NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
GOSSIP
BOY 01/03
Hail
Mary was once thought to be the sweet, innocent type. If you recall,
she went to great lengths to keep that little good girl image. All while
she partied her little nose off and passed time with her lame bf while secretly
hooking up with her oh so sexy ex boyfriend. Since we last heard about Mary,
Mr. Lame actually grew a brain and realized that Mary wasn't the girl he
thought she was. I guess the wild sex was as crazy as he liked it. But, Mary
was too busy with other things in her life falling apart to worry about Lame.
Turns out that Mary's image had been tarnished by some stories that had leaked
out to the public. Damage control set in and Mary did everything she could
to try and salvage what reputation she had left. Word went around town as
Mary was obviously trying to sober up. Until one last hit came and her personal
life fell apart. I could easily tell you what the tragedy as, but in doing
so I would reveal Mary's identity. But it became clear that Mary no longer
cared about said reputation and has embarked on her personal highway to hell.
Poor Mary's family isn't even stepping in to help, which in my opinion has
pushed Mary further over the edge. it's hard to realize that you're just
a meal ticket. Even Mary's ex wants nothing to do with her these days. Someone
should reach out soon, before we have another Britney Lohan fiasco. It's
Not: Selena Gomez; Miranda Cosgrove; Lea Michele. Demi
Lovato
2.
BUZZFOTO
01/03
These on-again, off-again celebrity lovebirds are back on for the time being.
They are driving everyone around them crazy with their excessive PDA and
inappropriate behavior. At a holiday party this last weekend, the two started
having sex on a table and didnt care who saw it.
Drake and Nikki Minaj
3.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/04
You may be wondering what the real story is with this superstar couple. While
they certainly make a good-looking pair, it does seem a little unlikely that
they would have hooked up on their own. The truth is that she is just the
latest in a series of beards for him. The arrangement helps both of their
careers, and they are happy to go along with it for the sake of PR. We think
that our musically-inclined girl may secretly be a Whitney Houston fan, because
while she cant quite match Whitneys voice, she can certainly
take a dating cue from one of her films. She dates the famous actor in public,
but in private, its all about The Bodyguard. Jake
Gyllenhaal/Taylor Swift
4.
BUZZFOTO
01/04
This almost adult star who got their start on a popular Childrens network
(not Disney) claims to be brokenhearted after being dumped by her older costar.
She claims the two were involved for three years, even though he was in a
relationship with someone else. When the source threatened to expose the
relationship because of the celebs underage status, the star was adamant
nothing illegal happened. Jerry Trainor/Jeannette McCurdy "iCarly";
Drake Bell/Miranda Cosgrove "Drake & Josh"
5.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/04
So while our fabulously vexed, killer closeted lesbian Butter Pussy has shown
she has what it takes to defend herself, now it's her turn to be defended.
Though you'll never guess who's sticking up for the megatalented star (who
just happens to prefer girls, not boys, in bed). Remember the same docs who
tattled on Fake à la Ferocity's synthetic heroine use? These are fancy,
licensed medical folk who are used to catering to (a lot) Hollywood's elite.
And this is what some of them are now saying about Butter's infamous battle
with denying her true sexuality. "It's a disorder," piped one of the docs
who actually treats people with mental disorders. "She actually believes
what she's telling you when she says she's not gay. She has totally convinced
herself this is the truth." Added another Ph.D. type: "Don't forget. Deep
down inside, something about her feels it's wrong." Wow. That's really sad.
A super-gifted performer could have the world at her feet (some say she already
does), even if she told them she actually liked to get it on with
chickswhich she so does, trust us on this one. We have even spoken
to a few of her femme notches. But listen, this is also really twisted crap.
Look what this town does to people? Turns them into even bigger, self-delusional
egos than they already are! Man up, Butter, and tell your fansand
yourselfwho you really are. And It Ain't: Nicole Kidman, Katy Perry,
Whitney Houston. Oprah Winfrey
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/05
That certain couple on the big MTV hit reality show has been off and on.
Not just because of his cheating though. Nope. It seems that he has also
hit his girlfriend. More than once. She just keeps taking him back though.
Ronnie/Sammi
"Jersey Shore"
7.
STAR
MAGAZINE 01/05
Which married TV star is getting spicy with yet another side dish? Shes
always denied rumors of cheating, but that hasnt stopped her from hooking
up recently with a hunky NFL star behind her hubbys back. This girl
just cant stop playing with fire. Giada De Laurentiis and
Matt Leinart
8.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/05
This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although
it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, youve probably seen a few
good photos of the event. Well, guess whos not really married? We mean
legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family
party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at
least that should make their "divorce" easier.
Demi
Moore/Ashton Kutcher
9.
BUZZFOTO
01/05
While getting ready for an upcoming awards show, this B list, aging musician
literally ripped her dress to shreds at a fitting when she tried it on. She
was upset because it was too tight, but what she was really venting were
her frustrations that she had gained weight. Two months prior, she had tried
on the dress and it fit. When she tried it on later and it was too small,
she got so angry she ripped it to pieces in front of the designer. Queen
Latifah
10.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 01/05
This Blind Item has been burning a hole in my pocket during my two-month
winter hibernation
er, career transition. A seasoned and extremely
well-known actor who had a recurring role on a popular primetime soap was
canned after several show staffers both the on-camera kind and off
voiced complaints about the stars unprofessional behavior while
at work. Apparently, the onetime big-screen A-lister (who over the past decade
carved a niche for himself on the small screen) was making inappropriate
comments to a number of women. At the risk of having the situation escalate,
producers abruptly wrote out the actor, which forced them to tweak a major
crime story/mystery in which his character was revealed to be the culprit.
Now word is, the bad boy has been forever banned from appearing on any of
this networks shows. So, whos the blacklisted vet? Ryan O'Neal
"90210"
11.
GOSSIP
BOY 01/06
Some things seen and heard around last night Peoples Choice Awards.
1- Which recently single star spent most of the evening going on and on about how they were not the one dumped. Said star took to anyone that would listen about how their ex was a lot trashier than everyone believed. Though this doesn't surprise us, the couple never really liked each other anyway. AnnaLynne McCord (Kellan Lutz)
2- This HW couple spent all evening being professional, but whenever they got into a dark corner, hands went up dresses. They got busted briefly, but the male star talked their way out of it and returned to their seats.
3- One good girl star has apparently had more than she can handle recently and was seen going into her purse over and over for a flask. Guess she cannot handle the rainstorm that has come upon her and chose to drown in vodka instead. Jennifer Aniston
12.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/06 #1
Youre going to be seeing a lot of this foreign born entertainer this
year. What you wont hear so much about is that her push into the U.S.
market is being helped by the fact that she is sleeping with one of the stars
of a popular reality competition show. Since revealing that relationship
would create another messy tabloid frenzy for her, shes going to instead
spend much of this year bearding for one of the stars of another popular
reality competition show. Cheryl Cole sleeping with Simon Cowell
and bearding for Derek Hough
13.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/06 #2
This mother of a troubled star is not helping her childs chance of
recovery. Mommys idea of celebrating her daughters release from
rehab is to do shots with her darling daughter. She is also fully aware that
her daughter was moving next door to another enabler and put up the money
for the deposit. And now shes paid off a worker whose accusations could
have landed Mommys meal ticket behind bars. Well done, Mommy! You really
should be given an award for outstanding parenting. Oh, wait.
Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina
14.
BUZZFOTO
01/06
At a club just last week, these network reality costars were partying together
and having a good time
.. at first. They were signing autographs and
taking pictures with fans and all seemed to be going okay. As the night wore
on and the two had more to drink, they started to lose patience with one
another. They spent the night trying to compete for attention and as they
went to leave, one womans named was called out by a group of people
for a photo. The other got so jealous she slapped her rival and then keyed
her car. The two are currently not speaking.
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/06
This up and coming female writer and director recently had her hands full
on her most recent film. However, dealing with the strange demands of her
exercise loving actress star did not stop our director from being kind. While
filming at a hotel in Texas, one of the executives of the hotel asked the
director if it would be ok if his 13 year old daughter could come watch.
The director not only said yes, but also put the girl into the movie as an
extra and at the end of the day thanked the girl for all her hard work, gave
her a prop from the movie and even autographed it for her.
writer/director:
Shana Fest
movie: Country Strong
exercise loving actress: Gwyneth Paltrow
16.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 01/06
Apparently, what they say of real estate is just as true of television:
Its all about location, location, location! You see, the subject of
todays Blind Item is a cast member on a hit show that shoots
well, not in L.A., lets say. And while the stars in general are pretty
unhappy about it, this one in particular is so miserable that its having
an adverse affect on the entire production! Luckily, if the drama returns
for another season and theres no reason to think it wont
theres an outside chance producers may pack up and head to Cali.
Mind you, the reason isnt JUST the disgruntled cast. Filming away from
TV Central has turned out to be far more expensive than anticipated. And
while the shows ratings are strong, they aint strong enough to
justify the bulging budget. Hawaii Five-O
17.
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SIX/NY POST 01/07
Publicists for which married actor and young starlet recently had a crisis
meeting to discuss how to put on a united front to battle swirling rumors
of an on-set affair? Ben Affleck and Blake Lively
18.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 01/07
Shes talented, sexy and the hottest star on the planet
She
also likes to drink! Hmmmmmmmmm!!!! Beyonce
19.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/07
Poor Princess Powder-Puff, the put-upon young star hasn't exactly had an
easy time of it with the fame game. Drugs have been a staple for the talented
girl, let's be honest. If you had her high-pressured life, you'd probably
resort to chemical addiction, too, right? Well, that combined with your mom
screwing your friends, and you probably would. Yep, right after PPP had one
of her infamous moody incidents (covered widely by the media), everybody
blamed the pretty chick for getting too whacked out on myriad drugs. That's
partly true. But get this: The main reason Powder-Puff went on that particular
bender was because she'd just found out that one of her longtime friends
and business associates had been seduced by her own damn mom! This was a
very hard blow for Ms. Powder-Puff. She had always hearted (big-time) this
particular dude, who's sweet, good-looking andmost importantlytruly
cares for Princess. And she had also gotten her hopes up. See, Puff's never
had much luck with the dudes. And yet she'd finally wrestled herself out
of her latest bad relationship with a skeezy guy, and thought she'd take
her friend/slash biz guy up on an oft-implied romantic interest. Ya know,
maybe finally settle down with a good-hearted, sensible type. But just as
PPP was considering how to shyly go about it, in swoops Princess's momager!
Like she's some kind of older Angelina Jolie, or something! It was also doubling
devastating to Princess, because she and the woman who birthed her always
had a jealous thing going on. Ever since they both embarked on the fabulously
wholesome world of child entertainment together, mom never entirely concealed
how much she wanted to get in on Princess's money, sweat and fame. And Princess
had always sort of brushed it aside. Well, not after that, she didn't. The
two barely speak now. And folks have no idea why. Uh, now they do. And It
Ain't: Mischa Barton, Selena Gomez, Lindsay Lohan. Demi
Lovato
20.
POPBITCH
01/07
Which washed out singer-songwriter might have overestimated the demand
for his upcoming 2011 comeback? He failed to charm even a single person on
the domestic violence awareness course he was ordered to attend after assaulting
his partner during his time away from the spotlight. They all regarded him
as a "bit of a knob".
21.
BUZZFOTO
01/07
This one is almost too odd to be true, but it happened. This couple with
a short lived relationship that recently split claimed to do so amicably,
when in truth the male was a hanger-on that had an annoying habit. The story
goes that he was constantly leaving items at her apartment so hed have
a reason to stop by. The final straw was when she made sure to clean up all
of his stuff and return it to him so he wouldnt find an excuse to show
up for no reason. After a long day on set, she returned home to find several
urgent messages from him (while high) claiming that he desperately needed
to get in to her apartment to retrieve his
.. teeth. After that,
she dumped him.
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/07
#1 - This reality star with his own television show was stopped on the street
recently. He thought it was because people wanted to meet him and discuss
real estate or something. Nope. They didn't even recognize him, or want to
talk to him, just his dog who they recognized from the show.
Chad
Rogers "Million Dollar Listing"
#2 - Affairs happen all the time, but when they involve a long time married Academy Award winner/nominee actor who presents to the world a very loving home front it is worth a blind. Warren Beatty
#3 & #4 - This pretty much B list actress who is in one of the biggest
movies of all time has a boyfriend who told a group of people at a recent
party that he was the boss in their relationship and that he will also be
making the decisions of what movies his girlfriend will be doing next.
#3
- Actress: Kate Winslet
#4 - Movie: "Titanic"
22.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/08
What nearly 50 year old Hollywood cougar has a bad case of baby fever? This
fading beauty who has dated a string of young Hollywood hunks
is planning to get pregnant with her current, 20-something stud.
Vivica
A. Fox
24.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/09
Which formerly high-profile reality star is trying so hard to get back into
the spotlight that she has agreed to undergo cosmetic surgery ON CAMERA for
her next TV gig? The thin blonde was recently spotted with a film crew in
tow as she underwent Botox injections. Paris Hilton
25.
BILLY
MASTERS 01/10
Could it be that a certain siren is sucking up to certain sexpot's sibling?
Let's hear Liza try to say that three times fast! Everyone is gabbing about
this latest conjunction as if it means somthing. Honey, not only does he
have a famous sister, but he's a "sister" - if you catch my drift.
Eva Longoria and Penelope Cruz's brother Eduardo
26.
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SIX/NY POST 01/10
1. Which former supermodel who has a long-term boyfriend was spotted getting
hot and heavy with a gorgeous, leggy female blonde in the back of a limo
on the way to Atlantic City, causing blushes from the driver who politely
"raised the partition"?
2. Which staunchly sober actor was spotted repeatedly sniffing the contents of a plastic container on a recent movie set, and when asked by the crew what he was inhaling, said: "Whiskey?" Tom Hardy
3. Which longtime married A-list actor is having a secret affair with an former foreign beauty queen who now works at a top New York restaurant?
27.
GOSSIP
BOY 01/10
One boy, one girl. A very popular couple on their series, actually probably
the only reason the show is still on and as popular as it is. Back when a
certain show started, Nelle Wafer was a virtual unknown actress looking for
her big break. She had little parts here and there, but nothing that made
her a household name. When they were casting her love interest, she learned
they were thisclose to filling it with a crush of hers and she was ecstatic.
Sadly, her crush passed on the role and they filled it with another actor,
John Deere. Nelle never really had met John Deere, but she considered him
a washed up has been that never caught on and she wanted her big break. She
thought he would pull her down with him and Nelle was furious. But a co-star
told her that she and JD would have no chemistry if she worked it right and
they would break them up. JD knew that this was his last shot at stardom
and he was not about to let her ruin it. She played it down, he played it
up and now years later they are stuck together. At first, they dealt with
it, but as their popularity grew, tensions ran wild. Arguments on the set
about him taking his time getting there, having to do re-shoots because the
look of disdain was clear on their faces during intimate scenes. After about
a year or two, the writers had had enough. But it's all about the viewers,
don't ya know. They demanded the couple back together and Nelle and JD were
forced back to sleeping with the enemy. Now it's a different game though.
Nelle has had it and with her contract about up, she is demanding that they
split the two up or she walks. And without her, there is nothing. She has
threatened the same thing in the beginning of the couple's courtship, but
she wasn't as famous back then and they hired a little replacement to show
her that she wasn't really needed. Nelle is demanding that they split the
couple up, using the excuse that their loving relationship would be the death
of the show. But Nelle isn't budging and JD is joining the campaign. The
big head knows that a choice must be made, but the only way to separate the
two would be by murder, and they already tried that. They had better do something
before their show becomes a hotbed of controversy. "Grey's Anatomy"
Ellen Pompeo/Patrick Dempsey
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/10
There is a music studio in NYC owned by one of the biggest labels on the
planet. Mostly hip hop artists record there, but there are lots of others
too. Apparently it is the studio that is known for the most and biggest pot
smokers in the music business. Snoop records there. Method Man. You get the
picture. Well, despite the presence of those formidable opponents, the person
who smokes the most pot in this studio is this A list singer who was in a
big group and has done really well on his own. Hmm, he is also married and
has collaborated on a really big hit too.
Rob
Thomas "Matchbox Twenty" ; "Smooth" with Carlos Santana
29.
BUZZFOTO
01/10
This C List "actress" known for not being an intellectual is trying to impress
a B list co-star who is super smart. Shes hired a tutor to help her
appear more intellectual. Shes reading Plato and other philosophers
and memorizing poetry and is also consulting a "Life Coach" to help her use
this knowledge in every day situations.
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/11
This former A list movie and television actor, recently lost a great deal
of weight. Apparently it was not enough though. At a recent party, he sat
his still large frame into an antique chair and it promptly collapsed under
his weight. Damage? $35,000.
John
Goodman
31.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/11
What sitcom side kick from a hugely popular series was recently spotted at
an adult theatre outside of Houston? This diminutive star is openly gay and
an eyewitness was shocked to see the actor engaging in some naughty X rated
activity. Leslie Jordan "Will & Grace"
32.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 01/12
Heres some news thatll excite a buncha you
and then frustrate
that same bunch, because sorry! it comes in the form of a Blind
Item: A hit drama series whose final season was announced in the last 12
months may not be ending after all! Know which one yet? Ill give you
some clues
Though the network told the world that the plug had been
pulled, apparently not everyone involved in the show was in agreement about
that. In fact, to this day, talks are ongoing behind scenes to extend its
run, one way (in its current form) or another (in a tweaked form or even
as a series of TV movies). Sound like somethings rotten in the state
of Denmark? Yeah, Im with ya there. Another big clue: No, it is not
Tru Calling. That was axed ages ago. Let it go!
The
Closer
33.
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SIX/NY POST 01/12
Which opera diva should be nicknamed "Cosi Fan Booty" due to her reluctance
to wear panties under her costume? Says an opera goer who got an eyeful from
the front row, "Say what you will about the production, but the carpet always
matches the drapes!" Following comments from fellow cast members, the "commando
soprano" relented and now sports a thong. Anna Netrebko; Claudia
Waite
34.
BUZZFOTO
01/12
This B list, East Coast rapper might sing about the ladies, surround himself
with the ladies and brag about his conquests, but the truth is- hes
a virgin. Hes not gay, but has no interest in having actual sex with
women, hes just interested in the perception that he is. Waka
Flocka
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/12
I guess there must be some serious trust issues. This foreign born, A list
(barely) always movie actress got into a huge knock down drag out fight with
her celebrity husband. Our actress took an insurance physical and was told
she had an STD. Considering she did not have one before she berated her husband
for hours. He kept denying it, but she did not believe him. Then she got
a call and said she was clean. The office had got the samples mixed up. Not
a great New Years weekend. Salma Hayke
36.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/12
Which A-List Oscar winner refuses to come out of the closet even though everyone
in Hollywood already knows he is gay? The talented thespian says he needs
to keep his sexuality a secret to make his straight characters more believable.
But his friends say he is really just afraid of losing primo leading roles.
Kevin Spacey
37.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 01/12
1, Which rock-star survivor is in a relationship with that weird lady mainly
because she helps hook him up with younger women? Brett
Michaels
2. Which Oscar-nominated Brit with a large penis is basically a leather queen who cuts quite a swath in his head-to-toe biker drag? Ralph Fiennes
3. Which enduring TV star is a big lesbian, the public love of her life having actually been a closeted queen who routinely hired hustlers? Betty White/Allen Ludden
4. Which superstar has been known to pretend to play guitar in concert, usually with his back to the audience? Eddie Van Halen; Jon Bon Jovi; Dave Mathews
5. Which longtime screen villain is a baddie in real life, too, absolutely horrendous to work with, according to all reports? John Malkovich
6. Which still-working '80s actress recently redid her whole face except for her mouth, and it looks a tad middle-period Picasso? Ellen Barkin
7. Which famous married lady who does music on the side is unsurprisingly surrounded in that endeavor by big-time lesbians? Jada Pinkett Smith
8. Which show skimped on paying an orchestra, but still, poetically enough, lost half a million bucks? Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark
9. Which lanky and quirky middle-aged actor works out in jeans, a leather jacket, and dress shoes, as if his body is too precious for strangers to see? Crispin Glover
10. Which gay mogul recently met a young guy at a soiree and offered "any amount you want" to go home with him, as long as the guy wasn't hairy? (He specifically wanted dirty, sweaty sex with a smooth Jewish twink. The guy said, "Oy.") David Geffen; Barry Diller; Scott Ruddin
11. Which troubled ex-club owner now sadly lives in his shuttered club (sans plumbing), which he can't seem to sell to anyone who can make a go of it? Noel Ashman "Plumm"
12. Which moderately plus-size movie star has led the straight family life for years, but I hear he's actually a big, raving homosexual? Phillip Seymour Hoffman
13. Which major TV star used to be a really nice young man, but once he noticed that people regularly took advantage of him, he became the hardened, drug-addled psycho we know and love today? Charlie Sheen
14. Which multi-Oscar nominated actress befriended that blonde and was all up in her face with pseudo-kindness (this was years ago), not letting on that she was already fucking the blonde's man? Angelina Jolie/Laura Dern/Billy Bob Thornton; Angelina Jolie/Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt
15. Which thirtyish rising star is such a weirdly overanalytical geek that she puts dozens of notes on every script page, scribbling comments and questions about seemingly simple motivations, words, and actions, even for crap movies? Rosario Dawson; Olivia Munn
16. What famous person's son who married that other famous person's relation is supposedly a gay? Jared Kushner (married to Ivanka Trump)
17. Which white rapper takes scary control of photo shoots these days, because the poor thing is still burned by that ages-ago photo that made him look "too gay"? Eminem
18. Which unwittingly camp Z-list director has made up an agent for himself, which business people figured out when the agent's e-mails turned out to be in the very same broken English as the director's?
19. Which actor who seems like a gay-positive hetero slept with at least one young gentleman, according to the (very happy) guy? James Franco
20. Which famous person who's directing has typically been acting like a micromanaging nightmare, not allowing some of the creative folks hired on the project to think outside her box? Angelina Jolie "Untitled Bosnian War Love Story"; Madonna "W.E."
21. Which twink-turned-director once helped procure a hustler for the
boy-band mogul who's currently rotting in prison?
director: Steven Antin
mogul: Lou Pearlman
22. Which competition-show judge got an escort from the same agency five years ago and he's obviously pleased with the goods since they're still together? Nigel Lythgoe
38.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/13
This award-winning actress has done lots of film and television. Her focus
right now, however, is on her weight (which is higher than it was at her
career peak). She wants to get back into the spotlight so badly that she
is finally circling the dreaded gastric bypass surgery. Theres an
interesting twist to this plan. She is talking about having the surgery and
recovery filmed for a reality show. Barring any surprises, this should happen
within the next year.
Kirstie
Alley
39.
POPBITCH
01/13
Which member of the Glee cast was partying over the holidays on Boracay island
in the Philippines and managed to mistakenly pull a ladyboy (male
homosexual)?
Mark
Salling; Darren Criss
40.
BUZZFOTO
01/13
This B/B + actor has an authority problem. Hes in a big buzz movie
that will be coming out next year but he is at risk for losing his job because
he argues with everyone on the set, mainly the big-name director. Hes
such a know it all, production is debating ripping up his contract and making
him leave. The crew is secretly getting back at him by playing subtle pranks
on him. His clothes are moved or missing, he ends up getting food he didnt
order, etc. Josh Brolin/Barry Sonnenfeld "Men in Black III"
41.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 01/13
This Singers family is very disappointed with her recent career moves.
But, there is nothing they can do because she needs money for her kids.
Toni Braxton for considering Playboy
42.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/13
The fans of this conservative, national, A list radio talk show host would
be plenty surprised to know he is cheating on his wife. Guess that whole
family values thing only applies to others. Glenn Beck
43.
HOLY
MOLY 01/14 **#1**
"So there's the openly gay UK indie band/solo singer who is boasting to all
and sundry about the blow job he recently received from another male UK lead
singer. The interesting part is WHO the blower was... massively successful,
massively famous and most definitely married with several children. No
Way!"
UK indie band/solo singer: Kele
UK lead singer: Gavin Rossdale; Pete Townsend; Gary Barlow
44.
HOLY
MOLY 01/14 **#2**
What is it with these hush hush closet type people? Openly gay Glee actor
Johnathan Groff is currently in a relationship with a less than openly gay
Star Trek actor. No, not that one. And not Simon Pegg either.
Zachary
Quinto
45.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/14
This actor has been under a lot of scrutiny about his sexuality. While he
has been keeping a very low public profile (with the exception of a magazine
cover here or there), he isnt exactly sitting at home with the wife
and kids night after night. In fact, he recently made an appearance at a
WeHo gay bar with some male friends. They were swigging down drinks and cracking
jokes about a certain organization to which he belongs. No, the organization
is not The Hair Club for Men.
John
Travolta "Scientology"
46.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/14
We've always had a girl-crush on Carmelita Salami-Climber. She's très
likable. Hell, this reality starlet has won America over, and it doesn't
look like she'll be dancing out of the spotlight anytime soon. But we just
learned the funniest story about Carmelita, while she was trying to make
the jump from being just famous to über-famous: See, Miz Climber has
been in the Hollywood scene for many years and has never been strapped for
cash. What's a hottie to do when she wants a pair of shoes that even the
most A-list of celebs are on the waiting list for? Screw the guy who is the
celebrity endorser for the company, natch! At a house party a while back,
Salami-Climber ran into the dark and handsome dude who, at the time, was
working with the brand that had the goods Carm was lusting after. And the
conversation went a little something like this: "I'm dying to get those new
shoes. How do I get off the wait list?" Salami-Climber asked, batting those
pretty eyelashes of hers. "If you fk me I'll make it happen," laughed
celeb. X. "OK." The good-looking duo (who are still pals, for what it's worth)
proceeded to go upstairs at the house party and do it in the shower. We need
to turn on the cold water just hearing about this one! More than a few partygoers
witnessed this wet n' wild encounter go downliterally. The glittery
folks in attendance followed right along to see the licentious exchange go
down, as it were. And before you judge, keep in mind many on the guest list
of that party have done much worse things to get what they wanted. Weird,
this kinda makes us like CSC even more? Can't say why, exactly. Maybe it's
because Carmelita actually still sleeps with this guy semi on the reg (when
she's not dating someone else famous to keep her in the spotlight), so why
not get a good pair of heels out of it? And It Ain't: Kelli Bensimon, Patti
Stanger, Lo Bosworth. Kim Kardashian
47.
BUZZFOTO
01/14
Picture this female actress, born in the early 80's, surrounded by all her
money. Shes known for being super wealthy and bringing in the big bucks
at the box office. Now picture seeing several cars parked outside her house
each day. Are they the paparazzi? No, theyre collectors trying to collect
on unpaid debts and some waiting to serve her papers. She might make some
nice dough, but she sure doesnt know how to pay her bills.
48.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/14
#1 - Although all the women who announced they were pregnant in the past
two weeks all have boyfriends or husbands, one of the women is unsure if
it is said boyfriend/husband or the guy she was cheating with.
Kate
Hudson
#2 - And you thought Demi Lovato was the worst tweener. Well, she is, but this still A list tweener and C list to the rest of the world broke up with her boyfriend after she got an abortion. Miley Cyrus
#3 - This B- list actress from a CBS comedy had to stop getting a Brazilian wax done professionally because her genital warts just will not go away.
#4 - Which Real Housewife ( in a city currently airing) enjoys a little wake me up cocaine every morning. Taylor "RHofBH"
49.
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SIX/NY POST 01/17
1. Which Hollywood actor has a penchant for porn stars whom he visits regularly
with a guy friend? The actor then films his friend in the act.
Mickey Rourke
2. Which affable TV anchor regularly takes trips to Florida to be with his mistress while his wife knowingly sits at home?
3. Which TV star is so desperate to milk his image as a caring father that he tips off fotogs to catch him being a doting dad in public places -- then hands the kid back to its mother once the snapper has his shot? Mario Lopez
50.
BUZZFOTO
01/17
People sometimes forget that this young and talented actor was a child star.
In his early acting days he claims he once had a steamy make-out session
with the girl who played his sister on the show. Shia LaBeouf/Christy
Carlson Romano "Even Stevens"
51.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/17
Sharp-witted Ricky Gervais of The Office hosted the Golden Globe Awards Sunday
night. In his opening monologue, he talked about films that were and were
not nominated. "Also not nominated
I Love, You Philip Morris
Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor
two heterosexual actors pretending to
be gay. So
the complete opposite of some famous Scientologists
"
The audience responded with a collective gasp and some nervous laughter.
To whom was Ricky Gervais referring? Tom Cruise and John
Travolta
52.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/17
You all know dear Me-Me Dallas is our fave trampy starlet in town, but we
like to keep one eye open on the crackers Chiquita, as well. Remember her?
The prettyand pretty crazygal wreaking havoc on her hit TV show
by sleeping with her boss in order to get more face time? Oh ya, she also
wanted said suit to write her ex off the show. But the latter plan didn't
work out. So what's Ms. C up to now? Attempting to smear his reputation all
around town, that's what. Chiqy can't seem to get over the fact that she
was left in the dust, so she's spreading rumors everywhere she can that her
ex is doing the same thing she is! As in sleeping with one of his bosses.
And the rumor ain't true, trust us. But the sad fact is, C doesn't hate the
ex, at all. More like she's still totally head over heels in love with him
(tho she has a funny way of showing it by trying to sleep with his friends).
Also, Chiquita, who has a pretty decent bod with a face to match, makes plans
to arrive at the same time to any event her ex is also attending...on purpose.
Her car will be bumper to bumper behind his. Always. Add to that whack-job
behavior, C likes to make unannounced visits to her hunky former man's set
trailer, just to make sure there are no ladies creeping around. Is this girl
single white female or what? Thing is, we don't understand how none of this
is getting out. We're thisclose to just outing the babe ourselves, but with
the crap she's capable of pulling, we want to be able to rest easy at night.
The bitchiest of Twi-hards should take lessons from this broad. And It Ain't:
Taylor Momsen, Snooki, AnnaLynne McCord. Naya Rivera "Glee"
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/17
So, this almost A list movie actress who never does television (except for
cameos) had a date who was not the brightest tool in the shed. Hey, they
match. Anyway, the guy took out a little vial of coke during the ceremony
and the guy seated next to the idiot says, "You do know they are showing
this on television right?" The idiot replied and I swear this is 100% true.
"Well, they would just edit it out right? I mean doesn't everyone do it?"
Anne Hathaway
54.
BUZZFOTO
01/18
This actress (who can sing) had some publicized plastic surgery a while back.
Sources tell us that she has a room at home with every published photo of
her she has found taped all over the wall. On each photos shes taken
a sharpie to herself and circled the things she finds wrong with her appearance
in the photos. The source says she visits the room every day comparing the
photos with her appearance, obsessed with her flaws. Ashlee Simpson
Wentz
55.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/18
There are so many Golden Globe Awards after-parties that its almost
impossible to avoid bumping into someone you dont particularly want
to see. These contentious and very famous exes wound up at the same party,
literally within a few feet of each other. When someone asked her if she
knew that her ex was there, our actress simply rolled her eyes and calmly
returned to the previous topic. She did manage, however, to make a sarcastic
comment about another famous film actress who was at the awards show (but
not this particular after-party). When someone commented that the other actress
only had one film project in the works, our actress commented "Well, she
certainly has a promising career ahead of her in television."
Tom
Cruise/Nicole Kidman/Gwyneth Paltrow
56.
STAR
MAGAZINE 01/18
Which starlet had a breakdown over the holidays after ending this with her
ex once and for all? Turns out he wasnt just cheating on her. He had
given her the sexually transmitted disease chlamydia for the third
time! Kelly Osborne
57.
IN
TOUCH WEEKLY 01/18
Which handsome TV Star makes his assistants juggle and hide
calls from his flings so that his baby mama wont find out about them?
Mario Lopez
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/18
This former A list tweener actress and now someone we seem to be stuck with
for a few more years was recently filming a movie. One of her co-stars is
a lesbian and the two started talking about it. At one point our tweener
was talking about how it was wrong and blah blah and then next thing you
know she is asking her co-star if she would be willing to experiment with
her.
Miley
Cyrus
59.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 01/19
1. Which well-known moneyman had sex with four young and attractive Asian
women within five hours at his New Year's Eve bacchanal? Donny
Deutsch; Mark Zuckerberg
2. WHICH female international jet-setter known for dating high-profile men has a secret relationships with two sexy Russian girls in New York? Naomi Campbell
3. WHICH celebrity chef has had his reputation put at risk by the penny-pinching owners of an Upper West Side bar and restaurant who have left the kitchen so bereft of fresh bread that patrons have been served aging scraps?
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/19
Last night a party, this former B list television actor and now a guy who
just screams cooties and sleaze when you look at him, was doing his usual
pick up game. Well, he got the phone number of one woman and was chatting
her up and telling her she is amazing and can't wait to spend time with her.
Really pouring it on. Later she walks up to him when he is getting the number
of another woman and he tells her, "Oh, I found someone better, but I will
still call you when I need something quick."
Wilmer
Valderrama
61.
STAR
MAGAZINE 01/19
Which vertically-challenged actor has his female assistant of 15 years do
more than just run errands? According to an insider, she must also have sex
with him whenever he wants it. His actress wife of decades has no clue.
Danny DeVito
62.
IN
TOUCH WEEKLY 01/19
Which movie star has sent her assistants to score drugs for her? She has
even made them get high with her when she had no other friends around. Bet
they hope shell stay clean this time! Lindsay Lohan
63
BUZZFOTO
01/19
This A List actress not in a celebrity relationship sometimes turns men off
with her silly antics in the bedroom. She enjoys really tacky, really cheesy
sex toys. She thinks shes being naughty with her leopard-print furry
handcuffs and her edible underwear, but most of the men leave rolling their
eyes. Jennifer Aniston; Anne Hathaway
64.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/20
This almost A list always foreign born movie actor was dining at a restaurant
two nights ago with his B list movie actress significant other. When our
actor saw who was serving them, our actor told his significant other they
could ask for another waiter because it turns out our actor had slept with
the waiter. His significant other replied, "Oh, its ok, I slept with him
too."
HINT:
The actress has slipped down to B-/C+ and is a new mom but not with the boyfriend
in the blind who makes his living off one franchise now.
Jude Law and Sienna Miller
65.
BUZZFOTO
01/20
This Latin actress wants her publicist to only set her up with white
guys. Although she has someone she has been in love with since childhood
who is Latin, she thinks that dating a Latin man wont help her image
as much as a white one will. She will put her career in front of her
relationships at all costs and has broken the heart of her childhood sweetheart.
Eva Mendez
66.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 01/21
1. A Pro Baller is declaring himself a changed man because he met the right
Woman who offered a dash of reality. Problem is that woman isnt the
Babymomma of his three children with whom he had a long time relationship
with that never resulted in marriage. Lamar Odom; Chad
Ochochinco
2. This Actor is slowly explaining his actions for an abrupt breakup with his Girlfriend. It seems the two no longer live together after she gave birth to a child. When the tabloids starting to pick up the story, he declared .. via the social networks ..The Kid Is Not My Son! Idris Elba
67.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/21
Oh King Schlong! How happy you're about to make many of your groupies all
over the world, when they find out that high profile relationship you're
in don't mean a thang. See, King is king for a reason. He's charming, knows
how to command a room, and is good looking in that yeah, I know I'm the s--t
kind of way. So, it only makes sense he found an equally yummy counterpart
whom he has flaunted all over the world. But does she know where her man's
penis plays when she's away? Lots of places, really, but one girl she might
be super pissed about her man shagging is a well-known L.A. party chick who
has bedded the likes of one Shafterella Shoshtein's boy bitches, Super
Duper-Cooper, and the bisexual star who gave Crescent Kumquat herpes. Don't
you just love the one degree of Blind Vice separation in this town? Anyhoo,
party honey was pulling her phone out and showing all kinds of dirty texts
that King Schlong was sending her while he was supposedly with his pretty
babe. "She's so stupid," quipped the preening slut about King's main gal.
"He cheats on her all the time. But he's good in bed and hot, so I don't
feel bad about it." It's true, King Schlong has his moniker for a reason.
He's quite royally equipped. And it's only a matter of time before that gorgeous
babe of his catches him putting his jewels where they don't belongand
calls it off. Clearly, it's what the eternal bachelor is aiming for. And
It Ain't: Joel Madden, Kanye West, Johnny Depp.
King Schlong: Justin Timberlake/
yummy counterpart: Jessica Biel
L.A. party chick:
Shafterella Shoshstein's boy bitch: (Reese Witherspoon) Jake Gyllenhaal or
Ryan Phillippe
Super Duper-Cooper:John Mayer
Crescent Kumquat: Chace Crawford
68.
IN
TOUCH MAGAZINE 01/21
1. Which boy-bander was so put out when his assistant brought him the wrong
thing for lunch that he threw the sandwich at the wall? Apparently, hunger
gives him a bad temper. AJ McLean
2. Which reality housewife from east of the Mississippi made her assistant miss her own familys Christmas dinner to cook one for her boss? And she wouldnt let her eat a bite! LuAnn Countess de Lesseps
69.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/22
This legendary rock/R&B singer recently had a death in the family that
was officially ruled as "natural causes," but family members are protecting
a relative who they believe killed the deceased.
Tina
Turner
70.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/23
Which married British TV star with a cult following on this side of the Atlantic
recently won a gag order in England to keep his cheating under wraps? The
love rat claimed it would be "very distressing" to his family if his extramarital
affair was uncovered. A judge agreed after a woman hed cheated with
tried to extort a bundle of money from him by threatening to go public with
their dirty dalliance! Hugh Laurie
71.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/24
Cruella Lies to Save Her Evil Ass: The older Cruella St. Shackles gets, the
weirder this broad becomes. She's shocked Hollywood a number of times with
erratic movie choices, her boobs, her venom, her dubious choice in men, hell,
even her damn clothes constantly get attackedor worshipped. And, weirdly
enough, Cruella's begun doing some of her best acting work in ages. Which
is always a sign that her personal life is a disaster: "She's busy telling
the world how great her family life is," reveals a very-inside Cruella camper,
"and, you can believe it's not." Yep, while Cruella tells any media rag that'll
listen how simple and homey her big-star life really is, just the opposite
is true. The broad's kids are messes (in many regards), the husband's cheating
and drugging again and the bitch is getting treated horribly by her own damn
mother! Jeez, we're starting to almost feel sorry for the tough old star,
but, sorry, not quite. And the surest sign that Cruella's close to cracking?
In deciding how best to cope with her crapfest of a life (much of which she
brought on herself by treating everyone within her reach like roach turds),
C's decided the best method will be
beating everybody to the tabloid
punch. In other words, she knows former members of her team are threatening
to not only write books about her, but, just rip her to shreds, period. She
also knows it's only a matter of time before the media becomes more aware
of her myriad lies, including the ones about her physical appearance. So,
bit by bit, Cruella has decided to start telling half-truths about her "truths."
To the press. They've already started to get out. But, we should tell Cruella
she shouldn't have bothered. It's only going to make things worse. And It
Ain't: Jennifer Lopez, Sharon Stone, Jada Pinkett Smith. Nicole
Kidman
72.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 01/24
Hit Show Caters to Star's Death Wish: You know how you can tell when youve
really "made it" in Hollywood? When youre getting bumped off the hit
TV show on which you recur, and the powers that be let you dictate how you
go out. And what a coincidence: Thats exactly what happened to the
subject of todays blind item! The bona fide "name" is returning to
the drama on which he/she has previously appeared later this season for what,
given his/her impending on-screen demise, should be the last time. But when
you-dont-know-who read in the script that their alter ego was to perish
in an explosion, this performers reps demanded, er, requested that
their client be shot instead. Huh? It gets weirder. Though no reason for
the shifting of the cause of death was given (not to me, anyway), the network
and the producers both OKd the change. So, one way or another,
theres now a toe tag with this characters name on it. (Hint:
I have a sneaking suspicion a good chunk of the audience will not be sad
to see this person go. Actually, Im sure of it.) So, guesses as to
the identity of the actor/actress whose next scene partner will be the Grim
Reaper?
Justin
Bieber "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/24
This pregnant almost A list movie actress who only does cameos on television
just found out her A list movie actor cheated on her with this A list movie
actress who is not pregnant, but has kids with her husband.
Penelope
Cruz/Javier Bardem/Julia Roberts
74.
BUZZFOTO
01/24
At a big Sundance party, opening night- this Male Olympian stayed at the
club until six in the morning until the girls at his table were so drunk
they were passed out. Once the ladies were good and out of it, his entourage
carried them quietly up to the athletes room. A waitress reported that
one of the women already had most of her clothing off and had to be covered
up in the Olympians coat. What a gentleman. Shaun White
75.
IN
TOUCH WEEKLY 01/24
Which young celebrity makes her assistant pick up her dog poop? As if
thats not bad enough, she also lets her pooch pee everywhere.
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/25
This A list long time rocker from one of the biggest rock groups ever has
a secret. Although he has encouraged a reputation that he is a ladies man
and has dated supermodels in the past, he did so knowing he has a very small
peen. Extra small. Small as his first name in inches. So small that when
he goes on tour he only ever has sex with groupies that have had several
of the band or road crew first. Our singer feels like this way she will be
tired and not notice how small he is.
Axl
Rose
77.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/25
When some bold paparazzi asked this acting couple about a joke a comedian
had recently made about the male half of their team, neither of them could
muster a grin. Just icy, cold silence. However, away from the cameras, he
was quite furious about the whole thing. Unfortunately for him, theres
no legal way to fight a blind joke. On the other hand, the wife actually
thought that the joke was hilarious, and had a difficult time not reacting
in her husbands presence when she first heard it. While shes
glad that shes held up her end of the deal, she cant be held
responsible for other people chipping away at her husbands reputation.
Their relationship has been over for months now, and she is just counting
the days left on her contract, at which point she can cash out and move on.
Tom
Cruise/Katie Holmes
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/26
This actor from a network show has gotten all fired up and pervy at the clubs
over the years. He purposefully exposes himself to random girls and then
propositions them. He is into threesomes and the occasional same-sex encounter.
Oh, and hes married with kids. Even though his wife has been publicly
humiliated by him in the past, she stays. Money, money, money.
Balthazar Getty
(Balt,
as his friends call him, is fond of letting his penis fall from his pants
at inopportune moments, according to a LA-based journalist, causing his pals
to urge him to "set some boundaries.")
79.
BUZZFOTO
01/26
This A List aging actor was at a Sundance party sans girlfriend at a table
with several other big names. He stayed at the party only a few hours, but
entertained himself by buying shots for the waitress working his table. He
seemed to enjoy seeing her flirt and make out with his buddies, although
he didnt partake himself. Our source tells us that he sat back with
a small smile and with arms folded as the waitress became more and more
intoxicated and got more and more physical with her guests. (The waitress
was later reprimanded). Al Pacino
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/26
This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and
a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began
flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, "Look. Lets
just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom,
you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." The waitress walked away
and got someone else to serve the table.
Jeremy
Piven
81.
POPBITCH
01/27
Which chubby funnyman got his wires crossed when a prospective business partner
emailed him? He replied saying he was "generally, though not exclusively,
a bottom and enjoys being submissive"? David Walliams
82.
BUZZFOTO
01/27
Were getting lots of good Blinds from our Sundance source this year.
Our source has another interesting piece of info about the Olympian we told
you about earlier. This time, she claims that whenever he and his
crew are in Vegas partying at a famous club the athlete only
tips 2% of his bill. The owner of the club is very frustrated with him and
has told the servers to avoid his table when he comes in. He expects freebies
and gives very little for what he gets. Shaun White
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/27
What former very high B list movie actress who is now the answer to one messed
up career via booze and drugs is at Fashion Week in Paris where she had a
threesome with this long time A list movie actress and her celebrity boyfriend.
I wonder if she charged the guy. I bet she thought about it.
Tara
Reid/Cameron Diaz/A-Rod
84.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/27
It will be baby season soon, and you can expect a lot of stars to add to
their families in the upcoming months! This group includes a very famous
actress, who we hear is expecting a little bundle of joy. No, she hasnt
announced it publicly yet, but she is already making preparations, including
the selection of a name. If everything goes as planned, she will be naming
the baby after an equally famous celebrity with whom she is good friends
(but its not the celebrity you expect) . The name is actually very
nice, and it fits in well with the actress family. Despite that, we
hope she reconsiders before the baby arrives. If she doesnt, she is
in for a rude awakening the first time she Googles the babys name for
news or photos. Why? Because its the same name as that of not-very-famous
porn actress.
actress: Reese Witherspoon
hubby to be: Jim Toth
friend: Jennifer Garner
porn name:
Jennifer
Toth
85.
BUZZFOTO
01/28
About two years ago these two stars broke up and the public went nuts. The
actress dropped off the radar for a while. What we didnt know was that
she was carrying his baby and the pregnancy was the reason for the split.
If we understand our source correctly, neither wanted a baby but she didnt
believe in abortion. The stress of the situation was too big a strain on
their relationship and so they split. She had her baby quietly and gave it
up for adoption with no one the wiser.
Hayden
Panettiere/Milo Ventimiglia
86.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 01/28
There could be baby news coming soon from a popular
Rapper/Actress/Singer
she wants to be a mom!
Queen
Latifah
87.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/28
She says she does not like to talk about money. She actually talks constantly
to everyone around her about how much she has and how much she wants. She
says that there is no sex tape. There is, and her husbands in it. She
says she doesnt know if she is coming back next season. She does know.
And she is.
Camille
Grammer
88.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/28
Two Hot Almost-Out Hunks in Love! Look, our Blind Vices aren't always about
crack, heroin, orgies and selling your soul to the fame devil. Sometimes
we have a happy little love story for ya! Today, we're celebratingand
encouraginghot-ass stars Kirkland Dogmatic and Teddy Big-Treat and
their new-found affair! "They are so into each other," say close mutual friends.
"And very protective of each other." So much so, that Teddy, who is out,
is going along with Kirk's very insistent advice from his team. "We're just
good friends," is what T has been blabbing to industry folks, protecting
his BF, who has one foot in the closet, and who also just happens to have
one of the cutest, most seductively unusual pusses in town right now. And
so far, Kirk's going along with it, which is overwhelmingly echoed by Dogmatic's
team of advisors. See, it's not just a somewhat successful boutique career
Kirkland's got in front of himself right now, but a major piece of the hugely
successful Invasion From Planet Octopus franchisewhich Kirkland and
his advisor's are cashing in on majorly. Oh, crap, here we go again: As usual,
it's money that's deciding everything. Hmmm. What will happen next? Something
slightly scandalous, we suspect, as Kirky's never been one to play the fake-beard
game. In fact, he detests it more than Lea Michele hates to be unnoticed.
Oh, did we forget to tell you one half of this equation is closely associated
with the delightful diva? And It Ain't: Chris Colfer and Liam Hemsworth,
Lance Bass and Matthew Morrison, Jake Gyllenhaal and T.R. Knight.
Jonathan
Groff/Zachary Quinto
89.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/28
Sorry this is late, but how about I tell you Charlie Sheen has the herp.
That should make up for it a little. Anyway there is a former A list movie
star who is still a solid B and beloved by a blogger to the north. Anyway
it turns out our actor recently caught the same disease. Wonder if that played
a part in his most recent breakup.
movie star: Ryan Reynolds; Colin Farrell
blogger: Zack Taylor; Lainey's Gossip
90.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 01/31
1. Which hot actor was seen asking numerous famous people for Viagra after
things got hot and heavy with an actress during a night of hard partying?
2. Which high-ranking entertainment executive got Sundance off to a flying start by offering free ecstasy -- "the good stuff"-- to partygoers, sparking a lot of love in the room?
3. Which Z-lister had to fly home in disgrace from Sundance in coach -- paying extra for her bulging bags -- after shamelessly feasting on the swag suites? Tila Tequila
91.
BUZZFOTO
01/31
One last Sundance blind for you from the festival this year. Which up and
coming C-list actor with promise, excused himself after the Q & A of
the film he was in to the nearest bathroom to sob openly in one of the stalls?
The source claims that feedback was slightly harsh towards his
performance and he was so overwhelmed with grief he cried until friends finally
found him and took him back to his hotel room. Channing Tatum "Son
of No One"
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#1**
This B list rap star who also acts in movies and even on Broadway was scheduled
to do a tour of Australia. The thing is he told the promoter one thing who
went out and sold a bunch of tickets and then two days before the show said
he was not going to be able to make it and could the promoter reschedule
the entire festival for our rapper. Umm, no. Our rapper has his tour rescheduled
to fit his new dates. The problem is he decides he does not want to get on
the plane in the US so the dates are postponed again and again and again.
A few of the shows which had to be postponed are charity concerts that the
rapper wanted set up in the first place. Meanwhile, our rapper did find time
to dance on stage with Prince in New York. When the rapper finally did make
it to Australia he would show up late despite strict instructions he must
be on time because of curfews. He also canceled random shows and has just
been the biggest pain in the butt ever and caused the promoter of all these
shows to shut down his business.
Mos
Def
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/31 **#2**
This B list television actress with a very popular show, who has been married
for a very long time to this B+ list movie actor is filing for divorce.
Apparently the drinking of our actor has got completely out of hand.
Felicity Huffman/William H. Macy
94.
BLIND
GOSSIP 01/31
This athlete and his celebrity wife spent a lot of money on attorneys over
the past year in a desperate attempt to cover up the athletes cheating
scandal. Everyone got paid. Except the mistress. That wasnt smart.
Because now she is offering up a sex tape to the highest bidder. Scoooore!
The Beckhams
95.
TED
CASABLANCA 01/31
Nelly Fang Name-Checks His Junk! For all the ladies who broke down with angry
tears once you found out how the very hot vampire star Nelly Fang also likes
to do it with boys, we have very good news: Gorgeous Nelly's cheating on
his beard girlfriend with...girls! Tons of 'em! Oh, those good-looking Hollywood
studs, just never know what they're going to do with their privates, huh?
Well, get this: Nelly also has a name for his extremely well-used private
parts. Want to know what it is? The Captain! Oh, this is too much. But, I
think we're actually kinda into it, sort of fits Nelly's fun-loving, free-spirit
personality. But, here are the deets: Recently, Nelly's been working on his
latest project (he has a ton lately), The Chrysanthemum Coffin, and the
predominantly fake gfwho he does sometimes occasionally take a romp
with, mind youhas been to visit him on set. But, whenever that tired
girlfriend of his vanishes, Nelly pulls into his trailer with whichever chick
is willing. And, trust us, that be a lotta chicks, who always get a little
after-sex show, courtesy of Nelly. "The Captain got the job done!" Nelly
will scream and moan, right after he's completed satisfying his lady friend
(and himself). Or perhaps he'll say, rhetorically, "How 'bout that Captain,
huh?" This is funnier than Russell Crowe talking about himself in third person
during sex"Go, Russ, Go!," he is rumored to say. And for those of you
who are grimacing and wondering how perfect-specimen Nelly could ruin such
a great moment (as the dude is totally great, in all departments), let us
assure you once you've been in Mr. Fang's arms, no utterances, no matter
how dorky, can deflate the momentor his. And It Ain't: Tom Cruise,
Denis O'Hare, Paul Wesley. Alexander Skarsgård
96.
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SIX/NY POST 02/01
WHICH married actor has been hiding a secret affair with a younger beauty,
but is waiting until after the Oscars to decide whether he should split up
with his wife? Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner; Josh Brolin/Diane Lane;
Warren Beatty/Annette Benning
TED
CASABLANCA'S TAKE ON THIS BLIND ITEM
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/01
#1 - This former Hills star, or at least she thought she was is spending
what is left of her money on her oxycontin habit. Guess that pain was too
much to handle. Heidi Montag
#2 - This former A list movie actor. I mean he was A+ not that far back in the day is in talks to be the first celebrity on Hoarders. You cannot even get into his house despite the fact even Camille would think it was large. Nic Cage
98.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/01
An interesting little hook up took place at Sundance. This married actor
and pretty actress were each featured in their respective films at the film
festival. One film received much better reviews than the other. The two thespians
were each out with their respective crews one night, one celebrating and
one drowning their sorrows. They began to chat, and long story short
they wound up spending the night together in his room. While we
dont know what went down in that room, she did do the walk of shame
the next morning just as the sun was coming up.
married
actor: Patrick Dempsey
pretty actress:
99.
BUZZFOTO
02/01
At a recent awards show, these two co-stars in a nominated film were absent
from their chairs because they were doing lines of coke in a nearby bathroom
stall.
100.
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SIX/NY POST 02/02
1. Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly
addicted to laxatives? Bethenny Frankel
2. WHICH high-profile society beauty was set up with her new boyfriend by a "fixer" paid by rich New York men to find them beautiful girlfriends? Jeff Golblum & Lydia Hearst
3. WHICH A-list actress is trying to smear her ex by spreading rumors about him watching gay porn? Halle Berry
101.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/02
We were genuinely surprised to find out that this actor in a successful
television series has a bit of a bottle problem. He steadies himself in the
morning with a nip before work, and then sips on vodka throughout the day.
He shows up on time and knows his lines, so there is nothing the shows
producers can do at this point, but a couple of members of the cast have
noticed that his balance gets a bit wobbly as the day goes on. Its
still pretty far from a Charlie-Sheen-like situation, but his friends are
concerned that problems at home could cause the situation to escalate.
Hugh
Laurie
102.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 02/02
Who's Got a Secret Spouse? If it seems like everyone is hiding something
on TV these days its because, well, they are. But one character is
keeping a secret so ginormous that even the most jaded tube addict will find
himself or herself doing a Diet Raspberry Snapple spit-take. In a nutshell,
a major player on a hit series that TVLine readers are obsessed with is married.
Big whoop, right? Wrong. Turns out this certain someone neglected to mention
this to his/her friends, colleagues or past/present significant other(s).
And when the secret comes to light and it will come to light later
this season the ensuing scandal will have a potentially crippling
impact on this characters personal and professional lives. The best
part? This is far from some gimmicky ratings-grabbing stunt. Once longtime
fans of the show pick their jaws up off the floor, they will realize that
the twist makes perfect sense story-wise. So whos the character that
is otherwise betrothed? Gregory House "House"
103.
BUZZFOTO
02/02
This B list actress in the world of Network Television struggles on a daily
basis to cope with the pressures of fame. Shes admitted to an eating
disorder, but what most people dont know is that she is a cutter. She
cuts on her upper thigh and has written the name of her show into her skin.
104.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/02
This pregnant B list actress. I just realized that covers about half of Hollywood
at this point now doesn't it? Umm, award winner. Big award. Anyway, she has
been non stop gushing about her guy and blah blah blah. Turns out that is
only for the cameras. Once award season is over, the guy is out the door.
Maybe, just maybe she might keep him around until the baby is born, but I
am hearing March.
Natalie
Portman
105.
BUZZFOTO
02/03
This ones a little too gross, we almost didnt share. This A/B
list, film mostly, British actress is a little self-obsessed or else a little
nasty. She saved some of her tonsilloliths (google it, we had to) at the
request of a fan who was willing to pay big bucks for them. He saved them
in a little vile around his neck and calls them "Pearls of [Actress name]."
Say it with us, YUCK! Helena Bonham Carter
106.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/03
#1 - This B- list television actress has a bit of a drinking problem. This
is very evident. What is not well known is that she can't get any new work
now because her nose candy problem is getting out of hand. Oh, and she is
not married. Don't want you to confuse her with some other drunk actress.
Nicolette Sheridan
#2 - I did not believe it was possible. Yes, this B list television actress who has been around since her pre-teens has been cheating on her recent husband since even before they got married. I always thought he was oblivious, even when it was mentioned in this space, but it turns out he might know after all because he is having sex with this A list Academy Award winner/nominee actress who also has a significant other. Alyssa Milano/Dave Bugliari (CAA agent)
107.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/03
Everybodys having babies! Well, almost everyone. This couple
which has been trying to put a little bun in the oven is getting pretty
frustrated. Shes convinced that its her husbands fault,
but he refuses to get his little swimmers tested. Its just not the
kind of thing a manly actor does! Meanwhile, she has been telling friends
that if she doesnt get pregnant soon, she will go behind her
husbands back and find a sperm donor. Fergie/Josh
Duhamel
108.
STAR
MAGAZINE 02/03
Which triple threat diva is so vain, she wont even look at a designer
dress unless the label says its a size six even though thats
not her size! An insider tells Star, Shes more like a 10 or 12,
but she has this thing where she denies shes bigger." Liza
Minnelli; Cher; Mariah
Carey;
Beyonce
109.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 02/03
A riddle for your troubles? How about this? He strayed with an actress on
the set of his recent film, and is now desperate to keep it from his wife,
who suspected, but who was won over by a family holiday and his new doting
attitude. Only now the other woman is upset, threatening to overturn the
peace, so hes been calling in favours everywhere else to get her cast
in another movie shes not actually right for, just to get her to shut
up. The favours hes using up however could jeopardise his own project,
and the people who are counting on his participation are getting increasingly
anxious that he might fuck it up for everyone else. Major stress and sleepless
nights. Its Not Blake Lively.
110.
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SIX/NY POST 02/04
1. Which New York princess used her considerable p.r. power to cover up a
trip to rehab a few months after her wedding
2. Which male magazine editor made his girl friend have an abortion be cause he wasn't ready to settle down?
3. Which mega-rich mogul shocked diners at a top New York restaurant when he left celebrity guests at his table and locked himself in the loo with his wife?
111.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/04
This Legendary R&B Singer has lost a lot of weight. He recently underwent
lap band surgery. Ronald Isley
112.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/04
Oscar Gold Digger Gobbles Drugs & Boys. As we discovered yesterday, the
Oscar-winning Vice crowd is gearing up not just for the Academy Awards, but
for their not-so-private, scandalous crescendos, as well! Jeez, do these
folks deal with the strain of competition by resorting to their bad habits
even more than usual? Kinda the same way Charlie Sheen copes with the rigors
of being the world's highest paid television star by engaging in habits that
cause his teeth, cars and sobriety to disappear? Yep. And you're about to
read about the gay equivalent of sordid Mr. Sheen: Meet Dick Wadd,
Oscar-nominated scumbag who doesn't live in L.A. full-time. Therefore, he
needs an impossibly snooty hotel to stay in when he's in townas he
has been, lately, for tons of Academy-Award-type events. And just as Dick's
counting on winning the big gold Feb. 27, he's also relying on the playthings
that help him survive a Hollywood stay, which has never been one of his favorite
things (Dick thinks he's slumming it, really, when he visits the West Coast).
So, Mr. Wadd always has the higher-up worker bees at his temporary address
manage a few necessities for him. You know, just the usuals: drugs, male
hookers, more drugs and...more male hookers. See, straights like Sheen aren't
the only dumbos who live this way! Only difference is Dick likes his boys
young and fresh, unlike Charlie, who seems to like his girls more on the
partied-out side, let's say. Indeed, it's gotten so bad, the unlucky employees
who are forced by Wadd to do his illegal bidding have gone to their bosses
to complain. Result? "We don't want to know." Meaning: We value our high-profile
client's stays with us more than your distaste with silly little things like
prostitution and cocaine runs. Wadd would have it no other way. The only
thing he enjoys more than his debauched requests is the extreme discomfort
he knows these arrangements cause the people who provide them. He really
is true to his monikerand then some. It Ain't: Geoffrey Rush, Colin
Firth, Christian Bale. Kevin Spacey/executive producer "Social
Network"
113.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/04
This actor seems fairly macho on screen, but is actually pretty much of a
wuss in real life. He was being courted for a plum role in a upcoming action
adventure. He was interested in the part, but after some consideration, thought
it would be too physically and mentally demanding for him and turned it down.
No matter how much money you offer this guy, he just wont take a roles
in which he might be a little too hot or cold, a little too dry or wet, or
a little too high or low. Russell Crowe "Flora Plum"
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/04
#1 & #2- This used to be B list actress, but now probably a C. Our actress
has always been kind of odd. She was on a very hit show. Like one of the
most hit shows ever. It ended last year and since it has ended she has spent
some time in a mental health facility.
#1 - actress: Evangeline Lilly
#2 - show: Lost
#3 & #4- STD at 16. This A list tweener, but without the name recognition
of some of the Disney stars was dating a cameraman from her show. He is about
15 years older than her. So, not only was he committing statutory rape he
also gave her an STD she will have forever.
Miranda Cosgrove/"iCarly"; Emily Osment/"Hannah Montana"; Jennette
McCurdy/"iCarly";Victoria Justice/"Victorious"
115.
BUZZFOTO
02/04
This elderly B list in his day, Actor has been showing up late to the set
of the film he is in. The rumor is, his very young girlfriend has been keeping
him up almost every night for the last few months with her wild sex games.
He shows up late and tired and sleeps in between scenes, but is very happy
with his love life! Martin Landau; James Woods
116.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/07
You wont see this actor at any regular season games, but he is lucky
enough to make it to the big game. OK so hes not really there for the
sport. He is there to grab some precious camera time at what is perceived
to be a super-macho event with a super-huge audience. Surely this will balance
out the gay rumors! Too bad his manly man act doesnt fool anyone. One
athlete who met with him walked away from their conversation shaking his
head and laughing about how the actor didnt know anything about the
teams that were playing or the game in general.
John
Travolta
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/07
#1 - This NFL quarterback must not be worried about any random drug testing
because he was going at it over the weekend. Jay Cutler
#2 - This star NFL wideout was showing off naked photos of this network reality star over the weekend to anyone who would look. Chad Ochocinco
118.
BUZZFOTO
02/07
This comes as a shock to us, since weve heard info on this very
conservative, mostly network Television actress before. Apparently, this
actress claims to be extremely politically conservative in print and in
interviews, but is really ambivalent about politics in real life. She only
claims to hold her political beliefs to stand out amongst the
crowd in Hollywood. She gabbed to our source that shes been so successful
in network TV because conservative idiots think shes
like-minded and watch her show because of it. Patricia Heaton; Angie
Harmon
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/08
With her now busy schedule on that very very popular television show and
him having lots of time alone to ponder how he likes being the bigger star,
it was pretty inevitable that he would start stepping out on her. She might
want to talk to that backup singer of his. Just saying.
Jennifer
Lopez/Marc Anthony
120.
BUZZFOTO
02/08
This C List celebrity caught her celebrity B List husband "in the act" while
enjoying some online pornography. She allegedly considers it next to
cheating and denied him sex for two years as penance. He complained
often to friends about it, but by all accounts didnt stray or fall
into old habits. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
121.
BUZZFOTO
02/09
This A list actress with an Oscar or two is married with kids and still working,
although by Hollywood standards she is "old." She has been desperately trying
to stave off menopause with a combination of Chinese herbs she purchases
secretly in downtown LA. Shes so scared of the change that
shes now seeing a spiritualist that is giving her tips from beyond
the grave about holding on to her youth. Nicole Kidman; Catherine
Zeta-Jones; Julia Roberts
122.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/09
#1 - According to his celebrity ex-girlfriend, this Twilight actor is impotent
due to steroids. Huh. This might be true, but I tend to think that despite
her boyish appearance she is not a boy. Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne
McCord
#2 - So, if you are this A list movie actress and big award winner, what do you do when your B++ actor significant other cheats on you every chance he gets and you know about it. Apparently you pretend everything is great until he gets publicly caught. At this point he does not even try that hard to hide it. Naomi Watts/Liev Schriber
123.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/09 **#1**
This will be their first Valentines Day together, and boy, will he
be surprised! He may be responsible for the flowers and dinner, but our actress
just had her assistant purchase about $500 worth of gifts to bring some
excitement to their private time together. Her purchases included a bizarre
mix of items, including a latex catsuit for her and some adult-sized baby
wear for him. WTF?! This entertaining couple is very clean-cut and All-American
looking, not at all the type you would think would be into this kind of role
play. Meg Ryan /John Mellencamp; Amanda Seyfried/Ryan
Phillippe
124.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/09 **#2**
This is one gorgeous young couple. She is the sweet, talented star of a popular
television show. He is the petulant up-and-coming film lead. They are so
close that rumor has it that they are beyond the dating stage and possibly
engaged or even married. Um, no. Dont believe a word of it. Their coupledom
is a pure public relations fabrication. They will be together on the red
carpet for his film opening/s, but she is scheduled to move on to the arm
of a new unknown male actor later this year.
Alex
Pettyfer and Diana Agron
125.
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SIX/NY POST 02/10
1. Which closeted male small-screen stars, who both have publicly dated actresses
and other famous women, got stuck in a deep make-out session with each other
at a Super Bowl after-party in Dallas?
Jared
Padelacki/Jensen Ackles;
Hunter
Parrish; Chace Crawford; Jesse Metcalf
2. Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe? Jeremy Renner
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/10
This married lead on one of the crime initial shows on CBS spends every hour
of his lunch break in his trailer with a different stripper each day. Sometimes
when he is feeling generous he invites in members of the crew for lap dances
which our actor pays for. LL Cool J.
127.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO/TV LINE 02/10
Gay Character Not So Gay After All? Heres a blind item that Ill
wager ba-dum-bump you never saw coming: An imminent episode
of a hit series will find a popular gay character wondering whether he might
actually be gasp bi! The question of sexual disorientation
arises after the confirmed bachelor has an encounter with a pivotal member
of the opposite gender. (A close encounter, Id imagine!) Afterwards,
hes forced to consider the possibility that he swings both ways. The
curve ball is sure to spark controversy, as well as perhaps a little
disappointment. But on the flip side, at least the show will be giving hope
to the hetero female viewers whove long wished the character played
for their team. But the hope may be fleeting. Im told by the
episodes end, there will be some resolution. I just dont know
yet, er, which way itll go.
Blaine
"Glee"
128.
STAR
MAGAZINE 02/10
Which B-list married-with-a-child couple may have an open marriage? Over
the past few months, Star eyewitnesses have spotted them out separately
on dates with other people! Says an insider: Some think they have a
dont ask dont tell relationship.
129.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/10
This celebrity couples relationship is not good. However, after years
of dating, kids and marriage probably just seemed like the next step. She
still cant trust him, though. When he is on tour, she is really stressed
out about having to raise the kid/s alone. She also spends a lot of time
texting one of her husbands siblings, trying to keep tabs on him. You
see, she knows that hubby spends a lot of time with a private "masseuse"
he brings on tour with him. He may get his happy ending, but we dont
see one for this family. Nicole Ritchie and Joel Madden
130.
BUZZFOTO
02/10
This recently out of the closest entertainer made headlines for announcing
he is a proud gay man. It must be an exciting time for him because he has
had plenty of sex with women, but never a man. Hes nervous about the
experience and has trouble approaching men and has yet to even go on a date!
We wish him well! Jonathan Knight
131.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/11
Please keep a well known R&B Singer in your prayers as he battles his
demons. Usher
132.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 02/11
Young pretty star lives the fast life, parties hard on the circuit. A lot
of access, a lot of money, not much responsibility, not unlike so many privileged
twentysomethings, only his problem is that the rage comes out when he uses.
On several occasions, hes been so violent, theyve had to hold
him back from causing serious damage to his friends. On one occasion, he
beat the shit out of one of his boys. The aftermath is always tearful, hes
always ashamed by his behaviour which, sadly, stems from the shame he feels
about the fact that hed prefer dating men, but is afraid to admit it.
He resorts to sneaking around, is paranoid that hell be found out,
and is frustrated that he has to go to such lengths to hide his hookups.
It doesnt help that professionally hes been cautioned against
being honest about being gay. Alex Pettyfer
133.
BUZZFOTO
02/11
On a recent trip to Vegas for a fun get away, this cable show cast decided
to hit up the casinos and party together. (Two costars are publicly involved
on and off the set.) The romantic leads on the show agreed to pay a prostitute
to go in on a 3-way and they would share the tab. Things went horribly wrong
when the actor and actress got so drunk that they passed out and the hired
help ended up sitting in the room until they sobered up. She demanded money
from the stars for her time and they settled on a compromise. They would
pay her in drugs instead. The prostitute snapped a cell phone picture of
the two while they were passed out and plans to hold on to it for financial
leverage if she doesnt get the drugs she was promised. The two were
nude in the photo and on a bed together.
134.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/11
Relationship Status = Coked Up: Relationships are hard, nobody knows that
more than I do, as I divorced last year. Certainly one big reason why I started
smoking again (a habit I will no doubt kick, yet again. It's hideous!). So,
it's with more than a bit of sympathy I present to you the sad, sad tale
of Vicky Vamp-Void, a gal who knows her way around cocaine far better than
she does how to make a successful marriage (or career?) work. Gosh, and there
was such hope for cute Vicky, back when she met her sweet, hot man, who some
said was even cuter than Vick! However, not long ago, Vicky and her guy (who's
really a pretty fun dude) made a major change to their relationship: They
decided to get the law involved. Out went their pretty free-spirited living
arrangement, and in came rules, traditions and California state laws regarding
their domestic situation, which ended up totally cramping the young couple,
who were very laid back and quite chill before all this. Therefore, Vicky's
back to her bad habits, which she had avoided while with her man. She's recently
been hitting the club-and-party scene with abandon, drunkenly snorting blow
whenever and wherever she can. And really, the chick is a total mess; she
doesn't even always get it up her nostrilsand the white stuff ends
up all over some stained shag carpet, or somebody's shoulder, for all the
horrified looky-loos to gasp at. And to be honest, we're really not certain
if Vicky's fellow debauched partiers are more aghast at the waste of cocaine
or the callous disregard for whoever may be watching. But the point is, with
only a modicum of talent to fall back on and a man who she's decided she
really wants nothing to do with, Vicky's momentary blissful moment of healthy
living and a more promising career, seem forever dashed...Certainly at this
Lindsay-Lohan-type rate, we have to say. And It Ain't: Scarlett Johansson,
Camille Grammer, Courteney Cox. Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz
135.
BUZZFOTO
02/14
This A/B-ish sex pot has never had an orgasm in her current relationship.
She claims that she is extremely adept in faking it. She should watch who
she discusses this with in the makeup trailer, as there are always people
listening! Sofia Vergara
136.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/14
One Horny, Lonely Sleazeball! What would Valentines Day be without our favorite
dirt bag,
Super-Duper
Cooper? Remember the last time we heard from him? For all of you single
and slightly depressed folks out there, be damn grateful you're sharing a
bed alone tonight, not with Cooper's feces and, ahem, other things mixed
in. But we didn't know just how kinky SDC likes to get? You'll never believe
who he invited to crawl in bed with him. A dude! What, is Super-Duper Cooper's
reputation so tarnished with the ladies he's switching teams on us? Look,
we're not entirely surprised here. After all, this is a celeb who likes to
have gay porn on in the background when he gives it to the ladies. And he
certainly hasn't been shy about making out with a few guys here and there.
But, I digress. While at a secluded West Hollywood hideout recently, Super
slithered up to a very good looking, very obviously gay dude who was at the
hotel bar hanging out with a couple pals. Coops invited himself to join the
table, he is a famous and good-looking guy after all, so the others weren't
quick to shoo him away. However, S. fixated on one gentleman in particular.
After making some charming small talk, he invited the pretty boy (and him
alone), up for a night cap to Super's hotel room. Said dude politely declined.
SDC touched the good looking gay on his upper bicep and tried his best at
convincing him it would be "worth his while." The few other people sitting
there in the group watched all of this go down, completely dumbfounded. The
guy still declined. Sleazy celeb hookups aren't his thing. How very refreshing,
see, some proper guys do exist in this town! Super-Duper Cooper sulked away,
but we're sure he didn't do it alone. Coops apparently went out on the town
to find a fix for the evening. No word on if it was male or female. Poor
thing whoever it was! But, after Super-D departed the table full of beautiful
people, the group had the nerve to joust the guy for not taking one for the
team and going upstairs with the hunky celeb. What are friends for, if not
to steer you straight into an STD den, huh? And It Ain't: Tom Cruise, Channing
Tatum, Matthew Morrison. John Mayer
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/14
This married Academy Award winner/nominee actress was spotted last night
making out with one of her former co-stars last night at a Grammy party.
I'm sure she will blame booze.
Gwyneth
Paltrow and (Matthew Morrison; Garrett Hedlund)
138.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/14
Men would be shocked and women would be heartbroken to learn
that this popular and good-looking athlete has already given his heart
away
to another man. His salary and endorsement deals are far too lucrative
for him to come out of the closet, so he keeps up a macho appearance by
fake-dating beautiful (and occasionally famous) women. His real-life gay
partner is a man who frequently accompanies him when he travels, is a bit
older than him, and is sometimes introduced as his "cousin" or "business
partner". Derek Jeter; Ronaldo
139.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/15
This multi-hyphenate celebrity couple is sooo ovah. While they still make
the occasional public appearance together, they have been residing in separate
homes and leading completely separate lives for months now. There is big
money involved, so no announcement of their split will be made until they
untangle their finances. BTW, the real reason for the split is that he has
been getting bolder and bolder about cheating on her. Even if their relationship
was almost all business from the beginning, it was humiliating for her to
discover that he was on the DL
(down
low). Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin; Beyonce/Jay-Z; Jennifer
Lopez/Marc Anthony
140.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/15
This newly married country singer who you all know, but not really for being
a singer, should really watch her husband more closely as he would not stop
chatting with every model he saw and even asked for phone numbers. Now, I
know our singer has a role model who has been rumored to enjoy the ladies,
but I think this was all for him. I think she just doesn't care which is
really sad.
Kellie
Pickler
141.
BUZZFOTO
02/15
This beautiful C List television star from a popular sitcom is married to
someone who is overweight. Her spouse (not an actor or celebrity but is in
the "biz") is trying hard to lose weight and as he gets closer to his weight
goal, he gets more and more praise. The only explanation for this C
listers behavior is that she is jealous or resentful of his attention
because shes sabotaging him at every angle. She knows how hard hes
been working and how food is such a temptation for him, yet she continues
to bring home expensive take-out and fancy desserts. She eats greasy pizza
in front of him, and keeps buying him clothing several sizes too large as
gifts. For Valentines last night she bought him a gigantic box of
chocolates, even though our source said he specifically said he didnt
want anything edible for a gift that day.
142.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/16
It was big news when this couple broke up, and now youre going to hear
some of the grossest behind-the-scenes details. There are photos. And a video.
In them, the couple is engaged in various sex acts and using lots of filthy
language. Since they were married at time, no big deal, right? Well, the
man is wearing leather, a brown cap with a racist symbol, and a gun. He also
has a little mustache as the result of a scatalogical act in which the couple
engages on the video. When they broke up, he went to rehab, but curiously
left after only a short period of time. Why? So that he could secure the
tape. She was also extremely worried about the tape, as its publication would
have certainly caused her pristine reputation to come crashing down. Her
handlers rushed to the home, couldnt find the tape, but were able to
secure some revealing photos. So, in case you are wondering why she was so
quiet after the breakup, it is because she is still vulnerable to being as
condemned as he is. He still has the tape, she still has the photos, and
the two will be eternally locked in a Mexican-style standoff.
Sandra
Bullock and Jesse James
143.
BUZZFOTO
02/16
Most people dont know this about this B List, Foreign Born Actress
but she once escaped being entangled in an arranged marriage. Freida
Pinto
144,
BUZZFOTO
02/17
This C List actor who does a little singing now and again has fallen in love
with his costar, even though he is married. He has almost crossed the fuzzy
line into cheating on his wife with his costar, but has held off because
he loves and respects his wife also. He has agonized over the situation and
might even quit his show to avoid temptation. Chris Pratt/Aubrey Plaza
(Parks and Recreation)/wife: Anna Faris
145.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/17
This one blew me away when I heard it. It is so so juicy but I am having
a tough time describing it without giving away the people involved. Lets
just say that a once married actress who used to be B- and is now just a
stay at home mom for the most part specializes in putting together fellow
C&D listers with men who would have some um, disposable income. No regular
people. It is strictly D listers who have been famous at one point or another.
Even though they are C&D listers at least three names you would know.
Denise Richards
146.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/17
Its not unusual for Hollywood types to align themselves with politics.
It makes for unhappy bedfellows, though, when one is doing all the giving
and one is doing all the taking. Such is the case of this sweet, young TV
girl, who is co-star of a popular television show. She has recently stopped
bragging about her relationship with a certain high-profile political figure.
Why? Because, although they used to be close, the politico has gotten stars
in their eyes and deems themselves a little too self-important to take TV
girls phone calls anymore. TV girl has told her co-stars that she feels
like she has been "used".
TV
Girl: Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Politician: Sarah Palin
147.
BOSSIP
02/17
For all of you who believe in love and the promise that it gives, heres
a sad tale
about getting tail. According to some well-placed sources
one of our favorite couples may be splitting because the male in the relationship
cant seem to leave it alone and were not talking va-ja-ja
people. Apparently, wifey thought it was ok for her mate to try out the other
team. Sadly, she didnt know that how committed hed become to
his role. The gentleman, a popular entertainer, is rather handsome and
charismatic. Few questioned his comfort around homosexual males because he
has a big city personality and has worked in the industry for years.
Unfortunately, his wanton ways may lead to splitsville with his leading lady.
Some wonder whether thats what he wants. Nicole Ari Parker/Boris
Kodjoe; Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith
148.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/18
1. Dont believe the hype about a superstar celebrity Couple breaking
up. The Female half has a new album coming out later this year, and its
good promotion. Beyonce & Jay'Z
2. This Oscar nominated Actor cant afford to divorce his wife. He knows she wants to take the little bit of money hes got. Hes doing everything he can to keep their rocky marriage together. Terrance Howard
3. This Media Mogul always keeps a beautiful woman on his arm, and many wonder how he does it. Is he charming? No! Is he good looking? No! Does he have a lot of money? YES!!!!! And thats why he gets them (smile)! Russell Simmons
149.
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SIX/NY POST 02/18
1. Which erratic fashion magazine editor fired a fact checker for not picking
up her Xanax just before a recent fashion week (not the one just ending)?
Anna Wintour
2. Which bleacher-babe girlfriend agreed to a threesome with her brawny boyfriend to keep him from straying with every pretty blonde? Hayden Panettiere/Wladimir Klitschko
3. Which randy married actor couldn't keep his wandering hands off his co-star between takes of a sex scene? Russell Brand/Jennifer Garner "Arthur"
150.
BUZZFOTO
02/18
This celebrity couple who broke up recently (not the two singers, which are
the subjects of another previous blind) did so because of Facebook. She found
out he was repeatedly sending messages to his famous ex via Facebook. It
wouldnt be so bad if almost all of the messages didnt contain
rude jokes and comments at her expense. Amanda Seyfried/Ryan Phillippe/Reese
Witherspoon or Abbie Cornish; Dianna Agron/Alex Pettyfer/Emma Roberts; Jude
Law/Sienna Miller/Sadie Frost or Natalie Portman
151.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/18
Strippa's Abusive Relationship Gets Worse! Last time we checked in on poor
Strippa Rip-Ya, the usually outspoken babe had told her close pals that she
was staying with that abusive man of hers, Caesar Anchovy-Arse, because he
only beats her occasionally and it's "not that bad." So sad, because Strippa's
friends have been too scared to tell her to leave the schmuck. But is there
hope? Now more Industry acquaintances of SRY's have now taken notice of her
weird dynamic with Caesar. At a photo shoot for S recently, we're told by
sources on set that they were "incredibly uncomfortable" when her husband
popped in for an unexpected visit. Controlling much? You bet. See, Caesar
rarely lets Strippa go anywhere without him. Anywhere. Notice the watchdog
pattern developing here? No relationship with that kind of dynamic is
healthyas you don't have to just hit somebody to abuse them. Apparently
Mr. Arse showed up to the photo shoot when it started, around 7 a.m., cracked
open a Pabst Blue Ribbon and started getting drunk. "He would shout horrible
things at everyone, including [Strippa]," our insider tells us. "He was brash,
rude, and it made everyone awkward." Dude's clearly super jealous his career
remains stagnant while Strippa's is super hot again. Meanwhile, Strippa just
stood there silent, taking any jab he threw her way, which is pretty much
what she always does these days. Hopefully her team, who witnessed this,
has the balls enough to sayand finally do--something. At what point
will her "friends" start worrying about her very well-being, already? It
may be unpleasant to bring it up, but isn't her life more important? And
it Ain't: Lea Michele, Lady Gaga, Oprah Winfrey. Jennifer Lopez/Marc
Athony
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/18
#1 - What A list movie actor managed to walk the red carpet at the Berlin
Film Festival despite drinking for 36 hours straight. People got drunk from
his fumes it was so bad.
Gerard
Butler
#2 - This B- list movie actress who had that relationship with the guy you all like and made you sick, was overheard at Fashion Week saying, "If I listen to one more model puking in the bathroom, I am going to lose it." Apparently the sound of it makes her sick. Kate Bosworth
#3 - This former A list tweener who is now trying to find her own way in the world has been telling people she has lots and lots of secrets about daddy he does not want the world to know so he needs to be quiet. Miley Cyrus
#4 - This Twilight actress got an abortion just so she would not be replaced in the movies. Ashley Greene; Nikki Reed
153.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/18
This celebrity couple is splitting, but we hear that some of the more recent
arguments continue to be jaw-dropping. The couple was originally pushed into
marriage due to an untimely pregnancy. However, it seems that not even having
a child has softened Wifeys attitude towards her soon-to-be-ex husband.
"I should have had an abortion when I had the chance!" she screamed at him
during a recent fight. We wonder what Justin Bieber would think about that.
We also wonder if the couple has put aside money for therapy for their child
in the future. Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz
154.
BUZZFOTO
02/21
This famous family is pretending solidarity in the spotlight, but for the
last year and half the biggest celebrity in the family not only refuses to
speak to everyone else behind the scenes, they also are taking legal action
against the parents. Janet Jackson fighting for custody of Michael's
children
155.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/21
This former A list singer and now frequent stumbler has been spending some
quality time with her boyfriend and a webcam. No, they don't webcam with
each other. Instead, they have signed up for a service that has couples watching
each other have sex over webcam. Her ex hated it. Her new boyfriend loves
it. Probably also helps that he gets that monthly stipend.
Christina
Aguilera
156.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/22
Dark Secret Could Ruin Fey Oiled-Tush. Oh, Fey Oiled-Tush! How the mighty
have fallen, and may fall even further down the carnivorous Hollywood food
chain. Last time we checked in with this married mega celebrity, he was mucho
nervous, afraid his boy-on-boy mile-high club antics were going to be exposed
by his pilot, whom Tushy treated with zero respect. Well, if that wasn't
bad enough. We hear a major, major scandal is about to come seeping through
the tabloids that will bring Feyand his reputation he's tried so hard
to keep in tactdown. Fey Oiled-Tush has tons of secrets, like getting
it on with dude after dude, but this particular skeleton in his well-guarded
attic is nevertheless on the verge of being exposed. And it's something that's,
uh, a little more complicated than simply being a good-looking closet-case
in Hollywood. See, some folks Oiled-Tush has gotten involved with behind
the scenes are very bad people (even by Tinseltown standards, which is saying
quite a lot). If those Fey's consorted with decide to air their dirty laundry
on Fey, the onetime stud could quite practically be run right out of the
business. And Fey's lawful beard and family will all be hurt, no doubt about
it, and he can kiss his career adios. Despite this looming scenario, FOT
finally booked himself a potential movie that could revive his career. But
if this scandal comes out before its release date, the movie will be
shelvedor at the very least, crushed (same difference). No family will
go see this leading man in said blockbuster. "I've never seen him so nervous,"
dishes our insider close to Fey, who very well knows what is at stake if
these extra-dirty little secrets come out. "He knows that if this movie gets
killed, he will never work in this town again." And Fey's nervousness is
hardly without reasonas he's been told by his shady biz partners they
aren't shy about leaking certain bits of damaging info they have on the dude.
Wonder what the darling wifey will do if all this threatened exposing comes
to be? Certainly she won't want to stick around to be dragged down with him.
Wife still has to have some brains, right? And It Ain't: Kevin Bacon, Kevin
Jonas, Marc Anthony. Tom Cruise
157.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/22
Both members of this acting couple appear more mild than wild, so it probably
didnt surprise you when they married. The reason they split up, however,
would probably shock you. Its not because they are of different religious
backgrounds. Had she taken the relationship more slowly and done some research
about his last relationship, she would have discovered that he had a long
history of bad behavior. But she didnt, they married, and his bad behavior
returned. While she was dreaming of children and a home with a white picket
fence
he was out every night screwing prostitutes, co-stars, and anything
else with two legs and a hoohoo. Boy, was she mad when she found out! There
was lots of screaming and crying, and she had to be tested multiple times
for those nasty diseases. To learn that her husband was a sex addict
and has been for a long time came as a shock to her. Frankly, just
the thought of him having sex with anyone gives us nightmares.
Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/22
If there was ever a time for a paternity test, this husband of a B list
television actress who has been in the business since she was a teen should
make sure there is one when the baby is born. At this point I would venture
to say the odds are no better than 50/50 that he is the father.
Alyssa Milano
159.
BUZZFOTO
02/23
We heard that an Oscar winning film from LAST year has a leading actor that
didnt get the part too honestly. The actor, (who wasnt nominated
himself) allegedly got the part by sleeping with the director. Apparently
that old couch-casting stuff still goes on! More surprising, the actor claims
to be straight.
"A Single Man"/Director: Tom Ford/Actor: either Matthew Goode or Nicholaus
Holt
"Precious"/Director: Lee Daniels/Actor: Lenny Kravitz
160.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/23
Hes talking. Hes not talking. He says bad things. He apologizes
for bad things. He books shows. He unbooks shows. Hes the most powerful
person in the family. Hes not the most powerful person in the family.
He got paid to STFU. The tattooed teen tail is totally wagging the dog now.
Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus
161.
BUZZFOTO
02/23
This B list actor believes he will be an Oscar winner someday, if not with
his new film that came out this year. He has told friends he believes God
has chosen him to make it to the top in order to "have a platform to spread
Gods love and Holy word." Tyler Perry
162.
BOSSIP
02/23
Lindsay Lohan isnt the only Hollywood sweetheart who has a thing for
five-finger discounts. According to sources, another pretty young thing recently
got busted boosting, but this time it was a dress in a bourgeoisie boutique.
The stores managers were more annoyed than outraged because the celebutante
is likely a millionaire or at least high thousandnaire and could
easily have paid for the item. Luckily, the big screen gems team, who
feared the news would kill the starlets career, quickly diffused the
situation by dropping a few big bills in the top shop. The cash intervention
cajoled the business owner from pressing charges and kept the
entertainer out of the headlines
until her next big gig. Hopefully,
the young lady will do a better job of keeping designer garbs out of her
bag
or else she may end up with a new set of matching cuff links and
court side seats.
163.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 02/24
Everyones expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any
time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially
those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men
who inevitably step out on her. Her ex was cheating, and he wasnt careful
about. Word got out to a magazine because the other girl talked. She of course
lost her fucking shIt. Complete meltdown. Which is not unusual, no. But you
dont let them see, right? You should never let them see. What did she
do? Mega A List star calls up the editor. Of a tabloid. And wails her ass.
WAILS. Screaming, cursing, threatening
and then this: "I hope that
bitch gets cancer. You can print that." Embarrassing, right? Amazingly, they
spared her the humiliation and did not publish the quote. But the publicist
owed some favours after that. And next time, with a new regime, she may not
be so lucky. Cameron Diaz; Halle Berry; Britney Spears
164.
STAR
MAGAZINE 02/24
Which Hollywood A-list hunk has become so insecure about his looks, hes
following his age-obsessed wife to the plastic surgeon? This young heartthrob
is convinced that its time to start erasing any signs of aging from
his pretty face. Ashton Kutcher
165.
BUZZFOTO
02/24
Which once C List, now D List "aspiring musician" and "actress" has resorted
to selling her clothing on ebay to pay her rent? Heidi Montag; Tila
Tequila
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 02/24
You remember those
secrets
I mentioned before? How about not always enjoying just the company of women,
although there were plenty of women too, and not always a real stickler about
identification either. Billy Ray Cyrus bedding Miley Cyrus's then
"boyfriend" Justin Gaston
167.UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 02/25
1. A certain legendary Interviewer is having a rough couple of weeks. First
a former employee called her out on her shady business practices. Then she
was forced to defend herself after being insulted on her own show.
Barbara Walters
(Iyanla
Vanzant)
(Jessical
Hahn)
2. Is a favorite stage and screen Diva being taken for a ride in her relationship? Is it business or pleasure for her man? Vivica A. Fox
168.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/25
We are really starting to feel sorry for Lucretia Johnson. Last time we checked
in on the quasi bloated, not preggers blond babe, she was seriously turning
to alcohol to cope with her seemingly downward spiral. She's just not what
(and where) she used to be, career-wise, ya know? Adding to Lucretia's woes,
her newest beau (with whom things have gotten quite serious since we last
checked in) is making matters worse. Much. See, it appears as if L.J. and
her dude are on the marriage track. Unfortunately for Ms. Johnson, what she
doesn't know is that despite tabloid appearances, her man has "no intention"
of ever walking down the aisle with her, claims an insider. In fact, he is
so grossed out by her, impeccable sources tell us, that he's still sleeping
with his ex! At a cheap nail salon in L.A., the ex was bitching to her manicurist
about her ex's new high-profile romance: "He has been f--king me practically
during their whole relationship." If that wasn't bad enough, apparently
Lucretia's dude (who's blah in every way, hint, hint) was also talking about
how "disgusted" he was with Johnson, admitting he was only using her for
her money and fame. Thing is, Ms. Johnson plays into this, totally. She's
completely his sugar mama and is cutting out friends who try to tell her
that she's just being used. Apparently, the ex lady admitted they stopped
doing the nasty behind Lucretia's back because the dude needed to keep up
appearances in the press that he and Johnson are totally in love. Could this
get any grosser? Wake up and smell the future, Lucretia! It's only going
to get stinkier if you keep hanging with guys like this. And It Ain't: Kim
Kardashian, Selena Gomez, Britney Spears. Jessica Simpson
169.
POPBITCH
02/25
Eight different magazines/tabloids have claimed they have a kiss 'n tell
ready to go on which superstar? The girls are apparently nervous about going
on the record, or about breaking a confidentiality agreement. David
Beckham
170.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/25
Its easy to criticize an out-of-control celebrity. Their wild behavior
is practically a spectator sport. But sometimes there is more going on than
meets the eye. In the case of this celebrity, its not just fame or
narcissism or too much money. Its mental illness. Bipolar disorder,
to be more specific. When hes on his meds, he is somewhat in control.
But then he stops taking them, and starts self-medicating the highs with
alcohol, and the lows with cocaine. Then it all spirals out of control and
everything gets mixed together, and he becomes extremely manic and delusional.
Hell fight both the upcoming 5150 and the conservatorship, but they
are going to happen. Charlie Sheen
171.
PEREZ
HILTON 02/25
What young couple recently had an acrimonious split after she got pregnant
and had an abortion???? Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer
172.
BUZZFOTO
02/25
She was caught giving him a special kind of lip service (if you catch our
drift) in his trailer by his wife. She is a C list actress, he is A list
and his wife is too. The two with the not-so-secret relationship, are working
on a film together.
173.
MICHAEL
AUSIELLO 02/25
Hit Show May Give Diva the Boot: Gadzooks, I cant tell you how much
it pains me to have to write this Blind Item. But hey, at least it is a Blind
Item, so unless youre feeling especially insightful today, youll
be spared the angst of knowing whom its about. The reason this story
so bothers me is that it pertains to both a show and a performer that I really
like. The show is relatively new, but a hit; the performer, also new and
also a hit. Unfortunately, Im now hearing from multiple sources that
the actor/actress in question has become the kind of diva that alienates
fellow cast members and the crew
to the point that a pink slip is being
considered. Now, to be clear, let me reiterate that firing is only being
considered. Because, as big a pain as the brat in question has become, he/she
has also become a big star. So a whole lot of discussion will go into the
matter before the axe is swung if its swung. Will it be? I wish
I knew. Ill tell you when I find out. But in the meantime, be glad
youre in the dark. And, if youre in a masochistic mood, go ahead
and guess below the identity of the ingrate. And to avoid some innocent folks
getting caught in the crossfire, Im going to go ahead and rule out
all of these people. And heres one more hint: This persons first
name does not start with "L."
174.
BLIND
GOSSIP 02/28
His ex is personally ringing up various members of the media to ask a couple
of favors. First of all, whatever you do, please dont call it "crack".
Its OK to say that he is smoking cocaine, but dont call it crack,
because she doesnt want their child/ren to hear Daddy being called
a crackhead. Secondly, if youre going to comment on his scary 20+ pound
weight loss, dont say its because of the drugs. Say its
because he loves working out and that he is actually healthier and in better
shape than ever before. Right. Denise Richards (Charlie
Sheen)
175.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/28
She-Devil Screws Hot TV Guy, Oh No! Darlings, if you're on overload from
all the glitz yesterday, you're in luck! We've got some nice, down-home,
dirty slut action for ya! She-Devil Dees (who will get an Oscar nomination
about as soon as I do, the little TV tramp) has been angling her latest conquest.
Girl really does climb on top of dudes better than she does television roles,
but hey, that's not so unusual in this town. So who is She-Devil crowing
loudly about this timeand what particular body part? A stud from the
hottest show in the world! Can you believe it? We can, as we'd expect nothing
less from SDD, who only likes to move on the hottest guys around. And she
usually can, too, as her bod's totally bitchin'. Since She-Devil's already
tired of her latest bed conquests, it makes complete sense she's now succeeding
in seducing a very talented (and cute) dude from the hit show. They met in
L.A. recently at a party, and true to form, Ms. Dees lost no time in taking
him right home and ripping both their clothes off. In a moment that's worth
far more notice than most of She's oncamera performances, She-Devil breathlessly
whispered to her new man: "You're about to f--k the p--sy that every guy
in Hollywood wants." Wow. Who writes this chick's dialog, Charlie Sheen?
Do straight guys actually go for that porn talk? Never mind. We already know
the answer because said guy did...did again...and will do again. Maybe he'll
only stop when he realizes She-Devil's the one who's been calling the paparazzi,
who just happen to be around, no matter how stealth they try to be? Yep,
that's what it's gonna take. And It Ain't: Kim Kardashian, Blake Lively,
Vanessa Hudgens. Olivia Munn and Matthew Morrison
176.
BUZZFOTO
02/28
This actor, known mostly for his great hair and good looks over his acting
ability, might surround himself with stick thin supermodels at times, but
were told he has a big girl fetish. He scours the internet
for listings and photos of lovely, big, and curvaceous women and hooks up
with them whenever possible!
Zac
Efron "I like my women like I like my peanut butter: chunky."
177. ADDED 07/05/11
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 01/04
This controversial Real Housewives star is about to have some added drama
in her life. The tabloids are working overtime to get a bunch of stories
about our Housewife and her glory days as a hooker. Not anyone in New York
or New Jersey.
Camille
Grammer
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