NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#1**
This former A- list mostly movie actress who is the offspring of Old Hollywood has celebrity offspring of her own. She is also using again for the first time in ages but the results are not good. She is not as young as she used to be and the partying is taking a huge toll on her health. Melanie Griffith
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#2**
This flash in the pan B list celebrity turned very brief network reality star is on her second attempt at a relationship for publicity. Her first crashed and burned when the actor she was dating moved on to his next monthly girlfriend. This relationship probably wont last much longer than that, but she is getting some publicity, which is what she loves. Charlotte McKinney/Stephen Dorff/Scott Eastwood
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#3**
This B list mostly television actor got his big break on a long running pay cable show and now he divides his time between some network television roles and movies. Oh, the closeted actor recently got married to a woman so Im sure that will turn out well.
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#4**
This is a case where the PR team really needs to be careful. Our favorite foreign born singer/actress had her team talk up her new romance with a former A- list rocker turned live off my money and fame and not get arrested celebrity. Problem is she is also seeing a record executive on many of the same days her PR team says she was with the rocker. Rita Ora/Travis Barker
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#5**
Ticket sales have been surprisingly low. Really low. You cant cancel shows by saying that though, so the medical excuse is always better. Makes people feel sorry for you. That is what this A- list singer is hoping for anyway. Kelly Clarkson
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#6**
Look for this A- list reality star turned adult film actress turned reality star on multiple shows to go blonde. Apparently work has been drying up and her proposal to wear a blonde wig is not working. Farrah Abraham
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#7**
This Grammy winning singer is probably B list. At one point, not that long ago, the soul singer was probably A list. He is set to come out of the closet after a health scare involving himself and his boyfriend. Maxwell
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#8**
This A list singer dumped his actress girlfriend when she told him she was pregnant. I mean he has been cheating on her the whole time but he actually dumped her. When she had a miscarriage he came back. He is such a tool. Chris Martin/Annabelle Wallis
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#9**
Apparently the friend of Ryan Reynolds who was accused of trying to sell the baby photos of Ryans baby is coming forward and his version of events is completely different. Naturally. The friend is an actor on that somehow still airing almost network show. He has some very very surprising revelations and things are going to get really good. Chris William Martin/"Vampire Diaries" (along with Ryan Reynolds, he is one of only two actors to appear in both the first and last episodes of Fifteen (1990) and appeared in "The Age of Adaline" starring Blake Lively) (from Forbes interview: "My friend Chris William Martin taught me to ride when we were kids. I learned on an old 75 Honda CB750.")
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#10**
This A list everything in her mind is the subject of some whispers on set. Well, more than usual. Apparently she has been gaining weight over the past month and went up a full size in her wardrobe which is a big deal for her. Pregnant? With whos baby? Jennifer Lopez "Shades of Blue"
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01 **#11**
This actress is married. Two franchises, but not really all that well known. The name recognition outside the tabloid world is probably not anywhere close to where she is list wise. A-/B+. Her husband knows she has a temper. He knew from their fourth date. Apparently they got drunk and had sex and drank some more. He was using the bathroom and she kicked in the door while holding up his cell phone and asked who someone was in it. She then threw the phone at him and stormed out. Ten minutes later she was all over him and wanting sex again. Nothing has changed except that he now tries to record as many of her outbursts as possible and documents the injuries he has received from her. He is holding on to them, not to go to the police, but for the inevitable divorce and getting a much larger settlement than would normally be possible. He thinks they will split sometime in the next year because she cant turn down a good on set romance. It was how she met most of her exes. With her filming schedule going into overdrive over the next 12 months, it is not a question of if, but when. Gal Gadot ("Wonder Woman" and "Fast & Furious")
12. MR. X
"Stroke my ass. She was dancing like a lump on a log and she was gonna be eliminated anyway. She probably had a reaction to some fillers she was getting for those duck lips of hers quack quack! And yes honey, her partner was paid to keep his mouth shut. Furthermore, what moron let her bring her cellphone in the hospital to take a damn selfie? Girl, bye!" B-list singer/reality star/host on a fellow contestant on that competition show. You think they hate each other? Kim Zolciak/Tamar Braxton "Dancing With the Stars"
GOSSIP 10/01 **#1**
This young model has received quite a bit of attention over the past year or so. She loves seeing herself in the magazines, and, to that end, has made it a point to link herself to single men who are also celebrities.. Its all a marketing ploy on her part. She is gay, but thinks that appearing straight makes her more marketable and more appealing to both men and women. Gigi Hadid (dating Joe Jonas)
GOSSIP 10/01 **#2**
This best-selling singer is behaving in a rather puzzling way and we know why! Most singers do as much press as possible when they want to sell an album or a tour. This singer will be doing the absolute minimum. Heres why: While [she] isnt fussed about being asked about the music, she is loathe to answer gobs of questions about her relationships, her family, her body, her finances. She is quite content in her life, and she doesnt want the stress of being probed about it and being put on the defense. She puts her emotions into her music and that will have to be enough for people. All the interviews that are scheduled will be very tightly controlled. She will approve the questions in advance. Questions about relationships are only acceptable if they relate directly to a song. No awkward questions about her personal life or "Gotcha!" moments or trying to make her cry. She wants it light and fun and non-stressful this time. Shes in charge. Janet Jackson/"Unbreakable" (release date October 2)
GOSSIP 10/01 **#3**
This film from earlier this century didnt get good reviews, but it does have a memorable name and it did produce some good drama behind the scenes! It starred a couple of women you definitely know. The first is an Actress who went on to star in a TV drama for a few years. The second is best known as a Singer who has a lot of drama in her personal life. While they were filming that movie together, Singer was dating an Actor who did a whole bunch of films and TV series in the 1990s-2000s. She was madly in love with him and they dated for several years. While they were filming, Actor hung out on set and began cheating on Singer with her costar, Actress! At first, Singer thought it was great that her costar and her boyfriend got along so well, but she eventually figured out what was really happening. When she did, she went ballistic on both Actor and Actress and broke up with Actor. The year after the film came out, Actor and Actress came out publicly as a couple. But now you know that their relationship originated as a little love triangle on the set. And now you also know why Singer and Actress who were so friendly when they worked together dont speak anymore.
Actress: Piper Perabo
Singer: Leann Rimes
Film: Coyote Ugly
Actor: Andrew Keegan
California prosecutors declined Wednesday to charge Caitlyn Jenner in connection with a fatal multi-car accident earlier this year, citing insufficient evidence. Leaving Jenner to focus on helping one of her dear famous friends transition. "Caitlyn has regular girls parties, both with a group of ladies and recently one-on-one with a big A-list celebrity who has been going through a very similar journey as she did. The star is an A-LIST male, who is married with children and who reached out to Jenner," a pal tells NAUGHTY GOSSIP. At the moment, it is now clear if this action star will be as public as Jenner, or keep the big secret, secret!
17. THE GOSSIP
This A-list actor is currently working on post-production of his directional effort and hes binging hard on drugs. He cant handle seeing his ex on screen and its depressing him. Sean Penn/Charlize Theron "The Last Face"
STREET KING 10/01
Shes the first lady of his Bad Boy empire; hes the magic dragon known to wrestle over a morning bowl of Frosted Flakes just ask Usher! So, what do these two blind items share in common? Easy! Our other blind item, Palmer and Im not talkin bout coco butter. Think "Rags". "She brings home girls all time for threesomes. Its one of the reasons why he keeps her around." The drop: "He bones all the young chicks in the industry who his sons have crushes on and the sick thing about is, he goes back to tell his sons what he did in bed with the girls that they are lusting over."
Bad Boy empire: Diddy (Bad Boy Records)
First lady: Cassie
Other blind item: Keke Palmer (tv movie "Rags")
LAWYER 10/02 **#1**
This B+ list actor keeps trying to do television and failing. He has had some big success back in the day with a big television classic and even had a movie classic that may finally get a sequel after a couple of decades. Anyway, he has been taken in by the teachings of the cult and is cutting off a lot of people close to him as he gets more and more wrapped up in the cocoon. Sad to see.
LAWYER 10/02 **#2**
There she was. Our B+ list mostly movie actor who only gets that high because of her name and not her acting talent, traveling with her girlfriend. They have got this down to a science. The girlfriend walks ten feet back so she does not get in any pap shots. Our married actress never goes anywhere without the girlfriend. She could care less about the husband. Jessica Biel/Justin Timberlake
LAWYER 10/02 **#3**
This B list actor is an Emmy nominee/winner. He stars on an almost television show and is openly gay. Before the show, the actor never got lucky. I mean ever. Now, he has guys wherever he looks but he only has sex with escorts because he says they are the only ones he trusts. Titus Burgess "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt"
LAWYER 10/02 **#4**
This A list reality star, who is the youngest star in the family has been having sex with her bodyguard way more than with her celebrity boyfriend. Kylie Jenner/Tyga
LAWYER 10/02 **#5**
This former B+ list tweener turned bad actress and possible singer made about 20 trips to the bathroom on a recent flight. She would have a shot of booze and then go right back to the bathroom. She was feeling no pain by the time the flight landed. Selena Gomez
LAWYER 10/02 **#6**
This married permanent A++ list celebrity has been well behaved over the past six months, but even he could not pass up a chance to hook up with this permanent A list super model who always attends his charity functions. Bill Clinton/Naomi Campbell (Clinton Global Initiative 2015 Annual Meeting)
LAWYER 10/02 **#7**
This married B+ list mostly movie actress now that she walked away from a hit television show is arguably higher on the list than she should be because of her A list husband. Anyway, our actress appears to be cheating on her long time girlfriend or they broke up because our actress was spotted making out with a very young female model while out of the country. Jada Pinkett Smith ("Gotham")/Will Smith (in Paris)
LAWYER 10/02 **#8**
If this A+ list mostly movie actor finds out his model girlfriend hooked up with a musician from a former A list band whose members have dated countless celebrities then the girlfriend is going to be shown the door really quickly. Our actor never likes to be shown up. He does the dumping, not the other way around.
Leonardo DiCaprio/Kelly Rohrbach/Julian Casablancas (and Leo did dump her when he found out)
Julian Casablancas dated Courtney Love
Nick Valensi married to Amanda De Cadenet
Albert Hammond, Jr. dated Agyness Deyn, Ruby Aldridge, Alexa Chung
Fabrizio Moretti dated Drew Barrymore, Kirsten Dunst, Binki Shapiro, Kristen Wiig
LAWYER 10/02 **#9**
This B+ list mostly movie actor is an a-hole. That is well documented. No one was happier than me when his chance at headlining a movie crashed and burned because no one watched his movie. Apparently he has been dating a Russian woman and he beat her pretty badly. She told her family who paid a visit to the actor but have been put off retaliating against him because of his fame. Ben Foster "The Program" (a straight-spinning dramatization of cycling champ Lance Armstrongs much-scrutinized fall from grace)
LAWYER 10/02 **#10**
This former Real Housewife is an idiot. She was at a PETA event and kept talking about one of her clothing design lines that she is doing entirely in leather. Yes, people were horrified, but she didnt get it. Joanna Krupa "The Real Housewives of Miami"
LAWYER 10/02 **#11**
Apparently last year there was a scare. This A- list mostly television actor on a very hit network show who got his fame on another hit network show back in the day, was spotted with a guy. Not just spotted, but full on making out in a gay bar. Nothing wrong with that, but our actor is deep in the closet. He has had a series of beards over the years, but has never needed anything longer than for a month. Now though, he is on what will probably be a very long running show. What to do? Find him another beard. It turns out it was really easy to do that. A co-star. An actress who loves fame and with the right compensation and commitment was ready and willing. It didnt matter she was in another relationship. She didnt care at all. This was going to take her to the big time. To his friends and to his sometime boyfriends, this was all a big shock. At one point he had been set to come out and now he was back in the closet with a woman who also managed to turn this into a lifetime commitment. She loves it. No one is quite sure how she pulled off what she did, but there is no coming out the closet for the actor now and his agents and managers love it.
Television actor: Ben McKenzie
Co-star: Morena Baccarin (filing for divorce)
Show: "Gotham" (back in the day "The O.C." and "Southland")
Lifetime commitment: Shes pregnant
30. MR. X
What B/C-list actress and wife/beard to that closeted A-list actor had to leave an event early because she was drunk out of her mind and possibly washed down a mixture of coke and pills with that booze? Shes probably nervous that an upcoming memoir will expose her and her husbands shady activities that until now have been covered up by their PR team. Kelly Preston/John Travolta "Marisol Nichols Presents The Human Rights Hero Awards" "Kelly Preston Unscripted"
31. THE GOSSIP
The stars of this box office disappointment are shell shocked by what theyre recently been told by the studio. "No sequels. No spin-offs. No other appearances. Its over." They thought that despite the disappointment theyd still be back for at least another appearance as their characters. The "Terminator" Series with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Emilia Clarke and Jai Courtney
LAWYER 10/03 **#1**
This long time married former A+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on television is now A- in work, but has A+ list name recognition and probably will forever. He recently agreed to do a new movie because this former A+ list celebrity turned actress turned director promised a never ending supply of men to keep the actor happy. If there is one person who can deliver on this promise, it is her. John Travolta/Barbra Streisand "Gypsy"
LAWYER 10/03 **#2**
Why yes, that was the barely celebrity wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor eating alone in the downstairs eating hall at The Plaza. She then got a text and quickly made her way upstairs to a suite where she stayed for two hours. The suite is permanently booked by the company that her former boyfriend owns. Amal Clooney/George Clooney
LAWYER 10/03 **#3**
After recently seeing herself on television under less than ideal lighting, this former A+ list celebrity turned singer turned actress got massive amounts of work done to her face and debuted it this week. Vanessa Williams (Miss Anerica pageant Sept. 13) (New York City Ballet Fall Gala Sept. 30)
LAWYER 10/03 **#4**
After giving men another chance this past month and getting burned yet again, this A+ list singer spent all this week hooking up with her longtime girlfriend who is constantly pushed aside when a new man comes along. Rihanna/Travis Scott/Melissa Forde
LAWYER 10/04 **#1**
This A- list host/does a lot of everything to make a buck but is best known for the A+ lister he used to be married to, left his current girlfriend in the dust when he was promised threesome sex for showing up at an event that needed some big names. Hey, it was run by his former client who is a B list celebrity in her own right.
Host: Nick Cannon
A+ lister: Mariah Carey
Current girlfriend: Winnie Harlow
B list celebrity: Amber Rose
Event: "SlutWalk LA"
LAWYER 10/04 **#2**
This married NFL player was kicked out of his house this weekend after his wife saw photos of him with another woman. When the player denied the woman was anything but a friend, the woman then sent the wife a bunch of photos that were anything but platonic. Tom Brady/Giselle Bündchen/Christine Ouzounian
LAWYER 10/04 **#3**
Do you remember that Sopranos episode where Christopher went to Italy but never left the hotel room because he was so wasted on drugs the whole time? That was this former A list tweener turned do nothing while out of the country with his celebrity girlfriend. He made like one event and could not be bothered to leave the drugs behind for any other events. Joe Jonas/Gigi Hadid
LAWYER 10/04 **#4**
This former reality star who was basically kicked out of the family, is making some bucks selling stories and photos of his new girlfriend. Plus, she likes sex the way he does (rough) so he enjoys having her around for now. Oh, and he is not sharing any of the money he is making. He is just parading her in front of the cameras. Scott Disick (Lindsay Vrckovnik)
LAWYER 10/05 **#1**
This former A list mostly movie actress who cant seem to find steady work is on a downward spiral when it comes to her drinking. The actress, who has always partied, but still got roles is getting older now. Trapped in a marriage no one saw coming the actress is drinking to the point where she is drunk on almost nightly basis and needs rehab badly. Her celebrity husband probably couldnt stand her being gone that long. Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden
LAWYER 10/05 **#2**
This mostly movie actress is aging right now. She was briefly A list back in the day and has lived off the one iconic role since then. Now, she is involved with a permanent A lister and is living off his money. Apparently that money is buying a lot of bad plastic surgery which she is combining with drugs and booze. She better get it together or her meal ticket is going to walk back to his wife. Daryl Hannah/Neil Young (Pegi Young)
LAWYER 10/05 **#3**
This female celebrity chef is now divorced and free to play the field after years of cheating. Her new boyfriend called her a little overweight a few months back. Not so good for the chef who has always had body issues. She is fast becoming someone who is fighting Giuliana for the skinniest celebrity. Giada De Laurentiis
LAWYER 10/05 **#4**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor had a nice run on an almost network hit before moving into franchise movies. He barely finished his last movie before his heroin use caught up with him. He could not make another movie if it started shooting now. Sebastian Stan ("Gossip Girl") (Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier "Captain America" franchise)
LAWYER 10/05 **#5**
This B list mostly movie actress is on the verge of splitting with her actor boyfriend because of his ex. Her stalking of the actress has got out of control, but the boyfriend is trying to talk her out of a restraining order because of possible custody issues.
Actress: Kate Mara
Boyfriend: Jamie Bell
His ex: Evan Rachel Wood
LAWYER 10/05 **#6**
These two former tweener actresses turned business partners refuse to answer any questions from any reporter about anything other than their business. They make it clear they will walk out of any other interview. Therefore, they have not received any requests during what should be a very busy time for them. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen (class action suit filed by one of their interns)
LAWYER 10/05 **#7**
This B+ list rapper, who is only that high because of his current relationship with an A+ list singer passed out into the person behind him at a fashion show this past week because he was so wasted. The rapper had to be helped out of the show by two security guards. Travis Scott/Rihanna (Balmain: Front Row)
LAWYER 10/05 **#8**
This hopefully one hit wonder celebrity offspring has bailed on seeing his kid the last two months. Robin Thicke
LAWYER 10/05 **#9**
KINDNESS: I had a kindness about this actor right before summer. To show that it was not a one time thing, this B+ list mostly movie actor who has done very little television, but did grab an Emmy while he was there, was sitting on the subway with the rest of NYC. A fan approached him and handed him a note telling our actor how great he was and started to walk away. Our actor stopped the person, invited them to sit down and spent the remainder of the ride asking about the fan and then wishing them well before our actor got off at his stop. Steve Buscemi
LAWYER 10/05 **#10**
This former (thank goodness) B list mostly television actress turned reality star didnt stop hooking up with her former co-star even when he was in a relationship that led to a baby. They both love to cheat.
Actress: Tori Spelling
Former co-star: Brian Austin Green
Show: "Beverly Hills 90210"
Relationship: Vanessa Marcil (gave birth to baby in 2002)
LAWYER 10/05 **#11**
I guess its fitting that this is being written in the same month as Halloween. The thing is, it is right up there with any of the scenes you would see in a slasher movie. Apparently there are a handful of people who know this story, which is way more than you would expect with something of this significance. It happened about a decade ago on a film set outside the country. It involves a then A+ list mostly movie actor who was married at the time. Back then he was a quiet cheater and kept his indiscretions outside the country which is why he probably shot so many movies outside the US. Later he would change his strategy when it came to cheating and it backfired in a big way. Anyway, our actor was hooking up with a local woman. He was experimenting with drugs which he still does now. Usually he goes for more of the hallucinogenic variety rather than coke. Combined with the steroids and HGh he takes, he can be this rage machine that thinks he is seeing things. Since there were only two people in the room when it happened, no one knows for sure what led to it, but a woman was killed. The same woman he had been hooking up with. She had a broken neck and burns on her body. At the time it happened there was a massive hurricane in the area and no power. Production on the movie had been shut down because of the wind and rain. Our actor was staying in a house he was renting. One of the crew was called to the house by an assistant director and told to bring a tarp and some heavy duty tape. He went over to the house and the assistant director met him at the door holding a lantern. The crew member saw what he thought was a mannequins body lying on the floor. He thought it was a mannequin because he didnt think it was possible for a human to be in that position. Probably why she was dead. He handed over the tarp and tape and then left. Another crew member said that he was asked the same night if there was some kind of bulldozer available. He said yes, and when he was asked what it was needed for, he was told they just wanted to see if one was available in case there was extensive storm damage. When that crew member showed up at the holding area where the production kept all vehicles and equipment two days later, the lock to the gate was broken but nothing was missing. The bulldozer however was in a completely different spot and was covered in mud. What is bringing all of this together now is that the assistant director who was making all the calls is not receiving money from the actor any longer and has been talking to other people about selling the information he has about the woman and what happened.
Actor: Mel Gibson
GOSSIP 10/05 **#1**
Now that her marriage is falling apart, who does this very famous and pretty actress call for emotional support? A sibling? Maybe. After years of mocking them and abusing them, there might only be one left to lend a sympathetic ear. A female friend? There are lots of groups of female friends in Hollywood. However, she doesnt belong to any of them. A female colleague? Shes been in dozens of films. Surely there is another actress who would value a friendship with her! Nope. Anyone who has worked with her knows that she desperately needs to be the center of attention all the time. That "me me me" attitude doesnt leave room for anyone else. A male friend? There are actually one or two men with whom she has worked that might lend an ear (including this very famous over-50 film actor). However, they are now married, and their wives know all about her predatory ways. That doesnt exactly inspire confidence in them that our actress is only interested in friendship. An Ex? Bingo! Thats who she is now calling to receive emotional support. This is NOT a good thing! Her Ex who is also a famous actor practically unraveled after she toyed with him and then cheated on him years ago. He pined after her for YEARS after they broke up. For her to now swoop back in after all these years and act like he is her greatest confidante is really stunning.
Actress: Julia Roberts
Her Actor Ex: Kiefer Sutherland
Sibling/s: Eric Roberts
Male Actor Friend: George Clooney
GOSSIP 10/05 **#2**
This female singer has been in and out of the limelight over the years. While she cant seem to keep her stories straight over what is going on with her, we can sum it all up for you in one sentence: Shes a liar! She was in so deep at some points with different lies that even her closest friends didnt know the truth. One minute she would claim that she was pregnant. The next minute she would tell them that she had X disease. The whole time, she was just skating around the truth: She wasnt pregnant. She didnt have X disease. She just wanted an excuse to be left alone so she could do drugs all day! Her drugs of choice? Painkillers, Xanax, and Valium. It got so bad that even her partner (who has been know to do a few substances himself) couldnt take it anymore. Why did she feel the need to fake the pregnancy with her friends, to fake the disease with her fans? She thought that if she made the excuse something medical, everyone was more likely to give her sympathy and support her and back off of criticizing her personally or professionally! Avril Lavigne (Lyme Disease) and Chad Kroeger
GOSSIP 10/05 **#3**
Those who work in the television industry will find this blind item particularly juicy! Its about a TV star whose show is at the top of the ratings and his smear campaign of a TV Executive. Last year, TV Guy hired the Executive to run one of his businesses. While most readers would not know the Execs name, those in the television industry certainly do because the Exec previously headed up a very famous production company in Southern California. Everything was going well, the Executive was performing fine, and the two men were close friends, hanging out together even when they werent at work. A few months ago, the Exec went to TV Guy and asked him for a few weeks off. He told TV Guy that he felt that he was drinking too much, and that he thought he should go to rehab, but that he was concerned about his job security if he took time off. TV Guy was surprised. He had gone out socially with Exec many times, and had known him for many years. He had no idea that Exec had a drinking problem. TV Guy quickly arranged for Exec to go to a rehab facility, and assured Exec that his job would still be waiting for him when he got back. When Exec arrived at rehab, there was a letter waiting for him from TV Guy telling him that he was fired! Additionally, when he go home and started job hunting, Exec discovered that TV Guy had called mutual acquaintances all over town to tell them that Exec was an addict, that he been fired, and that it would be a mistake for anyone else to hire him! Were not attorneys, so we dont know if it was legal for TV Guy to fire the Exec while he was in rehab or to smear his name like that. However, for a man who is always telling other people how to live their lives with integrity, honesty, and compassion, TV Guys handling of this situation certainly appears to have fallen short of those values. BONUS CLUE: TV Guys show is a talk show and it has been on the air for years. Dr. Phil
54. THE GOSSIP
Several young actors (and old) are lining-up to date the C-list actress daughter of this A-lister. Theyre hungry to "take her virginity" and some of them are even in friendly competition with one another. Johnny Depps daughter Lily-Rose
LAWYER 10/06 **#1**
In the past, this B list comedienne/part-time actress/reality star had no trouble finding television gigs. She got to pick and choose. Now though, no one wants to hire her for anything because the people she came into contact with on her last job have spread the word like wildfire how awful she is to work with. Kathy Griffin
LAWYER 10/06 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actress turned hey, thanks for the part on the cable show because I needed a paycheck, skipped the premiere of her on again off again boyfriend because she didnt want to cause a scene. She would have. She is a scene causer and would have erupted being in the same place as the actress who hooked up with her actor boyfriend when they worked together.
A list actress: Kirsten Dunst
Cable show: "Fargo"
Boyfriend: Garrett Hedlund
Actress hookup: PROBABLY Rooney Mara
LAWYER 10/06 **#3**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress who was on that hit almost network show with two other stars who also had previous network hits back in the day, has gone on record saying she hates being considered for roles because of her looks. Great. I agree. On the other hand though she has tried to get the entire world to look at her by exposing herself on a red carpet and now is posing nude because she wants to show the world her "hot body." Her words. Rose McGowan ("Charmed")
LAWYER 10/06 **#4**
This B+ list mostly movie actress is an offspring. She is a great actress but has gone through some body issues. On the set of her current movie someone commented she was gaining a little weight. Apparently they said it as a joke but our actress basically has gone all Vision Quest on them trying to lose weight she does not need to lose. Bryce Dallas Howard ("Gold")
LAWYER 10/06 **#5**
Apparently this is not the first time to the rodeo for this permanent A list model and her former A list singer boyfriend. They hooked up before when they were both married. Nice. Christie Brinkley and John Mellencamp
LAWYER 10/06 **#6**
This former actress who actually made a name for herself before giving it all up for marriage, was a mess at a premiere the other night. The actress still has B+ list name recognition and had obviously taken some of her get through the day pills. Combined with her lip fillers and botox no one could understand anything she was saying and just kept nodding and smiling. Bridget Fonda/Danny Elfman "Goosebumps" premiere
LAWYER 10/06 **#7**
This NFC East superstar just got busted by his significant other for cheating and she is going after everyone he cheated with and put them out in the open. Victor Cruz and Elaina Watley (fiancé)
LAWYER 10/06 **#8**
This former A+ list tweener turned horrible actress and pretty decent singer has always just been booze and pot. That is why it is scary to see her with a pipe now and doing much harder drugs. She says it is a phase. Uh huh. Miley Cyrus
LAWYER 10/06 **#9**
He finally broke. I really thought this married really close to A+ list mostly movie actor would remain faithful to his actress wife, but apparently he did have sex with this A list actress/co-star.
Actor: Chris Pratt
Wife: Anna Faris
Co-star: Jennifer Lawrence
LAWYER 10/06 **#10**
If you ever wanted to see a foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is probably praying they never film another installment of his franchise again, drunk and passed out in a bar. You had two chances this past weekend. Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades of Grey")/Alfred Dunhill Links Championship in Scotland
LAWYER 10/06 **#11**
They usually keep their fights behind closed doors, which is also where they keep some very other special secrets. So, it was really unusual to see this permanent A list model blasting her husband at dinner while out of town this weekend. She just got up and walked out with her head down. Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber
LAWYER 10/06 **#12**
Before dinner there were drinks. During dinner there were more drinks and after dinner even more. This Teen Mom was hammered but left that part out of her story she spun this past weekend. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 10/06 **#13**
Earlier this year in a blind I told you this former A- list tweener from multiple tweener shows on a channel other than Disney would be heading to the Med for some time on yacht. At the time, she was being offered a great rate and since work is steady, but low paying, she jumped at the chance. Please, it is not like she has not had to trade sex before. Her former employer made sure of that. Anyway, she showed up, under the guise of a paying/press/promo gig which is always the preferred method. Then, you spend a night or two on some "friends" yacht and you are on your way back to LA. Apparently though, the buyers were under the impression they were going to get our tweeners co-star who is A list, although D list when it comes to being nice. There had been some kind of miscommunication. It is not like our tweener did not make some money, but she actually had to prove she was someone famous and show her credits and with all of that still only managed to get about 15% of what she thought she was going to make.
A- list tweener: Jennette McCurdy
Gig: 'Between' : Photocall at MIPCOM 2015 In Cannes
Co-star: Ariana Grande
GOSSIP 10/06 **#1**
A recent confession by a professional athlete was actually made to prevent him from being exposed and punished for a more serious problem! His sport has a drug treatment and prevention plan that they run in conjunction with the union. Pot, coke, etc. are considered "drugs of abuse." Alcohol is not considered a "drug of abuse." If an athlete is tested and found to have a "drug of abuse" in his system, he faces a whole host of serious disciplinary actions, including involuntary suspension. An insider tells us that our Athlete voluntarily "copped to a lesser charge (the alcohol problem)" to avoid being subjected to a drug test for which he would have certainly tested positive and received harsh disciplinary action, including a suspension. [Athlete] is a druggie but he copped to a lesser charge (the alcohol) to avoid the drug test and having management and the union publicly come down on him. Yeah hell miss [some big games] but his confession means that now he gets to go away to rehab and come back clean of drugs and alcohol and with no disciplinary action at all being taken against him! He also gets all the support and sympathy of management and the fans and everybody talking about how brave he is to sacrifice [some big games] and deal with his drinking problem! Hahaha. Its all bullshit because he was just really saving his own ass and the teams ass but thats the way it goes around here. The last thing we need is a player getting suspended over a drug scandal. By the way, his drug of choice? Cocaine! C.C. Sabathia/NY Yankees
GOSSIP 10/06 **#2**
The cast of this new TV show approached the premiere with such high hopes for a smash hit. Not even close. After the show recently finished last out of all network shows in its time slot, one disappointed young actress who has starred in several big screen hits decided that she will ask her agent to get her off of the series and back onto the big screen. She wont be yelling or screaming or crying to get out of the contract. Just begging.
Actress: Abigail Breslin ("Signs"/"Little Miss Sunshine"/"Zombieland"/"August: Osage County"/"The Call")
TV Show: "Scream Queens
70. THE GOSSIP
These two A-list reality stars are still on talking terms, despite the spin theyre putting out there. Its just drama for their fading brands and dropping ratings. Kris Jenner ("Keeping Up With the Kardashians") and Caitlyn Jenner ("I Am Cait")
Which TV host paid for kinky sex with a male escort, who is now trying getting ready to expose him. The closeted married man had sex at least 4 times with the escort and paid him $500 per session, that included leather and whips and nipple clamps (ouch) The escort first connected with the 4O-year-old ish on a escort website. The two agreed to meet at a hotel, where they indulged in drugs, porn, and had sex with toys! KINKY!
LAWYER 10/07 **#1**
This A list mostly movie actor is A list as long as he sticks to action. He has multiple franchises and also multiple lives he leads. This week he was taking a break with his boyfriend before heading home to his female significant other of many years. Vin Diesel ("Riddick" "Fast & Furious" "Guardians of the Galaxy")
LAWYER 10/07 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He didnt ever care what his wife did, but suddenly he is making her be with him all day, every day while he films his latest movie. They both have cheated in the past but his latest hookup was a little intense. Keeping his wife close maybe so she does not find out. Matt Damon/Luciana Barroso ("Untitled Matt Damon/Bourne Sequel")/Kate Mara "The Martian") or Matthew McConaughey/Camila Alves ("Gold")
LAWYER 10/07 **#3**
This former A list mostly television actor got too good for his show. So, now he is a B+ list mostly movie actor and causing trouble on a new movie. He is causing drama because he has slept with several extras and members of the crew and it is causing a lot of tension on a set which should be running smoothly by this point, given the history of the movie.
Actor: Patrick Dempsey
Show: "Greys Anatomy"
Movie: "Bridget Jones's Baby"
LAWYER 10/07 **#4**
This seemingly a mainstay in the blinds recently is a source for this one rather than her being the subject. She is a B list mostly television actress who used to be on a hit almost network show. Anyway, she says she was regularly a threesome partner for this former teen actress who has married some really good looking guys and her current husband who is an A- list action actor. It all ended when the actor started cheating a bunch and the former actress cut off all threesomes. Rose McGowan "Charmed"/Lisa Bonet (Lenny Kravitz)/ Jason Momoa ("Conan The Barbarian" Red Carpet)
LAWYER 10/07 **#5**
This former A- list mostly movie actor who has been a superhero is trying to promote a movie while dealing with a serious drug issue. The two things are not mixing well. He needs to get it together or his career is going to be gone in a hurry. Andrew Garfield ("99 Homes")
LAWYER 10/07 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress has had a good couple of years. When the superhero movie she is in is released, it is going to really push her up the list. Anyway, she was madly in love with some actor and he cheated on her with one of her friends. The sad thing is she was so crazy about him she probably would take him back even though he is still hooking up with the friend. Margot Robbie (Dr. Harleen F. Quinzel/Harley Quinn "Suicide Squad")/PROBABLY: Alexander Skarsgård (Alexa Chung)
LAWYER 10/07 **#7**
Yes, that was the washed up Academy Award winner/nominee of celebrity offspring buying crack from her old dealer after almost two years off the stuff. Tatum ONeal
LAWYER 10/07 **#8**
This A list model has no problems getting guys to go out with her, but has a lot of issues with them being faithful. Of course while she was married, she cheated, so, there is that. Her most recent boyfriend was spotted hooking up with a blonde model about a decade younger than the A lister.
A list model: Miranda Kerr
Ex-husband: Orando Bloom
Boyfriend: Evan Spiegel (Snapchat founder)
LAWYER 10/07 **#9**
This former almost A+ list mostly movie actor in an acting family is married. He also has a new movie coming out but has been mostly a no show at the press events because his wife found out about the fling he had with a co-star in the movie who recently ended a run on a long running cable show.
Actor: Dennis Quaid (brother Randy Quaid)
New movie: "Truth"
Co-star: Elisabeth Moss ("Mad Men")
LAWYER 10/07 **#10**
This former A+ list singer turned reality star turned singer turned reality star was supposed to do a photoshoot with some other singers. It went on without her after the magazine editors refused to cave in to her demands. She wanted to be in a certain portion of the frame and facing a certain direction. She wanted to choose which wardrobe to wear, but only after seeing what the other female singers were wearing. She wanted a private room for herself, her nannies, and her assistants. This is not Mariah or J-Lo or Lady GaGa. Christina Aguilera "The Voice"
LAWYER 10/07 **#11**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This actor was A+ list. He is dead and is still A+ list. When he was married to his first wife he didnt care whether she was home or not when he brought home women to have sex with our actor hated paying for a hotel since he had a house. His wife never tried to stop him after the first time he beat her. Needless to say, the marriage was very short lived. Marlon Brando
LAWYER 10/07 **#12**
This former A list mostly movie actress loves the publicity she is getting from this new romance that is not actually happening. Her people keep putting stories out about her and this A- list singer while he personally tries to stop all the talk. He has never messed with someone as talented as her when it comes to getting her name and face out there. Kate Hudson/Nick Jonas
LAWYER 10/07 **#13**
It was sometime this summer that I wrote a blind item about this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor and his exploits with a porn star in the country where he was filming. Our actor, who is married and committed for now to a franchise, was filming something other than the franchise. The guy was going out every night and hooking up with different women, but took an instant liking to this porn star who is really famous in her country. The two spent almost a week together every night before our actors wife finally got tired of the ignored phone calls and the phone went straight to voicemail because I forgot to charge it or left it on set excuses and flew to see him. So much for the fling. However, it turns out the porn star is now pregnant and is telling her friends that our actor is the father. She has not been able to contact the actor directly, but did send a message through his co-star on that movie who she also met. Apparently he kept his phone number while our actor had to change his after that trip. His wife will explode. Their marriage was already shaky.
Actor: Jamie Dornan
Franchise: "Fifty Shades of Grey"
Porn star/co-star: Charlotte Le Bon
Movie: "Anthropoid" filmed in Prague, Czech Republic
85. THE GOSSIP
This A-list actress of the Golden Age was so furious that a rival actress won an Oscar over her that she considered ordering a hit. She was that irate. Of course, the proposals were all laughed on and the rival actress retired soon after, anyway.
Who is our A-list actress? Judy Minnelli "A Star Is Born"
Who is her rival? Grace Kelly "Country Girl"
POST/PAGE SIX 10/07
1. Which newsman whos in a long-term relationship recently picked up a random man in Hells Kitchen for casual sex and left him covered in bite marks?
2. Which mogul nearly lost a key staff member by pushing him up against a wall after negotiations over a deal got overheated and turned physical?
3. Which publicist has an old-fashioned way of buttering up clients? If all else fails, sleep with them?
LAWYER 10/08 **#1**
This B list mostly television actor on a hit cable show who had a franchise movie come out recently and got into a lot of trouble for an interview, is cheating on his girlfriend with the former tweener turned pop star who only likes to be photographed from one side and hates donuts. How do you hate donuts?
Actor: Dylan O Brien
Show: "Teen Wolf"
Franchise: "Maze Runner"
Tweener: Ariana Grande
Interview: brags about looting Native American artifacts on Maze Runner set
LAWYER 10/08 **#2**
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is A+ list more for fame than acting at this point has dropped so much weight that her husband has someone with her that makes sure she eats at least some food every day. Too many fainting spells and emergency calls to the doctor for dehydration have led to this. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt
LAWYER 10/08 **#3**
This B list singer who everyone seems to love had a new record come out not that long ago but is so messed up on drugs right now that she cant even begin to tour. Lana Del Rey
LAWYER 10/08 **#4**
This B list mostly movie actress who may or may not be getting a divorce but is definitely not pregnant, is hooking up with a bodyguard she hired to help her out a few times a week because of the extra paps around. Jennifer Garner
LAWYER 10/08 **#5**
This Emmy nominee/winner is a B list mostly television actor. He is on a hit network comedy that has been running for several years. Apparently he is developing a reputation for treating female extras on his show like crap unless they hit on him or flirt with him. Eric Stonestreet "Modern Family"
LAWYER 10/08 **#6**
The boyfriend of this former A list mostly movie actress from back in the day when she was a teen who is still beloved despite not doing much for the past two decades, was late to the premiere of her new movie because he is hooking up with someone. She deserves better. Winona Ryder ("Experimenter")/Scott Mackinlay Hahn
LAWYER 10/08 **#7**
This former tween actress does not act any longer after quitting a hit almost network show. She is all about the music. She has a surprisingly large following. What her followers probably dont know is she has spent much of the past couple months getting treatment for severe depression.
LAWYER 10/08 **#8**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor only has success when in a franchise that he was not in on from the beginning. His other projects have bombed and one of the reasons is his fans. He doesnt like them. Oh, he will cheat on his wife with a very good looking fan from time to time, but for the most part he is an a-hole and will ignore you or tell you to f**k off. Not a pleasant guy at all. Daniel Craig ("James Bond" franchise)/Rachel Weisz
LAWYER 10/08 **#9**
I wouldnt want to try it even once, but this former A list bubblegum pop singer turned actress turned no one is sure what exactly she does B list celebrity. gets herbal enemas weekly because she thinks it will give her a better chance to have a baby in the future. Yeah, I dont see the connection either. Mandy Moore/"Dawes" lead singer Taylor Goldsmith
LAWYER 10/08 **#10**
Pretty hard to have a baby when you have an IUD inserted. This now B- list actress who was in that franchise is hiding this piece of trivia from her A-/B+ list mostly television actor husband who thinks they are trying to have a baby. Nikki Reed ("Twilight")/Ian Somerhalder ("Vampire Diaries")
LAWYER 10/08 **#11**
At this point, this B list celebrity turned brief network reality star might as well hashtag all her social media posts with blessed and put her contact information in her profile. She might be doing her best to date high profile actors but the bills are being paid by men like the guy three times her age that she was snuggling with at dinner the other night. Charlotte McKinney (Carl's Jr.'s All Natural Burger commercial)/"Dancing with the Stars"
LAWYER 10/08 **#12**
You would think that the title of biggest pain in reality television would probably go to a Kardashian. Nope. Not even close. As much as I dislike them personally, they generally show up on time and are always ready to work. No big demands either. Some of the Real Housewives are huge divas but for the most part they need the show more than the show needs them so they dont try and cross the line. Even NeNe. The biggest pain in all of reality television is this A lister. You pretty much have to be A list to cause this kind of pain and turmoil. If you were anything less, you would get fired and replaced. It all started when she got her job. She basically spent her entire waking time destroying the person she ended up replacing. Whispered in ears, whether at an event or in bed. She got her boyfriend at the time to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars so she could throw parties and dinners for the executives of the show and network. The next thing you know, the original host was gone and this celebrity who essentially came out of nowhere landed the job. From day one she insisted she be paid the most of anyone on the show. Not just the most, but double what anyone else was making. This coming from a person who had never made more than scale before. When she was nominated for an Emmy and didnt win she accused the network of not spending enough money on promoting her campaign. She went into rages because she didnt have billboards and full page ads in the trade publications touting her. Despite the nature of the program she insists on working as little as possible. Often people are waiting for her for hours. They cant proceed without her and are held hostage basically until she decides to show up or deems herself camera ready. When her work is done she does not talk to anyone on the show. She treats the crew like crap. She treats the people appearing on the show like crap. The only time she is ever nice to anyone is if there is some celebrity on the show who is higher in status than her. The thing is, everyone is scared to fire her. They keep hoping she will get another job and quit. There are some on the show who want it to take a hiatus for a season or two so she will move on and they can bring it back without her.
Reality pain: Padma Lakshmi
Show: "Top Chef"
Person she replaced: Katie Lee
Boyfriend: Married to Salman Rushdie but dating Ted Forstmann
Nominated for an Emmy in 2009
GOSSIP 10/08 **#1**
Uh oh. It looks like this famous familys problem with drugs is spreading! The First Girl landed in rehab in the past year after a scary health emergency. The Second Girl is now "hanging out" with one of Hollywoods most notorious drug dealers. This is the same dealer who was traveling around and partying with this perpetually off-the-wagon Actor and Actress last year. The Actor and The Actress who were "couple" at the time both wound up in rehab after "hanging out" with the dealer. The Girls famous family includes multiple celebrities in the entertainment industry who are well-acquainted with the perils of addiction. Since The Second Girl is not exactly engaging in model behavior right now, we hope that they are able to recognize the symptoms and get her the help she needs.
First Girl: Ireland Baldwin (Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger)
Second Girl: Hailey Baldwin (Stephen Baldwin)
Actor: Zac Efron
Actress: Michelle Rodriguez
Dealer: Mohammed Al Turki
GOSSIP LIFE 10/08
This A-list actor, who happens to be worth hundreds of millions, isnt planning on leaving his fortune to any of children. Charity? Nope. Friends? Nope. Family? Nope. Guess. Tom Cruise (Scientology)
GOSSIP 10/08 **#2**
This pregnant celebrity is claiming that she is due on a specific date. Not true. We found out that her due date is actually not even close to the date she is promoting! However, in true publicity-seeking fashion, she wants the date to be as memorable as the birth itself, so thats what she is telling everyone. How much can you manipulate a delivery to fit a specific date? Kim Kardashian/Christmas Day
Which LA model/socialite is getting fed up being linked with any male celebrity in need of a beard? Shes trying to convince her people that a gay relationship hasnt hurt Cara Delevingne so why shouldnt she come out too? Kendell Jenner
LAWYER 10/09 **#1**
While at a charity event this week, this newly divorced celebrity chef focused her attention on the under 25 male crowd. As is her custom lately she found two guys to go home with her instead of just one. This is becoming an almost weekly fetish of our chef. Giada De Laurentiis (Autism Speaks To Los Angeles Celebrity Chef Gala)
LAWYER 10/09 **#2**
This married A list singer/part-time reality star loves being on the road. He can be in and out of a town in a day and have sex with someone and never have to see them again. Apparently he thinks it is much harder to cheat on his wife at home rather than the road and much more likely to be busted at home by paps or someone looking to make a buck. Adam Levine
LAWYER 10/09 **#3**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is known for her big television/movie role got yet another breast enlargement. After years of being one size, she has now jumped multiple sizes over the past year. She told a friend it was just a lift, but got carried away and then wanted a little more. Sarah Jessica Parker "Sex and the City"
LAWYER 10/09 **#4**
In exchange for an interview when his return to the franchise movie is released, this A+ list worldwide website has been posting story after story about how great this A+ list mostly movie actor is and totally ignoring any of the things that got him in hot water over the past month. "People"/Matt Damon (gay actors should stay in the closet)
LAWYER 10/09 **#5**
This foreign born B+ list singer is a new dad. He has barely seen his child because he has been out most nights cheating on his wife. Marcus Mumford (born in California moved to his parents native England when he was only six months old)/Carey Mulligan
LAWYER 10/09 **#6**
Dont be shocked if you see a divorce announcement from this actor/actress couple before the end of the year. I really thought they would try and stick it out through the holidays but the former B+ list mostly television actress turned the same in movies loves that she is filming a movie again after the mild success she had in one earlier this year. Her foreign born A list mostly movie actor husband is still dead set against her working and is seeing someone else. Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds
LAWYER 10/09 **#7**
It was supposed to be a chance for her to get her life together, but this Teen Mom is lying about what she did for a month in her life. Leah Messer
LAWYER 10/09 **#8**
This married multiple Academy Award winner/nominee A list mostly movie actress usually confines her cheating to film sets, but has been hooking up with a producer of her latest movie while out promoting it. Meryl Streep/"Suffragette"; Cate Blanchett/"Truth"
LAWYER 10/09 **#9**
This former A list singer, who now just spends his time looking creepy and doping drugs with an A+ list mostly movie actor has to be in the top 5 most frequent celebrity meth users. He is out of control. Marilyn Manson (Johnny Depp)
LAWYER 10/09 **#10**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This permanent A+ lister who has an A list offspring could not finish what was to be her last movie. Her drug use was such that she was unable to stay coherent for more than an hour or two a day. Judy Garland (Liza Minnelli) (In February 1967, Garland was cast as Helen Lawson in Valley of the Dolls for 20th Century Fox. During the filming, she missed rehearsals and was fired in April, replaced by Susan Hayward)
LAWYER 10/09 **#11**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: This actor was on an all-time hit show. He was not the lead, but was second fiddle. This was an iconic show with an iconic actress. Our actor was a drunk and only got hired because he was best friends with the lead actor of the show who was married to the actress,. Our actor would generally be drunk while shooting and was hated by the woman who played his wife.
Show: "I Love Lucy"
Actor: William Frawley
Lead actor/actress: Desi Arnaz/Lucille Ball
Played his wife: Vivian Vance
LAWYER 10/09 **#12**
#1 This A+ list mostly movie actor for most of his career almost didnt go to the premiere of his biggest movie, which some consider to be the best movie of all time because one of his co-stars was not invited. She did win an Academy Award for her performance though. Clark Gable/Hattie McDaniel ("Gone With the Wind")
#2 This A- list mostly movie actress who probably has a thousand books published about her life once slept with this A list mostly movie actress who was an awful mother. The awful mother basically stalked the A+ lister afterwards but could never get another night with her. Marilyn Monroe/Joan Crawford
#3 This actress, who some say lived a fairy tale life before she died still young was dating the man she would later marry and live with until she died. While dating she found out she was pregnant with the baby of one of her married co-stars but had an abortion without telling the co-star or her future husband. Grace Kelly (Rainier III, Prince of Monaco)/Bing Crosby (filming "The Country Girl")
#4 This A lister died at a very young age. Had a great last name that most people use as a first name now. She died due to an infection from an abortion her frequent A list co-star (multiple Academy Award winner/nominee) and the studio made her get. Jean Harlow/William Powell
GOSSIP 10/09 **#1**
This actress has starred in more than one successful TV series. She has this quirk about her. Although she got her first and her second big jobs because she is a member of a minority group she now tries to distance herself from that group whenever possible! [Actress] has a certain self-loathing about her background. She gets annoyed when people describe her as X. Her [Significant Other] is X, but other than that, she doesnt want to hire them and she doesnt have many X friends herself. She thinks that it makes her seem more upper class. Whenever I talk about someone she doesnt know, the first thing she asks me is "Are they X?" like she is getting ready to be dismissive of them if they are X. Its just weird. Raven-Symoné (doesnt like black-sounding names)
GOSSIP 10/09 **#2**
This ex-husband hates that his divorce puts him under the microscope. But what he hates even more are rumors about how his sexuality contributed to the demise of his marriage. Since he thinks that those rumors could hurt his career, he is already making sure to be seen in public with beautiful women as his dates. He figures that if you hear stories about him with new women often enough, those gay rumors will fade away. Yes, hes orchestrating all of those "secret" rumors and "eyewitness" accounts. Its exhausting trying to keeping up with his manipulative actions plus his ex-wifes participation in a PR-spread rumor of a relationship to keep up interest in her career. Frankly, were already bushed just thinking about how many times these phony stunts are bound to repeat in the next year or two! Gavin Rossdale (Gwen Stefani)
GOSSIP LIFE 10/09
This A-list actor rejected many opportunities to return to this franchise because of monetary and script disagreements. Theyre still holding out hope that hell make a cameo. Hugh Grant/"Bridget Jones's Baby"
LAWYER 10/10 **#1**
This A+ list singer had a party in her honor earlier this week. Wasted on drugs and booze, the singer took it out on fans and other people that were at the event. Yelling and swearing at some and getting others thrown out. The event went from classy to trashy really quickly. Rihanna (8th Album Artwork Reveal)
LAWYER 10/10 **#2**
If you listen to the statements of this A+ list mostly movie actor about the breakup of his best friends marriage you have to read between the lines to figure out what he is thinking. If you ask him directly he will tell you that he hates the wife of his best friend and they only stayed together as long as they did because she kept getting pregnant. He says she got pregnant twice when the husband did not think it was possible. Matt Damon (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner)/Affleck-Garner Marriage In Shambles Long Before Ex-Nanny Entered Picture: Matt Damon Reportedly Convinced
LAWYER 10/10 **#3**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor, who is all about his action franchise has been trying to cover for his aging appearance by using botox for the first time. There is also the mini-facelift procedure. It all makes him look so different from what we have grown to expect. It is almost more jarring than how quickly he seems to have become old. Liam Neeson "Taken" franchise
What presidential candidates more than close friends relationship with her former aide will be inferred in several media outlets in the next coming months? Some tabloids overseas have been more ballsy and hinting that both ladies are in open marriages with their husbands which explains a lot. Hilary Clinton (Bill Clinton)/Huma Abedin (Anthony Weiner)
LAWYER 10/11 **#1**
After their last international trip together was a disaster, this former A+ list tweener who has new music finally coming out, just hooks up with this wannabe model/celebrity offspring when they are in town together and she needs a few bucks. Justin Bieber/Hailey Baldwin
LAWYER 10/11 **#2**
Even though a movie has started shooting with this B list mostly movie actress who has a stalled franchise, the studio is pressuring producers to dump her because she is considered box office poison. One bomb after another, including a very recent one. Rooney Mara
LAWYER 10/11 **#3**
This model/one time actress in a movie franchise that requires no acting skill who has a boyfriend who only stars in movies that require no acting skill, spent a flight from London to LA being as rude as possible to a crew of flight attendants. Just one thing after another and made it clear she thought them beneath her. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham
LAWYER 10/11 **#4**
This former SI cover model was at first happy people wanted to take their photo with her the other day. Way more than normal because she is rarely recognized. She was less than thrilled though when she found out they all thought she was Khloe Kardashian.
LAWYER 10/12 **#1**
Apparently coke is more important than saving her marriage. At an event this past week, this foreign born permanent A list model was wasted on coke before she even arrived and kept at the coke use during the entire event. Her celebrity husband is probably gone for good at this point. Kate Moss/Jamie Hince
LAWYER 10/12 **#2**
After years with the same hair stylist, this former A list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show that ended on television a long time ago dumped the stylist. Apparently the color put in her hair was not what our actress wanted and verbally let the stylist know that in front of everyone and then called several times after to make sure the point really was driven home. Kim Cattrall "Sex and the City"
LAWYER 10/12 **#3**
I guess because she is selling something, this former A list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that was based on a movie, who has only had misses since then was signing autographs. You wont ever get a photo with her, but she was, for once signing autographs. That didnt last long because she got into a verbal argument with a guy who wanted her to sign a cast photo from the show which made her famous. She refused and then he said something and she said something and she told everyone she was finished after signing two. The thing is, I would not put it past her to have used the person as a stooge just to make it look like she was wronged. Sarah Michelle Gellar "Buffy the Vampire Slayers" ("Foodstirs", an e-commerce startup that makes baking kits for the Instagram and Pinterest generation)
LAWYER 10/12 **#4**
Although she walked in Paris, this model/celebrity offspring was supposed to be at one other show but canceled last minute because her coke use is out of control. Previously a casual user, her boyfriend has her using almost constantly at this point. Gigi Hadid/Joe Jonas
LAWYER 10/12 **#5**
Look for this closeted A- list mostly movie actress, who is only that high because of that franchise, to be spending a lot of time in NYC or moving her new girlfriend back to LA. Our actress met a waitress while in NYC and is head over heels in love. Kristen Stewart (broke up with Alicia Cargile)
LAWYER 10/12 **#6**
In a hookup no one probably could have seen coming, this singer with a boyfriend she doesnt have sex with. hooked up with this former A list mostly television actor from a hit network show who has moved on to movies. The two were in town at the same time and one thing led to another.
Boyfriend: Russell Wilson
Actor: Patrick Dempsey ("Greys Anatomy") ("Bridget Jones's Baby")
LAWYER 10/12 **#7**
Despite her preference to date men who will pay her for the pleasure, this southeast Housewife wants fame just as badly and to keep herself on the show, so she hooked up with a family member of another Housewife. Porsha Williams "Real Housewives of Atlanta" hooked up with Sheree Whitfield's 19-year-old son Kairo
LAWYER 10/12 **#8**
This permanent A list singer is filming a movie which will probably be horrible. She insists on no more than two takes to get back to her trailer and wine. Mariah Carey (directing Hallmark Channel movie "A Christmas Melody")
LAWYER 10/12 **#9**
This former B+ list mostly television actress will make her return to television this season after a long absence from the screen because she is not a very good actress and won the television lottery with her long running network show. Anyway, she is usually the one being cheated on, but the tables were turned last week when she hooked up with a barely (and I mean barely) legal D list actor. Eva Longoria ("Hot & Bothered")
LAWYER 10/12 **#10**
This celebrity probably has A list name recognition to go along with being an A list a-hole. He is also a convicted child molester. Apparently he has become worse. He constantly is having sex with other women while his significant other is home with him. He knows she wont leave him so does what he wants, when he wants.
LAWYER 10/12 **#11**
Earlier today I wrote about a permanent A list model. At the same event where she was using coke she also got into a screaming match with this washed up B list mostly movie actress turned escort to anyone with enough money. They really do hate each other. (Sexy Fish restaurant launch in London) Kate Moss hates Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 10/12 **#12**
In what is becoming a familiar pattern for this foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who is now an A lister, he has cut another person out of his life. This time it is his father. Well, let me clarify. His father is in his life in name only and when it suits the actor. Our actor is not exactly known for his good works or deeds. In fact, he is probably in the top five pain in the butt actors to work with. He is a jerk and an a-hole, but is really good looking so keeps getting more chances. Our actor talks a good game about charity and how his father inspired him, but the truth is, when his dad needed him the most after an operation, our actor bailed. His dad had some work done on his brain which had a lot of side effects. Instead of getting his father the help he needs, he cut him off and the dad is now living at an old family friends home with no income and no way to work with his condition. Meanwhile, our actor keeps using the dads name as an example of how good our actor is. It is an awful situation, but our actor doesnt care. As always, our actor always puts himself first. Ryan Reynolds (and then his father died right where he left him) (his father had Parkinson's Disease)
GOSSIP LIFE 10/12
This former A-list teen star is thinking of leaking nudes just before the release of her upcoming movie. She needs to get some decent offers in. Shes late teens/early twenties. Victoria Justice "The Outskirts"
LAWYER 10/13 **#1**
It was the first time in a long time, this closeted NFL player talked about his celebrity girlfriend. Apparently she is kind of over the whole beard thing so he is really talking it up so she will stick around. Aaron Rodgers/Olivia Munn
LAWYER 10/13 **#2**
This former B- list mostly movie actor got his brief fame from a hit pay cable show. He didnt act for several years. Now he is back acting and not telling his down low hookups with men or his public hookups with women that he is HIV+.
LAWYER 10/13 **#3**
The attitude from this married foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is in a franchise, might not just be because no one wants to hire him, but also a drug problem. Apparently our actor is hooked on pills. Not something I expected to hear about him. Daniel Craig
LAWYER 10/13 **#4**
As is the norm when this Academy Award winner/nominee who got his start on television visits this infamous celebrity, the celebrity had a 19 year old ready and waiting for the two of them to have sex with. The celebrity has no shortage of women he abuses, but it is really disappointing the beloved actor joins in. Jared Leto/Terry Richardson
LAWYER 10/13 **#5**
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is no stranger to cheating cheated on her significant other with a recent co-star. The good news is she left her significant other before anyone besides him really found out. Lots of people are going to be disappointed the co-star is taken.
Actress: Sienna Miller
Significant other: Tom Sturridge
Co-star: Charlie Hunnam (dating Morgana McNelis)
Movie: "The Lost City of Z"
LAWYER 10/13 **#6**
Throw out a story that makes people want to go aww and they choose it over the truth. This former tweener turned bad actress and as yet to be seen singer has a drug problem, no matter what she says or which tabloids pull out their kneepads. Selena Gomez (chemo treatment for lupus)
LAWYER 10/13 **#7**
This former tweener who actually started before she was a tween had a pretty good summer with her music. She was recently out of the country and cheated on her actor boyfriend with a woman she met working at the hotel where our singer was staying. Demi Lovato (Cool For The Summer)/Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 10/13 **#8**
This wealthy executive managed to pull off a feat that is not that rare in this household. Two years ago he had sex with a former A+ list mostly movie actress who does not work all that much any longer. Last month he had sex with the actress daughter of the former A+ lister. They have shared before. Demi Moore/Rumer Willis (PROBABLY: Ronald Burkle)
LAWYER 10/13 **#9**
With no chance of a wedding and with no more money making joint opportunities to be had, these two very recent former reality stars are calling it quits. She is actually seeing the musician she hooked up with during filming of their show. Kaitlyn Bristowe/Shawn Booth (POSSIBLY: Doug E. Fresh)
LAWYER 10/13 **#10**
This foreign born reality star from a show that is about to bite the dust, loves to pretend what a great businessperson she is, but the only thing she did was burn through millions of dollars of other peoples money and was only thinking of herself when all her employees lost their jobs. Caroline Stanbury "Ladies of London" (custom gift service company Gift Library)
LAWYER 10/13 **#11**
This married a-hole of an aging actor who got his start in the original way back in the day and has milked it for decades while hating it at the same time kept asking a female reporter to go back to his hotel room with him and would not stop touching her. The guy is creepy. William Shatner "Star Trek"/Michelle Tapper
LAWYER 10/13 **#12**
He might not be able to watch porn where he is staying, but this former reality star from a very popular reality show turned hated celebrity is still cheating on his wife. Apparently the two have been hooking up for almost the past month. The woman he has been hooking up with told people close to her that he wants to marry her. Well, that is what he told her which she passed along. She may be right because his wife has spoken to a lawyer within the past week. Josh Duggar (in rehab) "19 Kids and Counting"
GOSSIP 10/13 **#1**
We received multiple tips over the weekend that these two famous singers were engaging in some blatant PDA while on stage! X and Y are officially a couple! They were sucking face during the middle of a performance! Another wrote: Its obvious that X and Y were kissing and are deeply in love! When will they announce that they are a couple? I cant wait! Another reader told us: X and Y were fucking on stage!!! They totally stripped down during a song and started humping each other and they didnt even care that everyone saw them!!! No. No. And no. Just no. This is simply a case of two energetic performers and friends running around on stage and bumping into each other and getting tangled up. Then they were leaning in to hear what the other one was saying above the screaming crowd. That does not equal sucking or humping or fucking. Sorry, kids! We know that you really, really want to see at least one couple emerge from this group of friends but this couple is not it! Liam Payne/Louis Tomlinson ("One Direction")
GOSSIP 10/13 **#2**
You may think that this couple has been together for several years and currently lives together. What you dont know is that they actually broke up a couple of months ago! We hear that the taller one moved out, and that the shorter one is pursuing a new love interest. While no breakup announcement is planned, there are a couple of clues out there that their relationship is over. While they are both active on social media, they have since unfollowed each other. And when one of them faced some criticism recently, the other did not jump in to offer support. Instead, they chose to distance themselves from the situation.
Taller one: Azmarie Livingston
Shorter one: Raven-Symone
Shorter one pursuing: Samira Wiley "Orange Is the New Black"
Shorter one controversy: Raven-Symone says she wouldnt hire anyone with a ghetto name
LAWYER 10/14 **#1**
This fixture in the blinds is a B list mostly television actress on a hit network comedy. She claims to have a boyfriend, but she was certainly not acting like it at a dinner the other night with a guy not her boyfriend while she was out of LA. Sarah Hyland "Modern Family"
LAWYER 10/14 **#2**
If there is one thing you dont tell this A- list mostly movie actress, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and filming a franchise, it is that she needs to look slim for a certain portion of the movie. Our actress, who has always had an eating disorder has almost collapsed several times over the past week because she is not eating. The only thing that has saved her from falling a few times are pieces of the set or people she has been able to hold on to. Renee Zellweger "Bridget Joness Baby"
LAWYER 10/14 **#3**
This former A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show that has been buh bye for quite some time is married. For now. Her husband says our actress gets drunk and abusive, both verbally and physically and he moved out of the home they shared.
LAWYER 10/14 **#4**
This B- list actress barely works right now. She was in that franchise. This past week she talked about how she was fully involved in her new product line and blasted celebrities who dont. Hey, for years, she has been begging companies to let her throw her name on anything as long as there was a paycheck. Ever since she got married she thinks she is really high and mighty and above everyone else. Nikki Reed ("Twilight")/"Freedom of Animals" (ethical handbag line)
LAWYER 10/14 **#5**
One of the children of this Academy Award winning actress is not the biological child of the people she calls her parents. Yes, her mom is her mother, but the man she calls dad is not. The husband of our actress knows the truth about the affair, but the daughter doesnt.
LAWYER 10/14 **#6**
While his foreign born B list actress wife who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is out promoting her new movie, her celebrity husband has been taking full advantage of her absence by spending more time with his go to side piece. Carey Mulligan "Suffragette"/Marcus Mumford
LAWYER 10/14 **#7**
These two celebrities seemed like they were bff. Well, for a short time they were and had planned on a reality show together. Apparently they both wanted this A list rapper for themselves and the arguing became hitting and now the two dont speak to each other. Amber Rose/Blac Chyna (PROBABLY: Future)
LAWYER 10/14 **#8**
This married A list singer claims to have the perfect life and marriage, but she must know her celebrity husband cheats on her a lot when he is out of town, which is frequently. Carrie Underwood/Mike Fisher (Nashville Predators of the National Hockey League)
LAWYER 10/14 **#9**
Last week this A- list mostly movie actor was telling his co-star/girlfriend they should get married. This week he is hooking up with the actress he beats up and the co-star says she has lots of secrets to spill.
Actor: Shia LaBeouf
Co-star: Sasha Lane
Movie: "American Honey"
Actress he beats up: Mia Goth
LAWYER 10/14 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actor who went from a hit cable show to a hit almost network show, has tried to stuff himself back in the closet the past few years, but I think even he is getting tired of the act. The actor has started posting photos of his boyfriend to social media. He doesnt call him his boyfriend, but it is a start.
Actor: Colton Haynes
Cable show: "Teen Wolf" (MTV)
Almost network show: "Arrow" (The CW)
LAWYER 10/14 **#11**
This former A list tweener was stopped before he went out to appear on live television yesterday. A handler for the event, zipped up the coat pocket of the tweener after spotting a vial of coke in the pocket. He wasnt the only one who noticed it, but the only one who did anything about it. Joe Jonas (announced American Music Awards nominees)
LAWYER 10/14 **#12**
You wouldnt know it by looking at them. This foreign born A list mostly movie actor (#1) and his A-/B+ list mostly movie actress frequent co-star (#2) have a habit of destroying not only their own relationships, but those of others too. It all started a few years ago when they were working on a movie together. The pair had been ruthlessly hazed on set by some of the other co-stars. To get even, the pair took some photos of one of the co-stars, who is an A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family. The photos showed the co-star canoodling with a woman. The photos were sent to the actors wife who shortly after the photos were sent, separated from her husband. Fast forward a few years. Our actor and actress are involved in relationships other than with each other. They get sent a script which they both want to shoot and start hanging out and discussing it. The next thing you know they are in bed together. Our actress almost immediately gets busted by her actor boyfriend. He goes on a drug fueled rampage. It is an interesting side note that our actress got her boyfriend hooked on drugs in the first place. Meanwhile #1s actress girlfriend hears about the drug fueled rampage and starts asking questions about why it happened. #1 admits what happened. He could really say anything because his girlfriend is not going anywhere. She is locked in. She does have some drug issues of her own, but has been fighting the urge to start using again. The only time she really leaves the house is to see her therapist or go to a meeting. Work is almost non-existent. I think she is scared to leave for long because #1 might change the locks. Fast forward a bit further and the two are shooting that movie that brought them back together. It took them all of two days before they were hooking up again. This whole thing is just going to explode in front of them.
Actor (#1): Ryan Gosling
Actress (#2): Emma Stone
Movie: "Gangster Squad"
Actor who hazed/wife: Josh Brolin/Diane Lane
(#1) girlfriend: Eva Mendes
(#2) boyfriend: Andrew Garfield
Current movie: "La La Land"
Weve told you before that this guy is unable to handle the pressure his family puts on him to be part of their money-making operation; that he suffers from severe depression; and that he uses drugs to escape. And now his situation has actually taken a turn for the worse! In the past few months, he has been spotted multiple times at a certain apartment complex in Southern California, just outside of Los Angeles. He doesnt live there. The residents of this complex are much more downmarket compared to the wealthy family from which he hails. When he drives up in an expensive car like a Rolls Royce or a Bentley or a Range Rover, people notice. When he gets out of his car and goes straight into a known drug dealers apartment and stays there all day, people notice. What is this dealers specialty? Crystal meth and crack cocaine. Our guy is heading down the same road as a former member of his family.
Guy: Rob Kardashian
Former Member Of His Family: Lamar Odom
GOSSIP LIFE 10/14
This A-list singer is furious at a network that recently fired him. They went around it in such a low class way that the A-list singer found out about the news via texts! The shock of it has put him into a slump. Tom Jones "The Voice UK"
LAWYER 10/15 **#1**
The celebrity wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor provides financial support to a known celebrity racist. Amal Clooney/John Galliano (Alma Clooneys fascist fashion fail)
LAWYER 10/15 **#2**
This Pretty Little Liars actress was hot and heavy for this former tween actor about to be huge last weekend, sure was acting differently back in LA this week when she was hot and heavy for a guy old enough to be her father. Ashley Benson/Nat Wolff (cast as lead actor in American adaptation of the popular Japanese manga series "Death Note")
LAWYER 10/15 **#3**
The whispers are becoming louder for this A list in her mind everything that she is pregnant. More and more people on set are talking about the new angles which she is being shot to avoid seeing any baby bump. Jennifer Lopez (TV show "Shades of Blue")
LAWYER 10/15 **#4**
The current girlfriend of this A+ list mostly movie actor would not stop name dropping her boyfriend at an event this week. She was trying to get attached to any project she could by using his name. I think she realizes her time in the limelight is small and she is trying to make the most of it but everyone thought she was too pushy about it. Kelly Rohrbach/Leo DiCaprio ("La Mer" party)
LAWYER 10/15 **#5**
At least she was polite and willing to share. This former A list reality star who is a celebrity offspring and now is back in reality television was doing some coke in the bathroom at an exclusive party this week right at the bathroom counter. One person who moved to the sink next to our reality star says the star offered some of the coke when she realized the woman was looking at her. Nicole Richie ("La Mer" party)
LAWYER 10/15 **#6**
This OITNB actress got into a really loud argument with this former A list tweener actress who had her own show and still acts like she has her own show even though she barely works. The former tweener was heard by the OITNB actress making rude comments about how the OITNB actress got her role.
A list tweener: Victoria Justice "Victorious"
OITNB actress: Dascha Polanco
Event: Cosmo Latinas' Fun, Fearless Awards
LAWYER 10/15 **#7**
Just as the NBA season gets underway, this top 10 player who has a lot of children with a lot of women is cheating on his latest girlfriend with another woman. Hey, at least he didnt cheat with a high schooler this time. Dwight Howard "Houston Rockets" (8 kids and 8 baby mamas)
LAWYER 10/15 **#8**
Been awhile since there was a good family feud. These two sisters are both actresses. Mostly movie. The older sister used to be the big star, but her career is starting to fade into indies while her younger sister is rocketing towards A list. Apparently the two barely speak to each other any longer because of the jealousy of the older sister. Rooney and Kate Mara
LAWYER 10/15 **#9**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort keeps showing up to big events. Half of the time she causes a scene or wants all the attention. Because she is at all these parties, it makes her look like she is invited. Nope. Almost every single time she is a +1 of someone. Now though, some party planners are making it clear that no one is allowed to bring her as a +1. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 10/15 **#10**
This A- list mostly television actress on a very hit network show who also happens to have an Academy Award nomination/win, went off on this A list reality star yesterday. For 20 minutes she ranted about how the reality star glossed over the whole homewrecking thing she did to our actress and blames the reality star for everything that happened to the boyfriend of the actress after they split.
Actress: Taraji P. Henson
Reality star: Khloé Kardashian
Boyfriend: Lamar Odom (he proposed to Taraji one week before he met Khloé)
LAWYER 10/15 **#11**
Proving once again that he is a tool among tools, this B list mostly movie actor, who thinks he is way above anyone else in life told his actress girlfriend that he was far too busy being a star to attend her premiere. She has been his arm candy at things for him, but he would rather have dinner with that B+/A- list former franchise actress he is co-starring with now.
Movie actor: Jesse Eisenberg
Actress girlfriend: Mia Wasikowska
Movie premiere: "Crimson Peak"
Former franchise actress: Kristen Stewart ("Twilight")
Movie: Untitled Woody Allen Project
LAWYER 10/15 **#12**
OLD HOLLYWOOD: Much has been made of the life and career of this former A list mostly movie actress. Books and films have been made about her and she was involved in so many relationships either as the other woman or the woman being cheated on. After her movie career, she had a tragic life. This though is about what she did before and during the early stages of World War 2. Our actress was a spy against the US. While seemingly the rest of Hollywood was joining the military, our actress was touring bases and meeting dignitaries and passing everything over to the Soviet Union. Our actress was a die hard communist. She was so committed to the cause that she basically gave up movies for half the year each year to go to New York. She said she went there for Broadway, but even though she was married she ended up sleeping with countless men who the Soviets wanted to blackmail and get information from. She was a famous face and every man she flirted with instantly wanted to sleep with her. She was the perfect honey trap. No one had any idea she was setting them up to be used and blackmailed. Marlene Dietrich
GOSSIP LIFE 10/15
This A-list actress from The Golden Age used to surround herself all-the-time with people that would do nothing but compliment her. That was their job. They were paid to compliment her. Whether she wore a hideous coat of wolf skin or a way too tight-fitting dress of velvet, they would always compliment her. Elizabeth Taylor ("Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?") ("National Velvet")
GOSSIP 10/15 **#1**
This funny female TV star isnt afraid to go after what or who she wants! Right now, she wants a certain handsome film actor who she thinks is incredibly sexy. Unfortunately for her, the feeling isnt exactly mutual. He likes her as a friend, but there are two reasons why any sort of romance is unlikely. First of all, his marriage to another celebrity ended badly (although were not sure that they ever finalized the divorce), so he is not looking for anything serious. Secondly, she is simply not his "type." What is his type? His friend tells us: Sure they seem like a good match on paper, but [Actor] he has a rather warped view of an ideal girlfriend. He likes them very young (like twenty years younger), very pretty, very slim, and not too bright. [TV Girl] is about twenty years too old and way too sharp for him. Its not going to happen. BONUS CLUE: Its probably best they dont date, as we dont think he could handle her late night antics!
TV Star: Chelsea Handler
Film Actor: Orlando Bloom
Actors Ex Wife: Miranda Kerr
GOSSIP 10/15 **#2**
We have some controversial new information about this athletes downfall! When you are trying to run a legal business even a dirty one the last thing you want is for one celebrity clients behavior to possibly put your entire business in jeopardy. So, after a terrible event involving an athlete took place at his business, this business owner took immediate action. We are being told by an insider that he completely cleaned up the "scene" before the police got there. He took all the drugs and drug paraphernalia that the celebrity was using and disposed of them before help arrived! That way, his business would have no liability for the unfortunate events that transpired. Its just business.
Athlete: Lamar Odom
Business and/or Business Owner: Dennis Hof (Love Ranch brothel in Crystal, Nevada)
GOSSIP LIFE 10/16
This A-list couple have been arguing furiously over politics lately. The A-list husband is a Democrat. The A-list wife is an independent that often votes Republican. Our A-list husband is a decent guy, but hes a little simplistic, and it often infuriates his wife, especially when they discuss politics. Recently theyve put a ban on political discussion, after several fiery arguments that resulted in separate rooms. Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt
LAWYER 10/16 **#1**
During a recent fashion week not in New York or Paris, celebrities invited to a certain show were asked to model a certain outfit. Every single celebrity and actress did. Except for one person. This former A list reality star who is still hated, refused. Her reason? She wanted to show off her line of clothes, shoes and handbags in the photos that would be taken and thought the outfit was ugly. She didnt even make it past the red carpet because so many reporters asked why she was not wearing the outfit that she bailed. Paris Hilton (Shanghai Fashion Week)
LAWYER 10/16 **#2**
For two days straight, this B list mostly movie actress from an acting family which is also a celebrity family without the actors in it, didnt smile or eat or even drink anything during 4 straight hours of interviews. Just a vacant expression and monotone answers to the questions of reporters. Rooney Mara (sister - Kate Mara) (her mother's family founded the Pittsburgh Steelers and her father's family founded the New York Giants)
LAWYER 10/16 **#3**
Literally every single time this actress steps out of her house, she causes some kind of scene that ends up here. She is a regular. I would say once a week she ends up in this spot for bad behavior. It probably is as easy as guessing Rita Ora, except this actress is mean and entitled. At a charity event this week, our B list mostly television actress from a hit network comedy complained about the food and drink selection and that it was cheap and blah blah blah. It was a charity event. She is so annoying. Sarah Hyland ("Modern Family")/No Kid Hungry Benefit Dinner
LAWYER 10/16 **#4**
In what is probably one of her final chances in mainstream television, this former A list television and movie actress, who is now a B lister is being just as difficult as ever on set. There is a lot of physical comedy and she wants a lot of it reduced because she doesnt like to do it. She keeps asking to change lines she does not think they are written in the right way. She should be grateful someone took a chance on her. Katherine Heigl/"Doubt"
LAWYER 10/16 **#5**
There was a time not so long ago that this foreign born celebrity from a multi-faceted celebrity family was A list. Sure, it was because who she was dating and the fact she kept getting photographed with her significant other, but she was A list. Now, she is barely working and is struggling with drugs and booze. A shell of her former self. Samantha Ronson (dated Lindsay Lohan) (brother - Mark Ronson music producer and musician; her twin Charlotte Ronson is a fashion designer)
LAWYER 10/16 **#6**
Never one to take chance her personal life will be exposed, this A+ list mostly movie actress arranged for couples therapy for her husband out of the country. For one week they had sessions everyday to try and save their marriage. Reese Witherspoon/Jim Toth
LAWYER 10/16 **#7**
This original back in the day singing tweener turned actress turned back to singer/spokesperson was A+ list back in the day. Now, more like a B- but with A list name recognition partly because of the family name. She is cheating on her husband. Marie Osmond
LAWYER 10/16 **#8**
Smoking pot for several hours straight was probably one of the reasons the performance of this former A+ list tweener turned A list singer/really bad actress was so awful when she appeared on this long running network hit show. Miley Cyrus "Saturday Night Live"
LAWYER 10/16 **#9**
This foreign born A list mostly television actor who has worked here and his home country where he took his turn in that show, had a three month fling with one of his recent B+ list co-stars from a network show.
Actor: David Tennant/married (" Doctor Who")
Actress: Anna Gunn ("Breaking Bad")
Network show: "Gracepoint"
LAWYER 10/16 **#10**
This foreign born probable one album wonder has spent every penny she earned off her biggest hit. There is nothing left. All gone in a year. She is living off advances from her next record but has almost blown through all of that and signed away rights but just keeps on pretending she has tons of money. Iggy Azalea
LAWYER 10/16 **#11**
They were pretty close to calling it quits. This married foreign born dual threat A- list actor not named Benedict was estranged from his wife. Then, they did some talking and some sexing and now she is pregnant. Things are apparently really good right now. Jamie Dornan/Amelia Warner (six weeks earlier than anyone else announced)
LAWYER 10/16 **#12**
#1 This former A list musician, who has been in a couple of great bands has also been on a reality show with his wife at the time. On his first date with women he makes them watch a video of him pleasuring himself. Dave Navarro (reality show with then wife Carmen Electra)
#2 This former A list mostly television actress who does not act any longer, but is still an A list celebrity with A+ list name recognition, says she is almost deaf in one hear from all the beatings she suffered while married to this former A+ list musician. Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee
#3 This foreign born former B+ list mostly movie actress was in
some really big movies. Academy Award winning movies. She says she lost the
lead role in two late 80s early 90s blockbuster movies to this
still A+ list mostly movie actress because unlike the A+ lister she was not
willing to sleep with someone to get the role.
Foreign born actress: Valeria Golino
Academy Award winning movies: "Rain Man"; "Leaving Las Vegas"; "Frida"
A+ list actress: Julia Roberts
Blockbuster movies: "Pretty Woman"; "Flatliners"
#4 This married former actor turned sports commentator was out of control on coke the other night and snorting coke off any body parts of women who would let him. Joe Rogan
GOSSIP 10/16 **#1**
This pretty actress has taken to lecturing others on how they should behave. She is telling them how important it is for them to be kind. Oh, the irony! Weve heard dozens of stories about how she fails to practice what she preaches. Here is one about her relationship with a sibling. I know that the public thinks that shes so great and so nice, but [she] is, hands down, the nastiest, meanest, most selfish person in Hollywood. [Her brother] is about ten years older than her and had a really good career going in films. He was nominated for an Oscar before she ever even made her first movie! Even though he was this big star, [he] gladly took the time to introduce her around to people. He called people and said, "Hey, will you hire my sister? Id consider it a great personal favor." He helped her get pretty much all of her first jobs and he helped her get an agent. Know what his payback was for all that? As soon as she became famous, she distanced herself from him, refused to help him get any work, and bad-mouthed him to anyone who would listen. She told everyone he was a mooch and a loser and she didnt want him ruining her career. That really hurt him. He didnt talk to her for years after that. Yes, this is exactly the same actress who is now lecturing others about the importance of kindness! Julia Roberts/Eric Roberts
GOSSIP 10/16 **#2**
We were the first to tell you the backstory about this singer getting engaged to a girl he had only known for a couple of weeks. Well, flash forward a few months later and its not going too well! She recently traveled back to her hometown without the singer. Want to know the first thing she did when she got there? She rang up her ex-boyfriend to complain about her relationship with the singer! Yes, this was the same boyfriend that she had dumped a couple of days before getting engaged to the singer. Nervy, right? She poured out her heart out to him. She told the ex that her relationship with the singer isnt going well, that they arent getting along, that the singers child/ren hates her, and that despite the money and the fame she is not at all happy. She also told the ex that she really wants to get together with him. He told her to kick rocks and hung up. She and the singer who, of course, knows nothing about this phone call are still engaged. It will be interesting to see if they stay that way. Randy Houser/Tatiana Starzynski
GOSSIP 10/16 **#3**
Youre going to hear a lot of rumors over the next week or so about this often-photographed celebrity being pregnant. Shes not. She often gets a tummy bulge simply because she is not fanatical about her diet. This is simply one of those times. Would she like to have another child? Yes. Just one more. Maybe next year if she can hold her marriage together. Beyoncé; Jennifer Garner
LAWYER 10/17 **#1**
I never saw this one coming. This permanent A list super model, who likes to pretend she is innocent and a goody goody, just was wasted and reeked of pot the other night while out with her celebrity boyfriend. I just assumed with all the sobriety issues with those close to her she abstained. Christie Brinkley/John Mellencamp
LAWYER 10/17 **#2**
This A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show is freaking out about her job security. The crew and producers are really loving her replacement. Our A- lister calls and texts constantly and has done a hundred pop ins to make sure her job is safe. Of course it is, but she is worried she might end up sharing the spotlight. Our A- lister doesnt share. Zooey Deschanel (on maternity leave)/Megan Fox/("New Girl")
LAWYER 10/17 **#3**
The girlfriend of this B list mostly movie actress who always seems to get dumped is cheating on the actress with a former significant other. Being with the actress is more of a starf**ker thing.
Actress: Ellen Page
Current girlfriend: Samantha Thomas
Past girlfriends: Clea DuVall, Drew Barrymore, Evan Rachel Wood
LAWYER 10/17 **#4**
This permanent A list singer from a singing family was put in the middle this week. She had to tell this A list mostly movie actress not to come to a show because this A+ list singer would be there who is not on good terms with the actress after years of being friends.
A list singer: Janet Jackson
A list actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
A+ list singer: Beyoncé
(Gwyneth Paltrow, Beyonce Feud: Calls Taylor Swift Role Model, Bey Raunchy?)
LAWYER 10/18 **#1**
Dont believe the hype. This foreign born closeted A list boy bander is not dating this former singer turned celebrity turned beard/escort. Harry Styles ("One Direction")/Nicole Scherzinger
LAWYER 10/18 **#2**
This permanent A list mostly movie actress who spent over a decade at A+ list loves telling the press her marriage is perfect, but the constant cheating she does on her husband has his family pressuring the husband to divorce her. Julia Roberts/Danny Moder
LAWYER 10/18 **#3**
This foreign born married couple which consists of an A- list mostly movie actor and A- list mostly movie actress hooked up with another woman in a backstage dressing room at a concert last week. Everyone was wasted. Hey, usually the guy cheats, so this was way better. Javier Bardem/Penelope Cruz ("U-2" concert in Barcelona)
LAWYER 10/18 **#4**
The former madam to this A+ list reality star, who has sworn off escorting for the last couple of years, is ticked off at her celebrity clients because most of them are booking directly with customers now and not giving her a cut. Who is she going to complain to? (PMK*BNC)/Kim Kardashian
LAWYER 10/19 **#1**
This closeted A+ list athlete who is probably not A+ list in the US, but in the rest of the world is, should be careful of his new boyfriend. His boyfriend is an A list athlete in his sport and is also violent and been in trouble multiple times with the law. Lots of reports of his lovers being beaten and bloodied.
A+ list athlete: Cristiano Ronaldo (professional footballer)
A list boyfriend: Badr Hari (kickboxer) (arrested many times)
LAWYER 10/19 **#2**
This former part-time reality star who probably has B list name recognition among tabloid readers, gave up a friendship to another reality star/celebrity and a chance at a full time reality gig to hook up with this rapper. Apparently she was not to his liking because he is already hooking up with someone else. Blac Chyna/Amber Rose/Future
LAWYER 10/19 **#3**
This fairly recent Bachelorette is hooking up with a married CEO. Andi Dorfman
LAWYER 10/19 **#4**
After a very quiet period, this married B list Ryan Seacrest wannabe was spotted hooking up with a woman who was not his wife while out of LA earlier this month. Nick Lachey
LAWYER 10/19 **#5**
This former B list mostly television actress who got her fame on an almost network hit, has been causing delays on her new movie. Apparently she has been promoting clothes and bags while on the set and is constantly having to have her makeup and costumes reapplied when she needs to film her scenes. Blake Lively ("Gossip Girl")/"Untitled Woody Allen Project" (leaving photoshoot in NYC)
LAWYER 10/19 **#6**
This foreign born B+ list singer split with her boyfriend after he found out she was cheating on him with her reality co-star who happens to be married to a former A list reality star turned celebrity turned reality star with a side gig.
B+ list singer: Jessie J
Boyfriend: Luke James
Reality co-star: Joel Madden
Show: "The Voice" Australia
Wife: Nicole Richie
LAWYER 10/19 **#7**
This former tweener turned bad actress has a new record and is out everywhere promoting it. Well, not everywhere. A radio station wanted her to sing an acoustic version of her new single and she refused. She doesnt sing live. So, she had her PR people tell the radio station she was not feeling well the morning of the interview and bailed. Selena Gomez
LAWYER 10/19 **#8**
This actor is B+ list. He has a franchise and was in one of those book to movie tear jerkers. He also cant seem to hold his booze. Our actor was wasted at an event and stumbling down steps and over people and was basically forced to even crawl at one point. Ansel Elgort ("The Divergent Series") ("The Fault in Our Stars)/Rangers game with Joe Jonas & Gigi Hadid
LAWYER 10/19 **#9**
This former A list mostly movie actor has had his chances as the lead in movies, but always seems to do better with a crowd, including in his franchise. He has been laying low the past year because he wants to stay closeted and last year it looked that was about to go boom.
A list actor: Taylor Lautner
Lead in movies: "Abduction" "Tracers"
LAWYER 10/19 **#10**
This married, foreign born A list mostly movie actor made arrangements on a recent flight to Japan to have sex for money with a flight attendant during his 24 hour stay in the city. Hugh Jackman "Pan"
LAWYER 10/19 **#11**
At this point, friends and family have given up trying to save this foreign born permanent A list model who is killing herself with drugs. They are worried about her child though and want to move her to a safer place. Kate Moss (Lila Grace Moss Hack - age 13) (Kate Moss 'allows blood-drinking count to move into basement of house)
LAWYER 10/19 **#12**
This A- list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Right now she is filming a movie which definitely highlights relationships. Someone on set the other day asked what her worst relationship was. The few people standing around all thought she would mention her brief marriage. Nope. It was brought up, but as a side note. Anyway, our actress started talking about how she met this, at the time A list celebrity/singer. She has always had a thing for musicians. Actors too. She never really is with anyone not a performer. She met this singer and hit it off with him right away. As in hooked up that night. She said it was great. Beginning about the third day they were together though, she noticed he was talking to lots of other women. Not just a couple, but literally 20-30 women that he rotated through. He told her he could be faithful. Turns out he couldnt, but at that time she trusted him. Fast forward a day or two later and she finds out about his drug use. Also finds out he already cheated on her. Twice. Two different women even though they had been together most of the days and nights. The final straw came though when he started talking about threesomes. Bringing in other guys and other women. They started talking about it and he told her he really liked women and men and our actress said she had been down that road before (pointing her finger at the person who named her ex) and didnt want to go down it again. The singer then said, "That is going to make things awkward." The singer pointed into a room in his apartment and there was a guy half undressed as opposed to getting dressed. The singer thought our actress would be into it and arranged something in advance. She walked out and never spoke to him again.
Actress: Renee Zellweger
Ex-husband: Kenny Chesney
Singer: Paul McCartney
(she also dated musicians Jack White and Damien Rice, but dated them before her marriage to Kenny Chesney)
Which straight celebrity and his male assistant are hooking up. Which A-LIST sexy Hollywood hunk has been hooking up with his male assistant. The actor is known for gifting hard for the rights of his female friends and is divorced, but really he is most interested in his young male assistant. NAUGHTY GOSSIP recently spotted the two checking into a fancy LA hotel together. They shared a room and we are told EACH OTHER and lots of booze! LOVE HANGOVER. Bradley Cooper (clue: "The Hangover")
GOSSIP LIFE 10/19
In case you didnt know DC vs Marvel isnt just an argument that fanboys have, its actually two competing comic book companies with adaptations licensed by competing studios, and the rivalry between the two can get pretty heated. One C-list actress is under contract of one of these companies for a Ill be honest pretty minor part, and the feelers were put out to see if she could come over to the rival studio to play an A-list + role in one of the their upcoming movies. Shed have earned more fame, money and exposure, but the employer shut it down and the part went to someone else. Shes still reeling from it.
Actress: Jaimie Alexander
Minor role: Sif "Thor" franchise (Marvel Comics)
A list+ role offered: "Wonder Woman" (DC Comics)
Last time we blinded about her, shed had an affair on set with a married actor with a skeevy character vibe. His marriage is still intact. Another marriage, however, has ended. And she was, again, involved. Once again it started as a working situation. Of the two of them, shes definitely more well-known. But even if you dont know him by name, he books steady jobs, and his face should be familiar to you. He too is good at playing assholes. When they met, she had a boyfriend and he was about to celebrate a milestone with his wife. Stage life and real life soon blurred, they were hooking up in and out of character, and she was texting him explicitly. They couldnt let it go after wrapping up production. Which is why hes not married anymore. He left his wife for her. According to their inner circle, they were so into each other that she followed him while he was on anniversary holiday in Europe with his wife. He would make up excuses during that trip to slip away and spend time with her. Eventually her boyfriend busted her and they broke up. He ended up filing for divorce in August and they insist theyre just friends, that nothing shady went down, that no one knows the real story. But those who saw all of it go down say theyre totally together now but are trying to put enough distance between the end of the marriage and their coming out so that people wont suspect how they started, if that is, they last that long.
Actress: Amanda Seyfried
Married actor with a skeevy character vibe/wife: Peter Skaarsgard/Maggie Gyllenhaal
Actor whose marriage ended/wife: Thomas Sadoski/Kimberly Hope
Stage life: Off-Broadway play "The Way We Get By"
Her boyfriend: Justin Long
This TV and film Actress had a very messy split from her Athlete boyfriend years ago. Since then, Actress has never spoken ill of Athlete. However, the same cant be said about the female celebrity who the Athlete was seeing at the time of the break up! Even though she eventually married the Athlete, to this day the Wife does NOT trust the Actress! [Wife] has got some big trust issues with [Athlete] and she is annoyed that [Actress] is one of those people who just cant just go away. She calls Actress "The Stalker" because Actress always wants to know where Athlete is. Wife thinks that if she ever left them alone in a room for two minutes that Actress would make another play for Athlete! When Athlete was talking about Actress recently, Wife just lost it. She was saying, "What are you, obsessed with her? Stop talking about her already!" It didnt help that a couple of days after this conversation Wife caught him reading something about Actress online. Just one more conflict to toss onto the messy pile of Athlete and Wifes marital woes!
TV and film actress: Bridget Moynahan (she and Tom have a child)
Athlete boyfriend: Tom Brady
Athletes wife: Gisele Bündchen
Online: Bridget got married over the weekend
LAWYER 10/20 **#1**
I have to say I feel really sorry for this B list mostly movie actress. Another city, another hotel room by herself as her girlfriend makes excuse after excuse for not being with the actress. Actually she is cheating and our actress, who is already barely eating anything, will be devastated when she finds out.
LAWYER 10/20 **#2**
Yes, that was this B list mostly movie actress now that her hit cable show has gone off the air, passed out in the grass with her dress hiked up to her waist this past weekend. She blamed it on the heat and not eating enough. Everyone else blamed it on the booze. January Jones ("Mad Men")/Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic in Los Angeles
LAWYER 10/20 **#3**
This barely legal B+/A- list mostly movie actress is hooking up with a married B+ list athlete from a sport more popular north of the border. Chloe Grace Moretz (someone from the NY Islanders)
LAWYER 10/20 **#4**
This B- list mostly television actor/comedian/host is in what he thinks a real relationship with this former model turned wannabe reality star who has dated and married high profile celebs. She continually is seeking a publicity relationship and thinks this might be the one to do it. Eric André/Amber Rose
LAWYER 10/20 **#5**
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has a girlfriend and also an actress girlfriend the tabloids keep saying he is dating. He might be all of those things but he was for sure groping and making out with this nobody actor the other night at a party.
Actor: Jared Leto
Girlfriend: Valery Kaufman
Actress girlfriend:Lupita Nyong'o
LAWYER 10/20 **#6**
This way under age former reality star from a hit reality show that ended because of scandal and not a Duggar has been having naked Skype sessions with a variety of men and women for money. Lauryn "Pumpkin" Shannon (15)/"Here Comes Honey Boo Boo)
LAWYER 10/20 **#7**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor turned permanent A list mostly movie director is cranky. Some diners were seated at "his" table at a restaurant and when the manager declined to move them, our actor/director walked over to their table and told them to move. When they didnt, he yanked the tablecloth off the table bringing all their plates and dishes to the floor with it. Clint Eastwood
LAWYER 10/20 **#8**
This foreign born A list mostly movie actor used to be A+ list. His career has waned slightly over the past few years. I believe he is still technically married and also helped ruin a celebrity marriage. Not known for being nice, he was drunk the other night and started yelling and swearing at some fans who wanted a photo. It was about to turn into a fistfight he was being so rude, but people with him pulled him back and got him out of there.
Actor: Russell Crowe
Wife: Danielle Spencer
Ruined celebrity marriage: Meg Ryan/Dennis Quaid
(Russell Crowe responds to Leeds United fan after being called out on Twitter)
LAWYER 10/20 **#9**
This A list rapper just had her third surgical procedure to try and fix her breast augmentation. Her first went wrong with the breasts different sizes and not symmetrical. This time she hopes it has finally been fixed because she does love to show them off. Nicki Minaj
LAWYER 10/20 **#10**
This permanent A list country singer paid off a tabloid to cover up an affair her son had with a married woman. She probably wouldnt do it for his half-brother.
Country singer: Reba McEntire
Son: Shelby Blackstock
Half-brother: Brandon Blackstock (Kelly Clarksons husband)
LAWYER 10/20 **#11**
This B+/A- list multiple Academy Award winner/nominee is married, but it didnt stop him from hitting on a woman the other day. When she called him out on him being married, he said, "Why should that even matter? I just want to see if you want to f**k. If you dont, then move on." Edward Norton (Vespa Manhattan Grand Opening Party)
LAWYER 10/20 **#12**
This actress was A list for a brief point in time. A+ list for an even shorter amount of time. It was also two decades ago. Our actress though considers herself A+ list and that every person who works for her his beneath her. She is not shy about it at all. Most people who work for her dont last longer than three months. The only thing that even keeps them around that long is because she travels so much so she is not around on a daily basis to belittle them. Maids, always from another country. Our actress doesnt care so much which country, but she likes them to be in the country illegally so she can work them a million hours a week, give them no time off and threaten to call immigration and have them deported if they complain. They have their own room in her house, but the door is never allowed to be closed. Our actress will walk in at any time and her children too. Our actress does not cook. Anything. Not even making coffee. If our actress wants something to eat in the middle of the night, the maid has to make it. God forbid if she does not have the ingredients to make what the actress wants. Screaming and yelling and just being verbally abusive is her trademark. She sucks up to the rich and famous while treating employees like crap. Why do you think none of her marriages lasted? Unless you can do something for her, she will treat you awful. I could write a book about the way she treats her assistants. Former assistants. Im not sure she has been able to convince anyone to be her assistant in a long time. Everyone knows to stay away from her. Sharon Stone
GOSSIP 10/20 **#1**
As if this huge Hollywood business deal wasnt crazy and complicated enough, now the players have to worry about an evolving personal scandal! One of the bigwigs in the deal is being accused of having a long-time affair with a transgender prostitute! He allegedly has a "thing" for pre- and post-transgender women, and "kept" one as his personal plaything for the past year. However, as soon as this big business deal hit the headlines, he dumped her. Of course, she is not at all happy about that! There are hundreds of millions of dollars at stake here. We wonder if the famous producer who heads up this company and this deal cares about this executives activities and its potential impact on a deal. And, if the deal does go through, we wonder if the producer will face any hesitancy from potential clients of the company. In either case, this rumor should make the next board meeting VERY interesting!
GOSSIP 10/20 **#2**
In a recent broadcast on I Heart Radio, entertainment reporter Rob Shuter of Naughty Gossip talked about another celebrity who is preparing to flash the family jewels for the cameras only this time it will be on purpose! The basic story is that another celebrity was so impressed by the publicity Justin Bieber received from his photos that he is planning to expose his own junk to the cameras very soon. The only problem? His equipment isnt as impressive as Justins! However, it doesnt sound like that little detail is going to stop him. The celebrity is a young male singer. Well likely find out who it is in the next couple of weeks! You can listen to the actual broadcast of this conversation here. Zayn Malik; Nick Jonas; Austin Mahone
GOSSIP 10/20 **#3**
Although this song is going to get a lot of airplay soon, not everyone is a fan. In fact, some of this singers musical colleagues had a few not-so-nice things to say about it. "Holy shit. Everything after the intro is bad. I mean the singing, the pacing, the chorus everything. EVERYTHING. Just bad."
"Whats up with the falsetto? What a godawful choice for a big ballad."
"It would work if you took out everything after the downbeat. (BG Note: The downbeat occurs right after the instrumental intro, before the singing starts.)"
"Somebody needs to beg Adele to come back NOW."
"I will give you $1000 right now if you promise me that I will never have to listen to that song again."
Sam Smith/"Spectres" James Bond theme "Writings On The Wall"
GOSSIP LIFE 10/20
This former A-list actor with a reputation for craziness is currently contemplating a Presidential run. Inspired by Donald Trump, he intends to run on the Republican ticket and with some help from spin city, he thinks he may win. Charlie Sheen
LAWYER 10/21 **#1**
This former franchise B- list mostly movie actress scored an invite to a big deal event this week because her entire team called in about a gazillion favors. When she was at the event though, our actress seemed pained as to why she was not getting an award and talked smack about all the people who did. Nikki Reed ("Twilight") "22nd Annual ELLE Women In Hollywood Awards"
LAWYER 10/21 **#2**
The queen of wigs showed up to an event this week which is really rare. This young, B+ list mostly movie actress who is a Golden Globe winner/nominee is closeted. However, she has a unique approach. She goes out all the time with her girlfriend, but our actress has a collection of wigs and rarely wears the same one twice. She is very good at what she does. No one comes close to recognizing her. Shailene Woodley "22nd Annual ELLE Women In Hollywood Awards" (wigs)
LAWYER 10/21 **#3**
In the kind of creepy news of the day, this still young, former A- list actress who has done well for herself in movies and television and even has a franchise, is probably a B/B+ now. She is also sleeping with the barely legal guy who plays her son in an almost almost television show turning into an almost television show.
LAWYER 10/21 **#4**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is now doing television. Pay television, but still, television. Oh, and he also is three times the age of the college student he got pregnant. I dont think he has told his girlfriend yet. Tim Robbins "The Brink"
LAWYER 10/21 **#5**
A yoga class got an unexpected surprise the other day when this married A list mostly movie actress in a superhero franchise who is a multiple Golden Globe winner/nominee, started yelling at her husband about a woman he was flirting with before the class. The two were asked to leave because they got so loud. Scarlett Johansson ("Black Widow") (3 Golden Globe nominations)/Romain Dauriac
LAWYER 10/21 **#6**
This comedy hit almost television show has an actress who is in a lot of the episodes. She is pregnant by one of the crew members who is married. Lots of drama on the set because of it.
LAWYER 10/21 **#7**
I hope the woman this NFL athlete is now calling his girlfriend knows she was the second woman he slept with the other day. Oh, after trying to hook up with the fiance who dumped him for cheating. Athlete: Victor Cruz ("New York Giants")/ex-fiance: Elaina Watley (and now he is back with his fiance)
LAWYER 10/21 **#8**
For once, this married A+ list rapper/mogul can say he is not having sex with this A+ list singer. They have not done the dirty in awhile. The woman that is causing all the drama in his house right now is a woman he met while vacationing with this wife early this summer. Our rapper does have a soft spot for the French models and he is really going all out with this one. Jay-Z/Rihanna (south of France)
LAWYER 10/21 **#9**
MORE 80S: In this horror remake of a decades earlier film, the lead actor who is still A- was stuck in a pickle. He was juggling a real life romance with his still B+ list mostly movie actress co-star and another co-star in the movie he has a sex scene with. When the B+ lister found out, he dumped the other actress and lived happily ever after for a few more years with the B+ lister. Jeff Goldblum/Geena Davis "The Fly"
LAWYER 10/21 **#10**
MORE 80S: This current B list mostly movie actress is still beloved. She is just someone we always will pull for even if she does not do much any longer. A barely legal teen when she made this monster hit, she says she would only do a sequel if this A list mostly television actor is not in it. He would not stop hitting on her and she hated seeing any call sheet where they had to film. Winona Ryder/Alec Baldwin "Beetlejuice"
LAWYER 10/21 **#11**
MORE 80S: This B+ list mostly television actress from a hit almost television show was still new to the scene back when she filmed this cult classic which everyone has probably seen and quotes lines from. She was married while filming it but had an affair with her co-star and when she started doing press for it her husband found out and they split. She would later go on to marry a not so nice guy.
Actress: Robin Wright
Almost television show: "House of Cards"
Cult classic: "Princess Bride" (1987)
Married: Dane Witherspoon (1986 - 1988)
Co-star: Cary Elwes
Not so nice guy: Sean Penn
LAWYER 10/21 **#12**
MORE 80S: So far, the blinds have all been movies because most people, whatever their age have seen the big 80s movies. This one is television though. To show you how prevalent the casting couch was in the 80s, I want to talk about this show. A middling hit. The lead actor would go on to make an even bigger name for himself before becoming a real life cartoon. Anyway, there was generally a female guest star each week. You guessed it. They had to be willing to sleep with our actor to get the job. One of those guests did become his wife, but only after the show ended its run.
Actor: David Hasselhoff
Show: "Knight Rider"
Bigger name for himself: "Baywatch"
Guest who became wife: Pamela Bach
Cartoon: "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie"
LAWYER 10/21 **#13**
MORE 80S: This permanent A list celebrity who probably reached her peak in the 80s makes her living as an actress now. Back when this happened though, she didnt really act. One week she was on a show that was short lived but amazing. Network. The people who starred on it have gone on to some really amazing things. Anyway, our celebrity turned actress was still underage at the time. Just barely. She said that when she was on that show it is the only time in her life she has ever done coke. She said it just seemed like the right thing to do in that place where everyone was doing it.
LAWYER 10/21 **#14**
BACK TO THE FUTURE: All of these happened in the 1980s.
#1 This former A+ list mostly television actor wasnt so pious when he was having sex with a co-star. It was only when she stopped sleeping with him that he had her fired. Kirk Cameron/Julie McCullough "Growing Pains"
#2 This current B+ list mostly television actress who went from hit network show to hit almost television show only had a few lines in this first installment of a long running franchise. She does have a memorable moment from it. She was still miked and this actor who made his living in teen movies started having sex in his trailer. The crew was listening through headphones for about ten minutes before someone went and told the couple what was going on. Jane Krakowski/Anthony Michael Hall ("National Lampoon's Vacation")
#3 There were so many drugs on the set of this vampire movie that it is amazing it turned out as well as it did. Even more amazing considering that writers were changing things daily to take advantage of the actors that were sober enough to actually film. "Lost Boys"
#4 In one of the biggest hits of the decade, the two leads couldnt stand each other. It shows you how good they are at acting because they played lovers. One is still A+ list while the other faded away. It is the only time I have heard about this A+ lister actually fighting with anyone on set. They yelled and screamed at each other. Refused to talk to each other. Our actor held a grudge and basically ruined her career. Tom Cruise/Kelly McGillis "Top Gun"
GOSSIP LIFE 10/21
This reality show that was once a highly rated success and one of the leaders in the franchise has been cancelled. It wont be back, despite the fame of the show. "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
STREET KING 10/21
Todays blind items recent near death experience will be part of his wifes story-line on her families reality show. Our blind item is still under contract with the E Network, bound to make a certain number of appearences on the hit reality show. His wife his currently planning to use her husbands recent tragedy for television ratings gold. "Her mother told her to stay by his bedside at the hospital and to be at his side when he goes to rehab only to get ratings for their dying reality show" Khloé Kardashian/Lamar Odom "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
GOSSIP 10/21 **#1**
This good-looking actor is one of the stars of a popular TV show. He has a reputation for being a solid citizen. Nice guy. Married. No real history of bad behavior. W e found out that he is having an affair with another member of the cast. Another MALE actor! No, we dont know if the first actor is gay or bisexual. No. we dont know if his wife knows. No, we dont know if his marriage is real or fake. We are just surprised by this news, as we have never heard his name mentioned before in discussions of closeted actors.
Good-Looking Actor: Stephen Amell
Other Actor: Colton Haynes
TV Show: "Arrow"
GOSSIP 10/21 **#2**
The band One Direction just released a new song called Perfect. Weve told you before that some songs are just blind items set to music. Well, this is one of them! It is supposedly about one particular girl that one of the band members dated.
Here are the lyrics:
I might never be your knight in shining armor
I might never be the one you take home to mother
And I might never be the one who brings you flowers
But I can be the one, be the one tonight
When I first saw you
From across the room
I could tell that you were curious (Oh, yeah)
Girl, I hope youre sure
What youre looking for
Cause Im not good at making promises
But if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms
And if you like having secret little rendezvous
If you like to do the things you know that we shouldnt do
Baby, Im perfect
Baby, Im perfect for you
And if you like midnight driving with the windows down
And if you like going places we cant even pronounce
If you like to do whatever youve been dreaming about
Baby, youre perfect
Baby, youre perfect
So lets start right now
I might never be the hand you put your heart in
Or the arms that hold you any time you want them
But that dont mean that we cant live here in the moment
Cause I can be the one you love from time to time
And if you like cameras flashing every time we go out (Oh, yeah)
And if youre looking for someone to write your breakup songs about
Baby, Im perfect
Baby, were perfect
Harry Styles/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 10/22 **#1**
They wont ever get divorced, but this acting couple is loving their life right now because they are living separate lives. This A list mostly movie actor and his B list mostly movie actress wife both have other people in their lives and are free to do what they want, in private. In public, they still pretend. Michael Douglas/Catherine Zeta-Jones; Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith; John Travolta/Kelly Preston
LAWYER 10/22 **#2**
A little payback from the wife of this always cheating studio mogul. She has been seeing someone very very quietly and only when out of town. Georgina Chapman/Harvey Weinstein
LAWYER 10/22 **#3**
This celebrity chef says he has a girlfriend after splitting from his wife, but he sure didnt act like it when he hooked up with this celebrity chef probably more famous for who she used to be married to than her cooking.
Celebrity chef: Bobby Flay (Stephanie March ex-wife)
Girlfriend: Giada De Laurentiis
Female celebrity chef: Katie Lee (Billy Joel)
Event: "Burnt" movie premiere
LAWYER 10/22 **#4**
This B list celebrity offspring of a permanent A lister turned reality star has not been taking her medications and has been taking others not prescribed for her and is in really bad shape, but will not get help. Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy)
LAWYER 10/22 **#5**
This B list celebrity with an A+ list sibling is already experiencing marriage issues. Her husband has been seeing another woman. Solange Knowles/Alan Ferguson (Beyoncé); Nicky Hilton/James Rothschild (Paris Hilton)
LAWYER 10/22 **#6**
This foreign born up and coming A- list singer is supposedly in a relationship with this B- list model/celebrity but he was busted having sex with another woman the other day. The Weeknd/Bella Hadid
LAWYER 10/22 **#7**
This reality star from an A list reality cable franchise starring young people, is not taking any chances with her career and is having a procedure to terminate her pregnancy. Farrah Abraham "Teen Mom"
LAWYER 10/22 **#8**
After almost a year of really good behavior, this B+ list mostly television actor from a hit pay cable show is cheating on his actress significant other again. He just cant keep his hands off the groupies who throw themselves at him. Liev Schreiber ("Ray Donovan")/Naomi Watts (The 23rd Annual Hamptons International Film Festival)
LAWYER 10/22 **#9**
After a year in hiding, some people finally got a good look at the child of this A list mostly television actress on a hit network show. Looks a whole lot more like her on again off again boyfriend and not her husband.
LAWYER 10/22 **#10**
It appears that this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from that franchise is waking up from his drug induced haze of the past year. With his celebrity girlfriend constantly harping on him to take photos and to be seen with her at events, he is realizing this relationship is more about her climb up the fame ladder than him. He is done with it and with her. Robert Pattinson ("Twilight")/FKA twigs
LAWYER 10/22 **#11**
After spending several months over the past two years in and out of mental health hospitals, this still young former B+ list mostly movie actress from some very big movies finally got her life back on track and landed a new television show. Just recurring for now, but she has worked really hard to overcome those family demons she has and hopefully she can get some more work.
Actress: Thora Birch
Big movies: "American Beauty"; "Patriot Games"; "Clear and Present Danger"
New television show: Morgan on "Colony"
Family demons: creepy father/manager
LAWYER 10/22 **#12**
This B list mostly television actress has had a rocky road. Hit it big right out of the gate with a hit television show. Then came a big crash. By the end of the shows run, producers and cast had enough of her. She was showing up late and drinking and doing drugs. She hooked up with several members of the cast and crew before settling on one for a bit. After the show ended all she did was party all over the world. She was a coke hound. She did the yacht thing one summer and when she got back, the people close to her said she needed help. She got some and started sloooowly turning her life around. Fast forward and she says she is in a relationship, but since she and her long term celebrity boyfriend cheat on each other all the time, Im not sure what kind of relationship it is. She landed in another hit show and things were good at first. Sure, she didnt get along with the female lead, but she never gets along with any women. She started drinking again. Not that long ago she had a major life event occur. Since that time, she has gone back to full on drinking and repeating the exact behaviors she exhibited on her last show. This time though, she can be replaced. That is what producers told her. They dont need her as much as she needs them. They told her to go to rehab or they would fire her.
Actress: Hayden Panettiere
Past hit show: "Heroes"
Cast member she ended up with: Milo Ventimiglia
Relationship: Wladimir Klitschko
Current hit show: "Nashville"
Other female lead: Connie Britton
Major life event (giving birth) and rehab
1980s: What two A-list actors, back when they were both almost A-list, almost got into a fistfight on the set of their debut film? Between takes, Actor #1 called Actor #2 a gay slur (the one that starts with an f and ends with a t) and Actor #2 went berserk and they both had to be separated by crew members because it was about to get violent. The two actors are on somewhat friendlier terms nowadays and they wont talk about this incident for obvious reasons.
Actor #1: Val Kilmer
Actor #2: Tom Cruise
Movie: "Top Gun"
GOSSIP LIFE 10/22
This B-list starlet had three big pieces of plastic surgery before she was even 18. Maybe shes a descendants of Britney Spears? Ariana Grande (nose job, eye lift, lip injections and breasts augmentation); Bella Thorne (lips, nose, breast); Demi Lovato (nose, chin, breast)
GOSSIP 10/22 **#1**
This celebrity Mom is so protective over her daughter that she single-handedly sabotaged her daughters relationship! [Celebrity] just didnt like [the Daughters Boyfriend]. She read all the messages the kids had exchanged (without Daughter knowing) and decided that she didnt like the way he was speaking to Daughter and that he was too controlling and making Daughter feel bad about herself. She sent the Daughter some messages from a fake account pretending to be someone who used to be friends with the Boyfriend and accused him of all kinds of things. Her plan worked, because Daughter and Boyfriend had a big fight and broke up right afterward! I asked her if any of the accusations she made were true, and she basically said that it didnt matter and that the only thing that mattered was that her messages did the trick and that Daughter was now safe. "Nobody messes with MY little girl!" Given the Moms own rich relationship history, its interesting that she is now so controlling about who the daughter dates.
Mother: Kim Zolciak-Biermann ("Real Housewives of Atlanta" and "Dont Be Tardy")
GOSSIP 10/22 **#2**
This very handsome actor was practically a film icon in the 1980s and has since made a great living starring in multiple television shows. The guy is a hard worker. Its too bad that work ethic wasnt passed along to all of his kids. We are told that his son doesnt want to finish college. In fact, he announced to his family and friends months ago that he was dropping out. However, his father forced him to go back this semester, and Sonny is now miserable! Daddy is throwing a lot of resources at trying to get Sonny to succeed at school, but the kid just doesnt care. Daddy hired a tutor for each class the kids takes but Sonny often doesnt show up to meet with them. Daddy also hired someone to go to every class with Sonny and take notes for him so that he could focus on the lecture but Sonny simply skips class and sends the note taker in his place. While his Dad has lots of fans, Sonny doesnt seem to have too many fans on campus. Hes a real horses ass. Never lets you forget who his Daddy is. He gets a lot of help with his school work, but it doesnt matter because Sonny is lazy and dumb as a brick!!! He just wants to party. We about fell over laughing when his father announced that Sonny was going to [grad] school!!! No matter how hard Daddy tries to spin grad school, it sounds like Sonnys academic career may be short-lived. Whatever is a rich, good-looking, celebrity spawn to do? Rob Lowe ("The West Wing"; "Brothers & Sisters"; "Parks and Recreation")/ Matthew (21-year-old college student is currently preparing for law school)
LAWYER 10/23 **#1**
This former celebrity turned reality star turned part-time actress turned host turned celebrity turned a million other things is married, but cheating with a man who can get her another shot at hosting a television talk show. She is not really into the marriage anyway, except for the fame part. La La Anthony (Carmelo)
LAWYER 10/23 **#2**
KINDNESS: This B+ list mostly television actor got his big break a lot later than most actors, but he has made the most of it. He is on two hit shows at once. One network and one on pay cable. Besides donating a huge check to a recent bone marrow drive, he also donated a couple of hundred hours of his time. Yeah, while juggling all the other stuff he is working on. Randall Park ("Fresh Off the Boat" and "Veep")
LAWYER 10/23 **#3**
When this former A+ list singer who does nothing now except chain smoke and date famous people says he needs to relax, it means he is headed to an apartment he leases to just sit back and do drugs and drink for 24 hours. This is a once a week thing he has been doing for the past decade or so. John Mellencamp
LAWYER 10/23 **#4**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor is not just having a child that he made public, but another one that is due two months sooner that has been kept hush hush. Seriously, the guy has gone from zero to about five in just a few years. Hugh Grant
LAWYER 10/23 **#5**
The number one source for a tell all book that is getting a lot of buzz is a family member of one of the subjects. Not the family member that would be first to your lips either. Solange Knowles "Becoming Beyoncé: The Untold Story"
LAWYER 10/23 **#6**
This B+ list mostly television actor from a hit network show also does a million other things. Literally over the past couple of years he has been everywhere. This is his first time in a blind. He has been married forever but has been hooking up with a production assistant on a show he worked on for a little bit. Michael Chiklis/"Gotham"; Jake Johnson "New Girl"
LAWYER 10/23 **#7**
This B list celebrity/some-time actress/some-time reality star would be nowhere without her A list parents, but it didnt stop her from a page long list of demands when she appeared on a morning talk show recently. The show chose to ignore all of them except for providing her hot tea. Rummer Willis (Demi Moore and Bruce Willis) "Today"
LAWYER 10/23 **#8**
This celebrity turned actress on an almost almost television show who is known more for her long time romance with this a-hole, charges $1000 each time she visits this former reality star in an A+ list reality family. Karrueche Tran (web series "Vanity")/Rob Kardashian (Blac Chyna is going to end up costing way more than that)
LAWYER 10/23 **#9**
This former A+ list tweener turned singer/really bad actress not named Selena Gomez who has never been A+ list, seems like she has her life together, but she doesnt. This is not even about rehab, this is about someone who is acting one way in public and another, tortured person privately. It would not shock me if she ended up taking her own life. She is not in a good place and her very close family is not so close anymore and has been missing the signs. Miley Cyrus; Demi Lovato; Vanessa Hudgens
LAWYER 10/23 **#10**
Studio executives who have seen the draft of the script for this way delayed second installment of a franchise says the way it is written now, it will never get made. Why? The actors wont shoot it that way and it will never even get an R rating. Plus, at its current length, the movie would run about 3 hours. "Fifty Shades Darker"/Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan
LAWYER 10/23 **#11**
This Teen Mom was supposed to film today but she is so whacked out on drugs right now that she bailed. Hiding in a hotel room for a couple of days. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 10/23 **#12**
For the first time I can remember, this closeted A list country singer was out in public with his boyfriend. Not holding hands, but definitely chummy. Kenny Chesney
LAWYER 10/23 **#13**
#1 This B+ list mostly television actress who seems to have gone from one hit network show to the next for two decades used to be married to a celebrity. She has also been guessed as the mother with some coke issues. Anyway, she was hooking up with this married non-starter Presidential candidate. Debra Messing/Daniel Zelman; Angie Harmon/Jason Sehorn
#2 Apparently when this B list rapper enjoys the company of other men he is always on the receiving end. I wonder what he does when he is with his A list reality star girlfriend. Does he pay her afterwards too? Tyga/Kylie Jenner
#3 This frequent child producer who moonlights as an A- list rapper is so hooked on sizzurp that he had a seizure the other morning and later that same day was spotted downing more while working on a music project. Lil Wayne
#4 This B+ list mostly movie actress who has recently broken into the pay cable world of acting and is an offspring knows her boyfriend is cheating and doesnt care. I mean the guy is nice to her when they are together. The thing is they are rarely together. Liv Tyler ("The Leftovers")/Dave Gardner
What celebrity chef and TV host had to be carried out of an event a few nights ago because she was beyond drunk? Her drinking is that bad. Rachel Ray (Rachael Ray's Feedback: Chefs and Cocktails - Part of Mohegan Sun's Late Night Party Series - Food Network & Cooking Channel New York City Wine & Food Festival presented By FOOD & WINE)
GOSSIP 10/23 **#1**
This actress, who peaked in popularity earlier this century, is still trying hard to make herself relevant. To that end, she is dating multiple men at once. She goes on public outings, gets photographed with them, and then coyly denies anything is happening. Sorry to break it to you, but its all fake, and its going to continue for a while. She is in full self-promotion mode, and the guys are happily playing along. The famous one is happy that being with her is raising awareness of his own project, and the other makes his living off of people like her. Thats all.
Actress: Kate Hudson
Famous one: Nick Jonas ("Kingdom") ("Scream Queens") ("Grease: Live" tv) (opening act for Demi Lovato world tour)
Other one: agent Michael Kives
GOSSIP 10/23 **#2**
This actress is pregnant by her actor boyfriend. At least, she thinks he is the father. Shes not 100% sure. She was telling us that she is 99% sure that [Actor] is the father. When one of us said "99%?" she laughed and said, "Well, maybe more like 90%." Then there was this awkward silence and we all just looked at each other. We expected her to say, "Im just kidding!" but she never did! She didnt mention who else the father might be and frankly we were all too embarrassed to ask. She just looked really uncomfortable and changed the subject really fast and we all moved on. Morena Baccarin/Ben McKenzie ("Gotham") (possibly her soon-to-be ex-husband Austin Chick)
LAWYER 10/24 **#1**
This starting to age former royal who will permanently have a connection to royalty, is still a B list celebrity. She also still makes her living by sleeping with men who provide her funds or favors for her attention. Sarah "Fergie" Ferguson, Duchess of York
LAWYER 10/24 **#2**
At an event this past week, this former B+ list mostly movie actress turned B lister because of her name and former marriage was pretty open with the fact she dropped a quick ten pounds in a month by gobbling Adderall as often as possible. Katie Holmes "Fashion Group International Night of Stars Gala"
LAWYER 10/24 **#3**
This Teen Mom could not have been that worried. Despite her anguish she still managed to promote a bunch of products and get drunk. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 10/24 **#4**
This married former A- list mostly movie actress, who thankfully never seems to act any longer says she doesnt have a nanny. True, but her live in girlfriend definitely helps out a lot. Jessica Biel
X 10/25 **#1**
This B list mostly movie actress had a chance to save this final sequel installment from the disaster it became, but had to drop out because she was not taking her medications at the time. The part was then offered to this now A+ list movie actress but she declined because she wanted to do the movie that would make her A+ list.
Movie: "The Godfather Part III
B list movie actress: Winona Ryder
A+ list actress: Julia Roberts
Movie that made her A+: "Pretty Woman"
X 10/25 **#2**
This older Academy Award winning actress who was A+ list back in the day once couldnt make it back to her trailer and the bathroom. So, there in front of cast and crew went #2 in a trashcan. Faye Dunaway
X 10/25 **#3**
The same actress as #2 once had some coke delivered to the set of a movie she was shooting. There was some kind of incident and the coke fell to the floor of the trailer and there was our actress in an open robe on her knees hoovering the coke up off the floor. Faye Dunaway
X 10/25 **#4**
This former B list mostly television actress from a hit network show back in the day is in an acting family. She recently had to be paid to attend a reunion photo shoot because she and the cast cant stand each other. They did a good job of faking it for the television cameras that filmed the reunion though. Justine Bateman (photo: "Family Ties")
LAWYER 10/26 **#1**
I guess she knows what she is doing, but this B list mostly movie actress who switched to movies after her hit cable show ended, was spotted at lunch with someone classified as a SP. Our actress was in sunglasses the whole time, but she was easy to spot. Elisabeth Moss/"Mad Men" (SP, is a term used in Scientology to describe the "antisocial personalities"...A person who seeks to suppress, or squash, any betterment activity or group)
LAWYER 10/26 **#2**
This former A list singer (while in a group) turned reality star is married. Her husband has cheated in the past and is currently hooking up with a singer he is mentoring. Considering his ties to music are weak at best, not sure how she will end up with any kind of career.
LAWYER 10/26 **#3**
That fake boyfriend thing must be getting old for this former tweener actress turned B list mainstream actress. While filming her new movie she has started hooking up with this B list celebrity turned actor who is the offspring of A listers.
Tweener actress: Bella Thorne
Fake boyfriend: Gregg Sulkin
B list actor: Patrick Schwarzenegger (Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver)
Movie: "Midnight Sun"
LAWYER 10/26 **#4**
This A list talk show host was telling a story the other night about how he once hooked up with this former A+ list singer turned B lister with a resume of A list women he has dated.
Talk show host: Andy Cohen ("Watch What Happens: Live")
Singer: John Mayer (Vanessa Carlton, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry)
LAWYER 10/26 **#5**
This B- list reality star from multiple reality shows never seemed to fit in with the group profiled on her show. She is having an affair with a married plastic surgeon who is a celebrity in his own right.
LAWYER 10/26 **#6**
There is no way they can kill off her character but something needs to be done. This B list mostly television actress on a very hit network show from that creator, is in a feud with the female lead of the show and they cant stand each other to the point where they refuse to speak to each other.
B list actress: Bellamy Young (Mellie Grant)
Hit network show: "Scandal"
Creator: Shonda Rhimes
Female lead: Kerry Washington (Olivia Pope)
LAWYER 10/26 **#7**
Most of the time, getting some work done to your face really shows or doesnt work. In this case, this former A list mostly television actress who was in two big network hits before a big network bomb is totally unrecognizable after some recent work she had done. Kate Walsh ("Greys Anatomy"/"Private Practice"/"Bad Judge") (photo)
LAWYER 10/26 **#8**
This married model turned celebrity who would loooove to be a reality star has an A-/B+ list mostly movie actress friend. The actress is an offspring and probably wouldnt be considered a friend if the celebrity knew the actress used to regularly hookup with the husband of the celebrity. Chrissy Teigen (John Legend)/Kate Hudson
LAWYER 10/26 **#9**
Dont believe the hype this former tweener singer turned bad actress turned singer is spinning. She does have a drug and booze problem and no one is bothering to follow-up on any of her spinning. Selena Gomez (lupus)
LAWYER 10/26 **#10**
This A list boy bander in a boy band that is not going to be around much longer is using more than he ever has before. The love of heroin is strong in this one. Louis Tomlinson "One Direction"
LAWYER 10/26 **#11**
Before getting a contract offer, this east coast Housewife is being told she will have to go to rehab first for her coke problem. Sonja Morgan "Real Housewives of New York City"
LAWYER 10/26 **#12**
This former A list singer turned B lister gained 20 pounds over the past month. Apparently she has decided that cocaine and exercise are the quickest way to lose it. Not a good idea for a recovering addict. Kesha
LAWYER 10/26 **#13**
KINDNESS: If you see this actress you will know her face. She is the true definition of supporting actress. She comes in at just the right moment to usually get a laugh or move things along. Her comic timing is impeccable. She is currently on a long running network hit comedy. She also had a great role in a now defunct pay cable show. When she is not working you will find her volunteering at USO service centers in Southern California. Lots and lots of hours. Lots of organizing donations. Calling companies to get lots of travel sized toiletries. She passes out gift cards like crazy for restaurants so service people can go to dinner or lunch with their families in the day or two they might see each other in a year. Just an incredibly kind and selfless person who happens to be a great actress too. Melissa Rauch ("True Blood") ("The Big Bang Theory")
This B list singer is getting paid to attend 8 events this year but there are tons of people who dont want her there. Bad luck. Ciara/Russell Wilson ("Seahawks" has 8 more games)
GOSSIP LIFE 10/26
This A-list writer/showrunner is having a little break down over the fast declining ratings of his show. Hes lashing out at the other writers and blaming the network, but the other writers and the network are thinking its more to do with him and some of his decisions. Its unlikely the show will be cancelled, but it is going down as a disappointment. Ryan Murphy "Scream Queens"
GOSSIP 10/26 **#1**
Everyone is wondering if this latest incident will serve as a wake up call to this accident-prone TV star, and whether his producers will force him into rehab. That all depends on the answers to three questions. "Is he an alcoholic?" "Is he a coke head?" Although he remains in staunch denial about his problem/s, the people around him already know the answers to these two questions. However, it is the third question that is most important. "Does he show up for work and do his job?" As of today, that third question can be answered in the affirmative. Therefore, there are no plans to to fire him, to force him into rehab, or to even discipline him. So that lady on hold with the rehab facility should just hang up. There will be no wake up call today. Jimmy Fallon (hand injury)
GOSSIP 10/26 **#2**
This reality TV show took a weird turn this season as the focus was pulled from the man who was supposed to be the star of the show and onto a woman who kept throwing down the race card! Some people love the woman and some people loathe her. Three of Hollywoods biggest power players who participated in the show are among those who loathe her. Why? Because although Hollywood is a liberal place, she violated an important rule: You NEVER make the bosses look bad! We just found out that now that the season is over they wont even SPEAK to her!
TV Show: "Project Greenlight"
Woman: Effie Brown
Power Players: Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Chris Moore
GOSSIP 10/26 **#3**
You should be laughing at the reports that this TV Mom is FURIOUS at one child for bringing her ex back into the fold and FURIOUS at a second child for continuing to communicate with her ex! Who do you think welcomed these two messed-up people into the fold and has been cashing in on their drama since the beginning? And who do you think orchestrates the story lines where they are portrayed as villains who must be banned, only to be later returned as contrite, lost souls who are forgiven and rescued by her heroic family? Of course, Mom makes sure that the family profits from these ongoing heroes and villains story lines. If fury had a soundtrack, it would be the ringing of a cash register.
Mom: Kris Jenner
One child: Khloé Kardashian/Lamar Odom
Second child: Kourtney Kardshian/Scott Disick
GOSSIP 10/26 **#4**
Its not bad enough that this singer dumped another singer off her tour. She had to kick him on the way out! Someone close to the decision explained the strategy: Look, it was just a business decision. Its not a coincidence that he was replaced by someone with the same management and the same publicist. Its less work and more money for everyone to have two singers repped by the same people [on the same tour]. They knew there would be a problem with the messaging on [getting rid of the other singer] because firing someone doesnt fit with her "perpetual victim who fights back bravely to become a role model" image. There was no way that she was going to look like the bad guy so her team leaked that it was all his fault and that he brought it upon himself and that he was a jerk who deserved to be fired. Sucks for him, especially because its not true, but thats the way it went. JSYK, it was her decision to fire him and it was her decision to make him look bad because she wanted to make herself look innocent. What a lovely "role model." Demi Lovato/Adam Lambert/Nick Jonas
LAWYER 10/27 **#1**
In addition to having a horribly rated new television show, this former A+ list model turned reality star also is facing a lot of heat over a new pyramid scheme she is promoting. Tyra Banks (got out of that FABlife thing before it imploded. Not the pyramid scheme though)
LAWYER 10/27 **#2**
This former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee does some television now. He also is married. It didnt stop him from bringing his girlfriend to a big event recently.
LAWYER 10/27 **#3**
This late night talk show host is taking his feud with this great daytime talk show host to a new level by encouraging his guests to never go on her show. He already forbids his contracted employees from going on her show. Andy Cohen/Wendy Williams (feud)
LAWYER 10/27 **#4**
I am a little disappointed in this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is still A list. I thought in the past couple of years she would come out, but instead, she is trying to prove to the world she is straight by showing off her new what she calls boyfriend. Sandra Bullock/Bryan Randall
LAWYER 10/27 **#5**
This former A- list mostly television actor turned dud movie actor turned A list mostly television actor is cheating on his B+ list mostly movie actress wife. Ashton Kutcher ("That 70s Show" and "Two and a Half Men")/Mila Kunis or Joshua Jackson/Diane Kruger ("Dawsons Creek" and "Fringe")
LAWYER 10/27 **#6**
One way to make sure you are never allowed to make another reservation at this hot Hollywood dining establishment is to do drugs in their restaurant. This former A list singer turned actress turned singer who was a horrible wife, did just that though. She wasnt shy about using openly in the restroom and people complained. Courtney Love ("Craigs" restaurant)
LAWYER 10/27 **#7**
This B+ list television host/Ryan Seacrest wannabe told some friends the other day that he understood why this a-hole of an A list singer hits his women. He says you have to show them their place sometimes. What an a-hole. Nick Cannon/Chris Brown
LAWYER 10/27 **#8**
This former A list celebrity with the unique look, turned B lister with same look, was at a party solo this weekend. She didnt leave solo after a guy flashed a stack of cash at her. She has never been so open about the process before. Dita Von Teese (In Focus: 25th Annual Environmental Media Awards)
LAWYER 10/27 **#9**
At a charity event this past week, this married tool of a B list mostly television actor who cheats so often that he has perfected it, was hitting on this B list mostly television actress from two hit shows, both under the same corporate umbrella. When our young actress called him out on being married, the guy said if his wife didnt like it she could leave, but never would. Ariel Winter/"Sofia the First" (Disney) and "Modern Family" (ABC) and James Van Der Beek (The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation's 26th A Time For Heroes Family Festival)
LAWYER 10/27 **#10**
This A list movie and television writer that everyone knows is using drugs again and it is not pretty. Aaron Sorkin
LAWYER 10/27 **#11**
While out promoting her new movie, this B+ list mostly movie actress who has been around since she was in single digits has been gushing about her husband. Behind the scenes though, the marriage is on its last legs. Well, at least she and her best friend have something in common.
Actress: Drew Barrymore ("Miss You Already")
Best friend: Cameron Diaz; Reese Witherspoon; Nancy Juvonen (Jimmy Fallons wife)
LAWYER 10/27 **#12**
This permanent A list singer hates this former A+ list singer turned A- list singer/part-time actress so much that she had a blow up doll made with the singers likeness on it. Our permanent A lister encourages her crew and dancers to punch it as often as they like. Madonna/Lady Gaga
LAWYER 10/27 **#13**
This current A- list singer who may head back down to B if he cant keep up the momentum, paid for his date to a recent event. He could have found someone very easily to go for free, but he wanted the woman to do what he said and he made her do a lot in front of other people. Jason Derulo (MTV EMA's 2015)
LAWYER 10/27 **#14**
This B list singer used to be A list. Hopefully at some point he will be D list. Unfortunately for all of us, he will probably always be famous. Anyway, he is dating a woman who claims to be a model. She is more of the Instagram variety. Probably sells tea or waist trainers on it. Our "model" is probably C list. She would love to be a reality star. It is a life goal. So far, she has only achieved any level of fame from the people she has hooked up with. I wonder if they know she has a racist past. All of the models old tweets using the n-word are still on the internet, tweets from back when she was dating a NFL player. This is not a one time thing. This was a daily thing from our model. The thing is her current boyfriend is going to be put in a really awkward position when all of this breaks. He just attracts bad publicity, but this will be really bad. April Love Geary/Robin Thicke
GOSSIP LIFE 10/27
This A-list actor, who plays an action hero, is an enthusiastic gun nut. He regularly goes shooting and has an arsenal of weapons. He, not an American, used to despise them, but now he cant get enough.
GOSSIP 10/27 **#1**
Which male singer at the MTV Europe Music Awards was making another male singer squirm? When they were in a noisy space, the first singer grabbed the second by the waist to pull him in closer to converse and then kept stroking his back while the second singer was talking. The second singer was clearly uncomfortable with the touchy-feely behavior.
GOSSIP 10/27 **#2**
One of the first story lines being developed for the heroic TV family will be the donor story line. While it is incredibly generous to offer to give your body parts away to help someone you know, the people involved already know that they are not a donor match. Thus, it will all just be a lot of talk about how selfless they are and how they got tested but they were rejected because of "incompatibility" issues. If one of them was really determined to become a donor, they would have the option of being part of a donor "exchange" (where you donate an organ as part of a chain of people, one of whom is compatible with the recipient). However, the marketing on that doesnt have quite the same P.R. impact as saving a celebritys life because you gave them an organ directly. So it will just be a lot of talk going nowhere. Rob Kardashian to donate kidney to Lamar Odom
GOSSIP 10/27 **#3**
This guy has no talent at all. Hes just rich. That fat wallet of his has certainly attracted many beautiful models and actresses over the years. However, his newest girlfriend is impressing him in ways the others never could. "He has had paparazzi following him for years but he is completely gobsmacked by how much more attention that he gets now that hes dating [her]! He would have done this years ago if he had known the amount of publicity she would bring him!" So, is it love? "Its hard to say. I dont think they would be together if he wasnt rich or if she wasnt famous. For now, there is a lot of mutual using going on and they are both enjoying it. He feels like a big man for having landed the big fish, and she loves having someone wealthier than her who knows how to live the high life and treat her like she deserves the same." Sounds to us like they belong together! James Packer/Mariah Carey
GOSSIP 10/27 **#4**
This celebrity spawn is only in her teens but she is already begging her parents to let her take her clothes off for the camera! She tried to explain that she wouldnt really be naked, and that the naughty bits would be strategically covered. "Her argument went something like, "Look! I spread my legs apart in this photo! Whats the difference? Why are you making such a big deal out of this? How about if I just wear a thong? It will be artistic!" The shocking thing is that her parents might actually let her do it!" With two such good-looking parents, she will likely have a modeling career ahead of her if she wants it, but this girl is going to be TROUBLE! Willow Smith (Will and Jada Pinkett Smith)
LAWYER 10/28 **#1**
This closeted, married A- list mostly movie actor who has been A+ in movies and television at points in his career is not going to be able to get his promised daily fill of willing gay men because the movie he was going to make and get him that perk is all but a dream now. John Travolta "Gypsy"
LAWYER 10/28 **#2**
This married former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show no longer on the air, has had a big year life wise, but is barely working. She is struggling to find work or even get back on the show giving her a tiny paycheck because the producer she was sleeping with has moved on to someone else.
Actress: Naya Rivera (got married and had a baby)
Hit network show: "Glee"
Tiny paycheck show: "The View"
LAWYER 10/28 **#3**
He was A- list for long enough that this actor will probably be a permanent A lister. After a very short stint being sober, our actor is back on drugs and his actress wife is right there enabling him. Johnny Depp/Amber Heard
LAWYER 10/28 **#4**
This foreign born permanent A list model was thought to be dead the other morning. Turns out she was just passed out from all the drugs and booze. It is going to kill her soon if she does not stop. Kate Moss
LAWYER 10/28 **#5**
This foreign born former A list singer in a group in her country, is now a permanent reality judge. She also likes to marry. Anyway, she keeps a lock on her reality show paychecks by trash talking any singers who she thinks of as a threat. She always does it privately, but will even take it public through stories leaked to tabloids to make the other singers look bad. Cheryl Fernandez-Versini ("The X Factor" UK)
LAWYER 10/28 **#6**
KINDNESS: This teen D list celebrity offspring of a permanent A list super model has been selling the designer cast offs from her mom and her moms friends and other designers and giving all the money to help buy clothes for the homeless and poor who need clothes to apply to job interviews or to wear while working or going to school. She has raised tens of thousands of dollars doing this. Cindy Crawford's daughter Kaia Gerber
LAWYER 10/28 **#7**
This A list athlete split with this foreign born A list singer because he wouldnt stop cheating on her. Serena Williams/Drake
LAWYER 10/28 **#8**
This foreign born one hit wonder has not had a hit for almost a decade. He lives off one off shows or guest reality spots, and the largesse of his wife, who is really rich. So, you would think then, that when he was out of town on business he would not be hooking up with random women. James Blunt/Sofia Wellesley (daughter of Lord and Lady John Wellesley, and grand-daughter of the 8th Duke of Wellington) ("The X Factor Australia")
LAWYER 10/28 **#9**
This east coast Real Housewife couple have a loan coming due and dont have the money to pay it off. They were supposed to use the money for one thing but have been using it to look rich. They did the same thing back in the day and got away with it. Not enough money coming in this time. Melissa and Joe Gorga ("Real Housewives of New Jersey")
LAWYER 10/28 **#10**
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor on a very hit almost network show is cheating on his wife with his B list actress co-star. Stephen Amell/Emily Bett Rickards "Arrow"
LAWYER 10/28 **#11**
This B- list mostly television actress is probably counting down the days until the new network show she is on gets canceled. She loved the show she was on that got canceled last year. This year though, she is tired of fending off the former A+ list mostly television actor who is constantly hitting on her and making comments about what he would like to do to her.
B- list actress: Rebecca Rittenhouse
A+ list actor: Don Johnson
Show she hates: "Blood & Oil"
Show she loved: "Red Band Society"
LAWYER 10/28 **#12**
This B list athlete with A+ list nickname recognition is sweating because his girlfriend is talking to a tabloid about his drinking and what happens when he gets drunk. Johnny "Johnny Football" Manziel/Colleen Crowley
LAWYER 10/28 **#13**
This successful new network show has an actress on it who was on another hit pay cable show. The ex of her significant other is capitalizing on the success of the show to talk about how the actress knew her husband was married when they started hooking up.
Actress: Jaimie Alexander
Pay cable show: "Nurse Jackie"
Significant other/ex: Peter Facinelli/Jennie Garth
LAWYER 10/28 **#14**
It was a pretty happy day for this B- list celebrity/model when she got a new bearding gig. Apparently she was referred for the gig by that B+ list mostly television actress who does bearding professionally but is awful at remembering the lies. The person our B- lister is bearding for has some closet issues. In his mind, his fame rests on an image he has carefully crafted. He thinks his fans would excoriate (found that word of the day calendar my mom gave me last Christmas) him if they found out he was gay. He has played this kind of perfectly. Never really dates one woman very long. Enough where people keep hoping he can find the right woman. Another actress, who I trust completely says he tried to have sex with her and failed miserably. He blamed fatigue and pressure and stress. As far as I know he has never even peeked around the corner of the closet. Except. Yeah, there is always an exception. When he heard rumors about this A list athlete being gay he called him up and the pair met for dinner. Perfectly normal. At that dinner he talked about it in vague terms. That same athlete is who he turned to now for his beard. Full circle.
B- list celebrity/model: Olivia Culpo
B+ list actress: Olivia Munn
Bearding for: Aaron Rodgers
Other actress: Camilla Belle
A list athlete: Tim Tebow
This actress is a true triple threat whose talents were showcased as one of the leads on a popular TV show. Our actress has had several handsome boyfriends, so it may surprise you to learn that her relationship with her current beau was cooked up in a publicists office and is totally fake! Why does she need to be in a faux relationship? Because she is gay. In fact, during the production of the TV show, she was actually involved on and off with another female cast member! That relationship was kept quiet because the other girl was also involved in a fake dating relationship for publicity reasons. The show strongly discouraged both women from saying or doing anything publicly that might tip off fans to the fact that they were not heterosexuals like their characters. Its not that the producers were homophobic. Indeed, the show itself featured openly-gay cast members. These two women just werent supposed to be two of them. They were asked to maintain a certain image both on and off the show. Since this was the first big, successful project for both of them, they willingly complied. However, after a couple of years, our actress started feeling uncomfortable with the charade, and decided to make a move to come out herself in conjunction with the show. It started with a silly stunt where she traded costumes with another cast member. The producers were furious! How dare she jeopardize her character and the show! The next day she was suddenly "sick" and did not show up for work. The truth is that they suspended her for one day and threatened to fire her if she pulled any more stunts like that. The incident itself was explained away as simply her way of supporting the LGBT community. Needless to say, she was not happy about that. In fact, that incident practically broke her. She retreated back into the closet where she has remained ever since.
Actress: Dianna Agron (film, television, stage)
Current boyfriend: Mumford and Sons' Winston Marshall
Other actress: Lea Michele (Broadway actor Theo Stockman)
GOSSIP LIFE 10/28
This B-list actress is on an A-list show. Shes planning to sex up and modernise her image in the coming years to secure some work outside said A-list show, whichll likely end within the next few years. Ariel Winter "Modern Family"
Naughty Gossip caught a famous TV chef blowing up the bathroom, who didnt wash his hands after he flushed. The chef who is no stranger to publicity, hasnt opened a restaurant in a long time, but that hasnt stop him appearing on TV to plug his latest food related project. It should be noted, that he wasnt cooking the night we saw him at an event. However, isnt washing your hands a habit for chefs? Jamie Oliver (Food Network Canada show, Jamies Super Food and brand new cookbook Everyday Super Food)
LAWYER 10/29 **#1**
Apparently the only time this former A list mostly television actress turned A list mostly movie actress ever became pregnant was when she was cheating on her husband with a co-star. She suffered a miscarriage after a few weeks.
LAWYER 10/29 **#2**
This A list country singer owns a line of booze. His PR team sent me an e-mail. They wanted me to write a kindness blind about him because the company is doing one of this Honda random acts of kindness things. They even sent me links to videos. That is not what kindness blinds are about. They are about acts where celebrities dont seek out attention for their actions. Kenny Chesney ("Blue Chair Bay Rum" Launches Spirit Giving)
LAWYER 10/29 **#3**
It was just supposed to be a quick one or two week fling for this late night talk show host and his girlfriend. Then, she got pregnant. Because of the lack of time together, no one is sure whether the relationship will last. Trevor Noah "The Daily Show"/Jordyn Taylor
LAWYER 10/29 **#4**
This foreign born currently one hit wonder picked up a paycheck overseas for an event and another paycheck for spending the night with a man who can get her a new cosmetics line. Iggy Azalea (Vogue Chinas gala dinner)
LAWYER 10/29 **#5**
Never a nice person, this A list mostly movie actress, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is losing employees quickly because she insists that when she is spoken to, it is as Ms. ___________. She will sit at a conference table and no one is allowed within two seats of her so she can have her own space. Gwyneth Paltrow
LAWYER 10/29 **#6**
The beleaguered husband not named Joe of this east coast Housewife, has been spending what little money he has left on coke and hookers. Chris Laurita (Jacqueline) "Real Housewives of New Jersey" or Peter Thomas (Cynthia Bailey) "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
LAWYER 10/29 **#7**
This married celebrity chef not on Food Network or Fox is cheating on his long time wife with a production assistant. Mario Batali "The Chew"
LAWYER 10/29 **#8**
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running syndicated show is now a permanent A- list celebrity/sometime reality show. At a recent photo shoot, the former actress had one of her customers there with her. He got to see the photo shoot and also got a quickie in her dressing room. Pamela Anderson ("Baywatch")/"FHM" magazine
LAWYER 10/29 **#9**
It is hilarious that all this attention is being paid to the engagement of these two celebrities. The guy in the relationship, who used to be A+ list cheats, literally every time his soon to be wife is out of town. Derek Jeter/Hannah Davis
LAWYER 10/29 **#10**
This B list now celebrity/former network reality star who was basically fired from the gig is one of the nicest people around. She recently got dumped by her boyfriend when he started cheating on her with a college student. Cheryl Burke "Dancing With the Stars"
LAWYER 10/29 **#11**
I didnt think it was possible for this former A+ list mostly movie actor, who is probably a permanent A lister to look any more pale and waxy. I was wrong. He had another facelift or whatever he has done in his coffin during the day and looks like death. Burt Reynolds
LAWYER 10/29 **#12**
This B list mostly television actress, who is only that high because she is in the news all the time, had been dating a guy for just a few weeks. In the two weeks they went out she would stop by his place randomly throughout the day and night to see if he was cheating on her with someone else. She also kept asking him for a key to his place. Kelly Rutherford
LAWYER 10/29 **#13**
This B list mostly movie actress is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. She is also strung out to the point where she needs an intervention. She wrapped her last movie but it took twice as long because of how bad she was doing health wise. Michelle Williams
LAWYER 10/29 **#14**
This actress was A+ list at the peak of her career. She was incredibly popular with women because of her Rachel at the time haircut and men loved her and had her posters everywhere. Her decline was almost as fast as her rise. During her peak she was in her fair share of scandals. At one point she was having an affair with two actors at the same time. Both were A+ list and frequently co-starred together. When a gossip columnist threatened to reveal all, they called things off. When the two actors found out she had been sleeping with both of them, they each replaced her in movies they had promised to her. She had a child die shortly after birth, but the baby was not her husbands, but rather this A+ list mogul/producer. Farrah Fawcett
Which famed British actor has been bringing inventive new meaning to the phrase "golden handshake"? His big thing is to get his rather well-to-do conquests to piss in his cupped hands.
GOSSIP LIFE 10/29
This A-list actor and his C-list wife took part in a reality show recently. It was all very funny and surprising, and they both come across well. Why? It was all scripted ahead of time. Every single second of it was planned. Why else would someone of their calibre take part without having all control? Johnny Depp/Amber Heard "Overhaulin"
GOSSIP 10/29 **#1**
This famous and very good-looking actor was involved in a relationship a couple of years ago with a celebrity who started out in a different field. When they broke up after less than a year of dating, we thought it was because the relationship had simply completed its designated run. Well, weve since learned that they suddenly stopped seeing each other for a completely different reason! "She broke up with him because he had violated her trust. He was supposed to be with her and only her, but he was going out, "getting drunk, picking up some very young, very skanky" partners, screwing them, and then throwing it back in her face." Even though he was more famous than her, she thought that his antics would eventually be found out and publicized, making HER look bad. They had an agreement, he broke it, she felt disrespected, and she broke up with him. However, it didnt end there. "For some weird reason, instead of letting it go, he kept calling her and texting her and begging her to take him back! She told him that he was "immature and had way too many issues." She told him that she wasnt going to take him back. She said that after that, "He totally went off the rails!"" We told you that this good-looking actor "totally went off the rails" when his girlfriend dumped him. "The breakup blindsided him. He was the bigger star and he just couldnt believe that she would dump him like that. He would not stop calling or texting her. He became obsessed with her. He was drinking a lot, too, and would drunk dial her and leave these weird, long, rambling messages, begging her to get back together." She told him to leave her alone. He wasnt ready to give up, though, so he dragged his family into the drama. He had introduced the ex-girlfriend to his family while they were dating, and he knew that she liked them. So he paid to fly out his entire family to support him. They did so but not necessarily just to help him win the girl back. "His family liked [the ex-girlfriend a lot] and they knew how much he wanted to get back with her. The WHOLE family flew out not just because they wanted to be there for him, but because they were also really concerned about his weird/self-destructive behavior!" Eventually, after making a super-human effort to stop drinking, and after promising her that he would behave himself and not embarrass her, the actor won back his ex-girlfriend and they became a couple again. Henry Cavill/Gina Carano
GOSSIP 10/29 **#2**
Theyre starting early with this one! This famous film actor and his publicists usually wait until he has been dating someone for a year before they start pushing his fake relationship to the next level. For some reason, they are rushing this one through the cycle. Expect them to start ramping up talk about engagements and cohabitation and marriage and family and babies soon. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kelly Rohrbach or Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk
GOSSIP 10/29 **#3**
This man is one of the most handsome and famous actors in the world. He is married to one of the most famous actresses in the world. Notice anything different about him? Youll have to look hard, as he may be wearing dark glasses and facial hair to cover up the evidence while he heals. Thats right. Heals. He had some plastic surgery! If youre curious about the actual procedures, he had blepharoplasty on his lower lids, his neck/jawline tightened up, a little bit of filler in his cheeks and lips, a little Botox, and some re-texturing work on his face. It sounds like a lot of procedures, but his doctor did not do anything drastic as our actor specified that he wanted to come out of it "looking like himself. Only younger." We dont know if that actually happened. Overall, he looks tighter, smoother, and plumper but not necessarily like a younger version of himself. Perhaps it was too much all at once. Or perhaps he just needs some time for it all to settle in. After all, its hard to judge work right after its been done. Lets check back in six months to see if he looks like a younger version of himself. Brad Pitt (Angelina Jolie) in Dubai
LAWYER 10/30 **#1**
This A list boy bander from an A+ list group that wont be a group much longer let himself be recorded getting serviced by a woman in a bar bathroom. It is unclear whether the recording shows all of him or just the woman. Louis Tomlinson "One Direction"
LAWYER 10/30 **#2**
KINDNESS: This rocker is B+ list. He still has A+ list name recognition and the same look for the past two decades though. When our rocker was in a town to see a sporting event, he stopped into a restaurant for some dinner. It turns out that night was also prom night with 100 couples all eating dinner. Our rocker not only paid for every single meal he also got up on stage and performed a couple of songs. Kid Rock
LAWYER 10/30 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actor turned no wants to hire him, turned Academy Award winner/nominee, turned no one wants to hire him despite his name recognition, tired to get his girlfriend to have sex with him during a premiere the other night. The girlfriend was having none of it and walked out. Mickey Rourke ("Eating Happiness" Presented By World Dog Alliance)
LAWYER 10/30 **#4**
This former tweener who people forget was a tweener is on a talk show now and thankfully is not named Raven Symone. The other night she had her friends try and find her a guy but the only criteria they used was what kind of car a guy drove. If it didnt cost over $100K they were not invited to talk to the host. Adrienne Bailon ("The Cheetah Girls") ("The Real")
LAWYER 10/30 **#5**
This married foreign born A- list mostly movie actor always plays the tough guy roles. He is pretty tough in real life too. He got into a fight with a guy the other night after our actor tried to hit on the other guys girlfriend. Tom Hardy (Triumph Motorcycles Global Bonneville Launch)
LAWYER 10/30 **#6**
Usually it is the two biggest stars in the film that travel together and the lesser stars divide up and conquer the rest of the cities on the globe. Not in the case of this blockbuster. As I told you previously, the two stars cant stand each other so the main female lead is traveling alone throughout the globe. When absolutely required she will be on the red carpet with the A list male lead, but she hates him.
Main female lead: Naomie Harris ("Moneypenny")
A list male lead: Daniel Craig
LAWYER 10/30 **#7**
This married B list celebrity who has an A+ list sibling is hooking up with a bodyguard assigned to her while out of the country. She is definitely not reluctant about cheating. Solange Knowles (Beyoncé) (in Australia)
LAWYER 10/30 **#8**
I really dont understand the relationship between this former tweener turned B+ list singer and her B- list mostly television actor boyfriend. He cheats on her with women. She cheats on him with women. I guess it works for them. Demi Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
LAWYER 10/30 **#9**
This Teen Mom has convinced her former boyfriend to return for another season of filming and to propose to her this time. It is all for the cameras, but she is going to milk it for all its worth. Farrah Abraham/Simon Saran
LAWYER 10/30 **#10**
These two Twilight co-stars are married and cheating on their respective spouses with each other. Nikki Reed/Jackson Rathbone
LAWYER 10/30 **#11**
This Bravo show is getting another season. I really didnt think it would. What isnt going to be shown is the star of it recently doing some lines of coke. I could go on for hours about this person and make a very strong case they are one of the worst celebrities ever. Just a horrible person. Abusive, racist, and drug addict. Caroline Stanbury "Ladies of London"
LAWYER 10/30 **#12**
This foreign born A list model/crap actress had sex with a woman not her girlfriend in the back of an Escalade on the way to the airport. Cara Delevingne (St. Vincent)
LAWYER 10/30 **#13**
The husband of this former A list celebrity who has always been in the shadow of her sister is cheating on her. Nothing new. She traded fidelity for money. Plain and simple. Ashlee Simpson (sister: Jessica Simpson) (husband: Evan Ross)
LAWYER 10/30 **#14**
I am not a big get in a costume and go have a party guy for Halloween. One time though, someone talked me into it. Once. I met this B+ list mostly movie actress (SW) who does moonlight in some cable television a long time ago. She was just starting out when we were first introduced. I was at a screening of a movie in which she was probably billed just high enough to get an invite. She had been in one earlier movie that year which gave her some amount of fame, but it had pretty much gone away by this time. I was there because one of the guys who contributed a song to the soundtrack invited me along. The soundtrack did way better than the movie. Anyway, we got to talking and made some plans to meet up. Blah blah blah. About a month after the movie screening was Halloween. The thing is, in between that flop and Halloween she had another movie come out. She was doing a bunch of press for that movie so we still had not hung out by the time that movie had its premiere. Well, lo and behold that lifelong friend of mine who has been in this space many times asked me to go to the premiere with her. She was actually in the movie and was pretty excited. Anyway, SW was there, obviously and we started up right where had left off a month earlier doing almost the same thing. I was even wearing the same thing. I do that. So, after the premiere there was a party. It probably would have been the most boring party in the world if it were not for one of the co-stars of the movie. In one night, this actor, who we will call MA, stripped naked, snorted coke of every available surface, made out with women, rubbed himself against guys and drank shot after shot of tequila all while making sure nobody touched his pills. Seriously. When he stripped he took the pills out of the pocket of his pants and set them on a table. Every minute or so he would stop doing what he had been doing and make eye contact with his pills. If someone walked near the table, he could sense it and would scream at them to stay the f**k away from his pills. He screamed it so often, that by the end of the night people were screaming it for him when someone would walk by the table. It was probably the most bizarre thing I have seen someone do almost ever, but especially someone who was almost A list at that point. It seems hard to believe now, but the actor who started on television, ended up getting a half dozen above the title A list movie credits before the partying just got too far out of hand. Now, he barely works. He gets most of his gigs from favors.
SW: Ali Larter
Movie screening: "House on Haunted Hill"
Movie earlier that year: "Varsity Blues"
MA: Chris Kattan
Lifelong friend: Lisa Loeb
GOSSIP 10/30 **#1**
These two young actors one male and one female were hanging out together in her trailer between shooting scenes of their new movie. The actress fell asleep. A strange sensation woke her up. She looked down to find that the actor was sniffing the sole of her bare foot! It freaked her out. She was like, "What the f*ck are you doing?" He tried to play it off all casual and was like, "Oh, nothing really. I was just noticing how good your foot smells. Can I just take one quick lick to see if it tastes good, too?" She ordered him out of her trailer and does not hang out alone with him alone any more. Their film will be out next year. Lickers and non-lickers welcome.
GOSSIP 10/30 **#2**
Earlier in the day, this singer had visited a school and played with the kids. Everything was fine. Then he did a radio interview. He tried to take control of the interview but was thwarted by an experienced host. Our singer was very unhappy from that point on. Before his performance even started, he was backstage, complaining bitterly and saying that he didnt even feel like going on. As soon as a disruption occurred, he completely lost it and walked off. This isnt about a lack of sleep. This is about a lack of maturity. Someone close to him explains it this way: "After years of being spoiled and self-centered, the maturity just isnt there. He thinks that talking about being mature or dressing more mature or being more controlling of others is maturity. It doesnt work that way. He simply does not have the self-discipline/patience/restraint to genuinely be mature. He gets thrown by the littlest things. When he is unable to control other people, he loses it and turns into a cry baby. Justin Bieber
GOSSIP LIFE 10/30
The wife of this A-list comedian consistently sets him up with attractive underage girls. It was a prerequisite of their marriage.
A-list comedian: Tim Allen
Wife: Jane Hajduk
LAWYER 10/31 **#1**
This permanent A list mostly movie actor, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is doing a little bit of a different acting kind of thing. He also is getting serviced by a woman every afternoon right after lunch. His girlfriend probably doesnt care at this point. His co-stars do though because he is already taking this thing way too lightly and its going to be a disaster. Al Pacino/Broadway play "China Doll"
LAWYER 10/31 **#2**
This a-hole of an actor who treated his actress girlfriend like crap treated the crew on his latest movie like crap too. The thing is this guy is no more than B+ list, but he acts like he is A++ list. Apparently he never makes mistakes, but if you happen to do anything wrong he will belittle you and yell at you and swear at you. I hate this guy. Not as much as the crew, but close. Jesse Eisenberg (Mia Wasikowska)/"Untitled Woody Allen Project"
LAWYER 10/31 **#3**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is taking a run through pay cable, was out of the country and cheating on his B list celebrity/actress/comedienne girlfriend. Michael Sheen (Sarah Silverman)/"UNICEF Halloween Ball" in London
LAWYER 10/31 **#4**
This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who has also been a host and a stand up comedian and always annoying, was all over any female who even barely recognized the actor. It was creepy. Touching and trying to kiss them. If they showed any interest at all he was all over them. Pauly Shore (even more creepy is that he was A list for about a year)/Playboy And Hugh Hefner Host Annual Halloween Party At The Playboy Mansion
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