one C-list actress that was well liked and loved by all. A rose amongst the weeds, if you will. She greeted fans with glee and never caused any production problems, unlike the near majority of the featured cast. Heather Morris ("Glee")

95. MR. X 08/09
Despite reports that they were there, this A+ list power couple did not show up to that high profile birthday party a few nights ago. They rightly felt they would be drawing attention away from the man of the hour. They will be hosting their own fundraiser event with him in a couple of months anyway. Someone who did show up though was that lady who has been in the news almost daily.
Event: President Obama’s birthday party
A+ list power couple:
Lady: Hillary Clinton

Last ditch effort to save the marriage of this foreign born dual threat A lister. She left their kid at home and flew halfway across the world for a quick trip to see if their marriage can be salvaged. Judging by both of their actions away from each other, things are looking over. Sophie Hunter/Benedict Cumberbatch

Speaking of failed marriages, the silence from this almost network superhero and his wife has been almost deafening. Counting down the days until that split news is released. Stephen Amell ("Arrow")/Cassandra Jean

No amount of cameras were going to make this A+ list singer and her A+ list mogul husband going to interact with each other after the week they have had. Apparently one of the women he sleeps with on a regular basis severely injured herself in a fall at his house. Beyoncé/Jay Z (Coldplay concert in The Hamptons)

This fairly new mom who is a celebrity offspring herself is back on coke in a big way. At first she did it to lose baby weight, but it is slowly taking over her life like it did previously. Paulina Gretzky

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#5**
This A+ list singer has a tough decision to make this week. She can keep going with her farce of a relationship up to and including the Emmy Awards and an engagement ring or listen to her PR people and end it with the too busy thing while her boyfriend is out of the country filming. Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#6**
This foreign born permanent A list model/talk show host is being cheated on again by her boyfriend. They have almost split because of his cheating in the past but she is so head over heels, she keeps right on taking him back. Heidi Klum/Vito Schnabel

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#7**
This east coast Real Housewife needs rehab. The thing is she doesn’t want to go unless she can get some kind of solo six week special about her journey. Porsha Williams ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#8**
They used to hook up all the time back in the day before she became royal so it shouldn’t shock anyone that this married A list royal was flirting up a storm with her ex. Not really an ex, more of an every weekend friends with benefits thing. Princess Kate Middleton (PROBABLY Sir Ben Ainslie)

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#9**
This foreign born permanent A+ list celebrity has now seen a woman other than his celebrity wife for the fourth time. No wonder he wants to live here permanently. David Beckham (Victoria)

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress has been demoted from A+ list. She is a permanent A lister though. Anyway, she still has A++ list name recognition and has been on bed rest for the past week as she fights to get off drugs and gain weight and live. Angelina Jolie

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#11**
Don’t do drugs in the office. Back in the day you could do anything in these offices, but now, this long running television show has very strict rules. Break them and you are fired as one actor on the show recently discovered. Jon Rudnitsky ("Saturday Night Live")

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/09 **#12**
#1 – This former escort turned actress turned reality star was making bank with some men. After being busted though by a wife of one of the men, all of the others have cut her off. She is having big trouble making her monthly expenses. Granted, most of her expenses are ridiculous, but she does do a lot of good too so hoping she can at least keep up with that. Denise Richards

#2 – Turns out this really bad actress turned reality star who is bad with money and an offspring is bisexual. One a week she has a little tryst with a woman who satisfies her needs. One big issue is that each of the sessions is recorded and I don’t think our actress realizes this. Tori Spelling

#3 – This A- list mostly television actor is in limbo like everyone else on this network show. Will it be coming back or not? The thing is, if it does come back, everyone wants his character killed off much like the person he replaced. No one can stand the actor and his behavior. Jason Patric ("Wayward Pines")

108. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/10
If you're a fan of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) or other 'manly' sports, then you've no doubt seen Conor McGregor courting controversy and making headlines this week. McGregor, who reversed his retirement recently, has slammed the WWE roster and called them all 'pussies.' The only exception to McGregor's tangent was the owners of the WWE, who McGregor praised and called 'legit dons.' Many sportscasters and blogs have speculated this translates to further evidence of McGregor eventually transitioning into the WWE. I spoke to my MMA source and although he has no information regarding McGregor stepping into the squared circle, he did mention two other UFC fighters that he sees transitioning into the WWE within the next few years. Both known, respected names. Paige VanZant

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#1**
Even this producer/mogul wants no part of what the actress turned escort was offering. Maybe a decade ago. Our actress turned escort made it clear she was available to him, but the married mogul prefers women brand new to the industry. Harvey Weinstein/Lindsay Lohan

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#2**
It is probably the safest statutory rape this former A+ list tweener could have committed. No one cares enough about the underage celebrity offspring to say anything about her being raped by the former tweener. Justin Bieber/Sofia Richie

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#3**
This married Academy Award winning/nominated actor has been at the Olympics and hit on one of the men competing in a swimming event. Matthew McConaughey

112. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#4**
Another sign that this B+ list mostly television actress from that hit cable show no longer on the air has left her religion is her working with and praise of the SP (Suppressive Person, often abbreviated SP, is a term used in Scientology) she is working with right now. Oh, and the chain smoking. Elisabeth Moss (filming "Top Of the Lake" with Nicole Kidman)

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#5**
The actress wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor is hiding a pill addiction from him. He thinks she is just always sick. Jenna Dewan (Channing Tatum)

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#6**
One actress who was playing the daughter of this former A+ list mostly movie actor part-time director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee quit the movie when the director kept hitting on her. Now, her replacement is also threatening to quit because of the actor.

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#7**
Moving from a married actor to a married singer, this A- list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring is proving she will hookup with anyone despite their status. Dakota Johnson (Jamie Dornan)

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#8**
Not that they were having much sex anyway, but this A+ list reality star and her former A+ list rapper husband have not had sex in almost 18 months. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#9**
Apparently things are not going very well between this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress headed to court soon and her boyfriend. She straight up asked him to borrow several million dollars. He knows she would never pay him back and said the request was more like a shakedown. Amber Heard/Elon Musk

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#10**
This actor from an acting family used to be the most famous in the family then went through a not as famous and is back to being most famous. He also drinks so much that he is bloated and out of shape and looks awful. Combined with his reluctance to shower, he is a piece of work. Owen Wilson (Luke Wilson)

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#11**
This A- list singer in her part of the winging world is a multiple Dove Award winner/nominee. She is also always the first in line for coke. Doing lines cut on the back of her Bible is her favorite thing. CeCe Winans

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#12**
She might not look a lot like her sisters, but this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is probably still less famous than her siblings. They do share a love for dating married men though. Elizabeth Olsen (Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen)

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/10 **#13**
#1 – This group which no longer makes music is permanently A list. One of the members of the rap/punk band recently forfeited almost $1M he was trying to sneak across the border without declaring. Mike D ("Beastie Boys")

#2 – This one of a million kids is apparently pregnant. That will definitely not make into the program. Better have them elope quickly. Jinger Duggar/Jeremy Vuolo

#3 – Another day, another tabloid wanting access so they print ridiculous stories about this A list reality star with the side gig dating some guy. The tabloid knows it isn’t true but wants to force it down your throats so they can have interviews with the remaining members of the reality family because they consider that more important than actually reporting something factual. I’m not asking them to out her because that would be wrong, but it is just as wrong to promote their narrative. Kendell Jenner/A$AP Rocky

122. POPBITCH 08/11
(British blog)
Bookies can always tell when this former premier league star goes on holiday with his family because of the spike in activity in his account. The longer the week drags on, the bigger and more frequent his bets get.
David Beckham

123. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/11
This D-list television actress thanks her A-list co-star for her religious awakening. Why, you wonder? Did he preach and convert her? Did he lead some a good example that she wanted some of that for herself? Did he have such a healthy management over all of his issues that it inspired her? Absolutely not. 'He was such a mess,' she says to a source, 'that after working with him I needed to repair and I needed help, emotionally and spiritually.' Shawnee Smith/Charlie Sheen ("Anger Management")

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#1**
Turns out some sparks remain from this brief fling. This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who was in that franchise is cheating on his girlfriend with this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who had to call that a-hole actor her boyfriend for a while. Robert Pattinson ("Twilight")/FKA Twigs/Mia Wasikowska/Jesse Eisenberg

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#2**
This A- list singer/part-time actress has been spinning a couple of items this week courtesy of her team. The first is how many great songs she has for her new record. The second is that her actor ex is begging for her to take him back. Lady Gaga (Taylor Kinney)

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#3**
Pretty tough to fight for sole custody of your kids when you are doing so from rehab. Despite that though, this B+ list celebrity with the A+ list last name agreed with her celebrity friends who staged an intervention and agreed to go to rehab. Lisa Marie Presley

127. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#4**
Back in the day this actress was so popular that she got a spinoff from the hit ensemble show on which she starred. Later she was on three television shows at once. Now? Not so much, but she does win the award for most botched facelift anyone has seen in awhile. There are vast portions of her face she can no longer move.
Actress: Delta Burke
Hit show: "Designing Women"
Spinoff: "Delta"
Three shows at once: "DAG", "Popular", "Touched By An Angel"

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#5**
This teenage actress from a hit network show has been working forever. I know she is happy to be legal, but there must be 20 different naked selfies of her floating around town. She thinks the people she sends them to would never share them. She is wrong. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#6**
This could turn ugly in a hurry. This former A+ list mostly movie actress who enjoyed that status for about 15 minutes but has struggled to do anything but attend fundraisers is in a relationship with a married Ambassador to the US. This would be quite the scandal. Sharon Stone

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#7**
Look for more wigs from this A-/B+ list celebrity/reality star who has seen her business and prices double over the last few weeks because of them. Amber Rose

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#8**
How much do this former A+ list dual threat actress who is now reduced to a yearly struggle to find a television lead and this almost television actress moving into network hate each other? Even more than you probably could have imagined. Probably going to be another one and done season for the former A+ lister. Katherine Heigl/Laverne Cox ("Doubt" on CBS)

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#9**
This former A- list dual threat actress from an acting family who is now a 9 to 5er is having issues with her husband. He is really straddling the line between fantasy and actual child porn. Mary-Kate Olsen/Olivier Sarkozy

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#10**
This Housewife thinks it is great her daughter will be yachting. She thinks it is much better than the escorting by the hour she used to do when she was just starting out. Yolanda Foster Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Bella

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#11**
With his A- list actress significant other basically stuck at home for a few days, this B list actor hooked up with the barista he met a few weeks back. Megan Fox (gave birth)/Brian Austin Green

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#12**
I love how this foreign born B- list actress/model/celebrity says she never really has tried to have kids. For 15 months straight, even when she was with some guy who paid the bills, she would hook up with this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor every month when she was ovulating because she wanted to have kids with him. Kelly Brooks (Jason Statham)

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/11 **#13**
Sponsors can deal with a lot. If you are famous enough and beloved by millions you can get away with a lot more than someone a little less known. It is that time of the decade where a certain group of celebrities expand their brand. One of those is this A+ list athlete. Now, everyone knows he cheats. He cheats all the time on whoever he is dating. He can’t make it longer than a day or two without cheating. Sponsors are actually OK with that. He is not married so they don’t have an issue with it. They would prefer he settle down as he has indicated he is going to, but what none of his sponsors knows or his girlfriend knows or even his family is that our athlete has a woman he pays every month a great deal of money. The woman is actually someone who made headlines a couple of years ago. She is a pre op transsexual who came thisclose to breaking up the marriage of a couple of reality stars. It turns out when our athlete read those stories and heard about her, he tracked her down and has been hooking up with her weekly ever since. Our athlete pays her a great deal of money and with that money comes silence. He only wants her to keep silent for the next year or so while he cashes in on his latest round of fame. His sponsors would not be happy with his choice of hookup partner and it could cost him millions if they find out. Michael Phelps (2016 Summer Olympics)/Sabrina London (Kendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett marriage) (former "intersex" girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler)

137. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/12
The Gossip Life has just been told of a reality show package that is being shopped around town. It is set to star an allegedly A-list couple and will feature the A-list parents of one its lead's on a regular basis. The plan, right now, is for the reality show to be scripted and both stars are seeking high fees per episode. "If something like this came along five years ago," my resident expert tells me, "cameras would already be rolling, but the current climate is seeing everyone move away from scripted reality shows and to scripted television shows. It's come at a bad time.' He promises me, however, there is still interest and we could be seeing this on our screens by the end of next year. Chloë Grace Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham (David and Victoria Beckham)

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#1**
Apparently things are about to get really public and very nasty between these two former co-stars from that franchise. The foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor read some unpublished quotes from a recent interview his former girlfriend gave and the actor is pushing back and would like to give his own interview and not hold anything back about the nature of their relationship. Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#2**
This show is making a lot of news this week. One of the stars of the show who does not lash out with his feet is going to have a hard time keeping his life in the closet with the actions he took this week.
Show: "Criminal Minds"
In the closet actor: Shemar Moore (was robbed by bit player)
Kicking actor: Thomas Gibson (kicked writer)

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#3**
This married B list mostly television actress who has crashed and burned in everything she has done since her big pay cable hit has been texting her ex and trying to win him back even though he is involved in a very serious relationship. Jamie-Lynn Sigler (married to Cutter Dykstra)/Jerry Ferrara (engaged to Breanne Racano)

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#4**
Apparently there are some athletes who think this Olympic champion swimmer has been Armstronging and that their legacy will be tarnished when the truth comes out. The truth always comes out. Michael Phelps

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#5**
This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show who is a celebrity offspring shamed her co-star into doing a couple of lines of coke with her before they shot a scene together. She said it would be more real. Emma Roberts/Abigail Breslin ("Scream Queens")

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#6**
I’m not sure how this B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister managed to avoid being arrested. Multiple people saw her and her boyfriend smoking meth at a very public event. Paris Jackson

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actress who just had a monster bomb of a movie open seems to be leaning more to continuing her relationship with her trainer and dumping her A+ list husband. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck ("Nine Lives")

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#8**
It might be just the scare this singer/possible killer needed. She has been sober for almost two weeks after nearly killing herself one night because of a drug overdose. Courtney Love

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#9**
This former tweener turned B+ list singer and bad actress is loving being on tour and doing coke. As much as she is doing, I will give her credit for not canceling any shows due to illness. The only illnesses she has are drug related. Selena Gomez (and then two weeks later she canceled the entire rest of the tour)

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#10**
The wife of this foreign born permanent aging A+ list singer tells him she has a book club she goes to a few times a week. She is hooking up with one of the singer’s musicians at his place. I suppose they could read books too. Penny Lancaster (Rod Stewart)

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#11**
This former child actress turned host sends her significant other out to buy drugs everyday and then deliver them to our former actress throughout the day wherever she is. Raven-Symoné ("The View")/zMarie Livingston

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#12**
This B+ list rapper is on tour with a married permanent A+ list rapper. Each night they have been trying to outdo each other with the number of women they have sex with. They are doing their version of a Hugh Hefner assembly line and record it all. Wiz Khalifa/Snoop Dogg

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/12 **#13**
This actor is A+ list. Barely. He has had some paycheck movies as of late that have not done well which may have dropped him to A list. I guess he is a permanent A lister. He is married. If you look back at the past few years, you start to see the whole wife and marriage thing might be more of a cover than an actual marriage. I’m not talking about a beard exactly. I think a few years ago there was a crack in his carefully constructed facade that came thisclose to costing him everything he has. It would have been a far worse result than even anything Mel Gibson has gone through. At some point in time, people will probably forgive Mel Gibson. No one would ever forgive this kind of behavior. Another thing you notice when you look back is that our actor seems to have completely transplanted his friends. He did a cleaning. Much of it was done by his wife, but it was not just a wife not liking the friends, it was wife coming in to try and save everything. The thing is though, the friends that have been replaced by the wife were the non celebrity friends. Most of the celebrity friends dropped out of the friendship when they saw what the actor was doing. He might have been able to hide it from the world, but, he couldn’t hide it from them. Why? They were there when it happened. Well, not watching it happen but were at his place for a party. They were all questioned by the police about what they knew and what they saw. As far as I know, none of them saw anything. The thing is, they heard the questions being asked. They heard about the 16 year old found close to death. The 16 year old fell off some type of cliff. Naked. In the middle of the night. The 16 year old had been with our actor. At some point, one of the actor’s friends decided he would take a turn. The scene became violent very quickly and the 16 year old managed to make a break for it. In the pitch black night, the 16 year old fell off a cliff. How did they get there? Did anyone see anything? The police were there in the middle of the night, knocking on the doors of the actor’s guests. Most of them probably knew about the other teens and the parties our actor and his friend liked to have with the teens. That fake Mr. Friendly act he uses to appear charming barely masks a sociopath beneath. How many of his past relationships ended shortly after some violent outburst that was chalked up to something innocuous? Nobody ever questions him. He is a movie star. The victims in the relationship were paid their fee and sent on their way with huge consequences if they ever talked about anything they saw or heard. Not a peep has ever been uttered by them. Not one word. A combination of fear and pain and blackmail and the loss of the money he gave them along with a gold bracelet to remember him keeps them mute. It shouldn’t. They must have seen him with other teens. The younger the better, but always legal. It is why he confines his activities to his time outside the country. It is also why he spends so much time in a place where the age of consent is frighteningly low. Bribes and a huge payoff saved him last time. One of these times though he is going to get caught. Things will go too far and someone will be willing to talk on the record about it. George Clooney (Italy’s age of consent is 14) (friend: Rande Gerber)

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#1**
Despite being a generally all around horrible person, this Teen Mom has no problems getting her fee of $10000 a night from guys who want to spend time with her. Apparently there is a wait list. Farrah Abraham

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#2**
This former tweener actress/singer turned talk show host knew her engagement was coming so don’t let her try and fool you. She also told her probably future husband that he shouldn’t bother asking unless it was worth at least six figures. Adrienne Bailon ("The Real")/Israel Houghton

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#3**
You don’t actually think this foreign born A- list dual threat actor who has a franchise controls his own social media accounts do you? No, no no. His A+ list girlfriend has everything under her control. Hopefully she remembers which account she is signed into. Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/13 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner once beat a girlfriend because she kissed a man of color on the cheek when she was introduced to him. Our actor left the restaurant with the girlfriend before even eating and then beat her. Mel Gibson

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#1**
This wannabe model is a celebrity offspring of two people who were A listers at the time of her birth. Now, only one is. Anyway, she was at a party yesterday and couldn’t hold it together. She can barely go an hour without drugs. She was shaking and trembling before leaving for a few minutes. When she came back, she was all better but completely out of it. Ireland Baldwin (Kim Basinger/Aec Baldwin)

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#2**
This married B- list celebrity/part-time porn star who is still really young performed oral on a guy who is not her husband at a bar this weekend. Courtney Stodden

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#3**
Apparently this comic actor/daily talk show participant has even more examples in his past of treating women like crap. You have to be in your early 20’s to get him to talk to you. If you were hooking up with him you had to put up with him hitting on women right in front of you. Oh, and this was all while he was married. Fred Armison

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/14 **#4**
Apparently these two in the closet foreign born A+ list athletes (one of whom is an A+ list celebrity) share more than just a love of the same PED (performance-enhancing drugs) that got them both suspended in their respective sports, they also share a bed on a fairly frequent basis.

159. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/15
This A-list professional wrestler and Hollywood actor is set to return to the squared circle for a short run. It's mostly a promotional gig, but we're sure he'll enjoy himself, too. Bill Goldberg (WWE Summer Raw)

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#1**
Our favorite closeted B list actor looks like he might be finally giving up the beard game. At two separate events in two separate cities she was nowhere in sight. Usually he would have her be everywhere documenting their love. Maybe he finally sees the light. Tom Hiddleston/Taylor Swift ("I Saw the Light" 2015 movie)

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#2**
KINDNESS: I think this is the second time this A list director who loves to cast himself in cameos in his movies has been a kindness. Back in the day when he was filming a movie that sounds a whole lot like another box office monster hit our director reached out to the staff at the location where he was filming. He took the entire office out to lunch and personally made sure they got to watch the filming. He also took photos with all of them and arranged for the cast there to do the same thing. M. Night Shyamalan ("Avatar The Last Airbender) ("Avatar") (Pagoda in Reading, Pennsylvania)

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#3**
This B- list actor is a celebrity offspring of an A+ list couple. Both of the couple put their foot down when the offspring was going to shoot a scene on a new show which involved kissing another guy. The couple insisted the kissing could only be inferred. Kind of funny coming from this couple if you think about it. Jaden Smith ("The Get Down") (Will and Jada Pinkett Smith)

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#4**
This celebrity offspring has everyone believing he has given up the terrible ways of this horrible organization. Nope, it is a ruse to get the richest person who ever left the organization to return to the fold. Blackmailing didn’t work, but a constant buzz in his ear 24/7 from every side might do the trick.
Celebrity offspring: Tommy David (son of Anne Archer)
Richest person to leave: James Packer
Organization: Scientology

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#5**
Looks like these former co-stars turned closeted couple is going to go ahead and get married. I really thought they would call it off last minute. If it makes them happy to be married best friends, then go for it. Anna Camp/Skylar Astin ("Pitch Perfect")

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#6**
What was going to be the darling of Oscar season this year is having a ton of PR issues and that sure thing Best Picture award for this movie which has not yet been released is now looking to be a long shot. At this point the movie might not even get nominated. Nate Parker/"Birth Of A Nation" (and it didn’t get nominated, although Casey Affleck and his sexual assaulting self did)
(rape allegations)

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#7**
At this point the momager should just give up. She is making her A list reality star daughter look like some serial dater who is in a "relationship" every week. The momager tells the tabloids it is love and the tabloids duly report it only to look foolish the next week or month when there is a new love. Just accept the fact she is into women and be done with all of this foolishness. Kendall Jenner/Tyler the Creator

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#8**
Speaking of PR moves, just as I predicted, this A+ list singer has been spotted pulling Anistons on her vacation to get people amped up for some kind of announcement or fake out in her big television appearance just like last time. Beyoncé (launching her own TV network)

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#9**
This former tweener turned A-/B+ list singer bad actress thought she was being cute when she joined in on the internet games. The problem is now her whole story she spun last year has a chance of unraveling because of a guy she hooked up during her full on addiction. That hookup was brought to light during the internet games. Selena Gomez (Lupus)/Zayn Malik/Justin Bieber

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#10**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor (action) does not do much now. It could be why he is doing so many drugs. Lots and lots of pills. Some are prescribed which are the ones he travels with, but that vast majority are not. The guy is a mess. Jean-Claude Van Damme

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#11**
This A- list mostly movie actress married to an A+ lister brags to her friends and people she is trying to impress about the nannies she stole from this A+ list couple with a handful of children. So, why does she try and spin a story to the tabloids about how she doesn’t have any?? Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds/Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#12**
There were no more advantages to faking it any longer so this former Disney actress turned B+ list actress never far away from her bikini, split with the actor she called her boyfriend. Maybe he will come out now. Bella Thorne/Gregg Sulkin

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/15 **#13**
All too often in Hollywood we talk about guys taking care of women in return for sexual favors. This time though, the tables are reversed. For at least the past two decades, this singer/celebrity/reality star has gone from one guy to the next taking care of each of them in turn. Our singer/celebrity/reality star has her name on millions upon millions of records that have been sold. She has some money. She also has a long history of just paying for what she wants. Back in the day she used to compete for guys to buy with her long time friend and former co-worker who is also a singer/celebrity/reality star. Often when there was a guy they both liked they would just end up doing threesomes with him until they grew bored and send him on his way. Their friendship suffered a lot when the star of this blind, took a guy away from her friend. The guy, was being pulled in two directions and was having money thrown at him by both women, but finally decided to go with our star. I think the fact the other woman had a boyfriend probably had something to do with it too. Our star once fell for a guy so hard that she tried to convince him to leave his girlfriend and multiple children and move in with our star. He didn’t, but our star gave him tens of thousands of dollars and also loaned him several hundred thousand more before they split. She never did get the money back. Even today, she is still doing the same thing. Sure, she calls it something else but she likes to be the one to pay the bills and call the shots.

Singer/celebrity/reality star: Kandi Burruss ("Real Housewives of Atlanta")
Former co-worker: Tameka "Tiny" Harris (boyfriend T.I.)

Guy pulled in two difference directions: A.j. Jewell
Guy she couldn’t convince: Russell "Block" Spencer
Today: husband Todd Tucker

173. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/16
Celebrities are lining up to secure the services of this now A-list publicist. Many in Hollywood feel they've been immaculate in their handling of proceedings for their C-list client and want that level of expertise. Amber Heard (divorce from Johnny Depp)

174. LAINEY GOSSIP 08/16
Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum are still together 10 years later. It doesn’t always end up that way. This superstar is single and she’s been feeling herself lately. Boys, unfortunately, have always been a blind spot. On a recent project, a 19 year old dancer caught her eye. So she went for it. They hooked up. Which was great. Until he told everyone – the crew, the other dancers. When she found out she was mortified. She freaked. Mega drama. She couldn’t look at him anymore. She didn’t want to see his face again, ever. Insisted on drastic changes so that he would no longer have the privilege of being associated with her and she would no longer have to be reminded of him. That’s not the official reason, of course. Creative differences are always the official reason. But, behind the scenes, from people who were there, this is what everyone is talking about. Selena Gomez; Britney Spears

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#1**
This political leader might be having sex with the escort turned social climber but he is also hooking up with the model who beards for the A+ list mostly movie actor. It is only once every few months but she brags about how much money he pays her. Vladimir Putin/Wendi Deng/Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#2**
The male escorts in this south of France hot spot tripled their rates for the arrival of this foreign born permanent A+ list singer and his husband. The demand is high when the couple is in town. Elton John/David Furnish

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#3**
This A list singer in a group or solo who moonlights in reality television is getting a lot of flack for supporting her boyfriend despite all the crap that comes out of his mouth about various groups of people. Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#4**
This A list host/reality producer/mogul rarely says a bad thing about anyone in the business. He is like the Kneepads of hosts. However he did say that he still doesn’t understand a word of an interview he had with this permanent A list "singer" recently. Apparently he is still waiting for her to answer one of his questions with an answer related to the question. Ryan Seacrest/Britney Spears

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#5**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer turned actress turned host has been making the crew crazy on her new show. Her other income apparently comes first so she blows off call times and has stopped calling to let people know when she will arrive because she doesn’t like what she hears on the other end of the phone. On set, every other word is an f bomb so they are always having to do another take without her always swearing. Rita Ora/"America's Next Top Model"

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#6**
This married permanent A+ list mostly movie actor with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations who might nab another this year recently broke up with the mistress he has been seeing for the past two years. She is desperate for money and is a perfect for a tabloid to squeeze for some juice. Tom Hanks ("Sully")

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#7**
This foreign born A-list mostly movie actress with the catchy name is on a rampage with her people and the studio about the crap job a director did with her latest movie and wants something done about it so she is not forever associated with what will be a dead franchise. Gal Gadot ("Wonder Woman")

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#8**
This halfway to an EGOT who should be three quarters of the way there has a hit network show. On set she has been telling horror stories about working with this actor/singer and she doesn’t think she could ever do it again. Viola Davis ("How To Get Away With Murder")/Jared Leto ("Suicide Squad")

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#9**
This married former Housewife has time on her hands. Lots of it. It didn’t take long for her to start texting and sexting that ex all fans of the show know. Zim Zolciak ("Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Don’t Be Tardy")/husband Troy Biermann is traded to the Buffalo Bills in New York/"Big Poppa"

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#10**
As is becoming her custom, this A list mostly television actress from a long running very hit network show is paying all the bills for her boyfriend. I thought he had money but he is not spending it on the actress. Even when they go out to get Starbucks she pays. At dinners she will pass him the cash to pay, but it is her cash. I bet his lack of funds is what caused the foreign born singer to bail in her quest to date him. Kaley Cuoco/Karl Cook/Iggy Azalea

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#11**
This foreign born PGA golfer with almost a handful of wins on the PGA Tour not named Jon Daly is way more interested in coke and hookers at this point rather than golf. Robert Allenby

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#12**
This former dual threat A list actress blew off work yesterday because they were only going to shoot one scene involving her. She didn’t want to deal with it all for one shot so called in sick. She never changes. Katherine Heigl "Doubt"

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/16 **#13**
Lets go back in the day. This actress was A list. Mostly movies and always quirky. When this group of people had a "pretty" movie she was not usually invited. When they needed reality and good acting they cast her. She has worked infrequently since her heyday. Producers and directors grew up with her movies and want to cast her, but the roles are generally a cameo or stunt casting. Nothing real. Then, along came this A list director. He had a project for her. He found out she knew this up and coming barely legal actor. Our director heard the actor is gay, but had not been able to close the deal no matter how many carrots he offered. He had a very very big carrot to offer and that is not some sexual innuendo. He had a big part in a franchise but the actor wasn’t interested in the casting couch route. Our director offered our actress a few roles here and there an even a guest gig in the franchise at some point if she could talk the actor into having sex with the director. For two months she worked on it and the actor, still a teenager at the time, hooked up with the director. The director cast the actor in the role. The director then cast our actress in a role to watch over the actor and make sure he stayed available to the director. For a year, that was her job. To monitor the sex life of the actor and make sure he only hooked up with the director. This guy is so strange. He did come through on the roles and the guest gig in the franchise though.
Actress: Ally Sheedy
A list director: Bryan Singer
Project: "X-Men: Apocalypse" (Scott Summers/Cyclops)
Guest gig: "X-Men: Apocalypse" (Scott's Teacher)

188. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/17
Insiders at this network are banking on this A-list television show to end their bad streak. If it turns out to be yet another flop, firings, rehiring and a complete change of strategy are likely. It seems to be a hit, according to the early buzz. HBO/"Westworld"

189. RADAR ONLINE 08/17
Amy Schumer has never been afraid to tell it like it is, especially regarding her love life. In her new memoir, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo, the superstar shares her secrets about famous former hookups. After briefly dating a dim lacrosse player, the comedienne, 35, moved on to an NFL star. During a kiss in her hotel room, she decided she "just wasn’t feeling it." "He grabbed my ass and kissed me and I stopped him and said good night," she wrote. "I made up some excuses about why I couldn’t hang out with him until he stopped asking."

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#1**
This actor is A- list on a very long running hit almost network show. He also takes meds to regulate his behavior. He has been in the process of changing those meds and has been going off on everyone he encounters. Not a pleasant sight. Jared Padalecki ("Supernatural")

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#2**
Always desperate for cash this celebrity offspring who was A list for a brief moment way back in the day but still has A list name recognition because of a once in a lifetime role, tries to get people hooked on drugs into a rehab program where our actress gets a kickback. Things have not worked out well. Mackenzie Phillips ("One Day At A Time") (rehab counselor at the Pasadena Recovery Center)

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#3**
This Teen Mom not named Jenelle thought she found recent love. Nope. She confuses trading drugs for sex love. Now she is back to scrounging for prescriptions. Leah Messer

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#4**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor married to a B+ list actress said in an interview the couple goes to counseling all the time. The actress gave an interview not that long ago where she said she doesn’t believe in counseling. They never can get a story straight. Will and Jada Pinkett Smith

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#5**
Apparently this former A+ list tweener turned A+ list a-hole got tired of this celebrity offspring who thinks of herself as a model asking for more money all the time and dumped her. It was not like she was anything but a higher priced escort to him but she thought it was love. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#6**
This former cable reality star turned actress turned network reality star turned celebrity you don’t think about unless you watched the first show is being cheated on again by her boyfriend. She won’t care. She always takes him back. Audrina Patridge ("The Hills")/Corey Bohan

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#7**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress with a reputation for not taking vows seriously recently broke up another marriage and is trying to stay out of the limelight for awhile. Sienna Miller

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#8**
This foreign born permanent A list singer everywhere but the US and Canada turned celebrity/reality star always has trouble keeping a straight face while lying so lets the guy she calls her boyfriend talk about their non existent sexual relationship. Kylie Minogue/Joshua Sasse

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#9**
This foreign born A list singer in a lot of countries but not the US has had a solo career but is more known for his participation in a boy band. He is married but it did not stop him from having sex with the daughter of the man who paid an outrageous sum to have the singer perform. Robbie Williams/Russian Rashid Sardarov

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#10**
That fairy tale couple everyone wants together in real life is taking a big hit again. The actress in question has been hooking up with a member of the crew for the past two weeks. Actually two weeks and one day. Jennifer Morrison (Emma Swan)/Colin O'Donoghue (Captain Hook) ("Once Upon A Time")

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#11**
This GOT actress was so wasted out of her mind at an event in LA this week she couldn’t even form a sentence. She lost a shoe too. Like couldn’t find it and just walked around on one.
Sophie Turner (Variety's Power Of Young Hollywood)

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#12**
Another slip of sobriety for this B+ list actor who is married to an A list actress. She is not giving up on him or the marriage but her friends are starting to tell her a little louder to split from him. Sofía Vergara/Joe Manganiello; Emily Blunt/ John Krasinski; Kristen Bell/Dax Shepard

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/17 **#13**
KINDNESS: This actress is one of my favorite people. Everyone who ever meets her loves her. She is probably the quietest A-/A list television actress out there. She has a handful of Emmy nominations/wins. She does the pay cable thing and the network thing. Oh, and the cable thing. All at once. Somehow, despite being on multiple shows at the same time she still finds time to give about 15 hours a week to her favorite charity. She doesn’t stop there though. Through all of her jobs on shows she nags producers and directors and the crew guys to find jobs for many of the single moms she comes across through her charity work. Good jobs. Often union jobs. Through her efforts she has managed to get well over 100 single moms full-time jobs while also finding money for job training and other programs for other single moms. Did I mention she has done multiple reality shows too? Margo Martindale ("The Millers", "The Good Wife", "The Americans"); Swoosie Kurtz ("Nurse Jackie", "American Dad", "Mike & Molly")

203. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/18
The sequel to this movie is set to feature a changed up cast. The last set was such a super mess that the studio and the producers want to take out some of the worst offenders. It's also a chance to reduce the budget and the bottom line. We're unsure of how fans will react. "X-Men"

You need a scorecard to keep track of all the personnel shakeups underway on your favorite returning shows (hey, such a scorecard exists!). But there’s one slide conspicuously missing from TVLine’s comprehensive Fall TV Cast Changes roundup — and with good reason. You see, this particular piece of casting news is intended to be a spit-take-worthy shock to end all spit-take-worthy shocks. According to sources, a returning series on one of the Big 5 networks is getting ready to pull off what will likely go down as one of the coolest, most surprising casting stunts of the year. The onscreen twist — which was shot earlier this month under a Star Wars-level veil of secrecy — is set to air during the show’s season premiere. Prediction: The show — and [Spoiler]’s name — will be trending on Twitter before the closing credits roll. Jeffrey Dean Morgan ("Supernatural"); Robert Downey Jr. ("Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."); Michelle Obama ("Scandal"); Ziva ("NCIS"); Harrison Ford ("Supergirl")

205. RADAR ONLINE 08/18
In her new book, Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo, Amy Schumer says she dated an A-list rocker. "He’s famous and I’m a fan," she dished. But on a second date in New York’s swanky Bowery Hotel, she got nervous and watched her self-esteem plummet. "This was a f***ing date with a f***ing rock star!" she explained. When they went up to the bedroom, she wasn’t "present"— because she was pining for an ex-boyfriend. "We touched each other and tears started rolling down my cheeks," she recalled.

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#1**
These two celebrities/entertainers who have their lives documented for reality television a few months each year better lay off the coke before they permanently lose their jobs and the reality gig. Jax Taylor/James Kennedy "Vanderpump Rules"

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#2**
The MTV cameras have turned a blind eye to the cheating by this significant other of an OG Teen Mom because it doesn’t fit in the storyline for this season for the couple. Catelynn Lowell/Tyler Baltierra

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#3**
This pregnant reality star has a strange fetish. She likes to watch her boyfriends eat. Apparently the sloppier they are when they eat, the more she loves it. Maybe that is why it didn’t work out with her ex. He preferred drugs over eating. Blac Chyna/Rob Kardashian/Tyga

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#4**
When you try and turn your brothel shakedown story into something else, it can cause a whole lot of problems for others. Also, the fact your choice of companion has your sexual encounter recorded will probably also cause some issues. Ryan Lochte

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#5**
This former Housewife who is a fan favorite will probably be back. She needs the money after her husband screwed her over. Well, she says her husband screwed her over. My guess is she knew exactly what she was doing. Wanted to look the part.
NeNe Leakes ("Real Housewives of Atlanta") (at this point, she will probably be joined by the no money coming in Kim Zolciak) (owes $800,000 to IRS)

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#6**
Our former tweener turned A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is now publicly losing his battle with sobriety. He was trying to keep it all hidden but when out to dinner with staffers from this network he was hitting the booze hard. Maybe because he thought he was on vacation. Zac Efron (at Olympics in Rio)

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#7**
Talk about a stage mom. This actress turned reality star and her actor husband are relentlessly pushing their daughter forward in order to make money for themselves. They get a monster percentage of her earnings and want her to work every day if she could to support their lifestyle. Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin (daughter Delilah Belle)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#8**
It wasn’t drugs, but this foreign born A+ list singer canceled a recent gig because of too much booze and partying. The night of the canceled gig she got drunk again. Adele

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#9**
This actress is B- list. I am giving her that high of a rating just because of length of resume and she is in a show that has been renewed which is something that does not happen to most of her shows. Plus, she got to play an iconic character after the fact. Anyway, her spouse is a big shot at a daily tv show. He moved his college aged mistress out to LA and got her a job at the show. She is a bit of a talker though. Oh, and sizzurp lover. Oh, and is cheating on the cheater with other men. Hopefully our tv show big shot isn’t bringing any of that home to the actress wife.

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#10**
Just when you thought the annoying former tweener actress turned even more annoying A- list singer was going to have trouble getting her coke, she finds a solution. Her ex was her coke supplier. It took her a week to find a B+ list rapper who is an even bigger user than her to be her new boyfriend. And supplier. Ariana Grande (Ricky Alvarez)/Mac Miller

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#11**
After a year which saw all of his television shows crash and burn, this A- list actor got a gift when he landed a role as a replacement in a franchise. Anyway, he cheated on his actress wife with another woman who he is supposedly trying to win back after he cheated on her but while he is trying to win her back he is cheating on her again with a bunch of fans he is interacting with while on vacation.
Actor: Zachary Levi
Shows that crashed and burned: "Telenovela" and "Heroes Reborn"
Actress wife: Missy Peregrym
Franchise: "Thor: The Dark World" (Fandral)

Entertainment Weekly Annual Comic-Con Party At FLOAT At The Hard Rock Hotel In San Diego In Celebration Of Comic-Con 2016

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#12**
This acting couple seemed chummy while promoting their new film in which they co-starred. The problem is that I don’t think the foreign born Academy Award winning/nominated actress knew that while filming his most recent movie, her foreign born full frontal loving boyfriend was full frontaling one of his lesser known co-stars. He sleeps with more co-stars than 90’s Julia Roberts.

Actor: Michael Fassbender
Actress: Alicia Vikander
Movie: "The Light Between Oceans"

His co-star: Emily Barclay

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/18 **#13**
What do you do if you are related to a couple of famous people who died and you need money? Well, if you are this ex-convict you set up various GoFund me pages. There is the one for attorney fees to make sure people are brought to justice for the deaths of the famous people. Another one for a memorial fund. Another one for personal expenses because the relative is working 24/7 on justice and doesn’t have time for a real job. None of the money is going anywhere except her pockets. The thing is, this relative is not a distant relative. Pretty close actually. Oh, and this relative has another relative who used to be an A lister. He is out there telling people to donate to these bogus pages and probably helping himself to a little taste of the proceeds. Bobby Brown’s sister Leolah

219. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/19
This couple haven't been together for well over a decade, but they remain both controversial and popular. Their relationship was filled with tension and drama and abuse. Our source claims that after a bizarre event brought them together, they haven't stopped talking and texting. Could a reunification be in the future? My source is adamant we shouldn't rule anything out. Johnny Depp/Kate Moss

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#1**
This Olympic medal winning swimmer had a scandal hit him BEFORE the Olympics. It was designed to make it seem like he was really into women. The way it went down behind the scenes with his PR team though was really clumsy and shows they have some things to learn about making a closeted athlete look straight. Michael Phelps

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#2**
Originally he was supposed to go on vacation with his female significant other, but this former A+ list rapper is going to spend a few days with his male protege going shopping and getting room service. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian/Cameron Grey

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#3**
This former east coast Housewife lives on the west coast and is being cheated on by her husband with a waitress not old enough to legally drink booze. Lea Black ("Real Housewives of Miami"); Joanna Krupa/Romain Zago

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress has been eclipsed in fame by someone else in her family who also acts. Anyway, our B+ lister is going to have a tough time getting back her crown if she keeps popping those prescription pills she is addicted to. Dakota Fanning (Elle)

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#5**
This married former boy bander turned actor is hooking up with this oft troubled B list mostly television actress who will probably be known for her one television role for her entire life.

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#6**
Usually her A+ list mostly movie actor she calls her boyfriend gets her magazine covers for her. But, for her most recent cover, she slept with an executive from the magazine. She slept with him a year ago, so that was quite the wait for her payoff. Irina Shayk (GQ Italia)

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#7**
Apparently her request for a loan did not go as planned for this former singer turned celebrity turned reality judge. The next day after being denied a loan by her friend, our reality judge kept her yacht booking a half a world away. Nicole Scherzing (Croatia)

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#8**
This former tweener actress turned singer who is on tour with another former tweener shoved a security guy out of the way at a concert venue because he didn’t get out of her way fast enough. Apparently she wasn’t ready to walk around the guy. Demi Lovato

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#9**
It seems this northeastern NFL team has a problem with its wide receivers staying faithful. The latest example is this one year celebrity wonder being cheated on by her wide receiver boyfriend. Olivia Culpo (Miss USA 2012, Miss Universe 2012)/Danny Amendola (New England Patriots)

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actor who kind of has a franchise, has a new hit on his hands and is celebrating by boozing and drugging like he hasn’t in a long time. Jonah Hill ("Jump Street) ("War Dogs")

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#11**
This foreign born celebrity offspring is probably B+ list. She is A+ list when it comes to lying about her drug use just like her dad. The celebrity was found face down on the ground outside a party and would have died if no one had turned her over. Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy)

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#12**
This OITNB actress who has another tv gig has always been scandal free. That is all about to change. The married man she is hooking up with will cause some jaws to drop. Laverne Cox ("Doubt")

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/19 **#13**
#1 – Look for a long and steady stream of negativity from this spurned ex about the wannabe famous as his brother celebrity. That actress friend of the ex has been compiling a list of failed relationships courtesy of the famous brother. It should be quite the fall.
Famous brother: Aaron Rodgers
Wannabe famous brother: Jordan Rodgers ("The Bachelorette")
Ex: Brittany Farrar
Actress friend: Olivia Munn

#2- The full on press of pap photos and tabloid leaks is apparently because this B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition is looking for another lump sum payment from her ex. He has been dragging his feet. She can play very dirty when she wants. Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise

#3 – This celebrity offspring of a failed actor has the gift that keeps on giving and got it from the celebrity she has been trashing on social media as of late. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)/Justin Bieber (herpes)

#4- This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor has slipped to A- list over the years. He has a new resurgence in popularity or at least attention from some click bait type photos. At this moment he is probably hooking up with a model his ex set him up with that he has been dying to have sex with. He doesn’t care that he has a girlfriend. Orlando Bloom/Miranda Kerr/Katy Perry (stripping nude)

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#1**
The female lead in one of those long running hit primetime animated comedies is a long time supporter of white nationalist groups. Alex Borstein "Family Guy"

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#2**
It is becoming more and more obvious that this foreign born permanent A list celebrity who has A+ list name recognition in every corner of the world is making lots of moves on women other than his wife. David Beckham; Prince Charles

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#3**
This foreign born mostly movie actor is probably B. He would be a lot lower if not for that huge school franchise thing. Anyway, he seems to be spending most of his latest paycheck on two strippers while out of the country filming. I’m guessing the girlfriend he cheated with on his former girlfriend probably doesn’t know. Tom Felton ("Harry Potter") ("Feed" filmed in Los Angeles)

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/20 **#4**
Looks like this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who has one franchise and wants one really big one to himself is hooking up with the guy who was lost in the shadows when our actor began a very highly publicized romance. Tom Hiddleston (Loki: "Thor") ("James Bond") (Taylor Swift) (publicist Luke Windsor)

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is holding up production on this franchise because he wants to be the first actor to be guaranteed $100M for one movie. It is this magic number in his head. Tom Cruise ("Mission: Impossible 6")

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#2**
This married east coast Housewife talks about being faithful all the time, but she wants to spend some time out on the west coast leaving her family behind because she is hooking up with an executive out here. Teresa Giudice ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#3**
Even if the vasectomy had been successfully reversed on her husband, this former A list singer turned living on the Native American casino circuit singer probably couldn’t get pregnant with all of the coke she does. I think she has probably given up on the baby thing and maybe even on the husband. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/21 **#4**
Apparently there is a huge behind the scenes custody fight involving this former A+ list mostly movie actress who has taken a turn as the leading actress in movies. The war has been going on for well over a year. The actress, known for keeping her stuff quiet is really working her magic on this one being hush hush. Our actress is still A list and might have to write a huge A list check to make the problem go away. Halle Berry

241. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/22
The tension between these two C/B-list television actors was so bad after their break-up that one of them had to leave their show. It was so bad that they'd seek each other out to argue and fight. The showrunner made the executive decision to cut one of them. Emma Roberts/Evan Peters ("American Horror Story")

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#1**
The man who is second in charge of one of the world’s largest companies dropped close to mid six figures to hook up with this married A+ list reality star. It was the whole point of her trip. He has a place next door to where she is staying. Kim Kardashian in Mexico

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#2**
At this point, this A list singer in a group and solo who moonlights in reality tv is being used pretty badly by her celebrity boyfriend. He needs some good publicity right now and if she split it would be trouble. Apparently he has even gone a couple of weeks without cheating. Well, sexting. Oh, and some phone sex, but no physical cheating. Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#3**
This foreign born I can’t believe she is still single this long after her marriage split needs a new franchise since her last one went the way of her marriage. The other night she got into an argument with some 20 something actress who has replaced her in the movies and the bedroom and the 20 something actress was left embarrassed when our A-/B+ lister trash talked her and her actions in front of a group of people. Kate Beckinsale ("Underworld")/Len Wiseman

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#4**
This newest Disney star needs to know a voice is replaced pretty easily and if she gets caught snorting that prescription drug she likes doing regularly, she will lose her job and probably not work again. Aimee Carrero (Elena Castillo Flores in "Elena of Avalor")

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#5**
This A+ list mostly movie actor got to blame scheduling, but the fact is he was forced out of a fundraising gig because of what is about to come pouring down on his head news wise. Leonardo DiCaprio
(Hillary Clinton fundraiser) ($3 billion Malaysian embezzlement scandal)

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#6**
While his A list actress wife stays home, this B+ list actor/writer is hooking up with just about anyone who says yes on the set of his new project. Justin Theroux/Jennifer Aniston

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#7**
After a few years of this A list director being creepy and hitting on everyone, it is only the models who don’t speak English who fall for his moves. His moves include casually leaving out DVD copies of all the biggest movies he has directed. He only shoots these commercials every year to find models to hook up with. Michael Bay/Victoria’s Secret commercials

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#8**
Already getting tired of the beard game, this foreign born celebrity who has been bearding for an A-/B+ lister with the body everyone loves hooked up with a guy while on vacation. She thought she was being discreet, but it really wasn’t. I think she wants to get busted to get out of the bearding. Alexa Chung/Alexander Skarsgård

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#9**
For the third time in two weeks, this closeted former franchise actor turned lead in some bombs turned B list mostly movie actor who seems to have joined an acting tree was hanging out in public with his boyfriend. Good for him. Hopefully one step closer to coming out. Taylor Lautner ("Scream Queens")

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#10**
This big movie studio is paying out some large "consulting" fees this week and for probably the rest of the year to community leaders who get a lot of time on television to try and turn the tide of a movie in a positive direction. Fox Searchlight Pictures/"Birth of a Nation"
 (Nate Parker rape accusations)

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#11**
You know things are bad for you when you pay a pap the $550 you had in your pocket to have him delete a photo of you sitting in a Starbucks by yourself. Apparently he told his A+ list girlfriend/all seeing watcher he was filming that day. It is the only time she doesn’t keep tabs on him. Tom Hiddleston (filming "Thor: Ragnarok" in Australia)/Taylor Swift

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#12**
This former A+ list tweener turned performance artist/reality judge was smoking pot with two store employees inside a tent at an outdoor equipment store while customers were in the store. Miley Cyrus

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/22 **#13**
Normally I leave the cheating blinds to the numerous other blinds of the day. It is just so common that it is not worth the big blind space. However, when it will be front page tabloid news once it is exposed, then it is deserving of this space. This married former A+ lister who arguably was once the biggest movie actor working is now relegated to television. Usually, not very long stays because no one likes working with him. Anyway, he is hooking up with this A- list mostly television actress who generally works for one boss.

255. NY POST/PAGE SIX 08/22
1. Which New York publicist briefly dated Ryan Lochte, but won’t be bragging about it any longer?

2. Which ’90s soap star ran a red light and totaled an ­elderly woman’s car — then left her to pick up the tab for the damage?

3. Which star enjoyed a wild private party in the Hamptons and ended up going home with two girls?

4. Which wealthy guy is looking for "atmosphere" models for a trip to Dubai later this year? Models must be no shorter than 5-feet-7-inches and will be paid $2,000 a week.

256. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/23
These two A-list actors starred together in a forgettable movie a decade or so ago. It was before one of the A-list actor was launched to the A-list and when he lingered around the C or D-list. He was cast on the condition he 'uglied himself up' as not to 'overshadow the A-list lead.' "I think [name omitted] still holds a grudge," says my source. "There's been tension between him and [name omitted] ever since."
Who is the actor that had to ugly himself up? Robert Downey Jr.
Who is the A-list lead? Val Kilmer
("Kiss Kiss Bang Bang")

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actor walked away from a hit show. A very long long long running network show. The good news is at least for one season he has a new network show. He also has a 24/7 female minder provided by his very jealous wife who has to stay back at home. She is convinced that our actor is having sex with his former co-star with the very interesting name. Michael Weatherly ("NCIS") ("Bull")/Cote de Pablo

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#2**
After quite a while with no incidents, this barely hanging on to A+ list singer who has one name is back on the bad drugs again and is showing up hours late to gigs. My guess is she is also going to get fired from a movie she got cast for at some point during that process. Rihanna ("Ocean's Eight")

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#3**
The wife of this A- list actor who went from a very hit cable show to a popular almost television show wants children. Our actor though doesn’t want any obstacles or thoughts in his head when he is in full cheating mode so says no children for now. Aaron Paul ("Breaking Bad") ("The Path")/Lauren Parsekian

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#4**
This aging A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who keeps failing at tv from an acting family finally got booted from his marriage again but not before he cheated on his wife with the woman he is currently dating. Oh, they will make it seem like it all happened after, but it didn’t. Dennis Quaid

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#5**
The PR people for this A+ list mostly movie actor are trying to get the celebrity he calls his girlfriend as many interviews as possible so she can brag about the sexual prowess of their client. So far though she has been focusing the interviews on herself and is not doing a very good job making herself look good, let alone their client and her meal ticket. Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#6**
This A list singer/part-time reality star skipped a very important appointment with his wife because of the chance to hook up with someone he grew up watching on television. Adam Levine

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#7**
This married reality star turned celebrity, turned reality star, who makes most of her money doing that rather than as the singer she claims to be, ended up hooking up with this country rocker/rapper ex when he suffered a recent tragedy and she consoled him. Kellie Pickler/Kid Rock (death of his assistant)

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#8**
This former singer turned reality star, turned probably won’t be allowed to ever record another album again celebrity, better watch her back. Her husband is sleeping with her best friend.

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#9**
This reality star turned princess actress is being a diva on set and it is getting to the point that she could be replaced. No one likes her acting anyway. Jamie Chung ("Real World: San Diego") ("Once Upon A Time")

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#10**
The ink is barely dry on her contract, but this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who probably doesn’t even know herself how old she is, won’t probably make it through her tv gig. She likes to work slow or else she gets frazzled and then all hell breaks loose. I’m wishing her well, but I don’t know if she can do it. Catherine Zeta-Jones ("Feud")

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#11**
He is supposedly sober, but this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who finally has a franchise was popping pills with his girlfriend and they were not vitamins. She could barely stand an hour after taking her pills. He was not much better.

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#12**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor (action) spent almost $10K to get $500 worth of heroin on a recent trip because he was going through withdrawals. Jean-Claude Van Damme

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/23 **#13**
This actor is married to someone higher on the list than he. Quite a bit higher actually. Our actor is foreign born and very much in the closet. I think the fact he can’t be open about himself probably contributes to his anger issues of which there are plenty. His wife has always been a cheater so in this relationship she doesn’t have to feel bad about cheating because he is hooking up with guys all the time. On the set of his almost show he has been hooking up with one of his male co-stars. The co-star is barely out of his teens. Our actor treats the co-star like crap and makes the co-star feel he should be lucky to be having sex with our closeted actor. Our closeted actor not that long ago had a long time affair with a man. Their last time together involved our closeted actor pleasuring himself to his lover’s arm. Yeah. After that, the man broke up with the actor who then went on a racist rant against the man. Did I mention our closeted actor only dates men of color? Considering his wife is the polar opposite of that, it is an interesting choice. Hugh Dancy ("The Path")/Claire Danes

270. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/24
It was one of the most infamous box office bombs in recent years, a stain on every participants' young career. The cast are discovering just how costly the mistake to appear in it was. Nearly every member is struggling to find top quality work. All have lost roles they were once signed for. The panned bomb is deterring all major studios from pursuing the actors. Only indies are coming to call and you know how they pay.
Who is the cast? Garrett Hedlund, Levi Miller, Lewis MacDougall, Tae-joo Na
What is the movie? "Pan"

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#1**
I’m sure there were tears of joy for this former Disney actress turned workaholic dual threat B lister. The thing is though, even though she works a ton, nobody was paying her the attention she wanted. She went the bear route. She went the pose in a bikini every single day route. Nothing worked. Then, she came up with something that finally got her trending on Twitter. It’s a Boomerang thing. Bella Thorne is bisexual

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#2**
You can be box office poison and someone will give you a chance. This is true especially if you used to be an A+ list mostly movie actress. It all changes though if you get caught making some very derogatory remarks about people on the set and they are powerful enough to make sure you take a very very very long break from acting.

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#3**
They looked the other way while he did a few lines of coke. The booze they can live with. Heck, to get him to appear in a movie they are financing, they even found some women who enjoy being beaten or at least pretend to be for enough money. It was heaven this week for this former A+ lister who would probably rather be doing something other than acting.
Johnny Depp (playing in his band)

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#4**
This aging permanent A+ list comedian/reality star is too lazy to cheat but his celebrity wife isn’t. Jerry Seinfeld/Jessica

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#5**
This Teen Mom spent an entire season’s salary just to settle the legal issues of her significant other. He didn’t contribute anything despite the fact he has been making money (off her of course). Amber Portwood/Matt Baier

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#6**
This former reality star turned B+ list mostly television actress is telling tabloids she is only good friends with her lover/co-star. The thing is though, she just doesn’t want the other guy she is seeing to think the co-stars are still together because she kind of said they weren’t. The tabloids are such kiss butts. Katharine McPhee/Elyes Gabel

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#7**
The wife of this fairy tale actor has multiple fake social media accounts to keep track of her husband and his fans. This is the same wife who threatened to divorce her husband if he didn’t quit acting because he wasn’t successful. Then of course he landed the show that changed his career. Colin O'Donoghue (Captain Hook "Once Upon A Time")/Helen O'Donoghue

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#8**
Looks like Game Of Thrones fan fic writers have something new to write about because these two closeted actresses on the show are hooking up. Gwendoline Christie, Sophie Turner, Emilia Clarke, Maisie Williams

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#9**
This former (hopefully) reality star turned some plastic surgery into a total sham when she made fans believe the procedure was for something much more relevant and meaningful. Yolanda Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#10**
Speaking of plastic surgery, someone should tell this hoping to be an A+ list mostly movie actor again that changing your looks that drastically over the course of a month shows people you went under the knife. That and the missing of some press events to heal. Ben Affleck; Tom Cruise; Brad Pitt

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#11**
This at least three times A+ list actor who is A list right now was joined by his wife on his latest project. She forced herself on to the project because her husband was going a little guy crazy and would have got busted again. John Travolta/Kelly Preston ("The Life and Death of John Gotti")

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#12**
This B list celebrity is so excited about her new career. Well, kind of a resurgence of her old career. No, the career before the modeling/escorting. Yes, the one back in the day. Her sibling likes to pretend she does the same thing. The thing is though our B lister needs a big bang because the people she slept with to make it happen will only pony up dough once. Ali Lohan (Lindsay) (singer)

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/24 **#13**
#1 – This former child actor from an acting family turned straight to On Demand movie actor is the go to guy for anyone interested in knowing which massage parlors in LA actually provide sex.

#2 – Speaking of sex, there is no one left this model turned celebrity turned reality star could have slept with in order to land her upcoming gig. It will be her highest in front of camera gig. It would take her a month escorting every night to make that kind of money. Amber Rose ("Dancing With the Stars")

#3 – This foreign born former A list singer has always taken her husband back when he cheats and when he beats her, but this time he may have gone too far in getting their nanny pregnant. Mel B/Stephen Belafonte (stumbled across this one which I missed in their reveals)

284. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/25
This C-list teenage actress is a Tumblr icon right now, praised for her bravery, her 'body pride' and her feminism. We here at the Gossip Life have spoken to a very reliable source that tells us the actress is a complete and utter fake. 'She's playing the edgy, sexy card because she thinks that works for her right now,' says my source. 'Away from the spotlight, she's a calm, cool person that doesn't even mention any of the issues she appears to be so passionate about.' This must mean she's a better actress than we thought. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family")

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#1**
This east coast Housewife who limped back to the franchise after some very high profile missed chances is suffering from a huge booze addiction. Jacqueline Laurita ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#2**
This on again/off again always wanting to be A list reality mom is getting much worse in the treatment of her kids. Apparently the abuse has really been ratcheted up as of late. Kate Gosselin (son Collin sent away for special needs treatment)

287. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#3**
The boyfriend of this kind of in the closet B list mostly television actor who has recently starred in a one named cable show must be ticked that the actor is "hooking" up for publicity with this actress everyone seems to love who has been around for ages despite her young age.
Show: "Younger"
Actor: Nico Tortorella
Actress: Olesya Rulin

288. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#4**
He could have kicked in some money, but instead this former A+ lister sent out press releases to the world to make it seem like he was making charitable donations when he wasn’t. Johnny Depp (donating Amber Heard’s divorce settlement directly to charities)

289. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#5**
This Teen Mom went 0 for 6 in her attempts to get anyone to pay for her pregnancy announcement. She even wanted a cover. I can still hear the laughing. Jenelle Evans

290. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#6**
Don’t believe the hype about why this couple split. Lets just say that the boyfriend of the A lister hooked up with a guy which was against their rules. It isn’t like the A lister and her guy ever hook up, but it kept her from trying to find a relationship to fill up tabloid pages. Jennifer Lopez/Casper Smart

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#7**
Get the "leaked" announcement out there so this A- list country singer is not busted for cheating again. She has a habit of cheating and marrying. Jana Kramer (husband Washington Redskins tight end Mike Caussin enters rehab)

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor had a hooker in his room while on a trip with his wife. Sounds a lot like Charlie Sheen minus the barricaded hooker and that it was an ex-wife. Oh, or Sean Penn. Minus the drugs. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner (birthday trip to Montana resort)

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#9**
This former A+ list rapper is tired of hearing a couple of his contemporaries being labeled Oscar winners so our former rapper is trying to cherry pick the best projects he can contribute something musically to and win one of his own. Kanye West

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#10**
This married former A list singer who doesn’t do much now except get half naked for paps was doing lines of coke the other night at a restaurant with her husband and a former A list tweener. LeAnn Rimes (early birthday)/Eddie Cibrian/Justin Bieber (Sophia Richie’s birthday) ("The Nice Guy" in West Hollywood)

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#11**
It looks like this former A+ list action movie star from back in the day has a new foreign sponsor to keep him supplied with tween girls. Steven Seagal ( Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko)

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#12**
This former singer turned reality star turned actress has a new thing for one of her high paying clients. Apparently she is taking some hormones to produce breast milk for their games. Christina Milian

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/25 **#13**
Knowing her could definitely get you killed. Maybe even by her. If you were sleeping with her back when this happened, then you did end up dead. This actor was A- list when he died. He is probably A+ list in everyone’s memory though. He publicly had an actress girlfriend, but he was also regularly having sex with this at the time A-/B+ list singer/musician who also acted. The singer was married at the time. Her husband also ended up dead. The crazy thing is her husband introduced her to her lover because of their mutual friend who was an A+ list singer at the time. If you want to add even more spice to this whole thing, the singer, who is openly gay but was not at the time was having a fling with an at the time A list mostly movie actor who is still firmly rooted in the closet and still A list. That actor was having a fling with the boss of the now dead husband and spilling pillow secrets which almost got the dead husband dropped from the record label where he was signed.
A- list actor who died: River Phoenix
Actress girlfriend: Samantha Mathis
A-/B+ list singer/musician: Courtney Love
Husband who ended up dead: Kurt Cobain
Mutual friend: Michael Stipe
A list actor:
Boss: David Geffen

298. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/26
Insiders are predicting a cancellation for this superhero series. 'Ratings are down and it's considered a bit of a joke,' says one of my sources. 'I think [name omitted] will cut the cord by winter.' "Arrow"

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#1**
This A list rapper had some botched plastic surgery and she has basically been hiding out in her homes for the past couple of months after getting the bad plastic surgery repaired. You can still see swelling in her face because of it all. She looks different too. Not all Renee Z different, but different. Lil Kim; Nicki Minaj

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#2**
This model no one knows who dated this former A list tweener actor turned mostly bomb movie making actor was at an event with the actor but got kicked out when she kept trying to get close to him to talk. Apparently she caused a scene and was shown the door. Sami Miro/Zac Efron

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#3**
There was a four hour argument between this former bubblegum singer and the writers/directors/producers of her new show about a scene. They all wanted the actress to wear a bikini for a scene and she refused. She wouldn’t back down and threatened to walk off the show. This all has been trouble from day 1. I don’t think she should have to wear a bikini, but apparently everyone argues about everything and everyone dislikes everyone. Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#4**
This B list mostly television actor on a hit cable show that has spawned a horror revolution on television, overdosed last week. I thought he was kicking the drugs. Jared Padalecki ("Supernatural"); Evan Peters ("American Horror Story")

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#5**
This entertainment news reporter just finally got things back in a good position with her long time boyfriend after her fling with that network reality star. Now, she is hooking up with a producer she thinks can get her a talk show. Maria Menounos/Kevin Undergaro

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#6**
This late night talk show host seems calm and fairly vanilla. The waiter who brought the wrong drink to the host got an earful from the actor. I guess he just wanted to make the waiter look bad. Instead, the host looked like crap, because the waiter who brought the drink was not the one who took the order but the host hadn’t paid attention. Apparently the host acting like a prick is a pretty regular occurrence. Seth Meyers

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#7**
Stalking is what most people would call it, but not this Academy Award winning/nominated actor who would rather be doing something else. His former and probably soon to be future co-star is thisclose to getting a restraining order against him because of his obsession with her. Jared Leto/Margot Robbie ("Suicide Squad")

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#8**
At least you have to give this A list reality star some credit for coming up with an excuse to explain her new plastic surgery. She knows people will move on to some other part of her body at some point and forget about this part until she does it again. Kylie Jenner (breast implants)

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#9**
I’m sure she just wanted a night out at an event, but this Disney actress turned more Disney actress with a side helping of movies had to bail early. Apparently someone found out she turned 18 a few months ago and it was a feeding frenzy of skeevy agents and producers trying to hit on her. One second she was alone and the next guys were all over her. Peyton List
 (Harper by Harper’s Bazaar Party)

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#10**
Dear B+ list mostly movie actress with a more lucrative side gig. That woman you think is your friend bailed on your most recent trip. Why? To hook up with your husband while you were out of town. Jessica Alba/Cash Warren

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#11**
So much for his relationship. This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who has been in a couple of franchises is trying to finally find success outside them. Apparently that involves cheating on his girlfriend with his co-star. Robert Pattinson/FKA Twigs/Mia Wasikowska ("Damsel")

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#12**
This French actor was supposed to be in a new tv series as part of the main cast. He got the gig because of his connections with the head of the production company who owes favors to the leader of his country. Anyway, the role was basically reduced to a couple of guest spots. Why? The drinking and the child molestation where they were filming kept him busy. Gerard Depardieu ("Mata Hari") (Portugal - age of consent 14)

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/26 **#13**
#1 – This soon to be not a tv talk show host who is beyond annoying is cheating on his long time wife again. Apparently they are going through a divorce and trying to settle everything quietly. I really dislike this guy. A lot. Dr. Drew

#2 – If this former tweener turned adult singer would go back and look at herself a few years back, she would see she is making the same mistakes she made before. Everyone is calling her out on it but she has it "under control." Selena Gomez (not so under control now. Didn’t even take a week.)

#3- This back in the day one hit YouTube wonder who everyone remembers is if I prompt you with her name, is hooking up with this record producer who has been in the news a lot in the past year or so. Apparently she is going to be the next big pop star instead of the person everyone laughed at. Rebecca Black

#4 – This foreign born hanging on to A- list mostly movie actor partied this weekend at a house on the beach. The house was leased by his drug dealer for the summer. The dealer has plenty of drugs to sell for his end clients inside and then they party outside on the beach. Orlando Bloom

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/27 **#1**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This stand up comedian was considered the founder of stand up comedy. He was also perhaps the most racist person to ever achieve A list status.
Frank Fay

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/27 **#2**
When she first started dating the man who is now her husband, this former A- list mostly television actress who has played the same role twice had mostly weaned herself off her pill addiction. That has certainly taken a turn for the worse. She is out of control and even worse than she was before. Much worse. Jennie Garth (Kelly Taylor "Beverly Hills, 90210")

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/27 **#3**
This foreign born A list chef/reality star told his wife he was in one place doing something when he was actually with a woman in a completely different place. The problem for our chef is he was caught in a place he shouldn’t been. If his wife looks at a map, he is done for.
Gordon Ramsey (speeding ticket)

315. MR. X 08/27
This celebrity turned reality star turned talk show host turned celebrity from a celebrity family is being abused by her husband but doesn’t want to leave the money train so puts up with it. Tamar Braxton/Vincent Herbert

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#1**
This back in the day A- list mostly television actor who did day and night soaps is on some show now that is on the greeting card channel. Anyway, there he was in the airport, botoxed and facelifted to an inch of a Real Housewife. Hand towel wrapped around his neck as he strolled waiting for people to recognize him. He kept this up for 20 minutes before someone finally recognized him. He then told them he was too busy to take a photo. Tool. Jack Wagner ("Santa Barbara", "Sunset Beach", "Melrose Place", "The Bold and the Beautiful", "General Hospital", "When Calls the Heart")

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#2**
Last month I told you about the foreign born television princess cheating on her soon to be husband. Apparently he caught her because the engagement is off and he unfollowed her on all social media. The tabloids were all over her engagement. I’m sure they will print some bs excuse like schedules because they can’t make her look bad. Emilie de Ravin/Eric Bilitch ("Once Upon a Time")

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#3**
He didn’t hook up with his A+ list everything in her mind ex, but she would have. Instead, the A- list singer cheated on his wife with some Miss something or other the other night. Marc Anthony (Shannon De Lima)/Jennifer Lopez (and two months later she split with him)

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/28 **#4**
Apparently after her disastrous recent television appearance, this A+ list "singer" might pull a no show for the VMA’s tonight. Britney Spears ("Carpool Karaoke")

320. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/29
These famous reality show stars were best friends until their friendship abruptly broke down, devastating fans of the duo. Well, that was the story as it played out in the tabloids. A soruce tells me they were never actually close and the entire friendship and then the break down was simply fabricated for publicity. Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie "Simple Life"

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#1**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently our favorite foreign born B+ list singer who not only now acts but also worked her way into a reality gig hit on this C list celebrity offspring of a failed actor. The celebrity offspring told our B+ lister that what she was proposing was a sin and wasn’t interested. I guess having sex with guys for "gifts" isn’t though. Rita Ora/Hailey Baldwin (Stephen)

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#2**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This former model turned celebrity, turned wannabe reality star, turned D list mostly movie actress, turned talk show host, got into a verbal argument with this A list rapper because apparently the boyfriend of the A list rapper and the former model hooked up while the rapper and her boyfriend were on a break but the rapper still hates the former model. Amber Rose Nicki Minaj/Meek Mill

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#3**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: With her supposed A list DJ boyfriend not at the show, this singer/model/actress wasted no time grabbing on to this movie producer and grinding on him for the entire night. He even paid someone $1000 to switch seats so he could be with the actress. Tinashe (Calvin Harris)

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#4**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This former MTV reality star was hitting a meth pipe when her driver came to pick her up. The former A list reality star asked if it was ok to smoke it in the car and was told no. J Woww

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#5**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: I know this one was meant to stab like a knife. This B list singer with one name hooked up with this one named B+ list rapper who used to be with a different one named singer. I think both were trying to make sure their respective exes heard about the coupling. Future/Ciara

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#6**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This one named singer which has nothing to do with her real name has had a lot of success with a group. Not quite as much on her own. Anyway, she was groped by some record executive last night and she kicked him so hard in the balls he probably won’t be able to walk right all week. Halsey ("The Chainsmokers")

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#7**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: I’m guessing health wise at least for the person he is with, this MTV host probably should not have been smoking one joint after the other while his significant other sat next to him in the car that brought them to the show. Our host was wasted out of his mind when he arrived. DJ Khaled (pregnant girlfriend Nicole Tuck)

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#8**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: It has been almost a decade in the making and so far, it has been a bomb. This former tween singer/actress turned living off that fame for a decade was yelling at her grandfather/boyfriend about how he made her have sex with this pot smoking A list rapper to get him to work on her record but that the single has bombed so what was the point. JoJo (Jeremiah)/ Wiz Kahlifa ("Fuck Apologies") or Snoop Dogg ("You Bring Me Up")

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#9**
This permanent A+ list singer who drinks bottles of wine while she squeezes into her clothes has a great disdain for this A+ list everything in her mind diva. Apparently the in her mind diva once slept with the first husband of the permanent A+ list singer. So, now whenever she gets a chance, our permanent A+ lister trashes the other woman in songs and to other people. Mariah Carey/Jennifer Lopez/Tommy Mottola

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#10**
Now that is expensive. Apparently even with his A+ list reality star girlfriend footing the bill, this B+ broke rapper couldn’t afford the woman he was cheating on the reality star with. Her rate is $10,000 a day. The rapper thought she might be willing to be with him for free, but he was wrong. Tyga/Kylie Jenner

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#11**
The pills this Teen Mom is hawking are not the ones she takes regularly. You can only get the ones she takes through a prescription, and not always her own. Jenelle Evans

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#12**
VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: This closeted A- list mostly movie actor will probably spend the next decade making Nicholas Sparks movies. He brought his beard but quickly tossed her to the side when that closeted former tweener turned A- list singer started flirting with him. Ansel Elgort (Violetta Komyshan)/Nick Jonas

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/29 **#13**
#1 – This foreign born Victoria’s Secret model was offering her wide range of services to men and women and couples. She should have an app. Stella Maxwell

#2 – This A+ list singer wanted no part of this foreign born A list singer/award winner and had her seated as far away as MTV was willing. The husband of the A+ list singer was not happy when he heard the news. Beyoncé/Rihanna/Jay Z

#3 – It is a coin flip whether this pint sized former reality star was more wasted on pills than this foreign born television host who enjoyed multiple lines of coke. People thought the eyes of the host were going to explode. Snooki

#4 – This American born Victoria’s Secret model had to be walked to her seat by a staff member because after 20 minutes, the model could not figure out how to read her ticket and match it to the seat. Oh, and once she went to the bathroom and came back, they had to show her seat to her again. Taylor Hill

334. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/30
A source of mine encountered this A-list television actor in a bar once and was blown away by the amount of liquid he consumed. 'It was a record, I'm sure,' says my spy. 'He drank and drank, shocking everyone in the bar, including the bartenders. It must have been some sort of record. It was ungodly. He proceeded to jump in his car and drive home. At least 10x the legal limit. It's a miracle he wasn't dead.' Matt LeBlanc

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#1**
For the first time I can remember, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor (action) was seen in public with his boyfriend. No cover. No annoying fake girlfriend. Just the two of them hanging out. Baby steps. Jason Statham

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#2**
It is all crashing down around this foreign born A list in her own country singer/former reality host with multiple last names. The drug use is heavy and cost her a a hosting gig. The relationship she was counting on for fame has ground to a halt. She needs a huge splash. A front page tabloid splash but no one thinks she has the guts to do it. Cheryl Ann Fernandez-Versini ("X Factor UK")

337. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#3**
Apparently the one real part of this weekend performance might have something to do with the rapper giving his "singing" partner a little vial of coke during rehearsal which she thanked him for then and later. Britney Spears/G-Eazy (MTV: MVAs)

338. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#4**
This Dancing With The Stars pro begged to come back for this season but was turned down. She has burned so many bridges and apparently the past couple of seasons was more concerned with hooking up with some of the celebrities rather than dancing with her partner. Karina Smirnoff

339. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#5**
Apparently this model who once dated Leo was unaware her celebrity boyfriend was cheating on her until she saw the photos in the tabloids this week. Toni Garrn/Chandler Parsons/Kate Beckinsale

340. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#6**
This late night talk show host not known for his drinking is cheating on his wife. Don’t be fooled by the aww shucks persona. Jimmy Kimmel

341. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#7**
A daughter of this former Housewife has been introduced to some of her mother’s old friends and is now making much more money than her mom ever did. Brielle Biermann (Kim Zolciak "Real Housewives of Atlanta")

342. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#8**
This celebrity offspring is always borrowing money from friends and family despite the massive monthly income she receives from the trust established for her. The money she spends on drugs for herself and those close to her means she often has almost half the month where she begs for more. Paris Jackson

343. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#9**
This closeted foreign born former boy bander is hooking up with this closeted foreign born solo singer who seems to always be on the radio. Apparently this hookup is the first time for this solo singer who has tried to go the bearding route in the past. Niall Horan ("One Direction")/Shawn Mendes

344. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#10**
This former cable actress turned network actress on a middling hit show is my alliteration beer drinking favorite. Apparently she is stalking the owner of her gym. Seems about par for the course for her. January Jones ("Mad Men") ("Last Man on Earth")

345. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#11**
Apparently this married to someone much higher on the list B+ list mostly movie actor who doesn’t really do that much acting is getting treatment not for just his addictions, but he also is really sick and is being treated outside the country. Joe Manganiello/Sofia Vergara

346. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#12**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has not been seeing anyone that I know of but she recently had a miscarriage. She was almost two months pregnant.

347. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/30 **#13**
This actor was never higher than C+ list. Foreign born and mostly movies he has actually been in some of the biggest movies of all time. Speaking roles in most of them but just a minor character (although one all of you would know). He actually has a chance to be more famous outside of acting in his current career than he ever did acting, despite being in such a huge franchise. He was talking to an interviewer about his new profession and the interviewer asked the former actor why he chose the new profession. The former actor said it was because on the set of the franchise he was scared everyday of getting molested or raped by many of the older men that were on the set. He said this was especially true in the first few films where you learned really quickly not to walk around certain areas of a set or to wander too far away from other people. There were just too many men there who loved nothing more than dragging some 10 year old boy somewhere for 20 minutes and threatening to hit him or get him kicked off the movie if he told anyone. Our former actor said there were only a few older actors who took part, but they were some of the worst. An actor would tell a crew member and the crew member would grab the boy and hold him for the actor and then often the crew member would take a turn too. The former actor said some of the tween girls on the set were bothered, but as far as he knows, none were raped liked the boys. Once the actors got to be a certain age, they could fight or were big enough to get the men to back off, but with new young boys coming in for every film, it was a never ending cycle of sexual abuse and no one did anything to stop it.
"Harry Potter" (PROBALBY Josh Herdman (Gregory Goyle) (MMA cage fighter)

348. THE GOSSIP LIFE 08/31
We're taking a trip to injunction junction for this blind item. This former A-list singer won a talent show and won the hearts of the nation in the process, but a story claims the A-list singer was already signed by the record label prior to even appearing on the show. There must be some truth to it. Our A-list singer obtained an injunction to prevent the story from surfacing. Leona Lewis ("X Factor") (signed to Simon Cowell’s record label Syco Music)

349. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#1**
Tired of waiting around for the Academy Award winning/nominated actor who also has another entertainment job, this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee found a new guy to date. Apparently she made sure to be photographed with him to not only make her drug dealing ex jealous but also the actor who keeps standing her up.
Actor: Jared Leto
Actress: Lupita Nyong'o

New guy: Mobolaji Dawodu

350. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#2**
This very well decorated Olympian might seem to be enjoying the massive spotlight on them again, but it is causing them a huge headache when it comes to cheating on their significant other which was never an issue before the most recent Games. Michael Phelps

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#3**
This Instagram celebrity turned actor has only worked for one producer so far. That producer, who develops television and movies keeps the actor busy on set and off set. Both are closeted but the producer loves showing him off to his friends in the know. Brock O'hurn and Tyler Perry

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#4**
Apparently the people in charge of the career of this celebrity/reality star were the people who provided quotes about his relationship with another celebrity/reality star. In real life, they barely speak, but that doesn’t get you multiple seasons of a show. Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#5**
This B- list celebrity offspring of a foreign born permanent A lister chose drugs over her boyfriend. I’m not sure how she hides the drug use from her family considering how much she has to do each day to meet her needs. Chloe Lattanzi (Olivia Newton John’s daughter)

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#6**
Apparently the past week has cost this B+ list rapper with the polar opposite geographical name about $250K. It is going to cost him a lot more than that to keep sleeping with the foreign born one hit wonder. He might be able to trade tracks, but she needs a place to live and a monthly income. She blew through her entire salary for one job already with the people she owed. French Montana/Iggy Azalea

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#7**
This Disney actress still several months from 20 is the impetus behind her co-star’s parents divorce. She is hooking up with the father.
Disney actress:
Co-star: Zendaya
Parents: Claire Stoermer/Kazembe Ajamu Colema

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#8**
Apparently this B- list mostly television actor has been cheating on coke mom’s friend with his much higher on the list co-star of his current television show.
Coke mom: Debra Messing|
Friend: Angie Harmon
B- list actor:

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#9**
This A- list mostly television actor who went from one hit cable show to a pretty decent hit almost show got away with cheating on his wife again even though she caught him kissing another woman. He explained it away as she was seeing things from a bad angle and that it was a hug. Aaron Paul ("Breaking Bad") ("The Path")

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#10**
This not even divorced Teen Mom is already making plans to have a baby with her partner. Kailyn Lowry (Javi Marroquin)/Becky Hayter

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#11**
At this point I’m not sure who uses more drugs, this former A+ list mostly movie actress or her celebrity/reality star family member. For the actress, she has pretty much just turned into a stay at home smoke all day person. Cameron Diaz/Nicole Richie (sister-in-laws)

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#12**
They might not have publicly split but this foreign born model turned worst actress ever to appear in a number one movie hooked up with another woman last night while her girlfriend also was having a little fun while they were separated by several hundred miles. Cara Delevingne/St. Vincent (hooking up with Kristen Stewart)/and a week later they publicly split

361. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 08/31 **#13**
#1 – This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee crashed and burned in her last money for sex relationship, but things are going much better in her latest attempt. Another Silicon Valley executive who is worth even more money than the last guy.

#2 – This married A- list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show has an apartment she rented where she hooks up with a member of the crew on her show. What she doesn’t know is that he also hooks up with her assistant. Claire Danes ("Homeland")

#3- This closeted foreign born brand new A list superhero is being beaten by his new boyfriend that he met in town while filming. The problem is that the actor has a lot of scenes where the bruises are evident so it is taking a lot of extra makeup to keep things out of sight. Tom Holland ("Spider-Man: Homecoming")

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