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1. STAR MAGAZINE..... 01/05
This handsome one-time Hollywood legend has fallen out of favor due to his
bad behavior and bad attitude. Now he's one of the most unpopular guys in
town. Since his willing fans are long gone, he's turned to hookers to give
his ego a boost. But even the working girls are repulsed at the thought of
being with him. Not only does he want sex but he wants them to act likes
fans and dish out the admiration and flattery! He's so desperate for ego
inflation that he doesn't realize the call girls charge him three times the
normal rate.
2. COSMO...01/03
In the January issue of Cosmo there is an article called The Secret Lives
of Hairstylists. Stuart Gavert, owner of Gavert Atelier in L.A., offers up
this tidbit:
"This famous TV actress whose hair I styled was engaged to a high-profile executive. The executive was also seeing a 23-year-old client of ours. Not only were the two women often in the salon at the same time, they would also be on the phone with him at the same time! To top it off, the two-timing guy would tell his girlfriend how his fiancee was in bed, then the girlfriend would tell me the details--like what noises my actress client made during sex."
3. Filth2Go......01/04
Could it be that a certain swashbuckler is whispered to have unbuckled and
swashed with one of his very out (and very cute) co-stars? I'm not naming
names (a phrase which sounds both redundant and familiar), but I will say
that the tryst in question was very brief and not wholly satisfying - although
he did get the whole kitt and kaboodle. Not surprising, our hero has kept
his personal life cloaked in mystery and prefers to remain mum on his own
sexuality. That's "mum", as in the Queen Mum!
4. NY POST/PAGE SIX....01/05
WHICH still succulent model - who now runs a health food restaurant - was
explaining how to strut on a catwalk one morning at 6 a.m. while she crawled
on all fours trying to seduce a Scandinavian rock star?
WHICH Barbara Stanwyck biographer, intent on outing the '40s screen star, almost dropped the book in despair when nearly everyone she interviewed said Stanwyck was a die-hard hetero.
5. NY POST/PAGE SIX.....01/06
WHICH assistant to a seemingly very hetero hip-hop mogul had the bad timing
to walk into his boss' office to find the mogul being pleasured by a young
man under his desk? ...
WHICH top appointed city official is considered by his East Side neighbors to be "very aloof?" Never exchanges pleasantries while walking his dog - who isn't friendly either. Neighbors are still barking about the time the pooch bit a doorman's pants.
6. STAR MAGAZINE....01/12
In one interview after another this major Hollywood star sings the praises
of his current marriage. To hear him tell it, his marriage is peachy keen.
So why is he addicted to phone sex? Little does his beautiful-but-not-so-smart
wife know he hands out a private cellphone number to starstruck girls. The
young lovelies call expecting sweet talk - but all he wants to do is talk
dirty! He satisfies himself with phone sex because his last divorce cost
millions, so he doesn't want to risk having an affair.
7. GLOBE...01/12
Is the honeymoon over so soon? This wacky sitcom star and his bride of less
than a year already felt the need to spice up their marriage with a visit
to L.A.'s sex emporium The Pleasure Chest. The newlyweds went on a rampage
stocking up on sex toys and kinky leather goods. Could a prescription for
Viagra be far behind?
8. NY POST/PAGE SIX....01/13
WHICH still succulent model - who now runs a health food restaurant - was
explaining how to strut on a catwalk one morning at 6 a.m. while she crawled
on all fours trying to seduce a Scandinavian rock star?
9. STAR MAGAZINE....01/19
Here we go again. This quirty TV star found fame on a hit sitcom but the
lure of the Hollywood party scene proved irresistible and he soon found himself
addicted to crystal meth, a powerful form of speed. His concerned family
forced him into rehab in then nick of time - before he could wreck his career.
He beat that addition - only to replace it with another - now he's hooked
on Ecstay! there's a reason he appears so happy-go-lucky all the time - he's
popping the illegal pills like breath mints. Pals are already contemplating
an intervention.
10. GLOBE.....01/19
This Hollywood heartthrob is breaking his girfriends' heart by spending his
days in a drugged-out fog. Pals say he starts his morning with marijuana,
then switches to harder drugs as the day wears on. His sweetie is begging
him to get help, but he won't listen (or is too bombed to comprehend.)
11. MOVIELINE/FEB.....#1
Ever wonder how this modestly talented beauty gets role after role while
way more talented girls get stuck on the sidelines? She uses good, old-fashioned
back-stabbing to stomp out her competition. On one occasion, she bad-mouthed
her opponent to a director just hours before the unsuspecting doll went in
for a screen test. She's also known to fill her adversaries' ears with terrible
advice that costs them jobs. For laughs, she's urged actresses to offer sexual
favors to directors she knows are either strictly gay or strictly family
men. And how about the time she stayed up all night to crank call a competitor
who the next day had a final meeting for a role both wanted? The evil woman
better watch out - those she's set up are comparing notes and plotting against
her. Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Penelope
Ann Miller
12. MOVIELINE/FEB.....#2
Hollywood cuts a lot of slack to this absurdly overpraised
actor/director/producer and he's constantly encouraged to march to the beat
of his very own drum. But anyone who's worked with him knows that the quirky,
well-meaning guy can barely get from point A to point B without massive doses
of antidepressants. He's constantly wriggling out of movies at the last possible
moment. When he does work he pulls odd stunts, such as sneaking off to his
trailer to curl up in the fetal positon. Call him a wild card, call him an
eccentric character, but the guy's an accident just waiting to happen. Woody
Allen, Quentin Tarantino, Ben Stiller, Kevin Smith, David Lynch
13. NY POST/PAGE SIX... 01/13
WHICH Hollywood hunk, who had dated one of filmdom's most alluring young
actresses, should have closed the shades the other night? The actor didn't
realize that some neighbors across the street from his downtown digs caught
an eyeful as he put the moves on - yikes - another man ...
WHICH outfielder who recently joined a New York baseball team once held a paycheck worth tens of thousands of dollars for many months? When bookkeepers finally asked him why he hadn't deposited the check, he explained he had been waiting for interest rates to go up .
14. MOVIELINE ONLINE....01/14
Hung Jury. When Hollywood's pretty young things grow, inevitably, older and
grayer, many disappear from the industry and find gainful employment elsewhere.
So it goes with L.A.'s studly porn stars, too, who have an even briefer shelf life. Even so, Tinseltown insiders were astonished to hear that one retired porn king/hustler has moved over to do that other kind of undercover work.
It's true, Mr. Big is quietly working for one of the top lawyers in showbiz, gathering dirt on celebrities he's known (in the biblical sense) -- in order to give the legal eagle better ballast in winning those many headline-making, entertainment-related lawsuits he handles with such brio.
So certain performers and filmmakers -- they know who they are -- are hereby warned to watch not just where they put their hands, but also be wary of who they're seated next to at tony dinner parties. Mr. Big shows up at the most surprising soirees.
Acclaimed players and big shots who've paid for it once may now have to pay again-- in court! Harry Reams (2), Peter North (1), Paul Beressi (1), Ron Jeremy
15. NY POST/PAGE SIX.....01/15
What A-list B-movie director recently barged into an L.A. ladies' room and
invited the shocked occupant (a total stranger) to party with him?
16. STAR MAGAZINE.....01/26
This talented actress has been depressed because her TV show is nothing to
brag about, she's never satisfied with her looks, and her love life is lacking.
To beat the blues she hosted an exclusive party at her home with a 1980's
theme. It was champagne, cocaine and shoulder pads all the way! She transformed
one bedroom into an orgy room and kept the coke and champagne flowing. Guests
say it was the wildest party Hollywood has seen in years - it cheered her
up so much she's planning another one!
17. From Allstarmag ...01/16
What page-turning classic rocker just checked himself into a rehab center?
Apparently rock and roll never forgot how to inhale massive quantities of
alcohol and cocaine, but concerned friends advised this night mover to seek
help -- which he has finally done -- and his fans in Metallica are no doubt
breathing a sigh of relief...
18. RUSH & MOLLOY /NY DAILY NEWS....01/19
What New York billionaire is so worried about someone poisoning him that
he had security oversee the preparation of his food at a Palm Beach restaurant?
19. Filth2Go......01/20
From Billy Masters: Could it be that a certain sitcom siren who has her choice
of leading men (both on and off screen) prefers the company of women? Although
she publicly states that one rather lusty man has claimed her heart, my sources
paint a very different scenario one of multiple same-sex partners
for the two of them (and some sharing, but that's a whole other story). The
irony is that, although this alliance has helped both of their careers, there
is far more gossiping about her mate's predilections. When I tell people
that he's gay, I'm often asked, "If he's gay, what about this relationship?".
Look at the gal's track record and see if you can spell B-E-A-R-D. I'd even
say it to the guy's face, just to see if he could get out of that one!
20. MR. SHOWBIZ......01/20
HANG IN THERE: Things are not going well these days for a certain middle-aged
funny guy. I've heard on good authority that he's going through convulsions
over his latest film, which is due out in the early summer but hasn't been
faring well with research audiences. On top of that, the company releasing
the film is going through convulsions of its own, thereby adding to the general
torment. But I have faith it'll get fixed. I've taken pleasure from this
guy and loved his movies over the last 20 years, and he's just too good to
make a bomb. And, no, this isn't a guessing-game item. I don't want to trash
the guy, so I won't be revealing his name or the movie.
21. TED CASABLANCA...01/21
How a certain TV star is still living with his boyfriend of many years--despite
his recently declared marital intentions that show otherwise. Now, I never
would have repeated this tawdriness if it weren't for the fact that the star's
(antiquated) actions send a hateful message to those who realize the truth:
That he's ashamed of who he really is and who he really loves.
22. GLOBE......01/26
Everybody know this handsome TV leading man is divorced - but he'd probably
lose face with his fans if they knew his wife left him for another woman!
23. TED CASABLANCA.......01/23
Does it really bother you that there seem to be a lot of stars who won't
admit they're gay? Any coming out soon that you know of?
Ted C: This is a tough question--and it's a good question. It bothers me in one way and not in another. I wish more feature-film males would come out. But believe it's up to each individual person to handle his/her sexuality and come out when they choose think we need to respect those who choose to keep it private. I just don't believe in it. I know of two people who are thinking about it. One in particular, a TV star who has had great succes in the past, has been slowly and gradually living his life more openly and would rather continue doing so. I wouldn't be surprised if he came out soon.
24. NY POST/PAGE SIX......01/24
Which former Giants linebacker grabbed his date and quickly exited the Vault--
the S&M club on West 23rd Street -- when a naked football fan approached
himand asked for an autograph?-
Which Hollywood hunk has taken to using the ladies room in his local WestVillage watering hole for quick trysts with random and eager female fans? Staffers at the joint are amused, but his equally famous -- and gorgeous --girlfriend probably wouldn't be?-
Which big record company exec sent an expensive bottle of liquor as a gift toan artist who used to be on his label, unaware that she was off the sauce?
25. Daily Express showbiz column .....01/27
GUESS WHO? which, er, rising young male movie star committed an (admittedly
impressive) auto-erotic act on himself in full view of other celebs in the
VIP room at a certain London nightclub last Saturday? We'll spare you the
details...
26. Hint Magazine.....01/20
Which designer was so desperate to have one of his garish frocks worn by
big-name celebrities at the Golden Globe Awards that he resorted to the most
hilarious name-dropping since Truman Capote was alive. Memo to designer:
when trying to issue ultimatums to already prickly stylists and minders,
try some bigger names than Rosie Perez and Margaret Cho...Which male model,
inescapable a couple of years ago, has returned after a protracted absence
with hair plugs that would put a sportscaster to shame?
27. Hint Magazine.....01/13
***Note..."Chic Happens" is the columnists pseudonym***
Which designer and some time muse caused such a blow-induced riot in Aspen
over the holiday break that they had more than one hotel guest convinced
that it was snowing more inside than out....On a more innocent note, which
model party of three was way out of control the other night at new NYC hotspot
Sway? When Chic Happens last saw them the pretty pranksters were playing
a frat-house variation of Russian Roulette in which players have to open
cans of beer near their face, hoping not to get the shaken one. Oh to have
had a camera.
28. Filth2Go.......01/27
Could it be that a certain country heartthrob is spending much of his precious
"studio time" throbbing with his "business partner"? Never you mind those
rumors of him and that little ole heifer being involved. And forget that
interminable engagement to a fiancee who lives clear across the country and
whom he's virtually never seen with. Nah,his heart belongs to the man who
hurriedly moved out of the house they share. But that didn't last long
you see, this balladeer's built a recording studio right off the garage,
and who do you think is his chief engineer and collaborator? BYNGO.
29. STAR MAGAZINE.....02/02
This Grammy nominee has all the girls' hearts aflutter, but little do they
know - they don't stand a chance. He's gorgeous but he's deep in the closet.
He's careful to surround himself with hulking bodyguards for protection.
But it turns out the guards need protection - from their boss. This singer
loves pumped-up musclemen - the rougher the better. The macho guards he hires
soon learn that the job description includes plenty of hot sex with the boss.
Those bodyguards who cooperate are handsomely paid for keeping those pesky
girls away from the singer, but they end up "working" around the clock.
30. GLOBE.....02/02 #1
This Oscar-winning older actress has quit relying on exercise to keep slim.
Staffers at a posh L.A. hotel watched in shock as she made repeated trips
to the ladies' room - to throw up every course of her meal! Can you spell
B-U-L-I-M-I-A?
31. GLOBE......02/02 #2
This movie and music superstar is a bit sheepish after a recent trip to Europe
- where the aging legend was injected with live sheep cells! Can ewe say
YOUTH SERUM?
32.. TED CASABLANCA..... 01/27...#1
Dear Ted:
It drives me up a wall when you dish really good stuff but decline to
name names. I understand you don't wanna get sued, but isn't that a big tease?
For example, ages ago you mentioned a lesbian TV star who would come out
and never did. I am still dying to know, being a diesel dyke myself. Or the
"certain TV star still living with his boyfriend..."? Why not have the noggins
to mention those names or decline to comment?
Jean
Berkeley, California
Dear Jean:
First off, Berk-babe, let me tell you I don't publish anything of the blind chitter-chatter I could. But every once in a while, along comes a heap o' juice I just can't resist loading onto your big ol' 18-wheeler. You do have one, don't you?
Oh, by the by, Jean, did I tell you the one about the big successful hubby of the big successful movie star who's spending more time at the bar than in bed with his wife?
Didn't think so.
33. TED CASABLANCA.... 01/27....#2
So, one of Hollywood's most venerable (and durable) couples is chowing down
at some trendy eatery. Cutie-pie waitpeople, that sorta thang--you know the
drill.
Gorgeous aproned one goes over to the famous twosome, who have been quietly quarreling--the heat at that table was most decidedly not coming from their entrées.
"Would you like anything else," inquired the attractive server.
"Not for me," the dowager replied, "but my husband would like that waiter over there."
And who said the rich and famous don't have their travails?
(Not moi.)
34. MOVIELINE....01/27
Those Lips, Those Eyes. Trust us, you wont be seeing this looker on-screen
for quite awhile. Strange as it may seem, though she has yet to turn 40,
this woman is completely addicted to cosmetic surgery -- the latest bout
of which went very, very badly.
Once the black and blues vanished and the swelling stopped, she and her friends were horrified to notice her eyes and mouth looked so badly askew that, when she reported to a top director for a meeting on a new movie, he barely recognized her.
Now shes got to undergo a whole new round of surgery to correct the corrections -- but whats the point? She so loathes her naturally spectacular looks that shell never be satisfied. And you know what? Her boozing doesnt help one bit. Though, well concede, if we had that hubby or those kids, wed drink, too. Demi Moore, Melanie Griffith, Pamela Lee, Michelle Pfeiffer
35. Hint Magazine: Fashion Blind Item.....01/27
The devotees of glamour guru Swami Chidvilasananda, a.k.a Gurumayi, include
Sting, Meg Ryan, Phylicia Rashad, hairstylist John Frieda, socialite Mica
Ertegun and style editor Ann Jones. But which mega-famous designer was recently
refused entry into Gurumayis upstate Fallsburg, N.Y. retreat for being
spiritually bereft?
36. STAR MAGAZINE...02/09
She's one of Hollywood's biggest stars and in her prime she was the ultimate
man-eater, but after a string of bad relationships, she's all but given up
on men. She's well into her golden years, but still has a raging sexual appetite.
Since men can be such a nuisance, she quenches her desires with elaborate
sex toys. Her closet is stocked with an arsenal of gadgets that would make
a porn star blush. Her interest in sex toys increased after her last romance
ended and now the mailman is kept busy delivering odd-size boxes in plain
brown wrappers.
37. GLOBE...02/09
This TV star's galpals have been trying to convince her to come out of the
closet, but she fears she'd lose her show, like Ellen DeGeneres did.
38. NY POST/PAGE SIX...01/29
WHICH gorgeous, divorced singer-actress is living a lie? She is seen a lot
in public on the arm of a handsome NBA bachelor, but he's just "a beard."
The man she's really having a torrid affair with is a different hoops star
who happens to be married. Her dream lover sneaks around in wigs and glasses
to their rendezvous. They are said to be crazy for each other ...
WHICH gay movie actor (male) is having a heated fling with a drug dealer (also male) on West 16th Street? ...
WHICH journalist who defends President Clinton's infidelities is said to have an infidelity problem of his own? Broadway tongues are wagging he's become thisclose to a younger stage director.
39. NY POST/PAGE SIX....02/01
WHICH promising Republican, sometimes mentioned as a presidential hopeful,
had better think twice about making a White House run? Party old-timers have
not forgotten how he was quietly booted out of a top GOP campaign office
in the go-go '80s for dealing coke from headquarters ...
40. MOVIELINE....03/99....#1
Give this minimally talented movie star five more minutes of unearned fame
and fortune and, trust us, he's going to blow higher than Vesuvius. One telltale
danger sign is that he's spending more than he's earning. His credit cards
are practically maxed out from charging toys and expensive call girls. What's
worse, though, is that when he adds drugs to the equation, those hookers
usually end up beaten to a pulp because he gets frustrated when he can't
get it up. How long will it be before one or more of those working girls
blabs to the press and blasts his nice-guy facade to smithereens?!? Chris
Tucker 2, Adam Sandler
41. MOVIELINE....03/99.....#2
Management at Tinseltown's trés trendy hotel have had it with that
reckless party animal. It wasn't the loud noise, frequent visits from call
girls or overall bratty behavior that made higher-ups ban him from their
hip hideaway. It was the way he flirted with death nightly by indulging in
heavy drugs. The last thing the hotel wants is endless tabloid coverage about
how this was the last place Mr. Hottie slept!!!
42. Filth2Go...01/11
Could it be that a certain athlete's marriage is a sham? It depends on whose
story you listen to. Some say that he and his so-called actress wife are
as happy as can be. Others swear that he's still involved with the son of
a megastar. I found this rumor hard to swallow - after all, I never even
heard that he was dating the son. Suddenly, I remembered that this devoted
husband had previously been romantically linked with his alleged boyfriend's
mom. Could it be that mom was a beard for her son's boyfriend? Color me shocked!
43. NATIONAL EXAMINER.....12/29...
Which heartbroken movie hunk, who had a well-publicized bust-up with his
gorgeous galpal, desperately wants her back--but has a funny way of showing
it? While staying in separate rooms at a Miami hotel, he bedded a sexy
model-type, then didn't even shower before he went knocking on his ex's door,
begging her to reconsider!
44. NATIONAL EXAMINER...1/5/99...
Which bisexual male heartthrob goes to cosmetics counters in exclusive women's
boutiques and buys tons of makeup claiming it's for his galpal--but it's
really for him? The troubled Hollywood hunk applies the stuff at home and
parades around in women's clothes, sometimes giving his gay pals a show.
Meanwhile, movie execs have begged him to tone down his gender-bending ways,
but the defiant star still sports mascara and lipstick in public.
45. NATIONAL EXAMINER....01/26
Pssst! I can't name names now, but can you guess which TV cutie's abusive
marriage to an infamous he-man turned her off men completely and put sparks
in her eyes just for women? One of her ex's rages was said to have been triggered
when he caught her in bed with a female celeb. Now the luscious lovely is
practically married to another famous gal as they share an LA mansion.
46. Filth2Go....02/19
Could it be that a certain subject from Billy's Blind Item Hall of Fame is
back to his old tricks. More like back to his old haunts looking for some
new tricks! Seems that this guy was in NYC and couldn't resist dropping into
his old gym, American Fitness. Then he dropped his trademark briefs, dropped
into the steam room, and promptly dropped his towel in front of the object
of his affection. Although he didn't get into as much kissing as usual, it
seems that he's added a thing or two to his repertoire--he still enjoys the
pleasure of a man's tongue, but according to my source, this time he liked
it on the flip side. He also seemed to enjoy an audience all that
work on the runway must have paid off. Then again, it's kinda damp in the
sauna maybe it felt as if he was back on the set."
47. TED CASABLANCA...02/05
Sarah Michelle Gellar has a coworker who's into three-ways. I know who it
is, too, and I'm not gonna tell you. Not even if you pay me one red cent.
48. STAR MAGAZINE....02/16
This comic actor is hilarious onscreen but his wife wouldn't find his off-camera
high jinks funny. While filming recently in Nevada he sent production assistants
scurrying around town to find lap dancers and hookers to visit him on the
set. He hates wasting time between shots so he entertains one gal after another
in his trailer. He exits looking so thrashed, makeup and hair people have
to redo him for each scene. But the guys on the crew love him - he gives
the girls lots of money and passes them on to the crew so they can share
in the fun!
49. RUSH AND MOLLOY/NY DAILY NEWS...02/04
What funnyman (and supposed ladies' man) was told by police to move along
when he was caught in a compromising position with another man in the Central
Park Ramble? Despite the warning, the cop couldn't resist asking for an autograph
from the comic superstar, who said, "Under the circumstances, I don't think
that would be such a good idea."
50. NY POST/PAGE SIX....02/08
WHICH leading man is furious at his beautiful actress wife because she had
an affair making her last movie? Seems she fell for the pitch of her love
interest, who hit the proverbial home run. Now the cuckold's spiritual advisors
are working overtime ...
WHICH businessman who raises money for Democrats has a little problem? He's married, but he had a young Russian girlfriend on the side, who had a baby three months ago. She says it's his and has gone to court.
51. RUSH & MOLLOY/NY DAILY NEWS...02/08
What supposedly rehabbed star pulled out a bag of coke at a downtown club
and asked the bartender, "Would you cook this up for me?" . . .
52. GLOBE......02/16
This ex-teen heartthrob still hasn't given up his wild ways - even though
he's a married dad in his 30s. Our spies say that as soon as wifey leaves
the set of his latest movie, his dressing trailer starts rockin' and he...err,
entertains up to three girls at a time!
53. NY POST/PAGE SIX...02/10
WHICH voluptuous fashion designer couldn't wait for her boyfriend to arrive
on St. Bart's? The night before he landed, she went all the way with a young
magazine publisher
WHICH resident of the ritzy Trump International Building is drawing criticism from neighbors for her hands-off approach to raising her months-old infant? The tyke screams bloody murder through much of the night, but mom doesn't hear because she's wearing earplugs ...
WHICH cosmetic surgeon - known for one of the most successful rhinoplasties in history - is negotiating now with a former patient he had sex with? She's claiming harassment. He's afraid of losing his license.
54. MOVIELINE/MARCH
Fat Chance. We can already see for ourselves that this gents not handling
getting older -- and less successful at the box office -- with anything like
good grace. Just how hard is it to go from pin-up hunk to middle-aged has-been?
In this case, its clearly driven one star round the bend.
While a prominent producer was out of town recently, his wife was home in their L.A. casa. Late one night, she heard the unmistakable sounds of a prowler outside her bedroom window -- feet crunching on pebbles, the swoosh of a tree branch being bent -- and quickly double-checked that the security system was on. In any event, nothing more happened -- there was no attempt at a break-in. When she told her husband the story, he thought it was probably just a dog wandering the neighborhood.
No sooner had the producer returned home, however, than the exact same thing happened again. Crunch, crunch, whoosh, whoosh. Grabbing his loaded gun, the producer bounded outside to confront the creep. Yes, hiding in the bushes was our fading star. When the producer demanded, at gun point, to know why this fellow was peering in their windows, the nova made up a story about the previous tenant of the house, one of his same-sex boytoys, who hed heard was in trouble and on drugs. When the producer asked, "If thats true, why didnt you just knock on the front door?" our actor didnt have a reply.
Taking the performer for exactly what he is -- a garden variety Peeping Tom -- the producer said if the actor was ever caught there again, the homeowner would shoot to kill.
Were left wondering where the celebritys wife and family think he goes when he goes when hes out all evening. Tom Berenger 4, John Travolta, Warren Beatty, Val Kilmer, Patrick Swayze
55. TED CASABLANCA...02/10
Next week, when I pour Tea at 6 ET--you will be attending, won't you?--I
will reveal the answer to the following quasi-quiz (quasi-queer that I am):
Which heavily made-up type of gal did one Sarah Michelle Gellar inspire to start carving away at herself, metaphorically speaking, of course?
But, then again, I often mask the blade of my items with metaphors, don't I?
Oui.
56. MOVIELINE/MARCH....#3
Isn't that moviemaker and family man practically begging to get caught red-handed
in his extramarital affair? He's certainly pushing his luck - the dalliance
is a virtual replay of last year's adventure, which could have toppled his
marriage and dirtied up his carefully maintained public image. Steven
Spielberg, Harrison Ford, Mel Gibson, Denzel Washington
57. NY POST/PAGE SIX....02/11...
WHICH top boss at a magazine empire has tongues wagging over his frequent
trips to California? This exec always takes an attractive female subordinate
along on the corporate jet. Whisperers at the water cooler suspect the trips
are just an excuse to enjoy deliciously dirty weekends in top hotels.
WHICH business-magazine editor, who keeps a jar of blue jellybeans on his desk labeled Viagra, was called on the carpet for feeling up an underling's wife? The co-workers and their spouses were in a taxi heading to Brooklyn after an office party. The underling later went to the groper's home to get an apology. The groper's boss told him that if it ever happened again, he'd be fired.
58. STAR MAGAZINE....02/23
People assume this big-time athlete has more women than he knows what to
do with, but he's awkard about romance. The guy employs a specific woman
in major cities like Atlanta, Chicago and L.A. just to set him up with what
he romanticizes as 'blind dates." (We call them "sure things.") He calls
when he's coming to town and his calendar is filled with rendezvous. The
dates are told to expect lots of expensive gifts so they're quite cooperative.
Everyone's happy - especially the ballplayer. He's shy because he's embarrassed
about not being endowed the way a man his size is expected to be.
59. Filth2go.....02/15
Could it be that one of the small (and big) screen's funniest ladies has
a penchant for gay men? Well, for heaven's sake, she married one! Although
I believe that they are still legally married, that hasn't stopped her; she
is constantly in the company of gay men (then again, so is he!). Lately,
she's been telling everyone that she's in love. Hollywood was very happy
for her until they realized who her high-powered beau is. Poor thing
she's always the last to know (that's how she became this blind item!).
60. Hint Magazine: 02/17
Which leading male model, who has made a fortune for his agency in the last
two years, is shopping around for new representation? The hunk is furious
at his booker for telling everyone in ear-shot that hes ill-educated
and that his parents forced him to drop out of school when they were hard
up. He may be no Einstein but this cutie has his physics in all the right
places, and is smart enough when hes been disrespected.
61. MOVIELINE..02/20
Yes, another bit o hot gossip for you, involving that stage and screen
hot momma whos even madder than the characters she portrays...
Stark, Raving Diva . Just how wacky can it get working with that hugely gifted diva of stage, screen and TV? Ask any of the shaken, jittery survivors of her most recent noisemaker who sing out long and loud about her supreme, one-of-a-kind nuttiness.
When her highness missed a performance and then learned her understudy had gone onstage in the leading ladys own costume, La Divina bellowed to the rafters that shed be forced to import her spiritual shaman to exorcise the dress from impure energy and bad vibes. Everyone thought she was kidding, but no: the healing psychic was flown in, and the starry one billed the production for first class, round-trip air fare.
It gets crazier: this ever-on-the-brink nutcase went bonkers one night when she saw a stagehand idly watching her performance from the wings. Unprofessionally, she suddenly raced offstage mid-scene and screamed at the man -- yes, loud enough for orchestra patrons to overhear -- "I can read your thoughts! You are disrupting my performance! No one backstage is ever, ever allowed to look at me!"
Finally, famously, when anyone dared cross her, she would snarl loudly, "Do you know who I am? Im a fuckin star!" Scary? You bet. Worth it? You bet. Betty Buckley, Glenn Close, Bernadette Peters, Stockard Channing, Faye Dunaway
62. STAR MAGAZINE.....03/02
She's one of the richest women in Hollywood so she can afford her weakness
for cute younger guys. Her current lover moved right into her mansion and
immediately readjusted his spending habits. He doesn't have a job so he uses
her name to charge at fancy restaurants and Rodeo Drive shops while she's
busy working. He's developed a beer-drinking problem and packed on about
60 pounds. His manners aren't great - sometimes he throws a beer can out
the window to get her attention at their pool. But she's addicted to him
and pals fear she'll go through with a wedding. Kirstie Alley & James
Wilder, Cher and the Bagel Boy, Roseanne and the former bodyguard
63. GLOBE.....03/02
This young TV hunk is a young TV drunk - and his boozing has put his career
in jeopardy. He keeps showing up on the set smashed or hungover, and now
his furious bosses have given him an ultimatum: Give up the tequila - PRONTO,
amigo - or else you're off the show!
64. NY POST/PAGE SIX.....02/21
WHICH fashion oracle - who appears to have an ideal home with a loving husband
and kids - has been having a year-long affair with a telecommunications titan
who also appears to have a wonderful marriage? This dynamite could really
explode ...
WHICH big-mouthed media tycoon, married to a well-preserved West Coast beauty, has been keeping a gorgeous French mistress in a lovenest on East 65th Street?
65. Filth2go....02/22.... #1
Could it be that a certain film hunk who has been making pulses race in boys
and girls alike has a secret? Not any more, apparently. This secret doesn't
conern his long-speculated-about sexuality (for the time being, those rumors
are in abeyance due to his rather hasty nuptials). Instead, it seems that
his resurgence can be credited not only to his acting talent and ripped body,
but also to his surgically enhanced locks. Yup, without help, this swinger
is follicly-challenged. Isn't that typical of me? I compliment his body,
his talent, and his looks, and then I rip his hair apart. This guy can't
do right by me.
66. Filth2go....02/22..... #2
Could it be that yet another skeleton is coming out of the closet of a former
MTV personality? I never know where to begin with this guy (but if he were
here, I'd definitely find a place to start). He likes to tell people that
he's worked hard to get where he is (wherever that is). But I hear that before
he got his first job in the real world, his employment experience was a real
grind as in bump and grind (and I don't mean that he was in the touring
company of Fosse). You might think that this means stripping in gay bars.
Nothing quite so classy, darlings. Nope, our nice boy was allegedly grinding
in private for older men who had plenty of cash to spare as long as
they could decide where to put it (I bet those rolls of quarters were a bitch).
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