NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/01
Here comes the custody battle! But before you decide that the kids need to
be taken away from him and given to her, theres something you should
know. Selecting which of these two parents is best is like choosing the lesser
of two evils. He has told people that he believes hes managing his
sobriety well if he "only binges on crack twice a month." But hes not
the only one with a drug problem. She has one, too. Thats right. His
ex is a crack addict, too. The two of them bonded over drugs, and they have
spent much of their relationship smoking white rocks together (including
during a recent group vacation). She needs rehab, too, but she is is hoping
that right now she looks like the responsible parent compared to him. So,
who will get the kids? Him? Her? His other ex? A family member? This custody
battle is going to be epic. However, nobody will likely come out of this
a winner. Least of all the children.
Brooke
Mueller
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/01
If this former A list female singer goes to rehab, it won't be just for booze.
There is a lot more going on than just drinking.
Christina
Aguilera
3.
BUZZFOTO
03/01
When this A list actress told her B list costar that she wanted to do something
special on Christmas for all of the cast and crew of the film they were
finishing, the B lister couldnt be bothered and made excuses so she
wouldnt have to help. The A lister did an individualized Secret Santa
for everyone involved in production and tried to personalize the gifts as
best as possible. When everyone got the presents and people tried to find
out who to thank, the B lister decided to start dropping hints that she was
the one that gave out the gifts. It is generally known on set of the film
that the B lister has a kind and generous heart, even though it was the A
lister who did the giving. Angela Bassett/Paula Patton "Jumping the Broom";
Nicole Kidman/Jennifer Aniston "Just Go With It"; Kate Hudson/Ginnifer Goodwin
"Something Borrowed"
4.
BOSSIP
03/02
Life as a superstar sans a steady man isnt all its cracked up
to be
at least for some people. Insiders say that one sexy starlet
is ready to have someone put a ring on asap. The entertainer is on
the prowl for Mr. Right and her ideal candidate is a well-known NBA player.
All Star weekend was prime hunting time for the triple threat; whos
been at several major events attempting to put a full court press on the
particularly handsome and wealthy hoopstar. The bronzed beauty
hoped her rumored skills, and were not talking about her dancing, crooning
or acting, would woo the potential suitor into making a slam dunk, but not
so much. Shes hot. Shes paid. She famous. So why cant she
seal the deal. Apparently, the screen gems known for going "Waiting
to Exhale" when relationships dont pan out and the ballers calling
a foul. The drama queen better change her M.O. or her next big role with
be in "Home Alone". Brandy
5.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/02
So, this recovering former A list tweener was out the other night and this
is what her boyfriend said to her. "One drink is not going to hurt you baby."
Yeah, her celebrity boyfriend has always been a sleaze and always will be.
Demi
Lovato/Wilmer Valderrama
6.
BUZZFOTO
03/02
This underage B list actress from television and film is currently not speaking
to her parents because of some sort of falling out. She ran away several
months ago and lived in her car for a few days until friends took her in.
Taylor Momsen
7.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/03 **#1**
Andy Dick phoned in to the Howard Stern show today. Before Andy hung up,
he told the crew about a drug-fueled tryst he once had with a "very famous"
actressa "very famous" actress he refused to name: "We were both out
of it. We were doing anything we could get our hands on. We were alone. I
was going down on her." When Andy was finished downtown, he went to kiss
her and immediately fell asleep: "I passed out on her, woke up and had wet
myself." Winona Ryder; Drew Barrymore; Pam Anderson; Courtney
Love
8.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/03 **#2**
This relationship between an actress and athlete is over, but here are a
couple of the more interesting details. Their relationship was purely sexual.
She would fly anywhere complete with the child/ren and nanny
just to have sex with him. When he was ready for her, she would announce
"Its naptime!" (the couples code word for sex) and then have
the nanny watch after the kid/s while the couple went at it very loudly in
the next room. She would text her friends about all the intimate details
of their encounters (such as "I just love his big cock, it feels so good
inside me"). She also had a penchant for texting during sex, saying such
things as "Were in the middle of naptime and heres what were
doing.
Kate
Hudson/Alex Rodriguez
9.
BUZZFOTO
03/03
This celebrity couple is getting a lot of buzz but like so many other couples
out there that have folks fooled, this relationship is also a setup. Arranged
by publicists and management. Each celebrity in the arrangement gets something
out of it. He gets a piece of what hes wanted for a really long time
and she gets to ride on all the extra publicity. We love both of the young
stars, but cant believe anyone is really buying it. No matter how sincere
they might seem.
Chord
Overstreet/Taylor Swift
10.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/03
It looks like that no matter how much money you make, you can still be cheap,
and not a gentleman. When this A list baseball player takes out his A-list
actress girlfriend, he has a price limit of how much he will spend. It is
embarrassingly low. Like barely more than McDonald's low. So, inevitably,
despite him making way more money, our actress picks up the check for almost
everything all the time.
Alex
Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz
11.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/04
Lets hope an embattled Singer doesnt take on too much too soon.
El Debarge; Aretha Franklin
2. Which Oscar nominee has been making up for his previous lack of action with the ladies by sleeping his way around the film circuit? Jesse Eisenberg
3. Which high-profile journalist's girlfriend slept with another man in his bed while he was off chasing a story? Let's hope she changed the sheets before his deadline.
13.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/04
Crotch Uh-Lastic Losing Sleep as Well as His Mind? The secret is that
Crotch
Uh-Lastic is the real badass in the bedroom. Charlie Sheen wishes he
had the originality, hotness and stamina this guy hasno three-minute
sex for our handsome Crotch! But there remains a problem with Crotchy, and
it isn't that he's not getting enough sleep or that he picked up some muscle
dude who didn't exactly sign a confidentiality agreement. It's something
far more serious: Friends to Crotch really think he might be losing his mind.
Sleep deprivation, for instance, can't suddenly lead to screwing women when
you've shown no inclination toward doing so in the past. Uh-Lastic's pals
were totally going "WTF, dude?" when they found out Crotch had done it with
a chick recently. Really, that is so Toothy Tile and completely beneath Crotch's
strong convictions to never live his life for the public. (He's insisted
this to friends many times.) Maybe he was just curious? Bat-s--t bonkers
and totally out of his gourd, is more like it. Crotch's friends are truly
worried that their talented bud is less and less himself these days. Angry.
Sullen. More tired than ever. Not even fun to be around when he gets high,
which is a lotmore so than usual, lately, too. Now he's having sex
with a woman, whereas he's only had sex with guys in the past, and chewing
out his friends, too. "He's totally lost it," as one of Mr. Uh-Lastic's amigos
put it. Or is he just getting worried about that career of his? Hmmm. We'll
have to see about this one. AND IT AIN'T: Jake Gyllenhaal, Justin Timberlake,
Alexander Skarsgård. James Franco
14.
BUZZFOTO
03/04
This little known star on a childrens network just had a hush-hush moment
after getting so drunk this week that she threw up on the floor of a local
7-11. It was all made right when mommy manager swooped in and saved her with
a stack of twenties in the cashiers pocket.
15.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 03/04
1. Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood gay clique? All have
either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown. Bradley
Cooper; James Franco; Zac Efron; Jake Gyllenhaal; Zachary Quinto; Chace Crawford;
Mathew Morrison; Shia LeBeouf; Alex Pettyfer; Ed Westwick.
2. Which Oscar nominee has been making up for his previous lack of action with the ladies by sleeping his way around the film circuit?
3. Which high-profile journalist's girlfriend slept with another man in his bed while he was off chasing a story? Let's hope she changed the sheets before his deadline.
16.
BUZZFOTO
03/07
This B-ish television/movie star loves to bake and just bought part of an
upscale bakery in New York. She keeps it secret that at least once a week
when her schedule permits she goes into the bakery in the early morning hours
to help bake the goods because she enjoys it so much. Based on her figure
she isnt eating any of her creations, but we hear theyre delicious.
Blake Lively
17.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 03/07
The fans of a certain primetime actor will double their pleasure by
seasons end, when their favorite star pops up in a dual role. Is this
a case of an "evil twin" (viva Grant Putnam!), an unexplained doppelganger
(remember Peter Brady and Arthur Owens?), or the increasingly trendy alt-universe
counterpart? Im not at liberty to say, because the reveal is meant
to be quite the finale-time showstopper. (And trust me, it will be.) I can
only part with this one hint: The show in question is a drama. Also, Im
personally curious to see the performer in question share his/her take on
this "double take."
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/07
So, this future Hall Of Famer has a celebrity girlfriend, but he still shows
he has heart and compassion. A while back, there was a young boy who had
cancer. Prognosis was not hopeless, but not great. Being that he was just
shy of being a teenager the Make A Wish Foundation granted him his wish to
meet the New York Yankees. He did. It was at Yankee stadium, before a game.
The Make A Wish people were amazing. He was brought onto the field while
the players were warming up for the game. He was told that the players knew
why he was there and they would each come over, one by one, talk for a minute
or two and pose for a picture. And they did. Our player though did a lot
more then that. He stayed and talked for much more then a few minutes. And
it wasn't the obligatory "hang in there kid" talk. It was real talk. Joking
around, talking about music, movies, baseball etc.. cheerful things.. very
authentic. The boy, who has recovered now still has the picture and nothing
but love for our player.
Derek
Jeter
19..
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/07 **#1**
We really thought that this successful funny man was done with the whole
bearding mishegas. After all, he did get a divorce and has been pretty much
living as an openly gay man. So why in the world would he get married again?
Well, consider this mystery solved. He is still gay, but he believes he was
more successful when people perceived him as a heterosexual man. His next
live-action film is scheduled for release in 2012, so well see then
if the whole married man act pays off at the box office.
Mike
Myers
20.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/07 **#2**
So, now that the lead has been fired, theres no more show, right? Wrong!
Its much too valuable a brand to simply abandon. So a decision has
already been made that the show will go on. And, yes, they will be recasting
the lead (although they may introduce him as a new character)! The showrunners
are trying to make this all happen very quickly (within the next week) so
that they can capitalize on the publicity, and get people excited about the
new actor. They also want to send a very clear message to any other prima
donna actors out there: you are all replaceable. In case youre wondering,
the four top candidates for this part are well-known male actors who are
all over the age of 30, who are all believable as rogues, and most
importantly who have a history of being consummate professionals.
Walking into the lead role of a top-rated show can be daunting, but, frankly,
any of these four guys could easily pull it off.
Fired:
Charlie Sheen "Two and a Half Men"
Replacement: Ashton Kutcher
21.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/07
Red Hot Strippa Caged by Angry Douche! Last time we checked in on Strippa
Rip-Ya, her sad story was getting worse. That abusive hubby of hers, Caesar
Anchovy-Arse, was causing a drunk ruckus by showing up to a photo shoot where
he proceeded to take his verbal barrage semi-public by pointing out all her
flaws in front of work colleagues. So did Rip-Ya's shocked acquaintances
ever say anything to her? Some tried. "She's in more denial than she ever
has been," dishes a source close to SRY who is familiar with the sad, sad
sitch. Continues the concerned pal: "Her career is red hot right now, so
she just won't hear anyone out. She thinks if she ignores the problem long
enough it will just go away." But it won't, as long as she's with that dude
of hers. Sure, since she's the bigger celeb in the marriage you would think
that would make Caesar pipe down andmore importantlylay off,
but it doesn't. We may not be experts at anything but gossip, but if you
ask us the higher Strippa's star rises, the worse her situation will be at
home. Anchovy-Arse is a twerp and an abuser. He's a total loser, so, the
only way he feels he can show he's the man of the household (since he's not
the money maker) is to show it physically. It's just horribleand so
Paleozoic Era. Why doesn't he just use his club to express himself, instead
of that nasty-ass mouth of his. Not to mention his hands. It's going to take
a serious injury before Strippa gets it through her head this guy is bad
news for her and her kids. But denial is a dangerous place to be in, and
right now SRP has set up shop. And it Ain't: Kendra Wilkinson, Natalie Portman,
Christina Aguilera. Jennifer Lopez
22.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 03/08
Who's Got a Bun In the Oven? Tis the season when producers begin
villainously twirling mustaches as they concoct season-ending cliffhangers
that they hope will torture us all summer long. And the execs at one show
an hourlong drama, and a popular one at that! have come up
with a doozie. According to an insider, the series in question will end its
season by revealing that one of its major female characters is pregnant!
The news will catch everyone by surprise, no one more so than the mommy and
daddy-to-be, who werent exactly trying to have a child. The baby boom
will also come as a shock for another reason, but to give that away would
narrow the field of candidates too much. However, Ill leave you with
one clue: Unlike Gossip Girls climactic reveal that Georgina was pregnant
in its May 2010 season finale, in this case there will be no mystery about
the identity of the father. Christina and Owen "Greys
Anatomy"
23.
BUZZFOTO
03/08
This aging actress who was B list in television in her time, has been going
into a medical clinic to be treated for several STDs. She tells friends
shes volunteering at a local Womens shelter but its only
to explain her weekly appointments.
24.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/08
Several years ago, Celeb 1 was the star of a TV show. Although she never
worked with Celeb 2, Celeb 2 publicly said some nasty things about her (complete
with animal sounds). The years passed. The two are now working together on
the same TV show. Unfortunately, Celeb 1 never forgot those nasty comments,
and is still holding a grudge. Its creating quite a bit of tension
on the set. Celeb 1 avoids talking or interacting with Celeb 2, and refuses
to be photographed with her unless it is a cast photo. What is Celeb 2 doing
about this? Well, she isnt quite done talking. Celeb 2 is planning
to unload a whole new barrage of mean girl gossip about Celeb 1 in the near
future about Celeb 1's questionable business dealings.
Celeb
1: Kirstie Alley
Celeb 2: Wendy Williams
Television Show: "Dancing With the Stars"
Animal sound: pig
25.
GOSSIP
BOY 03/09
We all love Boney Skintight, trust me. Everyone runs to see his latest flick,
or his latest guest spot on an obscure television show. I swear he is the
meaning behind the line " I'm a get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans...."
And while Boney has worked very hard to become the object of our attention
and spend most of his time in the limelight, we all know that it's what happens
behind closed doors that gets our attention. Boney isn't your regular in
the closest Joe Schmoe. Uh-uh. While Boney does have a significant other
that is also in the biz, his heart doesn't always lie with the va jay jay.
But Boney's girl does know this fact, and she has no problem with it. She
likes to go both ways as well and loves the attention that she gets from
dating Boney. Her previous attempt at being part of a power couple failed
miserably and left her the odd girl out. Boney loves to have a good time
in the bedroom. They actually have a routine that they follow, and it has
landed them many a one night stand. Boney's girl will flirt with the guy
to see if there is actually a prospect that he likes boys. If he does, or
she thinks he can be persuaded, she will accompany the unsuspecting fellow
to their VIP room and introduce them to Boney. After a lot of flirting and
drunken foreplay, they lead the stranger to their place for some more partying.
Boney's girl loves to watch her man get it on with another guy, and vice
versa. But one night they may have gone too far. Boney and his girl brought
a guy home, but the guy refused to play for the other team. Boney took it
personally and went to sulk privately while Boney's girl didn't want to let
a hot man slip through her fingers. The next morning, said drunken hot boy
wakes up next to a naked Boney and looses his mind. Hotel room was trashed
as Boney was called every name in the book. Cost Boney a lot of cash, not
only to repair the room, but to keep drunk boy's mouth shut. What Boney doesn't
know is that drunk boy and Boney's girl have struck up a friendship. She
wants to be the star of her latest flick, and nothing says star like scandal.
She has already destroyed previous co-star's reputation, what makes Boney
think he will be any different? It's Not: Russell Brand, Nick Jonas. Daniel
Craig. Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel (Derek Jeter)
26.
BUZZFOTO
03/09
This C List television actress supports the Girl Scouts in her area by buying
boxes of their delicious cookies every year. This year, after her breakup,
she spent the weekend binging and purging on them until she was too tired
to do anything else but sleep. Friends found her the next morning surrounded
by empty boxes of thin mints and empty vodka bottles. Jamie
Pressley
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/09
This B- list actor who deserves to be a D, but for some reason keeps getting
roles is married. Good looking guy. Definitely a ladies man and will cheat
on his wife in a second. Cheated on her before they got married and has not
slowed down. She will not leave him though because she wants fame so bad
she will do anything. Wow, this was not actually about his cheating, but
about how when he was hitting on guys the other night, he said, he always
likes guys when there is not a woman around. Channing Tatum
28.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/09
If you write something about this very famous actress that she thinks makes
her look bad, shell just skip her publicist and phone you directly.
If you dont pick up the phone, shell start drunk-dialing everyone
at your company until she finds someone at whom she can yell. Then shell
tell you exactly what your replacement story should be (e.g., "Instead of
Actress and Celebrity Break Up, youd better do a story
titled Actress and Celebrity
Totally In Love! "). If you
dont do what she says, she will scream, cry, and swear until you do.
She may be all cute and giggly on screen, but shes a controlling psycho
in real life. Cameron Diaz; Miley Cyrus
29.
POPBITCH
03/10
Which still-famous Olympic star is not quite the beloved figure he is often
taken for? He has been steadily gaining a reputation over the years for being
a gold-standard sleaze, conducting an impressive number of illicit bisexual
affairs. Sebastian Coe
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/10
KINDNESS: This is just a great story. Earlier this week, two women were having
lunch at a place in Toronto when they noticed that a man had sat down. This
man, who used to be A+ list back in the day and is still loved by enough
people that he is a B list singer and reality star saw them looking at him.
They waved and he waved back. This is like their biggest star crush. That
would usually be it, but our celebrity, got up from his table, walked over
to the two women, sits down and starts chatting with them. He stays and talks
to them about his career and answers all of their questions. Then, one of
the women asks if she can take his photo and a waiter rushes over and says
there is a no photo policy, but our celebrity will have none of that and
says of course. He then takes a picture, chats some more and even asks to
use one of the stories about him that one of the women shared which he is
going to use in his shows. After he left, the restaurant manager came by
and said that most celebrities are a-holes but this guy was the greatest
and the biggest tipper in a place that gets its share of A list movie
stars.
Donny
Osmond
31.
BUZZFOTO
03/10
This famous celebrity mom is a slave to her child. The daughter calls all
the shots, makes diva demands, and swears and yells at her mom. At a recent
play-date, a source says that as the mom was showed up to pick up her daughter
and the little girl threw a fit on the front porch and yelled, "I hate my
f***ing mom! I hate my f***ing mom! I dont want to go home with you!
I wanted dad to pick me up." And then the mother said, "I know sweetie, I
know. Im so sorry sweetie! Ill drive you home and you can see
dad." The little girl said shed go only if her mom bought her ice cream,
to which the mom agreed while the other kids looked on. Katie Holmes/Suri;
Theresa Guidice/Gia; Leah Remini
32.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/10
We know a lot about the phony relationships in Hollywood. But even we are
occasionally surprised to discover how far the deception goes. This acting
couple broke up a few years ago, but there was something odd about the reports
that came out after the couple split. The actress who had usually
been quite reluctant to discuss her private life told people both
that she was surprised by the split, and that she had sadly miscarried before
the couple broke up. We knew that the "surprised" part of that was untrue,
as they had a contract that was expiring. But we just found out that the
miscarriage comment was also untrue. It was part of the legal settlement,
and was designed to make the public believe that the actor was both heterosexual
and potent, neither of which is true. Tom Cruise/Nicole
Kidman
33.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/11
Dont believe the hype on this Commercial Star! Is he really dating
a female comic? No! He is only using her for publicity
to help
further his career
.he is not ready to come out of the closet and reveal
his secret relationship with a major media star. Isaiah Mustafa, The Old
Spice Guy/Kathy Griffin
34.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/11
Who's Paying Cruella to Keep Quiet? In case you're all feeling sorry for
poor Marky Sweet-Pussthe talented, put-upon husband to the notoriously
demanding and overly controlling Cruella St. Shackleswell, don't stop.
He needs all the help (and prayers) he can get. But just wanted to let you
all know that Marky's hardly the only man in Cruella's labyrinth-filled past
of scheming personal vendettas and bossed-around men. In fact, she's still
getting paid off by... Another magnificently rich (and just as ambitious)
Blind Vice Superstar! Someone, say, somewhere between the ages of 33 and
49 and a half? Pretty good-looking dude, too. But, they had an awfully rough
break-up. So much so, Cruella, who's always looking to get a leg upjust
as much as an extra buck or twosigned a deal with this handsome movie
star for him to pay her for life. What for, you ask? To not reveal any of
this chiseled guy's deep secrets, which friends say, at this point, he's
convinced even himself he doesn't have any more! The man is in such colossal
denial, Toothy Tile would be impressed, we're certain! And Cruella was counting
on this stupid lack of introspection when she made her departure deal, once
she and her ex broke up. She knew this would be a good little trust fund,
if she just always kept her trap shut, which she always has. Consequently,
Cruella, to this day, receives very nice checks with lotso zeroes. Every
friggin' month. Jeez. Must be nice. Get all the money you can from the last
cuckolded dude while you're still taking it from the current one! Of course,
Cruella knows it's a dirty two-way street, and that last lover of hers could
also make life very uncomfortable for her. This is actually a stronger
possibility than vice versa, but, don't think St. Shackles last man (who's
actually damn lucky to be outta her life, and he knows it) has the gumption
to pull it off right now, maybe later (let's hope). Still, this woman Cruella
should get an Oscar for the private performances she pulls. Or, at least
a mention in Forbes richest Hollywood heathens. It Ain't: Angelina Jolie,
Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson.
Cruella: Nicole Kidman
Marky Sweet-Puss: Keith Urban
Blind Vice Superstar: Tom Cruise
last lover: Ewan McGregor
35.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/11
During his radio show yesterday, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed
American Idol: During their discussion
Howard told Robin that he knew
why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig but he didnt feel
comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled
the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was
shocked: "Get out of here! Wow
thats amazing."
Marc
Anthony's tax situation
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/11
This former C list actor who had one big part in a movie and has tried to
keep his fame going without much success has his head so far up his own butt
it is unbelievable. This actor, wears a t-shirt from his movie so people
knows who he is. Second, he has an assistant. Why? "I'm famous. I can't go
out. People will mob me." Then why do you have to wear the damn t-shirt so
people even know who you are.
Efren
Ramirez "Napoleon Dynamite"
37.
BUZZFOTO
03/11
This fairly new celebrity couple with two C Listers were out to dinner this
week when the male ran into an old flame at a restaurant. The old flame is
famous too and was there with her husband. The couples ended up sharing a
table and enjoying the meal together. All seemed to be going fine until the
ladies left to go to the restroom and there was an apparent argument. The
ladies got into it in the bathroom and the C Lister shoved the ex against
the wall. The ex left the restroom and stormed to the table, grabbed her
stuff and her husband and exited the restaurant. She then went to the C
Listers car and keyed the door. Brody Jenner/Avril Lavigne/Cora
Skinner
38.
STAR
MAGAZINE 03/11
Which singing TV starlet is anything but a joy to be around? While at a West
Hollywood spa recently, she accused the staff of giving her the
wrong massage, and ripping her off. According to the insider,
she even threatened them with Do you know who I am? before walking
out the door, screaming f*ck you! Naya Rivera; Lea
Michelle
39.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 03/14
Shes long had a reputation for being absolute hell to work with. I
mean like straight up crazy. Leaves her shit, sometimes literally, everywhere,
specifies exact times when people can or cannot talk to her, is foaming at
the mouth insane one minute, calm and collected the next. Lately her
opportunities have dried up. And this is a good example of why.
Paula
Abdul
40.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/14
These two female celebrities are approximately the same age. Both have starred
in multiple films, have been married more than once, and have more than one
child. They also share the same religion and some significant business contacts.
You would think that with so much in common, they must get along, right?
The truth is that these two absolutely cant stand each other. They
both have big egos and are desperate for attention. At a big post-Oscar party,
they were each very careful to stay on their half of the room, each holding
court with their fans and refusing to even look at each other. The tension
was so thick you could have cut it with a knife (though hopefully not the
same one wielded by their respective plastic surgeons). Demi
Moore/Madonna
41.
BUZZFOTO
03/14
This actress who is B/C list (mostly television) wants a role in an upcoming
buzz-worthy film so much that she decided to follow in the footsteps of another
popular actress. She had heard about an A lister who had iced her nipples
before auditions to get the part. Our actress did this before her audition
but apparently didnt think it through and put the ice on the outside
of her shirt. When she walked in to say her lines the director asked, "Ummm,
are you leaking?"
B/C actress: Anna Lynne McCord; Blake Lively; Leighton Meester
A lister: Jennifer Aniston
42.
BUZZFOTO
03/15
This A list celebrity husband is so afraid of losing his wife to a good looking
costar that he is really stepping it up in the romance department. Just last
month he sent his wife several dozen flowers for no reason and
took her on a trip. He hired a life coach to give him ideas on how to spice
things up and hes really trying hard. Little does he know that he
hasnt lost his wife to his costar, but to his gardener.
43.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 03/15
Ive seen the future, and there are a lot of very unhappy people. Multiple
sources are confirming that a wildly popular character on an hour drama that
has long been an Aushole staple is about to take his/her last breath. Im
told the producers of this unnamed broadcast series are planning to kill
off the fan favorite either in the season finale or soon after the show returns
next season. Its not clear if the decision was made for creative or
budgetary reasons it was likely a combination of both but
its my understanding that it was not arrived at lightly. Far from it,
in fact. Theres also a chance the execs at the program in question
will have a last-minute change of heart, but, according my spies, its
an extremely slim one. Which show is putting a hit out on one of its MVPs
and whose name is on the toe tag?
44.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/15
This actress makes plenty of money and is always well turned out, so you
may be surprised to hear that she has sticky fingers. Or, in her case, sticky
toes. She has a particular method that she uses to literally walk off with
expensive shoes. When she goes shoe shopping, she wears a super long dress
or long pants. She has the shoe salesperson bring her multiple boxes of Jimmy
Choos, Louboutins, and Blahniks, and makes them run back and forth multiple
times during her visit. At some point, the old pair get wrapped up in tissue
paper and placed into one of the boxes, and the new pair go on her feet.
She makes sure she is standing when the clerk returns, purchases maybe one
pair of the dozens she tried on, and walks out of the store with one pair
in a bag and one pair on her feet. So its always a half-price sale
for this sneaky girl and her size 7 1/2 feet. Sarah Jessica Parker;
Mila Kunis
45.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 03/16
1. Which former squeaky-clean child actor was recently spotted buying drugs
openly on the street in the West Village? Haley Joel Osment; Macaulay
Culkin
2. WHICH lusty director has been ordering hookers to the set of his latest movie? Brett Ratner "Tower Heist"
3. WHICH actor recently linked to a series of starlets has been secretly sleeping with a man? Ryan Phillippe; Justin Timberlake
4. WHICH female publicist ruined a friend's birthday party at a New York club last weekend by urinating in the middle of the dance floor, causing guests to slip and fall in the mess?
46.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/16
This very promising young actress is unexpectedly pregnant. The timing
isnt great, as her career is really just starting to take off. She
has multiple projects scheduled through the beginning of next year, so it
will be interesting to see how she handles this. She will have to make a
decision fast, though, as she is already approximately two months along in
her pregnancy. Amanda Seyfreid; Jennifer Lawrence; Anna Kendrick;
Emma Stone
47.
BUZZFOTO
03/16
This highly recommended NY based therapist to the stars has been selling
secrets to fund her drug habit. Her older husband has lost a majority of
his fortune in a ponzi scheme and neither are willing to tone down their
lifestyle. Celebs on the East Coast might start wondering why their personal
stuff gets out into the mags. Dont be surprised if the gossip this
year seems to be a little bit more on target.
48.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/16
Who Whipped Jerry Rock-Butt So Easily? Does Jerry Rock-Butt have monogamy
in him, after all? Jerry had a permanent hall passyou know, cheat whenever
he likes but come home to the missus at night and on red carpetswith
Chutney Jones. Nice deal, right? But it turns out he's traded it in for a
shot at someone he thinks is the real thing. So who is JRB's potential new
leading lady? Meet Kiki Doheny, the object of Jerry's desire. Kiki and Rock-Butt
have known each other for a while and have kept it friendly until recently.
See, Jerry thought he could make Ms. Doheny another notch on his heavy belt
just by batting those pretty lashes of his. Not with this broad. She has
deftly blue-balled him every step of their friendship, so this, of course,
only makes Kiki more desirable. Finally he couldn't take it anymore and asked
what he can do to win her affections? K.D. demanded he completely break up
with Chutney like stat or else she would never give it up. So what did Jerry
Rock-Butt do? Babes, it wasn't even a question. He ditched his long-time
love and hasn't looked back. Wonder how long it took until Kiki and Jerry
had mattress playtime? Actually, the real question is whether they can sustain
a new A-list relationship purely on the fact they are so hot for each other.
Or will Chutney Jones get the final laugh? We hear she's been flirting up
a storm with Saucy Bossy, remember him? A B.V. star who has an award Jerry
Rock-Butt would kill for. Ms. Jones sure does have a thing for the bisexual
ones, I swear. And it Ain't: Tom Sturridge, Jay-Z, Mark Ruffalo.
Jerry
Rock-Butt: Justin Timberlake
Chuney Jones: Jessical Biel
Kiki Doheny: Mila Kunis
Saucy Bossy: Jamie Foxx
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/16
One of the things about winning an Academy Award is that you are never supposed
to sell it. Well, this actor who won sometime in the past 20 years hit hard
times and sold his Academy Award to a private collector. When someone comes
to his house and wants to see the award our actor tells them it is in
storage. Cuba Gooding Jr. "Jerry Maguire"
50.
BUZZFOTO
03/17
This B List television actor takes off the entire month of March for March
Madness. He wont work, he hardly interacts with his family and he has
all of his food ordered in.
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/17
So, if you have been a regular reader of the site, this one will probably
be pretty easy because it deals with someone who has a connection to a long
blind item. Anyway, back in the 90's this then C list television actress
was on a hit television show. She was a bright fresh face who really did
her best to portray innocence on the screen and in interviews. Although she
was publicly dating a B list celebrity, she told him that she was saving
herself. Meanwhile on the set of her show that was a whole different story.
Our actress liked a guy who worked on the show in the crew and every day
during the lunch break would go back to the trailer of our actress and proceed
to have the loudest noisiest sex ever. People would stand around the trailer
eating lunch while listening to the show. Then after the sex, our actress
would pretend she had been doing nothing and at the end of the day her boyfriend
would pick our little chaste angel up from work.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt/Joseph Lawrence "Party of Five"
52.
STAR
MAGAZINE 03/17
Which funnymans recent marriage may be one big joke? An insider says
he goes on weekly date nights with his boy toy at a trendy NYC bistro. And
his man on the side isnt even a secret hes met the family!
Guess the new wifey doesnt care. Mike Myers
53.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/17
This actors words and actions dont exactly match up. He spent
Saturday night partying with friends until the wee hours of the morning.
During that time, he managed to consume an alarming amount of toxic substances.
More specifically, he did several shots with beer chasers, took a couple
of pills, and smoked some Maui Wowie. This despite the fact that he talks
about how proud he is of his sobriety. Dude, weve got news for you:
that isnt anyones definition of sober.
Owen
Wilson
54.
RADARONLINE
03/17
The drama surrounding a young Hollywood actress caught on camera snorting
cocaine may be moving into the legal arena. RadarOnline.com broke the news
that a mystery star was seen snorting coke in a sensational video that made
a brief appearance on YouTube and elsewhere on the Web before being taken
down. And while that report sparked a frenzied guessing game about the identity
of the actress, it appears that an extortion claim could be made and turn
the video into evidence in a potential criminal investigation. Comments under
the posting of the video indicated that the person who put the video on the
web was in contact with the actresses' inner circle and seeking payment to
keep the star's identity secret. And RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively
that when the video was shopped, the person who said they owned the footage
also claimed to have contacted the actresses' family and indicated that the
tape could be kept off the market for payment. That could certainly spark
a law enforcement investigation if the actress and her advisors decided to
proceed. RadarOnline.com saw a small clip of the footage, which was touted
by the source as "footage that makes the Miley Cyrus bong video look like
a Disney movie" but had all the faces blurred to protect their anonymity.
In the clip, a young brunette wearing a pink tank top and a black and white
cardigan is seen sitting at a table lined with mounds of cocaine and rolled
up $100 bills used for snorting. "There is more than one famous person in
the footage," a source told RadarOnline.com. But approaching a celebrity
and asking for money to keep potentially damaging video out of the public
eye can be construed as extortion. It is not known if the mystery person
selling the tape posted the potentially incriminating statement under the
now-removed YouTube videos. But it is clear that a person representing to
own the footage told a media outlet that he had contacted the actresses'
family, indicating he wanted money for the tape.
Chelsea
Kane
55.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/18
Sorry, Girls! King Schlong Isn't All Yours. Totally lovable (but totally
slutty) King Schlong is a heartbreaker on so many levels, certain Hollywood
women are now discovering. Not only has King stepped out on his current super-hot
GF (many times), turns out he's also been rather adept at stepping out on
the whole female race! Here's what went down just this week: Schlong's never
been any good at keeping that extremely popular salami of his zipped up,
this is a well-known, barely kept Hollywood secret. No surprise there. But
what was a shocker for one of King's avid, young and lusting female fans
was the following: Gorgeous Hollywood insider babe was talking to veteran
Hollywood producer gal. "I just love King," she breathlessly confessed to
the older woman, "and he's all man. That's what I love about him the most.
Such a stud." "Uh, honey," replied the more seasoned broad, who has worked
with King in the past on one of his many A-list projects, "he's not exactly
the man you think he is." "What...what do you mean?" asked the younger T-town
gal, who feared the worst (she considered), and pretty much got it. "A few
years ago, I walked in on King and [fellow A-list movie heartthrob], and
they were just going at it in bed. So, look, he may be all man, but he doesn't
mind sharing it with another man, get it?" "No!" screamed the frightened
woman, as if a man who sleeps with other men in Tinseltown is some kind of
anomaly, far from it! "He's not...not gay, is he?" "No, he's not gay gay,"
answered the producer-type, who was almost pitifully laughing at her dejected
colleague. "But he sleeps with guys when he feels like it. Just don't think
he's felt like in a while!" The broken King fan was feeling a little better
after hearing this news but, we gotta say we just don't get this hypocritical
BS. Why is it when women like Angelina Jolie say they've slept with other
women, men think it's hot as hell, but when women hear it about men who have
done the same with their own sex, they get all grossed out? Totally sexist.
Aren't women supposed to be the more evolved sex, anyway? It Ain't: Chris
O'Donnell, Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey.
King Schlong;
A-list heartthrob:
56.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/18
Which original 90210 star had an abortion after she got pregnant by one of
her co-stars?
Shannen
Doherty/Luke Perry or Jason Priestley;
Tori
Spelling/Jamie Walters or Brian Austin Green or Vincent Young
57.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/18
Actor A, Actor B, and Actor C worked on a film together. Actor A and Actor
B are well-known, and Actor C is gaining popularity. At least one of these
actors is married, and at least one has a young child. Over the course of
filming, Actor A and Actor B developed a very close, trailer-rocking,
stress-relieving kind of relationship. Then Actor A started hanging around
with Actor C. Next thing you know, Actor B has been bumped out of the equation,
and Actor A and Actor C are bumping uglies together! This doesnt sit
well with Actor B, and doesnt bode well for the three of them continuing
to work together. The weirdest thing is that Actor A has a definite type,
and neither Actor B nor Actor C fits that type. Not that a person cant
enjoy a little variety. Its just odd. Come to think of it, thats
a very good word to describe Actor C.
Actor A: Tom Cruise
Actor B: Jeremy Renner
Actor C: Simon Pegg
58.
BUZZFOTO
03/18
There are rumors circulating in Hollywood right now that this aging, beautiful
actress is more of a Black Widow than a widow. The rumor is that she had
a hand in one of her husbands deaths
. The rumor is filled with sordid
tales of money, deception and infidelity, but it has earned her the nickname
of "Black Widow" amongst Hollywood elites. It doesnt stop the men from
flocking to her though. Catherine Bach
59.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/20
Old Hollywood Blind Item: This Golden Globe winning actress was A+++ list.
She was primarily known for television and comedy and for a very distinctive
voice. Prior to hitting it big though, our actress made ends meet not in
the odd jobs she always claimed in her authorized biographies, but turning
tricks. Supposedly it is also how she met her future husband.
Lucille
Ball
60.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 03/21
Shes the girl who isnt friendly with the other girls when they
go out with the guys. In a large group, she rarely speaks to females. Instead,
she focuses all of her attention on the men attempts to impress them
by spewing out facts shes read in the newspaper, verbatim, without
much analysis, as they try to look at her breasts. During her last relationship,
whenever she was in a multi-couple situation, shed make no attempt
to engage the other women. Rather, shed spend most of her time flirting
with the boyfriends and husbands, careful not to cross the line, but not
exactly hiding the fact that her preferred company is male. But shes
not only not a girls girl, shes also That Girl. The kind of girl
who only knows how to put other girls down. She was in the ladies room
recently at a private event, a private no-fans non-civilian event, standing
next to an industry type at the counter. The other woman complimented her
on her appearance, something to effect of: thats a great dress, it
looks amazing on you. And her answer? Hear this with a sneer: "Is this the
moment when Im supposed to tell you that you look good too?" And walked
away. Friends? Please. Her "friends" are either relatives or assistants.
Because otherwise, really, why would you ever want to be? Its not Katherine
Heigl. Its not Kate Hudson. Blake Lively; Scarlett Johansson;
January
Jones/What it looks like when you're really not a girls' girl.
(Crushable)
61.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/21
Who Is Priscilla's Burnt-Up Ex? Priscilla Desert may have dated more gay
men than most gay men have, but she has a few semi-straight ones under her
belt. Ms. P was in a relationship a few years ago with an equally talented
and age-appropriate counterpart, but things didn't exactly end so smoothly.
So are the two cool now? Um, hardly. While out at a Hollywood party recently,
Desert's ex was hanging with a bevy of beauties. "Isn't my friend cute?"
one of the babes hanging with the dude asked him. "She looks just like [Priscilla
Desert]. People tell her that all the time." P's ex totally freaked out the
moment her name was brought up. "Don't you ever, ever fucking bring that
name up around me again," the usually chill dude snapped. "Ever. You hear
me?" All the gals were totally shocked at his freakout. Sure, his temper
caught them by surprise, but that wasn't the only thing. The chicks are gossip
savvy, natch, and when Priscilla and this guy broke up, she had been the
one to play the woe is me card in the media. P.D. totally threw her flame
under the bus, something he was not expecting her to do quite so publicly
(it's kinda why we heart that devil Desert). From what we're gathering now
about their breakup, we hear she was hardly an angel during the time the
two were together. Somehow her ex managed to take the high road, never commenting
on all the negative crap she said about him. Well, until recently. And It
Ain't: Lindsay Lohan, Renée Zellweger, Mila Kunis. Taylor
Swift and Joe Jonas
62.
BOSSIP
03/21
What R&B Star Is Quite The Divo? Starring in big budget flicks has turned
one cocoa-colored star into quite the drama king. According to sources, the
well-built crooner arrived to a recent shoot several hours late, apologized
for his tardiness then unleashed his list of wants. "He was kind of
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," says a source. "He was going out of his way to
seem polite initially, but then started making a bunch of demands. It was
kind of funny and phony." His biggest request? Speakers so he could listen
to music while he was prepped for hair and make-up. Guess that wouldnt
have been too bad except he made the entire set listen to his album
on repeat
for the entire shoot. He also sang his songs all afternoon.
"That got old quickly," adds the source. "Everyone thought it was hilarious."
Hopefully, too much success wont transform the star much more.
Tyrese
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/21
Sammy Hagar Reminded Me Of A Blind Item. Back in the 90's this group had
a couple of big hits. College radio-ish for the most part but they made some
national television appearances. Have not done much lately, but they always
remind me of liquor so that is good. Anyway, back when they first started
touring they had something in their rider about a massage therapist. It turns
out they did not actually want massages, but a good rub and tug. Unfortunately
they only could ask for one back then. One of their albums even has a picture
of one of their therapists in the liner notes. Later, when they could demand
more, they would make sure there was one for every band member each night.
The
Gin Blossoms
64.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/21
The last one worked out well for him, but hes ready for a new beard.
Hes been meeting with potential candidates for several weeks now. In
case youd like the job, here are his criteria:
* Female, pretty, age 25-40ish
* Actress (No musicians or models)
* Established in your own career (But dont outshine him)
* Feminine but athletic (He would like to have a workout buddy)
* Primary residence in or around Los Angeles (Bonus points if you also have
a New York pad)
* Previous experience as a beard preferred
* Available to start within the next three months
Bradley Cooper
65.
BUZZFOTO
03/21
This B/C List actor never goes to a Red Carpet event or a club with a date.
He never talks about his love life, is hardly ever seen with a lady on his
arm
but he is far from single. He allegedly has three girlfriends in
three different states and two of them have children. He tells each of his
lady lovers that he protects their relationship by keeping it private but
he is really just concerned about one finding out about the other.
66,
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/22
Television execs are quietly putting out feelers to replace this talk show
host. Its not just that the ratings arent great. Its that
the producers are having trouble booking guests. Turns out that desirable
potential guests either dont like or dont respect the host. The
bigger surprise may be the hosts replacement. Execs are in talks tonight
with someone that a network TV show is also looking to replace. And, no,
the two wont be swapping jobs.
Host: Piers Morgan
Replacement: Katie Couric
67.
BUZZFOTO
03/22
We have a D List Actor with addiction problems that has a new obsession.
He met a beautiful, young C List television actress at a recent Red Carpet
event and maybe spoke two words to her. He was somehow able to obtain her
personal information from a friend. Hes now showed up at her house
several times, sent her email after email, sent naked pics of himself via
text and might have even followed her car once or twice. She initially thought
she could deal with him herself but now she is considering getting the police
involved. Tom Sizemore and Shenae Grimes/Miranda Cosgrove
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/22
This B- list movie actress who would probably be A if she had any acting
talent at all has started looking for a new boyfriend. The thing is since
she prefers women it is a little tougher. But, to make things interesting
she has offered to throw in her girlfriend too if the guy is willing to pony
up and be our actresses boyfriend.
HINT:
She is married now. That didn't take long. The husband is more interested
in looking in the mirror anyway so it probably works out well. She has changed
girlfriends too. The old girlfriend was replaced with someone younger she
found from a dog sitting Craigslist ad. Jessical Biel
69.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 03/23
1. Which politician trolls for encounters on Grindr, a social networking
site that connects gay men to other gay men? The lawmaker isn't even discreet
-- he uses a profile photo of him self at the gym in a tank, showing off
his torso.
2. WHICH crooner likes to fly prostitutes over to join him in hotel rooms in romantic places like Paris, then asks them to dance for him while he watches in silence? Michael Buble
70.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/23
This celebrity couple will be renewing their vows this year. Awww. Sweet,
right? Actually, its just a last-ditch attempt to save their floundering
marriage. Its a mess for many reasons, not the least of which is a
history of infidelity. This happens more often than you think. Whenever you
hear about a couple renewing their vows, its often because theyre
trying to patch things up or gloss things over. In the case of this couple,
were betting on a separation within six months of the vows being renewed.
Why? Because the leopard is still cheating, and we doubt that they will change
their spots. Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher;
Fergie/Josh
Duhamel
71.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/23
Crotch Uh-Lastic's Getting Careless. Crotch Uh-Lastic is continuing his downward,
totally bizarre spiral. As if tweaking out in the day and running on zero
sleep wasn't damaging enough to that pretty bod of his, now Crotch is tampering
with something we never used to worry about: his career. Seems those concerned
friend's of his have reason to worry after all. Recently CUL agreed to make
a guest appearance on a friend's website. Crotch is really quite funny,
especially in skits like this. At least he used to be. A source on the scene
dishes that Lastic strolled in, totally unprepared and was completely
unprofessional: "He shows up, and he hadn't read the script yetwhich
he had agreed to already have done. In the show he was supposed to be parodying
his own persona. It was nothing too offensive, but he did one take, didn't
think it was funny, and walked off set." Apparently on his way out he called
everyone on the crew "a bunch of nerds" and left his professional acquaintances
high and dry. There was another celebrity involved in the clip, and he had
to pick up all of Crotch's slack. This is so disturbing! Crotchy is one freaking
talented dude, whether he's making us laugh or cry. And to top it off, he's
a totally nice guy. At least he was. We never heard of him being unprofessional
in the many years he has been in this business. It's clear that no sleep
is affecting this hunk muffin in a major way. Wake up, dude, you've been
given a great opportunity. To throw your talent and reputation away like
this is a total copout. Just come out already! It's clear your guy on guy
dalliances are taking a major toll on you. Plus, it's not that damaging of
a secret. Tons of people in H'wood know you're into guys and don't friggin'
care! And It Ain't: 50 Cent, Will Smith, Sean Penn. James Franco
and Danny McBride
72.
STAR
MAGAZINE 03/23
Heres a nugget of gossip for all you celeb lovers (and Upper East Siders):
After showing up for a photo shoot hungover and stinking like booze, this
young actor puked all over the on-set bathroom and left the mess for
the stylists to clean up. XOXO! Ed Westwick
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/23
80's Blind Item: This diminutive actor was on a huge network hit. His favorite
game was finding an extra each week that he could spend the entire week with
having sex and then leave them at the end. He did not do it really out of
malice, he was just a lonely guy. Anyway, one week, his A list at the time
co-star, also had his eyes on an extra and they made a deal. The deal was
they would get the producers to bring her back for an extra week so they
could each have her for a week. Well, it turns out they both liked her so
much, this extra managed to stay on the show for an entire season and even
ended up getting a speaking role.
Herve
Villechaize/Ricardo Montalban "Fantasy Island"
74.
BUZZFOTO
03/24
After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list,
now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come
up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come
up with one for her and release nude pics of her when she was younger.
Christina
Aguilera
75.
GOSSIP
BOY 03/24
We have been gone awhile, but everyone should remember out dear little Hail
Mary. If not, catch up with out little undercover vixen
here.
Mary has gone through a bit of a rough patch lately, which we are all aware
of. Things seem to be looking up for the tart, and a lot of that has to do
with a friend that has swooped in to help. Dark Knight had been a friend
of Mary's for awhile, at least that's what we were fed when they started
getting spotted together. DK has this quality to him that makes everyone
think he is a sweet, loving friend. A quality that makes all parents love
him and causes them to disregard any fear of letting their young daughter
go out with the older man. But the only real quality that Dark Knight has
is to sell bullshit. He is in an actor after all, but I use that term loosely.
Dark used to be pretty popular. A list name but a D list actor. All the girls
love him, and he goes back in HW history. And by history, I mean all the
way back to when Paris ruled the world. DK knows his time has long been up,
so he is now clinging to Mary's drama. He knows that if he helps bring Mary
back from the edge, he will gain major brownie points in the eyes of the
public. And that will hopefully lead him back into the strobe light spotlight,
Mary's panties, and if that fails then a tell all interview. Of course, all
the time he has been spending with Mary, trying to get her to heal with him
in a vertical position has seemed to pay off. Just not with Mary. Dark Knight
still likes to have a good time. And after he gets Mary tucked in, her sister
fills the vacancy. Mary's sister and Dark Knight have been seen out all over
town, drinking and snorting in any VIP room they can sneak into. Which is
how I came upon them one fine night. As Dark bragged to me about bedding
the sister until he gets Mary warmed up, I realized that Dark has always
befriended the party girls. I ended up leaving as the sister began befriending
DK in the most delightful way.
Hail Mary Isn't: Miranda Cosgrove; Kaley Cuoco; Rihanna: Demi Lovato (older
sister Dallas)
Dark Knight Isn't: Justin Long; Brody Jenner; Joe Jonas: Wilmer
Valderama
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/24
Although this supposedly had nothing to do with their recent breakup, this
A list movie actress told many of her friends that when she was dating her
A list movie actor boyfriend that he had the smallest peen she had ever seen
on a guy. Like so small that when he did not trim that she had trouble seeing
the stump in the bushes if you know what I mean.
Renee
Zellweger/Bradley Cooper
77.
STAR
MAGAZINE 03/24
This reality stars love of racy outfits not to mention her potty
mouth have stylists and producers in a tizzy as she gets ready to
make her network TV debut. Katie Price
78.
BUZZFOTO
03/24
This famous celebrity baby mama is currently trying to adopt a child from
another country. Shes doing it with good intentions mostly, but we
hear she will be trying to broker a deal with the mags for the first photos
in order to use the money to fund her already existing childrens college
funds. Kate Gosselin
79.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 03/25
1. In the 80s, this TV Star was considered a heartthrob. But, despite
his recent job on a hit TV show, he longs for movie stardom. He feels he
never got his due. Blair Underwood
2. Are secret love children the new "it thing" in the NBA. There are a couple of NBA Wives who are dealing with this issue right now! La La (Carmelo) Anthony; Vanessa (Kobe) Bryant
80.
TED
CASABLANCA 03/25
Cookie Muncher Has a Taste for Lady Parts. Last week when we told you King
Schlong had fooled around with another male celeb for a bit when he was younger,
many of you were shocked. Our King is gay? Just because he diddled a dude
once or twice doesn't mean he's a homo, folks. As if! Sometimes fooling around
with the same sex is a way to pass the time. Just ask Cookie Muncher. This
superstar has everything: a hunky husband, flawless bod, perfect face...and
a taste for women. No, she's not a lesbian. She just doesn't mind doing the
girl-on-girl thing to turn her manor partygoerson. Babe knows
how to a have a fun time, what can I say. While at a raging Hollywood house
party a while back, Ms. Muncher was dancing up a storm on the pool table.
She always has a way of making sure all eyes are on her (as if being one
of the most beautiful women in the world had another affect on people). So,
Cookie Muncher decides to strip off all her clothes while dancing, to the
giant applause from the crowd. Another gal at the party thought that clearly
looked like a fun idea. So she decided to take off her clothes and get up
on the table with Cookie. We'll let our stunned party source take it from
here: "Before you knew it, Cookie threw the other naked girl on the table
and just started going down on her. For a while too! The crowd went crazy."
Now you know where "munch" comes from. As for her husband, he looked on lovingly
as ever, obviously. If a guy were to give another guy a blowjob in the middle
of a similar party, people would freak. Why is it so much more of a big deal
for a dude to dabble than a girl? And It Ain't: Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie,
Victoria Beckham. Cindy Crawford (George Clooney's girlfriend for
the other girl)
81.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/25
When a celebrity is seen as one of the prominent members of their religion,
it can be difficult for them to choose a different path for themselves. This
is especially true if another member of their family is still actively involved.
This celebrity has been trying to distance themselves from the group for
a couple of years now. They have also confided to friends that there has
been more than one incident in which the celeb has surreptitiously gone online
to condemn the practitioners of their religion
including their own
family member. Lisa Marie Presley
82.
BUZZFOTO
03/25
Nothing to be ashamed about, just a fun and silly fact about this B/C List
television and film actress. If she ever does a nude scene, will the makeup
artist cover up her third nipple?
83.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/26
What MTV Reality Star is headed to sex rehab? Family members and handlers
of the popular hunk are trying to get him to check into a facility after
learning hes practicing unprotected sex, engaging in wild orgies and
drugs. The Situation or Vinny "Jersey Shore"
84.
BUZZFOTO
03/28
Its a sad world when celebrities start teaching their children to lie
about what goes on in the home. This B/C actress sent her confused daughter
to school who confessed to friends, "Mommys boyfriend is pretend."
When the actress found out about it, she was worried the word would spread
to her ex. She decided that if her fake relationship couldnt pass by
her daughter, shed have to step it up, and shes been working
on convincing her daughter over and over that her PR relationship is real,
even though its not.
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/28
This B list television actress on a hit network show has gone from one hit
show to another. Both of them are still on the air. She also does movies,
but they are not usually box office hits. Anyway, with her very nice weekly
paycheck instead of spending it on porn stars and blow, she uses one paycheck
each month to rent a furnished apartment for a year for a family that comes
to her via a homeless shelter in LA. Her contact person at the shelter finds
the family and our actress moves them in so the family has a chance at a
better life. She has done this so far for seven families and four of them
are now paying their own rent.
Rashida
Jones "The Office" and "Parks and Recreation"
86.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/28
Which A-list film actress, who recently split from her handsome actor-beau,
is rumored to be having a lesbian affair with a much older woman? The kicker
is that the alleged woman is the exs mother.
Renee
Zellweger (Bradley Cooper's mom)
87.
JANET
CHARLTON 03/28
This squeaky clean sensation has an ugly side captured on tape! While recording
a new album he broke into an impromptu rap dropping derogatory terms
about African Americans and Jews. SOMEHOW the tape wound up at a popular
entertainment news show. They made a quick deal and, lo and behold, the tape
was killed in exchange for numerous appearances by our bad boy!
Justin
Bieber
88.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 03/29
Its not just the super elite actors, the film stars, who need to beard
and pretend. Even the lower ranking ones do too. Calling him B List might
be a little generous, but he has had his share of magazine covers, is the
face of a few shows, and is surprisingly entrepreneurial, with successful
projects across several other platforms, all banking on looks and virility.
While I cant personally see it, his appeal is strong enough that it
has overcome his reputation as a chronic philanderer whose wife left him
because he couldnt stay faithful. It was always assumed that he was
cheating with women. And in a way, given his errrm sex symbol image, that
may have worked for him. But what if the cheating was with men? One night
in New York, he was on the receiving end of a very enthusiastic blow job
from a very enthusiastic young giver who was clearly not his baby mother
because his baby mother is, obviously, not a boy. The baby mother very likely
knows though. After all, it wouldnt be an arrangement that shed
be unfamiliar with, given where they met. Still, dude, if youre keeping
that kind of secret, and you hit up a bar to get blown, you may want to tip
the staff a little better than you do. Because they are talking. And its
not like people havent been wondering this about you for a long, long
time anyway. Mario Lopez
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 03/29
This host of an A+ network reality show and producer and radio guy was at
a club two weeks ago. At the club he started making out with some random
woman he had been flirting with. Apparently most people were shocked not
that he was cheating on his D list celebrity girlfriend, but that he was
actually making out with a woman.
Ryan
Seacrest (Julianne Hough)
90.
BUZZFOTO
03/29
A year ago after a movie premiere this A List star and B list star had a
hookup that resulted in a short lived affair, even though both are married.
Now, a year later the actress has a new baby and the actor is wondering if
its his.
91.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 03/30
Which young star was spotted picking up a pregnancy test during her next
promotional stop? Shes officially single right now, but toying with
the idea of new boyfriend though it remains to be seen whether or not hes
just a convenient distraction for publicity or the real deal. Or maybe its
a leftover from the ex after a farewell hookup? Needless to say, with that
kind of purchase, someones been in there. And they may have not been
careful, although I guess it shouldnt surprise me anymore that getting
knocked up is a career strategy these days. Naïve as it sound however
in her case I just cant see it. Too young, not ready. Which means I
hope her test comes back negative. Because otherwise, obviously, its
a lot of drama to take care of.
Vanessa
Hudgens
92.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/30
Which D-list star from a famous musical family is trying to convince her
parents and siblings to sign off on a reality show? Her biggest obstacle
is her A-list sister who has forbidden the rest of the family from appearing
in front of the cameras. La Toya Jackson
93.
BUZZFOTO
03/30
Which C list celebrity who just starred in a commercial overseas made so
many racial slurs during the taping of the bit that the manager waived their
fee out of embarrassment?
94.
GOSSIP
BOY 03/31
1- What new couple reportedly got carried away in a NYC restaurant yesterday?
As other patrons watched, they groped and pawed at each other like teenagers.
Which they are the total opposite of!! As he went to the bathroom, witnesses
were shocked to see her follow seconds later. They both returned moments
later flushed and she clearly had "sex hair." I'm all for love, but after
a certain age take it back to the home! Meg Ryan and John
Mellencamp
2-This A list actor ran to his favorite diner, but got there after they closed. The staff recognized him and opened the doors and fed him until his 6 pack turned into a keg. Our older actor was so happy he tipped each employee with a hundred dollar bill for their troubles. Bruce Willis
3-One of the most famous names right now is tearing up NYC with his late night parties and his visit's to a certain cruising spot. The actor dines at ABC Kitchen and then walks through Union Square where he either picks up a bag of weed or an admiring fan who is willing to go down on him. You may wonder how such a big name can do this, but with a hoodie and shades he is pretty unrecognizable. And gays seem to have a fetish for anonymity.
95.
BUZZFOTO
03/31
This D List bleach blond celebrity recently visited a spiritualist that told
her that she is the spirit of Marilyn Monroe reincarnated. She was also promised
that her career would blossom into something bigger than Ms. Monroes
if the D Lister would visit the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery where
Marilyn is interned at least once a month for a year. The D Lister has already
visited twice. Heidi Montag; Holly Madison
96.
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SIX/NY POST 04/01
1. Which former music mogul tried to put the moves on his friend's model
girlfriend while on a business trip to Europe? He invited the stunner to
his hotel room and claimed the two had "connected souls," but the woman didn't
give in to his advances. Russell Simmons
2. Which gal about town's lacy knickers were left in the luggage of her investment banker boyfriend, only to be found by the banker's wife? Madonna
97.
BLIND
GOSSIP 03/31
Which drug-addled son (of a late TV star mother and a former hunk father)
is about to become a daddy? He isnt married and definitely wasnt
planning on getting his gal pregnant. He is running through his inheritance
so fast that his family fears he wont have anything left for the
baby. Ryan ONeal and Farah Fawcetts son,
Redmond
98.
BOSSIP
04/01
We all know that marriage isnt always happily ever after especially
when one person is in the industry. Dating a baller seems all good
until
you have to handle the consequences. Apparently, Cookie Johnson isnt
the only woman who has had to deal with the very real repercussions of a
cheating spouse. According to a well-placed source a popular entertainers
significant other recently paid a visit to doctors office to get some
things checked out. Rumor has it that this actor scored a seven-figure deal
that had him losing his head in other women, literally. With only
brains on his mind the beefcake forgot to strap up, and brought a little
present home to his main squeeze. Sources say she was well compensated for
her compromised health, but is bling or a new whip really worth the heartache?
Now wifey has to decide whether to go or stay, especially since her mates
star power is likely to shine a bit brighter over the next few months
which means fidelity is about as likely as winning the Powerball.
Terry and RebeccaCrews
99.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/01
This Superstar is quickly earning a reputation for creating trouble on the
set. The only thing is its not his projects hes causing trouble
for
..its his familys. Will these diva-like demands and
attitude cost his family members success? "Hawthorne" and the new
"Annie" movie starring his daughter Willow.
100.
TED
CASABLANCA 04/01
Gorgeous star Sally Pearlsmyth and her equally stunning celeb partner, Percy
DuBois, had a nasty breakup not long ago. That was enough to shed a tear
over in itself, as they really did seem like the perfect, hot Hollywood couple.
You know, when two lookers like Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johansson can't
make it work, it puts more of an onus on folks like Sally and Percy to bring
the sexy back to yummy couples. And oh, how they tried. In fact, they tried
so hard. Sally ended up getting pregnant, even though neither star was trying
to start a family just yet. Both parents were shocked, to say the least.
However, one of the parents was more pleased by the news than the other:
Percy. He was thrilled and delighted and didn't take crap from anybody who
thought otherwise (like certain friends who questioned if this was a good
time in his career to play pops). Sally, on the other (less) domesticated
hand, relied on countless people to help make up her mind about what to do.
She asked all her representatives about it, and each one told the looker
with the flowing mane the same thing: end the pregnancy. Not good timing,
and all that job-oriented stuff. No one really seemed to care about Sally,
the woman. Like, maybe the answer should have been: "This is your business,
not ours. It's your decision to make." But when has anybody in Hollywood
ever not taken advantage of a chance to force their way and opinion on somebody?
Never! So, over the great objections of Percy, Sally ended her pregnancy.
And soon after, Percy and Sally ended their relationship, many blaming Percy
for being, well, not exactly the ideal mate. Yeah, as always, there's two
sides to every story. AND IT AIN'T: Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal, Vanessa
Hudgens and Zac Efron, Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. Dianna Agron
and Alex Pettyfer
101.
BUZZFOTO
04/01
This once popular boy-bander was so drunk at a club last weekend that his
pals had to escort him out of the club and one drove him home. He woke up
the next morning in bed naked with one of his buddies. Both are not sure
if anything happened or if their friends placed them there as a joke.
Nick Carter; AJ McLean; Joey Fatone; JC Chasez
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/01
#1 - This C+/B- movie actress is starting to make it big. She has a movie
opening which should be big for her career. So, it was surprising that she
was so whacked out on meth that her hands were shaking and her breath reeked
at the premiere of the new movie. Vanessa Hudgens; Jena Malone
"Sucker Punch"
#2 & 3 - This B list television actress on a hit network show has entered the movie world. She was also recently entered by this A list movie star. The two had a quick fling while filming their movie, but he dumped her. She has not lost feelings for him though and had sex with him when they saw each other earlier this week. When she asked when they would see each other again, he replied, "the next press event. If you are lucky we can hook up again then." Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds "Green Lantern"
#4 - The Kindness I posted about an actress sponsoring families from a homeless shelter got back to the cast. Yay! I am glad they read the site. Now at least two other cast members on her current show are also doing the same thing. Rashida Jones/Amy Poehler/Aziz Ansari; Sela Ward/Gary Sinise/Hill Harper
103.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/04
This slim and very beautiful actress starred in a television series and a
dozen films in the 1990's. Although she still works, she has definitely retreated
from the limelight. Tongues will be wagging, though, once the public soon
gets a look at her again (which will happen very soon because she needs to
promote a new project). Shes gained a few pounds, but thats not
the big deal. The big deal is that she just had a full face lift. Shes
only 40ish, people! Everything is pulled so tight that it gives her a vaguely
alien look. She now looks more like her mother than herself. Then again,
her mother who is a star in her own right has had so much cosmetic
work done that even she doesnt look like herself.
Ashley
Judd
104.
GOSSIP
BOY 04/04
It's been many years since Hollywood has encountered a woman so deceitful,
so vengeful that she is willing to walk over anyone to get what she wants.
Meet the Ice Queen. She's been in town for a number of years, but has just
recently seen her hard work pay off. The stunning woman cannot help be be
linked up to any guys she shares a hello with, yet plays it coy and innocent.
Don't they all? You see, the Ice Queen and I go back a bit. She and McHottie
are old friends, and may have actually be linked together in the past, for
bearding purposes only. But even though McHottie and I went our separate
ways, Ice Queen and I stayed close. That is until she discovered that her
new found single status could work in her favor. She tagged along with me
to a party one night and left with a huge movie role. As I marveled at how
she scored such a gig in one evening, she mentioned that the married man
who gave her the role liked it that she took it in the ass in the bathroom
for him. The night of her mother's birthday, Ice Queen was coked up in a
hotel room with another A-List name. He was her co-star, so maybe it was
research. But to top it all off, Ice Queen ended up with a bun in her oven.
Who's it was was anyone's guess. Well except Scruffy St.Duck, the married
man. Ice quickly took care of the problem, there was no way she was throwing
it all away now. Ice has turned on all of her former friends and co-stars.
She has talked all over town at how her ex-boyfriend had an eye for the guys
and liked to cuddle more than have sex. She even dissed a family member who
might have got a bit part in her film because she didn't want to share the
spotlight. Ice Queen is working hard to stay in her throne before she is
ousted. She knows that her window is very small, and she is determined to
become the next Julia Roberts. Someone should tell her that Pretty Woman
was a movie and that's not how Julia really got started.
Ice Queen Isn't: Taylor Momsen; Emma Stone; Emma Roberts - Blake Lively
(ex-boyfriend: Penn Badgley)
McHottie Isn't: Ed Westwick; Kellan Lutz; Mark Salling - Chace
Crawford
Scruffy St.Duck Isn't: Judd Apatow; Robert DeNiro; Kevin Smith -
Ben Affleck
105.
BOSSIP
04/04
This New York rapper "Gets Money" and has been reportedly linked to several
other celebrity women , a black cougar, a white cougar, and the
two-steppin Atlanta "singer" that he allegedly has a sex tape with.
Hes been known to stir up trouble with other MCs from time to time,
but is also known to be as charming as he is callous. With his interest now
in movies, he hasnt released an album since 2009, however hes
released a string of songs online that have people talking about his renewed
passion for the mic. According to sources this sex tape is pretty steamy
stuff. The southern pop star is said to have a mouthful of man-parts then
she takes a "Ride" while unprotected. At this point maybe getting pregnant
would actually be good for her career, since no one seems to care about her
music anymore.
New
York rapper: 50 Cent
southern pop star: Ciara
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/04
So, it appears there is big trouble on the homefront. Not surprising that
a Hollywood couple would be breaking up, but they have tried really hard
to make it seem like they are a loving couple. The wife, a B list actress
who can be difficult and has graduated from television to movies but with
not much success. The husband, a celebrity in his own right but gets way
overshadowed by his more famous wife. She is not seeing anyone, but he is
sleeping with a female singer. She has started smoking again too. Tsk tsk.
Katherine Heigl/Josh Kelley
107.
TED
CASABLANCA 04/04
What's a party girl to do when she returns to the scene but isn't allowed
to play like she used to? Hmmm. Poor over-indulged (and over-exposed)
Morgan
Mayhem is suffering such a dilemma. But the good news is, she's back!
On the club circuit! Where she belongs! Problem is, Morgan just can't lay
off the boozehard as she's tried. But our girl is making progress,
promise. See, to help sorta try and clean up her incredibly filthy act, M.M.
has completely and totally sworn off. Cocaine! But how long can this last?
Morgan is putting herself in the exact same situations that led her down
the path to rehab. And by surrounding herself with party friends from the
past, Morgan barely has a shot at staying off the sauce. Or the powder. Picture
it: a dark Hollywood nightclub with music pumping through the speakers as
heavily as air conditioning cools off the spoiled club rats who inhabit it.
The party is already in full force as Morgan breezes past the paparazzi's
flashbulbs on her way inside and tucks into a black leather booth in the
back corner of the room. Where there are...two bottles of Grey Goose, a pitcher
of cranberry juice, one of tonic water and a bowl of limes. All chilled.
All gratis. So, Morgan's friends immediately pop open the vodka and start
pouring themselves doubles. Morgan's tall blonde girlfriend pours two drinks,
one for her and one for Morgan, who obviously cannot be seen anywhere near
the vodka bottles. "It's water!" Morgan hisses at a college-age girl in a
Bebe minidress ready to take a pic with her cell phone and send to the rest
of her sorority. But Morgan needs the extra liquid tonight, as she's got
an ex in the room and everyone is feeling très awkward about it. So
tonight, Morgan just pours herself some extra "clear liquid" and stays away
from the powder that is being offered to her discreetly in friend's purses
and during frequent trips to the bathroom. Because Morgan's told her friends:
It is her mission to keep those poor, damaged nostrils of hers blow-free.
Uh, then why hang in clubs where nose candy flows like Russell Brand's seminal
fluid? Unfortunately, it's only a matter of time before M is back to her
old, jaded tricks. I mean, really, it's the equivalent of an Overeaters Anonymous
member taking a cruise with 24/7 buffets on every level. Why torture yourself
like this, Morgan? Because you don't really want to clean up your act? Yeah,
we already knew that. AND IT AIN'T: Cristina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, Mischa
Barton. Lindsay Lohan
108.
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SIX/NY POST 04/04
1. Which actor in a seemingly settled and long-term relationship with a beautiful
woman is having a secret affair with a married millionaire?
2. Which actress was left fuming after an on-screen lover repeatedly spurned her aggressive advances when the cameras were turned off? Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds; Jessica Biel/Gerard Butler
109.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/04
Which A list action star had a chin implant when he was a struggling nobody?
At the time, he was married to a movie actress who is now on a TV series.
He would cry on his wifes shoulder that he would never be a leading
man because of his weak jawline. Bradley Cooper /Jennifer Esposito
"Blue Bloods"
110.
BUZZFOTO
04/04
Which A List Female Celebrity who makes the big bucks is known in the industry
as being one of the smelliest actresses around? Apparently she has
gas that could clear a set faster than any director.
Julia
Roberts
111.
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SIX/NY POST 04/05
1. Which Hollywood power duo should keep iPhones out of the bedroom when
they're swinging? The fit couple, who already have a reputation for inviting
others into their sex life, were recently the subject of a camera-phone photo
shoot that's being passed around at swanky New York dinner parties. Hopefully
for them their compromising pictures aren't coming soon to a computer near
you. Will and Jada Smith; Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher
2. WHICH singer's team is desperately trying to cover up the fact that a recent nose job has totally altered the voice? Beyonce
112.
BUZZFOTO
04/05
This "Vegetarian" Television actress constantly criticizes her cast mates
and lectures them on eating meat. She then goes back to her home and spends
thousands on rodent control. Emily Deschanel
113.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/05
This model and C-list female celebrity is telling all her friends that despite
appearances to the contrary, her ex boyfriend and current A list singer has
no interest in women at all. She also says that he was always suggesting
threesomes with other guys. Selita Ebanks or Amber Rose/Kanye
West
114.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/05
It must be really difficult to come out of rehab and resist the temptations
that are all around you in Young Hollywood. It must be even more difficult
to come out of rehab expecting the support of your family, and instead have
them enable you. Her first week out of rehab, this young actress spent some
time with one of her parents. How did the parent celebrate their childs
recovery? By doing shots with them. No, were not kidding.
Lindsay
Lohan
115.
BUZZFOTO
04/06
This very handsome British actor with a reputation with the ladies has a
little problem with his equipment. One things for sure, he cant
be accused of not using it often, just not in the way youd think. He
has prostatitis which among other things has him running to the bathroom
so much his former costars thought he had a drug problem. Jude
Law; Colin Farrell; Gerard Butler; Hugh Grant
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/06
The Celebrity Chef Returns: Honestly, this is getting as god as the Director's
wife. This female celebrity chef who has been in this space multiple times
and has been revealed has had some very interesting other encounters in her
past. Apparently she kissed and told all to that singer she was with previously
and he has been telling all to anyone who will listen. Recently he told some
people that when Star Magazine called his publicist to tell him the story
was going to break, our singer told our chef that it would do no good to
deny anything happened because there was apparently some security video showing
the two of them together. Our singer said he had not spoken to the chef in
a few months which was too bad because she gave the best oral sex he had
ever had. The person to whom our singer was relating this story said he had
heard the same thing from another singer (former A list leader of a group
who also had quite some success with female cast members of a former #1 show).
He also added that this very much A list singer of a hit group which is beloved
for spending 20 minutes singing one song also enjoyed the favors of our celebrity
chef.
Chef:
Giada de Laurentiis
Singer 1: John Mayer
Singer 2: Adam Duritz "Counting Crows"
Singer 3: Dave Mathews
117.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/06
This petite and perky television chef is getting passed around like
yesterdays leftovers. She not only serviced Singer 1, a famous male
singer who is quite the lady-killer. She has also been on her knees for Singer
2 and Singer 3. Whew! She is supposedly quite the music groupie and quite
talented in giving that particular act. Oh, and all three of the Singers
know each other and have shared stories about their time with her. Chefy
and her publicist have called Singer 1, threatening legal action if he
doesnt deny everything. Frankly, its a hollow threat. Singer
2 (who sings the song that Chefy likes) and Singer 3 (yes, there are a lot
of singers to count here!) have already told lots of people about her skills.
Also, Singer 1's manager has a video of Chefy and Singer 1 engaging in some
intimate moments at a hotel in New York. Yes, kids, theres video! Chefy
can kiss her marriage goodbye.
Chefy: Giada de Laurentiis
Singer 1: John Mayer
Singer 2:
Adam
Duritz of the Counting Crows
Singer 3:
Caleb
Followill of King Leons
118.
TED
CASABLANCA 04/06
Which Kinky Celeb Duo's About to Get Caught Swinging? This is fun. Remember
when we tried to guess the New York Post's "Just Asking" item about which
married actor was waiting to ditch his wife until after the Oscars?
Course, that never turned out to be true, but maybe this one will?
Page Six is now reporting that a certain athletically inclined, high-profile
Hollywood couple have been spicing up their sex life by inviting others along
for the ride. And an iPhone camera apparently recorded all the hot action!
The pictures, it turns out, are now making their way from famous cell phones
to cell phones and are the talk of many a New York dinner party. Gosh, who
could it be? Let's narrow this scandalous situation down together, kids.
Surely, its not. Fergie and Josh Duhamel, who although they fit the bill
for "athletically inclined," have fought back against trouble-in-paradise
rumors to recently appear stronger than ever. I mean, we've seen how Fergie
shakes it onstage, and we know Joshy has a penchant for um, fun, girls, but
these two seem totally into each other right now. Right? And certainly it
couldn't be. David and Victoria Beckham, who are currently expecting their
fourth child, so we don't think the pics are quite that kinky. We know Big
D has an eye for the gals, but we don't think he's stupid enough to have
some kind electronic swingers party like thisand even if he were, the
dude would have his security team sweep the room for all gadgets, first,
right? And please, it mustn't be. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Remember
how famous-man magnet Brittney Jones claimed to have had sex with Ashton
on Demi's couch and then tried to sell a sex tape of herself using Ashton's
name? And then she sold his alleged sweater on Ebay? Yeah, whether he is
guilty or not, we think Brittney scared Ashton into never permitting any
kind of documenting of his sexcapades. Like the boy above, pretty sure he'd
take great measures to avert something were he to decide to swing with Demi
(or not). So, it's somebody else, then? Hmmm. Now that we think about it,
pretty sure we know who this famous, frisky couple is! One of our Blind Vice
superstars or at least one of the occasional starring members? Yep. The
latter.
Cameron
Diaz/A-Rod
119.
BUZZFOTO
04/06
This is an quirky sort of blind that weve been sitting on for a while,
but why not? An A List actor in the 90's was once told by a specialist hired
as a joke by his friends that if he mixed crushed-up Butterfinger candy bars
with buttermilk and made it into a paste it would take away acne scars and
blemishes. He put it on his face every day for a year until his friends finally
confessed the joke. Christian Slater; Ray Liotta
120.
TED
CASABLANCA 04/08
We're gonna do something completely different today. We've got a whole group
of naughties we're gonna blab about, instead of our usual one or two scandalous
contenders. Besides, last week's Vice was so depressing, I think we all need
something a little sillier to gasp about. Like this extremely popular TV
show's bitchy little cast, not to mention the dumbest season finale we've
ever heard: Mulholland Estates is wildly popular, we really don't see why.
Granted, the highly rated oddball series has a couple of super-talented celebs,
but every time we tune in to watch them, we're usually so horrified by the
plotlines they're forced to play out, it's impossible to make it through
a full episode. Could this be why several big names on the show are beyond
bitchy over the upcoming shooting schedule for the show's finale, which is
being filmed later this month? "Everyone wants a different day off," says
a reliable source on the show, "and they're all being told no, and they're
very unhappy about it." Apparently, this finale is such a grand denouement
and so intricately planned, all hands on deck are required during the whole
operationwith none of the cushy wrap-around shooting windows that have
been permitted for the cast's varying outside projects in the past. "They're
raising hell about it," snapped the Mulholland vet. Jeez, all we have to
say is that the spoiled cast's bitching about totally the wrong thing. You
see, the grand final show that's being planned will be...are you ready? A
floating dinner party. Whereas each cast member hosts a course for said dinner
in his or her home. This is what's supposed to leave Mullholland Estates'
massive audience in cliff-hanger type suspense until the show comes back
next season? Well, maybe if one of the hosts had an orgy to go with her lemon
meringue pie, then, maybe, we'd watch. But trust, that ain't happenin', and,
for that, we say this bland drivel is what the performers should be in a
near-riot about, not some silly day off here and there. And It Ain't: Modern
Family, The Real Housewives of Orange County, Parks and Recreation.
Desperate
Housewives
121.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/08
Which married-with-kids Oscar winner turned heads when he popped into a spa
in Hawaii known for its "happy endings?" The actress-wife of this tall
actor/writer/director/producer knows all about her hubbys "special
massages". She turns a blind eye to keep their marriage together.
Ben
Affleck
122.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/08
A certain Reality Show Star must really need the money. Family secrets are
being exposed left and right on the show. This would otherwise be a big no-no,
but those reality checks are much needed. Toya Carter
123.
BUZZFOTO
04/08
A daughter of a famous B list television actress is claiming to her friends
that her mother, a sex symbol of her time, has had an open relationship and
has been sleeping with her female caterer as long as she can remember.
Cybil Shepherd; Goldie Hawn
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/08
#1 & #2 - This A list married couple with A+ name recognition is going
through big problems right now. The reason? The husband has started drinking
again (which his wife knows about), doing drugs (his wife does not know),
and sleeping with random women (his wife knows about one).
Ben
Affleck and Jennifer Garner (POSSIBLY: Blake Lively/Jennifer may have leaked
naked photos of Blake that she found on Bens phone)
#3 & #4 - Speaking of A list celebrity couples. Well, not really, because only the woman is. The guy is a hanger on. Anyway, earlier this week they visited her lawyer to talk about a pre-nup. Apparently the yelling got so loud, there was a crowd around the conference room where the meeting was being held. This went on for an hour. Now I wonder whether the wedding will even take place. Jessica Simpson/Eric Johnson
125.
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1. Which female rapper, who was paid big bucks to play a sweet 16 party,
blew a gasket when the sound system wasn't up to snuff? The diva stomped
off-stage, ending the show and breaking the hearts of her teen fans.
Nicki Minaj
2. Which heavy-hitting Hollywood producer locked his assistant in the bathroom for two hours on a recent business trip?
3. Which now-married Hollywood he-man's favorite pastime in his single days was receiving oral favors in hot tubs after a long day's work -- and didn't care whether the favor came from a woman or a man?
126.
GOSSIP
BOY 04/11
Black Sheep Steps Up Her Game: Remember the story of
Rock
Jock and
Black
Sheep? Well, Black Sheep finally gave up on RJ and they decided to call
it quits. It was very low key, the media barely even picked up on it. Well
Blackie stayed out of the media for a little while after the break-up. She
had some minor parts, but nothing to note worthy. As she promoted her roles,
she ended up in other countries with some unruly co-stars. Trust me, her
nickname isn't Black Sheep for nothing. She can throw down with the best
of them. Well, she used to. Rock Jock had straightened her up a bit. Suddenly
she had realized that people weren't really paying attention to her now that
she wasn't part of an "it" couple. That's the only thing i can think of to
explain what happened next. One of her "BFF" co-stars on the flick told me
that one night out of nowhere, Blackie showed up at the hotel bar where there
were having drinks wearing a hot little black dress and heels that could
poke your eye out the back of your head. Blackie had never joined them after
filming apparently, and had actually become the black sheep of that cast
as well. Poor thing. But Blackie showed everyone her true colors that night.
My little birdie says that she doesn't even remember how many bars they hit
that night, just that she woke up the next morning stupefied. "One minute
I was drinking and dancing, and then I blinked and I was waking up in my
bed the next morning." Blackie believes that to get the press that she needs
to feel better, she needs to make headlines. But of course there's the one
she does not need to get out. Like, the fact that she was spotted buying
a little stick to pee on. Thank the Lord, she wasn't pregnant again. At least
not the way she drank the night after. Then again, this is Black Sheep we
are talking about. Black Sheep Is Not....Winona Ryder; Jessica Biel; Kate
Hudson.
Rock Jock: Zac Efron
Black Sheep: Vanessa Hudgens
127.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/11
Which highly paid actress/athlete couple plans to make even more money by
opening a gym together? The fit duo is in discussions about developing a
beachside fitness center. However, pals of the leggy star are warning her
to "treadmill" carefully because of her hunks notorious wandering
eye. Cameron Diaz and A-Rod
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/11
This one is bizarre. It isn't that breakups among celebrity couples is not
common. This one though is just weird when you consider the participants.
This foreign born B- list actor who has an impressive body of work has been
married for a very long time to someone who has an impressive body and people
have thought so for years. Anyway, she used to be an actress but gave it
up when she got married. Well, it seems there was a recent reunion of the
cast of one of her old very hit movies and she got together with a guy who
wanted her in that movie. He is an actor too and was almost A list back in
the day, but is a solid B- kind of guy with very high name recognition. The
husband is not all that chafed because now he figures he does not have to
hide his affairs from his wife.
129.
BOSSIP
04/11
The NFL Lockout is in full effect and it has made an impression on the players
and their lifestyles. Unfortunately for one NFL baller and Super Bowl champion,
the lockout, along with a lingering injury and sub-par performance last season
has turned him into a "party guy." According to sources, this particular
player has numbed his frustration with techno music and ecstasy. Hes
been seen partying to the wee hours of the morning sucking on pacifiers (a
common action of someone "rolling" on ecstasy) and his friends and family
are concerned. Hopefully this guy can get it together before it is too
late. Jeremy Shockey
130.
BUZZFOTO
04/11
While taking a helicopter ride on a recent vacation to get an aerial tour
of the area, this B List actress allegedly gave the pilot a little ride of
his own, if you catch our drift.
131.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/12
This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not
known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself
castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of
preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong.
Bing
Crosby
132.
BUZZFOTO
04/12
This non-famous husband of a famous pregnant star has been receiving sex
toys and pornography at least once a day. His famous knocked-up wife has
sworn off sex until she has the baby and has been compensating by sending
him naughty little gifts each day. Trouble is, hes actually starting
to enjoy the gifts more than his wife. Alyssa Milano
133.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/13
A showrunner is the person who is ultimately responsible for a television
series. It may be the creator of the series, a producer, or the head writer.
Emmy-winning comedy writer (and Major League Baseball announcer) Ken Levine
shares this story about a showrunner with whom he once worked: **The showrunner
on one particular series I worked on had maybe the filthiest mouth in Hollywood.
Sailors and bikers would blush. But he was screamingly funny. For late night
rewrites we would have a writers assistant in the room taking down what was
pitched. One night our normal assistant was sick so they got a temp to replace
her. This new assistant (well call her Prudy) didnt know what
hit her. After about an hour she finally spoke up. She said to the showrunner
in a stern tone, "Can we just confine our comments to the script?" There
was a hush in the room. No one talks back to a showrunner like that. We braced
ourselves for the explosion. But it never came. The showrunner took it in
stride and good spirit. He said, "Alright, fine. Take this down", and he
began dictating. "Fade in. Interior apartment day. Fred enters. Fred
says
" At which point he let fly the raunchiest, filthiest, c-bomb laden,
XXX, perverse stream-of-conscious monologue ever uttered. Needless to say,
we were all dying. When he was finished, careful not to leave out any depraved
act or euphemism for sexual organ (he mustve gone on for five minutes),
he leaned back in his chair, clasped his hands behind his neck, took a beat,
and said to the temp: "Okay, now read that back to me."** John
Swartwelder "The Simpsons"
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/13
This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star
who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.
NBA
star: Lamar Odom
reality star wife: Khloe Kardashian
Real World reality star: Tami Roman former wife of Kenny
Anderson
135.
BUZZFOTO
04/13
This D List actress, only known for one movie, bragged to friends that she
supplied her drug habit last year and lavish lifestyle by skimming peoples
credit card numbers in a card scam. The ring was broken up, but it was never
linked to her.
136.
GOSSIP
BOY 04/14
1- This C-List female with an A-list name has always had a hard time controlling
her ego. This back stabbing star seemed to have a pleasant home life, but
unfortunately her diva-ness has seemed to sour that as well. Her career is
on a slippery slope and her overbearing ways are about to split up her happy
little home. Guess her man is finally fed up with her wearing the pants.
Not Nicole Kidman. Katherine Heigl
2-Is it possible that this actor may finally be coming out of the closet? He has been wanting to for years. He wants to come out because of all the gay hate around the word affecting the children. I'm told that a gay teenage boy wrote to him about how he got picked on and that he looked up to said celeb because he called gays called gay too. Our stud was so touched that he flew the boy and his family out to HW for the weekend and treated them to an amusement park. He's ready to come out and support but his handlers are desperately against it for obvious reasons. Probably because he plans to come all out, history and all and his beards may have some 'splainin to do. Not Matthew McConaughey. Jake Gyllenhaal
3-This stone cold fox has every man looking her way. She is a fresh face, innocent still. She is actually a HW virgin, never been with a man. EVER. No one would ever guess it from the way she sells her sex. But while she may be a virgin with men, she sure isn't with women. And her latest hook up was the assistant of a co-star. And when that co-star found them practicing cuntalinguis, poor little assistant was out on her ass. But only for a moment because Foxy snapped her right up. Now the tension is building on the set and the crew take every measure to make sure they never come face to face unless there is a camera on. And the assistant is walking around like her poo don't smell. Should we tell her that she is Foxy's third assistant. On this project alone. Once your well runs stale, Foxy replaces. Lick 'em and leave 'em should be tattooed on her. Not Emma Roberts. Emma Stone "The Amazing Spider-Man"
137.
STAR
MAGAZINE 04/14
Which movie actor, who has previously dated tons of pretty actresses and
singers, is not really into women? As whispers that hes gay grow louder,
hes recently cooked up a plan to have
a fake marriage within the next few years. Bradley Cooper was on
series "Kitchen Confidential"
138.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/14
Well, we finally have an explanation as to why she keeps popping up with
seemingly random celebrities. She doesnt just want to be a famous actress.
She wants to be taken seriously as an actress. Yes, folks, shes aiming
for Oscar gold! To that end, she thinks that the more Academy Award winners
she kisses (at least four), sleeps with, attends parties for/with, etc.,
the more seriously people will take her. Girl, Oscars arent won by
osmosis. if you want to be taken more seriously, dye your hair brown, put
the twins away, and try doing more than one film a year. Oh, and try to avoid
getting knocked up by men to whom youre not married. Scarlett
Johansson
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/14
In honor of All My Children and One Life To Live that got canceled today,
I thought I would do a blind from each.
#1 - All My Children - This actor from the show who seems like he has been on there forever, annoys every teenager hired by the show by daily reminding them how many days left they have until they turn 18 and then can date him. He also loves to get handsy. David Canary
#2 - One Life To Live - This actress, who has been on the show for a long, long time has always slept with every actor in real life who she was sleeping with on the show. She called it method. I wonder what her husband would call it. Robin Strasser
140.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/14 **#2**
Dont start shedding any tears for this female actress from an established
TV series! She may have lost her old job, but she has already been offered
a new job on a prime-time show on the same network. Her role in the new show
is not clear, as producers are still debating as to whether she should come
in as the ex-wife of an existing character, or as a brand new character with
no prior relationship to the rest of the cast. It is certain, though, that
the producers of the show see her addition to the show as a real ratings
booster (which, frankly, the show could use). And, yes, all the other cast
members have already gotten word of this latest addition. Theyre not
exactly bubbling over with excitement to have yet another principal added
to the cast, but ratings are ratings, and they will do what they have to
in order to stay on the air for at least one more season. Susan
Lucci "Desperate Housewives"
141.
BUZZFOTO
04/14
This actress has a little sister who is mousy and shy and is her assistant.
The actress (foreign born) cant figure out why all her good secrets
keep spilling over the web. It might be because her little sister is sleeping
with a well known (foreign) gossip reporter.
142.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/15
This Singer is ready to tie the knot again, but can he end his cheating ways?
His former wife was a real Winner, but cheating ruined that marriage. Is
history repeating itself? Eric Benet (Halle Berry)
143.
TED
CASABLANCA 04/15
We're on a lesbian roll, love it! We've always thought girls know better
how to have a really sexy time (guys are just too damn bam-bam-oriented,
right?), and Butter Pussy and Cookie Muncher are proving us right. Take Sheila
Horn E., for instance. Now, they just don't come any more gorgeous than the
luscious, exotically beautiful Sheila. Ms. Horn E.'s also pretty gifted in
her chosen profession. But what Sheila's fans may not know (in fact, we're
sure they don't), is that Sheila also has a knack for making other chicks
quiver and quake: But not always for the right reasons! Just like Butter
is wont to do, Sheila lives for taking a chance on gals who mayor may
notbe interested in having a good time with her. For the record, most
babes say yes to Sheila's advances. Not only is the multi-talent strikingly
beautiful, but usually the women are so overwhelmed by Sheila's charm and
fame, they pretty much just do whatever the Industry-respected honey asks
them to. Such was not the case in the Hollywood Hills at a recent A-list
party, where Sheilashe ironically is in yet another happy "straight"
relationshipput the moves on a striking, slender brunette with vibrant
green eyes. Those eyes darted, dug and may well have blurted, I don't care
who you are, get the ef off me, bitch, which is precisely what a very shocked
Sheila then did. It was a major set-back for Ms. Horn E., who's always gotten
what she wanted in the pastat least, as far as her lesbian love-life
goes. Sheila's heterosexual romance history, on the other hand, is an entirely
different subject, and one that's been covered to great extremes in the media,
which is always so busy singing some poor-me song for the beautiful broad.
Well, if all these ass-kissing reporters knew Sheila loves to get it on with
girls (maybe more so than she does with guys?), then maybe they'd a have
a different approach next time they file one of their inevitable break-up
stories on the star? Oh, yeah. AND IT AIN'T: Reese Witherspoon, Blake Lively,
Taylor Swift.
Shelia: Amanda Seyfried
144.
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SIX/NY POST 04/17
1. Which talk-show host kicked off her career as a stripper? She was often
entwined with another dancer on and off the pole, and the two remain very
close friends. Chelsea Handler
2. Which host of a political show has one apartment he keeps with his wife, and another in the same building for "special guests?" Joe Scarborough
3. Which publicist sent us a batch of cupcakes after he demanded "a [bleeping] item!"? The note said, "Sorry I'm an ass." We're not sorry we didn't accept them and messengered them back immediately.
4. Which royal has a reputation for calling in dresses from fashion houses and not bothering to return them? Sarah Ferguson Dutchess of York or her daughters
145.
BILLY
MASTERS 04/18
Could it be that a very familiar face and body will be turning up on "The
Voice?" As a contestant? So say people close to the production who tell me
that the dynamic diva was allowed to compete, despite her notoriety and
well-publicized association with that other show. After all, she didn't exactly
get to strut her stuff - at least not during the competition. C'est
magnifique!
Frenchie
Davis
146.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/18
This reality television shows season premiere is coming up soon. While
there will be plenty of drama on the show, there are a whole lot of lies
hiding behind the scenes:
* Cast member A has lost a few pounds. She will claim on camera that it is
from healthier living. The truth is that she had lap-band surgery a few months
ago.
* Although A claimed last season that cast member B was "just like family",
the two now have absolutely no contact with each other when the cameras
arent rolling. Once B lost her money, A wanted nothing to do with
her.
* B absolutely hates cast member C for a variety of reasons, not the least
of which is that she believes that C had an affair with Bs husband.
* Cast member Cs family pretends that they are the wealthiest of all.
However, their house is under water and they have a huge balloon payment
($1 million) due in the next year that they will not be able to pay off.
* Cast member D used to work as a call girl in a major US city.
* Cast member E and her husband are going broke trying to portray themselves
as wealthy people for the show. In real life, she is a hairdresser and he
pumps gas.
Reality Show: "Real Housewives of New Jersey"
A: Caroline Manzo
B: Teresa Giudice
C: Melissa Gorga
D: Jacqueline Laurita
E: Kathy Wakile
147.
BUZZFOTO
04/18
This best friend of a famous Pop star told our source that when she and the
star were at a Film Festival together overseas, the BFF dressed in the
singers clothing and a wig, not once, but twice and got her picture
taken as the star. Lady Gaga; Madonna; Katy Perry
148.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/18
#1 # 2 & #3 - This mostly movie B- list actress has had something strange
happen to her. Most of the time when someone cheats on someone with another
actor in this town, nothing really happens. Apparently though, the scorned
C+ television actress has made it her own personal crusade to tell everyone
who will listen about how badly she was hurt by the cheating actress because
of what she had done for her ex. She of course also blames her ex, the A-
list television actor from a hit show. The crusade has made the two cheaters
kind of pariahs among their peers.
#1
- B- movie list actress: Julia Stiles
#2 - C+ television actress: Jennifer Carpenter
#3 - A- list television actor: Michael C. Hall
#4 - What was once thought to be an urban legend or a very bad joke is starting to get some legs to it. This almost A list actor (although he sucks as an actor) really did have sex with someone in the family he really should not have had sex with. It is not illegal, just really disturbing.
149.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/19
Although nothing has been announced yet, this celebrity couple is almost
certainly heading for divorce. They havent lived together for several
months, lawyers are being hired, and each spouse already has a new paramour.
Hers is a work colleague. His is a former (?) escort.
Jennifer
Lopez and Marc Anthony
150.
BUZZFOTO
04/19
This 40-ish star known for her television work, but not much else lately
has been out of the media for a while because she was secretly pregnant with
a married and powerful producers baby. He was trying to pay her off
to get an abortion and she kept saying no, knowing that shed get him
for child support for 18 years. Finally his offer was high enough that she
only qualified for a late-term abortion and she flew out of state to get
one.
151.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/19
I am going to make this a blind item, but it is also a What Do You Think,
because I really am curious. This A list movie actor who probably should
not be A based on his most recent track record at the box office, was at
dinner two nights ago. A waitress came to his table which he was sharing
with two women and another guy. After taking the drink order, the waitress
said someone else would deliver it because she was going on break. Now, the
person who told me this, was there, and did not see any eye contact or anything
between the actor and the waitress that was out of the ordinary. However,
as soon as the waitress walked away, our actor got up and followed. He came
back 20 minutes later. His companions asked where he had been and he said
that he took a break with the waitress and later expanded by saying the waitress
serviced him orally in her car. Now, as this waitress, you must know nothing
is going to come of this, so why would you do this? Would you do it with
any random customer? Is it because you want to say a celebrity used you?
Gerard
Butler
152.
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SIX/NY POST 04/20
1. Which Hollywood actress went on a recent Ralph Lauren shopping spree in
New York and flipped out when the store didn't give her the discount she
wanted? She even demanded the staff get Lauren himself on the phone, but
ended up storming out in a huff without her dress. Hillary Duff;
Lindsay Lohan
2. WHICH high-profile New York restaurant has an underground lair where owners tell special guests that "anything goes" -- and they do really mean anything. Four Seasons
3.. WHICH New York book agent screamed at a literary lioness he loathes to leave a private party in front of a gob-smacked crowd? He then upped the ante and told her to leave New York City.
153.
BUZZFOTO
04/20
This A/B list celebrity couple with kid/s is currently in couples counseling
to address some issues of marital infidelity. Both cheat on a regular basis
and it was quietly accepted between the two. Until they each started cheating
with the same nanny. Both became extremely jealous and were forced to confront
the cheating. Now the nanny is gone and therapy is the newest thing they
share. Will Smith/Jada Pinkett; Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban; Sarah Jessica
Parker/Matthew Broderick;
Angelina
Jolie/Brad Pitt
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/20
So, this is not really celebrity gossip per se, but it is tabloid fodder,
so I think it works. There is a Republican out there who is in the top 3
or 4 potential candidates for President. He wants to desperately run, but
is trying to come up with a payoff for his mistress. Cheating is not unusual
for him considering he even married a mistress in the past.
Newt
Gingrich
155.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/20
Kara DioGuardi, the talented singer/songwriter/record producer who was a
judge on American Idol, has hit some tremendous peaks in her celebrated career
in the music industry. But as her new memoir A Helluva High Note reveals,
shes endured more than her fair share of low notes, as well.
From People Magazine: The former American Idol judges book, to be published
April 26, bravely sheds light on the multiple instances of sexual harassment
and assault that have blighted her past. The painful experiences, says the
songwriter and producer, started when she was only 11, when a family
friends son took advantage of her. Years later in 2000, just as her
career was starting to boom, she was date-raped by a "fairly known producer"
after what she assumed was a friendly dinner. "Within a few hours, he was
on top of me, pumping, sweating and speaking to me in Spanish, not a word
of which I could understand," she writes. DioGuardi goes on to say that while
she repeatedly told the producer to stop, she couldnt fight him out
of fear of his hurting her. Later in her life, DioGuardi experienced other
trauma, this time in the workplace. Shipped off on a three-day "songwriting
trip" with a "hugely successful artist," DioGuardi recalls, "the trips
activities consisted of watching Russian porn, scavenging around the kitchen
for food [and] leering at two strippers
as they performed sex acts
in the living room." She says she stuck it out due to her steadfast
professionalism. I wasnt gonna let this bastard deter me from doing
the job," she writes. Eventually, after the artist pursued her in his basement
home and forced her hand to his crotch, she walked out.
Producer: Emilio Estefan
Artist:
156.
BUZZFOTO
04/21
We just got word that this C List comedian, actor, and writer goes online
and trolls religious websites, political websites and gossip websites and
purposely provokes people. He then watches for the best and funniest responses,
writes them down, and they become one-liners in the hit show he works for.
Daniel Tosh; Seth McFarlane
157.
GOSSIP
BOY 04/21
1- What award winning diva threw such a fit on the set of her latest movie
last month that they actually had to call a doctor. What was the big problem?
Too much dust on the set and the actress took up residence in her trailer.
She claims the dust made her eyes swell, but her assistant says that the
star has OCD and the dust was driving her insane. Not Mary Louise Parker.
2- What actor is considering walking away from everything. He is bisexual, but not so secretly. No one really cares. He is a popular television actor, with some movie credits and a ex who won't go away. But, after getting his heart broken numerous times, he recently developed a thing for a new cast member who is also gay and very flirty. But the co-star has a strict no dating co-worker rule and it was just enough of a disappointment to make out guy wonder about leaving the business all together. Not Ian Somerhalder. Austin Nichols
3-What popular singer tried to have her way with a fellow touring star? She sent him raunchy letters and some dirty texts. He has a girlfriend, a vocal woman who told little Miss singer that she would backhand her if she kept it up. The next day he was kicked off of the tour. Not Rihanna. Britney Spears/Enrique Iglesias/Anna Kournikova
158.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 04/21
Especially observant TVLine readers may have noticed that I quietly updated
our May Sweeps Scorecard on Wednesday to expand the list of "Couples having
sex for the first time" from two to three. But what those same readers may
not have noticed was the loud gasp I let out just moments before I updated
the chart. Because unlike the other two entries, the two characters at the
center of this top-secret, season-ending, cliffhangery hook-up have never
shared a longing glance or a romantic moment. In fact, if you were to ask
me who the last two people Id ever expect to have sex on TV were, I
probably wouldve named these two. Its that shocking. Coupla hints:
First off, were talking about a very popular series that has already
been renewed. Second, the duo in question may or may not be be in a compromised
mental state when said shenanigans transpire. Finally, setting up a doozy
of a storyline for next season, the walk of shame that follows the one-night
stand is witnessed by someone in this duos eyes, the worst possible
someone! So which show is ending its season with an outta-nowhere
sexscapade?
159.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/21
She may be an aging diva, but this Grammy winner is still out there performing
on a regular basis. During a recent concert, her boyfriend was right there
in the third row, supposedly supporting her. Not. While she was belting her
heart out on stage, he was offering his heart (and other parts of his anatomy)
to a married woman in the audience. Kylie Minogue; Sheryl Crow;
Sade
160.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/22
Is this Neo Soul Singer pregnant again
.this will be baby number
six
.she often jokes she is extremely fertile. Lauren Hill
161.
TED
CASABLANCA 04/22
Poor Pokie McPillster. The cute celeb has fought addictions for years (and
not everybody knows how many), but while the girl's busy telling everybody
she's a clean-living machine, trust us, she's not. Pokie's pals were already
increasingly worried about their famous friend's increased boozing and drugging,
but then Pokie hit Coachella, and it got worse: "We already knew she was
using," says one of Pokie's confidantes, "but then at Coachella, it was really
obvious." Wandering around aimless, bumping into everything and everybody,
slurring her every word, Pokie was a damn mess! Pokie's various jobs could
be jeopardized, fear these amigas. Plus, what concerns Ms. McPillster's friends
even moreso, is how Pokie's family will take it once they learn the sad news
(if they don't already know). You see, others in McPillster's immediate family
are desperately fighting to stay sober, and so Pokie's posse is not only
worried as crap about their girl, but they also think those who love Pokie
the most will now go out and start getting high again, as well. Oh, come
on, people. Nobody gets high unless they want to get high. Of course, it
doesn't help if your wife or brother or whomever is getting plastered while
you're trying to clean up your act, but it still ultimately shouldn't matter.
We're all responsible for ourselves. Too bad Poke's not that interested in
such a sentimentas she's currently blaming all her troubles on that
damn man who did her wrong. And It Ain't: Ashley Greene, Nicky Hilton, Paris
Hilton. Kelly Osbourne; Kirsten Dunst; Peaches Geldof;
Vanessa
Hudgens
162.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/22
Mom was worried about something much more important than her daughters
increasingly wild and erratic behavior. She was worried about how public
perception of that behavior would affect Girls career. So, after a
particularly shocking incident, Mom decided to get Girl out of the public
eye for a while by taking her away to another city. Girl quickly got bored
hiding out in the hotel, so Mom flew in one of Girls friends, and the
two of them spent a couple of weeks shopping and getting spa treatments
while Mom came up the concept of "rehab". It was a calculated way for Girl
to continue to stay out of the public eye for an extended period of time.
More importantly, as long as Mom and Girl never admitted that she was going
there for drug- or alcohol-related problems, it would be difficult for people
to criticize Girl when she got out. So, Girl was sent off to "rehab" for
unspecified problems. Now you know that it was all a public relations move
and that Girl was in treatment for a much shorter amount of time she and
Mom claim. And while were glad that Girl actually did wind up getting
help with some of her very real issues, her best chance at true recovery
will happen when she starts being honest. Thats going to be difficult
with such a scheming mother. Demi Lovato
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/22
#1 & #2 - This one is kind of complicated. Two male movie actors in the
same family. One is A list, the other B- list. The B- list actor is married.
The A list actor is married. The A list actor has been having sex with the
wife of his brother the B lister forever. No one knew until the other night.
Apparently the wife of the B lister got hammered the other night and started
arguing with her husband and let that little gem of knowledge out. At a
party.
#1 - A lister: Ben Affleck
#2 - B- lister: Casey Affleck/Summer Phoenix
Jennifer Garner's birthday party
#3 - What former A+ lister and now still a B list movie actor made his children sign confidentiality agreements so they would not reveal anything about his life, their life, or anything they know. That is a very trusting father. Mel Gibson
#4 - What High School Musical star slept with five different people from the show? Tie/Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 04/25
So, when this then A list movie star married this then A list television
actress it was a big deal. Heck, even though they have been divorced for
years it is still a big deal. Apparently the reason they rushed the wedding
is that our A list television actress refused to have sex with the A list
actor until they got married. Bet he did not have that issue with his current
partner.
Jennifer
Aniston/Brad Pitt
165.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/25
When this famous director dropped out of a high-profile project, there was
some speculation that it was due to personal rather than professional reasons.
He had broken up with an actress last year, and it was believed that each
was taking time off from work to battle over the custody of their child/ren.
What isnt public knowledge is that their breakup was due in large part
to his affair with another actress
who became pregnant with his baby.
The jury is still out on whether or not any of the three will ever acknowledge
the affair and/or the babys paternity.
Director: Darren Aronofsky (dropped out of "Wolverine")
Actress1: Rachel Weisz
Actress2: Natalie Portman
166.
BUZZFOTO
04/25
This B List actress is silently battling a serious illness that affects her
work. She doesnt want producers of her film to know that she might
not be able to do her job so shes had her publicist fake a family scandal
so that she has a reason to have some time off.
167.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/26
This edgy US-born film actress is full of contradictions. She was upset when
her man cheated on her
but later had an affair with a married man herself.
Then theres this story about her behavior at a fashion showroom: The
actress showed up for the fitting of a custom garment she was having made
by a designer in New York. The designer was having a tough day, as their
child had just been shipped off to rehab to combat a serious drug problem.
The designer and actress chatted about it, and the actress expressed her
sympathy for what the designer must be going through. When the designer excused
themselves from the room, the actress decided that she needed a little
picker-upper
and started doing lines right there on a table in the
showroom. Sienna Miller
168.
BUZZFOTO
04/26
A star threw a big anniversary surprise party for his wife to celebrate their
5th year anniversary. He invited huge list of guests, an expensive caterer
and even more expensive celebrity entertainment. He got a surprise of his
own when his wife got home and told him, in front of all of their guests
that although it was indeed their anniversary, it was their 4 year, not 5.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
169.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/27
This funny actor isnt that old, but he has been complaining to his
friends about how self-conscious he is about seeing his face age on screen.
So, he recently had a mid-face lift, blepharoplasty on his lower eyes, as
well as some botox and collagen. He is still able to make decent facial
expressions, but the middle of his face is a bit frozen and overly smooth.
While he might not be able to play a college student, its definitely
a step in the right direction. He looks pretty good
as long as hes
not naked. Will Ferrell; Jim Carrey
170.
BUZZFOTO
04/27
This C list celebrity has been getting a lot of attention for weight loss
lately. While hes claiming its the result of healthy living,
its really because he picked up a new drug addiction after his recent
breakup.
"My
Name Is Earl" star Ethan Suplee
171.
BUZZFOTO
04/28
This B/C list actress and singer wanted so badly to be invited to the Royal
wedding she tried to pull strings anywhere she could. She first offered to
perform at one of the celebrations free of charge. When those pleas were
ignored, she offered to pay for an invitation to attend. That didnt
work so she propositioned a family insider and that seemed to pay off, because
we hear shell be in London that week!
Liza
Minnelli
172.
POPBITCH
04/28
Could it be true that the "world famous actor" with an injunction isn't quite
as famous as all that and actually had to explain to the hooker who he was,
as he was annoyed she didn't recognise him. A fact he probably rather regrets
now. Charlie Sheen
173.
GOSSIP
BOY 04/28
Which actress was recently out to dinner with the wife of another A list
star when the dinner was constantly interrupted by fans of the actress? As
they tried to get through one conversation after another, fans continued
to tell the A lister how much they loved her. Everyone thinks of this actress
as being a complete bitch, but she was never rude to anyone. It was actually
the actress's friend who got a little heated. She wanted to know why no one
ever gushed about her. Hellooooo Honey, you wrote a book. Get over
yourself. Gwyneth Paltrow/Jessica Seinfeld
174.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/28
This closeted Hollywood actor who starred in a huge 2009 Sci Fi Film
is arguing with his handlers about coming out. The handsome hunk is
ready to let the world know he is gay. However, his people want him to keep
quiet until after the sequel comes out.
Zachary
Quinto
175.
BLIND
GOSSIP 04/29
People were surprised when this over-40 award-winning actress was spotted
with a younger man recently. But theres more to the story. She began
feeling the age difference so acutely that she then went and got a basic
face lift. If you glimpse a recent photo of her, you will see that the scars
from her latest trip to the plastic surgeons office are still clearly
visible. Sandra Bullock
176.
TED
CASABLANCA 04/29
As fabulous as our Royal Name Generator may be, let's face it: We debauched
Americans at the Awful Truth were dressing up salacious celebs with our Blind
Vice Superstars (and lesser Vice mortals) ages ago. And not to rain on William
and Kate's happy day, but we simply cannot leave out the Vice-lovin' Brits!
The very shady HRH the Duke of Schlongsbury is like millionth in line to
the British throne, but, babes, the law-breaking stud is legally entitled
to rule the country, should it come to that. Which is why members of Parliament
are super nervous. Hmmm. What's the handsome duke's crime? You know how often
Queen Elizabeth II purses her lips or changes hats? Triple that figure and
you've got the number of times Duke Schlongsbury beds underage girls. And
the very good-looking heir pays these women, on top of itadding even
more law-breaking badassness to his royal résumé! Queen Liz
knows all about it. So, too, do most of the country's elite, who are positively
dead-set on gossiping about these things, but rarely doing anything about
it. Only this time, certain members of Parliament feel they're legally bound
to try and stop the throne-line naughtiness. And the duke, who's quite used
to getting whatever his horny heart desires, is royally pissed. Hey, not
nearly as peeved as Schlongbury's line-up of lovelies! Not only does he pay
them extravagantly, he's got the biggest set of family jewels in all of England!
And we're not talking diamonds. AND IT AIN'T: Viscount Linley (Princess
Margaret's son), Peter Phillips (Princess Anne's son) or Prince Michael (Princess
Michael of Kent's husband).
Prince
Andrew, Duke of York
177.
BOSSIP
04/29
Some female entertainers sing about riding it, but others enjoy the glide.
According to sources, one of our favorite stars isnt just playing the
field; shes working for both teams. The famous face, whos been
linked in the past to several super hot male stars, has been traveling to
promote a major project and like most entertainers has a pretty big entourage.
Apparently, one specific employee has special benefits, namely dipping in
the cookie jar and its a woman. "Theres a reason why a
sexy super star hasnt tied the knot," an insider reveals. "Its
not because guys arent interested." The starlet isnt confused
about her sexuality; she likes both, but prefers women. Sadly, coming out
of the closet may mean no more Jimmy Choos and shes not having a lick
of that. Rihanna
178.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 04/29
Looks like football is a safe haven for more than one reason: Theres
more to these recent stabbings than meets the eye. Brandon Marshall of
the "Miami Dolphins"; Jason Hunter of the "Denver Broncos"
179.
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SIX/NY POST 04/30
1. Which famous royal wedding guest told pals he would use the occasion to
"hit on as many girls as possible?" Prince Harry
2. Which British royal expert caused a tug of war when he was booked by one US network for an exclusive interview, then started offering himself to rival nets once they escorted him inside the media compound outside Buckingham Palace? Paul Burrell; Andrew Morton
3. Which Yank visitors, 24 hours before William and Kate's Westminster Abbey wedding, rolled out their sleeping bags on the pavement at St. Paul's Cathedral (where Prince Charles married Diana in 1981), clearly pleased with themselves to be the first there -- only to be told after a few hours they were at the wrong church?
180.
BUZZFOTO
04/30
This drama queen/actress hates to make mistakes, especially if shes
not getting paid to do so. Normally, shell give us a good scandal if
it gives her career a boost, but the scandal shes now involved in is
beyond her control. Watch for her to soon claim drug addiction/mental illness
to put the ball back in her court and to get the sympathy of the public
again. Lindsay Lohan
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