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#1: Perhaps you've read about this duo's romance in the tabloids, so maybe you know that both dumped their showbiz spouses for a chance at *la grande passion*. We're glad they've got their love to keep them warm, 'cause it's very cold around town for this pair since their co-starring movie bombed. Seems both had desperately needed the flick to hit; he, to erase memories of a recent flop in which he played a similar character; she, because she's never been a box-office success. Indeed, feature offers for him evaporated overnight--- and she--deciding to stay at his side in his time of need--blew a big movie role by failing to report for work on location.
#2: Want to know just how much rage that little kid holds for his famous crackpot actor folks, neither of whom could give a damn about him except when posing for photos? Left alone by his nanny for mere minutes in his mother's trailer on location, the little tyke took it into his little head to yank down his little zipper and leave a big yellow stream that ruined thousands of dollars' worth of wigs and costumes.
#3: That big star's shady boyfriend nearly made headlines when the manager of a ritzy Beverly Hills emporium caught him stealing thousands of dollars in merchandise. As if that weren't enough, it was the second time in the same Rodeo Drive store. The manager was set to call the police when his own celeb-mad wife and daughter strolled into the store, recognizing the thief at once as the sexy, no-account studly companion of the star. So they cut a deal, no police if the thief and his famed girlfriend would show the at the couple's upcoming dinner party, introducing themselves as close pals of the daughter's. Which they *did*. We're wondering what'll happen when the light-fingered one strikes *again*.
#4: The recent behavior of that brawny, not-quite-first-rank, Oscar-nominated star has even his closest pals scratching their heads. He's expressed his admiration in public for a certain older Oscar-nominated brawny star, but who knew how deep that admiration went? When our star heard the older actor had checked himself in for rehab, he did likewise, pronto. Next, our fellow underwent a top plastic surgeon's knife---yes, the same surgeon who'd given a major overhaul to the other star. Friends were astounded when their pal came out from under wraps: sure, he looks younger but he also looks uncannily like his hero! Now, won't someone cast the pair as brothers?
#5: This stud's got ample reason to be proud of his manhood, but his compulsive love of showing it off--at interviews, photo shoots, you name it---has finally landed him in hot water. On his last movie, one female producer was so offended by his exhibitionist pranks that she repeatedly warned him to stop. He *didn't*, and she's now engaged a top lawyer to look into filing a sexual harassment suit. Stay tuned.
OLD BLIND ITEMS, THANKS TO E-BRAKE:
Here's another Blind Item from the E-Brake Archives:
STAR MAGAZINE...04/22/97....#1
This barely-out-of-puberty actor was born with a platinum spoon in his
mouth: he was blessed with a hefty trust fund, good looks, and talent to
boot. He has it all - a fabulous Hollywood Hills bachelor pad, fast cars,
money to burn, and a hard-core heroin habit. He's turned his living room
into a shooting gallery and gets so sloppy when he's high that he shares
needles with anyone. It's only a matter of time before his careless living
catches up with him. Friends fear that if he doesn't die from an overdose,
he'll surely catch AIDS from a dirty needle.
STAR MAGAZINE...04/22/97....#2
Which sexy middle-aged leading man was sitting at a corner table of his favorite
restaurant, chewing on his latest honey's earlobe and kissing her neck and
giggling like a teenager, when suddenly, one of the loyal waiters rushed
over to tell him that his wife was about to walk through the door? The
quick-thinking superstar (he's been in this situation plenty of times before)
grabbed his girlfriend's arm and ran into the kitchen and out the back door
before his long-suffering wife could see him. The duo rushed into a waiting
car and took their romance elsewhere. But this guy - who never gets the girl
on screen, but certainly hasn't met one who didn't like him off camera -
shouldn't feel like he's pulling the wool over the eyes of his singer wife.
She's on to you buddy, so watch out! The missus is about to hit the hotshot
hubby with an ultimatum: "Give up your wild ways or you're out and you'll
never see your kids or your money again."
STAR MAGAZINE....04/22/97....#3
This stunning actress got the shock of her life when she stepped into the
shower after an afternoon of passion with Mr. Oh-So-Hot leading man. When
she walked back into the bedroom, she saw the sexy actor sitting on the bed
and her fuming husband standing next to him. Hubby demanded to know what
this guy was doing in their bedroom. Now the lovers are terrified they are
going to recount details of their romance in front of the whole world when
the whole sordid mess ends up in divorce court. But the real puzzle piece
is why this world-class beauty would be sleeping with this particular actor.
They first dated years ago when they were both Hollywood newcomers, but she
dumped him after he beat her up so badly she was covered in bruises from
head to toe.
STAR MAGAZINE....04/22/97....#4
Guess which network TV reporter nearly cracked up his very, very expensive
car? The guy was driving down the road with his wife heading to a dinner
with her family. Suddenly, Mr. Reporter gets a call on his cell phone from
another famous reporter - who also happens to be his girlfriend. But as soon
as she starts whispering sweet nothings in his ear, the wife blows a gasket
and begins screaming and punching our fearless reporter. The car starts to
swerve and the wife continues to slap him around until they finally arrive
at the tension-filled family function. Now the guy is telling pals he's hoping
to be assigned to a war zone - it would be safer than living at home.
STAR MAGAZINE...04/29/97
This pretty actress is hopelessly attracted to womanizers. She's always
been more successful than her cheating guys and they "punish" her for it.
She and her latest guy both had respectable Hollywood careers, but since
they teamed up professionally their reputations are in the dumpster. The
only thing this Svengali husband contributed to his marriage is a serious
case of herpes. And after she caught him red-handed with another woman, she
got revenge by sleeping with her ex! Friends fear that if these two stay
together, the only thing their future holds is the unemployment line.
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1. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
When these two macho guys were cast in the same action movie, fireworks were
expected, but they discovered they like the same drugs. Many nights were
spent combining crack and prescription drugs washed down with liquor.
2. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
This sexy star of a hit TV sitcom has been a chronic pot smoker for years.
She puffs away on the set and often tapes the show stoned. The cast and crew
are afraid if she gets busted, they'll all be collecting unemployment.
3. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
This not-yet-legal model/actress has a successful career, famous relatives
and exotic looks. Too bad her uncontrollable urges are threatening to destroy
her. She smokes like a chimney, drinks like a biker and does enough drugs
to deplete a pharmacy. She has a reputation for sleeping around - often with
guys old enough to be her father. She's already had two secret abortions
to save her modeling career.
4. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
A certain Hollywood action hero loves to get high - but the drugs and drinking
trigger the release of an alternative personality! He dresses up as a woman
in expensive lingerie and high heels, and once dolled up, he must have the
company of a transvestite! Often he asks for makeup and hair tips from the
hired diva. We can't help but wonder how he gets those bras fastened around
that muscular chest.
5. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
One of the most famous male stars in the world, with a clean-cut preppie
image, recently spent four days in a crack cocaine haze, freebasing in a
Beverly Hills floating club for big names to gamble and do drugs. Luxurious
homes are rented for the activities.
6. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEMS/REHASH
This megastar has written into his contract that he must have a special assistant
whose job is to make this difficult star happy. The catch? The "assistant"
is really the star's drug dealer! The star orders a mountain of drugs and
bills the studio under the guise of personal care items.
7. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEMS/REHASH
These two lovebirds are America's sweethearts with their clean-cut good looks
and acclaimed careers. The real reason they seem happy all the time is because
they're serious potheads! They're high nearly every waking moment - even
adding it to their food.
8. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
This child actor charmed audiences in his first starring role in a blockbuster
movie. Eventually he was cast in a film with some fast-track Hollywood kids
who introduced him to drugs. One night he got so blitzed and spent so many
hours passed out that by the time he was found, he was paralyzed with nerve
damage - and may never be the same.
9. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
This volatile couple have experienced more than their share of ups and downs
in their marriage made in hell. One minute they're happy and the next brawling
like prizefighters. Despite frequent rumors of divorce, insiders predict
these two will be together forever. They have too much to lose if they split
- they have barrels of dirt on each other. Illicit business deals and homemade
pornos of each other sleeping with members of the same sex are only the
beginning. Most shocking are the videos of them smoking crack and injecting
heroin!
10. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
This barely legal model and actress is rolling in dough thanks to her lucrative
contacts. Her beautiful face is everywhere - on billboards, magazine covers,
and ads. Her handlers would like us to believe she's the ideal example of
a clean-cut all-American girl. The sad truth is she's a mess. She parties
like there's no tomorrow, sleeps around like a hooker, and is a hard-core
heroin addict. Her habit has gotten so bad that during her last photo shoot
the makeup artist had to apply industrial-strength concealer to her arms
to cover up the track marks!
11. STAR MAGAZINE BLIND ITEM/REHASH
This action hero relies on steroids to retain his legendary physique. His
last few movies were box-office disasters and given his limited acting skills,
he fears that without his body his career would be completely over. He suffers
from one awful little side effect from the illegal bodybuilding drug: His
once-prominent sex equipment is shrinking faster than his fan club.
12. NY POST..PAGE SIX....12/29/97
WHAT wealthy birthday boy-vocabulary freak recently embarrassed his dinner
guests by correcting his wife's English in front of them? She was toasting
his health, no less. This word fanatic reprimands everybody. But this time
he only made himself look bad.
13. GLOBE.....12/30/97
Hollywood's unwritten rule on this fun-loving star is simple. If he agrees
to star in your movie, you supply the cocaine - and plenty of it. And if
you get a chance to party with him, he'll gladly hang out and let you bask
in his royal glow - until all the coke is gone.
14. STAR MAGAZINE....12/30/97
This TV gal is one of America's sweethearts and it looks like she has the
ideal home life. Her family couldn't be cuter and her career is going great
guns. But the husband she loves so dearly hasn't turned out to be the man
she hoped he'd be. He claims to have a career, but it's nonexistent. While
she's off working he has way too much time on his hands and he's started
to dabble in drugs. His recreational drugs are getting out of hand and her
old eating disorder is resurfacing. Her problems at home are reflected weekly
by her obvious weight change.
JANUARY and FEBRUARY 1998 BLIND ITEM REHASHES:
15. STAR MAGAZINE..01/06/98
On the outside this may look like a Hollywood dream marriage between a rugged,
movie star hunk and his picture-perfect wife, but they're hardly living a
life of wedded bliss. She's a calculating closet lesbian who only exchanged
vows for his cash and can't bear to have sex with him.
16. STAR MAGAZINE..01/13/98
Before hitting the big time, this actress didn't punch a clock....she punched
men! She worked as a dominatrix in a high-class S&M dungeon serving up
discipline to a wealthy clientele. The dungeon mistress who ran the joint
kept her mouth shut - in exchange for a hefty payout - when the gal became
a TV star. Everything was fine until the actress cut off the payments. Now
the mistress is threatening to take her tale, complete with pictures, public
unless the Hollywood beauty pays up.
17. TED CASABLANCA.. 01/15/98
There's a famous movie star, okay? One who's got himself an Oscar or two.
One who likes being famous and likes being treated that way. (Not that he
treats his lady friends with equal consideration.) So, he's got a hit movie
out. Turns out he had a few hits messengered to the set--along with his script
changes, no doubt--just to make sure his performance would be a hit.
18. STAR MAGAZINE...01/20/98
Image is everything to this award-winning actor. He wants us to believe he's
a true family man, but behind that megawatt smile lies a lousy husband. His
long-suffering wife has been crushed by years of verbal abuse, but she dares
not complain about "Mr. Nice Guy." Despite proclaiming his devotion to her,
the louse can't stay faithful. She's caught him cheating too many times and
now she's so fed up, she's threatening to divorce him. If she does, this
could turn out to be one of Hollywood's nastiest - and most revealing - splits!
19. GLOBE...01/20/98
This Hollywood couple's open marriage is what keeps them together. She lets
her movie star hubby sleep with men - yep, MEN! In turn, he lets her sleep
with boys...and we do mean BOYS. She likes them barely legal!
20. STAR MAGAZINE..01/27/98
This major star is currently enjoying the fruits of his latest film - he's
getting rave notices and award nominations. Last year when they were filming,
no one on the set could have predicted things would turn out so will. This
guy made everyone fearful and miserable on the set. Our leading man's drinking
was so out of control that they had to ice down his red and swollen face
most mornings. He worked when he felt like it and arrogantly declared that
his leading lady wasn't in his league and he treated her badly on the set.
Hookers frequently visited him on the set and once there was a nasty scene
when his girls failed to show up in the outfits he'd requested! The cast
and crew couldn't wait to finish the shoot. As usual, all was forgotten when
the movie became a hit."
21. GLOBE..01/27/98.. #1
This wealthy celeb - who made HUGE headlines in '97 - had all the blood drained
out of his body during a two-month stay in a Swiss clinic. No, he wasn't
under the care of Dr. Dracula - he was kicking cocaine addiction by having
his blood filtered to completely rid his body of the drug!
22. GLOBE..01/27/98.. #2
This Hollywood star couple's secret for keeping their sex life hot-hot-hot
is making love in public places. Nearly getting caught really turns them
on. (Talk about See me, Feel me, Touch me!)
23. STAR MAGAZINE...02/03/98
This guy is way up there on Hollywood's A-list. He's the clean-cut type who
tries to do the right thing - most of the time. His sweet, model-slim girlfriend
enhances his wholesome image. But this gorgeous actor has a secret double
life. He likes to read sex newspapers and call up the ads for private
entertainment. He was captivated by an ad for a massage parlor featuring
a photo of a gigantically endowed triple-D sexy masseuse. He visited the
seedy Hollywood massage parlor and insisted on a session with a voluptuous
gal. Wouldn't his weight conscious girlfriend be surprised to learn that
now her guy sneaks away to visit this well-upholstered masseuse whenever
he can!
24. STAR MAGAZINE...02/10/98
This he-man actor went to a swinging Beverly Hills party with a male friend
and they encountered two playful strippers. Fueled by liquor and drugs, the
leading man and strippers ended up in the host's bedroom putting on an explicit
show. The guy got so carried away he pulled five or six onlookers to join
the orgy. And guess what - the sexmad stud turned his attention to his male
companion and forgot all about the girls! He lived to regret the exhibitionist
bisexual fling because Hollywood loves to gossip and that moment of madness
caused everyone to re-evaluate his machismo!
25. STAR MAGAZINE...02/17/98
Although he's a major Hollywood star, this actor can't keep a personal assistant.
The reason? He's constantly cheating on his wife and his assistants are in
charge of covering up his tracks! He not only courts bimbos but patronizes
prostitutes, and orders his underlings to make sure the missus never finds
out. The assistants start out thrilled to work for a superstar, but usually
wind up befriending his sweet wife and hate lying to her about her husband's
affairs. Those that don't mind lying to his wife quit for another reason,
he's a cheapskate.
26. GLOBE...02/17/98
This sitcom beauty is confiding to pals that the real reason she called it
quits with her movie-star boyfriend is because he was too kinky! He had an
S&M dungeon in his home stocked with torture devices - but she's never
go near it!
27. STAR MAGAZINE...02/24/98
This he-man actor loves to get long massages at the fanciest his and hers
spa in L.A., but he acts like he's visiting a seedy massage parlor on Hollywood
Blvd. Massage workers dread his visits. He makes a big deal of strutting
around the locker room nude to show off his macho body. He claims to be straight,
but requests only the cutest, youngest masseurs. On the table, he can be
heard moaning and groaning through the thin walls, embarrassing everyone
in earshot. Straight masseurs are offended by his overt seduction attempts.
All the staffers dread his visits but are too intimidated to squeal on him!
28. MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #1:
What's worse than an unstable, oh-so-serious actor whose runaway ego's about
to explode from awards, hype and overpayment? Not much, if you ask his costars
and crew on that big-budget action thriller he's chosen as his newest thespian
offering to the unwashed masses. For one thing, he'll deign to speak to virtually
no one else on the set but his director, though one of his fellow actors
happens to be no slouch as an awards winner, either. For another, he's demanding
20 takes or more on the tiniest bits of business. And on top of that he's
running roughshod over the director by taking it upon himself to yell "Cut!"
when he's displeased. Rumor has it he actually bows deeply after takes,
anticipating applause from crew members who are actually too busy rolling
their disbelieving eyes at the pomposity of this self-inflated ham.
29. MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #2:
What happened to that bubbly, unpretentious, sassy charmer who stole hearts
not too long ago? She's had a hit or two, sure, but not big enough to justify
her escalating demands for veto power over her directors, scripts and co
stars, let alone her grabby salary requests. Armchair diagnosis? She's still
a bubbly, unpretentious, sassy, heart-stealing charmer, but, after being
unhappily single for awhile, she's secretly hooked herself up with an ultra-
user Romeo who views her as his ticket to great clubs, restaurants, cars,
gyms, parties and an acting career. Get a grip, guy - even in this town a
big part ain't going to guarantee you big parts.
30. MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #3
What grudge does that critics' fave actor and all-around nasty guy have with
his directors, anyway? It was bad enough that he had sex with the boyfriend
of the young helmer who made him part of what turned out to be a cult favorite.
Word is he did the exact same thing to the veteran director of a big-star
box-office hit, in which the indiscreet actor is, as a consequence, seen
on-screen less than he otherwise would have been.
31. MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #4
There have always been rumors about Mr Handsome & Hunky's crooked weenie,
but we hear the, uh, situation has straightened out recently, thanks to a
little surgery.
32. MOVIELINE/FEB. 1998 #5
What keeps that young, hot, blond, supersexy supersuccessful couple together?
Junk, and lots of it.
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