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ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/01/13 REVEALS
1. BLIND GOSSIP 01/01
This over-35 actor stars in one of the big films that came out in December. He works hard to maintain his image as a good husband and father. Fans might then be surprised to learn that, in his entire married life, the longest that he has ever been faithful to his wife is only 4 weeks. He claims that he never initiates the encounters (as if that somehow makes it better), and that its not his fault that women pursue him. While the wife doesnt like his cheating, she has learned to accept it over the years, and now simply admonishes him to "Just be careful!" We wonder if that advice came before or after he fathered a child outside of their marriage a couple of years ago. Paul Rudd
Shes an All-American actress, hes a Golden Boy actor. Rumors about them as a new couple have been making for some interesting headlines. So heres the low-down on their relationship: They are just friends, people! Yes, they have been hanging out together. But there is a really good reason why they would never actually "date" date: He has a Significant Other. Who definitely isnt an actress. But who definitely acts. What would his Ex-Girlfriend say about all this? Not much. She knows that they are never getting back together. So the next time you see All-American and Golden Boy hanging out together, know that they definitely arent doing anything intimate. They each just dont mind making some headlines the day after hanging out with an attractive, famous, age-appropriate (for a change), "eligible" member of the opposite sex who lives in the same city.
All-American Actress: Katie Holmes
Golden Boy Actor: Jake Gyllenhaal
Significant Other: Austin Nichols
Golden Boys Ex-Girlfriend: Taylor Swift
LAWYER 01/02 **#1**
He bought her drinks. He shared his coke stash with her and said he had plenty more and another $25K in his pocket to spend on her. Back to her hotel they went. Her middle of the night special. She is a C list all movie actress with A+ list name recognition who is on vacation. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 01/02 **#2**
This former A list female tweener thinks 2013 will finally be her year. After years of being passed around by a bunch of guys she has finally found someone to stick to. He is an A++ list celebrity and pays her well and she can stay with him until his A++ list celebrity wife gets tired of seeing her around too much and tells her husband to find someone new. Adrienne Bailon/Jay Z/Beyonce
LAWYER 01/02 **#3**
Despite what they would have you believe, this celebrity couple did split earlier this year, at least for a bit. She is A list all the way and he is a far cry from what he used to be and to be honest would be D list without his wife who keeps his name out there. Otherwise he would be a one album wonder. Anyway, he discovered as much when they split because his wife canceled all his cards and access to their bank account and he realized he had no money of his own. None. He didn't have the heart for a messy legal fight so came home and has been kissing butt ever since. Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
LAWYER 01/02 **#4**
Apparently this B list celebrity/socialite with A list name recognition will do anything at this point to stay in the limelight and get her fashion line funded. Her boyfriend is filthy rich. She is so willing to put up with anything that this past week he sent her down to the pool for an hour while he had sex with an escort. He told her that is what he was going to be doing. She put up with it. Who does this??? Nicky Hilton/James Rothschild
LAWYER 01/02 **#5**
This should be interesting. This been through a lot C list all movie comedic actor said that he had a vasectomy many years ago. When his wife got pregnant she convinced him that maybe his vasectomy did not work. What she forgot to tell him was that it also could have been that other guy she is seeing on the side. I can't wait until the baby is born.
LAWYER 01/02 **#6**
She is a foreign born B list actress. She probably has another year or so of that status until her fame begins to wear off. A franchise will do that to you. You get that afterglow, but if you don't do anything with it, then at some point you just become a footnote in movie history and a regular at conventions signing your autograph and answering the same questions repeatedly. Our actress is aware of all this but she can't seem to change her goody goody image. She is stuck in roles she doesn't want and also, no one really wants her. They think of her as her character and she can't break out of it. She also thinks she is a better actress than she is. Money is not an issue for our actress. She has plenty. She also has a string of boyfriends who tired of her neediness and constant reassurance she requires to make it through a day. She would love to do Playboy, but her parents would kill her and that means a lot to her. She would love to do a hard R movie with a sex scene, but the two she has auditioned for she didn't get because it was just so hard to take her seriously at it. The producers thought about it for the publicity aspect of it, but the film would bomb with her in it as a lead actress. She has thought about being caught with drugs but she doesn't use them. She rarely drinks either and when she does just gets giggly and falls asleep within a few minutes. She has actually been in trouble once. Kind of. She just doesn't know if she can do that again because she is so shy. Emma Watson/INCIDENT
LAWYER 01/04 **#1
This former almost A lister from a great show back in the day continues with her comeback. She still has not lost her sexiness and she recently had her nanny take one of her kids outside her trailer so the married actress could have a quickie with her co-star after they had filmed a love scene together. Keri Russell
LAWYER 01/04 **#2**
This former B list mostly television actress who is probably a C lister now unless something comes out of retirement, has been in this space before. She is the actress who wanted to give back the child she adopted. Has not spent more than five minutes with the child in months. Kristin Davis
LAWYER 01/04 **#3**
This former A list mostly television actress is now a B- list all movie actress with A list name recognition. She is also a huge diva even though she tries to pretend she isn't. This week her boyfriend called her out on it and did a series of impressions of her and her diva behavior in front of her friends. She was not amused and the pair slept in separate bedrooms and did not come anywhere near each other the final three days of their trip. Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux
LAWYER 01/04 **#4**
"This is the best time I have had in years. I can drink and eat what I want. I can have booze. I can stay up late. I have no one telling me what I should or should not be doing 24/7. He is so controlling." C list all movie actress with her friends discussing why she is enjoying her break from her A list celebrity boyfriend. Julianna Hough and Ryan Seacrest
LAWYER 01/04 **#5**
Despite her non-stop efforts at getting publicity for herself over the past few months, this C list celebrity who used to be almost A list has had no takers for anyone who wants to represent her or take a chance on her. They know what happened last time and think she will be a huge flop. They have tried to explain to her that it is not about publicity as it is about talent and how no one thinks she has any. Paris Hilton
LAWYER 01/04 **#6**
This actress is the definition of B list. She is known for television, but she knows her career on television is limited. For the first time in her life she says that she is in a normal relationship. It took a long time for her to admit it because all of her previous relationships have been very un-normal. Although she is young, she has been in relationships with men who have been as much as three times her age. Left alone without much supervision from a very young age, our actress was involved with a 60 year old man when she was just 18. He used her, but she felt like she could not break away from him or leave him because he could have ruined her best chance at fame. It did give her that first big taste of fame, but she hates talking about it. There have been times in the past when she was made to audition with two other teens for a role and all three had to do it naked while the producers looked on. She thought about walking away, but she really wanted the part. She didn't end up getting it even though she slept with one of the producers because he had taken a liking to one of the other actresses she auditioned with. He didn't tell her that though until after he slept with her. She was on the road at a young age and so many nights were about underage drinking and pot smoking and having sex, whether it was men or women, old or young. Anything to make the day different. Rose McGowan
GOSSIP 01/04 **#1**
Weve mentioned this young celebrity and his drug habits before. Well, the topic has reared its ugly head once more. His panicked management team has been working feverishly over the past couple of days to shut down the conversation. So lets talk about it even more! This isnt about him occasionally sparking up at a party. The kid is a total and complete stoner. He usually lights up in the morning, and keeps it going all day long. At the house, in the hotel, in the car, on the tour bus, backstage at his own performances, backstage at other events. Blunts, pipes, bongs he uses them all, baby! But would he or his team ever admit that he uses drugs? Absolutely not! Because then mothers would force their daughters to take down his posters from their bedroom walls. And they wouldnt buy their daughters his perfume for their birthday. And they wouldnt let them kids use their allowance money to buy his songs and concert tickets. And they certainly wouldnt indulge their daughters fantasies that someday, somehow, he could be her boyfriend. Why not? Because hes a druggie. And no mother in her right mind would support her daughters crush on a drug addict! His management team knows that they have a problem on their hands. The kid is completely out of control. And, yes, its interfering with his ability to do his job. But, rather than send him to rehab, they think its more important to them that they keep his image clean. Image equals money. And this kid is a money machine. In fact, his management team is so concerned about his image and the money machine that they are now sending out press releases discrediting anyone who even hints that he has ever used drugs. Yes, they are sending out lies, lies, lies. And they are totally failing him. Perhaps instead of trying to discredit people who cant defend themselves, his management team should hop on their scooters and go do an intervention with their little druggie. God knows he needs one. Justin Bieber
GOSSIP 01/04 **#2**
She has wanted a baby for a long time. She and her husband have been doing everything possible to try and conceive. Her family has been very supportive. Until now. Her mother just asked her to hold off on fertility treatments for the time being. She doesnt want her to get pregnant right now, lest it take any attention away from her much-more-profitable sibling.
She: Khloe Kardashian
Husband: Lamar Odom
Mother: Kris Jenner
Sibling: Kim Kardashian
GOSSIP 01/04 **#3**
This attractive couple got married in the last couple of years after many years of dating. They recently decided to add to their family by adopting a dog. After weeks of searching for exactly the right dog, they wound up adopting a puppy from a shelter in the South. The staff reports that they were very kind and down-to-earth with everyone they met at the shelter, and very sweet and playful with each other (he even affectionately smacked her on the butt when he thought no one was looking). Nicest of all, in addition to paying the usual adoption fees, they very quietly took everything that they had in their wallets (several hundred dollars) and stuffed it into a donation box on their way out.
GOSSIP 01/04 **#4**
This couple is getting serious. They are both actors. While he isnt exactly in her shadow, she is older and more famous than him. Does the age difference bother her? She told a friend that "he may be much, much younger than my ex-husband, but he is also much, much more stable." Yes, her ex is an actor, too. And a rather volatile one at that.
Actor: Ben Foster
Actress: Robin Wright
Ex: Sean Penn
GOSSIP 01/04 **#5**
Here is an update on a teen favorite who is screwing up his life. He actually went home for Christmas. He spent a few pleasant days with his family, golfing and skiing and opening presents and enjoying family dinners. But he wont be sticking around. Hes going to hop on a plane early next week and go play around Europe. By play, we mean hang out with his girlfriend (a bland girl who he doesnt realize is totally using him to promote her product), drink until he is blackout drunk, and do enough cocaine and heroin to kill the average person. If you are a fan of his (and we know that there are millions of you following him on Twitter), you can help him. Stop denying that he has a problem. Stop enabling him. Tell him to go get well. Tell him youll still be there as a fan if he takes a break to go to rehab. And, yes, his family knows about his problem. They have been trying, asking, begging, and demanding him to get help. None of it has worked. They had made arrangements to get him into rehab right after Christmas, so that could spend a month away from all the bad influences in his life, and be healthy for his upcoming tour. He lies and says that he is not using. He says that there is nothing wrong with him and that he doesnt need to go to rehab. And, because he is an adult, no one can force him to go. They also cant force him to stay. These are trying times for the family. They are supposed to be in the studio this month, working on an album and getting ready for next months tour. Instead of doing either, he is taking off, leaving his family and his team in the dust so that he can go party some more. They are furious that he is letting him down. They are also scared that they will get the call one day that he has overdosed in some hotel room in Europe. But he is young, and stupid, and an addict and they have to let him go. What else can they do? Joe Jonas
Did this faithful Wife just learn her Husband is not as faithful on the internet? Monica and Shannon Brown
STREET KING 01/04
She headed for Hollywood in the 90's, with big dreams of becoming a star. After touching down in Tinseltown, she began her trek of sleeping her way to the top first, with Wesley Snipes. She later moved on to a successful rapper-turned actor, before landing a few television cameos beside him. Dont believe me.. Ask LL Cool J. It wasnt long before she secured a spot beside one of the NFLs legendary players. Rewind to her first days in Los Angeles, when she lived a small apartment without furniture. Thats a far cry from the luxury life complete with a 60,000 thousand square foot home set on 200 acres of land she later gained in the Lone Star state. Dont believe me.. Ask her child abusing sister, Kandi. Heres what were told our blind items father said to her before he died: "U will always be Deions side piece. Hell never marry you. Why would he marry you? He could get any woman he wants, why you? You dont have shit to bring to the table. Hes not going to marry you." Sources say thats before our mystery ladys money-grubbing sister said, "I guess daddy was wrong". Pilar Sanders
This happy actor was one of the leads on a popular TV series last year. He is both good-looking and talented, and should have no problems getting a date with either gender. So, who was his date for a New Years Eve concert? His girlfriend. She is a beautiful woman who just happens to have been born a man. Yes, he already knows. He just doesnt want you to know. Darren Criss ("Glee")/Mia Swier
LAWYER 01/06 **#1**
This C+ list movie/television actress probably has B list name recognition. She has recently reunited with a C list celebrity who appears to be famous only because of a connection. Anyway, after he apologized repeatedly for months for saying that she was the cause of the miscarriage of their baby, she finally took him back. Probably not a good idea. It was not like he was exactly celibate while they were split even though he told her they were. Brenda Song & Trace Cyrus
LAWYER 01/06 **#2**
This former reality star and now B list celebrity is moving on really quickly from her husband. Why so fast? She has a new guy locked and loaded that she started seeing while married and he wants to get married and so does she. Did I mention that he is extremely wealthy and is bailing her out of a little situation that has not come to light yet. Bethenny Frankel & Warren Lichtenstein
LAWYER 01/06 **#3**
This soon to be A list now all movie actress told a friend of hers the other night that she had been at a party about 3 months ago and hung out with this A+ list all movie actor. She got a little more drunk than normal and she went back to his place and she spent the night. When she woke up in the morning, the actor told her they had spent the night in a guest room because his mom was in one bedroom and his B list all movie actor girlfriend was in another. Our actress said she had no idea and called the other actress later to apologize saying that the A list actor told her that he was single.
Movie actress: Amanda Seyfried
A+ actor: Bradley Cooper
B list actress: Zoe Saldana
"Hollywood Film Awards"
LAWYER 01/06 **#4**
This A list celebrity has always had sex with whomever he has wanted to. His money and fame usually see to that. He is getting bored though with just paying and wants a challenge. He told one of the producers on one of his shows that they needed to find a job for this B-/C+ list all movie actress because our A lister wants to sleep with her and flaunt it and make this other A list celebrity look really bad. Simon Cowell/Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest)
This young star is on a big TV show surrounded by talented people. Weve talked about her several times before, including in the past few weeks. Our news about her will break your heart: She is lying to you. She says that she is sober. She is not. She talks and tweets about how wonderful sobriety is. Well, its all bullsit. She is drinking and doing lots of drugs (mostly cocaine) again. Yes, its hypocritical, but its also typical addict behavior. Addicts are liars. And when addicts relapse, they tend to lie about it. When they are confronted with the truth, they blame someone else. This time, she is blaming "gossip sites" for her problems! Riiight. Girl, no one on the internet forces you to hang out with a slimy, older actor who plies you with drugs and alcohol so youll have sex with him. No one on the internet persuades you that it is harmless to do a few shots to take the edge off. No one on the internet sticks a mountain of cocaine in front of you and hands you a rolled-up hundred-dollar bill. Fortunately, as we are writing this blind item this morning, she is back in rehab! This time its just for a few weeks. She will be out before the end of the month. She lied about last years stint in rehab, and will undoubtedly lie about this one, too. We hope that her management team which completely screwed up her last rehab stay by pulling her out every fifteen minutes to do a photo op to try and prove that she wasnt in rehab will leave her there this time. We wont divulge her exact location, but she is safely tucked away in a very nice facility on one of the coasts. Get well, Kid. Demi Lovato
LAWYER 01/07 **#1**
"I don't want anyone to notice me so I don't need any special attention or people with me." Five minutes later when no one is actually noticing the A+ list all movie actress she asks for police and "two or three" people from the airline to walk with her because she felt threatened. There was no one who noticed her until she started with her demands. Anne Hathaway
LAWYER 01/07 **#2**
This still a minor by a long shot and the offspring of an A list celebrity has been sleeping with her bodyguard who is at least twice as old as our offspring. I wonder if her mom knows.
LAWYER 01/07 **#3**
This C list reality star from an A list network reality show is disappointed that after all these years of being on the show, that no place in Vegas ever wants to host her birthday. Our reality star who thinks way more of herself than anyone else ever has thinks she should be paid $50K-$100K to have her birthday in Vegas. No one has ever offered her more than $5K so again this year she had it at a place she found disrespectful to her star status but which did write the biggest check. Karina Smirnoff "Dancing with the Stars"
LAWYER 01/07 **#4**
If you ask this former almost A list television actress and now permanent B list reality star about the life threatening illness she once said she had, she will tell you that it was all a huge publicity ploy at a time where people were calling her some not very nice names. She says that she is fully prepared to have it make a huge comeback if she ever needs it again. Meanwhile though she is happy traveling from country to country earning big paychecks and meeting rich men. Pamela Anderson (Hepatitis C)
LAWYER 01/07 **#5**
This former A list tweener who is now still a B list celebrity who can't decide if she is an actress or a singer is really worried. Really worried. She has never been tested for any STD's, because even though she had unprotected sex with her former A list tweener boyfriend, he always told her he had protected sex with everyone he cheated with. Turns out he has never had protected sex with anyone and the tweener is freaking out and scared of what her doctor will tell her. Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
LAWYER 01/07 **#6**
This actor will probably always be A list. Talent wise he is probably a C lister. Always movies. Not sure if has ever appeared on television except on talk shows. Been around forever and has had a rebirth of sorts over the past few years, but much of it has been done with some very heavy handed editing. Our actor, despite his status is barely able to walk any longer and there is no way he is running anywhere. His body is too beat up and has way too many miles. Drugs, and a very long history of abusing his body have taken him to the point where he has significant gaps in his memory and when he walks it is more like a shuffle. He would like to get out more often, but it is such an involved production and has to be carefully managed to make sure his current franchise is not affected by what people might see or perceive about the actor or his condition. There was a time not so long ago that he suffered a minor stroke and his family is worried that the next one might not be so easy to work through. It is kind of sad to see him slowly turning into a shell of the man he once was. Mickey Rourke
STREET KING 01/07
She may have been a chart-topping Grammy Award-winning singer, but her personal life has proven to be challenging for her. That may be because she began her music career marrying a much older, and powerful, music mogul. Sources say after saying their I dos', her controlling husband attempted to stop her from taking her career to the silver screen. Thats just before our mystery woman was checked into a psych ward, before being dumped by her label. She was born to an Afro-American father and Irish mother. Being an interracial couple, during the 60's and 70's, the family was forced to move several times. The racial tension they endured may be what led to their split, when our blind item was just three-years-old. She was reportedly left "racially confused", and on a life-long search for a father figure. As a singer, shes generated a reputation of being a diva. During her heyday, she found herself at the center of controversy after a very public feud with one Motor City rapper and word of her distancing herself from her former street-walking sister. As a sex partner, shes no stranger to a long list of entertainers and athletes. Dont believe me.. Ask Shawntae Da Brat Harris who sources say broke the heart of Total singer, Keisha, when the former Bad Boy recording artist walked in on our blind item and the So So Def rapper having sex in a New York City Parker Meridian hotel suite. Sources say another known sex session involving our mystery lady involved both Snoop Dogg and Pharrell. Its a three-way which were told preceded the two men joining her in the studio to work on one of her comeback songs. Mariah Carey (Tommy Mottola)
LAWYER 01/08 **#1**
This A list celebrity and recent reality star caught her boyfriend sleeping with another woman. Everyone knows he does it, but she had been in the dark and only found out when she overheard two of her bodyguards talking about it. Since then, she has refused to speak to him or shower. Did she ever shower much to begin with? Britney Spears
LAWYER 01/08 **#2**
This former almost A list tweener is still a solid B list celebrity. She has admitted that despite the help of a great therapist that she still has a long way to go in having a healthy relationship. She can't break the cycle of being dumped on and she says her therapist told her that she will end up doing something self-destructive until she can break away from the one guy who has been bringing her down. He cheats on her daily but she always takes him back no matter what. She refuses to leave him despite this and the fact that in the few years they have been dating she has caught him 20-30 times. She thinks he will change. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 01/08 **#3**
This almost A list rapper who has been through lots of ups and downs the past year told his C list reality star with A list name recognition friend that he knew he had been through a lot and that the rapper was willing to let the reality star have his girlfriend for a few hours for just $1000. The reality star agreed but the girlfriend refused. Not that she was offended by the being sold out by her boyfriend, but because she hates the reality star and his family. The Game/Rob Kardashian
LAWYER 01/08 **#4**
When they talk about reality shows, it is going to have to be very real for this B list celebrity who, without the show would be a D until the next Olympics. Apparently he is so dumb that unless significant editing is done on the show he is going to look like an idiot. He can't seem to manage to re-shoot anything without looking stiff and the only talent he appears to have is showing off his body and telling women who he is. When they draw a blank he then pulls out his phone and shows them photos of his accomplishments. He has nothing else going for him. Ryan Lochte
LAWYER 01/08 **#5**
This A++ list celebrity has been suffering from bad performances because she has a pill problem. It is the same situation that landed her in rehab years ago. She says they are for pain and the other ones are to lose weight. And the wine that she downs with them? Mariah Carey
LAWYER 01/08 **#6**
This A++ list boy bander got to fulfill what he said was his biggest fantasy last night. He had sex with this former Baywatch actress. Harry Styles/Pamela Anderson in London
LAWYER 01/08 **#7**
This former A list all movie actor and now a B who does everything is never seen with some of his offspring. Reason? He did not want the children, but his B list actress wife did. Apparently they are not even his biologically.
LAWYER 01/08 **#8**
It could be the most impressive fight never caught on camera. This is despite the fact that the two people involved were filming a show at the time the fight happened. The participants are both celebrities. In their own world they are both A++ list. To the rest of the world, #1 is probably A list and #2 is probably B or maybe even C list. #1 has a very steady boyfriend. Sure, he cheats, but she says it is because he is rich and as long as he does not see the women more than once she is ok with it. He came to visit her on the set of her show and he ran into #2 who he has known for a long time through mutual friends. They seemed to enjoy each other's company and that got #1 extremely jealous. So much so that she took a swing at #2. And connected. #2 lost a tooth a few minutes before filming was set to continue. The tooth was on the side of her mouth so she was able to continue. This was after the two had been fighting and #1's wig was pulled off and #2 had got in a few punches of her own. Meanwhile, the boyfriend of #1 was there to witness it and was apparently not amused at #1 and said he was embarrassed by her behavior. He walked away and did not really talk to her again until she was "hurt" and asked for his help.
#1: Naomi Campbell (mugged)
Boyfriend: Vladimir Doronin
#2: Coco Rocha
Show: "The Face"
The divorce of this TV Girl is going to get ugly! Besides the usual arguments over real estate and money and child custody, there is a nasty, threatening undertone of secrets just waiting to be served up on a hostile platter. No,the secrets arent about drugs or hookers, although these are two issues that frequently surface in divorce cases. But this couple does have some good dirt on each other. Here it is: She was unfaithful during the marriage. He has been hiding money. She has had plastic surgery. He told friends that he married her because he thought her fame would help his bottom line. She has a serious eating disorder. He had a gay encounter. For now, as they try to work through the details of the divorce "amicably", these secrets are being kept on the back burner. However, if one divulges a secret about the other, look for swift retaliation in the form of a counter-attack with some opposing dirt. Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy
LAWYER 01/09 **#1**
This A+ list all movie actor is doing everything to try and stay young looking. He says that he is tired of having to always pay for sex so has started spray tanning his body and coloring his hair to make him look younger. The only thing he is doing is making women laugh when they see him and his horrible fake tan. Sean Penn TANOREXIA
LAWYER 01/09 **#2**
This A+ list all movie actor has been freaked out for a year that a one time fling will land him in jail. When his girlfriend found out about it, she dumped him. It seems our actor did his usual hit on everyone that comes in front of him on a recent movie and ended up having sex with a co-star in the movie. It was not until a day or two later when he saw her getting tutored on set that he realized that she had a few years to go before she turned 18. Meanwhile, the actress, who is a C lister told the actor she was perfectly willing to continue where they left off.
LAWYER 01/09 **#3**
This B-/C+ list television actress with almost A list name recognition has done a lot of talking about being a parent and how it is not her focus right now. It actually is her focus but considering she has not had sex with her closeted husband in years and he has no interest in children and she does not want to adopt or use a surrogate she is forced to say that her work is way more important. HINT: A guy she cheated with says that she was trying desperately to get pregnant with him even though he was married. PROBABLY: Katherine McPhee (Michael Morris producer of "Smash")
LAWYER 01/09 **#4**
You would never know it by looking at her, but apparently this former B- list television and movie actress and now just a B list celebrity is a huge freak in the sheets. Mainly just skin and bones and cigarettes, apparently this celeb has no problems getting very dominant and using toys on her much older boyfriend. Mary-Kate Olsen/Olivier Sarkozy
LAWYER 01/09 **#5**
Apparently this A list female celebrity wanted to get married and have kids and wanted both in the next two seconds. Freaked out this other A list celebrity who told her no way and the split. The female celebrity already had rings picked out and bought for both of them. Taylor Swift/Harry Styles
LAWYER 01/09 **#6**
It was probably the worst film experience either of them had ever had. Lucky for them they had each other. They did the movie together just because they thought it might be like that. They had already been through the lots of sex phase and now are just friends. He is an A+ list movie actor and she is really close to an A list movie actress. He gave her some protection against the constant groping and sexual harassment she received everyday. In fact, she is still getting it. It is even worse now because it is harder to escape the hands on the butt or the arm across her breasts while there are cameras shooting and interviews being given. It takes a much bigger effort to make it look graceful rather than the kicks to the balls or the retreating to the trailer during shooting. Our actor had his own problems as he was considered a goody goody even though it is not the case. He just doesn't like to spend his days and nights with hookers and booze so they made his life miserable and treated him like crap and pranked him every time they could. They tried to get his lines cut and would harass his girlfriend when she would visit the set. They posted naked photos of her everywhere. No matter what though, the actress and actor stuck together and just went into their own little world together.
A++ list movie actor: Ryan Gosling (girlfriend: Eva Mendes)
Movie actress: Emma Stone
Movie: "Gangster Squad"
Bully actors: Sean Penn and Josh Brolin
GOSSIP 01/09 **#1**
He is a really good actor. He has even had some roles that have been nominated for a big award or two. Yet this over-30 quiet guy wants more attention. He is not dating the woman with whom he is hanging around, but he is interested in having a girlfriend. His team has been calling around town trying to find a new one for him. Here are the requirements: She must be thin, pretty, and famous with no scandal in her background. Oh, and she must like facial hair. Jake Gyllenhaal with Katie Holmes as the one hes not dating
GOSSIP 01/09 **#2**
Hey, its the same exact same pattern as last year! It might actually be funny if it wasnt so sad. Do all the L.A. photo ops you want, Kid. You can lie to your fans, and your reps can lie to the media, and your team can call the paparazzi to "meet you at X place at Y time", but none of it changes the fact that youre in rehab again. Your lies dont factor into our decision to tell the truth. Demi Lovato
GOSSIP 01/09 **#3**
This celebrity couple split a couple of years ago. While the media didnt cover every nuance of their division, it was definitely ugly behind the scenes. So we were very surprised to hear that this pretty blonde actress and her ex-husband have been privately spending a a lot of time together recently and are considering taking their reunion public. While it would certainly bring publicity to their respective projects, we hope that publicity is not the primary reason for the hook up.
This star has found themselves firmly in the spotlight in the past week for all the wrong reasons, with their squeaky clean reputation going up in smoke. But could it get worse? Well, if a video showing the then 14-year-old star partaking in some recreational substances hits the mainstream media, the answer would be yes. Justin Bieber
LAWYER 01/10 **#1**
This actress probably could have been A list in the movies if she had not got caught up with some of the people she did. She has that one monumental part. She is still B-/C+ list and all movies, although they can be television movies. She recently got her nipples and another more private area of her body pierced by her boyfriend who also filmed the whole thing. I don't think she is going to be too thrilled that he has shared the video with his friends though, especially that crazy part that happens at the end. Mena Suvari
LAWYER 01/10 **#2**
What do you do if you are a rich and very bored A+ list celebrity on vacation? Well, if you are this guy you fly in escorts who look a lot like the person you want to steal and have no problems paying them $25K a night to act like that person too. Simon Cowell/Julianne Hough (Ryan Seacrest)
LAWYER 01/10 **#3**
This almost A list comedic actor who is A list not really for his movies, but for everything else he does managed to convince this C list celebrity ex-wife of an A list actor to sleep with the comedic actor. He said he could cleanse her of all her issues. She fell for it. She has also started showing up around his place and attending the same classes he attends. Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen)/Russell Brand (yoga)
LAWYER 01/10 **#4**
Peoples Choice Awards: This barely into her teens B list all movie actress spent most of the night fidgeting in her seat after she finished the flask of booze her guest was carrying for her.
LAWYER 01/10 **#5**
Peoples Choice Awards: At a party after the show this former B list all movie actress who has slowly dropped to a C despite her A list name recognition and appearances in some of the biggest movies ever said her last boyfriend broke up with her because she always cried when they were having sex. She says she doesn't even realize she is doing it but it really freaked him out.
LAWYER 01/10 **#6**
This Pretty Little Liars actress says she was not drinking at a party the other night because she needed to take a pregnancy test and couldn't decide if she wanted to be pregnant or not. Ashley Benson (James Franco)
LAWYER 01/10 **#7**
I think this A list singer needs to take a look at a friend who does the same thing for a living and call her about how that friend dealt with her man. Because he basically did the same thing that the husband of this A list singer is doing now. It is never going to turn out well if you are the mistress turned wife. If he cheated on his wife with you then you know he has no qualms about doing it to you too. He has loved how busy his wife has been lately. He was going crazy with the amount of time they have spent together the past couple of years because of circumstances. Now that she is gone so much he has been able to sleep with lots of women. He loves name dropping his name and his wife's name. He is constantly amazed that he can drop his wife's name and that a woman will sleep with him anyway. They think he is going to help their career. There is no way he will leave his wife. She will have to throw him out. He does not have nearly the amount of money she has. He used to have a lot. Divorce and bad investments made him lose most of it. He has been draining his wife's money faster than she even knows with his plans for making a comeback. Recording time is expensive and he has his wife convinced to foot the bill. While he cheats. She doesn't know what to do. In the past she did not date many men. Despite her sensuality, she was kind of shy and quiet when it came to guys and her husband is only one of a handful of guys she has even been with. Alicia Keys/Swizz Beaks (friend - Mary J. Blige) HINT: The couple together has one child. Your guess is as good as mine how many he has with other women.
Did she get fired or did she quit? We dont have a simple answer to that but we do have the complete answer! Technically, she quit. But it was because the price of staying was too high. Here is the situation: She wasnt drawing as many viewers as they hoped she would. She wasnt great in her role at the show. She didnt create the hoped-for drama. She cost them a huge amount of money. But she still is a very, very big star. So this is how the renegotiation went: "We want you back if youre willing to take a 50% pay cut. Now, if your boss said, "You can keep your job if you let us cut your pay in half," what would you do? That gave her an out. She found the gig emotionally draining, but was under contract for a huge amount of money. If they cut her pay, her team couldnt fight her decision to quit the show. She wouldnt have to suffer the embarrassment of a pay cut. She could easily use the excuse of wanting to get back to her primary occupation as her reason for leaving. Nobodys embarrassed. The show got a boost from her. She got a ton of money for a few months work. Everybody parts on good terms. Everybody wins. Britney Spears "X-Factor"
LAWYER 01/11 **#1**
A lot of smaller movie theatres have been struggling because they do not have the money to convert to all digital. A fundraiser was held at a movie theatre here in town to save a small place and the event was not doing that well until this A+ list all movie actor who is very well known on this site asked how much the cost would be and wrote a check for $60K on the spot. The other money raised that night went to replace the older seats. Robert Downey Jr. Cinefamily Digital Projection & Theater Restoration!
LAWYER 01/11 **#2**
This B list celebrity who wishes she was A list and thinks to herself she probably is, has sent her actor husband to another part of the house for a week. She says that if he is going to act like a kid and cheat on her then he can sleep in the kids rooms. She also has taken off her wedding ring. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
LAWYER 01/11 **#3**
This C+ list talent wise all movie actress with A list name recognition was recently shut down with her new toy by her overly protective husband who suspected she was talking to an old flame of hers who has popped back into her life. He also is making sure that she is accompanied when she gets a nice big paycheck soon. He knows that if she was left alone without him for the week she will be gone and that she will never come back. Megan Fox/Brian Austin Green "twitter account"
LAWYER 01/11 **#4**
This former almost B+ list all movie actress dropped to a C and was hovering around a D. She tried to bring herself back up by getting involved in a relationship with what she perceived to be a bigger celebrity than her. She got some press, but it was not until she managed to get a hot television show that she began to climb back up the list. Even though she is still a B- she acts like she is A+ and expects to be treated like it. Her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star on the show called her out in front of everyone and said she got a lucky break and to treat everyone accordingly. Has not happened.
Actress: Emmy Rossum
Relationship: Adam Duritz
TV show: "Shameless"
Co-star: William H. Macy
LAWYER 01/11 **#5**
This just about A list mostly television actress has decided that no one wants her anymore and she misses being the center of attention. Back in the day she could get anyone she wanted and now the only guys asking her out are all 20 years older than her. She still wants the dream, but is spending most nights alone in her house in her sweats so don't be surprised if for the first time ever she does something that guys have wanted her to do for 15 years. Playboy. Jennifer Love Hewitt
LAWYER 01/11 **#6**
You don't see her at all anymore. She used to be A list. Everywhere. She had talent in multiple areas and it was rare that a day or two would go by and you would not hear her name. Everything was great until he sunk his claws into her. The guy, an A list mostly movie actor, did what he has done to so many, but this time he destroyed someone's life. He loves fucking with a woman's head and making her feel like she is the lowest person on earth and that they need him to survive. Usually he pays for that privilege or they catch on real quick and dump him, but sometimes, like with our former A lister, he made her feel worthless, got her hooked on drugs and booze and made her so dependent on our actor that she tried to kill herself twice and ended up in rehab and a mental institution. He would tell her to come over and then make her wait outside while he just screwed around and she never left. He might be just watching television with his friends and they would stare at her outside, just waiting. Eventually he would come get her. Sometimes he would be nice, but most of the time he would just have sex with her and then send her on her way. It is almost like our actor has taken his screen image and has become him. Every year he just gets more evil. Lara Flynn Boyle/Jack Nicholson
Certain Professional Ballers need to learn from history. In this corner, one engaged Baller decided to run some game on twitter to a now famous woman, who is also involved with someone else. Busted! In the other corner, another married Baller is getting into fights and it seems to stem from his recent separation. Sounds like too much partying? Lebron James and Carmello Anthony
STREET KING 01/11
Shes a chart-topping singer, who recently advanced the use of her celebrity from turning out a certain Nation to coaching her female fans on how to mack a billionaire. And, theres possibly no one better than her to do just that. Know why? Because she recently achieved her said goal, by prompting her wealthy Middle Eastern fiance to shred the soon-to-be newly wed couples prenup! This news comes after our blind item cancelled the couples previously scheduled wedding date, citing "cold feet". Now, without that prenup in place, the pair is reset to walk down the isle and ya better believe she wont back out this time!!! Insiders say because our 46-year-old blind item has long past her child-bearing years, her Arabian trick had no problem with meeting her request to throw out his proposed preunp. Thats because the situation ensures there wont be any spawn entitled to his will. Dont believe me.. Ask our blind items dad, Joe. Now, that our $150M blind item is marrying a billionaire, shes upping her ante Janet Jackson/Wissam Al Mana
LAWYER 01/12 **#1**
They used to hate each other. A lot. He creeped her out. She used to feel sick when she saw him. Now though, this A list all movie actress has changed her tune and has been sharing the bed with this A+ list all movie actor. The problem is that she will get hurt. He will cheat. He was cheating on his girlfriend with the A list actress so you know that will continue. Jennifer Lawrence/Bradley Cooper (Zoe Saldana)
LAWYER 01/12 **#2**
This former A+ list Olympic athlete and now just living off his fame got a ticket while on vacation. No big deal right? The ticket was for public indecency. He was getting orally serviced on the beach by a woman he had picked up in a bar an hour earlier. Michael Phelps
LAWYER 01/12 **#3**
For the first time in at least a decade, this married A++ list Academy Award winning actress did not sleep with her male co-star in her most recently released movie. HINT: She was nominated for an Academy Award this year, but didn't win. PROBABLY: Julia Roberts
LAWYER 01/12 **#4**
Just remember that if you are one of the many that get a chance to have sex with or pay for sex with this former B list primarily television actress and now a reality standby, that the reason she split with her most recent husband is because she gave him the herp. Probably got it from her first husband, but no one is for sure.
LAWYER 01/13 **#1**
With his D list significant other "not available," as he likes to put it, this C list celebrity with A list recognition has been spreading his seed to one of his former mistresses. It is also how he got a sweetheart deal he never intends on honoring. She doesn't learn very well or apparently Google to see that he doesn't keep his word.
LAWYER 01/13 **#2**
This former B+ list actor who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee was working on developing something for television just so he could get some work. The show would have probably been picked up if our actor had been able to actually act. Too many drugs in his past and he now does everything like he is doing Shakespeare in the park or something. Maybe he should try reality television. Long way down the entertainment ladder from where he once was. Cuba Gooding Jr.
LAWYER 01/13 **#3**
It isn't like this foreign born A+ list model has not cheated in the past which is why everyone has no problems she is cheating on her A list actor husband. One time she even cheated with a guy who was engaged to another woman. She didn't care. Miranda Kerr
LAWYER 01/13 **#4**
This almost A list singer got divorced not that long ago. You would think he would enjoy seeing his kids from the marriage, but he does not even find the time to talk to them. He says they were all his ex's idea and he just contributed the sperm for the IVF. He is much more interested he says in making babies with his new lady, but does miss the daily pap photos. Marc Anthony
LAWYER 01/13 **#5**
Yeah, this B- list television actress on a network show who used to be on a very hit network show before it inexplicably became awful overnight and disappeared only ended up "dating" her B list celebrity ex-boyfriend again after she broke up with her boyfriend. The ex sure did spend a lot of time with our actress when her boyfriend was committed to being in one place and could not check on the actress.
Actress: Hayden Panetierre
Boyfriend: Scott McKnight
Ex-boyfriend (back together): Wladimir Klitschko
LAWYER 01/13 **#6**
What newfound celebrity who was a nobody last week might be surprised to know that her "loving" boyfriend is not really all that faithful? Katherine Webb
LAWYER 01/14 **GOLDEN GLOBE AFTER PARTY #1**
They came separately to this Golden Globe after party, but that didn't stop this married almost A list all movie actress from sitting on the lap of this married A++ list celebrity and letting him run his hands all over her body. They even kissed a few times which was really awkward to watch.
LAWYER 01/14 **GOLDEN GLOBE AFTER PARTY #2**
This designer and former reality star was overheard telling a guest that the designer had worked out for 8 hours a day for the past three days and not eaten because she felt she was too heavy to fit into her dress and it needed to look just right. It looked like a sack on her even though she weighs under 90 pounds. Thank goodness it covered her bones because they could hurt someone if they hit you. Rachel Zoe Rachel Zoe scores a fail
LAWYER 01/14 **GOLDEN GLOBE AFTER PARTY #3**
This barely out of her teens B-/C+ list actress on a very hit network show ran up to her friends and almost screamed with joy when she told them that this A+ list all movie actor had given her his phone number and told her to call him. They all stared at the phone number and then tried it from the party and it went to the actor's voicemail. The actor's girlfriend then walked up to the friends and told the actress that if the actress did call or try to hookup with the actor in any way, that the girlfriend personally would kick the shit out of her. She then smiled and turned and walked away.
LAWYER 01/14 **GOLDEN GLOBE AFTER PARTY #4**
This former A list tweener who is starting to make a name for herself outside her tweener comfort zone in some very good, small roles had enough of this former A list tweener whining all night about her ex-boyfriend. Ecstasy was produced and the whiner was ordered to take three of them by her companions. She did and said it was the first time she had ever taken any pills. The whiner was so easy going after her pill popping that she decided she didn't need to wear panties and left them on a table and she finally got along with another former A list tweener who she has been fighting with for years.
Former A list tweener: Ashley Tisdale
Former A list tweener whiner: Selena Gomez (Justin Bieber)
Former A list tweener got along with: Vanessa Hughes
LAWYER 01/14 **GOLDEN GLOBE AFTER PARTY #5**
It cost her $1000 which she had to write a check for last night after being busted by a pap, but this A list all movie actress still has never allowed herself to be photographed smoking which is shocking considering she smokes at least a pack a day. When she flies she has been known to go through a pack of nicotine gum. Nicole Kidman
LAWYER 01/14 **GOLDEN GLOBE AFTER PARTY #6**
This actress used to be A list. At one point in her life she ended up making the switch from one A list actor to his B list actor brother with who she had a long running affair for over a decade. Now, she is kind of making it a triumvirate of people from the same beginning although she has had to share the A list all movie actor she is with now with his on again off again college student girlfriend.
LAWYER 01/14 **#7**
This A+ list all movie actor talks a good game but there is no way he is going back to his wife or even try and make up with her. He just doesn't want the press to ask him any questions. Truth is there have been one woman after another that he has been seeing while trying to repair his marriage. The ones who share his bondage fantasies get to come back for another night. This will be revealed. Russell Crowe/Dita Von Teese "enjoy massage together"
LAWYER 01/14 **#8**
This couple should file for divorce but no one really knows why they have not. He cheats. She cheats, although a little more discreetly because of who she is cheating with. They play this public game of happy marriage and family and try and sell it like they are running for political office or something. They are just a celebrity couple. B list for sure with almost A list name recognition. They don't share the same bedroom and rarely share the same house. They alternate custody of the kid(s). She started seeing a very powerful studio head who appreciates the way she performs certain activities in the bedroom. The husband cheats every chance he gets and loves being gone out of town because they both are trying so hard to not get caught and to have the world believe they are still together. They are not really trying to sell something that needs them to be together. It could be for the kid(s). Maybe. It is not like they have a book about fidelity or relationship advice about to hit the shelves. They could be holding out for a reality show. They both have experience with that.
This celebrity showed up without their Significant Other at the Golden Globes last night. When people inquired as to their absence, the celeb said that the SO was sick at home and then quickly changed the subject. Maybe the SO was ill and maybe not. The buzz at an after-party was that the two have actually separated but just arent ready to make an announcement yet. Josh Brolin/Diane Lane
Nice young man, good looking, loads of fans and making millions faster than he can get to the bank. What a busy boy! He has had so many dates and girlfriends its a wonder he has time for his art. Hes gone through a parade of lovelies who cant resist his charm or maybe the chance for a bit of publicity. However popular he is with the girls, hes far more so with their agents. Like a few other showbiz escorts, hes on a secret list to be called upon for dates with wannabe models and actresses... not to mention female stars who might have something to keep hidden. Harry Styles
STREET KING 01/14
He may be a singer who launched his music career from riding Drakes coattails, but that doesnt mean he and Drake remain cool. Thats because this Canuck has proven himself to be a pitiful turncoat. Dont believe me.. Ask Hyghly Alleyne & Lamar Taylor, who our blind item pretty much left for dead after refusing to sign with Drake. Now that hes left without his boys, surrounded by yes men, it seems that no one has the balls to check our mystery man on his nasty lack of hygiene. Insiders say a string of groupies have filed serious complaints disappointed with the small size of his penis, and disgusted by his repugnant body odor. Were told the Canadian singer seems to have made a uniform out of a pair of black pants and dirty-ass black jacket, sporting the outfit for an entire week! Heres what a source had to say about it: "I saw him perform in Miami December 8, we kicked it. Eight days days later, I saw him in L.A. and dude stunk, he was wearing the same fucking clothes!" Sources say his lack of personal hygiene may stem from our blind items secret practices of Lebanese black magic. Know why? Because cleanliness is next to Godliness. Dont believe me.. Ask Ahmad "Swine Belly" Balshe. His reported fear of the press is whats said to often lead our mystery man to dodge media members. But that fear could be nothing more than drug-fueled paranoia, with our 22-year-old blind item said to be powdering his nose with cocaine daily. The Weeknd
LAWYER 01/15 ** #1**
This foreign born B list all movie actress and Academy Award nominee/winner almost died last year over her refusal to eat food. She gives a million reasons why it happened, but the truth is she was only eating once or twice a week and not much when she did finally break down and eat. She says she is much better now, but she has such body and image issues that no one believes her. Her last boyfriend broke up with her because she was constantly passing out from starvation and would not listen to him. Kiera Knightley (ex - Rupert Friend)
LAWYER 01/15 **#2**
There is nothing this B- list all movie actor or his studio loves more than having rumors of him flirting with women or canoodling. He is always trying to be photographed with women or whispering to them so it looks like they could be kissing. He is fully on board the find me a beard train because he fears that he is not in a position to come out as gay and still get the kind of roles he has been getting so far in his career which includes one very massive one. Huge. Josh Hutcherson "The Hunger Games"
LAWYER 01/15 **#3**
This A+ list all movie actor from a very big franchise must have heard the comments his almost A list all movie actress wife told her friends because he has been in touch with his ex who he cheated on. Despite her being cheated on twice with his co-stars, the ex loved hearing from our actor and he told her that she is the only one who ever really supported him and last week while his wife was at an event, our actor posed on the red carpet for photos at his event and then hooked up with his ex at her place and then got back to his hotel before his wife.
A+ list actor: Daniel Craig
A list actress: Rachel Weisz
Ex: Satsuki Mitchell
Co-star cheated with: Rooney Mara
LAWYER 01/15 **#4**
Why the rush to file for divorce? Well this married B list female athlete/celebrity wants to take her relationship public with her new guy who she started seeing while she was still with her husband. She thinks if she rushes she can make it look like they didn't get together until after the split. Danica Patrick/Paul Hospenthal (new guy Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.) "Files for divorce"
LAWYER 01/15 **#5**
This former A list athlete who may or may not play again has had lots of celebrity girlfriends, including an A list all movie actress. His current girlfriend left him for a short time but came back. While she was gone she told friends the athlete has a serious lack of manhood. Called him pinky boy. Alex Rodriguez/Cameron Diaz
LAWYER 01/15 **#6**
This A+ list stand up comedian who is probably a B- list movie actor spent his day doing charity and his night cheating on his long suffering wife. The actor cheated with this C+ list mostly movie actress who for some reason has a massive Twitter following despite her not being in anything all that popular.
LAWYER 01/15 **#7**
This A+ list mostly movies now Academy Award winner/nominee actor has always been known for his sense of humor and willingness to do anything if it sounds fun. At least he has always claimed it. This Academy Award winner/nominee B- list actress decided to put him to the test. While making a movie together she challenged him on the very first day with a list of 20 things and bet him $25K as to who could finish the list first. The catch was that each item on the list had to be witnessed by someone who needed to sign off. There were childish things like stealing everything from the craft service table and taking it to your trailer, but there were also things like stand naked outside your trailer for 30 seconds in the daylight. Apparently they both did that and had some people watching too who were the witnesses. Another of the items was to have phone sex while on the set, loud enough for people to actually stare. They both did that too. Surprisingly, one of the items that was hardest for him to accomplish was finding five people to make out with. Apparently despite the best efforts of the very good looking actor, it took him almost the entire shoot to find five women willing to make out with him. The actress had no such problems and found five takers in a matter of minutes and had them lined up and signing off on her list. The one thing our actress did not do was have sex with the actor who tried and tried. She did end up having sex with another of her co-stars but she said it was purely a stress reliever and told him not to bother calling her, or thinking it was going to happen again.
Actor: George Clooney
Actress: Anna Kendrick
Movie: "Up In The Air"
Who actress had sex with: Chris Lowell
This couples apparent relationship woes are constant fodder for the tabloids. But while the drama may shift magazine sales, the public at large has never really bought the idea that the relationship is in trouble. But they should. How else can you explain a partner staying in a hotel for days on end when the couple own a home in L.A? And why would he be spending his time downing shots and wining and dining a blonde at the Ivy at The Shore in Santa Monica? The couple has barely spent any time together since Christmas and last time we checked, he was still at the said hotel over the weekend. This real-life drama has all the attributes of a great reality show .Khloe Kardashian-Odom & Lamar Odom
This Girl is furious about her most recent failed relationship! Her anger is directed at two parties in particular: the guy with whom she recently broke up; and her management team, for getting her into this relationship in the first place. While her jet was being readied to whisk her off to her next location, she ranted to a friend about the coupling. She is mad at the guy because she feels that he didnt hold up his end of the bargain. She called him a "Fucking idiot!" and "A bad actor" and complained that "He didnt even fucking try!" to make them look like a real couple. This is especially infuriating to her because his management team was the one that originally hatched the plan to set them up. She is also mad at her management team because this is not the first time they have set her up in a relationship that went wrong. When her friend questioned her why she continued to allow herself to be set up, she went ballistic. "Why?! Why?! Because we need the fucking publicity, thats why! And instead of getting good publicity, now I look like a fucking slut!" She finished the conversation by declaring, "Im done! I am never doing this again! I am ready to quit this whole fucking thing!" The entire time she was saying this, Our Girl was pacing up and down near the runway, yelling and crying and gesturing to emphasize her fury. Thats a far cry from the sweet, together girl you see during performances and TV interviews. Oh, and given all this, we think its safe to say that this couple is never getting back together.
Girl: Taylor Swift
Guy: Harry Styles
LAWYER 01/16 **#1**
This B list celebrity who hosts a show or two and is recently married caused a big commotion yesterday. Reason? He never wears his wedding ring except when he is on the air because it interferes with his flirting vibe and yesterday when he went to put it on it came flying out of his pocket and rolled away causing a mad scramble to get it back and a laughing production crew who told him that is what he gets for not wearing it. Mario Lopez
LAWYER 01/16 **#2**
This A+ list all movie actor sure has been spending a lot of time at The Four Seasons lately. Not for work or photo shoots for a movie, but rather what he claims are advance plans for one of his children's birthday party. This of course that he meets with one of the staffers at the hotel frequently to plan it and they sure do check out the guest rooms a lot too when ones will probably not even be used for the party. And does it really take 45 minutes to look at a room? Mark Wahlberg
LAWYER 01/16 **#3**
This still just about A list all movie actress talks about how she is a hands on mom and all these stories about her new baby, but the thing is, she rarely spends any time with the baby and hands the baby off the second the baby starts to cry. Getting up at night with the baby? Not going to happen. Hired someone. She thought she was going to be amazing at it and when the baby did not act the way she thought, she just gave up. Drew Barrymore
LAWYER 01/16 **#4**
This A++ list rap star was asked about being faithful to his wife. The star said that he is faithful when he is actually with his wife. As in the same house or out together. Otherwise everything is fair game. Apparently this is why he has no issues spending time with the celebrity who is going to have a great record. Ten tracks. Ten different guys she has slept with. Jay Z and Rita Ora
LAWYER 01/16 **#5**
This former A list reality star and now trying to hang on to fame anyway she can is just about out of money. She is working everyday to try and hustle to pay her bills which are out of control thanks to her "boyfriend." She has sold almost everything of value she owns and is now selling her last big asset. She says she is selling it for other reasons which make absolutely no sense when you hear her explain it. Holly Madison
LAWYER 01/16 **#6**
I don't think this former A list celebrity and still one in his own mind was expecting his A+ list celebrity girlfriend to just move into his place. She did though. Doesn't trust the boyfriend but wants to be with him and knows he will cheat if given the chance so she has moved in with him and makes him keep his phone where she can see it. This is not going to end well. He liked his space, but also loves the sex with her. He is waiting her out. Knows she has a busy schedule. John Mayer/Katy Perry
LAWYER 01/16 **#7**
This A list actor with A+ list name recognition has alternated between television and movies but I think most people would give him A list because of his television fame. Been an actor for what seems like forever. He can trace his own personal problems back to the time when he was dumped by the love of his life. Since that day, the only time he has gone without alcohol from morning until he passes out at night is when he has been in rehab. Jack Daniels is his drink of choice. A bottle a day is the norm although he can drink two in a pinch. It is that pinch that can get him in trouble. One bottle a day keeps our actor half drunk and under control. Anything more than that and there are huge issues. As in violence and behavior that will scare just about anyone within range. Trusting women? Not going to happen. He doesn't trust any woman since that relationship. He was totally oblivious to her cheating. Totally oblivious that she was cheating everyday with his best friend. Since that time he has felt like the only thing he can trust is the way he feels when he drinks and it is the one thing that won't let him down. That is why he does not want to be sober. It is why he will just keep on keeping on until he dies. Everyone who is close to him has tried to help, but he will have none of it. Go into his home though and you will see that this woman who tortured him so long ago. Who turned him into what he is now is still very much a part of his life. Magazines, photos. He would take her back in an instant. Keifer Sutherland (friend: Jason Patric)/Julia Roberts
One awards show is a little different from the others in that they make lots of calls before the show to ensure that the winning celebs will show up for the televised awards ceremony. They want them to walk the red carpet, make a nice speech on stage, and pose for the cameras with trophy in hand. This method works, because the winners usually all do show. Just about the only reasons for not showing up are severe illness, childbirth, or being halfway around the world for another scheduled commitment. This year, as in previous years, lots of big celebrities including Robert Downey Jr. and Taylor Swift were there! They all found time in their busy work and travel schedules to attend. In fact, there were very, very few no-shows. One exception was Meryl Streep, who, presenters explained, was home with the flu. But there was another no-show who went completely unexplained. This celebrity was actually in the Los Angeles area and certainly could have gone to the ceremony but didnt. The celebrity later said that they had absolutely no idea that they had even won an award. Wow. Thats really awful that the awards show would commit such a terrible oversight and neglect to call this one winner. And that must be what happened, right? After all, this celebrity never lies about anything. "Peoples Choice Awards" Demi Lovato (Favorite Celebrity Judge)
LAWYER 01/17 **#1**
This A++ list all movie actor is leaving his reality star girlfriend hanging. He has not told her if she is going to get to go to the Academy Awards with him or if everything is over. When asked last night about what dress she was going to wear she almost started crying when she said she didn't know if she was going to go. George Clooney/Stacy Keibler
LAWYER 01/17 **#2**
This former B list television actress from a very hit show does absolutely nothing now except dump money into a money losing venture. Things have got so bad that our actress doesn't even have enough money to pay all the parking tickets she has accumulated throughout the last year and as a result is driving on expired tags. Her boyfriend has been giving her money to live, but nothing extra to dig her out of her hole. Mischa Barton Sebastian Knapp (boyfriend)
LAWYER 01/17 **#3**
I probably did not need to know this or imagine it in my head, but the ex-girlfriend of this LA Lakers player is telling everyone that the player pleasures himself in his sleep. Loudly. Every night. Want me to narrow it down? Foreign born Lakers player. Steve Nash
LAWYER 01/17 **#4**
This former B list tweener and now an actress out looking for a job was barred from bringing her unemployed, homeless, boyfriend to this reunion party of a very very hit tweener show for which they both used to work. Our actress showed up anyway and was whacked out of her mind on something so photos of her at the party acting crazy have all been confiscated. They think. Her parents want to do an intervention. Jennette McCurdy "iCarly"
LAWYER 01/17 **#5**
This former almost A list singer had a huge hit just a couple of years ago and was everywhere and has very famous friends so you would think the hits would just keep on coming. Or at least the albums. Or songs. The thing is despite knowing lots of people they are afraid to work with him because he spent most of his money after he was accused of fondling two kids on the set of a commercial. Over the course of two separate days he took one each day back to his trailer to play video games. He offered them pot and touched them while touching himself. No witnesses, but the kids' stories were almost identical. The singer paid out and the record company and the company producing the commercial. Sean Kingston; CeeLo Green
HINT: Tenuous connection to a very big celebrity from Canada
LAWYER 01/17 **#6**
This model is almost A list. What is A list when it comes to a model? I think everyone in the general public should know her name. I think that holds true for this model. Although she is fairly open discussing most things about her life, there is the period of time when she first started modeling that she only talks about usually in very vague terms. The reason? She was forced to do things that she hates herself now for letting herself be talked into. The nude photo shoots when she was barely in her teens with photographers who said it would help her career. Discovering later that there is a circle of photographers who have all seen the photos and that the photos led to her being pursued by other photographers who sexually assaulted her while forcing her to take drugs to keep her thin or make her more compliant. She says it was much easier just to go along and do what they wanted then to fight the system because she just wanted to work. Now that she is A list she tries to help others who are just beginning. The model said that at a certain point she just put her foot down and said no. Part of it was when she met her significant other and part of it was just a personal thing she felt she needed to do because she was tired of being a victim. Coco Rocha
Which primetime BBC star has been telling journalists all about her past relationship with a boyfriend, - except for the rather important detail that the boy was, in fact, a girl? Miranda Hart
Are we respecting our elders? A kid is disrespecting the current steady of his Reality Star Parent. Using homophobic language on twitter no less. Will this problem get worse if the steady becomes his step-parent? Monifah/"R&B Divas"
GOSSIP 01/17 **#1**
He is one of the biggest anchors on a television news show and is instantly recognizable to anyone who watches television. He has never come out as a gay man, and likely will not as long as he has his job. His current boyfriend is also a big shot. He is the President and CEO of a huge, well-known company in the transportation industry. Employees tell us that the anchor and CEO frequently hook up at company headquarters. The two men shake hands as if they are meeting for business reasons, and then adjourn into a private office for some very colorful private time. The encounters usually last for half an hour or so, and happen at least once a week. While a little afternoon delight is not that uncommon, it was surprising to hear that these two enjoy each others company so frequently, and in such a way that has set tongues wagging at headquarters. The identity of the parties would also come as a surprise to many, given that both present as very button-down, uber-conservative types while quietly living their lives as gay men.
GOSSIP 01/17 **#2**
We arent easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us. These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends. The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both womens husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry. Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singers husband in the past few years. This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady and the Singers husband doesnt exactly fall into that category.
Actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
Actress Husband: Chris Martin
Singers Husband: Jay Z
LAWYER 01/18 **#1**
This former A list all movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has dropped to a B because of her crippling depression which makes her unable to work much, had a recent relapse. She had been doing much better and had been taking her meds, but decided she didn't need them and ended up holed up in her hotel room out of the country for a few days and would not come out. Finally she let one of her friends in who said that our actress needed to be at an event and that she was getting paid to be there and our actress got up, got dressed and was out the door and acted like nothing had happened. She is really on the edge. Catherine Zeta Jones
LAWYER 01/18 **#2**
Massive fights about her coke use have led to this A list couple on the verge of splitting. She is an almost A list at this point all movie actress and he is a B- list at this point all movie actor. He does not do drugs. He has lots of other vices and issues, but he doesn't do drugs. She does. They fight. She now says she has stopped, but hasn't. She just does more when he is not around. This would be a tabloid cover if they split. Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber
LAWYER 01/18 **#3**
This B- list actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was at an event out of the country recently. As part of his contract he requested that a staff of 5 women be available 24 hours a day to have sex with him. The country where our actor was visiting has legal prostitution so the A list company said sure and had the women available to him. I'm guessing they don't want their very rich, female customers to know about this little transaction.
Academy Nominee: James Franco
Country with legal Prostitution: Brazil
Event: Gucci store opening in Sao Paolo
A list company w/rich female Clients: Gucci
LAWYER 01/18 **#4**
This foreign born actress who is probably a B- in her own country and maybe a D here but with B list name recognition makes her money on red carpets and hotel bedrooms now. Her biggest client ever paid her $35K for two nights. With a check. That bounced. Always should be cash. Our actress went ballistic when she found out it had bounced. Caused a scene where she was and almost got tossed out of the place where she was. Sophie Monk
LAWYER 01/18 **#5**
For the second time in the past two years, this A list all movie actress is sleeping with a guy who also slept with her daughter.
Actress: Demi Moore
Daughter: Rumer Willis
Guys: Harry Morton; Zac Efron
LAWYER 01/18 **#6**
This D list celebrity with A list name recognition is trying to sell a story about how he hooked up with his B list celebrity ex and baby mama who has A++ list name recognition. Apparently he needs the money and is willing to sell the story even though it would destroy his current relationship. Levi Johnston/Bristol Palin
LAWYER 01/18 **#7**
On set romances are nothing new. They happen all the time so they are not really blind item worthy. It is not even that big of a deal if one of the people happens to be married. This particular hookup though is important for who it involved and the circumstances and the bonus they gave the world which is about the only clue anyone knows they even met. Our actor is A list in looks and A list in talent, but on the scale of Hollywood is probably B list. All movies. Married. Academy Award winner/nominee. One day not that long ago he was visiting a friend of his who was shooting a movie. They got to talking and suddenly this now married, but then single A+ list celebrity spots the actor and screams and runs over and says that she is his biggest fan. Our actor is flattered, but despite her fame, he is not quite sure who she is. He is amused though and she wants to talk to our actor all day and knows all his roles and has a hundred questions. Our actor has never met a fan like this and she is certainly attractive and won't stop touching him. He is used to women wanting to be with him and he is picking up the signals. He excuses himself after an hour, but the next day he is back. The next day the pair spend more time together, but again nothing happens. The third day he is back for more and this time, they spend an hour in her trailer. People on the set were shocked how she went from diva to groupie in a second and how she won't stop smiling. This goes on for about a week. Everyday. All day when she is not shooting they are together. After a week, he has to go film and back to his wife and she knows she needs to go back to her real life and her boyfriend. As a fitting send off though, our actor films just a few seconds for the movie so they can always remember their time.
GOSSIP 01/18 **#1**
This Actress has found success in both TV and films. Some people think she is beautiful. Some people dont. The one characteristic upon most would agree is that she presents as relentlessly cheerful, enthusiastic, and upbeat. Thats just the presentation. She is actually very depressed right now and has started drinking and doing drugs. She knows that she has a problem, but she refuses to go to rehab. Her concerned friends have tried talking to her, but to no avail. Her excuses include: a new project coming up, producers to please, interviews to do, a baby to take care of, and her belief that rehab centers dont really help. So, next time you see her in one of her energetic TV interviews, just know that all that energy may not be coming naturally. It may be coming from a little white pile of powder. Sarah Jessica Parker; Drew Barrymore; Kate Hudson
GOSSIP 01/18 **#2**
These two talented under-25 performers are part of the same project. They have been working together just a couple of years, but they are very popular among the young adult crowd. They dont look alike, but both guys are very cute and appealing in their own way. Young girls would probably argue over which one is more worthy of her crush, and which one she would want to marry. Sorry to disappoint you, girls, but the answer is neither of them. Although they are both adorable, they are only interested in one other person. And its the other guy. Yes, theyre gay. And they are very happy together. Even if they cant express it yet in public. And, yes, those setups with girls are all fake.
STREET KING 01/18
She may be best known for her House Of Payne acting role, but our 34-year-old blind item is quickly racking up a reputation of smashing married men! Know why? Because sources say shes secretly bussin it open for Columbus Short! Long before landing her Scandal, star she may have inspired the Aint No Nigga rapper to a one night stand, from her looking half black and Filipino when shes really half Korean. Were told thats because she was finger-poppin the lyricists backside on the night of Aaliyahs death. Jigga What!?! Around that same time during her Karl Kani and FUBU modeling days our blind item reportedly gave Irv Gotti a professional all to be cast in a music video. Dont believe me.. Ask Debbie Lorenzo. Even though shes no stranger to some of the industrys leading former and current players including Ja Rule, Keith Robinson, Little X and Benny Boom she was treated like a common whore after her brothers murder in Maryland. Know why? Because when she turned to her celebrity friends for funeral donations, she didnt receive a red cent. Denyce Lawton
LAWYER 01/19 **#1**
This B list reality star has a significant other. She always says it is serious and they are committed to each other, but he sure never acts that way. In the past few days he has been left alone and spent an hour hitting on this foreign born B list all movie actress. She kept trying to get away from him and talking to other people and he kept drinking and hitting on her and touching her and grabbing her arm until she was forced to just leave the event to get away from him.
B reality star: Kourtney Kardashian
Significant other: Scott Disick
Foreign born B list actress: Noomi Rapace
Event: Fashion Week in Paris
LAWYER 01/19 **#2**
Apparently it has been awhile since this C list talent wise married to an actor, all movie actress with A list name recognition had seen one of her former lovers. The two women could not keep their hands off each other and were actually making others around them uncomfortable because of the fact that our actress is married to someone else.
LAWYER 01/20 **#1**
The casting couch works more than one way. This B- list television and movie actor is about to move up to B+ list or higher in the next few weeks with something that is going to be huge. His big breaks have come because even though he is straight, he is perfectly willing to sleep with another guy if it will advance his career. His biggest roles have come when he has had sex with the male producers casting for the roles. Kellan Lutz
LAWYER 01/20 **#2**
This A+ list movie actor is having an affair. Not a big deal, but we are talking Mr. Squeaky Clean here. We are talking kids. Married for a long time. Academy award winner/nominee. Parked his car at the hotel where he was meeting his mistress. Then the valet got into an accident with the actor's car. Not probably a big deal except the actor had told his wife that he was going to be doing looping all day and didn't have time to do anything with her and the kids. Now everyone knows he was at the hotel. His explanation has not convinced the wife. Matt Damon
LAWYER 01/20 **#3**
One too many visits to gay nightclubs has finally caused the C list movie actress of this A list all movie actor to finally give him the boot. He kept saying it was a place where he would not be mobbed by fans. Has he looked at himself in the mirror? She has just finally realized that she will come a distant second to guys. Gerard Butler/Madalina
HINT: He has a fairly strong connection to a diva who is used to making really bad movies
A meal out for a celebrity family over the weekend in Los Angeles turned ugly, with two celebs swearing and leveling accusations at each other. All during the meal, she picked off her child/rens plate while he picked at her. It wasnt until they got out to the car, though, when the real fireworks stated flying. With the kid/s tucked safely inside, they were accusations of infidelity flying across the hood of the car. He blamed her for his affair. "This is all your fucking fault!" He claimed that his affair "wouldnt have happened if you had kept your shit together!" He then accused her of having had an affair first. She yelled "Youre an fucking jackass!" He seemed to back down a little and said, "Im trying here." Her sarcastic reply: ""Sure you are! Why dont you go complain to your girlfriend some more?" They both got into the car, slammed their doors shut, and drove away. Confirmation of an affair isnt surprising given that both havent been wearing their wedding rings, one has been showing up at events alone, and one has been suspected of having an affair with someone in another country. This couple is clearly out of tune with each other. To make matters worse, one of them is traveling out of the country for work soon and is expected to be gone for a while, leaving little time for resolution of their current issues.
Husband: Joel Madden
Wife: Nicole Richie
LAWYER 01/21 **#1**
This a-hole of a singer was at a club for five minutes when a group of women approached him. He said he was busy and wanted to know which one, if any would have sex with him right then. One woman said she would so they went upstairs to a hotel room and had sex and then came back down after. Chris Brown
LAWYER 01/21 **#2**
This B list reality star from a very hit network reality show spent her time at Sundance going from one swag suite to the next picking up as much as she could and is selling it all on ebay. No wonder she was asking for two or three of every item. With as much stuff as she got, she will probably make close to $50K. Karina Smirnoff Sundance
LAWYER 01/21 **#3**
What former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee told his wife that she should leave the event they were at together because people would be mobbing him and as a star he needed to give them his full attention. Sounds so oily, but that is what he is. His wife left and he spent time taking photos and gathering as many phone numbers from models as he could. He was telling them he could give them some acting tips. Kevin Costner
LAWYER 01/21 **#4**
Look beyond the fake smiles that these two B list celebrities manage for their television show cameras, because behind the scenes the pair can't stand each other. She wants him fired because she is jealous of all the attention he is getting and he can't believe how much she tries to stab him in the back and how nasty she is when the cameras are turned off. Hatred might not be too strong of a word for how these two feel about each other. Michael Strahan/Kelly Ripa
LAWYER 01/21 **#5**
This B- list all movie actress has been in the closet since she burst on the scene a few years ago and was crowned the next it girl. Her lover at the time wanted the actress to come out publicly because she thought it would be great for the career of the actress. Then the lover was going to out our actress on her own, but was talked out of it. The actress was spotted canoodling with another woman over the weekend and if the lover finds out, this could spell a very public outing for the actress. Ellen Page
LAWYER 01/21 **#6**
This foreign born B list actress with the unusual name says that her fling with this very good looking and very unstable foreign born B list actor was short lived because he told her the only reason he liked her was that she reminded him of his 13 year old cousin and he always wanted her to act like a very young teen when they were in bed together. Even though our actress looks very young, she said the requests and his imagery was really sick. Mia Wasikowska/Michael Fassbender "Jane Eyre"
LAWYER 01/21 **#7**
It is not like our A list all movie actress has been with a million people. She claims to have had sex with fewer than a dozen guys. One of those guys though gave her an STD which has caused her to be unable to ever have children. She has always wanted children and had planned on having children. It turns out though that this B list celebrity significant other gave her an STD which ended up causing internal scarring and has made it impossible for her to get pregnant. He never told her he had the disease and it was not until after they split that she discovered she had the disease. Since that time she has tried to get pregnant through IVF using some samples provided by an A list ex. It did not work. Nothing has worked and our actress has resigned herself to the fact she will never be pregnant. She had a plan and the one guy ruined that plan. When she sees him with other women she wonders if he is telling them or just leaving the women to find out on their own like she did.
A list actress:
B list significant other:
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LAWYER 01/22 **1#**
This aging, but always A list singer who has been married a few times has a way with the ladies. He enjoys dating women much younger than him. His rule is they have to be less than half his age. The thing is though he has abused his body so badly over his life that his latest girlfriend has never had sex with him. No matter how much chemical help the singer gets, he is no longer able to get full staff so to speak. Steven Tyler
LAWYER 01/22 **#2**
This A list celebrity with A+ name recognition had a two week period early last year where she was battling personal demons and her medications were off. As a result, she nearly succeeded in killing herself and it was only because one of her kids was in the bedroom while she was in the bathroom attempting suicide and went to check on her that she was stopped before she could follow through. Demi Moore
LAWYER 01/22 **#3**
This former A list reality star and now someone you probably would not want to spend any time has been trying her hardest to get pregnant and thinks it will give her a chance to be on top of the world again. Please do not let her be pregnant. If you have seen the way she treats other living things in her life, you would not want her to be either. Paris Hilton
LAWYER 01/22 **#4**
This aging actor is still an actor I think. Been a while since he was in anything although he does get his chances ever couple of years. Used to be a B list. A+ name recognition with his very very big role. Big drinker. Huge drinker. Waiting at the airport the other day, our actor waited in line while sipping whiskey from a pint bottle. Cracked the top when he walked in the airport and finished it off right before going through security and heading to a bar near his gate.
LAWYER 01/22 **#5**
Apparently this foreign born almost A list celebrity has talked to his A list actress wife about getting a divorce. Her response? It would be very inconvenient and that she is promoting a movie and would like to focus on that and her other movie coming out later this year and they can talk about it down the road. When this split does happen, it is going to be nasty despite how hard she will try to make it appear civilized. The things he wants to say. Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman
LAWYER 01/22 **#6**
This B list all movie actor thought he had found someone young and fun after his recent split from his wife. He used to be the star of the relationship with his actress girlfriend but now she is the star and he has become so insecure that he is texting and calling his girlfriend constantly and she finally turned off her phone and said she was finding someone new. Peter Facinelli (split from Jennie Garth)/Jaimie Alexander (although theyre back together)
LAWYER 01/22 **#7**
This actor is A list as long as you confine him to television. Put him in a movie and he does not get anything close to a lead. He has had a crazy past two years. Big split with his significant other because of the affair he had with his co-worker. She decided that she wanted to give it another shot with her significant other and ended up breaking off the relationship which devastated our comedic actor. While he throws himself into several different projects simultaneously, he also has been going through every female at his production office and has been bringing an 18 year old blonde with him to work everyday to throw it in the face of his co-worker who dumped him. The actor and his teenager spend most of the day groping each other and barely spend any time apart. She does still live at home though which has caused a bit of a problem I'm sure. She was scheduled to go to school last semester and then again this semester but he talked her into not going just so she can hang out with him during the day at work. And it is just day. She has to be home by 10pm every night. His ex has heard the rumors but has never seen the teen. I would love to see that meeting. Will Arnett/Amy Poehler/Christina Appelgate
This busy actress has done over 20 films and has several in production, but she is best known for a TV role she played. Other than that, she is hard to describe. She is either married or divorced, she is gay or straight, and she is a blonde, brunette, or redhead. She has been rather secretive about her personal life, so it is hard to know what the truth is. One thing is for sure: she was kicked off a plane for acting like an entitled ass. The incident was not publicized, but heres how it went down. She pre-boarded, yammering loudly on her cell phone so that everyone beyond first class could hear how important she was. The flight attendants asked her to keep her voice down several times, but she ignored them. As they were getting ready for takeoff, they gave the actress three warnings to turn off her cell phone. She dismissively waved them off each time, and continued to talk away. When it came time to push back, the flight attendant approached her one last time. "Ms. X, we really need for you to turn off your cellphone so we can close the aircraft door and depart." Ms. X expressed her annoyance to the person on the other end of the phone. "The fucking flight attendant is trying to make me get off the fucking phone such bitches!" The flight attendant went to the flight deck, had a brief conversation with the captain, and returned. She again addressed the actress, who was still on the phone. "Excuse me, Ms. X. This fucking bitch of a flight attendant is now asking you to gather your belongings." Security was called and the stunned actress was escorted off the plane. The flight wound up taking off 15 minutes late, but the entire first class section clapped when the actress departed. It may have been the most applause she got that day. Gillian Anderson
A particular alcoholic beverage company is requesting that all references to their brand and this particular Housewife be severed. This particular alcoholic beverage company obviously does NOT want their bottle of booze connected in any way with the Housewives! Were calling this the "Situation" effect if you recall, Abercrombie and Fitch actually offered a large sum of money to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino from "JerseyShore" to NOT wear their clothing! As far as we know, this alcohol brand is not PAYING, nor has offered payment they just dont want their booze associated with the Housewives! Could this be just another hint that the Housewives have jumped the shark?
TO EARS 01/22
This female rapper has been accused of taking Lil Kims style numerous times. Although it is obvious that this rapper and Lil Kim are now done in the public eye, this rapper should still try to befriend Lil Kim anyway. Unfortunately, all this rapper wants is her boyfriend who writes her rhymes and speaks to her like trash in private. Months ago a 911 tape was released of a fight they had. Funny thing is no one saw the rapper until 2 days later so she could have time to heal. If she wasnt so busy judging a singing competition so she can buy her boyfriend jewelry she would have time for counseling. Nicki Minaj/Kimmy Blanco "American Idol"
STREET KING 01/22
Shes a Basketball Wife most recognized for her false fronts. Though she may be one of the very few ratchet reality stars who actually bagged an NBA athlete, shes said to not exactly be honoring her wedding vows. Thats because our mystery lady seems to living her own true Hollywood version of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" as reports of our blind item cheating with a known Jamaican drug dealer begin to surface. Dont believe me.. Ask her fake sister, Krystal. This news comes as word points to our blind items jewelry business venture as going bust, freeing up time for her to whore with her island gangsta boo at various Tinseltown hot spots. Sources say her whoring could be nothing more than her taking it back to what she knows how to do best. Know why? Because if she doesnt meet her mothers monthly expenses on time and provide top dollar for her expensive weave moms may spill our blind items tea! Malaysia Pargo
The paparazzi are in constant pursuit of this star, capturing her every move in L.A. So can you imagine their surprise when she recently opened the door and a strong scent wafted out, one of the illegal kind. Two things that make this story interesting;
1) She was driving her then-boyfriends car . but he wasnt in it, so he cannot be blamed for the fresh smell of pot.
2) Keen observers picked up on her somewhat wobbly appearance at a Golden Globe Awards after-party, suggesting that she had too much to drink. Now, in retrospect, her secret habit may explain things better.
Star: Selena Gomez
Then-Boyfriend: Justin Bieber
LAWYER 01/23 **#1**
This B list usually all movie actress, but who will hit the cable circuit from time to time has had a problem with bulimia for the past decade. Yeah, she has been around about that long. She has worked on her body issues and has gained about 20 pounds in the past few months. Still probably a size 2, she has lost out on three or four roles recently after producers thought she was too heavy so now she has not kept anything down for two weeks to try to lose the 20 pounds. She was literally shaking and almost fainting at an event this week. Julia Stiles
LAWYER 01/23 **#2**
If you have been wondering why this B list celebrity couple consisting of an almost A list all movie actor and actress with child(ren) have not been spotted together very much as of late. It has to do with the actor's fondness for a certain foreign born C list all movie actress who will be an A before you know it. Crazy on set romance that has not died out as quickly as they usually do and the phone call this A list all movie actress made to the wife telling her all about it, probably didn't help much either.
B list celebrity couple: Peter Sarsgaard/Maggie Gyllenhaal
C list actress: Juno Temple
A list movie actress: Sharon Stone
LAWYER 01/23 **#3**
This former almost A list all movie actor has had a hard time getting much work in the past couple of years. Did I mention he is in the closet to the public so hard that he would freak out if there was any light at all coming in? Probably one of the more famous beard relationships in Hollywood. No longer seeing his long time boyfriend, our actor now uses the services of two Thai guys when he needs umm, some stress relief. Problem is he needs to go to their massage shop to get it and one of these days someone will talk or release what must be some CCTV video. Hayden Christensen/(beard: Rachel Bilson)
LAWYER 01/23 **#4**
This very recent reality star is already making demands and acting like a diva. Apparently she thinks she is the biggest star on a reality show despite her not being in anything ever before and is driving everyone crazy. When someone pointed out the long entertainment history of one of the cast members, our recent star said, "But what has she done lately? Everyone knows me."
Show: "Celebrity Diving"
Cast Member: Keshia Knight Pulliam
LAWYER 01/23 **#5**
What former A list reality star was at Sundance offering herself up for interviews with any media outlet that would take her? There were no takers. None. Publicists were begging, but no one wanted anything to do with the former hated reality star. Paris Hilton Why is Paris Hilton even at Sundance?
LAWYER 01/23 **#6**
This B-/C+ list actress on a maybe hit network show who made her fame doing something else hired a pap this week to follow her shopping in hopes of getting noticed by store personnel and picking up free stuff. It worked, but not as well as she hoped. She wanted a $4000 bag, but the store would only discount it, so she passed. They did give her a few hundred bucks worth of free stuff. Katherine McPhee Shopping at the Piperlime Store
LAWYER 01/23 **#7**
This actress is starting to make a name for herself. A big name. Went from C list to just about an all A list movie actress in a very short time. Some of her actions lately though have everyone concerned that she is going off the rails. She had been hanging out with another almost A list movie actress who is about her same age and that actress got her hooked on smoking. Not really blind item worthy although her parents are apparently anti-smoking fiends. This probably leads to the smoking a cigarette with a fork so she does not get her hands or fingers stained. I saw a kid doing that on the street the other day. Is this a new trend? Did I miss the silverware becoming a cigarette holder memo? Anyway, our actress also started going to parties and ended up meeting a 30 something producer who is well over twice the age of our actress. Yeah, I have no idea why he would want a tweener either. Probably can't get it up and thinks she won't care. He has been traveling internationally with our actress. Not with her, but on the same itinerary and they sneak around when they can. She missed a photo call recently because she was holed up in his hotel room and told her parent that she had been walking the city and lost track of time. He also introduced her to coke. Just a little bit and apparently she is in love with it. Such promise and something bad is going to happen unless someone steps in. Problem is she is a huge meal ticket for the parents. HINT: She has found another much older guy who keeps her well supplied with coke and he is a B list celebrity himself. He also convinced her to do a threesome with this former almost A list mostly movie actress who could not get an acting gig now if her life depended on it.
A list actress: Hailee Steinfeld (nominated for an Oscar "True Grit")
Other A list actress: Chloe Moretz
This slim and pretty actress, who is best known for films, recently had a rough retail experience. She was shopping with a friend in a high end store in Los Angeles after the holidays. She picked out several beautiful (and very expensive items) and waited for the salesperson to ring her up. The salesperson ran her credit card through the machine. Denied. The actress let out a slightly embarrassed laugh and and pulled out another card, claiming that there must be some sort of mistake. The clerk ran the second card. Denied. While there was no dramatic cutting up of the credit card like youve seen in the movies, the actress seemed shocked by the experience. Well, shocked, and then angry. She muttered, "Im going to kill him!", grabbed her card, and fled the store empty handed.
LAWYER 01/24 **#1**
I don't know if you can ground someone over the age of 18, but that is essentially what this A+ list all move actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee did to his daughter after she got pregnant. No more alone time with guys and she also was given a choice of being cut off financially or having a procedure. She chose the procedure.
LAWYER 01/24 **#2**
This A list Victoria's Secret model has been avoiding the DNA test that her baby daddy wants to have done. Seems as if the baby daddy has heard that he might not be the baby daddy and that the real dad is an A list celebrity in his own country just had a baby of his own. Alessandra Ambrosio
LAWYER 01/24 **#3**
This B list celebrity is certainly enjoying being away from his B list celebrity wife. In LA he has to pretend to still be married even though they barely speak to each other. She insists for the sake of the kids. It has been a non-stop party with hordes of women in the few days he has been outside the city. Joel Madden/Nicole Richie
LAWYER 01/24 **#4**
This A list all movie actress might drop to B list if she does not do some movies soon. Apparently since the day she found out she was pregnant she has never had sex with her man again. That was years ago. This is an actress who is desired by millions. Interesting.
LAWYER 01/24 **#5**
When this former B list actress and reality star turned celebrity got the gift of a personal yoga trainer for Christmas she probably had no idea that her actor husband bought it so she would be gone for 8 hours a week. Turns out he has been getting his own gifts while she is away. That barely 20 something year old woman he has in her own apartment just one mile from his place. This is supposed to be one of those rare rock solid marriages in Hollywood. Lisa Rinna
LAWYER 01/24 **#6**
This actor was probably going to be A list. He was headed in that direction. Television, movies, he could do it all. Studios gave him popcorn movies and then watched our actor trash the movies and the people he worked with and was soon labeled the guy you don't want to make a movie with. Even if a movie did great, which many of his movies did, studios just wanted to find someone else. It is no fun to have an actor call you out publicly or send you e-mails or scream about fucking your wife. Out of control. Ex-girlfriend? She couldn't stand him after he got fame. Hated him. Yelled at her, threatened to beat her. Poured vodka all over her while she was sleeping one night and then walked around the room with a cigarette lighter while yelling at her that it was her fault he couldn't get it up. Mostly his problem is that he prefers guys, but can't accept that which leads to drinking. Lots of drinking. Rehab worthy drinking. Even if he goes though he has a long way to go before he will be given another big chance. Lots of apologies and he is not the guy to ever apologize to anyone. He called one executive's wife a fat fuck and then sent 20 pounds of chocolate to the guy everyday for a week with vicious notes about the guy's wife. Shia LaBeouf (girlfriend: Isabel Lucas)
If you hire a Diva, you must pay a Diva. A promoter is taking a hit on social media for stiffing this songstress.
GOSSIP 01/24 **#1**
These two good-looking actors are on separate hit television shows. They are less than ten years apart in age, but Actor A seems much older because he plays an adult on his show, while Actor B plays a teen on his show. They both traveled out of the country for a fun New Years Eve celebration. Despite the fact that one actor brought his "girlfriend" along, the two actors wound up hooking up with each other that week and have been inseparable ever since. There should be plenty of time for getting cozy, too, because they both enjoy being in the same city, and Actor Bs show isnt coming back next season.
Actor A: Matthew Morrison ("Glee")
Actor B: Chace Crawford ("Gossip Girl")
Age: 8 yrs difference
"Marquee" Australia Opening on New Years Eve
GOSSIP 01/24 **#2**
This cute young celebrity is in a tough spot. He wants to live as his real self, but he is part of a group that could suffer if his image changes. Heres the situation: He is gay. He has always been gay. But the role he has to play is one which girls would find attractive. So for the past couple of years, he has been pretending to be straight, and pretending to enjoy girls idolizing him. Now he is growing increasingly uncomfortable with that role. He is frustrated that he cant openly date guys his age. He is not the only one in his group of colleagues who feels this way. However, for now, he is the only one who has been pushing management to allow him to be the "The Gay One". He really wouldnt mind that label at all. The others are trying to stay out of the controversy. While they are privately supportive of him, they are content to play the public game of pretending that they are all straight as long as the paychecks keep rolling in. His management team which is substantially older than him vehemently opposes his coming out. They have made it very clear to him that they are there to sell an image, not to cater to his personal desires to come out. They believe in the more old-fashioned "girls are only interested in straight boy celebrities" school of thought. They dont believe that a gay young celebrity will sell. They are so convinced of this that they have warned him that if he goes rogue and announces that he is gay, and fans tune out he will lose his job.
Guy: Louis Tomlinson
Group: "One Direction"
Is she married? No. Is she pregnant? Yes! While this over-30 actress would have preferred to have been married prior to getting pregnant, she just got confirmation that she is expecting. She is normally very fit and has a flat stomach and wears clothing that shows that off so it will be interesting to see how quickly she shifts to less form-fitting clothing. It wont happen immediately, though. She is only about two months along, and is not showing yet, so dont expect any baby bump photos for at least a few more weeks. There are a few major industry events coming up soon and we cant see her skipping them so there will be plenty of opportunities to scrutinize her midsection for evidence. Oh, and yes, she and her cute S.O. (who is less famous) are both happy about the news! At least, thats what she is telling her friends. He has been much more quiet about it, and says that he doesnt want to tell anyone for a few more weeks. Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez
LAWYER 01/25 **#1**
This recent split between a B list celebrity with A list name recognition and his celebrity girlfriend is not for the reasons that are in the press. Turns out that he hooked up with his A list celebrity ex more than once when they met for work. Girlfriend found out about it.
B list celebrity: Marc Anthony
Celebrity girlfriend: Shannon de Lima
A list celebrity ex: Jennifer Lopez
LAWYER 01/25 **#2**
This big fight over the holidays started a chain reaction which made this A list television actress who is absolutely everywhere realize she did not want to be with a guy who cheats every week on her. Of course, the truth also came out about her own little fling and was one of the reasons the big fight happened. Sofia Vergara/Nick Loeb
LAWYER 01/25 **#3**
This former A list all movie actress with A+ name recognition was all set to hook up with this B list all movie actor who used to be A list. Then our former A lister got distracted and ended up running to the bathroom every few minutes because she said she was having a bad reaction to all the pills she had taken mixing with the booze and was trying to throw it all up so the two could have fun later without her passing out or having a possible seizure at his place. Apparently that was enough for the actor to say he would just go home alone because he had a busy day. Demi Moore/Jude Law
LAWYER 01/25 **#4**
Are you a director? Want to have sex with a really attractive B list movie and television actress? Give her a chance to be in your movie and chances are it will happen. Her last four movies she has ended up sleeping with the director. And now she uses birth control so you don't have to worry about any accidents. January Jones
LAWYER 01/25 **#5**
For years this A list all movie actress has been providing an allowance to her C list actor ex. Recently though she cut him off and now he can barely pay his monthly bills. He never saved anything because he always had his ex as a bank. Things have got so bad that he is trying desperately to make a deal with a car company for an endorsement so he can keep his current car. Charlize Theron/Stuart Townsend
LAWYER 01/25 **#6**
This celebrity is also an actress. Not a very good one yet, but she does get movies. Oh and television. The thing is she has no identity. She has been made as vanilla as possible by her masters so you never see the real her. All you see is some polished image that her handlers want you to see and not the person everyone else sees if you get her drunk. Only a certain group of her friends have seen her drunk. Only the most trusted because our actress gets crazy when she gets drunk. When she is not drunk, she is a completely different person. One of her closest friends told me that this squeaky clean actress has given lap dances that would be in the top ten lap dances in the world. She will do coke if she is drunk. She will make out with random women and has had at least two threesomes that the friend knew about, one of which she was involved in and neither of which included the now ex-boyfriend of the actress. The friend also had plenty to say about the ex of our actress. Apparently he is a big mafia/Sopranos fan and thinks that what he and his girlfriend do should be almost chaste like. He gets freaky with the people that are not his girlfriend and expects the girlfriend to stay at home while he is out. Our actress did that. Often. If he didn't want to go out with her she would be home alone. He didn't like her hanging out with her girlfriends or any other guys unless he was present. The thing is he has only ever seen our actress drunk once and the one time he did see her like that he freaked out and told her she couldn't drink anymore. But she did. When she would defy him and have friends over when he was out of town she would get drunk and apparently some of those parties are legendary. One of those parties is also how she got into her biggest feud with another actress.
Celebrity/Actress: Selena Gomez
Ex-boyfriend: Justin Bieber
Feud actress: Vanessa Hudgens
STREET KING 01/25
Shes a celebrity chef whose husbands once secret endeavors may have shattered the cookie-cutter image shes worked hard to form. Thats because her entertainment lawyer husband, John, is now known to be connected to a popular New York City 56th Street swingers club where hes been caught cruising several times. Thats why sources are now dubbing him a "regular" of the Upper West Side sex spot, which exclusively caters to couple and single woman "who want to explore an alternative lifestyle". Now, insiders are wondering if their once seemingly "fairy tale" of a marriage will last. Can you guess the Food Network star Im talking about? Rachel Ray/John Cusimano
LAWYER 01/26 **#1**
This blind item is so easy, it is barely blind. This newly announced baby mama of an A list all movie actor has a past that no one is talking about. Although she is a model she has also earned money being a topless blackjack dealer for bachelor parties and always making sure the bachelor has a good time. Jeremy Renner/Sonni Pacheco
LAWYER 01/26 **#2**
This former A list all movie actress and now trying to hang on to B- is taking a break from her young boyfriend and has returned to her old standby. A female lover. Well, lover in the sense that she has the woman take care of her, but never returns the favor. They have been on and off for a decade. When she is promoting movies, she prefers her female friend.
Former A list actress: Sharon Stone
Young Boyfriend: Martin Mica
Female Lover: Mimi Craven (ex-wife of Wes Craven)
LAWYER 01/26 **#3**
You would think that after being with someone who has been sober for so long that this A list celebrity would have kicked her coke habit. She did for awhile. In the past year though she is right back to snorting coke as much as she can. She limits herself to only nights she goes out, which, considering is almost every night is a lot. No word on whether her current boyfriend is partaking since she tends to go to the bathroom and do it solo.
A list celebrity: Katy Perry
Sober: Russell Brand
Current Boyfriend: John Mayer
LAWYER 01/26 **#4**
This B list celebrity recently got engaged. She hated the ring though. Had her boyfriend return it and she is having one designed that she will pay for and say was designed by her boyfriend. Jeweler has been picked and will be mentioned in return for a substantial discount. Apparently the boyfriend has been really hurt by all of this. Kelly Osborne/Matthew Mossart
LAWYER 01/27 **#1**
This very recent reality star on a far flung network wants to make a name for herself and stand out not only on her show but in the reality world. She wants to be the next Kim Kardashian so made up a topless photo scandal. All her doing despite what she is telling the world. Ashlee Wilson-Hawn "Big Rich Atlanta"
LAWYER 01/27 **#2**
This female former A list singer who is now just a C causing trouble with A list name recognition has always maintained she split with this former almost A list singer who is now a comfortable D with B list name recognition because he is boring. Turns out he just didn't have any songs for her and would not write songs with her so she dumped him. Courtney Love/Gavin Rossdale
LAWYER 01/27 **#3**
This former B list tweener television actress who has made it a habit to appear in this space was recently informed she would be fired from one of the jobs she was counting on and would not get another job she was counting on because it has come to the attention of the producers that she is out of control and needs rehab. Maybe this will finally be the push she needs to get to rehab. Her money is draining quickly because of her unemployed, homeless boyfriend. Our actress is turning into the stay at home version of Lindsay Lohan without the arrests. Oh, or crazy parents. Jennette McCurdy
LAWYER 01/27 **#4**
This boy bander from an A++ list group has been seeing a therapist in order to deal with his depression and has been prescribed meds that have been affecting his mood to the point where he is happy one second and crying the next. Apparently his A list celebrity friend fucks with his head a lot and will one day spend time with the boy bander and everything is great and the next day will be running around having sex with women. HINT: Someone from "One Direction"
LAWYER 01/28 **#1**
SAG Awards: This A list all movie actress was overheard telling one of her people in advance that "when she won" at the SAG Awards that she would do the "tears thing," and then at the Academy Awards do the "humbled thing," because she said she had to "keep it fresh each time so the audience doesn't get bored." When her person asked if the actress would change things up if someone else won at the SAG Awards our actress said that no one else would win because if she thought otherwise she would not have bothered to show up and would have got sick, "like that other girl." Anne Hathaway (other girl: Jennifer Lawrence)
LAWYER 01/28 **#2**
SAG Awards: This B list mostly movie actor who is struggling to find his next big thing after his last big thing finally ran its course is not above pimping himself out for a little money or some gifts despite him not being poor at all. Our actor was perfectly willing to spend a night wining and dining this very rich woman for the new Aston Martin she bought him the next day. Apparently she has had some kind of fantasy about our actor for quite some time and he was happy to fulfill that fantasy. It was when she showed up unexpectedly at the SAG Awards and wanted to spend some time publicly with our actor that he balked. On the sly is one thing. Out in public and upfront is not something he wanted at all. Kellan Lutz
LAWYER 01/28 **#3**
SAG Awards: This B- list television actor who is making his way into movies and has had some big hits in both spent most of the night last popping pills and drinking booze and pawing the gorgeous C+ list television actress from a hit network show who had the unfortunate luck to be sitting next to our actor. When he was not trying to grab her breasts he made it very clear he was staring at them.
LAWYER 01/28 **#4**
This almost A list all movie actor recently split from his gorgeous celebrity girlfriend. Apparently she had a bit of a drinking problem. The problem was there was not really a time she was not drinking. Except when she was sleeping. Oh, and when she would drink away from her actor boyfriend she would end up in places and with people that were not really appropriate for someone who had a boyfriend. Our actor got tired of it and the drama that came with being with her, but was really nice when they split and has not mentioned any of that publicly. Jason Statham/Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
LAWYER 01/28 **#5**
This A list mostly television actor with A+ name recognition and a very hit show was hammered out of his mind at a party Saturday night. His girlfriend was left speechless as our actor proceeded to grab on to as many women as possible and was asking for phone numbers while he sweat all over them. As sloppy as he was and as sweaty as he was, and that he was doing it in full sight of his girlfriend he got numbers. His girlfriend looked more worried than horrified. Jon Hamm/Jennifer Westfeldt
LAWYER 01/28 **#6**
The C list actress with A list name recognition and almost A list movie actor (#1) chose to ignore what happened between them in the past. It was a one time thing and the other almost A list movie actor (#2) has obviously forgiven and moved on and the actress and actor are happy now, so they choose to ignore. Of course the actress did add in a text to her friend about how hot she thinks #1 still is so #2 should probably still watch out. Oh and #1's actress girlfriend.
LAWYER 01/28 **#7**
SAG AWARDS: According to this former almost A list all movie actress who is now fighting her way back up to B by being on movies and television says that she hates one person in Hollywood. One. An actor. B list who has really only one big hit television role to his credit but who keeps right on going with it. Our actress thinks she took the fall for her affair. She struggled and took the publicity hit and he never said a word to help her or in support of her and now he has moved on with someone new and acted like nothing ever happened. Our actress holds a grudge and starts shaking with anger when she talks about it all. Julia Stiles/Michael C. Hall ("Dexter")
LAWYER 01/28 **#8**
This actress is a solid B lister. After years of being an almost A and years being a C and close to being forgotten, she has pretty much solidified herself in the B range. Back in the day when she was A list she made a huge mistake and it nearly cost her a career. It took a long time for her to bounce back from that mistake and she thinks about it all the time. She loves being famous. She loves it more than anything and she knows that she needs to act to be famous. She does not want it to go away again. On the set of her latest show she met a guy and one thing led to another and our married actress has pretty much given up on her marriage and loves being with this actor who is not as well known as her, but is ten years younger and she thinks she is in love. The dilemma is that people actually love her husband. Throw in the fact she has a child or two or three and she sees herself being blasted by everyone for having an affair and her career in the toilet again. She wants to see if her show is a hit before making a decision about whether to take everything public. She has done subtle things like stopped wearing her ring and getting her own place, but her husband is such a nice guy that he just focuses on the child(ren) and lets her do what she wants to do. He won't blab or sell a story. He will just keep raising their kid(s) like he always has. Keri Russell (cutting her hair on "Felicity")
HINT: Tenuous connection to Kate Beckinsale (Keris co/star and ex-boyfriend, Scott Speedman was in "Underworld")
GOSSIP 01/28 **#1**
These two actors starred together on a television show that just wrapped its final season. On screen, the two main characters loved and respected each other. Off screen it was a parallel universe. They could not stand each other! As soon as a scene concluded, they would not so much as speak or look each other in the eye. We dont have anything wild to report, like a screaming match or a physical fight. They just stayed away from each other. It was just a matter of two big egos clashing on a personal level. They each did their work their way, and when it came time for the cameras to roll, they put aside their personal differences, got into their characters, did their jobs, and went home. Its actually quite a testament to their acting skills that the viewers saw great chemistry on screen. It does provide some explanation, though, as to why the two of them rarely did appearances together, and never hung out together outside of work.
Television Show: "Fringe"
Actor: Joshua Jackson
Actress: Anna Torv
GOSSIP 01/28 **#2**
This actress is known mostly for her work in television. She is pretty, but she is desperate to be thinner. While she already looks slim, she thinks that if she could just drop a few more pounds that she will land the lead role in a series this year. She has a difficult time battling the hunger pangs, so she has resorted to a rather bizarre diet. She has been eating paper. She buys rolls of paper towels made of unbleached paper, and chews bits of it all day long. She claims she is not hurting herself because she only eats natural paper and drinks plenty of water so that the paper passes naturally through her system.
STREET KING 01/28
Shes a 90's singer being bashed by Bow Wow, after pulling a no-show at a recent party which attracted the whos who of Atlanta namely, Jermaine Dupris So So Def 20th Anniversary celebration. Thats why Bow Wow, a former Dupri child star protege, recently took to Twitter to let it rip on this Atlanta Housewife. Heres what Bow Wow had to say about Jermaine Dupris ex-bedroom buddy, todays blind item: "JD likes to keep quiet but Yo is wack for not wanting to show up for JD 20th anniversary So So Def show put ego to the side and give the fans what they want and understand w/ out jd no one would even know who you are. You aint Michael, this aint the Jackson 5. She actn like she booked out like she too busy! Better yet dont come. The ones thats there are the ones who really got live for JD and the history if the label." Is our blind item upset over Jermaine Dupri smashing her and ripping her off at the same damn time? Of course. Dont believe me.. Ask Tiny Cottle. Kandi Burruss
LAWYER 01/29 **#1**
It happened again. This B list celebrity with A list name recognition caught her C list actor husband with A list name recognition with another woman. Well, not actually together, but he couldn't delete his phone fast enough and the celebrity caught him. The thing is, she went ballistic and there was a big fight but she has not kicked him out because she doesn't want to look like an idiot. LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian
LAWYER 01/29 **#2**
Taking a page from the playbook of her ex, this A list all movie actress is alternating weeks with the kids of her current significant other. The fact that she sometimes misses her week doesn't really bother her. Notice also how the kids never get to leave the country anymore. Neither parent trusts the other. The actress also thinks that no one has noticed that the couple have split. She thinks very highly of herself. Angelina Jolie
LAWYER 01/29 **#3**
This A+ list celebrity with A++ name recognition has driven her boyfriend crazy with her demands. He thinks that she needs to be on medication and that she has several different personalities, each of which is based on a celebrity and each, more unusual than the last. When they do talk she generally screams and yells at him and tells him what he needs to do and if he questions her at all she hangs up on him and does not speak to him until he has been punished by her silence. He actually lives for the silence. They never see each other anymore either. Christina Aguilera
LAWYER 01/29 **#4**
Despite what she told him prior to their getting married, this A list movie and television actor has realized that instead of the classic stay at home wife he thought he was marrying he married instead someone who wants to be famous and is taking any job that gets her on television and doesn't care whether she sees her husband at all. She is loving all the attention. Alex (Hilaria) Baldwin
LAWYER 01/29 **#5**
This woman is an A list celebrity and C list pretty much everything else she does, except diva-ing. She gets an A for that. Anyway, she has cited work demands as the reason she is not doing much press for her latest project. The fact that the project sucks and she wants to distance herself from it is one thing, but the other is that she is ticked off that none of her people could find a guy or an event willing to pay her $1M to come perform. She was supposed to go to one particular city but canceled when no one could get her a party to perform at for big bucks. Her employers are ticked off and are threatening to sue her for not showing up and not working like she should have. It doesn't matter. Nothing is going to help her latest project and no one is desperate to give her another. Jennifer Lopez (movie "Parker")
LAWYER 01/29 **#6**
This A+ list celebrity freaked out when her B list celebrity boyfriend suggested they swap. Our A lister knew that her B list boyfriend was a freak in bed and has some things he has not shared that he enjoys doing but she felt overwhelmed when the B lister showed up with this B-/C+ list singer and his wife and said they should all swap and that it would be fun. Apparently our A lister ran from the room and got herself another hotel room in the same hotel and got away the next morning as quickly as possible. Katy Perry/John Mayer and Eric Benet/Manuela Testolini
LAWYER 01/29 **#7**
She is foreign born. Probably B- list in her own country, she is relatively unknown here. She is probably the most calculating person you will ever meet though. She set her sights on this other foreign born B list actor on a hit network television show and she got him. The fact that she had to trash the other women our actor was seeing at the same time as her doesn't matter to her. She trashed their reputations, sold stories about them to the tabloids and made sure she was the one her boyfriend picked. There was no way she was making the same mistake she made earlier in her life when she last had a chance at a big star. He was an A list all movie actor at the time and she kept him strung out on booze, drugs and keeping him away from everyone who would ever say anything bad about her. She hooked him, but later he got out of it on a technicality and she ended up with nothing except a miscarriage. Throughout the intervening years she has tried and tried but has not been able to snag anyone else as famous until now and she does not plan on letting go. I feel so sorry for that waitress who gave the actor an extra long stare and made small talk with him because she will probably get fired to keep her away from the actor.
We dont know if we would call this dark-haired film actress over the hill, but she certainly is acting as if she is desperate for attention. She still looks good on the outside, but she is a mess on the inside. She tries to party and date like she is still in her twenties. However, since she is long past her twenties, it doesnt read as fun and wild and carefree. It reads as desperate and sad and a little scary. You never know if she is clean or messed up. Well, right now she is messed up. She is back into the same things that landed her in trouble before. Her inability to stay sober is definitely contributing to her current lack of projects. Neither her kid/s nor her ex/es have any control over her. All they can do is wait for her to hit bottom. Again. A few more good nights of partying are all it should take. Demi Moore
MORTON REPORT 01/29
This is a very famous man, known all over the world. Very rich. Very spoilt. Very privileged. Hes married, happily, according to some. But there is a man in his life that he cannot let go. They are not lovers, although rumours have linked them together. Its not even a bromance, yet our man has become psychologically dependent on his man. As someone who has professionally observed the relationship tells me, "Dependency is like love a very powerful emotion. Love can be blind and extreme dependency can too. He sees what he wants to see. The other man can be Superman in his eyes." Prince of Wales and his former valet Michael Fawcett
LAWYER 01/30 **#1**
Awkward. This former B list actress from an acting family and now primarily a reality star was at an event the other night with her husband. Everyone in the world knows the man is gay except for her. I am hoping that maybe she will get the picture after a man ran up to her husband and planted a kiss on his lips, grabbed his hand and asked him why he hadn't called and when could they spend another weekend together.
LAWYER 01/30 **#2**
This former almost A list movie and television actor is still a solid B. Name recognition is good too because of his name. Unusual. His wife has been telling friends that their marriage is sexless. As in they tried it once on their wedding night and have not had it since. He will cuddle her and kiss her but it never goes any further. She thinks it is a phase and he will change. She will probably be saying that to herself several years from now too. Giovanni Ribisi/Agyness Deyn
LAWYER 01/30 **#3**
This almost A list all movie actor who has a very big role has been in this space before. He is definitely not above cheating on his A list celebrity girlfriend and he is not even subtle about his moves. When he was filming a recent movie he would always walk around with his shirt off and when he would see a woman he liked he would go up to them and talk and would always include, "You can go ahead and touch my chest if you want to. I know you do. It's ok." If they did touch it he would invite them back to his trailer. As a prank one time a guy asked if he could touch and the actor dropped a homophobic slur on the guy saying, "I'm not a fag." Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus
HINT: Has a connection to Amber Heard (in "Paranoia" with her)
LAWYER 01/30 **#4**
Just when this A list model thought she was getting her life back on track and everything was all made up with her significant other, this A list all movie actor started texting her and calling her and telling her how much he missed her and wanted to get back together with her and that he was really ready to settle down. Our model was ready to believe him again and ruin everything that she had put back together when she decided to tell another model friend about it who said that she had received the same text and that the actor was talking to four or five women who had also responded to his plea.
A list model: Miranda Kerr
Significant other: Orlando Bloom
A list actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
Other women: Alyce Crawford; Kendal Schuler; Simone Holtznagel; Montana Cox
LAWYER 01/30 **#5**
This former A list comedic television actor and now a B list celebrity was overheard telling one of his friends that he had spent nearly $500K on hookers last year. He says that when he is on the road he likes to have some fun and since he is on the road a lot, he has fun a lot. George Lopez
LAWYER 01/30 **#6**
This B list television and movie actress who has had way more success on a very very hit television show than anything she has done in the movies was told last week at a party that she had been the subject of a bet between this former A list television and movie actor and his B-/C+ list television actor. Apparently they had heard the actress was a virgin and bet each other $25K who would be the first. The former A list actor won the bet. When our actress was told she asked if it counted if the guy had been so drunk he could not even manage to start the job.
LAWYER 01/30 **#7**
This celebrity is almost A list now but she has a hard life. Not only is she the offspring of a part-time hooker, but our celebrity also was forced to turn tricks when she was in her early teens too. She is not much beyond that age now, but she will never mention it. Ever. As open as she pretends to be about things, she really is not. You won't ever hear her talk about the real reason she didn't get paid for her breakthrough project. She was supposed to but after this other B list celebrity forced himself on her and assaulted her she wanted nothing to do with the guy or anything associated with that guy. Ever. She likes people to think that she is bi-sexual but her only experience with another woman was with this now C list celebrity who used to be A list and was showing her around LA. They ended up at the house of the C lister and our A lister was told by the C lister that she was expecting a gift for showing our A lister around. So, the A lister tried but the C lister apparently laughed at her and told her to come back when she had some talent. They have not spoken since. HINT: Money/Place in Massachusetts/Place in Texas
Almost A list celebrity: Keisha
B list celebrity: Flo Rida
C list celebrity: Paris Hilton
GOSSIP 01/30 **#1**
There was a trending topic on Twitter very recently about a young performer that may be baffling to some. While her fans dont know the real story, we do. This young star was hired as the lead of a new television show. While some of the crew members from her old show migrated to her new show, the actress was very adamant with producers that there was one specific male crew member that she didnt want hired. The producers promised her that they wouldnt and then went ahead and hired him anyway. She found out, became completely hysterical, started screaming at the producers for betraying her, and declared that she was quitting! Things have since been smoothed over, and production has started, but tensions are still running very high on the set. So, why didnt she want the crew guy hired? Well save that for another post
Actress: Jennette McCurdy
Old Show: "iCarly"
New Show: "Sam & Cat"
GOSSIP 01/30 **#2**
Want to know the real reasons this pilot is jumping networks? There are two. The first is that the first network cringed at the complete lack of chemistry between the two stars. They are each fine on their own, but the combination turns out to be an unpalatable mess. One is way too smug, and the other is way too bubbly. The first network also didnt like all the rumors they were hearing about the female stars activities outside of her marriage. When youre trying to impress upon America that your star is a wholesome traditional wife, the last thing you need is someone with a reputation as a ho. Bobby Flay/Giada de Laurentiis (morning talk show)
1. Lets begin with these Chanel inspired nails. This woman is living a lie. Her marriage crumbled months ago, but shes keeping up public appearances until her reality TV show goes off the air. Then she will be heading to divorce court. LaLa Anthony
2. This singer possesses one of the most beautiful singing voices in the history of music. Her voice is truly a gift from God. When she is not working, she devotes herself to her husband, an NBA star, and her adorable boys. By all rights, she should have sang the National Anthem at Obamas Inauguration, but she is not an attention whore who shamelessly chases headlines. Monica and Shannon Brown
3. This next beauty is a kept woman in every sense of the word. She is the concubine of a rich, arrogant music mogul who lavishes her with gifts and baubles so she wont know her true self worth. This one-hit-wonder has learned to play the submission game to the T. Cassie and Diddy
4. This former lead singer of a R&B group is married to Atlanta royalty. Although she spends his unlimited wealth on whatever she likes, she has her own coins to fall back on. She manages a girl group and she owns her own business as well as takes care of her large brood of children, including his children by other women. Tameka 'Tiny' Cottle (T.I.)
5. This Bajan beauty is also a kept woman, but not in the traditional sense. Her master is an arrogant female singer whose music career is in a tailspin due to her rampant drug use and alcohol binges. Right now this womans bills are paid by the singer. But she will need to find a job soon, when the singers career (literally) goes up in flames. Rihanna's assistant Jennifer Rosales
6. This singer is married to an aging music mogul whose rap career depends upon her career staying afloat. Her career will be hard for her to maintain because she has some age on her. And younger, more successful singers have stolen her crown. Were not sure how old this singer truly is because shes been lying about her age since she was the member of a very successful girl group in the 1990s. These days she spends most of her time studying ways to keep her name in the headlines. Beyonce and Jay-Z
7. This reality TV star is Caucasian, but she might as well be black. An imprisoned former NFL star, who is African American, is rumored to be her biological father. She is our favorite member of a large reality TV family because she is grounded and never has her head in the clouds like her narcissistic reality star sister. Khloe Kardashian-Odom/OJ Simpson
LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
This new romance has certainly been the talk of the town but seems entirely for the benefit of the two people involved. One is delusional to think or say the other is sober because they are clearly not and the other sees $$ signs every time they open their eyes. Adrienne Maloof/Sean Stewart
LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
This first time Hunger Games actor wins the award for kinkiest actor on a movie set. His model like girlfriend was always willing to show the bruises on her butt from where the actor had spanked her. Their sex noises were pretty loud too. No problem hearing it outside the trailer. Sam Caflin (Finnick Odair)/Laura Haddock
LAWYER 01/31 **#3**
B- list all television actress wannabe who thinks way too highly of herself - "Hi Mariah. I'm a huge fan of yours. I totally know what it's like to have fans come up you, but since we are both on television and both know how difficult fans can be and are in the same industry I thought it would be ok."
Mariah - "And who are you?"
Wannabe - "I'm __________________."
Mariah - "I don't know that name."
Wannabe - "I'm on ________________ (so so network show)"
Mariah - "I've never seen it. Is it on cable?"
Wannabe - "No, it's on ____. I used to be on ____________________."
Mariah - "I have obviously heard of that. Just not you. have a nice day."
The wannabe is now telling everyone how she and Mariah are great friends and share a special connection. Katherine McPhee
LAWYER 01/31 **#4**
This rock solid marriage to the rest of the world has been a nightmare the past three months. This A++ list celebrity and her almost A list celebrity husband have been spending most of their time apart. Apparently the two have not been getting along at all, and the celebrity husband has even been calling and texting one of his old girlfriends and wondering if she will be there for him if he splits with his wife. Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin; Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
LAWYER 01/31 **#5**
This former A list all movie actor who has branched out since hitting B was hitting on his co-star and she told him that she had a girlfriend. The actor replied that he has a wife but it isn't stopping him and that if she felt that strongly about it she could bring the girlfriend because there was plenty of him to go around. The co-star declined. Kevin Costner and Amber Heard "Three Days To Kill"
LAWYER 01/31 **#6**
This C list celebrity loves hooking up with this B list all movie actress because she lives at home and has very strict parents. This way he can still keep his girlfriend and have his fun on the side too and she is trusting enough to believe that he only wants to be with her. Tyler Shields/Abigail Breslin
LAWYER 01/31 **#7**
This actress is the most trusting person you will ever meet. She will believe any story that you tell her and will do so with a smile on her face. She is really intelligent, but she just has a belief that everyone has some good inside them. You have to really mess up before she will not trust you. Even producers who used to have sex with her for parts she trusts. She says that if they had not given her the parts, then she would not have trusted them. She also said that with the exception of one guy, every other time she slept with someone for a part, she got it. So, when our actress, who is a former almost A list primarily all television actress from a now ended hit network show who has probably dropped close to a C now says she trusts her husband and it is hard for anyone to change her mind. Even when she is confronted with notes and hotel receipts and women calling and texting him all the time, she chooses to believe his wild and crazy stories and all of his explanations. Meanwhile he likes our actress to stay at home as much as possible because he has been with so many women at this point that he knows our actress will run into them and he likes to keep everything controlled. The storyline, the excuses, the times for confrontations. This is how he keeps her in control. She has grown tired of her friends trying to reason with her and talk to her about it and she has turned most of her lifelong friends away and now prefers to hang out with her kid(s) or her immediate family because they don't constantly bring up what she does not want to hear. She believes her husband and thinks that everyone must be jealous of her or her life. She has no idea. Lisa Kudrow
GOSSIP 01/31 **#1**
Every time this cute young performer even speaks to a girl, reports start circulating that he has a new girlfriend. Calm down, people! The blonde is just a friend. No benefits. If he takes her home, its just to protect her. He already has someone whom he loves very much. He just isnt ready to take it public yet.
Cute young performer: Harry Styles
The blond is just a friend: Ellis Calcutt
He already has someone: Louis Tomlinson
GOSSIP 01/31 **#2**
Think that this actor is the only one cheating in this marriage? He isnt. His gorgeous wife is just as culpable in this mess. She is pretty on the outside. On the inside, not so much. She married the actor because he was a much more famous celebrity than her last boyfriend, a musician, and she thought she was trading up. But as soon as her marriage disappointed her, she set out to snag a bigger prize for herself. One of the men she caught the attention of is an actor who is bigger than her husband. The moment she showed interest in him, it was "Fish on!" and the two had an affair. Unfortunately for her, the bigger actor only sees her as another prize in his catch-and-release program. Hell throw her overboard before it gets too serious. So if she thinks she is trading up again, she is going to be terribly disappointed.
Actor: Orlando Bloom
Gorgeous Wife: Miranda Kerr
Musician Ex-Boyfriend: Jay Lyon
Bigger Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
Are a hot shot Baller and his longtime fiancee ready to call the whole thing off? She's been M.I.A. during some major events. Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Lebron James and Savannah Brinson
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