NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.


1. MR. X 03/01 **#1**
What TV host/reality star/sometime actress wife of an A-list NBA player had a secret marriage before she met her current husband? She had it annulled after he became physically abusive. La La Anthony (Carmelo)

2. MR. X 03/01 **#2**
What B-list reality star/host/celeb spawn clashed with the bosses of that cable network she worked for because she didn’t get that raise she was promised? She was also mad that her cohosts were being unfairly treated on social media and that the network (who were doing nothing to stop the bullying) tried to put a gag order on her. Oh and she’s not really friends with the person who was joked about on her show not too long ago, they share an agent. Kelly Osbourne "Fashion Police"/Zendaya

3. MR. X 03/01 **#3**
What almost A-list former tweener exploded at the backstage crew after she escaped a serious injury during the opening concert of her tour? Ariana Grande

This married former tweener television actress turned A list mostly television actress turned celebrity turned B list television actress who is desperate for fame throws her family under the bus at every opportunity if it means fame for her. She missed one child’s birthday to walk a red carpet. She missed her anniversary to have sex with a guy who funded one of her projects. Melissa Joan Hart

This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who constantly cheats on his wife while calling it an open marriage, might have sunk to a new low for him and his marriage. He ditched his wife at their hotel to go have sex with a fan and ended up spending the night with the fan and was running late for a flight with his wife. He met his wife at the airport. Oh, the fan is the one who dropped him off. Ewan McGregor

This married A+ list mostly movie actor got so tired of taking on and off his wedding ring while cheating that he just leaves it off except for red carpet events he attends with his actress wife. I think if she could do better than what the pre-nup says she would leave him. She loves being his wife and what comes with it, but everyone laughs at her all the time for being played like this. This is not about Ben Affleck. Think younger. Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan

This former A list member of a singing group who went on to reality television, many children and almost as many arrests was barred with the exception of one location from a building and its grounds after he was caught smoking crack on an outside lawn last week. Bobby Brown (hospital Bobbi Kristina is in)

A teacher is trying to sell a story to the tabloids that two years ago this possible one record wonder who is foreign born and had a very good 2014 was questioned by the police after several boys complained about the singer. Apparently the singer would show up during recess and talk to the boys and would sometimes show up at the end of the day too. Super creepy. Sam Smith

If you think time heals all wounds then there definitely needs to be more time to heal for this former A list mostly movie actress who is still technically married to this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor. He cheated a lot and the wife ran into him in front of a restaurant early last week with his new girlfriend. Our actress shoved the actor and threw a lit cigarette at him. Antonio Banderas/Melanie Griffith

10. NY POST/PAGE SIX 03/02
1. Which Hollywood actor had a three-way with a woman and another man after a night out at a club — but got so freaked out during the proceedings, he abruptly ran away? Zac Efron (Nylon Magazine Spring Fashion Issue Party Dragon in West Hollywood, Calif.)

2. Which former Hollywood It girl recently visited a South American country "surrounded by security to keep people away?" Funny thing was, "nobody seemed to care, she was never recognized." Ellen Page in Brazil

3. Which Hollywood producer is having serious money problems, and when he finally found a financier to bankroll him, the investor’s family had the money taken back claiming the sugar daddy’s senile?

4. Which Broadway actor has been keeping himself entertained on the way to work by getting attractive ladies’ numbers on subway? Bradley Cooper performing in "Elephant Man"

This former B+ list mostly movie actor who is finally working again but won’t ever be as famous as when he was married to the A+ lister said the great thing about being him is that everyone knows who he is and even if they remember he has a girlfriend they only remember she is blonde so he cheats exclusively with blondes. Just like he was doing the other night. Ryan Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon)

Usually this ex-wife to an A+ list mostly movie actor and former girlfriend to an A list talk show host is the one being paid. This time though she is paying the D list celebrity to be with her because she thinks she can get a reality show just starring herself instead of an ensemble thing.
Celebrity: Nicole Murphy
A+ list actor: Eddie Murphy
A list talk show host: Michael Strahan
D list celebrity: David McIntosh

This former A- list mostly television actress from that long running hour long network comedy that doesn’t exist any longer was hanging out with her very rich boyfriend in public the other day in his hometown. Later that day though he spent two hours in a hotel room with that foreign born A list model turned part-time actress who finally got the public split announcement she has been wanting from that A+ list celebrity she was "dating."
Former A- list actress: Eva Longoria
Show: "Desperate Housewives"
Boyfriend: Jose Baston ("Mexican Open")

Foreign born A list model: Irina Shayk
A+ list celebrity: Cristiano Ronaldo

This former B+ list mostly movie actress has divided her time between movies and television. For a B lister she has A list name recognition because of some really erratic behavior and a very high profile relationship with an A lister that she has never repeated. Anyway, our actress is hated on her new cable show because she is sleeping with the creator when needed to make sure that she gets the most lines and that people who get in her way get removed. She really hasn’t changed.
B+ list actress: Anne Heche (boyfriend is James Tupper who plays David Clarke on "Revenge")
Erratic behavior: mental breakdown in 2000
A lister: Ellen DeGeneres (one-time lesbian relationship)
Show: "Dig"
Creator: Gideon Raff or Tim Kring

This A+ list singer and this foreign born A list model who is becoming an actress got into a huge screaming fight last week at an award show after party because the model thinks the singer should be more forthcoming about her sexuality. Taylor Swift/Cara Delevingne "Brit Awards"

This A+ list mostly television actress who gets A+ because her network show is so popular has a little secret. OK, well she has that big one that everyone whispers about and then of course a couple of others that are whispered but this one is new. Makes her a little less squeaky clean. One of her recent hires as an assistant is known for dealing drugs to her celebrity bosses. She is in demand but only by people who want the best quality pills and other drugs.
A+ list actress: Kerry Washington
Show: "Scandal"
Old secrets: sham marriage to Nnamdi Asomugha and affair with married co-star Tony Goldwyn

This C list celebrity dating that former A list tweener turned bad singer/bad indie actress has no idea that the former tweener has also been hooking up with the C lister’s best friend.. The best friend is an A list singer and an Academy Award winner/nominee for his acting.
C list celebrity: Zedd
Former A list tweener: Selena Gomez
A list singer: Jared Leto

This A list singer is A list in his own musical niche but every few years makes it to A list in the mainstream pop charts. He is married. He is always married. His new wife better get used to the cheating because the guy has been married a very very short time and has already hooked up with a fan and an ex. No, not the A lister the one before that he cheated on with the A lister. Marc Anthony, the ex is not JLo but Dayanara Torres, Miss Universe

This celebrity offspring is always alone at school plays and concerts and anything else that involves public gatherings. The offspring’s B list actress mom who is way more famous inside her own head than she really is despite her A+ list actor ex-husband thinks people will want photos and autographs and prefers to just stay home. Katie Holmes/Suri (Tom Cruise)

20. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/02 **#10**
Some bad blood between this reality star on a hit cable show that seems like it is constantly airing and not on E!. The reality star was in Vegas at a club and was trying to hook up with a woman when this New England player walked up and got her to go with him. Some shoving and arguing before security came to clear things up. The woman ended up going with the NFL player.
Reality star/show: "Pawn Stars" Chumlee
NFL plater: Rob "Gronk" Gronkowski

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/02 **#11**
Last week I gave you a long list of names. I also gave you some very big names during the week including at least three jaw droppers. Here are five other names that I considered huge. (original blind item)

#1 – Academy Award winner. Currently single but has been married to an actor before. Apparently she also travels to other countries to meet men. She has been with several Presidents of different countries. Many people don’t find her to be that attractive. Hilary Swank

#2 – One of the few singers on the list is this A list singer who has had some issues in the past. When she was about to turn 19 she visited and set a new price record. Britney Spears

#3- A now married A list mostly movie actress who was A+ list on hit pay cable show for a very long time. Anna Paquin "True Blood"

#4 – A now married A- list mostly movie actress who has been acting since she was literally a child. She was underage here, but of legal consent there when she went. She was having big financial problems and supported herself for two years doing it. Drew Barrymore

#5- This actress has celebrity offspring. She was once married to an A+ list mostly movie actor and an A list mostly television actor who makes bad movies. She still travels once or twice a year and still commands very very high fees.
Actress: Demi Moore
Offspring: Rumer Willis
A+ list actor: Bruce Willis
A list actor: Ashton Kutcher

Before it happened, his friends were begging him not to do it. Begging him not to make it permanent. But he was in too deep, and a little wounded too after his most recent professional setback. So it happened. Despite all the warnings, he went ahead and made it official. But the happily ever after wore off really quickly. It wore off a long time ago. Which is why while he’s working, he’s also hiding. Of course he could stay in luxe accommodations all to himself. Instead of sleeping in a hotel suite that they most certainly have the budget for though, he’s on his buddy’s couch. His best buddy. The one you’d think would approve of his relationship. But even his best friend thinks his girl is crazy. And understands why he’s decided to hide out, where it’s not so easy for her to find him. Which, apparently, happens all the time. She’s obsessive about calling around, looking for him, haranguing anyone she can to ask where he is, what he’s doing, why he hasn’t texted her back. Two sources confirmed to me that she’s been delayed on set a few times because she’s been shouting down the phone at someone in her trailer, demanding they track him down for her. And so, at a time when they’re supposed to be celebrating, he’s far away, enjoying his freedom for a few weeks. Is this what it’s going to be for a lifetime?
He: Johnny Depp
She: Amber Heard (filming "The Danish Girl" in London)
Setback: "Mortdecai" bombing
Buddy: Marilyn Manson

This B- list mostly movie actor now is barely hanging on to the B list range. The only reason he still has B list life is because of his name and because he landed a movie franchise. Back in the day when he was on that long long long running network drama with all the big names he was closer to A list. Anyway, married for still a very short time our actor was with two Asian hookers the other night after doing some press for his new movie. He left the wife back at home. All three went to his hotel room.
Actor: Mekhi Phifer (married 03/13)
Network drama: "ER"
Movie Franchise: "Divergent"
Current movie: "Insurgent"

This A- list national talk show host knows he is about to get busted for cheating on his wife. His publicist knows but no one else.

This married A+ list mostly movie actress with A+++ list name recognition is really really sick. As in not going to live another couple of years sick. Apparently it is one of the reasons she can’t gain weight and why she disappears for weeks at a time from the public. Angelina Jolie (This blind was 10 days before her announcement)

The stalkee is becoming the stalker. The very brief boyfriend of this B list mostly television actress from the hit network show says that he slept with her and then dumped her for someone else but our actress calls and texts him constantly to the point where he wants to switch telephone numbers. Sarah Hyland (secured restraining order against ex-boyfriend Matthew Prokop)/Dominic Sherwood

This A+ list mostly movie actress recently suffered a miscarriage. She was devastated and does not think she will be able to have any more kids which is what she really wanted. She will only have them naturally and she is getting a little older. She wanted to match the older with the new so to speak. Reese Witherspoon (has a boy and girl with Ryan Phillippe and son with Jim Toth)

It must be A+ list day. This A+ list mostly movie actress is hooking up with a single mom at her son’s school. I don’t know if the woman has kids there or is a teacher. Sandra Bullock

With all of the drama going on behind the scenes at this cable show, the dislike for the new member of the show has kind of been forgotten for a moment. No one can stand her and in the short time she has been there has been rude to just about everyone. Kathy Griffin "Fashion Police"
(and a few days later she was gone)

This Teen Mom only sees her new baby when the cameras are rolling. The rest of the time the baby stays with the paternal grandmother because our Teen Mom is in bad shape with drugs and has split with her significant other also except for when the cameras are rolling. Jenelle Evan

So, the paps are trying their best, but have failed to figure it out so two tabloid reporters have been assigned to follow this newly married couple with the A list movie/television actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee as the groom. Apparently there is a man that has been spotted several times with the wife, but for only brief moments. The paps have seen the man and have photos of him, but have none of him with the wife because she comes out of nowhere, they don’t meet in public and the meetings are usually under two minutes. The best they have got is a fuzzy shot through some dark windows a couple of times. The tabloid reporters have been trying to buy security footage from the places, but either have not had luck or there is nothing good on the video. Is he the lover? A blackmailer? He is definitely out of place. Benedict Cumberbatch and Sophie Hunter

32. MR. X 03/03 **#1**
What B-list actress who had a good shot at being A- list a few years back, has become so delusional that she didn’t notice one of her former co-stars dissing her on Twitter and she took it as a compliment? She and her a-hole husband need to drop all the yes men and pull their heads out of the clouds.
Mo’Nique/Gabourey Sidibe  (diss)

33. MR. X 03/03 **#2**
What foreign born B/C-list actor currently on a historically based cable series, has been posting pics on social media of him and his boyfriend? His PR people are obviously encouraging it, because he’s still at the beginning of his career and not at a point where it would be a setback. Travis Fimmel ("Vikings")

34. MR. X 03/03 **#3**
What A++ list songstress was supposed to be the headliner at NYC Pride’s Dance on the Pier concert last year but organizers were so concerned about the potential traffic nightmare following Bridgegate that she ending up cancelling? Beyoncé

I’m trying to bank some goodwill with you so here’s the second blind in two days. You’ll understand tomorrow. Motherhood hasn’t slowed her down. Not professionally and definitely not when she parties. I mean, some people can use recreationally and it doesn’t become a problem. Maybe that’s why she feels she can do it so openly. For her, she doesn’t act like it’s something she has to hide. Because she was recently hanging out in a hotel, with some friends and a few strangers, and she snorted a few lines, no paranoia, no worries about the fact that while these people certainly knew her, she definitely didn’t know them. This surprised me because she’s never been that girl who’s had drug culture association through her career. She’s not a fixture on the standard party circuit. She doesn’t roll with an LA crowd of club rats. But see? The Celebrity Ecosystem can still fuck up your shit. Anyway, the kid is still small so we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt that she’s not breastfeeding anymore? That’s where it gets kinda sketchy. Scarlett Johansson

The mother of today’s blind item is commonly known in New Orleans as a slumlord by her neighbors. Our blind item and his mother own and manage numerous rental properties in the 504, and word is, they treat their tenants like trash. Don’t believe me.. Ask Birdman. Here’s what a source revealed: "Him and mom are slumlords. They got people living in shit and they don’t care. In front of one of their rented homes, sits a SUV sitting on bricks. They don’t take care of the properties that they rent out." Lil Wayne/Jacida "Cita" Carter

37. BLIND GOSSIP 03/03
This horrifying encounter with a very famous actress and her husband at the time took place several years ago. One day, while working on a project, the actress slept in. One of the members of her staff knocked on her bedroom door and called her name, softly at first, and then louder, to try to awaken her. "It was my responsibility to get her up if she was running late to set." There was no response. The staff person walked into the bedroom and gasped in horror. "It looked like a slaughterhouse! The sheets were soaked with blood. I was sure that [the actress and her husband] had been stabbed to death. I started screaming." The screaming woke up the actress and her husband. "They just sat up, looked at me, and smiled. They were totally casual about it, like there was nothing wrong or weird about it. They told me that it was just blood play and that they had a little too much fun last night but that they were fine. I knew she was a cutter but I didn’t know that she liked to do that with [her husband]." The staff person quit that day. The actress eventually divorced her husband. We do not know if she is still a cutter or if she engages in blood play with her new S.O. Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thornton

Would you watch a family member have sex? This B list reality star/actress/singer watched her celebrity family member the other night. Well, they were sharing the same suite. It freaked out the person who was having sex with the family member because it was not just a passing glance it was full on watching. Julianne And Derek Hough

This still technically married permanent B list mostly movie actor must be in his 40’s. Let me check. Yeah, he is. Anyway, he was hitting on a bunch of college women the other night and told them he could get them parts in his new movie and all they had to do was sleep with him. At least he was direct. One woman actually took him up on it. He does have a new movie but he gets no say about any casting. He always uses this line until someone says yes. Cuba Gooding Jr.

This foreign born probable one album wonder from 2014 had some really bad pot brownies he said. Well his road manager said. Tried to come up with some reason why the singer was running around the hotel hallways naked two nights ago. Sam Smith

This foreign born A list singer from a couple of years ago started off in reality television before hitting it big. She is going to be back again this summer and might move to A list again from her current B- list status with her new song. Anyway, while she was struggling before getting that reality show gig she worked as a webcam model and one of her customers has two hours of footage of her naked that he is trying to sell. Carly Rae Jepsen "Canadian Idol"/forthcoming album "I Really Like You"

This A list mostly movie actor who is doing some pay cable to branch out is married. It didn’t stop him from hitting on his B list mostly movie actress co-star. She turned him down but he has the habit of e-mailing her photos of him in bed with other women or solo naked shots of himself to show her what she could have had. Vince Vaughn/Rachel McAdams "True Detective"

This network reality host is finding it hard to get any real high paying work. It turns out that his A+ list singer ex is calling in lots of favors and says she won’t work with anyone who gives her ex a job. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey

This A list singer who really does that Christmas thing well was without his supposed B+ list actress girlfriend for a birthday vacation. He did have some fun with that male friend of his though who also stayed in the same hotel room. Josh Groban/Kat Dennings

This foreign born B- list mostly television actress has her B list celebrity husband so wrapped around her finger that even though he knows his wife cheated on him with someone our actress has him out there lying for her while she still cheats with the same guy. Elisha Cuthbert/Dion Phaneuf/Joffrey Lupul

This B+ list mostly movie actor has his new movie opening soon. It is kind of a franchise but a first movie. Anyway, the guy is hair challenged and had some kind of new hair transplant that has left a horrible infection on his head. Hat during press interviews? Tom Hardy ("Mad Max: Fury Road")

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/04 **#10**
This former A list mostly movie actress made one bad movie decision. Now she can’t get the same roles she got prior and is dropping quickly to B list. After years of being sober our actress is doing drugs in a big way and has lost a ton of weight off a really skinny frame. Her puppy dog actor boyfriend has been shown the door because she is in definite drink and drug as much as possible mode. Amanda Seyfried ("Lovelace")/Justin Long

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/04 **#11**
She was never really given any credit for her acting. To be fair, she once did have the number one movie in a country. I’m pretty sure it was the only movie being shown in that country at the time. Had to be. The thing is since she has given up acting which was never her main celebrity gig anyway she has become a better actress. She throws out this public image of happiness and that she has the best marriage in the world and everything is sweetness and light. People believe it. People want to believe it. I think she enjoys her marriage about 10% of the time and 90% of that 10% is when she is away from home. If she is home, they rarely sleep in the same room together or even wing of the house. One of them usually him sleeps in the guest house. He can smoke his pot out there all night and try and calm down. The guy has a temper. Lots of verbal abuse. She is the only one who has actually done the hitting. She has hit him several times. He doesn’t work. She works a lot. He has cheated. She has cheated too but don’t tell. She is so much better at hiding her cheating than she was back in the day. She only cheats with people who have as much to lose as she does. She thinks if she divorces that it will ruin the carefully cultivated image she has worked on for the past few years after some really bad PR moves. Plus, her family has issues so she works really hard to look perfect, or at least the relationship.
Actress: Jessica Simpson
Husband: Eric Johnson
Movie: "Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous"
(The film was released in Russia on 9 October 2008 and in Bulgaria on 7 November 2008)

49. BLIND GOSSIP 03/04 **#1**
These pretty girls are two of the hottest models right now. You’ve probably seen photos of them hanging out together. That’s because they are friends. Correction: They WERE friends. Within the past week, they had a giant fight – in which they slung some vicious accusations at each other – and now they hate each other! One of them has even started deleting pics of the other from her social media account. We’ve talked about these two before, and we hate that they’re fighting. Why can’t they just lick and make up?
Model 1: Cara DeLevingne
Model 2: Kendall Jenner (no photos of Cara)

50. BLIND GOSSIP 03/04 **#2**
There are reports that these two male celebrities are feuding. Producers hope that the rumor will drum up more viewers to tune in to this weekly show for the chance to see some sort of crazy, dramatic showdown between the two men. The truth is that they get along just fine. They are competitive… but they like and respect each other a lot. The feud is fake.
TV Show: "The Voice"
Two Guys:
Adam Levine/Pharrell Williams

51. WINE & SASS 03/04
This C-list mostly television actor's dwindling career might be on the upswing. He isn't a bright bulb, but occasionally he has a good idea, and this one idea he told the right person. The actor has an idea for a comedy pilot about winning back his ex, this C-list celebrity who is A-list in her genre. He's already got a spec written for the pilot, and there's heavy interest in this project if his ex signs on, which she is reportedly opening up to since her current project is coming to an end, and she wouldn't mind giving acting a try. The rub? The spec was shopped under his production company. His current wife owns this production company, and supposedly went apeshit nuclear when someone brought the promising project up during a meeting for HER upcoming project. She had no idea what her husband was up to, and no idea he was even talking to his ex. Something she has expressly forbidden. Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"/LeAnn Rimes

Apparently this Real Housewife was given a choice. If she wanted to stay on the show then she had to say the story was made up (it wasn’t) otherwise she would be fired. The producers wanted the accused on the show more than the accuser. Look for one big name to be gone next season though.

Show: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Accuser: Kim Richards
Accused: Lisa Rinna
Story about Lisa’s husband Harry Hamlin

These two really need to have a little talk. The B+ list mostly movie actor is telling friends he isn’t ready to get married and his A list mostly television actress girlfriend told several of her friends this is moving way too fast for her. Yet, the two of them keep going forward with the process. Hopefully they have a talk or it will be faster than a Britney marriage. Joe Manganiello/ Sofia Vergara

Xanax bars by the handful mixed with booze is probably not the way to go for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who loves method acting. His girlfriend tries to keep him out in public so it will be harder for him to use, but he is quite the handful to stop. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth

This weight challenged A list mostly movie actor badly burned himself when a dabbing went wrong. There was an incident with his torch and a stumble by someone and his shirt caught on fire and melted and stuck to his chest. Jonah Hill

This A list singer started off on reality television. She might want to start facing reality. When your husband does agree to travel with you which is rarely, why is it that he insists on separate rooms and never even on the same floor? I guess she is ok with the cheating. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock

This B+ list singer used to be A-. Even though she has a new album, it is not doing well and the only time she sees her kid is when she has nothing else to do that day. By nothing else I mean she has worn herself out from partying and whatever family member is watching her drops her off. Fergie

This is getting out of hand. B list mostly television actress. Hit network show. She has been in and out of this spot frequently, but she might have set a new bar to match the other night. At a charity event she walked up to this B+ list mostly television actress who is also an offspring. The actress walks up to the offspring and says, "I heard you fucked my boyfriend. Stay the fuck away from him." The offspring doesn’t know the guy, never met him or even seen him. Our actress is losing it. Sarah Hyland/Emma Roberts

An actress on that HBO show that everyone loves has always been a little eccentric. She might be a little fired if what she says is true. She says she slept with the boyfriend of the boss at a Christmas party.
Show: "Girls"
Actress: Zosia Mamet
Boss/boyfriend: Lena Dunham/Jack Antonoff

The ex-girlfriend of this former A+ list mostly television actor who went from network to cable tried to kill herself again this past week. Apparently the actor called her and said he wanted to get back together and invited her over and they had sex and started doing drugs and then some other woman called him and wanted to come over so she did and they had a threesome and then the actor decided he liked the other woman better than his ex and kicked her out and threw some hundred dollar bills at her. Charlie Sheen/PROBABLY: Brett Rossi

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/05 **#10**
#1 – I don’t know what the future holds for this B list network reality star who is moving to another reality show on the same network, but I do know that he is having sex with his current co-star, which would lead me to believe he is not having it with his former co-star although it seems current.
B list star: Chris Soules
Old reality show/new reality show: "The Bachelor"/"Dancing With the Stars"
Current co-star: Witney Carson
Former co-star: Whitney Bishoff

#2 – This B list celebrity who is only that high because of the A++listers in her family suffered a really bad bloody nose yesterday while snorting some coke at a fashion week party.

#3- This foreign born A list model who wants to be an actress will tell anyone who listens that she had sex with the bff of the A+ list female singer and that both of them only like women.
Foreign born A list model: Cara Delevingne
BFF of the A+ list female singer: Selena Gomez
A+ list female singer: Taylor Swift

62. WINE & SASS 03/05
After a whirlwind of announcements and publicity at the beginning of the year, this A List Actress has been laying low the past month. Her B List husband has made the news recently, but anything you see of her is from interviews she did months ago or hearsay from others. After a huge altercation with her husband when he found out she unexpectedly ran into an ex, she is having second thoughts about her marriage. He displayed some small signs of jealousy before, but this time things were out of control and scared her. Many of her friends think that he isn't going to be able to handle the level of celebrity she is at and her interacting with males while doing her job. This is an all too common theme in Hollywood when an A List celebrity ends up with someone not as famous as them. Fear of being cheated on, left for a more famous person or being viewed as the "lesser" celebrity from the public-eye can really create problems. He has had blow-ups before, but usually they were quickly worked out and he profusely apologized to her. While those things were happening, he was also very intensely escalating their relationship....a big warning sign to one of her long time A List Best Friends who, coming from experience, tried to warn our actress. But all she has wanted for over a decade was to settle down and seems to end up with men who don't. Her A List ex boyfriend ran into the A List Actress and her close B List (C List talent-wise) friend and he said his relationship was in trouble and how much he missed her. She laughed it off since he treated her terribly and went on her way. When her friend brought up the encounter in a conversation in front of her husband, he lost it and told her that she is going to make a fool of him talking to ex's and people will think she's cheating on him. No one could calm him down and the actress left the house and didn't return until he left to go out of town for work. He has made several attempts to make things right in his own way, but so far, she's staying distant and silent. I hope this doesn't set him off even more.
Actress: Cameron Diaz
Husband: Benji Madden
A list Best Friends: Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Leslie Mann, Stella McCartney, Reese Witherspoon
Last A list boyfriend: A-Rod (Torrie Wilson)

Apparently cheating must run in the family because this married B list female celebrity offspring of A++ list celebrities was spotted sneaking into the backseat of a car that already held a man and indulging in a quick 10 second makeout session before the car started moving. Like father like daughter. Chelsea Clinton (Bill and Hillary Clinton)

This B list singer of one very big hit who is a celebrity offspring is one sick guy, or hates his ex. According to his girlfriend, the girlfriend wore the wedding dress of his ex while having sex with the singer. Robin Thicke (Alan Thicke)/Paula Patton

This former MTV star turned reality star of her own turned actress turned fading celebrity got busted by her significant other when he found out she was hooking up with the married host of this network reality show to which she has a tenuous connection. The host has had his fair share of cheating. It is how he met his wife after all.
MTV reality star: Audrina Patridge
Significant other: Corey Bohan
Married host/show: Jeff Probst "Survivor"

This multiple reality star who appeared on several shows for the same network and one on cable was paid to wear a new line of clothes from a reality star and said it looked like someone spent five minutes on making each one and called them awful. They do look pretty bad.
Multiple reality star:
Reality star: Sonja Morgan "Real Housewives of New York City"

It took about three hours for this C list celebrity to find a new person to pay all her bills and suddenly she has a new "boyfriend," after she dumped her A list celebrity boyfriend. Karrueche Tran/Chris Brown

This former B list television actress from a very popular show back in the day and multiple reality shows and marriages and without children who made the Celebrity Sex Broker list has a minimum fee of $1000 per ten minute lap dance at a club appearance she is going to make in a few weeks.
Actress: Carmen Electra
Show: "Baywatch"

One of the housekeepers for this A+ list director who used to be an A+ list mostly movie actor says his girlfriend is abusing him and the housekeeper filed an elder abuse report. Clint Eastwood/Christina Sandera

Even though this actress is still in her mid-teens she has been acting over a decade. In that tweener world she is probably A- list. In the mainstream world of acting she is probably a B- lister. Sure she has been the lead in a movie but when you are young I don’t know if that counts for as many points on the list. She has been in some very big movies and even has a recurring role on a hot cable show. Anyway, she is already working with her family and PR people to time a coming out announcement with a movie that she is shooting. It will be a big movie with a lot of press tours and promotion and she thinks by coming out she can help other people in their teens who are struggling with the same decision. She will probably be the youngest actress to come out.
Actress: Joey King
Cable show: "Fargo"
Very big movies: "The Dark Knight Rises"; "Oz the Great and Powerful"; "The Conjuring"; "White House Down"
Movie lead: "Ramona & Beezus"
Movie she’s shooting: "Stonewall"

71. MR. X 03/06 **#1**
What bisexual network reality star (who isn’t out publicly yet) who is currently unemployed was spotted making out with another guy at a WeHo club when they were both photographed by someone with an iPhone? Turns out the guy with the iPhone was an undercover paparazzo. The photog was quickly paid off by the reality star’s PR people and the reality star was seen the next night at the same club, this time with his on-again-off-again ex. He still met up with his new guy friend though, he just entered and exited the club with his ex. Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Peta Murgatroyd or Meryl Davis

72. MR. X 03/06 **#2**
What A/B-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee left a Paris Fashion Week show early because he became annoyed with that mother we all hate, who was yakking to her PR goons the whole time on her phone? When she got up to apologize, he was long gone. Jared Leto/Kris Jenner

73. MR. X 03/06 **#3**
What ailing country music icon who might not make it through 2015 was approached at the nursing home he’s currently staying at by a newly employed CNA who told him her mom is his biggest fan and could she take a selfie with him to send to her? Well, some of his family members were soon notified and the CNA was quickly fired from her job. She’s trying to assemble a legal team to sue the family, unaware that they’re strapped for cash. Glen Campbell

74. POPBITCH 03/06
Which Grammy winner used to pay ordinary civilians who took his fancy 200 quid a pop to send him dick pics? (Must have helped while away a lonely hour or two…) Sam Smith

75. BLIND GOSSIP 03/06
This singer’s ex-husband is doing a lot of whining about how awful it was when he found out that the singer was cheating on him with a married male celebrity. What he fails to mention, though, is the fact that his marriage to the singer was a total sham. He is gay, she was his beard, they married out of friendship, and BOTH of them were sleeping with other men during their relationship! The Ex’s anger actually stems from the fact that he lost his posh lifestyle as soon as she divorced him for The Other Guy.
Singer: LeAnn Rimes
[Optional] Ex-Husband: Dean Sheremet
[Optional] The Other Guy: Eddie Cibrian

This married A+ list mostly movie actor who seems to now make the same movie every year is an Academy Award winner/nominee already has two families. Now, I guess he is going for a third because he is cheating on his wife and mistress with another woman and is not even being discreet about it at all. Denzel Washington

This B- list mostly movie actress made the jump to reality television. You are usually hoping to go the other way. I wonder where her parents are because this mid-teens actress was out partying until the middle of the night every night this past week and basically ingested a pharmacy of drugs during it. She is going to be a huge crash and burn. Willow Shields (Primrose Everdeen on "The Hunger Games")/"Dancing With the Stars"

This Pretty Little Liars actress not named Ashley Benson or Lucy Hale was on a recent vacation and the staff at the hotel where she was staying said she was by far the worst celebrity guest they have ever had and she was there for free and still complained non-stop and was rude to everyone and just a horrible person. They say she was in the top 5 worst guests to ever stay at this resort. Janel Parrish in Turks and Caicos

This former Twilight actress has purposely gained about ten pounds to get tabloids to think she is pregnant with that actor boyfriend of hers. She has been trying to get pregnant, but for now just wants the covers and a bunch of pregnancy stories. She isn’t big enough to get a cover. She thinks she is though. Nikki Reed

This former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely even acts any longer. Oh, she did that crap movie with the former A list tweener. That movie sucked. Anyway, our former A+ lister is really taking her spiritual beliefs to a whole other level. When she was married to the A+ list mostly movie actor, I don’t think he would have gone for her shaking an old wooden rattle and chanting a few words every time she goes into a new room.
A+ list actress: Demi Moore
A list tweener/movie: Miley Cyrus "LOL"
A+ list ex-husband: Bruce Willis

The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party. She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly. Miranda Cosgrove "iCarly"

This probably would have stayed inside the exam room, but when our C list celebrity who is married to a foreign born A list movie and television actor was paying her bill with her husband, the receptionist making the C lister’s appointments for the remainder of the pregnancy was confused about the counting. It turns out that the time frame our celebrity told her husband for the pregnancy was off by about a month. So, what she said was two months was actually three. Benedict Cumberbatch & Sophie Hunter

This Victoria’s Secret model who is married to the A list singer/reality guy offered tequila shots to two mid teen girls the other night. When the parents confronted her our model said she didn’t know the parents were there. Umm. Our model didn’t even try and apologize. Behati Prinsloo/Adam Levine

This B list reality star from that A list reality show is waiting for the boss to try and fix everything. There is video of our reality star doing drugs, and it is worse than coke with several naked women. There is going to be a massive price to be paid if there is any hope to squash it. Mid six figures probably.
Reality star: Scott Disick
Reality show: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
Boss: Kris Jenner

This A list mostly movie actor who gets A list because he is a superhero hooked up with a married nurse after a recent charity event at the hospital where she worked. Chris Evans

Apparently this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who came out of nowhere in that Oscar movie a few years back and now seems to do more modeling than acting has been having trouble getting much acting work. She is not the best actress, but apparently the fact she refused to have sex with her A list mostly movie actor co-star from that huge CGI box office draw they starred in together not that long ago has caught up with her. The actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was upset with her reasons. She said it was because she was dating an actor boyfriend, but she had just cheated on him with another actor our A lister knows very well.
Actress: Freida Pinto
Oscar movie: "Slumdog Millionaire"
A list co-star: James Franco
Movie: "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"
Actor boyfriend: Dev Patel
A list actor she cheated with: Stephen Dorff

Apparently this skeevy one album wonder just watched his much younger girlfriend have sex with a girl still in high school and didn’t actually have sex with her too. Robin Thicke

This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is more interested in other things now than always acting was out of town last week to hook up with his favorite contact who supplies the suckers and also supplies him with sex which his wife doesn’t do very often. Warren Beatty/Annette Benning (movie about Howard Hughes the industrialist)

That rapper turned actor who still looks like a kid all these years later is supposed to be getting married. His girlfriend should get her ring looked at though because the diamond isn’t real. He couldn’t afford the one she wanted but she thinks the diamond is real and shows it off all the time. Shad Moss a.k.a. Bow Wow/Erica Mena (one of the reasons they split)

This Teen Mom who has been in the news a lot lately was supposed to be in court recently. The thing is though, she has to submit to a drug test to move forward and she can’t do that right now and get a clean result. She is going to be 0-2 pretty soon. Jenelle Evans

This A-/B+ list singer turned reality star turned just trying to get work or tracks was out with her kid(s) the other day at a booze event and our waste of space mom got so hammered that she fell over a table after staggering into it. Hey, at least the event provided her a driver to get home with the kid(s). Christina Milian

This B list mostly television actress had a great run on that network comedy that had two lives. Kind of. Now she is set to move up to A list with that almost television show and while she has been out promoting it her husband has been cheating on her.
Actress: Ellie Kemper
Show: "The Office" (both U.S. version and UK version)
New show: "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"

This recent Academy Award winner/nominee is a serial cheater. He loves movie sets because he can control when his wife is allowed to visit so he gets to have sex without too much hiding. Well, except for now because his A list mostly movie actress co-star thinks it is awful and said she would call his wife if she sees him cheat so he has to use a hotel room away from the set.
Serial cheater: Ethan Hawke
Co-star: Julianne Moore
Movie: "Maggie’s Plan"

It is always the quiet ones who make the most noise. Despite her very young age this actress is actually an Academy Award winner/nominee. She is in Paris this week and was at a dinner after a show and was having fun and she and a guy she met literally at the beginning of the dinner had sex in a tiny office. They thought they were being quiet but the office was between the restrooms and everyone in the hall outside and in either restroom could hear them having sex. Hayley Steinfield "True Grit"

This model turned celebrity turned really bad potential actress who has dreams of being a reality star has A+ list name recognition. She has also been earning money for her A- list celebrity business partner/washed up actor/music video director. The thing is, he has been keeping 100% of the money for himself and she is getting ticked off. He really does not want her mad at him. Amber Rose/Nick Cannon

For the first time I can remember this A list singer in a group and solo was openly hitting on men the other night. She is married although there have been problems for years in the marriage, but this is the first time it looked like she has given up. I’m guessing she just has no more fight in her to save it. Gwen Stefani

Hey at least this former B list mostly movie actor turned promoter didn’t actually do a line of coke until after he got out of the event for kids. His girlfriend wouldn’t let him. If she had not been there he would have for sure. I really don’t see what she sees in the guys she dates.

98. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/09 **#10**
This A list mostly movie actress turned A list television actress had to get a tooth replaced after her husband knocked it out. Well, most of it. He hit her with a book he was holding and it left a little part of the tooth. Their fights are crazy. Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez

#1 – The offspring of this former A+ list mostly movie actor/actress couple has been having issues with sobriety but doing a really good job. One thing she is doing a lot of is spending time at a sex club. She is into some serious pain. Tallulah Belle Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis)

#2 – This A list comic actor cheated on his wife and he is now cheating on his girlfriend. Oh, wait he cheated on her before too. Hey, at least he is funny. Chris Rock

#3 – This foreign born GOT actor who does movies too had some one on one time with a male escort while he was out of the US recently. It is the only time he indulges with the same sex. Kit Harington

100. LAINEY GOSSIP 03/09
Theirs is known as one of the most solid show business marriages. Both of them are talented. Both of them work steadily. Both are well-respected. Both can be rather high-brow though they’ve tried at blockbusters and secretly aspire to big movie status without the big movie star lifestyle though, seeing as they do try to live under the radar. Which works for him because he steps out on her all the time. Sometimes it’s with civilians. One time it was with a young actress with mesmerising eyes and the hair of an angel. It was dirty and undercover, just like their subject matter. So when you see him in movies, and he always plays the skeevy older creep? It’s not exactly a stretch.
Husband: Peter Sarsgaard
Wife: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Young Actress: Amanda Seyfried
Movie: "Lovelace"

101. NY POST/PAGE SIX 03/09
1. Which foreign diplomat appointed by President Obama is enjoying his or her posting abroad a bit too much? The parties thrown at the diplomat’s residence are becoming so wild, word is starting to filter back to DC. Lets hope the parties are not being thrown on the US taxpayers’ dime.

2. Which movie has got such bad reviews that, at a recent premiere, publicists would only allow the talent to talk to bloggers rather than traditional media outlets? "Serena" or "Chappie"

3. Which executives at a recent festival were surprised to be driven around town by a female driver who moonlights as a "masseuse," and ended each ride by saying, "Are you sure there isn’t anything else I can do for you?" CBS executives promoting "NCIS: New Orleans" during Mardi Gras

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#1**
There is nothing like helping your daughter battle sobriety by taking her to a bar where you proceed to get hammered while everyone encourages her to have a drink and be fun. Nice job of parenting from this former A+ list mostly movie actress who used to turn tricks for coke back in the day when she was on her meteoric rise. Demi Moore/Tallulah Willis

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actor always plays the bad guy. In real life he is married to a B list mostly movie actress. She has been traveling a lot and while she has been traveling he has been having sex with the nanny. The nanny says she even sleeps over and shares the family bed. Peter Sarsgaard/Maggie Gyllenhaal

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#3**
This B list mostly movie actress who dropped to C- and would have been lower except everyone has seen her movies, is back to B- list if you stream shows. Anyway, at a charity event the other night she was badly needed but kept taking breaks which consisted of her drinking from a flask and smoking something that was not pot or tobacco. Natasha Lyonne "Orange Is the New Black"

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#4**
This former B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show moved all the way to A list mostly movie actor. Now, he is probably A-/B+ list in both movies and television. While filming a hit television show last year, our married actor was introduced to a model. He has been following her all over the world "mentoring" her. Yeah, because he knows so much about modeling. Woody Harrelson/Simona Krainová

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#5**
This mother/daughter duo got into a horrible fight the other night. The mother who is a permanent A list celebrity and maybe even A+ accused her C+ list celebrity daughter of being on drugs. The daughter has had some issues. It runs in the family. The daughter is on drugs, lots of them but managed to convince mom she wasn’t. Good thing dad wasn’t there. He knows how to spot it. Christie Brinkley/Alexa Ray Joel/Billy Joel

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#6**
After a panel discussion about the show, two members of the cast from this HBO hit were overheard talking outside while waiting for their cars. It was basically a four or five minute rant about the lead actress/boss of the show. I don’t know how they manage to all keep filming without it all exploding in hate.

Cast members: Andrew Rannells and Alex Karpovsky
Boss: Lena Dunham
Show: "Girls"

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10 **#7**
She seems perfectly normal on the outside. Better than normal. She is smart and gorgeous and frequently smiles. She seems to have it all together. She is a mom and a reality star on a long long running hit reality show that has several spin offs and is NOT on E! and she has made it to the A list level. Underneath though are secrets. Some from her past which she never discusses but have made her who she is. There were the frequent sexual assaults and molesting that happened when she was younger. I once saw someone come up behind her and just lightly touch her on her back and she turned around and freaked out and told the person to never touch her again. It was perfectly innocent and an attempt to get her attention for something. She realized how much she freaked and apologized and said she really didn’t like to be touched when she was not expecting it. She has some issues in her personal life and one of her high profile exes of which there are several, hired a private detective to follow her. He wanted to see if she was being a good parent. It turns out she is a good parent, but does not spend much time with her child. What was more shocking though were some of the interviews the private investigator did. This was a no expenses spared type of thing and would make for a great movie because there were people interviewed who say she poisoned someone who died and another person who was blackmailed by her and another person who said that our reality star checks her phone every five to ten minutes all day and night until she falls asleep to see how much her total worth is and her mood is dependent on whether it is up or down. Another person said they had never met anyone who was as tense as the reality star. Never relaxes a muscle. The smiles are apparently forced. One of her high profile exes says even though they were together for years she was always very formal with him and that she was mechanical and almost going through life in a daze.
Reality star: Padma Lakshmi
Show: "Top Chef"
Ex who hired private detective: Adam Dell (father of Krishna Thea Lakshmi-Dell)
Exes: Salman Rushdie, Nur Khan, Theodore Forstmann, Vikram Chatwal, Richard Gere

109. MR. X 03/10 **#1**
Why have that A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee and that A-list pop singer been hanging out so often (no they’re not dating)? Well, it looks like she might appear in his next movie, one that definitely win him some big awards. Leonardo DiCaprio/Rihanna

110. MR. X 03/10 **#2**
What C-list athlete who is currently unemployed at the moment has been sending death threats to that B-list rapper linked to one of his exes? The athlete has also been sending stories to the tabloids about possible hook-ups with his ex… which never happened. He’s beyond delusional at this point… Lamar Odom/French Montana/Khloé Kardashian

111. MR. X 03/10 **#3**
"She’s always been so full of shit, I’m not surprised she’s tossin’ these lies around. He wrote that role for ME!" – B-list actress currently on a hit TV show about the actress who is saying she was up for her part.

B- list actress: Taraji P. Henson
Actress: Mo’Nique
Show: "Empire"

112. MR. X 03/10 **#4**
What closeted singer and former tweener turned successful (so far) solo artist had his pick of the litter of male escorts at an event over the weekend? Apparently some of the escorts took photos, and his PR people swooped down and made them sign a cease & desist letter. Last night though, as a form of damage control, the singer trotted out his soon-to-be-ex beard last night. Nick Jonas/Olivia Culpo

113. MR. X 03/10 **#5**
What B/C-list actress who was recently on a hit HBO show and has moved on to other non-acting things debuted her new (and bad) facelift last night at an NYC movie premiere?
Debi Mazar/"Entourage" and "Extra Virgin" (cooking show with her husband)

114. BLIND GOSSIP 03/10 **#1**
Here’s an interesting foursome of celebrities. Two actors, one model, one singer. Singer and Actor 1 were dating last year. Now, they never actually admitted they were dating. They simply said they were "collaborating" on some music. Whatever. If "collaborations" include sleepovers, they were collaborating. Everything was going fine until Singer accused Actor 1 of cheating on Singer with Actor 2. Actor 1 denied it. Big fight. Singer and Actor 1 broke up. Actor 1 and Actor 2 continued dating for a while, but have since broken up. Enter the Model. Singer and Model recently admitted that they are dating. Then they admitted that they have actually been dating for several months. Now, here’s the interesting part: The time frame that they give is a lie. The truth is that at the same time that Singer was crying crocodile tears about Actor 1’s cheating ways, Singer was also cheating… with the Model!
BONUS CLUE: All four celebrities are female.
BONUS CLUE: Actor 1 and Actor 2 each star on separate TV series.
Model: Cara Delevigne
Singer: St Vincent (Annie Clark)

Actor 1: Carrie Brownstein "Portlandia"
Actor 2: Taylor Schilling "Orange Is the New Black"

115. BLIND GOSSIP 03/10 **#2**
These parents have said that they don’t want their child/ren in the spotlight. If they were being truthful, they would say that they don’t want their child/ren in the spotlight… unless they receive a lot of MONEY for it! They believe that a recent big payday for their family needs to be reallocated… in their favor. They think that their child/ren should receive more money than several other members of the family. They have gone to those family members and shown them their version of math to try to convince them that taking a pay cut is really in that family member’s own best interest ("If our child/ren appears, we’ll ALL make more money!"). When that doesn’t work, the parents argue with the reticent family member ("We’re only thinking about the good of the family! Why are YOU being so selfish?") Not surprisingly, each discussion has resulted in an fight and a rejection. As of right now, NONE of the other relatives are willing to cut their share to appease the parents, and the infighting continues.
Kris Jenner signed $100 million dollar deal with E! for "Keeping Up With the Kardashians." Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick, Khloé Kardashian, Kylie Jenner and Kris Jenner to take less money than them. Rob Kardashian has been fired.

116. WINE & SASS 03/10
From the whisperings coming out of this movie set, I'd say this marriage won't last long. A+ List Actor and now A List Actress who was a B List prior to getting into this relationship. I was surprised to hear all the talk around this since I always thought she was the aloof one and he was chasing her. Not so. Her team has been on the phone trying to find him for weeks. No response and she isn't getting her work done on set because she's too focused on tracking him down. No one knows where he is and considering who he is, he probably is good with places to go to get away from it all...or someone. His ex thinks it's hilarious and mentioned she might know where he is, but it's slipped her mind and she might think of it soon, check back with her. I think this is a Mid-Life Crisis Fail, for sure. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard/Vanessa Paradis

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#1**
Behind the scenes this foreign born B list celebrity has a very close ally in trying to force someone off a show so our foreign born celebrity can be a replacement. No matter what she says, our B lister loves fame and needs it and will do anything to be on television. The person in her sights really needs to worry about what is going to be leaked to the media about her.

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#2**
Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor who is almost back down to A is not so clean and sober. A recent accident where he suffered a nasty burn while wasted shows that. This is really going to inconvenience his actress wife who has been enjoying her girlfriend the past few weeks. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#3**
I guess technically this guy is a celebrity chef but he never actually cooks. He does a million other things but doesn’t cook or even own a restaurant. Whenever he goes out of town his wife always goes with him, but for his last jaunt she couldn’t and of course he cheated. He always does when she is not there. He thinks that when she does not go that it is her giving him permission. Anthony Bourdain

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#4**
This former reality star and current C+ list celebrity who is bff with an A+ list reality star was telling everyone at a party this past week that she found a guy who she thinks wants to marry her and she can stop hustling and won’t have to do the Med this summer. The guy is really rich. More rich than the bff’s husband. So, of course the bff wants to put a stop to this. She likes being the only one of the pair that has had success. Brittny Gastineau/Luis Miguel/Kim Kardashian

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#5**
This former A list singer (in a group-B+ list solo) can’t get any traction with any records. She also is not loving her new role as spokesperson for a fragrance. She hates the way it smells and threw away most of the sample boxes they gave her. The other boxes were given to her domestic help. She does love the paycheck though.
Fergie  Avon "Outspoken Fresh"

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#6**
She does workout. A little. 15 minutes a day at the most. She says she works out for hours each day. The truth though is this A list reality star from that A list reality show everyone should hate spends most of the time at the gym drinking coffee, chain smoking and playing on her phone. Her main secret to losing weight is her old friend coke. She does a ton of it. She thinks she has everyone fooled with a few workout selfies. Khloé Kardashian

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress from a very very hit ensemble show back in the day has played that character again and some that did not work out so well. Another thing that did not work out well was her attempt to get up from a chair by the pool at a hotel last weekend. Wasted on pills and booze she had to be helped back to her room by her boyfriend and staff and she fell down a few times on the pool deck and suffered some nasty gashes/scrapes. Heather Locklear (twice on "Melrose Place")

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#8**
With his show in danger of getting canceled, it probably would have been a better idea for this former A+ list mostly television actor to show up sober to an event with his boss there. Our actor just has a self-destructive personality.

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#9**
Why yes, that was this former B+ list mostly television actor from a very hit pay cable show turned B+ list mostly movie actor in the back of a movie theatre. Yes, that was a man who moved from four seats away to right next to our actor during the movie and who moved back to his original seat right before the movie ended. It is getting more difficult for in the closet actor to hide and his actress beard will only help him for so long because she doesn’t know she is acting as a beard. Joe Manganiello ("True Blood")/Sofia Vergara

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/11 **#10**
Largely the drama that has been unfolding on this film set has been kept under wraps. They have a great PR team and the film has been shooting overseas so it is not that easy to do much digging. Here is what was found though, with a little digging. Our star is beloved by millions as a sexy male lead. The fact that he is dumber than a box of rocks is irrelevant to his loyal fans. One thing he loves most is having sex with his co-star or someone who is at least in the opening credits and not some extra or a person with a walk on role. Our actor is married and A+ list in this particular role and probably A-/B+ in all others because he has been all miss outside of the role. Our actor thought his co-star would be open to an arrangement during filming. He has always had a crush on her. She rebuffed him though. Everyone loves her and he is just one of many to try and win her affections. He called her some nasty names and then ordered producers to find him someone who would sleep with him and to replace his co-star. They wouldn’t so our actor faked an injury. Twice. Finally the producers and our actor reached a compromise. The co-star would stay but a new role would be added. Our actor had final say over casting and the actress knows exactly why she is there and her acting talent is secondary.

Actor: Daniel Craig (Rachel Weisz
Co-star: Monica Bellucci
New actress: (PROBABLY) Stephanie Sigman
Movie: "Spectre"

127. BLIND GOSSIP 03/11
He has been spending money for the past couple of years as if he is a big rock star with huge world tours. The reality is that most people would be hard pressed to name more than one of his songs. This singer’s ego is larger than his bank account balance, but he just keeps right on spending! He isn’t broke (yet) but we don’t know how he is going pay off his various legal obligations. Maybe he can ask Mommy and Daddy to bail him out. Robin Thicke (Alan Thicke/Gloria Loring) (Lost Marvin Gaye lawsuit)

128. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#1**
This comedienne turned reality host is trying to pretend she is innocent. She isn’t. She is the one who suggested it and said it first. She just wants the whole thing for herself and thinks this is the way. She is trouble. She is not the lovable person everyone thinks she is. Kathy Griffin "Fashion Police"/Giuliana Rancic remark

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#2**
Talk about a spurned woman getting her revenge. This former B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show turned movie has been living out of the US for quite some time. A few years ago she was doing a play and was turned down by this foreign born actor who is for now at least an A lister in the movies and has a pretty popular television show too.. She hit on him constantly and he turned her down repeatedly and she thought he was rude about it and now that he is famous she is getting her revenge.
Kim Cattrall "Sex and the City"/Jamie Dornan "Fifty Shades of Grey"  Kim Cattrall's statement

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#3**
The Teen Mom who is the drug addict has been hooking up with a crew member from the show. After they hooked up again in the past day in her hotel she taunted her maybe ex by holding up a hand. See, our Teen Mom is a lefty in bed so during sex keeps her left hand bare. It’s the only time she does this. Jenelle Evans

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#4**
This Bachelor contestant from the most recent season was not looking for love as much as she was for publicity. Shocker I know. She was a fan favorite because of a touching story and she is set to come out. She was just waiting to see if she would be cast as The Bachelorette first. Yes, she would have gone through that. Fame first. Kelsey

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#5**
That foreign born B+ list singer wannabe actress we all know and don’t really love had about ten positive pregnancy tests piled up in her hotel bathroom trash can yesterday. All different brands and all the same result. I can’t imagine her boyfriend being a father. Rita Ora/Ricky Hilfiger

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#6**
This B list offspring/actor is being shunned by the people he thought were his closest friends. They have not been very nice at all since he told them he is gay. His celebrity parents have been really supportive but are in damage control mode too because of some associations to which they belong which require these kinds of things need to be kept secret. Jaden Smith (Will and Jada Smith) "Scientology"

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#7**
This married singer/actor/reality guy who has A list name recognition picked up a woman at a green room the other night and had her wait in his dressing room until after the show. He hooked up with her in his dressing room after the show before heading home to the wife. Harry Connick Jr. "Jimmy Kimmel Live"

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#8**
This in the closet actor who starred in that almost network hit show for years, doesn’t have the energy to find a new beard to talk about for his new show so he is going to go with the line that he is focused on the show and searching for the right woman line for the next six months. Maybe his co-star will be up for the gig.
Actor: Chace Crawford
Former show: "Gossip Girl"
New show: "Boom"
Co-star: Rebecca Rittenhouse

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#9**
With her marriage collapsing and constant fights, this A list mostly television actress from a very hit network show has been hiding from the public. She does not even go workout any longer or even do her other favorite outdoor activity. She missed a really big deal this week too because of what is going on in her personal life.
Kaley Cuoco

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#10**
You have to give points for creativity. This former almost A list mostly movie actress turned movie of the week (sort of) superstar/escort has started charging guys extra if they want to have sex with her in her trailer while it is on the set of her new disaster. Tara Reid "Sharknado 3"

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/12 **#11**
It is sad. It s always sad when someone with as much talent as this actress, gets hooked on some really bad drugs. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Beautiful. She has offspring. She also uses heroin almost everyday and spends about $500 a day on the drug. When you think about how someone very close to her died it makes this even more tragic. There she was the other day trying to celebrate an ad campaign that made her look even more beautiful. The classic look from her that people have come to know so well. She is a shell of that person now. She is probably B+. A few years ago before she really started using frequently she would have been A-. She has been in movies and television. She made her fame in television. She showed off her acting skills as a movie actress. The other night under the harsh lights, there was not enough body makeup to cover the tracks on her legs. There they were on the back of them as she tried an awkward sideways walk down the red carpet. People asked to each other why she didn’t wear pants. Did she think they wouldn’t notice? She was a mess. Shaking from being out of the country and not being able to get as much as she usually could. Trying to make do with other things. She had to be there. She thought no one would notice anything different about her. They did. Michelle Williams ("Suite Française" premiere)/Heath Ledger died of overdose

139. BLIND GOSSIP 03/12 **#1**
You may have seen these two athletes going at each other on social media. It seems like they really hate each other, right? No, we’re not talking about Mayweather v. Pacquiao. We’re talking about two female athletes. And they don’t hate each other. They are actually just doing advance PR. They are currently negotiating an event in which they will face off against each other. They are both smart women, and they know that the more they hype this as a personal battle… the more people will tune in… and the bigger their payday will be! The upcoming Mayweather v. Pacquiao "Fight of the Century" is a very good example of this PR strategy. Ronda Rousey and Lalia Ali

140. BLIND GOSSIP 03/12 **#2**
Blockbuster Girl has starred in some blockbuster movies and has won a major award. Indy Girl tends to do smaller films and has never won that same award. Indy Girl recently took aim at Blockbuster Girl with a nasty, unprovoked verbal swipe. Blockbuster Girl had an interesting reaction when she found out. She didn’t get angry or upset. She simply looked puzzled and said, "But Indy Girl doesn’t even know me. She’s never worked with me." Then added, "…. aaaand, given her comment, it looks like she never will!" Everyone laughed. Blockbuster Girl tends to have a good sense of humor about haters.
Blockbuster Girl: Jennifer Lawrence
Indy Girl: Chloë Sevigny

141. BLIND GOSSIP 03/12 **#3**
Remember we told you a few months ago about an actress who would not commit to a famous actor until he cleaned up his act? Well, he promised to do so, took all the right steps toward keeping that promise, and the two entered into a formal relationship. However, they are not living happily ever after. Why not? Because he’s dirty again. In fact, he is dirty in almost every way possible! Let’s start with his personal hygiene. That’s taken a total dive. Our film star actually thinks it’s funny when people back away from him because he smells bad. However, that’s the least of his problems. The bigger issue is that his sobriety is completely gone, and he is now back to being wasted every day. That’s the real reason he recently got hurt. However, if you tend to believe the silly cover stories some publicists tell ("He broke his jaw because he slipped on a puddle while he was totally sober!"), you’ll believe his, too. How does his better half feel about all this? Well, she’s frantic. She really loves him and cares about him, but he started avoiding her as soon as he started using again. He knows he screwed up. He just doesn’t want anyone to confront him about it. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard

142. MR. X 03/13 **#1**
As far as stage moms from hell, this one is probably the worst and she’s not named Dina or Kris. However, some recent actions she did might get her into legal trouble. Her daughter, an almost A-list former tweener, complained to her mom about her former costar making fun of her on this web series and posting some truth about her diva antics on their now cancelled show. Mommy dearest then pulled a Jerry Lewis and personally called up the costar and threatened her that if she ever said anything bad about her daughter again she would call up a friend of Chicago to come over to her house and break her kneecaps. The costar was so scared she installed security cameras in her house and hired a lawyer. I really hope she sues the pants off the mom.
A-list tweener: Jennette McCurdy
Co-star: Ariana Grande
Web series: What’s Next For Sarah

143. MR. X 03/13 **#2**
What A-/B+ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee has been trying for months to hook up with this B-list actress from that almost TV show which is starting back up again soon? He definitely has a type. Don’t be shocked if you see these two out together in public soon.
Actor: Jared Leto
Actress: Taylor Schilling
Show: "Orange Is The New Black"
Taylor and Jared look alike

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#1**
This A list comedian/now looking for work actor was throwing out every line he could at women the other night with absolutely no luck at all. At least ten women flat out refused his advances. To show them he could get a woman he called someone he pays for sometimes and she showed up. Our A lister then walked around the bar with her like he was showing off a trophy. George Lopez

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#2**
This former MTV star turned host is involved in a show with terrible ratings. I guess it does help to sleep with several of the executives. Everyone is happy. Well, she is kind of happy. She wants primetime, but no one is going to give her that no matter who she sleeps with because she is just not that good. Adrienne Bailon "The Real"

146. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#3**
This really bad actress turned reality star who is married with kid(s) was recently told by doctors to stop using coke after she tested positive. Apparently she is using it multiple times a day and combining it with booze too. No one knows whether her husband is too. Tori Spelling

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#4**
Animal Control was recently called to the residence of this Teen Mom star because of complaints from two neighbors. There had been non-stop barking for several hours and two of the neighbors looked through the garage windows and saw three animals locked in cages on a really hot day. Animal Control did not respond until the next day. The neighbors said the animals were locked in for about 10 hours after they first looked through the windows. The Teen Mom said the film crew wanted them out of the house, but there had been no filming that day so that makes no sense. Animal Control left her with a warning. Jenelle Evans

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#5**
The celebrity ex-girlfriend of this A list singer got a nasty surprise the other day. A man showed up at her place to repo her car. She thought it had been bought for and put in her name. Nope. It is in the singer’s name and to get back at her he called the repo guy to go get it. Karrueche Tran/Chris Brown

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#6**
Apparently the breakdown of this relationship between this former B list network reality star on a very hit show turned B- list celebrity who just can’t get any of her projects to really catch on and her girlfriend was because our celebrity got drunk again and beat her girlfriend down. As in knocked her out cold. I don’t know why the girlfriend didn’t call the police, but the big check our celebrity offered probably helped. Jillian Michaels

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#7**
KINDNESS: This foreign born actress is B list. She is on a very very hit show that airs in the US and also on a couple of shows in her home country. Oh, and she also finds time to star in what should be a blockbuster movie. With that incredibly busy schedule you would not blame her if she just stayed home to rest but she volunteers as a teacher’s assistant 10-15 hours a week at a school very close to her house. Sophie McShera (Daisy on "Downton Abbey") (Bryony West on "The Job Lot") (Drisella on "Cinderella")

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#8**
It’s really interesting that this foreign born A list movie/television actor has only been married a short time and already changed his will and had a trust drafted that only needs a signature when the child is born. His wife is the one who made the appointments and got him to sign everything. She says she just wants to be protected. I can understand that, but she was talking to lawyers the same day they got married about getting the documents to her. I wonder if he was scared on his honeymoon. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/13 **#9**
She is a celebrity. If you have a couple hundred thousand followers on Twitter, how high does that get you on the list? She has done some acting but it is the kind of stuff anyone of you could get if you came out here for a few months. If you have been naked like she has, then it is even easier. She does some reality television hosting. Mostly reality television that is guy centric again because of her love of getting naked. I know a lot of names but I had to look her up. That being said if you are a person who watches her shows you are going to know it in a second. Wow, long winded description, but it is hard when they are just flitting around the edges because those people do so many things. Not always the getting naked at the drop of a hat thing, but they do a lot of things. You have to earn a buck somehow. That is what she thinks she is doing and what brings us to the blind. If you thought she was hard to describe, the family is even harder. I could give two clues that would tell you in an instant who it is. For now, lets say they have a connection to Bravo, the channel. Do you remember when Bravo was nothing but performances from The Metropolitan Opera and art house flicks? Then one day they aired Queer Eye and all that went right out the window. Back when our celebrity was making her name she was getting naked and a member of our family happened to be flipping through a magazine that featured her and decided he wanted to meet her. He didn’t care that he was married. He had his choice of women that worked for him or wanted to be his mistress but he went after this woman. She knew who he was and she was willing to be his mistress but she had a big condition. He offered her money, but she wanted to be on the company payroll and be a public figure for the company. She would just get paid a lot more than normal. He agreed and because of this her face is much more known than her name. Everything was great for a few years, but then she wanted more and she was not getting more except for more magazine getting naked offers. So, she told him that she wanted to host some reality shows and he made it happen. This went on for a few years but then he found someone else he liked and tried to break it off with our celebrity. She could keep her jobs that he found her. Well, a short time after that she learned she was going to lose a few of her jobs and he also put out the word to other like minded men in the community that he would take it personally if they started seeing our celebrity. Well, with several of her income streams being cut off she decided to fight back. She has lots and lots of proof about their relationship, but he doesn’t care if she talks about their affair. That wouldn’t bring the family down. She does have something else though and she sent him an e-mail with some very damning documents. Documents that would cause the man to lose the empire the family built and would see several of them go to jail. One of them would look hilarious going to jail. I would so love that. I would pay to see that actually. Our celebrity was crafty. Not only did she send it to the man, but she also sent the same e-mail to the entire family and also attached a bunch of photos of her together with the man. Naked. Lots of naked photos of the two of them. Just so they would know how she got the documents or at least photos of the documents. Some of the family wants to pay her and some want to kill her. All of them want to make sure the feds know nothing about any of this. Sara Jean Underwood or Carrie Keegan

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#1**
KINDNESS: This person has been the subject of some blind items for her bad behavior but she redeemed some of that this past week. Our pint sized rapper who might not have any original body parts remaining, was at an event. She was getting paid and only had to stay a couple of hours. She stayed seven hours so every single fan could get a photo with her and she talked to each one too. The total was close to 1,000 people. Lil Kim   At Milk River

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#2**
This B+ list reality judge who used to be a reality star then was a singer and then was an actress was at an event the other day and was introduced as being on the reality show in which she appears. She went ballistic. When she came off the stage she ripped the organizers and told them she is an actress first and foremost and that she would not be doing any more work for the company that had just paid her. She will be egging for work in a couple of years. Julianne Hough  "AOL BUILD Speaker Series"

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#3**
Although this closeted former tweener turned A- list singer is sober now she loves when the women she is with are big time users of drugs or booze. That is her thing. She has no interest in being with any woman who is sober. When she used to be with guys it was the other way around. She had to be wasted. Miley Cyrus

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#4**
BANI SIGHTING:  I was scrolling through some outtake photos yesterday from an event and saw Bani in one of them talking to a B list mostly television actress who has been in this space frequently since her hit ensemble show ended and she stopped getting that nice paycheck. She would be the third actress from the show to get paid that way. Diana Agron "Glee"

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#5**
This former B list model turned celebrity when she started dating this A list rapper and then marrying another one dashed out of a security line at the airport this week and threw something glass in a trashcan because you could hear it shatter. She then made a thorough search of her purse before getting back in line. Amber Rose/Kanye West/Wiz Khalfia

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/14 **#6**
This closeted part-time reality star from that MTV show that never stops giving and generally focuses exclusively on women spent the past three days with his closeted boyfriend and yes, that was our reality star getting injected in the gym the other day with steroids. Someone from "Teen Mom"

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#1**
For the past two years, this former A list mostly television actress turned celebrity turned reality star for a paycheck has been earning $20K a week for a two hour session with a man. It ended recently but she got a huge bonus. Pamela Anderson/Sam Simon  (banned from his funeral)

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#2**
This very attractive B list singer didn’t want to have tracks badly enough to want to have sex with this really short celebrity who used to be with an A+ list singer turned recluse. So, the producer started trashing her to every person he can think of to try to get her to give in to his demands. Considering our B lister used to be with one of the celebrity’s best friends just makes it super creepy.

B list singer: Ciara
Producer: Jermaine Dupri
A+ list singer recluse: Janet Jackson
Celebrity’s best friend: Future

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#3**
This former tween actress was on a very hit network family show. Since then she has watched her former cast mates have a resurgence in popularity, but not her. So, she has decided to go in completely the opposite route and has shot five pornos which she thinks will be in big demand because she is attracting quite the following because of her recent risque behavior. Maitland Ward/"Boy Meets World"

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#4**
This former A list singer in a group, turned actress, turned B list solo actress who had some very big problems with the law was popping hillbilly heroin the other night like crazy before getting violent and trashing her dressing room. She then gave a truly awful performance. I thought she was off that downward spiral. Courtney Love

163. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#5**
I wonder if this A+ list mostly movie actor knows or even suspects that his bff/A+ list mostly movie actor hooked up with the A+ lister in her own mind more than once.
A+ list actor: Ben Affleck
bff/A+ list actor: Matt Damon
A+ lister: Jennifer Lopez

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#6**
When this former A list celebrity/B list reality star turned B list celebrity with A list name recognition got engaged the other day, the ring was paid for by her mom. Bristol Palin/Sgt. Dakota Meyer/Sarah Palin

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/15 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit pay cable show which aired just under 100 episodes who is now the same character in every movie in which she appears, was chain smoking the other night but only taking a puff or two before tossing it away. Ten seconds later she would do the same thing. Pacing and shaking. Something she wants to tell us? She went through two packs like this in under an hour. Sarah Jessica Parker/"Sex and the City" (possible divorce or pregnant)

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#1**
Leave it to her to cause havoc in Hermes. This MTV staple/part-time hooker berated her boyfriend/sugar daddy in Hermes NYC this weekend when he would not drop $75K on a crocodile Birkin for her. She had to settle for a bag that cost just under $10K. Not even a thank you from her. The guy who waited on them said she was awful. Farrah Abraham
 San Diego real estate agent Simon Saran

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#2**
He might have said he changed his ways but this foreign born former A+ list tweener turned A- list singer who needs a new hit record soon, insisted as part of his appearance at a recent Vegas event that all the women who served his table must be open to having sex with him. Apparently there was no trouble finding those women. With him? Really? Justin Bieber

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#3**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This B list mostly television actor from a long running network show now gone, turned DJ who really does not need to do either to be richer than most of the world, is married, but when he was out of town working this weekend he spent a lot of time working a college student he met earlier in the day. Not like our actor is a stranger to cheating. Balthazar Getty/"Brothers & Sisters" (had affair with Sienna Miler while married)/At SXSW

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#4**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This foreign born A- list celebrity who also does acting, didn’t show up for an event where he was scheduled to make an appearance. An apparent slip in his sobriety. He has been having quite a few of those lately. Sixth Street at night is probably not the best place to stay sober. Russell Brand

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#5**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This former B+ list mostly movie actor who was in that huge franchise that seemed to film for two decades, turned quirky television actor, almost got into a huge fight with a guy at The Iron Bear. Apparently a patron mispronounced the actor’s first name a few times and our actor slapped the guy on the face. Not a good idea. The actor was soon surrounded by five or six other guys before someone managed to break it up. Elijah Wood ("Lord of the Rings") ("Wilfred")

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#6**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This OITNB actress down in Austin for something else wins the partier of the day award. If you ever wanted to be flashed by a B- lister and made out with, whether you are male or female, then the other night was your night. Hopefully the nasty gash on her arm from the drunken fall she took on the restroom floor will be ok soon. Natasha Lyonne/"Hello, My Name is Doris"

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#7**
South by Southwest (SXSW): KINDNESS: This B list mostly television actor from that network comedy that seems to have had a million homes/part-time host gave a ride to five attendees from his own event to another they were attending. They asked him as a joke but he told them all to pile in and apparently did a 20 minute stand up routine for them during the drive. Joel McHale/"The Soup" and "Community"

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#8**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This foreign born B- list mostly television actress is on a show that is the brainchild of the movie version of the television show. Our actress is not shy about fame. She hooked up with the foreign born movie actor who is the lesser known member of his own acting family despite being in that franchise. She hooked up with him for two days just to get her name in the press. It worked. The creator of the show called her in and they have been hooking up since. At SXSW though she was hooking up with a different producer trying to land a movie deal. She better hope her boss does not find out or she will find her character dead on the show.

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#9**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This twice lucky B+ list mostly television actor has two hit network shows to his credit. Different networks and both ensembles, but still, quite the streak. Yes, that was the foreign born actor taking a brief nap on the sidewalk after drinking too much. He fell asleep while one of the two people he was with went to get the car. Another stood by and watched him sleep.

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#10**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This A+ list mostly movie actor was in town for something other than acting. He also has a type. He has a significant other but it didn’t stop him from hooking up with this C+ list mostly movie actress who is a co-star in a buzzy movie with some higher listed television and movie actresses. Ryan Gosling (Eva Mendes)/"Lost River" as director

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/16 **#11**
Did he take a knife and kill her? A gun? Nope. No weapons. He knew she had a drug problem. He knew she would do anything to be with him. He liked controlling her. He flat out told her that they would see each other when he wanted them to see each other and that he would fuck whoever he wanted whenever he wanted and that she needed to be ready for him all the time. When she would start to push back or fight him he would talk her into doing more drugs. He has admitted he used her to stay famous. She was an A+ lister. A permanent one at that. He was a nobody who got lucky. Fame was fleeting. Now he is known for the same thing he was known for then. Nothing has changed. He is out there with other women, taking advantage. Gets them to do things they don’t really want to do or had not planned on doing and bides his time. He picks the ones he thinks are going to be stars. The A+ lister was already a star. She was trying to get clean when he came into her life. He says he didn’t like having sex with her but would do so every once in awhile just to make sure she was hooked and to think he cared for her. He was there when she died. Taking the drugs he made sure she got. He says now that he played it wrong and should have married her. Then she could die. Whitney Houston/Ray J
 (Ray J admits to playing Whitney like a fiddle)

177. POPBITCH 03/16
Which leading light of the anti-phone hacking contingent has obviously smartened up his act? One reporter who met him before all the limelight of the Leveson Inquiry described him as having "the worst case of dandruff and body odour I’d experienced." Hugh Grant

178. BLIND GOSSIP 03/16 **#1**
This actor has built his entire career on being the good guy. Whatever on-screen character he might play, his off-screen character has always been unflappable, professional, and happy. When his personal life was being exposed approximately ten years ago, instead of lashing out, he took control of the story and gained fans for the cool way he handled it. When a mediocre performance was criticized, he was privately annoyed but never let it show publicly. However, a recent encounter where he lost his temper was shocking to some people. He won’t be making any statements about it, but he and his PR team aren’t brushing it off, either. The good guy machine is in overdrive! Look for multiple staged photo ops in the near future to demonstrate that as a performer, husband, and father, he is cool, kind, and totally has his act together. Neil Patrick Harris (in the midst of a temper tantrum directed at one of his adorable 4-year-old twins – and is seen dragging the toddler by one arm down a steep set of icy cement steps)

179. BLIND GOSSIP 03/16 **#2**
This is a first. This TV celebrity is actually being PAID to go to rehab! So who is paying him? Is his rich extended family footing the bill because they sincerely want to see him get well? No. These people don’t like paying for ANYTHING. What happened was this new facility just opened its doors to the public a month ago and needed a publicity boost. Who better to give it that boost than a celebrity whose entire circle of acquaintances collects paychecks for just living and breathing and creating drama? He didn’t simply decide that it was finally time for him to get help. And he certainly wasn’t going to pay tens of thousands of dollars to do so at some obscure facility that no one has ever heard of. So he cut a deal. This is about story lines and ratings and money. He is the subject of a story line (which has you sympathizing with a female member of the cast). He creates a little more drama just as the new TV season begins for a little ratings boost. And, he gets a free stay in rehab, plus cash incentives for each mention of the facility in the future. Scott Disick "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#1**
This mid-teen A- list Disney star is about to move into the getting close to legal category. To celebrate, her parents let her get some work done. Actually more than a little. Her face looks nothing like it did six months ago. She is already using fillers and injections and makes her look much older. Maybe that is what she is going for. Bella Thorne

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#2**
They both have significant others but it didn’t stop this former A list singer who is currently a B lister and part-time actor from hooking up with his actress ex. Apparently this is a fairly frequent thing they do. Considering how much the significant other of the actress cheats on her there is not much he can say. Lenny Kravitz/Lisa Bonet/Jason Momoa

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#3**
This former A list tweener is tired of other people getting all the attention she feels she deserves. Her singing comeback was a disaster and her return to acting has not been much better. So, she took matters into her own hands but called it inspiring others. Such a crock. She wants a reality show and offers for appearances and thinks this will get it for her. Hilary Duff (she has been working this reality show thing every way she can)

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#4**
This A+ list diva/former A+ list singer turned A lister had a reunion of sorts with her ex. They spent some time on the floor of his office hiding out from staffers and definitely his wife as they listened to the A lister’s old music. She wants him to resurrect her career and push her back to A+ list status. Hope he told her to lay off the booze. Mariah Carey/Tommy Mottola

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#5**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This former A list tweener turned solo artist who is having a good year got into an argument with this B+ list rapper who is one of the biggest tickets in town. Apparently the tweener started talking smack about the girlfriend of the rapper. The tweener knows all of the guys she has hooked up with over the past couple of years and told the rapper he was just a number and another step on the ladder.
Nick Jonas/Big Sean/Ariana Grande (and then they broke up)

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#6**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This A list rapper had a seizure after performing a show over the weekend. Apparently he has been having them again but has wanted to keep them quiet. Lil Wayne

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#7**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This A list model turned actress who is not that great of an actress but has movies and a failed television show under her belt is married. Her roommate in her hotel room over the weekend though was a male executive and the two have been hooking up for some time now. Brooklyn Decker

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#8**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who does superheroes and car commercials equally well had so many women throwing themselves at him that he ended up taking two or three at a time back to his room on three separate occasions during just one night. Nicholas Hoult (Beast in "The X-Men") (Jaguar cars commercials)

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/17 **#9**
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, so of course these people are all going to be Irish born.

#1 – This Tony Award winner is probably better known for her cable role on a great History Channel show. Anyway, her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend (also Irish born) has been cheating with her with a woman he met on the set of that monster box office franchise that has finally finally ended. Sarah Greene/"Vikings"/Aiden Turner

#2- This B- list mostly movie actress who is offspring of an A lister (also Irish born) overdosed when she was a teen and sent to rehab and no one ever knew. Bono’s daughter Eve Hewson

#3 – This BAFTA award winning actor is best known in the US for this book turned into a movie. For the past couple of years though he has only been able to get work in Europe because he got drunk on the set of the book turned movie which disappointed and beat up a crew member.

189. MR. X 03/17 **#1**
What A-list actor (and closeted bisexual) who stars in several action franchises isn’t really dating that foreign born B-list actress and celeb spawn? It was more like an extended hookup which capped off with a threesome with another man involved. Chris Evans/Lily Collins

190. MR. X 03/17 **#2**
What B/C-list foreign born actor who co-starred in a fantasy franchise not too long ago celebrated his new cable TV series with a trip to a WeHo club? He was seen stuffing dollar bills into a male go-go dancer’s Speedo and later went home with him. William Moseley/"The Royals"/"The Chronicles of Narnia"

191. MR. X 03/17 **#3**
This is a long one, so bear with me. There have been very few times when this A/B-list host has really lost her temper. The most recent incident was last year, when she was scheduled to have this former A+ list diva on her show to promote her then-latest album. A few days before the live show, the diva’s PR people marched into the host’s offices military style, with a complete list of demands presented to the host. Among them: that the show be pre-taped, that she only be filmed from her good side, that a full mini-bar be installed backstage, that she lipsync her song she was to perform, no mention of her split from her soon-to-be-ex husband, etc. Well, the host laid down the law to them and didn’t agree to any of their terms. With that, the angry PR people decided to cancel the interview (without the diva’s approval, mind you) and marched out of her office. As an act of revenge, the host booked the diva’s arch rival, a fellow pop diva, not once but twice. But the diva may appear on the show after all in a few months to promote her new gig which might prove to be the comeback she needs. The host and the diva actually had a phone conversation a few weeks ago, and she revealed that she hired some new PR people because she was angry at how they bungled the promo for her album and she was glad she didn’t appear on the show then because it would’ve been a nightmare. Wendy Williams/Mariah Carey (Wendy Williams Calls Out Mariah Carey And Why She Didn't Allow The Grammy-Winner On Her Show)

192. MR. X 03/17 **#4**
What C-list mostly movie actor who was B-list when he was co-starring in that franchise based on a book series stepped out with his boyfriend for the first time? He referred to him as his "manager". Kellan Lutz "Twilight"/Ryan Daly

193. BLIND GOSSIP 03/17
This VERY famous athlete brought along some surprising company while training this spring! She has many of the same physical characteristics of his past girlfriends (including a couple of very famous actresses): Tall, blonde, pretty, and very fit. Except this companion has a little something extra. She is not an actress or a model (or a hooker or a stripper). She is not famous at all. She actually lives in the same neighborhood where he was born. And he didn’t pick her out with the help of his publicist or a Victoria’s Secret catalog. She was introduced to him by his sister. Kind of sweet, right? Oh, and there’s one more extra thing that she has over all the other women who chase him: She has a penis. Yes, he is dating a pre-op transgender. They really hit it off earlier this year and have had a short but successful dating run of a couple of months now. Given his messy previous relationships, we are just very pleased that he found someone who makes him so happy. Hip, hip, hooray! P.S. Can’t figure it out? Send this to a friend who is a sports fan. They’ll pick up on all the clues that you’re missing (and there are a lot of them)!
Athlete: Alex Rodriguez
His Past Famous Girlfriends: Madonna, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Torrie Wilson

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#1**
This A list singer in a group or solo who also does a little part-time network reality and some other side projects is the customer of a company that she does business with daily. They have offered to come to her home multiple times but she always says no. If she said no, then she would get papped very infrequently and also not get a chance to show off her clothes and other merchandise. Gwen Stefani (acupuncture clinic)

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#2**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor is A list when he is in that long running sci-fi franchise. He was recently out of the country because he found a new person to be his beard. It took him awhile to find just the right person and definitely doesn’t want what happened last time to repeat itself. The foreign born model he was with before literally overnight walked out when she got a better financial offer from that closeted A+ list mogul who just can never seem to find the right woman to settle down with.
Movie actor: Chris Pine
Franchise: "Star Trek"
New beard: Zoë Kravitz
Mogul: Ryan Seacrest
Model: Dominique Piek

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#3**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This B list mostly television actress was actually in town to promote a movie even though she made her fame in two hit television shows, one network and one not.. Aging, but not old, this actress is married and was blitzed and happy and making out with several different men while also trying to find a suitable cowboy belt buckle or perhaps she was trying to take off their jeans. It was tough to tell.
Actress: Wendi McLendon-Covey
Film: "Hello, My Name Is Doris"
Television shows: "Reno 911!" and "The Goldbergs"

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#4**
This Twilight actor has gone through a string of women to convince you he is straight but at a party the other night he let loose with another guy. They stripped each other down to almost nothing for some dancing and were making out and groping while doing shots. Kellan Lutz/Ryan Daly

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#5**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is probably that high on the list because of her name recognition which didn’t come about in the best way possible, told some people at her current place of employment this week that she is scared of her significant other. Probably a good reason for that judging by recent events. Sienna Miller (currently on Broadway)/Tom Sturridge (Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend Suki Waterhouse jealous of Sienna)

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#6**
This pair took up right where they left off. This former reality singer turned actress turned homewrecker has a significant other but he got pushed aside so she could hookup again with an old flame who is going to help direct a one time thing.
Katharine McPhee

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#7**
Things are getting kind of ripe in the hotel room of this A list mostly movie comic actor. The actor orders room service by the metric ton but never has anyone remove the trays or dishes and gets upset if someone attempts to do so. This has been going on for almost a week at this point. The longest he previously went before this was just a couple of days. Jonah Hill

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#8**
This former tweener before there was the term tweener has been working almost non-stop since those days but is in the midst of trying to find new work so she is doing product placement photos. While trying to do one recently she got into an argument with people to move out of her way so they would not be in the shot and she was not pleasant at all in her dealings with them. It was a public store and not roped off. Melissa Joan Hart

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#9**
All those trips to Miami paid off for this married reality star from multiple reality shows. It is why she had to recently travel outside the country. She had her people find a couple of meaningless interviews to make it look like work, but talking was not the work she was paid to do.
Kendra Wilkinson

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#10**
South by Southwest (SXSW): This B- list mostly television actor from an acting family has been the bigger shot the past decade. Strippers in Austin don’t have much nice to say about him though because he kept trying to get them to service him orally and wasn’t offering more than the cost of a lap dance. He said they should be willing because he is a celebrity.
Kevin Dillon "Entourage"

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/18 **#11**
This actress used to be A list. By some definitions she was probably A+ list. Off the top of my head I can think of four or five movies that she was the female lead or biggest lead. Top billed. A nice little run. No one liked working with her more than once. There were not a lot of crews or cast that signed up for a second shot with our actress. Even now that technically has two franchises she is in at the same time, her appearances with co-stars are very limited. She does promotional work on her own away from other cast. She usually alternates premieres and rarely travels to any premiere other than NYC. No overseas stuff for her. Mental illness runs in her family and in her case it leads to a lot of paranoia. A lot of paranoia. An A list celebrity at the time boyfriend used to have to answer for his actions and whereabouts 24/7. Not just jealousy which is what you would think but paranoia that he was doing things and actions other than just cheating for which he had to account. Same thing with a celebrity husband. The thing about both of these men were they were gone for long periods of time or else there is no way this would work out well. She thinks people follow her all the time. She thinks everyone is out to harm her. She has employed a food tester during periods of her life for fear of poisoning. She protects her house not only with alarms and armed security patrols but also chants and salt patterns. She can be incredibly nice one second and the next second is screaming at you with spit flying out of her mouth. She can spend one minute throwing things at your head trying to kill you and the next trying to have sex with you. These are not isolated incidents. It is why she backed down from an expected challenge about 18 months ago. It was not even her enemies who threatened her with revealing these things to the public, but her one or two only friends because they thought it would do even more harm than good.
Actress: Ashley Judd
Franchises: "Dolphin Tales" and "Divergent"
A list celebrity boyfriend: Michael Bolton
Husband: Dario Franchitti
Challenge: Backed out of run for Senate

205. BLIND GOSSIP 03/18 **#1**
There are all kinds of reports about how this superstar actor is mad at his actress ex because she is dating a friend and former colleague of his. Not true. He is mad… but not at his ex! Allow us to explain. No matter how passionately he spoke about her in the past, Superstar was never really in love with his ex. He was pleased with her, though, because she made him feel like he was in control and because she enhanced his image. These are the things that make him happy. When their relationship ended, he was furious about the fact that he had lost control of the situation and that she made him look bad. He got over it, though, and moved on. So he’s not mad at her. In fact, he doesn’t care anything about her. That’s why he just ignores her now. However, he is mad at someone. He is actually mad at his male friend! In his mind, the friend breached some sort of guy loyalty code by not consulting with the superstar and getting his approval before making the move on the superstar’s ex. That is what really has our superstar hopping mad. It’s more about his having no control over the situation than it is about really caring whether or not these two people date.
Superstar Actor: Tom Cruise
Actress Ex: Katie Holmes
The Ex’s New Boyfriend: Jamie Foxx

206. BLIND GOSSIP 03/18 **#2**
This popular model has landed multiple acting gigs. However, her behavior has raised some eyebrows on the set. "It was weird working with her. She seemed like she really wanted to be there and was taking [the acting job] seriously and was perfectly focused in the morning, but in the afternoon she was all loopy and out of it! We didn’t know if it was drugs or alcohol or what. She was just all over the place. It took lots of takes to get it right. [The director] was really annoyed." The good news for her is that her scenes came out fine. Not great, but certainly good enough to score her more work in the future. The bad news is that she is not at all interested in cutting down on her partying. Cara Delevingne

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#1**
What do you do if you just lost your monthly income and one of your best friends can’t do much more than walk red carpets for money? Well, if you are this B list celebrity/ex-girlfriend of an A lister and her bff former A- list singer you find two guys who are willing to drop $100K on you and take you on vacation out of the country to the Caribbean. The problem is that the two guys were not satisfied with the service so to speak and feel like they got ripped off. Yeah, who are you going to complain to? Karrueche Tran (Chris Brown)/Christina Milian

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#2**
This B list national television talk show host is married to a woman, but wants to come out as gay. Network executives have no idea he is contemplating this. I guess all that cheating he has been doing has been with men and not women. Travis Stork "The Doctors"

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#3**
"How many of these can I have?"
"Well, they are for the kids and their families here as part of the charity event."
"But I could have one or two right?"
"I suppose we could spare one or two pairs."
The former B list model who changed her last name the second she got married to that A- list celebrity musician to better cash in on it, then helped herself to twenty pairs by quickly handing them to an assistant carrying reusable grocery store bags. Courtney Bingham (Nikki Sixx)

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#4**
This married Atlanta Real Housewife was acting anything but the other night. It looks like she started hooking up with her ex again which is a much much better choice than her current husband. Cynthia Bailey/PROBABLY: Russell Simmons or Leon Robinson

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#5**
This B- list mostly television actress who was on a hit network ensemble show for a long time before it ended a few years back looked so happy the other night when she was out of LA on the east coast with her girlfriend. The married actress and her husband have an arrangement and completely understands and supports her and she would never leave him. When she is out of town is the only time she feels safe to be out with her long time lover. Marcia Cross "Desperate Housewives"

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#6**
All is not right in the world of this newly married couple. He is a wannabe actor offspring and not the most successful actor in the family. She is not an offspring but has about as much talent as her husband. I thought they spent every second together, but apparently he found the time to hook up with a woman he met while vacationing with his wife. The hookup happened here in LA although the groundwork was laid while on vacation last month. Evan Ross (mother Diana)/Ashlee Simpson (sister Jessica)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#7**
KINDNESS: This former A+ list mostly movie actor who will probably be permanently A list despite some truly awful movie choices because the fans, especially female (and his stalkers) will always love him made everyone’s day the other day. Our actor was at a hotel pool and having a cocktail or two and was talking to a woman who was there on her honeymoon. Our actor told the bartender to buy the woman and her husband a bottle of champagne and then said that he was actually going to buy the drinks for everyone for the next hour. $20K he dropped. Keanu Reeves

214. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#8**
This former A+ list comedian who had the most brilliant show on cable for awhile has suffered a setback or two, mainly because of his own doing. Oh, and the drugs. Anyway, the still very funny actor was in a hotel here and was convinced the maid who came to turn the bed was the escort he ordered and that she was wearing the uniform as some kind of role play. He started to get angry that she was not getting undressed. The woman ran to get her supervisor and everything was all calmed down. Right when all of the staff was in the room discussing the situation, the real escort showed up at the door. Everyone quickly left the room to let the two of them have some time together. Dave Chappelle

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#9**
Our favorite Teen Mom was at it the other night. She told the world she was behaving, but the only person doing any behaving was the one watching her kid while the Teen Mom drugged it up and hooked up with that crew member again. Jenelle Evans

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#10**
Because he takes up to two hours to get ready and sometimes just gives up before going, this former A+ list mostly movie actor has his people call the paps to tell them when our former A+ lister is actually leaving home rather than them waiting for him for hours. Even when they are told he is leaving sometimes it can be an additional hour. Is it really worth it? John Travolta

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/19 **#11**
This is quite the quadrangle that is causing all kinds of tension and drama. It affects multiple relationships and a hit show too. The first person (JK) in the quadrangle is an actor who is A- list. He has been in some of the biggest movies of all time. He also has the unique way of being at the right place at the right time. He was an original in a television show. Not the one who made it famous but the one who made the role what it was. Versatile. Just check out his acting when he co-stars with the comic actor who takes up all the space on film and how in a quirky comedy/drama movie his crazy part was handled with just the right amount of seriousness while doing something ridiculous. Now JK has found his way into a hit show. A very hit show. It has resulted in lots of problems with the home life and at work. JK isn’t married, but he might as well be. A very long term relationship with a woman (JF) that has also resulted in kid(s). Because JK is not around as much as perhaps he should be, JF has been meeting other people, most of them online. She met one person who is a fan of JK and the next thing you know she is being emotionally and physically blackmailed and doing things she didn’t really want to do or plan on doing with the man. Speaking of blackmail, then you have EB. EB is a star. Foreign born as with the rest of the people in this blind. EB is being blackmailed. JK and JF know about the blackmail which is why they were a noticeable no show at a very big event involving EB. They think he should take a stand. I know, I know, but you have to remember that JK doesn’t know about the blackmailing of JF or he might be more understanding. This no show has caused a huge rift between EB and JK who used to be the best of friends. EB’s significant other has also been isolating EB and loves that JK and EB have had this falling out. It makes her job so much easier to not have prying ears and eyes and third party voices chiming in.
JK: Martin Freeman
Movies: "The Hobbit" franchise
Original in television role: "The Office" (co-starred with Ricky Gervais)
Quirky role: John, a porn body double in "Love Actually" or as Lester Nygaard in "Fargo"
Very hit show: "Sherlock"
JF: Amanda Abbington (2 children)
EB: Benedict Cumberbatch

(Sophie Hunter is blackmailing Benedict by marrying him when she knows he is gay)
Martin and his wife didn’t attend Benedict and Sophie’s wedding

218. BLIND GOSSIP 03/19 **#1**
This famous athlete should be retiring in the next few years. He has had a very successful career and most people think of him favorably. His retirement may come earlier than planned because of some injuries he sustained in some weird sexual encounters. You see, he likes to get hit on a particular spot on his body. He can’t do it himself. He has to have a woman do it. He hands them a miniature baseball bat, and asks them to hit him there hard and repeatedly, to the point where he is bruised and screaming in pain. When you hear about a retiring athlete who mentions something to the effect that his body just won’t allow him to give 100% anymore, you’ll know who this is. BONUS CLUE: The athlete is NOT a baseball player.

219. BLIND GOSSIP 03/19 **#2**
This male singer is really stressed out. He isn’t stressed out because he has been cheating on his celebrity fiancee. He is stressed out because he got CAUGHT! Since he has millions of young female fans, many will defend him by saying that the other girl was only a friend… or that it was the first time he ever cheated… or that he really is a nice guy and that the horrible media is just biased against him. That’s all bullshit. This cheating behavior isn’t anything new for him. He does this ALL THE TIME. He really IS a loathsome, lying, cheating asshole who doesn’t care how underage the girls are, how inappropriately he acts, or how bad his behavior makes his fiancee or his band mates look. We’ve told you about his bad behavior many times. Now that he’s been caught, maybe some of his smarter fans will stop being so naive and start to realize that their dreamy boy band idol… is really just a jerk. What’s he going to do? Probably more drugs. And then he’ll piss and moan in seclusion while his management team makes up some ridiculous excuses for him so as to protect the entire band’s reputation.
Singer: Zayn Malik
Group: "One Direction"
Fiancee: Perrie Edwards

220. POPBITCH 03/19
Which pint-sized soap star-turned-singer, currently on the comeback trail, has been supplementing her income by sleeping with rich Arab men for £1m a pop?

This husband and wife duo are widely known for being very vocal about their "open" marriage. Don’t believe me.. As Erica Badu so eloquently puts it, ‘You better call Dwayne.’ But, check this drop we’re getting, it looks like the Mister is far from being all good with Missus having a hall pass after all! According to our insider, his "insecurity" is reported to led our mystery man to "demand _____ quit the show (after just one season). Now, after his wife has a 2015 hit television show (Fox network). Wait … That’s not all!!! Our tipster tells us, "_____ wants to be the only star in his household." Dig the Drop: "She really liked being on the show. When he told her to quit she was very upset. At the same time, he’s mad as hell that his last movie didn’t do big at the box office. When he sees his wife becoming too big, he automatically shuts down her success. It’s been 18-years since they exchanged their I dos. Now, can you guess the couple I’m talking about?" Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith "Gotham"

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#1**
This B+ list reality star from an A list reality show must be taking a break from rehab because he was spotted in a Jaco bar picking up hookers working there and taking them with him in a black van. Scott Disick/"Keeping Up With the Kardashians" (Jaco, Costa Rico)

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#2**
This mid teen Disney star who is moving from her now ended hit show to some spin off, is hooking up with a record producer twice her age. I think she is a little young to be having sex for tracks but that is what she is doing. Where are the parents? She is out "recording" until sunrise with this guy and no one says anything. Peyton List/"Jessie"
(at SXSW)

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#3**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and still technically married hired an escort and then made her watch him workout and get sweaty before he had sex with her. He thought it would turn her on. She said it was awful. Maybe it was some kind of rugby fantasy he had. Russell Crowe

225. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#4**
For at least the second straight relationship, this A+ list mostly movie actor had his mom do the breaking up for him with a girlfriend. The time before this, the mom actually took his A-/B+ list actress girlfriend out to dinner to break the news.
Actor: Bradley Cooper
Current girlfriend: Suki Waterhouse
A-/B+ list actress: Zoe Saldana

226. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#5**
This is probably not going to turn out well. For the first time in forever this B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show which is ending soon was boozing it up in public. Our actress who will be forced to exclusively be in movies soon had six or seven vodka sodas in an hour. The good news is she apparently learned her drinking and driving lesson. The bad news is the guy she hooked up with was wearing a wedding ring. January Jones "Mad Men" (DUI)

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#6**
The problems this A list acting couple is having with their young child is because the mom didn’t stop taking some of her medicine while she was pregnant but never told the dad. He is clueless. Anna Faris/Chris Pratt (son Jack)

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#7**
Apparently this A list mostly movie actor who is filming a much anticipated sequel is not done with the baby making with multiple women. Two models say when they were having sex separately with him last week that he begged them to allow him to not use protection because he wanted another baby. One of the models said yes. The other just said he begged her but didn’t say whether she agreed. Owen Wilson "Zoolander 2"

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#8**
Apparently a little thing like being married didn’t stop this A list singer/part-time reality star from hitting on several of the celebrity women he was shooting a promo with earlier this week. He asked a couple of them to come back to his hotel room with him. If one said no he would move on to the next. Blake Shelton

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#9**
This A list mostly television actress who gets paid a lot of money on her hit network show had a bad reaction to some botox and can’t close one of her eyes all the way. Apparently over time as the botox wears off she will be able to. Kaley Cuoco "The Big Bang Theory"

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#10**
She was grinning from ear to ear on the red carpet of her new movie, but this B list mostly movie actress married to an A+ list mostly movie actor can’t stand her co-star in her latest movie. He is a permanent A lister and always treated me well. She thinks he is a dirty old man. Agreed. But he is still a nice guy. Most of the time. Jennifer Garner (Ben Affleck)/Al Pacino "Danny Collins" (It is starting to come out so no sense in keeping it here until July.)

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/20 **#11**
#1- If you want the best drugs on just about any movie set, then you have to befriend this B+ list mostly movie actor who is known for being the lead in a book turned movie franchise which is still going strong. Because of family he has access to medical grade cocaine and enough pills to open his own pharmacy. The guy is wasted almost all the time and he is happy to share. Jamie Dornan/"Fifty Shades of Grey" (his father is an obstetrician)

#2- This Voice coach, not named Blake Shelton is cheating on their significant other with someone on the show. Christina Aguilera

#3- This former B list celebrity who only got that high because of the A+ lister he was married to still has high name recognition. He is also cheating on his wife with any fan that wants to hook up with him. It is the main reason he took his new gig. Kevin Federline/Britney Spears (DJing)

#4 – At the Game Of Thrones after party the other night, the very tall one from the show was in a corner of the room with two men all over her. They did not hold back very much from full on sex. No one seemed shocked at all. Gwendoline Christie (Brienne of Tarth)

233. BLIND GOSSIP 03/20
Justin Bieber and Madonna had several interesting moments on Ellen the other day. They played a little game called "Never Have I Ever." The game has Ellen DeGeneres asking a question in the form of a statement about intimate events (Yes, the title and the format are a little confusing). The celebrity then raises a paddle to answer "I Have" or "I Have Never." Anyway, during the course of the game, Justin Bieber claims that he has never had phone sex, and Madonna claims that she has had sex with more than two different people in one day. Another one of the statement/questions that Ellen DeGeneres asked was, "Never have I ever dated someone and their sibling." All three celebrities raised their paddles stating, "I Have." Since Justin Bieber typically dates other celebrities, which siblings do you think he has dated? Siblings: Kylie and Kendall Jenner

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#1**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor who even got a chance to be the lead in a couple of low performing comedies moved on to almost television but has moved on from that to do other things. One of those things is keeping him away from his very open minded wife and in the arms of two other women who are making his work days much easier. Jason Biggs

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#2**
This foreign born A+ list celebrity who was a performer back in the day before trying to erase it from her memory is losing hair and weight after a recent cancer scare. She needs to have a biopsy done but she keeps putting it off and has been a mess for the past month.

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#3**
This former A list reality star from multiple shows on network and cable is pretty much hated by everyone. How she keeps getting new shows is beyond me. She will do anything to keep her rich boyfriend on the hook because she loves the money and thinks it will also be more reality opportunities. The thing is though she is constantly leaving a drug user in charge of her kid(s) while she is gone. Bethenny Frankel

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#4**
This former A+ list athlete is married and a previously busted cheater in more than one way. Well, he is at it again. He actually hooked up with the girlfriend of one of his sons while she was dating the son. Roger Clemens

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#5**
This A list singer who is known for his great voice and high Christmas album sales scours the internet every day for mentions of him and his actress "girlfriend." If there is anything negative out there he tries to shoot down the rumor or innuendo. He protests way too much. Josh Groban/Kat Dennings

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#6**
This A list musician from a permanent A list band is married to a former controversial reality star. Apparently she went crazy the other night and trashed their bedroom and ripped all his clothes. He says she needs to get back on her meds and she says he needs to stop cheating. Neal Schon ("Journey")/Michaele Salahi ("Real Housewives of D.C.")

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#7**
This A list morning talk show host has a lot of fans. She would have a lot fewer if they knew our A lister was cheating on her significant other. Kelly Ripa

241. MR. X 03/22 **#1**
Easy Easy: Which eccentric A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee came out as bisexual last week? Most of the mainstream media ignored it or simply focused on the bizarre way he came out. Expect a more formal announcement soon. James Franco

241. MR. X 03/22 **#2**
What former A- list tweener and now a B-list mostly television actress who has a recurring role on that hit drama series is gunning for a co-host seat on that talk show she recently appeared on amid much controversy?
Actress: Raven-Symoné
Drama series: "Empire"
Co-host seat: "The View"

242. MR. X 03/22 **#3**
What closeted A-list actor and Oscar-nominee, after his coke-fueled "breakup" party with several of his friends/co-workers, ended the night by hiring a male hooker to keep him company? Bradley Cooper (Suki Waterhouse)/Jonah Hill and Miles Teller in Las Vegas

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#1**
That was a large swollen lip this B- list mostly movie actress/celebrity offspring was sporting yesterday. Apparently that frequent woman beater/B- list rapper and her sometime boyfriend backhanded her and his ring landed flush on her mouth.

244. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#2**
This porn star Teen Mom had to return half her fee because she brought her boyfriend along to a gig where it was just supposed to be her. When they booked her she was going to dance and even give some lap dances to very high rollers. She did none of that because her boyfriend wouldn’t let her.
Farrah Abraham  (Crazy Horse Cabaret in Pompano Beach)

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#3**
I didn’t even know she smoked but this former A list bubblegum pop singer turned actress turned whatever it is she does with A list name recognition made a guest appearance on a show but it took forever to film because she kept stopping every two or three minutes to take a break so she could smoke. She is in bad shape. Mandy Moore "Hallmark Channel's Home & Family"

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#4**
This A list mostly television actor on a long long running network show is getting divorced. His soon to be confronted him recently with photos of him with 10 other women that were not something that could be explained as innocent. That is just what she discovered in their last year of marriage. Patrick Dempsey "Grey’s Anatomy"

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/22 **#5**
This barely A list singer who hopefully will disappear soon was having a contest with her celebrity offspring this weekend after a show to see who could do more coke in two minutes. Our singer has no competition when it comes to that. She easily won.

248. LAINEY GOSSIP 03/23
An acclaimed actor. And an acclaimed director. A director with a huge ego, recently made even bigger, and his acclaimed friends are pricks too, so it’s not like there’s anyone around to check his behaviour... until he took it a step too far with someone who has some experience with knocking around douchebags on set. So it’s been a long shoot. And this is a technically particular director. His exacting demands have made it so that production is taking a long, long time. He berates and belittles the crew, he’s impatient, and he’s often cruel, even unethical in his pursuit to get the "perfect shot". With the hardware now, he feels even more justified in being as unkind as he wants to be, because in his mind, art is often not compatible with compassion. Compassion was the problem when one of his leads, due to a physical ailment, relied on wardrobe to come up with a solution that would alleviate some of his pain. It was a relief to the actor and, for the most part, it wasn’t a big deal aesthetically, until a long shot was required, at which point the director noticed that an adjustment had been made to help with the actor’s discomfort. The director went ballistic. He got right up in the actor’s face. They start screaming at each other. They decide to take their argument somewhere private, where they continue to yell at each other. It’s LOUD. It’s ugly. It’s level 15 on intensity. The director won’t forgive, the actor won’t apologise. Everyone can hear. And then… Silence. The actor exits. On his own. The director? Is found by the crew moments later. On the ground in his tent. One punch.

Director: Alejandro González Iñárritu (directed "Birdman") (friends with Sean Penn)
Actor: Tom Hardy (was rumored to have gotten into fist fights with Nicolas Windign-Refn and Shia LaBeouf on set of Bronson and Lawless, hence having "experience with knocking around douchebags")
Movie: "The Revenant"

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#1**
This A list country singer might be a newlywed but it doesn’t mean he still doesn’t cheat, he is just a lot more careful about how he does it. He uses a roadie to talk to fans who might be interested and does nothing in public or where there could be any cameras. Jason Aldean/Brittany Kerr

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#2**
At the same time this A- list reality star from an A list reality show that is past its prime was telling reporters that everything was fine with her significant other. He was getting drunk in a beachfront bar with three women. Kourtney Kardashian/Scott Disick
(About 90 minutes after the blind this morning, photos of his night started popping up. She was in Vegas saying he was in rehab the exact time he was boozing it up in a club.)

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#3**
This former A- list mostly movie actress turned movie of the week queen earned some big cash fast when she had a threesome with a very rich businessman from out of town and this foreign born B- list mostly movie actress who arranged the whole thing and is known for not wearing much on red carpets. Tara Reid/Bai Ling

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actor who is on a hit network show ending its first year got hammered after the final show taped. Not a big deal except he tried to steal some intimate apparel from the female lead of the show from her trailer. He said it was a joke, but it was serious enough he might not be back next season. Someone from "How To Get Away With Murder"/Viola Davis

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#5**
This OITNB actress who has been on a lot, but not all of the episodes, set off a fire alarm the other night at a Broadway show when she was smoking a joint in a bathroom stall. Lea DeLaria, Jackie Cruz or Emma Myles

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#6**
This aging foreign born former B list mostly movie actress turned reality star turned lush who dated some of the biggest stars in the world back in the day is making a series of porn flicks with look-a-likes of her former lovers because she needs the cash. Brigitte Nielsen (dated Mick Hucknall, Sean Penn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Tony Scott, Mark Gastineau, Sebastian Copeland, Flavor Flav)

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#7**
This former B+ list mostly movie actress is still relatively young and has been acting forever. Movies have given way to television which has given way to a television series of sorts. Anyway, the married actress was asked about her relatively brand new new husband the other day while surrounded by fans and tossed the pen she was using to sign autographs and walked away. Christina Ricci "The Lizzie Borden Chronicles"

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#8**
A first time appearance in the blinds for this foreign born B list mostly television actress who is on a hit network show that just got picked up for another season. In her downtime from the show she filmed a movie and was just a small part of a big cast, which is unlike her television show. Despite being such a small player in the movie she did hookup with that married A list mostly movie actor who would have stayed A+ list if he stayed with his franchise.

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/21 **#9**
There was a family dinner last week. Although it was held at a house instead of at a restaurant, one of the participants just looooves talking to her friends and couldn’t wait to share what happened. The dinner was held at the home of this former A list singer turned A list reality star turned awful actress turned A list celebrity turned A list at what she does as long as it does not involve singing or acting. Our A lister has a drug problem. Not just a little tiny one either. A big problem. What was just some Adderall to help her lose weight has turned into a coke problem of huge proportions. Not helping at all is her enabling significant other who was also there and half asleep because he had been drinking all afternoon. Dad was there on his cell phone and wouldn’t stop texting/e-mailing/looking at naked photos. Mom was there but not in her kerchief. Also there were some other family members, one of whom is the big talker and the reason this family gathering took a turn from dinner to almost war. This other family member is a celebrity in her own right and is now clean. For now. She wasn’t though and the family, including the A lister acted all high and mighty when they told the family member she needed rehab and she was going to disgrace the family and they even managed to get her into rehab twice for a total of about 36 hours. She had huge issues and to be fair was a much bigger user than our A lister is now, but the A lister is fast approaching that usage and has much much more to lose. Our family member kept telling the A lister she needs to go to rehab and kept trying to get everyone else at the table on her side and see her point of view, but no one wants to go against the meal ticket. No one would say anything stronger than maybe the A lister should cut back. The conversation started getting louder and more heated and when the A lister and the family member stood up on either side of the table and started yelling at each other a security guard rushed in to break it up and the A lister kicked out the family member and her guest.
A lister: Jessica Simpson
Big talker: Ashlee Simpson

258. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#10**
Umm, how can I put this delicately. This former B list Disney tweener turned B+ list singer had to get her genital area re-pierced after developing an infection from the last one. There was a several month healing process and last week finally got it done again. Demi Lovato

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/23 **#11**
For the first time this B- list celebrity is the star and he is taking advantage of it. While his A list husband has been out of town, our B- lister has been hooking up with random strangers and has been loving it. Neil Patrick Harris (in U.K.)/David Burtka (on Broadway)

260. MEDIA TAKEOUT 03/23 just learned that one of the actors form the show EMPIRE was asked to leave the show . . . because they were HOOKED ON DRUGS. We're not gonna say any names, cause we aint trying to get hit with no lawsuit. But lets just say that sometimes the STORYLINE can be a little TOO REAL. We're told the actor was making everyone on set was uncomfortable. And that the HIGHER UPS in the network made the final decision to LET DUDE GO. Take a WILD GUESS who we're talking about. Malik Yoba

261. BLIND GOSSIP 03/23 **#1**
You may be wondering what this singer’s fiancee is going to do. Well, we can give you a little insight as to what’s going on, although no decision was made as of yesterday. They did talk it out. Actually, let’s take that back. They were physically in the same place, but it’s more like the management team members were talking. The guy and the girl themselves were barely speaking to each other! For most of the time, one was in one room and one was in the other room, with mediators running back and forth between the two. She tired of him a long time ago, and this latest bad behavior is just another straw on the camel’s back. He made her look bad, and that just wasn’t part of the deal. She wants to break up with him and maintain some dignity. Of course management wants them to stay together. However, they are depending on their powers of persuasion (and a cash incentive) to get her to do so. So, it’s up to her at this point. She has agreed to make a decision within the next couple of days, so you can expect either a reconciliation photo op or a breakup announcement very soon. We believe that there is a 90% chance she stays with him. Despite how mad she is, our girl certainly does love the publicity that comes from being engaged to a bigger celebrity. In other words, she wants to maintain her dignity… but publicity and cash may win out. Plus, she only needs to put up with him for another year or so. However, even if she does decide to stay, we hope that fans weren’t actually expecting a wedding… because that is NEVER going to happen! Zayn Malik/Perrie Ewards

262. BLIND GOSSIP 03/23 **#2**
This actor recently broke up with his girlfriend. No surprise there. She was just the latest in a long line of fake "serious girlfriends." And we are going to give you the scoop on exactly how it works! "Serious girlfriends" are always models or actresses. They are set up by their respective publicists. If the first few dates go well and they both agree to continue, they go into contract. A minimum of one photo op per month. After the first year or so, their P.R. teams float the rumor that they are getting serious. "They are talking about getting engaged/having children/shopping for rings/looking to buy a house/going to move in together!" That’s the final flurry of publicity. Then, a few months later, they amicably break up. There was one time that the contract was broken, but even that actress eventually came back around, and the "relationship" was resumed and completed. This setup works so well that our actor has repeated it five times in the past ten years! Yes, there is a pattern there… and there is no limit to the number of times it will repeat in the future!
Actor: Bradley Cooper
Some of his Ex-Girlfriends: Suki Waterhouse, Zoe Saldana (broke the contract, but came back), Renée Zellweger, Isabella Brewster, Jennifer Esposito

263. BLIND GOSSIP 03/23 **#3**
There are lots of bigger and flashier clubs near his vacation spot, but this television guy chose a smaller, out-of-the-way bar because he thought no one would recognize him. That didn’t happen. Not only was he spotted and photographed, but he tried to pick up on few girls during the course of the evening, too! "We were having a bachelorette party and he went directly for the three prettiest girls in our group. He was kind of wobbly, but he would put his arms around them to keep himself steady. He was showing off his watch and telling them that he was really rich and kept saying ‘I could take care of you.’ We didn’t know if he meant that he thought he could take care of them for the evening, or if he was proposing something longer-term! He actually has kind of a high-pitched voice and was pretty gross, but he thought he was a real catch even though none of us would go home with him. Fortunately, he didn’t get too handsy. He was definitely drunk though. He was pounding down beers and stumbling all over the place!" So much for sobriety! Scott Disick

264. DAILY MIRROR 03/23
A member of the royal family was in a suspected pedophile ring being investigated by police before an Establishment cover up, it was claimed. A former Metropolitan Police officer said he was told a member of the Queen’s family and an MP had both been identified as part of a major child abuse inquiry. But the operation is said to have been shut down by the Crown Prosecution Service for national security reasons. The claim came as the Met’s deputy assistant commissioner made a fresh appeal for victims of historic child sex abuse to come forward, and vowed: "We’ll go where the evidence takes us." The ex-officer told the Sunday Mirror how a named detective sergeant based at London’s Marylebone police station in the late 1980s spoke to him about the investigation and the fact it had been axed. The former officer said: "I was in a car with two other vice squad officers. They were discussing a madam who had provided a girl of about 15 to [British actor] Oliver Reed. "The detective sergeant said he had just had a major child abuse investigation shut down by the CPS regarding a royal and an MP. "He did not mention names, but he said the CPS had said it was not in the public’s interest because it ‘could destabilise national security’." The former officer added: "What I was told has stayed with me to this day." (thanks to Blind Gossip for abridged version) Prince Andrew

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor has always been known as a man who hits hotel bars late at night. He especially loves if they have a piano or some other kind of live entertainment. Since he has been married though, the trips have become earlier in the night or even during the middle of the day. Apparently he is no longer allowed to have more than one glass of wine or spirit per day and escapes the house to drink. Matthew McConaughey

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#2**
It took one season of this middling pay cable show to get the lead to cheat on his girlfriend of well over a year. She stuck with him when the former A- lister and possible celebrity baby daddy could not get anything better than a play and as soon as he got a lead in a show he started cheating on her with all of his fans.
Actor: Josh Hartnett
Pay cable show: "Penny Dreadful"
Girlfriend: Tamsin Egerton
Possible baby daddy: Katie Holmes/Suri Cruise

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress who will be B list again once her new show hits the air replacing the one that just ended, has a very jealous boyfriend. He guards his meal ticket like a hawk and is by her side or watching her on set or stalking her trailer the entire time she is working. He never lets her out of his sight.
Actress: Lea Michele
Former show: "Glee"
New show: "Scream Queens"
Boyfriend: Matthew Paetz

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#4**
The significant other of this foreign born B list mostly television actress from a hit cable show celebrated a life milestone by lighting up a joint in a hospital room the other day and then asked the nurse if she wanted some. She told him to put it out. Jessica Paré (had baby)

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#5**
This former A list mostly television actor from way back in the day on two hit shows who is supposed to be sober drank himself to a passed out state on a recent flight. His much much younger girlfriend wasn’t with the actor and he made short work of a half dozen mini-bottles before popping a pill and passing out. David Hasselhoff/Hayley Roberts "Knight Rider" and "Baywatch"

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#6**
This former B list celebrity turned reality star turned magazine pinup is expecting another baby. No, his current significant other who also had his children or his ex who also had children with him knows yet. The good news is our former B lister thinks he might have a job lined up very soon.
Celebrity: Levi Johnston
Magazine pinup: Playgirl
Ex: Bristol Palin
Current girlfriend: Sunny Oglesby
filing for divorce

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#7**
I guess it is one way to try and get a reality show. This model turned celebrity girlfriend, turned celebrity wife, turned probably had sex with a celebrity who was married while they were both married, wants to star in her own version of Rock of Love and is willing to sleep with as many executives and contestants on the show as it takes to get her and keep her on the air. Classy. Amber Rose

272. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#8**
This reality star who is the offspring of a rap legend did a test shoot for Playboy. The rap legend would put a stop to it in a second if he knew. Seriously, it would kill the guy if his daughter ended up naked in Playboy.
Offspring: Angela Simmons
Rap legend: Reverend Run ("Run–D.M.C.")

273. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#9**
This A list talk show host is not really helping with keeping their significant other sober. Ordering drinks and telling the significant other it is ok to have a sip or two of the drink is just not very nice. I expected more. Ellen DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#10**
This idiotic A list country singer was bragging to everyone about how he recently smuggled drugs into a foreign country. That should work out well for him on any future visits. Jason Aldean (wedding in Mexico)

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/24 **#11**
Buried somewhere in a tiny blurb of the corner of the internet was the announcement that a woman had been found dead in her car of an overdose. Missing for a few days, the very beautiful social media star (JO) with a very big following was found after an extensive search by her few close friends. One of the people who did not join in the search was this A lister. He is a solid A lister. Right up there with the biggest television actors working. A hit show. Network. He didn’t participate in the search and as bad as it sounds, he is probably grateful the woman is dead. Did he make her overdose? No, but he certainly didn’t do anything to stop her. Lets go back a bit. Almost two years ago our actor and our social media star crossed paths. He was cheating on his wife again and was at a party. JO was there. In a room full of attractive women, she was at the very top. She was close to or had just become legal. She was surrounded by men and women clamoring for her affection and attention. JO generally felt safer around women and most of her relationships were with women. She had a bad experience when she was in her early teens with a boyfriend. As a result she rarely did anything more than kiss a guy, and then only on her cheek. JO was a constant at Hollywood parties and would frequently send me little tips which mostly involved drugs. JO used drugs. A lot. As much as she would try to stop, she never really did. It was one of the ways she coped. JO and the A lister bonded over a line of coke. She saw him, looking for someone other than her and using her incredible smile and talent for making everyone fall in love with her who met her soon had our A lister doing a line. He told her he never really did drugs. One thing led to another and they talked for several hours and before he went home to his wife they fooled around a little. She was scared, but because she had seen him on television and in movies she thought she knew him already and felt safe. Over time they began speaking more and more. He was hiding JO from his wife and other girlfriends. She was hiding the A lister from her girlfriends. She was great at a keeping a secret about something like this. She told me about him being at the party, but it was not until months later that I heard they were a couple and I didn’t hear it from her. I asked her about it a few weeks after I learned and she admitted it. I told her to be careful and told her he had a reputation for other women. An extensive one. She said he was just seeing her. I didn’t tell her otherwise even though pretty much the whole world of Hollywood knows he will sleep with anyone. I think she really thought she was going to be the next Mrs. That was not going to happen. Our actor is getting divorced but there won’t be any new Mrs. Ever. It is not going to happen. I think he must have told her that. Told her that he wanted some time alone is what she told me he said. She tried to make it sound hopeful, but I knew she was lying. He had been seeing two other people besides her. I asked her if he ever said anything to her about her drug use and she said no because other than once or twice doing a line of coke with him that she managed to never use around him. She says he never knew. I think he did. I think he didn’t want something coming out about him being involved with someone who was a teen and a drug user. Would have killed his career. So, he dumped her and it killed her. I think she saw a way out. A way to achieve her potential. She knew she just needed that push to take her over the top. She already had the following. She already had the looks. What he gave her was not the push of being with someone famous, but he gave her the chance to be sober. When she was with him she was sober. She thought if she could be with him 24/7 she would be sober 24/7. She could live more openly and honestly. That her demons would fall away. Hopefully where she is now she is only surrounded by angels.
Social media star: Amanda Jordan (nuggiex)
Missing/Found dead
Actor: Patrick Dempsey ("Grey’s Anatomy")

276. BLIND GOSSIP 03/24 **#1**
There is a well-known young female celebrity who is very upset about the Vogue "Brat Pack" photo spread! However, she is not mad because her ex is featured in the spread. She is mad because she wasn’t asked to be included! It actually wasn’t a personal thing. It was a model-y thing. The magazine wanted very lean and lanky celebs who could pass for high-fashion models. That’s the reason our celebrity didn’t make the cut. By the way, the sibling of one of the Brats did not make the cut for exactly the same reason!
Female celebrity: Selena Gomez
Ex: Justin Bieber
Sibling: Kendall Jenner’s sister Kylie
Brat Pack

277. BLIND GOSSIP 03/24 **#2**
This actress is, without a doubt, one of the messiest celebrities in Hollywood! She recently tried to explain away her drug-and-aolcohol-fueled craziness by claiming that it was due to the loss of a former colleague. What?! First of all, she has had these same substance abuse issues for at least ten years! Secondly, she was never even that close to her former colleague. They didn’t hang out outside of official work or charity functions. There were no dinners or basketball games or vacations or day hikes. So what is this "woe is me" tour really all about? Sure it’s a publicity ploy for her new movie. But it’s also about what is happening after the movie. Nothing. While her costars have six or seven projects in production and in development, do you know how many this actress has lined up for 2015 and 2016? Zero. Nada. No one wants to hire her because she is an uninsurable mess. So, do you think her bid for sympathy will work… and result in work? Michelle Rodriguez (Paul Walker’s death)

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#1**
The boyfriend of this West Coast Housewife has got extremely close to a couple of the Housewives. He had sex with one and a daughter of another. Not at the same time though.
West Coast Housewife: Brandi Glanville "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Boyfriend: Jonathan Ruiz

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#2**
This married A list mostly movie actress was out to dinner with friends this week and taking a night off from baby and husband number two. She also spent every twenty minutes getting up from her table to go to the restroom. Next time she might want to make sure her clutch is closed before coming back to the table and get that vial all the way back in. Scarlett Johansson

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#3**
This Bravo star of one of their signature franchises was at a movie premiere this week and must have forgotten he had a woman he is supposed to marry. This hanging on to A list mostly movie actress said he would not stop hitting on her and kept bugging her to go have drinks with him and made it clear he wanted more than just drinks. Ryan Serhant "Million Dollar Listing NY"/Amanda Seyfried

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#4**
This former A list pop singer is pretty desperate for cash. Back in the day when she was flush she would never do any kind of product placement. Now, that she is a B lister, but still with A list name recognition who can’t get steady work, she can be had for as little as $2500 for photos with a product. Even at that price though, she is having trouble getting much interest. Lady Gaga/Kreation Organic

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#5**
This former A list child star spent Monday hanging out with the guy who got him hooked on heroin. The former star has been clean, but this is not looking good because the other guy still sells and uses.
Macaulay Culkin

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#6**
There is a video making the rounds of this B- list mostly movie actor who got his fame from that great network television show that turned into an almost television show. He has a big ego but this video of him pleasuring himself on cam should humble him a little bit. Michael Cera "Arrested Development"

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#7**
This former A list singer of an A list 80’s hair band who has turned himself into a reality star/singer apparently can only perform in bed if his dog is there. Watching. Brett Michaels

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show has a new network show after a couple of misses. Apparently the actress no one can stand who works with her was at it again. She told the director that she was the star and there was too much time being spent in one episode on people other than her. She did this in front of the crew. Debra Messing "The Mysteries of Laura"

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/25 **#9**
Just looking at it from the outside, you would think these two would get along really well. They don’t. They can’t stand each other. I mean this is really bitter hatred. I’m hard pressed to think of two women in Hollywood that hate each other quite this much. It all started ok back in the day. GS is a B list actress. Mostly television and really, she only keeps the B list status because of her constant attempts to stay in the spotlight through pap photos. Her made me famous role is over. She has done nothing since. She stays famous because she knows how to get photographed and does a little of this and that. She is busy and works, but it is because of her efforts to stay photographed that she has not dropped lower. SQ is an A list celebrity. Actually might even be A+. I don’t like her all that much so I hesitate to give her that +. She is versatile and there is not much in show business that she has not done. She has also done a masterful job of staying in the spotlight. It helps that she has had a better career. Still though, she has her ups and downs but kept herself hovering at A list and higher for almost two decades. Until about a decade ago, GS and SQ were friendly. Good friends. Not great. Not hanging out at your house, but good friends. GS is very good at finding people higher on the list than herself and inviting herself to their homes and events. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. One night, SQ confronted her then husband about GS. Apparently GS and SQ’s husband had a little fling and GS decided to let the world know it by becoming a little too affectionate with the husband in a very public way. After a couple of days the public forgot about it but SQ thinks about it to this day. She has done everything she can to sabotage projects that GS wants a part of. SQ has made sure that if someone wants SQ at their event that GS is not invited or relegated to the nosebleed seats which usually results in GS canceling. I was reminded of this feud this week because SQ had sex with GS’ boyfriend. She wasn’t shy about it at all. Oh, you won’t see it splashed in the tabloids and honestly he is not SQ’s type, but her one goal in attending an event this week was to have sex with him and she did. And she made sure that GS knew about it too. Mutual acquaintances of the two saw their phones blow up this week with selfies SQ took with the boyfriend. They left no doubt that the two of them hooked up. As an added dig, SQ also took a selfie with the boyfriend doing the exact same thing that GS did with SQ’s ex-husband that started the whole feud in the first place.
GS: Eva Longoria "Desperate Housewives"
SQ: Jennifer Lopez

Husband: Marc Anthony
Boyfriend: Jose Antonio Baston

Jennifer Lopez in Mexico to promote her fashion line

287. MR. X 03/25 **#1**
What A++ list actor and Oscar winner/nominee was out partying again the other night (what else is new?) and was spotted getting into a car with two transsexuals? Some press outlets reported the two as women, but if you see the paparazzi photos, it’s beyond obvious. Leonardo DiCaprio

288. MR. X 03/25 **#2**
What two D-list singers who are still trying to relive their glory days of teen idol-dom by playing clubs and bars in college towns are also not-so-secretly dating? They’re also trying to pitch a ‘Simple Life’ type of reality show, but so far there have been no takers. Aaron Carter/Drake Bell

289. BLIND GOSSIP 03/25 **#1**
The pressure is too much! The schedule is too grueling! The fans are too mean! The fact that this singer is gone is not shocking to us, and it should not be shocking to you. His unhealthy habits render him completely unable to handle any work or travel or publicity or stress in a rational and healthy way. He wants to pretend he quit? Fine. Let him pretend he quit and that it was his decision. He actually got fired. Why? Because this is a business, and a business decision had to be made. The band has to maintain a certain image to be successful, and that image definitely does not include what he has become. The drugs have taken over his life. He has gotten thinner and thinner, he can’t even pretend to be in a stable relationship, he can’t control his outbursts, he can’t do his job, he can’t pass a drug test, and he can’t get insurance. He had to go. In 127 Hours, James Franco’s character had to cut off a significant part of his body to save his life. In this case, they had to cut out one significant part of the group to save the whole band. Frankly, his band mates are relieved that he is gone. And you should be, too. He gets to live… and so does the band. Zayn Malik "One Direction"

290. BLIND GOSSIP 03/25 **#2**
Dear Diary, Now that this famous actor and his wife have split, I am on a mission to leak all sorts of horrible details about the wife to the media. I am trying to paint her as an unfit mother to hurt her chances of gaining custody of the couple’s child/ren. Who am I to do such a thing? Why, I’m The Roommate! You may be asking yourself why a rich and famous actor and his wife would need/want/have a male roommate living in their house. Well, I’m certainly not here to help pay the rent or participate in that stupid job wheel on the refrigerator! No, I am here because I am the actor’s BOYFRIEND! I am the person he loves. I am his partner in life. The marriage and the baby were just an arrangement to help him look straight. Unfortunately, he really picked the wrong person to partner with on this sham, and now it’s my job to help him get rid of her as soon as possible. Well, I’ve got to go and leak a few more nasty anecdotes about her! Until next time, Dear Diary… Jeremy Renner/Sonni Pacheco/Kristoffer Winters

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#1**
While this foreign born A list television actor who is a recent Academy Award winner/nominee was on a radio show, his significant other was having coffee with her supposed ex. They looked awfully chummy for being exes. Benedict Cumberbatch/Sophie Hunter/PROBABLY Conrad Shawcross

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#2**
New record, new girlfriend. Coincidence? I mean how much longer could he talk about the girlfriend he had a decade ago? It isn’t like the one he tried to have not that long ago stuck at all. She got out of that in a second when she knew what he wanted. Aaron Carter (Hilary Duff)

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#3**
I wouldn’t call it hazing but there is definitely some fat shaming of a person who is not fat on the set of a new show. This A-/B+ list mostly television actress who was recently on a hit show brought her bad reputation with her and has been muttering to anyone who will listen that her much younger B list mostly movie actress co-star should drop a few pounds and always always says something when she spies the younger actress eating anything.
Television actress: Lea Michele "Glee"
Co-star: Abigail Breslin
Show: "Scream Queens"

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#4**
I guess this is one way to try to make sure no one finds out you are cheating on your wife. This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who alternates between comedy and action and has been the lead in some smaller movies met a woman at an event and then arranged for her to take a car to the home where he is staying. The home belongs to an A+ list co-star who never uses it but has state of the art security and guards.
B+ list actor: Simon Pegg
A+ list co-star: Tom Cruise’s compound
Movie: "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation"
"Kill Me Three Times" L.A. premiere

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#5**
In what had to be one of the fastest product photo shoots on record this B list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition thanks to her ex relationship, was so nervous about being spotted that she had her hair and makeup done in the back of a van, walked twenty feet for the photographer and then ran back to the van which pulled away. I guess she doesn’t want to be asked about her relationships. Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise (rumor she is dating Jamie Foxx)

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#6**
KINDNESS: While the rest of the celebrities made nice on the red carpet with cancer patients for a minute or two prior to a screening, this former B+ list mostly television actress who starred for years on a very hit ensemble network show before dropping out of another before shooting that just ended its long run spent the entire screening out on the red carpet talking to patients and posing for photos and listening to their stories and the stories from their loved ones. She is just an amazing human being.
Maura Tierney ("NewsRadio" and "ER")  "Cancer: The Emperor of All Maladies" New York Screening

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#7**
With her first network show not going very well, this foreign born B-/C+ list mostly television actress who is known more for South Of France paychecks has been throwing her foreign born B+ list co-star under the bus to anyone who will listen as to why the show is not performing well. She is also sleeping with just about anyone on the show who is pitching new projects for pilot season or has one ready to shoot.
Foreign born B-/C- "South of France" actress: Kelly Brook
Foreign born B+ list co-star: Elisha Cuthbert
Show: "One Big Happy"

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#8**
She is still wearing her engagement ring, but this B+ list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show was spotted having a very brief makeout session with a guy who is most definitely not her boyfriend. Allison Williams "Girls"

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#9**
This A- list reality star spends most of her prison phone time trying to hammer out a deal for a cooking show and new cookbook so she won’t have to go back to her old show. She is also going to stick it to her old bosses by giving an interview to a different network when she gets out. Teresa Giudice "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#10**
One benefit of dating this A+ list Academy Award winner/nominee is that this A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee upgraded her drug supplier. She thinks she is getting much better coke because it costs more. The thing is the guy she was introduced to by her boyfriend gets his drugs from her old drug dealer and then cuts it. Sean Penn/Charlize Theron

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/26 **#11**
This is the first time this person has ever been a blind. When his name came up, I knew it of course, but I had to think back to the last project I saw him in. I thought it had been longer, but when I look up his filmography I remember the last role I saw him in, which was not that long ago in a movie with two A listers. Filmed out of the country. The last couple of movies he has shot have been filmed outside the country. He is foreign born. He tries to spend as little time as possible here in the US. Back in the day he was just about an A list mostly movie actor. Lots and lots of movies to his credit. He also is involved in lots of other entertainment work. He loves to do as much as he can because it gives him a valid reason for flying all over the world to check with his partners and suppliers. He is A+ list in his home country. It is from there that he runs everything. According to a journalist who has investigated him for the past three years, our actor/entertainer is one of the world’s largest drug dealers. He also launders hundreds of millions of dollars annually through huge vacation resorts that are springing up in his home country. The resorts, all of which he controls through front companies and builds with construction companies he controls through different names. His drug money is shipped home where it is used to purchase condos in these resorts and then flipped to everyday Joe buyers or the drug money is used to invest in the projects. That money invariably is invested with companies that suddenly declare bankruptcy leaving the person who sent the drug money a valid reason why he has nothing to show for his investment. Apparently law enforcement authorities around the world are almost powerless to do anything because anything he does that is remotely illegal he does from his home country. When he travels and meets with partners or suppliers, they simply talk about what investments they should steer their people too. The hope is that one of the people in a country will make a mistake and then can be turned. It is massive operation and the book will probably be a heart stopper.
Actor: Jet Li
Home country: China "Singaporean citizenship"
Last movie: "The Expendables" (Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger)

301. BLIND GOSSIP 03/26 **#1**
We know that some of you are upset over changes in your favorite band. However, if you can stop crying for five minutes, you’ll want to know what’s next! Management is now considering replacing exiting members of the band – one at a time – with younger and fresher faces and voices! BG calls it "The Menudo Strategy". For approximately twenty years, starting in the late 1970s, the management of a Latin boy band called Menudo constantly swapped out the boys as they got too old or tired or screwed up. All told, there were over THIRTY boys (including singer Ricky Martin) who were members Menudo at one time or another! As our band is still very popular – and making LOTS of money – employing this strategy makes good business sense. There is absolutely no point in killing this cash cow and putting dozens of people out of work just because the original members got old or tired or screwed up! It won’t be hard to find the first replacement. Already under consideration: two boys who star in different television shows, one young film actor, and two boys who are Broadway performers. Zayn Malik "One Direction"

302. BLIND GOSSIP 03/26 **#2**
Dear Diary, Uh oh! The publicists are maaaaad! They don’t want me to call him my "roommate" anymore. It doesn’t matter that we actually are roommates, and have been for many years. They just don’t want me to call him that! :( They also now want us to say that we were "childhood friends", and that we are "like brothers". That’s weird, because we grew up hundreds of miles apart! I don’t know about you, Diary, but I don’t think meeting someone in my twenties makes them a childhood friend, does it? Perhaps he was my imaginary childhood friend and I just forgot? But I don’t mind the part about us being brothers. Nobody minds if brothers share the same bath… or the same bed. ;) They also want us to be very careful about the word "partners", Diary. Don’t say "partners" anymore. Say "business partners". Whew! I don’t know about you, Diary, but all this wordplay is exhausting! Maybe I should just let his publicist do all the talking from now on. I mean, I want to please my boyfriend, but this is ridiculous! Wait a minute. Did I just say "boyfriend"? Oops! I’m probably not supposed to use that word to refer to my lover! Wait. I probably shouldn’t have said "lover" either. Dang, this is harder than I thought! Anyway, Diary, it’s time for me to go. I need to inventory all my old video tapes. Then I’m going to spend the rest of the day smearing my boyfriend’s roommate’s lover’s partner’s imaginary childhood friend’s soon-to-be-ex-wife. Busy, busy, busy! Jeremy Renner/Sonni Pacheco/Kristoffer Winters

303. BLIND GOSSIP 03/26 **#3**
Anyone who accuses this actress of doing things just for the publicity probably doesn’t realize that she doesn’t even have a publicist. She has always simply done exactly what she wanted to do. When she was younger, she used to do a lot of wild and destructive things, and she was unhappy a lot of the time. Now, she’s calmer and more constructive, and she is much happier. Not perfect, mind you, but genuinely happier. And she is still doing exactly what she wants to do. There are four things about which she is genuinely passionate: her business, her charitable work, her husband, and her kids. She also has to take care of her health issues. That’s where she puts her time. That’s where she puts her energy. It’s a very full life. There definitely isn’t any time or room for phony people who want to latch onto her to boost their own profile. She knows that this actor’s marriage is a sham. That’s why she didn’t go to his wedding… and that’s why she’s not going to let his phony new wife use her.
Actress: Angelina Jolie
Husband: Brad Pitt
Actor: George Clooney
Actor’s New Wife: Amal Alamuddin (Clooney)

304. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#1**
This A list mostly television actress from that hit network show we all love got caught in a lie recently but her interviewer just let it pass. Our actress said she live tweeted an episode during her labor even though her labor didn’t actually occur until four days after the episode aired. Our actress loves a good conspiracy theory and this will just bring up more questions. Kerry Washington "Scandal"

305. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#2**
This actress used to be B+ list. All of you know her from that show you all watched back in the day every single week and probably watched the reboot too. She had one other good run on a show but has been unable to get much work as of late. Anyway, she still has not given up the nose candy but when someone discovered a bag of hers with coke in it she claimed the bag was not hers. Yeah. She had been holding it a few hours earlier. Shannen Doherty "Beverly Hills, 90210" and "Charmed"

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#3**
This A- list reality star from an A list reality show that no one watches any longer but everyone still gets paid like people are, had to have extra makeup during a recent photoshoot because she was backhanded in the face by her boyfriend. She claims a dog hit her with a paw. Umm. Kylie Jenner "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"/Tyga (Remix Magazine)

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#4**
KINDNESS: It is a kindness for this guy, but for the rest of us probably normal behavior. This invariably cranky A list actor was stopped by some tourists with a map and asking directions and our actor spent ten minutes telling them what to see and then got them in a cab and told the driver where to take them and gave the driver a hundred dollar bill to take them around to the spots he mentioned to them. Alec Baldwin

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#5**
This former Disney tweener caught up in a recent controversy was treated like crap by this celebrity offspring who told her to stay away from her new celebrity boyfriend at a recent party. The offspring must have heard about his hookup with the former tweener. The former tweener was all class, which the offspring has none. Zendaya/Rumer Willis/Val Chmerkovskiy (partner to both on "Dancing With the Stars") (which is probably why Val and Rumer split so fast)

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#6**
This former A list mostly television actor from a long running network hit and a bunch of miss shows and movies since had to be awakened to appear on a recent talk show because he had passed out in his dressing room. Matthew Perry/"Jimmy Kimmel Show"

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#7**
This A list mostly television actress from a hit network show has a new buddy movie coming out soon was spotted with her ex yet again. I’m guessing she didn’t tell her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend about it. They got into a huge fight last time.
Actress: Sofía Vergara
Show: "Modern Family"
Buddy movie: "Hot Pursuit" (with Reese Witherspoon)
Ex: Nick Loeb
Boyfriend: Joe Manganiello

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#8**
A stripper/escort says she has been servicing this D list celebrity whenever his former A list reality star from multiple MTV shows girlfriend is away from home. Hey, the former reality star is not exactly being faithful either and was all over a guy the other night while drinking at a hotel bar. Farrah Abraham

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/27 **#9**
Considering how long this show has been off the air it’s remarkable how much money this very large cast makes. They do well. Not spectacular, but considering almost all of them have done nothing since the show ended decades ago, that is pretty good. As time goes by, and opportunities start to slip, the cast likes to jump on all money making opportunities. That is fine if it is a solo thing, but more often than not, the person offering a job wants more than one of the cast. One of those is generally the star of this blind. She arguably had the most popular character on the show, but is in the top three as far as status since the show. That character though is what organizers want, so they give her a call. She loves the call and her only condition ever is that she be the only member of the cast to be there or they won’t get her. Recently she could have given a cast member a chance at a $250K payday. She told the producers that was a no go. She wanted to be the focus and they agreed. As recent as that was, there was something that happened in the past week where she managed to screw over the entire cast in one day. A big payday was in the offing. All the cast had to sign a contract and money would be flowing into their pockets. Our star though decided she wanted a better deal and is holding up the process until she gets triple what any other cast member receives. If she does not get her triple pay, then she won’t sign and no one will get paid. She loves doing that to her co-stars. She loves when they beg with her and plead with her and kiss her butt and buy her presents just to make sure she always signs. This time though, the remaining members of the cast are fighting back. It is a potentially big payday. Enough money to see them through several years and there will be a war if our star does not sign. They will throw every bit of dirt at her they can. The star doesn’t seem worried. As of a day or two ago, she was still holding out for triple. Always screwing them. One day at a time.
Maureen McCormick/"The Brady Bunch"

313. MR. X 03/27 **#1**
Easy Easy: I don’t know why this former A-list pop diva and that blogger are being slow on saying that they’re friends again. The blogger posted a video in his website saying that he still doesn’t want to be friends with her (lie, they’ve patched things up a while ago) and that he doesn’t want to attend her wedding (another lie, he’s going to be her best man!) How long they’re going to be going on with this charade of a fake feud is anyone’s guess. Lady Gaga/Perez Hilton

314. MR. X 03/27 **#2**
What A-list mostly television actor and celeb spawn recently spent the night with that hooker/socialite/reality star the other night? I wonder how much he paid her, considering he spent a lot of cash in their dinner.

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor (as long as it is action) A+ (if he is in his franchise) is out of the country promoting his new movie. Even though he has a significant other he indulged when the foreign distributor sent up 10 hookers to his hotel suite this week.

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#2**
The barely teen daughter of this permanent A list super model was at a party last weekend doing Molly and looked like an expert. She knew how to pop open the capsule and toss the contents down her throat. Kate Moss’ daughter Lila Grace (13); Cindy Crawford’s daughter Kaia (14)

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#3**
This A list country singer who you could argue is A+ list in the country world might be about to have his well hidden decade long secret exposed. Apparently in his hotel room two weeks ago a maid spotted a pharmacy of pills in his room and called her boss who called one of the managers. The medications were all prescribed and all were used to deal with HIV. Kenny Chesney

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#4**
One of the stars on this network celebrity reality program which will probably go on forever got so angry at a woman in his home country who would not give him sex after a date that he beat her to the point where she needs specialized help everyday to get through life. Maksim or Val Chmerkovskiy (Ukraine)/"Dancing With the Stars"

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#5**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress is now a B lister in a couple of movie franchises. She has a younger female relative in rehab right now. That relative is saying some very jaw dropping things about our actress. Sexual things were done to the relative from a fairly young age. Zoe Saldana ("Avatar" and "Star Trek"); Jennifer Lawrence ("X-Men" and "Hunger Games"); Sigourney Weaver ("Ghostbusters", "Alien" and "Avatar")

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#6**
I want to feel sorry for her but she has done her share of home wrecking too. This former A list mostly television actress from an almost network hit has a B+ list name. She actually made her fame while with an ex-boyfriend who was an A+ lister at the time. Now he is a degenerate singer with a drug problem who spends half his time in a darkened house with an A+ list mostly movie actor. Anyway, our actress is being cheated on by her husband with some 18 or 19 year old. Young enough where she was denied booze with him the other night.
Actress: Rose McGowan (Davey Detail)
Show: "Charmed"
Ex-boyfriend: Marilyn Manson
A+ list actor: Johnny Depp

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#7**
For the third time I can remember now, this former A+ list mostly movie actress from back in the day who has been married to an A+ and A lister is having sex with a former hookup of her daughter. Always the same daughter’s boyfriends.
Actress: Demi Moore
A+ list husband: Bruce Willis
A list husband: Ashton Kutcher
Daughter: Rumer Willis

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/28 **#8**
A woman filed a police report against this Teen Mom for making threats against her. Apparently several of the threats were recorded on a phone and there are texts and DM’s from Tweets too.
Jenelle Evans (Accused Of Second-Degree Harassment)

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#1**
This A+ list diva/A list singer better watch out. This A list movie director films almost every person he has sex with. There have been a few one night stands where he was so wasted that he didn’t, but those are rare exceptions. Not the wasted part because that his him pretty much every night. Mariah Carey/Brett Radner

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#2**
This Atlanta Housewife shouldn’t be throwing rocks at glass houses about escorting considering there are a string of men who will line up stating they paid her for sex. She probably would say they were helping her with some of her business projects, exactly none of which ended up making money because there aren’t any.

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#3**
Another day and another co-star who hates the now wife. Apparently things are so bad between this female actress and the wife of the foreign born A list actor that whenever the wife visits, the co-star goes and hides somewhere until the wife leaves the set for fear of saying something directly to her instead of just behind her back.
Actor: Benedict Cumberbatch (wife Sophie)
Co-star: Louise Brealey
Show: "Sherlock"

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#4**
This married foreign born A list mostly movie actor is not only enjoying the local nightlife when it comes to women but also brought in his ex girlfriend who vowed never to even speak to him again after he dumped her so quickly for the B list mostly movie actress he married.
Actor: Daniel Craig
Wife: Rachel Weisz
Ex-girlfriend: Satsuki Mitchell

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#5**
This married national television talk show host from an ensemble show has no money and has been keeping up her lifestyle via the generosity of men. Her husband is practically bankrupt and at this point has stopped trying to keep the marriage intact no matter how much on the outside she likes to pretend she has a perfect world. Tamar Braxton "The Real"/Vincent Herbert

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#6**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who is probably still a B+ lister thanks to her name is a fairly new mother. Unfortunately for her the baby daddy wasn’t in the picture before, during or after the birth. Yeah, he shows up enough where he does not look like a complete a-hole but he never wanted the baby. Eve Mendes/Ryan Gosling

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#7**
This B+ list mostly television actor and his B list mostly television actress girlfriend co-star on a show. Apparently she treats him really badly on set and he is always running around doing things for her and getting things even though she has an assistant. The other day at the airport when he was pulling his fairly small bag she stopped in her tracks and wouldn’t move. He looked back and ran back to her. She pointed at her equally small bag and he grabbed it and began pulling both. Dylan McDermott/Maggie Q "Stalker"

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/29 **#8**
This HBO host was sitting in the back of a car outside a restaurant smoking a joint while getting orally serviced by a woman. I guess he knows how to time these things because he finished the joint at the same time she finished with him. They then went to a bar next door for a drink. Bill Maher

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#1**
Despite losing a lot of weight and returning to a size not seen for her for many years, this former A list singer turned bad actress turned celebrity with a side project was not happy with recent photos she took for her side project. Apparently she wanted a thigh gap and personally supervised the airbrushing until she decided she looked skinny enough. Jessica Simpson (side job: clothing and shoe line)

332. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#2**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born red carpet host took a break every few minutes from interviewing to take a little bump to keep her going. She said she had a long night the night before the show and had not slept in a couple of days. She looked rough. The coke was just making it worse.

333. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#3**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This foreign born B- list actress/singer who is A+ list in her own country was the object of attention from this married B list mostly television actor who has a resurgence in his career the past couple of years after a very long dry spell. He was with his wife but whenever he had a chance would find an excuse to talk to the B- lister and every time would slip off his wedding ring. He finally snagged her number on his third try of the night.

334. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#4**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This B+ list foreign born tweener singer turned do not much of anything except film interesting uses for counters made this young teen actress feel like crap. She was excited to meet the singer and he asked what she was in. When she said she voiced an A list character he said she looked like she had a face for voice overs and walked away. A-hole. Cody Simpson/Fatima Ptacek "Dora the Explorer"

335. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#5**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This A-/B+ list host/manager/a little bit of everything else hooks up with the host of not that watched Nickelodeon show. She was at the event but he had eyes on this other actress from the same network that is on a long running show. He hit on her all night and was going to take her back to his place. When she told our host that she is just 17 he balked though and snapped his fingers at the host and told her they could get together that night after all. She went with him.
A-/B+ host/manager: Nick Cannon
Host of Nickelodeon show: Elle Young "Figure It Out"
17 year old Nickelodeon: Kira Kosarin "The Thundermans"

336. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **#6**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: This almost legal Nick actress from a multiple season show on the network does not seem the type to be a follower but she said she has scheduled an appointment on her 18th birthday to get a breast enlargement. Her parents won’t let her now, but she says she is counting down the days. She said she is the only one on her show featuring teens even younger than her who have not had their breasts enlarged.

337. MR. X 03/30 **#1**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: What young stars of that hit network comedy were seen ingesting some capsules before they hit the red carpet? The capsules contained a small amount of coke. Sarah Hyland/Ariel Winter "Modern Family"

338. MR. X 03/30 **#2**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: Which reality star and sibling of an almost A-list pop diva made constant excuses to any reporter who asked on why his more famous sibling was persona non grata? Apparently there is still bad blood between the diva and her former network which is mainly her fault. Frankie Grande (Ariana)

339. MR. X 03/30 **#3**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: Same guy from BI #2, he was seen at an after-party making out with that D-list ex-beard of that diva? This isn’t the first time they’ve hooked up.

340. MR. X 03/30 **#4**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: What A-list comedian/actor/host appeared to be all chummy on the red carpet with that A/B-list actor and host but before the show started he called him every foul name in the book? Apparently host #2 was oblivious to the fact that host #1 has been friends with his ex for decades.
A- comedian/actor/host: Chris Rock
A/B- actor/host: Nick Cannon

341. MR. X 03/30 **#5**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: Biggest Diva Award of the night goes to that soon-to-be B-list musician who ordered everyone backstage, including some celebs, not to look her in the eye and that she get her own dressing room. Of course she didn’t get her own dressing room, and she was pissed. Iggy Azalea

342. MR. X 03/30 **#6**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: What current tweener whose show is ending soon confused the paparazzi on the red carpet with her new edgy look? They started screaming "Kesha! Kesha, over here!" Needless to say, she wasn’t pleased. Debby Ryan

343. MR. X 03/30 **#7**
KIDS CHOICE AWARDS: The main man of the show seemed playful with his girlfriend/beard on the red carpet and backstage but they went their separate ways once the show ended. She was seen with a much older man and he was at a private after-party in WeHo getting a lapdance from a male stripper. Nick Jonas/Olivia Culpo

344. MR. X 03/30 **#8**
iHeartRADIO Music Awards: Easy Easy: What closeted A-list actor and musician tried to shut up that three-lettered gossip site who posted an old video from one of his infamous all-male parties of him dancing around his mansion nearly naked? He was unsuccessful of course, but considering what he said last night it seemed a bit hypocritical. Jamie Foxx (TMZ)

345. MR. X 03/30 **#9**
iHeartRADIO Music Awards: What A-list singer and (bad) actor kept on talking about his wife/beard (who is using him as a merkin), but was seen getting a little too affectionate with his longtime "best friend"? Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel/Jimmy Fallon

346. MR. X 03/30 **#10**
iHeartRADIO Music Awards: The one encounter everyone was waiting to happen last night between those two volatile pop stars actually did happen, albeit briefly. They were both backstage and passed each other, the girl said hi but he sulked off saying nothing. Well, that really pissed off the girl, who was just trying to be nice. To get back at him, she yelled "Tell *insert first name of the guy’s latest ex* I said hi!" whereas he replied with a loud "FUCK YOU!" Rihanna/Chris Brown/Karrueche Tran

347. BLIND GOSSIP 03/30 **#1**
In public, this family declares how much they love and support this young male relative. In private, though, they feed stories to large media sources about how horrible and lazy and embarrassing he is to the family. He knows that they are doing this, and occasionally lashes out at them when it becomes too much. This only causes them to become even nastier to him. It’s a vicious cycle. He is very depressed and genuinely believes that certain family members would rather have him kill himself then tell anyone the truth about the family. He also believes that they have planned the story line as to how they will react when he does. He will look like the villain, and they will look like the sympathetic heroes ("We tried so hard to help him!") They may get their wish. He has already attempted to off himself at least once in the past couple of years.
Young Man: Rob Kardashian
Family: The Kardashians

348. BLIND GOSSIP 03/30 **#2**
This pretty young actress has an apartment in a large city. She is facing eviction. Her filming schedule means that she spends a lot of time away from home. If she knows that she is going to be away for a few weeks, she lists her apartment on a popular BnB rental website that caters to out-of-towners. She has done this several times using a photo of a non-famous friend in the advertisement. Unfortunately, one of her subletters went a little crazy during their stay, and the landlord quickly discovered the actress’ scheme. The landlord says that this illegal subletting violates her leasing agreement, and wants her out! She really loves the apartment – plus she has a clean image that would be marred by a public dispute – so her attorney offered her landlord a substantial amount of money to cover the damages and to make the problem go away. The landlord is considering taking the money… but only if the actress agrees to never sublet out the apartment again!
Dakota Fanning; Emma Stone

It turns out … today’s blind item has a much more in common with Mrs. Carter than Jay Z after all! Sure, this female pop star may have been fathered by a biracial dad, but she is a Black woman just the same. However, it’s been revealed that just as Sasha Fierce proves to be lacking Black Pride by spreading word that she’s "Mixed" with African American, Native American and French, our Caribbean Queen is being revealed to be doing the same! A tipster tells us that’s exactly why people from her island nation are putting her on blast as a sell-out "ashamed of being Black!" Here’s what a source had to say about our blind item: "She should stop lying about her race." Word is Jay Z held previous fear over her possibly surpassing his Bey. Rhianna

350. TMZ 03/30
TMZ Sports just spoke with a bisexual NFL player who's upset with Michael Sam -- telling us he was OFFENDED when Sam said other gay men in the league are less courageous because they don't want to come out. The player -- who didn't want to be identified by name -- has played in the league for several seasons and says he's open about his sexuality with close friends. But when the player read Sam's recent comments about gay men in the league -- he was offended. Specifically, the player was upset when Sam said ... "I respect the players that did reach out to me and had the courage to tell me that they were also gay, but they do not have the same courage as I do to come out before I even played a down in the NFL." The player's response -- "As a bisexual man, I just feel like Michael Sam does not speak for all gay men." "He has his own opinion ... but DON'T say that we don't have the courage to come out. It's totally wrong. Just speak for yourself. No one else." "It's no one's business what my sexuality is. You should like me for me ... not for who I choose to be with." The player continued ... "I feel the NFL isn't ready for people to be open about it. Or the General Managers for that matter." Despite those opinions, the player says he believes Sam DID get a fair shot to make a team -- "I just don't think he performed well."

351. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#1**
The possible criminal incident that this mogul brought on himself last week was the second one of the week. The first was swept under the rug through a quick exchange of some cash.
Harvey Weinstein (accused of groping model)

352. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#2**
As sloppy drunk as this A list superhero actor was at an event two nights ago, there was still no excuse for him pawing at this foreign born B list mostly television actress who was on a long running hit overseas and crashed and burned here. Everyone assumed she would push him away and go on with her night but he started talking about a part in his new movie and she is desperate for work and the next thing you know they left together. It was really sad watching it all take place.
A list actor: Henry Cavill ("Superman")
B list actress: Karen Gillan ("Dr. Who") ("Selfie")

Event: Jameson Empire Awards 2015

353. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#3**
Apparently this A- list singer about to embark on a new tour is tired of jabs about her weight but she doesn’t have the will power to diet so she is snorting what she thinks is straight Adderall but her significant other actually buys it with some coke mixed in. I think he wants her to die of a heart attack. Kelly Clarkson/Brandon Blackstock

354. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#4**
The husband of this B+ list reality star from multiple reality shows got dragged through the mud for months because of his cheating. Our B+ lister though has been just as busy. Once a week she has "lunch" with her agent. She isn’t really meeting her agent but he does cover for her in case the husband calls. Our reality star has a meeting in a Burbank hotel room with a guy she met overseas. Kendra Wilkinson/Hank Baskett

355. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#5**
The star of this hit network show used to be in movies. Always was in movies and then disappeared for what seemed like a decade before he hit television. This is his second run on a hit network show. Technically third, but that third he was a bit player. Anyway, he was caught in a very bad position with a young girl who was guest starring on his current show. A very bad position. Like he should be in jail but for some reason is not. It happened on set. Timothy Hutton; Terence Howard; James Spader

356. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#6**
This very much still married former leader of a country who is still A list when it comes to name recognition was out of his own country this past week and in another and enjoying the company of this woman who is the ex of an A+ list mogul. Tony Blair/Wendi Deng/Rupert Murdoch

357. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#7**
The girlfriend of this A- list mostly movie actress changed her name a few years ago to get away from her drug dealing past. It doesn’t mean though that she doesn’t still use and she has the actress taking all kinds of drugs and becoming dependent on the girlfriend. Kristen Stewart/Alicia Cargile

358. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#8**
I’m not really sure just how clueless the boyfriend of this B list mostly television actress from a hit NBC show is, but it is pretty bad. She sees him when she is in town and then takes her ex with her when she goes back to location to film. What I don’t get is why she does not split with her boyfriend? Why take the chance of being caught by him and the public?
Actress: Sophia Bush
Boyfriend: Jesse Lee Soffer
Show: "Chicago P.D."

PROBABLY Ex: Dan Fredinburg (died on April 25, 2015, of head injuries in an avalanche at Mount Everest's South Base Camp triggered by the 2015 Nepal earthquake)

359. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#9**
This A+ list mostly movie actress has been going to the same three restaurants for lunch for years. Total amount of food eaten off the thousands of dishes she has ordered? Maybe a total of a salad or two. She never eats. Ever. Even when she was pregnant. She sits and talks to her friends and drinks water and maybe eats a bite of lettuce. Reese Witherspoon

360. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/31 **#10**
This former American Idol contestant who was really big for awhile and probably still has fans who think he is the same teen heartthrob he was during the show is writing a book talking about how his father beat him and forced him to be with women to prove he was not gay. David Archuleta

361. BILLY MASTERS 03/31
Could it be that a certain multi-media man is running into a few problems with his latest gig? For a change, it's not his stiffness that's a problem. This time, it's all about his hair. Well, not so much "his" hair as the hair he purchased - perhaps from a lactacting Himalayan yak! It may look OK in live gigs where he's known to shellac it within an inch of its life, but this is HD, baby. He was given an edict - get better plugs or the plug would be pulled. It doesn't matter how many cult members he has on his side, he's definitely taking this threat seriously since he can't afford to get drummed right out of Hollywood. After his last disastrous attempt at homecoming, he learned that sometimes you can't come crawling back - even with heavily discounted tickets! When our blind item ties in so effortlessly to another story, it's definitely time to end yet another column.
Tom Cruise/Yak

362. BLIND GOSSIP 03/31 **#1**
This actress is best known as the star of some large films that have always been fan favorites at the Kids’ Choice Awards. But let’s not talk about her work when we can talk about something much more interesting: her personal life! There was so much turmoil in both of her two most recent relationships with men that we can’t blame her for being somewhat coy in public about her newest relationship. However, she does seem to be a little more open about it when talking to friends. She was overheard telling another actress backstage at the Kids’ Choice Awards that her new Significant Other is "awesome" and that they are going to "make it official next year"… whatever that means. While we doubt that those who were huge fans of her previous relationship with a famous costar will be as enthusiastic about this match, at least she’s happy. And at least this relationship is not something that was invented in a publicist’s office!
Past Relationships:

363. BLIND GOSSIP 03/31 **#2**
This very famous film actor and actress couple is dealing with their out-of-control kid. Again. This should not come as a big shock. They knew he was using for more than five years, but they just kept bankrolling him through college and his career… and his drug habit. Why didn’t they just yank him out of college and cut off his big allowance? They were in denial. They wanted to keep the whole mess private. They kept hoping that he would eventually grow up and take some responsibility. It never happened, and now he is simply a full-blown addict with limited career prospects. The parents paid for rehab, but his sobriety didn’t last long. He’s using again. He’s got a big mouth and a nasty temper, too. The parents are trying to get him to return to rehab, but he is of legal age and is fighting them on that. They are very intent on saving him, but may need some help. If they are unable to convince him themselves to go back to rehab, they are planning to stage an intervention this weekend. Good luck to them. Chet (Haze) Hanks (son of Tom and Rita Hanks) (recently threatened Howard Stern)

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