62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#2**
This foreign born former Downton actress who is achieving bigger fame now than on the show continues to have no idea that her actor significant other is hooking up with as many women as possible. Lily James (Lady Rose MacClare)/Matt Smith (former "Doctor Who")

63. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#3**
Despite not doing any press for the latest installment of her franchise which has already been shuttled out of theatres, this A- list mostly movie actress/offspring has kept two bodyguards that are being paid for by the studio. She thinks it makes her look cool. Dakota Johnson ("Fifty Shades Darker")

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#4**
She won’t tell you this obviously, but this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee’s boyfriend left his wife and kids to be with our actress. Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Falchuk

65. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#5**
This A- list mostly movie actress is probably in the permanent A list range even if she did movie to television for awhile. She has been mixing all kinds of pills and booze and pot together lately and has been even more unusual than normal. Susan Sarandon

66. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#6**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show has been seeking solace from the marriage that should never have been, in the arms of another man. Sofia Vergara/Joe Manganiello

67. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#7**
This former flash in the pan one hit wonder A list actress is now a B- list actress but still has that name recognition. Not much acting, but a ton of red carpets for the past couple of decades. She goes through about a nanny every six weeks because of her temper and because she doesn’t always have the money to pay them, so makes them miserable so they quit. Sharon Stone

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#8**
This A- list mostly television actress from a long running hit network show is probably not going to have the healthiest of relationships if she feels like her significant other of over a year is going to cheat on her every second she is not with him. She was doing a talk show and she was scared to leave him in the green room for 15 minutes. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook ("The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon")

69. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#9**
This A- list mostly movie actor who has a franchise that is loooooooooooong running. He is also closeted. This week in NYC though he has been out and about with his long time boyfriend in public. Chris Pine ("Star Trek")

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#10**
This A- list comic actress/television host might be the most liberal person you know of on television, however her husband is doing everything he can to prove just how not liberal he can be. This is not some behind the scenes whisper kind of thing. There were several hundred people around who witnessed the fairly racist things he had to say. Samantha Bee/Jason Jones

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#11**
Jamie Denbo Blind Item – I was just informed that at the age of 43, I am TOO OLD to play the wife of a 57 year old. Pretty sure the guy she is referring to was on an iconic show that ran for a long time back in the day and which 99% of you have seen. Jason Alexander ("Hit the Road")

72. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#12**
This former television vampire shared a completely different reaction to a life event than is being shared PR wise. The guy was not happy. Ian Somerhalder (wife Nikki Reed pregnant)

73. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/05 **#13**
Back in the day, Hollywood celebrities didn’t want to go overseas to get their adopted children, they wanted American babies. They also didn’t want to wait in line or complete any paperwork. If at all possible they also wanted a third party or even a fourth party in the middle of the whole process. Adoption agencies tended to talk and studios would have to pay off money to keep the adoption agencies quiet about the biological parents of babies that actors and actresses were adopting. What to do. Well, one studio decided to partner with an "adoption agency" in the south. Only thing was that it was not a normal adoption agency. Sure, the babies that came from them were properly documented as being adopted, but it was everything else that was not quite above board. The babies were bought. The agency paid the pregnant woman and then sold the baby to some Hollywood actor/actress for a profit. A significant profit. Sometimes they would buy a baby for $500 and sell the baby for as much as $10,000. Anyway, there was this actor who was probably B list back in Old Hollywood. He also wrote a bunch of songs. A bunch as in several hundred so he was a singer/songwriter too. He specialized in Westerns and even had a lot of other talents that made him money. He volunteered a lot with children but after the third or fourth parent complained about his touching their kids, he decided to find a different way to get kids. He found this agency through a very good friend of his who was an A+ list mostly movie actress. The next thing you know, our actor bought five kids over the years, all of them molested and abused throughout their entire childhood. Our actor died at a relatively young age and it is said one of his kids killed him. Smiley Burnette (A+ list actress: Joan Crawford)

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#1**
A bunch of angry texts and voice mails to this former A+ list tweener actress turned performance artist adult. She finally had to get a new phone because the volume didn’t slack. She burned a whole lot of bridges this past week and she better hope her new project does well because there is no going back. Miley Cyrus (doesn’t listen to certain types of Hip-Hop anymore)

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor even threw down the line not to cross with a talk show host no one throws down a line to. She did cross over it a couple of times but in a very timid way. Reason he doesn’t want to talk? No one has come up with a good story that every party can agree to. Bradley Cooper/Ellen DeGeneres

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#3**
If you ever ask me who has the best plastic surgeon in town, I will always say this former A+ list mostly movie actress who rarely acts any longer. I mean she was A list for a decade way back in the day and then again maybe for a year or three. I saw her the other night and she looks three decades younger than her real age. It is crazy. Her kids look older than her. Demi Moore

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/06 **#4**
Could we just fast forward this former Disney actress turned beard for hire to when she dates that closeted former football player turned other athlete. Just move her right up the ladder to him. Instead, she keeps taking this intermediary stops with other athletes or celebrities like the athlete now. Bella Thorne (currently dating Jordan Clarkson)/Tim Tebow

78. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#1**
This red headed actress who thinks she is better than she is was incredibly rude to fans who had waited hours to see her and other celebrities. She was the only one who blew off the fans. Debra Messing (2017 GLAAD Media Awards)

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#2**
Plenty of guys wanted to hook up with this C- list celebrity for free. The still technically married to a former A lister could not find anyone who wanted to pay her though. Not for a lack of trying. Larsa Pippen (Scotty Pippen)

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#3**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor who chain smokes and loves hookers and may have a price on his head brought a stripper to a charity event he hosts. He said it is easier to date strippers and hookers. Sean Penn (The Sean Penn & Friends Haiti Takes Root Benefit Dinner & Auction Supporting J/P Haitian Relief Organization)

81. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/07 **#4**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort had to sell some jewelry to make a recent payment. It was that or end up beaten again. Lindsay Lohan

82. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/08
Guess which funny girl has lost a bunch of weight due to picking up a blow habit? It isn't enough to be a huge problem, but it is enough to cause weight loss and kill the appetite. Better than the Atkins, I guess! Lena Dunham

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#1**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This actor and actress from Riverdale are dating. Only the actor ran into someone he has also been hooking up with other than the actress. The actor bolted for a good 20 minutes when he saw the other woman. When he finally found his co-star again he said the other woman was a stalker. Uh huh. Madelaine Petsch/Travis Mills (not on "Riverdale")

84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#2**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former Nickelodeon actress had a lead role in a few seasons long show and is now in a long running movie franchise while working on a lot of other big projects too. She is not old enough to drive yet but wasn’t telling that to the guys in their 30’s and 40’s who were hitting on her last night. She made a date or two for later this week. Isabela Moner (15 years old) ("100 Things to Do Before High School") ("Transformers: The Last Knight")

85. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#3**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This "Awkward." actress was threatened with violence from a female reality star from the network who wrongly thought the actress was hitting on a potential customer of the reality star. Pretty sure if it was somewhere else, the reality star would have thrown a punch. Molly Tarlov/Farrah Abraham

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#4**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This You Tube star does her videos with her husband but she is the better known of the pair. Very young. She was ticked last night and almost crying after the fourth or fifth person came up to her asking if she was pregnant. Not pregnant, just a big meal. Jess Conte (Gabriel)

87. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#5**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This A-/B+ list mostly television actor was convinced that coming out of the closet would kill his career. The actor, who has had trouble landing a role equal to the long running hit cable show on which he has starred for so long doesn’t need to worry about coming out. Producers know he is gay even if he thinks he is hiding it. What they don’t like is his meth use which is why he isn’t getting offers. Tyler Posey ("Teen Wolf")

88. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#6**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: She is supposed to carry a superhero movie that is going to be facing a huge uphill battle as it is. One thing that has to get better for this foreign born mostly movie actress who is the lead is her interview skills. More than one reporter was shocked how bad she is at even the lame and tame red carpet banter of an award show. Gal Gadot ("Wonder Woman")

89. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#7**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress now that her long running cable hit show has ended was telling people she no longer hits the casting couch. She said she did it for six months after the show stopped filming but she didn’t get any jobs. The only job she booked she had booked by not doing the casting couch. Shay Mitchell ("Pretty Little Liars")

90. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#8**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former specialized half naked celebrity turned reality host is the significant other of a former AZ list athlete who has had a ton of drama in his love life. Anyway, the celebrity was covered in body makeup but you could still see bruises in some very strange places. Considering his past, everyone was whispering abuse. Tito Ortiz/Amber Nichole Miller

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#9**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: If you can pronounce her last name, you are a better person than me. I can’t do it, but also don’t really care. She is some celebrity who is famous for knowing this A list reality star and then sleeping with her friends. Last night she was wasted and even told some producer who was hitting on her that he could f**k her in the ass for an extra $500. Classy. Anastasia Karanikolaou (Kylie Jenner)

92. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#10**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former member of a singing group is foreign born. I think everyone was amazed she was able to perform last night given the amount of coke everyone had seen her use throughout the night. It was an impressive amount and makes me wonder how she is able to afford to build up such a tolerance to it considering her income could not be that high right now. Camila Cabello ("Fifth Harmony")

93. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#11**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former Teen Wolf actress got the most double takes. Too young for all that plastic surgery. Botox has also made her face go in strange directions. Holland Roden

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#12**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This former almost network vampire is hooking up with this married former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A list mostly television actor. He wasn’t there, but she was definitely talking about it. Kat Graham ("Vampire Diaries")/Brad Pitt

95. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#13**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress is on a hit almost television show which is extremely personal to her. She was probably the most messed up person at the show. Barely seemed conscious at some points.

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#14**
MTV MOVIE AWARDS: A year ago this B- list mostly television actress was in the biggest almost television show airing. It seemed, that although her part was not the largest, that everyone knew her. Basically her only role to that point. Now? She had to remind people who she was or what show she was on unless she was standing with the whole cast. Shannon Purser (Barb on "Stranger Things")

97. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/08 **#15**
A little after Christmas, the second in charge of a smaller size production company was admitted to the hospital for a night after being rushed to an emergency room. His symptoms? He was violently throwing up and unable to stop. He said he had been cramping and sweating and felt like he was going to die. For 24 hours he was given fluids and watched and was released. Two days later, the head of the same company was treated at the same emergency room for almost the same symptoms. His were worse and it required almost two full days in the hospital before he was released. Sounds like the flu or some other kind of bug and it probably would have gone unnoticed except for one tiny issue. Those two men were not alone. Over the past few months there have been a handful of other producers and directors who have suffered the same symptoms to varying degrees. Most required hospitalization. Because the first two knew each other, they quickly figured out what sent them to the hospital. A month later they heard a story which turned out to be true about another guy with the same symptoms and asked him if he had met with anyone recently. They gave the name. The name kind of spread around a bit and others came forward. One of those people gave me the name and I went asking her. Are we good friends? No. Are we friends? No. Can we get along? Of course. It took many days of me asking her about it before she would talk. When she finally did, she talked a lot. Apparently a few years ago she had a roommate. That roommate bailed on Hollywood and the two have not really kept in touch. Then, a little before Christmas the old roommate was in town and the pair got together for dinner. It turns out the roommate left town because she was raped by the two guys from that production studio. They would probably categorize it as consensual casting couch type sex, but it was rape. Our actress, when she found out, was livid. She knew the two guys and they had tried to force her to have sex a few years earlier. Two of them in an office and just her. She decided to make them pay. She got some kind of medicine for dogs and at a holiday party for an agency where they were all in attendance she got the first guy with the drops. Two nights later at another holiday party, she got the head of the production company. Apparently she didn’t ever hear they went to the hospital. She knew about another guy because he called her asking if she had become sick after they shared a meal together. No one else called her or told her anything. Until about the end of March when she ran out of the drops, she had been getting her revenge on guys that abused her or casting couched her or tried to rape her or assault her. Our actress, who is B list on a very generous day was probably B+ list when her now expired franchise was still running. She said if she had more of the stuff that she has a dozen other names of guys she has personally grudges with and that if she asked around there would probably be hundreds, if not thousands that her friends know. You would think that with a group of these guys knowing what they know about her she would be blackballed or not getting any work. It is the opposite. First, they don’t want anyone to know what they did which would come up if they said what she did to them. Second, they are scared of her, and they think if she gets some roles that maybe she will stop what she has been doing. She said other than the guys she did it to, no one else knows. She told none of her friends. She didn’t tell her long time boyfriend. Until I came a long she was convinced that the only guy who got sick was the guy who had called her the day after a dinner. Ashley Greene ("Twilight")

98. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/09
I'm hearing from a LA source that this teen starlet has cleaned up her act and sorted herself out. Don't count on her wearing a bra in the near future, but she's not doing drugs or drinking nearly as much. 'She's better,' says the source. 'I was a shook up when I found out. She's done good.' Bella Thorne; Ariel Winter

99. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#1**
Apparently he has fans. This former B+ list mostly television actor probably rose to A- list when he got his own rarely talked about on this site network show. This week a sales person told him she was a huge fan. Our actor told her to prove it by going into a changing room with him. Jeremy Piven ("Wisdom of the Crowd")

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#2**
This B+ list mostly television actor was A- list before he bailed on his long running network hit. His wife reads the tabloids and gossip sites and knows what is going on with his former co-star. The actor doesn’t get a moment alone now. Christopher Meloni/Mariska Hargitay ("Law & Order: Special Victims Unit")

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#3**
I guess you are never too old to cheat. This permanent A/A+ list mostly movie actor has been cheating on his long long time significant other who is an actress but not the A-/A lister she used to be. Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#4**
This still just a one hit wonder was doing coke at a totally inappropriate time during an event this past week. He is such a tool. Robin Thicke ("Dear Mama" event with his mother)

103. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#5**
This Academy Award winning actress seems to prefer doing anything but acting. Her always in the shadows boyfriend has been hooking up with a mid 20’s woman at the company where he works. Gwyneth Paltrow/Brad Falchuk; Sandra Bullock/Bryan Randall

104. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#6**
This A+ list everything in her mind wants tabloid covers to be nothing but her new relationship. She is loving the extra attention. She also wants her old gig back to keep her on television almost the entire year. Jennifer Lopez/Alex "A-Rod" Rodriguez ("American Idol")

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#7**
This closeted A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a long running ensemble network hit show has been seeing a different male escort every night. Shemar Moore ("Criminal Minds")

106. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#8**
The studio must be more worried than I thought. This A+ list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee has a bodyguard who is a known sober coach too by her side day and night while filming her new movie out of the country. Jennifer Lawrence ("Red Sparrow" in London)

107. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#9**
This offspring of carpet crawling cokehead barely celebrities has a collection of Nazi memorabilia. Seems about right. Conrad Hilton

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#10**
Don’t believe the hype. Yes, she hates spending her own money again after a long break of not doing so, but this wine loving permanent A/A+ list singer doesn’t want the foreign born ex back. Mariah Carey/James Packer

109. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#11**
This former A+ list rapper certainly has learned from his reality star wife the best way to fleece fans when they think they are giving to charity but are really just lining celebrity pockets. Probably money he is hiding from that permanent A+ list rapper he owes millions to. Kanye West/Kim Kardashian/Jay Z

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#12**
This comic spends all his days hosting and all his nights doing comedy. His wife hates the weather and shopping where they currently live most of the time so he is moving. I think he is moving because the cheating is getting harder and he needs to escape some of the women in his life. Steve Harvey (moving from Chicago to Los Angeles)

111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/09 **#13**
#1 – His movie career didn’t take off like he thought it would when he quit that hit network show turned almost television show. He burned a lot of bridges and is trying his hardest to repair them but is having no luck getting himself back on the show. Chris Messina (Danny Castellano "The Mindy Project")

#2 – This foreign born B+ list mostly television actress on a hit pay cable show saw three offers pulled today and her career is not likely to recover after being called out for being racist. Sophia Turner (Sansa Stark "Game of Thrones")

#3 – And just like I told you would happen, this foreign born former boy bander has lined himself up a beard for the next couple of months of promotion. The celebrity selected was not his first choice. Harry Styles ("One Direction")/Tess Ward (U.K. chef and food blogger)

112. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/10
Most of us ladies don't have 'handyman work' in our repertoire or our basic instincts, but this glam actress, who you would think would be like the many, apparently is quite skilled with a spanner. 'She lost a diamond earring down her bathroom drain once and undid the pipes etc. to retrieve it,' says the source. 'The reason I know this story is because she was an hour late to the party and she told everyone who would listen about her reason why.' Sharon Stone (Associates For Breast And Prostate Cancer Studies' Annual Mother's Day Luncheon)

113. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/11
A source of mine went to a party recently to celebrate a movie release and she was pleasantly surprised to see an A lister amongst the attendants. She swears that somebody informed him about a Daily Mail article about his A list ex-wife and he was overheard laughing, then expressing relief over their divorce and wishing her next 'victim' luck. 'I was shocked,' says the source. 'It was a mean move.' Hardly the biggest crime in the world, but not exactly becoming of a gentleman. Guy Ritchie/Madonna

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#1**
With no money coming in and no guarantee her new single will do well, this foreign born one hit wonder is not even being shy about hooking up with guys for money. She prefers a weekly or monthly deal but isn’t picky. Iggy Azalea

115. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#2**
This B+ list mostly television actress who all of you know went from network to cable on the same show. She is telling people that she is a sex addict which has definitely been causing some whispers the past few months as she is seen with men, not her significant other. Hayden Panettiere ("Nashville")/Wladimir Klitschko

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#3**
It wasn’t that long ago that this tattooed reality star who has a pretty lucrative side gig other than her main tattoo job hooked up with this foreign born married actor who sucked at acting and sucked at reality but keeps getting shows with his equally awful at acting actress wife. Kat Von D ("Kat Von D Beauty" makeup)/Dean McDermott (Tori Spelling)

117. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#4**
This still troubled former NFL flash in the pan who almost everyone knows at least by nickname is making some money pimping out friends. He has also been known to trade them for some coke. Johnny Manziel

118. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#5**
I kid about it a lot in this space, but apparently this very very brief former A+ list mostly movie actress who now does really no acting makes close to six figures a month attending charity events full time. Sharon Stone

119. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#6**
This HBO actor from a pretty hit show not named GOT is probably B list. B+ list if you watch the show. He says he was recently date raped by a guy he picked up at a bar.

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#7**
I love how this barely a model who is a celebrity offspring of a barely relevant former B list actor pretends she is all hip hop and street. If a guy of any color other than lily white tried to touch her she would freak out because she is that racist. It is why she can’t make any money yachting. Hailey Baldwin (Stephen Baldwin)

121. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#8**
There was talk earlier this year of killing off this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress from this meh ABC show. No one really likes her. But, since the show was doing poorly anyway they figured what was the point of going through all the headlines if the show was going to be canceled anyway. It is still on the bubble. Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")

122. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#9**
Blink and you would have missed him. I don’t think our favorite foreign born closeted former boy bander who is trying to sell the beard thing really wanted his athlete boyfriend popping up on tv, but there he was. The former boy bander prefers to keep him in the background away from prying eyes. Harry Styles (Tess Ward)/Xander Ritz (in front of guy in green hoodie)

123. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#10**
I love how this closeted A+ list soccer player is supposedly spending time with his girlfriend when in fact, he and his long long term boyfriend were hiring a bunch of 20 something guys each night. Cristiano Ronaldo (Badr Hari)/Georgina Rodriguez

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#11**
That foreign born one hit wonder Roman numeral singer kept getting up during a recent radio interview and would turn her back to everyone and then do a bump of coke and sit back down. Charli XCX

125. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#12**
This multi directional rapper made a quick $5K acting as the go between for this former A list singer in a manufactured group turned reality judge and a wealthy man. French Montana/Nicole Scherzinger

126. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/11 **#13**
#1 – This B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit long running cable show has been a no show for filming for the upcoming season. There had been some bad blood at the end of last season between her and some others but everyone thought it was all good at this point. Meghan Markle ("Suits")

#2 – Kindness – This foreign born A list rapper gets a lot of flack for all the bad things she does. Sometimes though she does a whole lot of good. Like paying for the entire college tuition of one of her fans. Nicki Minaj

#3 – This closeted A list mostly movie actor with a franchise sure was getting cozy with a late night actor who has a female significant other, but apparently is open to just about anything. Chris Pine ("Saturday Night Live")/Beck Bennett (Jessy Hodges) or Pete Davidson (Cazzie David)

127. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/12
You know how annoying it gets when Hollywood actively tries to push a new star into mega stardom? Ahem. Britt Robertson. Ahem. Emile Hirsch. Ahem. Lily Collins. Ahem. Sorry. Bad cough. Well, expect this B list actress to split opinion and be everywhere in the near future because multiple sources inform me that several offers are on the table for high profile work, as well as a few big movies already in motion. 'Execs love her,' says one source. 'She'll be the next Julia Ormond.' Anya Taylor-Joy ("Split") ("X-Men: The New Mutants") ("Glass")

128. POPBITCH 05/12
Which Hunger Games actor has been told by their agent that they are losing a host of new roles because word has gone round their drinking is out of control? Josh Hutcherson

129. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#1**
Our favorite celebrity offspring who had been doing well sobriety wise took a big step backwards when she allowed a pseudo relative introduce her to heroin. He should be ashamed. Paris Jackson/Macaulay Culkin (godfather)

130. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#2**
This looking for a regular gig after his pay cable show ended has always cheated on his A list mostly movie actress wife. A problem has arisen because one of the women says she is pregnant with his child. At this point, no one has even confirmed she is pregnant but it is what she is telling him. Justin Theroux ("TheLeftovers")/Jennifer Aniston

131. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a hit NBC show with all the spinoffs was probably not thinking of his girlfriend when he was sitting in an out of the country red light district kind of bar picking a woman to take home for the night. Taylor Kinney (Alanna DiGiovanni)

132. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#4**
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who has gone up and down multiple times since a very very early age is becoming paranoid. I don’t know if it is meds or what, but she freaks out if you get too close to her. Fans have discovered this first hand as of late. Drew Barrymore

133. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#5**
It used to be this foreign born permanent A list celebrity couple would spend no more than 2 or 3 days apart. Now? They are barely keeping their marriage together by a thread and see each other 2 or 3 times a month. David and Victoria Beckham

134. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#6**
This former tweener actress turned B+ list adult singer definitely has name recognition but she is getting screwed over in her new clothing deal. She was so eager to take it that she doesn’t know how bad it is for her. She thinks it is all about clothes, but it is all about the monthly charges and she needs thousands of people signing up to make any money. Demi Lovato (Kate Hudson Fabletics line)

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress from multiple shows back in the day and then not that far back in the day has had substance abuse issues. We all know this. Apparently when she was drug shopping she allowed herself to be filmed having sex for meds. Heather Locklear; Kirstie Alley

136. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#8**
The last time this multiple Grammy winner/nominee had a hit record was almost five years ago. Even that was not huge. A hit, but not huge. You would never know it by the way she acts on this network reality show. It is as if Mariah had returned to American Idol. The demands are never ending and she is not very nice when they are not immediately met. She believes her demands should come first before anyone else. No one will miss her after the season. Alicia Keys ("The Voice")

137. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#9**
This former A- list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit cable show turned mostly movie actor in probable box office bomb provided the product to his girlfriend that got her arrested for selling. Charlie Hunnam ("Sons of Anarchy") ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")/Morgana McNelis

138. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#10**
A lot of tension, but there was nothing said and no extra demands made when this singing sibling to an A+ lister crossed paths with her supposed arch enemy/fashion designer. Solange Knowles (Beyoncé)/Rachel Roy ("Becky With the Good Hair") (Christian Dior Cruise 2018 Runway Show)

139. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#11**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor from back in the day went through a long dry spell before making a brief Academy Award winning/nominated performance. He was always in the closet when he was beating up girlfriends but he doesn’t seem to be violent at all with his secret boyfriend. Mickey Rourke

140. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress just couldn’t handle being around her married ex/co-star so bailed on everything. Jennifer Morrison/Colin O'Donoghue ("Once Upon A Time")

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/12 **#13**
A few years ago, a male escort was given a number to call. It was a local area code to that particular Florida city, but when the escort Googled the phone number it wasn’t associated with any person they could find. The male on the other end wanted the escort to come to a very exclusive resort in Boca Raton. It was not the first time a man had called from the resort looking for this particular escort. He was and is very very expensive. Very exclusive. When the escort arrived at the suite, he didn’t recognize the man (A list politician) or the name (fake) that was given either. Just another anonymous older white male with a wedding ring who wanted some same sex fun while out of town. This man didn’t want to touch or be touched by the escort. When the escort tried to give the man a hug when he walked in the door, he was pushed away. The client sat down on a sofa and directed the escort to a bed. Basically, the client wanted the escort to pleasure himself and the client just watched. At some point, the client did begin pleasuring himself too. Apparently the client finished fairly quickly and as soon as he did he told the escort to stop and to let himself out while the client went to the bathroom. The escort had no idea who the older man was until about nine months ago. Now he does. The whole world does. Mike Pence (Republican Governors Association annual conference in Boca Raton, Fla.)

142. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#1**
Who knew they hated each other so much. This foreign former boy bander not named Harry or Zayn ran into this former A+ list tweener actress who has a new record out. They were both doing interviews at Sirius. They had a few words back and forth. Some really nasty language from him towards her. Liam Payne/Miley Cyrus

143. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actress who created an iconic pay cable role was complaining this week about filming during the day outside. She thinks it makes her look 100 years old. Sarah Jessica Parker ("Sex and the City") (filming "Divorce")

144. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#3**
It was a no go for this foreign born A-/B+ list mostly television actress on this ABC show when she tried to hit on this former A+ list tweener actor turned B+ list adult movie actor. She was hitting on him like crazy for a couple of hours at a television taping and he was having none of it. Priyanka Chopra ("Quantico")/Zac Efron (Univision's "Despierta America")

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/13 **#4**
This married permanent A list mostly movie actor was filming this week in LA and waiting for him in his trailer each time he got back to it was a woman about a 1/3 his age who was half naked when he got there and naked when he left. Denzel Washington ("Inner City")

146. MR. X 05/14
She isn’t just hiding her newly enlarged breasts, this still A+ list singer has been working behind the scenes to sabotage the new release of her arch enemy. A team of people is trashing the enemy in YouTube comments and fake radio listener calls. Taylor Swift/Katy Perry

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#1**
Apparently this former nanny turned fifteen minuter when an affair was exposed is still seeing the A+ lister from that public bust. He is even paying her rent and for all those high price fitness classes she is taking every day. Ben Affleck/Christine Ouzounian

148. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#2**
This permanent A- list mostly movie actress has been doing press for the first time in years because of a movie. Apparently she still knows how to play the game because she covered for the closeted tweener her daughter was trying to beard for. Goldie Hawn/Kate Hudson/Nick Jonas

149. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/14 **#3**
This national tabloid conglomerate has been trying for the past few months to set up this permanent A+ list rapper with a woman so they can get pictures of them together and destroy his marriage. It seems to be their goal to do everything they can to ruin the marriage. Jay Z

150. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#1**
I always marvel at how you can be a movie superhero and your girlfriend can be a one named former Disney star and you can keep the whole thing secret for almost the last year. It just shows you that if you don’t want attention, you can avoid it. Tom Holland ("Spider-Man: Homecoming")/Zendaya

151. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#2**
Proving he can still be a tool, this former A+ list singer/songwriter was performing out of the country this past weekend. He saw three or four women backstage and asked them who was the best at blowj**s and that was the person he was going to hook up with that night. John Mayer ("O2" in London)

152. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#3**
This famous a decade ago foreign born celebrity/reality star/sex tape starrer/attach her name to any product for sale is pregnant yet again. Not her husband’s baby though. Considering her recent drinking, this might not turn out well. Katie Price/Kieran Hayler

153. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#4**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was at a fashion show last week and was not loved and admired by all. In fact, the staff hated her. There were some huge divas there, but the actress was the only one who complained about her seat, the bottled water selection and wanted a seat left empty beside her when she found out the person scheduled to sit next to her was not famous. Charlize Theron (Dior show in L.A.)

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#5**
You know someone is about to come out when they are asked a question about their sexuality and they say they don’t like labels. Considering how much his label and a movie studio wanted him to have a beard, this is a big step for the foreign born former boy bander. Harry Styles

155. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#6**
Perhaps our favorite OITNB drug addict should refrain from getting wasted out of her mind before posting a rant directed towards her mom for Mother’s Day. You know the producers told you to stay sober or lose your job. Perhaps this is why she tried to delete the post before anyone saw it. Whoops. Too late. Be back tomorrow for another story. She is a walking blind item. Taryn Manning

156. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#7**
I guess maybe this A list talk show/game show/radio show host should be nicer to the people he employs so they don’t start spilling gallons upon gallons of tea about his wife. You know, like the whole had kids with her drug dealing cousins. Steve Harvey

157. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#8**
If you are this foreign born A list rapper it is way better for your image to have your PR people leak all these stories about strippers and getting random women pregnant across the pond than to have anyone think you are hooking up with that closeted A list athlete who seems to go everywhere you do. Drake/Odell Beckham Jr.

158. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#9**
Right now these two religious leaders are seeing $ signs flashing in their eyes because of the new infusion of suckers. The problem is this friendship won’t last and will probably bring down both religions. David Miscavige Church of Scientology/Louis Farrakhan Nation of Islam

159. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#10**
I think that after a couple of years of looking that this foreign born A list athlete in his corner of the sports world has finally found a beard who is perfect for him. Yes, it is odd that she is barely legal, but she is probably grateful that at least she won’t be having sex with old guys like she has been over the past year. Lewis Hamilton/Sofia Richie

160. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#11**
In a ploy for ratings, the producers of this network show are going to bankroll this Housewife. Bethenny Frankel (Bravo/"Real Housewives of New York City")/"Shark Tank"

161. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#12**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a cable show that had a first home spent time with her new boyfriend yesterday rather than with her child(ren) and significant other. Hayden Panettiere ("Dallas")/Wladimir Klitschko

162. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15 **#13**
I hadn’t thought about this one in awhile when I saw one of the subjects in the news today and it brought it all back. This happened not even a decade ago, but not many people probably remember it. It involves a permanent A list mostly movie actor and a celebrity who at the time was not that high on the celebrity list and known more for who she had been married to. Things are hot and heavy between our couple and they decide they should take things to the next level. There was just one problem. OK, more than one problem. Our actor had been telling the celebrity repeatedly for a long time that his most recent ex was lying about something big. It turns out it was our actor who was lying. Our actor also told the celebrity he was into some kinky sex. She was too, BUT, he failed to mention that he also liked to involve a third person and who that person was. Finally, he was upset that the celebrity would not be willing to drop something despite her telling him that she needed to keep it in order to keep getting paid as part of her previous divorce agreement. ALL of these things came out in one night. All of it. It was the fight of fights. The argument of arguments and they were done the next day. To keep her silence, our actor wrote her a $1M check right there and then.
A list actor: Eddie Murphy
Celebrity: Tracey E. Edmonds (Kenneth 'Babyface' Edmonds and couldn’t drop "Edmonds" from her name)
Most recent ex: Mel B. ("Scary Spice")

163. MR. X 05/16
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This regular guy married this permanent A+ lister for her money. When he found out she didn’t have any, he took out a life insurance policy in her name and then killed her. In her condition and with her history of abuse he easily got away with it. Judy Garland/Mickey Deans (3 months after their marriage she died of "an incautious self-overdosage" of barbiturates)

164. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#1**
This A- list mostly television actress is lucky to have a fallback gig after she has blown through one bad series after another. The thing is though she thinks she is A+ list and, despite the full smiles at press events, the two supporting players in the reboot hate her guts. She makes them feel like she tossed them a bone by having them back when it wasn’t even up to her. Debra Messing ("Will & Grace") (Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes)

165. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#2**
This former celebrity turned reality star, turned celebrity, turned reality star who is an offspring and has a new network show coming soon night have it canceled before it airs. She called in every favor in the world to get it this far, but the show is awful.

166. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show which is in a family of shows supposedly has a girlfriend. The one he cheated on his AZ list girlfriend with. Considering how hard he was hitting on this Academy Award winning actress recently who has her own significant other I don’t think either was really interested in their respective others.
Actor: Taylor Kinney (Alanna DiGiovanni)
Show: "Chicago Fire"
Girlfriend he cheated on: Lady Gaga
Academy Award actress: Jennifer Hudson (David Otunga)
Event: Entertainment Weekly And PEOPLE Upfronts Party At Second Floor In NYC Presented By Netflix And Terra Chips

167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#4**
The A- list (for now) star of this massive box office bomb took out his stress with some strippers and hookers at a party out of the country. His long long time girlfriend might want to ask him about it when he gets back. Charlie Hunman ("King Arthur: Legend of the Sword")/Morgana McNelis

168. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#5**
This B list mostly television actress who has been playing the same role since she was a kid desperately needs rehab but is trying to finish out the season she is filming so she can keep it a secret. Plus, she likes the way the PR machine has recently swung towards her. Jodie Sweetin ("Fuller House")

169. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#6**
This born north of the border A- list mostly television actor you all love is still hooking up with his co-star and she still isn’t letting him tell anyone which is really all kinds of awkward. Joshua Jackson/Ruth Wilson ("The Affair")

170. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#7**
There are some who say this A-/B+ list mostly television actress who stars in her own network show (not on ABC) slept with the head of the network to make sure her show stayed on the air for another season. There are others who say she is still sleeping with the head of the network. Jaime Alexander ("Blind Spot")

171. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#8**
These still newlyweds who also co-star on a network show are having some big bumps in their marriage. More like rocks rather than bumps. More like boulders than rocks. It is not fun to be around them at all. Trai Byers/Grace Gealey ("Empire")

172. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#9**
Even with all of his ink, you could still see the fresh track marks in the arm of this A+ list mostly movie actor who is opening for a career revival this month. Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales")

173. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#10**
This A+ list last name recognition celebrity offspring who has really only done a bunch of reality shows recently moved because she wants to get into the family business and thinks it will be easier in the state where she has moved to. Bristol Palin

174. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#11**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner didn’t have access to his usual drug of choice while out of the country so was mixing all kinds of pills and booze. The good news? He passed out early each night in town which probably saved the women in town hours of effort in keeping him off them. Casey Affleck (Karlovy Vary International Film Festival in Czech Republic)

175. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/16 **#12**
#1 – Our walking blind item OITNB actress is back again today. Would you rather hear about her abusing yet another woman or trying to blackmail a wealthy former girlfriend. Taryn Manning

#2 – With all the reboots happening, these two extremely close former tween co-stars from a long running show want in on the action. One person who won’t be invited to join the reboot is a former co-star turned singer who would turn every press event into questions about the rapes he committed when he was younger.
Show: "Sister, Sister"
Co-stars: Tia Mowry-Hardrict/Tamera Mowry-Housley
Co-star singer: Marques Houston

#3 – This married oft troubled talk show host is hooking up with a cast member from that late night network show. Jimmy Fallon/Cecily Strong or Vanessa Bayer ("Saturday Night Live")

176. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#1**
This former A+ list child star who still has A+ list name recognition despite acting only a handful of times since he was a child has been trying to convince a woman in his life to join him in shooting up heroin rather than just snorting it. He hates using with needles by himself. Macaulay Culkin (probably Paris Jackson)

177. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#2**
This former one year wonder doesn’t have a steady source of income now that she is not bearding or yachting any longer. So, she made it clear to her A- list boyfriend that he either needs to start paying her a monthly stipend or marry her. Olivia Culpo ("Miss USA 2012")/Danny Amendola (New England Patriots of the National Football League)

178. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#3**
Apparently his "craft," or "performance art," requires this A- list mostly movie actor to cheat on his significant other as frequently as possible. Of course she is not allowed to cheat on him or even talk to other guys or he goes ballistic. Shia LaBeouf/Mia Goth

179. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#4**
KINDNESS: This A+ list mostly movie actor who is probably a permanent A lister picked up the hotel bill for a couple celebrating their anniversary. He also paid for them to upgrade to a suite. He met them in the lobby when he was checking in and the next thing you know he was paying for their stay. Brad Pitt

180. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#5**
Don’t be surprised if the former tween actress turned adult actress on a hot almost television show has multiple sex tapes released to the internet sometime in late May or early June. With no chance to make money from them, the person in possession just wants revenge. Jodie Sweetin ("Fuller House")/Justin Hodak - ex-fiancé

181. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#6**
This B+ list network reality star who wishes she was an actress or singer has been popping Adderall like candy the past month or two because she thinks she is too fat. She is pretty much skin and bones at this point. Scheana Marie ("Vanderpump Rules")

182. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#7**
They are both single so nothing salacious in these two hooking up, but it is going to end in disaster. This B+ list mostly television actress is recently television unemployed after walking away from a hit. She is hooking up with this never can get 100% sober mostly television actor who has A+ list name recognition. They are working together right now and she thinks she can fix him. Doubtful. Also, the nights when she is not at his place he has other women over who also think they can fix him. Jennifer Morrison ("Once Upon A Time")/Matthew Perry (play "The End of Longing")

183. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#8**
This foreign born multi hyphenate celebrity supposedly has a singing boyfriend but you can never be sure with her. What is sure is the doctor she has been hooking up with who also appears to be her pill supplier. Cheryl Ann Tweedy-Cole-Fernandez-Versini/Liam Payne

184. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#9**
Huh. It is amazing how those "recording sessions" lasted the same amount of time as a rehab stay. Why does no one ask the former A+ list rapper about it. Apparently they adjusted his meds too. Kanye West

185. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#10**
Shocker. "I’ve never heard of him either, but just had a word with a friend who studied at the same drama school as him and she said he was really quiet. Nice, but kept to himself. Funnily enough she said she always thought he was gay. She said he was always more close to guys than girls. She never knew who he was dating, but was always with guys on nights out." That whole A+ list singer dating thing. Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn

186. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#11**
"I had to f**k him all night to get him to buy this dress." This celebrity offspring who thinks she is a model much the same way her dad thinks he is an actor to a friend on a red carpet. Hailey Baldwin (The 70th Annual Cannes Film Festival)/Cameron Dallas

187. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#12**
This A+ list everything in her mind actress wanted to shoot her scenes again yesterday after she saw what she looked like on camera. She argued for a good 20 minutes before giving up. Jennifer Lopez ("Shades of Blue")

188. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/17 **#13**
I had an interesting conversation with a guy earlier this month who had just been involved in a blackmail scheme. Apparently there were some recordings of an actor having sex with another guy and the actor decided it would kill his career if the recordings were made public and he didn’t want to go to the police, so they wrote a check. It wasn’t a huge check. It was only $25K. That made the decision much easier to make. The person doing the blackmailing has been doing it pretty steadily for the past six months and has shown she will go through with her threats if her demands are not met. She thinks of it as a game. Yes, she makes six figures a month with her schemes, but she doesn’t take it seriously. The people she is screwing over though do take it seriously. The woman doing this is an actress who you know if you read the online tabloids and sites. She has a lot of help from a person very very close to her who are also willing to participate. At this point, the actress is addicted to the game. The problem is she is moving into a new arena now. She got introduced to some people who are not actors or singers. These guys are business people. She thinks she will be able to play the same kinds of games she has been playing. She would be wrong. The guy I was talking to knows a couple of the men who are on the hook of the actress and if she sets the hook, he knows they won’t hesitate to retaliate and that retaliation will include violence. The guy I was talking to says that even death is a possibility if she is trying to snare guys in the circle as the other two. They don’t f**k around were his exact words. If you cross them, you will be sorry. Bella Thorne (close friend Bella Pendergast or Gregg Sulkin) (Dating Pool)

189. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#1**
Apparently this southern Teen Mom 2 star had a couple day break from her creepy boyfriend and in that couple of days hooked up with two different guys. One of them she still talks to almost every day. Jenelle Evans

190. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#2**
Things appear to be over for this former A+ list singer turned reality judge turned singer turned reality judge turned part-time actress and her long time significant other. The singer/actress has been hooking up with a guy on set and partying every night with him too. Christina Aguilera (Matthew Rutler)

191. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#3**
Want to date this teen bride turned reality star turned porn star turned celebrity? Well, if you have $20K a month she will be all yours. Honestly, you could probably have about half that and she would sign on. She is tired of the one night a time thing. Courtney Stodden

192. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#4**
Put this one in the creepy dad file. This celebrity dad has been pimping out his model daughter to his married friends. He says it is because he wants his daughter to find a loving relationship. Uh huh. Bella and Mohamed Hadid (The 70th Annual Cannes Film Festival)

193. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#5**
This A- list mostly television actress from a very hit, very long running network sitcom which seems like it will never end is on the rocks with her boyfriend. Our actress picks the worst guys to date and then spends all her time trying to convince herself she made the right decision. Kaley Cuoco ("The Big Bang Theory")/Karl Cook

194. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#6**
This B list anything she can get actress doesn’t do anything really well except get her name in tabloids. Devoid of much acting talent, she is still seemingly everywhere. Anyway, she is throwing out the word pregnancy even though that is never going to happen. She does it every two years almost like clockwork. Eva Longoria

195. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#7**
This A+ list singer has been living apart from her B+ list husband who is an entirely different realm of entertainment. P!nk/Carey Hart; Carrie Underwood/Mike Fisher

196. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#8**
Why yes, that was this A+ list talk show host coming out alone of what was supposed to be couples counseling. Her significant other has been absent from the last few sessions. Ellen DeGeneres/Portia de Rossi

197. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#9**
This A list country singer is performing in an unusual place this weekend. As part of his deal, he wanted to make sure that booze and women would be provided with no consequences. Toby Keith (alcohol, woman free concert in Saudi Arabia during Trump visit)

198. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#10**
Yo. Worst actress in the world. Those drugs aren’t helping your current performance. Come to think of it though, it really couldn’t get much worse so have at it. Cara Delevigne ("Life in a Year")

199. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#11**
Another week, another story about how rich this power couple is supposed to be. Huh. Wonder how come they couldn’t get the house they were bidding on then. Beyoncé/Jay Z

200. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#12**
Drug use and a ton of cheating and boozing. It would make a great telenovela. The thing is though, all of it is destroying the marriage between this celebrity offspring turned actor and a lesser known celebrity sibling. Evan Ross (Diana Ross)/Ashlee Simpson (Jessica Simpson)

201. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/18 **#13**
These all involve a former tween actress turned adult singer. Demi Lovato
#1 – Told a woman that it would just be them in bed. Tied her to the bed and then brought in the guy she is dating and told the tied woman it was the price she had to pay. She also reminded the woman she signed a NDA.
#2 – Tells about half her fans to f**k off when they ask for an autograph. Another third get yelled at, while the rest are ignored.
#3 – Tells herself and others that all the pills she takes are necessary and medically appropriate. They are just ways for her to get high but feel like she can be preachy and make it look like she is sober.

202. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#1**
This A+ list singer hooked up with this celebrity offspring but she made the woman take a drug test first.

203. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#2**
This still teenage A-/B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family had to beg some paps to delete photos of her sunbathing topless while out of the country. Elle Fanning (at The 70th Cannes Film Festival)

204. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#3**
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actress is just short of having a handful of Oscar nominations/wins but could barely even form a sentence the other day while on a red carpet because of the pills she takes. Susan Sarandon ("Dead Man Walking", "The Client", "Lorenzo's Oil", "Thelma & Louise" and "Atlantic City, USA") (at The 70th Cannes Film Festival)

205. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#4**
What do you do when one of the millions of children in this reality family gets pregnant? You have a shotgun wedding so hopefully no one finds out the truth. Joy Duggar

206. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#5**
Took about two weeks for this A list host to start making noises about taking over the show where he is now and making it a solo thing or bringing in the co-host he wants. Ryan Seacrest ("Live with Kelly and Ryan")

207. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#6**
This reality star headed to jail said she has never done coke before but at a recent party, she looked like she knew her way around a line or five. Abby Lee Miller ("Dance Moms")

208. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#7**
With the exception of a quick rumor a few months ago, the world has gone quiet while this A- list singer turned about to be judge, split with her husband because of all the cheating. She is even seeing someone quietly. Kelly Clarkson (Brandon Blackstock) ("The Voice")

209. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#8**
This former tween actress too old for her former tween show of which she was the star laid into her agent for not getting her big movie roles. She has no idea why she is not the biggest star on the planet and doesn’t realize she is not a good actress and no one likes her. Victoria Justice ("Victorious")

210. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress has not worked much since her disaster of a network show was canceled in the middle of a season. Previously she had hit the jackpot with a long running pay cable show. Anyway, she is being cheated on by her husband.

211. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#10**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor is not the A+ lister he once was, but the married closeted actor still doesn’t have any problems picking up barely legal male teens while out of the country right now for fun back at his massive hotel suite which takes up an entire floor. Will Smith

212. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#11**
This A-/B+ list mostly television actress used to be A list. Had her own show. Twice. Anyway, she has been closeted forever. She did the fake marriage thing. She thought she was escaping for a nice quiet vacation with her girlfriend way out of the country. I think she thought no one would recognize her. She was. Now, her PR people are spinning the nature of the trip. Kate Walsh ("Private Practice" and "Bad Judge") (in Ibiza)

213. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/19 **#12**
Gone are the days when this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor was at his peak. Since his decade of A+ listedness he has slowly moved down to A list. I will give him that because everyone knows who he is and he would only headline a movie if he was offered one. He has gone down a road to where he seems well on his way to a Howard Hughes lifestyle. As for women? Multiple women have told me going out with him was the worst experience they ever had with a man. One woman was forced to tears after he berated her for 30 minutes about her oral skills. Sex is on his terms and apparently his terms change all the time. When they do change and if they don’t change with him he will yell and scream and tower over them. He will never actually touch the women when berating them but he will walk them to where they are trapped in a corner. He makes them do things they had not planned on doing just because he verbally abuses them they feel like he will physically abuse them if they don’t. Jim Carrey

214. THE WASHINGTON POST 05/19
The law enforcement investigation into possible coordination between Russia and the Trump campaign has identified a current White House official as a significant person of interest, showing that the probe is reaching into the highest levels of government, according to people familiar with the matter. The senior White House adviser under scrutiny by investigators is someone close to the president, according to these people, who would not further identify the official. The revelation comes as the investigation also appears to be entering a more overtly active phase, with investigators shifting from work that has remained largely hidden from the public to conducting interviews and using a grand jury to issue subpoenas. The intensity of the probe is expected to accelerate in the coming weeks, the people said. The sources emphasized that investigators remain keenly interested in people who previously wielded influence in the Trump campaign and administration but are no longer part of it, including former national security adviser Michael Flynn and former campaign chairman Paul Manafort. Flynn resigned in February after disclosures that he had lied to administration officials about his contacts with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak. Current administration officials who have acknowledged contacts with Russian officials include President Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner, as well as Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. People familiar with the investigation said the intensifying effort does not mean criminal charges are near, or that any such charges will result. Earlier this week, Deputy Attorney General Rod J. Rosenstein appointed former FBI director Robert S. Mueller III to serve as special counsel and lead the investigation into Russian meddling. Jared Kushner (Donald Trump’s son-in-law)

215. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#1**
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a very hit long running cable show that is now over is really in a bad place right now. She has been talking a lot about the 27 club. Ashley Benson ("Pretty Little Liars")

216. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#2**
This B+ list mostly movie actress from an acting family where she is still the least known family member has been taking her turn hooking up with this married studio boss to try and really rev up her career. Harvey Weinstein/the actress has not spoken about it yet, so I will wait until she does before revealing her name, but the clues are pretty obvious. (POSSIBLY Elizabeth Olsen)

217. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor is still hanging on to A- list. I mean he has a franchise, although not the lead. When he had that chance, he blew it. Anyway, he is out of the country and partying away minus his boyfriend. Whenever this closeted actor goes away on his own, bad things happen to him. Jeremy Renner

218. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#4**
This B+ list model/part-time actress/former girlfriend of an A+ lister used to hook up with the father of the guy she is dating now. I don't think he knows. Kelly Rohrbach/Walmart heir Steuart Walton (father Jim C. Walton)

219. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/20 **#5**
This still a teenager A- list mostly television actress who is on two hit shows for the same umbrella company joined a gym solely because they gave her a private changing room which she uses to have sex with her boyfriend every time he agrees to go workout with her. Ariel Winter ("Modern Family" and "Sofia the First")

220. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#1**
This foreign born B- list model that no one had heard of before she started having sex with that reality star has turned that into some really high fees for yachting this summer and has also put her in demand locally for some nightly yachting. Ella Ross/Scott Disick

221. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#2**
Caught on the security cameras of this Wilshire Blvd department store is this notorious old guy who was famous for being an a-hole getting serviced manually by a young woman in a dressing room. The store doesn’t want people to know they have cameras in the changing rooms. Donald Sterling

222. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#3**
Well, this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee always cheats on his foreign born A- list mostly movie actress wife who is an Academy Award winner/nominee so it shouldn’t be surprising she finally found someone else in her life too. Javier Bardem/Penélope Cruz

223. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#4**
This directionally challenged rapper is paying his bills not just by pimping out D listers and one hit wonders but also has a huge gift card scam he is running. French Montana

224. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/21 **#5**
This A list DJ is just like every other guy that has dated this VS model. He cheats on her. She thinks he doesn’t, but he does. DJ Ruckus/Shanina Shaik

225. THE GOSSIP LIFE 05/22
I was talking to a cop recently that used to work the beat in New York and she informed me that this former A list actor, who allegedly has a thing for other gentlemen, would curb crawl outside the popular transvestite clubs, pull down his limo window and invite them to a private party in his hotel room for a raw night. The least he could've done is wrapped it. Eddie Murphy

226. NY POST/PAGE SIX 05/22
1. Which A-list star has been having trouble with his partner after transmitting a venereal disease to the unsuspecting and horrified less-famous other half? Neil Patrick Harris/David Burtka

2. Which star is about to come out as a lesbian, complete with a celebrity girlfriend? The coming-out party was previously postponed when her big news was upstaged by another star's headlines. Kendall Jenner/Lauren Perez

227. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#1**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: A kiss goodbye from home is as close as the girlfriend of this closeted permanent A list singer got to the show. Apparently last night was not the debut people have been waiting for. Celine Dion

228. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#2**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This B list mostly television actress who had a big role last night was making a whole lot of demands on the producers prior to her show getting canceled. After it was canceled she became the easiest person in the world to work with to the point where she will at least get asked to come back next year. Vanessa Hudgens (Co-Host) ("Powerless")

229. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#3**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: The good news I guess is this former manufactured group singer didn’t use coke while at the actual show. That is a major improvement from her recent behavior. Pretty much everyone who saw her though thinks it is a choice between rehab and death at this point. Camila Cabello ("Fifth Harmony")

230. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#4**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently this former actor turned A list director/part-time actor dumped this A-/B+ list actress/part-time singer once again. Last night she was lamenting that he has a thing for leaving her for some barely legal teen for a few months and then eventually wins our actress back. She said it won’t happen again. Peter Berg/Lea Michele

231. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#5**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This about to star in a reboot movie B- list actress was hot and heavy with this B+ list mostly television actor who is married to an A- list celebrity. Their marriage sucks and it is not like he was super faithful during the good parts. Alexandra Daddario ("Baywatch")/Josh Duhamel (Fergie)

232. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#6**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: For a month she has been doing her best to hide it, but last night, this A- list singer from a group and solo who makes more money on a side job showed off her breast enlargement. I’m not sure why she chose last night, but everyone did a double take. Gwen Stefani

233. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#7**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: One of the nicest people anyone met last night was this current season wonder from that ongoing network reality show. A past change when the seasonal star of the show usually thinks they are better than everyone. That usually lasts until a month after a season ends. This seasonal star was amazing. Rachel Lindsay ("The Bachelorette")

234. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#8**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: This barely legal B list singer kept it together last night through some very difficult circumstances. There were a couple of times where she started to break down and cry, but then she would gather herself. Madison Beer (period stain on her white bikini)

235. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#9**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently this velvet wearing B+ list singer had hotel room auditions the past couple of days for women who wanted to be his date to the show. Ultimately, despite a steady stream of women, none of them made the cut. To be fair, at a show last year, he did bring a woman who charges by the hour, so it might not be a total scam. Jason Derulo

236. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#10**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Honestly, if it had not been for someone holding a card as they walked the red carpet, no one would have known who these big winners even were last night. "The Chainsmokers"

237. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#11**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Apparently last night, the game was to have every reporter on the red carpet to ask this former singer from a group that couldn’t sing turned reality judge if the rumors were true about her landing a big movie role. Of course they aren’t true but she is hoping all the questions will lead someone to think of her. Nicole Scherzinger ("Wicked")

238. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/22 **#12**
BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS: Our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress/keep getting fired from judging gigs was the biggest pain during rehearsals. Showed up late and was rude and looked wasted. Rita Ora (presenter)