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1. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 04/01
On Sunday night I was surfing the internet and saw an article about Bangkok.. Specifically a hotel in Bangkok that was undergoing a renovation. I remembered staying in that hotel like it happened yesterday, but is getting on towards a decade. I have always wanted to write about what happened that trip but I dont think I am a good enough writer to convey all that was going on around me during that trip. It is one thing to describe the action, which I will do, but the heat and humidity soaking through clothes after just a few minutes or the massive case of food poisoning that made one 24 hour window a foggy haze of trips between an unforgiving to small couch and the cold tile floors of the bathroom. I had never been to Thailand before and have never been back since. This all happened shortly after the whole traipsing through Europe thing looking for the director. My job this time was a little different. I didnt have to find anyone, because I knew where they were, but I had to see if the actor needed to be replaced before things got too far along. The actor was a mess of drugs and booze and Thailand was not helping things. I was sitting at home getting ready to go to work. I got a call and was told to pack a suitcase and bring my passport to the office. Originally I was told I was going to be gone for a week which is pretty fast when you are traveling halfway across the world. In reality it ended up being about half that amount of time. I get to the office and am introduced to an actor. You all know him. Good looking. Short. Chain smoker. Has a lot of sex with actresses (now Instagram models) and makes generally bad movies. His last name is almost a slur. Probably will be someday. He was supposed to go on this trip with me. Let us call him JM. The last time I saw JM on that trip was in an airport bar getting hammered with a group of flight attendants who had their trip canceled because the airplane that was going to take them back to Poland had been grounded back in Poland. Yeah, I asked him about that a few years later and he barely remembered it. I think parties like that happen to him frequently. Presumably JM was going with me in case the actor in question was just too far gone to even work any longer. Two totally different looking actors. You can tell this was a really high quality project. This ended up being straight to DVD. Somehow, over time they have sold over 250,000 DVDs of this movie. I know. Crazy. I never saw any of it. The gist of what I am doing is told to me in the office and by 11 in the morning Im at LAX and by 11:30 I am abandoned by JM. Because this was last minute and the producers were cheap, I was thrown on a flight that connected through Taiwan. Lovely airport Taiwan. Never saw anything else. That was a 13 hour flight and then the layover and then another 3 or 4 hour flight. I get picked up at the airport around midnight local time. Did I tell you about the middle seat I had on the 13 hour flight? I think I may have mentioned I am a large person. The people on either side of me may have been larger. They also enjoyed their meals loudly while talking around me both front and back. Good times. I was picked up at the airport and was dropped off at the hotel which I spoke about before. American chain. From the outside it looked the same as any other of their hotels. Inside? Even though it was past midnight, the inside was packed. The entire lobby was filled with an AARP conventions worth of men and their 18 year old girlfriends. The lobby bar and restaurant were filled with these couples. I have never seen so much grab ass in my life. When we were driving in the car the final few blocks to the hotel I saw the occasional couple, but this was full on in your face. The noise was deafening. The guys were all talking to each other while the women were talking to each other and the only interruptions occurred when one of the old guys would shove his grizzled tongue down the throat of one of the teens while fondling her beneath her barely there clothes. You know, I dont judge and am open to just about anything, but it was just so in your face. It is like someone dry humping in an elevator or a Starbucks line. I dont care if you are dry humping in public, but when you have 12 inches of space between you and a person you dont know, maybe you should wait a minute or two or go someplace where you dont have to worry about hitting someone else with the follow through on your thrusting. Part Two is more lobby fun and we meet the actor I am there to see and another actor who is not as prim and proper as he likes to pretend to the world.
Was every guy in the world over the age of 60 in this hotel lobby at this particular second? That was what I was wondering as I made my way to a bank of elevators in the middle of the night headed to my room. The financial part of my brain kicked in and I thought if this was one random hotel on a random night and if this was being repeated all over the country, the amount of dollars brought in by this to the country must be staggering. In the elevator I was joined by two couples who obviously were about to head up to their rooms to finish what they had started in the lobby. One of the guys, who, judging by his accent was Australian, started speaking to me. While holding on to the breast of his female companion, he looked me up and down in my wrinkled suit and bloodshot eyes and said what I needed was a drink and a lady and the world would be all good again. The fact that he said this while missing several teeth and booze breath that would challenge the capability of a breathalyzer I wasnt sure I ever wanted to see that world of which he spoke. Before I could reply he then boasted this was the third woman he was taking to his room that day. He then did that whole Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi thing with the other guy in the elevator, who up to that point had been making out with the woman who was with him. Not making out in a Ryan Gosling/Rachel McAdams Notebook way or even porn making out. This was like some guy who had practiced on a pillow for forty years and was making his first foray into the real thing. Did I tell you before how slow the elevator moved and how tall the hotel was? I finally got to my floor. The door opened and when I stepped out in the hallway I gasped for air. I realized that I had been holding my breath after getting a whiff of the vapors those guys had been emanating. The room? Nothing unlike any other of the hotels worldwide properties. You know, balcony, blackout curtains, mini-bar with boxes of condoms and sex toys individually wrapped. Oh, did I mention the lubes, oils or natural Viagra also for sale? I was so exhausted but couldnt sleep. I took a shower and climbed into bed. I wish I had been like Gordon Ramsay in Hotel Hell and brought a sleeping bag with me. I flipped through the million cable channels and watched rugby until I fell asleep. I know all of you like to get straight to the celebrity blind parts of these things, but all of this was part of it and the experience. I guess I preferred Hollywood where vices are hidden and you have to pry out the secrets. My meeting was at 11 in the morning. That is my recollection. It has been awhile now. I do remember I had time to go slow in the morning. There was no rushing around. My original plan was to eat in the hotel restaurant for breakfast. Have you ever seen a bar in the daylight? That harsh light they try so hard to block out of nightclubs? The restaurant was nice enough in the daylight, but the aftermath of a night of drinking and partying was evident everywhere. Not in the room itself, but the people. Im sure by later that night, most of these guys would be ready to go again, but that hotel restaurant was a really depressing sight I wont soon forget. I wandered outside and saw a place to eat. Everything was open. I remember exactly what I ate. It was pork Pad Thai. It was to be the only meal I ate the entire visit. I took a cab over to the set and it was not like any set I had been on before. There was no main area where everyone parked and then shuttled over to the set. This was one big conglomeration of trailers and equipment and food stalls and tables and makeshift bars. There were literally women everywhere. Apparently to film there, the production had to hire not only crew, but also their families and second cousins and friends down the street. It was an army of workers. In Hollywood, with that number of people on set, the entire budget of this movie would be gone in a couple of days. Here, they would be able to film for six weeks. I asked around and found the actor I was looking for. I tried to find the producer contact I was supposed to meet, but apparently he was getting a massage. Uh huh. The actor. You all know him. Honestly you do. Even if I tell you that as it stands right now he is a B- list actor, all of you know him. In a change of pace, lets call him SD. Some people might dispute the whole SD thing, but Im going with it. He was a mess when I saw him, but not in a Im taking drugs and going to die kind of way. This was an I partied all night like a rock star because everyone in this country knows my franchise so I partied until an hour before coming to set kind of way. The movie was not tough. There are no sonnets or soliloquies. It was an action movie and plenty of low cost stunt people to do all the action. He just needed to be able to read some lines. He wasnt going to be able to read them until mid-afternoon most days, but since most of the movie took place in late afternoon or night, that was not going to be an issue. He probably would not be able to film with the three topless women in his trailer either, but they would be there when he got back from filming. Apparently our actor had kicked drugs for the trip. Not because he was giving them up but because he was scared of ending up in jail there. He was going to drink the town dry and have sex as much as possible, but I could tell he was going to be able to film. This whole process took about an hour. Maybe a little less. I remember one of the women was talking about lunch and who was going to bring it to them and our actor seemed like it was go time for him with them which meant it was go time for me. As I am walking out of his trailer, I saw two other women go inside a trailer opposite his. No big deal. This was one big sex fest. Then, I saw who was in the other trailer. An actor who looked shocked that I saw him. It was one of those moments a director tries to capture where eyes lock on and you instantly know everything. This actor is well known. B lister through and through. He can get a headlining movie but it would have to be a straight to on Demand kind of thing. All of you know him too. Mr. Married. Mr. Family. Always going on and on about family and family values. It is always the big talkers who are the big cheaters. These women were not going in his trailer to cut his hair or pray with him. He knew that I knew. Right with that look. We are going to call him BC. I had heard a rumor a couple of years earlier that he hooked up with the actress/klepto turned escort. Well, that she orally serviced him while he freaked out about being caught. No one ever believed it. Now I did though. He has done a bunch of movies and television. Im guessing his credits must total 100. I wasnt going to rat him out but he didnt know that. He could have kicked out the women after he saw me. He didnt. Tomorrow in the final part, I met an actor for the first time who was a part of my life for that moment forward.
When you are going to be sick, the last thing you want in this world is to have to face being sick in some port-a-potty in the middle of a film set in the heart of Bangkok. Even in LA, a film set port-a-potty is something you dread. Put that sucker in the middle of a set when it is 90 degrees outside with 90% humidity and see how you feel. Why dont you throw in some jet lag and drenching sweat to go with it. That is what I faced. Almost immediately after spying the cheater head back into his trailer, I could feel it coming. That inevitable feeling you hope will pass that you are going to be violently sick. It felt awful. I frantically looked around and spotted a port-a-potty. I dreaded it but I didnt have much choice. I was going to have to get on my knees in that vile contraption and hope for the best. I so wished I had been drunk right then just to make the whole thing a little more palatable. I opened the door. Yeah, it was even worse than I imagined. The smell pushed me over the edge and I didnt even bother closing the door as I heaved. It was one of the worst experiences of my life. Honestly, the only saving grace was that I left the door open. Confined inside would have been the end of me. They probably would have found me there at some point. As it was, an actor who we will identify as JC saw me. Legs half out the door, bent over and came over to help. I heard his voice asking if I was OK. Judging from the guy in the suit bent over, he probably assumed I was another victim of the never ending nightlife in the city. A hangover would have been preferable at that point. I knew it was food poisoning. It is an easy self-diagnosis. There is no other explanation for the violent explosion or feeling you get from food poisoning. When I was in the sixth grade I had my first episode. An all you can eat seafood buffet. What could be wrong with warming lights and seafood in an open environment? I tell you that I didnt touch any seafood for a decade after that night. When JC asked for the second time if I was OK, I wanted to make some kind of smart ass remark, because, I mean who is OK if they are puking in this situation? I whispered food poisoning. I got a knowing nod in return. I still dont think he was convinced at that point that it was not a hangover. It turns out though a week earlier he had dealt with the same issue. The guy actually reached out his hand and helped me up off the ground and took me over to his trailer. Can I tell you a feeling I remember to this day? When he opened the door there was this rush of cold air that came from that space like none I had felt before. It almost knocked me over, but in a very good way. The best way I can describe it to you is to go to somewhere where it is really hot and that first step you take into an air conditioned public space where someone else is paying the air conditioning bill. That cold air saved me. I am convinced of it. He pointed to a couch in the trailer. This is a guy I had never met but I did a face plant on to that sofa like I had known him for years. That sofa felt like heaven. For the next two hours I would alternate between that sofa and his tiny bathroom. In between, we talked a little bit. I knew who he was of course, but we talked about this and that. Some common people we knew. At some point he had to go film and I told him I could make it the length of a cab ride to make it back to my hotel. He insisted on getting a car for me. Have I told you how great this guy was? I remember just being a shell while in the back of that car on the way to the hotel. When I got there, it must have been late afternoon. Cocktail hour. The noise was not at the same level it had been the night before. Had it really not even been 24 hours since I got to town? I made my way through the throngs of men, some of whom had their afternoon dates with them. When I closed the door to my hotel room, I dropped down to a section of cold tile that was in between the door and the carpet to the rest of the room. I think I passed out there for a couple of hours. It was definitely dark when my stomach erupted again. The sofa in the hotel was not nearly as comfortable as the one in the trailer. Back and forth I went for most of the night. Time was not something I was paying attention to. No television. Just a dark room and the path between sofa and bathroom. At some point during all of this I got a call. I remember it was JC and the guy was checking up on me. I dont remember it and I never thought to ask him later, but I must have given him my room number during that call because shortly before sunrise there was a knock at the door and there he was. The guy filmed all night. Instead of going to sleep, the guy came across town to check up on a guy he didnt know. He told me I should get some rest in the bed and not the sofa. I will tell you the hotel bed felt amazing. When I woke up, there was sun coming through the windows and I could hear people either in the room above or next to me having sex. Loud sex. I also realized it had been hours since I had been sick. I staggered out to the living areas of the room to raid the mini bar for some bottled water. Sitting in a chair in the living room watching television was JC. Yep. He stayed. I could go on about this guy, but I made it a point from that point on to say positive things about him whenever I had a chance. Bought him dinner and lunches for years every chance I could. Just an angel. No other words to describe it. After making sure I was going to live, he took off to go get a little rest before he had to start shooting again. I had some water, called the airline and moved my flight up to later that night. I wanted out of there. I left almost 48 hours after I arrived. I actually had the same flight crew for the second flight from Taiwan back to LA as I did on the way to Taiwan. I also had a row all to myself. I didnt eat though. I think that stretch of time might be the longest I have gone without eating. Craziest 48 hour trip.
Movie: "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li"
JM: Stephen Dorff (Dwarf being the slur) (played Johnny Marco in "Somewhere" directed by one of Entys favorites Sofia Coppola) (dating Charlotte McKinney) (smokes and does ads for Blu eCigs electronic cigarettes, and he has emphysema)
SD: Chris Klein (Suris Dad) ("American Pie" franchise)
BC: Neal McDonough (played "Buck" Compton in "Band of Brothers")
Actress/klepto turned escort: Lindsay Lohan (filmed "I Know Who Killed Me" with Neal McDonough in 2007)
JC: Michael Clarke Duncan (played John Coffey in "The Green Mile")
LAWYER 04/01 **#1**
When this former A list tweener turned B+ list singer gets breathed on by a female celebrity the tabloids have them dating. When he actually goes out with his boyfriend multiple times each week to dinner and events, they say nothing. Just call the date, a friend. Nick Jonas/Lorde
LAWYER 04/01 **#2**
It wasnt that long ago that I told you about the former A+ list child actor turned semi-recluse living off his youth made millions hanging out with his former drug dealer. It turns out all that hanging out has our actor hooked on heroin again. When you get back on it, that is when that danger is there to overdose. Macaulay Culkin
LAWYER 04/01 **#3**
I know there is video that exists of this Teen Mom star smoking meth. It is not from that long ago. October of last year is what I have heard. Apparently the Teen Mom cant stop smoking it. The recording exists for protection. Not blackmail or extortion, but protection in case the person recording the video is ever the one accused of being the transgressor. I cant believe I used that word. Watched The Path on Hulu and they kept using it. Sorry. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 04/01 **#4**
That very very very recent American Idol finalist who was eliminated has a very large fan base. I think it would be reduced a bunch if they knew exactly how the finalist feels about the fans. They dont. They only care about themselves and producers were ecstatic this person is not moving on. One of the biggest pains in the past decade. MacKenzie Bourg
LAWYER 04/01 **#5**
With work not coming as easily as it did before and many doors closed, this A list stand up comic has started to make amends to everyone involved on the show from which she was fired. She really wants the old gig back and is kissing butt to make it happen. Kathy Griffin "Fashion Police" (tribute to Joan Rivers in documentary)
LAWYER 04/01 **#6**
Apparently the female subject of the cheating story that has dominated the headlines this week has some recordings of her own she is trying to sell. She wanted to wait until things played themselves out between the couple. I dont think she should wait. The money is best right now but there is going to be a backlash against her that I dont think she is prepared for or understands. Iggy Azalea
LAWYER 04/01 **#7**
This multiple daytime show host is paying a monthly rate for his new girlfriend. Plus shopping. Michael Strahan/Kayla Quick
LAWYER 04/01 **#8**
Between you, me and medical science, no one is sure how this B+ list mostly television actress who is in two shows at once is still alive with as little as she eats. I will say this. When her husband cheats, which is often, he goes for the exact same look. Kate Bosworth (Michael Polish)/"The Art of More" and "SS-GB"
LAWYER 04/01 **#9**
This former A list singer/actress turned B- lister in both, slept with the head of a record label but so far he is not helping her with her current predicament despite his promises. Brandy Norwood/Chameleon Entertainment Group and its president, Breyon Prescott
LAWYER 04/01 **#10**
This B list reality star who is not really a star any longer but continues to exist in the shadows of that A list family of his is undergoing ECT (electroshock therapy and often referred to as shock treatment). I didnt even know they still did that, but they do and he is undergoing the procedure. Rob Kardashian
LAWYER 04/01 **#11**
I wrote about this foreign born closeted actor previously. He is the lad in a pay cable show. Some more information. Apparently his entire past was scrubbed social media wise. Also, it is like his past as an openly gay man is just gone. I guess when you land a deal in the US in this kind of role, they want you to be heterosexual or at least pretend. This whitewashing the past is just too much though. Sam Heughan "Outlander" on STARZ
LAWYER 04/01 **#12**
This stand up comic/A- list mostly television actor from a hit show has a creepy collection of upskirt photos and videos, many of which he took himself. Louis C.K.
14. THE GOSSIP
A crazy blind item for yall to chew on today. An A-list+ reality star allegedly has a singing alter ego. Shes released a tune as an experiment to see the reaction, but shes always had a lot of interest in pursuing a career in this field. I expect this to break VERY soon.. Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 04/02 **#1**
This pint sized former reality star was face down on the floor of a bar recently. Guess she really has that drinking thing under control. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
LAWYER 04/02 **#2**
Basically nothing around this permanent A list singer/A+ list diva is the same. Gone are all the people she has known for years. In their place are minions of her manager who only have loyalty to the manager. The manager is also trying to stop the impending marriage for fears she will be replaced. Mariah Carey
LAWYER 04/02 **#3**
This former B list reality star from that reality show usually shies away from coke in public. He does it like crazy, just not anywhere he can get busted. Things must be really out of control for him because he was going for it like crazy this past week at a club. Scott Disick
LAWYER 04/02 **#4**
This current A list comic/actress has a fairly new boyfriend. She probably should have checked to see whether he is still sleeping with his last girlfriend, because he is. Amy Schumer/Ben Hanisch
LAWYER 04/03 **#1**
This foreign born B- list celebrity was almost A list in her own country not even a decade ago. She had million dollar contracts that have all been canceled. She has been reduced to sleeping with guys for money several times per week. Tulisa
LAWYER 04/03 **#2**
Im wondering if there are any friends of her son that this former A list model/video vixen/bad actress has not slept with. They pretty much all have a story. Stephanie Seymour
LAWYER 04/03 **#3**
Even though this foreign born former A list boy bander is not straight, this former late night talk show host offered to orally service him. She wanted to see if he could tell the difference. He turned her down. Chelsea Handler/Harry Styles ("One Direction")
LAWYER 04/03 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He is Mr. Cause. He is only Mr. Cause though if the price is right. He can be anti Mr. Cause if the other sides price is better. Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 04/04 **#1**
ACM Awards: Although everything was really frosty between this former singing couple, one thing they both agreed on was that they wanted nothing to do with this B+ list singer who was there. For some reason the B+ lister tried to speak to them both but was shot down and told to keep away. Blake Shelton/Miranda Lambert/Kacey Musgraves
LAWYER 04/04 **#2**
She looks like a younger version of his wife and this former A+ list singer was not shy about flirting and fawning over this singer/actress/reality star. The fawning led to numbers being exchanged. Hopefully for both their sakes the wife never finds out because she threatened to kill the next woman her husband cheats with. Tim McGraw/Faith Hill/Jennifer Wayne
LAWYER 04/04 **#3**
ACM Awards: This nominee/winner dumped his date the night before the show and took a hooker he hooked up with that night that he met in a casino. Apparently he brought the hooker up to his room where the date was waiting for him and told her to leave. In the middle of the night.
LAWYER 04/04 **#4**
Everything always starts out the same for this foreign born former A list singer in her country turned reality star. Then, the drug issues kick in and the next thing you know, the guy who she loved and couldnt live without is the reason her life is so miserable. It is happening again right now. Watch it unfold. Cheryl Fernandez-Versini/Liam Payne ("One Direction")
LAWYER 04/04 **#5**
At this point, the entire world is laughing at this closeted former Glee actor. His girlfriend is awful at bearding. He barely hides his joy for all things men. It is comical. She actually brought her real boyfriend to a big event this weekend and let herself be photographed getting cozy with him while her "boyfriend" hit on guys all night. Darren Criss/Mia Swier
LAWYER 04/04 **#6**
As is the norm in her busted relationships, this former A list mostly movie actress, who has been acting since childhood cheated on her significant other. She always falls for someone when filming. Everything was fine until she filmed a movie and then bam, the relationship was over. Drew Barrymore
LAWYER 04/04 **#7**
Big fight right inside the exit of a grocery store between this foreign born A list mostly movie actor (action) and his foreign born model girlfriend. She couldnt help herself and told the paps where she would be. She is addicted to getting her pic snapped. He isnt. Jason Statham/Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
LAWYER 04/04 **#8**
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister is not above sleeping with the same sex to get what she wants. She will deny ever doing it but she did just that recently because she wants the woman to put in a good word with a very successful relative. Lady Gaga/Samantha Ronson (brother Mark Ronson)
LAWYER 04/04 **#9**
This A- list mostly movie actor used to be A+ list. He has had a couple of very good years acting wise, but not the box office successes he enjoyed in the past. Anyway, he is back to his old ways of being abusive towards women. His half his age girlfriend is the latest victim but she wont leave him. She likes being close to fame so puts up with it. Mel Gibson/Rosalind Ross
LAWYER 04/04 **#10**
I think this A list mostly movie actress hates doing press. For weeks on end she has to answer why no one ever wants to work with her. She always has an excuse, but no one ever wants to work with her twice. She should never have given up the tv gig because her movies keep bombing and she is going to want to get back on those bridges she has burned. Sounds a lot like Katherine Heigl, but think recent and with more tv gigs to her credit and a lot of comedy. Melissa McCarthy
LAWYER 04/04 **#11**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is a recent Academy Award winner/nominee told his wife a couple of years ago that he couldnt have sex with her any longer because of meds he is taking. The meds havent stopped him from having sex with literally seems like 50 different women in the past year. His wife must have heard some of this. Too much talk from too many women. Sylvester Stallone; Denzel Washington
LAWYER 04/04 **#12**
Looks like this A- list mostly movie actress who is the BEST guest star on television shows and also does some behind the camera stuff is splitting from her husband. She found someone else. Elizabeth Banks
LAWYER 04/04 **#13**
This actor is foreign born. He has made his living as Mr. Nice Guy. Even though he is foreign born, he somehow manages to convey an aww shucks kind of personality. Even though he has been the star of some potentially violent movies, he has always crusaded against excessive violence in movies generally and his movies specifically. Considering he is an action star, that seems odd. He has always managed to try and keep his action family friendly. His whole spiel is a family values, family friendly thing. Because of where he is from and his reticence to speak about his private life, he has not been called out on lots of his transgressions. There was the constant cheating on his wife despite his claims of faithfulness. Most troubling though is his leadership of a gang. An actual gang. Our former A+ list actor heads a very large cartel which sells drugs and hookers. He is a known human trafficker and according to several reporters who have investigated him, has ordered the killings of at least a dozen rivals and many more people caught up in his crimes. Any reporter who has dug too hard or come too close has been thrown in jail or in one case, killed. The good news is that some of this is now being reported outside his closed world and hopefully he will be arrested and thrown into jail. Jackie Chan
The eternally A-list ex-husband of this former B-list model is furious at her. They have children together, but right now hes refusing to speak to her. Mick Jagger/Jerry Hall
37. NY POST/PAGE
1. Which TV personality refused to pay her bill after ordering bottles of Champagne at a popular New York hot spot because she claims she drinks for free because a server once punched her breasts?
2. Which top movie executive has been drinking and womanizing so much, that his fellow execs had to stage an intervention to ask him to cut back on the booze and the broads, as it was becoming the talk of Hollywood?
3. Which publicist was forced off the "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" junket for being a "total nightmare to work with"?
4. Which sportscaster needed extra makeup to cover a black eye after getting punched by an angry husband for feeling up the mans wife at a party the night before a game?
LAWYER 04/05 **#1**
As I have told you over the past six months, this living legend who is the offspring of a living legend has been back on pills and booze and is just a mess. Apparently her body is shutting down and she doesnt have long to live. Liza Minnelli
LAWYER 04/05 **#2**
This high school aged Duggar got busted for underage drinking.
LAWYER 04/05 **#3**
Apparently the only way she (B list celebrity wannabe reality star) would stop sleeping with guys for money is if this former reality star put a ring on it. She is lying. He is clueless. Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna
LAWYER 04/05 **#4**
Apparently to seal the deal so to speak, this semi-famous model who is way more famous for a previous marriage than her modeling slept with multiple men for her mogul boyfriend before he would agree to marry her. She is going to have to keep on doing it for him. I guess it is worth it to her. Jerry Hall (Mick Jagger)/Rupert Murdoch
LAWYER 04/05 **#5**
This A list comic is also a B list actress. Yes, that was her shaking with tears after a fight with her foreign born actor boyfriend. The guy is an a-hole. A huge one. There were several people in the Starbucks inside the bookstore who wanted to throttle the guy for what he was saying to her. Sarah Silverman/Michael Sheen
LAWYER 04/05 **#6**
This former tweener turned decent singer/bad adult actress is no stranger to the casting couch. I will give her credit though. She knows she has no future in acting so slept her way to a producer credit which she hopes will get her future producer credits and work and not have to rely on fickle music tastes or acting or sucking up to her bff. Selena Gomez ("13 Reasons Why" (TV Series) - executive producer)/(bff Taylor Swift)
LAWYER 04/05 **#7**
This former A list singer who may be a murderer was in the bathroom with a guy who she hooked up with that night. Not in the bathroom. In the bathroom, she helped him find a vein and watched him shoot up. Tell the guy to watch out for random guns at her house. Courtney Love
LAWYER 04/05 **#8**
For years I have written about the boozing of this Academy Award winner. Apparently she has six months of sobriety going for her right now. Good for her. At this point she was more known for her drinking than the win no one is sure was a win. Marisa Tomei (Best Actress in a Supporting Role "My Cousin Vinny")
LAWYER 04/05 **#9**
This part-time model wannabe host who is seriously thirsty got into one of her regular arguments with people she meets at parties. The model, who is married freely admits she married, at least partially, for money and got into the face of a woman who wouldnt admit she did the same. As usual, the model didnt have her facts and had no idea the woman she was arguing with was the rich one and her husband dirt poor when she married him. Courtney Sixx (husband Nikki Sixx, bassist "Motley Crue")/iHeartRadio Music Awards
LAWYER 04/05 **#10**
This A+ list mostly movie actor rented out a strip club for the night. Not for the strippers. For his wife. She was his personal stripper complete with music and DJ and even a bartender and waitress. Everyone else was gone. I think this is why they have been married so long. They definitely explore fantasies and are not shy about spending serious money to make it happen. Matt Damon
LAWYER 04/05 **#11**
This foreign born mostly television actor was in a long time favorite that still airs. I preferred him in a different show. He is openly gay and was cheating on his husband in a very big way this past weekend while in neither his home country or adopted country. Hey, he always goes big. No holding back with this guy.
Actor: John Barrowman
Long time favorite: "Doctor Who"
Different show: "Torchwood"
Home country: Scotland
Adopted country: Moved to United States when 8 years old
LAWYER 04/05 **#12**
This reality star mom plays about 33rd fiddle in her long running family centric show. No, not the Duggars. The reality star mom is married but hooked up with a producer in Hollywood last year. Now she wants to play momager to keep that little fling going. Sadie Robertsons mother Korie Robertson "Duck Dynasty"
LAWYER 04/05 **#13**
I wanted to get this out before some 5,000 word article with charts and graphs and arrows and explanations comes out in the next few weeks or month. This is the gist of how it happened. For almost a decade, this Presidential candidate had an affair with a staffer. Oh, she didnt start out as a staffer. She started out just with a tenuous connection. He found out about that connection and when he saw her photos on Facebook he set up some random mentoring appointment for her. That turned into lunch, and the married candidate hooked up with her. He kept hooking up with her while giving her an allowance that he originally paid for through his own accounts. Later, he learned all about shuttling money that was supposed to be spent for campaigns could just as easily be directed towards the mistress. To make it look better she started working for him. The fact she got paid triple what other people in her position got paid was never spoken about because no one wanted to lose their own jobs. They just dealt with it. At some point, she fell in love. She wanted to marry someone so our politician found someone else to be his main mistress. His former mistress continued to work for him but rarely hooked up with her boss any longer because she didnt want her husband to find out. At some point, the husband did find out so the mistress wanted out. She also wanted to be paid for her silence so she got a lump sum payment that was massive. She also got a do nothing job for a huge salary that is guaranteed for two years and then will receive another lump sum payment equal to the first lump sum payment. All paid for by donors.
51. THE GOSSIP
As you can probably tell, weve been revealing a hell of a lot of blind items recently. We told you about Duane Martins bankruptcy, Amy Adams moving over to television, George Shelly coming out of the closet and Amanda Seyfried & Carice van Houtens questionable behaviour just in the last week. I dont know what it is, but most of the juicy gossip breaks in the mainstream press around the start of the new year and it allows us to reveal what wed told you months ago, but this is one I dont expect to reveal for many years yet. Hell, we may be defunct by that point, but try and remember this blind for when the inevitable comes out. I was trying to figure out how to word this over the weekend and Ive think decided this is the best way: Our A-list musician is a huge thing right now. Hes more than mainstream. He has cross-over appeal and like many musicians, he has a hot young girlfriend In public. Behind closed doors, our A-list musician has a very different taste. I cant tell you exactly what just yet, not until I have 100% confirmation from a victim, but I can tell you not to buy into his current relationship because thats about as genuine as Kylie Jenners lips. Harry Styles (air hostess Megan Smith)
LAWYER 04/06 **#1**
This actress is probably B+ list. She is a lot worse at being a pro beard. I think it is because she has a tough time lying. It is the same reason why she never sounds convincing when she denies plastic surgery or any other procedures. Olivia Munn (Aaron Rodgers)
LAWYER 04/06 **#2**
This former Real Housewife is desperate to find another city that will let her film since her city went off the air. She is about to be caught up in a huge theft scandal and probably be indicted. She would be looking at way longer than a year or two in jail. Joanna Krupa "Real Housewives of Miami"
LAWYER 04/06 **#3**
I wonder why all the mea cupla stories being flooded by this former A list mostly movie actress and her PR team all manage to skip the whole cheating thing she did which caused her divorce. Just going to sweep that right under the rug. Drew Barrymore
LAWYER 04/06 **#4**
No one expected these two network shows to get renewed. When the show runners know where the secrets are buried though, it is a whole lot easier. They know the biggest secret there is because they happened to be together when they walked in on it.
Show runners: Todd Milliner/Sean Hayes
Show: "Grimm" and "Crowded"
LAWYER 04/06 **#5**
On that new hit pay cable show, two of the married big named actors are each sleeping with one of the lesser known co-stars. Neither has any idea the other is spending time with her.
LAWYER 04/06 **#6**
This A list comic actor was trying to be a sponsor to someone but ended up doing drugs with the person instead. Our A lister definitely has issues and it has derailed him somewhat in movies since his hit show went off the air. Martin Lawrence
LAWYER 04/06 **#7**
This foreign born Academy Award winning director says he decided to marry his wife after he beat her and she didnt run away. Ummm. Alejandro González Iñárritu/María Eladia Hagerman
LAWYER 04/06 **#8**
Apparently things have hit a very rough patch between this A list singer/(not very good actor who still gets big roles) and his actress wife. At a game night last weekend, the two got into a fight in front of their friends because she says he does not do enough to support her. Apparently it was a five minute long list before he got up and walked out leaving her to get home. Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel
LAWYER 04/06 **#9**
The family of this foreign born B+ list mostly television actress from a new hit network show wont speak to her or have anything to do with her because she has sex outside marriage. That is the least they should be worried about with her. Priyanka Chopra (born in India)/"Quantico"
LAWYER 04/06 **#10**
The lead singer of this three word band refuses to get his STD checked out. Meanwhile, he keeps on having unprotected sex. That A list model he was with is pissed.
LAWYER 04/06 **#11**
You probably wouldnt know his name if you saw him acting, but this C list actor is an A list writer and is cheating on his A list mostly television actress wife. David Hornsby/Emily Deschanel
LAWYER 04/06 **#12**
This Game Of Thrones actress has had a very big year. If she wants more, she should slow down on the nose candy. Natalie Dormer
LAWYER 04/06 **#13**
Obviously drugs in Hollywood are just a fact of life in the industry. I dont think it is as bad as when Sean Young said that at one point on a film set, there was no one who was not doing drugs. It was accepted in the 80s. Now, it is a little more frowned upon. Budgets are higher and studios have realized that actors are pretty replaceable, even A listers. In one situation, they are a little harder to replace. When actual acting is required. Although most movies seem to be some kind of cartoon or comic book that relies on CGI rather than acting, all of those awards that are given every winter usually have some acting in them. This foreign born actor is A list. He has been given a chance at box office glory and bombed. Part of it was the script and part of it was he just didnt care. It was a nice big fat check and he didnt have to do much more than just show up as part of an equally bad ensemble cast. What makes him A list are those movies which require acting. Where he has to focus and deliver a hardware winning performance. He does that. In a very big way. The big awards have fawned over him the past few years. When he was making his big bomb, he was not very discreet about his drug use. He spent most of the massive amounts of downtime, in his trailer using. Privately, despite the many flaws in the movie, producers used him as a scapegoat to the studio bosses and our actor has been passed over for big studio films. He has not been passed over for the smaller films. They also know of his drug use, but have been rolling the dice because they want an award. They want his acting. By looking at him, you would never guess that he is a heroin user. Oh sure, he is very thin, but he hides that just like he hides everything else. Through carefully tailored clothes and making sure he is photographed from certain angles, he can hide it. You also never see him without being fully clothed. No shorts and a t-shirt for our actor, Nope. Long sleeves. Long pants. He also has cover in his significant other who, despite her looks, is very protective and very loyal and makes sure to keep everything hidden. She knows much of their relationship is for publicity, but she is not going anywhere. He treats her fairly well, except when he is desperate to use. If you have seen them on one of their frequent long distance airplane rides, he is fine with her for the first several hours. As that flight grows longer though, he becomes much more impatient and demanding. It is then he lashes out at her. She always covers for him though. This actor is so quiet. Never in the tabloids. Never a peep. At some point, this will come out and everyone will say they never suspected him. All of you will know though. Eddie Redmayne (Hannah Bagshawe)/"Jupiter Ascending"
65. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 04/06 **#1**
This goes nicely with Mondays blind item. The ex-wife of this A-list mogul is devastated at the recent news. Shes released rumours to the tabloids to try and hit back at him, but it isnt working. Id love to tell you the worlds newest A-list couple arent in love or theres machinations happening behind the scenes, but the truth is theyre very happy and according to my source, theyre very in love.
Who is the ex-wife? Wendi Deng (dating Vladimir Putin)
Who is the mogul? Rupert Murdoch
Who is his new wife? Jerry Hall
66. THE GOSSIP
LIFE 04/06 **#2**
This B-list actress, who has been nominated for an Oscar, is looking for a lead role on a television series. The reason? Nearly every role (95% at least) shes been offered in the last three years in movies has been either The Mother or The Wife. Her agent advised her that if she wants another good role that she needs to start searching for a television show, or invest in some plastic surgery because a lot of people feel she looks older than her years. Amy Adams
LAWYER 04/07 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who was in that franchise after being in a much better one is finally shaking off his celebrity girlfriend. Apparently our actor was spotted making out with two separate women the other night at a bar and went home with both too. Robert Pattinson ("Harry Potter" and "Twilight")/FKA Twigs
LAWYER 04/07 **#2**
Apparently small town corruption is alive and well as a judge and a lawyer conspired to share millions of dollars after the death of this celebrity. Harper Lee/Monroeville, Alabama
LAWYER 04/07 **#3**
Apparently this short lived, not a good idea marriage between a model and a B+ list mostly movie actor did produce one good thing. A child of the actor escaped the very controlling part of her life thanks to her step-mom. Agyness Deyn/Giovanni Ribisi (daughter Lucia)/"Scientology"
LAWYER 04/07 **#4**
The Game Of Thrones actress discussed yesterday in the blinds is apparently one of the many women to have shared the bed of this married actor who is set to be A+ list within the next couple of years. Jason Momoa (Khal Drogo)/"Aquaman" (to be released July, 2018)
LAWYER 04/07 **#5**
This A list reality star/celebrity and her A list husband bailed from an event sooner than they thought they would the other day when people kept bringing up the fact that the oldest child of the couple looks like a twin of the child of the reality star/celebritys ex. Kim Kardanshian (Reggie Bush)/Kanye West (Reggie Bush)/Kanye West (Daily Front Row Fashion Los Angeles Awards Private Dinner Hosted By Eva Chow And Carine Roitfeld)
LAWYER 04/07 **#6**
This girlfriend of the former A+ list tweener actor turned drug troubled B+ list mostly movie actor cheated on him with her singer ex. Apparently the ex had no idea she was seeing anyone and posted photos of the couple together which he had to take down when she started screaming at him on the phone about losing her boyfriend. Zac Efron/Sami Miro (and then they split) (Marc E Bassy)
LAWYER 04/07 **#7**
I love how this A+ list athlete totally did the separation thing from the boyfriend when the paps came near enough to take a picture. The two pretended they didnt know each other even though they were the only people within 20 feet.
LAWYER 04/07 **#8**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He also loves pre-op transsexuals. For the past week, he has hired some of the best in the world to entertain him. Maybe $100K total. Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 04/07 **#9**
With his wife out of town, this A+ list mostly movie actor got to spend time alone with this celebrity couple for the first time in ages. I think he was a little jealous they may have found someone to replace him.
Actor: George Clooney
Celebrity couple: Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber
Replacement: Harry Styles
LAWYER 04/07 **#10**
This A- list mostly movie actress sounds like she could be foreign born, but actually isnt. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has been very fortunate the past few years. Her career could have crashed and burned when she refused the legendary advances of this producer/mogul. He threatened to destroy her career but she found a mentor who actually is not afraid to go to war with the mogul and the mogul backed down.
Actress: Saoirse Ronan (born in The Bronx, raised in Ireland)
Producer/mogul: Harvey Weinstein
Mentor: Jodie Foster
LAWYER 04/07 **#11**
When you talk about secrets, this former A+ list celebrity is the best at keeping them. Hands down. You and I can go back and forth about who is better, but this celebrity will win any argument. She is the best I have ever seen. She also shows the world that even A+ listers can keep everything quiet if they choose. So, when you see some celebrity complaining they never get any privacy, just know they bring it on themselves. All you have to do is want your privacy bad enough to do it. A celebrity like a Kardashian could never do it because their whole business model relies on being in the public eye and showing themselves multiple times a week to keep up audience interest. Our former A+ lister had multiple talents and didnt need to be in the public eye to make a fortune. She would show up when needed, but for the most part, she could live her life the way she chose and still be an A+ lister. Way back in the day when she was first becoming a secret expert she had a child. For those of you who read blogs or devote a lot of time to gossip, you probably know, or at least have heard about this child. For the vast majority of the population who only get their celebrity news from the glossy weekly tabloids, they have no clue. For decades this child has been a secret to the general public. The child, hidden away among all the other family members was allowed to live her life away from the spotlight. The child grew up and now, is pregnant. The pregnancy has been kept secret. The family is almost as good as our celebrity about keeping secrets. The father of the soon to be baby has received a very very large check to relinquish his parental rights and signed a lengthy non disclosure agreement. Nothing will ever be heard from him again. Ever. That is the way our former A+ lister handles things. Money talks and people walk away. In the not too distant future, our celebrity will come forth bearing this baby in her arms and declaring to the world that the baby is hers. It is a way to perpetuate the secret. It is also in a way, allowing the celebrity to raise a child in public which she did not do in the past. Janet Jackson
78. MR. X
This B list joke of a rapper is so broke he couldnt even contribute the money for flowers for a funeral. Tyga (bodyguard Arlester "Punch" Henderson died in highway accident)
79. MR. X
Apparently some people on the team of this foreign born A list rapper decided he needed an image change. So, they are trying to convince the world he is a tough guy by leaking stories he bullied someone. Seems like a bad idea. Drake (accused of threatening photographer at Toronto's Polson Pier)
80. THE GOSSIP
This A-list actress has recently changed churches in LA. The Pastor outed her and an A-list actors attendance in an interview, and our A-list actress was furious, calling it an invasion of privacy and she felt that he protected the identity of other celebrities that attend the church but not hers. The Pastor explained that he believed shed already told the press of her religious beliefs and thats why he mentioned her and the A-list actor (who is a known Christian) and not the others. Our actress still changed churches.
Actress: Reese Witherspoon
The Pastor: former AC/DC roadie Barry Taylor ("All Saints, Beverly Hills")
New church: "Thad's Church of Santa Monica"/minister Jimmy Bartz
Which Game of Thrones star is dealing with the demanding role and schedule by chucking so much powder up their nose there are very few days they don't end up royally twatted? Natalie Dormer
LAWYER 04/08 **#1**
This A+ list NFL player is one of the hottest young players in the game right now. He also had a lot of rumors about his sexual orientation before getting a beard for one night and paying off the tabloids. Now though, he is hooking up with a foreign born A list rapper and his secret might be out very soon. Odell Beckham Jr./Drake
LAWYER 04/08 **#2**
She has been paid by dictators who have killed to stay in power. She has performed for some of the worst people in the world for money. So of course she doesnt care if some guy raped someone. She is always concerned with only one thing. Herself and how much she will get paid. Jennifer Lopez/Dr. Luke
LAWYER 04/08 **#3**
This B+ list singing ingenue is desperate for attention right now from a neighbor. Our singer is always complaining about being stalked but she basically camps outside her neighbors doorstep 24/7 hoping to catch him alone away from his wife. Apparently they hooked up once while the wife was out of town and now our singer just wont let go. Lana Del Rey (Lana Del Rey buys secluded $3M Malibu beachfront property to 'protect herself from trespassers')
LAWYER 04/08 **#4**
This Teen Mom 2 star is addicted to lip fillers and has gone overboard. It was bad enough during her most recent filming but now, when the cameras have been turned off, it is out of control. Courtney Stodden has nothing on her. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 04/08 **#5**
Speaking of bad work, this current A- list singer/part-time actress thinks her face looks natural with all of the work done to it. She looks like a plastic doll at this point and cant move any muscles. She has destroyed her face trying to look younger. Lady Gaga
LAWYER 04/08 **#6**
I love how this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee spins a story. She wants you to think she was the victim of unrequited love. In reality, she was hooked on coke and the guy she was sleeping with for free coke made her jump through hoops to get it. Scarlett Johansson (sang 2013 Oscar Nominee - Best Original Song "Before My Time") (PROBABLY: Nate Naylor)
LAWYER 04/08 **#7**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show has been spending so much time away from his wife that Im not sure you could call it a marriage any longer. She is telling friends it is over. Stephen Amell (Cassandra Jean) "Arrow"
LAWYER 04/08 **#8**
This still wild royal has been hooking up with this former Harry Potter actress. She couldnt stop talking about it this week. He sure does love his blondes. Prince Harry/Evanna Lynch
LAWYER 04/08 **#9**
I posted this to Twitter the other day. It is from the show Shadowhunters. One actress in the show used to be a beard for a celebrity. Now she hooks up with a cast member who has a very jealous g/f. Emeraude Toubia (Prince Royce)/Dominic Sherwood (Sarah Hyland)
LAWYER 04/08 **#10**
Friends are saying this former A+ list rocker will be dead by the end of the month with the amount of drugs and booze he is ingesting. If he doesnt overdose, he will end up killing himself. He just wont go to rehab. Vince Neil "Mötley Crüe" (made it through April)
LAWYER 04/08 **#11**
This decent actress who supplements her income as a pro beard was molested by a family member when she was younger and says she still hasnt recovered from it. Olivia Munn
LAWYER 04/08 **#12**
Apparently this Fast & Furious actress had to hand write an apology and also made a video apologizing for her actions at a huge party sponsored by a monthly magazine. She was completely out of control at a very very high profile event. Michelle Rodriguez
LAWYER 04/08 **#13**
There has always been talk about this A+ list mostly movie actor and his performance issues with women in the bedroom. He might date some of the most beautiful women in the world but it doesnt mean this Academy Award winner/nominee can actually follow through on sex. His two longest relationships involved a whole lot of role playing and a whole lot of pretending to be something they were not to make anything happen. I think the fact he stayed with them so long shows just how hard it is for him to find someone willing to do those things. Anyway, at a party within the past couple of weeks, our actor was out of the country and decided to invite two dozen of the local talent. There were a couple of his friends with him who each had their fill of women, but our actor wanted to show he was a man. Umm, yeah. So, he took a bunch of Viagra and then had each woman come into his room Hef style. Instead of having sex with them, he made each of them perform orally on him. Each woman had to do it for ten minutes and he went through all two dozen. The thing is, at least according to a couple of women that were there, he never actually finished so to speak. He just is not that into women. At least not that way. The even more sick thing about the whole thing is that he didnt use a condom. Leonardo DiCaprio (longest relationships: Bar Refaeli and Gisele Bundchen)
GOSSIP LIFE 04/09
Behind-the-scenes, this online network has just acquired some huge Oscar bait that has been anticipated for years. Theyre planning on pumping resources into it. They really want it to work. They feel itll see them being taken seriously in the fields of movies. An A-list is in talks for the iconic role. Netflix/Will Smith/"Bright" the setting is a world where magical creatures live side by side with humans and the police have a division handling crimes involving magic. A human cop (Smith) is forced to work with an Orc (Edgerton) to find something that unsavory elements are prepared to kill for a powerful wand.
LAWYER 04/09 **#1**
This A+ list singer was all over the guy she calls her boyfriend because he was not presenting the image she wanted him to while out in public. They basically talk fought the entire way through a pap swarm. Taylor Swift/Calvin Harris
LAWYER 04/09 **#2**
While this foreign born A list dual threat actor was out of town filming, his wife was out with another man, who some say is the boyfriend from whom she never split. The two were definitely very very close while out in public. I think she thinks she is not recognized when she goes out. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter spotted at the National Theatre to catch a performance of Les Blancs, April 6, 2016
LAWYER 04/09 **#3**
I dont know who invented this whole decoy game, but its getting old. This A list celebrity from that reality family and has a side project tried the decoy route when trying to convince everyone she is dating that boy bander guy. Kendall Jenner/Harry Styles ("One Direction")
LAWYER 04/09 **#4**
This B list model got to be in the place of honor at the launch of a product from this foreign born permanent A+ list model. The B lister, who is from a celebrity family made the A+ lister some money by agreeing to be a third in a threesome with a rich guy. Bella Hadid/Naomi Campbell (Marc Jacobs & Benedikt Taschen Celebrate "NAOMI" book At The Diamond Horseshoe)
With his celebrity sister getting married, this B+ list celebrity/part-time network reality star got a fellow reality star from a different show to help him out. She lands women for him, just like his sister did. The thing he loves most about this though, is both women join him. His sister kind of drew the line at that. Kind of. Derek Hough (sister Julianne Hough engaged to Brooks Laich)
X 04/10 **#1**
This former tweener turned reality judge/decent singer is using again. You can tell. She gets super violent and aggressive towards anyone for any kind of real or imagined slight. Demi Lovato
X 04/10 **#2**
Dont believe what you read about this A/A+ list mostly movie actor taking an interest in who his daughter is dating. He is so messed up on drugs he cant think of anyone but himself. Johnny Depp/Lily-Rose Depp
X 04/10 **#3**
Third time is the charm for this random star fucker who went through two actors before sticking with this foreign born former A list boy bander who should know a trap, but fell right in.
GOSSIP LIFE 04/11
This actor is an A-list movie star, but he doesnt only like to get involved with the action on the set. Our A-list movie star loves to get action elsewhere A steamy affair, youre thinking. Maybe even gay! No, no, no. Our A-list movie star LOVES video games. Hell set one up and play it for HOURS on end. Does he hide his identity? Does he flush away his distinctive accent and disguise himself? Nope. He loves talking away on the headset and although he takes no prisoners in the world of gaming, hes actually pretty damn cool to talk to. Daniel Craig
LAWYER 04/11 **#1**
This A- list singer has been in this spot many times discussing the work she has done to her face. Apparently it is just the first step of many as the part-time actress wants to look like Kim Kardashian. Lady Gaga
LAWYER 04/11 **#2**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor who took it upon himself to announce when his long running show would be ending is known as an animal activist. He makes it known. I guess though that only goes so far considering he renews his hunting license each year. Ian Somerhalder "Vampire Diaries"
LAWYER 04/11 **#3**
It is almost yacht season so this A+ list mostly movie actor found a new model he will call his girlfriend throughout the summer. You will see her bikini body all summer and not pay attention to what the actor is doing on the same boat. Leonardo DiCaprio/Victoria's Secret model Chelsey Weimar
LAWYER 04/11 **#4**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor is on a hit cable show. The thing is though, he just cant get a lot of traction. He tried dating an actress from that vampire show she bailed on early, but it is not really helping. So, enter a celebrity who is happy to be paid for her services and he is already getting tabloid coverage everywhere. Alexander Ludwig ("Vikings")/Nina Dobrev/Lindsey Vonn
LAWYER 04/11 **#5**
In the past, this A+ list singer has ignored anything to do with LGBT issues. She just likes to bury her head in the sand. There is talk she is just going to do that again and not answer any questions or make any comment about her decision to play shows in areas where there are currently LGBT laws coming under fire. Money is her number one motivator. She believes staying away from anything that puts her in the headlines is the best way to do achieve that money. Beyoncé
LAWYER 04/11 **#6**
Apparently this former A- list mostly television actress who lives off that 80s fame has told her husband it is ok for him to step out on their marriage. She just wants him to be discreet. She is going to hate what is going to happen in the next couple of months then. Nothing discreet about it at all. Keshia Knight Pulliam
LAWYER 04/11 **#7**
This A- list mostly movie actor makes his living in action movies. He is really deep in the closet. He cant seem to stay out of the headlines and the torrid affair he is having with a bartender he met at a concert is not going to end well. His significant other, who may or may not be his husband is going to be ticked. Our actor promised him things would change. They havent. Jeremy Renner
LAWYER 04/11 **#8**
This barely legal former Disney actress is usually impulsive. For once though she is thinking things through before pulling the trigger on something. She shot a nude photo spread which she can sell for huge bucks but is holding off selling it because she is hopeful she can get more famous through less dramatic means. Like acting or posing half naked for paps rather than fully naked. My guess is the shoot will be released. She is just too thirsty. She wants to be the biggest star on the planet. Bella Thorne
LAWYER 04/11 **#9**
This very recent Sports Illustrated cover model is hooking up with this married B+ list actor on a somehow still on the air FOX network comedy.
LAWYER 04/11 **#10**
Yacht season for the first time ever for this foreign born A- list mostly television actress who might still have a franchise if it starts filming again soon. Our actress is known for her kink and now that she is single after a long long relationship, she is in very high demand. Diane Kruger (Joshua Jackson)/"National Treasure 3 (2017)" and "National Treasure 4 (2018)"
LAWYER 04/11 **#11**
This foreign born B- list mostly movie actress is really more of a model now than an actress. Her acting work is intermittent. She just isnt that good and is living off one role that was a one off. Anyway, she recently had an abortion because her family would have freaked out to discover she was pregnant out of wedlock. Rosie Huntington-Whitely "Mad Max: Fury Road"; Lupita Nyong'o "12 Years a Slave"; Freida Pinto "Slumdog Millionaire"
LAWYER 04/11 **#12**
This foreign born permanent A list singer is being threatened with a lawsuit. Our openly gay singer slapped an escort across the face and a ring on the finger of our singer slashed the face open. It actually required stitches on the face. Elton John; Boy George; George Michael
LAWYER 04/11 **#13**
I was actually going to call this Model Mom From Hell or Mom From Hell but when I started thinking about it, I realized the whole package was from hell. This model used to be A list. The kind of model that walks the runway A list. If you met her at her peak of doing Vogue and runways and being in high fashion you would have disliked her. Im not sure you would have hated her yet. That came a little later. Oh, and for sure you would hate her. I dont even like the word hate, but every time someone tries to find or point our a redeeming quality for this person it is immediately offset by a factor of ten. When you get to a certain age, unless you are a super model, Vogue and runways start to slip away. Our model though had a very expensive lifestyle to maintain. Oh, she thought at first she would just retire and live quietly with a nice guy she met. That lasted about as long as it took for her to get pregnant and that love doesnt keep her in private jets. Buh bye to retired life and the quickie marriage. Im still waiting for a day I run into her where she doesnt trash the guy. This is a guy who literally traveled around the world moving from country to country and then state to state to try and stay close to his child and our model kept moving and moving until he ran out of money and had to settle down and find a job. The money he burned through moving was the money she paid him when they split. She vowed to make him be broke. She did it and when he finally did run out of money she called him a deadbeat dad and made up as many stories about him as she could to those around her. None were true. None were ever talked about in court filings. These were simply lies she told to make herself feel better and to make him look like crap in the eyes of those close to her and her child. The child believes he is the devil at this point. For years our model trashed models who didnt walk runways or do Vogue. If you did bikinis or lingerie you were trash. She wasnt shy about telling you. Behind your back or in your face she would call other models trash or worse. Then, someone told her how much they made. She wanted a piece of that. So, she thought she would get rich quick. The problem was she was not the right body type. Hmm, how to fix that? New breasts, new face. She says she got that big from her baby. Umm, there was like a three year gap between the baby and her massive cup size increase. And how does a baby give you a facelift? Now she was ready. She got the jobs. It didnt stop her from trashing the people still. She ticked off every model she ever ran into. Told them they were worthless and that it was because she was high fashion she got the gigs. No, it was because she was also willing to do whatever it takes to get ahead. Anything. Let me tell you about the time she met a long time boyfriend. He was probably A list at the time. He had a girlfriend. Our model met him at a party with the girlfriend. Our model spiked her drink. She passed out and our model fucked the A lister. She then told the girlfriend she would kill her unless the girlfriend never came back. It took many years for the A lister to manage to escape her. Did I tell you about the forced diets she made her child endure? Friends had to come from an approved list of families that our model wanted to know. One of those connections did get the model a year long television gig. A good television gig. She was so hated that filming of the reality show was sped up so no one would have to spend time with her for longer than necessary. If you find someone who has something nice to say about her, please let me know.
Model: Carolyn Murphy
Ex-husband: Jack Schroeder (child: Dylan Blue)
Boyfriend/his girlfriend: Brandon Boyd, lead singer of post-grunge band "Incubus"/Jessica Miller
Television gig: "Project Runway All Stars"
This B-list wrestling company is about to go BANKRUPT. Unless something insane happens over the next couple of weeks, you can expect the announcement or news to break very soon. TNA (Total Nonstop Action Wrestling)
LAWYER 04/12 **#1**
This former A list country singer turned living off fame from a decade ago cheating celebrity is turning into an even bigger pain. Lately she has been refusing to meet with fans and at her concerts, her road manager makes it clear that no one is to speak to her unless she speaks first. Considering her venues and fees are sliding lower and lower each year, perhaps she should focus on being friendly. LeAnn Rimes
LAWYER 04/12 **#2**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor can do everything from action to singing. He is also desperately in the closet. He did pay a pap to take photos of him enjoying some time with his wife though to make her happy and to try and get people to believe he is straight. No one buys it. Hugh Jackman (Deborra Lee-Furness)
LAWYER 04/12 **#3**
This top 5 NBA player/former NBA MVP is cheating on his wife. Every chance he gets. He is not even doing it quietly which just makes her feel even worse. LeBron James
LAWYER 04/12 **#4**
This aging former A+ list singer/musician who was closeted forever and still isnt front and center about his sexual orientation cheated on his husband while on a recent vacation. The husband was there, but it was a big party weekend and our singer had plenty of sexual encounters which his husbands puts up with. Barry Manilow/longtime manager, Garry Kief
LAWYER 04/12 **#5**
That foreign born pro beard who really wants to act more than just the one role she was given has found a new way to show her "love" for her "boyfriend." When she earns a couple of bucks meeting with men on the side she can hide faces in photos and it looks like she is with her actor "boyfriend," especially if very little of his body is shown. Irina Shayk/Bradley Cooper
LAWYER 04/12 **#6**
This high and mighty former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee got hammered. Nothing blind worthy about that. The thing is though he pretends he is all these things, but he isnt. He is supposed to be holy but drinks, smokes, cheats and even gets violent with women. A-hole.
LAWYER 04/12 **#7**
This foreign born B list mostly television actress says she will head back to her former television show at some point next season. I feel sorry for her. She hooked up with a guy and thought it was serious, but was outdone by another vampire from a different medium who has no shame in her game in taking what is not exclusively hers.
B list actress: Nina Dobrev (finale season of "Vampire Diaries")
Guy: Ian Somerhalder
Other vampire: Nikki Reed ("Twilight")
LAWYER 04/12 **#8**
This former superhero actor turned basically retired at this point is hooking up with a model who actually preferred him to one of his best friends. Tobey Maguire/Leonardo DiCaprio (and a few months later, Tobeys marriage went buh bye)
LAWYER 04/12 **#9**
If you want to be in a film of this A list mostly movie actor/producer/mogul and you are a guy who does not have a list of credits, our a lister is going to cast you only if you have sex with him.
LAWYER 04/12 **#10**
This foreign born model/television host who doesnt really look like a model, but does look like she works for a magazine met a guy who she is crazy about, but is having to follow through with the actor she agreed to pretend she is dating. Alexa Chung/Alexander Skarsgard
LAWYER 04/12 **#11**
Another celebrity marriage that is on the rocks is kind of surprising. I honestly thought they would never get married, but this horrible actress who managed to make it to A-/B+ list married the guy anyway. Now, our actress who has a lucrative side gig has been spending time away from her husband. Even a few weeks ago, all seemed right in her world, but he got busted and she seems content with spending some time apart. Jessica Alba/Cash Warren ("The Honest Company")
LAWYER 04/12 **#12**
The acting brother with the dark hair usually confines himself to booze or pot. Both brothers are A-/B+list. The darker haired one was freaking out recently after he took some LSD. He was at a restaurant and was trying to climb the walls. Luke Wilson (Owen)
LAWYER 04/12 **#13**
This B list actress is a name you might not know but her character is A++ list in a certain segment of television viewers. Her life is about to come crashing down. All of those carefully laid out plans of her parents and people in her life has crashed and burned. One little tiny incident is going to explode. It should be an open and shut thing but there is going to be a trial. That means depositions. That means all those hidden secrets from her parents are going to come to light. The parties, the drugs. All of it from this still underage teen. When those secrets are exposed, then her acting career will be gone. All of the other future political plans. Gone. The great schools. Gone. She might still be able to get some modeling gigs, but that would be it. Her network cant wait to wash their hands of her. They are actively looking for her replacement. She doesnt know it yet and her parents dont know it yet, but her people do. They just havent shared the news. all of this over one very very tiny incident. Of course, if she confessed instead of throwing a friend under the bus, none of this would have happened. Fatima Ptacek, 15, the voice behind "Dora the Explorer"
GOSSIP LIFE 04/13
This teen starlet, who is better known for Instagram and Snapchat than TV and film, is considered to be very relevant with the young crowd and is on top of the hottest trend, but, according to our source who is obviously close to her, she has one very dated habit. She doesnt shave completely down below. Im not saying she has an out of control prickly, thorny bush. Its groomed and trimmed. Apparently her boyfriend likes it that way. Kylie Jenner
LAWYER 04/13 **#1**
This NFL player tried the beard route once before. The A+ list athlete tried it for a few weeks and it just didnt work. It has not stopped this celebrity offspring former A list mostly movie actress from trying to land the gig though. She loves latching on and this would be perfect for her. I would have told her to wait until it was closer to football season. He will find a reason to dump her between now and then and will miss all those camera shots of her at games she craves. J.J. Watt/Kate Hudson
LAWYER 04/13 **#2**
This A list reality star is breaking up with her significant other over drugs but just reunited with the guy she loves because of the drugs he scores for her. Khloé Kardashian/Lamar Odom/French Montana
LAWYER 04/13 **#3**
This teenage B+ list mostly movie actress who has a franchise is a big believer in giving Kneepads and kneepad wearing blogs stories about her supposed romance with the celebrity offspring of A++ listers. None of it is true though. She likes guys a couple of decades older, but wants people to go along with her fake fairy tale. Chloe Moretz/Brooklyn Beckham
LAWYER 04/13 **#4**
With money tight on her boyfriends end, this B list talk show host is supplementing her income with a man who has a deeper wallet. Oh, and guess what? He is married too. Adrienne Bailon/gospel singer Israel Houghton
LAWYER 04/13 **#5**
This RHNY star who makes more money than most of the rest put together got some botox done and tried to go to lunch. Couldnt eat. Tried to sip some water through a straw. She got some in her mouth, but most dribbled down her chin. Bethenny Frankel (maybe because she gets it in the jaw)
LAWYER 04/13 **#6**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor doesnt act as much any longer. Only a couple of franchises. He does spend time with his youngest son though. At his apartment. Having sex with some of his female college friends. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Patrick student at University of Southern California)
LAWYER 04/13 **#7**
This momager believes in reducing the amount of electronic evidence negotiating this kind of deal. That married daughter of hers is going to actually have sex with someone. For mid seven figures. Look for the daughter to go out of the country within the next month, minus the husband. Kris Jenner/Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 04/13 **#8**
This foreign former A list boy bander is going to get arrested because of his foreign born A list celebrity (in her own country) girlfriend. She has him buying drugs for her. Her men always have to get it for her. That way she doesnt get arrested and can pass a lie detector test if someone asks her whether she has bought drugs. She likes to blame her boyfriends for her troubles. This is how it starts. Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini/Liam Payne ("One Direction")
LAWYER 04/13 **#9**
This Pretty Little Liars actress has been showing up at clubs and partying like crazy. Nothing wrong with that, but she is funneling drug dealers to the guys she is partying with and taking a cut off the referral and making the guys share all their coke with her. Ashley Benson
LAWYER 04/13 **#10**
This actor on "Casual" had sex with his neighbors wife.
LAWYER 04/13 **#11**
KINDNESS: This A+ list mostly movie actor might actually be A list now. He is married to an actress not afraid to speak her mind. She also is not very big on charity, but our actor is. The guy wrote a $100K check to a NYC school last week which needed a new section of roof. It would have taken forever to get the funds through regular channels so the actor stepped up. Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith
LAWYER 04/13 **#12**
This actress in The Path actually belongs to a cult. So, yeah, it is kind of interesting she is making this show. Not Scientology. This is a straight up money grab, everyone sleep with the leader to go to heaven cult.
LAWYER 04/13 **#13**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is only that high because of her past franchise. There is nothing in her current body of work that gets her that high. At this point she is straddling that fine line between indies and small budget wide screen releases. There is nothing wrong with that. She will continue to make way more money than 99% of all workers in the country, it just wont be that whole $20M a film thing most people thought she would get. One thing that changes that continuing cash faucet though is transitioning from female to male. Yep. It is on the table. Not just on the table, but under it and around it and inside the drawers of the table. I guess if there were drawers it would be a desk though, rather than a table. Over the past couple of months, our actress, who is still technically closeted, has finally started to be free. She is not only being tossed out of the closet by her current girlfriend, she is breaking down every personal wall or boundary our actress ever built. They are tumbling down. Our actress wants to transition. Her girlfriend wants her to transition. Maybe two other people support her, but then again, only a handful of people know she feels that way. Some of the handful are her team. The team that sees this forever cash stream suddenly getting absolutely no work at all except for very small indies or projects looking for a publicity splash that hiring her would bring. Even at her reduced fees, our actress currently nets her agent/manager/PR team a little over $1.5M per year for not much effort. With her transition, that number would reduce by about 90%. The only reason it does not drop more is because of all the royalty checks. No one will hire her if she transitions, but at this point, she just wants to be herself. I applaud her for that. I think all of us have wanted her to be open and have a public conversation about her sexuality. The problem is, she never had a girlfriend who could get her to do that. To be more open. Now is the time though. Kristen Stewart (dating French singer, Soko)
(British blog) Which music industry big cheese has a very keen eye for talent? He's been dating different members of two of his boybands. Wonder if they know about each other? Simon Cowell/"One Direction" and "Westlife"
LAWYER 04/14 **#1**
There is always an understood rule in the marriage of this A+ list singer/mogul and her A+ list rapper/mogul husband. When he is going to hook up with a woman he goes to a house not currently in use by his wife. Lately though she keeps showing up during the middle of the night at these houses while he is entertaining. She wants to see his new main side pieces. Beyoncé/Jay Z
LAWYER 04/14 **#2**
This will be the end of him. Bye bye money from contract. Apparently this A+ list NFL athlete was convinced by his girlfriend to pick up the tab for some recording she wants to do and to buy some songs. She had a very tiny budget and feels like she deserves way more so she got him to pay. Now she is running up his tab. Ciara/Russell Wilson
LAWYER 04/14 **#3**
This permanent A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has fathered three or four kids in a very private way over the past decade. Somehow he fails to mention their perfect health when ranting about the health of his public children. Robert De Niro (autistic son)
LAWYER 04/14 **#4**
This former A- list singer turned reality star, turned Eastern European movie star, turned reality star, turned party every night celebrity, had a consultation to get butt implants. She wants her butt to match her breast implants. Jessica Simpson
LAWYER 04/14 **#5**
Apparently this Presidential candidate is so used to the nannies taking care of the kid(s) that he has no idea how to even interact with his kid(s) and was laugh out loud funny to watch at a family style event for television. Ted Cruz
LAWYER 04/14 **#6**
Apparently this foreign born A++ list singer who might be the hottest singer in the world right now only managed to get on stage on time because her people now give her a fake time. Our singer has been drinking excessively as of late and her people try and budget a few extra hours to get her sober enough to perform before she goes on stage. Rihanna
LAWYER 04/14 **#7**
He might tell the media he is happily married, but this former A list singer turned actor turned reality star with A list name recognition tells the women he tries to pick up each night a completely different story. Harry Connick Jr. ("American Idol")/Jill Goodacre
LAWYER 04/14 **#8**
Who knew she was quite so image conscious? This still married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress goes out of her way to make sure fellow moms at school are not in her pap shots. She says she is doing it out of kindness, but the truth is she hates the thought of any other mom trying to upstage her or looking better than her. Jennifer Garner
LAWYER 04/14 **#9**
A very public date last night at the Lakers game with his boyfriend for this mostly closeted B list mostly movie actor who is going to quickly drop once his franchise fades from memory. Josh Hutcherson "The Hunger Games"
LAWYER 04/14 **#10**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who keeps working for the same boss in all of her shows has a lot of ink. A surprising amount of ink she covers very strategically. Anyway, she has new ink and wants the world to buy into the premise she had a love story for the ages when, in fact, she was cheating on him constantly. She never stops exploiting that relationship. Lea Michele (Cory Montheith)
LAWYER 04/14 **#11**
Look for this former A list tweener turned bad actress/decent singer to suffer from a relapse of her "disease," and need to go away for a month. Maybe this time she can learn to remember the proper treatments she was supposed to have had. Selena Gomez (lupus)
LAWYER 04/14 **#12**
This Academy Award winning actor who actually is more talented at something other than acting had a driver stop and pick up a woman at her place. The actor was on his way to the airport. The woman orally serviced the actor and when they got the airport, she stayed in the car and the actor gave her several hundred bucks and told the driver to take her back home. Clint Eastwood
LAWYER 04/14 **#13**
Early on in the nominating process, this organization which calls itself religious went all in on a candidate for President. This was their second attempt at trying to influence who becomes the next President. Just like in their first effort, their second was unsuccessful. Heck, it was a total bust. Despite basically paying for almost every expense through Super PACS and hard to track donations, the organization could not even get their candidate to register on the publics radar. To this day, even though it was this election cycle, you would be hard pressed to remember this man ran for President. And he was on the nationally televised debates too. So, what to do? Instead of just propping up one candidate, the group has decided to go behind the scenes. It is what they do best. I dont think the candidate even has a clue they are doing what they are doing, but they are. First, they are funneling money into a Super PAC. Second, they are paying a tremendous amount of money to the person they first tried to install in office in the last cycle. She gets paid by the campaign already, but the organization is paying her hundreds of thousands of dollars each month so she can give her full-time efforts. They have also taken care of some recent family expenses. Not content to just have this person out there, they are also digging up dirt as only they can. Not on the candidates themselves, but the people who work for the campaign. Little stunts to get some organizing person in a state fired from their job. That sets back the whole process in that state. They also have talking heads who belong to their organization and they are giving talking points each day. This happens not only nationally, but also in local markets where the organization has members in the media. Spin things a little more towards their candidate. Ignore the others as much as you can. Tiny things that all add up. Coordinating all of this is a long time behind the scenes power guy who is the whip of the entire organization. Even the leader doesnt cross this guy. If you are just looking at one piece, you would never see it, but when you step back, you see it all working. Their whole purpose in all of this is to get more favorable legislation and tax breaks in the US, but to also get lower ranked appointees in the new government to get them recognized in other countries. Scientology/Martin O'Malley(2nd attempt)/John McCain (1st attempt)/John Coale/Sarah Palin
GOSSIP LIFE 04/15
Friends of this B-list reality star and model are shocked by who she is dating right now. They remember the B-list reality star and model dropping many racial epiphets and comments back in their school days. Bella Hadid (The Weeknd)
They hooked up real fast. And everything has been at top speed ever since. From initial attraction to exclusivity to super, super serious, theyve been inseparable, and shes totally in love and hes definitely into her too but hes also really, really into partying. They were both recently at a private event. Everyone was happy, everyone was celebrating, and then he starts making out with another guy. He was also totally f-cked up when it happened. He gets f-cked up a lot. Its definitely a problem one that he wont acknowledge and that she doesnt want to see because shes too blissed out. Eventually though itll catch up with him and them. For years there have been warning signs with this guy. And its affected all of his past relationships. She cant seem to avoid the dark ones. Katy Perry/Orlando Bloom
LAWYER 04/15 **#1**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress usually sticks to period pieces. Some would say her peak fame days are behind her but dont tell her that. Despite working on a movie right now with several A+ listers, our B lister requires 24 hour security while shooting. She doesnt have it when not making movies, but it makes her feel important so she makes it a contract point. Keira Knightley ("Collateral Beauty" with Will Smith, Kate Winslet, Ed Norton, Helen Mirren)
LAWYER 04/15 **#2**
Im hearing there were no overnight activities for this A- list mostly television actress on a decent network show who also "sings" and ended a long reality run. The overnight activities would have occurred when she was picking up a massive paycheck for "singing." Apparently though she did give a topless lap dance to the host that lasted about ten minutes for which she received $100K. Her music of course was in the background. Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 04/15 **#3**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been spotted a couple of times in public recently with a guy. It is not like her to cheat at all. Turns out the guy she has been meeting with is a private detective she hired to follow her A-/B+ list actor significant other who must be cheating again for her to do this. I think she is also worried about him getting someone pregnant and wants to know. Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber
LAWYER 04/15 **#4**
This permanent A list singer/performer/actress/comedienne is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is stealing jokes from people online for her performances and tabloids are not calling her out on it. They just think she is super funny. Bette Midler
LAWYER 04/15 **#5**
It has only been about a month since this extraordinary record producer finally broke down and admitted he is married to this B+ list singer. Now, he found out she has been cheating on him and he is leaving her. I guess he should have just kept the whole thing quiet. The guy is humiliated because she is the one who talked him into going public with the announcement they were married. Dot Da Genius/Jhene Aiko
LAWYER 04/15 **#6**
This former NFL player who probably wont get another NFL job despite his A+ list name recognition is about to have a big problem on his hands. A woman is accusing him of sexual assault. Right now she is just talking to his lawyers but is about to go to the police. She has lots and lots of pictures. Johnny Manziel
LAWYER 04/15 **#7**
This celebrity offspring is usually never heard from. It seems that like her actress mother and celebrity father she has developed some addiction issues. After a recent modeling shoot, someone mentioned she was a little heavy or could lose some weight. No one is sure of the exact wording, but it caused her to go on a coke and Adderall spree to lose some weight. Ava Sambora (Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora)
LAWYER 04/15 **#8**
This "Scandal" actress has a coke problem that needs to be quickly addressed or no more show for her. Portia de Rossi
LAWYER 04/15 **#9**
This former A list mostly television actress turned bad movie actress who writes/directs/produces has a GPS on the phone of her husband which she checks every 15-20 minutes. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux
LAWYER 04/15 **#10**
This Disney Channel couple recently got engaged. They are both cheating on each other so not sure they will make it to an actual wedding. At least not to each other. Dove Cameron/Ryan McCartan ("Liv and Maddie") (and yesterday they split)
LAWYER 04/15 **#11**
This former A list singer (solo and group) is in danger of only getting supervised visits with her child after she passed out drunk while watching the child a couple of weeks ago. Fergie
LAWYER 04/15 **#12**
Literally almost all of Huffpost is being harassed about participating in a one-time A-list TV actress Google hangout. Kirstie Alley (Donald Trump supporter)
LAWYER 04/15 **#13**
There was a show back in the day that was number one forever. It was must see tv. Of course with only a couple of channels and shows to choose from, it didnt take much to stand out and be number one. I remember back in the day when a President would speak, every single channel would be the President. Your only hope was that some UHF channel was showing something you could watch. Oh, or you could go out and play. Yeah, back in the day kids went outside and played. I know, I know. Shocking. Anyway, it was back in the day that this show excelled. It was also a time when sexual assault was even reported less than it is today. Certainly on a television set it was next to none. The show had the same cast week after week, but it was unique in that there were female extras or one line actresses that rotated through every week. And make no mistake, they were rotated. One particular actor especially wanted them rotated. There was not an attractive female who ever came on that set that he did not try and have sex with. Whether they cooperated or not determined if they would get a second week on the show. Oh, or a line. He would pass out those little favors like candy. One line now on a show is no big deal. Back then, when there were a limited number of prime time shows, getting a line was a bigger deal. Getting a line one the number one show could make a career. This actor terrorized the women that came on the show. He also terrorized the casting people to make sure the women they were sending were attractive. He would storm through their offices if they ever hired someone he thought was not attractive. One season, the actor finally went too far and caused some severe physical damage to a woman who had been trying to fight him off. The actor got booted from the show and rarely worked afterwards. He quickly went from A list to please lose his name from a list. It was all hushed up back in the day. The actress was given some money and a recurring role on another network show and she wouldnt think of reporting it or saying anything about it. Even today, she is reluctant to discuss it. There was one actress who was a favorite of the actor. She went from extra to recurring simply because of her willingness to put up with his advances. She was so distraught after a few seasons of it that she quit the show and disappeared from acting a year or two later.
ABRAMS "ALIAS" BLIND ITEM 04/16
J.J. Abrams went against his better judgement and once hired a "difficult" actor. "There was one time on Alias an actress who will remain unnamed who came in and she was very rude to people and literally a couple people on the crew cried," he revealed during his Tribeca Film Festival talk on Friday with Chris Rock. He continued, "A couple weeks later after she was done, I got a call about her. Some producer wanted her maybe for this other project and I said, You cannot hire this person. She was a disaster. She was horrible. He said, Thank you very much. Didnt hire her." Unfortunately, Abrams got an angry call from the actress a week later. "Shes like, Ive heard that you said dont hire me to this producer and I said, You were a disaster! What are you talking about?'" adding, "It was one of the only times I hired someone even though I knew that was going to happen and it happened." "Alias" had many guest stars over its five season run, but some notable names include Faye Dunaway, Angela Bassett and Vivica A. Fox.
This sometime celebrity/always filthy rich/always willing to have sex with women for money has always been sucked into the lies of his ex. He believes everything she says so she lies to him a lot for her benefit. He should wake up to the lies before ending decades long friendships. Mohamed Hadid/Yolanda Hadid Foster/Lisa Vanderpump
X 04/16 **#1**
What B-list mostly movie actress who has a side business is pregnant again? The real father isnt who the press is reporting Its her ex who also is the real father of her first kid. Yes, she still keeps in contact with this guy. All cover for her closeted bisexual "boyfriend", who couldnt care less. Eva Mendes (clothing line)/George Augusto/Ryan Gosling
X 04/16 **#2**
This A+ list singer is already making plans to shoot a porno at her new house. She thinks it is fitting. Katy Perry (former Roman Catholic convent)
X 04/16 **#3**
This foreign born permanent A+ list singer is really getting close to the line of legal and not legal depending on which country he is located. The fact that all his barely legal male escorts he has sex with have to be drugged has also gone close to the line of consent and not being consensual.
LAWYER 04/17 **#1**
COACHELLA: This former A list singer turned singer who refuses to work acted as if she didnt want to be recognized before performing. So, people left her alone which was not what she wanted so she went for the incognito but please tell me how wonderful I am. She loved when people said she looked like Stevie Nicks. Our singer suggested that comparison first. Kesha
LAWYER 04/17 **#2**
COACHELLA: There is something strange going on. I want to get all the pieces because it is that strange. At the concert, the sister of this Disney actress who loves to be photographed half naked was all over a guy. Nothing wrong with that. That is what everyone saw. Apparently though at a rented house, the Disney actress f**ked the guy in he pool. This was in front of a half dozen people so there was definitely not confusing it for something else. Vanessa Hudgens sister Stella
LAWYER 04/17 **#3**
COACHELLA: Some petty stuff kept a group from fully reuniting. Apparently the married member of the group who bailed is upset because he found out that his very young girlfriend hooked up with the son of one of the group members.
Married member: Dr. Dre
Son of group member: Ice Cubes son, OShea Jackson
LAWYER 04/17 **#4**
COACHELLA: I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and this musician with the famous celebrity singer/actor sibling is not found dead of an overdose. The level of drug use is staggering. Like killing an elephant staggering. Shannon Leto (Jared)
GOSSIP LIFE 04/18
This former A-list actress is one of the most despised people in Hollywood. She was once a box office draw and an Academy Award-nominee, but has fallen to supporting roles in bad TV shows and films no one watches. Arrogant and manipulative are synonymous with her name, trading roles and rewrites for certain favours. Crews hated her, often in response to her foul, demanding treatment. She also has a hell of a lot of rumours of sleeping around, especially with married men and even a very prominent politician. Sharon Stone (politician: Bill Clinton)
LAWYER 04/18 **#1**
For her birthday, this foreign born B+ list model/wannabe actress that no one likes was allowed to call as many paps as she wanted to show up and take her "random" picture. No one would show up where she wanted though, so she had to go to them and tell them what time she would be there and bring her boyfriend. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham
LAWYER 04/18 **#2**
I dont think this superhero movie actor will be dating someone so young again. He has learned his lesson. Her fake pregnancy was one thing. The other being the fake engagement when she bought a ring and told friends and family our actor proposed. The thing is, our actor doesnt know how to get out of this without making things worse. Henry Cavill/Tara King
LAWYER 04/18 **#3**
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and had a huge franchise was wasted out of her mind this past weekend while at a premiere. It was not a usual premiere. The drugs might have helped her cope with the groping she endured from a guy she had sex with years ago to get ahead and who has been wanting a repeat performance ever since. Jennifer Lawrence "Beautiful Planet" NYC Premiere 2016
LAWYER 04/18 **#4**
COACHELLA: This foreign born permanent A list mostly movie actor who only does small parts in franchises now cheated on his girlfriend and used his son as cover. Nothing like telling the girlfriend you are going to spend some precious father/son time together, but use a VIP room to have sex with a couple of women instead. Arnold Schwarzenegger (girlfriend Heather Milligan) (son Patrick)
LAWYER 04/18 **#5**
Considering how she has said before she thinks minorities are only good for cleaning and driving, I dont think it should surprise anyone what this reality star/former host said this past week. Bethenny Frankel "Real Housewives of New York City"
LAWYER 04/18 **#6**
COACHELLA: This A list singer let herself be captured on video smoking pot so she would look cool. When it came to the lines of coke she and her actor boyfriend shared though, she was her usual vigilant self about recording devices. Katy Perry/Orlando Bloom
LAWYER 04/18 **#7**
COACHELLA: One way this foreign born A+ list singer gets rid of the A+ list mostly movie actor when she has had enough is by pulling out her syringes. He will do some drugs with her, but when she pulls out the big firepower he leaves. Rihanna/Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 04/18 **#8**
COACHELLA: Our favorite closeted actor was at it again. He left his beard behind at one party to get wild and naked with a bunch of other guys at a pool party. Darren Criss
LAWYER 04/18 **#9**
This major streaming service is falsely reporting sales to make themselves look better to investors and future customers. The numbers they provide are not even close to reality. Hopefully they dont lie to their own artists too. "Tidal"
LAWYER 04/18 **#10**
Times are hard for this former A lister. It is hard to believe this actor was once an A list mostly movie actor. He has been in some really great movies, including one of my all-time favorites. He was a tween actor star before there was such a term and he had almost an entire decade of fame. He made a pile of money in that decade and a lesser pile in the decade after. The pile has basically shrunk to whatever reality gigs he can pick up and the quarterly royalty checks from his prime. Over the years he has made some bad choices financially. Drugs, hookers, divorce. That has left him scrambling. He has quietly sold off the things he can sell off. Instead of cutting back his lifestyle or trying to find some acting work where he does not have to be the star, he is trying to make money selling himself. He has sold himself before. Mostly for parts but there were some high dollar one night stands with people who could afford his price. Now though, no one really wants him. He thinks they do. I think he thinks he is still that A lister and that people will be willing to pay a premium to be with him. They wont. He keeps lowering his price, trying to find the right amount people will be willing to pay. He likes to advertise it as just some time spent with him but in reality, you can do whatever you want with him as long as the price is right. A few more months of no income and he will be selling himself for the equivalent of crack money. Corey Feldman
X 04/18 **#1**
COACHELLA: This heartthrob celebrity offspring actor likes everyone to think he is a ladies man. No woman has ever actually dated him though. At Coachella he was with the guy he has dated though. Scott Eastwood/Parker Young
X 04/18 **#2**
COACHELLA: This heavy partying B+ list reality star from that show got wasted with his pseudo family minders and one of them got naked for him which always happens when she uses coke. Scott Disick and Kylie Jenner
X 04/18 **#3**
COACHELLA: This foreign born former A- list tweener got caught hanging out with his boyfriend so spent the next several hours trying to look as hetero as possible with a random collection of women. Cody Simpson
MediaTakeOut.com just received word that a VERY popular African-American celebrity - who has recently been in the news - now has what is being described as AIDS. Obviously since we are not able to 100% confirm the story - we're going to leave it as a Blind Item. We want to make it clear we are NOT talking about Magic Johnson. This report REALLY hurt our heart. According to a person EXTREMELY CLOSE to the situation, the celebrity, who is known for having a very EXTREME sexual past reportedly contracted the illness sometime in the 1990s. He kept the illness quiet but began taking his medication RELIGIOUSLY up until about two years ago. Here's what we're told by a VERY trusted entertainment insider: "[The celebrity] believed that he was cured, and he had some crazy [religious] people who told him that God cured him. So he stopped taking his medication and the sickness came back. Now doctors say he's dying, and there is nothing anyone can do about it." We're told that the celebrity is expected to get sicker and sicker, and eventually pass. It can happen as soon as the summer. Very sad news. Prince
GOSSIP LIFE 04/19
You may like this A-list TV actress, but trust me when I tell you shes no friend of yours. Shes had a decent run with several successful TV shows, but its only one A-list TV show that shes really known for. An A-list model-trying-to-act joined the cast and our A-list TV actress bullied her and made her feel so bad that she quit the show several episodes early. Courteney Cox/Elle Macpherson "Friends"
LAWYER 04/19 **#1**
COACHELLA: One way to try and cover for your heavy coke use is to bring your kids along with you. Makes the foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor look like a real solid parent on the outside while taking every opportunity to do some blow when he can break free. Jude Law
LAWYER 04/19 **#2**
This foreign born A- list director took some photos of his ex-wife and brought them to a pub with photos of the day they got married. She really needs to stop with the plastic surgery. Guy Richie/Madonna
LAWYER 04/19 **#3**
This B+ list model who is a celebrity offspring has totally given up all the fun things she used to do with friends and now just hangs out with her singer boyfriend in a constant drug haze. Its sad to watch. Georgia May Jagger/Josh McLellan
LAWYER 04/19 **#4**
Our favorite foreign born singer not named Rita Ora wants privacy because she doesnt want anyone noticing her with the married studio head she has been seeing for the past few weeks. Iggy Azalea
LAWYER 04/19 **#5**
COACHELLA: It might have seemed like sunshine and unicorns on the outside, but this foreign born A+ list singer had nothing nice to say about this A+ list singer after a very recent meeting. Our foreign born singer doesnt trust the other singer at all about anything. Rihanna/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 04/19 **#6**
This Game Of Thrones actress is in Asia doing press for the show. She is sharing a suite with a guy who has a significant other. Our actress says it is because she is scared to stay in hotel rooms alone. Uh huh. Maisie Williams (Arya Stark)
LAWYER 04/19 **#7**
This wannabe big star but settles for red carpet host while trying to get back into reality spent an hour trying to take a photo that didnt show off her bones. Giuliana Rancic
LAWYER 04/19 **#8**
COACHELLA: Two offspring doing some lines of coke together. One is a B+ list actress and the other comes from some drug fueled celebrities but is worth more than her parents. Zoë Kravitz (Lisa Bonet/Lenny Kravitz)/Frances Bean Cobain (Courtney Love/Kurt Cobain)
LAWYER 04/19 **#9**
This long time Disney actress who can sing and has gone on to bigger and better things is apparently the other woman in the whole movie actress/washed up actor divorce. Couple: Megan Fox/Brian Austin
LAWYER 04/19 **#10**
COACHELLA: Talk about thirsty. The barely celebrity girlfriend of this former A+ list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor was wearing a shirt that covered her breasts. Unless she stretched or turned or breathed in deeply. She did lots and lots of those things to make sure everyone noticed her. She loves attention. Sami Miró/Zac Efron
LAWYER 04/19 **#11**
COACHELLA: The C list celebrity daughter of a former B list mostly television actor in an acting family was only hanging out with people who had coke. She mocked some guys who only had pot and told them to get a job. So sayeth the woman who does nothing. Hailey Baldwin
LAWYER 04/19 **#12**
COACHELLA: This dropping to B- list mostly television actress who has not worked much since the long running cable show went off the air has an eating disorder. The teen would have to be forced to eat and then would purge once she did eat. Kieran Shipka ("Mad Men")
LAWYER 04/19 **#13**
This B+ list mostly television actor has had a renaissance (btw the best part of my day was spelling that last word correctly without spell check) over the past year. His career went from pleasant has been to in demand. Everyone always had a soft spot for the guy and overlooked many of his flaws. Lots of flaws with this guy. The charming smile covers a lot of deep hurtful things he has done. Even though many of those are long past, there was a huge issue that happened about 18 months ago. Our actor was on a days long bender. Drugs and booze. Oh, and dont believe the hype that our actor is clean now. Please. Anyway, our actor likes nothing more than using his charm on teens. The ones that grew up watching his show. They are his demo. Always has been. If he could catch them on their 18th birthday at one minute past midnight, that would be his ideal. He is always careful about age checks. The thing is though, this bender seriously affected his judgment. Oh, sure he asked how old she was and she told him 18. The thing is though she was 16. Yeah. This one isnt even close. Remarkably the whole thing hasnt gone to the police. Her family discovered the whole thing when looking through her phone. They called the actors phone. They explained the situation. Our actor put them in touch with his business manager who was going to cut a check. The actors attorney though started playing hardball and now what was going to be a simple check writing thing might end up with our actor in jail. The lawyer started threatening the family to try and get a better deal. All it did was make the family angry. There is no doubt the actor would go to jail. There is all kinds of proof. Now he is trying to scramble and make nice and the check will probably have to be double what it was before. John Stamos
GOSSIP LIFE 04/20
Our B-list actor has separated from her husband of several years. An announcement should come soon and its going to cause a messy backlash. Wish I could say more. A little scared of being threatened. I hear theyre very litigious. Hints are there.
LAWYER 04/20 **1**
This B+ list mostly movie actor is in a franchise and finally landed a superhero movie role that should stick. The closeted actor is on location with his boyfriend who is world class at hiding his face from the paps. He senses them coming from a mile away. Chris Pine (filming "Wonder Woman" in Italy)
LAWYER 04/20 **#2**
This barely A+ list mostly movie actor who is turning into some plastic drug addict loves getting wasted and commenting on news stories about himself. Most make no sense at all. Johnny Depp
LAWYER 04/20 **#3**
This A- list mostly television actor who is a superhero on an almost network show is really concerned about divorcing his wife. Why? It will come out this is marriage number two. Lucky for him, the woman he is seeing is not really concerned with wanting to be wife number three and would be happy just to be in a relationship. Stephen Amell ("Arrow") (wife: Cassandra Jean) (girlfriend: Emily Bett Rickards)
LAWYER 04/20 **#4**
This A list singer was supposed to do a quick meet and greet with a Presidential candidate to meet some donors, but was barred because she had coke in her possession. Katy Perry/Hillary Clinton
LAWYER 04/20 **#5**
It is about time she got back at her husband. This A+ list singer is hooking up with her bodyguard. Apparently the husband is afraid of the guy which probably helps. Beyoncé (Jay Z)
LAWYER 04/20 **#6**
One of my favorite actresses and just a great person is dealing with PPD after the recent birth of her baby and is seeing someone almost daily to try and work through it. Rose Byrne
LAWYER 04/20 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actress who went from one hit show to the next while keeping the same boss recently discovered her ex filmed them having sex. More than once. She is convinced if he doesnt get what he wants that it will "leak" to the internet. Lea Michele/Matthew Paetz
LAWYER 04/20 **#8**
In this huge ensemble film being made in NYC right now, this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee refuses to work with one of her co-stars unless necessary. She had some of their scenes deleted. She has the power and hates him. He is an Academy Award winner/nominee and hits on every woman possible, despite being married. He then gives play by plays of what happened to everyone on the set.
Movie: "Collateral Beauty"
Actress: Keira Knightley or Kate Winslet
Actor: Ed Norton
LAWYER 04/20 **#9**
This OITNB actress lost a huge power play move recently and is in open warfare with the actress wife of this former A+ list mostly movie actor with the really bad hair. Laura Prepon/Kelly Preston (John Travolta)/"Scientology"
LAWYER 04/20 **#10**
This B+ list celebrity married to an A lister got into a big argument while out grocery shopping. I didnt even know she grocery shopped. Anyway, the man she got into a fight with was convinced our B+ lister was actually a man.
LAWYER 04/20 **#11**
This permanent A list actor who has not really had a good role in a decade set conditions with this significant other before she could get pregnant. Things like how much weight she could gain and how much money she would get per month if they split. All ironed out in advance. Eddie Murphy/Paige Butcher
LAWYER 04/20 **#12**
This former A list mostly movie actress who has been acting since she was a ute and used to have a franchise before she thought was too good for it was a bloody mess the other day after stumbling into a wall while drunk. Kirsten Dunst
LAWYER 04/20 **#13**
#1 This B+ list mostly television actor from a hit NBC show is cheating on his co-star with a woman he met on the set of a movie he filmed well over a year ago.
Actor: Sullivan Stapleton
Co-star: Jaimie Alexander
Other woman: Alice Braga ("Kill Me Three Times")
#2 This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress from a hit ABC show was cheated on by her significant other while she was in the hospital after giving birth to their baby. Emilie de Ravin ("Once Upon a Time")/Eric Bilitch
#3 This ABC show is probably done forever because the male lead, who is married, is a frequent cheater. He was way more interested in having sex in his trailer than acting. Everyone hates the guy.
LAWYER "FORMER CHILD ACTOR" 04/20
FROM REDDIT: I was on a primetime TV show for many years. I think most people under 35 would have been fans of the show although the guy who played our dad is more famous for another role that came after the show ended. I was sexually abused by many people during my stint on the show including executives and one of the smaller role actors. The studio all knew about it (in fact the guys who played my brothers were also molested) but bought our silence. I always felt like that even though I was molested, at least I had money. Well, my parents spent most of it. And I had to spend what was left to pay for my asshole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fucking problems. All I have to show for it is $8,000 and my family still asks me for money and complains to me about their problems. I turned to opiates to cope and for a few years, it helped me immensely. Now I work a normal 9-5 job and the memories of the sexual abuse is eating me up inside. When I see boys under 12, I think of when I was abused. I hate when people recognize me and want a picture because I remember all those times when a few men would have me pose nude or in speedos or underwear at their Malibu homes. I also hate it when people ask me when there will be a reunion show because it's been 10 years and I want to retort and say "why the fuck would any of us want to do a reunion show when all we have is memories of men sucking our cocks in the dressing room or watching us in the shower or taking us for "special trips" to their homes?" That is why you will never see a reunion show asshole. Eric Per Sullivan "Malcolm in the Middle"
GOSSIP LIFE 04/21
This A-list girl is freaking out because shes gained a little weight. Shes not doing her typical exercise regime and feels she looks soft and ugly. Her gal pals are assuring her she looks fine. Taylor Swift
LAWYER 04/21 **#1**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress turned escorting train wreck met up with the guy she would prefer to marry. She went to his apartment yesterday for a few hours. Maybe her plan to make him jealous is working. Linday Lohan
LAWYER 04/21 **#2**
COACHELLA: This A- list singer who doesnt really work right now and might not for awhile was so wasted that she tried to pick up this A+ list mostly movie actor right in front of her boyfriend. Kesha (Brad Ashenfelter)/Leonardo DiCaprio
LAWYER 04/21 **#3**
This underage B- list celebrity offspring of an A list couple is dating her bodyguard/driver who is twice her age so I guess the other guy is just for show. Who is the show for though? The public or her parents? Willow Smith (Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith)
LAWYER 04/21 **#4**
Apparently the woman he calls his girlfriend was not present when this B- list actor/offspring of a permanent A lister was hooking up with a random guy he met in a club and bringing him back to his hotel room. Patrick Schwarzenegger/Abby Champion
LAWYER 04/21 **#5**
This Duggar by marriage was spotted house hunting in a state far from home. She was not wearing her wedding ring. I wonder if he kicked her out for someone else. Anna Duggar (Josh)
LAWYER 04/21 **#6**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress for almost a decade keeps spending vast sums of money to try and make herself look like she did back in the day when she had one of cinemas most famous scenes. She looks like a mess after all the work she has done to herself. Meg Ryan
LAWYER 04/21 **#7**
This B list rapper who sounds a lot like something you wrap food with paid a woman $500 to have sex with him while he FaceTimed his girlfriend. Fetty Wap
LAWYER 04/21 **#8**
Hopefully the most recent honor bestowed on this A list mostly movie actress will take away the sting of her husband cheating on her. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux ("World's Most Beautiful Woman" by People)
LAWYER 04/21 **#9**
This A list country singer/part-time reality star hit on his female co-star but she refused to have anything to do with him. He is paranoid she will tell his girlfriend. Blake Shelton/Christina Aguilera/Gwen Stefani
LAWYER 04/21 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has a superhero franchise. The married actress called in "sick" for filming recently because someone bought her some coke and she wanted to do that instead. Scarlett Johansson (sang Academy Award nominated song "Before My Time"/filming "Ghost in the Shell" in New Zealand
LAWYER 04/21 **#11**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee split from her husband but still controls his life. He watches the kids while she works. She is allowed to have people over to her home, but he is not allowed to have people over to the home she purchased for him. Julia Roberts/Danny Moder
LAWYER 04/21 **#12**
KINDNESS: This permanent A list country singer sends ten people to college each year. She pays for everything and has been doing it for over twenty years. Dolly Parton
LAWYER 04/21 **#13**
How do you live your life as you really are, but not get yourself cut off financially from your very rich, very famous, permanent A+ list celebrity father? Well, if you are this barely barely celebrity offspring you move your girlfriend out of the house you shared. For now. You move in a guy you really get along with and let him know that he can have sex with any woman he wants as long as they are discreet. Her dad cheated so he will understand if his son-in-law gets caught from time to time. After the wedding, dad will buy his daughter a huge house. Too big for just the happy couple to share so she will move back in her girlfriend, you know, just for some extra help around the house and to keep it from being so lonely when the son-in-law is away working. Jasmine Jordan (Michaels daughter)
GOSSIP LIFE 04/22
Donald Trump is about to secure a very shocking celebrity. If you dont consider them A-list, youd definitely have to consider them A-list in the past. Its going to controversial as hell and I can see it causing a lot of backlash in their personal life. Theyre currently considering how to announce the endorsement. It might be over Twitter. Caitlyn Jenner
(British blog) Which kiss'n'tell girl - the grand-daughter of a prosperous brothel owner - has an injunction out stopping her from dishing dirt to the media?
LAWYER 04/22 **#1**
This current reality star who is also a B list mostly television actress on a hit almost television show wants some sympathy. Dont give her any. It is drug related and she brought it on herself. Jodie Sweetin ("Fuller House" on Netflix) (injury while practicing for "Dancing With the Stars")
LAWYER 04/22 **#2**
Cameras should try and be there when the only Duggar I like finally bails on her family and elopes with the guy she has been seeing online for months. The family would like her continued indentured servitude. Jana Duggar
LAWYER 04/22 **#3**
The happy faces you saw while doing press and at the premiere of this long long awaited sequel were all a sham. The A+ list actor who also produces still is at war with the actress who stars in both films. Tom Hanks/Nia Vardalos "My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2" (Hanks was accused of "Hollywood accounting" practices)
LAWYER 04/22 **#4**
The wife of this A- list almost television actor who was in a monster cable hit doesnt need to worry about any sparks between the actor and actress who plays his wife. They cant stand each other. Apparently the actress who plays his wife thinks the actor cant act and makes it clear to anyone who will listen.
Actor: Aaron Paul
Monster cable hit: "Breaking Bad"
Actress: Michelle Monaghan
Show: "The Path"
LAWYER 04/22 **#5**
This dual threat actor who always seems to find hit television shows and great movies has a movie franchise. He also stopped giving his boyfriend a monthly stipend so lets see if the boyfriend sticks around or if our actor is looking for a replacement soon. Zachary Quinto
LAWYER 04/22 **#6**
This former A- list "singer" finished recording a new record. It took her several years. Apparently it is pretty good but no record label will touch it or her after what happened when she crashed and burned singing in the most public of ways. There is talk of releasing it under a family members name or just releasing it under a stage name and then never doing any press or tour support. Ashlee Simpson ("SNL" lip-synching)
LAWYER 04/22 **#7**
This celebrity with he trucker hat sounding name has had a reality show in the past. She just has a unique look which helps keep her famous. She got her heart broken again when she found her celebrity boyfriend having sex with another woman. Kat Von D/Steve O (VonDutch trucker hats)
LAWYER 04/22 **#8**
This soon to be out of work NBA player sleeps in the locked guest house behind his home because he doesnt trust his celebrity girlfriend to not do serious harm to him while sleeping. They are barely civil during the day. Nick Young/Iggy Azalea (and then they split) (Nick Young expresses uncertainty over future with the Lakers)
LAWYER 04/22 **#9**
This B list mostly movie actress is from an acting family that has no one who does any acting any longer except for her. She was ticked off at a recent talk show appearance because when she was outside walking to the show, no one recognized her. I guess she had been expecting the same rock star type welcome another actor received when he showed up a few minutes earlier to do the same walk.
Actress" Elizabeth Olsen
Rock star actor: Harrison Ford
Show: "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"
LAWYER 04/22 **#10**
Im always shocked at how much love this former A++++ list celebrity is shown. She is treated like a rock star wherever she goes, despite the way she made her fame. Oh, and she makes her living by being the mistress of a married man. Monica Lewinsky (affair with President Clinton)
LAWYER 04/22 **#11**
This married female HSN host got busted having sex with a male celebrity who was selling some things on a recent visit.
LAWYER 04/22 **#12**
This foreign born A list model/wannabe actress got drunk and cheated on her long time girlfriend the other night. It is a fairly frequent occurrence. Not sure why the girlfriend puts up with it. Cara Delevingne/St. Vincent
LAWYER 04/22 **#13**
The buzz all started when our favorite foreign born singer/actress came back from the film set. She can never keep a secret. Last time around she hooked up with the lead actor. This time, even though she was expecting something similar, she got completely brushed aside. Why? To have her tell it, the male lead and the female lead are crazy in lust with each other. There was no chemistry between the pair last time around, but this time they are all over each other. Not just on screen, but off. The two are spending vast amounts of time together. When they are not filming, they go their separate ways, but on set, the lead actor is always in the trailer of the lead female actress and they have no shame when it comes to people hearing them. The lead actor isnt ready to bust up his marriage yet, but the lead actress wants him to. It will be interesting to see what happens when they are doing a lot of interviews together and having to spend time together outside the confines of the set, if they will be able to keep all of this under wraps.
Singer/actress: Rita Ora
Male lead: Jamie Dornan
Female lead: Dakota Johnson
Movie(s): "Fifty Shades Darker" and "Fifty Shades Freed"
GOSSIP LIFE 04/23
The first episode of this A-list TV show has leaked onto the deep web. Expect to see the news story breaking very soon as it reaches more mainstream websites. "Game of Thrones"
LAWYER 04/23 **#1**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She uses her brother as her wingman. He finds ways to get rid of any women who are looking at the same guy as our actress. Then, with no interference, our actress swoops in. It is all playing out again right now with this Star Wars actor. Lupita Nyongo/John Boyega
LAWYER 04/23 **#2**
This A+ list morning radio host who seems to take a lot of mornings off has a new edict. When he does come to work, all of the corridors and doors that could provide any access to him must be locked. For the entire floor. Howard Stern
LAWYER 04/23 **#3**
For the first time in a long time, this former C list mostly television actor who now is a boy toy (except for a small role in a franchise) for his celebrity wife has been stepping out. Apparently there is a very very rich woman who has taken an interest in the actor and he is showing the interest right back. If you are going to be kept, might as well step up the pay. Plus, she would let him out of the house. Eddie Cibrian ("The Best Man Holiday" and "The Best Man Wedding")/LeAnn Rimes
LAWYER 04/23 **#4**
This social media celebrity almost killed his last girlfriend. She is an actress on a hit show on that strangely renamed new cable channel. All the drugs he kept shoving her way. Now he is doing his best to kill a former athlete turned professional party attender/giver.
Celebrity: Ryan Silverstein
Actress: Shay Mitchell
Show: "Pretty Little Liars"
Athlete: Johnny Manziel
LAWYER 04/24 **#1**
This foreign born permanent A+ list singer (in a group) tried every day to get his daughter to break up with her boyfriend because he thought they were living in sin. Well, what does he call cheating on his wife? Bono/Eve Hewson (Max Minghella)
LAWYER 04/24 **#2**
This foreign born B+ list mostly television actor who has a possible franchise coming out soon is getting some heat from his people to be seen more in public with the woman he calls his girlfriend. Considering how much time they spend apart, it is a pretty lame effort at faking a relationship when they are seen together. Alexander Skarsgård ("The Legend of Tarzan")/Alexa Chung
LAWYER 04/24 **#3**
This former family tweener who did the whole purity ring thing was awash in coke and naked women the other night. Joe Jonas
LAWYER 04/24 **#4**
This foreign born A list dual threat actor seems to have a couple of movie franchises going while also doing some television. He has been in this space before for cheating on his significant other with a permanent A list model. Now he is cheating on her with this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who has a long and storied history of cheating.
Actor: Idris Elba
Franchises and television: "Avengers"; "Star Trek"; "Luther"
Model: Naomi Campbell
Actress: Sienna Miller
GOSSIP LIFE 04/25
This successful television series is losing one of its leads. They feel theyve explored the character and their storylines as much as possible, and the actor wants off, so theyre going to kill them off. Its going to be a shocking twist and theyre praying there are no leaks before it happens. They hope itll be a Game of Thrones, Internet-breaking moment. And it very well could be. "Nashville"/Connie Britton (character Rayna Jaymes died)
LAWYER 04/25 **#1**
This not really doing much right now B list singer/ingenue had a big gig lined up but it all went away when she refused to sleep with the lead singer of the permanent A list band. Lana Del Rey/Axl Rose "Guns N Roses"
LAWYER 04/25 **#2**
Apparently this former A list tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor had enough of the woman he calls his girlfriend cheating on him. She just did it so publicly that he left her no choice. She still knows a whole lot of his secrets though and there is nothing stopping her from revealing them all. Zac Efron/Sami Miro
LAWYER 04/25 **#3**
For being a newlywed, this B list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show certainly does spend a lot of time staying at another mans house. Allison Williams ("Girls")/Ricky Van Veen
LAWYER 04/25 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner. He is also killing himself with his drug use.
LAWYER 04/25 **#5**
As these kids get older it is becoming more and more obvious that the Academy Award winning/nominated mother is not the biological mother no matter what she may say. Nicole Kidman; Halle Berry
LAWYER 04/25 **#6**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor had his cancer return. So far, things are ok, but people who see the actor in person are reporting he has a yellow/orange complexion and his health is probably a lot worse off then he is letting on. Liam Neeson
LAWYER 04/25 **#7**
This foreign born former boy bander turned solo artist has been donating large sums of money to an ISIS front organization. Zayn Malik "One Direction"
LAWYER 04/25 **#8**
This Walking Dead actor and his wife are headed towards a massive fight in their divorce. They are trying to settle everything before filing, but the war of words and actions has been intense. Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Hilarie Burton; Andrew Lincoln/Gael Anderson
LAWYER 04/25 **#9**
I thought it was pretty funny to see this B list mostly movie actress speaking up in public about affairs and cheating when everyone knows she hooked up with this married at the time comic actor. Oh, and there was the relationship she helped break up when she started sleeping with the director who was involved with someone at the time.
Actress: Rosario Dawson
Comic actor: Chris Rock
Director: Danny Boyle
(Monica Lewinsky remark)
LAWYER 04/25 **#10**
On this CW show that is not Arrow, one of the characters was recently killed off because he was having an affair with a married co-star and it was causing way too much drama on set. Ricky Whittle ("The 100")
LAWYER 04/25 **#11**
You know the foreign born model who wanted to be an actress back in the day? Yeah, the one who was in some crap movies and now managed to finally land herself a television show. Yeah, the one who dated the foreign born A lister forever before going through a series of rich guys. Anyway, she is going around telling people she hooked up with the spouse of this Presidential candidate within the past six months. Elizabeth Hurley ("The Royals") (dated Hugh Grant) (Hilary Clinton/Bill)
LAWYER 04/25 **#12**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. I have written about him in the past, but he is really starting to get creepy. Apparently he volunteered to help teach some of the children who were in the movie he just finished filming. He said he wanted to give the tutors a break. This is a guy who needs to be watched. Closely. I thought his fake marriage was a cover for him for entirely different reasons. Eddie Redmayne (Harry Potter movie "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them")
LAWYER 04/25 **#13**
Not content with her first theft of millions, this foreign born (hopefully) former reality star has devised a new scheme to steal millions of more dollars. Hopefully this time she will not end up ruining the lives of workers like she did last time. She has a certain charm and knows all the right people. She is married but is not above crawling into bed with someone if the investment is right. Most of the time like she did in the past couple of weeks is provide women to the investors. She says her new scheme will make all of her investors rich. That is what she said last time and the only one who got rich was her. For some reason though, she can talk these men (always men) into writing checks. Her new idea is not bad. Her old idea was not bad either. The thing is though she spends all the money coming in on herself and her traveling and clothes because she says she has to look the part. She only ever spends a tiny fraction of the investment money on the actual idea. The rest goes to her. With the scandal that surrounded her most recent financial collapse Im shocked she was able to find money so quickly again. Granted, she did have to bring over people from LA to make it work. It also didnt hurt that she brought over men who are known for loving young women who are bought and paid for. No one in her home country will invest with her right now. They wont come out and say it, but lots of doors that were once open to her are closed so she may have to relocate to the US to make it all happen. Caroline Stanbury/Bravos "Ladies of London" (Gift-Library.com Ltd) and (Caroline Stanbury Ltd.) (in Las Vegas this past weekend)
GOSSIP LIFE 04/26
This actress who is under 20 is planning on stripping off and posting naked very soon. Shes contemplating between leaks or a magazine. It should happen by the end of the year. She wants the world to see her naked. She thinks her body is off-the-chain. Ariel Winter; Bella Thorne
LAWYER 04/26 **#1**
Some great stories are coming out about the behind the scenes action of this film starring an A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is in an acting family and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Apparently he confided to his B list actress co-star, who is married to an A lister that he enjoys dressing up like a woman and being bossed around. This is right up the alley of the actress. She was totally into it and the two hit it off really well during filming. No sex between the pair. Owen Wilson (Nominated Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen "The Royal Tenenbaums")/Penélope Cruz (Javier Bardem)/"Zoolander 2"
LAWYER 04/26 **#2**
At Cinema Con, this group of actresses from a soon to be released movie went to dinner together and even had rooms all in the same area of the hotel to each other. They hung out non-stop. All of them except for the B+ list mostly movie actress wife of this former A+ lister. She interacted as little as possible with the group. She was all business with them and would rebuff the other women whenever they tried to invite her to something non-business. I just think she probably was enjoying the one on one time with her girlfriend.
Movie: "Bad Moms"
Group of actresses: Annie Mumolo, Christina Applegate, Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell
No interaction: Jada Smith (Will)
LAWYER 04/26 **#3**
This former A+ list mostly television actor was on two separate long running very hit network shows. He has gone through some very public divorces and really thought he learned his lesson. Why? Usually his divorces cost him a lot of money and they are because he cheats. Same thing is happening again, but this time his fortune has dwindled to a point where this one is going to hurt financially. Kelsey Grammer ("Cheers") ("Frasier")
LAWYER 04/26 **#4**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress is going to explode to A list within the next 12 months. She is the new "it" person. By the time she gets around to promoting that blockbuster movie of hers, she is going to be eclipsing the fame of the franchise actress who is the star. Anyway, it can all come crashing down if the world finds out about her hooking up with this married A+ list mostly movie actor who is a recent co-star. They cant stop seeing each other.
Movie: "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story"
"It" person: Felicity Jones
Married A+ list actor: Tom Hanks ("Inferno")
Franchise actress star: Daisy Ridley
("Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens")
LAWYER 04/26 **#5**
This former A- list singer/part-time actress who might be a murder suspect had sex with a bunch of guys not that long ago because her boyfriend wanted to watch her do it. Of course she was wasted. Courtney Love/Nick Jarecki (kicked out of a Guns N' Roses Coachella party)
LAWYER 04/26 **#6**
KINDNESS: This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She may or may not be married to her actor significant other. She does have kids. They had some fundraiser at their school and our actress didnt want to sell whatever they had to sell and decided to give all the parents a break from hitting up people for money. Our actress just wrote a check for the amount the whole project would have raised. Naomi Watts (Liev Schreiber)
LAWYER 04/26 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been staying in a hotel for what seems like months. Probably easier for her considering the maid who cleans her room also supplies her drugs. Our actress never leaves the hotel until the maid stops by. Jennifer Lawrence (New York's Greenwich Hotel)
LAWYER 04/26 **#8**
For the first time ever, this former A- list actress (using the term very loosely) from a long running syndicated show turned celebrity/reality star has had to lower her prices. She finally has admitted she is getting older and lowered her nightly prices by almost half. Pamela Anderson ("Baywatch")
LAWYER 04/26 **#9**
This lucky to be getting any kind of work former singer/future celibate wife trash talked the company she was hired to promote because she wanted to represent a more luxury brand. The company she was hired to promote makes way more money than any of their luxury competitors. Now, she wont have them or other brands. Ciara/(Russell Wilson) (JEEP (New York Auto Show)
LAWYER 04/26 **#10**
KINDNESS: This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee and also stars on a great pay cable show. He pays all of the bills for an entire Boys & Girls Club each year. He also tries to get his co-workers to pick a child from the club and mentor them for a year. Just a great guy doing great work. Don Cheadle
LAWYER 04/26 **#11**
Brand new network sitcom. The married actor who plays the dad is hooking up with an actress who plays his daughter. Patrick Warburton/Mia Serafino "Crowded"
LAWYER 04/26 **#12**
This back in the day A list singer for a minute who married a permanent A lister was passed out drunk on the floor of her dressing room not all that long ago. Hey, at least she performed before passing out. Edie Brickell (Paul Simon)
LAWYER 04/26 **#13**
Old Hollywood through today is littered with rumors and stories about the gay mafia. Back in the day, when coming out was a complete end to your movie or television career, it was a form of protection for those in the industry were gay. That protection aspect is what led to the moniker of mafia. Unlike the mafia there was nothing illegal or untoward about it, it really was protection. It was a situation of you are our friend and we love you so lets keep you working and make the world think you are heterosexual. We will keep the press from reporting anything about you that would hurt you and will make sure the studios keep you steadily working. At some point in the history of Hollywood it started to become more sinister. The self-appointed leader of it started acting more like a Don (FC) rather than a friend. If you wanted protection and to work you had to bow down to him and kiss the ring so to speak. If he wanted you to do a project, you had to do it. If you crossed this Don in anyway, he would do his best to make sure you never worked. He had/has that kind of power. His power is slipping though. Back in the day there was an alternative to the Don. A different power broker (SE) who had just as much money, but believed in the old school way of helpful protection rather than trying to make a buck off the protection. His specialty was finding people just starting out. He wanted to instill in them the old values he had grown up with in a homophobic industry. He wanted all of them to help each other. Hollywood is all about relationships, maybe more so than any other town/industry. I could list a bunch of them, but I will give you an example of one. Look at someone like Judd Apatow. He had a mentor in Garry Shandling. When Judd first came to Hollywood he found other writers and actors that he enjoyed working with who were of a similar age and style. As he moved from one project to the next in those early years, he would find one or two new people to bring along for the next project which was already staffed with other people in his network he met along the way. At some point in time, the group was established and there was less room for new people. But, as people under him became more successful, they started their own projects and would bring some new people and others from the old group. The Judd Apatow tree with lots of branches. So, going back to our two gay mafia leaders. They were the base of the tree. The kind one groomed this person (KU) to be his successor. KU has become wildly successful and he has his projects everywhere. He is a mogul, much like his benefactor. In front of the camera and behind the camera. The same as his benefactor. Side projects outside the industry and projects that will keep bringing in money no matter what. He is a master of the helpful protection game. He is trying to do the same things he was taught that he thinks will help another generation of performers. Fighting him every step of the way is The Don and his chosen replacement (MX). They believe that help should be given only when something is there for them in return. They also believe in the casting couch. If you want to get in a project or get ahead, you are going to have to sleep your way to the top. If you stop doing what they say or stop having sex with them, they will cast you aside. They will make it impossible to find work in the town and if you try to cross them in any way, they will bring you down, often with violence. Why would anyone subject themselves to that? Because it is the quicker route to fame. The other way requires years of working and moving up the ladder. You have to do the work. The helpful mentors steer you in the right direction or find you projects, but you have to prove yourself. Caught in the middle of these factions is someone (TW) who got his start in the sex for play group. He was their boy toy for a long time and he got work. Big work. Then, all of a sudden, he was gone off the radar. He went from a franchise to starring in his own movies as the lead. Then, nothing. He started to rebel and he was done. He had made enough of a name for himself that he can work a little, but no big projects. Enter the savior. At a party about 18 months ago, KU ran into TW and they started talking. A lot. The party turned into an all night session and lots of days and nights over the next few weeks. A bond was formed. KU has enough projects and clout on his side of the aisle so to speak to keep TW working. He also sees someone in TW like himself. A different kind of self who is more interested in being in front of the camera than behind, but also someone who wants to do more than just act. KU believes that TW can be the next KU and also fall in the footsteps of SE which, even though SE is dead still has a lasting impact in Hollywood. SEs estate makes more money than most A list actors working today.
FC: David Geffen (Friend of Cher)
MX: Byran Singer ("X-Men")
SE: Merv Griffin (Singer-Entertainer)
KU: Ryan Seacrest ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians")
TW: Taylor Lautner ("TWilight")
It is a new day and there are New New chances for love. Such is the case with this Los Angeles actress and her gangster rap boyfriend, who are expecting a baby. She isnt new to the rap scene. This actress already has a child with another high profile rapper. She is also pretty active on the social scene. You may catch her Keeping Up with the Kardashians from time to time. Mom and Dad are both LA natives and word around Slauson is that these two have been dating for some time; but have chosen to keep their relationship a secret. Well the secret will be all the way out when Mom starts to show.
Actress: Lauren London
Current Rapper Boyfriend: Nipsey Hussle
Ex-Rapper Boyfriend: Lil Wayne
These days on realty shows, you see a flurry of people enlisted to get the talent together. There are glam squads, masseuses, interns, assistants, managers, social media teams, ghost writers and so much more. Last night I had the opportunity to see a schedule for one reality TV personalitys team member whose role sounds a lot like a personal slave. I can only imagine all the tea this person has on a certain "lady of the manor who apparently needs someone to do everything short of wiping her ass and hold her hair back during her morning hangover purge. I thought you might like to take a look inside the daily routine that begins from the moment one opens their eyes and ends only when one falls into bed exhausted. These are just the general requirements of the day outside of the persons actual assigned role. In addition to all of this, the team must all sign releases with production that basically give away any rights one has as well as ownership of anything that the person might produce during the filming and some things are literally signed away in perpetuity, like confidentiality. That part really sucks because I would so love for people to write books about their experiences. The tales that could be told about the odd spending habits alone would be fantastic. Though I wouldnt know anything about that. I do have sort of a day in the life thing for you after the break. From refilling water bottles with tap water, to picking up dog poop, it certainly doesnt seem like the glamorous situation that applicants are expecting. And if you listen very closely, you can hear murmuring of the disgruntled team here and there about town.
Daily Morning Routine
Always text Lady of the Manor (LOTM) prior to entering her bedroom, or knock. Place an index card with the following days schedule copied from the printed calendar each night.
9 a.m. Present LOTM her tea with hazelnut non dairy and NY post. Leave on the red dresser. Text LOTM to let her know tea and paper are there. Ask if she needs anything else.
9:30 a.m. (unless otherwise specified) Bring up Breakfast of Irish oatmeal with berries and almond milk on tray. NEVER walk in without knocking or texting first!!! Be sure to include, VITAMINS, RX Weight loss pills, and Testosterone.
Pack her purse according to the detailed, typed packing list provided. Always take business cards out of wallet & enter into contacts.
Open door to balcony so dogs can go out to pee. Leave door open for dogs. Make sure their food and water is filled. Also refilled empty water bottles on bedside.
Mondays Remember vitamin D capsule.
Tuesdays Take trash to curb. Water plants. Give orchids one ice cube.
Thursdays Remember vitamin D pill. Leave estrogen patch on dresser with tea and NY Post. Water plants. (not orchids). Take trash to curb.
Sundays Take recycling to curb.
Receive all packages and text LOTM when packages arrive.
Dont forget to put the gates down every night. (not sure what that means)
Lady of the Manor: Sonja Morgan ("Real Housewives of New York")
LAWYER 04/27 **#1**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who thankfully no longer acts is married. Everyone assumed she was still with her long time girlfriend, but she has been out and about with a new woman recently. The celebrity husband of our actress is there for the ride, probably wondering if this is how he wants to spend the rest of his life. Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
LAWYER 04/27 **#2**
KINDNESS: This older but never looks old or acts old A list designer walked into a Starbucks in Palm Desert last week in the morning and told the staff she was paying for drinks and food for everyone all the way until closing. Every couple of hours she would bring in a new prepaid card for them to swipe. Betsey Johnson
LAWYER 04/27 **#3**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie comic actress was at dinner the other night with friends and would not stop trashing one of her recent co-stars in a movie that bombed at the box office. The co-star is the A-/B+ list mostly movie actress offspring of celebrities. The trashing literally went on for 30 minutes.
A-/B+ comic actress: Rebel Wilson
A-/B+ actress: Dakota Johnson
Movie: "How To Be Single"
LAWYER 04/27 **#4**
The significant other of this aging former 80s A lister who is a parody of himself now is cheating on the actor with someone her own age. Mickey Rourke/Anastassija Makarenko
LAWYER 04/27 **#5**
It is starting to freak people out how much this A list model is trying to win back the singer that dumped her. The model has modified her look to try and look exactly like the singer. This whole thing is turning into a Single White Female movie waiting to happen. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 04/27 **#6**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who can hopefully hang on to her role in that long running franchise even when they replace the lead recently had the worst kiss of her movie career. She says it was with this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still an A. She says he talked about the scene for days in advance with her and how hot it was going to be and she said it was cold and emotionless like a robot was performing. She said he was really proud of himself afterwards.
Actress: Naomie Harris
Her long running franchise: James Bond
Actor: Will Smith
Movie: "Collateral Beauty"
LAWYER 04/27 **#7**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee who has an unusual name generally shows up everyday to work at her new project looking like she was involved in an 18 hour drug and booze bender. Which she was. Every single night. Saoirse Ronan (on Broadway in "The Crucible")
LAWYER 04/27 **#8**
This former A+ list tweener turned drug addicted, HGH taking, A- list singer only hooks up with women who pass a special test given by his staff. They have to say yes to our singer peeing on them. He doesnt do it, but only wants to be with women who will let him. Justin Bieber
LAWYER 04/27 **#9**
KINDNESS: American, but not born in America. If you are a fan of daytime, you are probably a fan of him. B- list actor. He really only gets that high because of the hit cable show he is on. Supporting on it for sure, but it is a hit on a channel mostly known for bad movies rather than shows. Anyway, besides giving 1,000 hours a year of his time to this wounded veterans charity, he also gives half his paycheck. This is not a guy who makes a ton, so this is a big deal.
Actor: Josh Kelly (Kelly was born in Yokosuka, Japan. Kelly has served 3 Tours in Afghanistan and 1 Tour in Iraq as an Army Ranger. He injured his leg during his service.)
Daytime: "One Life to Live"
Cable show: "UNrEAL"
LAWYER 04/27 **#10**
So, apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor who is an A+ list director too, was supposed to meet up with his wife and kids early in the morning on Sunday. He showed up, but smelling of booze and cigarettes and also had lipstick on his neck. So, he was forced to go clean up and try again in the afternoon. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner
LAWYER 04/27 **#11**
That didnt last long. This talk show host is drinking again. There is only one way he drinks and it is a sloppy mess. Jimmy Fallon
LAWYER 04/27 **#12**
Quite unexpected. The wife of this foreign born permanent A+ list singer/musician is cheating on him with a business manager of her husband. Bono; Paul McCartney; Rod Stewart; Sting; Eric Clapton
LAWYER 04/27 **#13**
There is a new network show. A very hit new network show. The show has a female lead. She thinks she cannot be replaced which is why she often acts the way she does. Every person can be replaced. I do hope if she gets replaced it is not because of what she is about to do. The producers on her show and the higher ups at the network know her plan. Thinking only of themselves, they want to get three or four good years out of this show at least. They think there can be spinoffs. They want it to last. Our actress, who for a long time was in a high profile relationship with an actor has finally admitted that she is in love with a woman. This is not just a fling. They have been together for a long time. Right through her relationship with the actor. Our actress wants to come out. Her girlfriend wants her to come out. This would be something a whole lot of people didnt see coming. Jaimie Alexander/"Blindspot" (high profile relationship: Peter Facinelli)
GOSSIP LIFE 04/27
There are videos of this A-list rapper making unbelievably racist, sexist remarks aimed at white women. Its being shopped but no one wants to touch it, predominantly out of the fear of the backlash. If we get it for a reasonable price, we might bite.
LAWYER 04/28 **#1**
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress is trying to get quoted about how much she loved Prince when everyone knows he couldnt stand her. Lady Gaga
LAWYER 04/28 **#2**
This for sure Emmy winning actress this year who does multiple things for the same boss might not be cheating on her girlfriend but she certainly was making the moves on a PR assistant while out promoting her latest project. There was a lot of touching and an invitation to go out for drinks later.
Actress: Sarah Paulson
Girlfriend: Holland Taylor
Project: "The People v. O.J. Simpson - American Crime Story"
LAWYER 04/28 **#3**
Ever since splitting from her boyfriend, this B+ list mostly television actress who works for the same boss as the actress as #2 has been trying to shed an imaginary five pounds. There is no weight to lose but our actress insists on not eating and working out three to four times a day to try and lose it. Lea Michele
LAWYER 04/28 **#4**
This A- list mostly movie actor who usually either stars in comedies or is the comic relief is also an a-hole. Latest example is that he is cheating on his oft cheated on girlfriend with the woman who walks the actors dogs. Jonah Hill (Camille)
LAWYER 04/28 **5**
Police were called to the home of this A- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show. Her neighbors were worried someone was being killed because of how loudly she was fighting with her foreign born actor husband. Claire Danes ("Homeland")/Hugh Dancy
LAWYER 04/28 **#6**
The husband of this very talented A- list mostly movie actress who also works a lot behind the cameras was spotted smoking meth with a couple of strippers outside a strip club the other night. Elizabeth Banks
LAWYER 04/28 **#7**
This Big Bang Theory actor was doing bumps of coke from a vial like a champ at a basketball game the other night. Johnny Galecki
LAWYER 04/28 **#8**
This married A- list mostly television actress from a hit ABC show was pressed into a dark corner at a recent event and making out with her married co-star. He was not even supposed to show up and only stayed a few minutes. Long enough for them to get very cozy. Kerry Washington/Tony Goldwyn ("Scandal")
LAWYER 04/28 **#9**
This actor has made well over $100M in the past decade. That is just from acting. His side projects earned him a great deal too. Now, it is almost all gone. The only reason he has any money to maintain his lifestyle is because the actress wife of our former A lister still earns quite a lot. Our actor thought he was the greatest investor ever. Always in front of a great new product and he did very well for awhile. The thing is though, he got cocky. Thought he had the golden touch. So, when someone came to him for an idea the actor thought would make him a billionaire, he sunk all of his money into it. Not at once. It was a two year process of just dumping more money into the project. He even got a lot of his friends to sink money into it, promising them all really high returns. They lost all their money too. Our actor thought he could make up some of the lost fortune in a new tv gig, but it sucks because he sucks. He got lucky a couple of times. Just fell in to a great situation. His wife is keeping him going right now, so it might be a good idea for him to start treating her much better than he has. While he was on the set of the crap tv show, there were signs he was back to his old cheating ways. Ashton Kutcher ("Two and a Half Men")/Mila Kunis
X 04/28 **#1**
This late night cable talk show host is playing coy. He wants the job he keeps recommending others for and is already lining up his replacement on his own show. Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")/sidekick to Kelly Ripa
X 04/28 **#2**
What happens when you get two very wealthy stage parents together? They pony up enough advertising dollars to a foreign fashion bible to have one child each labeled a superstar by the publication. No one agrees with the publication. Gigi Hadid (Yolanda (Foster) and Mohamed Hadid)/Kendall Jenner (Kris Jenner)/UK Vogue ("People can't stop trolling Vogue over this tweet about Gigi Hadid and Kendall Jenner")
X 04/28 **#3**
This A+ list mostly movie actress is in bad shape health wise. The drug use is out of control and she is slowly wasting away to nothing. Angelina Jolie
X 04/28 **#4**
It is an open rebellion at this point between the crew and this permanent A+ list singer. They hate her. They would all love to quit and they take every chance they can to make her life miserable. Madonna (Rebel Heart Tour); Mariah Carey (reality tv show)
(British blog) One prominent reality star is making the most of motherhood with a series of wholesome family photo shoots in the glossy weeklies but which of the celeb mags is going to be the first to address the growing suspicions that the smiling new dad is actually a drug dealer?
Reality star: Billie Faiers/Greg Shepherd or Sam Faiers/Paul Knightley
Show: "TOWIE" (The Only Way Is Essex)
GOSSIP LIFE 04/28
This former A-list actress is increasing viability by calling the paps constantly because shes going full steam ahead with her comeback. After a couple of years of retirement, shes returning in a big way and thinks shell be right back on the A-list. She seems to have forgotten that her last couple of movies have flopped and her star was fading before the break. Renée Zellweger
GOSSIP LIFE 04/29
This D-list actress, famous for Baywatch, is in negotiations to star in a sextape. Not Pam, obviously. Angelica Bridges
LAWYER 04/29 **#1**
This A list athlete, who is almost never seen competing in the US but is from here is supposedly dating a new guy. An actor. The tabloids want you to believe they are dating. Two things. He doesnt have enough money for her and he likes men way more than women. Lindsey Vonn/Alexander Ludwig
LAWYER 04/29 **#2**
It always cracks me up when I read about this former A list tweener actor who is a B list mostly movie actor as an adult. He loves to say how pious he is, but he is the first in line to hit on someone. Dont even get me started on his wife. A drinker and a chain smoker when he supposedly thinks they are both sins. Kirk Cameron/Chelsea Noble
LAWYER 04/29 **#3**
He is an A+ list mostly movie actor and married to an actress. She is a foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress with a long time significant other. They have spent the better part of a month filming and having sex each day. She is in the country alone. His wife has been in and out of town. Brad Pitt (Angelina Jolie)/Marion Cotillard (Guillaume Canet) (filming "Allied")
LAWYER 04/29 **#4**
This member of a permanent A list group who is probably a B+ list celebrity was going to participate in the next reunion of the group. She changed her mind though when the husband of one of the members wouldnt stop hitting on her. Mel C ("Spice Girls")
LAWYER 04/29 **#5**
The foreign born B+ list celebrity/model who used to be with an A+ list mostly movie actor has an underage teenage daughter. The underage daughter has a much older boyfriend. To make sure the boyfriend does not get arrested for statutory rape, the mom allows the pair to have sex in her home. Vanessa Paradis/Johnny Depp/Lily-Rose Depp (Ash Stymest)
LAWYER 04/29 **#6**
This B+ list model is the offspring of other celebrities. Her A list boyfriend spent most of a recent event honoring his girlfriend in the bathroom. As in every ten minutes going to the bathroom. Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik
LAWYER 04/29 **#7**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is not someone you want to be around when he is drunk. The mother of a recent co-star had been hooking up with the actor until she hung out with him while drunk. It was scary enough for her that she fled and has not seen him again. Bill Murray ("Ghostbusters") (POSSIBLY Kate McKinnons mother Laura Campbell)
LAWYER 04/29 **#8**
There are quite a few people convinced this B+ list mostly television actress who went from a long running hit network show to another show as soon as the former ended is lying about her pregnancy. Oh, everyone believes she is pregnant. No one believes the baby is her husbands baby.
Actress: Erika Christensen (Cole Maness)
Shows: "Parenthood"; "Wicked City"
LAWYER 04/29 **#9**
An OITNB lead actress who is whacked out on drugs and NOT named Taryn Manning.
LAWYER 04/29 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actor who has multiple hit shows in his credits but is best known for an iconic role is sleeping with a legal teen who is on the same hit network show as his ex-wife.
Actor: David Duchovny
Hit shows: "X-Files" (Mulder Fox); "Red Shoe Diaries"; "Californication"; "Aquarius"
Teen: Kathrine Herzer (19 years old)
Ex-wife: Téa Leoni
Show: "Madam Secretary"
LAWYER 04/29 **#11**
This A-/B+ list magazine talk show host is begging to be the new co-host of Live because he is running out of women to cheat on his wife with in LA. Mario Lopez
LAWYER 04/29 **#12**
This A list country singer says her celebrity ex-husband was a boy and her boyfriend is a man. She was referring to the size of their equipment. Miranda Lambert (Anderson East)/Blake Shelton
LAWYER 04/29 **#13**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Back in the day this actor was A+ list. Heck, he has been dead for decades and he is probably still A+ list. An Academy Award winner/nominee but only when a lot of the people who hated him had already died. Im trying to think of a more racist actor from back in the day and I cant think of any. The guy made a ton of movies. Well over 200. That is a lot. Most of his movies had a lots of extras. Our actor was always a huge supporter of white power movements and anything that would keep African American people down. He directly funded a lot of these efforts, but managed to get the studios to also give them money. How? He would hire a lot of these white power people to be extras so they could pay their bills and locations would be places that were owned by these movements. They were usually out in the middle of nowhere and the studio would pay a fee to use the places. Plus, little pop up type stores would show up all run by the organizations and all charging huge markups. The cast and crew were stuck out there and forced to either drive a long way or buy these items. The fact that this guy is considered a hero drives me nuts. People love this guy and think he was the greatest. He was a racist a-hole and basically kept these hate groups funded for three decades practically all by himself. Apparently the studios turned a blind eye because the movies made money. No one would stand up to him. They did subtle things when they could which is why the whole Oscar thing happened so late in life. John Wayne
LAWYER 04/30 **#1**
This former A+ list singer turned singer/actress probably thinks she is making her actor boyfriend jealous by publicly going out with another guy. She does know the other guy is gay right? Lady Gaga (Taylor Kinney)/Bradley Cooper
LAWYER 04/30 **#2**
The main recruiter for FC and his dark side of the gay mafia had a huge get together in Washington DC for new talent. No men over 24 allowed. All under the guise of the White House Correspondents Dinner. Bryan Singer/Eric Podwall (Eric Podwall Hosts An Exclusive Cocktail Experience The Evening Before White House Correspondents' Dinner)
LAWYER 04/30 **#3**
This model who got lucky with a commercial that gave her 15 minutes of fame which has run out has stepped into a pot of gold. Apparently a casino executive took a liking to her so now she gets to be arm candy to a bunch of high rollers who will pay/gamble big bucks to be seen with her. Charlotte McKinney (Carl's Jr.'s All Natural Burger)
LAWYER 04/30 **#4**
This foreign born former A-/B+ list mostly television actress thinks that with her very brief foray into network reality that she will attract some interest for yacht season. Nope. She took a bunch of photos but she wont have any interest, especially at the prices she probably wants to charge. Mischa Barton ("Dancing With the Stars")
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