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Zach Braff is generally regarded as one of Hollywood's nice guys, but it appears he has been getting a reputation for octopus/party hands and is now working up a name for himself for allowing his penis to bounce him around a party from blonde to blonde, like a one-eyed guide dog.

One assistant producer in the US met him at a party and was pleasantly surprised by his politeness and diffidence, an opinion that changed two hours later when she spied him pinning a helpless waitress to the wall with his crotch and attempting to stuff a DVD of 'Scrubs' down her already overflowing top.

"Come on," cried the wild-eyed and tented-trousered thesp, "There's plenty of room in there!" The waitress managed to tear herself free from the cock-lock and ran away sobbing, leading Braff to dilute his sex rage and complain to the party organiser, nearly resulting in the firing of the waitress. Despite the fact his then-girlfriend, Mandy Moore, was present, Braff spent the entire evening chasing around from one blonde waitress to the next, his tongue lolling and saliva pouring down on his wagging tail.

The couple are no longer together.

'Lost' star Maggie Grace was all signed up to appear on 'Scrubs', but on joining Braff for dinner on the first night on set, she was so appalled by the priapus-led potential rape-machine that she ripped up her contract in front of the producers the next day, calling Braff an "obnoxious asshole".

Though clearly it's the front bit that's more obnoxious.