NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.
LAWYER 12/01 **#1**
This former A+ list tweener turned what appears to be a B+/A- list singer/performance art doing kind of person, has been texting and calling this B+ list singer/actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee non-stop. They hooked up a couple of times when hanging out with a mutual friend but our former tweener thinks it is serious. Our actor/singer has someone he sees regularly and the tweener thing was just one of many people on his I will fuck anything that walks parade. Miley Cyrus/Jared Leto
LAWYER 12/01 **#2**
This former A+ list NBA athlete is back at it again with his ex. He just cant get enough of her despite the fact he is married to an actress. They have had issues before, but this is really getting to the divorce level. Dwyane Wade/Gabrielle Union
LAWYER 12/01 **#3**
Botox, cocaine and prescription pills combined are pretty much the life of this once A list mostly movie actor who started off on late night television. He was on a recent red carpet for a project for some of his friends and was wasted and incoherent and Im not sure who thought inviting him was a good idea. Chris Kattan (Chris Kattan "The Ridiculous 6" premiere (friends Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Jon Lovitz)
LAWYER 12/01 **#4**
This A list singer who is getting close to being a permanent A lister is having a secret fling even her minders dont know about because one of the minders is who she has been hooking up with. In a dressing room over the weekend was the latest time with one of her assistants there to keep anyone away. Britney Spears
LAWYER 12/01 **#5*
This C list celebrity/part-time porn star has given up trying to make it in reality television and has turned to servicing the reality executives she has met through all her meetings. She is making more money meeting with them then she would on a show. Courtney Stodden
LAWYER 12/01 **#6**
This former tweener actress turned decent singer with a horrible attitude, has a rule when she is out at clubs If you want to talk to her, you need to give her a present of some coke. Ariana Grande
LAWYER 12/01 **#7**
This B- list mostly television actor is kind of playing with fire. Since his hit network show ended he has been on edge about work. Implying that he was hooking up with this producer before he was even legal, is probably not the best way to have career advancement. Chris Colfer/Ryan Murphy "Glee"
LAWYER 12/01 **#8**
KINDNESS: This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor has bounced around in his listing for the past decade. Still he has A+ list name recognition, but is not getting the roles or billing he used to. A great guy who is still really good looking, he posed for some fans while dining out the other night. He then surprised the table by paying for their dinner and loading them up with bottles of champagne to go. Colin Farrell
LAWYER 12/01 **#9**
If you look at filming dates, this one seems pretty easy to decipher, but I dont think any of us expected this actor to have herpes. An anonymously filed lawsuit involving a much-talked-about disease has surfaced in federal court in Detroit, where an unnamed woman is suing an unnamed celebrity from California for allegedly giving her genital herpes while having sex with her multiple times in Royal Oak last summer. Why the secrecy? "This complaint is brought anonymously due to the social stigma attached to the damages as well as the celebrity of the defendant," according to the lawsuit, which seeks at least $75,000 in damages. The lawsuit does not say whether the celebrity is an actor, musician, athlete or politician only that he is a citizen of California, and that he had a residence of some sort in Royal Oak in July. The plaintiff, who is a Michigan resident but currently is in New York, claims the unnamed celebrity has permanently scarred her physically, emotionally and psychologically by failing to warn her that he was infected with genital herpes, and "by failing to altogether avoid sexual contact" with her. Her lawsuit also alleges that the defendant "knew or should have known" that he was infected with Herpes Simplex Virus 2. According to the lawsuit, the plaintiff had repeated sexual encounters with the defendant in July, primarily at his residence in Royal Oak, and "did not and has not had any sexual relations with anyone other than" him since then. The lawsuit is claiming: The infection is permanent and irreversible, forcing the woman to take medication for the disease for her entire life. She will never be able to have a child through normal vaginal delivery because if she has an outbreak the child can contract the disease during pregnancy. She fears she may never get married or have a long-term relationship because of the stigma of the disease. "She will be forever branded with the social stigma of this disease," the lawsuit states, adding she will have repeated outbreaks throughout her lifetime. The plaintiffs attorney did not return calls for comment. Ben Affleck while filming "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice"
LAWYER 12/01 **#10**
As soon as the lights turned off and everything was over, our favorite foreign born B+ list singer/part-time actress/reality host told the winner of a competition that the winner had no shot at making it and that she should consider herself competition of our B+ lister. Just really not nice things at all. Rita Ora ("The X Factor")
LAWYER 12/01 **#11**
Today lets turn our attention to the world of Christian music. I normally wouldnt venture into this arena, but because this person is an A+ lister in that world and is known outside the Christian music scene, I figured this would be fun for everyone. This guy has been married forever and is always talking about love and family and how he believes family first and you are a horrible person if you cheat on your wife. First of all the guy cheats on his wife all the time and generally the people he cheats with are Christian singers like himself. He likes to stick to the young female singers who audition to be backup singers. You are only going to get to sing for him if you are really young and this is your first gig outside of singing at your church. He is no better than some producer doing the casting couch thing. If you want a gig with our singer you are going to have to sleep with him. He loves the impressionable ones who have never been away from home or just are willing to do whatever he says because he is their leader. Apparently over the years, a couple of them have become pregnant and even though he will talk about being pro-life until he is blue in the face, he is the one paying for their abortions. Nothing to come back and expose him. Michael W. Smith
12. MR. X
What star of that hotter than hot Broadway show has alienated many of his longtime friends because they think fame has gone to his head? He used to be such a gracious, humble guy, nowadays not so much. Lin-Manuel Miranda "Hamilton"
13. MR. X
If you thought his last publicity stunt was insane, his next will have everyone talking. Hes planning on getting a full body wax and shave because hes planning on going fully nude in a mock slave auction. Hes planning on doing full body blackface and be shackled on his neck. Shia LaBeouf ("ALL MY MOVIES" marathon)
14. THE GOSSIP
This A-list personality tried to get his job back after his break out endeavour failed, but unfortunately another A-list personality already took the job, leaving our first A-list personality depressed.
Show: "Americas Got Talent"
Who is the A-list personality? Piers Morgan ("Piers Morgan's Life Stories" when he took over for Larry King)
Who is the A-list personality who took the job? Simon Cowell
This handsome actor is suddenly talking about the fact that he didnt get along with another famous actor when they did a film together a few years ago. He says that the friction between the two was so bad that it resulted in our actor not being asked back for the next installment of the franchise. Its more of an admission/excuse than it is an apology for his own bad behavior. And he is talking about this publicly versus simply going to the costar and trying to smooth things over one-on-one. So, why is he doing this? And why is he doing it now? Simply put, he is getting desperate for work! Our actor worked on just one film this year and has NONE in development. Yikes! For someone of his age and of his level of fame, thats bad. By comparison, his former costar worked on four or five films this year and has more than a DOZEN in development! Did his former costar have him blackballed within the industry? Or are key decision makers on other projects simply passing when it comes to hiring our actor because he now has a reputation as a troublemaker? Not really. And yes. Alex Pettyfer/Channing Tatum "Magic Mike"
Khloe Kardashian has revealed that she had a one-night-stand with a "performer" prior to her marriage to Lamar Odom. The reality star opened up about the racy encounter in an online diary filmed on her recent trip to Australia for her website khloewithak.com. She did not identify the man but gave a number of revealing hints as to his identity. Khloe explained: "I met a guy who was performing at the MTV Awards [in Australia], hooked up with him here and left." "He had to leave town and we both didnt live here, we all came here for the awards." Khloe says the encounter was in 2007, but add the disclaimer "I think." The 31-year-old was actually pictured at the awards with sister Kim the following year. And she gave her BFF Malika Haqq all the juicy details, saying she felt "so comfortable" with her lover. "I had the coolest room, and it had a bath like the whole room was huge and had a bath in the middle of the room. And I was so confident, I took a bath in front of him, I dont know what was happening!" Khloe laughed that her night of passion backfired when the performer later turned up in Los Angeles leading to some awkward attempts on his part to reconnect. "He came to the States and wanted to date me again," she reminded Malika. "I never saw him again and I was like,Uh, no, youre not supposed to come here!'" And she dismisses his interest in her, adding: "It was just to do something in Australia." Khloe does not identify her overly keen lover in the clip. However she does give a substantial amount of clues stating that her hook up was a performer, that he was not from Sydney, and that he was later in Los Angeles. Dizzee Rascal
GOSSIP 12/02 **#1**
They are looking for a big payday for the new addition to this celebrity family! To that end, they want a popular magazine to pony up big bucks for a full formal spread and an exclusive interview about how this baby has changed their life. "The negotiation didnt go too well. They are really overestimating their ability to sell covers. I guess they figured that they would just shoot for the moon, but the amount that they are asked for is so outrageous that the magazine didnt even make a counter offer!" Not Sandra Bullock. Coco Austin & Ice-T
GOSSIP 12/02 **#2**
This model is horrified that something negative she said about a client became public. "Yes, its true that she said it, but she never thought it would get out there. She knows that she blew it. Youre supposed to keep your mouth shut, finish the gig, get paid. Thats it. You NEVER make the client or their product look bad! If you have a problem, you ask your agent not to book you with them anymore. You dont go around mouthing off about the client." How is she going to fix this? "Watch her do a bunch of informal P.R. in the next few weeks to try to make people forget about it. She normally hates the paps, but for the near future they are on speed dial." Alessandra Ambrosio (Maxim owner)
19. THE GOSSIP
This A-list footballer is one of the highest paid players on the planet, but hes hungering for more. He is no longer happy with earning close to half a mill a week. He wants to a earn a full mill. The club are refusing to pay and are willing to resort to releasing his wage demands, amongst other PR friendly moves, to make the player and his demands look unreasonable. Lionel Messi (Spanish club Barcelona and the Argentina national team)
Dont get carried away with your first choice for the spreader of herpes in the Detroit area. There was another actor there in the time period who used to be an A+ list comic television actor on a long running network show. Tim Allen
LAWYER 12/02 **#1**
Everyone is wondering what this B- list celebrity offspring/part-time reality star/model wannabae/actress wannabe/fashion designer wannabe all on the dime of her family has against this A+ list singer. Our B- lister is constantly trashing her but it has not worked so far. Kelly Osbourne/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 12/02 **#2**
This A+ list rapper/mogul who does a crappy job of running a record label, spent several hundred thousand dollars wooing this foreign born A- lister in her country and B lister here to sign to his label. What she doesnt know is that he wants her for her songwriting. She will never get another record with him in charge. His wife will though.
A+: Jay-Z (Roc Nation)
A- lister: Emeli Sandé
LAWYER 12/02 **#3**
This youngest member of this A iist reality family has a new product she is selling to the public. No harm in that. But, what she is not telling anyone is that she has just put her name on a product she is selling for three times the cost of what the same company sells the same exact product for without her face on it. Kylie Jenner "Lip Kit"
LAWYER 12/02 **#4**
It appears that at least privately, this foreign born probable one hit wonder has moved on in the romance department. She was seen coming out of a hotel suite after a two hour romp with an athlete in town for the day. Guess her other athlete did not measure up. Iggy Azalea/Nick Young (just didnt want you thinking he was the only one stepping out, although his was more of a running out and doing hopscotch and a stair climber with as much as he was cheating)
LAWYER 12/02 **#5**
At an after party this past weekend, this A list country singer/part-time reality star had a woman all over him and he was not pushing her away at all. I wonder what his supposed girlfriend would think about all that. Blake Shelton/Gwen Stefani ("The Ridiculous 6" premiere)
LAWYER 12/02 **#6**
Considering she walked in on her significant other cheating on her three hours prior to this award ceremony, this OITNB actress held her own remarkably well this past week. Natasha Lyonne/Fred Armisen (photo)
LAWYER 12/02 **#7**
For this married B+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on a long running network hit, his recent press tour for this franchise was epic. Except for required press appearances he stayed in his room smoking bong after bong while hooking up with some of Europes most expensive escorts. Woody Harrelson ("Cheers") ("The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2")
LAWYER 12/02 **#8**
She does not look like the type, but this briefly A list singer who needs a new hit to even get back up to A list was on a flight. She complained it was hot and unzipped her top and sat in her seat wearing nothing but a bra for almost the entire flight. Meghan Trainor
LAWYER 12/02 **#9**
This B list mostly movie actor who is in a big Oscar hopeful and is not known for fidelity is cheating on his secret girlfriend with a co-star from the movie. Is it cheating if the girlfriend is secret?
Actor: Michael Fassbender
Secret girlfriend: Marion Cotillard
Movie: "Steve Jobs"
Co-star: POSSIBLY Katherine Waterston
LAWYER 12/02 **#10**
Im not sure how this B list almost television actress is identifying herself lately in her own mind, but her girlfriend thinks she is gay. Her former A list turned B+ list co-star is probably going to say she is bisexual after the pair hooked up this week.
Actress: Ruby Rose
Co-star: Keanu Reeves
Movie: "John Wick 2" (in NYC)
Girlfriend: Phoebe Dahl (break up)
LAWYER 12/02 **#11**
This A- list mostly television actor from a very hit network show is going to have to renegotiate his contract for next year with the way his new girlfriend is spending money. He has always been very frugal, but she is literally spending tens of thousands of dollars a month on clothes and shopping sprees and has been looking for a house. Ben McKenzie/Morena Baccarin "Gotham"
LAWYER 12/02 **BLIND ITEM UPDATE**
**ORIGINAL POST November 21, 2006**
"Let me preface this post, by saying that if this story ever comes out, it would blow the music world up and shake it to its core. This would put the Milli Vanilli scandal and Ashlee Simpson SNL situation so far down the ladder it would be crazy. Towards the end of last year I had a woman come into my office and she began to explain what she had done and had been doing for several years and it was one of the very few times that I just could not believe what I was hearing. I know the music industry inside and out, and I had never heard of something so extensive and pervasive as this. This woman (S) came into my office because the payments she had been receiving had stopped and she wanted to either get the money that was owed to her, or expose what she had been doing to the light of day. S is a sessions/studio/backup singer and is very good. Prior to her involvement in what I am going to describe, she made a very good living singing on commercials and being a backup singer for groups and other solo acts, etc. Like I said she is very good, but she does not really have that "look" which would make her a star, so record companies did not put her out front, but just used her talents. In late 2000, a man came to her one day and said he needed someone to record some demos because he had written a lot of songs, but wanted a demo to shop the songs to singers and record labels. This is not unusual at all and she had done this type of work before and it paid pretty well so she agreed. What was unusual about her recording of the demos was how much work was put into the actual recordings. It was extensive. Generally there is not much time put into the recordings because you never really know if the song will even sell, and the money spent on recording could be put to better uses. These demos she was recording were actually being treated as if they were going to be released on a CD or to radio. They even did some mixing which was REALLY unusual. After a few weeks she had recorded about over a dozen songs and she went on her way and was really oblivious to anything else pertaining to it, UNTIL several months later she was in her car and heard her voice coming from the radio, only it was another singer being given credit. (We will call this other singer MV for Milli Vanilli) She could not believe what she was hearing and did not know whether to be excited to hear herself on the radio, confused about the credit given to another singer or just ****** off for the same reasons. What she did do, was to call the man who had originally come to her and had her record the songs. The man agreed to meet her and gave her a substantial sum of money and promised to keep giving her money every month as long as she kept her mouth shut. MV was taking off. (MV has/had several Top 40 songs and CDs. They could have gone to #1 or languished in the 30s. I really cannot go into much more detail or else it would be too easy to discover.) MV was everywhere...on television, radio, awards shows, commercials, EVERYWHERE ..meanwhile, S continued to get money every month and kept her little secret to herself. The guy who picked S was VERY lucky. Most singers would have caused a fuss, but S has always been in the background and was resigned to the fact she always would be, and was very happy just taking the $$, and did not want that to stop. About 9 months go by and S is called by the guy because MV is going on tour and they want S to record some extra mixes and such for the tour. She agrees and does not really do much, but money is money. Fast forward another year or so and S stops receiving money and after a few months of missed payments, calls the guy who explains that they need S to do another CD and then the payments can continue, but there is no more money unless she does more recordings. S agrees and records another CD worth of songs which is released several months later and does even better than the first CD. This same process is repeated (I am not going to tell you the number of CDs because again you may be able to deduce and so I will just say the process repeated itself several times.) Well everything goes well for the most part for all these years and then no more payments, and no more calls and she cannot even locate our mystery man. S has not received a payment in six months when she came into my office and related this story. She did not even know the guys name, but when she described him, I knew who he was and was even more floored than I had been previously. This was just something I had really not heard before. I had heard of really altering voices in the recording studios and bringing in hired hands for one song or a large portion of a song, but never CD after CD and even doing extra work so a live performance would not sound staged. I told her I needed some time to check into her story and then we could proceed. It took two calls before I got the guy on the phone and he was ******, scared, angry, threatening, remorseful everything. It turns out the reason he had stopped making payments was he had been playing some shell games with the money between the record company, MVs earnings and MVs investments and just did not have any additional money. In addition, MV was not sure she wanted to continue on with what had been happening and so our mystery guy might be completely out of the picture. I actually think the record company to this day has no idea what went on as the Guy was very good at what he does/did and knew how to make sure the record company was always happy. He stayed under budget, toured, made MV available, and made the record company money. So a meeting was arranged in my office and S and MV finally met face to face. They had never done so, even though it was S who made MV a star. MV was rude to say the least when she saw what S looked like and it really upset me although S being her normal classy self could have cared less. What we agreed to do that day was to provide S with one lump sum rather than a monthly income which was easier for Guy to pull off and S also agreed to never disclose her role in this drama and MV was on her own for future recordings and tours. This involved literally millions of CDs and hundreds of concerts all over the world. The one thing I did get out of this beside my fee of course is a Gold Record autographed by S and by MV. I know it is the only one in the world"
(CLUES OVER THE YEARS)
**Someone who knows MV, but does not know about the S situation told me this morning that MV was contemplating an in depth interview to address some issues in her personal and professional life. Could this be one of the issues?
**Original MV story, in which we learn that S. is a backup singer who was tricked into recording all of the albums, "live" concerts, etc. for MV, who has sold millions of albums and sold out tours. (MV- Milli Vanilli)
**MV has been separated (real separation and not just kicking the guy out for a couple of days) and/or divorced at least once.
**MV has been or is currently married.
**MV aint Mandy Moore, Pink, Norah Jones, Beyonce.
**MV has at least one child.
**MV was born in the United States.
**MV has/had several Top 40 songs and CDs. They could have gone to #1 or languished in the 30s.
**Either our singer or someone she has been married to has had a nickname or a hyphenation in their nickname.
**Our famous lip syncher has released a CD within the past 12 months.
**Combined, the first and last name equals 13 letters.
**She has been on a very popular CBS sitcom.
**She has been on Saturday Night Live more than once.
**MV has done or is contractually agreed to do a Las Vegas residency.
**MV broke up with a significant other this year.
**She has received two Golden Rasberry Awards (assuming that she won, wasnt just nominated).
Jennifer Lopez/Benny Medina
LAWYER 12/03 **#1**
Her boyfriend is not going to stick with her much longer. I dont care how big of a starfucker he is, this A+ list diva/singer is a mess. The prescription pill addiction mixed with the multiple bottles of wine each day is wrecking her. Mariah Carey/James Packer
LAWYER 12/03 **#2**
This former tweener turned not bad singer with the terrible temper recently accepted a very very very large amount of money to spend the night with a person. A lot of money. Now she is canceling. The thing is, that would probably be ok. The person would be disappointed, but it is ok. So, does our former tweener return the money? Nope. She already spent it and has no way to return it right now. So, what does she do? She is going to hole up at home and pretend like it never happened. This will definitely come back to haunt her. Ariana Grande
LAWYER 12/03 **#3**
This A- list model who wants to be a computer geek was not invited to this exclusive gathering by her ex-bff. The A+ lister still has not forgiven her for the indiscretion. Karlie Kloss/Taylor Swift (NYU with an interest in computer science, specifically coding)
LAWYER 12/03 **#4**
The tabloids want to sell issues to the point where they totally turn a blind eye to the fact that this A+ list reality star has spent about 15 nights this past year under the same roof as her husband. That does not mean the same bedroom, it means the same roof. If this were anyone else, there would be stories about this and everything else in the marriage, but the tabloids have all signed a pact with the devil. Kim Kardashian/Kanye West
LAWYER 12/03 **#5**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor who would love any work you give him in front of the camera, is more known for who he was with and his partying ways. He is married but while out of town working has been hooking up with different women every night. David Arquette on national tour of "Sherlock Holmes"
LAWYER 12/03 **#6**
KINDNESS: Finally this B+ list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show spent money on something other than the pap who takes her photo every day. Our actress, appearing at charity event for kids, had a moving truck pull up to the offices of the charity a few hours before the event and unload over two thousand unwrapped toys for kids. Get this. It was the second time in two weeks she did it. Impressive. Emmy Rossum ("Shameless") /Godiva's Toys For Tots Christmas fundraising event
LAWYER 12/03 **#7**
This oft troubled former A-/B+ list mostly television actress has had a bad last few years. She wants to make a big comeback. Not only did she go under the knife to get a slightly larger breast size, but she wants to be the last naked celebrity in the last nude edition of Playboy. Pamela Anderson
LAWYER 12/03 **#8**
This A- list foreign born actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was expecting her husband to show up for a premiere of her new movie. Not only was he a no show but he was a no show in the worst way possible. He was with a much younger blonde model. Kate Winslet (Ned Rocknroll)/"The Dressmaker"
LAWYER 12/03 **#9**
This B+ list reality show host/wannabe mogul claims to have a girlfriend, and he might, but he is also hooking up with his PR person. That wont end well. Nick Cannon
LAWYER 12/03 **#10**
This former A list singer in a group who briefly was an A lister solo, is slowly dropping to B or lower and is relying on appearances and products to make a buck. The thing is though her drug use has made her fairly unreliable and the offers which were plentiful are drying up. Plus, she is not really someone people look up to or love so she needed to be perfectly behaved. Fergie ("The Black Eyed Peas")
LAWYER 12/03 **#11**
This A- list mostly television actress on a fairly hit network show has been on the receiving end of cheating. Now, she is the one who is the other woman to her married co-star. Jennifer Morrison ("Once Upon a Time")/Colin O'Donoghue (Captain Hook)
LAWYER 12/03 **#12**
This married foreign born A- list singer with a great voice and a cheating past is spreading holiday cheer with a backup singer on his current tour who is definitely not keeping it quiet. Michael Bublé
LAWYER 12/03 **#13**
Hey, at least Halle Berry can act. I will give her that. She might always throw her exes under the bus and never take any blame for any of her blown up relationships, but she does have talent. Her UK counterpart? Not so much. Her UK counterpart is definitely A list over there. Over here? People know her, but unless you read gossip sites, you probably dont run into her name all that often. Even tabloids dont really bother with her except for a few brief headlines. All of her relationships end badly. All of her relationships end because of the guys. At least that is her version of events. She has tons of fans who rally to her side whenever anyone brings up any competing point of view. Drug use? Not true says her fans. Did she contribute to any of her high profile breakups? Not according to her or her fans who say she has always been wronged. She plays the Halle Berry woe is me to a tee. Now that her latest relationship is about to crumble, look for her to start pointing the figure at her significant other. All of the issues that have been raised she will blame on the struggles of trying to work and manage a relationship. They are the same issues she has always had, but the drugs and the eating disorder and everything else will somehow be blamed on the significant other. Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini
Stories about which superstar couple's "marriage woes" this summer came about thanks to one of the couple's assistants having a sapphic fling with a showbiz reporter? (The hack has form in getting stories this way having been linked previously to a bit of extra-curricular fun with a Spice Girl and her husband). Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt
We have some insight as to whats going on behind the scenes of this failing entertainment company headed up by a music celebrity! "What. A. Fucking. Asshole. [This celebrity] is undoubtedly THE most clueless executive Ive ever met. The CEOs job is to set the strategy, but [the celebrity] kept jumping in to tell him everything that he are doing and thinking is wrong and that he needs to do things his way. Then they quit, of course, because who can do a job if you are constantly being told that you are doing your job wrong? Thats why its impossible to work for him. Big ego. No common sense. Thinks he know everything about everything and that hes always right and youre always wrong. They should change the name of the company to Clueless. Im almost looking forward to the day when this whole thing goes down." Jay-Z ("Tidal")
Among the Sony/Wikileaks documents, which mostly pertain to legal and financial matters, is a shocking secret document that proves Sony execs are seriously concerned with preventing the spread of herpes on set! In order to be insured for a film shoot, numerous actors working on Sony projects have been required to fill out the "Cold Sore Questionnaire," Radar has learned. According to the documents, they must "describe cold sore locations," confess when the sore(s) first appeared, admit how long their cold sores usually last, disclose any potential triggers, and reveal any medications that they are taking to treat the sores, commonly known as Herpes Simplex 1. They must sign and date the form, attesting to its validity. But according to email chains related to several different films, actors sometimes skip questions about cold sores altogether, since admitting to the secret can unleash a flurry of concerned emails from Sony execs. While prepping to film the recent release Aloha, for example, the studio learned that one of the actors whom Radar has chosen not to identify was taking medication for sores. "[Redacted] has restrictions " an insurance agent told the studio about the actor, who was not one of the leads. "The cold sore questionnaire says he uses Abbreva (which is not a prescription medication). If there is a prescription medication he takes, please have the cold sore questionnaire revised to show the prescription medication (also, artist would need to check the box on the cold sore questionnaire that says hed take the prescription medication before & during filming as a preventative measure.") Another very well-known A-list actor working on another project initially refused to answer the cold sore question, which triggered frantic emails between the studio, the insurance company, and his rep. And one Academy Award-winning actress in her late 50s revealed that she also suffers from the sores. Emails stressed that she would take medication while filming as a "preventative measure."
[BLIND GOSSIP Note: Weve attached the actual questionnaire]
Aloha Actor: Danny McBride
Well-known A-list Actor: Brad Pitt
Academy Award-winning Actress: Emma Thompson
LAWYER 12/04 **#1**
This former B list mostly television actress turned B+ lister turned B+ list almost television actress pretends to be honest and open with her fans about her body and her issues. She is not though. She got work done to her face. Serious work, but has not said a thing. Mindy Kaling
LAWYER 12/04 **#2**
This married former A+ list mostly television actor from a long running network hit has worked steadily since the shows demise. Nothing to match the previous show, but still good work, primarily on television. On the set of his new show he started hooking up with a production assistant barely out of her teens and he is so head over heels that he moved out of the family home into a hotel to be with the woman. Tim Allen "Home Improvement"/"Last Man Standing" or Ray Romano "Everybody Loves Raymond"/"Vinyl"
LAWYER 12/04 **#3**
At the party, but conspicuously left out of most group photos taken at the party was this A- list mostly movie actress who is hated by this A- list mostly television actress. Palpable, someone called it. Yeah, Im not sure they know what it means, or if they just like saying it.
A- list television actress: Zooey Deschanel
A- list movie actress: Megan Fox
Show: "New Girl" (100th episode party)
Photo of group
Photo of Megan cut out
LAWYER 12/04 **#4**
The assistant to this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is lucky to get work in front of a camera these days, who should be grateful for her fans pushed through a path of them wanting autographs and photos. As she led her actress employer through the crowd, she said, Ms.________ does not meet with fans in public. Huh? WTF does that mean. I know one thing. She will definitely meet with them in private if the price is right. Demi Moore
LAWYER 12/04 **#5**
I dont know what he is up to sexually, but the B list mostly movie actress wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor does not seem keen on reconciliation. She has really taken it to the next level with the guy she has been seeing. Almost every weekday around lunchtime. In his office. Nothing at night. Nothing in public. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck
LAWYER 12/04 **#6**
This former A+ list rapper turned B+ list rapper/with a time consuming side project and a horrible nose for real estate was given a male model the other day who played dress up for the rapper all day long. No one had ever seen the rapper happier. 50 Cent (Executive Producer of tv series "Power") (bought Mike Tysons money pit Connecticut mansion)
LAWYER 12/04 **#7**
This foreign born A- list model who got casting couch lucky in one movie role and no one can stand, tried to get free stuff at a store in LA recently. They wouldnt even give her a discount. They did accept the credit card her A list mostly movie actor boyfriend pays for though. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ("Mad Max: Fury Road" or "Transformers: Dark of the Moon")/Jason Statham (shopping at The Grove in LA)
LAWYER 12/04 **#8**
This female athlete has A list name recognition but is just not that great in her sport. She swears by one product while she is getting paid but never personally takes it. She has hundreds of boxes filled with the stuff in one of her team garages that she cant even give away. Danica Patrick (Natures Bakery snacks)
LAWYER 12/04 **#9**
KINDNESS: This former A list tweener actress before there was such a term, turned A list television actress, turned what happened to her turned hey, I got another show to go for awhile, turned please look at me, recently wrote a check to a school to pay for all of the school supplies for the entire rest of the year. The school did not have enough money, and the teachers and parents of the students just could not cover it all. Melissa Joan Hart
LAWYER 12/04 **#10**
I bet the cameras are turned off each day when this Teen Mom gets her methadone. Leah Messer
LAWYER 12/04 **#11**
This B+ list mostly television actress is on a hit almost television show. She blew off a big event with that organization and ended up having to spend two nights straight making up for it with extra work and a big check. Laura Prepon ("Orange Is the New Black")/Hollywood Foreign Press Association And InStyle Celebrate The 2016 Golden Globe Award Season/Scientology
LAWYER 12/04 **#12**
This B+ list reality star from that family show we all hate, might be dealing with one addiction, but apparently he owes about $250K in gambling debts that he does not have the money to pay. Scott Disick
LAWYER 12/04 **#13**
#1- This former Bachelor wasnt even bothering to try and go the "hitting on" route with women the other night. He was just straight up asking women how much they wanted for the night. Juan Pablo Galavis (Art Basel reception)
#2 This former network reality host had a good run on a hit show.
Now he has moved to cable. Hopefully he can get that booze thing under control.
He just reeked of booze at a recent daytime event.
Host: Ty Pennington
Hit show: "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition"
Cable show: "American Diner Revival" Food Network
Event: Flagler Countys Habitat for Humanity
#3 After an entire relationship of being celibate, this A list mostly movie actress, who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was dumped by her boyfriend. Jessica Chastain/Count Gian Luca Passi di Preposulo, the Italian-born head of fashion brand Moncler
#4- Apparently this A+ list mostly movie actor is going to make his first television cameo since back in the day on that show with that ex. Brad Pitt (Jennifer Aniston "Friends")
GOSSIP 12/04 **#1**
This celebrity couple cant agree what to do about one of their children, and its causing a lot of friction between them. The child is telling the parents that they want to be called by a name of the opposite gender and is rejecting any clothing that would be usual for their gender. One of the parents wants to accommodate the childs wishes, but the other is dead set against it, calling it a "phase." They are fighting a lot about it. Not Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Will and Jada Smith (Willow)
GOSSIP 12/04 **#2**
When a life ends tragically young, they first question many people ask is if could be related to known bad habits. We asked a friend if they had any insight about this musicians recent behavior. "Look, he went back and forth a lot of times over the past couple of years. Sober, not sober, repeat. I dont know what hes been drinking or smoking or shooting in the last month or so because I havent seen him, but anyone who says that hes been clean for years is a liar. (Not talking about a couple of drinks or a little pot or about doing a few bumps of coke. He was all in with the booze and the drugs). He told me a bunch of times that he knew with his familys history of heart problems that he was "playing roulette" by using this shit, but he just couldnt help himself." Scott Weiland
GOSSIP 12/04 **#3**
We hear that this female celebrity was really mad when a very popular singer did a video project that included a bunch of attractive pals but not her! "She told people that she was asked to be in the video, but she just couldnt make it because of a scheduling conflict. LOL. Thats not true. [Singer] never asked her to be in the video. [Celebrity] was mad about it, too. However, the fact that she got dissed sure doesnt keep her from talking constantly about what "good friends" she is with [Singer], even though they actually havent spoken in months!" Our colorful celebrity frequently pops up in the news although some doubt that she would be a celebrity at all if not for her famous family! Kendall Jenner/Taylor Swift "Bad Blood" video
65. THE GOSSIP
The screenplay for this A-list directors upcoming movie is dreadful. We admire the director for playing it by their heart rather than brains or money, but it reads so poorly that its going to earn a really bad reception. Christopher Nolan; Angelina Jolie "First They Killed My Father: A Daughter of Cambodia Remembers"
LAWYER 12/05 **#1**
I guess because he thinks he has that beard locked down that our A+ list mostly movie actor can just hang out with his very young male hookup of the moment and no one will suspect a thing. Umm, it just makes you look Joe Simpson creepy. Bradley Cooper/Lucky Blue Smith
LAWYER 12/05 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actress thought she was getting her big break on this now dead new network show. She started partying and spent most of her money on coke. Dont worry though, she is getting her bills paid for her by her B+ list co-star on the show, who always likes having a woman around for cover. Rebecca Rittenhouse/Chase Crawford/"Blood & Oil"
LAWYER 12/05 **#3**
Apparently one of the biggest sources of friction between this on again off again couple of the past half decade is when the B+ list actress/singer decided to have an abortion because her former A+ list tweener boyfriend was doing drugs and always cheating on her. Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber
LAWYER 12/05 **#4**
Now that the sale of their primary house has been completed, there is barely anything left to divide before they announce their divorce and that it has been finalized at the same time. Oh, and they are an A list mostly television actress from a hit network drama and he is basically out of work former celebrity. Kerry Washington ("Scandal")/Nnamdi Asomugha
LAWYER 12/06 **#1**
This foreign born B+ list celebrity offspring who has done everything from reality to hosting to drugs is doing drugs in a big way now. This always happens when she is with a new boyfriend. And when she is not, but especially when she is with one. She needs rehab again. Kelly Osbourne
LAWYER 12/06 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper/singer does not even go the groupie route any longer. He just has a couple of his people troll through strip clubs looking for women who will take some money for sex. He prefers bareback. Drake
LAWYER 12/06 **#3**
Another year gone by and another year this A list reality star from that A list reality family has had to stay in the closet. There is no way the family will let her come out. Hey, at least she didnt have to even pretend to be in a relationship this year as in past years. Kendall Jenner
LAWYER 12/06 **#4**
One of Justin Biebers hookers who was passed off as a short term girlfriend and who thinks of herself as a reality star/celebrity is about to spill a whole lot of names of people who she was paid to sleep with. Chantel Jeffries or Jayde Pierce
LAWYER 12/07 **#1**
She certainly knows how fashion works. This foreign born A list model who wants to be an actress ripped off the design and idea of a company and started selling the knockoffs from her own social media pages. *Calling her an actress is even doing Tori Spelling a disservice.* Cara Delevingne ("The Future is Female" sweatshirt)
LAWYER 12/07 **#2**
Apparently this disgraced former A+ list mostly television actor who was on one several big network hits and one huge network, hits is dying. Not as in every human dies sometime, but the aging horrible person is dying soon. As in very soon. Bill Cosby
LAWYER 12/07 **#3**
This foreign born B- list mostly television actor is part of that foreign show which will air its last season soon over here. Apparently our actor likes his drink. A lot. Enough that he was incapable of even uttering sentences or putting together a few words. This was not a one time thing. If it had not been the last season of the show they probably would have killed him off because he messed up production so badly with his drinking. Brendan Coyle (Mr. Bates on "Downton Abbey")
LAWYER 12/07 **#4**
This barely out of her teens former tweener actress turned hated singer, fired two of her bodyguards when they wanted to get some rest after an 18 hour day. Apparently our singer thought they should be there to stand outside her hotel room door in case some horde of fans made their way to her elevator key secured floor. Ariana Grande
LAWYER 12/07 **#5**
This sticky handed B- list reality star from that show no one admits they watch, loves to pretend he has multiple women he has sex with, but that was him in a West Hollywood club the other night getting a hand tug from another guy. Jax "Vanderpump Rules"
LAWYER 12/07 **#6**
This Teen Mom likes to talk a big game about quitting the show that made her famous but she is desperate for their checks. All of her other side projects dont even cover her boyfriends bills for a month. She just thinks this is the best way to get a raise. Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 12/07 **#7**
That new nose job has completely transformed this foreign born former A list mostly movie actress with the undetermined age into a different person. Totally different look. Not her best idea. Catherine Zeta Jones
LAWYER 12/07 **#8**
It hasnt happened for years, but during a recent child exchange, this very tall B list mostly movie actress hooked up with her married A-/B+ list mostly movie actor ex. Uma Thurman/Ethan Hawke
LAWYER 12/07 **#9**
Things from the outside looked like they were getting better between this foreign born A- list actor who divides his time between some great television and a movie franchise that someday hopes to have another installment. Anyway, he is married and there were some issues. Most of the issues were because he was cheating, and drinking. Oh and cheating while he was drinking and drinking while he was cheating. He spent as much time from home as he could. He would take whatever projects he could just to be away. Things got better. His wife dropped a bombshell he was not expecting which apparently has caused him to go back to his old ways. The thing is though he is not just cheating with multiple people, he is cheating with one person. Apparently fairly serious. Another thing that is making it even more serious is that this other woman is apparently pregnant so this could be very messy. Jamie Dornan ("Fifty Shades of Grey")/wife pregnant
83. MR. X
What couple, consisting of a closeted bisexual A-list mostly movie actor and a closeted bisexual B-list actress, have been dunzo for a while but still are saving face by gushing over each other in interviews and stepping out for the occasional PR-arranged event? Oh yeah, mommy constantly hands their kid (whose paternity is up for debate) off to nannies which is probably why the tot has been missing in action. Ryan Gosling/Eva Mendes
84. MR. X
What former A-list pop diva turned (bad) actress is scrambling because her payola deal with that industry magazine was recently exposed by a former employee of the mag who quit because of it? This wont end well for both. Lady Gaga "Billboards Woman of the Year"
85. MR. X
What A-list mostly TV actress had to tell her married lover to stay home from that high profile payola event the other night so instead she brought her rarely seen husband for cover? Kerry Washington (Tony Goldwyn)/Nnamdi Asomugha ("38th Annual Kennedy Center Honors Gala")
86. MR. X
I guess this former B+ list tweener turned bad actress/part-time singer prefers being a beard to reuniting with her former A+ list tweener ex. Selena Gomez (former boyfriend: Justin Bieber/Niall Horan ("One Direction")
A complicated love story is about to be rocked by a seasons-old loose thread! As Diana Ross once sang, "Dont call the doctor. Dont call the preacher. Dont need it. Dont want it." Nevertheless, a big-time love hangover is bearing down on a veteran network drama series and its arrival may produce aftershocks that extend to each and every player in the tangled web of relationships around which it revolves. In other words, an old plot thread that loomed large in the development of one of TVs most popular contemporary love stories one we assumed was long dead and buried will be reawakened in the very near future. Weve learned that while the health of the couple at the center of the maelstrom probably wont hinge on this visit from the Ghost of Story Arcs Past, there will almost certainly be carnage once the truth comes out within the series next few installments. While its hard to see how the exit door wont slap the behind of the guiltiest party in this morality play once his or her bad acts come to light, there could be an upside come Emmy season.
OK, now for a few hints:
**The fallout is almost certainly going to have ugly consequences for another less-established union.
**But will a former recurring character and/or series regular say "Hello"?
**Were not going to offer any words of comfort to fandoms previously sent spiraling by TVLine blind items. (Where would the fun be in that?)
TV Series: "Greys Anatomy"
Couple: Alex Karev and Izzie Stevens
Less-established Couple: Alex Karev and Jo Wilson
Former Series Regular: Katherine Heigl
88. THE GOSSIP
This A-list actor used to force his A-list actress wife into donating to and endorsing Democratic candidates come election time. Ever since their divorce, with the exception of a close friend over ten years ago, there have been no others she hasnt donated a dime to anyone. Perhaps her A-list husband, who is a staunch Republican, has changed her views. Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston/Justin Theroux
GOSSIP 12/07 **#1**
J.J. Abrams Writer Director, and Producer of the upcoming Star Wars: The Force Awakens was recently a guest on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Abrams told an interesting story about how the trauma he experienced on the set of an old TV show almost kept him from working on Star Wars. "I was afraid to do it, mostly because I cared about it so much." His fear stems from an experience he had visiting the set of a hit family sitcom. Abramss father a prolific film and TV producer had previously worked with the young actress who starred on the sitcom. She extended an invitation to young J.J. to come to the set. However, his initial excitement at being the guest of a hot young actress on a hit TV show was quickly tempered by the reality. "I go the set and shes in her trailer just getting stoned the whole time. The oldest boy on the show is passed out on his set bed from being up all night and drunk. The little kid on the show is skateboarding around, and all the crew members are cursing his name. The mother and father on the show never spoke. They hated each other. It was devastating. I went home and almost burst into tears. I was so traumatized! I was afraid if I did Star Wars and got close to it, it would be a horror show and it would be a nightmare. Thank G-d it was the absolute opposite."
TV Show: "Cutter To Houston"
Young Actress: Shelley Hack (had previously been on "Charlies Angels")
Oldest Boy: Jim Metzler
Little Kid: Chad Allen, then 9 years of age, had a guest appearance
GOSSIP 12/07 **#2**
Lets talk about what its like to have sex with this very handsome actor! This happened just a few years ago, around the time of the premiere of a movie in which he starred. He had just learned that he had landed the highly coveted role of a superhero (who well call Handsomeman) in an future film, and was discussing the new role with a bunch of people at a private club. His most recent success, his fame, and his good looks certainly made it easy for him to attract lots of attention, both male and female. He quickly focused on one pretty girl, and turned on the charm. "He was laying it on really thick. He was talking about how their future together, many kids they would have, what school they would go to, etc. The funniest part was when he said to her, "You know, youre really lucky. So many women would give their right arm to be in your position right now. I mean, youre sitting here talking to Handsomeman!" We were all laughing at how ridiculous the line was, but she was drunk and he was so good-looking and charming that she couldnt resist him." They did hook up. Unfortunately, their date got significantly less funny as time went on. "He kept trying to have anal sex with her without a condom. She resisted that part, but she did wind up sleeping with him. They continued to see each other for a few days. Then he casually mentioned to her that he had herpes. She flipped out and yelled at him, wanting to know why he didnt tell her that before they slept together. He just shrugged it off. Within a couple of days, he found a new girl to hook up with. Hes disgusting." What a great guy. Henry Cavill "Superman"
This singer songwriter is a huge fan of Adele and his penis and has now named it after her. The reason: Its white, it is not skinny and he thinks it makes girls cry. The singer/songwriter used to be a respected artist but is now more a tabloid regular. He isnt shy about talking about his privates and has done so in the past, which got him into trouble. He is know as a star-fucker and seems to only date VERY famous ladies! John Mayer
LAWYER 12/08 **#1**
The wife of this A+ list mostly movie actor is paying big bucks to keep a story quiet about a relationship she previously had with a guy. A tabloid discovered the relationship. Even though it was a long time ago, the public would be in an uproar about the other man because of his beliefs and past. Amal Clooney (George)
LAWYER 12/08 **#2**
KINDNESS: This foreign born B list now mostly movie actress after quitting her hit show, was at a party recently. She spotted a woman in the corner of the party being groped and pawed by a guy. The woman was trying to get away but was trapped between the man and a bar on the other side of her. Our actress ran over and pulled the woman away and for her trouble got the contents of a drink thrown on her by the guy. Nina Dobrev ("Vampire Diaries") ( The Beauty Book For Brain Cancer Edition Two launch party)
LAWYER 12/08 **#3**
This C list celebrity is supposedly dating this A list celebrity/host/mogul but she was nowhere to be seen this weekend when he was making out with a half her age model. Nicole Murphy/Nick Cannon
LAWYER 12/08 **#4**
It has been a long time since this former B+ list mostly movie actress turned actress who can barely get work but still has A+ list name recognition, looked so happy. She and her married boyfriend were in a neutral city and were having the best time. One of these days, a decision is going to have to be made. Lindsay Lohan in Mykonos, Greece
LAWYER 12/08 **#5**
This A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner is hooking up with this married, very rich mostly out of work (until very recently) actor who has a lot of entertainment side projects. Balthazar Getty
LAWYER 12/08 **#6**
This former A+ list athlete who still plays, despite his age, was like a kid in a candy store last week as he was throwing money at models right and left and they were all over him. Probably his favorite time of the year. Alex Rodriguez (Art Basel in Miami)
LAWYER 12/08 **#7**
Things became very heated at a party last week when this B+ list cable actress who has seemingly been on television for two decades straight in one hit after the other, got into an argument about politics with another woman. Our actress was asked to leave when things became physical. Angie Harmon at Art Basel in Miami
LAWYER 12/08 **#8**
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner is losing several of his teeth because of his constant meth use. Benicio Del Toro
LAWYER 12/08 **#9**
"Its like he wants to look like Barry Manilow." Party attendee talking about the horrible new face lift of this closeted PR person/part-time reality star. Jonathan Cheban (Kim Kardashian)
LAWYER 12/08 **#10**
While his B list celebrity/former reality star turned would love some reality work wife, was out of town working, this foreign born C+ list actor was cheating on her with a woman our celebrity wife thought was her friend.
LAWYER 12/08 **#11**
This former television actor/talk show host/game show host says he has more sex wearing a dress in a week than he had the past two years combined. Wayne Brady (role in "Kinky Boots")
LAWYER 12/08 **#12**
You know that show on Thursday nights? The one with the former semi-tweener. Yeah, that one. Apparently he is the biggest diva going on any show or any network. I say this knowing that Jennifer Lopez is on a television show. The guy goes through an assistant a week and has three of them fetching and bowing at all times. Johnny Galecki ("Roseanne") ("The Big Bang Theory")
LAWYER 12/08 **#13**
It was a turbulent time. In a time of tabloids, but not internet, and certainly not social media, the royal family was being knocked around by all kinds of cheating between Prince Charles and Camilla while Diana was hooking up with James Hewitt. In 1992, Charles needed to not be seen with Camilla. There just had been audio recordings released between the couple and things needed to cool down. This does not mean that Charles was cooling down on women though. Never as front and center as his brother Andrew was about women of the hour, Charles still liked them and was referred to someone who was considered very unique. She is an actress now. Foreign born. Always very mysterious about her past in interviews, this time in her life is even more murky. She was working as an actress. Barely. She had some tiny roles and in this time period had just landed what would be her biggest role to that point. Although she was on television, the role paid almost no money. So, she socialized with some men who enjoyed her company and were willing to pay for it. At the time what she charged was not a tiny amount. It was large even by todays standards. Every person said she was worth it though. Charles had heard of her and even watched an episode of her show and it was arranged they would meet at a cocktail party. Just two people introducing themselves to each other. Charles needed discretion and our actress wanted the access and the money and something steady. The pair hit it off. For almost two years, the couple saw each other once a week. Apparently Charles paid her the sum of $10,000 a week which was about 10 times what she was making acting. She is an Academy Award winner/nominee. Catherine Zeta-Jones ("The Darling Buds of May")
GOSSIP LIFE 12/08
This A-list politician has spent over 7 figures on plastic surgery over the years. If you include hair and make-up, itll reach the low 8 figures. They and their spouse continuously have work done on their appearance, and have to wear layers and layers foundation to cover some of the scars. Bill and Hillary Clinton
Hes a hipster musician, in one of those acclaimed bands that shows up on Saturday Night Live once a year, or at least thats how it feels like to me, who sometimes gets into Twitter fights with actual musical legends. Of course hes smug, and he talks a lot of trash. Also, he steps out on his wife. Lets back up though. Because his first marriage ended ugly too. Two years later he proposed to his second wife, who has many celebrity friends in her own right, and it was a big hipster wedding with designer flourishes and they were happy, teasing each other in magazines. Thats over now too. Hes been cheating on her with a songwriter who was everywhere 15 years ago, although at the time a lot of us couldnt tell her apart from another girl on a piano. She divorced earlier this year. Now his wife has filed for divorce because she found out about their affair. Cant wait to see what excuse he comes up for it this time.
Musician: Patrick Carney of "The Black Keys"
Twitter feuds: Justin Bieber and Jack White
1st wife: Denise Grollmus
2nd wife: Emily Ward
New girlfriend: Michelle Branch (often mistaken for Vanssa Carleton)
This celebrity couple just discovered that they are pregnant. So whats holding up the announcement? The couple was going through a rough patch a couple of months ago. We dont know what the argument was about, but it was serious enough that he took off for a couple of days. He just told her that he needed some space and took off. Well, while he was getting some space, she hooked up with a sympathetic friend (who is also a celebrity). So now she is not sure which of the two men is the real father of the baby. Without commenting too much on the appearance of the three people involved here, lets just say that if the pregnancy goes to term, it will be VERY obvious which of the two men is the father! It will be interesting to see if she takes that chance. Congratulations?
Man: Channing Tatum
Woman: Jenna Dewan
Her Ex: Ryan Higa
LAWYER 12/09 **#1**
You would think with their future almost over except for their casino reunion tour a decade from now, that this foreign boy bander really wouldnt care if people knew he was gay. The whole find someone to be my beard thing is just so old. Who cares about a boy banders sexuality when there already have been millions of records sold. Niall Horan ("One Direction")/Selena Gomez
LAWYER 12/09 **#2**
This B list singer/really good actor got forced by his PR team to fall on his sword to save face even though he really could care less about this A+ list singer. They thought his words could hurt him in the long run. Jared Leto/Taylor Swift
LAWYER 12/09 **#3**
For the first time I can ever remember, this closeted A+ list mostly movie actor actually picked up someone from the general public who had not been carefully screened beforehand. I guess he was taken with the 22 year old guy he met at a club. Bradley Cooper/Lucky Blue Smith
LAWYER 12/09 **#4**
This Teen Mom is so desperate for cash that she is doing what she does best. Cheating. She has been hooking up with her ex while living with another guy. Her ex is loaded and her current boyfriend, not so much. Leah Messer
LAWYER 12/09 **#5**
One of the most unfaithful guys in all the celebrity world was at it again this week. This A list celebrity/wannabe rapper/actor who is a mogul hooked up with another woman while his celebrity girlfriend was out of town. Sean "Diddy" Combs/Cassie Ventura (filming "Honey 3")
LAWYER 12/09 **#6**
Our favorite B list mostly television actress from a hit network show was at it again. Not only did she do some serious hitting on this former A list mostly television actor turned movie actor/producer at a party, but she made out with him while her boyfriend was out smoking.
Actress: Sarah Hyland "Modern Family"
Boyfriend: Dominic Sherwood
Actor: Topher Grace
Event: GQ Men Of The Year Party
LAWYER 12/09 **#7**
This very tall B list mostly movie actress says she had her first threesome to keep her boyfriend happy but that he dumped her for the other woman in the threesome. Uma Thurman/André Balazs/Naomi Campbell or Uma Thurman/Arpad Busson/ Kristin Scott Thomas
LAWYER 12/09 **#8**
KINDNESS: Proving that she is not all that mean, this former A+ list singer turned reality judge met a teen at a party and agreed to come sing at the teens homecoming dance. Sure enough the singer showed up the next night and sang two songs with just a microphone and no backup. Pretty nice of her. Christina Aguilera (Christina Aguilera (someone she met through "Awareness About Domestic Violence With Verizon's HopeLine Program" event)
LAWYER 12/09 **#9**
This former child/teen actor turned Hugh Hefner wannabe/cautionary tale, says that this in the news former A+ list mostly television actor, raped the best friend of our former teen actor when the two starred in a movie together.
Former child/teen actor: Corey Feldman
A+ list actor: Charlie Sheen
Former teen actor best friend: Corey Haim
Movie together: "Lucas"
LAWYER 12/09 **#10**
So far, of the two holiday parties this A- list celebrity/talk show host/former anchor has been at where my spy has been, our A- lister has not consumed even one morsel of food. She did have one sip of her husbands wine but stuck to bottled water for the two hours she was at each party. She looked haggard and worn out and it looked like her coat weighed more than her. Giuliana Rancic
LAWYER 12/09 **#11**
It is the sad fall of a man who was once an A+ list celebrity. He still has A+ list name recognition, although with people under 25, it might be lower than that. Our celebrity has always been deep in the closet. Everyone knows he is gay, but somehow we never even bothered to ask him because we all just know. When he would come on late night television, you were guaranteed a great 10 minute segment. A few years back, he met a guy through a dating service. The guy, is about a quarter the age of our celebrity. He says he met the guy through a dating site. Most people believe he was found either through an escort site or a hookup site. In any event, our celebrity fell in love. Lust. Hard. The next thing you know, the boyfriend moved in and was spending vast sums of the celebritys money. Vast sums. Sometimes a hundred grand in a month. The celebrity bought him multiple cars and a condo. The condo was for when the boyfriend needed to "work." What it really was though was a place the guy would go with hookups he met at various bars. The boyfriend started staying less and less at the home of the celebrity because of "work," but still managed to use the credit cards the celebrity got for him to pay for every expense imaginable. When the celebrity started questioning the $5000 nights out in clubs, the boyfriend said he was just entertaining clients. Our celebrity was so in love with this guy that he just accepted the stories and cut a lot of people from his life who were trying to paint the real picture. Then one day, the boyfriend told the celebrity that he was moving out. Oh, and that he wanted $2M or he would sell his stories about the celebrity to the media. Surprisingly enough, the celebrity paid the money. I think he was hoping it would keep the boyfriend. Nope. Since the day the boyfriend walked out, our celebrity has just been counting down the days until he dies. He has no life in him any longer. He never leaves the house and only rarely gets out of bed. A sad end to a great guy. Richard Simmons
X 12/09 **#1**
Why yes, that was that still closeted singer and former tweener getting a professional by another man in the bathroom of Londons infamous Heaven Club a few nights ago. Nick Jonas in London for "Jingle Bell Ball"
X 12/09 **#2**
What still A-list singers family and friends are so concerned about her partying and excessive drug use that theyre planning a surprise intervention before she starts the promo tour for her new album? Theyve tried to get her help a few months ago, but were unsuccessful because somebody tipped the singer off about the intervention and she freaked out. Its that bad. Rihanna (starts tour in March 2016)
GOSSIP LIFE 12/09
This A-list reality star is leaking information to the tabloids about her soon to be ex-husband. Shes careful not to go too far in her attacks (avoiding mentioning his affairs), because her (not his) children are still very close to the man. Yolanda Foster/David Foster "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
GOSSIP 12/09 **#1**
This male singer has a little surprise for the ladies who hook up with him after a show. Hes loving the clean look right now. Everything is shaved right down to his jingle balls! Justin Bieber (performed at Jingle Bell Ball in London)
GOSSIP 12/09 **#2**
This very famous actor has been criticized before for getting grabby with actresses. Did he learn his lesson? Nope! Perhaps hes so busy doing his hair that he isnt keeping up with the negative press about himself? This time the grab occurred at an event for the whole cast of an upcoming TV project. Other actors in the cast posed with the actress with their hands on her shoulder or her waist or her arm. However, our actor grabbed her from behind in a weirdly intimate way. She tried to push his hands away, but the whole thing was very awkward. There is no way these two are intimate in real life. If you are familiar with their preferences, you will understand why. John Travolta/Sarah Paulson "American Crime Story"
GOSSIP 12/09 **#3**
If you are wondering why only half of this celebrity couple attended a recent extravagant wedding, we have the answer! It turns out that the brides family is furious with the husband of the reality couple! Heres why: The brides family hired the husband when he was a nobody, taught him the business from the ground up, and made him rich over the course of nearly a decade. He traded on their family name for years. The thanks they got? As soon as his wife became a reality star, he ditched their company to become their direct competitor and is constantly trying to steal clients and key employees away from them! While the wife tries to portray her marriage as perfect and her husband as a great guy, the rest of the family thinks he is a total slime ball. Thats the real reason the two sides of the family are so mad at each other, and the reason that the husband was not invited to the wedding.
Celebrity couple: Kyle Richards/Mauricio Umansky
Show: "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
Event: Nicky Hiltons wedding
Problem: previously worked for Rich Hiltons real estate firm, husband of Kyles sister Kathy, and father of the bride Nicky
GOSSIP 12/09 **#4**
Burt Reynolds recently shocked some people by expressing a controversial opinion about Charlie Sheen. On a recent talk show, Reynolds, who is promoting his new autobiography, But Enough About Me, said: "Charlie? I dont feel bad for him. Hes getting what he deserves because of his longtime hard-partying ways with sex and drugs. If youre going to misbehave like that, theyre going to get you." It turns out that hes not the only one who feels this way! A male actor with whom Sheen worked VERY closely for more than a year has exactly the same opinion. However, this actor isnt looking for any publicity and will keep his mouth shut on the matter.
GOSSIP 12/09 **#5**
For years, people have referred to this TV girl as The Nice One or The Real One. Thats not her, folks. Thats a character. She is actually just as big a liar, a phony, and an opportunist as everyone around her. Its interesting that people seem to be catching on to that fact just now. We were going to compile a list of all her porky pies, but we think it would be more interesting if you did it. Starting with her appearance, list everything thats fake about her. Then move on to her workouts, her parentage, her relationships with men, and anything else you can think of. For an added bonus, tell us the amount of $$$ all of this fakery has earned her. The list will be long, but it will help you see for yourself just how phony she is and how profitable all that phoniness has been. BG Note: Porky pies = lies in Cockney rhyming slang. Actual pork pies are delicious with Colmans mustard. Khloé Kardashian
STREET KING 12/09
Todays blind item cant seem to shake the obvious kurse that kontinues keeping up with him. Know why? Because merely weeks have passed since he was discharged from rehab and sadly, word is hes already taken up drinking his problems away again. Were told dude was triggered by none other than his femme fatale baby momma, after she recently banned him from their family home. Scott Disick (Kourtney Kardashian)
LAWYER 12/10 **#1**
This A list comic actress is being super secretive about her weight loss, but she has had liposuction several times. The thing is, she is going around telling women to embrace themselves as they are and doing the complete opposite. Melissa McCarthy
LAWYER 12/10 **#2**
This foreign born current hit singer is cheating on his celebrity offspring model girlfriend with the part-time actress who was in a relationship with the woman beater for so long. The Weeknd, Bella Hadid, Karrueche Tran (and it caused them to split a short time later) (Chris Brown)
LAWYER 12/10 **#3**
This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit, very long running network show, basically has gone AWOL from in front of the cameras for much of the past decade. In his return to the screen, the married actor hooked up with his B- list co-star. David Schwimmer ("Friends")/Selma Blair/"American Crime Story"
LAWYER 12/10 **#4**
This country A list singer in a group and B+ list solo is battling a huge drug problem that is causing havoc. He needs to check into rehab or his group is going to fire him. Charles Kelley ("Lady Antebellum")/canceled remaining solo tour dates
LAWYER 12/10 **#5**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A- lister with his string of misses might be married, but he was definitely making out with someone who is not his actress wife this past weekend. Ryan Reynolds (Blake Lively)
LAWYER 12/10 **#6**
This foreign born singer/actor is set to become A list in just a matter of weeks. He was already a nice solid B, but he is going up and up very soon. He once got married and divorced in weeks when he cheated on his wife with his now girlfriend. He is cheating on her with this foreign born B list mostly movie actress/model who is a recent co-star.
Actor: Oscar Isaac
Upcoming movie: Poe Dameron in "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
Former wife: Maria Miranda
Current girlfriend: Elvira Lind
Cheating with co-star: "The Promise" Charlotte Le Bon
LAWYER 12/10 **#7**
This former A- list mostly television actress who was in a very hit movie too, has fallen out of the public world. She made a cameo appearance in a revival of a show and was so strung out that it took all day to shoot her tiny part. Lara Flynn Boyle (revival: "Twin Peaks") ("Men In Black II")
LAWYER 12/10 **#8**
This former A list tweener from back in the day who recently tried to get back in music and failed, is on a new television show. Already a diva on the set, she is making the lives of everyone even more miserable because she is sleeping with one of the executive producers and trying to get her role increased and the other cast reduced if she does not like them. Brandy Norwood ("Zoe Ever After") or Hilary Duff "Younger"
LAWYER 12/10 **#9**
This married acting couple was all hugs and kisses last week. This week though, the B list mostly movie actress from an acting family wife found some photos on her B list mostly movie actors phone. Back to his cheating ways. Maggie Gyllenhaal/Peter Sarsgaard
LAWYER 12/10 **#10**
KINDNESS: This married B list mostly television actress from a hit cable show that is ending, who also does a million other things behind the camera, bought a bunch of camera equipment and editing software for a school. The school then sent out the students to make movies. Our actress rented a movie theatre and arranged for a whole step and repeat and red carpet for the students to walk before they had their films shown on the big screen. Wendy Raquel Robinson "The Game"
LAWYER 12/10 **#11**
This A list celebrity/reality host/reality mogul was in a foul mood earlier this week. An assistant brought him some juice and the A lister took a sip and then dumped the entire cup of juice on the ground in front of the assistant. Our A lister then yelled at the assistant for a good 30 seconds and said the next time better be the right juice. Ryan Seacrest
LAWYER 12/10 **#12**
This former tweener actress before there was the term, turned disappearing act, turned B list actress, turned disappearing act, turned reality star, does not want the cameras to see her with her married boyfriend. She uses all kinds of excuses for not filming on days when he is able to see her. Kim Fields "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
LAWYER 12/10 **#13**
This actor is permanently an A lister. At some point in his career, he was close to A+ list but dropped and it has taken him a long time to get back to A list and cement that permanent A list tag to his name. He is getting up there in age now and is beloved by millions of people. What those people dont know is that he has a huge drinking problem. Plus, when he drinks he becomes violent. While filming in Europe a couple of years ago he hooked up with an escort he met in Moldova. They started seeing each other fairly regularly. He would visit her on the weekends or even if he had a night off from filming. One night he got drunk and beat her senseless when she asked him for more money. He did so much damage to her that she lost the sight in one of her eyes. Our actor paid about $1M to keep this all under wraps.
12/10 **BLIND ITEM**
Which celebrity husband hasn't helped rumours about his marriage by re-employing the staff member that his wife recently fired? It hasn't done much to allay fears that he's been knobbing the help again. Gavin Rossdale (Gwen Stefani) (the nanny)
GOSSIP LIFE 12/10
This A-list actress received a shock nomination recently that left a lot of people befuddled. The actress has her Oscar, but she also has a history of being snubbed for some of her best work. So, why the hell would she be nominated for this, and not that? An A-list friend, who produced the project, felt so bad for how it turned out that he quietly campaigned for her, as a way of making amends.
Actress: Nicole Kidman
Nomination: SAG Award
Movie: "Grace of Monaco"
Friend: Harvey Weinstein
GOSSIP 12/10 **#1**
This film actor is completely shocked that he was not nominated for a Golden Globes Award. He feels that he gave a fantastic performance and cant understand why he is not being recognized. He has spent the past few hours drinking, crying, and complaining. He also smashed something in his room and then cried again because he was upset that it was broken. Perhaps if he puts the bottle down, he can focus on turning in a worthy performance in his next film. Johnny Depp "Black Mass"
GOSSIP 12/10 **#2**
We believe that this Hollywood performer has always been a liberal and a member of The Democratic Party. Always. She had an interesting conversation the other day about her choice for President. She was saying that she supports Hillary (Clinton). Then she said that she was scared of all the terrorist stuff and "What if they come to L.A.?" A little later she said, "If there is one more terrorist attack, what if I tell everyone that I voted for Hillary, but I actually voted for Trump? No one would ever know, right?" Right. Your vote is private. Your conversations? Not so much. Not Taylor Swift. Katy Perry
LAWYER 12/11 **#1**
This southeast Housewife likes to talk a big game when it comes to her money compared to the others in her cast, but she is dead broke and cant make enough in appearance money to pay for her lifestyle. Kenya Moore "Real Housewives of Atlanta"
LAWYER 12/11 **#2**
This B list mostly movie actor from a recenty ended franchise, may finally be swinging that closet door open. It was all hands and mouths with two male dancers wearing nothing but Speedos the other night at a West Hollywood club. Josh Hutcherson "The Hunger Games"
LAWYER 12/11 **#3**
Apparently trying to fit into his new gig, this former A+ list singer turned B+ lister who has dated a lot of famous women, told party goers he had dropped some acid in the limo on the way to the party. He kind of went overboard in telling people. I guess he wanted to be cool. John Mayer (Audemars Piguet Celebrates Grand Opening Of Rodeo Drive Boutique) (current touring version of the "Grateful Dead" )
LAWYER 12/11 **#4**
No one at the event recognized her after her most recent face lift and other work done to her, but everyone admitted she looked fabulous and wanted the number of her surgeon. The former A+ list celebrity/really bad actress looks incredible for someone her age. Raquel Welch (photo)
LAWYER 12/11 **#5**
Apparently things have not been as lovey dovey as they used to be between this A- list mostly television actor and his bff co-star, B- list mostly television actress. They have a long history together, but he has been hitting on anything that walks while on set and the actress thinks he is a completely changed guy from what he used to be. David Duchovny/Gillian Anderson "The X-Files"
LAWYER 12/11 **#6**
This rarely in the tabloids former A- list mostly television actor from a now defunct hit almost network show, who is now in something completely awful, was getting paid to attend a recent event. Our actor got so hammered that he crashed into a huge display and knocked it over. He had to be helped out of the place by two people. Chace Crawford ("Gossip Girl") ("Blood & Oil")
LAWYER 12/11 **#7**
This is the first time either of these two have been in a blind. Both are aging, but not old. They are also co-stars in a Golden Globe nominated movie. Our actress is probably B- list at this point in her career, but has been A- a few times. He is probably a permanent A lister just from sheer length of career. He has a significant other of long standing but the two co-stars hooked up several times while filming. William H. Macy/Joan Allen "Room"
LAWYER 12/11 **#8**
For once, it is this former A+ list tweeners turn to cheat on his wife. She always cheats on him and looks for a way to become more famous. He found a soccer mom that he sees frequently. Kevin Jonas
LAWYER 12/11 **#9**
There is buzz surrounding this foreign A list boy band. Apparently behind the scenes, their management is quietly booking dates a year from now for the group to go on tour. This would be the exact opposite of the sales pitch they have been giving fans now. "One Direction"
LAWYER 12/11 **#10**
Dont believe the spin. This A+ list athlete recently injured himself when he was roughhousing with his boyfriend. Yeah, our athlete is deep in the closet. J. J. Watts (Houston Texans)
LAWYER 12/11 **#11**
This former B+ list mostly movie actor turned A-/B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit network show, went on a hooker frenzy while out of the country this week. So far, no reports of beatings, but he will probably end up marrying one. Terence Howard
LAWYER 12/11 **#12**
One of the things I really dislike is how new celebrity mothers try to shame other mothers or "inspire" them that they can lose baby weight too. This A- list mostly movie actress made it sound like she was just a regular mom. Nope. 4 hour a day workouts, lipo, waist training and starving is how she did it. Zoe Saldana ("If I got my pre-baby body back, you can too")
LAWYER 12/11 **#13**
KINDNESS: This actress works a bunch. I dont know how she finds the time to do as much for other people with her work schedule. She is recurring or better on three shows at once. At once. Im not sure how she can even keep track of which character she is playing. Her best known role is on a hit cable show. The other two are pretty good though too. Inspired by a trip to the LA Mission and doing volunteer work of the same type in NYC, our actress was back in her hometown last year for a visit. She was shocked at how little was done for the homeless and underprivileged in the community. She thought, because it was a fairly small town, especially compared to LA and NYC that there would be more money and items available. Nope. On her own and through a foundation she has established, she has basically funded the budget for two organizations for a year who serve the homeless and poor.
GOSSIP 12/11 **#1**
We have a warning for everyone in the television industry: Watch your backs, because someone may be looking to sabotage your TV show! A couple of years ago, there were three people who worked at the same network: Showrunner 1 (SR1), Showrunner 2 (SR2) and a high-ranking Network Executive (NE). SR1s show had a cast of several young female leads. The show was doing fine as far as ratings were concerned, and the cast and crew were confident that the show was going to be renewed for the following season. In the middle of taping one day, SR1 received a call from NE. NE said that they had a serious problem. I turns out that SR2 had complained to the network about SR1s show. SR1 was surprised, because SR2 had absolutely no relationship to SR1s show or its cast or crew. So, what was SR2s complaint? SR1s show was "too white." SR2 wanted the network to force SR1 to recast some of the leads with black actresses. SR1 was SHOCKED! How dare SR2 try to interfere in a show that had nothing to do with them! "Right in front of the cast and crew, SR1 got into a shouting match with NE. "This is MY fucking show and I am going to write MY show and cast MY show MY way! I dont give a fuck what [SR2] thinks or what [SR2] wants!" Theres one additional fact that makes this story interesting. All three of the people in our story are very experienced and very respected in the industry. And all three are women. So, why on a network with lots of shows and very few female showrunners would SR2 target SR1? SR1 was yelling, "That hack can go fuck herself! She wants to be the only fucking female writer. Thats why she is trying to sabotage another show with a female writer. While we are actually busy actually putting together a coherent episode with interesting characters and good dialogue, all [SR2] has to do on her show is tell her team of writers to include fucking sex or fucking alcohol in every episode, and damn the dialogue! If she is so fucking jealous of my writing skills, maybe she should stop stuffing her fucking face and actually sit down and write! [SR2] cant force me to do anything. I will not changing a fucking thing!" And why would a top network executive even insert herself into this mess? She told NE, "Frankly, Im surprised that you are letting her manipulate you like this. Is she pulling the fucking race card on you and the network?" Yes. SR1s show was cancelled. SR2 now has multiple shows on the same network. And, after many years at the top, the Network Executive "stepped down" from her job to "pursue other interests." Thus concludes todays episode of "How To Get Away With Sabotaging A TV Show." Watch your backs, people, because a certain SR may be coming for YOU!
Showrunner 1: Maggie Friedman/"Eastwick"
Showrunner 2: Shonda Rhimes/"Greys Anatomy"; "Private Practice"; "Scandal"; "How To Get Away With Murder"
Network Executive: Anne Sweeney
GOSSIP 12/11 **#2**
This handsome actor stars on a prime time television show. While the show is good, he hates watching himself on screen because he is completely consumed with how his hair looks. Hes over 30, so things have predictably started thinning out a bit on top. It looks like he is ready to do something about it, though! He has made inquiries to a number of hair replacement doctors recently, wanting to schedule something over the next few weeks. So, while you are frolicking in the snow, hell be seeding his fairway!
GOSSIP 12/11 **#3**
We once gave some advice to a very popular female singer during a disastrous relationship with a male singer. We told her that she should try dating straight boys, because they might actually like her! We would offer the same advice to her friend but her friend doesnt actually care whether the male celebrity she is dating is straight or not, or whether they genuinely like her or not. The only dating criteria she has is whether or not dating him will bring her publicity! What is interesting about this situation is that the two girls we are talking about are friends and so are the two guys! Yes, all four celebrities in this story know each other. And all of them know that neither of their relationships was/are real. However, everybody in the story certainly loves publicity! Selena Gomez (dated Nick Jonas)/Niall Horan and Gigi Hadid/Zayn Malik (Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik: Model wants to go on double date with Selena Gomez and Niall Horan)
STREET KING 12/11
Todays blind item mightve started as a bottom before making it to the top, but its lookin like dude has since taken it back to the bottom! Thats because as part of his aimless attempt to fill the void of loneliness, our mystery MC is said to be secretly trolling Eros.com, using the escort site as his "go to" place to to find hookers! Now, what was once something done on the low that has been revealed to members of his very own inner circle each of whom are left "bickering behind his back" over the "mean spirit" thats apparently taken over this mystery MC Its a sad situation for any man, let alone a 29-year-old. "Hes finally come to realize that hes really a lonely rich guy who pays his friends and his girlfriends." The drop: "He pays the escorts well. So, I dont think theyll give him up and expose him. Hes addicted to buying hoes." I guess you can take the John off the track, but you cant take the square outta L-7s. Now, can you guess the former after school actor that Im talking about? Drake "Degrassi: The Next Generation"
LAWYER 12/12 **#1**
Apparently this B- list singer was willing to take years and years of being cheated on by her A list celebrity/wannabe rapper/mogul. She was also willing to be ignored for weeks at a time or banned from attending events so he could hook up with others. What finally caused her to leave was him getting another woman pregnant. It has happened before but this time he didnt hound the woman until she got an abortion like the others. Cassie/Sean "P Diddy" Combs
LAWYER 12/12 **#2**
You know the mean, frequent blind item subject who is the B list actress on the very hit network show who I dont like? Yeah, well apparently when she came back to work after the Thanksgiving break it looked like she aged ten years. Non stop smoking to stay thin while you drink gallons of booze and dont eat will do that to you. Sarah Hyland "Modern Family"
LAWYER 12/12 **#3**
This Teen Mom who, lets face it is not exactly that pious called this former model, turned wife, turned divorced reality star wannabe, turned whatever she is calling herself this week, a whore. She said it like she does not do the same thing a million times over. Farrah Abraham/Amber Rose ("Daily Mails Unwrapped Holiday Party")
LAWYER 12/12 **#4**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who has slipped back to A- list because of his lack of work, did manage to get the sister of his former girlfriend a couple of roles. She had to sleep with him first though. Jim Carrey (the sister of Cathriona White who committed suicide)
LAWYER 12/13 **#1**
This C+ list reality star from that cable reality show that seems to have a million people exactly like our subject, is running at least three scams for money right now. There is the pregnancy which she is convinced is from a celebrity. There is another actor that she is extorting for money. Oh, and she is also selling information to the tabloids about that escort organization of which she is a member. Masika Kalysha ("Love & Hip Hop Hollywood")/Fetty Wrap
LAWYER 12/13 **#2**
I mentioned within the past month about the work this A+ list mostly movie actor had done to his face and how it is really messed up, but it is so bad that he cant even do a one day reshoot of a scene for a blockbuster. They had to rewrite the scene so they could shoot him from behind. Ben Affleck ("Suicide Squad")
LAWYER 12/13 **#3**
This foreign born permanent A list musician from a permanent A list group that will perform until they die on stage, is financing a campaign to keep asylum seekers from living in his town. Keith Richards "Rolling Stones"
This B- list mostly television actress was A list at one point back in the day. She even had the female lead in some movies. Over the years, she has dropped down the list because people just dont like her. You would never know it from looking at her or any of her statements but she is homophobic to the point of it being a fear of being around anyone who is not straight. Plus, she is mean to crew members which causes problems on set and she is just not that great of an actress to have to deal with the crap she brings. Sarah Michelle Gellar
LAWYER 12/14 **#1**
Why does our favorite foreign born B+ lister own a house, but rent another a few blocks away? Actually, it all kind of goes together. The down payment on her house was provided by the same person who pays the rent for the rental. She only stays in the rental when her current boss would like to have sex with her. He lives a few blocks away and there is a rotating group of women who "rent" the house. Rita Ora (PROBABLY: Simon Cowell)
LAWYER 12/14 **#2**
Im not sure I could make this any easier. The reality family that likes to sell the crap they got for free and then donate the tiniest of proceeds to charity, have figured out a way to even make that shady. They are donating proceeds from their latest get free stuff and sell it for a profit to a group that is filming a reality show. Guess who one of the executive producers of the show is? Yep. Kim Kardashian (Kim Kardsahian/alternative Florida VOUS Church - described as 'gatherings of 10-15 people who meet at different cafes around Miami to hang, eat, and talk about life.' ) (auctioning off her maternity wardrobe)
LAWYER 12/14 **#3**
This foreign born still basically a one hit wonder who I admit, has released some other catchy tunes but has not achieved that same level of success, had to sleep with two members of this very popular band to get on their new tour. Hey, it is better than who she had to sleep with when he was "mentoring" her. Charli XCX/"Bleachers"/Simon Cowell
LAWYER 12/14 **#4**
One of the reasons this foreign born A list singer everywhere in the world except in the US, has stayed famous enough to be considered permanent A list in the rest of the world, is how good she is at manipulating the media. She gives some generic one liner about wanting a family and she creates a two week buzz surrounding her just when she is promoting something. She is not having a family. Kylie Minogue
LAWYER 12/14 **#5**
Im not sure how this former A+ list tweener even came up with the crazy spin about his health condition, but he needed some story that was long lasting because he is not going to stop using meth anytime soon. Justin Bieber (neck rash)
LAWYER 12/14 **#6**
When an Instagram model goes to Mykonos for a "photo shoot" the only difference between them and this former almost A- list mostly movie actress is that someone will actually publish the "photo shoot" photos, making the whole transaction look legit. Like she is not doing the same thing the Instagram models are doing. It makes me angry because she probably trashes them and says things like, "Im an actress." WTF have you been in lately? I love how she gets some moron to write a press release about the "photo shoot" to make it seem authentic. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 12/14 **#7**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee made a casino give him a room and pay for a hooker for the night in return for a little publicity. They agreed. Mel Gibson (Sydney Australia's Star Casino)
LAWYER 12/14 **#8**
We all love her. We all want what is best for her. This actress was once on a hit network show before her mysterious disappearance and then landed on another hit network show. She is dating a guy who is married. I know, I know. There she was all alone at a recent wedding. No date because it was the weekend and he was with his family. She did text him the whole time though. We need to find her someone single and convince her that is the way to go. Jennifer Morrison ("House") ("Once Upon A Time")
LAWYER 12/14 **#9**
You have to love a presidential candidate, who is not doing that badly, be able to hashtag family photos with #Narcos #NarcosLife. Should make for an interesting war on drugs if he gets elected. Marco Rubio
LAWYER 12/14 **#10**
Apparently if you bring this presidential candidate, who used to be doing well, and now is a mess, a whole bunch of money he will do a complete 180 on many of his positions. He doesnt want you to know that though. Unless you have money and need a favor. Ben Carson
LAWYER 12/14 **#11**
She is probably honored. This A+ list mostly movie actress who acts as much as she directs now has a medical syndrome named after her. Apparently though, it is not in a good way. It is named for her because women have been requesting from doctors the same type of treatment she received which is not always the way to go. Angelina Jolie (Angelina Jolie Syndrome)
LAWYER 12/14 **#12**
KINDNESS: This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor has multiple Academy Award wins/nominations. He is not always the nicest guy in the world but did raise $375K to help a Syrian refugee family settle into their new home in the US. Ed Norton
LAWYER 12/14 **#13**
Im not sure why she did it, but this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee went up a breast size a couple of weekends ago. It seems impulsive. Like someone said something to her. Jennifer Lawrence
LAWYER 12/14 **#14**
Do you know how hard it is to find a brown car? It is harder than you think. Sure, if you go to a new car lot, there might one one or two in a group of a few hundred. Used cars are a little easier. It was a color that people bought back in the day. Of course back in the day people thought Lindsay Lohan was cool and pumped up their sneakers thinking it would make them jump higher. The other night I was dying laughing listening to this agent talk about the lengths they go to make sure this particular client always has a brown rental car. Our actor is B list. He also does some hosting. He started out young and is an a-hole. Now that we have that out of the way, the agent told me it all started when the actor got booked for a movie out of LA. Our actor hit up some phone dating service for men who wanted to hook up with other men. This was a few years ago so no Grindr at that point. Our actor, made some arrangements and told the other guy he would swing by his place in a brown car (because that was the color of the rental) and the other guy should just come outside when he saw the car. Our actor didnt want to be spotted getting out. Our actor is so deep in the closet that he has barricaded himself inside. So, fast forward a little bit. Our actor gets someone to hire him again. Out of town. He wants a brown car. The agent passes this request to the producer to make sure it is in the contract. Boom. No problem, the producer finds a brown rental car and everything is good. Next movie. The same thing. This time though the producer cant find a brown rental car but does not think it is a big deal and that it is an actor just playing mind games. Nope. The actor likes picking up guys in brown cars. So much so that our actor quit the damn movie when he arrived into town and there was no brown rental car. Since that time, the agent and the producer of whatever movie make sure there is a brown rental car. They start looking everywhere and have had them shipped in. All of this for a guy who is not even that great of an actor but has a decent name who likes to hook up with strange men in a strange city while rolling in a brown car.
GOSSIP 12/14 **#1**
We have the scoop about a dramatic revelation that is expected to shake up the U.S. Presidential race within the next few weeks! One of the candidates who is expected to make it through to the primary election is going to have to face accusations about a very recent affair. The person with whom they were having the affair: A lobbyist! Needless to say, this accusation will raise all kinds of questions about impulse control, judgment, honesty, integrity, and vulnerability to influence from special interest groups as well as their portrayal of themselves as "happily married" and committed to family values. This could be a game-changer, folks!
GOSSIP 12/14 **#2**
If you think that this is the first time that this male singer has been involved in such debauchery, think again! In fact, his most notorious threesome to date involved TWO famous young women! One is a singer, and the other is a model. The two girls know each other but arent great friends. They just happened to be partying with him in the same place at the same time when things took a turn and all three wound up in bed together. Both girls would be well-advised too stay on his good side. He has photos on his phone that commemorate that night and he might accidentally on purpose release one or two if either of them annoys him! Justin Bieber/Rita Ora/Adriana Lima (Cannes Film Festival 2015)
GOSSIP 12/14 **#3**
When a young male celebrity has an affinity for the same sex, he usually goes for someone who looks like he could fit in as another member of his posse. This guy is a little different. His tastes have matured a little over the past couple of years, and he actually like things a bit on the masculine/"bearish"/rough side now. The symbolism may may have started out as a joke by a fan, but it actually represents him pretty well. We know this might come as a disappointment to fans who hoped that he would wind up with one of his smooth-shaven colleagues. Watch his colleagues physical appearance. If he modifies it over the next few months, there might be some hope. If not, we just might have to accept that they are growing up and moving in different directions. Harry Styles
GOSSIP LIFE 12/14
Back to the 90s for this one. Its a clash between two powerful show business figures, one a legitimate mainstream mogul and the other a controversial nonconformist personality. Our A-list personality used to slam our A-list mogul for her various problems (weight, persona, show) on his own show and our A-list mogul, who famously gets on well with everyone, used to rage hard at the A-list personalitys harsh words. Shed have interns report on what the A-list personality would say and when she discovered his brutal review of her, shed go crazy and rage at everyone around her, throwing things and firing people. Ultimately, the two enjoyed a stint at the same company and it was amongst the A-list moguls perks that she would never have to encounter the A-list personality. That meant, someone had to be on retainer to ensure their schedules never conflicted. Our A-list personality, now reformed in his ways and probably more B-list, has attempted to make up with our mogul, but shes ignored all his attempts. Our A-list mogul now is starting to feel this way about an A-list TV host, who seems to have learned the ropes from our A-list personality.
Who is the A-list mogul? Oprah
Who is the A-list personality? Howard Stern
Who is the A-list TV host? Ellen DeGeneres
LAWYER 12/15 **#1**
At first it was just pop ins. Then, as the paranoia increased, this C- list celebrity wife of this A list mostly movie actor had the nannies take over full-time and has been on set the entire time with her husband to make sure he does not find someone else and dump her. She always seemed so in control, but the jealousy and insecurity has really come out while he has been filming his most recent project. Hilaria Baldwin (Alec filming "Blind" with Demi Moore)
LAWYER 12/15 **#2**
They seem like such good friends. They are, as long as there is not any competition. Actually let me clarify. There is an A+ list mostly movie actress who is willing to be the bff of this A- list comic actress as long as they do not compete with each other for parts or awards. This whole we love each other thing would quickly turn into a knife in the back for the A- lister if she encroaches on the A+ listers territory. It has happened before. Look around. Show me the A+ listers female friends. Jennifer Lawrence/Amy Schumer
LAWYER 12/15 **#3**
This foreign born B- list film/television producer has joined forces with the former B list mostly television actress you all know from her former network hit, to produce a hit show. You have never watched the show, but it is a hit. Our B- list producer has also acted in the past. She makes most of her money funneling women who audition for her projects straight to the yachts. The vast majority of her projects are designed to allow for huge casting calls in a variety of countries. Through the process they end up with hundreds of women to fill up yachts. Our B- lister is not the only one, but she is the only one who legitimately does make actual movies or shows and not just empty ones with casting calls for nothing.
LAWYER 12/15 **#4**
It is interesting to see that this former A list mostly television actress from two hit shows and has A list name recognition despite not doing much except post photos of herself on social media and talk about sports, has totally distanced herself from a former company. They paid her millions of dollars, but she likes to pretend they didnt. You know, because they are getting sued. Alyssa Milano/WEN hair products
LAWYER 12/15 **#5**
For the past couple of months, this foreign born A list mostly movie actor who is married to a woman and really deep in the closet, has been living out his dreams. He has been out of the spotlight and enjoying being with his boyfriend. Oh sure, our actor is still working, but no one is taking his photo all the time and he is loving life. All things must come to an end though so it will be interesting to see if he goes back to his same old same old or finally steps out of the closet. Benedict Cumberbatch or Hugh Jackman
LAWYER 12/15 **#6**
I think everyone was a little surprised that this foreign born B+ list mostly television actor on a very hit pay cable show was not nominated for a Golden Globe. I thought he was a lock. If it was not on such a crap pay cable channel he would probably be A- list and be nominated. Anyway, he is in the closet and is such an idiot that he actually is trying to convince the world that someone is his girlfriend when she already has a boyfriend. Someone should tell him how this whole thing works.
Actor: Sam Heughan
Show: "Outlander" (STARZ)
Girlfriend: Caitriona Balfe
LAWYER 12/15 **#7**
This A list mostly movie actress who is also A list on television for a few more months, loved acting hurt about the fate of her television show. She IS the reason the show is ending. Hates her co-workers. Thinks she is way better than they are and wants to work much less for far more money. Melissa McCarthy ("Mike and Molly")
LAWYER 12/15 **#8**
You know, at some point the demands just are too extreme. This Academy Award winning actor who is getting up there in age but is still hitting on everything he can, had a foreign talk show provide him with a makeup person who would also service him. Yep. It was the only way he would agree to do the show. They provided the person. Al Pacino
LAWYER 12/15 **#9**
This A list athlete/celebrity/wannabe actress is sure spending a ton of money. Well, her boyfriend is spending her money. Lots of it. In less than a decade, this is going to be a whatever happened to situation and find her signing autographs at conventions for $20. Ronda Rousey/Travis Browne
LAWYER 12/15 **#10**
One day something sounds like a great idea. Then you wake up from the fog six months later and wonder how you got into that position and how you are going to escape. Escaping can be tough. This relationship started just like all of her (NV) other fake relationships. Well, not exactly all of them. The guys who were gay, she approached. She always thought that would work best. She would be the loving attentive girlfriend and they would be with her while living their down low life and never would the two meet. Turns out though that never worked out as well as she envisioned. What it essentially did was leave her single the vast majority of the time. Oh, sure she covered it by always being busy. But at some point people were going to ask her when she was going to get on the horse again so to speak. She didnt want to. She was perfectly happy with her girlfriend. Very happy. Then that all got destroyed and it was back to finding a guy. A different approach this time. She is innovative. And brilliant. Draw him in and get him hooked and promise him the world. She thinks she is more powerful than she is. She told him the deal would be worth millions and he wouldnt have to do anything except show up a few times a year with her and pretend to be loyal. He almost blew it. Shortly after they started their "relationship." He hooked up with a random fan and the riot act was read. No need to find a fan. Nope. This relationship was going to be a big hit so NV took matters into her own hands. Drawing from her extensive contacts she found two women who would be more than happy to take care of the boyfriend. They travel with him and share his hotel suites with him. They are there 24/7 to take care of him and of course report back to NV. He shows up when she asks. She has access to his social media accounts and makes sure he shows the appropriate level of responses to her posts. Just like everything in her life it is all well thought out and calculated. Except for one part. The end game. Those who saw him recently say he is not enjoying this whole thing as much as he thought. This is not something he is going to be able to get out of anytime soon without some serious collateral damage. Right now he has to stick through it until after the holidays. At least.
NV: Taylor Swift
Dated in the past, maybe gay: Taylor Lautner; Cory Monteith; Jake Gyllenhaal; Eddie Redmayne; Harry Styles; Patrick Schwarzenegger; Alexander Skarsgård; Zac Efron
Her girlfriend: Karlie Kloss (spotted making out)
New boyfriend: Calvin Harris
Controversy: Las Vegas pool party
Recently with her family
X 12/15 **#1**
There was no such thing as being nice to or interacting with the troops when this A+ list singer performed on a military base. The singer refused to speak to any of the troops except when she was required to. No autographs or photos. Katy Perry
X 12/15 **#2**
Unless you are a hot woman ready to have sex with this Academy Award winning/nominated actor/singer he doesnt want to talk to you so dont try. Any attempt at conversation will be me with a fuck off. Jared Leto
GOSSIP 12/15 **#1**
This actress will face awards season with a smile, but inside shes anything but happy. Her marriage is in a lot of trouble. Her husband just wont stop cheating on her! "He blames her for working and traveling all the time. She blames him for being someone who cant keep it in his pants. The drama she brings on the screen is nothing compared to her drama at home. Theyll keep up appearances for awards season, though. Hes not stupid. She makes more than him, and he knows if she wins something it will increase her earning power and it will mean more bucks for him if they split!" Cate Blanchett/Andrew Upton
GOSSIP 12/15 **#2**
This Republican Presidential Candidate is being given very specific instructions for tonights debate and it involves Star Wars! "Tonights theme is "La Fuerza" (The Force)! He is being told "No more Mr. Nice Guy"! They want him to be super aggressive and interrupt EVERYONE so he can get his time in and make his points strongly and forcefully so people can picture him in command! Thats hard for him. He would rather do one-liners (even though hes not very funny and his timing is not very good). They just discussed making a joke about The Force Awakens and Star Wars (where he is the Force that can protect the U.S.) but the line doesnt sound smooth. Hes trying too hard. Right now its a disaster." Marco Rubio
GOSSIP 12/15 **#3**
She lives with her multi-hyphenate hubby and their kid/s and pets in a huge, multi-level home, big enough for a half dozen cars and rooms dedicated to her wardrobe. Yet this TV celebrity really wants you to believe that she does everything (child care, cleaning, etc.) without any help at all. Of course its a lie. She just uses some creative word play in how she describes the help! She may not have a "nanny," but she does have a baby nurse for the child/ren. She may not have a "housekeeper," but she has maintenance staff who take care of the home and the grounds. And, of, course, there are "assistants" who do everything from driving to running errands. She lies because she wants you to admire her and to think of her as being able to do it all. Its just not even close to being true. She lied all throughout her pregnancy. Did you really expect her to stop now? Coco Austin (Ice-T)
GOSSIP 12/15 **#4**
This male film actor has racked up lots of projects and recognition over the past couple of years, and he will certainly be front and center again this awards season. Up until about three or four years ago, there was no hint of any girlfriend in his past. To score the big roles and the big awards it was thought that he would have to be more "mainstream." So they linked him to half a dozen pretty female celebrities over the course of a year or two to give him a romantic history and to make him look desirable. Then they married him off to the friend-turned-wife. Fantastically mainstream. Eddie Redmayne
Once, at Zabars, general manager Scott Goldshine confronted a famous cookbook author who had stuffed an array of goods under her mink coat. "She was hysterical," Goldshine says. "She ended up running out. Someone wanted to grab her, but I said, Just let her go." Meet the Kleptogastromaniacs, customers hooked on high-end-food theft. Goldshine says confrontations do happen, like the time he had to face down a regular, well-liked customer then also a well-known adviser to the Democratic Party who always concluded his visits by slipping a pint of Häagen-Dazs under his sport coat. "I had to take him to the side and say, First of all, if it comes out, it will ruin your career." And second of all? "I said, Youre my friend, and I love you. But you cant come in here anymore."
Cookbook Author: Nigella Lawson or Paula Deen
Democratic Party Adviser: James Carville
LAWYER 12/16 **#1**
With nothing to promote this time around, this pint sized former A list reality star from multiple reality shows is just letting her husband do what he wants with who he wants. It is what he has been doing the entire time they have been together but she has stopped sticking up for him. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi
LAWYER 12/16 **#2**
There is a little battle between two Teen Moms. One of them has been trying to hook up for forever with a certain producer and has always been shot down while this other Teen Mom frequently hooks up with the producer which is why she can basically do whatever she wants. Farrah Abraham/Leah Messer or Jenelle Evans
LAWYER 12/16 **#3**
This former A+ list tweener is playing a very dangerous game. It is one thing to have sex with a reality teen and their parents dont care because their parents dont really parent. It is entirely another to have sex with someone a couple of years under the age of consent and expect her parents to go along with it because you helped her burgeoning career. Also, our former tweener is not using protection. Hey, it is what he always does. He says one thing publicly about being pro life and then bullies all the women who end up pregnant into having an abortion.
A+ list tweener: Justin Bieber
Reality teen: Kylie Jenner
Protégé : Madison Beer
LAWYER 12/16 **#4**
Just because you are going to a meeting or meetings does not mean you are sober. The spin is that this cable reality star with the very bad year, is sober. Not even close, but it is more "fun" to discover that when the show airs rather than when it is being filmed. Scott Disick
LAWYER 12/16 **#5**
One of the better kept secrets in Hollywood is the paternity of a son borne to the C list celebrity offspring of a permanent A+ list mostly movie actor. It turns out the father of the baby is also a married permanent A+ list mostly movie actor.
LAWYER 12/16 **#6**
This reality family might be deep rooted conservative and pro-military but they apparently have different views when it comes to who one of the offspring dates. They have high hopes for her and possible spin offs for her so have kept her from dating a guy her age who joined the military. Sadie Robertson "Duck Dynasty"
LAWYER 12/16 **#7**
This former A list mostly television actress who had her very own hit network show, stayed in the news when her show went belly up. Given a new lease on show business life the past few years, she says that she thinks about quitting every single day because of how miserable life is by working with her A list mostly television actress co-star.
Former A list actress: Mayim Bialik
Her former hit network show: "Blossom"
A list co-star: Kaley Cuoco
Show: "The Big Bang Theory"
LAWYER 12/16 **#8**
This B list actress offspring of a permanent A+ lister who actually is working really steadily in some high profile A list television gigs, really needs to lay off the coke. She already had one nose reconstruction and has already destroyed that. She is not going to have much of an acting career if she has no nose left. Mamie Gummer (Meryl Streep)
LAWYER 12/16 **#9**
This outlier Presidential candidate is thinking of pulling out because there are people who want to examine their medical records. Apparently the candidate is bipolar but has never shared that with anyone outside of their family. Carly Fiorina
LAWYER 12/16 **#10**
KINDNESS: This former A- list actress was that high in movies and television. Some bad decisions on and off the field so to speak has brought her down. She still has a ton of fans though. In a time where celebrities can be mean and off putting, she is always willing to interact. Crack of dawn. She is out doing what she does multiple times a day. In her pajamas because it is so early. She runs into a fan and talks for several minutes and actually seems pleased to do so. The fans dad is there. Has no idea that this actress is an actress and just starts rambling on for ten minutes about this and that and our actress just smiles and engages and doesnt even try to leave until the dad finishes. The actress all smiles the entire time. Amanda Seyfried walking her dog
LAWYER 12/16 **#11**
A lot of my e-mails ask me whatever happened to so and so. Most of the time their career just ended. Nothing else. They had their time or their one shot and just could never get back into it. Sometimes though, there are really good reasons why someone walked away. This is one of those times. This person was Americas Sweetheart. Yeah, not Meg Ryan or Julia Roberts. Nope. She was on network television and for weeks the entire country sat riveted and we all fell in love with her. So, Hollywood does what they do and gave her a movie. A crap movie, but a movie. It made some money and it led to other job offers for her. A lot of job offers. She literally had millions of dollars worth of offers at one point. While she was deciding her next move, she took some meetings. Apparently at each one of these meetings, producers or managers or whatever would try and sleep with her. This is not what she signed up for. There was going to be no casting couch for her. She didnt need the industry or the limelight or to be famous. If it happened, then that was great, but no way was she going to do the casting couch thing. So, she waited and waited. She landed a pretty decent guest starring role on a very hit network show. She didnt have to sleep with anyone to get the spot, but while she was on the show, the A list tool star of the show who still has an almost A list career tried to sleep with her. He hit on her right after he kissed his supposed girlfriend goodbye after having sex with her in his trailer. That was pretty much the last straw for her. Oh, except for the producer of the show who also hit on her. Americas Sweetheart tried to do the behind the camera thing, but that was even worse. She walked away and twice turned down $1M offers to come back to where it all started. She made the clean break and just had no interest in going back to it again.
Americas Sweetheart: Coleen Haskell
Hit network show: "Survivor: Borneo" (first season)
Crap movie: "The Animal" (Rob Schneider)
Guest starring role: "That '70s Show"
Star who tried to sleep with her: Ashton Kutcher (dating Ashley Scott)
Behind the camera: "The Michael Essany Show" (TV Series) (assistant producer)
$1M offer: Turned down "Survivor All-Stars" edition in 2004
X 12/16 **#1**
Some behind the scenes meetings are going on which will make what happened on The View ho hum. This cable talk show is going to do a reboot and bring back the hated comic actress that was previously asked to leave. If she can get sober, they will also bring back the foreign born celebrity. Kathy Griffin/Kelly Osbourne "Fashion Police"
X 12/16 **#2**
This tweener turned drug addict, turned I changed my life around and please buy my music B list singer, has always had the mouth of a sailor. She turned it on a 9 year old at a smoothie store who asked for an autograph. Yeah, he didnt get the autograph. She lost a fan. She doesnt really care. Demi Lovato
GOSSIP LIFE 12/16
This A-list actor is earning a bad reputation again. He had been behaving after his career dried up, but now hes fallen back into bad habits, my source confidentially tells me. Hes especially impossible to work with in an ensemble, because hell try to cut his rivals lines. Kevin Spacey "House of Cards"
GOSSIP 12/16 **#1**
You might think that after years of working together, the members of this group would jump at the chance to work on solo projects and to get as far away from each other as fast as possible. Not necessarily! These two are still friends and they know that they need every advantage when it comes to launching their solo careers. So they might do a project together! Dont stay up all night getting too excited. Its not an entire album. Just one song. There arent a lot of duets written for two men (most are written for male/female couples), so it would be an original song. A bro tune. The duet would capitalize on their large and enthusiastic fan base and help ease fans into the notion that they are growing up and doing something different. Liam Payne/Zayn Malik "One Direction"
GOSSIP 12/16 **#2**
There was a something that happened behind the scenes of the Republican Presidential Candidate Debate that was even more interesting than what happened on the stage! A very powerful businessman from Las Vegas wanted a promise from one of the Presidential Candidates, so he made them an offer they couldnt refuse. The businessman offered to do a very lucrative business deal with the Candidate in the next couple of years if the Candidate simply reversed their position on a specific topic. The Candidate agreed (and even talked about the issue during the debate). So now, even if the Candidate loses, they win!
Candidate: Donald Trump
Businessman: Sheldon Adelson
Their Agreement: Not to run as independent/casino deal
GOSSIP 12/16 **#3**
Dont believe what you are hearing about these two reality stars kissing and making up in real life. Its being staged for the cameras! Conflict and resolution are the basis of EVERY reality show. Since chronic conflict is boring, the two parties need to change it up on a regular basis. If there is no conflict, they create conflict. If there is conflict, they stage a reconciliation. And on and on. They are just plot devices to keep things interesting (even though many reality show watchers think its real). In this case, both reality stars have been warned that they need to bring the drama or face the boot. Since they have spent most of their time fighting each other, they must now team up to stage a reunion and reconciliation for viewers to talk about. The chumminess and gratitude will last much of the season until its time to stage another conflict. Its one thing when there are only adults involved who are play acting. However, whats disconcerting about this particular situation is that there are minor children who are getting dragged into this. Even if the parents fully inform the kids that the conflicts/resolutions are exaggerated or staged, its got to be stressful for them. Teresa Giudice/Melissa Gorga "Real Housewives of New Jersey" (Teresa to spend Christmas eve at Melissas home)
LAWYER 12/17 **#1**
This B- list mostly movie actress who had a pretty decent year a couple of years ago but has been lost in the shuffle of actresses who look just like her and are nicer, spent a year firing maids every Friday. Well, she made her dad fire them. Our actress would make them work as much as possible and have them do as many disgusting things as possible and then at the end of the week fire them and start the process again with a new maid the following week. Nicola Peltz
LAWYER 12/17 **#2**
Pretty remarkable relationship when you get your A list celebrity/singer/actor husband to not only finance the pet project of your girlfriend but to embrace the situation. Apparently the couple is good with her having a full-time girlfriend and also a husband. Jessica Biel (Justin Timberlake)/L.A. restaurant "Au Fudge"
LAWYER 12/17 **#3**
This former A- list reality star from multiple reality shows involving the same base, has moved from pot to heroin and is mixing it with booze and other drugs. If he made money, the reality star would probably be forced into rehab. Instead, he will probably die. Rob Kardashian
LAWYER 12/17 **#4**
She (A list mostly television actress) calls it having a new boyfriend. This foreign born B list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show, does not quite see it the same way. He says that she wants them to move in together after going out twice. That is not going to happen. In his last big television break he rotated through four or five of his co-stars. There will be no moving in. Kaley Cuoco "The Big Bang Theory"/Paul Blackthorne "Arrow"
LAWYER 12/17 **#5**
It didnt take much of an opening for this couple to hook up again. He is foreign born and married. Works in television and has a franchise. A- list. She? Well, she is A-/B+ leaning more towards A- beginning next month. Mostly television. Currently not married. The two can not get enough of each other. His wife was back at home and he met up with his former co-star and went back to her place after an event she attended. Mads Mikkelsen/Gillian Anderson
LAWYER 12/17 **#6**
Im guessing you are not supposed to mix real medically prescribed drugs for your very severe illness with cocaine but that is just what this former A-list mostly television actress did. She has not worked much since her second hit show went off the air, but apparently can still find the money for some coke. Shannen Doherty (breast cancer)
LAWYER 12/17 **#7**
This Carls Jr model got into a huge screaming match with this former A- list mostly television actress turned celebrity/mostly behind the scenes person. The Carls Jr model apparently did what she does best and slept with the boyfriend of the former A- lister while on a visit to his country.
Carls Jr model: Charlotte McKinney
Actress: Eva Longoria
Boyfriend: Jose Antonio Baston
Event: "GQ Mexico Men of The Year 2015 Awards"
LAWYER 12/17 **#8**
This is some sweet revenge. Not only is this A list country singer showing off her new look, but she is also forming a new musical group. It consists of two other women who were two of the many women hit on by her now ex husband during their marriage. The album is going to consist of songs based on the experience many women had with the ex-husband. Miranda Lambert (ex-husband: Blake Shelton)
LAWYER 12/17 **#9**
It was all love and peaches and unicorns at first for this A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee from an acting family and his foreign born now B list mostly movie actress co-star. They just had nothing but kind words to say to each other. Now? Not so much. He wanted to sleep with her. She said no. He wanted to do drugs and party with her. She said no. They really dislike each other now. Josh Brolin/Emily Beecham "Hail, Caesar!"
LAWYER 12/17 **#10**
Apparently this billionaire has moved on and is spreading his love and money on this A list mostly movie actress who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee and probably not likely to make him wait four to five hours when he wants to go to dinner. James Packer (Mariah Carey)
LAWYER 12/17 **#11**
This B- list offspring of a former A list celebrity who deserves to probably be a permanent A lister based on the impact to the world of what he did. Entertainment speaking. He didnt invent a vaccine or anything. Anyway, his offspring who also did reality has been in a feud which I have documented here before. It turns out though she ended up sleeping with the husband of the person with whom she is having a feud. Just a one time thing but she wanted the wife to know it. And the wife does know it.
LAWYER 12/17 **#12**
This director is foreign born. He has directed some good things, but for the most part it has all been television. Good television. There is not one three camera sitcom in his credits. I dont think. I dont know every foreign show he has directed. Anyway. Not the point. The point is that I like the guy. He also has a foreign born B+ list mostly television actress significant other from a hit pay cable show. Apparently on one of the shows he directed, she stopped by the set. Nice of her. The thing is, it ultimately led to him getting kicked off the show. Not so much kicked off as never invited back after that episode where she showed up to watch. The star of that particular show is a B+/A- list mostly television actor who has done some decent movies and likes to get his own way. What he really wanted was a chance at the actress girlfriend. He hit on her hard. Every second practically she was there. He also talked down to her director boyfriend the entire time. Basically he was a complete and utter a-hole. He thought the actress would find him more attractive than the director and was shocked she didnt want to hook up with him while her boyfriend was setting up a shot. So, at the end of the day, our actor had some drugs put in the trailer of the director. He then had an assistant take a photo of the drugs. Our actor then called one of the producers of the show and said that a tabloid has just contacted him about some photos of drugs on the set. No tabloid called or even knew. Our actor forwarded the photo and the next thing you know the director was gone. Our actor then waited a couple of days and called up the actress girlfriend and said he was available and employed if she ever wanted to hook up. Slimy.
Director: Anthony Byrne
Girlfriend: Natalie Dormer ("Game of Thrones")
Actor: Jeremy Piven
Show: "Mr Selfridge"
This former A+ list rapper turned A- list rapper/side show celebrity was in one of his moods when he refused to speak to a flight attendant on a recent flight. He said he would only speak to the head flight attendant and wanted the head flight attendant to personally serve him. Kanye West
The Kardashians did much for LGBT acceptance in 2015, so why are rumours swirling that the klan is pressuring one of the family to keep quiet about their sexual orientation? Maybe they're just trying to save some headlines for 2016? Rob Kardashian
GOSSIP 12/17 **#1**
One of the desired story lines for this TV show last year was to have three pregnancies within the cast at the same time. The timing was a bit off for that pregnancy story line, but they may get another shot at one! This time they want a pregnancy by a young celebrity who is not a member of the cast. They might get it, too. He is well-known to ride bareback, and his carelessness has resulted in at least one pregnancy in the past. The amount of drama (Who is really the Daddy?) and publicity and money and child support that would be worth to them would far exceed anything he would be able to pay to stop it. An even MORE dramatic scenario? More than one cast member pregnant by the same celebrity at the same time!
TV show: "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
Young celebrity: Justin Bieber
Cast member: Kourtney
GOSSIP 12/17 **#2**
When sequels to blockbuster films are made, it is only natural to want to bring back as many of the original characters as possible. For example, the original cast members from Star Wars (Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, and Mark Hamill) are all back for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. However, that didnt happen for the sequel to another blockbuster film that will be out next year. While many of the original cast are back, the star of the original film is not! What happened? Well, the Original Lead Actor claims that he was just too busy. We hear that its actually due to two completely different reasons! The first is that the Actor was demanding a HUGE cut of the back end. The number was so high that it would have seriously cut into the profitability of the film. The second reason is that he insisted that one of his kids be given a major role in the sequel. The Producer refused him on both counts and then cast the lead with a younger, hotter actor who is in no way related to the Original Lead Actor. We hear that the Original Lead Actor was genuinely shocked by this turn of events and very unhappy that he is not part of the sequel to one of the biggest films of his career.
Sequel: "Independence Day: Resurgence"
Actor: Will Smith (Jaden or Willow)
Recast lead: Liam Hemsworth
LAWYER 12/18 **#1**
Look for stories to start leaking about their relationship if our favorite foreign born now B list singer/wannabe actress does not get the release from her contract signed with the company of this A+ list rapper/mogul. Rita Ora/Jay Z
LAWYER 12/18 **#2**
This former A list singer from a permanent A list group who is B/B- by herself at this point and only that high because of her name, is married. While trying on clothes though, she and another woman were all over each other and were not quiet showing their affection. Fergie; Kelly Rowland; Mel B
LAWYER 12/18 **#3**
This B+ list mostly television actor has had two big cable hits back to back. He is also cheating on his husband with just about any rando that he finds attractive. Matt Bomer ("White Collar") ("American Horror Story: Hotel")
LAWYER 12/18 **#4**
Daytime is not the best time to get coherency from this former A+ list singer turned A- lister. She was mumbling and stumbling and seemed like she was struggling to stay upright at a big recent daytime event. Lady Gaga (Billboard's 10th Annual Women in Music luncheon)
LAWYER 12/18 **#5**
This still in her teens very good actress/singer is hooking up with a married executive of a huge radio conglomerate. Probably why she is being heavily promoted at the expense of other larger music names. Hailee Steinfeld
LAWYER 12/18 **#6**
This B+ list musician/celebrity who used to have much higher name recognition appears to be 0 for 2 in relationships with women who also have his children. The musician was spotted making out with a woman who is not his significant other.
B+ list musician/celebrity: Pete Wentz
Relationships: Ashlee Simpson (1 child); Meagan Camper (1 child)
Event: Billboard's 10th Annual Women In Music luncheon
LAWYER 12/18 **#7**
This married actress is B list and has become a staple of almost television. Her latest effort is meh, much like the rest of her career. She does get work though. She also makes sure she gets her fair share of any coke at a party or at work or anywhere else she can. It is her favorite way to stay thin.
LAWYER 12/18 **#8**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress who makes her acting money in a really crap television franchise, was left behind in a foreign country because she just wanted to stay in her cabin the entire time drinking and doing drugs and not earning the money for the activities for which she was being paid. Tara Reid ("Sharknado") in Madrid, Spain following "Comic Con Portugal
LAWYER 12/18 **#9**
This B list singer/actress on a middling hit cable show says that one of her exes hit her when he found her in bed with another woman. Lucy Hale "Pretty Little Liars"
LAWYER 12/18 **#10**
KINDNESS: This B+ list actress offspring of a permanent A list actor turned director, turned narrator, made a point of visiting every single child patient in several hospitals over the past month. Every single child. One on one time and gave each of them a tablet loaded with games and apps and of course her latest hit movie. She paid for everything. It had to be close to $100K. Bryce Dallas Howard (father Ron Howard)/"Jurassic World" and "Lego Jurassic World"
LAWYER 12/18 **#11**
This former model turned wannabe reality star after her high profile marriage ended, has made some fairly controversial statements as of late. Proving again how thirsty she is, she arranged for a play date 45 minutes from her house just because she knew there would be paps stationed at the place she chose guaranteeing her maximum coverage without having to pay for it. Amber Rose/Wiz Khalifa
LAWYER 12/18 **#12**
This former almost A- list mostly movie actress now lives overseas and is finally becoming a footnote in acting history. How does she spend her spare time? Commenting on photos of herself published in The Daily Mail under the name Starlet_Scarlett. Lindsay Lohan
LAWYER 12/18 **#13**
I guess I dont blame her. She has been living his life for a lot of years now. I cant even imagine how many millions of dollars she has spent on her husband to get him out of gambling debts and debts involving his relationships with other women. She says the right things publicly, but privately, there will probably be books written about her relationship that will be a complete 180 of the public perception. The problem is those books are a long way down the road. She has a team that is world class at keeping 95% of the bad stuff out of the press. Ironclad non disclosure agreements and the ruthless enforcement of them makes it very hard to learn anything about what goes on inside the home of this foreign born permanent A list singer. One thing that has leaked is that our singer has, for several years had a relationship with a person who shares her bed. The person travels with her and is there with her 24/7. Within the confines of the house or hotel room on the road they have had a passionate love affair that both seem to love. Apparently it is the one steady in her life. The one thing that gets her through each day that are usually not that great. It will be interesting to see how this plays out in the future. How it plays out when it would not ruffle any feathers or throw an opinion out to the world that is contrary to what the world sees now. Celine Dion (René Angélil)
What are some reasons a celebrity might go quiet for a couple of weeks or so on social media? Maybe theyre gearing up for a major announcement trying to create anticipation. Maybe theyre just bored of themselves? Hardly. Once in a while they disappear for an old-fashioned reason: plastic surgery. She wanted to tighten up, trim down, even though, supposedly shes fit as fuck. And is selling the gear to prove it. Sure. So thats why there was no activity for a while on social. It was an extensive procedure. And no one was allowed to come to the house during her recovery because she couldnt go upstairs. The healing time was terrible. And an infection had set in. So it took even longer than expected. Which is why she has some regret now. Thatll pass. It always does when another area needs work. Jillian Michaels
GOSSIP LIFE 12/18
This A-list actress is terrified that if she accepts a movie in the near future shell return to find her marriage in a completely different state. It explains why she hasnt got anything in the pipeline, according to my source. She still gets good offers. Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden
GOSSIP 12/18 **1**
This famous model is greatly exaggerating her situation. She has been dating this famous musician for only a few months, but is telling people that he is madly in love with her, is ready to marry her, and is begging to move in with her. No. Not even close. He has never allowed a woman to dictate the terms of their relationship, nor has he ever changed his life around to suit them. This one is no different. We dont know why she is telling this tall tale but we do notice that she has managed to put out new stories about herself frequently in the past month or so. Shes pushing something. Christie Brinkley/John Mellencamp
GOSSIP 12/18 **#2**
A photo is making the rounds showing these two former TV costars looking very chummy. Given that they were married on their TV show and are now both single is there a chance that they are more than friends? Is there a chance that they are now a couple in real life? No. We hate to burst your bubble, but they have never hooked up not in all those years they were working together, and not now. They have always been just friends and they are currently just friends. So you shouldnt hold out hope that these two will be hooking up. However, we would LOVE to see them hook up to work on a new TV series! Shes got the time. He could do two at once. We say DO IT! Courteney Cox/Matthew Perry
LAWYER 12/19 **#1**
This former A list boy bander who is now a grown man still playing in that boy band that wont quit until the actor gets too big for his britches, gets drunk and finds random guys to try and hook up with, even when his partner is around. Joey McIntyre "New Kids On the Block"
LAWYER 12/19 **#2**
This A- list celebrity/wannabe rap singer/possible killer/mogul didnt give his ex even one cent when she left. All those years and she has nothing to show for it except being a doormat. Meanwhile, he texted her a photo of him giving a $100K car to his baby mama because she knows how he likes the game to be played. Cassie Ventura/Sean "P Diddy" Combs (baby mama Kim Porter)
LAWYER 12/19 **#3**
Considering the name of the show, you would think most of the people working on this network show struggling to survive, would be happy to be working there. Not the case. Everyone is miserable and doesnt care about the history of the show, at this point, they are just in it for the paycheck. "The Muppets"
LAWYER 12/19 **#4**
I guess this foreign born D list mostly movie actress/part-time model/full time horrible person was not getting the attention she wanted in the tabloids. So, she told her action star boyfriend that she wanted photos of them canoodling for the tabloids. It was ridiculous how staged the whole thing was. Even the valet guys were laughing, especially when the D lister kept saying one more and would move into her boyfriend while also turning her head to look at the pap. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley/Jason Statham
LAWYER 12/20 **#1**
She has not matched Iggy Azalea for number of procedures, but this former A+ list singer turned falling by the minute, maybe needs rehab again, has spent a ton of money the past few months getting extensive work done to her face and chin and nose and doing it all in secret locations. She is paying for the trips and the procedures and also for family members to join in. Not the way I would be spending my dwindling bank account. Kesha
LAWYER 12/20 **#2**
His rap name sounds like someone you would never bring home to meet the parents. He has had a couple of gold singles and a platinum in there too, but always as a guest. His successes without others have been limited. Oh, except for the arrests. He has done well there with a couple in the past year. Anyway, he is being investigated for child molestation and child porn. Young Thug
LAWYER 12/20 **#3**
Showing you how desperate for fame some of the Teen Mom hangers on are, this Teen Mom had sex with the long time boyfriend of her supposed best friend. The best friend ended up breaking up with the guy, but wanted so desperately to remain on the show that she gave the Teen Mom a pass. Jenelle Evans (Tori Rhyne)
LAWYER 12/20 **#4**
When this former standup comedian turned television actor, turned back into stand up comic, hooks up with waitresses in Vegas he treats them like crap. Many a time he has not even let them put on their clothes after sex and sends them out in the hall wearing nothing. He treats all his hookers way better. George Lopez
LAWYER 12/21 **#1**
Apparently this no money having B list rapper is willing to risk everything, including his freedom for a mid-teen replacement of his A list reality star girlfriend. Tyga/Kylie Jenner (several weeks before the news broke)
LAWYER 12/21 **#2**
She might have better luck selling her pitch if she didnt insist on playing herself. This former A list singer turned reality star who did act (horribly) in some movies before turning into a businessperson, wants to be a star in front of the cameras. Apparently a clip of a scene she stars in to help sell it is awful. Jessica Simpson
LAWYER 12/21 **#3**
What better way to make everything look like something it isnt. The "offspring" of this A list mogul/wannabe rapper is being used as cover for multiple people. He is pretending to date an A list reality star while actually sleeping with the reality stars possible future stepfather.
A list mogul/wannabe rapper: Sean "P Diddy" Combs
"Offspring": Quincy Brown (not his biological son)
A list reality star: Kourtney Kardashian
Possible stepfather: Corey Gamble (Kris Jenners boyfriend)
LAWYER 12/21 **#4**
This B list actor looked pained as he watched his former A+ list singer turned A- lister/part-time actress girlfriend try and get an entire restaurant to notice her. Whether it was the constant restroom walks or the over the top of hugs and screams when she saw someone she knew, it was all too much. Her boyfriend just sat with his head down most of the time and looked like it would all go away. Lady Gaga/Taylor Kinney
LAWYER 12/21 **#5**
Look for this Teen Mom to take a trip overseas in the near future. No, not for sex with men, but to a plastic surgeon who is willing to perform a couple of procedures on her daughter. Doctors in the US are all horrified at the idea. Farrah Abraham (Sophia)
LAWYER 12/21 **#6**
The last time she kept injuring herself so frequently, this foreign born B list celebrity offspring ended up going to rehab. She needs it even worse this time. Kelly Osbourne
LAWYER 12/21 **#7**
This Instagram model turned brand new cable reality star of the C+/B- list variety, is tired of trading her body for appearance fees and promotional opportunities so has found a few other women to do that for her. Sometimes she gives them a tiny percentage of what she makes but most of the time she tells them it is part of making your mark on the town and that is how she got to where she is. Crystal Westbrooks ("The Westbooks Reality" on BET)
LAWYER 12/21 **#8**
This former A-/B+ list solo boy bander is all ticked off at his now ex. The ex had a change of heart and decided not to split up their family. Spouse and kid, but the former boy bander went off on them anyway.
LAWYER 12/21 **#9**
This A list rapper finally cracked and threw her phone against a wall. Her boyfriend would not stop texting and calling every five minutes to see what she was doing. The guy is really insecure and jealous and she was just tired of it while out of town performing. Not to say that he doesnt have a reason to be a little jealous. She was being awfully chummy with someone. Nicki Minaj (Meek Mill)/the capital city of Luanda, Angola at a Christmas party hosted by the Unitel communications firm, which is part-owned by the family of the country's controversial President Jose Eduardo dos Santo
LAWYER 12/21 **#10**
This basically blackballed former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee supposedly has a girlfriend but the college student he was hitting on while enjoying a drink or six would beg to differ. They did go back to his place together. Mel Gibson (Rosalind Ross)/in Sydney, Australia
LAWYER 12/21 **#11**
This actress celebrity offspring who has made a name on her own almost as great as her parental unit, discovered Adderall a few months ago when she was trying to lose some weight for a big life event. She has not stopped though and size zero clothes on her are falling off. Someone needs to say something. Kate Hudson (Goldie Hawn); Dakota Johnson (Melanie Griffith)
LAWYER 12/21 **#12**
This A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family had a penis pump in his checked suitcase. A TSA officer discovered it when doing random checks of bags on the flight. Very much against the rules, the officer took a photo of the bag tag with the item in it. Dennis Quaid
LAWYER 12/21 **#13**
This foreign born singer was popular back in the day. A list at one point. It was brief, but she was definitely A list. She managed to keep up her career for almost a decade and made a lot of money. The thing is though a lot of that money was funny money. Sure, she sold a lot of records. A whole lot. She also toured. A lot. The problem is there was a three year period where she was making no money but sinking a ton into a new record which crashed and burned by the way. So, she has all these huge expenses but not much money coming in. Plus, the money she had coming in she was forced to split with a bunch of different entities. So, bring in the personal performances. The $50K for an office party or a birthday party. Then one day someone offered $100K for a private performance and that performance had our married singer spending the night. The next thing you know she was rolling in dough. $100K here and there at least a couple of times a month. She would sing a few songs and then spend a few hours or night with the host. Things were great until people started talking about one of her performances and the massive amount of money she received. To keep everyone from asking too many questions, she cut everything off. She got that thing out of the media super quickly and since then has been scared to death to ever do the private performance thing. This has caused her to really lower her standard of living. Hopefully she can get a judging gig somewhere. Dido
Shes the more famous one in her relationship but for some reason, I always thought hed be one who stepped out. When she followed him on location a while back, the assumption was that she went along because his co-star was so attractive. But hes actually not the one whos been cheating. Shes the one who found a new kind of work and picked up a sidepiece. They cant help themselves on set. Another art imitation of life situation as they creep around and so far it hasnt gotten back to her bonafide yet but the cast and crew are aware and the guy shes hooking up with is married. Right now its "just" an affair. Like theyre not pretending theyre in love yet. But if (when?) both these couples dont end up working out, look back to this as a sign.
Famous one: Lady Gaga
Less famous one: Taylor Kinney
Sidepiece: Wes Bentley or Finn Wittrock
Show: "American Horror Story: Hotel"
STREET KING 12/21
Todays blind item seems to have a journey filled with double-factors. One, with a pair of pops on deck: 1 daddy, 1 diddy, hes got double the daddy. Two, being that hes "a spitting image" of his biological dad a popular singer from the New Jack era hes left many an industry insider to do a double-take over the striking similarities. And, with recent word peggin him as one of Hollywoods most sought after cover-up kings for female studs-on-the low (just ask Amber Rose), this Brotherly Lovin blind item could very well be leading double a Life! "Hes a gay guy thats friendly with ladies of the industry, so hes usually seen with women. The truth is hes not smashing any woman hes seen with Keke Palmer can attest to that." ~Hollywood Insider. Some say that while he looks just like one daddy, this 24-year-old actor on-the-rise has picked up the secret Frosted Flakes-isms of his diddy. Interestingly enough, that would be the Notorious producer-pops he has to thank for pushing to shut down his Empire dreams, ultimately leading him to Revolt against his diddys wishes. Just ask Lee Daniels. "Hes headed to Empire as a cast member of Lee Daniels hit series." Dig the Drop: "Hes the male version of a beard and lately the media wanted everyone to believe that hes smashing Kourtney Kardashian but in all truth, hes not." He was named after his Godfather, Quincy Jones. Now, can you guess who Im talking about? Quincy Brown (parents: Kim Porter and Al B. Sure!), Sean "P Diddy" Combs (step-father)
This reality family has introduced several new dogs over the past few years. Each time the puppy gets introduced on social media, does a few photo ops and then quietly disappears. "I live near them and have a dog of my own, so I always notice whenever I see them on social media with a new puppy. Then I noticed that the dog-of-the-month always mysteriously disappears a short while later. This happened several times. You never see anyone walking a dog, never hear a dog barking in the backyard, never see them on their reality show, never see them in the family photos. They just disappear! I saw [a family member] a couple of months ago and asked them, "So hows your dog?" and they just looked at me blankly and said, "I dont have a dog!" and then walked away." What do you think is happening to these dogs?
Kylie Jenner: "Adam", "Blu"; "Normie", "Bambi", "Rolly"
Kendall Jenner: "Jackson", "Dolce" (went missing in 2012)
Kim Kardashian: "Rocky", "Princess" (given to "forever home" because she was ill)
Khloé Kardashian: "Gabbana", "Bernard"
Family dogs: "Bella" (she's found a home with a pastor) , "Louis" and "Vuitton"
LAWYER 12/22 **#1**
This A- list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee has been closing his eyes to the fact that he has been hooking up with a 17 year old he was introduced to in a threesome with his former girlfriend. Shia LaBeouf/Sasha Lane or Mia Goth
LAWYER 12/22 **#2**
This B- list mostly television actor who stars on an almost television show you can only get if you have a certain provider, is cheating on his actress/singer wife with a co-star and one of her best friends.
Actor: Josh Duhamel
Co-star: Lucy Fry or Sarah Gadon
LAWYER 12/22 **#3**
This B list mostly television actress who was in a hit pay cable show and is an Academy Award winner/nominee, broke down in tears at a restaurant when her tool of an actor husband told her she needed to lose some weight if she wanted him to still be interested in her. Anna Paquin ("True Blood") ("The Piano")/Stephen Moyer
LAWYER 12/22 **#4**
Never let it be said that an A list mostly movie actor who spends time at A+ list is not willing to appear on a program he hates, stoned out of his mind. His celebrity kids probably love him for it. Bruce Willis (Bruce Willis and Matt Lauer Share Awkward Moments)
LAWYER 12/22 **#5**
For all you fans of that foreign A list boy band, I wouldnt worry about that actress hanging out with the guy you like. She will be on the yacht circuit this summer unless she manages to get pregnant. I dont usually write about people at her level on the list but she is one of the more thirsty actresses of the past couple of years when it comes to wanting fame. Louis Tomlinson ("One Direction")/Danielle Campbell
LAWYER 12/22 **#6**
You kind of forget that this disliked former A list mostly television actress who has been in multiple network and reality shows has kids. Then, you see her daughter starring in a porn and you wonder what that conversation was like at home. Kirstie Alley/Lille Stevenson
LAWYER 12/22 **#7**
This foreign born former A- list mostly movie actress from a franchise no longer in existence, is making her co-stars angry and they have barely started shooting this blockbuster kind of a remake movie which could extend her career. She doesnt like any of her actor co-stars and refuses to record with any of them, so does it alone which makes the actors have to work two or three times as many hours as they would have to if she would show up when they were there.
Actress: Emma Watson
Former franchise: "Harry Potter"
Movie: "Beauty and the Beast" (musical)
Co-stars: Ewan McGregor, Dan Stevens, Emma Thompson, Luke Evans, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Ian McKellen, Stanley Tucci, Josh Gad, Kevin Kline
LAWYER 12/22 **#8**
This B- list mostly movie actress who is only hanging on to B- list because of the franchise she was in, is working steadily, but nothing that will do anything but pay the bills. She still thinks she is a star though and despite her young age spent a ton of money a couple of months ago on some work to her face which she thought would make her look younger. I mean, I guess it does, but she looks like a robot now and looks in pain when she smiles. Ashley Greene "Twilight"
LAWYER 12/22 **#9**
Four different pharmacies this week, is the count from one pap about this former A list singer turned reality star, turned actress, turned still has A list name recognition. That prescription pill addiction is out of control. Jessica Simpson
LAWYER 12/22 **#10**
You would be wrong if you never thought this former almost A- list mostly movie actress, turned escort, never offered a rate which includes a family member. Lindsay Lohan (sister Ali or mother Dina)
LAWYER 12/22 **#11**
This former A list singer in a group that couldnt sing, is so desperate to keep her reality job that she had sex with two different men in one night at the direction of her boss, who she has also slept with. Things were so much easier for her when she was bearding.
Singer: Mel B ("Scary Spice")
Group: "Spice Girls"
Reality job: "Americas Got Talent"
Boss: Simon Cowell
LAWYER 12/22 **#12**
KINDNESS: I will tell you upfront that this person is one of my favorite people in the world so I am a little biased when it comes to this kindness blind. Just because she is one of my favorite people does not mean I have seen every installment of the franchise she was in. I guess she is a B- list actress. She is better than the franchise. If you watched that hit cable show in its last season, she rocked a guest starring role. Anyway. This is about a movie she did with another actress from that cable show. One of the actors in the movie has cancer. The actor did not have enough credits or income to get the good SAG/AFTRA insurance so our actress called in a bunch of favors and got the guy cast in ten projects over the course of about three weeks so he could qualify for the best level of insurance. A small thing, but very nice. Elizabeth Reaser ("Twilight") ("Mad Men")
LAWYER 12/22 **#13**
KINDNESS: This former A list model is trying to transform herself into an actress. Has it been successful? Well, it has not been Cindy Crawford awful. Our model definitely has a unique look which keeps her from doing most runway stuff and knows she needs to find another gig, so she chose acting. She has always been giving and in the past has found homes for an entire no kill shelter that could not pay its bills any longer. She literally called every person in her phone asking them to take a pet and she managed to find homes for 40 pets. She should have made a kindness blind for that, but I didnt hear about it until I also heard about this item. Apparently the daughter of the owner of that no kill shelter was supposed to study abroad this semester, but because of the financial issues of her parents that was put on hold until our model/actress stepped in and paid for the whole trip. Our actress/model also flew the parents over to Europe to spend time with their daughter during the semester. Kate Upton
Which boy band guy is sending this picture. A young member of a super hot boy band has been sending this picture to ladies including a few fans! He is very well hung and is not shy about showing it off. He has also been sending pictures of himself totally exposed, although NAUGHTY GOSSIP has not seen those pictures YET!
GOSSIP 12/22 **#1**
This reality star claims that she is adopting a child. According to someone close to the situation, she is lying. "She already knows that she doesnt meet the basic qualifications in the U.S. because she has two big problems. She needs a steady income, but judges dont look at reality show participants the same way they do regular actresses. She also has that recent DUI. The DUI is a misdemeanor, not a felony, but it still doesnt look good to the courts." then why is she talking about it like its going to happen? "It gives her a story line for the show. The hope, the process, the rejection. She also loves the publicity." Since a traditional U.S. adoption may not be feasible, perhaps there is some sort of backdoor adoption process she can explore. Farrah Abraham "Teen Mom"
GOSSIP 12/22 **#2**
She is not happy with him but that doesnt mean she is done with him! Why does she need him? To father one more child. She wants that even number, and she wants them all to have the same Daddy. Then shell be done. Yes, weve talked about this before, but the issue just became timely again. We hear that there is a 90% chance of a pregnancy next year. Kourtney Kardashian/Scott Disick
LAWYER 12/23 **#1**
The feud between this A list celebrity/host/mogul and this barely relevant any longer B- list part-time reality star traces back to the days prior to the B- lister becoming a reality star. Apparently our A lister was hosting a party and the B- lister called it boring and started loudly suggesting that anyone who wanted to have fun should join the B- lister in the bathroom for some coke to liven things up. Martha Stewart/LuAnn de Lesseps "Real Housewives of New York City"
LAWYER 12/23 **#2**
This scary thin A list host has her part-time employers over a barrel, but they will not soon forget. Apparently the host had a list of demands that she sprung on the network at the last minute, including a bunch of payments to friends and family who are going to "consult" for her. The demands were crazy but there is not time to find a replacement so, for now, they caved. They wont next time. Giuliana Rancic "Fashion Police"
LAWYER 12/23 **#3**
Not anything wrong with this at all, but decided to make it a blind to make it more interesting. This married foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and married to a permanent A lister, was spotted outside an event with this A-/B+ list rocker smoking a couple of joints while the permanent A lister was in his seat at the event. Catherine Zeta-Jones (Michael Douglas)/Kid Rock (Jazz at Lincoln Center Opens The Mica And Ahmet Ertegun Atrium)
LAWYER 12/23 **#4**
This married aging permanent A list rock star who really has not had a big hit in decades, does the botox thing so many of his peers do to look young, but to make himself look less waxy he gets spray tanned daily. Guess he likes the bronzed look, or hooking up with the woman who sprays him. Rod Stewart
LAWYER 12/23 **#5**
At a couple of separate events last week, this B- list mostly movie actress who has had a quiet year or so just working but not promoting anything after her crazy marriage, is having some issues of her own. The actress, was chain smoking and shaking and doing her best Taryn Manning impression on how to look wasted out of your mind. At both events, people tried to steer clear of her as best they could. Usually she keeps this kind of thing behind closed doors. Katie Holmes (Hillary Clinton fundraiser)/(Jamie Foxxs birthday)
LAWYER 12/23 **#6**
The husband of this west coast Housewife who has kept his infidelities fairly well hidden after being busted a couple of years ago got busted again. This time though, it was by his wife. She wont leave him though. Not a chance. She just doesnt want to know about the other woman. Mauricio Umansky/Kyle Richards "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
LAWYER 12/23 **#7**
This A- list singer from a group that was just about A+ list at one time and has probably slipped to B over time, told his significant other that he had to meet with a producer. Considering the significant other had just gone through a major life event and the producer was actually the woman the singer has been sleeping with the past three months, he perhaps should have stayed at home. Billy Corgan ("The Smashing Pumpkins")/Chloe Mendel (had baby)
LAWYER 12/23 **#8**
That excellent actress turned singer who I wrote about earlier this week has apparently been corrupted by this former tweener turned part-time singer/full-time drug user. Drugs are not what she needs right now but she has not stopped partying with him since they started. Hailee Steinfeld/Joe Jonas
LAWYER 12/23 **#9**
This former actress turned talk show host is cheating on her girlfriend with a worker on the show. I told you that before. Anyway, to keep her secret girlfriend hidden and happy our former actress is trying to land her a reality show. OK, well not trying, but she tells the secret girlfriend she is trying. Raven-Symoné "The View"
LAWYER 12/23 **#10**
This aging, you probably forgot he is an Academy Award winner/nominee B- list mostly anything he can get actor with A list name recognition, almost got arrested the other day. He refused to let someone drive away in their car because our actor insisted it belonged to him. The police came and got the actor to leave, but if he had not been who he is, he would have been arrested for the way he was arguing with police. Gary Busey
LAWYER 12/23 **#11**
KINDENSS: This A+ list mostly movie actor is certainly in the holiday season. The actor, who likes to pick up people at his spin classes paid for a year membership for everyone in his regular class. He bought the instructor a new car. Why not a bike? Bradley Cooper
LAWYER 12/23 **#12**
It has barely been a month and this actress is in her second blind item. This is not a good sign. The fact that things are leaking about her this early into her career means there will probably be some headline worthy disasters coming from her. Shame really, because most of the time she seems really nice. Sure, if you compare her to an actress from the same country she hates it and will tell you not to bring it up again. Ever. Smile on her face but the eyes show she means it. The nature of her current movie means she probably wont get above B list for a while. She showed some flashes of temper on set but everyone assumed it was the tension and the role that brought it out and no one really made a big deal of it. Some screaming and yelling and throwing of things, but it was all about her "character." Fast forward to some of the first press interviews she did for the movie. They did not go well. Never really having done that sort of thing, she took things a little too personally and made some comments to reporters and others that were a little too sarcastic and biting. Right at the edge. Behind the scenes of the past month, she has been a nightmare. Screaming at the first sign of something not up to her standards which seem to change by the minute, to literally throwing away into a trash chute in her hotel a designer dress she didnt like because the designer didnt fly halfway around the world to present it to her in person. She wore an off the rack dress a studio PR person found with about 45 minutes to spare before the car took her to a premiere. The studio PR people have been cycling through all the cast in the movie but no one wants to have their turn with her. Things need to change quickly if she wants to work outside this franchise. Daisy Ridley (compared to Keira Knightley)/"Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
Apparently this A+ list songstress was better in bed and provided more women to her boss than this foreign born B+ list singer/wannabe actress. The B+ lister is blaming the A+ listers relationship with the boss of both of them for causing the B+ listers career to stay in neutral. Rihanna/Jay-Z/Rita Ora
GOSSIP 12/23 **#1**
Several celebrities are "freshening up" their faces for the holidays! This funny female starred in two hit television shows over the past decade, and is currently rocking the big screen. She is known for her brains and her wit, so its interesting that she finally succumbed to cosmetic pressures. She recently had her forehead frozen with Botox. We do have to admit that she does look younger (even if she has temporarily lost the ability to move anything above her eyes). Tina Fey
GOSSIP 12/23 **#2**
This movie star peaked in the eighties and nineties, married one or two famous actors, and is now watching her own little girl working in films. She recently had her entire face redone for the umpteenth time. Still a little cat-like, but better. We think. Melanie Griffith
GOSSIP 12/23 **#3**
Dear Diary, This likable film star has had a string of hits this century. She tried toying round with her face last year and the result left her almost unrecognizable. Of course, she completely denies ever having work done. She has a film to push this cold holiday season, but we hear that she is going in right afterward to see if she can "restore" some of her trademark look. We hope she gets her face back. Love, The Whole Wide World. Renee Zellweger
An Atlanta rapper has been diagnosed with a deadly disease and has infected at least 2 women. The rappers condition is worsening and has caused the normally energetic rapper to cut performances short because he was too ill to continue the show. The rapper has come to terms that he is slowly dying and is refusing to take medication. He also refuses to go to a hospital in fear that if he admits his health status, he will spend the remainder of his short life behind bars. The rapper has not admitted his condition to fans, only a small amount of friends/family are aware of his condition. As the rapper slowly deteriorates, hes already began to say his goodbyes. OG Maco
LAWYER 12/24 **#1**
This pint-sized reality star had a breakup of sorts with her frequent co-star and long time bff. Apparently the bff knows the husband of our reality star cheated and that our pint-sized star doesnt care. So, the two got into a huge blowout and our reality star traded her in for another reality star. Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi/Jwoww/Jessie James Decker
LAWYER 12/24 **#2**
This almost permanent A list musician/producer has been telling people that the main reason his wife left him is because he would not write any more checks to a doctor who he said was more like a television preacher. There was always something new and each thing that was new would cost a ton of money and then quickly be replaced by something much newer and the cycle never ended. David Foster/Yolanda "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"
LAWYER 12/24 **#3**
This foreign born, still very much tween singer who scored a number one debut record, is supposedly in a relationship with a member of a band created by a now defunct show. He isnt. He just has not come out yet. The thing is, she has not come out yet either. She is in a relationship with another member of the group but their puppet master wont let them come out.
Tween singer: Shawn Mendes
Hit debut record: "Stitches"
Girlfriend: Camila Cabello
Band: "Fifth Harmony"
Defunct show: "The X Factor USA"
Puppet master: Simon Cowell
LAWYER 12/24 **#4**
This B+ list mostly television actress on a hit network show is plugging a charity big time this holiday season. First, she is getting paid for it which is ridiculous. Second, she has not even given one dime to the charity so she must not believe in it all that much. Sarah Hyland "Toys For Tots"
LAWYER 12/24 **#5**
It apparently didnt shake her up too bad because this porn star who was once of Charlie Sheens conquests is using his name to advertise her services. I would think that would be a huge turn off to customers but she is busier than she has ever been while still publicly trashing Charlie. Kacey Jordan
LAWYER 12/24 **#6**
This person epitomizes the D list celebrity and was the mascot of Dlisted for quite some time. She went up a bunch of sizes in her breasts and has been trying to get begging Vivid to give her a sex tape deal, but with no success. At this point, Im too scared to go near her to ask how she is even earning a living. Probably selling tea or waist trainers on her Instagram. Phoebe Price
LAWYER 12/24 **#7**
You have to be less than half his age, and preferably still in your teens for this foreign born B+ list funnyman actor to take an interest in you or drink himself into a stupor before he is unable to perform with said teens. So, dont ever believe any hype about him dating someone age appropriate. Will Arnett/Courteney Cox
LAWYER 12/24 **#8**
KINDNESS: This A- list mostly movie actress who everyone loves and everyone loves more when they meet in her person, has spent the past few months straightening out her life. It has been a rough couple of years. This week she went to a Ralphs (grocery store) and bought every single gift card they had in their display. It was just a shade under $50K. For the past few days, anyone who recognizes her or talks to her or if she sees someone in need she passes out one of the gift cards. Emma Stone
LAWYER 12/24 **#9**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actor who cant seem to make up his mind about the closet, was with his current boyfriend when they got a little rough with a guy they hired for a couple of hours. As in, the guy needed to go the hospital. Our actor did pay for it all. Luke Evans
LAWYER 12/24 **#10**
It is not exactly a normal present, but last year about this time, this former B list celebrity who probably does infomercials, got her old, permanent A list celebrity/talk show host husband a woman. Not just any woman, but someone who would come in once a week and have sex with the guy. The wife just cant stand to any longer, but doesnt want to leave the guy. The husband didnt care. He would have paid for someone anyway, but now didnt have to do it on the sly. Shawn King/Larry King
LAWYER 12/24 **#11**
This foreign born former B- list mostly television actress from a middling hit almost network reboot that has long since ended, is back home for the holidays. But, our actress/wannabe singer has spent the entire time shacking up with a married producer of a television show that is filmed there that she wants to be on.
LAWYER 12/24 **#12**
This former A+ list mostly movie actor turned A- list only because of that name, is keeping a secret from his multiple time co-star. Our former A+ lister has had sex with the daughter of the co-star more than once.
LAWYER 12/24 **#13**
This Teen Mom scheduled a vacation to a resort for 2016. Not with her significant other, but her on the side boyfriend she told everyone she was done with. Not Jenelle or Leah. Kailyn Lowry
LAWYER 12/24 **#14**
I didnt think anyone could get worse than Kneepads, but this very successful blogger with multiple sites not named after a coke for butt sex celebrity, got invited to a Kardashian Christmas party and has been writing four or five stories a day about how wonderful they all are. Its vomit inducing. Just Jared
LAWYER 12/24 **#15**
Apparently there is an almost network show that has quite the fan base. A very vocal fan base with two competing sides. Two sides that really dislike each other. Hate would normally be the word I would use but it is the holiday season. Anyway, lets back up and start at the beginning. When this show first began, the writers thought it was definitely going to go in one direction. The problem was that this B- list mostly television actress who is an offspring was thisclose to getting fired because she was so bad. She didnt take it seriously and there was no chemistry between her and the lead. Instead of protesting what could be considered a demotion, she was pretty crafty and has spent the past several years formulating her plan. She has a group of men who work in various fields, whether it be publicity, production or management that have enjoyed her special talents. Not only has she rivaled the lead of the show for most media coverage, but she is set to be launched with her own show. She will be the star. That is what she has always wanted and now the new show will revolve around her. As part of her wrangling behind the scenes, she wants some power. Producer power. She wont be a showrunner, but she does want to have veto power over the stars who come on to the show. One of the people who wont be making an appearance is the person who "replaced" her in one of the storylines. The two cant stand each other. It is our B lister who has been pushing since last summer to have her killed off so that the star can have a new love interest. Possibly the new cast member coming to the show. (I had to wait until after the episode where she is killed. Didnt want someone to complain about spoilers.)
B- list actress/offspring: Katie Cassidy (David Cassidy)
Lead: Stephen Amell
Her new show: "Legends of Tomorrow" (Laurel Lance/Black Canary)
Actress who "replaced" her: Emily Bett Rickards (Felicity Smoak)
New cast member: Megalyn Echikunwoke (Mari McCabe)
While you are roasting chestnuts on an open fire, this celebrity couple will be raking each other over the coals! We believe weve told you about their marital issues in the past, so you know that this split has been at least a year in the making. Were told that its finally going to be signed off over the holidays while no one is paying attention. Kerry Washington/Nnamdi Asomugha
LAWYER 12/25 **#1**
This former A- list reality star back when there were not nearly as many reality shows, likes to think she is still a big deal and that the world follows her every step. She was hoping no one would find about her family member and held off telling the public until she could get a team in place to divert any bad PR coming to her. Kristin Cavallari ("The Hills")/the death of her brother
LAWYER 12/25 **#2**
This foreign born A list rapper/singer doesnt look like he would be vain enough to get plastic surgery done, but it is how he maintains his weight. Not that long ago he caught an infection from one of his procedures and actually had to cancel a really high paying gig. Drake
LAWYER 12/25 **#3**
This A-/B+ list reality star on a show from where he might soon be disappearing, is hooking up with the one person his reality star ex told him to stop dating. Our star cant help it though. He likes that teenage love. Scott Disick "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"/Lindsay Vrckovnik
LAWYER 12/25 **#4**
Im sure publicly, this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress will support her A- list mostly movie actor husband, but at home, there has been a war after she discovered he cheated on her through the tabloids. Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher (exiting a Thai massage parlor)
LAWYER 12/26 **#1**
Inside the restaurant it was definitely this A+ list mostly movie actor with his beard. Outside the restaurant, was a different story as our actor used a stunt double from a recent movie for the pap run to the car with the beard. Meanwhile, our actor got to have an extended dinner with that new boyfriend of his. Bradley Cooper/Irina Shayk (new boyfriend - Lucky Blue Smith)
LAWYER 12/26 **#2**
Apparently the one public event together was a last gasp chance to save their marriage. This former child star turned troubled teen, turned A list mostly movie actress, turned B+ lister with other side projects, and her husband have called it quits. Drew Barrymore/Will Kopelman
LAWYER 12/26 **#3**
This former B- list mostly television actress turned A- lister with her own show has a friend who is also catfishing her as a guy. Our actress is straight and the friend is not but wants to have a relationship with the actress. So, she is pretending to be a guy online. Mindy Kaling
LAWYER 12/26 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actor on a middling hit cable show that has been around for a couple of seasons now, got his girlfriend an engagement ring and a car because she is very good at keeping his secrets. The last person this good at keeping his secrets was his actress wife who dumped him when the cheating got out of hand.
Actor: Taye Diggs
Cable show: "Murder In the First"
Girlfriend: Amanza Smith Brown
Actress ex-wife: Idina Menzel
LAWYER 12/27 **#1**
A holiday rekindling for this closeted A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who was in that franchise and her on again off again girlfriend. Our actress was definitely hot and heavy with different women on her two most recent film shoots. This, after her now back together girlfriend was doing too much talking to tabloids and paps and also doing a little too much partying for our actress. Kristen Stewart/Alicia Cargile
LAWYER 12/27 **#2**
The former girlfriend of this A- list rapper had to break up with this current one hit wonder A list singer before our rapper would send over any presents for their child together or a Christmas bonus to her. The former girlfriend split with the one hit wonder.
A- list rapper: 50 Cent
Former girlfriend: Daphne Joy
One hit wonder A list singer: Jason Derulo
LAWYER 12/27 **#3**
This former A list mostly movie actress who can certainly play a mean mother and is an Academy Award winner/nominee, went out in public for the first time in months. Her cancer battle has been really tough on her. Faye Dunaway
LAWYER 12/27 **#4**
The girlfriend of this foreign born boy band lead singer that likes to think they are pop punk, is making her living selling information about her boyfriend and the rest of the band to tabloids. Oh, and she has quite the memento that she is holding on to just in case the couple ever splits. A sex tape. Luke Hemmings ("5 Seconds of Summer")/Arzaylea
LAWYER 12/28 **#1**
This A- list celebrity takes his mutual ties with an also ran Presidential contender very seriously. Instead of donating cash though, our celebrity donates the personal services of others.
LAWYER 12/28 **#2**
This foreign born closeted B list mostly television actor on a hit cable show on a cable channel you usually tend to watch less as you age, was all set to go to Key West for the holidays to spend time with some guys he parties with back home. Nope. As part of the deal, his actress "girlfriend" wanted him to be around for Christmas for a bunch of social media snaps and some red carpets she has this week. Gregg Sulkin ("Faking It"/MTV)/Bella Thorne ("Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip")
LAWYER 12/28 **#3**
This former B list mostly television actress turned movie of the week mainstay, turned do nothing, turned reality star, is hiding money from her celebrity husband. Lots of it. She knows there will be a divorce and she has set herself up so she will have plenty of money that he doesnt think exists. She is a better actress than I gave her credit for. Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott
LAWYER 12/28 **#4**
This A- list mostly television actress on a network show that just wont die, was wasted out of her mind on some prescription drugs she got while out of the country. She thought she was a dog, then thought people were attacking her. She was completely out of it for almost 24 hours. If people were not so worried about her dying from them, it was actually pretty funny because she likes to be in control all of the time. Mariska Hargitay "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit"; Ellen Pompeo "Greys Anatomy"
LAWYER 12/28 **#5**
Her boyfriend called in as many favors as he could and sunk a ton of money into the venture to try and save it, but the end of the road is near for yet another failed attempt to get back in front of the camera for this former A- list mostly television actress, turned no one will cast me so had to do my own show which bombed mightily actress/producer. Eva Longoria ("Telenovela")/José Antonio Bastón
LAWYER 12/28 **#6**
This Teen Mom is being passed around by her current significant other to his friends. Well, he is there, so is that really passing around or sharing? Oh, and it is not Farrah. Leah Messer/T.R. Dues
LAWYER 12/28 **#7**
This west coast Housewife might be interested to learn that her pseudo celebrity best friend has hooked up with the husband of our Housewife lots of times. Right under her eyes. Angie Simpson (Cody Simpsons mother)/Yolanda Foster (David) ("Real Housewives of Beverly Hills") or Yolandas "Life Coach" Daisy
LAWYER 12/28 **#8**
Things are getting very serious between this foreign born actress turned singer, turned reality judge, and this singer turned reality judge on the same show as the former actress. For three years they have been on again off again while he deals with his marriage issues, but our actress wants a commitment and in the next couple of weeks is make or break time for the couple. Delta Goodrem/Joel Madden (Nicole Richie) "The Voice - Australia"
LAWYER 12/28 **#9**
Still newlyweds but this B-/C+ list mostly movie actor is cheating on his A-/B+ list mostly television actress wife who is on a hit network show. A long way from where she started in the entertainment world. Joe Manganiello/Sofia Vergara
LAWYER 12/28 **#10**
The one time a year this permanent A+ list mostly movie actor does any kind of shopping is last week. It is also the time that he manages to collect as many phone numbers of women as stops he makes. The guy is a million years old and has treated women like crap for five decades but they still want to be with him. Jack Nicholson
LAWYER 12/28 **#11**
This B list rapper was trying to car shop last week but couldnt get financing to own or to lease, and when he called his A list reality star girlfriend she turned him down to. So, our rapper said he would have to think about it. Guy is pathetic. Tyga/Kylie Jenner
LAWYER 12/28 **#12**
This former A+ list singer turned A- lister/wannabe actress insists that all of her employees now call her Queen. Apparently she thinks she is some kind of Game Of Thrones character now. Lady Gaga
LAWYER 12/28 **#13**
The set up on this one must have taken months. It is only now that the true story of all of this is coming out. Apparently it is coming out from one of the people who most had their life affected. They wanted to know the real story. This is what they have discovered so far. TT was in a relationship. Kind of. The world thought it was heterosexual and there were times when she really wanted to be in a relationship with CD. TT is an actress. B+ probably at this point, but back when this all happened she was A/A- list. Mostly movies. CD was at about the same level. CD hooked up with lots and lots of women but he was always there for TT. Always. He would have been in a long term forever relationship with her but TT just could not see herself in a heterosexual relationship forever. The thing is, CD was growing tired of the back and forth/wavering of TT and wanted to either move on with her or move on with someone else. TT made the decision that she wanted to move on from CD romantically but also wanted to make sure the world left her alone about her sexuality. She wanted to the world convinced she was straight. Not everyone bought her relationship with CD because no one really ever saw the pair together romantically. She wanted the world to see her as straight and if some feelings were hurt in the process, then so be it. It was her life. So, she did what she thought was best. She seduced someone who was married that she was working with and when the time was right called in a pap who busted her with the co-worker in a very compromising, leave no doubt the two were together kind of way. CD had no idea TT was going to do such a thing and decided TT was not the person he thought she was. The person he knew would never do such a thing and it caused a rift in their friendship that has not been repaired. For TTs part, she missed CD, but she had her life now. People would just think she was laying low because of the fallout and would not expect her to be out and about dating, but would be keeping a low profile. That is exactly what she did, but with a series of female relationships. As for her co-worker? He lost everything. It took him years just to get a meet and greet, let alone work while TT just kept right on working.
TT: Kristen Stewart
CD: Robert Pattinson
Who she seduced: Rupert Sanders
GOSSIP 12/28 **#1**
These three Hollywood couples are all friends and all of their marriages are in big trouble! The first couple is married and has kids. She is best known for being part of a famous family and for a television show that is no longer on the air. He has a good job in the music industry. When he travels for work, he simply cant keep it in his pants. She tries to shadow him whenever possible, but she has a good life and her kids and her house in Los Angeles and cant follow him around 24/7. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
GOSSIP 12/28 **#2**
These three Hollywood couples are all friends and all of their marriages are in big trouble! She is best known for her film work. Almost always light and funny films. In fact, wed estimate that she does five upbeat roles for every somber role. Well, things are rarely funny at home. She got married much too quickly and to someone whose darker mood does not match her own sunny personality. Why did they rush to get married? The first reason is that they were encouraged to get married by the first couple. The second reason is because the clock is ticking. Even if the marriage goes down, she wants a baby out of this. Out of the three couples, she is unlikely to be the first to announce a split. She is really trying to make it work. Since she and her husband are like night and day, though, its not looking good right now. Not Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. Cameron Diaz/Benji Madden
GOSSIP 12/28 **#3**
These three Hollywood couples are all friends and all of their marriages are in big trouble! The woman in this third couple is also an actress and is close friends with the woman in the second couple. She has been married more than once. This marriage certainly seemed a bit more thoughtful and serious by comparison, but even thats not enough to hold it together. Neither of them are bad people. They just come from two different kinds of families and two completely different worlds, and her world completely overshadows his. She has the name, the fame, the money, the enduring career. He well, he doesnt have much of a career to phone home about. At least she got the child/ren she always wanted out of the marriage. Drew Barrymore/Will Kopelman
GOSSIP 12/28 **#4**
This former TV girl is now married to an athlete. She may not be telling the whole truth about a family member. "The way she has behaved through all of this is disgusting! Her brother was diagnosed with schizophrenia in his early twenties. His meds werent working and he started using drugs to try to quiet the voices in his head. He knew he had a problem, and he asked her and her husband repeatedly for help to go to rehab, but they refused. Instead, they did everything they could to distance themselves from him. They could have helped him and they could have done so much to lessen the stigma of mental illness, but they were more concerned about their oh-so-perfect image. They thought it would reflect badly on them if people knew that there was mental illness and drug use in their family, so they just ignored him. When he disappeared, she spent her time talking to their PR people about how they could spin this so that they wouldnt look like the bad guys. Kristin Cavallari/Jay Cutler (the death of her brother)
NAUGHTY GOSSIP has confirmed that a real housewife from the EAST COAST has been cast in the upcoming Celebrity Apprentice with Arnold Schwarzenegger. The show is moving to LA and the REAL HOUSEWIFE has already made arrangement to move WEST for the 5 week shooting schedule. She has arranged for her kids care and even found a friend to look after her doggie while she is away. "This is a huge deal for her as everyone will be watching the new season with Arnold. It will show she is more than a reality show. She is a business person and plans to win the whole show," sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP." "We are thrilled to be opening a powerful new chapter in the story of the Apprentice franchise," said Paul Telegdy, president of alternative and late night programming for NBC Entertainment. "Arnold Schwarzenegger is the epitome of a global brand in entertainment and business, and his accomplishments in the political arena speak for themselves. It was Arnolds personal passion for the format that Mark Burnett and Donald Trump built over the last decade, as well as his fresh take on how to take it to new heights for todays audiences, that made him the man to hire. The Celebrity Apprentice will be back!" "I have always been a huge fan of The Celebrity Apprentice and the way it showcases the challenges and triumphs of business and teamwork," Schwarzenegger said in a statement. "I am thrilled to bring my experience to the boardroom and to continue to raise millions for charity. Lets get started!"
STREET KING 12/28
Todays blind item is notoriously known for spinning samples, his known method for puttin in work. Most recently, this Mount Vernon man enlisted three Ms for the purpose of sending his Revolt pass past go. Perhaps he wasnt lyin when he previously recruited one (now-deceased) legendary emcee, to publicly proclaim a certain inability to refrain from stopping an unsaid conquest. Just ask Shyne. Our mystery man would have you believe he had no intent by calling his very own Coke-Cowboy to make a million dollar mark. Its suspected to be the catalysts latest pub-play, reportedly based on anything but generosity. After all, he is Revoltin and that supposed donation of seven-figures is a suspected decoy of smoke and mirrors. Dont believe me Just ask the Burnin Bromancer our blind item made first introduction to with the all girl-group, Dream. Dig it: "Blog sites _______ & Shade Room wouldnt dare to write a bad story about _______. Kenny Burns isnt just _______ s part time lover, he also holds down the social media for him!" Hes a Harlem-shakin coattail-rider who may have proven confused, after apparently displaying indecision over his many names. Sean "P Diddy" Combs (gave French Montana a million dollar bonus, which he donated it to charity)
LAWYER 12/29 **#1**
This A+ list mostly movie actor is quietly selling off possessions at a record pace. Apparently the IRS had some questions about some deductions and some sketchy foundations and now he has having to pay off a massive tax bill. As in $30-40M tax bill. Guess he will keep on filming franchise installments. Tom Cruise (selling homes In England, Hollywood Hills and Telluride)
LAWYER 12/29 **#2**
This is pretty messed up. This former A- list actress from television and movies who made a bad career move and ended up at B+, got back together for two minutes with her hound dog expression actor ex-boyfriend. Then, at a party she met this holiday A list singer and ended up hooking up with him despite meeting him while he was with his girlfriend. She then dumped the ex again.
Actress: Amanda Seyfried
Ex-boyfriend: Justin Long
A list singer: Josh Groban
Girlfriend: Kat Dennings
LAWYER 12/29 **#3**
This exchange will show you why I dislike this former Disney tweener turned wannabe actress who is probably B+. Actress Could you please move. (At least she said please) We are trying to take a selfie and you are in the way. Random family We cant really go anywhere because we are eating lunch. Our actress was taking a selfie with two of her friends and behind her was the patio area of a restaurant where a family of four was seated and eating. It was ridiculous. Our actress finally gave up and moved the picture to a different area a few feet away. Bella Thorne
LAWYER 12/29 **#4**
This closeted B list rapper who has an A list girlfriend and A list problems, sure is trying to hide the relationship he has with a waiter that the waiter says is sexual. Tyga (Kylie Jenner)
LAWYER 12/29 **#5**
KINDNESS: While out Christmas shopping, this acting teacher/jack of all trades who tries to keep a theatre for kids afloat, ran into this foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee/amazing person. They had met previously on a movie where our acting teacher had a small role and they got to talking. One thing led to another and our actress dropped in to the theatre to run lines and hang out with the kids for an hour and also wrote a check which will keep the place open for another year. Helen Mirren
LAWYER 12/29 **#6**
Apparently this foreign born A list reality star/mogul has become really lazy when cheating on his significant other. He doesnt even bother to have sex any longer. It is all about being orally serviced while he e-mails and texts on his phone. Simon Cowell/Lauren Silverman
LAWYER 12/29 **#7**
This B list mostly movie actor now that his hit cable show is off the air, got a surprise visit from federal agents over the holidays who wanted to speak to our actors girlfriend. She and her family have always been trouble. Charlie Hunnam ("Sons of Anarchy")/Morgana McNelis ("illegal" pot dispensary)
LAWYER 12/29 **#8**
This B list mostly movie actress from multiple franchises that seem to have taken a very long break, had a handful of her significant others hair in her hand after a fight in a restaurant parking lot the other night. Zoe Saldana/Marco Perego
LAWYER 12/29 **#9**
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress has had a bad couple of weeks. She has seen the new generation of actresses from her country and it doesnt include her. Her castmates on her current endeavor dont really like her because she doesnt talk to them. She has never been a friendly sort which is ok in movies and on sets but not in her current situation. It is just awkward. Her husband has been talking about taking a break. Just not a good month for the actress. Keira Knightley (Broadway show "Thérèse Raquin" bad reviews) (Keira Knightley Gets Compared to Daisy Ridley Quite Often)
LAWYER 12/29 **#10**
Even to me, this is strange. This A list mogul/part-time reality star/part-time singer/rapper, paired off this A- list mostly television actress from a hit network show, with a guy he hooked up with a few months earlier. Apparently he thought it would be a good match. The actress has no idea about the hookup. Sean "P Diddy" Combs/Taraji P. Henson/Kelvin Hayden
LAWYER 12/29 **#11**
This former A list tweener actress from back in the day, turned B lister, just found out from her son that her ex-husband is hooking up with her best friend. Former best friend? Kim Richards ("The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills")/Gregg Davis/Brandi Glanville
LAWYER 12/29 **#12**
This buried so deep in the closet Im surprised he even sees daylight B- list celebrity/part-time reality star, was getting yelled at by his "girlfriend" because he promised her a photo shoot and a meet and greet with a designer. He did neither and she was letting him have it. He probably called it a lovers quarrel. Jonathon Cheban "Keeping Up With the Kardashians"
LAWYER 12/29 **#13**
No one was quite sure why this foreign born, B list mostly movie actress who has been in multiple big movie franchises married her husband. It was a rush job. She was rebounding and wanted to show her ex that she could find someone after she found him in bed with another woman. Our actress hooked up with a guy she knew forever and convinced him it was love. Honestly, even with what I know about her I understand why the guy didnt say no. I am ok with him saying yes. It might have worked out and he is not going to have to cough up anything if they get divorced. There is just one small problem. A tiny one really. No, she is not pregnant. She is far too into herself to ever let that happen. The thing is that she wants to get divorced but her boyfriend doesnt want her to. See, she thinks if she gets divorced then she can start hanging out in public with this foreign born former A list singer turned B lister more known for who he married. He is finally turning the whole PR thing around and doesnt want anything to interfere with that. Plus, he loves having people think he is single. He spends as much time with other people as possible and is enjoying the single life. If he shows up in public with the actress all of that will be gone. Plus, she is not always the most reliable when it comes to making public statements and might let it slip that she was married when they started hooking up and may have even hooked up a few times while he was married. With her still involved in a marriage at least as far as the public sees, it gives him a lot of alone time with others which he loves. He is in no rush for her to announce she is getting divorced because then he would have to put up or shut up.
B list actress: Alice Eve
Franchises: "Sex and the City 2"; "Men in Black 3"; "Star Trek Into Darkness"; "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb"; "Entourage"
Husband: "high school sweetheart", financier Alex Cowper-Smith
Her ex: poet Adam O'Riordan
Boyfriend: Chris Martin
Thanks to a NAUGHTY GOSSIP loyal reader, we spotted a late night host buying a penis pump in NYC! Sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP that the poor guy is always saying he would like to have a bigger penis, and has made it no secret that he is not hung like JUSTIN BIEBER. The host is loved, but recently has been getting a little bit of negative press. We have the PUMP worked and brought a little happiness to you over the holidays WINK! Jimmy Fallon
GOSSIP 12/29 **#1**
Normally, the announcement of a pregnancy is joyous news. In this case, though, the timing might just be awkward. How do you announce that you are pregnant and divorcing at the same time? Do you make the announcements concurrently or sequentially? Either approach would result in speculation about timing and infidelity and paternity, which, of course, would just add to the scandal! If the pregnancy continues, our best guess is that they will stall on the divorce announcement until after the baby is born. Like we said awkward. Kerry Washington & Nnamdi Asomugha
GOSSIP 12/29 **#2**
After Glee actor Mark Sallings arrest this morning for possession of child pornography, these two male stars better start worrying about their own photo collections! The first is a singer. He actually took many of the photos of the underage girls with his own phone. These were fans who he picked up after concerts and brought back to his hotel room. He had sex with them, and then kept the photos as souvenirs of his conquests. Thats child porn, people. The second is an actor who started out as a teen heartthrob. He has been on the receiving end of photos of naked young girls for years. He has no idea how old most of them are. If he especially liked a photo, he would send it to one or more people on his phone list. If ANY of these girls came forward and could prove that he knew how old they were, he would be arrested and charged with possession and distribution of child pornography.
LAWYER 12/30 **#1**
This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor who ruined at least one marriage, not including his own with his womanizing, has always had a tempter. The spittle was flying as he yelled at an airline employee who felt the full wrath of how important our actor still thinks he is and how he thinks he is better than everyone else. It seems the employee held his ground and would not make an exception for the tool of an actor. Russell Crowe (hoverboard policy)
LAWYER 12/30 **#2**
At this point, this foreign born one hit wonder who took the world by storm for several months, needs an intervention. Her addiction to plastic surgery is out of control and now she is telling friends she wants to look like those women who have transformed themselves into Barbie and even remove ribs. Iggy Azalea
LAWYER 12/30 **#3**
I have heard of having sex for tracks or trading drugs for tracks, but this is the first time I have heard of trading attending a Christmas party for tracks. Apparently though, this A list in her mind singer/diva/actress/reality host did such a thing by attending a Christmas party. In return, this former A+ list rapper turned no one knows what he is any longer, agreed to contribute a couple of tracks to her next record and agreed to produce several additional tracks. Jennifer Lopez/Kanye West- attending Kris Jenners holiday party (Kris Jenners Christmas party)
LAWYER 12/30 **#4**
While people passed out from the heat waiting for this former A- list tweener actress turned A-/B+ list singer to show up and perform, our singer was having a great time riding rides at a park and having security show everyone what a big shot she thinks she is. Three hours after she was due to perform, our singer finally showed up and delivered one of her meh performances that lasted just a few minutes. She then acted like she had done the fans a favor and skipped everything else she was supposed to do. Ariana Grande/Walt Disney World "Disneys Christmas Day" parade in Orlando, Florida
LAWYER 12/30 **#5**
This still technically married, still allegedly trying to save her marriage, B+ list mostly movie actress with A+ list name recognition, might be dating that former A list network television actor who was fired from his show like the piece of crud he is. The thing is, if she is dating him he is not telling his girlfriend or his wife who he has been promising that he is being faithful to, while they see if they can work things out. Jennifer Garner/Patrick Dempsey
LAWYER 12/30 **#6**
Apparently one of the reasons this B+ list musician with much higher name recognition from a B list band who seems to live in his shadow, is having so many issues with his significant other is that he hooked up with his married B list celebrity ex from a celebrity family.
LAWYER 12/30 **#7**
This boytoy of an A list reality star was making out with a waiter the other night next to a deck leading to the water. Corey Gamble/Kris Jenner
LAWYER 12/30 **#8**
She is just not a one man woman. The guy who broke up his marriage to have sex with this celebrity chef thinks it is true love and that she is being faithful to him after never being faithful to anyone. Nope. She is sexting another guy while she is away with the guy who thinks he is the only one for her. Giada De Laurentiis (Shane Farley)
LAWYER 12/30 **#9**
Who knew that this pro hooker, turned former C+ list reality star, turned part-time reality star when her former bff allows her on the show, was making money connecting men and women. Previously our former hooker had to pay a referral fee and now she is collecting one. Her most recent collection came from this former A list reality star, turned celebrity, turned reality star, turned a million other things. Brittny Gastineau (bbf Kim Kardashian)/Bethenny Frankel "Real Housewives of New York City"
LAWYER 12/30 **#10**
This foreign born former almost A+ list mostly movie actor who is an A-/A depending on the movie, is spending a whole lot less time with the boy he thought was his son since he found out the boy is not really his son. He is not sure who the dad is and the celebrity mom/ex-wife is not sharing. Orlando Bloom (Flynn)/Miranda Kerr
LAWYER 12/30 **#11**
As her income has shown a steady decline and a boyfriend has helped drain her savings, this B-/C+ list mostly movie actress who has gone from big box office to straight to on demand kind of stuff, she has turned to crack from coke. The thing is, it is really making her looks go to hell and her already tiny frame is even smaller. Ashley Greene/Paul Khoury
LAWYER 12/30 **#12**
This permanent A list country singer stood outside an airport terminal last week before the holiday and soon had a crowd of about ten people listening to his stories as they went through about five joints. He then said farewell, passed out all his remaining joints to the assembled people and went to board his flight. Willie Nelson
LAWYER 12/30 **#13**
So far, the bribes have been flowing from this former A list celebrity/registered sex offender/child molester to keep him from being deported. The money and the passing around of women has been enough. Now though, there is a big problem. Our former A lister has a huge temper. Legendary. He also hates women. Pretends to like them, but hates them. Beats them. Punches them. Abuses them. A miserable example of a human being. Apparently last month, while his significant other was at home, our former celebrity, permanently damaged the eye of a woman when he punched her. According to what I have heard and it has been from a couple different people, she was fairly inexperienced and our former celebrity was not pleased with her performance or the areas of her body she was willing to have penetrated. So, he did what he usually does in that situation and punched her and then raped her. While he was raping her, he kept punching her. It has caused a big enough outrage in the tiny town that people want him arrested. So far, he has passed enough cash to not be arrested. Some people want him gone completely which is the last thing he wants. The thing is, even with this hanging over his head he is still bringing in new women all the time. Joe Francis
GOSSIP 12/30 **#1**
hen we talk about a celebrity having plastic surgery, the celebrity is usually female. In this case, we are going to tell you about a male star who had some plastic surgery and now cant stop taking his clothes off! "Hes never been fat, but hes always been flabby and a little embarrassed about taking his shirt off. Rather than watching his diet and hitting the gym hard, he took a shortcut. He checked out everything (liposuction, tummy tuck, ab implants, ab etching) and finally got a combination done last year. He was very sick after the surgery (and missed a key performance) but now hes happy with the result. The funny thing was that he suddenly had this six-pack but the rest of him was still all soft and flabby! His friends teased him so much about it that he finally started going to the gym so the rest of his body wouldnt look like a mismatch!" So, if you were wondering why this famous under-40 male rapper/singer suddenly started taking his shirt off this year, now you know. And now you also know that those "rock-hard" abs are courtesy of a skilled surgeon (although we are sure the musician will duck any accusations of plastic surgery)! Drake
GOSSIP 12/30 **#2**
If you think that this super athlete will be coming out of the closet next year, you need to read this! He is revered all over the world as a top athlete. He is incredibly handsome. He makes tens of millions of dollars a year in endorsements. Gorgeous women volunteer to beard for him. Other women are willing to bear his children for cash. He has it all, and he will continue to have it all as long as he continues to play it straight! As long as upholds the image of a handsome, athletic, straight man who is loved by women and admired by other men, he never has to get married, and he is able to spend his free time horsing around with his male "friends." He will definitely not come out next year. But he will have a new beard! This will be a long-term gig, so he and his team are taking their time and choosing REALLY carefully. There are lots of eager candidates (mostly models, a couple of actresses), but no contracts have been signed yet. If they can get someone signed, you should expect to see him with his new "girlfriend" this spring. Cristiano Ronaldo
GOSSIP 12/30 **#3**
This pop star is totally going to play the victim in her upcoming divorce. She knew exactly what she was doing in her first fake marriage and exactly what she was doing in her second fake marriage. Wed say all this out loud, but we wouldnt know what name to call her. Maybe we should ask her girlfriend? Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini (Kimberley Walsh)
LAWYER 12/31 **#1**
This former A- list mostly movie actor who had his solo chances after the end of his franchise, is trying to regain his status. One of the ways is going back to his old standby of pretending he is dating someone of the opposite sex. It never lasts because he is never open with the women. He just takes them out and they think they are dating a straight guy. After a few weeks when he stops calling, they move on. Taylor Lautner or Kellen Lutz "Twilight"
LAWYER 12/31 **#2**
Unable to get a second child from where he got his first because that was a huge deal, this A+ list athlete in the rest of the world and A-/B+ here, is looking for a new surrogate to have his new child. I wonder when he retires if he will ever open up about everything. Cristiano Ronaldo
LAWYER 12/31 **#3**
Under the guise of a vacation and meeting with investors for future projects, this foreign born A list (only in action movies) mostly movie actor has spent the past few days indulging in his favorite past time. Having sex with barely legal male teens. Meanwhile, his barely an actress girlfriend just poses for paps and shops. Jason Statham/Rose Huntington-Whitleley
LAWYER 12/31 **#4**
This B list celebrity based solely on the name she received as an offspring, and have family, have been quietly using their access to red carpet events and voters at those events to try and garner votes for Going Clear as best documentary at the Academy Awards. Riley Koegh (grandfather: Elvis Presley/mother: Lisa Marie Presley)
LAWYER 12/31 **#5**
Why do all the tabloids fall for this? For the second time in as many years or maybe it is three years. Anyway, this A list reality star with a side job she would prefer to be her only one, is not dating the foreign born A list boy bander who may not have a boy band to go back to in the future. He likes guys. Im not even sure if she likes guys to be honest. Lets just say her last few hookups were not with guys. Kendall Jenner/Harry Styles
LAWYER 12/31 **#6**
Another dont believe the hype or tabloids is that this permanent A list singer who is also an Academy Award winner/nominee for acting is not dying. Well, not yet anyway. She has about six more comeback/last chance/never again tours in her. Cher
LAWYER 12/31 **#7**
This married creepy old dude who is probably a permanent A list celebrity despite looking like a famous cartoon character, kept making the woman he was with the other night stand up in front of people and turn around so everyone could see that he was with someone young and willing to dress like a THOT. It was pretty embarrassing for people to watch. Larry King
LAWYER 12/31 **#8**
This former flash in the pan A list mostly movie actress who got that way by flashing, has seen a slowly steady decline to her career punctuated by well, not by much unless you count straight to on demand/DVD a career. But, hey she has another chance now on television. Anyway, not one to miss a chance to show you she is a perfect mom, she saw some cameras and snatched her kid from the nanny. Our actress then paraded him in front of the cameras before passing him back to the nanny and taking a separate ride home. Sharon Stone (leaving LAX)
LAWYER 12/31 **#9**
I dont think it is probably a good idea for this B- list celebrity/reality movie star to be dating a B- list celebrity/former reality star who likes to get wasted every chance she gets on pills and things that are much more potent. So far, she has not done it in front of him much, but it is only a matter of time. Kat Von D/Steve-O
LAWYER 12/31 **#10**
In a surefire way to ensure a breakup, this closeted A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee, got the initials of her lover tattooed right above her bikini line.
LAWYER 12/31 **#11**
This married B list actor/standup comic/host who certainly is not shy about expressing his opinions, says that when he has sex with hookers it is not cheating on his wife because it is just about sex. Jay Mohr
LAWYER 12/31 **#12**
Usually this former B+ list mostly movie actress turned pretty much failed television actress with a name that keeps her in the B range sticks to her quiet use of drugs and adult diaper fetish. Always at home. She never really makes a dent in the tabloids because she stays quiet and in the shadows. Dating a married man and doing so publicly or as public as it gets for her, is going to force her into the light which might bring all of her other secrets out too. Selma Blair (David Foster)
LAWYER 12/31 **#13**
KINDNESS: I thought I would end the year in the big blinds with a kindness. Hopefully the world will pay it forward in 2016 and be a much nicer place for all. This actress was B+ list at one point. Big almost network show. She has been around for what seems like forever but has not even broken 30 yet. After a big life event she has been spending a lot of time at home. Lots. Meanwhile her actor husband has been working a lot. Lots. So, our actress has been spending a lot of time alone. Wanting to do something, but not ready to return to acting quite yet, our actress heard about a program which tries to provide a great Christmas for military families who have a member stationed overseas. After so many years acting and also singing, our actress knows everyone. Yes, even Gwyneth Paltrow. Apparently she talked the Goopster into a very big donation and a whole bunch of overpriced gifts. By the time our actress was finished she had raised enough money and found enough gifts to provide a holiday for over 300 military families. She even managed to fly home every single person she could who had leave but couldnt afford the flight. For three months, this is what she did day and night. Leighton Meester ("Gossip Girl") had a baby in September/Adam Brody
GOSSIP 12/31 **#1**
Suge Knight is an American record producer, and the founder of Death Row records. He has had beefs with many artists including Diddy, Biggy Smalls, and Kanye West and has been to prison multiple times. According to a recent guest on a hip hop radio show, Suge Knight once forced a male music artist to get on his knees and perform oral sex on him. The woman, Jada (who once worked for Mally Mall), was a guest on Lip Service with Angela Yee. Jada has been around the hip hop scene for a long time and knows a lot of what goes on behind the scenes. At one point, Angela asked Jada if the rumors about Tyga being serviced by a transgender woman were true. Jada said that she believed it was true and then told a story about Suge Knight. [BG Note: We have edited the discussion to make it readable.] "Im not going to say any names, but you know that whole little Vegas-to-LA circle of people? Before Tyga was around, there were rumors that Suge Knight kind of [giggles]. When Suge Knight got out of jail for the first time, he wanted to get his feet back in the streets and shit. Rumors have it that Suge Knight had to make a little power play on another person that was trying to be poppin in that city you know, a male producer/artist and made the nigga drop to his knees and suck his dick. And the guy did it because he was a pussy nigga and dropped to his knees and Suge said "I just did this time in prison and this is how I show or this is how niggas in the pen show that these niggas are bitches." But I dont understand that because I see that as homosexuality to let another nigga suck your dick. But Suge Knight is Suge Knight, and thank god hes under the bus right now and cant catch me (telling this story)!" Suge Knight is currently in prison for murder. He ran over two men (including a rival record executive) in a hit and run last year. He has been claiming everything from blindness to a brain tumor to try to get out from under the charges.
GOSSIP 12/31 **#2**
Normally, when fake celebrity relationships have run their course (or their contract), the two part amicably and move on. This one is different. We hear that this "couple" may actually be doubling down on their faux status! They are having so much fun and getting so much attention for being a couple, they are talking about doing a fake engagement next year! Of course that doesnt mean that they have transitioned from fake to real. The truth is that he already has a woman that he sees in real life. She is not a celebrity. Shes fine with staying in the background while he gets photographed with his fake celebrity girlfriend.
GOSSIP 12/31 **#3**
This singer had an album to sell. This model needed to knock the story of her hospital stay out of the headlines. She needed a positive story line. Both of them are constantly plagued by rumors about their sexuality. Sooo Lets kiss! Of course their fans all went completely crazy. He sold more albums. People stopped asking her why she really went to the hospital. Shes got a new story line. And of course he loves girls and she loves boys. Mission accomplished in four seconds! Cant wait to see whos kissing whom at midnight! Harry Styles/ Kendall Jenner (hospital stay)
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