NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

This former flash in the pan A+ lister turned charity mainstay should have probably kept her mouth quiet when she told a few people at a table about her multiple hookups with this A- list foreign born mostly movie actor who was a part of a long running franchise. I mean the guy and his wife were at the next table. Sharon Stone/Pierce Brosnan (Keely Shaye Brosnan)  ("James Bond")/"MOCA Gala 2017 Honoring Jeff Koons"

At a season premiere party for this almost television show this past weekend, this B+ list mostly television actress you all know kept asking everyone if they could notice the new work she had done to her face and her breasts.
Jane Krakowski  (2017 Tribeca Film Festival - "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt")

Those pregnancy rumors just won’t die for this A-/B+ list foreign born mostly television actress who also implies the father is that seemingly always drunk cable actor who loves having sex with fans. Diane Kruger/Norman Reedus

A record executive asked how she was supposed to sell a new record when the singer looked like she last changed her hair style and clothes a decade ago. She was discussing the middling network actress who dreams of becoming a singer. Lea Michele

If this foreign born former A list athlete was expecting a welcome back love fest from her fellow competitors she was mistaken. To a person they feel she got special treatment and she was not well liked before this all happened. Maria Sharapova

This former A- list mostly television actor on a hit network show took some time off from acting for awhile. He then landed what has been a pretty great cable show. The problem is that he needs rehab again. He had been trying to hide his drug use from his wife but it got too out of hand. From what I understand she has managed to stay sober. Eric Dane ("Grey’s Anatomy" and "The Last Ship")/Rebecca Gayheart

Behind the scenes the divorce is being worked out between this A+ list reality star and her former A+ list husband. At this point I am not sure they even like each other. He is working to get his issues under control, but our reality star just wants a settlement and for them to go their separate ways. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West (Kanye wears bulletproof vest)

Apparently this OITNB ("Orange Is the New Black") actress had no takers when she offered herself up for yachting this summer. She made the rounds and her photos taken, but everyone said no. Jackie Cruz; Dascha Polanco

This permanent A list singer from a group and solo made it clear she would not attend an event if any member of this reality family would also be there. The matriarch was there and our singer was ticked. I mean really ticked. There won’t be a big check this year from her or her husband. Beyoncé (Jay Z)/Kris Jenner ("Wearable Art Gala" at the California African American Museum in Los Angeles)

10. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#10**
Seems the world is finally catching on to what I have been telling you for the past several months. This foreign born A list superhero has been cheating on his foreign born barely an actress at this point wife. Chris Hemsworth ("Thor")/Elsa Pataky

11. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#11**
Why yes, that was the former network actress from that 90210 type show turned mostly movie actress turned horrible dental patient turned sibling drug provider turned take any project I can get while blaming everyone for all my problems turned reality show laughingstock turned sex tape starrer hitting on rich guys at a bar over the weekend looking for a benefactor. Mischa Barton

12. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#12**
That former HSM ("High School Musical") actress who really has done relatively nothing since and is burning through her money at an alarming rate has split with her significant other after she caught him with another woman. Not Vanessa Hudgens. Ashley Tisdale; Olesya Rulin; KayCee Stroh

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/01 **#13**
#1 – You have never seen a more miserable date than this model who had to accompany the closeted mogul with a new job to an event over the weekend. She is probably praying she won’t have to go on vacation to Europe with him this summer because of his new job. Ryan Seacrest ("Live with Kelly and Ryan")/Shayna Taylor ("MOCA Gala 2017 Honoring Jeff Koons")

#2 – This former A- list rapper had a decent career before she went to prison. Now she is such an addict, that she doesn’t care about anything else but getting high. She would rather have sex for drugs than to make the effort to do any kind of music. Foxy Brown

#3 – This former tweener turned adult singer/reality judge/frequent tattoo getter has zero chance to achieve her stated next career goal. Zero. Nada. Except for singing, no one wants her for any kind of entertainment jobs. She actually would be good as a host of SNL, but she rubs people the wrong way. Demi Lovato

Several of the lady guests at MET Ball were wearing diapers. The glamorous attendees of the prestigious Met Gala in New York City are desperate to keep a very dirty little secret under wraps! "Looking great at all costs is the number one priority for celebrities attending the Oscars of fashion and A-list stars don’t mind if one of those costs is being unable to go to the bathroom," explained one well-heeled attendee. "Several of the lady guests are wearing diapers. Literally, you cannot pee in those dresses and it’s a very long night." "It’s an open bar, and even though the drinks are free, everyone is careful how much liquids they consume. And forget about anyone eating." Katy Perry; Rihanna; Pharrell’s wife Helen; Blake Lively; Rita Ora; Priyanka Chopra

There's always been a lot of talk about who the female star opposite Kevin Costner in a sequel to the romantic classic the Bodyguard would have been. Princess Diana is often touted as just one of the stars being interested in the role. This A list singer, however, is the one that came closest, according to a producer-source that worked on the development. 'She never really acted before and we had her come in and do a screen test,' she recalls. 'It was phenomenal. If only it worked out.' Somehow our star found the strength to go on and is now a certified legend in the singing field, but we have to wonder, like our new producer-friend, what might have been. Rihanna; Beyoncé

MET GALA: This B list celebrity is pretty talented. Books. Host. Co-host. Used to be married to a permanent A+ lister. Now? She needed a $200K ad buy from her married boyfriend to get invited to the Gala. Katie Lee

MET GALA: This one named B list performer dropped the N word when a waiter spilled a drink on our performer. The waiter was going to throw a punch but got held back by another waiter. Diplo

MET GALA: Anna usually reserves her anger and never invite again vow for some young model or first time invitee who does something Anna considers sacrilege. Last night, apparently this A+ list mostly movie actress earned her wrath for not trying hard enough with the theme. Pot calling kettle black. Reese Witherspoon

MET GALA: Seated the whole time, this B- list celebrity/sometime reality judge was dead drunk trying to interview the celebrity attendees. Started a little early this year and didn’t judge his timing correctly. Andre Leon Talley

MET GALA: This A- list reality star with a decent side gig is closeted. Last night she took a huge step out of the closet by kissing this foreign born model/actress whenever possible. When Migos was performing, they really went for it. Kendall Jenner/Cara Delevingne

MET GALA: This foreign born VS model used the darkness of the Met to enjoy bump after bump of coke. She also took up the offer of a wealthy foreign businessman to meet him later at his hotel. I wonder what her girlfriend would think of that. Stella Maxwell (Kristin Stewart)

MET GALA: This A- list mostly television actress would have killed for that high of a listing a year ago. She hasn’t been A list anything in a decade. She is still relatively young because she started so early in life. Anyway, she always gives her B list actress girlfriend crap for dating married guys all the time. It turns out that our A- lister is not above it either. She was texting a very very married guy last night and gushing about how much she enjoyed being with him and couldn’t wait to see him again. Mandy Moore ("This Is Us")/Minka Kelly (Jesse Williams)

MET GALA: People could not stop whispering and pointing at this A- list mogul/wannabe rapper who weighs almost double what he did back in the day. I blame it on his love of booze. I have the same problem. I drink and then I binge eat. Sean (P. Diddy) Combs

MET GALA: This permanent A list mostly movie actor didn’t need to worry about his barely legal offspring last night. She turned down repeated offers of coke and other pills from this also barely legal offspring of another permanent A lister who was out of control. Sistine Rose Stallone (Sylvester Stallone)/Sofia Richie (Lionel Richie)

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#10**
MET GALA: This foreign born host/model/a little bit of everything looked miserable the entire night. She thought the bearding thing would be long over. With the recent success of this pay cable show though, she was asked to stay on a little longer. Alexa Chung/Alexander Skarsgård ("Big Little Lies")

26. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#11**
MET GALA: This celebrity offspring was telling everyone she didn’t want to get drunk or too wasted because she had a doctor’s appointment this morning. The kind of model, but really only a model because of the undeserved fame said she was going because she thinks she might have picked up a STD from one of her customers. Hailey Baldwin

27. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#12**
MET GALA: This B+ lister who has A+ list name recognition freaked out because her hair stylist had the flu. Our actress, who is neither a very good actress or director needed her hair colored because the gray was showing. She finally agreed to let another stylist from the salon work on her hair. Katie Holmes

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#13**
Do not believe the hype. Well, actually, none of you would because you know this height challenged A+ lister is in the closet. So, when you see a wave of stories about a new girlfriend or love, you know to ignore it. I will say this for him. He is an a-hole, but at least he doesn’t force the dating/romance thing on the world. He learned his lesson. Now, if he could only learn a few more. Tom Cruise/Vanessa Kirby

29. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#14**
MET GALA: On her best behavior and sober for three straight days was this celebrity offspring of a permanent A++ lister. Her sobriety was welcomed by a lot of people there and she managed to find people to interact with who were not her normal crowd. Several of that crowd were worshiping at the altar of coke. I think our offspring was sober more for fear of embarrassing herself rather than going cold turkey forever. Time will tell. Paris Jackson

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/02 **#15**
#1 – Every day, I am barraged by two sets of e-mails. One, is a never ending stream of Blake and Ryan tidbits and the other are from the PR team of this closeted foreign born pay cable actor who is probably A- list. Under a variety of names, they all profess our actor is madly in love with his co-star when it just isn’t the case. They need to peddle these things to Just Jared who will print what they say word for word. Maybe if there was not so much pressure from his team, the guy could come out and be with his boyfriend other than on out of the country remote vacations. Sam Heughan/Caitriona Balfe ("Outlander")

#2 – I would much rather this A- list mostly movie actress with a franchise soon to be ending who is a celebrity offspring get back together with her ex-boyfriend who is a bigger ATM than Tyga rather than the guy she has been hooking up with. There is no good that can happen when hooking up with this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor. Contact me and I will put you in touch with his ex-wife and an offspring and they will scream for you to run for the hills. Dakota Johnson ("Fifty Shades Freed") (Don Johnson/Melanie Griffith)/Matthew Hitt/Giovanni Ribisi (ex-wife: Mariah O'Brien) (daughter: Lucia Santina Ribisi - 19)

#3 – This about to try and resuscitate his career with another installment of his franchise A list mostly movie actor needed resuscitating a few weeks ago when he mixed the wrong kind of pills with wine and a touch of coke. Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales")

This A lister has never been a particularly political person. She's always been a committed liberal and voted, but it was never something done with all that much passion or interest. That is until the last five years when our lady has undergone a radical conversion and become increasingly dedicated to liberal causes. 'Usually people become more conservative as they grow older,' says one source, 'but this case is the polar opposite!' 'She donates thousands and thousands every cycle,' says a Democratic official. 'She never used to.' Meryl Streep

It has been only baggy clothing or jackets worn by this A+ list mostly movie actor during the shooting of an installment of his franchise. Better to hide the Spanx he wears. Tom Cruise

Apparently this foreign born A list singer/songwriter who is out shilling for his latest album is not a treat in bed to women who hook up with him. Rare showers, a lack of interest in doing any work at all and poor treatment of the woman after are the general complaints. Ed Sheeran

This foreign born GOT actress was honored at an event. About that same time, her former A list tweener boyfriend turned adult singer was having sex with a waitress that had served the couple a few nights earlier. Sophie Turner (Hillary Clinton Addresses The Women For Women International's Luncheon)/Joe Jonas

This B+ list mostly television actress with the long standing drug problem has been cleaning up her act. Her actor boyfriend is pretty much the same. Anyway, she told a couple of people the couple got secretly married and even her actor dad doesn’t know. Emma Roberts (Eric Roberts)/Evan Peters

MET GALA: "Make sure he wears a condom. Trust me." Former A list mostly movie actress offspring to this A+ list everything in her mind actress/singer. Kate Hudson/Jennifer Lopez (about Alex Rodriguez)

This married A- list mostly television actor flew across the country to spend a few hours alone in a hotel room with his married A- list co-star on a hit network show. Tony Goldwyn/Kerry Washington ("Scandal")

This A list comedian/former television actor was making a comment about what his girlfriend was wearing at a recent outdoor event. He basically said if she could sit down in what she was wearing, then it was too long. George Lopez

When she told her friends she was going to get a breast lift, that is what they expected. Instead, our B+ list actress who has been on hit shows and big misses went up three sizes and is not shy about showing them off. Katherine Heigl

They very well could have an open relationship, but me thinks that when this openly gay OITNB actress is having sex with a female makeup artist after a shoot that the girlfriend of the actress probably is not on board with it. Ruby Rose

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#10**
I feel like this character actor always plays the bad guy or could play the bad guy or looks like the bad guy even if he isn’t. He does have a movie franchise now which is great. He has been working forever. You would all know his face. Apparently he said some things to a reporter interviewing him for the latest installment of the franchise about her breasts which she did not appreciate. He then doubled and tripled down and the studio did some smoothing of feathers. Michael Rooker (Yondu - "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2")

42. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#11**
I feel sorry for this closeted B+ list mostly movie actor who is a recent Academy Award winner/nominee. His boyfriend of a couple of months is cheating on the actor and also talking smack about the actor whenever possible. Lucas Hedges ("Manchester by the Sea")

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#12**
This three named actress everyone loves to dislike says her girlfriend’s bruises are because her girlfriend likes rough sex and has nothing to do with anything other than rough sex. Pretty interesting how most of her girlfriends end up with bruises. Evan Rachel Wood

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/03 **#13**
#1 – Don’t take unregulated diet pills and mix them with edibles and tequila shots and you probably won’t end up in the hospital for whatever this B+ list mostly television actress claims happened to her after a party. Lena Dunham

#2 – This former stripper turned celebrity turned part-time reality star turned celebrity turned full time reality star turned to nothing spent this weekend with a guy willing to pay her $10K for sex. Blac Chyna

#3 – This foreign born A- list mostly television actor played that role that keeps going and going. While his foreign born actress girlfriend was getting ready for an event, our actor went out for a rub and tug. Matt Smith ("Doctor Who")/Lily James (Met Gala)

Guess which B list star had her agent travel to the dark side of the internet, contact the shady hackers and attempt to buy up every naked picture and video of herself? Unfortunately that didn't work out and the material will be leaked, if it hasn't already. Apparently it's... weird. Sienna Miller

Three franchises at once for this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. She is doing press for her only superhero one. She is also back to her not eating anything. She used to do this a couple of years ago and then stopped. It is now worse than ever. She thinks she looks fat and can go days on end with not eating. Zoe Saldana (Neytiri - "Avatar") (Gamora "Guardians of the Galaxy") (Lieutenant Uhura - "Star Trek")

This B+ list mostly television actress has a couple of hit almost television shows on which she stars simultaneously. She is also cheating on her wife. Samira Wiley/Lauren Morelli ("Orange Is the New Black"/Netflix) ("The Handmaid's Tale"/HULU)

This alliteration of a foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is being bumped up in what she does for this couture company at the expense of the former vampire. The vampire’s role had already been reduced by a three name actress offspring. Keira Knightley/Kristen Stewart/Lily Rose Depp

These two A list mostly movie exes had coffee together in a SoHo coffee shop earlier this week. Their marriage didn’t work out and her next one also has not been a winner.
Ryan Reynolds/Scarlett Johansson

Whenever she has a new show you can count on one thing. That thing is an increase in drug and alcohol use for this A list comic/host/part-time actress. Chelsea Handler

This is not a salacious blind item, but it is an interesting look at people. This former model became famous for that former A+ list rapper she was "dating." Later, she married another rapper and has tried her hand at reality tv and some bad acting. She has a unique look and when she goes out to a party says usually one or two guys will hit on her. The other night she changed her look and there was a line of guys wanting to speak to her. And the guys, who did want to talk to her were a 180 from the guys who usually talk to her. Amber Rose (brunette wig) (Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa)

This former late night actor turned so-so movie actor turned A- list actor on a hit network show proved those rumors about him were correct the other night when he spent some time in a limo with a guy he had met in a party. Time spent was about 20 minutes before the guy was given a handful of hundreds and shown the door. Chris Kattan

This A list foreign born model who is probably a permanent A lister lost one boyfriend under unusual circumstances. Now you can make it two. A guy she was seeing died while having sex with her. Yep, just like something out of the movies. He was on top and then died on top of her. Probably would make you want to give up sex for a bit. Petra Nemcova (boyfriend Simon Atlee died in Indian Ocean tsunami)

For years I have been telling you about the husband of this daytime talk show host and his cheating ways. Apparently, all cannot be forgiven or swept under the rug quite so easily this time. The other woman is pregnant and wants to talk about it to the tabloids. Rachael Ray/John M. Cusimano; Wendy Williams/Kevin Hunter

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#10**
The record label of this still fairly new recording artist paid a ton of money to have the A- list singer given a huge award. It also helped that one of the agents of the singer is sleeping with the person who decides who gets the award. Is she a good singer/songwriter? Yeah. Does she deserve the award? No. Meghan Trainor (ASCAP Vanguard award)

56. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#11**
Back in the day, this singer was A+ list for about six months. One hit wonders will do that to you. He is probably more famous for his offspring. Anyway, he lives away from his wife and is sleeping with some barely legal teen while his wife has been seeing someone very very intermittently and very much on the sly. Not sure why the couple don’t re-announce their divorce. Billy Ray Cyrus (Miley Cyrus)/Tish Cyrus

57. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#12**
You get one shot of the wife of this A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who started off as a tween before some not so good years before a return to fame for every "pregnancy." They use a surrogate so the picture is from the third to fifth month where it is really tough to tell if she is pregnant. Then, you never hear another peep. This is the craziest lavender marriage ever. Usually, it is for publicity, but they keep everything so down low, I’m not sure why they even bothered to get married. Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Tasha McCauley

58. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/04 **#13**
Want to know how this B list mostly television actor/performer/celebrity manages to get loved on by this permanent A lister despite all of his sex assaults and rapes? Blackmail. He and his friends have some recordings of the significant other of the permanent A lister and they are doozies. Sex with multiple guys and drug use. Doing lines of coke off naked bodies. So, the next thing you know, the permanent A lister is all smiles and saying what a great guy the B lister is and everyone show love him. Danny Masterson with Ashton Kutcher/Ellen DeGeneres (Portia de Rossi)

Chris Rock did not hold back in a revealing new interview about his divorce from his wife of 18 years. The comedian and Malaak Compton-Rock split in 2014 and finalized their divorce in 2016. He told Rolling Stone he had to start over after the end of his marriage. "Getting divorced, you have to f—king start over," he said. "You get to reset. It’s not a breakdown, but something in your life broke down." One way Rock reset was by embarking on his first world tour in nine years, which he jokingly calls his "alimony tour," in February. "I asked myself, ‘Do I want to be angry for a year?’ It’s not a cool place to be. It’s not healthy," he shared. The 52-year-old also admitted to cheating on his then-wife with three women, one of whom is famous, he said. "I was a piece of s—t," he said, adding he felt he could cheat since he was the famous breadwinner in the family. "That’s bulls—t," he admitted. "That actually goes the other way. My faults are magnified. Your significant other, if they really love you, has a high opinion of you. And you let them down." Rock also said "it’s not fair" for him to speak poorly of his ex-wife in public because "I have a mic, she doesn’t." "God forbid people are bugging her in the supermarket. That’s not cool. I’m going to have to see her at weddings and graduations," the comedian said. However, Rock couldn’t help but throw a dig at his ex while discussing his current girlfriend, actress Megalyn Echikunwoke. "I’m dating a girl now," he told the mag. "She’s got her own dough, it’s amazing." While Rock is happily dating and moving forward with his career, he is still looking for peace. "I wanna find some peace, ’cause people usually find that peace in a horrible time," he revealed. "Why does that have to be? Maybe I can find God without being in shambles. Maybe I can reach a higher plane spiritually without being in a near-death experience." Famous woman: Kerry Washington

This B list couple have fallen into the clutches of what my source can only describe as a 'vegan cult thing' that refuses to value worldly possessions and is controlled by a freakish madman. I guess it's better than Scientology, so that's a plus. Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara

When she had to make a choice between child and co-star who is hated by child at an important event, this long time permanent B+ list mostly movie actress chose her child, who is no longer a child. Goldie Hawn (Amy Schumer "Snatched")/Kate Hudson (Hollywood Walk of Fame)

This foreign born former Downton actress who is achieving bigger fame now than on the show continues to have no idea that her actor significant other is hooking up with as many women as possible. Lily James (Lady Rose MacClare)/Matt Smith (former "Doctor Who")

Despite not doing any press for the latest installment of her franchise which has already been shuttled out of theatres, this A- list mostly movie actress/offspring has kept two bodyguards that are being paid for by the studio. She thinks it makes her look cool. Dakota Johnson ("Fifty Shades Darker")

She won’t tell you this obviously, but this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee’s boyfriend left his wife and kids to be with our actress. Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Falchuk

This A- list mostly movie actress is probably in the permanent A list range even if she did movie to television for awhile. She has been mixing all kinds of pills and booze and pot together lately and has been even more unusual than normal. Susan Sarandon

This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show has been seeking solace from the marriage that should never have been, in the arms of another man. Sofia Vergara/Joe Manganiello

This former flash in the pan one hit wonder A list actress is now a B- list actress but still has that name recognition. Not much acting, but a ton of red carpets for the past couple of decades. She goes through about a nanny every six weeks because of her temper and because she doesn’t always have the money to pay them, so makes them miserable so they quit. Sharon Stone

This A- list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show is probably not going to have the healthiest of relationships if she feels like her significant other of over a year is going to cheat on her every second she is not with him. She was doing a talk show and she was scared to leave him in the green room for 15 minutes. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook ("The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon")

This A- list mostly movie actor who has a franchise that is loooooooooooong running. He is also closeted. This week in NYC though he has been out and about with his long time boyfriend in public. Chris Pine ("Star Trek")

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#10**
This A- list comic actress/television host might be the most liberal person you know of on television, however her husband is doing everything he can to prove just how not liberal he can be. This is not some behind the scenes whisper kind of thing. There were several hundred people around who witnessed the fairly racist things he had to say. Samantha Bee/Jason Jones

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#11**
Jamie Denbo Blind Item – I was just informed that at the age of 43, I am TOO OLD to play the wife of a 57 year old. Pretty sure the guy she is referring to was on an iconic show that ran for a long time back in the day and which 99% of you have seen. Jason Alexander ("Hit the Road")

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#12**
This former television vampire shared a completely different reaction to a life event than is being shared PR wise. The guy was not happy. Ian Somerhalder (wife Nikki Reed pregnant)

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#13**
Back in the day, Hollywood celebrities didn’t want to go overseas to get their adopted children, they wanted American babies. They also didn’t want to wait in line or complete any paperwork. If at all possible they also wanted a third party or even a fourth party in the middle of the whole process. Adoption agencies tended to talk and studios would have to pay off money to keep the adoption agencies quiet about the biological parents of babies that actors and actresses were adopting. What to do. Well, one studio decided to partner with an "adoption agency" in the south. Only thing was that it was not a normal adoption agency. Sure, the babies that came from them were properly documented as being adopted, but it was everything else that was not quite above board. The babies were bought. The agency paid the pregnant woman and then sold the baby to some Hollywood actor/actress for a profit. A significant profit. Sometimes they would buy a baby for $500 and sell the baby for as much as $10,000. Anyway, there was this actor who was probably B list back in Old Hollywood. He also wrote a bunch of songs. A bunch as in several hundred so he was a singer/songwriter too. He specialized in Westerns and even had a lot of other talents that made him money. He volunteered a lot with children but after the third or fourth parent complained about his touching their kids, he decided to find a different way to get kids. He found this agency through a very good friend of his who was an A+ list mostly movie actress. The next thing you know, our actor bought five kids over the years, all of them molested and abused throughout their entire childhood. Our actor died at a relatively young age and it is said one of his kids killed him. Smiley Burnette (A+ list actress: Joan Crawford)

A bunch of angry texts and voice mails to this former A+ list tweener actress turned performance artist adult. She finally had to get a new phone because the volume didn’t slack. She burned a whole lot of bridges this past week and she better hope her new project does well because there is no going back. Miley Cyrus (doesn’t listen to certain types of Hip-Hop anymore)

This A+ list mostly movie actor even threw down the line not to cross with a talk show host no one throws down a line to. She did cross over it a couple of times but in a very timid way. Reason he doesn’t want to talk? No one has come up with a good story that every party can agree to. Bradley Cooper/Ellen DeGeneres

If you ever ask me who has the best plastic surgeon in town, I will always say this former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer. I mean she was A list for a decade way back in the day and then again maybe for a year or three. I saw her the other night and she looks three decades younger than her real age. It is crazy. Her kids look older than her. Demi Moore

Could we just fast forward this former Disney actress turned beard for hire to when she dates that closeted former football player turned other athlete. Just move her right up the ladder to him. Instead, she keeps taking this intermediary stops with other athletes or celebrities like the athlete now. Bella Thorne (currently dating Jordan Clarkson)/Tim Tebow

This red headed actress who thinks she is better than she is was incredibly rude to fans who had waited hours to see her and other celebrities. She was the only one who blew off the fans. Debra Messing (2017 GLAAD Media Awards)

Plenty of guys wanted to hook up with this C- list celebrity for free. The still technically married to a former A lister could not find anyone who wanted to pay her though. Not for a lack of trying. Larsa Pippen (Scotty Pippen)

This permanent A list mostly movie actor who chain smokes and loves hookers and may have a price on his head brought a stripper to a charity event he hosts. He said it is easier to date strippers and hookers. Sean Penn (The Sean Penn & Friends Haiti Takes Root Benefit Dinner & Auction Supporting J/P Haitian Relief Organization)

This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort had to sell some jewelry to make a recent payment. It was that or end up beaten again. Lindsay Lohan

Guess which funny girl has lost a bunch of weight due to picking up a blow habit? It isn't enough to be a huge problem, but it is enough to cause weight loss and kill the appetite. Better than the Atkins, I guess! Lena Dunham

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This actor and actress from Riverdale are dating. Only the actor ran into someone he has also been hooking up with other than the actress. The actor bolted for a good 20 minutes when he saw the other woman. When he finally found his co-star again he said the other woman was a stalker. Uh huh. Madelaine Petsch/Travis Mills (not on "Riverdale")

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former Nickelodeon actress had a lead role in a few seasons long show and is now in a long running movie franchise while working on a lot of other big projects too. She is not old enough to drive yet but wasn’t telling that to the guys in their 30’s and 40’s who were hitting on her last night. She made a date or two for later this week. Isabela Moner (15 years old) ("100 Things to Do Before High School") ("Transformers: The Last Knight")

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This "Awkward." actress was threatened with violence from a female reality star from the network who wrongly thought the actress was hitting on a potential customer of the reality star. Pretty sure if it was somewhere else, the reality star would have thrown a punch. Molly Tarlov/Farrah Abraham

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This You Tube star does her videos with her husband but she is the better known of the pair. Very young. She was ticked last night and almost crying after the fourth or fifth person came up to her asking if she was pregnant. Not pregnant, just a big meal. Jess Conte (Gabriel)

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actor was convinced that coming out of the closet would kill his career. The actor, who has had trouble landing a role equal to the long running hit cable show on which he has starred for so long doesn’t need to worry about coming out. Producers know he is gay even if he thinks he is hiding it. What they don’t like is his meth use which is why he isn’t getting offers. Tyler Posey ("Teen Wolf")

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: She is supposed to carry a superhero movie that is going to be facing a huge uphill battle as it is. One thing that has to get better for this foreign born mostly movie actress who is the lead is her interview skills. More than one reporter was shocked how bad she is at even the lame and tame red carpet banter of an award show. Gal Gadot ("Wonder Woman")

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress now that her long running cable hit show has ended was telling people she no longer hits the casting couch. She said she did it for six months after the show stopped filming but she didn’t get any jobs. The only job she booked she had booked by not doing the casting couch. Shay Mitchell ("Pretty Little Liars")

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former specialized half naked celebrity turned reality host is the significant other of a former AZ list athlete who has had a ton of drama in his love life. Anyway, the celebrity was covered in body makeup but you could still see bruises in some very strange places. Considering his past, everyone was whispering abuse. Tito Ortiz/Amber Nichole Miller

MTV MOVIE AWARDS: If you can pronounce her last name, you are a better person than me. I can’t do it, but also don’t really care. She is some celebrity who is famous for knowing this A list reality star and then sleeping with her friends. Last night she was wasted and even told some producer who was hitting on her that he could f**k her in the ass for an extra $500. Classy. Anastasia Karanikolaou (Kylie Jenner)

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#10**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former member of a singing group is foreign born. I think everyone was amazed she was able to perform last night given the amount of coke everyone had seen her use throughout the night. It was an impressive amount and makes me wonder how she is able to afford to build up such a tolerance to it considering her income could not be that high right now. Camila Cabello ("Fifth Harmony")

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#11**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former Teen Wolf actress got the most double takes. Too young for all that plastic surgery. Botox has also made her face go in strange directions. Holland Roden

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#12**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former almost network vampire is hooking up with this married former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A list mostly television actor. He wasn’t there, but she was definitely talking about it. Kat Graham ("Vampire Diaries")/Brad Pitt

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#13**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress is on a hit almost television show which is extremely personal to her. She was probably the most messed up person at the show. Barely seemed conscious at some points.

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#14**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: A year ago this B- list mostly television actress was in the biggest almost television show airing. It seemed, that although her part was not the largest, that everyone knew her. Basically her only role to that point. Now? She had to remind people who she was or what show she was on unless she was standing with the whole cast. Shannon Purser (Barb on "Stranger Things")

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#15**
A little after Christmas, the second in charge of a smaller size production company was admitted to the hospital for a night after being rushed to an emergency room. His symptoms? He was violently throwing up and unable to stop. He said he had been cramping and sweating and felt like he was going to die. For 24 hours he was given fluids and watched and was released. Two days later, the head of the same company was treated at the same emergency room for almost the same symptoms. His were worse and it required almost two full days in the hospital before he was released. Sounds like the flu or some other kind of bug and it probably would have gone unnoticed except for one tiny issue. Those two men were not alone. Over the past few months there have been a handful of other producers and directors who have suffered the same symptoms to varying degrees. Most required hospitalization. Because the first two knew each other, they quickly figured out what sent them to the hospital. A month later they heard a story which turned out to be true about another guy with the same symptoms and asked him if he had met with anyone recently. They gave the name. The name kind of spread around a bit and others came forward. One of those people gave me the name and I went asking her. Are we good friends? No. Are we friends? No. Can we get along? Of course. It took many days of me asking her about it before she would talk. When she finally did, she talked a lot. Apparently a few years ago she had a roommate. That roommate bailed on Hollywood and the two have not really kept in touch. Then, a little before Christmas the old roommate was in town and the pair got together for dinner. It turns out the roommate left town because she was raped by the two guys from that production studio. They would probably categorize it as consensual casting couch type sex, but it was rape. Our actress, when she found out, was livid. She knew the two guys and they had tried to force her to have sex a few years earlier. Two of them in an office and just her. She decided to make them pay. She got some kind of medicine for dogs and at a holiday party for an agency where they were all in attendance she got the first guy with the drops. Two nights later at another holiday party, she got the head of the production company. Apparently she didn’t ever hear they went to the hospital. She knew about another guy because he called her asking if she had become sick after they shared a meal together. No one else called her or told her anything. Until about the end of March when she ran out of the drops, she had been getting her revenge on guys that abused her or casting couched her or tried to rape her or assault her. Our actress, who is B list on a very generous day was probably B+ list when her now expired franchise was still running. She said if she had more of the stuff that she has a dozen other names of guys she has personally grudges with and that if she asked around there would probably be hundreds, if not thousands that her friends know. You would think that with a group of these guys knowing what they know about her she would be blackballed or not getting any work. It is the opposite. First, they don’t want anyone to know what they did which would come up if they said what she did to them. Second, they are scared of her, and they think if she gets some roles that maybe she will stop what she has been doing. She said other than the guys she did it to, no one else knows. She told none of her friends. She didn’t tell her long time boyfriend. Until I came a long she was convinced that the only guy who got sick was the guy who had called her the day after a dinner. Ashley Greene ("Twilight")

I'm hearing from a LA source that this teen starlet has cleaned up her act and sorted herself out. Don't count on her wearing a bra in the near future, but she's not doing drugs or drinking nearly as much. 'She's better,' says the source. 'I was a shook up when I found out. She's done good.' Bella Thorne; Ariel Winter

Apparently he has fans. This former B+ list mostly television actor probably rose to A- list when he got his own rarely talked about on this site network show. This week a sales person told him she was a huge fan. Our actor told her to prove it by going into a changing room with him. Jeremy Piven ("Wisdom of the Crowd")

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#2**
This B+ list mostly television actor was A- list before he bailed on his long running network hit. His wife reads the tabloids and gossip sites and knows what is going on with his former co-star. The actor doesn’t get a moment alone now. Christopher Meloni/Mariska Hargitay ("Law & Order: Special Victims Unit")

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#3**
I guess you are never too old to cheat. This permanent A/A+ list mostly movie actor has been cheating on his long long time significant other who is an actress but not the A-/A lister she used to be. Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#4**
This still just a one hit wonder was doing coke at a totally inappropriate time during an event this past week. He is such a tool. Robin Thicke ("Dear Mama" event with his mother)

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#5**
This Academy Award winning actress seems to prefer doing anything but acting. Her always in the shadows boyfriend has been hooking up with a mid 20’s woman at the company where he works. Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Falchuk; Sandra Bullock/Bryan Randall

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#6**
This A+ list everything in her mind wants tabloid covers to be nothing but her new relationship. She is loving the extra attention. She also wants her old gig back to keep her on television almost the entire year. Jennifer Lopez/Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez ("American Idol")

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#7**
This closeted A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a long running ensemble network hit show has been seeing a different male escort every night. Shemar Moore ("Criminal Minds")

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#8**
The studio must be more worried than I thought. This A+ list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee has a bodyguard who is a known sober coach too by her side day and night while filming her new movie out of the country. Jennifer Lawrence ("Red Sparrow" in London)

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#9**
This offspring of carpet crawling cokehead barely celebrities has a collection of Nazi memorabilia. Seems about right. Conrad Hilton

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#10**
Don’t believe the hype. Yes, she hates spending her own money again after a long break of not doing so, but this wine loving permanent A/A+ list singer doesn’t want the foreign born ex back. Mariah Carey/James Packer

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#11**
This former A+ list rapper certainly has learned from his reality star wife the best way to fleece fans when they think they are giving to charity but are really just lining celebrity pockets. Probably money he is hiding from that permanent A+ list rapper he owes millions to. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian/Jay Z

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#12**
This comic spends all his days hosting and all his nights doing comedy. His wife hates the weather and shopping where they currently live most of the time so he is moving. I think he is moving because the cheating is getting harder and he needs to escape some of the women in his life. Steve Harvey (moving from Chicago to Los Angeles)

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#13**
#1 – His movie career didn’t take off like he thought it would when he quit that hit network show turned almost television show. He burned a lot of bridges and is trying his hardest to repair them but is having no luck getting himself back on the show. Chris Messina (Danny Castellano "The Mindy Project")

#2 – This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show saw three offers pulled today and her career is not likely to recover after being called out for being racist. Sophia Turner (Sansa Stark "Game of Thrones")

#3 – And just like I told you would happen, this foreign born former boy bander has lined himself up a beard for the next couple of months of promotion. The celebrity selected was not his first choice. Harry Styles ("One Direction")/Tess Ward (U.K. chef and food blogger)

112. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/10
Most of us ladies don't have 'handyman work' in our repertoire or our basic instincts, but this glam actress, who you would think would be like the many, apparently is quite skilled with a spanner. 'She lost a diamond earring down her bathroom drain once and undid the pipes etc. to retrieve it,' says the source. 'The reason I know this story is because she was an hour late to the party and she told everyone who would listen about her reason why.' Sharon Stone (Associates For Breast And Prostate Cancer Studies' Annual Mother's Day Luncheon)

113. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/11
A source of mine went to a party recently to celebrate a movie release and she was pleasantly surprised to see an A lister amongst the attendants. She swears that somebody informed him about a Daily Mail article about his A list ex-wife and he was overheard laughing, then expressing relief over their divorce and wishing her next 'victim' luck. 'I was shocked,' says the source. 'It was a mean move.' Hardly the biggest crime in the world, but not exactly becoming of a gentleman. Guy Ritchie/Madonna

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#1**
With no money coming in and no guarantee her new single will do well, this foreign born one hit wonder is not even being shy about hooking up with guys for money. She prefers a weekly or monthly deal but isn’t picky. Iggy Azalea

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#2**
This B+ list mostly television actress who all of you know went from network to cable on the same show. She is telling people that she is a sex addict which has definitely been causing some whispers the past few months as she is seen with men, not her significant other. Hayden Panettiere ("Nashville")/Wladimir Klitschko

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#3**
It wasn’t that long ago that this tattooed reality star who has a pretty lucrative side gig other than her main tattoo job hooked up with this foreign born married actor who sucked at acting and sucked at reality but keeps getting shows with his equally awful at acting actress wife. Kat Von D ("Kat Von D Beauty" makeup)/Dean McDermott (Tori Spelling)

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#4**
This still troubled former NFL flash in the pan who almost everyone knows at least by nickname is making some money pimping out friends. He has also been known to trade them for some coke. Johnny Manziel

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#5**
I kid about it a lot in this space, but apparently this very very brief former A+ list mostly movie actress who now does really no acting makes close to six figures a month attending charity events full time. Sharon Stone

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#6**
This HBO actor from a pretty hit show not named GOT is probably B list. B+ list if you watch the show. He says he was recently date raped by a guy he picked up at a bar.

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#7**
I love how this barely a model who is a celebrity offspring of a barely relevant former B list actor pretends she is all hip hop and street. If a guy of any color other than lily white tried to touch her she would freak out because she is that racist. It is why she can’t make any money yachting. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen Baldwin)

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#8**
There was talk earlier this year of killing off this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress from this meh ABC show. No one really likes her. But, since the show was doing poorly anyway they figured what was the point of going through all the headlines if the show was going to be canceled anyway. It is still on the bubble. Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#9**
Blink and you would have missed him. I don’t think our favorite foreign born closeted former boy bander who is trying to sell the beard thing really wanted his athlete boyfriend popping up on tv, but there he was. The former boy bander prefers to keep him in the background away from prying eyes. Harry Styles (Tess Ward)/Xander Ritz (in front of guy in green hoodie)

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#10**
I love how this closeted A+ list soccer player is supposedly spending time with his girlfriend when in fact, he and his long long term boyfriend were hiring a bunch of 20 something guys each night. Cristiano Ronaldo (Badr Hari)/Georgina Rodriguez

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#11**
That foreign born one hit wonder Roman numeral singer kept getting up during a recent radio interview and would turn her back to everyone and then do a bump of coke and sit back down. Charli XCX

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#12**
This multi directional rapper made a quick $5K acting as the go between for this former A list singer in a manufactured group turned reality judge and a wealthy man. French Montana/Nicole Scherzinger

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#13**
#1 – This B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit long running cable show has been a no show for filming for the upcoming season. There had been some bad blood at the end of last season between her and some others but everyone thought it was all good at this point. Meghan Markle ("Suits")

#2 – Kindness – This foreign born A list rapper gets a lot of flack for all the bad things she does. Sometimes though she does a whole lot of good. Like paying for the entire college tuition of one of her fans. Nicki Minaj

#3 – This closeted A list mostly movie actor with a franchise sure was getting cozy with a late night actor who has a female significant other, but apparently is open to just about anything. Chris Pine ("Saturday Night Live")/Beck Bennett (Jessy Hodges) or Pete Davidson (Cazzie David)

127. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/12
You know how annoying it gets when Hollywood actively tries to push a new star into mega stardom? Ahem. Britt Robertson. Ahem. Emile Hirsch. Ahem. Lily Collins. Ahem. Sorry. Bad cough. Well, expect this B list actress to split opinion and be everywhere in the near future because multiple sources inform me that several offers are on the table for high profile work, as well as a few big movies already in motion. 'Execs love her,' says one source. 'She'll be the next Julia Ormond.' Anya Taylor-Joy ("Split") ("X-Men: The New Mutants") ("Glass")

128. POPBITCH 05/12
Which Hunger Games actor has been told by their agent that they are losing a host of new roles because word has gone round their drinking is out of control?
Josh Hutcherson

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#1**
Our favorite celebrity offspring who had been doing well sobriety wise took a big step backwards when she allowed a pseudo relative introduce her to heroin. He should be ashamed. Paris Jackson/Macaulay Culkin (godfather)

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#2**
This looking for a regular gig after his pay cable show ended has always cheated on his A list mostly movie actress wife. A problem has arisen because one of the women says she is pregnant with his child. At this point, no one has even confirmed she is pregnant but it is what she is telling him. Justin Theroux ("TheLeftovers")/Jennifer Aniston

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a hit NBC show with all the spinoffs was probably not thinking of his girlfriend when he was sitting in an out of the country red light district kind of bar picking a woman to take home for the night.
Taylor Kinney (Alanna DiGiovanni)

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has gone up and down multiple times since a very very early age is becoming paranoid. I don’t know if it is meds or what, but she freaks out if you get too close to her. Fans have discovered this first hand as of late. Drew Barrymore

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#5**
It used to be this foreign born permanent A list celebrity couple would spend no more than 2 or 3 days apart. Now? They are barely keeping their marriage together by a thread and see each other 2 or 3 times a month. David and Victoria Beckham

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#6**
This former tweener actress turned B+ list adult singer definitely has name recognition but she is getting screwed over in her new clothing deal. She was so eager to take it that she doesn’t know how bad it is for her. She thinks it is all about clothes, but it is all about the monthly charges and she needs thousands of people signing up to make any money. Demi Lovato (Kate Hudson Fabletics line)

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress from multiple shows back in the day and then not that far back in the day has had substance abuse issues. We all know this. Apparently when she was drug shopping she allowed herself to be filmed having sex for meds. Heather Locklear; Kirstie Alley

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#8**
The last time this multiple Grammy winner/nominee had a hit record was almost five years ago. Even that was not huge. A hit, but not huge. You would never know it by the way she acts on this network reality show. It is as if Mariah had returned to American Idol. The demands are never ending and she is not very nice when they are not immediately met. She believes her demands should come first before anyone else. No one will miss her after the season. Alicia Keys ("The Voice")

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#9**
This former A- list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit cable show turned mostly movie actor in probable box office bomb provided the product to his girlfriend that got her arrested for selling. Charlie Hunnam ("Sons of Anarchy") ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")/Morgana McNelis

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#10**
A lot of tension, but there was nothing said and no extra demands made when this singing sibling to an A+ lister crossed paths with her supposed arch enemy/fashion designer. Solange Knowles (Beyoncé)/Rachel Roy ("Becky With the Good Hair") (Christian Dior Cruise 2018 Runway Show)

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#11**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor from back in the day went through a long dry spell before making a brief Academy Award winning/nominated performance. He was always in the closet when he was beating up girlfriends but he doesn’t seem to be violent at all with his secret boyfriend. Mickey Rourke

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress just couldn’t handle being around her married ex/co-star so bailed on everything. Jennifer Morrison/Colin O'Donoghue ("Once Upon A Time")

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#13**
A few years ago, a male escort was given a number to call. It was a local area code to that particular Florida city, but when the escort Googled the phone number it wasn’t associated with any person they could find. The male on the other end wanted the escort to come to a very exclusive resort in Boca Raton. It was not the first time a man had called from the resort looking for this particular escort. He was and is very very expensive. Very exclusive. When the escort arrived at the suite, he didn’t recognize the man (A list politician) or the name (fake) that was given either. Just another anonymous older white male with a wedding ring who wanted some same sex fun while out of town. This man didn’t want to touch or be touched by the escort. When the escort tried to give the man a hug when he walked in the door, he was pushed away. The client sat down on a sofa and directed the escort to a bed. Basically, the client wanted the escort to pleasure himself and the client just watched. At some point, the client did begin pleasuring himself too. Apparently the client finished fairly quickly and as soon as he did he told the escort to stop and to let himself out while the client went to the bathroom. The escort had no idea who the older man was until about nine months ago. Now he does. The whole world does. Mike Pence (Republican Governors Association annual conference in Boca Raton, Fla.)

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#1**
Who knew they hated each other so much. This foreign former boy bander not named Harry or Zayn ran into this former A+ list tweener actress who has a new record out. They were both doing interviews at Sirius. They had a few words back and forth. Some really nasty language from him towards her. Liam Payne/Miley Cyrus

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actress who created an iconic pay cable role was complaining this week about filming during the day outside. She thinks it makes her look 100 years old. Sarah Jessica Parker ("Sex and the City") (filming "Divorce")

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#3**
It was a no go for this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress on this ABC show when she tried to hit on this former A+ list tweener actor turned B+ list adult movie actor. She was hitting on him like crazy for a couple of hours at a television taping and he was having none of it. Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")/Zac Efron (Univision's "Despierta America")

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#4**
This married permanent A list mostly movie actor was filming this week in LA and waiting for him in his trailer each time he got back to it was a woman about a 1/3 his age who was half naked when he got there and naked when he left. Denzel Washington ("Inner City")

146. MR. X 05/14
She isn’t just hiding her newly enlarged breasts, this still A+ list singer has been working behind the scenes to sabotage the new release of her arch enemy. A team of people is trashing the enemy in YouTube comments and fake radio listener calls. Taylor Swift/Katy Perry

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#1**
Apparently this former nanny turned fifteen minuter when an affair was exposed is still seeing the A+ lister from that public bust. He is even paying her rent and for all those high price fitness classes she is taking every day. Ben Affleck/Christine Ouzounian

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#2**
This permanent A- list mostly movie actress has been doing press for the first time in years because of a movie. Apparently she still knows how to play the game because she covered for the closeted tweener her daughter was trying to beard for. Goldie Hawn/Kate Hudson/Nick Jonas

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#3**
This national tabloid conglomerate has been trying for the past few months to set up this permanent A+ list rapper with a woman so they can get pictures of them together and destroy his marriage. It seems to be their goal to do everything they can to ruin the marriage. Jay Z

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#1**
I always marvel at how you can be a movie superhero and your girlfriend can be a one named former Disney star and you can keep the whole thing secret for almost the last year. It just shows you that if you don’t want attention, you can avoid it. Tom Holland ("Spider-Man: Homecoming")/Zendaya

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#2**
Proving he can still be a tool, this former A+ list singer/songwriter was performing out of the country this past weekend. He saw three or four women backstage and asked them who was the best at blowj**s and that was the person he was going to hook up with that night. John Mayer ("O2" in London)

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#3**
This famous a decade ago foreign born celebrity/reality star/sex tape starrer/attach her name to any product for sale is pregnant yet again. Not her husband’s baby though. Considering her recent drinking, this might not turn out well. Katie Price/Kieran Hayler

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was at a fashion show last week and was not loved and admired by all. In fact, the staff hated her. There were some huge divas there, but the actress was the only one who complained about her seat, the bottled water selection and wanted a seat left empty beside her when she found out the person scheduled to sit next to her was not famous. Charlize Theron (Dior show in L.A.)

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#5**
You know someone is about to come out when they are asked a question about their sexuality and they say they don’t like labels. Considering how much his label and a movie studio wanted him to have a beard, this is a big step for the foreign born former boy bander. Harry Styles

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#6**
Perhaps our favorite OITNB drug addict should refrain from getting wasted out of her mind before posting a rant directed towards her mom for Mother’s Day. You know the producers told you to stay sober or lose your job. Perhaps this is why she tried to delete the post before anyone saw it. Whoops. Too late. Be back tomorrow for another story. She is a walking blind item. Taryn Manning

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#7**
I guess maybe this A list talk show/game show/radio show host should be nicer to the people he employs so they don’t start spilling gallons upon gallons of tea about his wife. You know, like the whole had kids with her drug dealing cousins. Steve Harvey

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#8**
If you are this foreign born A list rapper it is way better for your image to have your PR people leak all these stories about strippers and getting random women pregnant across the pond than to have anyone think you are hooking up with that closeted A list athlete who seems to go everywhere you do. Drake/Odell Beckham Jr.

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#9**
Right now these two religious leaders are seeing $ signs flashing in their eyes because of the new infusion of suckers. The problem is this friendship won’t last and will probably bring down both religions. David Miscavige Church of Scientology/Louis Farrakhan Nation of Islam

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#10**
I think that after a couple of years of looking that this foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has finally found a beard who is perfect for him. Yes, it is odd that she is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys like she has been over the past year. Lewis Hamilton/Sofia Richie

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#11**
In a ploy for ratings, the producers of this network show are going to bankroll this Housewife. Bethenny Frankel (Bravo/"Real Housewives of New York City")/"Shark Tank"

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a cable show that had a first home spent time with her new boyfriend yesterday rather than with her child(ren) and significant other. Hayden Panettiere ("Dallas")/Wladimir Klitschko

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#13**
I hadn’t thought about this one in awhile when I saw one of the subjects in the news today and it brought it all back. This happened not even a decade ago, but not many people probably remember it. It involves a permanent A list mostly movie actor and a celebrity who at the time was not that high on the celebrity list and known more for who she had been married to. Things are hot and heavy between our couple and they decide they should take things to the next level. There was just one problem. OK, more than one problem. Our actor had been telling the celebrity repeatedly for a long time that his most recent ex was lying about something big. It turns out it was our actor who was lying. Our actor also told the celebrity he was into some kinky sex. She was too, BUT, he failed to mention that he also liked to involve a third person and who that person was. Finally, he was upset that the celebrity would not be willing to drop something despite her telling him that she needed to keep it in order to keep getting paid as part of her previous divorce agreement. ALL of these things came out in one night. All of it. It was the fight of fights. The argument of arguments and they were done the next day. To keep her silence, our actor wrote her a $1M check right there and then.
A list actor: Eddie Murphy
Celebrity: Tracey E. Edmonds (Kenneth 'Babyface' Edmonds and couldn’t drop "Edmonds" from her name)
Most recent ex: Mel B. ("Scary Spice")

163. MR. X 05/16
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This regular guy married this permanent A+ lister for her money. When he found out she didn’t have any, he took out a life insurance policy in her name and then killed her. In her condition and with her history of abuse he easily got away with it. Judy Garland/Mickey Deans (3 months after their marriage she died of "an incautious self-overdosage" of barbiturates)

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actress is lucky to have a fallback gig after she has blown through one bad series after another. The thing is though she thinks she is A+ list and, despite the full smiles at press events, the two supporting players in the reboot hate her guts. She makes them feel like she tossed them a bone by having them back when it wasn’t even up to her. Debra Messing ("Will & Grace")
(Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes)

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#2**
This former celebrity turned reality star, turned celebrity, turned reality star who is an offspring and has a new network show coming soon night have it canceled before it airs. She called in every favor in the world to get it this far, but the show is awful.

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show which is in a family of shows supposedly has a girlfriend. The one he cheated on his AZ list girlfriend with. Considering how hard he was hitting on this Academy Award winning actress recently who has her own significant other I don’t think either was really interested in their respective others.

Actor: Taylor Kinney (Alanna DiGiovanni)
Show: "Chicago Fire"
Girlfriend he cheated on: Lady Gaga
Academy Award actress: Jennifer Hudson (David Otunga)
Event: Entertainment Weekly And PEOPLE Upfronts Party At Second Floor In NYC Presented By Netflix And Terra Chips

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#4**
The A- list (for now) star of this massive box office bomb took out his stress with some strippers and hookers at a party out of the country. His long long time girlfriend might want to ask him about it when he gets back. Charlie Hunman ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")/Morgana McNelis

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress who has been playing the same role since she was a kid desperately needs rehab but is trying to finish out the season she is filming so she can keep it a secret. Plus, she likes the way the PR machine has recently swung towards her. Jodie Sweetin ("Fuller House")

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#6**
This born north of the border A- list mostly television actor you all love is still hooking up with his co-star and she still isn’t letting him tell anyone which is really all kinds of awkward. Joshua Jackson/Ruth Wilson ("The Affair")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#7**
There are some who say this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who stars in her own network show (not on ABC) slept with the head of the network to make sure her show stayed on the air for another season. There are others who say she is still sleeping with the head of the network. Jaime Alexander ("Blind Spot")

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#8**
These still newlyweds who also co-star on a network show are having some big bumps in their marriage. More like rocks rather than bumps. More like boulders than rocks. It is not fun to be around them at all. Trai Byers/Grace Gealey ("Empire")

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#9**
Even with all of his ink, you could still see the fresh track marks in the arm of this A+ list mostly movie actor who is opening for a career revival this month. Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales")

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#10**
This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to. Bristol Palin

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#11**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner didn’t have access to his usual drug of choice while out of the country so was mixing all kinds of pills and booze. The good news? He passed out early each night in town which probably saved the women in town hours of effort in keeping him off them. Casey Affleck (Karlovy Vary International Film Festival in Czech Republic)

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#12**
#1 – Our walking blind item OITNB actress is back again today. Would you rather hear about her abusing yet another woman or trying to blackmail a wealthy former girlfriend. Taryn Manning

#2 – With all the reboots happening, these two extremely close former tween co-stars from a long running show want in on the action. One person who won’t be invited to join the reboot is a former co-star turned singer who would turn every press event into questions about the rapes he committed when he was younger.
Show: "Sister, Sister"
Co-stars: Tia Mowry-Hardrict/Tamera Mowry-Housley
Co-star singer:
Marques Houston

#3 – This married oft troubled talk show host is hooking up with a cast member from that late night network show. Jimmy Fallon/Cecily Strong or Vanessa Bayer ("Saturday Night Live")

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#1**
This former A+ list child star who still has A+ list name recognition despite acting only a handful of times since he was a child has been trying to convince a woman in his life to join him in shooting up heroin rather than just snorting it. He hates using with needles by himself. Macaulay Culkin (probably Paris Jackson)

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#2**
This former one year wonder doesn’t have a steady source of income now that she is not bearding or yachting any longer. So, she made it clear to her A- list boyfriend that he either needs to start paying her a monthly stipend or marry her. Olivia Culpo ("Miss USA 2012")/Danny Amendola (New England Patriots of the National Football League)

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#3**
Apparently his "craft," or "performance art," requires this A- list mostly movie actor to cheat on his significant other as frequently as possible. Of course she is not allowed to cheat on him or even talk to other guys or he goes ballistic. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#4**
KINDNESS: This A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably a permanent A lister picked up the hotel bill for a couple celebrating their anniversary. He also paid for them to upgrade to a suite. He met them in the lobby when he was checking in and the next thing you know he was paying for their stay. Brad Pitt

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#5**
Don’t be surprised if the former tween actress turned adult actress on a hot almost television show has multiple sex tapes released to the internet sometime in late May or early June. With no chance to make money from them, the person in possession just wants revenge. Jodie Sweetin ("Fuller House")/Justin Hodak - ex-fiancé

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#6**
This B+ list network reality star who wishes she was an actress or singer has been popping Adderall like candy the past month or two because she thinks she is too fat. She is pretty much skin and bones at this point. Scheana Marie ("Vanderpump Rules")

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#7**
They are both single so nothing salacious in these two hooking up, but it is going to end in disaster. This B+ list mostly television actress is recently television unemployed after walking away from a hit. She is hooking up with this never can get 100% sober mostly television actor who has A+ list name recognition. They are working together right now and she thinks she can fix him. Doubtful. Also, the nights when she is not at his place he has other women over who also think they can fix him. Jennifer Morrison ("Once Upon A Time")/Matthew Perry (play "The End of Longing")

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#8**
This foreign born multi hyphenate celebrity supposedly has a singing boyfriend but you can never be sure with her. What is sure is the doctor she has been hooking up with who also appears to be her pill supplier. Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini/Liam Payne

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#9**
Huh. It is amazing how those "recording sessions" lasted the same amount of time as a rehab stay. Why does no one ask the former A+ list rapper about it. Apparently they adjusted his meds too. Kanye West

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#10**
Shocker. "I’ve never heard of him either, but just had a word with a friend who studied at the same drama school as him and she said he was really quiet. Nice, but kept to himself. Funnily enough she said she always thought he was gay. She said he was always more close to guys than girls. She never knew who he was dating, but was always with guys on nights out." That whole A+ list singer dating thing. Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#11**
"I had to f**k him all night to get him to buy this dress." This celebrity offspring who thinks she is a model much the same way her dad thinks he is an actor to a friend on a red carpet. Hailey Baldwin (The 70th Annual Cannes Film Festival)/Cameron Dallas

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#12**
This A+ list everything in her mind actress wanted to shoot her scenes again yesterday after she saw what she looked like on camera. She argued for a good 20 minutes before giving up. Jennifer Lopez ("Shades of Blue")

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#13**
I had an interesting conversation with a guy earlier this month who had just been involved in a blackmail scheme. Apparently there were some recordings of an actor having sex with another guy and the actor decided it would kill his career if the recordings were made public and he didn’t want to go to the police, so they wrote a check. It wasn’t a huge check. It was only $25K. That made the decision much easier to make. The person doing the blackmailing has been doing it pretty steadily for the past six months and has shown she will go through with her threats if her demands are not met. She thinks of it as a game. Yes, she makes six figures a month with her schemes, but she doesn’t take it seriously. The people she is screwing over though do take it seriously. The woman doing this is an actress who you know if you read the online tabloids and sites. She has a lot of help from a person very very close to her who are also willing to participate. At this point, the actress is addicted to the game. The problem is she is moving into a new arena now. She got introduced to some people who are not actors or singers. These guys are business people. She thinks she will be able to play the same kinds of games she has been playing. She would be wrong. The guy I was talking to knows a couple of the men who are on the hook of the actress and if she sets the hook, he knows they won’t hesitate to retaliate and that retaliation will include violence. The guy I was talking to says that even death is a possibility if she is trying to snare guys in the circle as the other two. They don’t f**k around were his exact words. If you cross them, you will be sorry. Bella Thorne (close friend Bella Pendergast or Gregg Sulkin) (Dating Pool)

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#1**
Apparently this southern Teen Mom 2 star had a couple day break from her creepy boyfriend and in that couple of days hooked up with two different guys. One of them she still talks to almost every day.
Jenelle Evans

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#2**
Things appear to be over for this former A+ list singer turned reality judge turned singer turned reality judge turned part-time actress and her long time significant other. The singer/actress has been hooking up with a guy on set and partying every night with him too. Christina Aguilera (Matthew Rutler)

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#3**
Want to date this teen bride turned reality star turned porn star turned celebrity? Well, if you have $20K a month she will be all yours. Honestly, you could probably have about half that and she would sign on. She is tired of the one night a time thing. Courtney Stodden

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#4**
Put this one in the creepy dad file. This celebrity dad has been pimping out his model daughter to his married friends. He says it is because he wants his daughter to find a loving relationship. Uh huh. Bella and Mohamed Hadid (The 70th Annual Cannes Film Festival)

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#5**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit, very long running network sitcom which seems like it will never end is on the rocks with her boyfriend. Our actress picks the worst guys to date and then spends all her time trying to convince herself she made the right decision. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#6**
This B list anything she can get actress doesn’t do anything really well except get her name in tabloids. Devoid of much acting talent, she is still seemingly everywhere. Anyway, she is throwing out the word pregnancy even though that is never going to happen. She does it every two years almost like clockwork. Eva Longoria

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#7**
This A+ list singer has been living apart from her B+ list husband who is an entirely different realm of entertainment. P!nk/Carey Hart; Carrie Underwood/Mike Fisher

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#8**
Why yes, that was this A+ list talk show host coming out alone of what was supposed to be couples counseling. Her significant other has been absent from the last few sessions. Ellen DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#9**
This A list country singer is performing in an unusual place this weekend. As part of his deal, he wanted to make sure that booze and women would be provided with no consequences. Toby Keith (alcohol, woman free concert in Saudi Arabia during Trump visit)

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#10**
Yo. Worst actress in the world. Those drugs aren’t helping your current performance. Come to think of it though, it really couldn’t get much worse so have at it. Cara Delevigne ("Life in a Year")

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#11**
Another week, another story about how rich this power couple is supposed to be. Huh. Wonder how come they couldn’t get the house they were bidding on then. Beyoncé/Jay Z

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#12**
Drug use and a ton of cheating and boozing. It would make a great telenovela. The thing is though, all of it is destroying the marriage between this celebrity offspring turned actor and a lesser known celebrity sibling. Evan Ross (Diana Ross)/Ashlee Simpson (Jessica Simpson)

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#13**
These all involve a former tween actress turned adult singer. Demi Lovato
#1 – Told a woman that it would just be them in bed. Tied her to the bed and then brought in the guy she is dating and told the tied woman it was the price she had to pay. She also reminded the woman she signed a NDA.
#2 – Tells about half her fans to f**k off when they ask for an autograph. Another third get yelled at, while the rest are ignored.
#3 – Tells herself and others that all the pills she takes are necessary and medically appropriate. They are just ways for her to get high but feel like she can be preachy and make it look like she is sober.

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#1**
This A+ list singer hooked up with this celebrity offspring but she made the woman take a drug test first.

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#2**
This still teenage A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family had to beg some paps to delete photos of her sunbathing topless while out of the country. Elle Fanning (at The 70th Cannes Film Festival)

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is just short of having a handful of Oscar nominations/wins but could barely even form a sentence the other day while on a red carpet because of the pills she takes. Susan Sarandon ("Dead Man Walking", "The Client", "Lorenzo's Oil", "Thelma & Louise" and "Atlantic City, USA") (at The 70th Cannes Film Festival)

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#4**
What do you do when one of the millions of children in this reality family gets pregnant? You have a shotgun wedding so hopefully no one finds out the truth. Joy Duggar

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#5**
Took about two weeks for this A list host to start making noises about taking over the show where he is now and making it a solo thing or bringing in the co-host he wants. Ryan Seacrest ("Live with Kelly and Ryan")

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#6**
This reality star headed to jail said she has never done coke before but at a recent party, she looked like she knew her way around a line or five. Abby Lee Miller ("Dance Moms")

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#7**
With the exception of a quick rumor a few months ago, the world has gone quiet while this A- list singer turned about to be judge, split with her husband because of all the cheating. She is even seeing someone quietly. Kelly Clarkson (Brandon Blackstock) ("The Voice")

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#8**
This former tween actress too old for her former tween show of which she was the star laid into her agent for not getting her big movie roles. She has no idea why she is not the biggest star on the planet and doesn’t realize she is not a good actress and no one likes her. Victoria Justice ("Victorious")

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress has not worked much since her disaster of a network show was canceled in the middle of a season. Previously she had hit the jackpot with a long running pay cable show. Anyway, she is being cheated on by her husband.

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#10**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is not the A+ lister he once was, but the married closeted actor still doesn’t have any problems picking up barely legal male teens while out of the country right now for fun back at his massive hotel suite which takes up an entire floor. Will Smith

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#11**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress used to be A list. Had her own show. Twice. Anyway, she has been closeted forever. She did the fake marriage thing. She thought she was escaping for a nice quiet vacation with her girlfriend way out of the country. I think she thought no one would recognize her. She was. Now, her PR people are spinning the nature of the trip. Kate Walsh ("Private Practice" and "Bad Judge") (in Ibiza)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#12**
Gone are the days when this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor was at his peak. Since his decade of A+ listedness he has slowly moved down to A list. I will give him that because everyone knows who he is and he would only headline a movie if he was offered one. He has gone down a road to where he seems well on his way to a Howard Hughes lifestyle. As for women? Multiple women have told me going out with him was the worst experience they ever had with a man. One woman was forced to tears after he berated her for 30 minutes about her oral skills. Sex is on his terms and apparently his terms change all the time. When they do change and if they don’t change with him he will yell and scream and tower over them. He will never actually touch the women when berating them but he will walk them to where they are trapped in a corner. He makes them do things they had not planned on doing just because he verbally abuses them they feel like he will physically abuse them if they don’t. Jim Carrey

The law enforcement investigation into possible coordination between Russia and the Trump campaign has identified a current White House official as a significant person of interest, showing that the probe is reaching into the highest levels of government, according to people familiar with the matter. The senior White House adviser under scrutiny by investigators is someone close to the president, according to these people, who would not further identify the official. The revelation comes as the investigation also appears to be entering a more overtly active phase, with investigators shifting from work that has remained largely hidden from the public to conducting interviews and using a grand jury to issue subpoenas. The intensity of the probe is expected to accelerate in the coming weeks, the people said. The sources emphasized that investigators remain keenly interested in people who previously wielded influence in the Trump campaign and administration but are no longer part of it, including former national security adviser Michael Flynn and former campaign chairman Paul Manafort. Flynn resigned in February after disclosures that he had lied to administration officials about his contacts with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. Current administration officials who have acknowledged contacts with Russian officials include President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, as well as Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. People familiar with the investigation said the intensifying effort does not mean criminal charges are near, or that any such charges will result. Earlier this week, Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein appointed former FBI director Robert S. Mueller III to serve as special counsel and lead the investigation into Russian meddling. Jared Kushner (Donald Trump’s son-in-law)

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#1**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit long running cable show that is now over is really in a bad place right now. She has been talking a lot about the 27 club. Ashley Benson ("Pretty Little Liars")

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#2**
This B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family where she is still the least known family member has been taking her turn hooking up with this married studio boss to try and really rev up her career. Harvey Weinstein/the actress has not spoken about it yet, so I will wait until she does before revealing her name, but the clues are pretty obvious. (POSSIBLY Elizabeth Olsen)

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor is still hanging on to A- list. I mean he has a franchise, although not the lead. When he had that chance, he blew it. Anyway, he is out of the country and partying away minus his boyfriend. Whenever this closeted actor goes away on his own, bad things happen to him. Jeremy Renner

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#4**
This B+ list model/part-time actress/former girlfriend of an A+ lister used to hook up with the father of the guy she is dating now. I don't think he knows. Kelly Rohrbach/Walmart heir Steuart Walton (father Jim C. Walton)

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#5**
This still a teenager A- list mostly television actress who is on two hit shows for the same umbrella company joined a gym solely because they gave her a private changing room which she uses to have sex with her boyfriend every time he agrees to go workout with her. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family" and "Sofia the First")

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#1**
This foreign born B- list model that no one had heard of before she started having sex with that reality star has turned that into some really high fees for yachting this summer and has also put her in demand locally for some nightly yachting. Ella Ross/Scott Disick

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#2**
Caught on the security cameras of this Wilshire Blvd department store is this notorious old guy who was famous for being an a-hole getting serviced manually by a young woman in a dressing room. The store doesn’t want people to know they have cameras in the changing rooms. Donald Sterling

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#3**
Well, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee always cheats on his foreign born A- list mostly movie actress wife who is an Academy Award winner/nominee so it shouldn’t be surprising she finally found someone else in her life too. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#4**
This directionally challenged rapper is paying his bills not just by pimping out D listers and one hit wonders but also has a huge gift card scam he is running. French Montana

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#5**
This A list DJ is just like every other guy that has dated this VS model. He cheats on her. She thinks he doesn’t, but he does. DJ Ruckus/Shanina Shaik

225. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/22
I was talking to a cop recently that used to work the beat in New York and she informed me that this former A list actor, who allegedly has a thing for other gentlemen, would curb crawl outside the popular transvestite clubs, pull down his limo window and invite them to a private party in his hotel room for a raw night. The least he could've done is wrapped it. Eddie Murphy

226. NY POST/PAGE SIX 05/22
1. Which A-list star has been having trouble with his partner after transmitting a venereal disease to the unsuspecting and horrified less-famous other half?
Neil Patrick Harris/David Burtka

2. Which star is about to come out as a lesbian, complete with a celebrity girlfriend? The coming-out party was previously postponed when her big news was upstaged by another star's headlines. Kendall Jenner/Lauren Perez

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#1**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: A kiss goodbye from home is as close as the girlfriend of this closeted permanent A list singer got to the show. Apparently last night was not the debut people have been waiting for. Celine Dion

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#2**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress who had a big role last night was making a whole lot of demands on the producers prior to her show getting canceled. After it was canceled she became the easiest person in the world to work with to the point where she will at least get asked to come back next year. Vanessa Hudgens (Co-Host) ("Powerless")

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#3**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: The good news I guess is this former manufactured group singer didn’t use coke while at the actual show. That is a major improvement from her recent behavior. Pretty much everyone who saw her though thinks it is a choice between rehab and death at this point. Camila Cabello ("Fifth Harmony")

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently this former actor turned A list director/part-time actor dumped this A-/B+ list actress/part-time singer once again. Last night she was lamenting that he has a thing for leaving her for some barely legal teen for a few months and then eventually wins our actress back. She said it won’t happen again. Peter Berg/Lea Michele

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#5**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This about to star in a reboot movie B- list actress was hot and heavy with this B+ list mostly television actor who is married to an A- list celebrity. Their marriage sucks and it is not like he was super faithful during the good parts. Alexandra Daddario ("Baywatch")/Josh Duhamel (Fergie)

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#6**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: For a month she has been doing her best to hide it, but last night, this A- list singer from a group and solo who makes more money on a side job showed off her breast enlargement. I’m not sure why she chose last night, but everyone did a double take. Gwen Stefani

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#7**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: One of the nicest people anyone met last night was this current season wonder from that ongoing network reality show. A past change when the seasonal star of the show usually thinks they are better than everyone. That usually lasts until a month after a season ends. This seasonal star was amazing. Rachel Lindsay ("The Bachelorette")

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#8**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This barely legal B list singer kept it together last night through some very difficult circumstances. There were a couple of times where she started to break down and cry, but then she would gather herself. Madison Beer (period stain on her white bikini)

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#9**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently this velvet wearing B+ list singer had hotel room auditions the past couple of days for women who wanted to be his date to the show. Ultimately, despite a steady stream of women, none of them made the cut. To be fair, at a show last year, he did bring a woman who charges by the hour, so it might not be a total scam. Jason Derulo

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#10**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Honestly, if it had not been for someone holding a card as they walked the red carpet, no one would have known who these big winners even were last night. "The Chainsmokers"

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#11**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently last night, the game was to have every reporter on the red carpet to ask this former singer from a group that couldn’t sing turned reality judge if the rumors were true about her landing a big movie role. Of course they aren’t true but she is hoping all the questions will lead someone to think of her. Nicole Scherzinger ("Wicked")

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#12**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress/keep getting fired from judging gigs was the biggest pain during rehearsals. Showed up late and was rude and looked wasted. Rita Ora (presenter)

239. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#13**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This married likes to go by one named rocker who is probably going to get a reality judge job this fall was hitting hard on this one named female singer who was having none of it. Chris Daughtry/Halsey (he didn't get the job)

240. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#14**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This one year wonder has been casting couching with a senior executive to try and be the next one season wonder of this reality staple. Savvy Shields ("Miss America 2017") ("The Bachelorette")

241. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#15**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Prior to her hitting it big with a couple of songs, I would have told you this A-/B+ list singer would be married forever. It is crumbling just like that followup single to her two hits that went straight into the toilet. Jessie James (Eric Decker - wide receiver for the New York Jets)

242. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#16**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This just legal YouTube star loves to pretend she is innocent but she will stab you in the back in a big way as one of her former best friends found out when she caught our You Tube star and the friend’s husband in bed together. Apparently the couple reconciled and crossed paths with the You Tube star last night and it wasn’t pretty. Jessie Paege

243. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#17**
#1 – This B+ list actress/former pro beard was a face frozen in place botox queen last night. In the past month, she seems to have had everything done to her face and mouth and teeth. I guess she got bored north of the border. Olivia Munn

#2 – This foreign born A- list mostly movie actress got dumped. First a husband, and now a boyfriend. She was telling people last night she is going to try celibacy for a year. Kate Beckinsale

#3 – It almost sounds like a Star Wars character. One of the members of this group is going through gender reassignment. "BTS"

244.. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/23
This legendary actor is in dangerous fiscal waters according to our source. His income has fallen to well below 7 figures and for an actor that once achieved 8 that is a big culture shock. 'He's grabbing every offer and venture offered to him with both fists,' spills the source. 'It's a good time to be a salesman in the market of past-their-peak thespians.' Who is our poverty-stricken actor? Nicolas Cage

245. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#1**
This married foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been hooking up with a Univision anchor.

246. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#2**
Interesting little meeting that happened out of the country in the past week between this very rich foreign businessman who was dating an A+ lister not all that long ago and his former best friend turned enemy A+ list mostly movie actor. James Packer/Mariah Carey/Tom Cruise ("Scientology")

247. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#3**
While filming a superhero movie out of the country, this married A-/B+ list dual threat actor who has had some big roles is hooking up with a co-star. Apparently not the co-star everyone would assume. Jason Momoa/Nicole Kidman ("Aquaman")

248. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#4**
A lot of juggling demands and time and projects for this A list singer. She is trying to literally do it all while keeping her drug use under control. She is failing though and needs some rehab which she can’t do because of all the demands. Katy Perry

249. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#5**
While his B+ list actress was out of town, this permanent A list NBA athlete who is close to retirement was hooking up with the same woman that always gets him into trouble. Apparently she wants another baby. Dwyane Wade (Aja Metoyer)/Gabrielle Union

250. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#6**
Apparently this former Disney actress who is falling apart before our eyes has one goal this week. She wants to out this female A list reality star with a big side job in a very public way. Bella Thorne (dating Scott Disick)/Kendall Jenner

251. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#7**
This B/B- list dual threat actor sounds like he is foreign born but isn’t. He is having a pretty busy year, especially so the past few weeks. He has been cheating on his wife, who he has been married to forever by Hollywood standards. All of you know her. You might not know her name, but you know her or at least one role. Gabriel Macht ("Suits")/Jacinda Barrett ("The Real World: London" and "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason")

252. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#8**
This permanent A list singer took the ex back but she doesn’t know about the other two women he has been hooking up with the past few weeks. She would freak out, especially if she finds out that at least one of the women is saying the sex was unprotected. Our singer is not a big fan of germs. Mariah Carey/Bryan Tanaka

253. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#9**
This little kid singer/actor turned into an adult reality star is daily combining sizzurp and bath salts. Not a good thing. It is making him violent too. Shad Gregory Moss, better known by his stage name Bow Wow (formerly Lil' Bow Wow)

254. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#10**
This Academy Award winning actor has always been a jerk, especially to his fans. So, it is kind of shocking to me that the way he decided to make some money was to sign autographs for the fans he has always hated and to do the thing he hates even more which is interacting with them. Richard Dreyfuss

255. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#11**
This foreign born A+ list mostly movie actress might not be A+ list in your mind, but she is. Top 5 earner even though most of you have never heard of her. She has an empire and part of that empire is keeping those in power happy with her. So, she recruits models from her own country and others and passes them out like party favors to keep her place at the top. Fan BingBing (China)

256. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#12**
(The Singer In The Closet – From Reddit)
When I first started out in music, I thought I was bi and mostly dated guys. I was really out about it. All the industry people I met said it was really "hot" and definitely an advantage because it meant more male and female fans. I was even told by a famous producer that "Bi trumps gay. It even trumps straight". There was a very clear opinion that being bi, pan, fluid, no label etc. was "cool", but being gay was just… gay. You get pigeonholed into the gay scene. But if you’re bi, you can claim both the gay scene and the mainstream. Anyway. I’m so lucky that my career has taken off and I have more fans than I ever imagined I would. Lately I’ve done a lot of reflecting and realised I was actually 100% gay. Well fuck. I told my manager and producers, who I’m really close to. First words out of his mouth were, "Don’t tell anyone." Said I’d lose tons of male fans and become a niche gay artist. And that I better not "shave my head and go all dykey". They said I don’t have to actively lie that I’m bisexual, but if any questions come up I should just avoid it by saying something about fluidity and not everyone needs a label. In the big scheme of things, it’s not the end of the world. Worse stuff has happened to me in the industry. I could write a book about how artists are treated, especially women! I’m fortunate to live in a time where I can date a woman and it’s not a big deal. (And if I get a big platform, I will come out. But right now it would just erase me from the industry forever.) What’s fucking with my head is I talked to some other artist friends of mine who I knew were some kind of queer. And many told me they were actually gay, but had to play the same game. "You can be gay in behaviour all you want, just don’t ever say the word gay or lesbian or homosexual." They told me about their friends, who included well-known artists and actors, who were also closeted gays. In fact it seems a way bigger issue in the movie industry, because you need to be taken seriously in straight roles. It’s totally changed my perspective. I used to wonder where all the gay celebrities were, and why everyone was "no label" these days. Now I know they are hiding in plain sight. Of course a lot of them are actually in that grey area. And I will take their word for it. It’s a real orientation, and doesn’t mean you’re closeted or confused. But it’s sad how many gay people are forced to do it too. It will never be cool to be gay, because you lose your appeal to the majority of people. And show biz depends on appealing to people. No matter how accepting society becomes, the media will be full of closeted people. It makes me that much more appreciative of people who have come out as gay, even if it ruined their careers.

257. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#13**
#1 – The reason this late night talk show host has been hooking up with a new guy every night is because his long term boyfriend dumped him. Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")

#2 – This former actress turned writer turned writer/producer of a very hit long running pay cable show is about to be outed because of some reporters investigating her closeted actress best friend who all of you know. Lena Dunham ("Girls")/Taylor Swift (singer, not actress)

#3 – Hello cocaine my old friend is what this foreign born permanent A list model was saying this week after a month long break from the drug. Certainly caused her to act out like never before. Kate Moss

258. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/24
Confession time, Gossipers. One agent friend once told me that this once A list actress attempted to get a movie paycheck advanced and converted to pesos to pay off a drug debt. I know who you're probably thinking of, but it's not her; this was in the 80's or 90's. Who is our actress? PS: Does anybody know the conversion rate of pesos into drugs? I've never been to Mexico.

259. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#1**
Ensconced in a VIP room in a gay club in NYC, this closeted A- list mostly movie actor who has a franchise already and a hit movie opening soon was not expecting a female fan to sneak n and see him making out with another guy. Our actor was tongue tied with the fan for a good five minutes. Chris Pine ("Star Trek") ("Wonder Woman")

260. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#2**
This married B list mostly television actress seemingly goes to every big award show even when she is not nominated. She is desperate to get her new show on the air but probably doesn’t realize her cheating husband wants the same thing. Busy Philipps ("The Sackett Sisters")/Marc Silverstein

261. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#3**
It must be strange to go up to the room of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who used to be just about A+ list to have sex with him and first have to meet his sister. Colin Farrell/Claudine Farrell (his assistant)

262. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#4**
Always fun for reporters when this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is hungover for the press interactions with reporters for his new blockbuster movie. The anger, sweat and odor are overwhelming. Russell Crowe ("The Mummy")

263. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#5**
The only talking these two A list movie co-stars are allowed to do is when there are cameras present. It is not that they don’t like each other, because they kind of do, but it is forbidden for one of them to do anything but cursory talking. Nicole Kidman/Elisabeth Moss (Scientology) )("Top of the Lake"/Netflix)

264. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#6**
Coke Mom has pretty much given up the nose candy, but she still rarely sees her kid(s). Debra Messing

265. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#7**
This rehab loving singer is really ticking off her fans. The only thing she cares about is them buying her new single, but has given up on interacting with them. She thinks she is way too good for that kind of promotion any longer. Selena Gomez ("Bad Liar")

266. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/23 **#8**
Apparently being pregnant has not stopped the booze and pills for this former A+ list singer turned B+ lister who still has that A+ list name recognition. It is the only thing keeping her on the list. Brandy Norwood

267. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#9**
Apparently this OITNB actress not named Taryn Manning slapped a woman who would not go home with the actress. The actress then ran out of the club. Lea DeLaria

268. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#10**
Now that this late night talk show host is single he has been trying to hook up with that former A- list athlete who is still in the closet and went the marrying the beard route. Our host has always had a thing for him. Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens Live")/Sean Avery

269. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#11**
Having no luck with the acting thing and watching her former co-stars eclipse her, this former Disney actress from that huge franchise is trying to reboot it and also trying to become a YouTube star. Anything to keep her in the public eye and to make some money. Ashley Tisdale ("High School Musical")

270. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#12**
This B+ list mostly television actress is on a handful of shows at the same time. Quite an accomplishment for someone who started out in a reality franchise. Apparently she still has a thirst for fame though because she is not above calling one of the best paps around and having him snap photos to sell to the tabloids. She needs to learn to make them look less staged. Jamie Chung ("The Real World: San Diego"; "Once Upon a Time"; "Gotham"; "Big Hero 6: The Series"; "The Gifted")

271. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#13**
The reboot of this show made me think about something that happened back in the day to one of the original stars of this reboot. Back when she landed the role she had been known for a certain kind of move which was extremely popular in that time period. Basically it was a director, producers and actors all ganging up on the lead female and telling her she had to get naked or they would find someone else who would. It was an awful way to treat women and these guys got off on that. There were so many one and done female leads back then. A woman out of nowhere would get the lead in a movie, be forced into multiple nude and sex scenes and she would never act again. Anyway, at the time this happened to our actress she was dating at the time this A-/B+ list mostly television actor who is now an A+ list mostly movie actor. Showing what a d**k he could be even back then, when he saw the movie starring his girlfriend, he made her do all the sex scenes with him and then do them in front of some other people because he said she should feel embarrassed the same way he was when he had to watch it in the theatre with his friends. A-hole. They broke up right after.
Re-boot: "Twin Peaks"
Actress: Sherilyn Fenn (able to tie a cherry stem in a knot)
Actor: Johnny Depp|
Movie: "Two Moon Junction" (Director: Zalman King) (Producer: Donald P. Borchers)

272. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/25
Sometimes couples have unbreakable bonds and no matter how many divorces, break-ups and affairs come between them, they always find themselves gravitating back to each other. This couple, who were once A list together but aren't publicly together anymore, have been reportedly sneaking off to hotel rooms for liaisons and meets. 'Five meets since the start of the year,' says a source with access to one of their finances. 'It's basically a monthly occurrence.' Who are our couple? PS: Our actress is open with who she is meeting to those in her inner circle. Robin Wright/Sean Penn

273. POPBITCH 05/25
**British blog**
Which international footballer is trying very hard not to retire as he loves to gamble and really, really needs the salary to cover his losses. (Clue: it's not Wayne Rooney.)
John Terry (Premier League club Chelsea); Francesco Totti (A.S. Roma)

274. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#1**
Apparently getting cheated on 24/7 for months, if not years was ok for this former A+ list mostly movie actress who took back her singer ex-boyfriend. Renée Zellweger/Doyle Bramhall II

275. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#2**
The PR team of this GOT actress keeps releasing stories talking about engagement and marriage between the actress and her celebrity boyfriend. She is having them do this to pressure him into asking. Not the way to do it. Sophie Turner/Joe Jonas

276. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#3**
Even though he has a girlfriend it hasn’t really stopped this network reality star from hooking up with his co-star nonstop for the past two weeks, including on a recent plane flight. Rashad Jennings/Emma Slater or Valentin Chmerkovskiy/Normani Kordei

277. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#4**
This A+ list mostly movie actor has been missing press events and screenings en masse because of his substance abuse issues. Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales")

278. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#5**
The girlfriend of this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who all of you know was stalking one designer after another in France this past week name dropping the boyfriend in hopes of getting discounts. Actually, I think she just liked name dropping him. She got no discounts. They prefer his ex. Antonio Banderas/Nicole Kempel/Melanie Griffith

279. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#6**
The plan was for this celebrity offspring/wannabe model of barely there celebrities to have a few lines in a new commercial. That lasted for about an hour until the realization set in that she can’t act to save her life so they will use a narrator. Gigi Hadid (Yolanda and Mohamed Hadid)

280. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list actress most recently seen on a now defunct long running almost network show has been partying to the point she needs rehab. Although she worked a decent amount this past year in movies, no one is knocking on her door for future projects once they see how much she has been partying. Nina Dobrev or Kat Graham ("Vampire Diaries")

281. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/24 **#8**
This weekly magazine, never known for its objectivity was paid $1M for several features about why this disaster of a made for television reboot was so amazing even though it sucked. "Dirty Dancing"/People Magazine

282. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#9**
I’m not sure why this bald one hit wonder actor turned straight to On Demand king needs a beard, but when the last one dumped him it took him a week to find a new one and take her on vacation. He knew it would get him the attention he wanted. Billy Zane ("Titanic")

283. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#10**
Not that long ago, this actor was A- list and on a hit television show. A very public arrest ruined his career. This week while promoting a movie out of the country no one will see, the actor has been drunk pretty much nonstop. Gary Dourdan ("Guns Guitars and a Badge..")

284. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#11**
Two nights ago, this former A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show turned decade long drug addled mess was fine. She was holding it together. Then, after the event, which was held outside the country, she went out. 15 hours later she woke up on a yacht and had 45 minutes to get to her hotel, get her dress and get to an event where she was being paid. She was a wreck last night at the event and after. So much for holding it together. Mischa Barton

285. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#12**
This foreign born model/actress/pro beard shared a bed this week with one of the top 10 richest men in the world. So, this is really getting confusing with the whole beard thing and the life event thing and where all that stands. Irina Shayk (Bradley Cooper/had a baby)

286. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/25 **#13**
#1 – First choice for Dirty Dancing? This foreign born celebrity offspring who won a network reality competition. She turned them down much to the chagrin of her reality show partner who would have been cast opposite her. Bindi Irwin/Derek Hough

#2 – This former A list singer turned box office champ turned reality star turned frequent plastic surgery recipient is being blackmailed by her husband. I think it is probably one of the reasons she stays so medicated. Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson

#3 – This permanent A list model/reality star/producer recently threw a crystal cocktail glass at her long time significant other and it knocked him out cold. She wouldn’t call an ambulance though because she didn’t want to go to jail. Instead, she called a friend who is a plastic surgeon and had him come over. Tyra Banks/Erik Asla

287. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/26
This barely-famous-entity that was publicly linked to a member of the Royal Family has been trying to start a big show business career and is shocked by the failure to launch. 'No charisma or panache,' says the source. 'That's always the feedback after an audition or a meeting. [Name omitted] needs to give it up.' Just because you dated a member of the royal family doesn't entitle you to a career. Cressida Bonas (dated Prince Harry)

288. MR. X 05/26 **#1**
The war continues between this now solo singer and her former group. They release photos of the band without her and she leaves their record label to head off on her own. Even though the group enjoyed its biggest success with her, no one likes working with her. Her last three singles bombed and with the demands she is placing on her new label they will probably lose a ton of money on her full length album. Meanwhile, the original members of the group are still trying to land the singer turned beard for hire. Fergie/"The Black Eyed Peas"/Nicole Scherzinger (dated Lewis Hamilton, dating Grigor Dimitrov)

289. MR. X 05/26 **#2**
This A list singer was paid $500K for one day of work on a movie. It was supposed to be a 12 hour day. She ended up giving them closer to 3 and almost none of what she shot is usable. Mariah Carey ("The House")

290. MR. X 05/26 **#3**
This A- list pro golfer who has multiple wins on the PGA, none of which are a major is HIV+. He is keeping it a secret because he is afraid of losing sponsors.

291. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#1**
This A list reality star has made a ton of money from reality shows but, with just a couple of exceptions, rarely turns up on the shows for which he is being paid. The only thing saving him from a recent overdose was the quick reaction of the escort he had at his home that night. Rob Kardashian

292. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#2**
This celebrity offspring was in a couple of reality shows but her fame is thanks to her dad who has been a celebrity for decades. All of you know her even though you probably won’t admit it. She is addicted to plastic surgery and has averaged a procedure every two to three weeks for a decade. Kimberly Stewart

293. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit, very long running network comedy is close to death. Really close. And she is still very young. Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")

294. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#4**
This A+++ list celebrity businessperson was an absolute d**k to every person he met this week while on the campus of an Ivy League school. Mark Zuckerberg at Harvard

295. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#5**
This A+ list Olympic athlete/former network reality star says she has not hooked up with anyone since she was lied to and dumped by her former co-star. Maksim Chmerkovskiy/Meryl Davis ("Dancing With the Stars")

296. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#6**
Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/actress was wasted out of her mind on what appeared to be coke at a party this week out of the country and out of her own home country. She is not usually that obvious about her use. Rita Ora at Cannes

297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#7**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress is involved in two big franchises, but still most people don’t know her name. She is married and is also killing herself with her bulimia. She has never been a blind before.

298. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#8**
This A list singer who is really close to permanent status on that, is married. Heck he has been married multiple times and is still in the closet. Yes, that was him making out with a guy in a West Hollywood club Wednesday night. Usher

299. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/26 **#9**
#1 – One of the most cold blooded things I ever saw happen was at this party for a tweener show. A very famous, long running tween show. This must have been the third or fourth season of the show. Anyway, this regular cast member was 18. Maybe still 17. I am fuzzy about what month it was and it was right at the line of 17/18. I was stopping by the party for a quick minute at the most. Unlike their former boss, I don’t like to party with tweeners. Anyway, this actress is doing lines of coke like crazy. She really starts to get agitated at one point and starts jumping around almost like she was in a mosh pit. She slammed into this big glass award case. The glass is everywhere. Awards in it have hit the ground and broken. So, the perv boss comes by and asks what happened and the actress without missing a beat pointed out a feature player who was hoping to be promoted and said the featured player pushed the actress into the cabinet. The perv turns to the featured player and says you are fired. She never had an on camera job again.

Show: "What I Like About You"
Regular cast member: Amanda Bynes
Boss: Dan Schneider
Actress: (POSSIBLY) Anicka Haywood (character Jill)

#2 – This now fat A list singer from a permanent A list group that should never have got back together was always a prick. He was a prick before, during and after the group was famous. I remember one time there was a model who asked him for some coke and he said I don’t do drugs. He said this literally as he came up from doing a line of coke. So, being a normal human being she pointed it out to him and asked him what it was about. He then punched her in the face. Knocked her out and said again he didn’t do drugs. Axl Rose ("Guns N' Roses")

#3 – This former member of what I think is the biggest manufactured female group of all time had a big booze problem. For decades. It is why she crashed and burned through so many relationships. One night, she was playing a solo show and I was backstage and everyone heard this loud crash and glass shattering. There she was, swinging a chair at each mirror in the room. It was a room where maybe 20 people could get ready so there were lighted mirrors at each station. She is not the biggest person in the world so she was having problems reaching the mirrors even with the help of the chair. She didn’t have any problems hitting all the lights surrounding the mirror. She was on a rant about they had given her crap vodka and put it in expensive vodka bottles and she could tell the difference and that is why none of the bottles had been sealed. She was ticked off. She didn’t stop until about half the bulbs were smashed. Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice "Spice Girls")

#4 – I remember this one time at SNL in the late 90’s There were a group of guys who were at the show. They were not actors or musicians, but at the time were A list in their corner of the entertainment world. The host that week was this A/A+ list mostly movie actor who has always been a prick. The guys that were there were drinking a lot. From the dress rehearsal all the way through the show. They kept taking jabs at the host which I loved because he deserved them, but he was getting more and more mad. The thing is, he couldn’t do anything about it because they would kick his ass. At the after party, these guys were still feeling no pain and the host decided to get even. He got some waitress at the party to cuddle up to each guy one at a time and the host would take a photo. What these guys didn’t know was the waitress was lifting her top each time so you could see her bare breasts and the pictures looked like something was going on when there wasn’t. Anyway, somehow the host got the e-mail of a wife of one of these guys and sent her the picture of her husband and the waitress. The wife left the husband for about six months. Ben Stiller/New York Yankees players David Cone, Chili Davis, Tino Martinez, Graeme Lloyd, and David Wells (October 24, 1998)

300. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#1**
Things aren’t getting any better between this foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor who is finally going to break away from his superhero franchise and his wife. That four or five months apart didn’t help like they thought it would. Hugh Jackman

301. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#2**
This foreign born B+ list model will never be as famous as her sister. However, she has mastered the fine art of making people feel as if they are dirt if they cross her in any way. She verbally abused the staff of an airline for almost an hour. Do you know how long that it is? Start yelling at someone and see if you can do it for an hour. She threw in a couple of don’t you know who I ams. Oh, oh, oh. Wait for it. She told the guy who paid for the trip that if he ever wanted to see her again that he better find the money to send her home on a private jet. Lottie Moss (Kate's sister)
(photo: those stretch marks are not model material)

302. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#3**
This network reality show just goes on and on and now has a bunch of spinoffs. Overseas, they are about to start filming on of the staples here in the States. I don’t know what the producers were thinking when they cast this model/actress/train wreck for their version of the show. Does she have better name recognition than an unknown? Yes. Have the unknown been arrested, need to be drug tested every day and have a history of servicing guys for money all over the world? Probably not. Sophie Monk ("The Bachelorette: Australia")

303. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/27 **#4**
Don’t believe the hype. As much as this former reality star/celebrity mom pumps out stories about her daughter through every PR team/tabloid possible, and as much as she might wish it to be true, the daughter is a yachter and is never going to land the A+ list mostly movie actor, let alone even date him. So, stop trying to plant stories saying they are a couple. Yolanda Hadid ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Bella Hadid/Leonardo DiCaprio

304. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/29
It's an important day in the UK and the USA today, it's Spring bank holiday in the home of the Gossip Life and Memorial Day in the old States, so I thought I'd share a themed blind item with you, because we're very relevant here. Sometimes. Now, not everybody is familiar with the concept of "memorial day" and I admit if I hadn't worked in the States for a New York tabloid, I probably wouldn't be aware of it either, but this foreign B list actress worked in American productions for years and still had to be explained the concept several times on a recent movie. 'So I have a day off?' she asked at the end of a lengthy explanation, completely befuddled. 'But your driver brought me to the set?' The source then had to check into it and figured out that "no, senorita, the driver doesn't work for the studio. He works for you and he says you told him to bring you here." Somebody got fired that day. Salma Hayek ("How to Be a Latin Lover" was filmed in May 2016)

305. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/30
Guess which A list actress has suddenly become sought after again? Her career was on the down for awhile and she was even considered something of a joke in the industry, but now she's hotter than a beautiful Jewish starlet in a cocktail dress with rouge lipstick. Expect to see more of her. Nicole Kidman ("Queen of the Cannes Film Festival")

306. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor recently cancelled an appearance out of the country. He said it was for personal reasons, but it was because another company in a different country that pays him millions of dollars a year ordered him not to go because it would be sending the wrong political message. George Clooney (cancelled "Aurora Prize for Awakening Humanity" ceremony on Sunday (May 28) in Yerevan, Armenia due to babies’ due date)/Turkish company had him cancel

307. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actor also stars in some movies and does some Broadway and even hosts a little. An all around guy. He is also front and center on social media this week loving on his significant other in an attempt to keep the significant other from dumping the actor and going public with some damaging information. Neil Patrick Harris/David Burtka

308. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#3**
It’s not done very often north of the border, but this B+ list mostly television actress/pro beard is not going to keep on filming and not get snapped by paps, so she arranged to get snapped this weekend and made a sidewalk look like a runway as she walked back and forth a few times for a pap. Olivia Munn

309. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#4**
This foreign born permanent A list model had to sleep with several men to be allowed back into this country to hook up with her married benefactor. Naomi Campbell (Oberhausen, Germany) ("Germany's Next Top Model 2017")

310. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#5**
This married closeted one named just about permanent A list singer got hot and heavy with a guy he had met just a few hours previously. Our singer was not all that discreet. Usher

311. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#6**
On the outside, everything looks great for this foreign born A list movie superhero, but on the inside of his marriage he is still cheating every chance he gets. He has been a lot more careful since his wife gave him one final chance. Of course she has said that multiple times. Chris Hemsworth ("Thor")

312. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#7**
Have pen will travel is the new motto for this former B+ list mostly television actress who made more news off camera than in front of it. She is desperately hoping for a reboot of her once almost network hit because no one wants to cast her for anything permanent. So, she travels around the world meeting fans for photos and autographs. Kelly Rutherford ("Gossip Girl") (custody fight and bankruptcy)

313. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#8**
If you are blonde and look pretty darn close to this A+ list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations, then you have a pretty good shot at hooking up with this A- list mostly television actor with a hit almost television show. He had his heart crushed by the actress so loves dating women who look like her. Aziz Ansari ("Master of None" on Netflix)/Jennifer Lawrence

314. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#9**
His latest movie might be a box office bomb, but unlike his head in the sand former tweener co-star, the studios love this A+ list mostly movie actor. They love that when faced with a bomb he is out there promoting it just as hard, if not harder, and he is going to lock up some big paychecks because of it. On the flip side, the former tweener is just bad luck.
Movie: "Baywatch"
A+ list actor: Dwayne Johnson
Tweener co-star: Zac Efron

315. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#10**
As much as she would like to be the next beard for this foreign born A list athlete, I think our favorite former Disney actress has been beat out by the barely legal celebrity offspring. Plus, with the Disney actress you always have to worry your entire photo history will end up on the internet. Bella Thorne/Lewis Hamilton/Sofia Richie

316. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#11**
This B list mostly television actress must be pretty sure her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend is going to get her some roles. You don’t just walk away from a hit almost network show, which is what this is, no matter how it is sugar coated. I wouldn’t trust that guy for any reason, but she does. Floriana Lima ("Supergirl")/Casey Affleck

317. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#12**
You want to know how you know you have a drug problem? Well, if you are this A- list comedian who is a B+ list actor and an A- list writer from a huge acting family it is when you show up for an early morning interview and are already whacked out of your mind on coke. Marlon Wayans ("Naked")

318. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/30 **#13**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Even in the Internet age, this has been one of the oldest kept secrets from back in the day. This A-list actress (at least I consider her A-list because she was my Grandma’s favorite actress) was considered one of the most beautiful and talented actresses of her generation. She was groomed by the old studio system, as many were- hair changed, face changed, name changed. Tens of thousands of dollars were spent on grooming her for stardom by the studio. You know the drill. In the beginning, our actress (who I’ll call Ms. D) was compliant with the studio’s control over her life, but underneath that she had a big time subversive streak. At first, she was able to hide it, but eventually studio people became aware of it and knew they had a major problem on their hands. Our actress loved to party and had lots of friends. She also loved men, especially men who came from backgrounds that the studio honchos deemed very inappropriate for her. Not only did she love men, but she also loved women. Lots of them. And was not afraid to be seen in public with some of her female lovers. Ms. D was also politically outspoken, which was a big no-no in those days. Since this was a different time, Ms. D’s behavior became a big public relations problem for her studio who struggled to keep a lid on her activities. Unlike other actresses at this time, Ms. D was able to get away with most of her behavior in spite of the studio’s concerns about her. One of the reasons is because one of Ms D’s lovers was the wife of a very highly placed studio boss. Ms. D was also smart and kept photographic proof of her liasons with the wife of the studio boss, which the studio knew she would use as leverage. Ms. D was pretty smart and was able to beat the studio goons at their own game – at least for a little while. As time went on, Ms. D fell deeply in love with a man in the entertainment business who was deemed "inappropriate" for her. We’ll call this man Mr. V. There were lots of rumors about the relationship floating around at that time, and the studio was becoming very nervous about the situation. Then Ms D. got pregnant with Mr. V’s baby. And naturally, they were in love and decided to get married. Studio bosses, of course, lost their minds over this potential marriage and went into overdrive to contain the situation. Rumor has it that they staged a break-in to Ms. D’s home and were able to get their hands on incriminating evidence she had saved to use as leverage for herself, related to her female lovers. They then told Ms. D that if she did not get an abortion and break off the relationship with Mr. V, they would make use of that stolen evidence to out her publicly as a lesbian. Ms. D told them to pound sand and also refused to get an abortion. She went into hiding until her baby was born. Ms. D was also lucky in that she had the body type that made concealing the pregnancy easy. (Very few people suspected anything was amiss until she was about six months along and she went on an extended "vacation"). Once the baby (a little girl) was born abroad, Ms. D made sure she was placed with an affluent family. Ms. D and Mr. V visited the child regularly and when she was old enough, the child was told all about her adoption and paternity. What is interesting is that the child is now a grown woman and is also a well known actress herself, who I’ll call Ms. B. Since she is foreign born, no one suspects any connection to her birth parents. But if you were to know the background of this story and look at Ms. B., she looks exactly like her biological parents. It’s actually amazing that no one has noticed this before and connected the dots. Ms. B and Ms. D have agreed that when Ms. D dies, Ms. B will go public with the story. Ms. D is older and unwell, so it will be interesting to see how soon after her passing the story is revealed. Kim Novak/Sammy Davis Jr.

319. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#1**
This former A list mostly television actor who now just seems to do reality television and cameos that make fun of his former roles has been hiring escorts on a press trip almost every night for threesomes with his girlfriend. David Hasselhoff/Hayley Roberts ("Baywatch")

320. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#2**
Apparently the acting of this foreign born model/worst actress in the world’s acting is so bad the entire theme of the movie she is making had to be changed or it would have looked more ridiculous. Cara Delevingne ("Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets")

321. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#3**
Apparently women haven’t discovered this barely legal foreign born A list singer is gay. They keep throwing themselves at him and showing up naked around him and he just smiles and says thanks. Meanwhile, he just broke up with someone he has been together with the past six months. Shawn Mendes

322. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#4**
The prescription drug use mixed with booze is something else for this A/A- list mostly television actress from a hit show filming a movie right now. Sofía Vergara ("The Emoji Movie")

323. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#5**
This A- list writer director showrunner is probably A- list also when it comes to acting. He was wasted out of his mind at an event this week. Apparently some time off was not good for him. No one could understand what he was even trying to say. Aaron Sorkin (CinemaCon 2017 - STX Films Headlines Cinemacon's "The State Of The Industry: Past, Present And Future" Presentation)

324. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#6**
I wrote here a couple of months ago about how this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee hates the new girlfriend of her long time significant other ex. Well, that hate has taken a new level rage after she warned him about keeping the girlfriend away from the kids and then saw pap pictures with her there with the kids. Naomi Watts/Lieve Schreiber
(Gerard Butler's ex Morgan Brown)

325. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#7**
This new mom/pro beard has been yachting or night yachting every other day for the past two weeks. There is something going on. Irina Shayk (Bradley Cooper)

326. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#8**
This B+ list mostly movie actor has had good roles that have primarily been on television. Definitely the supporting actor type. He will be the no actor type if anyone discovers how racist he is no matter who his significant other happens to be.

327. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#9**
I think it is pretty telling when you bring along a professional photographer with you on a trip out of the country just so good photos can be taken of you and your beard girlfriend. People don’t buy it, but the A list celebrity/mogul/host keeps on trying to sell it. Ryan Seacrest/Shayna Taylor

328. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#10**
It has been a long time since this B list mostly television actor who is more famous for who he is married to than because of his acting has been away from his wife for an extended period. He has just been away filming for a short time on this hit show, but has already hooked up twice with women from the set. Eddie Cibrian/LeAnn Rimes ("Rosewood")

329. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#11**
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor/former superhero is back to boozing it up again. Not in as bad of a shape as he was, but still concerning. Andrew Garfield

330. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#12**
This bikini model/commercial actress who is more famous than she should be had sex with a police officer in exchange for him not arresting her for coke possession. Charlotte McKinney

331. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/31 **#13**
#1 – This princess was sexually assaulted on a date with a son of the leader of this oil rich country and was told to keep it quiet for fear of ruining relations between the two countries. Princess Beatrice (in Cannes)

#2 – This A list country singer likes things the way they are now. He can cheat on his A list girlfriend and not have it be breaking a marriage vow when he invariably gets busted again. Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani

#3 – This technically married, barely there cable reality star with the impossible to announce name, hence the nickname, is basically charging by the hour at this point which shows that even if you are on a reality show for multiple seasons, you can still be broke, even while it is filming. Golnesa Gharachedaghi "GG" ("Shahs of Sunset")

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