NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial clues.

1. BUZZFOTO 09/01
Today’s Blind is hilarious! Remember when we told you about two celebs who broke up and one star had his mom call the thing off with his girlfriend? Well, it turns out the whole thing started when the couple were making milkshakes. The two were at home, and the girlfriend was making chocolate milkshakes for both of them. The male star claimed he didn’t want peanut butter in his milkshake and when his girlfriend put it in anyway, he was furious, threw the milkshake on the ground and went home crying to mama.

2. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/01
In honor of the US Open, I will offer up this tennis blind. This Top 25 foreign born men's player is currently having an affair with a married Princess of a Northern European country. Rafael Nadal

3. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 09/02
This famous Baby momma/Singer is faking a bad relationship with her husband to boost ratings for her new family reality show. Mel Brown "Scary Spice"

4. BLIND GOSSIP 09/02
If you are a little on the chubby side and lose some weight, good for you! But don’t go around lying about how you did it. This TV girl claims to have lost weight through discipline and portion control. Seems like she forgot to mention the part where she had lap band surgery. Which, incidentally, is exactly the same surgery her husband had to lose weight. We really shouldn’t be so surprised that she is lying about this. After all, her family has a way of shaving the truth on everything. Oh, and if f she still needs to lose a tiny bit more weight, she really should consider the trunk diet. It’s where you are bound and gagged and placed naked in the trunk of a car for a few days until you lose weight or die. Whichever comes first. Caroline "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

5. BUZZFOTO 09/02
This Blind is going to have some online fandoms rejoicing. This broken up couple with a much younger starlet who is in a relationship right now, are bound to get back together if their past few weeks of behavior are of any indication. Although they were once costars and lovers, things ended but the two can’t seem to stay away from one another. The couple have been coming up with every professional excuse to meet up and have been spending lots of time together. Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere

6. BUZZFOTO 09/03
This aging, near elderly male musician/rock legend is still picking up women much younger than himself. At first he met girls through his daughter, who would bring friends home. Now he’s hitting on the friends of his granddaughter, who he lets throw lavish parties at his home for this purpose. As far as we know, the girls are legal, but barely. Mick Jagger

7. TED CASABLANCA 09/03
Parrish Gets Pissy with His "People" How does the saying go? Hell hath no fury like a young pretty boy scorned? Yeah, pretty sure that's it. And, girlfriends, is Parrish Maguire ever pissed! First, it's important to note, we rarely, if ever, run the same Blind Vice star on concurrent Fridays. But Parrish must be so peeved these days—as we noted in last week's installment—that he's taken to... Doing the exact opposite of what his worried handlers have been telling him to! Now, remember how we told you the hunky celeb Maquire's handlers chastised him for too openly getting his (closeted) gay on at parties and select guys-only events? Yep, and Parrish did not like being told to curb his natural man-on-man desires, and, as a result, started getting pretty nasty with his friends—taking his bad mood out on an unlucky few. But now, Parrish seems to have had a change of heart, and more recently, is directing the frustrations of living a closeted celeb life out on the very people who told him to watch it: his peeps. Fabulously passive-aggressively, Parrish can be seen riding around town in a ridiculously expensive toy that belongs to one of the primary folks Parrish's management team told him to stay the hell away from. Love it! It's like a daughter who decides to marry the bad-boy because her 'rents told her not to! You keep the rebel up, Mr. M! We're likin' you a whole lot better all of a sudden. And it Ain't: Joe Jonas, Xavier Samuel, Daniel Radcliffe. Taylor Lautner

8. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/03
#1 - This C list actor from one of the top network comedies this season visited a hospital a few weeks ago to talk to patients. As he walked in the door he turned to his publicist and said, "I'm getting paid for this right?" Brian Van Holt, "Cougar Town"; Neil Flynn "The Middle"; Tracy Morgan "30 Rock"; Ed O'Neill "Modern Family"

#2 - This follicly challenged C+ actor from a hit cable show is notoriously heterosexual. When he was spotted making out with a male model and his companions started talking smack, he turned to them and said, It doesn't matter to me. If it has a hole, I will fuck it." Oh, and he is a dad. Nice. Kevin Dillon

#3 - This B+ television actress from a hit network dramedy ensemble show was rehearsing for a play she was doing for a benefit. When she walked out on stage she looked around for cue cards or teleprompter. When told there were none, she stated, "You mean I'm supposed to learn these lines? There must be hundreds." Teri Hatcher

#4 - This B+ now movie actress used to be on a hit network drama. One day she was discussing the wardrobe she was supposed to wear and went on and on for 15 minutes about how it was just awful and the wardrobe person was awful and that if she were running the show the person would be fired. Then the wardrobe person walked in and our actress said, "You are an amazing woman. I love my clothes for this week."

9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed. Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly

10. BUZZFOTO 09/04
This gorgeous Latino actress is secretly taking care of a wayward sister whom she took in last year. The actress is struggling to balance her fame and career, without exploiting her sister and helping her. The sister is suffering from mental illness and got into some really risky behavior. When she ended up pregnant, the star took her in and the little sis recently just gave birth. The actress now finds herself in the role of secret mommy as well as caretaker and world famous actress. Sofia Vergara

11. BUZZFOTO 09/06
It is rumored that after this cable television star filmed an award winning episode for his show, he threw up several times afterward because of the graphic nature of the scene and the intense pressure he put into the violent role. Michael C. Hall "Dexter" episode: The Getaway

12. JANET CHARLTON 09/07
This well-known personal trainer has an enviable physique and a successful TV career. The trainer urges clients to lose weight the natural way through exercise and diet management. But our slim and muscular gym buddy doesn’t have that much personal self discipline and is secretly a cocaine addict. By day the trainer is in the gym or TV studio – with frequent bathroom breaks – at night the trainer is found at parties and Hollywood clubs brazenly hopped up on blow. Jackie Warner

13. BLIND GOSSIP 09/07
Ohhh, Singer 1 is spitting mad at Singer 2! Although she has been playing it fairly cool in the press, Singer 1 has been completely obsessed with securing a certain gig that is likely going to Singer 2, and may be letting her emotions get the best of her. Singer 1 argues that of the two, she is the one with better record sales, is a better performer, and is much more popular than Singer 2. Even more galling is the fact that Singer 2 didn’t even want the job until Singer 1 expressed interest. Singer 1 also recently told a small group of people that she is the only "real singer" of the two and referred to Singer 2 as a cut-rate "no-talent wannabe."
Singer 1: Mariah Carey
Singer 2: Jennifer Lopez

14. BUZZFOTO 09/07
We don’t want to ruin the magic for you, but this D list star claims to our source that he lost his virginity on a ride at a very popular and famous theme park. We won’t mention the ride or the park so as not to gross you out, but it is a dark ride, where we suppose it could have happened. The only thing is, an inside source says that the ride is full of cameras, so if that is true, there is a sex tape floating around of this former child star and an older male who took him for a ride of his own. Danny Bonaduce "Haunted Mansion" or "Pirates of the Caribbean" Disney World

15. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/07
This new cable show on a grammatically exciting network features people who are supposed to be employees. Turns out at least two of them are not, and one of those who is not, actually makes her living as a hooker. "Spin Crowd"

16. BUZZFOTO 09/08
These two comedian costars who are known to be friends off stage but bitter enemies in their popular movie, are no longer buddy-buddy in real life either. It happened on the set of their latest movie when one of the stars decided to play a trick on the other (who is severely allergic to peanut butter) by slipping peanuts into his food. When he went into anaphylactic shock and had to be taken to the hospital, halting production, their relationship has never been the same.  Ray Romano/Rip Torn "Welcome to Mooseport"

17. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/08
This aging still A list Academy Award winner/nominee was on a plane recently when he repeatedly kept groping one of the female flight attendants. A hand here a squeeze there and the flight attendant finally told our actor that she did not care who he was that if he did it again she would tell the pilot and have the plane met by police. Our actor stopped groping her but soon found a willing partner when he did the same thing to another flight attendant.

18. POPBITCH 09/08
Word from a certain lake in Italy is that this heavily closeted Tinseltown actor has ditched the personal trainer/hairdresser/
assistant he’s been having a relationship with for years in favour of a very pretty 17-year-old. He’s said to be besotted but even his regular entourage are worried the lad in question may not have the purest motives. Sorry, no more clues. George Clooney

19. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/09
Something a little different today. A copy of a rider. Of a B list movie actress although she did some television back in the day. Oh, and she is an Academy Award winner/nominee.

It is generally 35-50k to fulfill her rider, but we should always plan at the higher end and hope that it's less.

The fees associated with using _________ are as follows (please note that all numbers listed are estimates):

$7,500-12,500 for stylist fee and wardrobe budget (based in LA)
$7,500 - 12,500 for hair, makeup, nails fee, agency fees, and travel day fees (Makeup based in NYC, Nails based in NYC and LA)
$15-25,000 for travel rider, but could be more or less based on what cities __________ and the members of her entourage are traveling from and returning to. It is generally required to book flights for _____________ through her travel agent so her commerical (sic) plane requirements are met.
Entourage Flight Travel Includes:
-2 first class tickets for ________**
-1 Business class ticket for __________'s assistant
-1 Business class ticket for stylist
-1 Economy ticket for stylist assistant
-1 Business class ticket for hair stylist
-1 Business class ticket for makeup artist
-1 Economy class ticket for security (if integration is occurring somewhere other than NY or LA)
-1 Economy class ticket for manicurist (if integration is occurring somewhere other than NY or LA)
**If this planned activation happens and it is required for her to be back on set the next morning, we may be required to book a private charter on the return.
Other fees:
-Hotel fees: ___________ requires a suite at a 5 star hotel (specific hotels based on market), and single rooms for her entourage at the same property.
-Car Service: requires 2-3 SUV's for all members of team
-Greeter Service at Airport
-Security fee
-Per diem: $150 per day, per person. I have also included a list of snacks and requirements for her dressing room/trailer.
Queen Latifah

20. BUZZFOTO 09/09
An up and coming starlet whispered to a friend of hers that the reason she just landed a new role in a very popular movie that will be coming out this year is because her mother was willing to sleep with a few people involved in casting. It landed her the role according to the underage star. Ewww!

21. TED CASABLANCA 09/09
What Would Seymour Plow-Me-More Do? Heard the latest goss on John Travolta? Of course you have, because gay-sex-in-the-sauna allegations don't fall on deaf ears, even if they're printed by the National Enquirer, of all places. And geez, with details like those the NE is "exclusively dishing," you'd think they're trying to earn John a top spot in our Blind Vice Hall of Fame! So, how would our own happy-ending humper, Seymour Plow-Me-More (you remember him, don't you) handle this whole mess? See, Travolta has been the target of many tabloid rumors throughout the years, some true and some completely fabricated, but Sey knows how to cover his tracks so no dirt on him is ever taken too seriously. How, you ask? By never getting (overly) in it in the first place. Sey's name would be unlikely to get plastered over the front page of tabloid trash because he's always mucho careful to keep his same-sex shenanigans under wraps, ya know, with secret doors and all. The Hollywood "gay sauna subculture" ain't exactly the hardest scene to uncover, but the players know how to keep their wet ‘n' wild ways under wraps. And were the press to catch wind? Seymore keeps journalists in his pocket and a team of legal eagles at the ready to squash any blabbing source the second they pipe up about his penchant for public sex with strange men. And were SPMM to find himself in this particular predicament, he'd have his man lover of the moment twist a story that totally got Sey's toweled toosh out of trouble. Plus, there's that icey wifey-poo that Seymour keeps at the ready for all his playing house needs and to occasionally speak up on his behalf. Sey would definitely have had his lady drop some tidbits about how happily married they are. She is in on the act, after all. Hell, John's got the upper hand on Seymour, way up! None of his scandalous goss in the past has been taken seriously by the majority of his fans. Why should they change their minds, now? This "IS' John Travolta

22. POPBITCH 09/10
1. Before he met George Michael, Kenny Goss is rumoured to have encountered which tubby Scientologist (and current National Enquirer target) in a LA sauna? John Travolta

2. Which England star told friends over dinner that Fabio Capello was "a fucking wanker...can't wait for him to get fired"?

23. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 09/10
The Television personality is finding it hard to return to TV. He’s good at what he does, but according to opinion polls he is not well liked. What’s the problem? Maybe it’s because he cheated on his then wife and regularly made fun of his morning show colleagues. He is being rumored to be the host of a new daytime show. Bryant Gumbel co-host of male version of "The View"

24. BLIND GOSSIP 09/10
A certain multi-talented actress was backstage during the recent run-though of a talk show. While the host was trying out introductory bits, he made a remark about this actress’ husband being the "shortest man in the world". She could have been annoyed or shocked but instead let out a bigger laugh than anyone else. Katie Holmes on "Late Night With David Letterman"

25. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/10
#1 - This D list singer and sometime actress absolutely laid into her boyfriend and would not stop screaming at him. Of course since this was like two minutes before the show, everyone stared at the poor guy who did not seem to have done anything wrong. JoJo

#2 - This foreign born model and celebrity daughter had a little too much of the free booze at one show. OK, way more than a little and decided to remove her bra and panties in front of everyone. Peaches Geldof

#3 - This very good looking male model and actor used the following pickup line about 20 times. "Are you a model in the show? You should be. I can help you." Tyson Beckford

#4 - No sex this year. So far. But this A list model did decided she wanted to sit in her boyfriend's lap during the show. Each of them did their fair share of moaning. Agyness Deyn

26. BUZZFOTO 09/10
This Blind comes to us from a former child star who is having trouble now making it in the real world. He says he was done a disservice by his on-set tutor from his days on this famous network 80's sitcom. This tutor is still very in demand and can be found on the sets of Oscar award winning films and Disney has the tutor on speed dial. The tutor is notorious for keeping the kids happy and refreshed when they come back to film. Our washed-up star says the reason for that is that the tutor does all the work while the star takes a nap or plays video games. No wonder most washed up stars have trouble balancing their check books.

27. TED CASABLANCA 09/10
Condemning Celeb Is a Slut Himself! Don't you just hate it when Hollywood stars start acting like their moralistic poop doesn't stink? You know, like the Midwestern evangelical-types hating on all things gay when they're having drugged-out sex themselves with masseurs and restroom johns? How sad that Mooney Van Dangle, megasuccessful movie star, has now added his name to this sorryass roster of judgers who live in glass houses. ooney, who's been very adept at hiding his private life—which consists of randy things Seymour Plow-Me-More would be most impressed by—has recently been in the news for coldly condemning a few of his relatives, one in particular for her arguably skanky behavior. Well, if certain sex clubs' walls could talk! Typically, in Hollywood/civilian battles past, the poor relation has been treated badly by the press because she's (a) not famous and (b) a woman. Never a good combo in quick-to-judge America. After all, Mooney is not only very wealthy, professionally celebrated and quite well-known, he's a man! So, he must be the one who's right in this battle of headlines, right? Wrong. Just put it this way: If the gullible readers gobbling up these supposedly lurid accusations (regarding the woman's activities) had any idea what her blood-related detractor was up to, they'd certainly see there's another side to this unfortunately morally played-out story. Like, maybe those who live to expose, strut and display their family jewels—and get it on with guys in public places (jeez, what has Seymour started, already, a damn testosterone trend, or what?)—shouldn't be throwing sanctimonious stones? Let's be clear, we don't have a problem with what either fighting side's up to here—we don't judge, whatever floats somebody's hoochy boat—that's up to them. But when one of the castigators starts acting like he doesn't know his way around the salacious sides of life, well, that's just what the Awful Truth is for. And It Ain't: Kevin Costner, John Travolta, John Mayer. Laurence Fishburne

28. PAGE SIX/NY POST 09/13
1. Which early-morning cable news anchorwoman is in such a rush to get to the studio some nights, she forgets to put on her undergarments? Co-workers say the oversight may explain why she's able to charm her way out of speeding tickets.

2. WHICH fashion designer fired a staffer at her Greenwich, Conn., store for selling off a whole rack of tunics for $25 a piece? No wonder shoppers lined up to buy every frock -- they were supposed to be priced at $125. Tory “Tunic” Burch

29 BLIND GOSSIP 09/13
The head of this television show is looking for someone to take over their role within the next couple of years. Ironically, their top choice is a female cast member who receives a lot of criticism from the other talent. If she does take over it will be amusing to watch the rest of the group go from criticizing her to stepping all over each other to suck up to her. Barbara Walters/Elizabeth Hasselbeck "The View"

30. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/13
This just about A list female tweener turned up almost unannounced at a children's hospital this weekend. There was no press and no announcement and no hooplah. Our tweener was there to see the kids. The kids, many of whom are so sick they lack much energy at all, completely lit up when they saw her. She spent 5-15 minutes with each of them, talking and hugging, etc. In the past, other celebrities who have gone to this particular hospital have been afraid to touch the kids, but not our tweener. Demi Lovato

31. BUZZFOTO 09/13
Which Reality TV couple who have been married at least a year, have only slept together around 5 times since saying "I do?" Apparently, things are not all they are cracked up to be for this married couple, in spite of reports to the contrary. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

32. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/14
Fashion Week: I guess this very attractive movie actress is B list but only because of the movies she has been in and not for any real acting talent. Kind of lucky. Actually really lucky. Anyway, she was at Fashion Week and told everyone she was going to hide in an office and have a quick smoke before taking her seat. Well, one of the members of the designer's team went looking for our actress and walked in on her just standing there doing nothing. Then the worker's eyes noticed someone else was in the room and saw it was a guy who was definitely not our actress' rumored celebrity boyfriend. Not a big deal really. Perfectly innocent except the guy was pulling up his jeans. Ashley Greene (boyfriend: Joe Jonas)

33. BLIND GOSSIP 09/14
Until last year, the cast of this show always got along with each other. Then one cast member demanded an outrageous pay raise completely out of line with the rest of the cast. Tensions started simmering on set between the prima donna and her co-stars. Lots of nasty looks and snippy comments were exchanged. The boiling point was finally reached when our bratty star used her character to promote an organization with which she is associated. After that, to avoid the wrath of her co-stars, she started setting her own schedule to avoid working with the rest of the cast whenever possible. Since they don’t want to lose her, the producers have pretty much completely acquiesced to her demands. Nancy Cartwright "The Simpsons"

34. BUZZFOTO 09/15
This television actor with daddy issues on the show, has some real daddy issues of his own. Ever since his hit show broke out and he was forced to deal with a troubled father/son dynamic on set it sent his own issues in motion. He recently found out that his father he grew up with, wasn’t his real dad. He is a product of an affair his mother had, while married to the man who raised him.

35. BLIND GOSSIP 09/15
If you’re thinking that this romance between the singer and the franchise actress is fake, well, you’re right. These two have absolutely no interest in each other other than the increased paparazzi attention celebrity coupledom brings. In reality, she prefers more mature men. Actually, so does he. Ashley Greene & Joe Jonas

36. BUZZFOTO 09/15
This D List star/model who is always hungry for attention, met her boyfriend in the strangest of ways. He was a longtime fan of hers, bordering on stalking her at some points in her career. He kept locks of her hair and ran a fan site. He sent her fan mail every week and at a point of desperation, she agreed to meet up with him. She claims it was love at first sight and the two have been dating ever since. Janice Dickenson

37. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/15
Fashion Week: I am running late so will post third part of photos later. This A list singer who is known for the attractive women he is always seen with and wants to be seen with spent the entire time at the show he was at, collecting numbers of guys. Barely spoke to the woman he brought. It seems our singer only goes for guys in glasses. Kayne West

38. BUZZFOTO 09/16
This couple with the male being a C List celebrity, just announced that they are expecting a baby. After drinking a little too much wine at a recent PR dinner, the male told everyone that the baby isn’t his, he’s convinced that his gardener in the father. David Blaine

39. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 09/16
1. He was once the darling of the NBA. Now if he wants to continue his basketball career, He has to go overseas. No one will touch him in the NBA because of his drinking, gambling and family lies. Allen Iverson

2. This Reality Star wants out of her marriage. She realizes being married to a Sports Player is not all it’s cracked up to be. She wants to leave, but her mom, who is also her manager, is making her stay so they can continue to get money. Khloe Kardashian

40. BLIND GOSSIP 09/16
Since they announced that they are no longer a couple, you may wonder why they are occasionally spotted together. The reason she meets with him regularly is to give him a set amount of money. He is not currently earning as much money as she is, and, as a result of a nasty m*th habit, is now nearly broke and nearly homeless. She feels like she owes her past success to him and will continue to support him until either he is clean or she moves on to someone else. Amy Winehouse/Blake Fielder-Civil

41. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/16
This female former A list singer who is probably a B now but with A+ name recognition was in a bar recently when the following conversation occurred with a waitress.
First Assistant - (bends over to singer and listens)
Second Assistant - (bends over to first assistant and listens) Ms. ______ will have a diet coke.
First Assistant - (bends over to singer and listens)
Second Assistant - (bends over to first assistant and listens) No ice.
Christina Aguilera

42. TED CASABLANCA 09/17
Oded Pulls a Toothy, Only Bigger! So last time we checked, multi-talent stud dude Oded Good-Head gave his manager the surprise of a life-time by getting serviced in his dressing room by a male fan. Could that be—as we correctly predicted—why Oded was soon thereafter seen going on (and on) about the joys of the female sex in the media? Yep. But, it's getting weirder: Not only is Oded, a truly handsome and gifted artist, arranging debauched and crazy sex scenes with gals like our beloved Toothy Tile has done (to be fair, Tooth didn't make it a habit like Oded's currently doing), but, he's making a little bit too much out of these hook-ups. He Twitters things like: "baby get that sweet stuff back on my box banger" Or something more Shakespearean, when he's really feelin' the love: "u k after I blew u wide open @carayzcoochie?" And, of course, the result is exactly what Oded and his management team want: Good-Head's fans and followers are getting in on it—debating whether or not Oded is going too far. With the chicks, that is. Some famous, some not. Mission accomplished! Meanwhile, everybody who isn't in the know (and doesn't realize he's talking about boning guys half the time) is staying away from what already quite a few of Good-Head's colleagues are hip to: the fact that Oded's getting sloppier and sloppier about "banging" his boy-entourage on the down low. Like, all the time. Guess a man's gotta do what he's gotta do, right? Just start being honest about it on Twitter, jerk. Hey, you may lose your fan-base, Oded, but, you'll replace it with a whole new one! It Ain't: Will Smith, Robert Pattinson, Chris Brown. 50 Cent

43. BLIND GOSSIP 09/17
In the case of a couple where there is a considerable age difference, the older half usually controls the younger half. That’s not the case with this couple. The older half is getting a little desperate about maintaining their career, and has started taking advice from the younger half about everything, from wardrobe to roles to public relations. However, this couple’s strategy is backfiring on them. Magazines, talk shows, and producers are starting to balk at featuring the older one. Why? Because the younger one is so obnoxiously vocal and litigious, they fear that any wrong move they make will result in the young one blaming them and creating a very public spectacle. No, it’s NOT Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones. Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/17
This B- comedy actor who spends most of his time doing movies but gained his fame from a sketch show and a very famous character on that show. Anyway, our actor was secretly married a few months ago. No big deal really. Lots of celebrities like to keep that stuff secret. What is juicy though is that his wife, who really no one knows is his wife has been cheating on our actor.
Rob Schneider

45. BLIND GOSSIP 09/18
Big dilemma over at a major magazine. They are the first to receive multiple photos of a very famous actor in compromising positions with other men. So why aren’t they racing every other magazine and tabloid to press? Several reasons. First of all, the pics weren’t taken by a member of the magazine’s staff, and the submitter wants to see more money before granting permission for publication. Second, the magazine has a reputation for taking the high road when it comes to salacious stories, and running one contrary to type would certainly fly in the face of tradition. It could also make other stars pause before granting interviews in the future. Finally, they know they would get sued. So now they are running the numbers. They need to figure out if the boost in sales and circulation – of what would likely be their best-selling issue in history – will offset the negatives. John Travolta "People"

46. BLIND GOSSIP 09/19
The other cast members have finally gotten wind of the direction that the show’s leadership may be going, and it’s not pretty. They are threatening a full-scale revolt. Not only do they not want this replacement as their boss, they don’t want her as part of the cast at all. So the rest of the cast is teaming up to force her out. Now that all the cards are on the table, it will be interesting to see if there are any obvious shifts in the cast dynamic that we, the viewers, will be able to detect. The crew may even be planning some split screens so that we can view every angle of every upcoming battle. Previous item: http://blindgossip.com/?p=21804 Barbara Walters/Elizabeth Hasselbeck "The View"

47. BUZZFOTO 09/20
They’re married. They’re famous. And they’ve got some big problems. He’s into porn so much so that he is seeking counseling, while she’s skipped the pill on purpose so she would end up pregnant again, against his wishes. He’s angry they’re bringing a child into the world while their own lives are in such turmoil and she’s trying to stay willfully ignorant by keeping herself busy with the pregnancy and baby to come.

48. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/20
This actor who was an Academy Award nominee/winner has been married for quite some time. While on the set of a recent movie he started having an affair with this actress who was a Golden Globe nominee/winner. Nothing really that juicy about the affair except for the fact the couple never had sex. Nope. Turns out our actor just likes to have our actress spank him while he wears some of her clothes.

49. BLIND GOSSIP 09/20
We frequently report on couples that are the product of two consenting celebrities and their public relations teams. But if they plan to get married, they must really love each other, right? Wrong. This couple serves some very specific needs. For the guy, it’s about a paycheck (as she will be footing the bill for the next year) and some time in the spotlight. For the girl, it is a distraction from a couple of recent professional fumbles. So they both benefit from this deal. Before you start shopping for their wedding gift, however, you should know that their breakup is already scheduled for next year. It is timed to occur right around another announcement. Nadine Coyle and Jason Bell

50. LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 09/21
Maybe we’re not his species. But he broke hearts recently on a promotional tour and shat on all the little people in his way. Of course he turned it on for cameras, of course he was super nice to those with a higher profile, but assistants, crew, hair and makeup, drivers, all were beneath him, which is why he required his door opened every time, all the time, would make a stink if he had to help himself, and refused to make eye contact with the lowly helpers who were ordered to provide his refreshments. At all stops he would sweep into the makeup room, total JLo/Mimi/Country Bitch/major ass diva styles, not bother with an introduction, put his feet up on the artist table, throw his head back, CLOSE HIS EYES, and EXPECT to be treated. No please, no thank you, not even any simple request, to the point where, on several occasions, no one knew what to do, until it had to be explained to them that this particular move signals that he’s ready to have his makeup either applied or taken off, depending on where we are in the day. Ohhhhhh... I’m sorry, I didn’t know. Well of course that’s what it means. Only a well mannered, well raised human being would expect someone who’s never met you before to automatically know what the fuck it is that you’re asking for when you’re too special to have to ask for it in the first place. Asshole. What a major disappointment. As for his victims? They are the sweetest, loveliest, gentlest people I’ve ever worked with. They’ve also worked with some of the biggest names in entertainment. And all of them said that this motherfucker, with his little specialty show, could rival and surpass the top superstars in the world in attitude and fuckery. Bitch, you just lost a lot of fans. Cesar Milan "The Dog Whisperer"

 51. BUZZFOTO 09/21
This famous cable prank show could probably give some great blinds all on its own. We did manage to hear this piece of gossip from the now defunct show: An episode and prank never aired because the celebrity who was the target of the joke reacted in a way that could have destroyed his career. The prank involved being asked to break the law by getting asked out by an underage girl (she was 18 but played 15 on the prank) and when the celeb accepted the young lady’s requests, everyone on the show went scrambling to control the situation. A new prank was arranged and staged and the real show was never shown. Terrell Owens "Punk'd"

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/21
This singer is probably A list. He has had number one albums including one album that holds lots of records for sales. Anyway, he is always trying to be Mr. Straight and recently he even has been pretending to date this B- list actress. Oh, she has done some television but even her biggest series no one apparently watched because it was over in the blink of an eye. OK, well our singer goes through this charade despite the fact that everyone in town knows he just ended an affair with a male publicist.
As you know, I do not out people. However, I will say the actress he dated was Selma Blair. (Josh Groban)

53. NY POST/PAGE SIX 09/22
1. Which former baseball star -- who is married -- was chatting up a couple of pretty young things at the bar of the Mark Hotel? The women didn't recognize the player, who went into cliché-pickup territory by discussing their zodiac signs. Keith Hernandez; Sammy Sosa

2. WHICH fledgling fashion designer ruined a good relationship with an influential critic by failing to give her a prime seat at his recent show? The critic got payback in her review by calling the collection uninspired and suggesting the designer get some training.

54. BUZZFOTO 09/22
This children’s network star, who is A List in every toddler’s eyes (who is a grown-up) was seen partying at an LA club this week, completely smashed from doing drugs and shots all night. Naughty, naughty boy. DJ Lance Rock "YO GABBA GABBA"

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/22
This female A list tween star has an eating disorder of epic proportions. She rarely eats and when she does eat to make her parents happy she immediately gets rid of it. Painfully thin she has had to have a doctor come to three different hotel rooms in the past few months because she has passed out from weakness. One time she even cut her head on the corner of a table when she passed out. Miranda Cosgrove

56. BLIND GOSSIP 09/22
Guy 1 and Guy 2 were caught full-on making out at an LA club last week. Normally, two gay guys kissing wouldn’t create that much of a fuss. However, Guy 1, a TV actor who has played a gay character in the past, isn’t out. And Guy 2, who is out, has been regularly dating Guy 3, a closeted actor from a popular tween franchise who enjoys his fries Animal Style. Isn’t love grand?
Guy 1: Thomas Dekker
Guy 2: Bryan Singer
Guy 3: Taylor Lautner

57. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 09/23
A lot of people wonder why this Soul Legend appears out of it at times. He has been doing drugs for years, and he can’t stop. Nine times out of ten when people see him, he is high as a kite. Al Green

58. BUZZFOTO 09/23
This B/C list rapper is always careful to mention the plight of those trapped in poverty, but was shooting very expensive Cristal out of water guns at party guests at a recent house party. Nothing too salacious, but a little wasteful don’t you think? Wyclef Jean

59. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/23
This aging B list television actor had some requests in his most recent contract. One was that the producers pay about $100K a year to a woman who is by our actor's side all the time. Everyone thought it was a woman he was sleeping with but it turns out she is his professional toupee handler. She is in charge of making sure his hair is never out of place and carries a suitcase which contains ten other rugs all in different shades for different weather and his moods. William Shatner

60. BLIND GOSSIP 09/23 **#1**
Some catty behavior behind the scenes of a recent awards show. Rude Girl and Bad Girl and Cold Girl spent their time backstage mocking another performer behind her padded backside. Rather ironic considering that all three have had their own extreme (and sometimes unflattering) looks in the past.
Rude Girl: Rihanna
Bad Girl: Lady Gaga
Cold Girl: Katy Perry
Mocked performer: Nicki Minaj

61. BLIND GOSSIP 09/23 **#2**
The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use words like "promiscuous", "liar", "alcohol", "drugs", "tattoo" and "golddigger" in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words "committed", "united", "devoted", "happy", and "generous" (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

62. BUZZFOTO 09/24
These two reality TV contestants from a show that just started up again this week, were seen smooching in a car when they didn’t think anyone was watching. Our source tried to call the paps to get a photo but when the photog got there, they were gone. The thing that makes this scandalous is that one is married and the other is in a relationship. Not for long we think…..

63. TED CASABLANCA 09/24
Grossest. Blind Vice. Ever. Cass Stimulatia is such the outrageous charmer, it's really a shame she's having these current problems—mostly of the physical kind. Ya know, girl stuff. And Cass—some think she's a looker, others not so much—hasn't exactly been quiet on the subject of the female body predicaments she currently faces. Her friends are really tired of hearing about it, like, totally! See, Cass wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid, but the docs are telling her something that was a prob the last time she tried is really a problem now: Bacteria most likely got into Cass's reproductive system when she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes). So Cass made all the she boys slept with agree to anal sex only, thereby remaining, supposedly, a virgin. Granted, that's not that uncommon a situation. And it's a totally ridiculous thought-process, but, hey, when you're young, you do stupid things. Problem is, Cass often changed her mind during the rear-entry days, deciding the front entry was what she wanted, after all. This was a very bad idea. Cass has been told by her docs that, most likely, some kind of bacteria infection resulted, causing her child-bearing capabilities to be limited, at best. At least, this is what poor darlin' Ms. Stimulatia is blabbin' to her pals. So sorry, Ms. Cassy! Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices, and then nasty Mother Nature gets in on the act, too. No fair! It Ain't: Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Love. Jessica Simpson

64. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/24
#1 - This aging, but still gorgeous C- list movie actress made a name for herself with one scene many years ago. The key is many years ago. Since then she has not done much acting until recently. It turns out that the head of a studio had a crush on our actress from that scene and offered her a role in a huge franchise if she would sleep with him. Thus a career was reborn. Sharon Stone "Law & Order: SVU"

#2 - From the delusional files, this former tweener/singer/actress has been in this space before when her story of being passed around between guys popped up. After a recent party where she serviced six guys, someone asked her why she kept doing it and she said it makes her happy and they are all helping her career. Uh huh. Adrienne Baillon

#3 & #4 - This male, openly gay B- pop singer has been doing everything he can to get a date with this former A list male singer who still has A+ name recognition. Even though the former A lister has been married to a woman, there have been rumors he is bi and the full on effort by our B- singer has been working.
B- pop singer: Adam Lambert; Lance Bass
A+ lister: David Bowie

65. TED CASABLANCA 09/27
Deceitful Little Diva! Maribeth Bush (no relation to that other horrible famous clan) has made quite the name for herself playing the earnest, quasi-pretty girl next door. She's been in a couple of big-studio jobs that have helped make her a household name, but the majority of Bush's income—and kudos—comes from the more boutique kinda flicks. I mean, it's not like this babe gets paid millions or anything. But man, is she ever acting like she's worth that amount of money! So much so, that Maribeth's current little-studio-that-could, Pinnacle Pictures, has come to a conclusion: They want to can the bitch! "Everybody thinks it's the other stars here who are difficult," snipped a top Pinnacle source, "but oh how they're wrong. It's Maribeth and Maribeth alone. If people only knew!" Pinnacle, which hasn't exactly shied away from using whatever leverage it has to keep its performers in line, is currently scrutinizing Bush's deal, looking for resources it has to shake some sense into the spoiled babe's big head. "She thinks she's this huge star," bitched the Pinnacle pooper. "She thinks she's Jennifer Aniston. She keeps asking for all this money!" We're told Maribeth's on-the-set manners also match her unrealistic moolah demands, and that the slightly curvy woman is "impossible" to deal with. Yikes. Maybe M-stuff should remember they are about two billion hungry, more humble and out-of-work actors who would die to change places with her ungrateful self, who, for the record, really should have her teeth fixed. It Ain't: Jennifer Aniston, Anna Faris, Amanda Seyfried. Anna Kendrick

66. BLIND GOSSIP 09/27
Despite chronic denials, the ugly habits of this young star are finally coming to light. What is still surprisingly quiet, though, is the role that one of the star’s parents had in all this. A rather interesting case is currently being built against the parent for a variety of infractions including evidence tampering and possible drug charges. Dina Lohan

67. BUZZFOTO 09/27
These two celebrity BFF’s who both got their start on the silver screen, are having to majorly rethink their friendship. It seems one friend cannot stand the husband of the other and it is causing a major riff in their friendship. The married friend feels forced to choose between her husband and her best friend, because neither one can stand to be in the same room with the other without a gigantic argument ensuing. Jennifer Aniston/Courtney Cox/David Arquette; Nicole Kidman/Naomi Watts/Keith Urban

68. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/27
Back in the late 70's and early 80's, coke took off in LA much like the rest of the world. At the time, the dealers for celebrities were divided within industries. It was really strange. You had dealers who sold to people on television, others for movies and others for the music industry. This item involves the television dealer. He operated out of some apartments near Sunset and Vine which are gone now, but at the time was coke central. Because of his location, our dealer could service the entire television community. Although many television shows are not filmed in LA anymore, back then most were filmed in LA and they had fairly regular hours. Actors and actresses would stop by the dealer’s house on the way to work and generally on their way home after work. The truly addicted would often get away at lunch and rush over to the dealer’s apartment. When they did so, the actor or actress often did not have time to change out of their wardrobe before coming to the dealer. Although the television users generally stuck with one person, the movie actors and actresses would sometimes stop by although the dealer would charge them almost double because that is what they were paying the guy who usually sold to them.
#1 This Emmy nominee/winner actor would often show up wearing surgical scrubs from his show. Gregory Harrison (Trapper John MD)

#2 This Golden Globe nominee/winner actress would show up often at lunch. One of the dealer’s best customers. Often she would forget to remove the name tag she wore on her show with her character’s name. Lauren Tewes (Love Boat)

#3 Anyway, one time, this still A list Academy Award nominee/winner actor who has also done lots of television called the dealer at 3am and begged the dealer to come to his house and bring some more coke. The actor was having as huge party and someone had spilled a huge bag of coke onto white shag carpeting. Apparently a bunch of drunk and high people had all tried to use a carpet rake to gather up the coke, but were so fucked up they did not realize it was just sliding right through the rake. One person was do desperate for the coke that they vacuumed it up but this was at a time when they still had vacuum bags so they cut open the bag and the coke was all mixed up with lint and other stuff. Did not stop the people from trying to snort it though. Eventually the dealer came out and charged enough from that one sale where he managed to buy a car just from that one night. Eventually the dealer got chased out of the business by people tougher than he was and he worked on some shows as a consultant for people who had been his customers. He died about 15 years ago. Robin Williams

69. LAINEY’S GOSSIP 09/28
Another Winner: She certainly knows how to pick them, douchebag after douchebag. Although it’s ended with the last one who didn’t want to get serious he’s still getting a lot of mileage from their brief hook-up. Seems he has a really big mouth, and is telling everyone everywhere how much she wanted him. So much so that the first time they had sex, at a friend’s place, she was so horny and had to have him so badly that it didn’t matter that she was on her period. She pulled her tampon out on the spot, tossed it aside cavalierly, and invited him in. He also keeps boasting to his buddies that she loved going down on him, especially in the car. Said it made her feel like she was still in high school, she got off on the danger...and she gets off on her own body. According to him, nothing made her as hot as hearing compliments about how tight she is. Like that would crank her up several notches. Typical asshole, looking back now, he says he’d just reel off some standard, premeditated one-liners, just to fuck with her some more, and get her more enthusiastic on his ride. He barely, barely matters, and she’s a big deal, and though it’s over now he’s using it like an item on his resumé, the very opposite of discretion, and for her, another romantic embarrassment, although maybe, given her obviously preference for dickheads, maybe she doesn’t see it that way. Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy; Jennifer Aniston and Harry Morton

70. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/28
So, when you are someone who was the star of a reality show/performer with interesting teeth you expect that when you and your crew roll into a New York City strip club that everything will be taken care of. Well, apparently you would be wrong. Our reality show star did go to a strip club with some of his friends and ordered a round of drinks. They then decided to move to the VIP section. The bartender asked the manager if she should comp the drinks. The manager said the group needed to pay for their drinks just like everyone else. So, the bartender gave the group the bill. $66. Our reality star had $40 on him and no plastic. The rest of the group had no plastic but did manage to come up with the other $26. Of course no tip. They then left the club but were very pleasant. No, do you know you who I am kind of stuff. My question is even if you thought you were going to get free drinks, were you not going to tip the women for dancing for you? Should they consider it an honor to dance for you for free instead of making a buck with the paying customers? Flavor Flav

71. BUZZFOTO 09/28
This C list actress that is in a movie that just left the theaters is having trouble adjusting to her new-found fame. She’s always been a little socially awkward in the men department, and although people are linking her with her co-star, she’s secretly dating a woman she met online. The two have yet to meet up, and we hear the actress prefers it this way. So far their relationship is strictly online.

72. BLIND GOSSIP 09/28
This actress, who is the star of a very successful television show, has become completely obsessive about her weight. Not only does this talented star work very hard throughout the day (which is a workout in itself), she also exercises whenever she is not on set. In fact, she has been exercising so much and eating so little (less than 1000 calories per day), that she recently collapsed on the set. We believe that this single fact rather nullifies her claim that her new healthy lifestyle gives her lots of energy. Lea Michele

73. BLIND GOSSIP 09/29
This pop star recently had some facial work done. It wasn’t a huge secret, but it was assumed that she had done it on her own initiative. Turns out that the production company that hired her is actually behind the new look. They weren’t happy with the way she looked in test shots, and strongly suggested to her that she modify her look before they invested in her. She agreed, and the production company set up the appointment and paid the bill. After all, no matter how talented you are, a pop star has to look camera ready, right? And god forbid she should actually look her real age. Ke$ha

74. BUZZFOTO 09/29
This B/C list singer from a group ensemble/band, who is also an actor has been bouncing around different girlfriends as of late. The current girl, who he’s been pictured with lately happens to be the subject of yesterday’s Blind. The two are faking a PR relationship, each to promote their projects and to gain some shared notoriety. We have already told you the secret she is hiding, but his mostly involves being in love with his ex and resenting the current publicity stunt.

75. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/29
This male, foreign born, national television entertainment reporter has been stalking a heterosexual worker at a Starbucks. The reporter comes in almost everyday and has been leaving notes on the worker's car. One such recent note said, "I'll give you $50 if you let me suck your cock." The reporter has been busted by other workers in some of his attempts to leave notes. This should all end gloriously I'm sure. Steven Cojocaru

76. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 09/30
This almost A list married with child/(ren) movie actress who really does not deserve to be even close to A list got drunk (her words) and ended up having sex with a married NBA player. It probably does not matter considering how many times her husband has cheated on our actress. Jessica Alba

77. BLIND GOSSIP 09/30
The Black Panthers have been very busy lately. They’ve been holding not-so-secret meetings with Farrakahn and Ahmadinejad in New York, spewing their disgusting hate speech about "Fox Jews", and calling for the mass killing of white babies. Well, guess who used to be a card-carrying member of the Black Panthers? A certain very popular television personality. Oh, yes! Don’t expect confirmation anytime soon, though. We think this is another one of those facts that will somehow be left out of their autobiography.

78. POPBITCH 09/30
Which ultra-ambitious TV-turned-film star blonde is at the forefront of plastic surgery innovation by trialing a new method of fat transfer breast augmentation? As obvious implants are starting to be considered déclassé, so young actresses are looking at ways to conceal they've had them done. A New York surgeon offers a win-win - he goes to town on the fat from the thighs and then injects it up top to give a subtle makeover! Blake Lively

79. BUZZFOTO 10/01
This foreign born star who made it big in a movie last year was contemplating a move to Los Angeles to be closer to more roles and opportunities. When she put down the cash on some real estate in a posh Beverly Hills neighborhood, this C list Actress (who really hasn’t done anything but cameos lately) gave her a phone call that went something like this, "We’re sooo glad to hear you’re moving here… but I should probably warn you that you’ll be the only person in the neighborhood who isn’t white, except for the help of course. You might be more comfortable somewhere else."

80. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/01
#1 - This recent Bachelorette reject was a popular fan favorite this past season. Popular enough, in fact, that he was on the short list to be the next Bachelor. Unfortunately, however, the guy screwed himself badly by hooking up with a big-mouthed rookie publicist who had delusions of importance. Said publicist had dreams of molding her client into the next Jake Pavelka, but then made the mistake of trashing a major gossip tabloid with A-list name recognition. As a direct result, the celeb rag declared war on the poor guy. Unfortunately, the ensuing bad blood proved to be far more of a headache than ABC decided the guy was worth. The result? Brad Womack. Kirk De Windt

#2 - Members of this hit premium cable show cast were due at New York bar for an event for which they were being paid a lot of money. They were supposed to show up at 10pm, but kept fans waiting until 3am. Their excuse? They could not find the place. Uh huh. True Blood

#3 & #4 - This A++ list movie actor from one of the top five grossing movies of all time was on the house phone in a hotel lobby when he was spotted by a fan. The fan waited patiently until the actor was done with a call and as the two crossed paths, the fan asked for a picture. The actor did not even acknowledge the presence of the fan and just walked right by.
Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio
Movie: "Titanic"

81. TED CASABLANCA 10/01
Toothy Tile Gets Fishy Again: Uh, oh. Looks like our handsome, beloved, sexually confused Blind Vice stud Toothy Tile is back to taking bad advice from his short-sighted, money-grubbing handlers. 'Cause T2's again trying to make it appear as if he's actually into bedding women. So gross. Remember the last time T.T. tried this heterosexual nonsense, bedding women? Poor Toothy had to rely on not Viagra, but the white, powdery stuff, instead. Hmm. Wonder if Lindsay Lohan's little helper is what Tooth is relying on this time around: Desperate Tooth, who hasn't exactly had an easy time of it at the box-office (or on the home front, for that matter), has taken to lurking around out-of-town strips clubs, leaving these sleazy joints with chicks. Wonder what he does when the babes finally get him home? Do they tell Toothy their favorite films from his mostly impressive film repertoire, just to excite him, once they discover he's not exactly rarin' to rip their panties off? Probably. Also, it's strange that this time around, Mr. Tile's opting to pull his ersatz straight-guy stuff outside of Hollywood. He knows perfectly well what he's been up to will eventually trickle back to T-Town. But it's almost as if Toothy's deciding as long as he's pullin' this fake babe-nailing crap outta town, it doesn't really count. Or maybe it's that Toothy's put-upon partner (the male one) won't find out? Hey, gotta tip for ya, Tooth—it's doubtful Grey even cares anymore. He's over it. Besides, Grey's learned from the best: he's on his own Toothy-like pretend romance that's beginning to make your past ones look like kid stuff. And It Ain't: Justin Bieber, Jason Ritter, Alec Baldwin.

82. BLIND GOSSIP 10/01
She’s got a new gig. And a new face to go along with it. Well, technically, it’s not a new face. The plastic surgeon used pics of her from 10 years ago to put everything back where it once was. So unlike those who walk into a plastic surgeon’s office and say "I want to look like [insert celebrity name here]!", she just wanted to look like her old self. It took two+ surgical procedures over the past 12 months (plus Botox and fillers), but everything is now done, and she actually looks great. A big bonus is that she can form some appropriate facial expressions when she’s critical or unhappy. One minor glitch, however, is that she may be getting bunny lines when she smiles. Nicole Kidman

83. LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 10/04
There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, and sing and dance and flail about, and let the real him fly for a change, at least the afternoon, just like in the movies, while his expectant wife looked on... or away, I guess, depends how you see it. They say he feels free in character, this particular character. But it wasn’t an open invitation for everyone. These curious affairs never are. Even the wait staff was required to have come off the same space ship. Like mandatory. While he would have preferred tall, dark, and handsome too, in this respect, at least lately, she’s been able to overrule him. Impulse control, however, has never been his strength. He’s been on a very, very short leash. John Travolta

84. BLIND GOSSIP 10/04
You’ll be delighted to hear that this celebrity is having just the easiest pregnancy ever! No morning sickness, no swollen feet, and lots of energy. It is truly amazing how much easier pregnancy is when you don’t actually have to carry the baby. Anyone happen to catch her in a bathing suit this summer? Of course not. In other news, she has just upgraded to the largest size belly bump for the last trimester. It is big, and she’s finding it uncomfortable to wear, so don’t expect to see her out and about more than once or twice in the next few weeks. Mrs. John Travolta..Kelly Preston

85. BUZZFOTO 10/04
This television actress from a popular network comedy just found out she is pregnant. The Blind’s not scandalous, but we do hear she hasn’t let anyone from the show know yet because she fears retribution from the higher ups. She’ll make an announcement when she has to, but does fear losing her job because of the pregnancy, thus it remains blind. Kaley Cuoco "Big Bang Theory"

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/04
Not too long ago, this actress was an up and comer. She had worked her way up to B list and was the star of a hit network drama. Since the show was canceled a few years ago, our actress has gone from guest shot to guest shot and getting third or fourth tiers roles in movies. In order to get more attention she has now resorted to what she vowed in many interviews she would never do. She wants to be a tabloid sensation. Our actress who is still young spent most of a party Friday night telling everyone she was going to the bathroom to do drugs. Yep, out loud. She made out with random guys and even flashed some paps. Rachel Bilson

87. TED CASABLANCA 10/04
Poor Priscilla Desert. That goody-two-shoes mass-marketed image of hers just may crumble sooner than folks think. Not only has the über-talented Pris already happily agreed to let herself be used as a People cover-ready beard for one of her gay-boy boyfriends, now it turns out Miss P. has a past: Turns out P.D. really liked to get her booze on back in those days, and many of Priscilla's so-called "friends" from the lunchroom are starting to talk about it, big time. One of those massively paid campers that follow Pris around like flies to Beverly Hills crap should do something about this nastiness, already. In fact, I think they already have. We've noticed that the more tips we get about Pris's fondness for boys and the booze, along comes another fakey magazine story about what a right-on and humble religious girl Priscilla happens to be. Jeez. When's the public going to stop being as gullible as the legal types who keep accepting Lindsay Lohan's excuses? Wake up, people! And, uh, Priscilla, get a clue (not to mention a spine): You know there are people in the world who happen to believe in God and think it's OK to date boys and have drinks, too. And it Ain't: Miranda Cosgrove, Jasmine Villegas, Demi Lovato. Taylor Swift

88. BLIND GOSSIP 10/05
This actress and her equally famous boyfriend make an attractive and playfully romantic couple. However, they are not exactly getting romantic with each other. She is actually a beard for her brother, who is really the one in the relationship with the boyfriend. It’s actually rather sweet. The actress and boyfriend genuinely enjoy each other’s company, the brother and boyfriend get to spend a lot of time together, and everyone in the family is in on the secret and is happy with the relationship. The situation seems to be benefiting everyone for now.  UPDATE: They are taking their relationship to the next level! She’s getting a ring, mega-bucks, and a career boost, and he’s getting a beard and a brother-in-law who he really loves. Everybody knows their role and everybody is laughing and singing and dancing for joy. How sweet! Ryan Seacrest /Julianne Hough

89. LAINEY’S GOSSIP 10/05
Is always cocaine. Whenever she’s booked for something, whenever she’s scheduled to be somewhere, whenever she has to be on, or off, or pretty much standing these days, she needs a bump first, and the lowlies are required to procure her some, which she’ll eventually chase with hard liquor, a habit she’s become quite famous for. Up until now she’s been able to manage herself quite well. "She’s always been a functioning drug user and drinker, she always gets her shit done." But now that shit is turning nasty. It shows up on the side job, ugly, revealing, personal rants that go too long and elicit only embarrassment. Or it shows up as the bitch with her hand between her legs and her tongue stuck in the ear of some leering dickhead whose name she can’t remember the next day. And her people aren’t doing anything about it. Because, frankly, "this is part of her image, it’s not like (she) ever pretended she never partied. When she talks about partying, everyone gets a cheque". Enablers notwithstanding, it’s taking those who really care about her longer to notice. In her case, then, I guess it’s the exact opposite of the child employees: they fuck up because they’re not allowed to, she fucks up because she’s encouraged to. Either way it’s becoming a serious problem, exacerbated by the fact that she was recently dumped by a dude who could no longer handle her lifestyle and then immediately moved on to a wholesome new broad 10 years younger. Chelsea Handler

90. BUZZFOTO 10/05
We really hope our source is wrong on this one. To repair this fallen starlet’s image, her PR are toying around with the idea that a baby might correct her behavior and her public persona. As in turning this drug wreck into a mother. It’s worked for other stars before, but we think it is despicable! Lindsay Lohan

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/05
This supposedly happily married B list actor on a very hit premium cable show sure has been spending a lot of time having sex with this former B list movie actress and now a strong C who has had some great roles in her past. Michael C. Hall & Julia Stiles

92. BUZZFOTO 10/06
Last year at this time, we told you about a crazy Halloween party where drugs and sex were pretty much the only things going on. Now we’ve come to find out that this couple who had a baby this year, conceived it the night of the party. You want a clue? Do the math.

93. BLIND GOSSIP 10/06
This performer is getting her act together, but has not announced what she will be doing next. One possibility she is seriously considering is Broadway. Here’s the lowdown: While she is not a great singer/dancer, she could certainly pull off a featured role in a musical. It would give her a good excuse to move to New York for a while. Her name in lights would draw the crowds. And a stint on Broadway with a rigorous rehearsal and performance schedule would demonstrate to others that she is serious about her craft and capable of a comeback. Sounds like she means business. Lindsay Lohan

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/06
This movie actress was a solid B lister and really, almost an A lister before succumbing to some personal issues and some bad choices in the movie selection department. To get her career back on track she has decided to get breast implants. Actually she already had one surgery already which took her up one size from A to B. Her plan is to go up one more size in another few months. She figures if she does it gradually, no one will notice. Uh huh. No one ever said she was the smartest person in the world. Kate Hudson

95. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 10/07
1. This Oscar Winning Actress is headed for another heartbreak because she’s dating an Actor who is known for his playboy ways. Halle Berry/Olivier Martinez

2. Who’s gonna be the head Diva on this reality show: the longtime Host or the new female Judge? Ryan Seacrest /Jennifer Lopez "American Idol"

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/07
This one involves a Real Housewife. Kind of. Yeah, that is the big clue. Anyway, this Housewife is working feverishly to try and steal away the girlfriend of Kim Z from RHATL. Apparently our unnamed Housewife thinks it will be great publicity and she does not mind being portrayed as a bisexual if she can make a few bucks off it. Oh, and it is no one in Atlanta or Orange County. Danielle Straub "Real Housewives of New Jersey"

97. BLIND GOSSIP 10/07
This girl’s life is both charmed and complicated. We’ll make it easy for you: The answers are no, no, and no. She was so self-conscious with the way her body looked after gaining a few pounds that she dropped out of a high-profile gig. She wasn’t too worried about it though, because she thought she had another job lined up right behind it. That didn’t work out either. So, no baby, no movie, no television. Maybe she should try singing. Mariah Carey

98. BUZZFOTO 10/08
When the movie came out that this female comedian was in, she was still in a relationship but it was on its downhill spiral. She was secretly involved with her costar from her television show. Now she and her costar have significant others but met up for one final fling last summer. Her then husband thought she was sleeping with someone from her movie, he never suspected a relationship that mimicked her television character’s. Jenna Fischer/John Krasinski

99. TED CASABLANCA 10/08
How Far Can Crotch Push It? There lies a point when the debauched dalliances of our more storied Blind Vice celebs turn from sultry to sad. And it sure is getting that way, fast, for our beloved closeted movie idol, Crotch Uh-Lastic. Poor Crotch. He used to amuse us all so much, by divining these ultra-elaborate kinky sex hook-ups, totally hot and daring stuff! But no more. Now, Crotch is just plain ol' stupid: Many of Crotch's close friends, colleagues and reps are hugely worried about the handsome dude. He's starting to do dumb things. He tweaks out all night, doesn't sleep, and then stumbles his way through interviews the next day. Now, it's nothing new for Crotch to weirdly work his way through a chat with a journo—it's always been a charming side to the dimpled boy. But now all charm's been replaced by hollow eyes and listless pale skin. "He's losing it," emphasizes a close confidant, adding Crotch's sexual escapades are "practically out in the open" to people in the business now. No one knows what's really going on up in Lastic's lonesome abode because he's exiling those close to him, beard included, who has stuck by him through a lot. And it's not just risk-taking hook-up scenes, which we've mentioned before. But now the not-eating, staying up all night Hollywood way of living seems to have completely, sadly, taken over Crotch's very hunky existence. Thing is it's not like Crotch is partying his talent away. You definitely won't see him out at the clubs with Leonardo DiCaprio's bromantic crew. Instead, CU-L is just isolating himself, ignoring calls for days, and appearing wackier and wackier whenever he mingles in with the real world. Uh-Lastic doesn't even bother with the beard significant other anymore. No wonder the guy's been freaking people out lately with his career. Huge waste. And It Ain't: Zac Efron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise.

100. BLIND GOSSIP 10/08
This singer just isn’t selling the way she used to. Her lifestyle hasn’t changed, though, so she is forced to come up with other ways to meet the gap in income. As most gigs just don’t pay that well, she has turned to the world’s oldest profession. She still has a famous name, so she has no trouble getting her price. If you’re interested, be prepared to shell out $20k. No, she doesn’t do the GFE or PSE. Oh, and you must wear protection. So, sleazy but safe. Ciara; Joss Stone

101. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/08
#1 & 2 - This C+ list actor on a hit television show is cheating on his significant other with his television daughter.

#3 - Never one to really do drugs, this A list movie actress has started doing a lot of coke with a new group of friends.

#4 - This former just about A list television star from a massive hit show is now a struggling C lister. While doing some press for his latest project he met a woman, they had sex and he caught crabs. He tried to tell his wife they were bed bugs.

101. BUZZFOTO 10/11
This aging actress who made it big on a popular 80's family sitcom will be coming back into the limelight if her ex has his way. He was at a bar this weekend, gabbing to sources that he has some ‘very kinky’ video footage of the star from back in the days when the two were married also involving heavy drug use and he’s planning on trying to sell it to the highest bidder. He also plans to write a tell-all book about underage cast members from her show that would get involved in their antics.

102. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/11
This former B list television actress and now a C- list mess who was once on a very hit network show which is long gone ran into her old flame over the weekend. He is a celebrity but is known for something that is not really celebrity related. Anyway, he hit on our actress over the weekend despite the fact he was with someone. When the actress brought it up, our male celebrity said, "She doesn't mind. She will join in if you want." Our actress took a pass. Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler

103. BLIND GOSSIP 10/11
This daughter of a family with multiple famous names involved recently had a birthday party. Sweet and wholesome, right? Not really. The family asked a designer that the girl favored for two types of donations: several custom dresses for the birthday girl to wear at the party, as well as personalized swag bag gifts for over 100 guests. The designer and staff started working overtime to produce several custom dresses and the swag. When the birthday girl entered the room where the designer had set up all of the dresses and other items, she threw a hissy fit, told the designer that she and her friends weren’t going to wear any of this ugly *, and walked out. The mother was mortified and apologized over and over again to the designer, but the damage was done. Oh, and the mother was drinking during this little episode. And we’re not talking milk. Dakota Johnson (mother: Melanie Griffith/father: Don Johnson/step-father: Antonio Banderas

104. TED CASABLANCA 10/11
Oded Good-Head is quite the good media pot stirrer. He knows how to stay relevant considering he hasn't done much career wise in forever, like twat away on Twitter to get himself press. But on that rare occasion the multifaceted hottie does book his bulky self a gig, he makes sure he has three things waiting for him in his dressing room: magnum condoms, a sex swing, and Jujubes. Yes, that infamous dressing room where Oded first made his B.V. debut—he was caught on his knees servicing another dude, and by his manager no less—has become a debauched cave of, well, not love. Sources who have dealt with OGH recently tell us they had to make sure ten boxes of magnum condoms were on hand, presumably to go with said sex swing—that this poor runner had to go to a sex shop and purchase himself specifically at Oded's request! We're guessing the Jujube candy would be used post-coital, for whichever lucky lady or gentleman took a ride with O. Yes, Oded is a platinum member of his little down low club, but he bangs chicks every now and then too—and then blabs about it to all his straight buddies so he can keep up that macho persona. A couple ladies have been rather famous, too, which makes Good-Head shout or tweet his tales for everyone (especially the press) to hear or read. So sad. It's only a matter of time before Oded Good-Head joins Crotch Uh-Lastic in the Hollywood nut house. You can only hide your true self for so long, and O. is slippin'. And it Ain't: Shaquille O'Neill, Dave Matthews, John Travolta. 50 Cent

105. LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 10/12
Two riddles about hair. Two different subjects.
1. When you don’t eat, when you deprive your body of essential nutrients, it reacts in ways to protect itself. One of the side effects of excessive thinnification is the fuzzy hair growth, a soft downy layer as the body tries to keep itself warm. And often times on the face. Since food is not a regular part of her life, the thinnification hair on her face is naturally dark. They do a marvellous job of hiding it though – by bleaching and strategic photography and of course foundation, although it’s getting harder and harder to hide. And as a result she’s just lost a part because of it. The director loved her, he just didn’t want to go to such great lengths to camouflage her problem. Kate Bosworth

2. Young star of the moment was getting some action once and things were progressing along nicely until the boy headed down there and discovered that her situation was so unkempt, "like even more than the 70s", he had to tap out. It was how she learned the importance of grooming. On a personal note though, let’s make this shit fair: maintenance goes both ways. It’s not just a female responsibility, male deforestation is a requirement too. Carry on then with your guesses now.

106. BUZZFOTO 10/12
This young singer is so desperate to prove herself as the real deal, she’s planning a very sexy and scandalous photo shoot soon. The only reason this is a blind is because the source that tattled said it hasn’t been officially confirmed yet and the hype needs to be handled by her PR.  Miley Cyrus

107. GOSSIP BOY 10/12
1- Which male network star is stalling at committing for another season? Not because he wants to try something new, it's because of the nasty breakup that he and his co-star went through. Not so shocking, right? Did I mention the were both men? Not Chace Crawford. Jensen Ackle/Jared Padalecki "Supernatural"

2- Which singer spent the summer locked inside a beach house with her druggie boyfriend? When summer was over so was the relationship. Partially because she woke up one morning to find her cash, drugs, and dick gone. Not Rihanna. Whitney Houston; Kei$ha

108. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/12
#1 - This former talk show host who also happened to marry someone way out of his league, uses match.com now to make it easy for his few remaining groupies to come find him. Tom Green

#2 - There was a fundraiser for a country recently and this B- list always movie actress (except for cameos) was asked some questions about the country since she was hosting the event. Turns out our actress had it confused with another country and also thought it was on a different continent. Oh, and has never visited.

109. BUZZFOTO 10/13
This show for teens and made up of teens mostly (think younger than Gossip Girl) has more than just rumors of romance flying around the set. The cast and crew are dealing with an outbreak of crabs, and although several of the teen cast has it, so do some of the adults.

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/13
KINDNESS: Despite not having the hits he once did, this male singer still plays big arenas and is permanently on the A list. Anyway, our singer read a book he really liked and invited the author to come hang out for a weekend. The author told the singer that he had a teenage son who was a musician and also a big fan of the singer. The singer said to bring the son along. So, off they went. Over the weekend, the singer took the son around and brought him to a concert, took him backstage, introduced him to the members of the band and even let the teenager play with the band during a show. Totally made every dream of this kid come true. Bruce Springsteen

111. BLIND GOSSIP 10/13
The shake up at this popular television show is done. Everyone is showing up on time and acting very professionally. The reality is that there is lots of harmony and no drama so far. However, when everyone is nice and gets along, there isn’t much incentive for people to tune in. Quick, let’s fabricate some drama! The producers are now composing a list of ten plot points that could stir up some controversy, so feel free to jump on the bandwagon and contribute ideas. "American Idol"

112. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 10/14
This Married Couple is no stranger to tabloid headlines. They have a new reality show, but they need to stand out from the others. From getting into verbal sparing matches with each other to fights with other people in public seems to be their formula for success. Mel "Scary Spice" Brown

113. BUZZFOTO 10/14
These two costars are falling in love right in front of our eyes on this network show. The chemistry is palpable, and it could be because the chemistry is 100% legit in real life. The cast and crew have interrupted them several times snuggling or making out in between takes. We wonder when they’ll make it official…. Courteney Cox/Brian Van Holt "Cougar Town"

114. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/14
This former A list reality star and now just a celebrity with some kids has been complaining publicly about paps. What she has not said is how the other day she hid from the paps and would not let them take her photo until she did her makeup, changed clothes and then and only then just "happened" to show up right where the paps were. Nicole Richie

115. BLIND GOSSIP 10/14
These two celebrities share more than screen time. They are also close friends in real life. So close, in fact, that when one had to fly out of Los Angeles to do an interview across the country, the other one thoughtfully accompanied her on the plane. They also accompanied her to the bathroom more than a dozen times during the flight. No, we don’t think there is any sort of romance between the two. Judging by the sniffs and giggles, it is more likely that the two little devils were sharing the white stuff.

116. TED CASABLANCA 10/15
Well, screw us with no lube, Judas Jack-Off sure has gotten more ballsy, lately! And we mean that in many dirty ways, trust. Now, last time we checked in on poor ol' closeted Judas, he was pathetically trying to cultivate a domestic-front for the media, engaging in various exciting pastimes with his ersatz honey. Didn't work. In fact, Judas and his woman's shared-outing thing so colossally misfired (and Judas never got the desired press he really wanted from it), Judas has now taken to the exceptionally seedy activity of.... Cheating on his fake (female) significant other! And not with the poor, put-upon, on/off boyfriend, Dash Dingle-Dream he usually cheats with, but, with...other women! Frequent visitors to the place Judas and Dash most often occupy complain of seeing Judas "always" hauling in some random chick to his bedroom. "Looks pretty obvious to me what's going on," snipped a babe who's been over to the boys' hang-pad recently. "I mean, come on." This is just beyond gross. It's bad enough Judas has tortured Dash enough with the People-mag arranged chick in his life, but, now he's got to tag on one-night stands—just in case the press finds out the real deal, that he prefers guys? Sorry, but, this one's getting beyond anything even Shafterella Shoshstein would ever dream up for the rags! And that's saying something. Get help, Jude. And fast. You are not well. It Ain't: Tom Sturridge, Taylor Lautner, Vince Vaughn.
MORE: If there's one Vice you all just can't get enough of it's Judas Jack-Off. We hear you loud and clear, so this week we're giving JJO his very own archive page packed with all the debauched deets on this very D.L. dude. Here is his rarely sweet, always skanky tale.
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The Perp: Judas Jack-Off
Primary Vice: Closeted actorBlind Bio: If Judas Jack-Off weren't so damn good looking there's no way he'd be able to get away with the total a-hole crap he pulls. Like calling off his overseas wedding to his BF Dashed Dingle-Dream to shack up with his latest costar/beard (at his people's request, natch). But just because he dumped poor DDO doesn't mean JJO has stopped trying to get some on-the-side action from his former fiancé.
Starred In:
Another Gay Hunk Bites the Dust
Judas Jerks It Again!
One Daringly Domesticated Blind Vice
And It Ain't: Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Lance Armstrong, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Kitsch.
Hayden Christensen; James Franco

117. BLIND GOSSIP 10/15
This celebrity is pregnant, but her SO wants to hold off on the announcement. Why? Because, while he really, really wants this baby (even more than she does), he is very concerned that she is obsessing about her weight. She is not eating enough, and she is on the scale several times a day fretting about her weight gain. If she can’t stick to a healthy eating plan, it will be difficult for her to sustain a healthy pregnancy. He doesn’t want them to make a public announcement only to have to retract it a few weeks later. Rachel Zoe

118. BUZZFOTO 10/18
Just last year this self-proclaimed bad-boy musician was knee deep in drugs and debt. Now, thanks to a new girlfriend, he’s finally getting his life straightened out. One of his former band mates is jealous and resentful of his newly reformed lifestyle and decided to try to destroy it. He hired some prostitutes to show up at the sober star’s place when he knew the girlfriend would be there. Luckily, the girlfriend saw right through the plan. Tommy Lee

119. BLIND GOSSIP 10/18
A certain female television star was thisclose to coming out last week. She was quite distraught over the recent reports of gay students taking their lives and saw it as a great opportunity to set a good example for others. After discussions with her agent and manager, however, she canceled her meeting with a public relations expert. She is the star of a television show, and they convinced her that if she came out as a lesbian, she was risking not only her career, but those of the entire cast and crew of the show as well. Kate Walsh

120. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/19
#1 - Despite her well documented financial woes, this world famous photographer still manages to find a way to fly first class. Of course to save some money, she does relegate her assistant to economy. Annie Leibovitz

#2 - This engaged B+/A- list comedic actor failed to mention he had a serious girlfriend while he made promises and slept with this will someday be A list but right now B- list film actress. She is ticked and has threatened to reveal everything to the unsuspecting girlfriend. Seth Rogen/Emma Stone

121. BUZZFOTO 10/19
This foreign singer who recently found fame might be America’s new sweetheart, but she’s reportedly a total bitchh behind the scenes. After returning to her hotel room after a recent event, room service brought her the wrong kind of salad dressing with her food and she was so angry she threw the tray at a hotel employee, broke two lamps and a mirror and threw the food all over the floor. The hotel agreed to not press charges if the singer covered the mess and agreed not to stay there ever again. Susan Boyle

122. BLIND GOSSIP 10/19
After many years together, this celebrity couple – where one is more famous than the other – is breaking up. You probably can’t tell just by looking at them as they are still seen together. They make a concerted effort to say nice, supportive things about each other, and physically touch each other in public for photographs (Even though, according to one of them, "Being anywhere near him/her makes my flesh crawl.") Why the public show of togetherness? Well, it’s not for the sake of the children. It’s for the sake of the money. There is no pre-nuptial in place, and one is pushing the other hard for control of specific shared assets. Why would the other party agree? So that their soon-to-be-ex will stay quiet about some of the scandalous things that have gone on during the time they have been together. Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick; John Travolta and Kelly Preston

123. TED CASABLANCA 10/19
Remember Roxy Couture? The babe who had all of Hollywood laughing behind her back while that gorgeous hubby of hers, Stud-Bucket LeBeouf, screwed stripper after cocktail waitress? Couture's friends—and everyone in the biz—was whispering about "poor Roxy." How could she be so clueless? Well, turns out, it was all of us she was pulling a fast one on: No, Rox didn't have herself a hunky actor side dish. She's far too busy keeping her adorable kids and perfect home in order. Gotta make sure the media thinks life is great great great! Turns out, actually, that R.C. knows all about her husband's not-so-indiscrete indiscretions. With the steely nerve that made her a household name in the first place, Rox has put in place an "out of sight, out of mind" rule. She doesn't want to know what Stud is up to as long as it's just sex and not emotional—as if LeBeouf would let himself go that far. He's got the perfect situation! He really does love his wife. So what's the harm in a little sex on the side when he's apart from the Missus—which is a lot? At least that's what he's been telling his bros while out at a party recently, bragging to his buddies about the hot girls he's banged recently and what a cool wife he has. What's the harm since he has those iron-clad confidentiality agreements, right? Wrong. Stud and Roxy's kids are starting to catch wind of their situation, which means it's time for major damage control. So is SBL ready to act his age and settle down? The next chapter in this dangerous (in many ways) Hollywood tale remains to be seen. And it Ain't: David Arquette & Courteney Cox, Tony Parker & Eva Longoria, Matt Damon & Luciana Barroso. David and Victoria Beckham

124. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/20
This C+/B- list television actor is on one of the most popular network ensemble shows. Yes, the show you are probably thinking. Anyway, our actor was on the phone having phone sex with a woman. Presumably. Anyway, at one point he got another call from another woman so he clicked over and made plans to see her that night for some sex. Our actor thought he had hung up the phone, so started right back up having phone sex with what he thought was the first woman and then he heard the voice of the woman he had just made plans with for that night. Needless to say, they did not go out. Mark Salling "Glee"

125. BUZZFOTO 10/20
This television A-lister keeps bringing his daughter with him to the set of his latest show because he doesn’t believe in nannies. The crew and some cast are super irritated because she keeps ruining takes and slows things down. Apparently she’s a little bit of a hellion and has broken some equipment. We’d be mad too we guess, but you can’t blame the guy for trying to be a good dad. He claims he is only bringing her to spend time with her between takes.

126. GOSSIP BOY 10/20
Luscious Lucy is a star who was once on the lips of everyone in Hollywood. The girl had it all and then some. not only was she attached to a male of a higher fame level, she was on a path of excellence. She had everything and anything she could want. Lucy and her man were together for a good amount of time. In HW time, they were in their golden years. Lucy like the spotlight and the fame, but all the poor girl wanted was some love and attention. Isn't that why most of us flock to HW? Lucy thought that she and her man were in it together for the long haul and decided that they would step back from the limelight and raise a family in a big house away from the paparazzi. Boy was Lucy wrong! Lucy's man agreed with her plan and suggested that she pull back first and as their family grew, he would slow down on his creativity. Lucy slowed her Hollywood roll and began laying groundwork for the couple to retreat into obscurity. But while Lucy vanished, her man soared. His name was everywhere and he had no intention of giving it up it seemed. Flash forward to a very public event where Lucy had planned on announcing her retirement with her man and sharing the news they were off to be a normal family with the baby she just learned she was carrying. But word is Lucy was shut down when she found her man and his assistant laying the groundwork for their own little bundle of joy. The damage was done and Lucy had already extracted herself from HW and no one even bothered to wonder where she had gone. Lucy took care of the baby situation after her loving boyfriend sent her a letter and a check demanding that she do so. Poor girl ran out of town crying. But after a long hiatus in seclusion, seems that Luscious Lucy is back with a vengeance. Problem is that no one wanted to work with her after her ex spread viscous diva rumors about her all over town. So Lucy did what any respectful woman would do and she offered her luscious body to a certain HW big name. Now Lucy is working her way back up, but she should know that the more she wants, the more she has to give. It's Not: Jennifer Grey; Christina Aguilera; Lauren Graham.

127. BLIND GOSSIP 10/20
This very famous actress is angry and loaded for bear. She’s been out of town, and during that time, her on-and-off SO has been cavorting with another woman, who is also a celebrity. In the past, Actress actually used to be friendly with Other – although we don’t believe they have ever worked together professionally – and even hung out with her on several occasions. But at that time, Actress and SO were in a committed relationship, and Other was married to someone else and didn’t seem to pose much of a threat. Well, Other is now single, and appears to be making her move on Actress’ SO. Actress and SO have already had several yelling matches on the phone, and once Actress is back in town, everyone is going to get read the riot act. If Other is smart, she will back off before things get ugly. Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson/Christina Aguilera

128. MICHAEL MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 10/20
1. What star of that cop show used to practically live at Edelweiss, the West 43rd Street bar where trannies strutted around and sold their wares?

2. Which handsome movie star whom a lot of people suspect is gay truly is, and he likes to get tinkled on, by the way?

3. Which director got away with murder on that project, the network afraid to second-guess him as he went scarily over budget? Martin Scorsese "Boardwalk Empire"

4. Which entertainment titan supposedly got his start thanks to being very close with one of two gay mafia members whose members I just mentioned?

5. Which superstar's daughter annoyingly talks French to people who don't necessarily know French, repeating the same phrases whenever she doesn't want to really answer a question? Madonna's daughter, Lourdes

6. Which ex child star who is now an adult star is, according to one professional who got close to her, "the biggest screaming bitch I've ever met"? Hayden Panettiere; Lindsay Lohan; Shannon Doherty

7. Who tried to kill herself because she'd aborted that baby and suddenly remembered her deep-seated religious guilt about it?

8. What Oscar winner bristled when a reporter asked her about being an actress over 40? ("I don't like that question," she interjected, though at least he didn't say "way over 40.")

9. What legend bristles at just about anything, and practically bit a writer's eyes out when he asked, "As the person with the most experience in the room . . ."?

10. Which Oscar-winning director/producer will take meetings only with the lights off? (Just checking to see if you read dailymusto.com this week, chickens.)

11. What young actress filming a remake is a gigantically lesbian person, delightfully enough? Rooney Mara "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"

12. Which actress who's played a lesbian more than once has such a reputation that one player who sleeps with just about anything that isn't nailed down decided to turn her down?

13. Which imminent Oscar-bait movie has been described as "the most uplifting, fun film you've ever seen about a guy who has to cut his arm off"? "127 Hours"

14. What two-time Oscar winner is left out of her new movie's posters because marketing decided her image isn't likable enough? Hilary Swank

129, ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/21
This Golden Globe nominee/winner movie actress used to be A list. Barely, but she was. Now though she is probably a C+ with much higher name recognition than that. Her slide into C list land is probably because she is not the most likable person in the whole world and she does not work as much as she used to. Anyway, on her most recent production, she had brought along her three dogs and two cats and they would hang out in her trailer all day. On one of those days, while she was out with her dogs, one of her cats knocked over a candle and the trailer caught on fire. The trailer was a loss, but the cats managed to get out. In fact, production was halted for a day, not because of the trailer damage, but because she insisted the entire crew look for the two missing cats. I am still awaiting word whether the cats were found, but will let you know as soon as I hear. Ashley Judd

130. BUZZFOTO 10/21
We’re all for traditions, but if this story is true this is the best tradition yet and it’s hilarious! These two costars (the male is C List with film and television under his belt, she is B list and mostly known for film) made a movie several years ago together and became good friends. Although they were never officially romantically involved, they made a bet to see if they could sneak away at the Oscars and have sex in a bathroom without drawing attention to themselves. They did and now they’ve made a habit out of it. The source claims they are still only "just friends", but they indulge in this Oscar tradition now once a year, so far, successfully.

131. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 10/21
1. Why are certain Singers lying about their lives? They won’t admit on their new reality show they have a drug problem. They will only admit to drinking. KC and Jo Jo

2. Why does this reality show Performer/Singer/Actress continue to lie about her life? She claims she’s been celibate for years, but there are some rappers and producers who are ready to call her out on her lies. Brandy Norwood

3. This singer who needs a hit has a famous boyfriend. He just gave her a huge ring, but will he stop sleeping with his various baby mommas? Cassie/P Diddy

132. BLIND GOSSIP 10/21
There is one current political battle that is even uglier than the rest. To avoid partisan bias, we’ll deliberately leave out the party affiliations. It involves a race between a man and a woman that isn’t terribly close. If the woman looks as if she may start moving up in the polls, the man is prepared to launch an attack centered on disclosing a procedure the woman had years ago to terminate a pregnancy. Nice.

133. TED CASABLANCA 10/22
Lorin Sniffle-Puss has a hot bod, a really hot talent and some of the hottest headlines in Hollywood these days! What else could a svelte, beautiful rising star want? Besides more money, that is (that's always a given with these newbie types). Nope, green ain't exactly the color of what's making Lorin get all excited and a bit bothered these days. Actually, that shade would more accurate be described as... Pure white, baby! And we don't mean the virginal kinda white. We're talkin' cocaine-colored, sweethearts. Yep, if you ever wondered how Lorin (who has the most exquisite legs and bod, we must say) makes it from one damn media splash to the next, and never once looks worse for the wear doing it, well, we have the answer: L. Sniffle-Puss is getting very fond of that little power-powder Lindsay Lohan loves to sniff whenever she can get her ass away from a judge's prying eye. And what's funny about it is, Lorin's gotten most accustomed to doin' the snort thang while outside L.A., while performing mainly promotional stuff on the side. As if nobody will see 'cause it's outta town. Yeah, right. Nobody will notice, honey-bun. Gotta say two things here: the hours Lorin's been given to work are so extraordinary, it's little wonder Lorin resorted to something to help pull it all off (we're certain Lorin can't be alone in the taxed cast, as far as a need for a chemical second-wind goes), and, Lorin is, so far, really expert at hiding this dangerous habit. Not only does LSP shine all dimpled and pure-like in the press, the supple star has brilliantly gotten folks gossiping about the sex card. About this particular star, that is. Works as an awfully nice diversion. AND IT AIN'T: Chord Overstreet, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley. Lea Michele

134. HOLY MOLY 10/22
Which ex-Rolling Stone wife's much lauded fragrant looks are nothing to do with healthy living, positive thoughts and all things organic and everything to do with 2x tummy tucks, 1x breast lift and implants in her arse? Jo Wood

135. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/22
#1 - This boy toy of an A list female singer is extremely scared his boyfriend will find out he is with the singer. Madonna/Brahim Zaicki

#2 & #3 - This female talk show host called, texted, and e-mailed this A list male rap singer constantly everyday for weeks until he finally broke down and went on a date with her. And more. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent

#4 - This known for her looks more than her acting B list movie actress has gone almost six months without having sex with her significant other. Why? She is worried he will give her an STD. Calling the kettle black honey. Jessica Alba/Cash Warren; Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher

136. NATIONAL ENQUIRER 10/22
Which TV and film star took the ashes of a dearly departed relative to the Magic Kingdom? The woman spread some of the loved one’s ashes without permission throughout the California theme park – and even around The Haunted Mansion! Whoopi Goldberg

137. PANACHE REPORT 10/23
1. She’s non-black but she’s married to a black athlete. Very recently, she was given the impression (due to her husband’s actions) that he was completely whipped. She was even bragging to family and friends, he has really proven his love for me and we will all benefit. Little does she know, he’s cheating on her with a Latina mistress he met last year. Not only does he spoil his mistress, he also gives her family money. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom

2. This very popular male gospel singer has a checkered past but that doesn’t stop him from verbally attacking gays. Interestingly, he’s known via the male trade sex market. Behind closed doors, he orders up homo-thugs. His nickname among gay escorts: ‘The bottom.’ You don’t have to be a gospel fan to know who he is. Donnie McClurkin

3. This reality star is part of an ensemble cast. Off set, her husband is making a fool of her. She pays for everything, he steals money from her and he lavishes other women with gifts (on her dime). She’s always been attracted to low lifes. Before she got married, she was like a groupie to low down male rappers. Her colleagues couldn’t understand her attraction due to her profession. Phaedra Parks husband Apollo "Real Housewives of Atlanta"

4. When Tracey Edmonds dated Eddie Murphy, she chose to ignore the rumors. This overshadowed singer is doing the same thing. Unconfirmed rumors indicate-the man she’s dating is allegedly on the DL. Christina Milian and the Dream

138. LAINEY‘S GOSSIP 10/25
There’s one in every family. The in-law no one likes. They manage to find a way to bring down every family holiday and gathering, provoking fights, hurt feelings, and general awkwardness. You stare at the brother/sister/cousin/aunt, or maybe even parent, who introduced this unpleasant individual into your clan and think, Were you high when you proposed? For this family, their "piece of work" is a loud-mouthed, famous blonde who insists on smoking at the table during family gatherings (the family patriarch is very health conscious--this is not a smoking-tolerant family). At first, they didn’t mind her so much, sold on her bright smile and seemingly pleasant manner. But as soon as her public trouble was smoothed over, her real personality started coming out. Now, her constant cursing and insistence on injecting herself into the middle of everything is rubbing everyone the wrong way. When friends of the family visited they were shocked by her behavior and attitude. The family was like, yeah, welcome to our world. But what really irks them is her habit of emasculating their son--not only in front of them, but in the press, too. Things have gotten so bad that they’ll tell anyone they wish their son would leave her, wondering why he still puts up with her, going so far as to say they’d "lobotomize" him to make him forget her. Katherine Heigl

139. BUZZFOTO 10/25
This Blind takes place on the set of a period piece made within the last couple of years. Two female characters, both well known names. After a long day of shooting, one of the stars (who had been drinking throughout the day) got careless with her cigarette and set fire to a very expensive dress. She managed to put out the flames and took the dress to her costar’s trailer (who is also a smoker). She set up the scene to look like the costar was the one who had burned the dress and the production company was very upset with the actress. To this day, the costar thinks she was responsible for the debacle, but we know better!
Drinker: Natalie Portman
Smoker: Scarlett Johansson
Movie: The Other Boleyn Girl

140. GOSSIP BOY 10/25
1- This A List name hooked up with some friends over the weekend but only hung out with said friend because there are rumors of her ex being into boys as well and our A-Lister wants a crack at him? Not Taylor Lautner. Taylor Swift/Jake Gyllenhaal (ex: Taylor Lautner)

2-Which celebrity couple has become hooked on Craigslist hook ups lately? The wifey places the ad and when they find a suitable man or woman they invite them over to their apartment. Their assistant has the lucky winner sign a confidentiality agreement and then escorts the "toy" into the couple's chamber of love. Not Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher; Will and Jada Smith

141. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/25
#1 - Nothing juicy about this, or particularly blind worthy, but it is funny so thought I would make it a blind. This fantastically funny talk show host who is now an actor on a struggling to stay on the air television show called up a friend of his. The friend was not home or the friend's wife, but the nanny was. Instead of just leaving a message, our talk show host decided to talk and talk and talk. It kind of went like this. "This is ______ calling, have you seen my show [the talk show, not the sitcom]? You should tell all of your friends to watch, and then I will have one million viewers. And can you call the president of __ and tell him that you love it? Thanks!" He kept going on and on even after the nanny told him she would take a message. Joel McHale "Community"

#2 - This former A+ Olympic athlete who really needs to step it up if he does not want to embarrass himself at the next one, really should put some curtains in his windows. All of his neighbors are keeping a running tally of the number of women he has brought back to his place and even have scorecards they flash after the event has been completed. Michael Phelps

142. JANET CHARLTON 10/26
After years of struggling in Hollywood, this foreign born beauty finally found success on a sitcom, but her past is coming back to haunt her. Prior to hitting it big, she had a long term affair with a sugar daddy in order to make ends meet. She dumped the sixtysomething guy after she started making money and found a young and studly lover. After paying her expenses for years, the older guy is outraged and threatening to reveal some highly unflattering photos of our girl! Sofía Vergara

143. BLIND GOSSIP 10/26
This former ’80s sitcom star was always very cute and popular and respectable. He married his actress sweetheart, and the couple are two of the straightest and most uber-conservative celebs and parents around. So it pains us to inform you that he’s actually a major closet case. One of his wife’s friends spotted him in a gay bar a few nights ago. The wife was so mad that she locked him out of the house and threatened divorce. Kirk Cameron/Chelsea Noble

144. BUZZFOTO 10/26
This couple in an iconic 80's movie (not one of those movies by that guy) got together years after the film to do commentary for the DVD. The reunion was so inspiring that the two ended up having a brief affair (we hear they slept together a grand total of four times). The two have since parted ways, still with good feelings towards one another, but they claim they lived out this relationship years later that they only dreamed about when making the movie. Kerri Green and Josh Brolin "Goonies"

145. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/26
When we last checked in with Coke Mom she was actually doing better. Well, better has turned into really bad now. At least for one night. Coke Mom went to an event at her child/ren's school last week. It was a combination of talk to the teachers and general kind of meeting. Our actress mom was absolutely blitzed. She could barely utter a sentence, carried around her shoes all night because she could not walk on the heels and whenever she would introduce herself, would add, "And yes I am her." I want to make it clear she was not driving that night. Her long suffering husband was.

146. BLIND GOSSIP 10/26
A well-known weight loss company wanted to hire this multi-hyphenate beauty. She was interested, but her manager ruined the deal by making ridiculous demands of the company. Of course, the manager requested the usual star treatment for his client. Beyond that, though, he absolutely refused to let the company meet or speak with the star before the first photoshoot. He also insisted that the company lie about her starting weight and Photoshop the "Before" photographs of the star so that she would appear less chubby than she actually was. The company refused and dropped her as a spokesperson before the campaign even began. Jessica Simpson (father Joe)//Nutri-System

147. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/27
According to an ex-girlfriend of this A list movie actor (Barely A list by the way), our actor likes to call the person he is having sex with, "mom" and also sucks his thumb after sex. Can you say disturbing. Shia LaBeouf

148. STAR MAGAZINE 10/27
Which new celebrity dad was trapped by his scheming baby mama? An insider says she knew the notorious ladies man would never leave her if she got pregnant, so that’s just what she did. Her next goal? Get him to marry her. Mario Lopez

149. BUZZFOTO 10/27
This one is short, but let’s see if you can guess who this openly homophobic reality star is, who was recently discovered to have a large collection of gay porn in his home.  Ronnie from “Jersey Shore”

150. BUZZFOTO 10/28
This star recently announced a pregnancy but what she didn’t say was she has no clue who the father is. Not because she’s slept around, but because she was impregnated with science, not sex. Kim Zolciak

151. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 10/28
What are the real health issues that are plaguing this legendary Female Soul Singer? Natalie Cole (Aids)

152. TED CASABLANCA 10/29
Chiquita isn't exactly known for having a legs-closed-shut policy on the set of her über-hit TV show. The "bat s--t" crazy actress was hooking up with one of her hunky costars for a while, before getting semi-burned when the dude decided he'd had enough of her cuckoo for Coco Puffs crap. Nasty stuff. So...what's a scorned star to do? Sleep her way up to the top and plan evil revenge, of course! Crafty Chiquita, whose killer bod matches her ambition, started having sex with a very high-up guy who works on her show. Said dude has the power to make a lot of creative decisions. You know, like where certain character developments will go! Naturally, C. is using that vag-trap of hers to try and convince the suit to write her ex into character oblivion (or death, whichever Chiquita can finagle first). Or—at the very least—"significantly diminish his role," according to one of our myriad right-on set insiders. Oh, and by saying Chiquita is trying to convince the stupid suit with the faulty zipper to do this, threaten may actually be the more appropriate word. Because it's not like this was a one-night stand thingy. No, C. and the exec have been sleeping together on the side for a while now. If Chiqy doesn't get her way, she is thisclose to tattling about her sexy escapades (all of them!) to some folks it would have a grave impact on. And trust, the unlucky gentlemen is much older with a reputation to protect. One thing to keep in mind? Everyone on the set already knows. All of the actors, including her ex, are very aware what kind of slut crap she's pulling. And Miss C. wonders why she's the outcast of her good looking cast? And it Ain't: Lea Michele, Leighton Meester, Katerina Graham. Naya Rivera "Glee"

153. BUZZFOTO 10/29
This A list celebrity wife is so afraid of her marriage breaking up like all the other relationships around her, she’s hired a private detective to constantly spy on her spouse whenever he is out. His new bodyguard? Not a bodyguard at all, just a plant by the wife, getting double the pay. We think being this paranoid and spying on your spouse can’t bode well for a marriage.

154. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 10/29
#1 - This foreign born, male, B list hip hop singer used to supplement his income by dancing at bachelor parties. Yes, bachelor, not bachelorette parties. Must have been interesting. Drake

#2 - This female C list actress, and best friend of coke mom, finally found some work, but it was not easy. Although she does not use on set or go to work on coke, she had such a bad coke reputation around town that no one was willing to take a chance on hiring her.

#3 - This C list television actress, who has been in this space before for her bad behavior, is on a hit ensemble network show. Not a singing show. Anyway, she was on set last week and lost two of her teeth. That meth use must be getting out of hand. Gillian Jacobs (Britta) "Community"

#4 - Idiot idea of the day. This former reality star who just had the show she was on canceled, thinks it would be a great idea if she had a reality show that began with her making a sex tape, hopefully getting pregnant from that sex and then having the cameras following her during her pregnancy. Whitney Port

#5 - What former female Survivor contestant from way back is now turning tricks to make a living? Jenna Season 1

ADDED 02/07/11
09/02/10
In honor of 90210 day, I bring to you one of my favorite blind items from the past. This one I wrote in January of 2008, so that will hopefully explain The Time references. Now I want to hear The Bird. I can't even type their name without singing that song. Anyway, this blind is all about 90210.
January 24, 2008: So a little change of pace. After I saw that The Time was going to play the Grammy Awards it got me thinking about a time when I was just starting out. I used to promote concerts to get through school. This was when little guys still could do it and corporations had not swallowed up every possible venue. I had promoted The Time two or three times and made some money. I had got to know some of the group and once we happened to be in Las Vegas at the same time. They invited me to their show and to a party they were having after. I want to say they were playing at the Riviera, but I can't remember. I think it was because this was when Frank Sinatra was still alive and I remember thinking I had seen him play in the same room a week earlier and how crazy Vegas is that two totally different acts can both pack in a crowd. Of course Sinatra tickets were three times the price of The Time tickets. Anyway, after the show, we went to a club or two, but this was still the older Vegas. Excalibur was the only big new hotel. Everything else was still to come. The clubs were still very rough around the edges. Very rough. So, after seeing a possible stabbing death at the second club we went to, we decided to head back to the hotel and one of their suites. I don't remember anyone calling anyone but all of a sudden the place was absolutely packed. Packed like it took you five full minutes to make your way across the room from one side to the other. There was one clear area though and it was this big glass table. It was probably seven feet long and three feet wide. Sitting around the table were people basically two deep. The top of the table was covered in coke. I had seen people do coke before and thought I had seen a lot on a table before, but this was the most ever. None of the guys from The Time were touching it. I do remember that. BUT, I do remember that there were two people from this brand new television show called Beverly Hills 90210 who were sucking coke down like someone was trying to steal it from them. Most people were being very patient and chatting in between lines. Not these two. One female and one male were all over it. They were outdone in their zest for the drug only by this actress from Saved By The Bell. I honestly thought they were going to fight for it. Later, after the crowd had thinned I saw the male from 90210 and the actress from Saved By The Bell getting it on in a corner. She was pretty hot, I have to tell you. The guy I remember was very sweaty. The actress from 90210 never left the coke. Ever. Not until it was all gone. Then she got up, and left. Didn't say goodbye or anything. Just walked out and left. Hell of a night. The actress from 90210 who stayed until it was all gone was Shannen Doherty

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