NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in RED are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
3.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/03 #1**
1- Which actor is closely watching the status if Celebs who are coming out
in hopes that he may soon be able to confess the truth. Poor guy wants to
come out more than anything, but was told he only could after another big
name did. Just his luck, he always has to be second, never gets to be first.
Not Jake Gyllenhaal. Austin Nichols
2- This actress has become addicted to MySpace. She is about 5 years behind the rest of the world, but she realized how much her ego gets boosted from the comments and messages she gets. She has spent hours on the washed up website just trying to get her fill. Not Lauren Graham. Alexis Bledel
3- Which actor is into being blind folded and letting numerous men use him? This past weekend he held a very secretive gathering of 20 men that entered his house to find him face down, tied to a bed and open for business. Before you ask, I was NOT there! Not Robert Pattinson. Alexander Skarsgard
4.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/03 **#2**
1- What married actor is so whipped by his wife that he has actually fallen
into a depression. The once hot stud is now looking rough and rugged. And
not rugged in the hot way he used to be. I'm sure his wife keeps him on a
short leash because his history isn't so . Guess she should know that he
has resorted to hooking up with delivery girls and, well basically any woman
that shows up while Mrs. Ice Pick is gone. And trust me, these girls don't
put up a chase. Not Michael Vartan. Ben Affleck
2- Two young actresses are on a mission to become the next Paris and Nicole, Which is really quite sad since these two actually have talent. One is even saying that she is "going to be the next Lindsay Lohan. After she croaks of course." Her words, not mine. One is clearly in charge, while the other is soaking up the fame. She was so un-popular in high school. She should have put out then like she does now. Not Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart
5.
BUZZFOTO
05/03
These Celebrities play neighbors on film, but in real life they are mortal
enemies. Even though the two dont see each other outside of work, they
still manage to make life miserable for the other. The underlying issue is
said to be jealousy or some sort of disagreement that happened long ago.
Whatever the start of the problems, the two are now actively trying to sabotage
the career of the other. One of the celebs complained to a top executive
that her rival is stealing stuff from the set. The other shopped out addiction
rumors to the magazines to try to show her enemys good girl image is
anything but. Not Felicty Huffman. Terri Hatcher & Marcia
Cross
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03
This married couple is still married but it is pretty much for show. She
is an A list singer who drags her husband out of the house for shopping and
things. The only reason she is keeping him around is because she has a new
album coming out and doesn't want to talk about marriage. She doesn't wear
her wedding ring even when they are out together. She makes him sleep in
the guest house or at his friends. Meanwhile she has "friends" who come stay
with her.
Christina
Aguilera
7.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/03
Which Young Star's X-tra Naughty? You know what a lot of celebs do when they're
trapped in the closet? Drugs. And lots of 'em. A young Toothy Tile had to
do line after line just to get through sex with a chick (you know, in an
attempt to prove to himself he was straight) and now we're hearing another
young homolicious babe is going through similar motions. Anyone remember
cutie Jackie Bouffant? Jackie, the über-yum young-ish star who has a
red-hot career (and bod, just FYI), seems to be dabbling in the hard stuff.
But it's not coke. While out on the town recently Jackie the stud was
rollingand we don't mean in some pimped-out caddy. He was superhigh
on ecstasy. J.B. was hitting a celeb-infested soiree filled with cameras,
paparazzi and reporters, so natch that meant his beard was in tow for the
photo ops. And how did Bouffant get through the evening? By popping a few
of those teeny colored pills in his mouth so his adorable smile wouldn't
fade throughout the event. Totally sad. Or not? Thing is, Jackie really does
enjoy his gal-pal (they've known each other for a while), but he hardly wants
to rip off her stylish clothes off. And yes, Jackie's PR candy is most certainly
aware of both of her man's habitsthe drugs and dudes. But Missus Bouffant
doesn't mind all that much. Jackie certainly is the bigger name out of the
pretty pair, so she won't be letting her golden ticket to the tabloids go
anywhere. Ironic, though, how Jack's audience might be more shocked about
the whole ecstasy thing than gay thing, which may not stay hidden for too
much longer since J.B.'s pals can't stop blabbing about his way fun rolling
ways around town. Wonder which secret will come outpun
intendedfirst? And it ain't: Jensen Ackles, Justin Bieber, Justin
Timberlake. Zac Efron
8.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/04
Lots of summer movies will be coming out soon. The leading lady choice for
one of them was a surprise. She is so miscast that you will likely be puzzled
as to how the heck she scored the role. It certainly wasnt her talent.
It was her relation to another actor. Her relative did some scoring of their
own back in the day, and the young one is now reaping the benefits. Yes,
little girl, there are dozens of people who know that you were not booked
because of your talent. Eventually, though, youre going to have to
stand on your own two feet. Emma Roberts "Twelve"
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04
This movie actor is B list although he definitely has A++ name recognition.
Young. Not some faded A lister who is now a B. Our actor has been in some
of the biggest hits of all time. Anyway, although our actor considers himself
heterosexual and he has had a very famous, very public heterosexual romance,
he told someone the other day that "if you get orally serviced by a guy,
its doesn't mean you are gay. In fact, I just had a guy I have known for
awhile do that to me last week." Orlando Bloom
10.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/04
1- Which prim and proper had a little too much alcohol at an event last night
and was seen getting a little too friendly with another female? Not at the
event of course, it was out front while they were waiting for their limo.
Kate Bosworth;
Abbie
Cornish
2- This couple was all smiles last night but no one knew about the argument just moments before arriving because the girl thought that she looked to fat. Normal right? Well her boyfriend agreed and told her that if her figure goes, so does her status as his woman. Nick Lachey/Vanessa Manillo
3- Before the end of the evening, this hot couple looked like they were going to do it right in front of everyone. Not only couldn't they keep their hands off each other but he had one hand up her dress making her do the hippie hippie shake. Sienna Miller and Jude Law
11.
BUZZFOTO
05/04
This celebrity relationship is nearly at an end, despite desperate attempts
to convince the press otherwise. In a recent interview, she blabbed about
how good things are and how they keep it fresh. Shes actually just
completely in denial that hes been shacking up with a much younger
woman than herself. This ones not about Brangelina. Demi
Moore/Ashton Kutcher
12.
AUSIELLO
FILES 05/05
This ones guaranteed to be watercooler talk among my Ausholes
once
you figure out what show Im talking about! Yet another series
this one, one of your major, major faves! is playing the flash-forward
card in its season finale. But
Oh, cmon, you knew there had to
be a "but," right? (Have I taught you nothing?) In this instance, the zoom
wont be permanent a la Brothers & Sisters, Desperate Housewives,
et al. Itll just be a glimpse of the future, not a relocation to it.
And when I say that what is in store for these characters a few years down
the road will blow your minds, were talking kaboom! A big-bang kinda
mind-blow! So, guesses? What show would you most like a peek at the future
of?
13.
BUZZFOTO
05/05
This actress with a movie out this month just found out that the man from
her second long-term relationship gave her a diamond ring that wasnt
real. She is pissed she wore it for so long. Everyone always wondered how
he could afford such a big rock- they just assumed she paid for it. Not Sarah
Jessica Parker. Amanda Seyfried/Dominic Cooper
14.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/05
1- Which A-List name but B-list actress is now hooking up with a athlete
that has been passed around Hollywood like a party favor. He thinks that
he is the next best thing but in reality the women only like to bed him because
he very sensitive in bed. Translation: it's like making love to another woman.
Wonder what his team members would think after hearing that? Not Kate
Hudson. Cameron Diaz and A Rod
2- This actress is trying desperately to sink another role since her last one is about over. She is very talented even though she has been stuck to some stinkers. She is in the running for a role that would boost her to Titanic proportions, but the only way to get it is to sell out her best friend. They are both up for the role and have been friends since before HW came calling. But our star wants this role so bad she is seriously considering leaking some pictures that would cast a bad image over her friend, one that would take her out of the running for just about any role that is coming her way. Not Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Emmy Rossum/Leighton Meester
3- Which co-stars have began texting and calling each other all times of the night? They used to be enemies, but after a trip to promote their show, the tequila kicked in and the co-stars spent the night taking out their rage on each others private parts. Neither co-stars are single, but what started out as a hot hook-up has began transitioning into a full fledged romance. Not David Boreanaz and Emily Deschanel.
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/05
With all of the coming out stories lately, I guess it isn't any wonder that
this B list television actress who has been on two huge network hits has
been feeling more bold with her girlfriend lately. They have even started
holding hands and sometimes kissing at events. Oh, and our actress is
married.
16.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/05
This hard-partying actress might want to lay low this Cinco de Mayo. While
its pretty easy to find photos of her looking less than sober a certain
party is now setting a trap for her. They are paying for videos of her drinking
and engaged in other less legal activities. They are trying to bolster their
case that she isnt capable of managing her own life and needs someone
to step in and take over before its el Dia de Los Muertos.
Lindsay Lohan
17.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/05
Meet Chet Chick-Muncher. You'd think this star would have been a Vicer already
since his ridiculous antics have been going on for decades, but his dirty
laundry is usually so publicly aired there's never been a need before. Until
now, thanks to a certain electronic misstep... Chet has definitely had his
share of substance-abuse problems, and it seems one of his effed-up escapades
is coming back to haunt himbig-time. Obviously, we mean a sex tape.
Who the hell doesn't have one lying around these days? Only problem is, not
only is Chick-Muncher attached and most definitely straight-ish, this tape
isn't with his honeyor a girl. Seems CC-M, who enjoys his female skank-up
a lot, has been caught on-camera, not with a hooker, but totally blowing
some random dude. Yes, that's how obscenely obliterated the Munch was when
this went downpun intended. And one of the parties from this par-tick
sexfest is shopping this bad-boy tape around, and Chet is convinced it's
about to come out. Hence, Chick-Muncher's attempt to fade back into the
background. He's actually trying to become less of a public figure these
days, professionally speaking, even though it may not look that way at all.
That way, if the footage does come out in the near future, it won't sell
for as much or have as much of an impact on his reputation (which is not
exactly great right now). And yes, Chet's lady is aware of what's going on.
Wonder if she'll be the one to let the haunting tape spill to the press?
It certainly would give her ammo for what's sure to be a massively uncomfortable
split. And it ain't
Tiger Woods, John Edwards, Jesse James.
Charlie Sheen
18.
BUZZFOTO
05/06
Which famous singer is in the process of penning a childrens book?
Although shes made her money, her secret dream from childhood was to
become an author. No word if its any good. Not Celine Dion.
Gloria Estefan
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/06
#1 - This former long time A list singer is so whacked out on crack that
except for when she is performing she sits around in a bathrobe or naked
all day without her wig just smoking away. At this point she doesn't care
who sees her or hears her. There have been complaints of screaming and things
breaking at every hotel she has stayed in on this tour.
Whitney
Houston
#2 - This former A list hip hop singer and rapper who had hit after hit five or six years ago has this gorgeous female Asian assistant. At least everyone thinks she is female. She is on top but not on the bottom and that is just the way our singer likes it. Kanye West
20.
STAR
MAGAZINE 05/06
Which LA-based actor drives 120 miles to San Diego for secret lipo several
times a year? Hes got to keep his beach body looking good, but maybe
he should just lay off the burgers. Mario Lopez; David
Hasselhoff
21.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/07
This well-known young actress went shopping at a drug store in the middle
of the night, her friend or assistant by her side. The celeb was a little
paranoid about their purchases, so she would point out something on the shelf
and the assistant would put it in the basket she was carrying. As the clerk
rang up the items, she casually said "You two girls look too young to be
out this late" To which the actress replied, "My parents know that Im
out. This stuff is for them." The clerk just smiled and kept checking them
out. Were sure lots of parents send their child out in the middle of
the night to buy cold medicine and condoms and Mountain Dew. Dakota
Fanning; Demi Lovato
22.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/07
She is a Female Superstar - an amazing talent - and a top selling recording
artist - but her marriage is in serious trouble - she cant trust her
husband. Mary J .Blige
23.
STAR
MAGAZINE 05/07
1. Which A-list actress is so concerned about wrinkles, she stores bottles
of Botox in her freezer? She never has to worry about getting a last-minute
treatment - whenever she needs an injection, she has a plastic surgeon come
right to her home! Nicole Kidman
2. Which ex reality star's eating disorder is so bad, she now has peach fuzz all over body? She's desperate to get rid of it - and her cleaning crew complains about having to continuously clean up the gooey mess all the hair removers leave behind. Tori Spelling; Rachel Zoe; Paris Hilton
24.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/09
Reformed Rita has come a long way in her Hollywood career. She came from
a well known family and appeared to be friends with all the right people.
Rita was the kind of girl that all party girls looked up to and everyone
wanted to be seen with. Not only did she last until the bar closed, Rita
was connected to just about everybody in HW. And when I say everybody, I
mean the suppliers. After some hard partying years, Rita realized she was
knock, knock, knocking on Heaven's door and found a man that would help her
stay sober. Girl actually enjoyed her new life and became someone with class
and morals. She left her past life behind and didn't look back. She even
ditched a long-time druggie boyfriend that seemed to have a soft spot in
her heart. But years of being straight laced have seemed to get on Rita's
last nerve and she has recently been sneaking away to her old haunts. Just
when it seemed that Rita was on the right track and America had finally accepted
her new image, she is dangerously close to falling right back into the pile
of snow that is waiting for her. Only this time the stakes are higher and
if Rita doesn't watch out, she will lose a hell of a lot more than her
reputation. After losing so many friends to drugs, you would think this woman
might be able to enjoy the simple things in life instead of trying to avoid
reality all together. She has already began cracking around the edges and
having temper tantrums that are just embarrassing. It won't be long before
Rita self-destructs completely. And when she does, boy what a show it will
be. It's Not: Paris Hilton; Katherine Heigl; Julia Roberts. Nicole
Richie; Drew Barrymore
25.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/10
Which leading man has a thing for his co-stars? And not just the current
one he was caught kissing. A few years ago, this handsome actor arrived quite
drunk in the wee hours at the Mercer Hotel -- where his lovely co-star was
staying -- demanding to be allowed up to her room. "She said she could hear
his shouts all the way upstairs," said one friend. "He was tossed out."
Josh Brolin
26.
BUZZFOTO
05/10
This celebrity has a significant other that has been in the press every once
in a while for the recent projects hes been working on. The man seems
by all accounts a decent guy, but has an unusual habit. He engages in "wind
bathing." He stands on a balcony, completely nude and lets his body
be bathed in wind. He believes it has certain benefits. When the celebrity
discovered this, she was amused and thought it would be fun to combine wind
bathing into their steamy love life. In the course of trying to do this,
a small tragedy occurred. It was extremely windy and stormy and a large pot
blew off the balcony, injuring the boyfriend. Hes publicly blamed the
injury on something else, but it happened this way and put a damper on his
current projects. Not Eva Longoria or Tony Parker.
Jordan
(Katie Price) and Alex Reid
27.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/11
We all know Sunshine as the poor woman who had fallen in love with the gay,
two-timing Rainbow Dark and blackmailed him into an engagement. They have
yet to walk down the aisle, but Sunshine had been keeping a close watch on
RD. Sunshine has been with R.D for a good bit and doesn't seem like the kind
of girl that would ever cheat, but we all have our weaknesses. And for Sunshine,
that weakness comes in a hot body with a foreign accent. While she was off
filming, Sunshine became rather cozy with a certain actor who has a reputation
for making women's clothes slide right off. And little miss Sunshine was
no different. I hear that Sunshine and her new friend, Bang Bang Thunder,
spent a lot of time together off the set. Since RD was busy trying to find
ways around her watchful eye, he was none the wiser. Sources say that Sunshine
and BBT rocked their trailer any chance they got. They were pretty good at
avoiding the paps, however the longer their affair went on the sloppier they
got at hiding it. BBT also has a reputation for being a little adventurous
in the bedroom, something that RD never introduced Sunshine to. Sunny girl
took a liking to the fun and their sex got wilder and more risky. And when
it came time to film their hot sex scene on the closed set, I hear that it
was a lot more than just acting. If only people knew that when they watch
this film, that girl was actually having the big O right in front of their
eyes. Of course after the movie wrapped, both stars went back to their lives.
BBT to the land from which he came and Sunshine was back to sitting at home
alone. I hear that's when BBT made a sudden trip to L.A and hasn't left since.
With the hush-hush wedding very close, one has to wonder what Sunshine intends
to do. BBT seems to have fallen hard for her, but she has secured her spot
in RD's world and she is not sure she wants out. Poor Sunshine, what will
you choose? Fame and fortune, or hot sex and a sore vadge? And someone should
probably mention to Sunshine that not only does BBT have a woman back home
waiting for him, she has a bun in the oven that no one knows about yet.
Sunshine Is Not: Anne Hathaway; Amy Adams; Zooey Deschanel
Bang Bang Thunder Is Not: Marc Blucas; Gerard Butler; Liam Hemsworth
Sunshine: Rachel Bilson
Bang Bang Thunder: Tom Sturridge
28.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/11
This actress was delighted to finally land a lead on a television series.
However, it may be over before it begins. Although she tested well, one of
the shows key execs just doesnt like her. Scratch that. He
cant stand her. Turns out that a few years back she rejected him in
a way that infuriated him. They had gone out on a couple of dates, but she
soon discovered that his talk was bigger than his anatomy. Seems she told
a couple of friends about his shortcomings and that information eventually
got back to him. Since then, he has been waiting for payback. He thinks it
would be the ultimate humiliation if they announced that she was being replaced
on the show by someone younger or prettier or thinner or more talented. Since
the actress thinks shes got the role on lock, it should come as a pretty
big shock to her if her role is recast.
Kristin
Kreuk; Gail OGrady and Mark Gordon
29.
BUZZFOTO
05/11
Just a warning that this blind is so bizarre, it stems on the ridiculous.
Our source claims to be the one night stand of this male MTV reality star.
She hooked up with him at a popular nightclub and the two went back to her
place and he spent the night. He was really drunk, but claimed to have names
for the most delicate parts of his body. Some are too obscene to share, but
he does call his goods the U.N. (no, not for United Nations).
It stands for Uno Nut, which she claims is an accurate description. At first
our source thought it was a joke or drunk talk, but the celebutard was completely
serious and asked that she referred to his anatomy as such. Oh yeah, this
guy is in a relationship with someone else. He has names for her parts as
well but theyre much too nasty to post here. But heres one: She
always brags about her Double Ds but he calls them Droopy Dog behind
her back. Not Brandon Davis. The Jersey Shores
Situation and Snooki
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11
This still young, married with child/ren former A list television actress
is now a struggling C list actress who is lucky to find work. Lucky for her
though she knows how to find a bar. When she does it is watch out time. Whether
she decides to flash a group of guys or just grab their crotch and invite
them to find a corner, she will do it all. When asked about her husband or
her child/ren our actress says she wants me time. Since me time usually involves
getting naked with strangers and having sex, I am guessing me time could
turn into divorce time before long. Melissa Joan Hart
31.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/12
This amusing actor who stars in at least one big movie coming out
this year is becoming more and more open about his gender preference.
Hes not one of those guys who interviewers ask about his sexuality.
Maybe its because he behaved himself during the time he was married
(yes, to a woman). Maybe its because many of his characters are larger
than life. In any case, hes recently been hitting on a male pop star
with whom he has a prior work connection. It will be interesting to see who
he brings to his movie premiere(s). It certainly wont be the pop star,
who plans on staying in the closet for at least a few more years.
Mike Myers and Justin Timberlake
32.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/12
1- What A-List actress arrived at Cannes and began drinking before she even
checked into her room? She was so wasted by the end of the night that a C-Lister
managed to get her to go back to his room with him? For him, it's an
accomplishment. For her, it's just another notch in her downward spiral.
2- Which celebrity couple has decided that the only way they can make their marriage last is by letting the husbands girlfriend move into the guesthouse? Too bad the husband doesn't realize while he is off saving the world, the wife is spending all of her time in the guesthouse. Sting and Trudie Styler; Will and Jada Smith
33.
BUZZFOTO
05/12
These two movie costars are cheating with each other. One is an A List male
with a wife and the other B List maybe. They fell in love on the set of the
movie and although filming is wrapped and the movie will be out soon, the
two are coming up with a million ways to meet up. They are going in on some
charity work together so they can be closer. The sad thing is, the
A-listers poor wife has no clue and brags to all her friends about
her husbands fidelity. She is completely devoted to him, but he is
telling his new actress girlfriend hell be leaving his wife very soon.
Not Liev Schreiber. Emily Blunt/Matt Damon "The Adjustment Bureau";
Evan Rachel Wood/James McAvoy "The Conspirator"; Emily Blunt/Jack Black
"Gullivers Travels"
34.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/12
There are all kinds of ways to get a job in Hollywood, but this one is
particularly juicy. This married writer/producer/director wanted to direct
this much anticipated movie. A movie for which there was a lot of competition.
Well, one day the producer of the movie came over to the director's house
to interview him for the job. While he was there the director's B- list movie
and television actress wife showed up. She sat in on the interview and made
it perfectly clear to the producer that she was perfectly willing to f**k
him right there if it got her husband the job. The next day the producer
came over and our actress and he had sex. The director got the job. What
he might not have expected though is that his wife who has done this kind
of thing before has continued to sleep with the producer.
Tod
Williams/Gretchen Mol/Jason Blum "Paranormal Activity 2"
ADDENDUM
05/13/10: Yesterday I introduced you to the married actress who was
willing to do anything to help her husband. Well her affections are not just
reserved to help her husband. She also looks out for herself. One of her
regulars is an A list writer and show creator who wrote for one of the greatest
television shows of all time and has a new one on the same network. Anyway,
to make sure she stays in this writer's good graces, our actress indulges
his fantasies and anytime you see her with bruises on her wrists you know
she was hanging out with him. One time, our actress was orally servicing
this writer and someone walked in. The writer expected our actress to stop
but even when she saw the person who walked in she just kept going until
the act was completed. Terence Winter (wrote for "The Sopranos")
"Broadwalk Empire"
ADDENDUM
05/19/10: This one actually happened prior to our actress getting
married, but for the sake of convenience we will still call her the director's
wife. Anyway, not too long before she met her husband, she was the rebound
for this A list a-hole music producer and sometime singer. He told her that
he was going to make his very first movie and wanted her to star in it. So,
he used her for awhile and then when he suggested she would have a much better
chance for the role if she slept with a few of his friends, she did just
that. Many, many of his friends. Of course, the movie never came to fruition,
and he dumped her when he got bored.
Gretchen
Mol
35.
STAR
MAGAZINE 05/12
Which fading starlet is trying to force her younger sister into plastic surgery?
She told the young wanna-be model that shell never make it in the biz
unless she goes under the knife, so the little sib is set to get a nose job
and breast implants, ASAP. Lindsay and Ali Lohan
36.
POPBITCH
05/13
Which A-list Hollywood couple's home life is not nearly as picture perfect
as they'd like you to believe. The wife hides an ice-cold ambition under
an American Sweetheart veneer, but her leading lady work has really dried-up.
Her once high-profile and engaging husband is resorting to "my wife doesn't
understand me" hook-ups to keep himself occupied as he's told friends he
doesn't want to divorce.
Ben
Affleck and Jennifer Garner
37.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/13
Our actor is married to a woman who seems like an odd choice for him. Our
actress is engaged to a man who seems like an odd choice for her. However,
since theyve been working together, something has sparked between the
two and they have taken to wearing each other out in private. The girl
doesnt want this fling to spill over into real life when the gig is
over. But she is open to the idea of the two of them working together on
a future project. Matt Damon and Emily Blunt "The Adjustment Bureau";
James McAvoy and Evan Rachel Wood "The Conspirator"; Jack Black and Emily
Blunt "Gulliver's Travels"
38.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/13
Last we heard from Me-Me Dallas, she was makin' that set trailer rock all
over the place, thanks to the fun mattress action she had going on inside
with her good dude friend, Tobey Yum-Yum. Mind you, this was all went down
while outside the fancy dressing room; Me-Me kept telling everybody she was
staying faithful to her boyfriendand that they weren't all that serious,
anyway. Girl knows how to spin a lie better than Lindsay Lohan. Meanwhile,
there's something else Ms. Dallas is being quite upfront about: Kissing girls!
Yes, everybody and their mama frets about how many boys, and which boys,
Me-Me isor is notgetting trailer trashy with. But they're missing
the real story: that she's hopelessly devoted to finding out what it's like
to French kiss a lady. Ugh, this is so Crescent Kumquat territory! First,
it starts with the lip-lock curiosity, next comes playing around with each
other, then, it's the whole damn morning after! But for now: On two separate
occasions, shocked, elite Hollywood revelers have witnessed Me-Me announce,
as we're told, that she wants "to kiss a girl." It's happened in a private
club, as well as at another less public venue. Both times Dallas was loaded
to the gills, by the by. To get her courage up, ya think? "She made her grand
entrance," said a fellow guest at Me-Me's last fancy do, "and she said she
wanted to kiss with a girl. "So this lesbian goes up to her," the Sapphic
witness tells us, "and starts really making out. [Me-Me] was really into
it, at first, but then I think she saw that people were looking and she pulled
away." Not so at the big Hollywood club where Dallas was a short time earlier.
Onlookers couldn't believe their eyeballs when Me-Me "really went to town,"
making out with another good-looking chick. Ugh, has anybody told Me-Me's
current boyfriend just how his GF likes to get her hot on? Doubtful, as he's
so busy trying to be so good right now. Jeez, dude, why bother, if this is
what your honey's up to? And it Ain't: Anna Paquin, Rumer Willis, Emma
Watson. Miley Cyrus
39.
BUZZFOTO
05/13
This not so bright starlet recently found the cell phone of the director
of her television show. She cruised through the numbers in his contact list
and when she discovered her name was listed third behind other actresses
on the show, she threw a huge tantrum. She confronted the director and accused
him of picking favorites, the proof being in his cell phone contact list.
He calmly explained that the names were put in alphabetical order, not order
of importance. Instead of apologizing for her behavior, she instead went
back to her trailer and tried to clean up her wardrobe she had earlier ripped
to shreds out of anger. Not Courteney Cox. Blake Lively/Leighton
Meester/Taylor Momsen
40.
HOLY
MOLY 05/13
1. "DELETED went on a drug fuelled road trip around the US where he consumed
the cocaine, the ecstasy and the LSD with his mate. They drifted apart but
on the day he DELETED DELETED, he rang said friend just to check he wasn't
about to sell the story about him juggling disco balls in the middle of the
desert whilst tripping on hillbilly acid."
Nick
Clegg/Louis Theroux
2. Which American based British TV presenter may not be quite as loved up with her musician boyfriend as everyone thinks? Whilst they seem fine now, things can't have been too rosy when she screwed Josh Hartnett a few years ago. Alexa Chung
41.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/14
1. This veteran R&B Singer may have to retire. He cannot perform the
way he used to. Ron Isley
2. Despite appearances and a hit reality show, this woman needs a husband ...make that a husband with money if she wants to continue her high profile life. Lisa Raye
3. This Oscar winner looks amazing with her recent weight loss. To her surprise she is envied by one of the most powerful women in the media business. Jennifer Hudson admired by Oprah
42.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/14
She once had money coming at her from all directions: TV, films, club
appearances, product endorsements. That well is quickly running dry. She
has slashed her rates in half, but there are still few takers. One simple
solution for shaking things up: plastic surgery. She has been quietly meeting
with plastic surgeons for both face and body work. If she does decide to
have plastic surgery about which she is surprisingly squeamish
we hear that her nose will be the first body part to go. Then again, if she
doesnt lay off the white powder, it may fall off on its own.
Paris Hilton
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14
#1 & #2 - This B list cable talk show host of a very highly rated cable
show has the coke addiction of all coke addictions. Not only does our host
snort coke all day and night, our host also does coke before, during, and
after the show.
Chelsea
Handler (the good news is she managed to quit and only drinks
now)
#3 & #4 - This Academy Award winner/nominee actress has always worried
about her husband cheating. Her husband, a former A list movie actor though
should worry about his wife. For all the worries about the husband cheating
it is actually the wife who is sleeping with a current co-star and an assistant
director from her last movie.
#3 - Actress: Annette Bening
#4 - Actor: Warren Beatty
co-star: Andy Garcia
44.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/14
Oh, Crescent Kumquat, what a tangled romantic life you lead: First you start
kissing boys, then you graduate to secretly hooking up with them online,
and now you've decided you gotta sleep with a big-mouthed (female) publicist,
just to make sure word gets around that you're into girls. Hmm. What a sneaky
boy you are. Yeah, but that craftiness between the sheets sure does come
with a big ol' problem, doesn't? Yeah, like a nasty STD you picked up from
the blabbering PR rep! Yes, yes, yes, of course, the chick you boned talked
about the fact that you slept with her, just like you wanted. But, she also
gave you another little bonus present: herpes. And guess how the babe you
scored with found out she got the unfortunate disease in the first place?
Another bisexual star (who's famous for hanging with a gay-loving chick,
just for the publicity, as well) also slept with this same repand she
bitched him out when she found out. And now Crescent's super peeved she passed
it onto him without so much as a, "you might want to throw a rubber on that
not exactly long but nicely wide equipment of yours." Jeez, what a friggin'
six-degrees of penicillin this baby is. Pretty high price to pay just to
get talked about in the rags as a red-blooded, honey-bedding stud, huh? I'll
say. Oh, and for the record, Crescent, since I hear you're back online hunting
for boys again, tell me something: do you also advertise that you're one-night
encounters come fully equipped with the gift that keeps on giving? Just curious.
Aint it Ain't: Ryan Kwanten, Kiefer Sutherland, John Mayer. Chase
Crawford
45.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/17
Big Mouth Billy has been around for a long time, making a name for himself
in a world that he longs to be in. Billy capitalizes on celebrities with
secrets to hide and has no problem stirring up rumors to make his name more
relevant. People look up to Billy and love him through and through. But what
would people do if they found out he was conning everyone? Turns out that
someone caught onto Billy and decided to set up a trap for him. They say
it started out as a joke just for fun, but the joke turned serious. My source
says that they planted a story and a couple of emails to see if Billy took
the bait. Billy took it alright and boy did he run with it. Now I have the
emails in my possession and wondering if I should publish them and finally
knock Billy down off of his pedestal or if I should sit on them until the
timing is right. Either way, Billy should be warned that people have set
him up and his name is going to be dragged through the mud sooner rather
than later. Not only will this lie of his be exposed, but his past will be
put under a microscope and I can promise that by the time it is all said
and done, a replacement will be in order. Ted Casablanca; Perez
46.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/17
Theatergoers are still wondering if this actor-cum-producer was high when
he was casting an award-winning Broadway musical. Its not that his
choice wasnt qualified. She does have plenty of musical experience.
She also has a reputation as a party girl and managed to uphold that reputation
by arriving to rehearsals both late and drunk. A little bribing by her publicist
and several threats by her agent convinced the producer not to replace her.
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17
This former B list movie actress who is now a C, although I can't even think
of a movie she has been in lately. Anyway, she was in a very recent breakup
and even though it was because she couldn't get her act together, she is
getting paid. It wasn't a marriage, but she is getting paid $20,000 a week
to keep the secret that her ex also loved guys. If his business partners
found out then he would stand to lose millions. What he didn't count on was
the fact that our actress tells everyone all the time when she has been drinking
or doing drugs which is frequently.
Tara
Reid (Apparently the guy died in a yachting "accident" in the summer of
2010.)
48.
BUZZFOTO
05/17
This very wealthy diva has let her music career go to her head and her behind!
One of her staff member claims that our star has two types of luxury toilet
paper put into her bathroom each day. The paper is not on rolls and is not
to be touched by human hands. The staff must first wear gloves when handling
it. The diva then has each kind broken into squares and stacked into two
separate containers. That way, depending on the day and the situation, the
diva can chose which types fits her needs. Both brands are imported and very
expensive. Not Rihanna. Mariah Carey; Barbra Streisand
49.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/18
She isnt wearing bulky or flowing tops or adopting atypical poses because
thats what is in fashion this year. This woman is definitely pregnant.
Not by the old-fashioned way, but science is her friend at this point. Since
there has been false alarms in the past, she will keep the news quiet until
she passes the three-month point. That will happen soon.
John
Travolta/Kelly Preston
50.
BUZZFOTO
05/18
These two costars from a big movie coming out have been hooking up in between
takes of the film. They are both married and they are both loving husbands
to their naïve wives out there. Not Robert Downey Jr.
51.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/18
1- This couple was once just your normal couple, but as of late it seems
that the actress is changing with her popularity. Her older man is a little
more serious and hasn't taken a liking to her flighty ways. Even more, he
doesn't like her recent fondness of sharing personal things with the public.
The poor guy feels stuck with her now, before her he was a nobody. Not Alexander
Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth. Anna Paquin/Stephen Moyer
2- This A-List name, but B-List actor , spent a whole evening trying to persuade a fellow actor that getting oral sex from a guy doesn't make you gay. His buddy told him that he would not blow the star, but he had it wrong. The star was trying to blow his buddy, who ended up going along with it. Now the friend of the star is very confused and has been seen visiting the gay-borhood while his girlfriend is at work. Not Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick.
3- Which television personality has finally persuaded someone to be a beard for them? Not Whoopi Goldberg or Simon Cowell. Ryan Seacrest/Julianne Hough
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18
This married A list television star on a very hit network show always has
portrayed himself as the ideal family man. He always mentions his wife in
interviews, and when they make one of their infrequent appearances together
he always appears to be the loving husband. The reality is that he has slept
with about 10 people from his show ranging from crew to extras to cast.
Considering the other guys on this network you wouldn't think he would be
king of the cheats, but he is.
Patrick
Dempsey
53.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/19
Shes a good actress but she really wants more publicity. Since actors
in relationships with other stars tend to be higher profile, she and her
public relations flack are looking to hook her up with a new man. Since
its not a real love connection, it doesnt matter if hes
gay or straight. It does matter, however, that hes single and willing
to act the part of a straight, loving, faithful, supportive boyfriend. Candidates
should be 25-45 years old, attractive, non-smokers, excel at their own
profession, comfortable with paparazzi, and be willing to contractually commit
for one year.
54.
BUZZFOTO
05/19
There are rumors swirling within the inner circle of this celebrity about
her secret past. We all know about her rags to riches story, but what we
dont know is that she lived the life of prostitution for two years
to get by. Not Oprah Winfrey. Jewel; Mariah Carey; Demi Moore;
MoNique; Madonna
55.
STAR
MAGAZINE 05/19
Which actress shocked guests at a recent charity bash by getting so wasted
she could hardly stand? Shes never been much of a party girl, and
considering how she holds her alcohol, thats a good thing.
Uma
Thurman
56.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/20
This celebrity is moving to a place thousands of miles away from where she
lives now. Her motives are rather suspicious. Is the new location closer
to her workplace? No. Closer to her family? No. Better weather? No. She claims
it is just because she found a locale that she and her husband like. The
real reason, though, is to get herself and her child/ren as far away from
her Mother as possible. The celeb finally has enough presence of mind
and more than enough money to lead a life different from the one that
was set up for her. She wont be hounded or controlled anymore by her
Mother, her Mothers attorneys, etc. Mom will act like she is heartbroken
that her daughter and grandchild/ren are moving, but she is actually panicking.
She found out that her little girl is writing her autobiography
a book
that will make "Mommie Dearest" look like a day at the beach.
Lisa
Marie and Priscilla Presley
57.
BUZZFOTO
05/20
This C-Lister used to date a celebrity who is now on the A-List. He was drunk
at the Chateau Marmont this weekend and was heard to describe her body as
a "Raisin on Toothpicks." We think he just has sour grapes over loosing her.
Not Jonny Lee Miller. Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/20
Awkward for most people, but not for this actress. Do you remember last year
in Cannes when this B list television and sometime movie actress was doing
coke and playing sex games with several people? Well, our actress has moved
on, even if her career has progressed straight down. She and her new celebrity
boyfriend, who is very familiar with our actresses' kinky sexual proclivities
which involve lots and lots of S&M are in Cannes together this year.
Anyway, the couple ran into one of the guys our actress shared drugs and
sex with last year. Instead of the situation being awkward, the new celebrity
boyfriend invited the guy to come along back to their hotel where they all
took turns, well, with umm, each other.
Hayden
Panettiere/Wladimir Klitschko (I almost didnt reveal this because someone
could read it as if the two guys enjoyed each other and that was not the
case)
59.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/21
Shes a well known Singer, and hes a famous Basketball Player.
You know what they have in common? Moms who embarrass the hell out of them!!!
They have crazy moms! Both have younger mothers who are constantly making
headlines. Is this the reason this Ballplayer has never won a championship?
Is he too distracted by his moms antics? Meanwhile, the Singer just
had a baby, and wont let her mom come near the kid. Keisha
Cole abd LeBron James
60.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/21
1. Amanda Lepore (http://www.everythingamanda.com/cart.php) is a famous
transgendered woman. One of her transgendered (blonde) friends allegedly
worked on a hip hop video and hooked up with the star of the video. This
famous rapper undressed her, realizing she was a pre-op transgender but this
didn't stop him from smashing her all night. The rapper comes across as extremely
macho with street swagger but in reality-he's still turned out! Hint: East
Coast rapper.
2. This actor appeared on "Girlfriends." Currently, he's allegedly getting his salad tossed, coast to coast. He's made quite a name for himself on the gay/bisexual circuit.
3. An actor who appeared on the series "Martin," is allegedly committing bigamy by being married to two women. One of the women is African-American, the other is Asian.
61.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/21
Keep Your Friends Close, Druggies Closer! We know we promised we wouldn't
talk about Morgan Mayhem anymoreuntil she cleans up her act, that is,
which she so totally is not doingso we apologize for bringing the dreaded
M2 back into the mix. Had to. The good news? This Blind Vice isn't entirely
about nasty old Morgs, it's more about the young Hollywood bestie that's
getting the Mayhem 101 in "How to Be Bad." Meet Strawberry Snort'Em, a rising
diva known for her mildly wild ways, who's picked up one of M.M.'s nastier
habits
Coke, a Mayhem fave (tho she'd tell you otherwise, obviously).
You wouldn't know it, but S.S. and M2 are quite closeas in share-a-gay-BFF
close, the ultimate bond in H'wood. Thing is, Strawberry knows Morgan's rep
and wouldn't be caught anywhere near her. Even on Twitter, where Morgs
desperately tries to chat our newest B.V. vixen up but never gets as much
as a pity @reply. But when Strawberry doesn't think she'll be caught, she's
got absolutely no problem getting Morgan-level wild! And for a chick who's
so friggin' concerned about what people think of her, S.S. isn't so discreet
about her bathroom behaviors. Maybe she figured it was an unspoken code of
T-town? "What goes on in the bathroom, stays in the bathroom
" Well,
a few someones are blabbing. Fellow clubbers on this specific night were
too pleased to spot S.S. and M2 snorting away in the trendy L.A. hot spot's
posh bathrooms. And while Morgan went on to much more tabloid-talked-about
antics that night (as she always does), Strawberry avoided the press and
instead pissed off the other partyers with her coked-up craziness. Strawberry
was completely out of control, dish our club sources, telling us S2 was even
climbing on statues within the club. S2's got a name that carries clout in
Hollyweird, so security obviously didn't step in to stop her, even though
the other club-hoppers were complaining. Hey, this is Hollywood, people,
if you don't like the way the starlets play, get out of the damn clubs, right?
With Morgan as a role model, we're terrified of what may become of sweet
Strawberry Snort'Em. Cross your fingers, folks, because we'd hate to see
S2's careerand personal life (what would her dude think?)go down
the drain like Morgan's. It Ain't: Hayden Panettiere, Miley Cyrus, Ashley
Greene.
Morgan Mayhem: Lindsay Lohan
Strawberry Snort'Em: Katy Perry
gay BFF: Marcus Molinari
62.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/21
This famous actor has been through multiple films
and multiple wives.
Underneath his quirky charm, however, lurks a really evil twin. One who likes
to take everything to extreme. While hes not known for any actual violence
toward his loved ones, he does like to talk about some very disturbing acts,
including rape, kidnapping, torture, S and M, dismemberment, etc. In fact,
he wants to produce a real snuff film in which people are actually injured
and killed during the making of the film. Hell have to face reality,
though. His out-of-control spending prohibits his financing anything, and
hes going to have to keep working for a long time simply to pay the
bills. Nicolas Cage
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21
#1 & #2 - I'm guessing this couple is more than just friends. Lets call
them reality stars. Well, one is for sure a female reality star on an A list
network reality show. The other, a male celebrity who has been on a reality
show. Anyway, our male celebrity took our female to a party recently and
was throwing $100's at her like they were nothing. He kept throwing until
she agreed to umm, how shall I put this, get serviced orally right there
at the party by another woman who didn't take nearly as much money for
persuasion.
#1 - female: Cheryl Burke
#2 - male: Chad Ochocinco
#3 & 4 & 5 - This C list actress daughter of a former male A list
celebrity (now B) and a former B list actress (now a D) was found in a bathroom
the other night passed out after trying heroin for the first time.
#3 - daughter: Zoe Kravitz
#4 - father: Lenny Kravitz
#5 - mother: Lisa Bonet
64.
SOAP
SUDS 05/21
1. Which Emmy pre-nom is seriously devastated she didnt make the final
ballot?
2. Which west coast actress is irritating her castmates with her Emmy nomination? "Its all she talks about," says a disgruntled cast member. "Especially around a certain diva who failed to be [recognized]."
3. Which Emmy pre-nominated actor is blaming the writers not his performance for not making the final cut?
65.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/23
Sunday is such a fitting day to introduce you to Hail Mary, a young star
who is not as she seems. Is anyone really who they seem to be in HW anymore?
Hail Mary has long since been thought of as the sweet angelic girl. She has
built her entire fan base on the fact and is constantly coming up with new
ways to seem like a holy rolling girl. And in the daytime, she is. But when
the sun goes down, Hail Mary lets her inner bad girl out. Hail Mary is not
one for clubs and A-List bashes, she chooses to stay under the radar. This
little wild child is best known for renting out residences and penthouse
suites under her managers name for her no holds barred parties. Same guests
at every bash. Some celebs, some wannabes, but definitely people that wouldn't
rat out the sweetheart that throws the best parties, or "Snow Balls" as they
call them. It's all been fun and games for Mary, until a couple weekends
ago when she traded in the snow for some E. And I don't mean E exclamation
point. One night her boyfriend was not attached to her hip, and she got a
little randy with a her ex-boyfriend. And she wasn't very private about it,
it was in the middle of one of her parties. At least she had the decency
to take him into the bathroom, but she should have been quieter. Everyone
heard Hail Mary praying to God and when she emerged with the sex hair, Mary
didn't even attempt to fix it. Instead she walked over and did some bumps.
Hail Mary has her current dish chasing her every move and her ex, who she
is secretly stalking. No matter which guy really loves the snow job, they
should realize she is after one thing. A-List baybe. Just a tip for Hail
Mary's boyfriend: she has been known to meet her ex when you think she is
at church. It's Sunday, do you know where your Hail Mary is? It's Not: Reese
Witherspoon; Britney Spears; Beyonce. Demi Lovato
66.
BUZZFOTO
05/24
This celebrity sister duo share more than just the limelight. They seem to
share everything. Including men. As of this weekend the sisters can now boast
that theyve slept with at least one of the same men. One of the sisters
made her rounds with an old flame of the other sister this weekend at a club.
Not the Hilton sisters. AnnaLynne and Angel McCord; Haylie and
Hillary Duff
67.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/24
1. Which producer for a dorky cable anchor has been complaining to colleagues
that she's tired of his notoriously nasty behavior?
Keith
Olberman
2. WHICH late-night TV host is having Tiger Woods-like problems? One woman has already come forward, but at least one more is looking to sell her sordid story. George Lopez
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24
It's rare that I ever hear something that will make me fall out of my chair.
First of all, I generally am jammed into chairs and my body can't break free
even if it wanted to. Second of all, I have heard everything so nothing really
surprises me. Friday night that changed. I was having a pleasant dinner when
the person next to me said, guess who is gay. Well, it would be easier to
guess who isn't gay, but I said I didn't know. They then said the name of
this married, foreign born, former A list female singer and sometime actress
who will always have A list name recognition. I had never even heard a peep
she was. A gay right supporter for sure, but gay? Absolutely 100%.
Olivia Newton John
69.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/24
Prior to the airing of the Lost series finale, there was a two hour-special
on the making of Lost. It featured a plot summary, show clips, show runners
patting themselves on the back, and lots of glowing accolades from the cast
about how amazing and ground-breaking the series was. Well, thats how
they described it for the cameras, anyhow. One cast member had less glowing
things to say when the camera wasnt rolling. Specifically, that even
the cast members didnt understand the convoluted plot. This particular
actor never had any idea whether s/he was "filming a scene of a flash back,
a flash forward, a flash sideways." This same actor did not like the ending
at all. S/he said that it "f*ing sucked. What a joke." S/he also joked that
s/he might avoid public appearances for a while in case some fan who felt
robbed at the ending wanted to throw a punch their way. Evangeline
Lily
70.
GOSSIP
BOY 05/25
Christian Darko is a hot young guy who is very well known in town. Not only
do the ladies love him, but the guys drool over him as well. Maybe not as
much as other guys like him, but he has his gay following. CD loves his gay
fans, a lot actually. He hangs out with them whenever he gets a chance and
often gives them access to meet him. He has been tempted many a time, but
has always had a girlfriend. Christian is a not the cheating kind, but he
is not really a catch either. Christian was raised with religious morals
and standards, one that probably have messed his pretty little head up. But
he was given an assistant, one who was gay and proud about it. Funny thing
is, the star's mother loves the guy and was the one to hire him. Christian
spent a lot of time with Handy Helper and they bonded, too much. Christian
and Handy Helper not only began fooling around, they fell for each other.
They kept their relationship a secret and Christian told Handy that he would
not be able to come out for quite awhile. Christian has let Handy bring him
out and they turn him into a kinky little boy. Christian is constantly making
Handy perform certain pleasures in public places. Most recently, a popular
hangout in L.A. Tucked away in a dark corner with his hat pulled down, Christian
sat back while Handy got a little mouthy. Word got back to Christian's woman
and she split pretty quickly. Thankfully for Christian, his people gave her
something green to keep her mouth shut. Better watch out, Christian. If you
were caught in the corner this time, what will you be caught doing next time?
It's Not: Zac Efron; Nick Jonas; Jake Gyllenhaal.
71.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/25
Its hard to believe that these two girls were ever friends. They started
out with the same dreams and ambitions. However, one has continued down the
path of single party girl, while the other is raising kids and starting
businesses. Both have been making snippy comments behind the other ones
back. Party girl says she feels sorry for the Mommy spending her day up to
her elbows in shit. She swears that her friends upcoming marriage will
never happen. Mommy says that Party is no longer a star and has no real friends
and is heading for destruction with her continued association with the druggie
crowd. Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie
72.
BUZZFOTO
05/25
This C List actress from television is married to a man that has his hands
full. He is head over heels for the C lister but his marriage has been
threatened. The hubby to this star has been presented with a challenge: The
C Lister has been cheating with a no-name model and she has told her husband
that if he cant make as much money as her lover by the end of the year,
shes going to leave and marry the model instead of staying in the marriage.
The poor man is scrambling to come up with ways to bring in some extra dough.
Funny thing is, she doesnt need the cash, unless the white powder rumors
are true. Not Mariska Hargitay. Angie Harmon/Jason Sehorn
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25
Could it be this person is just ticked they didn't win? Could be, but let
us judge for ourselves. This ex contestant (you will never get it) of a top
ranked non cable reality show spilled that one of the show's judges hates
white people. The judge makes no effort to talk to anyone who is white and
will go out of their way to not talk to white people. During the taping of
the show, the cameras would have to roll for a very, very long time to ever
hear anything positive about a white contestant from this judge. Most of
the time it would take a prompt from a producer to get the judge to say anything
remotely positive about the white contestants.
Andre
Leon Talley "America's Next Top Model"
74.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/25 **#2**
Ben Kingsley told a story on The View this morning about an unpleasant dinner
he had at the home of a Hollywood actor: "There are times when I wish I could
have said or done something differently. [For example] The last time I was
here, there was an old Hollywood actor who invited me back to his home. He
was with his aging German girlfriend. I was instantly nervous around her.
During the meal, she said Are you Jewish?. And I said No
as a matter of fact, Im half Indian and half English. And she
said Oh my god, thats even worse. [audience gasps] So,
I did not drop my knife and fork and say F* you. I stayed in
a state of rage throughout the dinner. Why? Because everything happens for
a reason. And now here I am with you and [pointing at the camera] if youre
still around, you racist old witch
[gesturing to The View panel] these
girls have now heard it, and you know who you are! You know who you are!"
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/26
This female television talk show host spends so much time on the phone yelling
at her husband to do a million things a day that you would think she would
catch on to the fact he is cheating on her with her assistant.
Nancy Grace; Elizabeth Hasselbeck
76.
BUZZFOTO
05/26
This celebrity who has stated publicly that shed like to be in a Twilight
film has a hidden obsession with vampires. Although she is a gigantic fan
of the series, it is not her first time. She started reading other books
in the vampire genre as a girl. She boasts to have read every book written
on the subject. Shes part of an online vampire community where the
members send each other letters written in their own blood. Shes done
midnight séances with her online friends and has allegedly even tasted
the blood of someone from her den. Not Paris Hilton.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt;
AnnaLynne
Mccord;
Lindsay
Lohan;
Kim
Kardashian
77.
STAR
MAGAZINE 05/27
This goody two-shoes Oscar winner has a naughty secret a stash of
sex tapes she made with her last lover that she watches now and then. And
her current bf isnt invited to her very private screenings.
Reese Witherspoon/Jake Gyllenhaal
78.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/27
Memorial Day Weekend: For some, its the start of the summer season;
for others, its the start of the lying season. Take our hot movie actor.
He told his Significant Other that hes going to be very busy filming
this weekend. Well, unless hes talking about his private video camera,
thats just not true. Hes booked a romantic weekend with his
girlfriend at a private getaway in North America. Johnny Depp;
Cam Gigandet
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/27
I know I have not written about Coke Mom in awhile, but I may have found
someone better. Well, not a better mom, but this person is a much bigger
star. Much. Like A list movie actress big or very, very close to it. Anyway,
our actress has always come across as the victim or the martyr in her personal
life. However, if you dig a little deeper under the surface you will see
that she has issues. Now that she is alone again she has big issues. While
you may see her with her child/ren out on the streets or something, that
is the only time she spends with her child/ren. The rest of the time she
sits in her bedroom, watching movies and television and shooting up. She
has the most ridiculous heroin habit and the only time she sees sunlight
is when she takes her child/ren somewhere to keep up appearances.
Halle Berry
80.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/27
Ill Bust The Windows Out Your Car is not only a song
it
happened for real. It happened to a Couple who wont go public with
their relationship but share a home together. The famous half of the Couple
is not ready to come out of the closet. She refuses to talk about her love
life. Queen Latifah and Jeanette Jenkins
81.
BLIND
GOSSIP 05/27 **#2**
This couple is expecting. No secret there. What is a secret, however, is
what was happening behind closed doors before the baby was announced. Things
had been rocky in this couples marriage for the past few years. The
more she pushed her agenda on him, the more unhappy he became. After a
particularly rough patch, Husband decided that he was going to do three things:
get out of the marriage; tell the truth about what had been going on for
the past few years; and come out of the closet. Wife was desperate to keep
any of those three things from happening. She decided to do something quite
devious and drastic. The couple had stored up some fertilized eggs earlier
in their marriage. (You didnt think they conceived naturally, did you?)
So she went behind his back and had some of the remaining fertilized eggs
implanted, hoping that one would take. It did. To say that the husband was
shocked and absolutely furious with her for doing this behind his back would
be an understatement. He does not want this baby. His plan right now is that,
if she loses the baby, he will wait a couple of months and then bolt so he
doesnt look like the bad guy. However, if the baby is born, he knows
that his primary role will be that of playing the proud and happy father.
After all, he is an actor. So until the baby issue is resolved
back
in the closet he goes.
John
Travolta and Kelly Preston
82.
BUZZFOTO
05/27
These costars from a popular network show are planning a side project together.
In the course of their experience, the two have secretly fallen for each
other. They dont want the network to know their secret because of the
dynamic of the show, but it can only be a matter of time before the cats
out of the bag. Not Cory Monteith. Lea Michelle and Matthew Morrison
"Glee"
83.
POPBITCH
05/28
This r&b legend had a Russian nanny to look after his small children.
When he toured eastern Europe, the nanny's own son, who had been left at
home while she tried to make the family money in the US, travelled over to
Poland to see her again. The r&b ended up telling her no. The nine year
old boy arrived at the concert but was told that his mother couldn't take
time off to meet him.
84.
TED
CASABLANCA 05/28
Lesbian Star Gets Dumped! Cannes has been such trouble for stars this year:
Naomi Campbell had younger, more attractive models thrown out of her fancy
B-day bash. An errant dog ate Lindsay Lohan's passport. And poor Venetia
Vag-0-Matic got dumped by her stunning girlfriend! Only thing is, Venetia
didn't even know about this sad news until she got back stateside. How awful!
How could the GF, who blew off her more famous partner as soon as she returned
to L.A., have been so cold? Well, turns out the gorgeous girlfriend saw a
picture of Venetia in Cannes doing something she probably shouldn't have
been doing... Like sucking face with a dude! This really is so very Lindsay
Lohan of Venetia, who's never actually come out as a lesbian, but who lives
to get her flirt on with any sex she chooseseven though she's got a
damn beautiful and loyal partner waiting in Hollywood for her. Really does
read Samantha Ronson and Lindsay L. all over again. Samantha actually tried
to get Lindsay to live a more substantial, esteemed life, while Lohan, remember,
would live to get her boy-flirt on in clubs and at parties, all the while
playing supposedly out-and-proud lesbian housewife. And just how did Venetia
take it, once the girlfriend delivered the news? "She was pissed," said an
eye and ear witness to the Vag-O-Matic meltdown. "She was telling everybody,
like it was her girlfriend's problem, not hers." I dare say that hit movie
Venetia's got has gone not to just the director's head, but hers, too. And
It Ain't: Zoe Saldana, Carey Mulligan, Nikki Reed. Michelle
Rodriguez
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28
#1 - This very popular female tweener who tries to portray herself as wholesome
spent last night in a hotel room having sex with two of her bodyguards.
Demi
Lovato
#2 - What celebutante and former reality star tried to get attention for herself yesterday by purposely pulling a Basic Instinct move on national television. Thankfully no one noticed. Paris Hilton "The View"
#3 - This B list television actress who is without a show at the moment threw a huge hissy fit when she entered a store yesterday. She brought coffee in and they told her no drinks allowed. She pulled the don't you know who I am routine and a manger was brought over. The manager let her keep the drink. The actress then told the guard that this is the way things work in Hollywood. Jennifer Love Hewitt
#4 - This female C list singer/reality star had a promotional appearance the other day for which she had been paid in advance. Everything was set up and ready to go. When she arrived she demanded an extra $5000 for herself or she would leave. Because they were in a bind the very large company paid her, but after the event told her they would not be using her again. Julianne Hough
86.
BUZZFOTO
05/31
Weve officially decided that celebrities should not set up play-dates
between their children, no matter how old the kids are. Why? Maybe this blind
will illustrate our point. The children from these two celebrity families
seem to have egos that mirror their famous parents. The two families got
together over the last week, two of the oldest decided it would be a good
idea to steal a car behind their parents back. They took off in the
car, spent the day shopping and eating and while they were driving home,
noticed a homeless man walking down the street. One of the children (from
the more famous couple) took her Coffee Bean beverage that had sat in the
car all day and threw it at the man on the street. The two then laughed at
the humiliated and confused man and drove home. Not any of the Schwarzenegger
children.
87.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/01
It's absolutely no secret Dougy Dry-Hump loves the ladies. Although just
how much of a womanizer he is may come as a shock...to his wife. See, Doug
is no stranger to scandal, per se, but he has a way of making it disappear.
A few photo shockers here and there, cheating allegations, the usual messes
straight celebs find themselves in. But thanks to Doug's red-hot career,
few outlets choose to run with the dirty info, 'cause in the end, an interview
with Dry-Hump is a bigger get than a "supposed" story with a five-minute
skanklet. Everything's a tradeoff in this town, right? Sure, if Doug had
a wife the star caliber of Sandra Bullock, all of his indiscretions would
totally be out by now. But fortunately for Dougy's wife-unit, she isn't famous,
so the story doesn't have as much oomph to it. Which is why DD-H, who's
classically handsome and pretty nicely built, doesn't give an ef anymore
when he steps out on his significant other. Sure, strip clubs are his first
stop on a night when he's in the mood to get it on. Doug's been known to
frequent the nakey joints all across the country, stuffing babes with more
than just dollar bills, if you catch our drift. Totally into the "weird,"
dirty stuff. Which is why we were surprised to hear of his presence at a
Hollywood afterparty in the Hills very recently. There Doug was, pouring
booze for the barely legal girls at the mansion, chatting up any babe who
would give his ego a good stroke. The kicker to the story is the host of
the party is a huge H'wood sleaze bag, who actually has been a Blind Vice
himself. The thought of these two crossing paths, or girls, shows just how
small this evil enclave really is. Anyways, Dry-Hump didn't partake in the
drug stuff going on around himno, he was much more into the bevy of
babes and stiff drinks. So clearly the party didn't stop there...He took
some girls back to his hotel room in wee hours of the morning (we're talking
when the sun was rising) where we can only assume Dougy and little Dougy
did what they do best. And it Ain't: Robert Downey Jr., Charlie Sheen, Jon
Hamm. Matthew Fox; Patrick Dempsey
88.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/01
Despite the rumors, she isnt pregnant. But she really, really likes
all the attention it brings. We wonder what kind of attention will she receive
when she has to announce that she isnt carrying a baby.
Mariah Carey
89.
RADAR
ONLINE 06/01
The Jersey Shore has been rocked by a cocaine scandal. RadarOnline.com has
learned exclusively that one of the cast members of the hit show was indulging
in cocaine during filming in Miami. And the cast members drug use was
known to others. "Miami is obviously a big drug city," one source told
RadarOnline.com, "and when this cast member want to score, it wasnt
hard." In fact, the hardest thing was avoiding the cameras that constantly
follow around the stars. "But the cast members are veterans by now and they
know how to get rid of the cameras when they want to," the source said.
RadarOnline.com knows the identity of the star, but has chosen not to name
the cast member. MTV is apparently unaware of what was going on, the source
said. "Finding someone to buy drugs from in South Beach is as easy as asking
for it," the source said. "Its not hard and everyone is discreet."
The cast members do get some time to go off by themselves and when the cameras
werent rolling thats when the extracurricular activity began.
"A connection was made and thats all it took," the source told
RadarOnline.com. "A lot of things were done in code. Other people knew about
it but no one ratted out this person." Drugs were not done in the house where
everyone lived and the individual who scored coke was very careful to keep
it away from the spotlight. "But they all know each other so well. They will
never admit it, never admit it happened," the source added. "But it was an
open secret among some. "What do you expect from kids this age who suddenly
have money? It was recreational. Thats no excuse for sure. Thats
just the way it was."
Ronnie
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01
This doesn't really surprise me considering how long it took for this B+/A-
film actor to finally get married. Still though, to openly flirt with women
at a party and then ask one out on a date and then go on a date while your
wife is back home with your child/ren does not really seem like a good way
to make that marriage survive. I wonder if he went with the whole open marriage
line or the we have an understanding excuse. Mark Wahlberg
91.
BUZZFOTO
06/01
This B list actor who is going to star in a movie that already has Oscar
buzz is terrified that his brothers penchant for underage play is going
to come to light and ruin his own chances at success. He has sent his brother
on a year-long "Eco" vacation to Central America in the hopes of keeping
his bad behavior out of the way. Not Clive Owen. Colin Farrell;
Colin Firth
92.
THE
GLOSS 06/02
Which sexy CW star was fired from his previous high-profile gig following
an ill-fated liaison with a network honchos daughter? Ian
Somerhalder "The Vampire Diaries"/"Lost"
93.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/02
Which tabloid favorites have broken up over a discovery that will shock the
ever-faithful gossip hounds across the pond? While the tabloids will report
that their was no third party involved, there was. A guy. Not for her. For
him. The real reason they split is because she discovered him in bed with
another man. It wasnt the first time. Oh, and in case you are wondering
about their child/ren, it might be helpful to know that their conception
took place in a lab, not the bedroom.
Charlotte
Church/Gavin Henson
94.
BUZZFOTO
06/02
This former Disney Tweener is at again. A source placed in her camp is worried
about the recent amount of drugs this young lady is consuming in one sitting.
It started off merely recreational, but now the star is using drugs as a
coping mechanism for challenges she faces, whether big or small. The other
day, she was so high security found her walking on her roof. Not Lindsay
Lohan. Lalaine "Lizzie McGuire"; Cheetah Girl Kiely
Williams
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/02
KINDNESS: A few weeks ago this C list movie and television actress who used
to be B and has a very distinctive voice was in the airport when she met
a woman and her wheelchair bound daughter. The mom and daughter were going
back to their home after being in Los Angeles for what they thought was going
to be a Make A Wish type event. NOT Make A Wish but some other organization.
Anyway, it turned out that the event the daughter was supposed to go to to
meet one of her favorite musicians was canceled. Literally all the daughter
got was a t-shirt. No Disneyland, no nothing. Well, our actress called her
manager, canceled her own ticket on the flight and took both the mom and
the daughter to a hotel, called all of her friends and anyone else she could
think of and threw the girl a party at her house with about 20 A and B list
actors and also the girl's favorite musician. She then arranged for a limo
to take the two to the airport the next day.
Joey
Lauren Adams
96.
STAR
MAGAZINE 06/02
Which hot Hollywood couples L.A. mansion has a secret sex room? The
walls are lined in leather, the ceiling is mirrored, and theres a trunk
of toys that are definitely not for their brood of kids. Angelina Jolie/Brad
Pitt
97.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/03
I don't know how one would define models on a list, but this model has been
in all the big magazines and is well known in the modeling world. Anyway,
last night at a party she told everyone that she had been out to a party
with this B list actor from a hit television show that is on an almost network.
She says that he drugged her drink and the next thing she knew she was at
his apartment. Nothing happened to her sexually and she was too scared to
report it but definitely spent lots of time last night telling anyone who
would listen to stay away from the guy.
98.
BUZZFOTO
06/03
It was ages ago when this actor was considered a heart throb, and now the
actor is struggling to cling to a career thats just as doomed as his
thinning hair line. The actor not only has terrible plugs (we suspect, this
is unconfirmed) but is hoping to get implants in his derriere in order to
do a nude scene that hes hoping will put him back in sex symbol status.
We dont mind his acting, but we think he should keep the clothes on
and face facts. Not Nicolas Cage. John Travolta; Jude Law
99.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/03
This young and pretty Hollywood celeb lives in a nice home, drives a nice
car, and takes nice vacations. However, they are not so nice when it comes
to their clothing. Since their wardrobe on their show generally does not
consist of the designer fashions they crave, they spend a lot of time shopping
at the nicer stores in LA. This past spring, they purchased some really gorgeous
high-end clothes, wore them to events, posed for photos, and then returned
them a few days later. Before you decide this is no big deal, the retail
stores are not happy that our star returns clothes that have clearly been
worn. More specifically, based on the clothings appearance and smell,
our celeb doesnt always wear underarm deodorant or underwear, has had
sex while wearing the clothes, and wears the clothing around people who smoke
funny-looking cigarettes.
100.
POPBITCH
06/03
Which singer has no regrets about having had leopardskin carpet fitted in
his private lift. He was probably just doing it for the kids.
Robbie Williams
101.
HOLY
MOLY 06/03
1. An esteemed movie director who shall remain nameless was talking about
all the great actors he's worked with throughout his career etc when he said:
"The only truly terrible actor Ive worked with is Val Kilmer
he is such a c*nt. And Ive worked with Michael Douglas, for f*cks
sake, so I know what I'm talking about."
Joel
Schumacher
2. Which celeb's current marriage woes may not be as clear cut as newspaper reports suggested? Rumour has it that he was caught in flagrante with another male singer by the missus, who proceeded to go all Tiger Woods on his car. Only swift intervention by management and advisors kept her from divorcing him there and then. She's not that fussed anyway - her trainer has been servicing her regularly for ages. Charlotte Church/Gavin Henson
102.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/04
This newly minted Star is very aggressive with the men. She forces her phone
number on them, barking her orders: Take down these digits! None of the men
are African American.
Gabby
Sidibi
103.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/04
Drunk Movie Star Runs Around Naked! We're takin' a slight breather from the
hardcore debauched Blind Vice annals of closeted sexuality, illegal drugs
and married swingers. Today's secret celeb tale is all about how pitiful
a famous drunk's life can be. And no, we're not just talkin' Lindsay Lohan
and her new SCRAM existence. Nope, enter mega-rich, mega-talented (and still
working, too!) Buddy Rib-Toast, a dude who knows his way around blockbusters
as well as he does babes. And Buddy's movie pals are getting super concerned
about the good-looking dude: As the Budster has a bad habit of getting smashed
out of his gourd and bolting through hotel rooms, sets, trailers and myriad
on-location places in his birthday suit! (Or, if Bud's not quite as intoxicated
as he usually gets, just in his underwear.) And even though most of the
ladiesat least, the ones who aren't sleeping with himdon't seem
to mind this up-close display of Buddy's privates on parade, a lotta Buddy's
guy pals are getting seriously worried. "He has a major drinking problem,"
said one of Buddy's close colleagues, a friend who's working with Buddy on
his latest film, Return to Nation Ruination (which is a sequel to the monster
hit, Nation Ruination, the flick that really put BRT on the map). "And it's
constantly getting covered up by his publicists who keep threatening to pull
him from future shows if any of the TV outlets mention it." Jeez, never heard
of that one. A publicist threatening banishment unless a news organization
agrees to hush up a star's seedy behavior? Shocking! "But what's really weird,"
adds the Rib-Toast pal, "is not only that he's always naked, but that nobody's
come out with this yet. It's gotta be just a matter of time." Actually, it's
already happened: Rib-Toast got into a little nasty snafu, thanks to his
inebriated head, when he and a friend's girlfriend he was schtupping got
caught in the act. But no worries! Miss Publicist made it all go away! Also,
if the naked stuff come out, Buddy knows full well his stellar abs will make
more news than the fact that he's constantly loaded on his projects. It Ain't:
Jake Gyllenhaal, Kellan Lutz, Jason Lewis.
104.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/04
Although we dont usually see this actress out shopping on her own,
it was interesting to hear about one of her recent shopping trips. One thing
that we do know for sure is that she doesnt like to speak to sales
clerks at all. If there is a question to be asked, our actress whispers into
her assistants ear, who then relayed the message to the clerk. With
her financial status, perhaps she should slow down on the spending sprees.
After all, no one is giving her tons of free stuff anymore.
105.
THE
SUDS REPORT 06/04
1. Which Emmy-winning actor is giving notes to his co-stars after his recent
nomination? And irritating the hell out of everyone in the process?
2. Which writers are in danger of losing his or her job due to leaking story information?
3. Which journalist was paid a large sum of money before interviewing a soap star to promote a mutual project?
4. Which west-coast photographer is currently embroiled in a legal showdown with an Emmy-nominated soap star?
5. Which multiple Emmy winner was so intoxicated that he/she was thrown out of a 24-hour convenience store at 3 a.m.?
106.
GOSSIP
BOY 06/04
1- Which television actor is lying to his wife about working late? Not so
that he can cheat on her, it's because he is addicted to strip clubs. He
never does anything, nor does he drink. He just sits and watches and then
goes home and porks the wifey.
2- What celebrity couple has been looking for another couple to pop into their bedroom to heat it up and recently came on to a couple more famous than them? They got turned down and now are scared that everyone else will learn of their secret. Nick Lachey/Vanessa Minnillo
3- This B-List actor is moving up in the world, but is hoping that his past indiscretions don't come out. Like knocking up a woman and taking off for Hollywood with someone else.
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04
#1 & #2 & #3 - Jackass - This B-/C+ list actor is the co-star on
a network show with lots of firepower, but has been struggling ratings wise.
Despite the rumors that our actor is having a fling with his A list actress
co-star, the ratings continue to slump. Anyway, not too long ago our actor
was in a bar with a friend. Two women came up to our actor to tell him they
were fans. The actor turned to them and said, "Don't even talk to me unless
you are going to show me your tits." As he said this he started fondling
one of the women between her legs. The actor's friend then apologized and
said the actor was drunk and didn't mean it. Our actor then said he meant
every word and that the two women should go back to his place with him for
a threesome or leave him alone.
#1
- Actor: Brian Van Holt
#2 - Show: Cougar Town
#3 - Actress: Courteney Cox
#4 - This B list female R&B singer with some decent hits was so wasted at party last night that she pulled a Verne Troyer. She couldn't find the rest room so went to a corner, lifted her dress and took care of her business right there. Fantasia
108.
GOSSIP
BOY 06/06
Sleazy Six Pack is a sexy stud who's name is very recognizable. So recognizable
in fact, that he was no longer able to live his life without the press following
him everywhere he went. He was very good at losing them when he needed to,
like when he decided that he wants a piece of ass. Sleazy likes variety and
has no problem fulfilling his desires. His big attraction? Being tied up
and tortured. He has been known to give the make-up crew headaches from having
to cover up his many bruises from his nights with women in leather. Sleazy
especially loves it when you blindfold him and drip hot wax all over his
rippled Hollywood body. His wife left him because she couldn't take his sudden
interest in the kink and bondage, but it didn't even phase Sleazy and he
kept on rolling. Sleazy would have no problem admitting that he gets his
drop kicks from being treated like a dirty little boy, but his fans would.
The women and children love him to the ends of the Earth and I don't think
his solid fan base would be able to survive. His fame has gone down a bit,
but his name is still HUGE. And I hear that lately he is letting women and
men dominate him. He should watch out because people can smell scandal from
a mile away in this town and his is starting to stink. It's Not: Seann William
Scott; Brendan Fraser; Jake Gyllenhaal; Taylor Lautner. Dwayne
The Rock Johnson
109.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/06
Chip and Grin an actress and actor couple have been arguing
a lot in the past week or so. She is only obligated to make public appearances
with him approximately once per month for a "date night" plus once per month
for a "family photo", and is annoyed that he is asking more of her. Since
she has agreed to attend a movie premiere with him this month, she is totally
balking at attending an awards show together in the very near future (she
is also determined not to be present at events where he is going to play
the fool). By the way, if she looks healthier and happier lately, its
because she is. She is not afraid of him anymore, she can see the light at
the end of the tunnel, and she is determined to come out of this divorce
on top. Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes
110.
BUZZFOTO
06/07
This model is hoping to cross careers and make it into the movie biz. Shes
done some television work, but reality stuff doesnt really count. Her
plan to get a role is to do it the old fashioned way, by sleeping with a
married famous director. So far no roles, but well see if her labors
pay off in the future. Not Kelly Bensimon.
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07
Over the weekend this celebrity mother was basically pimping out her D list
reality daughter. She would walk up to actors at the event she was at and
let it be known that her daughter was available to be a companion for the
day or night or even on a long term basis. She was even carrying head shots
of her daughter. The rate? $5000 for one day and $50,000 a month.
Frankie and Neffe Cole
112.
GOSSIP
BOY 06/08
Rock Jock is no stranger to this site and he is hiding something that I thought
you might find interesting. Rock Jock and Black Sheep have been all over
town happy and in love. Seems Rock Jock is all about the vadge this week.
Or maybe it's because Black Sheep has been taking care of him and hiding
yet another secret. Rock seems to have played a little to unsafe and brought
home something that he needs a prescription to get rid of. Black Sheep doesn't
mind though, she sees this as a way to get cement her union wth Rock. Taking
care of a sick boyfriend should make him realize he needs you around 'til
death do you part. After the years Black Sheep has put in, she deserves a
rock. She is doing whatever she can to make sure that Rock thinks of no one
but her. I wouldn't be surprised if she was the one who gave him the STD
just so she could pick up the pieces. Once RJ's illness get's cleared up,
I'm sure he will think twice about dishing out the butt love. Then again,
summer is the season for loving. It's Not: Chace Crawford; Justin Timberlake;
Justin Bieber. Zac Efron/Vanessa Hudgens
113.
BUZZFOTO
06/08
Whenever we get anonymous emails from sources claiming to know certain stars,
we are always suspicious and we usually dont publish the blind until
we can get a little more info on the rumors. Were going to publish
this one only because the person has repeatedly sent us this story and claims
to be an ex-publicist for the star. Go into this knowing that we cant
confirm or deny this. This C/D list actress in work but more famous in name
has been pregnant at least three times. She allegedly had one child under
the radar years ago through a series of cover ups and gave the baby up for
adoption. Her other pregnancies were terminated because the star is so fearful
of her body image, she doesnt want to gain weight. She also didnt
want her partner to know that they were the result of one night stands with
random guys. Not Lilo.
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/08
This A list athlete (in his sport anyway) told his C list movie actress wife
that he didn't want her anywhere near him during some press he is doing.
He feels like she tries to take all the attention away from him and makes
every conversation or interview about her projects and her life and totally
ignores him.
Dario
Franchitti and Ashley Judd
115.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/08
While filming a TV pilot a few months ago, this actor and actress chatted
between takes. He is openly gay and is best known for his work on Broadway.
She is a comedic actress and a closeted lesbian. She asked him if he could
recommend any lesbian bars in the LA area. A nearby staffer overheard them
talking and chimed in. "Hey, I didnt know you were gay! Did you bed
[name of pop diva]?". The actress shot him a threatening look and replied
"Yes, but that information better stay right here or youre fired."
TV Pilot: It Takes a Village
The actor: Cheyenne Jackson
The actress: Leah Remini
The pop diva: Jennifer Lopez
116.
THE
GLOSS 06/08
Which swingin married used to enjoy picking up girls in parking lots
and taking them home to re-enact scenes from one of his most famous movies
back in his single days? Kevin Costner; Vince Vaughn
117.
BUZZFOTO
06/09
It looks like polygamy isnt just for HBO and religious fundamentalists
anymore
This young singer is sleeping and living with her married manager
and his wife. Both women know about the relationship and both are still devoted
to him. The singer doesnt have a good relationship with her own family
and her manager has been with her for a while so we suppose it makes sense
she would look to him for comfort. However, he takes advantage of the women
in his life and makes them feel like they should be lucky to deserve him.
It seems to be working since this has been going on for months now. Not Selena
Gomez. Demi Lovato; Ke$ha
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/09
This is a bathroom quickie story for the ages. This foreign born female model
and now a C/D list movie and television actress who had her big break last
year was caught in a bathroom at an event the other night getting orally
serviced by a female waitress from the party. The thing that makes this a
story for the ages is that they were discovered by this A list fashion designer
who screamed when she saw them which caused 10 other people to rush in and
have a look.
Ruby
Rose & Donna Karan
119.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/09
This movie actress is known for her beauty: piercing eyes, full lips, shapely
legs, gorgeous hair. Oh, wait. Better scratch that last one off the list.
She has been dieting so strictly that her hair has started falling out in
clumps. She has a new project filming soon, so shes been trying out
hair extensions. Were sure shell credit the extensions for the
sudden increase in length, but when you see her, youll know that longer
hair wasnt the motivating factor for her new hairdo.
Megan
Fox
120.
GOSSIP
BOY 06/10
1- Which A list name was at an event the other night and ended up hooking
up with a sleazy reality star? We know that she is un-lucky in love but this
is pretty low. Rumor has it that she is slightly bragging about bedding the
young stud. Not Cameron Diaz. Jennifer Aniston/"The
Situation"
2- Which celebrity couple has decided to go all the way with their "romance" and are thinking about getting engaged to pump up their status. He is gay and she has stars in her eyes. Don't worry, they won't go through with it. They both want the publicity from the break-up and plan on milking it to the last drop. Not Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene. Kate Bosworth & Alexander Skarsgard; Renee Zellweger/Bradley Cooper
3- This celebrity who was more popular in the 80's has become a risk taker and has recently been trying to convince his hook-ups to have sex in public places. The last public place? A bathroom at the local courthouse in the middle of the day. Now I guess we know where the wild things really are. Not Charlie Sheen. Matt Dillon
121.
STAR
MAGAZINE 06/10
Its not so simple with this celeb couple. They recently had a knock-down,
drag-out fight after she learned that he and his brother were partying until
dawn with a gaggle of gorgeous girls. Joel Madden/Nicole
Richie
122.
BUZZFOTO
06/10
On a recent trip to a popular family theme park, we hear this celeb was kicked
out of the park for trying to snort cocaine on a ride. The sad thing was
her kids ended up leaving with her and were upset to end their fun early.
As far as we know, the authorities were left out of the situation, but there
is allegedly security footage of the incident which could come back and haunt
her. Not Britney Spears. Denise Richards
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/10
I had no idea this youngish B list movie actress who has been in one movie
after the other for the past year was so nice. Every day she is in town our
actress goes to a coffee shop close to where she lives. Everyday she would
see the same homeless man there asking for money. One day some guy kicked
his cup and our actress stopped to help him pick up the change and they got
to talking. From then on they would talk for a minute or two and she would
give him a few dollars. She then heard his story and how he had ended up
on the streets. Well, after about a month of this, our actress got him a
job in the mail room of her agent, found him a place to live and gave him
enough money to pay for his expenses for a few months while he was getting
on his feet.
Amanda
Seyfried
124.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/11
Shes a recent Divorcee. Her ex is a famous Basketball Player, and she
is loaded with money. Her new love is much younger than she is. Shes
sprung, but hes not. He likes spending her money on women his own age.
Shaunie O'Neal
125.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/11
Shafterella Shoshstein Strikes Again! Be careful of a sweet young thing who
looks supercute in a matching hair band: As if ditching her poor PR boyfriend
and leaving him out to dry wasn't conniving enough, it turns out sexually
adventurous Blind Vice superstar Shafterella Shoshstein was selling out that
cute romance partner of hers all along. Shafterella had arranged to be her
ex's publicity-only girlfriend (they were friends and both stars' agents
thought it would be a good idea for their A-list careers), but planned all
along to dump him. This would leave the world to wonder why the poor dude
couldn't make a relationship with a woman workand fuel gossip that
he's gay. Which, of course, he is, but that's beside the point. How do we
know S.S. had such an evil plan? "She was with the boyfriend she's with now
all along," says a source deep within the managerial machinations that put
the two very beautiful stars in a relationship. "People think it just started
after she broke up, but it didn't, the other guy was there all alongand
they were very serious." The dumped boyfriend, by the by, is furious with
Shafterella for leaving him in a lurch. He knew people were suspecting his
romance with Shoshstein was suspect to begin with, but when she reneged on
their PR agreement to be romantically involved (for show), not only did she
do it behind his backand without warningthe dumpee had actually
gone to great lengths to curb his own real-life love life, and to make the
ersatz affair look as believable as possible. Granted, this was one of the
man's worst performances of his career, but let's put it this way: He's
ultimately a nice guy and was doing his best to abide by the commitment he'd
made to Shafterella, who was diddling somebody else off to the side the whole
time, laughing and scheming all along. Wonder when karma's gonna twist her
little sweater set around her neck, already? And what I want to know is why
aren't there awards in this town for Best Fake Relationship? Oh, forgot,
there are: People magazine gives them out weekly. And It Ain't: Miley Cyrus,
Jessica Szohr, Michelle Williams. Reese Witherspoon/Jake Gyllenhaal/Jim
Toth
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11
#1 & 2 - This A list (and it pains me to call him A list) movie actor
was doing press work for his latest flop. Instead of doing what he could
to try and get a few people to see it by being nice to the press, he berated
them constantly, would not answer their questions and was as miserable as
a person can be. He also made several interviews unusable by his actions
which made the whole process a waste for at least one network.
#1
- actor: Ashton Kutcher
#2 - latest flop: "Killers"
#3 & #4 - This C+/B- primarily television actress was doing press
for her hit almost network ensemble television show. She showed up to everything
she was supposed to, but was so whacked out on drugs that it hardly even
mattered. Forget about interviews, she could barely form words.
#3 - actress:
#4 - show:
127.
BUZZFOTO
06/14
This once hot film star is so desperately low on funds she cant even
get a credit card at a department store. She filled up an entire shopping
cart of clothing at a local retailer and didnt have the funds in her
bank account so she tried to apply for the stores credit card. She
was politely denied. Not wanting to leave without her merchandise, she then
asked a manager if she could set up her own tab based on her celebrity status.
She was also politely denied. She then got upset and threw each piece of
clothing all over the store until security escorted her out. Not Megan Fox.
Lindsay Lohan
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14
This B list television actor on a very hit ensemble cable show got caught
by a pap doing a line of coke off the trunk of his car last week. He paid
the pap $50K for the pictures. The pap agreed to the deal but only after
finding out the pictures would only be worth about $10K from the tabloids.
129.
BLIND
ITEM 06/14
A certain actress is feeling very uncomfortable on the set of her new television
series. One of the actors has been behaving inappropriately around her. He
has made comments about her appearance (e.g. the size and shape of her body)
that she was able to ignore at first. However, the comments have escalated
to the point that it is interfering with her ability to maintain composure
on the set. What is she doing about this? Nothing. The actor is a friend
of either the director or the producer, so she fears that if she was to complain
that they would side with the man, and possibly replace her on the show.
130.
THE
GAWKER 06/14
Which Movie Producer Is Looking for a Sexy Young Actor to Be His Pool Boy?
A reader has brought to our attention this Craigslist ad, posted by an "actual,
real movie producer" looking for a 25-or-under actor/model to clean his country
house pool, while looking young and sexy. Pics or you can't get the job.
Update: Aha! The Daily News spoke with the anonymous producer. He's just
looking for a little help around the house. And some company. Nothing sexy.
Riiight.
(http://tinyurl.com/27fwwgs)
131.
Jacqueline
Kravette: Celebrity Tipping (and Stiffing) in the City 06/14/10
At one of the trendiest Hollywood bars, this year's hottest free agent tipped
a mere $6 on a $300 bill. Despite his tens of millions in athletic endorsements,
this poor tipper doesn't believe in sharing the wealth.
Forbes magazine deemed this entrepreneur's net worth to be over $4 billion. When he ate at a popular Hollywood eatery he loved every minute of the experience and had servers surrounding his party to make sure he was taken care of like a king. Even with all this attention, this eccentric billionaire only laid down a 10% tip.
Following close behind this billion-dollar man are two close friends. This two time Academy Award Winning Actor and two time Academy Award Winning Director tip 15% on the nose according to various Westside eateries they frequent.
Apparently this teenybopper boy band didn't quite finish math in high school as evidenced from their very miscalculated tip. They may be the heartthrobs of every teenage girl in America, but there is no love lost between them and their servers as they are known to tip less than 10%.
One of the most notorious non-tippers is this former Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer turned pop star. On several occasions, this singing sensation stiffed the bellmen at a stylish West Hollywood Hotel.
From pop queen to tennis queen, this champion apparently agrees with the no tip rule. Even with winning a dozen Grand Slams, she gave the bellman the ole stiffaroo after he nearly threw out his back hauling down three monstrous suitcases.
Hottest Free Agent: Lebron James
$4 billion entrepreneur:
Richard
Branson
Two time Academy Award Winning Actor: Sean Penn
Two time Academy Award Winning Director: Oliver Stone
Teenybopper boy band: Jonas Brothers
Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer pop star: Christina Aguilera; Justin
Timberlake
Pop/Tennis Queen: Serena Williams
132.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15
This A list movie and formerly television actress (and it pains me to call
her A list), did something really nice on the set of her most recent flop
(although it was supposed to do much, much better). On the set, she met a
cameraman who spoke to our actress about the fact that his mother was dealing
with a life threatening illness. She always took time to talk to him, listen
to him and ask about his mother. She went way out of her way everyday to
check up on him and the condition of his mother. After filming ended, the
mother passed away. Our actress sent flowers and a very long letter to the
cameraman consoling him for his loss.
Sarah
Jessica Parker
133.
BUZZFOTO
06/15
This all grown up actress might seem smart and confident, but sources reveal
that shes anything but. We hear that she has such a troubled relationship
with her mother, she is secretly a cutter. Her mother is extremely controlling
and demands to know all the goings-on in the stars life. The actress
calls her at least twice a day explaining her recent projects, her relationships
and her day to day activities and problems. The actress secretly resents
her mother but is so attached and afraid of her, she cant help but
keep up this sick cycle, even though she is an adult. Not Jessica Alba.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
134.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/15
Money Talks or Polly Walks: Seems like there's a diva on every movie set
these days, huh? And we're not just talking big-budget flicks like Twilight,
because some of these bossy babies are wreaking havoc on indie sets, too.
Meet Polly Luscious-Locks, one of H'woods hottest leading ladies and a real
pain in the ass to deal within a number of capacities. Especially when
it comes to matters of money, because P3 wants more, more, more. Like, now:
Polly is getting ready to shoot her newest film and the cute-as-a-button
star is absolutely perfect for the rolewhich is why she knows she can
get the studio to pony up a bigger paycheck to keep her happy. But here's
the prob: Unlike Polly's other recent flickswhich have done fairly
well at the box office and have definitely boosted her star namethere
just isn't enough money in the budget to meet her greedy needs. But sources
super close to Luscious-Locks say she's bragging about how bitchy she's willing
to be in order to get what she wants. So, since Poll won't take no for an
answer, the studio is doing everything it can to scrounge up the cashlike
ditching a Hollywood heavyweight that was supposed to appear in the movie
for an actor they know will work for a much cheaper paycheck. And we do me
much. Ouch, not even our very own Pat Poisonpuss would pull this kind of
stunt. But it's not that kicked-aside dude we feel bad forit's the
film's director. They've had to put up with their fair share of divas in
the past and probably thought they were finally free of the drama. Uh, hardly!
Maybe it's a good thing the studio is keeping their lips zipped about Polly's
part in this messso far. Which totally works for Polly, because she's
got an uppity image to protect. Not as adorable as you thought, not at all.
And It Ain't: Miley Cyrus, Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez.
Movie: "Red Riding Hood"
Polly: Amanda Seyfried
Director: Catherine Hardwicke
Hollywood heavyweight: Gary Oldman or Julie Christie
135.
GOSSIP
BOY 06/16
1- Which television actor was in his trailer during a break on filming when
the crew began hearing some moaning come from his direction? After a couple
days of the same thing, an assistant walked in on the star having some phone
talk and pleasuring himself? Seems this star can't keep his hands off of
himself and was caught a month ago in a bathroom doing the same thing. He
is such a fox, I'm sure he can find someone to lend a hand. David
Duchovny
2- This couple has been trying to make their union more popular among the paps, even getting drunk to cause a stir. But the real stir would arise when everyone finds out that before she married this hunk, she lived with a woman and just started a family when her people convinced her to play the PR game. Five years later she is starting to realize that she made a mistake as the woman has moved closer to HW and brought the 7 year old with her. Fergie (Black Eyed Peas)
3- What Canadian has taken HW by storm and has been hanging out with a certain singer/actress. This girl is known for her love of the gays and has taken to setting her new friend up with another gay star that she is often accused of hooking up with. If the world learned of the breaking news of the gay affair of these two stars, the tween world would explode. Cory Monteith and Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/16
This C- list television and movie actress was once a B list television actress
on one of the most popular network shows ever. Since she left the show (which
continues to this day) she has struggled to find work. She is now pregnant.
This week she went to an event and cornered a R&B singer and asking him
when he was going to help her out financially. He told her that she was going
to have to wait until the baby was born because he knew of at least five
guys who she was having sex with at the same time as him. Oh, and to further
class things up, she was boozing that night too.
137.
STAR
MAGAZINE 06/16
Which A-lister whos been sober for several years not
only recently fell off the wagon, but also sneaked out on his wife to shack
up at a cheesy L.A. motel with a man? Robert Downey
Jr.
138.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/16
All actors have their ups and downs in their career. Some have them independently
of a career. This actors previous series attempt have flopped quickly.
Although he has recovered each time to land another gig, the failure is starting
to take a personal toll on him. His sunny personality is gone, hes
gaining weight, and is spending every night in a bar, drinking away his
rejection. Nothing funny about that. Friends are trying to distract him right
now while his latest flop burns off episodes over the summer.
Christian Slater
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/17
This foreign born, very attractive, C list actress who has bounced between
some great television shows and so so movies was overheard at a party discussing
the fact that the married director of her most recent movie gave her
herpes. Emilie de Ravin/"Lost" and "Roswell" "Legend of the Guardians:
The Owls of GaHoole"/Zack Snyder
140.
BUZZFOTO
06/17
Todays blind involves an A list athlete and a C list actress. The actress
is more than just a fan of the big time player. The two are having a raging
affair underneath the radar of both their spouses. One in the couple is just
recently married. Not Shaq.
141.
CRUSHABLE
06/17
Which Pop Star Traumatized A Pedicurist By Flashing Her Ladyparts? A source
close to said pedicurist tells Crushable this world-famous singer called
an emergency treatment last month in New York, and opened the door wearing
a bathrobe with no panties underneath. How does the pedicurist know this?
Because during the toe-painting session, the singer perched her legs on a
raised surface and never shy she had "everything all out."
"My friend was pregnant at the time she was doing it, so it made her more
stressed," the source says. So wed like to know: Was the celeb flasher
bare? All natural? Vajazzled? The pedicurist isnt saying: "She
doesnt want to talk about it shes traumatized."
Lady GaGa; Mariah Carey; Britney Spears
142.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/18
1. This Celebrity Couple is learning how to grin and bear it. Their relationship
is basically over, but they are staying together for the sake of their baby
daughter. Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubrey
2. This Celebrity Couple are the proud parents of twins, but career pressures are driving the couple apart. The female Actress has been spotted all over town without her wedding ring, and the Actor hubby was recently featured on a show that got cancelled. Angela Bassett and Courtney Vance
143.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/18
Tobey's Back, and He's Not Alone! Me-Me Dallas starred in her own Blind Vice
a few weeks ago, so it's only right we dish on Tobey Yum-Yum's deliciously
scandalous escapades too, dontcha think? Remember, M and T had a spicy romance
there for a while, but like all Hollywood power couples, they parted ways
and decided it was time to bed other good lookers in the Biz (in Me-Me's
case, that meant smooching on some ladies). But don't think Tobey's trailer
has been quiet since Me-Me fled the scene... Sources who happen to travel
around with Yum-Yum on his various filming locations say that after Ms. Dallas
moved on, he was quick to seduce another famous, "innocent" babe. Let's call
her Darla Jones, a gal who's known for her virginity as much as her impressive
smile and perky hair. See, it didn't take long for Tobey to convince Darla,
a gal who appears to be even sweeter than Me-Me, to hop in the sack with
him. So sad, this circle of friends. They literally all screw each other
and then screw each other over. Where do they learn this scheming so young?
"[Tobey] sleeps with everyone...then breaks their heart," is how our witness
to the behind-the-scenes romping puts it. Kind of the case with poor Darla,
who was only on Tobey's radar so briefly, the press barely caught wind of
their seemingly virginal romance. Despite how hurt D.J. was, she could never
bash Yum-Yum for pulling one over on her because that little bitchfest would
blow her cover as the purest of em all. You know what, Tobey? You're
cute, young and talented, we get it. At your age, people who aren't even
in the business are doing much worse things, trust. Just watch your back,
babe, cause one of these times you're gonna mess around with the wrong
lady, and she'll have no problem telling the media exactly what your cute
ass is all about. And it Ain't: Robert Pattinson, Mark Salling, Ian
Somerhalder.
Tobey: Nick Jonas
Me-Me: Miley Cyrus
Darla: Demi Lovato; Nicole Anderson: Selena Gomez
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18
#1 & #2 - This B list rock star might be rethinking his long term
relationship with his A list celebutante girlfriend. It seems that our rock
star has been spending some quality time with a wannabe model he met not
too long ago. And when I say quality time, I mean, what you think I mean.
Joel
Madden/Nicole Richie (I guess he decided to stick with her at least for a
little while)
#3 & #4 - This aging, foreign born former A list movie and television
actor has always seemed to be pretty straight. I mean the guy has been married.
Well, those perceptions might be changing because he was spotted in a dressing
room groping and fondling this married, foreign born, C list movie and television
actor. He is probably B list or even A list overseas.
#3 - former A list:
#4 - C list:
145.
BUZZFOTO
06/21
This television/film actress who made it big on a show that is no longer
on the air is still in contact with an old friend from High School. The two
chat about once a month and stay in contact on networking sites like Facebook
and Twitter. She is now in a relationship, but has no idea that the friend
from High School is madly in love with her and always has been. He of course,
is married but cant help his feelings and would probably act on them
if given the chance. Not Katie Holmes.
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21
This Academy Award nominated/winning actor has been married for a long time.
He has also had about a five year relationship with this celebrity/ C list
movie and television actress he has basically lived with for most of that
time. Well, they broke up recently because she caught him for the umpteenth
time in their bed with another woman.
Denzil
Washington/Sanaa Lathan
147.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/22
We may finally have an explanation for this actress behavior. Shes
been stricken with vampire fever! More specifically, we mean that the girl
is crazy for the genre, and even more crazy for two certain vampire actors.
Through her rep, she has been begging the producers of Twilight, Vampire
Diaries, and True Blood for a role. Any role. As long as she gets to play
a vampire. One of the above is actually considering it, but they are not
sure if it would result in a backlash from current fans. Besides, they are
not thrilled about the idea of shooting around her other projects. Yes, despite
her career dip, she is still getting work. I know, I know: Who would be crazy
enough to hire her? Apparently, those who love drama. Lindsay
Lohan
148.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 06/22
CheapAssNess: Tori Spelling says that everybody hates her from 90210. No
doubt. But more people probably hate this other bitch who has virtually alienated
all of her former costars and is widely known to be a pain in the ass but
for some reason enjoys a popularity and a paycheque usually reserved for
much more accomplished actors. So shes rich now, yes, but that
doesnt mean shes generous. And shell gouge you while she
can, so aggressively that she was reprimanded by executives recently for
trying to wrangle cash money out of the budget to pay for her hotel suites.
Not an expense account, but straight up CASH. Apparently she was so belligerent
about getting a free ride, and using her free ride cash money in other shady
ways, so relentless with the demands, the people on the receiving end were
emotional wrecks by the end of her tantrum. This was abuse. But theres
a history here: shes already been rejected by her former bosses for
insisting that they contribute to the furnishing of her personal residence
and for inexplicably requesting that they cover the cost of her mothers
car. Every time they said no, she would call it an injustice, adding to a
long list of perceived injustices that she claims affected her performance.
People have been trying and trying to excuse her f-ckery. There is no excuse.
She is not kind, she is not gracious, and she is cheap as sh-t.
Katherine Heigl
149.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22
This male A list (unfortunately) producer/singer/performer has several children.
He goes to all of his children's events. He doesn't go for their activities
though. His favorite game is to find the best looking mothers of other children
and then has his kids invite those kids to play dates. Our producer then
hits on the moms when they come over. It doesn't matter if they are single
or married, he goes after them all.
Sean
Combs
150.
BUZZFOTO
06/22
This married celeb couple with a singer/performer hangs out with an actor/actress
couple. Although the couples pretend to be great friends, the females secretly
hate one another. The singer is convinced that the actress steals medicine
out of her medicine cabinet when they visit. Not Angelina or Brad.
singer/performer: Posh/David Beckam
actor/actress: Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes
151.
BUZZFOTO
06/23
This celebrity with a kitschy fan base, has a fetish for pregnant women.
We hear its nothing perverse, he just thinks they are beautiful. Whenever
he sees a pregnant woman, he cant help himself and starts chatting
her up. He told our source hes never seen anything so lovely as a woman
"in full bloom." Not Hugh Jackman. Taylor Kitsch
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/23
So, it was not that long ago that this female singer got engaged. The night
before she said yes, and about a week after the night she said yes, she was
still sleeping with this male singer who has had his own marriage issues.
Katy
Perry/Russell Brand
153.
THE
GLOSS 06/23
This model turned musician (arent they all?) is slightly known more
for his dalliances with tabloid-favorite starlets than for his face. He was
spotted last night at the East Villages Lil Frankies traipsing
after a gaggle of those low-end, bottom feeder models that no respectable
designer would hire. From their table, to the bathroom, to the sidewalk and
back again, he followed the leggy (and clearly starving) models for a couple
hours much to the disdain of the eye-rolling fellow patrons. The beautiful
and classy brood also failed to tip their waitress
guess models arent
making that $10,000 a day anymore. Justin Gaston; Jamie
Burke
154.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/23
1. This mega media Mogul is finding his personal life once again in question.
Now hes being clowned in cartoons.
Tyler
Perry - "Boondocks"
2. This former Reality Star winner has got her man back. She was dating a married man who kept going back between her and his wife and kids. She recently got him a fancy motorcycle, so now he is with her. Hmmmmmmm, Fantasia
155
BUZZFOTO
06/24
Why is it that so many singers always seem to live up to the name of Diva?
This B list performer is so wasteful, shed make Al Gore cry. Among
her crimes: She is known to leave her car idling for at least a half an hour
before she gets into it so it is just the right temperature. She is paranoid
about germs so she has her staff clean her toilets twice a day. Her refrigerator
is stalked with fresh food every day and the food that is over a day old
is thrown out. She also takes up to three showers every day. Not Christina
Aguilera. Mariah Carey; Jennifer Lopez
156.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/24
These two actors were a couple a long time ago. While they are both married
to other people, their ties to each other are unbreakable, and they are always
very nice to each other in public. Behind the scenes, though, its a
different story. She is remarkably insecure about her looks and she still
relies on him to prop up her fragile ego. He finds it hard to resist letting
her cry on his shoulder sometimes. A couple of times, her tears have led
to some comforting
which led to some more intimate physical contact
which led to some clothesless comforting. While she does want to have a baby
with her husband, he seems to be shooting blanks, so if she turns up pregnant,
we can all play a little guessing game as to the identity of the kids
real father. Demi Moore/Bruce Willis
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/24
It was always assumed that this D list movie actress and her B list singer
boyfriend broke up because he was cheating on her. It turns out though she
was cheating on him. With his brother. Hilary Duff/Joel Madden/Benji
Madden
158.
THE
GLOSS 06/24
What recent award-winner was out with some friends (but not her husband)
last night at a bar in the West Village when she accidentally smacked a fellow
bargoer with her pool cue? She politely apologized to the guy she hit, who
reported to TheGloss that said celebrity was "really nice and normal."
Scarlett Johanssen
159.
GOSSIP
BOY 06/25
1- This young teenage star held out sex from her boyfriend the entire time
they dated, even though he oozes young sex appeal. She had heard stories
of him with his ex, but she was adamant on not sleeping together. After a
little bit longer, he finally convinced her that oral was "not having sex."
Then next thing you know he walks in on her "not having sex" with his best
friend. Not Joe Jonas.
teenage star: Selena Gomez
boyfriend: Nick Jonas
ex: Miley Cyrus
best friend:
2- Which married couple spent the past two evenings in separate NYC hotel rooms? She likes heroin and he likes cocaine and once a month they go on binges. Separate rooms so that he can have his boy guests come in to help work off the stamina. She gets wasted and watches movies from when she was an A-List name. Not Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith; Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher
3- This tot has no idea that their parents are not really their parents. Turns out that the star dad doesn't like sex at all but hates the gay rumors. So he took a famous wife and stayed out of view while she was "pregnant." Not Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman
160.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/25
This actor is both creative and inventive. He is straight but he needs the
helping hand of a man to get "ready" for his actress wife. This service is
performed by his assistant. Once he is "ready", the assistant bows out and
the wife takes over. Another interesting detail is that our actor has trouble
going down on his wife without the assistance of a sweet condiment like honey
or fluff. Sounds like a sticky, messy situation for all involved.
Hugh Jackman
161.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/25
Closeted Movie Star Gets Cockier, Literally! We first met Parrish Maguire
when he was just a young movie-starrin' gay. Then we checked in on him and
found out that the dimpled diva was starting to get his serious gay on...in
public places. How very Toothy Tile of him! You go, boy! So what's the stud,
whose fame is on the rise every friggin' day, doin' now that's catching our
radar? Or gaydar. Duh... The darling, adorable, dimpled Parrish has been
getting even more comfortable with the gay community, frequenting a famous
Hollywood social player's pad more and more lately. The party host has been
known to have notoriously gay bashes, inviting only the hottest of the hot
(and they just keep getting younger, don't they?). And since most everyone
at these hotass bashes is out and proudor at least that's what you'd
thinklittle is done not in the open. Indeed, these are the same shindigs
some of our other sexually swingin' Blind-Vice alums have been going to for
ages! How terribly boy-on-boy chic. So, Parrish is one of the host's new
favorite boys. And from the way Parrish has been acting at these gatherings,
you'd think the guy was ready to come out in a freakin' People article tomorrow.
But trust, he's not doing that any time soonlet's give it at least
two more years. What the heck is Pare-Pare thinking? How would his devoted
fan base react to the news that this little hunk is getting it on with other
little hunks in increasingly public places? And why have none of the other
partygoers ratted him out? We think it's 'cause no one wants to be kicked
out of these sex-filled get-togethers, to be perfectly honest. Once you're
in, you're in, and that circle of celebs is far too elite to risk getting
booted by blabbing to the rags. Then again, you're reading about it, aren't
you? And It Ain't: Emile Hirsch, Justin Bieber, Henry Cavill.
Parrish Maguire: Taylor Lautner
party host: Lance Bass
162.
THE
GLOSS 06/25
While getting a mani-pedi at a New York City salon, what young celebrity
tried not to look obviously embarrassed when one of her ex-husbands
songs came on the radio? Luckily for her, it wasnt a ballad.
163.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28
This one becomes juicy because of who it involves. This soclose to A list
television actor who has been in movies, but is only really known for ones
that involved a television character he plays cheated on his D list actress
girlfriend. While she was pregnant. More than once.
Chris
Noth
164.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/28
A paparazzo from a website with high internet traffic was peering into this
b-list TV and movie actresss car a few days ago and snapped a photo
of her iPhone. The front screen had the name of her ex-boyfriend and the
rehab facility where he is currently staying. So, despite pretending that
she is no longer in contact with the ex, her phone seems to tell a different
story. Of course, she doesnt want her contact with the ex to get in
the way of her divorce settlement with her husband nor does the website
want to find itself on the other side of a lawsuit with the very litigious
husband so it looks like everyone will simply keep quiet about this
one for now. Just knowing that this relationship is coming to an end is enough
to make us grin any day. Katie
Holmes/Chris
Klein/Tom Cruise
165.
STAR
MAGAZINE 06/28
This Hollywood hunk is having so much trouble finding a girlfriend, he had
his buddies invite the hottest waitresses and dancers to his house for a
wild party. But by 3 am, everybody left and he spent yet another night
alone. Chace Crawford; Chris Evans
166.
BUZZFOTO
06/28
This celebrity that everyone loves (including many actresses) has been famous
for so long, he is out of touch with the real world. He has gotten so used
to not talking to regular people, he doesnt know how to
do it. During a recent holiday weekend which most of his staff had off, he
had some problems with his cable. When the cable man came to the door, our
star literally did not know how to communicate with him. He stood at the
doorway stammering, and then expected the cable man to know what to do
automatically. Finally he got upset, cursed at the man and yelled, "Hold
up a minute, Im not good with people." He punched a number in his cellphone
and had a man on the phone explain to the cable guy what the problem was
and what he needed to do. Not John Mayer. Jack Nicholson
167.
BUZZFOTO
06/29
This aging big-time rock star, has found himself a new love. Its the
son of his PR assistant and the boy just turned 18 only a few months before
the relationship started! Wonder what the stars recent ex-wife thinks
of this
.. Not Paul McCartney. Ronnie Wood; Billy Joel
168.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29
This B-/C+ list television actress has a B- list movie actor boyfriend. Everyone
knows that. What they don't know is that the sister of the actress joins
the couple in bed every chance they get. AnnaLynne McCord /Kellan
Lutz/sister Angel
169.
BUZZFOTO
06/30
This very outspoken musician has fought against illegal downloading for years.
Guess how he filled up his Ipod? Heres a hint, he didnt pay for
any of the music
. hypocrite. Guess he only wants you to pay for his
music. Not Adam Levine. Lars Ulrich from Metallica
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/30
The celebrity ex-boyfriend of this former A list television actress and now
unemployed B lister has been spreading tales about their sex life. #1. Only
sex under the covers and in bed. #2. Only at night or with the lights out
and curtains closed in the bedroom. #3. No sooner than one hour after eating.
#4. He had to turn his phone off, but she was allowed to leave hers on and
to answer calls during sex. #5. No talking during sex. #6. Only certain music
was allowed but he was allowed to choose between the four or five offerings.
#7. No sex on consecutive days.
Jennifer
Love Hewitt/Jamie Kennedy
171.
BLIND
GOSSIP 06/30
This television star claims that she lost those annoying pounds so quickly
because she was so completely committed to being healthy. Really? Committed
to an addictive substance is more like it. Sure, she exercised and ate healthier.
She also ingested enough white powder to cause rapid weight loss, a sudden
burst of energy, and a future commitment to a rehab facility.
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