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JANUARY
1. GLOBE 01/01
This fading movie hunk has been making regular visits to a trendy LA bookstore,
but not to buy reading material. Seems he has a nasty habit of hanging out
in the men's rest room and exposing himself to other customers. The store
has received numerous complaints and has now barred the actor from ever coming
back. Jean Claude Van Damme
2. NY POST/PAGE SIX....01/06
--WHICH perky TV hostess cooperated with a downmarket tabloid? She agreed
to pose for exclusive photos with her new baby if the tab agreed not to publish
a different set of photos of her at a wild party performing a sex act on
her hunky hubby..Kelly Ripa
--.WHICH pop queen has had not one, but two breast-implant surgeries? The pretty pop star had the first one when she was a mere 15, and the second when she became "legal" at age 18. Britney Spears
3. Filth2Go 01/07
#1. "Could it be that a certain former politico (once described by his
ex-boss’ wife as that little queen) has already strayed from his warm
marital bed? Intriguingly enough, he seems to be dallying with his unshaven
wife’s blessing. She’s content with the “prestige” (and
we use that term loosely) that comes with being the wife of this diminutive
television personality (another loose term) and encourages his
“sessions” with that very out, very gay personal trainer who has
taken more than a bite out of his big apple. Sounds like more than his grape
leaf is getting stuffed!" George Stephonopolous
#2. "Could it be that a certain Oscar-winning actor is doing a bit of research for his next film role? That’s the story he told people on a recent trip to New Orleans’ “Corner Pocket” bar (bear in mind that Winona told the people at Saks that she was doing research, too). We hear that the hairy actor zipped into the club, picked up two male prostitutes, and left to “interview” them in his hotel room for a film he’s doing about male gigolos. The more chatty “working boy” later told me that the interview was pretty much one sided, since the familial actor was having more of a face-off with the pillow he was chewing. I guess that high profile royal consort is just a façade, since this follicly-impaired fella seems to remain wild at heart." Nicholas Cage (Face/Off, WIld at Heart, Coppolla family, hairy chest, balding top)
4. STAR 01/08 #1
This rock star led a highly publicized life of drugs and legal problems.
He claims to be clean and sober now, but he's far from it. He carries around
a MAC makeup case bulging with drugs and paraphernalia. At a recent low-life
party, he was guzzling rum and cokes and smoking crack in the middle of an
orgy. He finally retired to the bathroom because the naked people were getting
in the way of his consumption. Oddly enough, he's bragging that publishers
are begging him to write a book about how he turned his life around. Billy
Idol; Elton John
5. STAR 01/08 #2
This raven-haired movie leading man is spreading himself thin. He's known
to bring not only his longtime wife and children with him on location, but
also takes along his long-time mistress. This guy spends so much time and
energy running from one hotel room to the other, and then back, that it's
a miracle he can give his all for the cameras. Andy Garcia
6. GLOBE 01/08
This Hollywood couple claim they're one of the happiest teams in showbiz,
but things aren't quite so "happy" in the bedroom. Both are having extramarital
affairs behind each other's back. While Mr. Movie Star is playing around
with his sexy leading ladies, his wife is having a fling with their studly
pool guy. Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson; Arnold Schwarzenegger/Maria Shriver;
Sylvester Stallone/Jennifer Flavin
7. Filth2Go 01/14
#1. Could it be that a certain designer is dallying with some dudes - and
drugs? That's the story coming out of Gotham, where I hear that the usually
demure dressmaker is playing with fire. At a recent performance of Noises
Off (December 11th, in case anyone is interested), he was flying solo - and
flying high from what several of my sources say. Allegedly, he snuck into
his Lincoln Town Car during intermission to partake of a bit of snuff. Only
days later, he embarked on a whirlwind party tour with a delightful boytoy.
I'd normally be more discreet about this stuff, but if he wasn't, why should
I? How indiscreet was he? Let's just say that I'm not convinced that having
sex on your host's bed is correct etiquette for a cocktail party - let alone
for three such parties! Tom Ford
#2. Could it be that a recent musical honoree shares a vice with our designer friend? With his grown-out hair, I'd say that he's certainly not a candidate for any fashion awards, although he appears to be quite a catch. But being out of touch, I thought when I heard his name announced that perhaps he had something to do with Inside Edition (this has to be the most obscure clue I've ever given). Imagine my surprise when I bumped into him in the lavatory and saw him share a stall with a "friend". What were they doing? Pick a vice, any vice.
8. STAR 01/15
This attractive actress grew up in a small town and vowed never to forget
where she came from. When she got engaged, she made a big deal out of getting
married back home. All her showbiz pals had to fly in from New York and LA
for the wedding. Locals hoped their small-town sweetheart hadn't become jaded,
but they were in for a rude shock. During the reception, the bride and groom
took several breaks in the corner of the room where they proceeded to snort
massive amounts of cocaine. The town is still talking! Andie MacDowell;
Angie Harmon
9. STAR 01/15
This blonde beauty bought very expensive silk hydrangea flowers for her wedding
from a very exclusive shop in New York. But after the honeymoon, she had
the nerve to walk in with the fake flowers and try to return them. The owner
couldn't refuse her, so he took them back. Luckily, the merchant was able
to sell them to another couple by telling them they were used at the famous
newlyweds' nuptials. Alexandra Wentworth-Stephanopolis
10. NY POST/PAGE SIX...01/18
WHICH leading man was upset on a visit to the White House when the Secret
Service insisted on questioning his new wife? Seems the background check
had discovered the gorgeous actress was lying about her age. Having been
branded a cradle-robber, he learned his bride was actually 10 years older.
Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones
11. NY POST/PAGE SIX...01/19--WHICH Casanova crooner - known for bedding the boldfaced beauties who appear in his videos - has been bragging to his entourage about bagging an athletic sexpot who will be featured in an upcoming production . . . Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova
--WHICH hunky young actor has a cringe-inducing way of getting in the mood before climbing into bed with his dates? An informed source tells us he puts on a "love mix" tape that begins with the AM radio chestnut "Love Caravan."
12. GLOBE 01/22
This all-American sitcom star and her hunky hubby love are engaging in kinky
sex. The passionate pair is constantly taking nude photos of one another
and recently made a sizzling home video that makes Pamela Anderson and Tommy
Lee look like a Disney flick. "If it ever got out, either my career would
be ruined," Mrs. Star told a pal, "or I'd be the most famous porn star in
the world." Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt
13. NY POST/PAGE SIX...01/28
--WHICH box-office Boy Wonder and his luscious girlfriend booked a suite
together in a swank European hotel, but maybe he didn't sleep there? An
unidentified fellow in the entourage was booked - supposedly solo - in the
honeymoon suite .. . Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst; Tom Cruise and Penelope
Cruz
--WHICH hot, young Hollywood producer is infecting a surprising number of aspiring actresses on both coasts with a sexually transmitted disease?
14. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY....01/28
Which veteran actress who's had repeated plastic surgery uses oxygen on her
face to achieve that dewy look? Makeup artists have trouble getting cosmetics
to stick…Melanie Griffith; Cher; Mary Tyler Moore;
Kirstie Alley
15. STAR 01/29 #1
This MAJOR TV personality would faint if he knew what an assistant found
in his desk. The helper opened the wrong drawer and out popped an adult catalog
featuring lingerie in men's sizes! She was speechless over the kinky photos
of men dressed in lace panties, thongs, stockings and garter belts. But she
REALLY lost it when she saw that her boss had filled out an order form for
some of the frilly undies for himself! She hasn't been able to look her boss
in the eye since. Gerald (Major Dad) McRaney; Damon (Major Payne) Wayans;
Montel Williams
16. STAR 01/29 #2
This oft-rehabbed actor is being called a deadbeat by a dozen of his closest
friends these days because he hasn't reimbursed $200,000 that they lent him.
He needed the dough to pay for lawyers who desperately tried to keep him
out of jail. This was more than a year ago, however, and none of the high-powered
pals have seen a penny from the dude just yet. Come on, now! You know who
you are! Pay up!!!! Robert Downey Jr.; Gary Busey
17. GLOBE 01/29
This big-screen hunk has been using hard drugs for years, but he's never
tried to stop or check into rehab. Now he's freaking out because he's discovered
his MOTHER is a junkie, too! She takes almost anything she can get her hands
on and is stoned most of the time. Mr. Movie Star is planning to do an
intervention. Better hurry! Sylvester Stallone
FEBRUARY
18. MOVIELINE/FEBRUARY #1
She has more money than God, yet this diva is notorious for being a miserly,
miserable, cheapskate. Just exactly how tight with a buck is she? Put it
this way, kiddies: Every week, truckloads of cool freebies arrive at her
offices - flat-screen HDTVs, CD players and burners, couture clothes, makeup,
bikes, jet skis, the works. She doesn't need any of it, but does she dontate
to charities or distribute the stuff to her underpaid, overworked and abused
employees? Nope. She sells it to the people who work for her, and not at
great prices, either. No wonder she can't keep good help or stop people from
saying nasty things about her. Barbra Streisand; Madonna; Martha Stewart;
Rosie O'Donnell
19. MOVIELINE/FEBRUARY #2
It was a smart move for that older megastar to agree to share the screen
with that much younger and hotter actor in that big action flick. What wasn't
smart, though, is that the old coot was too lazy to meet face-to-face with
the whippersnapper before he signed on the dotted line. When the two finally
made contact, in rehearsals, the vet was blown away by the young hunk's height
- he was a foot taller than he had expected. That's why there are no full-body
shots of the two stars in the whole film-- the vintage sex symbol wore super-high
platforms whenever he had a scene with his costar.
Mel Gibson/Heath Ledger in 'The Patriot'
Sylvester Stallone/Kip Pardue in 'Driven'
Mel Gibon/Marc Blucas in "We Were Soldiers"
Al Pacino/Ben Affleck (6'3) in "Gigli"
Bruce Willis/Colin Farrell in "Hart's War"
20. NY POST/PAGE SIX....02/03
--WHICH high-profile magazine editor was well provided for during a recent
visit to Hollywood? His host, a bigtime producer, stocked the house with
two Playboy Playmates . . .
--WHICH cast member of a popular weekly comedy show should be more careful in men's rooms? The funny man indiscreetly went into a stall with another man during a big party recently, leading at least one witness to speculate they were powdering their noses.
21. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY....02/03
What cruel actress agreed to present an award at an untelevised morning AIDS
benefit, only to send a $950 bill for hair and makeup to the charity at week's
end? ...Sarah Michelle Gellar; Sharon Stone; Glenn Close
22. Filth2Go...02/04
"Could it be that a certain sitcom siren has a health secret that is threatening
to see the light of day? So say my sources on the set, who tell me that the
witchy woman may have more in common with Sandy Duncan than a box of Wheat
Thins. But truth is stranger than fiction, and I'm told that things are not
as bad as they may appear. The malady in question is more cosmetic than medical,
and it's something that she's had since childhood. Lately, the actress has
looked into corrective surgery. She's explained it all to close friends,
and I hear that she can't hardly wait to go under the knife." Melissa
Joan Hart
23. STAR 02/05
This gorgeous married TV star decided she and a young hunk she met on a girls'
night out could get away with a little hanky-panky. She spent a few weeks
having illicit passionate romps with the guy and started felling guilty.
When she told the cutie it was over, he said: "Not so fast!" He had videotapes
of their private moments and threatened to make them public. Now she's worried
sick, can barely do her work and is terrified of what her loving hubby will
do if he finds out. Kim Cattrall; Debra Messig
24. GLOBE 02/05
This Oscar-winning actress insists on carrying thousands of dollars in an
old suitcase wherever she travels. No matter how many times her advisers
have tried to talk her out of it, she insists on bringing a ton of cash along.
But with all that moola, she rarely tips and, when she does, it's in silver,
not paper. Julie Roberts; Liz Taylor
25. Filth2Go....02/11
#1 - Could it be that one of our favorite stars of stage, screen, and the
occasional brewery has crawled back into her bottle? That's word from some
of her friends (and with friends like that.), who tell me that the hard-boiled
broad can't handle her liquor any more than she can handle growing old
"gracefully". Rumor has it that she's jealous of that much younger co-star,
who's always had as highly scrutinized a weight problem as our once curvaceous
bunny. But these days, the scrutiny is back on the touring mom, who will
be showing a hell of a lot more than her now-svelte daughter. Need one more
clue? I don't know many people who have been directed by both father and
daughter. Kathleen Turner and Alicia Silverstone
#2. - Could it be that a shy member of a certain boyband is opening up about his sexuality? Well, he's sure as hell opening up - and to Billy Masters, no less! At a recent soirée, the sensitive TV-friendly popstar was chatting with a pal about the boyfriend he just broke up with when he said (and I can quote 'cause I was eavesdropping), "We weren't compatible, since we were both power bottoms." I have to admit that even I was a little shocked and somewhat confused - where do you plug in a power bottom? Probably wherever you want! He told me that before they said goodbye, he and his ex shared a top who was an awesome lover - and he didn't have to paint a picture for me to figure that one out. Who says romance is dead?
26. STAR 02/12
This super-successful celebrity suffered through some lean years when she
was young and struggling in New York, and had to take some odd jobs. She
was thrilled when a very popular restaurant hired her to work in the coat
check. But the plum position didn't last long. Our girl couldn't resist rifling
through the coat pockets and helping herself to whatever she found -- until
she got caught and was fired. Now that she's a star, she hasn't been back
to the scene of the crime. But the new owner is a big fan and wants her to
know that all is forgiven! Madonna
27. GLOBE 02/12
This TV hunk has a squeaky-clean image and is always preaching to his co-workers
about how immoral our nation is. But it's all an act. Several times a week,
this "happily married" star drives to the seedy side of Hollywood to pick
up prostitutes and engage in kinky sex. Right now he has most of his castmates
snowed, but time will tell if his dirty little secret gets out.
Stephen Collins; Austin Peck from "Days of Our
Lives"
28. NY POST/PAGE SIX...02/12
WHICH pop diva tried to weasel out of paying the rent on a mansion in Lyford
Cay in Nassau? The low-born bombshell complained that with no heater for
the swimming pool her dog couldn't take a dip. Mariah Carey
29. MICHAEL MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/15
1. What quirky soul singer can't get through a single day without a hit of
Ecstasy? Macy Gray
2. What star insists he and wifey are clean, though he recently bought a kilo of coke off a dealer in the Bronx?
3. What performer publicly gushes about how perfect his girlfriend is, but he actually thinks she's a user-slash-migraine? Howard Stern; Tom Cruise
4. What former sitcom star is a sapphist who dates a member of a lesbian punk band? Sara Gilbert
5. What out lesbian star is still closerthanthis with that closeted lesbian star? (And by the way, that flopped director is the closeted star's latest beard.)
6. What entrepreneur's daughter aborted a baby because the child's father remains the world's biggest druggie?
7. Who else had an abortion and not the non-hypocritical procedure they said it was? Prince Edward's wife, Sophie; Nicole Kidman
8. What multimedia personality is convinced his wife didn't have breast implants (but she most certainly did, honey)? Larry King
9. What quirky author's son is supposedly prone to sleepwalking, during which somnambulation he might just nibble on his father's esteemed wee-wee? Anne Rice's son Christopher
10. What performer's daughter was brought into a hospital with a burn mark, while mama seemed so wasted that the medical staff started wondering just what hideousness had transpired? Whitney Houston
11. What once-cool movie lead was spotted stumbling down Sunset Boulevard, squatting on a fire hydrant and acting so far gone he didn't even notice the passing tourists taking pictures? Mickey Rourke; Nick Nolte
12. What New York ballplayer never strikes out while donning drag and (separately) having Latin boys service his trouser bat? Mike Piazza
13. What former club owner who was living in Grand Central now has a home and has made some amends with at least one relation? (Yes, I throw in heartwarming items now and then for good measure.)
14. What mouthy macho actor had sex with that troubled ex-starlet and elegantly remembers, "Her vagina is looser than the Grand Canyon"?
15. What same ex-starlet once said to another guy she'd brought home, "Did we have sex last night?" and got the reply, "No, I didn't fuck you because you wouldn't have known what was going on"?
16. What superstar can be such a prick that everyone on one of his movie sets wore T-shirts for the director's other movie, in order to show solidarity with him? Tom Cruise, director John Woo
17. What TV-turned-theater performer is a big old princess tiny meat? Steven Weber is replacing Matthew Broderick in "The Producers" and prior to this career move, he was best known for playing Brian Hackett in the NBC sitcom "Wings"; Jack Nagle in the NBC series "Cursed"; Jack Torrance in the made-for-TV remake of "The Shining" on ABC.
18. What popular r&b singer says she's 24, but she's really—horrors—29? Jill Scott
19. What famous girlfriend is disliked by her doctors, whom she rudely keeps waiting while she chats on her cell?
20. Who got off the hook on drug charges partly because someone backed him up on the stand, but the guy now privately says he lied?
21. Which notables have come up in two items each?
30. NY POST/PAGE SIX...02/17
--WHICH wealthy, well-connected Latin American family is raising eyebrows
with the arrangements for a daughter's upcoming wedding? Guests are being
asked to pay $650 for the round-trip charter flight, plus $400 a night for
a room at the resort the family owns . . . The Fanjul's (daughter's name
is Emilia)...they own Casa de Campo in Dominican Republic
--WHICH hunky actor, who hasn't worked much since getting injured in an accident, is having a serious affair with his massage therapist in L.A.? The actor claims to be "miserable" in his marriage but sticks it out for the kids. Liam Neeson
31. filth2go....02/19
Could it be that a certain sister of Sappho is coming out of her closet?
Not to rush her or anything, but people have been talking about this for
eons. And now that she's adopted more kids (perhaps she found them in the
want ads), she's showing up more and more places with her latest lady love
and talking about their blissful domesticity. While they take turns staying
up all night with the kids, the couple also share some quiet moments in the
darkness. I don't think that our belter has to worry about this disclosure
doing anything to hurt her career - we like our thespians to be lesbians.
Taylor Dayne
32. STAR 02/19 #1
This Hollywood heavyweight is prepping another edition of his successful
film franchise and wants his young former co-star to return for the sequel.
But the younger star's been battling horrific drug-abuse problems and few
producers want to take a chance on him, so he's broke and desperate. Our
hero has personally taken the kid under his wing and wants to give him a
new start. He's hired the best drug counseling and treatment for the
guy and he insists on daily AA meetings. The kid is having drug tests several
times a week, but he's so thrilled by his $5 million salary and grateful
for his pal's help that friends feel he might get his life together this
time. Arnold Schwarzenegger/Edward Furlong/'Terminator 3'
33. STAR 02/19 #2
These two high-profile Hollywood actors, whose trophy cases contains an Oscar
and two Emmys, have been spicing up their marital sex in ways that doesn't
really match their straight-as-arrows public image. The two have been bragging
they recently got on a hotel elevator one night and deliberately stalled
it so they could have sex. Another time, the wife dressed in a raincoat with
nothing underneath and met the husband in an alley behind their favorite
Santa Monica bar. Ted Danson/Mary Steenburgen
34. GLOBE 02/19
This married Hollywood heartthrob and doting dad was back to his old bachelor
tricks -- fawning all over a beautiful blonde at a recent Tinseltown bash.
With his stunning wife nowhere in sight, guests watched in disbelief as Mr.
Lothario whispered sweet nothings in the gal's ear for an hour. Now bets
are being taken on how long his "happy" marriage will last. Warren
Beatty
35. NY POST/PAGE SIX 02/19
--WHICH married actor is ready to call out a hit on the young blonde who's
been blabbing about their fling? After he heard his pretty plaything violated
his code of silence about their adulterous affair, he told her through an
intermediary that they shouldn't see each other anymore . . James Gandolfini;
Chuck Norris
--WHICH red-blooded men's-magazine editor personally "road-tested" a female writer he hired to pen a column about sex tips?
36. COSMOPOLITAN/FEB.....
1. Groupie Gone Wild
While a certain actor was dating a beautiful actress, he received a provocative
fan letter that included a saucy picture. He agreed to meet the letter's
author at a popular Los Angeles hotel, and the gorgeous groupie proceeded
to get drunk and jump in bed with the actor. While they were getting busy,
she started screaming about how excited she was to be sleeping with the star,
and security came up to see what the ruckus was all about. It didn't take
long for the news to leak out around the hotel....and the info quickly made
it back to his girlfriend. Julia Roberts and Ben Bratt; Mark Wahlberg
and Jordana Brewster
2. Naughty Name Dropper
A sexy celeb began to bed his actress girlfriend's best friend -- and even
told her the pet name his girlfriend had given his penis. That pillow talk
got him in trouble. The other woman supposedly "slipped up" and mentioned
the nickname of the star's member to his girlfriend, who figured out what
was going on and dumped him.
3. Double Trouble
While a hottie actor was shacking up with his model girlfriend, he started
having an affair with his then costar. He told the actress that he couldn't
break things off with his girlfriend because she was suicidal (which wasn't
true). In the meantime, he was lying to his runway babe by saying that his
costar was a drug addict and he was only hanging out with her to help her
stay sober long enough to finish the movie. Leonardo Di Caprio,
Cameron Diaz and Giselle
4. Two-Timing, Tinseltown Style
A leading man was reportedly sleeping with his much younger costar while
he was seriously involved with another actress. He told his playmate that
things were over with him and his girlfriend -- and he made no attempt to
hide on-set canoodling from the cast. So imagine everyone's suprise -- especially
the younger costar's -- when the actor brought his long-time love to the
set and introduced her as his girlfriend.
Richard Gere and Winona Ryder/girlfriend Carey Lowell
37. Filth2Go...02/25
Could it be that there's a little trouble deep in the heart of a certain
sitcom? There have been sparks flying between that young married couple -
but not the good kinda sparks. She's sick of being sick and of the attention
that he's been attracting (he is the pretty one, after all). He's about as
dim as his character and doesn't realize that his big cheerleader has been
telling anyone who'll listen that her onscreen hubby is a bit light in the
loafers (which would make him about seven feet tall - but I like 'em big
and stupid). This would explain the other stories that I've been getting
about our young lothario - let's just say that I think he'd enjoy the area
behind my Palm Springs hotel room!
Sitcom: "Reba"
Female part of young married couple: Joanna Garcia
Male part of young married couple: Steve Howey
38. STAR 02/26 #1
This award-winning actor is a regular at one of the hippest restaurants in
Hollywood. It's not the food he's crazy about -- it's one of the male waiters.
The first time he laid eyes on the hottie he left a $400 tip, along with
his phone number. No response. Now the famous actor is there several nights
a week fortifying himself with saki to get up the nerve to flirt with the
serving stud. Recently he laid it on the line -- he offered the guy thousands
of dollars for a rendezvous. The waiter STILL won't give our movie star the
time of day. Kevin Spacey
39. STAR 02/26 #2
The grand poobah of one of the moment's most successful sitcoms is known
to stack his shows with extras who happen to be LA strippers. It's not that
the usual extras are unwilling or unable, or no good. It's just that the
dude gets some extra-special service from the exotic dancers that he wouldn't
otherwise get from the regular actors! Kelsey Grammer; Drew Carey;
Bernie Mac; Steven Bochco
40. GLOBE 02/26
You'd never guess by looking at him, but this "happily married" macho, big-screen
star is a private cross-dresser. He recently paid an exotic dancer $3000
to come to his hotel room, strip and watch while HE slipped on her skimpy
outfit and paraded in front of her! The kinky fella wasn't finished, though.
He also wanted sex with her...but not until she put on HIS
clothes! Jean-Claude Van Damme; Sylvester Stallone
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