NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.


1. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **1**
Don't forget that the royal rap*st is due in court for yet another case in a few weeks. This time, they won't even bother to hide that he will be found not guilty. By the time the coke addict is ready to ascend to the throne there might not be a throne for her any longer. The people are ticked off. Marius Borg Hĝiby/Princess Ingrid Alexandra (Norwegian queen’s disgraced son to be freed from house arrest after rape conviction to attend King Harald V’s funeral) (Meet Crown Princess Ingrid Alexandra, 22, Norway’s New Heir and First Queen-to-Be in 600 Years) (BLIND ITEM REVEALED 06/02/26)

2. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **2**
The permanent A list "singer" has been encouraging her alliterate child to only hook up with women who will do so unprotected and who want to get pregnant. Britney Spears/Jayden James Federline (ExclusiveBritney Spears ‘Worries’ About Her Sons Facing ‘Temptations’ After Stepping ‘Into the Public Eye’)

3. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **3**
The guy once described as Justin Bieber's clone is just giving fans AI images on his OnlyFans. Dylan Desclos (Justin Bieber Lookalike Tricked a Vegas Nightclub Into Letting Him Perform, Allegedly Racked up $10K Bill Before Getting Kicked Out)

4. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **4**
This high profile married contestant from the Bachelor universe is scheduling threesomes online but the spouse is always conveniently "busy" so it ends up just being our celebrity and the pickup.

5. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **5**
It was obvious once again this week that even with different offspring, the family doesn't know how to market the sons in the family. They are not ever given the spotlight. Psalm West/Kim Kardashian & Kanye West (Kim Kardashian Shows Off Son Psalm’s Newest Super-Powered Obsession)

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **6**
The management team of the feline group is waiting for their youngest member to turn 18 so they can turn up the sexualization of the group which is why the two missing members keep "delaying" their return. “KATSEYE”/Yoonchae/Manon Bannerman/Sophia Laforteza

7. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **7**
Child Protective Services visited the alliterate adult star but didn't do anything. Does this mean the baby isn't real or something else? Bonnie Blue (Bonnie Blue just gave birth and she’s already back to work)

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **8**
This flash in the pan A list singer (who uses a stage name) had a horrible professional and personal breakup and her career seemingly collapsed almost overnight. Now, she has been spotted on multiple different yachts with multiple different men.

9. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **9**
So it turns out it's not been the PR teams of the hockey actors calling the paps, it's been fans. Pay hundreds to be in a pap's Patreon and get exclusive first views of the duo out and about.

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **10**
The story has always gone that the alliterate (Meghan Markle) one faked a pregnancy to get the cuck to lock her down. Well, the new book lays out an entirely different narrative. While being with her now ex (Trevor Engelson), the alliterate one was trying to secure a big bag and was having meetups with some very very rich guys. They were set up with her as kind of a retirement plan if you will because she was aging out of the yachting but the owners of the club (“Soho House”) and others loved what she had done for them over the years. Even while she is first with the cuck (Prince Harry) she is hooking up with another guy. She discovers she is pregnant and tells at least one of the authors of the book and the guy. The guy promptly dumps her so she goes full court press with the cuck and tells him he got her pregnant. She then had a miscarriage, but has the cuck locked down forever. She convinced him that the pressure of the paps and the media made her lose the baby. The author says the timeline is a little different. They contend that she actually already had the miscarriage when she told the cuck, but used the old pregnancy test to convince him and when she had her next period told him that was the miscarriage. Meghan Markle/Trevor Engelson/”Soho House”/Prince Harry (Warning letters sent to parents in Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s UK area over new school rules) (BLIND ITEM 08/27/26) (BLIND ITEM 08/28/26) (BLIND ITEM 08/31/26)

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **11**
This once A/A- list mostly movie actor (Edward Furlong) who peaked 30+ years ago (Filmography) and was cucked by his wife (Rachael Bella), enjoys drinking a lot while he is working. Arrive early if you are going to meet him at a con. Edward Furlong/Rachael Bella ('90s child star Edward Furlong is unrecognizable as he reunites with famous castmates)

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **12**
With a hung jury and pink dresses and jorts everywhere from the jury, look for the prosecutors to offer manslaughter. They don't want to do this all over again and either does the defendant's attorney. He will lose hundreds of thousands of dollars if there is a retrial. Lindsay Clancy (What will happen if Lindsay Clancy jury can’t decide on verdict)

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **13**
Throwing her off a roof would be too obvious, the mistress was poisoned. She knew they were after her. They got to her groceries which she thought were safe.  Allison Guerriero/Charles McGonigal, the former director of the FBI's New York counterintelligence office (McGonigal's ex-girlfriend, the woman who denounced his ties to Edi Rama and spoke about the former FBI official's trips to Albania, is found dead in Florida)

14. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **14**
Don't believe the hype. The alliterate former talk show host had no idea about the documentary. None. Wendy Williams (Despite ‘blindsided’ claims, Wendy Williams ‘absolutely knew’ about ex pal’s documentary)

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **15**
The stepdaughter (Tiphaine Auzière) of this foreign born A++ lister (Emmanuel Macron) is much like her mother (Brigitte Macron). She likes them very very young. At least the daughter is dating someone (Antoine Lecomte) legal, unlike what her mom did. Tiphaine Auzière/Emmanuel Macron/Brigitte Macron/Antoine Lecomte (French first lady Brigitte Macron’s daughter, 42, follows in mom’s footsteps — and bags a beau half her age)

16. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **16**
The words that supposedly came out of the mouth of this A list NFL player for a Vogue article never cane out of his mouth. Ever. It is something that his significant other would want him to say, but has never actually said. Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift (Travis Kelce: Football Star, Fashion Ambassador, and Dog Dad)

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **17**
So, because the tequila actor (Paul Mescal) loves his coke and as a result a director (Ridley Scott) hated him and fired him, the hated actor gets the brunt of the hate on the box office bomb (“The Dog Stars”) and loses his chance at getting to play an iconic role (James Bond). Funny how things work. Paul Mescal/Ridley Scott/”The Dog Stars” (Ridley Scott Reportedly Fired Original 'The Dog Stars' Lead After 'Gladiator 2' Failure)

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01 **18**
Bait Me One More Time: Back in July, there was a blind (BLIND ITEM 07/24/26) about someone selling nudes of male celebrities. This person—who we'll call B—joined this online group back in May, but was quickly kicked out because selling was forbidden in the group. Well, B now has a private group page. There are about 1K in the group and there are 58 celebrities listed, whose prices range from $100 to a whopping $800. Apparently, there are some celebrities that are "off the market" such as this former MMA fighter turned actor (#1/Randy Couture) and this Cinderella actor (#2/Armie Hammer)—probably because his name is so toxic, any mention of him immediately gets group deleted, which is why moderators have banned his name/moniker all together—and this former Nick actor (#3/Drake Bell). Some of the celebrities included are majorly B listers or lower. Literally, some actors' only credit is a 30-second speaking role on Law & Order. But, there are some A listers such as this foreign bon former boy bander (#4/Harry Styles or Louis Tomlinson). You just have to pay a pretty penny for them. There are "bundles" up for purchase too. These bundles are actors from television shows, such as the comic book turned north of the border television show (#5/“Riverdale“) bundle. It includes quite a lot of the male cast members from the show. The tipster says that most of the photos look real and not AI, but apparently, the idea is to sell them low enough that people don't complain if they do get ripped off. What isn't clear from some of them anyway, is how they were acquired. Hacking? dating apps? Recipients forwarding them. The seller wouldn't say.
#1: Randy Couture
#2: Armie Hammer/”Mirror Mirror”
#3: Drake Bell
#4: Harry Styles or Louis Tomlinson
#5: “Riverdale”

19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **1**
This former 1/435th turned newser really had some bad plastic surgery to correct that long lasting coke problem. Matt Gaetz (Former congressman Matt Gaetz speaks out on helping Royce White in WNBA Draft pursuit)

20. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **2**
This country (China) has tried to institutionally justify cronyism as a legitimate metric that bypasses the traditional factors of business success. This explains how a certain galactic "gazillionaire", (Jack Ma) since we're making up numbers, got his last business history badge and lost it so quickly. If you listen to what he says in the news, it's clear he's lampooning the whole thing anyway. Basically, betting on which companies (“Alibaba”) can get away with the most due to their political use is actually what's running things. And running things into the ground. China/Jack Ma
“Alibaba” (China Updates National Defence Mobilization Law, Putting Citizens, Tech Sector at PLA’s Disposal)

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **3**
This former A- list actress is randomly hooking up with fans for her OnlyFans content.

22. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **4**
Speaking of former A- list actresses, this one from an acting family looks likely to die the same way as her sibling. She needs help.

23. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **5**
Many times this former manufactured singer (Aubrey O’Day) just spews a lot of nonsense, but she is telling zero lies when she accuses the producer/wannabee rapper (Sean “Diddy” Combs) of having a huge part in the death of the one named permanent A list rapper/sometime actor (2Pac). Aubrey O’Day/Sean “Diddy” Combs/2Pac (Aubrey O'Day Reacts to 2Pac Murder Verdict, Alleges 'Those Who Conspired' Are Featured in Diddy Doc)

24. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **6**
The family has been living off the dead singer for three decades, but apparently, they still want more and more which is why there is fighting in the family now. A.B. Quintanilla III & Suzette Quintanilla/Selena Quintanilla (Selena Quintanilla's brother slams sister as family war ramps up)

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **7**
Ask the A list (fame wise) female pro basketball player about her love life and she will refuse to answer. It is tough when your regular hookup partner is a married CEO and your former boss. Sophie Cunningham/Josh Bartelstein (Sophie Cunningham shares how “inappropriate” the WNBA really is behind the scenes)

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **8**
This former politician who lost it all because he is a creepy perv is being a creepy perv again. He always thinks he will never get caught. What is crazy is that his ex still pulls strings to cover up for him whenever she can. Anthony Weiner/Huma Abedin (DOJ Emails Show Soon-Yi Previn Blamed Teen Girl in Anthony Weiner Sexting Scandal; “It was Disgusting What She Did To Him”)

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **9**
Two stars from a hit beachside drama may want everyone to believe they hate each other  but allegedly, there’s more happening behind the scenes. Then the streamer posted BTS footage of the two being very close and friendly during the final season, even with her dog only for it to suddenly disappear. And apparently, the singing ex wasn’t too happy about it. Maybe the “we hate each other” act is their best performance yet. Chase Stokes/Madelyn Cline/“Outer Banks“/Kelsea Ballerini (Madelyn Cline Reveals the Question She Asked Chase Stokes After Their Breakup)

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **10**
The offspring of the A+ list director admitted she isn't sure whether there was an additional twenty minutes of footage of his final film. She also didn't seem too eager to go look through what is left of the shoot and look for it. Vivian Kubrick/Stanley Krubrick/”Eyes Wide Shut” (Stanley Kubrick’s Daughter Tackles ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ Missing 20 Minutes Conspiracy Theory)

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **11**
This lawyer-to-the-stars (Blair Berk) just dropped her biggest case to date defending a single-name fledging sociopath songbird (d4vd), within the same month it was revealed that she fumbled on accountability for another superstar's (Sabrina Carpenter) highly public stalking case. Extra sus timing when you consider the latter client had both their addresses leaked online sometime before the stalking case hit the headlines. Word on the street is that "politics" play a role in both these scenarios. Blair Berk/d4vd/Sabrina Carpenter (US singer D4vd's celebrity lawyers withdraw from murder case) (Sabrina Carpenter gets 5-year restraining order against man she said tried to enter her home)

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **12**
One of the best friends (Misha Nonoo) of the alliterate one (Meghan Markle) who also snagged herself a rich guy (Alexander Gilkes) until he discovered someone (Maria Sharapova) who actually loved him, is inadvertently a source for the book coming from the other former bff (Ninaki Priddy). See, there are a lot of text messages between the trip and also including the alliterate one. There was the trip to Spain where the alliterate one wanted to feel like a star and hired a pap to take her photo from a distance and try to sell them despite no one knowing who she really was. One of the texts asks her friends how does one go about doing such a thing. There were also the texts about the alliterate one hooking up with a guy for three straight nights leading up to her "first date" with the cuck and whether he would notice that she had been f**king for three straight days. Misha Nonoo/Meghan Markle/Alexander Gilkes/Maria Sharapova/Ninaki Priddy (Who Is Misha Nonoo? Get to Know Meghan Markle's Designer Friend Who Is Getting Married) (BLIND ITEM 08/27/26) (BLIND ITEM 08/28/26) (BLIND ITEM 08/31/26) (BLIND ITEM 09/01/26)

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **13**
The backup dancer spent nearly $100K at one store this week. He didn't earn that much money in the last two years combined. Is it love or is he using the singer/actress? Ricky Alvarez/Ariana Grande (Ariana Grande Hints at Marriage with Ricky Alvarez in Final ‘Thank U, Next’ Lyric Change During Tour)

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/02 **14**
Jealousy: Back in the day there came a point in time where this long running syndicated teen show (“Saved by the Bell”) would get a nice fat years long extension (“Saved by the Bell: The College Years”) or be thrown into the dustheap of history. It was thrown into the dustheap, but the reasons are crazy. The head of the network (Warren Littlefield/”NBC”) was in love with a show (“Mad About You“). Actually, he was in love with one of the female stars (Helen Hunt) and desperately wanted to sleep with her. The actress, whom all of you know, knew this and used it to her advantage. She never actually slept with the head of the network, but gave every indication she wanted to. Now, the syndicated show was a walking cesspool of people sleeping with each other and also the showrunner (Peter Engel) of the show. You had to sleep with the showrunner if you wanted to get lots of screentime. So, the actress on the show spent a lot of time in his office doing everything he wanted. The showrunner knew the show was on the line and offered up all his actresses to the head of the network. The head declined though because he was so enamored with the primetime actress. Well, it turns out that the boyfriend (Eric Stoltz) of our prime time actress had met an actress on the syndicated show and started hooking up with her almost daily while his actress girlfriend was at work. Our actress was pissed when she found out and went to the network head and promised him the weekend of his life if he canceled the syndicated show. He canceled it five minutes later, but never did get that weekend. “Saved by the Bell”/”Saved by the Bell: The College Years”/Warren Littlefield/”NBC”/“Mad About You”/Helen Hunt/Eric Stoltz

33. JANET CHARLTON 09/02 **1**
This Hollywood couple is famous – definitely B+ name recognition.  Sometimes HE’S the bigger star , sometimes SHE is.  Their marriage has struggled, enduring many road bumps , but they finally found the thing that seemingly keeps them together:  three ways.  They keep it a HUGE secret , but both identify as bisexual , so they’ve taken to sharing their bed with rotating partners of both sexes.  They are careful and make their various partners sign NDA’s along with another legal document proclaiming that all sexual activity is consensual.  It seems to be working , since they recently stopped going to couple’s counseling – and seem happier than they’ve ever been.

34. JANET CHARLTON 09/02 **2**
This popular reality  celebrity competition show with international versions is  apparently FIXED!  Although the latest season of one of the international versions hasn’t begun filming yet, one of the big name celebrity contestants got a little tipsy and recently blabbed to a group of friends that they were guaranteed to not get eliminated until at least the middle of the season.  The next day our loose lipped fella tried to walk back his revelations, but no one believed him. Guess which show – and which celebrity contestant spilled the beans! “Dancing With the Stars”

35. JANET CHARLTON 09/02 **3**
Our guy is a semi-household name, thanks to his romance with a big star.  The relationship didn’t last and now he’s thirsty to become famous on his own.  He’s willing to do ANYTHING – and it really doesn’t matter to him who he has to do it with.  He recently started secretly seeing a big name Hollywood television producer who he met at the gym, an openly gay man old enough to be our guy’s father.  Sure, our guy is straight, but he knows the older guy is powerful enough to give him the fame and fortune he so desperately craves.  That explains why the older guy is now developing a sitcom specifically for the younger guy.  Guess the guy, the celebrity he romanced, and if you are a REAL Hollywood insider, guess the big television producer.

36. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **1**
This permanent A list rapper is only meeting up with the A list soccer player when our rapper is ovulating. She wants to have a child with the soccer player. Cardi B/Maduka Okoye (Are Cardi B & Maduka Okoye dating?)

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **2**
The state celebrity passed out drunk at a party and everyone there was taking photos and videos of her. Her parents don't ever seem to care what she is doing. Alabama Barker

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **3**
The color rapper admitted to doing things with his dog back in the day that probably would have better left unsaid. The thing is, people like his mom knew about it but didn't stop it. Blueface (Blueface Claims His Dog Licked Peanut Butter Off His P*nis as a Kid)

39. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **4**
The A list everything in her mind celebrity is dropping mid five figures a month to pay for "random" pap photos. Jennifer Lopez (Jennifer Lopez, 57, Turns Heads in Plunging Maroon Sports Bra With Matching Leggings) (Braless Jennifer Lopez, 57, nearly spills out of red dress that’s clinging onto star’s chest as she leaves dinner in NYC)

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **5**
This movie studio didn't like that this former web crawler suggested that the web crawler might be gay. “MCU”/Andrew Garfield/”Spider-Man” (Andrew Garfield wants a gay or bi Spider-Man, but who should play him?)

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **6**
Was that the podcaster who spells it wrong having her hair held back in a bar bathroom while she puked. Alix Earle (What Alix Earle said about Tom Brady romance on new Netflix show)

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **7**
Some people have been discussing online how strange that the singer died on that date, when she was born at that time, her famous album length was the same.  Then they started diving into the rabbit hole. Dolly Parton (What Dolly Parton Said in Her Last Interview Should Terrify Us)

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **8**
Not sure how comfortable I feel watching this big-eyed brunette (Sydney Chandler) doing kids' movies, knowing how openly she groomed a beloved premature silver fox of a wallflower (Louis Partridge) when he was a minor and she was in her 20s. Sydney Chandler/Louis Partridge (Who Is Louis Partridge’s Ex-Girlfriend? His Dating History Revealed) (‘Alien’ Series From Noah Hawley at FX Casts Sydney Chandler in Lead Role)

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **9**
Between a musically-inspired short film and a Lifetime movie produced by a legendary singer (“Mary J. Blige Presents: Be Happy”) was this Oscar nominee's (Gabourey Sidibe) original feature directorial debut (“The Tale of Four”). Said Oscar nominee is still trapped in a time warp with a clone-humping super showrunner's never ending horror franchise (“American Horror Story“). Maybe the way to break the loop is to finally talk about the hellish scammery that took place on the apocalyptic project (“Pale Horse”) she was set to helm in 2021 as announced by all the major trades. “Mary J. Blige Presents: Be Happy”/Gabourey Sidibe/”The Tale of Four”/”American Horor Story”/”Pale Horse” (Gabourey Sidibe to Make Feature Directorial Debut With Thriller ‘Pale Horse’)

45. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **10**
The soon to be Beatle was recorded secretly snorting coke at his comic con signing last weekend. He had gotten careless.

46. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **11**
This one named A list actress (Zendaya) is trying to cast her vote to producers (“Fred Astaire Biopic”) who she wants (Margaret Qualley) to star opposite her husband (Tom Holland). She doesn't want the one (Monica Barbaro) who just starred in the sex purge movie (“One Night Only“). Zendaya/”Fred Astaire Biopic”/Margaret Qualley/Tom Holland/Monica Barbaro/”One Night Only” (It’s Down To Margaret Qualley & Monica Barbaro For Tom Holland’s Co-Star In Sony’s Upcoming Fred Astaire Biopic)

47. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **12**
The real reason this reality TV house husband turned political hopeful suddenly praised his recent nemesis: the true story of what happened with the disastrous blazes of 2025 CANNOT GET OUT. It would be very bad for the cops and just as bad for anyone who loves money too much. It all comes down to a nesting doll of race scandals, even though we were supposed to believe all the drama against this elder fishy politician came from partisan smears. Spencer Pratt/Karen Bass (Spencer Pratt gives a rave review to Karen Bass)

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **13**
The significant other of this former Disney actress is so cucked that he is not even allowed to drive the actress anywhere. He has to be a passenger princess.

49. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **14**
Laverne Cox Blind Item: Two DL rappers who hit on her privately.
RAPPER ONE: Drake
-says there's the first rapper who used to be really excited to see her when they would run into her in public and was throwing off signals
-they would bump into each other and every time he was be too eager and she found him cute
-says one time they ran into each other after he came out of a meeting room and his interest was no longer there, she thinks they had moved on and were dating someone new since she saw something in the press about him having a girlfriend
-later she says she spoke to some of her trans girls just to make sure he was hitting on her before and they had stories about being with him, they share amongst the trans girls even though there's NDA's
RAPPER TWO: Sean “Diddy” Combs
-the second rapper was hitting on her HARD in front of everyone, there was zero doubt he wanted her
- the rapper asked her trans girlfriend for her number
-says she was thinking about giving him her number but she didn't want to sleep with someone on the DL at the time, especially someone so famous she would have to hide a lot
-says the rapper looked really good back then, less good now in the present
-says when they approached her for her number she said ''if you really want it you can find it''
-she never heard back from him.
-says that rejection was god's protection because he has a lot of scandals and things going on now and wouldn't want to be attached to his name

50. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **15**
Let me take you back in time. The alliterate one (Meghan Markle) was finalizing her divorce (Trevor Engelson). She was looking for a new guy. This was about the time she got it into her head she needed someone famous and rich. The rich part was very important. It was also her first shot at getting a royal. She had a friend who was also in and out of the whole maybe I'm a yachter, maybe I'm an influencer, but I want it to look like I am not doing either of those. The friend came through her connection to the girlfriend (Ghislaine Maxwell) of the dead pedo (Jeffrey Epstein). The alliterate one knew she wasn't going to be a star. It was about this time that she thought she could be an influencer and used her yachting trips around the world to make it look like she was making it huge as an influencer. Lots of look at me photos around the world living a lifestyle she couldn't possible afford. So, she starts hanging out with this friend (Sofia Kristina Hellqvist aka Princess Sofia, Duchess of Värmland) and she is dating a royal (Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland). The alliterate one wanted a royal for herself, but couldn't get one so tried to steal the royal of the friend. It wasn't subtle. Yes, the alliterate one hooked up with the royal but her friend had a grip on the royal she couldn't break. But, there were lots of photos and incriminating texts. The alliterate one didn't worry about it until she was trying to erase her past. In the early days of COVID she tried to reach out to the friend who was now married to the royal to make sure none of the evidence still existed, or if it did, that it wouldn't be shared. She was ghosted. She did reach out to the people writing the book (Ninaki Priddy/“TorontoPaper1”) to see if they could help. Ruh roh. Meghan Markle/Trevor Engelson/Ghislaine Maxwell/Jeffrey Epstein/Sofia Kristina Hellqvist aka Princess Sofia, Duchess of Värmland/Prince Carl Philip, Duke of Värmland (BLIND ITEM 08/27/26) (BLIND ITEM 08/28/26) (BLIND ITEM 08/31/26) (BLIND ITEM 09/01/26) (BLIND ITEM 09/02/26)

51. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **16**
To the performers and the promoter of that stadium concert in Louisville next month. Just cancel it. Make up some kind of Hadid excuse like long term Lyme disease or something, but there are 50,000 empty seats. Ludacris, TI, and Rick Ross (Humiliation for Ludacris, TI and Rick Ross as nearly 95% of seats remain unsold for tour dates)

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03 **17**
The Diva: This cherished TV mom (“black-ish”) Bipolar Disorder advocacy icon (Jenifer Lewis) is going to be pissed-ish when she finds out about the ableist conspiracy in her inner circle. It is going to send a misdiagnosed psychic screenwriter (Ivy Sunderji) packing from the industry after everyone (including the firstborn offspring of a diva who's one of the first ladies of the state where her sitcom is set, and the firstborn offspring of a Murphyland late-blooming lesbian (Joely Richardson/“Julia McNamara” on “Nip/Tuck”) got to sample the victim's talent. Everyone wants a piece of the action until secrets might not be so secret anymore. Now, the receipts of the foresight are rolling in, and people are crazy scared. Rumor has it, the same psychic was once hired as the special guest entertainment for the engagement party of a horror director (Sam Raimi/”Spider-Man”) with Marvel ties and his director wife (Gillian Greene). “black-ish”/Jenifer Lewis/Ivy Sunderji (Jenifer Lewis Explains What Bipolar Disorder Feels Like: 'Mania Is Exhausting—It Can Ruin Your Entire Life') (Whoopi Goldberg, Jenifer Lewis, Vanessa Williams & Vivica A. Fox Set For Netflix Comedy ‘Women Like Us’) (Michelle Obama Executive Produces New Girls’ Trip Comedy Women Like Us)

53. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **1**
This late night talk show host knew what he was doing and what would happen if he invited public questions on social media about his upcoming guest, the alliterate actress. Andy Cohen/”Watch What Happens Live”

54. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **2**
Find a random female college sport and this former A+ list NFL QB will be there. He isn't there for the sports watching. He always introduces himself to all the players. Always looking for that opening. Tom Brady (Tom Brady and College Volleyball Star's Unexpected Moment Takes Over the Internet)

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **3**
Within a day of one of their friends answering questions about the apparent backdoor PR slip-up where the international pirouette princess's regal Romeo received a false movie credit to hype up their backstory...a potentially shady IG post emerged. A reference to a song about an unapologetic material girl. The SINGLE mix, nonetheless. Are they over?

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **4**
Don't believe the hype. This foreign born permanent A/A- list actress is not cheating on her husband.

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **5**
This celebrity/actress offspring says this north of the border actor is back on drugs in a big way. The fame is really getting to him.

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58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **6**
Investors in this overseas production are making waves about suing this actress/singer and now her out of there co-star. “Sunday in the Park With George”/Ariana Grande/Jonathan Bailey (Jonathan Bailey Drops Out of West End Musical After Ariana Grande’s Departure)

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **7**
The permanent A list rapper (Jay-Z) should call the dad (Eric Lefkofsky) of the Belgium beer singer (Stella Lefty) and get him to have a deal over  (“Groupon“) in the UK because tickets are not selling for the rapper at all. Jay-Z/Eric Lefkofsky/Stella Lefty/”Groupon” (Jay-Z at London Tottenham Hotspur Stadium 2026: stage times, last-minute tickets and ultimate guide)

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **8**
Once the litigious patriarch finally passes, there will be books and documentaries about the death of his daughter and all are going to focus on the son. John Ramsey/JonBenét Ramsey/Burke Ramsey (JonBenet Ramsey mystery reignited by lab scandal that adds pressure to unleash DNA help dad is ‘begging’ for) (Melissa McCarthy and Clive Owen to Star in The Murder of JonBenét Ramsey)

61. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **9**
The long long time backer/best friend of not only the dead pedo but of a former A++ lister is donating like crazy to campaigns so if the House is recaptured by Democrats that he won't testify and won't go to jail. Les Wexner/Jeffrey Epstein/Bill Clinton (Leslie Wexner, in deposition, claims he had no knowledge of Epstein's criminal activity) (WATCH: Massie names 14 Epstein associates to 'shame' DOJ) (Les Wexner, stepping down as chair of OSU's hospitals, calls public meetings ‘least productive’)

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **10**
A 40-something celebrity who is legally designated as a tourist attraction in two American cities ran into a bit of trouble last year when he was briefly in London. Seeing how he was able to bring fans to his cities, the British Museum decided to "borrow" him for a bit, ideally looking at a longer-term residency to boost their visitor numbers. They offered him a free tour and sent a limo to bring him to the museum, giving him total star treatment. After the tour, they held the attraction in the museum by letting him play with knick knacks from the gift shop, keeping him entertained. Unfortunately, the tourist attraction did not attract nearly as many fans as he does in the states, with only one visitor noticing him and giving him a half-hearted wave. Seeing this, the British Museum discarded their plans for a longer-term stay of the tourist attraction and finally let him leave. The tourist attraction is looking forward to his continued work in this career path, since, once he hits 50, he is eligible for a raise due to being contractually considered a historic landmark in the larger city.

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **11**
The ginger haired cuck wants to do his stunt on the same day the charity (“The Diana Awards”) supporting his mom (Diana, Princess of Wales) has a big event. He wants the attention on himself. Prince Harry/”The Diana Awards”/Diana, Princess of Wales/Fundraising Skydive in Honour of “Sunnybrook” Veteran Ed Marshall (Yikes! Prince Harry Is Set to Pull Off This Risky Stunt for His First U.K. Appearance)

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **12**
The A-list actress from the gossip show world has been sporting a Claddagh ring for a couple of years. The designer, describes it as an engagement ring. Initially, she wore it on her right hand heart facing inwards signifying a relationship.  However, not quite two years ago, she changed it to her left hand heart facing inwards, indicating marriage. Nicola Coughlan/”Bridgerton”/”Chupi” (Designing a Chupi Claddagh Ring for Nicola Coughlan)

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **13**
This former one-fifth is being propped up by a ton of PR money. No one is sure where it came from. It looks as if she may even start opening for the one named A list singer/victim who recently did a great job revamping a hit song. Camila Cabello or Normani/”Fifth Harmony”/Madonna/“Confessions II” (Is Camila Cabello’s ‘C,XOXO’ finally getting the credit it deserves?) (Normani to headline 2026 Fall Lawnparties, first pop headliner in two years) (Madonna – Confessions II: New Album, Strong Music, Thin Lyrics)

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **14**
So, did the celebrity CEO personally help his AI system train with that abuse material? Elon Musk (Musk’s xAI loses court bid to block Minnesota's AI ‘nudification’ ban) (Elon Musk Named in Bombshell Election Meddling Claim)

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67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **15**
A House On St. Charles Blind: So, let me tell you a story. Back in the day, like many yachters. the alliterate (Meghan Markle) one was looked at to be a honeypot. To be honest, she just wasn't very good at it. It wasn't that she wasn't willing to have sex with people or try to seduce them or do any kind of fetish they wanted to try, it is just that she didn't have that I'm so desperate to have sex with you thing that I will give away all my secrets. To be fair, most yachters are horrible at being honeypots. They are good at getting guys to part with their money by stroking their ego and doing things in bed their wife won't do. That doesn't get you state secrets. This little bit is something I actually shared with the people writing the book. Even they didn't know the whole back story. Oh, they knew some of it and what the alliterate one was willing to do, but here for the first time is the part of the story, the friends didn't know. Go back a little more than a decade. We were there not long before, but we are going slightly further back. Christmas time. The holidays. The alliterate one is traveling overseas. This is a big deal to her. She is being recognized as the B+ list star she is. This always mysterious A- list singing actress (Katherine McPhee) was traveling with her. That actress has about a million connections to everyone and everything. I call her the octopus. Anyway, our actress introduces the alliterate one to a very wealthy guy. He is actually a minor sheikh/royal cousin (Sheikh Ahmed bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum) and the A- list actress vouches for him. The sheikh and the alliterate one talk and then have dinner which cost many thousands of dollars. The sheikh gives the alliterate one a card and says to contact him after the first of the year. The alliterate one calls him in January. The sheikh puts her on a private jet and they meet in New Orleans. The meeting lasts for only a few hours.  It was supposed to be a two day trip but there was a death (Sheikh Rashid bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum) in the family of the sheikh and he had to fly home. He flies the alliterate one back home and says someone will be in touch. No one gets in touch until about the first week of March. It isn't the sheikh, it is the alliterate one's old friend (Katherine McPhee) who is bearing a message from the sheikh. They would consider it a wonderful favor if she will take a trip and have sex with a gentleman who will be at a party. Her good friend tells her it will be recorded, but that no one will ever see or hear the recording except the man who is going to be blackmailed. So, the alliterate one flies overseas, does what she has to do and as darling likes to paraphrase, does the special shower thing. Anyway, she flies home and then is summoned to a consulate north of the border (Canada) where she is given a very special present  and a note from the now ruler of a country (Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman) who had a death in the family a few months earlier. The gift (Chandelier Earrings) was something that has been lied about more than any other gift the alliterate one has ever received. Even the cuck doesn't know the truth. It was also because of the performance of the alliterate one that weekend that she was introduced to the cuck. Meghan Markle/Katherine McPhee/Sheikh Ahmed bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum/Sheikh Rashid bin Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum/Canada/Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman/Chandelier Earrings (Meghan Markle Controversy Around Saudi Prince’s Gifted Earrings Explained)

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/04 **16**
Four For Friday - He's Back: The scariest part of this boyband-manager-turned-genre-filmmaker's (#1/Chris Stokes) fifty-leven picture deals (Filmography) with multiple low-tier streamers? He is still getting paid to access more helpless little boys after running from decades of CSA disclosures. Everyone wants to talk about how his famous cousin (#2/Raz-B aka De'Mario Monte Thornton) recanted his statements (after years of psychiatric torture). But nobody wants to talk about how his other most vocal victim (#3/Quindon Tarver) died mysteriously after getting his story on the record with a small YouTube channel. They also don't want to talk about how his ex-wife (#4/MonYee Morton) confirmed the allegations before going underground. Dear Internet, please stop asking for the third installment of a franchise that never should have been allowed to happen in the first place, let alone center around an endangered child. (Chris Stokes Signs Exclusive 20-Picture Deal with Turnstr+, Will Debut New Film ‘Forever, This Ring’ on the Platform (EXCLUSIVE)) (Marques Houston Calls Raz B’s Molestation Charges ‘False,’ Issues Restraining Order) (Quindon Tarver, star of the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack, has died at 38)
#1: Chris Stokes
#2: Raz-B aka De'Mario Monte Thornton
#3: Quindon Tarver
#4: MonYee Morton
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