SEPTEMBER AND OCTOBER 2009
NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in blue are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/01
This blonde actress usually plays very ladylike roles on screen. Thats
why it was a bit of a shock when she was caught in a very unladylike position.
During her most recent film, a young support staff person was sent to her
trailer to hand off some minor script changes. He found our actress sitting
cross- legged on a bench, wearing a short skirt
and no underwear.
He reported to his friends on the set that he indeed saw everything and that
he was a little surprised that the rug did not match the drapes. Guess he
thought of her as a natural blonde. Reese Witherspoon
2.
BEN
WIDDICOMBE 09/01
1. Which prestigious fashion magazine had its Twitter feed temporarily hacked
into by a pornographic web site, because its password was "password?"
2. Which internationally famous solo musician, who is paid a small fortune to be a face of a luxury watch manufacturer, actually prefers to wear one made by the competition? His endorsement contract includes a handler whose sole job it is to stop him before he goes on stage to replace his wristwatch with one made by the sponsor. Lang Lang "Rolex"; Elton John "Chopard"
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/01
This Golden Globe Nominated and/or Winner television actor who is a solid
B lister from his body of work is known by the nickname Retch. It is based
on one of his characters. The reason he is called this is because whenever
he breathes on you you really think you are going to puke. It is not a natural
condition. Our actor believes in a pill and vitamin regimen that is the cause.
Despite complaints from everyone he keeps taking the pills and forcing everyone
who does scenes with our actor to rub Vicks under their nose.
4.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/01
One Tongue-Shoving Blind Vice: Another weekend, another hidden Hollywood
homo to uncover! This week we're offering up a treat from Team Awfula
fabulous bonus Blind too scandalously dee-lish to keep to ourselves! You
didn't think that little mister Jackie Bouffant was the only young performer
who liked to get all gay every once in a while, did you? You're probably
all very familiar with Maxwell Meat-Mingle. He's youngish, a little squishy
but still reasonably good-looking. The guy was once a major up-and-comer
in this crazy town. Even if you weren't a fan of his boob-tube hit, chances
are your eyes and his abs have met at one time or another. And what's
morethis isn't M3's first time to the Awful Truth rodeo. Nowadays,
though, he's something of a has-beenpoor Triple-M has fallen off the
charts due to a string of bad press for his bombed entertainment endeavors
and tales of his less-than-stellar personality (which we've experienced
firsthand, natch). Nevertheless, Max definitely started out as something
of a ladies' man before he lost his boy-next-door charm and smoldering sex
appeal, which is why we were almost surprised when... Max went prowling for
some guy-on-guy action. Please, where did you think this sucker was going,
you little B.V. sleuths? At a recent poolside BBQ in the hills, relatively
hunky Max had his tongue halfway down the throat of another meaty little
pieceright in the middle of the entire shindig! And there were some
par-tick people in attendance whom bi-guy Max definitely should have looked
out for! It was one of those little piggies who ran all the way home and
told us about it. There goes Triple-M's die-hard status as a womanizer! Makes
sense really, 'cause we knew that Mingle had had his fair share of drug dabbling
(many closeted actors do, just ask Toothy Tile). Think white nose candy literally
being passed around on silver platters whenever Max was in attendance...although
those days have supposedly passed. Is that why Maxwell Meat-Mingle is getting
all fat? Better work on that figure, boy, if you have any chance at this
planned comeback. Because secretly loving dudes and a lost six-pack surely
won't give Maxwell Meat-Mingle the comeback he's dying for. And It Ain't:
Adam Brody, Jesse McCartney, Mario Lopez.
Jesse
Metcalfe
5.
BUZZFOTO
09/01
Which celeb is so used to dumping their children off to the nannies, that
when they took the family to the store this last weekend, accidentally left
one of the children inside the grocery store? Once they loaded into the car
and started to pull away, another child mentioned the one left behind. Our
celeb turned around and got the kid, no harm done, but was glad when the
nanny came back to work the next day. Not Denise Richards. Nadya
Suleman
6.
BUZZFOTO
09/02
This B list Celebrity star on a popular network TV show is dating two young
men at the same time. Were fairly sure both men know about one another,
and seem to be okay with it. The star told our source she was just
having fun after a rather public breakup with her co-star. We say,
good for her, shes too young to settle down! Not LeAnn Rimes.
Hayden Panettiere
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/02
This B list movie and television actress from a hit network drama went ballistic
today when she overheard two crew members making fun of the fact that our
actress was in the lowest grossing movie in the history of movies. Bonus
points for the movie.
Katherine
Heigl "Zyzzyx Road"
8.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/02
This Hollywood girl is vain. She is becoming more obsessed with looking perfect
every single minute of the day. She has had floor to ceiling glass mirrors
installed on one wall of every room of her home, including the garage and
the laundry room. Apparently she does not have the same benefit while away
from home, as she is occasionally caught with a little white powder smudge
under her nose. Paris Hilton; Audrina Patridge
9.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 09/02
1. Which married, former newspaperman who's now an online news editor has
been having an affair with one of his single reporters? They were spotted
at various downtown hotels this summer. Now an internal investigation has
been launched and the wife, also a journalist, found out last weekend.
ADDENDUM:
OUR "Just asking" item yesterday about a married, ex- newspaperman who's
having an affair with a single reporter at the online news site where they
now both work inspired a tipster to write in to Gawker.com with supposedly
real, kinky text messages between the two. "Don't mind taking orders -- def
like to give them. Can bend whatever way you need me too," the woman wrote
to her lover. It gets worse.
2. Which pro golfer has bartenders giggling at his choice in girly drinks? When he's not swinging his clubs, he's swigging Purple Hooter cocktails, made with vodka, raspberry liquor & 7-Up.
3. Which womanizing crooner has been dating a reality TV starlet for more than two years, putting her up in hotels wherever he travels for shows. John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari
10.
POPBITCH
09/03
Which hard-drinking bluesy singer asked the promoters of the festival he
was playing to direct him to the nearest brothel the night before the gig?
He left without paying, leaving his security guards to fight it out with
the brothel's bouncers.
11.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/03
1. This Hip Hop Star looks different. Now that he is a TV Star, did he have
plastic surgery? LL Cool J
2. This R&B Female Singer has had a tough time finding love. She keeps attracting men who are on the DL. her hairstyle. She wants to separate herself from the rest of the ladies. Erykah Badu; Chilli from TLC
12.
BUZZFOTO
09/03
Our source called us last week on this one and told us to wait a week so
they could get more info. So we did. Last week, this star couple was on the
verge of a breakup and there were even rumblings of it online. Now, we hear
the PR between the two have come up with some sort of agreement to let the
two stay together until the relationship can be milked for a little more.
Once it hits its peak then the couple will have a very public breakup
and hopefully more publicity and maybe even more high profile roles. Too
bad for the couple though, who really cant stand one another. The couple
is not married btw. Not Megan Foxs mess of a relationship.
Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/03
This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes
from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the
other day when he ran over his neighbor's cat with his car and killed it.
The neighbor saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the
car and took a look at what happened and said, "I don't have time for this
right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get
home." He has yet to talk to the neighbor or say he was sorry.
Christian Slater
14.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/03
Except for one TV series, this lovely actress has done all her work in films.
However, she wasnt quite able to act her way out of an awkward encounter
with a computer repair specialist. The actress told him that the screen broke
when she dropped her laptop. The service tech took a look at it and then
remarked that the damage looked more like someone had punched the screen.
After a few awkward seconds, the actress admitted that in fact her husband
had done just that. When she asked the computer guy if they could replace
it with an unbreakable screen, he jokingly remarked that shed be better
off replacing the guy. "I already have," she replied. Robin Wright
Penn
15.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/04
One Gory-Hole Blind Vice: Get ready for a gay, anonymous-sex hookup gone
wronghunky movie-star style! Now, our latest Blind Vice entrant, Topher
Hairy-Tuchus, has made an appearance before in the Awful Truth, but only
as a supporting playerthis totally handsome stud was never christened
with his own moniker. Until now, anyway! And since Toph's made it into our
sexyass annals, seems like he's dutifully checking off every other last step
required for getting (and staying) on the Vice A-list. Lauded movies, check.
Hot bod, check. Famous female companions, check. Totally closeted homo, check
and then some! 'K, so a doable dude who secretly prefers the company of men
is as common in H'wood as a paparazzi fender bender outside the Ivy. But
it's where and how THT seeks his men that's quite noteworthy and somewhat
unusual, considering how unglamorous it truly is... Topher could nab any
leading lady he wants (and he has), but when it comes to his men moods, THAT
goes to Craigslist. Maybe you shouldn't go looking for lovers the same place
you get cheapo couches and scalped concert tickets, but no one told Toph
that. And hey, his Internet dabbling worked, since somebody replied to his
ad looking for a good, quickie time. No names needed, just body parts, and
meaty ones at that. Hook, line and sink 'im: Once Topher had lured his catch
to the house, he went far out of his way to keep this nooky expedition under
wrapshe even set up a sheet with a hole in it where all the action
would take place, keeping identities secret on either side. A "glory hole"
one would call it, of course, except this particular hole was cut out of
fine linen (what a waste!) as opposed to etched into a dingy bathroom stall
wall. Guess that makes it so much more romantic, no? THT was ready for some
clandestine action, but when Topher's gentleman showed up, the lured dude
didn't want to keep it nearly as anonymous as Hairy-T. The guy refused to
partake unless he could see THT's faceto check for sores (and let's
be honest, to make sure he would be doing a hot guy). THT refused to budge
on this bang request, but the guy swung the sheet back anyway to find one
of the most wanted celebs staring back at him! 'Course, they both went through
with the unsheeted deed, even after the unveiling of Topher's famous face.
What horny man in the world wouldn't? What I want to know is why the ef doesn't
THT use nondisclosure forms instead of stupid 300-count sheets? What a moron!
And It Ain't: aniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson, Chris Pine.
16.
SUDS
REPORT 09/04
1. Which married soap hunk, who has been known to swing both ways, got drunk
and propositioned another male hunk on another show? When he was rejected,
the Emmy winner claimed he was just joking. Maurice Benard "General
Hospital"; Jacob Young "All My Children"
2. Which east-coast hunk was being checked out by all the stars male and female at the Emmys and after-parties? By now, "because of The Suds Reports notorious blind items," they are all aware for what he is infamous for and wanted a view of the goods which are always noticeably on display?
17.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 09/06
1. WHICH son of a beloved rock icon has an impostor? The lookalike goes to
S&M parties, wearing the same glasses his late "father" did, and doesn't
correct people when they assume he's rock royalty -- but the impostor went
too far by volunteering to appear as a foot-worshipping slave in a kinky
video. Sean Lennon
2. WHICH curvaceous starlet and her new Hollywood hubby were reckless at a swanky LA hotel recently? The normally private twosome were spotted snorting cocaine in front of other guests. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds
18.
BILLY
MASTERS 09/07
Could it be that a certain rocker of yesterday has traded in life on the
stage for life in traffic school? His inabiity to tell green from red has
landed him in hot water twice in the past couple years and has most certainly
not filled him with glee. It's not always about the destination. Sometimes
it's about the journey. Steve Perry
19.
BUZZFOTO
09/07
This very nice movie Actress just found out last weekend that someone in
her family has a terminal illness. The whole family is devastated but they
all decided they would each do their part to help find a cure for this disease.
For her part, our Actress not only is set to donate a lot of her own money
to research, shes going to be doing a lot of volunteering as well.
Out of respect for the family, well keep this one quiet, but we wish
her and her family well. Not Angelina Jolie.
20.
MEDIA
TAKEOUT 09/08
Here's a report sent in by one of MediaTakeOut.com's faithful readers: Its
gay pride weekend in Atlanta right now and Lenox mall has unofficially been
turned into a gay night club. There's men with their g-strings out, girls
kissing girls, men in high heels, drag queens... its just a complete zoo
in there right now. I shop in Lenox allot so I'm pretty friendly with most
of the staff there and we will small talk when I'm in their store ... anyway,
I went to pay my bill at the t-mobile store and the girl who always serves
me was telling me how [NAME REDACTED] had just been walking around the mall
all day long alone, not even buying sh*it ... just walking around that m*thaf*cka
on gay pride weekend like it was something to do!!! If you were in lenox
mall anytime this weekend you'd understand why hearing that would make you
raise an eyebrow as to [NAME REDACTED] intentions. What straight man just
walks around aimlessly for hours in a shopping mall full of queens? I don't
know any. After that i shopped a little bit then went and got my hair done
at the Macys salon in the mall... I was talking to the girl doing my hair
about how crazy the mall was this weekend and that they need to keep that
sh*t to themselves. She told me that the day before two transgender girls
had came in to get their hair done and that one of the girls was an escort.
She had been booking clients over the phone while getting her hair done in
the salon just letting her business hang out in the open for everyone to
hear - My stylist told me she was telling her all about how she was f*cking
[NAME REDACTED] on the regular and that he didn't know she was transgender
(although I'm told the girl looks like a straight up man in a wig) and that
since hed been f*cking her raw, she was scheming to tell him she was
pregnant and that he would have to come up with some money to persuade her
to have an abortion.... DAMN be careful [NAME REDACTED]! We weren't able
to confirm all of this report (although we were able to confirm A LOT of
it), so we'll just put it as a blind item. Here's a hint *dude used to be
a superstar in the NBA* now hes looking for a team that will take him.
And hes married. Allen Iverson
21.
BUZZFOTO
09/08
These Celebrity BFFs are now settled in their lives and careers. Over drinks
this last weekend, one of the stars told our source that in the beginning
of the friendship, the ladies werent sure if their budding friendship
was something more. So, to test the waters, the two had a little make-out
session, and got the urge out of their systems. After the little romp, the
two laughed it off and decided their chemistry was strictly platonic. The
two have been good buddies every since. Not Jennifer Aniston. Salma
Hayek/Penelope Cruz
22.
GOSSIPLIST
09/09
This one was too good not to post. Which 'Sexiest Man Alive' Met His End
in a Chelsea Sex Dungeon? Which Sexiest Man Alive got double-teamed by porn
star escort Nick Capra and a pregnant Hungarian mistress? In Capra's latest
blog entry, he offers a few clues, allowing The Sword to make a very educated
guess: Back in 2004, a dominatrix at a Chelsea sex dungeon called Pandora's
Box enlisted the porn star escort's help in humiliating her mostly-straight
client. When he arrived, the Restalyn-deducting stud was ushered into a gothic
torture chamber by a stunning blonde Hungarian named "Mistress Barbarella."
Barbarella explained to him that she was 4 1/2 months pregnant, and before
Nick could protest, she introduced "Master Nick" to his client, who was kneeling
down on the floor naked. Capra recognized him immediately: He had a muscular
build and looked quite young. I'm sorry, but when I picture the clients that
go to these kind of places, I envision someone that looks more like Woody
Allen, or something. So, that was kind of nice. Mistress Barbarella introduces
me to him as "Master Nick." I like that! The dude peers up at me from the
mat. Fuck me! It's him. Fucking him! I more than recognize the dude. I had
seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years. (He was
also in People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive Issue 2003. Not the cover model,
though). Jude Law
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/09
This C list television actress who has been in very few movies is set to
be a lead in a sure fire television hit set to air very, very soon. She was
overheard at a party answering the following question. So, is this married
C list actress (A list name recognition) with the celebrity husband going
to be killed off anytime soon. The reply. "I sure hope so and I know the
rest of the cast hopes so as well."
#1
- C list actress: Jessica Lucas
#2 - Married C list actress: Ashlee Simpson Wentz
#3 - Celebrity husband: Pete Wentz
#4 - Television show: Melrose Place
24.
BUZZFOTO
09/09
Which B list starlet is always losing her temper and abusing her boyfriend?
She slaps him a lot, pushes him, and throws things. He puts up with it, maybe
because shes gorgeous and famous, but we feel bad for him just the
same. Abuse isnt okay, period. Not Megan Fox.
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/09
This C list television actress has been in this space before. She is the
one who is having an affair with the married A+ movie star. Well, he broke
up with her this past week. No, he isn't going back to his wife, but our
actor has moved on to another C+/B- list television and movie actress with
B list name recognition from the same show.
C list television actress:
A+ movie star:
C+/B-C list television actress:
26.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/09
This over-30 TV actress spent the weekend in a popular beach town. While
it is unknown if she spent much time in the water, she did spend plenty of
time walking up and down the sandy shores in her bikini. She wasnt
really walking at a speed that would be considered exercise. She would just
stroll approximately 100 feet, stop, stretch in yoga-type pose, and then
continue walking. When she hit a certain point on the shoreline, she would
turn around and repeat. Very odd. It was as if she desperately wanted to
make sure that every person on that specific stretch of beach to know she
was there. Perhaps she was trying to get the attention of one certain guy
on the beach. Yes, her ex was there
with someone else. And he never
even looked at her. Or perhaps she wanted someone in the business to notice
her and offer her a job? Nicolette Sheridan
27.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/10 **#1**
A few years ago, it seemed that this acclaimed actress was in every other
film being made. Then she seemed to just fade into obscurity. Well, shes
readying herself for a big comeback. First, though, a little freshening up
at the plastic surgeons office. Her body is still in good shape, but she
just had some work done on her face and neck. Her friendly warning to the
surgeon before the procedure: "Just dont pull a Melanie or Meg or Nicole
on me. I want to look human after this." Sandra Bullock
28.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/10 **#2**
Weve watched this acting couple raise a family over the years. What
we didnt know was that while he and his missus were in an earlier stage
of their relationship, he had a brief fling that produced a child. The
childs name is similar to the fathers, but the last name is the
mothers, so its not obvious that they are related. The fling
has been receiving money from the father for several years without any kind
of legal agreement, and the amounts keep going up. Every time he balks at
paying, the fling threatens to tell his wife. Play with fire and youre
going to get burned. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/10
Apparently this married, former B list movie actress from some very big movies
and still a very strong C is going to come out in the next few weeks. Her
new girlfriend is insisting on it.
30.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/10
1. This Diva still loves her Ex-husband, but to save her career, she has
to stay away from him. Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
2. Why is this happening to my son? This Mother of a young Celebrity is regretting her decision to let him grow up too fast. Hes young, selfish and immature, and his actions have ruined his career. The Mother let him get involved with older women who have been nothing but trouble. Bow Wow
31.
BUZZFOTO
09/10
This star is very conservative in their political views. Theyve even
(allegedly) donated some of their own funds to help right-wing candidates.
In order to spite Obama and his so-called socialist
agenda this star bragged to friends of our source that they plan on
using as many plastic grocery bags as they can, leave their
car idling every chance they get and take some extra long
and hot showers. Were not sure how this politically thwarts the
democrats, but it does prove a point that our celebrity is a moron. Not Heidi
and Spencer Pratt.
Jon
Voight
32.
JANET
CHARLTON 09/11
This A List Hollywood star had had public battles with drug abuse. He seems
to have put it all behind him and settled into a successful career and happy
home life. What his wife doesnt know is that he has started quietly
smoking pot with his teenage son and his sons buddies. (The scene reminds
of Ryan ONeals early indiscretions with his kids.) The actor
doesnt see any harm in it, but friends who know are worried.
Robert Downey Jr.
33.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/11
Topher Hairy-Tuchus Gets Caught in Bed! We're just crazy for debauchery here
at Blind Vice central! On top of our fab 'n' fierce Blind Vice Superstars
gallery, we've got another Blind first today: a Vice candidate appearing
two weeks in a row! Now, last week's inaugural Blind Vice about Topher
Hairy-Tuchus brought all kinds of hilarious reactions, my personal fave being
a comment from hmmm (could you get a little more original with your moniker,
bitch?) who stated: "Sorry but this sounds made up..Ted printed an email
the other day that complained how boring the straight Blind Vices are and
he needs more gay ones, all of a sudden all of these gay Blind Vices happen
to be appearing." Are you for real, "hmmm"? A.T. is usually all about the
closeted gay dudes, and besides, not only do we never make this naughty stuff
up (ever) we've since heard back about Topher's earlier life, back when he
was married. Turns out he likes to take chances, just like he did with that
anonymous Internet dude he tried to have sex with through a sheet. So when
Hairy-Tuchus had a female spouse, he had the nerve to... Bring a guy back
to his house and get down to it on the bedroom he shared with his wife! Too
bad they don't put in anything about protecting the sanctity of the marriage
bed in those vows, huh? And, as soon as hot Hairy and his hunky minuteman
were about to complete the manly act, guess who walks in on him? Yep, the
missus. To say she was pissed is to say I'm hot for Robsten. But it also
explains a few things: If anybody's caught on recently why Hairy's fake
relationships with various starlets these days is so upsetting his ex, this
is most likely one of chief reasons why. He can prance out ersatz honeys
for camera, but not her? Yep, apparently it's an utter impossibility for
Topher to be under-the-radar cool like Crotch Uh-Lastic or even the recently
whipped Toothy Tile. He can't keep the fact that he likes dude somewhat discreet
(as long as he's choosing to stay in the closet), he just has toas
usualtake chances and parade all kinds of risk-taking measures for
many to see. Gambling guy, this one is, for sure. Oh, and another thing:
THT's dangerous man-activities are not only well known in many professional
circles, these antics are now ripping through the hallways of Hairy-Tuchus'
agency with a force he'd be smart to try and cool down. But how boring would
that be? And It Ain't: Will Smith, Tom Cruise, George Clooney.
34.
AUSEILLO
FILES 09/11
Cupid might wanna trade in his standard bow and arrow for something that
packs a little more punch if he sees todays blind item. For that matter,
you might feel inclined to take a shot at a few network suits, too. See,
theyre the only obstacle that a certain popular TV couple cant
seem to overcome. For seasons now, one stumbling block has been placed in
front of another to keep the dynamic duo apart. But, finally, at the end
of last season, viewers were supposed to get the big get-together for which
theyd been waiting. The love storys happy ending or real
beginning, as it were was all planned out. Unfortunately, the execs
got cold feet. Terrified that, without the constant
"Will-they-or-wont-they?" tension between the two, viewers would instead
wonder "Why are we watching this?" Moonlighting, anyone? the
net asked producers to delay the hook-up, and our gratification. So a new
wall was blueprinted and built between the would-be sweethearts. Mind you,
the couple will eventually get together the season after this one,
if the powers that be are to be believed. Itll just take a little longer
than it was supposed to. So
whos the duo with the fragile
dynamic? Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz on Bones;
Dr. Gregory House and Dr. Lisa Cuddy on "House"
35.
SOAP
SUDS REPORT 09/11
Which west-coast on-screen couple were embroiled in a steamy, not-so-secret
affair that cost the actress her marriage, and caused the actors girlfriend
to enter rehab? Ashley Jones & Jack Wagner (Bold & the
Beautiful)/Heather Locklear
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11
#1 - I have no idea what procedure coke mom had done to her nose, but it
looks atrocious.
Tori
Spelling;
Debra
Messing
UPDATE
09/21/09: Within the past week, coke mom has made an appearance on the
site as a post or a picture or both.
#2 - This foreign born C list actress more famous for her modeling career than her acting was spotted making out with a random party goer in a corner of a room a couple of days ago. Oh, she is married. Elizabeth Hurley
#3 & 4 - This NBA all star was seen going into his hotel room with two women while his B list television actress significant other was nowhere to be seen. Tony Parker/ Eva Longoria
37.
STAR
MAGAZINE 09/11
Which party-girl turned entrepreneur never leaves home without her stash?
She checked a few tote bags with a bell hop, who later found they were filled
with cocaine. Paris Hilton
38.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 09/14
1. WHICH has- been action hero has knocked up his comely assistant? When
his longtime girlfriend learned of the impending birth, she angrily split.
Steven Segal
2. WHICH world-famous actor has fallen out with his equally A-list director? They have weeks to go on their upcoming block buster, but the actor thinks the director is arrogant and dismissive of his ideas, while the director considers his leading man to be a spoiled, overrated punk. Shia LaBeouf/Oliver Stone; Leonardo DiCaprio/Chris Nolan
39.
BILLY
MASTERS 09/14
Could it be that a certain sudsy siren of the Sapphic persuasion is with
child? Well, yes and no. You see, there's not a chance she'd allow a man
down there. And carrying a child yourself is such a 90s lipstick lesbian
concept. Instead, she went the Deidre Hall route and hired a surrogate (in
fact, that's a damn good comparison). While the surrogate is carrying our
daytime diva's egg, she's been mum about the sperm donor. We hear it's her
best friend - that equally cagey same-sex lovin' guy who's her confidant,
on screen and off. Keeping it all in the family. Michelle
Staffod/Christian Leblanc "Young & The Restless"
40.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/14
Although this actress has always been in good shape, her face was always
a little too round for her liking. You may notice that her face looks a little
different now, but its not because she lost any weight. She had some
fat sucked out of the hollows of her cheeks, and something else perhaps
restylane injected into the high part of the cheek. Compared to the
plastic work done on other actresses, this is definitely more on the subtle
side. Her face now looks a little longer and leaner, but not in a bad way.
41.
BUZZFOTO
09/14
Last week, this diva got some press again, also due to her newest movie coming
out. She did some interviews and played nice, but shes making more
and more enemies in Hollywood every day. Not only is she famous for pissing
off cast and crew, shes recently offended a very famous A Lister and
the word is getting out around town that no one should work with her. Perhaps
she shouldnt be criticizing the A Listers work to everyone and
anyone who will listen, including close family friends of the famous star.
Not Reese Witherspoon.
Megan
Fox
42.
HOLY
MOLY 09/14 **#1**
Which
Torchwood
actor has been up to no good? This guy (who is very attached) had a private
party in his hotel room on Saturday night with another actor mate and a couple
of girls - at least one of which received the torched wood? Gareth
David-Lloyd and Tom Felton
43.
HOLY
MOLY 09/14 **#2**
Which Corrie star is nicknamed 'the skidmark kid' because of the state of
the bedsheets which are hung to dry in the garden?
44.
HOLY
MOLY 09/14 **#3**
Which so-called Hollywood heartthrob actor likes to do a poo on top of ladies
during a bit of how's your farver? Jared Leto
45.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/14
When I refer to someone as an A list reality star, it just means they are
on the top of the reality show food chain. So, over the weekend, this married
A list male reality star would not stop hitting on this younger A list female
reality star. He kept following her around like a puppy, and saying things
like, "we should really work together." Yes, he said that. When they were
first introduced she was very polite, but then he started getting close and
doing the touching thing. The rest of the night was the puppy dog thing and
trying to impress her. She wasn't. It didn't stop him from telling everyone
at the party though how she was into him.
Jon
Gosselin and Kim Kardashian
46.
BUZZFOTO
09/15
Which A-lister couples relationship is on the rocks. Seems he is cheating
with his much younger co-star and the wife is now trying to accompany the
two on set as much as possible. She heard the rumors way before we did and
is now hanging around to nip this thing in the bud. Not Kate and Tom
Cruise.
Ben
Affleck/Jennifer Garner/Blake Lively
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15
Fashion Week: What momentarily A list singer was a couple of hours late to
the stage at a fashion show party because she was having sex in her dressing
room?
Lady
GaGa (Interesting to see that I thought she would be a momentarily A list
singer)
48.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/15
We frequently see this heartthrob going to the gym, playing sports with his
friends, and otherwise leading a healthy lifestyle. If he is so concerned
about his health, why isnt he taking more precautions when he engages
in certain intimate activities? Were talking about bareback here, folks,
and there are no horses involved. Considering his track record, you would
think that his current girlfriend would insist on him wearing a raincoat
24/7. Matthew McConaughey; Mario Lopez
49.
BUZZFOTO
09/16
This cougar is bragging to everyone about her much younger beau. What everyone
doesnt know, is that the handsome younger man has been hired by this
washed up old star to hang on her arm whenever she goes out. Our source thinks
theres a good chance he doesnt even swing the way of our
celeb
. Not Demi Moore.
Janice
Dickinson
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/16
Fashion Week: This fairly young C list television actress who used to be
B and also has had her shot at movies as a lead walked into a show this week.
She had arranged for a front row seat, but when she walked in and saw all
kinds of Real Housewives mess she decided that she was waaay too good for
them. She decided to share this information with the rest of the tent and
said it very loudly and very clearly so the whole place could hear. She then
turned around and walked out. Of course at the rate of one project a year
for our actress she probably should have stayed and asked if she could guest
star on their show.
Amanda
Bynes
51.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/16
Theres a pharmacy in Los Angeles that is frequented by lots of actors
who live in the area. Like many pharmacies, they have a tape line on the
floor set about six feet away from the pharmacy counter so that the customer
is ensured some privacy. The person behind the counter on this occasion,
however, was apparently not well-trained on the concept of privacy. "Do you
need a consultation with the pharmacist for the Denavir?" they asked rather
loudly. "No," responded the actor, who signed something, grabbed the bag,
and quickly walked away. Hopefully the piles of money hes making on
this successful drama will dull the pain of having the gift that keeps on
giving. We also wonder if his co-workers have a clue.
52.
STAR
MAGAZINE 09/16
Which celebrity mom is a secret smoker? She puffs away in private and then
hides the smell by applying lots of Purell and perfume. Plus, she chews gum
after lighting up to mask her breath.
Katie
Holmes
53.
BUZZFOTO
09/17
Which Celebrity was supposed to help their child with a science fair project
due this week, but instead spent Monday and Tuesday night on a cocaine bender.
Were told the nanny helped while mom is taking some mommy
time. Not Victoria Beckham. Kate Moss
54.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/17
He is the most powerful Man in Hollywood dont be surprised if someone
tries to discredit him with a tell-all book. Will Smith
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/17
Fashion Week: So, a reality star, a designer and an actress walk into a bar.
No, not into a bar actually, but it sounds much better that way. They actually
just walked backstage at a show. The female reality star who has a huge history
of drug problems did some coke and passed it around. The designer who was
just about to show their collection, did four lines back to back to back
to back, and then passed it along to our C list television actress with B
list name recognition on a VERY hit show. Our actress spilled a little on
her dress and when trying to brush it off, rubbed it in so took off her dress
and stood there naked while she did some lines on a make up table. She then
put back on the dress and joined the reality star back out front.
#1 - Reality star:
#2 - Designer:
#3 - Actress:
56.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 09/18
With their partners away, celebs have been using Fashion Week as an opportunity
to play!
1. Which two pop stars made sweet music on Sunday night after the gal gave
the guy a private lap dance? Hope his longtime girlfriend doesn't find out.
Rihanna
and Justin Timberlake
2. Which supermodel mended her recently broken heart over the weekend
with the very-engaged bassist of a hot rock band?
supermodel:
Miranda Kerr
bassist: Jared Followill "Kings of Leon"
fiancee: Alisa Torres
57.
POPBITCH
09/18
1. Which new pop star is already knocking back enough ketamine to sink a
battleship? Lady Gaga
2. After a fantastic ad campaign, which supermodel was rumoured to have worked through her fortune so fast that she was discreetly letting it be known in the circles of Europe's super-rich that she could be "accompanied" for $100,000 a night? Amber Valleta; Amber Smith; Linda Evangelista
58.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/18
This up and coming actress chills out in her trailer in between takes. She
listens to some music, chats on her phone, and pops bag after bag of microwave
popcorn. She doesnt actually eat the popcorn. Rather, she uses it to
cover up the scent of another relaxing activity that involves herbal inhalation.
If youd like to join her, its easy to discuss it in public, i.e.
"Hey, do you have any microwave popcorn in your trailer?" Yes, sweetie, everyone
on the set knows. Kirsten Stewart
59.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/18
One Payback Blind Vice: There's a pretty successful media dude who's become
awfully adept at peddling the gossipy side o' life via his electronic media
kingdom. His name is Whore-Hey Hoeman. Considering Mr. Hoeman's arguably
impressive background, many folks have been surprised by the guy's career
path. But does Whore-Hey care in the least? Nope, not at all. Especially
with all the bucks he's currently making, not to mention the great ass he's
getting on the side! So what's the prob? Well, someone who's not exactly
a fan of Hoeman caught him at a private resort... ...being all sorts of cozy
with the secret luscious boyfriend, out in public. The fellow resortgoer
was not impressed, as she has many, many friends who are, at times, razzed,
ridiculed, fried and cut up to pieces by Whore-Hey's increasingly cutting
media mouth. And she knew perfectly well that the nearly naked beef beside
Whore-Hey's side was one he planned on keeping (firmly) on the down-low,
with a sweaty grip. So she made her approach. She scooted over. She feigned
mutual-friend hellos, that sort of silly social thing. Whore-Hey was cool,
but polite. Then she went for it: "How would you like it if I took your picture
right now with your boyfriend and sold it someplace and just put this out
for all the world to see?!" she seethed, half-jokingly, but really not. Hoeman
immediately clammed up, iced the woman and glared right past her. His point
was clear: He would most definitely not like it, and she was therefore promptly
dismissed. Our brave babe asked again, to no avail, before marching off,
equally chilly, but no pic taken. But get this: The ticked-off rich bitch
is plotting. She still considers it a good idea to get Hoeman photographed
(or written about) in any way he would consider unflattering, whenever she
gets another chance. She be on a mission, this vengeful broad. So beware,
Whore-Hey. And It Ain't: A.J. Hammer, Mario Lopez, Matt Drudge.
Nick Denton "Gawker"
60.
SOAP
SUDS REPORT 09/18
1. Which glamorous east-coast actress refused to dress down when the script
required it to for a major plot point and she refused to do it? And
the show relented. And no, its not Susan Lucci.
2. Which east-coast actress was reportedly high at a recent fan event?
3. Which east-coast Emmy winner had to cancel his fan event because he only sold a handful of tickets? The reason? Another actor having a fan gathering at the same time outsold tickets in droves. But then again the sell-out actor promised two superstars who didnt end up showing!
4. Which hot soap stud proudly showed off his "attributes" to fans in the know by wearing revealing pants to prove a recent Suds blind item was true? And clearly, Suds was not exaggerating. Mark Collier who? Grayson McCouch "As the World Turns"
5. Which gay soap star was foaming at the mouth over his co-stars attributes more than his lusty fans were?
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18
Fashion Week:
#1 & #2 - A conversation was overheard between this C list singer/actor
and this married A list singer at least by name recognition if not talent.
C lister - I can't get laid here to save my life.
A lister - What you need to do is go to London next week for their show.
I went a couple of years ago without the wife and this guy model gave me
the best blowjob ever.
C lister:
A
lister: Gavin Rossdale
#3 - This very good looking foreign born C+ list actor on a huge hit show didn't have anyone within two seats of him at a show he attended. Why? He smelled as if he had not showered in days and when he had showered had done it in week old booze. Ryan Kwanten "True Blood"
#4 - Currently, and I mean only currently this television actress is probably a B-. As soon as her show gets canceled, and it will, she will be thrown back into obscurity. Hopefully. She does have a fairly famous boyfriend so she might stick around to torture the world. Anyway, she was at a show and was overheard saying how she hated 95% of the crap that the designer showed but that she would still like to get the other 5% of the stuff for free and that is the only reason she was there. Unfortunately for the actress, the designer heard every word and made sure to tell our actress that her work was 100% crap. AnnaLyn McCord (Kellan Lutz)
62.
JANET
CHARLTON 09/20
Friends are worried because they think THIS star signed up for "Dancing with
the Stars" HOPING to be injured! Twinkle toes has long had a penchant for
drugs of all kind, and especially painkillers. Rigorous rehearsals often
cause amateur dancers to have injuries and back problems that can last for
who-knows how long. This dancer may be eagerly anticipating the powerful
pills and shots generally prescribed for recovery. Friends predict such an
injury will lead directly to another stint in rehab. Ashley
Hamilton
63.
BUZZFOTO
09/21
The two celebrity couples are fairly publicly known as friends. Theyve
been snapped going out together before and been known to double up or hang
out. Were told that the two couples are no longer such BFFs since
one of the B list males made a VERY inappropriate drunken pass at the other
female that is not his wife. Since the incident, which we can only describe
as awkward, with a lot of grabby/grabby action going on, the couples refuse
to see one another. Not Posh and Becks. Marc Anthony/Jennifer
Lopez
64.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/21
This popular actor was not with his wife at the Emmy Awards last night. They
had a big fight over wardrobe earlier in the evening. He thought it would
be really funny to wear something other than a tuxedo, but she didnt
want to look like a fool sitting next to him. He relented and dressed properly
for the event, but there was such tension between them that he wound up going
alone. The fights are definitely coming more frequently for this couple.
We can only imagine how many more there would be if she knew about his private
lunches with one of his co-stars. Rob Lowe; Chevy Chase; David
Boreanaz
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/21
At least two of the celebrities on the red carpet at yesterday's Emmy Awards
paid for their date. You would think that just being invited to the Awards
would be payment enough, but nope, it turns out that both of these companions
wanted more than just tickets. Contrary to what you might be thinking, there
was one male and one female who did the hiring yesterday. This C list actress
from one of those initial shows is actually quite attractive. Very attractive
and if she needs a date somewhere in the future she should give me a call
instead of having to pay for one of the crew from the show to go with her.
Oh, he wasn't technically a pro, but she paid him $1000 and bought him a
suit. I don't know if dinner or drinks were included. One person who was
most definitely a pro was the woman that this A list television actor brought
to the awards. You know I say he is A list, but he won't be for long. I would
tell you why he won't be A list for long but then it would give away his
identity. My favorite role of his was actually a fairly small role on a different
television series.
C
list actress: Eva LaRue
A list television
actor:
Tracy Morgan
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22
This very good looking C+ actor on a huge hit cable show broke his foot about
a week ago. He didn't want anyone to ask him how it happened so he removed
the cast while he was at The Emmy Awards. The reason he broke his ankle?
He was whacked out on meth and jumped off the roof of his house with a cape
on thinking he could fly.
Johnny
Lewis "Sons of Anarchy"
67.
BUZZFOTO
09/22
This actress has followed her husband from one thing to another. She tries
really hard to be supportive, but along the way, shes sort of lost
her identity. We hear she might be rediscovering herself with the help of
a bodyguard, who gets her and doesnt try to change her
or mold her into place. The relationship right now is said to be not
sexual yet, but the only solace the actress is finding from the confines
of her marriage are through this man whom shes told sources is like
her soulmate. Not Jennifer Garner. Katie Holmes
Cruise
68.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/22**#1**
Actress 1, an Emmy nominee/winner, is married to a man. Weve never
thought that the marriage was fake, or that Actress 1 was anything other
than straight. Thats why it was rather puzzling as to why she was in
the bathroom at the awards show with her arms around Actress 2. Actress
2 was not nominated for anything at the Emmys, is not married, and has dated
some high-profile men. But there was something odd about Actress 1s
behavior. It looked as if Actress 2 was upset about something, and Actress
1 was trying to comfort her. Actress 1 kept hugging Actress 2 and stroking
her hair and rubbing her back and pulling her closer. Then she would whisper
something in her ear, and kiss her on her cheek, her forehead
and her
lips. It was a little too close for comfort. Who kisses their friend on the
lips?
69.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/22 **#2**
Dont believe the stories you hear about how happy her family is that
she is marrying her boyfriend. Exactly the opposite. Yes, they are publicly
supportive of the relationship. Privately, though, they are desperately
scrambling to figure out a way to get through to her that she should wait.
Why is she so insistent on getting married so quickly? She is a very competitive
girl, and actually has three reasons for running to the altar: Attention.
Money. Baby. Khloe Kardashian
70.
PANACHE
REPORT 09/23
Back in the 90's, there was a notorious black female crew (The Posse) that
consisted of pretty girls. They hailed from Texas and their intention was
to get pregnant by multi-million dollar athletes (mainly NBA) for big child
support payments. They were well versed on the art of seduction. FAST FORWARD:
Now, you have another girl crew, but they are not focused on child support
payments, instead, they set up professional ballers to be robbed. Several
beautiful black women belong to this crew. They wear sexy clothing to get
the mark's attention, when he invites her to his house, she makes it a point
to look over his shoulder when he deactivates the alarm system to get the
code. The following day, when he takes her out to breakfast or shopping,
she sends a text message to her partners in crime containing the security
code. The baller returns home to find his home robbed. This crew is allegedly
headed by someone who stays in the shadows, unidentified. This person navigates
everything and keeps up with NBA, NFL and MLB schedules. The girls are also
dispatched to clubs were professional athletes hang out in cities across
the country.
They've robbed several men, below are two of their famous victims.
A NBA player who dated a black pop princess was a recent victim. Quentin
Richardson/Brandy; Andrew Bynum/Rihanna
Another athlete, not in the NBA, was robbed last weekend. Donte Whitner
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/23
This engagement is fairly new, but I definitely smell trouble. This Golden
Globe nominated/winner B list movie actress has been entertaining a fairly
steady stream of men at her fiance's home. Her fiance is a B list television
actor on a very hit show. He must know this is going on as our actress doesn't
hide what she has been doing and with whom but our actor doesn't seem to
care.
Emily
Blunt and John Krasinski
72.
BUZZFOTO
09/23
Remember how we told you about the two celebrity couples who were good buddies
until a little incident happened that split the friendship up?
Were now finding out theres a little more to the story. Apparently
the incident wasnt so one sided. The female involved and her male buddy
were once caught in a heavy make-out session by the spouse of another. This
was prior to the story that happened in the item mentioned
here!
Not Victoria Beckham and Becks.
73.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/24
1. This Female loves her Celebrity girlfriend despite the fact that her celebrity
girlfriend cheats on her all the time. This lady is not going anywhere. Every
year she gets a brand new car for her birthday.
Jeanette
Jenkin/Queen Latifah
2. This Actress is desperate to rejoin her former daytime show. She has been showing up at awards shows wearing bizarre outfits to get publicity, but her former bosses are not interested in having her back. Victoria Rowell
3. This Actress/Comedienne is on the verge of world wide fame, but her greedy demands could sink her career and Oscar dreams. Mo'Nique
74.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/24
What upper list celebrity parents have only seen their child/children for
a total of five days over the past two months. The parents feel like the
child/children get in the way too much and our parents have way too much
going on in their lives to be concerned with their child/children right
now. Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony
75.
STAR
MAGAZINE 09/24
Which actor refused to take pictures at the premiere of Cloudy With A Chance
Of Meatballs because he thought he was too sweaty? Hyperhidrosis or
hyperdiva? Alec Baldwin
76.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/24
This entertainer was a presenter at the Emmy Awards. Nice person, very talented,
slightly drunk. They didnt weave on stage or slur their words, but
they did down three alcoholic drinks just before going on stage. Their
co-presenter saw this go down and responded "Oh, s*" when told by a stage
hand that they should be prepared to handle all the dialogue solo.
Patricia Arquette/Jennifer Love Hewitt
77.
BUZZFOTO
09/24
These two stars fell in love in their early twenties, but they only dated
for a few months. Now both are settled in comfortable relationships. We know
the two split amicably but there were still questions of what if.
Now, because of a recent project, the two might get the chance to rekindle
that romance, but will they betray the their current partners for the price
of reunited love?? Not Angelina Jolie.
78.
PANACHE
REPORT 09/24
On fight night, a Las Vegas hot spot was charging a $100 cover fee and an
$500 charge to gain entry into the VIP section with celebrities.
1. A famous rap mogul was in the face of an rapper/actor the entire evening.
The rich mogul acted like an overzealous groupie as he followed the
rapper/actor's every move in the VIP section.
Who is the rap mogul? Who is the rapper/actor? P Diddy/ Tyrese;
Drake
2. Meanwhile, a married black comedian was in the corner surrounded by
blondes. He could be overheard telling them how fine and sexy they were and
he tried to get one of them to do a drug run for him. Rumors indicate that
he's also a functional alcoholic and despite being black and being married
to a black woman, he's not too black friendly.
Who's the black comic? D.L. Hughley
3. Sadly, the sister of a black actress was in VIP tricking for money.
Allegedly, she was even giving hand jobs under the table for a few hundred
dollars. She's hit rock bottom. She's in the industry and has had a few gigs
but her sister is the more popular of the two. Her sister is considered sexy
and often wears racy outfits.
When you guess her sister, you will know who she is, who's her sister?
Meagan Goode's sister La'Myia; Nia Long/Sommore
4. The daughter of an outrageous dead black icon passed through. She's
the alpha dog of her "butch crew." She entered VIP swigging from a bottle
of champagne and wiping her mouth with the back of her hand. Her tough girl
crew was openly checking out the attractive females in attendance and a few
tried to put their mack down.
When you guess her outrageous dad, you will know who she is? Who's the dad?
Rick James' daughter Ty James
5. The brother of a female rapper (who has fallen off) entered VIP. He
was surrounded by his stable of women. He's now a pimp and this was his coming
out night. The girls were dispatched with orders to solicit celebrities.
When you guess who his rapper sister is, you will know his identity, who
is his sister? Foxy Brown/Young Gavin
6. This guy rode the coattails of someone close (will not say if it's
a relative) but when he got word that a once feared man was denied entrance
to the club, he bounced, met up with the feared man outside, he desperately
looked around for the paparazzi to take photos-to aid his street cred but
they were nowhere in sight. Nevertheless, he left with the feared man and
they hung out the remainder of the evening.
Who is the once feared man? Who is the wannabe? Suge Knight/Ray
J (Brandy's brother)
7. Outside of VIP, a once popular rapper was making a ruckus on the dance
floor with a tore up-from the floor up woman. According to our source, this
woman had a body odor and wore the cheapest black dress you would see in
your life and her weave was pitiful. It looked like a kool-aid dye job purchased
from the flea market for a retail price of .25 cent. To make matters worse,
she wore no panties and kept flashing her front end and rear end. People
surrounded the couple on the dance floor when the rapper started fingering
her in the open.
Who is the rapper? DMX; Mack 10
79.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/24
A Truly Desperate Housewife: No, this isn't the soapy made-up stuff on ABC.
This is real-life desperation, babes, Hollywood-style! There's an aging celeb
couple in town who have been pretty damn lucky with their love life, for
many years. Sure, they've had their ups and downs (both professionally and
personally), but Perka Penis-Player and Schlamm Butt-Wiggle have still managed
to stick it out for the tabloid-headlined long haulmiraculously so.
Everybody said they wouldn't make it. But so far, they haveat least
for appearance's sake. Maybe that's because Perka's a broad who's willing
to do whatever it takes (in her rather sex-kitten-ish, stereotyped eyes)
to hold onto her still-doable guy, despite the fact that his very nice ass
has dropped as much as his box-office appeal these days. So what does "whatever
it takes" require Perka to engage in? Plastic surgery, perhaps? Oh gawd,
that was years ago. No, now it's time for crafty Ms. Penis-Player to move
on the next part of her bod that needs lifting. Can you guess what it is?
Ass or eyes, you ask? Wrong! Her hands! OMG, what will these Frankenstein
Beverly Hills plastic surgeons think of next! Is a knee lift next? Don't
tell me: It probably already exists. Nevertheless, it's Perka who's now gone
through the recent and incredibly weird process of having her hands lifted,
as if that's the part of her anatomy that's gonna get Schlamm's schlong in
gear. Maybe it willI don't know what the hell makes people hot for
each other, anymore. But dare I say it's all a waste of time? You see, as
of late, Schlamm's own digits are notorious for touching everything but that
Penis-Player he's been shackin' up with for eons. Why do couples go on like
this? Just call it a day and go screw who you like, already! And It Ain't:
Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin; Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks; Calista Flockhart
and Harrison Ford. Goldie Hawn/Kurt Russell
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/24
This B+ television and movie actor has had some issues at home over the past
year. A lot of it has had to do with his infidelity. Publicly everyone is
getting along great. Behind the scenes though, our married actor has been
having sex with the D list actress daughter of this A list actress. Oh, and
our actor is also married to a C list actress.
#1
- B+ actor: David Duchovny
#2 - D list actress having sex with B+ actor: Eva Amurri (on
"Californication")
#3 - A list mom: Susan Sarandon
#4 - C list actress wife: Tea Leoni
81.
AUSIELLO
FILES 09/24
Being an insanely plugged-in member of this biz called show has its
disadvantages. Case in point: I just found out that one of my favorite on-screen
duos doesnt get along in real life. Truth be told, they despise each
other, and its causing serious conflict on the set. According to a
well-placed insider on this unnamed smash hit, the male half of this twosome
claims his leading lady is unprofessional and extremely difficult to work
with. Even worse, he has accused her of behaving "inappropriately" at times.
Hes made it known to TPTB that he doesnt want to be in scenes
with her, least of all love scenes. But theres no getting around those
anytime soon. "They told him the love scenes are unavoidable," says my spy.
"Their characters are supposed to be having a torrid affair." Agents for
the pair are attempting to defuse the situation by promising to make sure
both actors maintain professional standards in future scenes. Care to guess
the identity of the quarreling lovers? Sandra Oh and Kevin McKidd
"Greys Anatomy"
82.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/24
You would think that an actress who has over 30 credits to her name would
have put away some serious coin over the years. However, this one doesnt
appear to be managing her money well. She went shopping recently, racking
up about a thousand dollars worth of purchases in a short amount of time.
She presented her credit card. Denied. She presented a second credit card.
Denied. The actress accused the salesperson of not knowing how to process
a credit card transaction. The salesperson held her tongue and simply smiled
and asked the actress if she wanted to pay cash. The actress snapped that
she wasnt stupid enough to carry that type of cash around with her.
She pulled out another credit card. Third time was a charm. What has she
done with all her money? We hope it didnt go up her nose.
Shannen Doherty
83.
SOAP
SUDS REPORT 09/24
1. Which former west-coast super-couple isnt together anymore on-screen
because the actress physically assaulted her co-star? It was so brutal that
the network legal department had to get involved. And to think the fans think
its the writers who broke up the popular pairing!
2. Which major film star and former soap star told Suds that she was "happy GL was cancelled," at this years Toronto Film Festival? "What. A. Disaster," she said, mimicking Chelsea Handler.
3. Which west-coast loser brags to anyone who will listen to how hot his new fiancée is, but in reality, we hear he's much more of a "meat & potatoes" kind of a guy. And word is, he's also hung! Ingo Rademacher
84.
BUZZFOTO
09/28
Which Celebrity who has been away from her husband for over a month due to
work schedules is finding herself a little late? And by late, we mean she
could be having a baby from the guy shes been having fun with
while she and her husband are apart
. Not Beth Ortosky.
85.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/28
This B- list television actor is one of the leads on a big hit network drama.
One of those police type shows. Our actor has not shown up on set for almost
two weeks. It isn't about contracts or anything like that. Nope. It is because
he is on the drug bender to end all benders and won't stop using. Producers
are getting worried because they need him on set and functioning soon or
they are going to have some huge story gaps that will need explaining.
Adam Rodriguez "CSI Miami"
86.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/28
This actress is making up some tall tales to convince people that she is
more cultured than she really is. She was overheard remarking to someone
at a post-Emmy party that although she works on TV there are no televisions
in her home. This is so their child/children will grow up more interested
in books and art and culture than in TV and video games. A member of her
staff let us know that they actually have a half dozen very nice flat-screen
televisions in their home, and that sometimes all of them are on at once
so the actress can see the same show as she moves from room to room.
87.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/28
Funny Dude's a Dud in Bed! Nothing refreshes us on a moody Monday morning
like a Bonus Blind Vice, and we're all in luck, babes! This one's full of
sex 'n' love and secondhand embarrassment for Stinky Carrot-Crotch, a boob-tube
dude used to rolling around in piles of money, but typically all by his lonesome.
Man's not exactly a lady-killer, though his bank account and undeniable talent
certainly get women to give him second, third and fourth glances, shockingly.
He's not exactly tragic-looking, eitherso we're kinda stunned to hear
SCC's got trouble with the female sort. Well, not alwaysStink got kissed
by lady luck (and then some) one special evening, but maybe he should've
been careful what he wished for... Stinky, who just loves to hear the sound
of his own voice, slunk into a karaoke joint for a night of dorky fun, but
ended up with a whole lot more in his hand than a microphone. Like two babes
looking for a good time and a famous guy to do it with. The punch-drunk gal-pals
recognized the dude from his work on the small screen and were more than
willing to hightail it back to his place for a night of supersloshed after-hours
antics. Was Carrot-Crotch into it? Totally! This was his first ménage
à trois ever, and he was sick of being a prude by default. Unfortunately
for him (and even sadder for the two girls) he didn't know what the hell
he was doing the whole time, since he barely knows how to handle one broad
in the bedroom, let alone two. The next morning, C.C. woke up with a sparkle
in his eyes for one of the honeys'course, she had endured enough of
the star's inexperience in bed the night before and ran out of there,
prioritizing her libido over a life of riches and jewels and other high-class
crap. Her other friend, however, totally had the hots for Carrot-Crotch,
but his mind was too focused on what he couldn't have: the other girl who
wanted nothing to do with him. Take heed to the moral of Stinky Carrot-Crotch:
This proves that money sure can't buy you everythingincluding how to
please a woman. 'Course, he could always pick up one of these at his local
sex shop; they do the trick just fine, we hear! Unlike Stinky. Poor rich,
funny baby. And It Ain't: Jon Hamm, Sam Trammell, Matt Stone. Seth
Green; Kevin Connelly
88.
SOAP
SUDS 09/28
1. Which former west-coast couple, who are currently paired on-screen,
cant stand the sight of each other? Seems the actors alcoholism
and homosexuality isnt being kept under wraps anymore! "Bold
and Beautiful" Ronn Moss (Ridge Forrester)/Katherine Kelly Lang (Brooke Logan
Forrester)
2. Which west-coast plastic surgery addict is furious over one of Suds Reports blind items and demanded that the show stop dealing with TV Guide Canada? Maybe she would be better served taking an acting class. Hey, its the cast that comes to me with this dirt, baby, so you should be mad at your co-workers because they think youre a whack job! I like crazy bitches. Hunter Tylo
3. Which executive producer has fallen off the coke wagon again?
4. Which west-coast actor has never answered his fan mail and then he wonders why he doesnt have a storyline or why fans hate him these days?
5. Which west-coast actress had to file a complaint against her co-star when he flipped out and almost assaulted her during a scene when she touched his precious cellphone?
89.
BUZZFOTO
09/29
This celebrity is struggling with some serious depression/anxiety. Because
of religious beliefs, were told the issue isnt being treated
seriously by family members. To make matters worse, the treatments
that the star has been offered to improve the situation, have only worsened
the problem. If these stories are true, we only hope the celeb can get the
help they need, including support from their loved ones. Not Jen Garner.
Katie Holmes; Kelly Preston
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29
This item is a little unusual. Much like the Andy Dick item from earlier
in the year, this is about someone who seems to be succeeding in rehab. As
much attention as I focus on people who need it or don't succeed in rehab,
I think it is good to focus on the people who are sorting their lives out.
D lister for sure, but was on Celebrity Rehab. Singer. Anyway, she was spotted
at the Torrid fashion show last week and was being offered wine by someone
who obviously didn't know better or just didn't care. In fact she was offered
wine more than once by several people including waiters. She turned them
down everytime and even walked away when she needed to gather herself. All
the while she kept drinking sugar-free Red Bull. Oh, and the guy she was
with (maybe her husband?) seemed like a tool. He kept leaving her to make
and take phone calls.
Nikki
McKibbin
91.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/29
There is one contestant on this seasons Dancing with the Stars who
just thinks they are so above it all. They have privately remarked several
times about the caliber of the other contestants, calling them "nobodies"
and in the case of one particular celeb "white trash". The
dance professional with whom they are paired this season absolutely cant
stand them, and quietly prays they get the boot sooner rather than later.
Donny Osmond'; Joanna Kripa
92.
PANACHE
REPORT 09/30
When this rapper was in high school, him and his crew had a rep for running
through the prettiest girls on campus-sexually. He's always gotten down like
this and things haven't changed. When he first blew up, he was so insatiable
that it wasn't unusual for him to have sex with 2-3 groupies per night. He's
known to dispatch his boys out to college campuses to recruit attractive
women for him and he's known for hitting it raw, he hates protection and
if the girl insists, he'll tell her, "I'm a star baby, this is your lucky
night!" The girl usually relents. The woman he's currently linked to tries
to come across as a family value type with high morals but in reality, it's
always been rumored she's been ran through by NBA and NFL players. So much
so, that one baller went out of his way to say: "I'm not dating her," despite
her sex appeal, people were wondering, why is he so upset? Since she's not
unattractive but it was because of her rep. She and the rapper have something
in common: He runs through women and she's been ran through by men, according
to rumors. Who is the rapper? Who is the woman he's currently linked to?
Lil Wayne and Lauren London; Wale and Solange; Nelly and Ashanti; Ludacris
and Gabrielle Union
93.
BUZZFOTO
09/30
We know plenty of Celebs call the paps or give them a heads up to where
theyre going to be. That happens all the time. Sometimes, they even
pretend like they are annoyed by it. What is a little more unusual is when
a celeb alerts the paparazzi that they are going to be somewhere, and instead
of showing up, have their unsuspecting rival caught in an unflattering situation,
say with no makeup or caught in a scandalous affair. Can you guess the caller
and the rival that has been snapped lately? It wont be too hard if
you keep up on your Celeb gossip. No one from The Hills. Paris
Hilton on Nicole Richie
94.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/30
While we are pleased that the newer styles of blue jeans include higher waists,
there is one female star who needs a little help in the fashion department.
She doesnt seem to be able to find a pair of pants that dont
embarrass her in one way or another. She still wears those low-slung jeans
that simultaneously highlight both whale tail and muffin top
and even
the occasional plumbers crack. We were pleased to see her recently
in the newer, higher waist jeans with the stove pipe legs, until we realized
that her legs were being squeezed so hard that her legs looked like tightly
packed sausage links. While she is still blaming her genes for her inability
to look good in jeans, maybe she should steer clear of skinny jeans and stick
to the boyfriend style. Especially if shes got a baby on board. And
definitely steer clear of those horrid Mom jeans, mmmkay?
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/30
I guess this actress is C list. She probably used to be B. Was once on a
very famous television show with an ensemble cast that has moved on to lots
of better things. Our actress has always had a squeaky clean image because
of that popular show. Right now she focuses on movies and gets leads in straight
to DVD features. When she is all made up she looks fabulous. When you catch
her in her trailer smoking meth though she looks like the strung out junkie
she is who has no problems f**king anyone who gives her money for drugs.
96.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/01
1. This R&B singing Legend is not happy with his life. Despite having
worldwide fame and a great singing career, his family and hanger-ons
are wearing him out. He has to constantly stay on the road to support over
50 family members and leeches. Smokey Robinson; Al Green
2. This Reality Show has been having a hard time finding honest celebrities. The premise of the show is finding celebrities who are not known for foot skills, but now celebrities are training in advance to be on the show so they can win money. "Dancing with the Stars"
97.
BUZZFOTO
10/01
A source tells us that this certain star is getting super thin because of
a increasingly bad eating disorder. Maybe the pressures of handling a career
and family are getting to her. Her family is concerned, but word is, her
handlers arent - theyre the ones that suggested she lose the
weight to get the work. Not Katie Holmes. Ashlee Simpson
Wentz
98.
POPBITCH
The spurned boyfriend of a former male member of S Club 8 has been causing
a bit of a hoo-hah on Facebook recently, divulging secrets about his ex-lover's
sleeping habits. Distraught, the boyfriend posted a list of people that he
claimed the former child popstar had been sticking it to - naming, in particular,
a former member of a similarly manufactured boy-girl band. Of course, the
whole thing could just be hearsay, but it does make you wonder.. Difficult
to decide which one it could be, isnt it?
s
club 8 dtmys
99.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/01 **#1**
This item will be short and sweet, just like this adorable TV actress. Although
shes petite, this girl apparently makes a big impression wherever she
goes. Theres a famous NBA player - known for being a bad boy
who cant stop talking about her since he met her. In his own words,
"Shes exactly the right height to give me a b* j*."
100.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/01**#2**
This top Hollywood film actor has never come out of the closet, but there
have been lots of rumors in the past that he is gay. While he has plenty
of offers from gay men and straight women he actually prefers
a third option: straight men who are also famous. He enjoys getting them
to "switch teams", even if only for a one-time tryst. His powers of persuasion
must be pretty strong, because hes talked more than one famous and
straight man into sampling the goods. He always makes it as dirty as possible
(including the sampling of each others body waste), because he feel
certain that there is no way that they will ever tell anyone.
George Clooney; Tom Cruise; John Travolta; Hugh Jackman; Kevin
Spacey
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/01
This former A list singer and now probably a B- or C+ went off on her
ex-boyfriend the other night. He is an A lister and she said that he only
ever could have sex with our singer if she stayed completely quiet the entire
time. Of course since they only had sex every few months she didn't have
to make that effort very often.
Alanis
Morissette & Ryan Reynolds
102.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/01
Which singer has rebounded after splitting from his wife by secretly bedding
his sexy twenty-something assistant? And no, its not the one hes
been photographed with. Billy Joel
103.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/02
Back in the day, she was the number one stripper in the world. Celebrities
flocked to her! She was even shouted out in a rap song. She hailed from Detroit
and was nicknamed the "Queen Of Clubs," from coast to coast. It was not unusual
for her to earn upwards to $10,000 per night in the midst of Dom Perignon
and Beluga caviar. Word quickly spread through the NBA and NFL about our
stripper, word also circulated that the club provided preferential treatment
to athletes: complimentary drinks, food, and dances, all in private VIP rooms.
Like the amenities in other gentlemen clubs: The athletes received special
treatment in the VIP rooms. Away from the stage, she was a style icon and
resembled a supermodel in appearance. She often rocked $5,000 Gucci bags
and expensive designer shoes. Two (late) rap icons were rumored to have been
close to her and she allegedly treated both men to illicit private shows
in VIP rooms, when she wasn't performing in rented mansions. Other celebrities
in Hollywood and New York had their private jet on standby to fly her in
at a moments notice. Famous clients included: A "former" superstar NFL running
back who came across as square, never flashy and down to earth. You don't
have to be a NFL fan to know who he is. Another customer was a "former" feared
boxer who is allegedly punch drunk. All that glitters isn't gold. Tragedy
struck the stripper after the murders of both rap icons. Several years after
their deaths, well into her retirement, she and an former female roommate
(who was also a stripper) allegedly contracted AIDS from a non-famous client
they had both shared, both women died from complications. None of her former
celebrity clients contracted the disease from her although one alleged "very
famous" customer would get infected by someone else.
Who are the rap icons? Tupac & Notorious B.I.G.
Who is the former superstar running back? Barry Sanders
Who is the former feared boxer? Mike Tyson
Who is the very famous customer who got infected by someone else? Magic
Johnson
104.
HOLY
MOLY 10/02
1. Which horrible new boyfriend of a desperate celebrity is pretty widely
accepted within certain circles as an avid cross-dresser?
Katie
Price (aka Jordan) and Alex Reid
2. Which British diva has had so much plastic surgery she finds it almost impossible to talk? At a recent 'do', a mole tried to have a conversation with her but left halfway through as it was like talking to Shane McGowan with 500 tic tacs in his gob. Katie Price
3. On a similar note, which tabloid showbiz columnist isn't allowed to write about her only real big scoop - the threesome she had with an ex-famous girl band member and her husband?
105.
SOAP
SUDS 10/02
1. Which major AMC star is worrying her castmates with her erratic, non-sensical
behaviour? "We think shes on drugs. Her skin is a dead giveaway.
Shes increasingly irrational and forgetful. That, or shes completely
nuts," the mole suggests. Bobbie Eakes; Chrishelle Stause
2. Which returning soap super-hunk has been nicknamed "12-pack" by some of his co-workers but even though he has killer abs, thats not what they are referring to. Mark Collier "As the World Turns"
3. Which soap superstar says that shes humiliated and ashamed of the garbage dialogue shes been given and actually apologizes to her castmates and crew before and after her scenes are filmed? And yes, its who you think it is. Susan Lucci
4. Which east-coast character actress will be returning to her show before the end of the year to help tell a major paternity storyline? Vanessa Marcil "General Hospital"; Rebecca Budig "All My Children"
106.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 10/04
1. WHICH reality show star refused to put a housekeeper on the books, worked
her like a slave and paid her spottily in cash with no regard to her Social
Security or her husband, who was being treated for cancer? Kate
Gosselin; LuAnn deLesseps
2. WHICH pouty actress was recently spotted acting like a complete lush? She "got drunk and then threw herself all over a club owner," according to our spies. Megan Fox; Lindsay Lohan
3. WHICH soon-to-be married heartthrob forced his wedding guests to sign confidentiality agreements before they got their wedding invitations? Kevin Jonas
107.
BUZZFOTO
10/05
Which star that recently lost weight has no tolerance for overweight people.
In fact, any time our star sees someone with a little extra weight, they
make terrible comments, roll their eyes and are hostile towards them. The
resentment has gotten so bad, they wont interact or attend events where
they know people who are overweight will be there. We think they still have
a little self-loathing from the time when the tables were turned. Not Nick
Nolte. Seth Rogan; Gary Busey
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/05
This foreign born C list movie actress was rumored to be in a relationship
with this B+/A- list movie actor. The rumors were true but the relationship
is having its problems. Not because they don't like each other because they
are crazy about each other. It is just that our actor has had some problems
in the past with substance abuse and is trying to stay clean and the actress
is in a full on do drugs whenever you can time in her life and is causing
some real issues between the two. In fact, over the last few weeks our actress
has been doing more than usual and looks like death warmed over according
to someone who saw her at a press event.
Carey
Mulligan/Shia LaBeouf
109.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/05
Once upon a time, there was a little girl. She was adorable and charmed everyone
with her crooked smile. Little girl ran into some big trouble early on, but
seems to have straightened herself out and focused on the work. However,
she is now stepping on some big boy toes with her latest pursuit. That is
because she dared to venture into this male-dominated field without being
properly deferential to the big boys club. While one of the big boys appears
to be on her side, another tried to quietly sabotage her first new project.
He tried to undermine her insurance by claiming that our little girl isnt
as recovered as we think.
little girl: Drew Barrymore
boy on her side: Steven Spielberg
sabotage boy: Michael Bay
110.
BUZZFOTO
10/06
This comes from a story several years ago. It has to do with a Tom Hanks
movie that didnt receive the rave reviews that were expected. The original
script featured a strong female character. Someone famous, involved in the
production of the movie demanded that the bitch be taken out
of the script because he didnt want any strong females in this film.
The women in it had to be beautiful, secondary and not very smart. So, the
script was changed and in our opinion, the movie isnt that great, even
though it has the fabulous Mr. Hanks in it. The person throwing the female
fit was not Tom Hanks. Hes a stand up guy by all recollections. Guess
the movie and the misogynist? "Turner and Hooch"/Jeffrey
Katzenberg
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/06
This married B+/A- list movie actress has a dog. The dog's name is the same
as the name of our actress. The reason for this? According to the actress
there are two reasons and I kid you not. This is what she said. "You can
never have enough of a good thing and when I look at her it is like looking
at a mirror." Oh, and to top off this absurdity her dog is a boy.
112.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/06
David Letterman isnt the only guy on TV sweating the revelation of
personal relationships with his subordinates. There is a star of a television
series who has built a similar house of cards. He is married, but has been
intimate with at least three members of his cast and crew. One was a co-star,
one was a behind-the-scenes crew member, and one was a guest star whose
appearance was contingent on a satisfactory private audition with him. There
may be more. Somebodys going to get hurt on this one. David
Duchovny
113.
BUZZFOTO
10/07
Weve been reluctant to put this one up, because its not really
salacious, just plain gross to read. Gossip is a little slow, so were
going to do it. Apologies in advance. If youre eating or have a weak
stomach, stop reading now! This one comes from the pilot of a private jet.
This big time West Coast NBA star was flying on a private jet to an event
and used the bathroom. They flew to their destination and the player left
and all was well. Until the pilot checked the bathroom! It was in such a
disgusting mess. Unknown substances in the sink and on the mirror, but worst
of all, the toilet wouldnt flush. It wouldnt flush because the
present the star left was so huge, that the pilot had to cut it into thirds
to get it to go down. Not Kobe.
114.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/07
In some circles he's legendary, in other circles, he's a well known rocker.
What few people know, he's been stepping out on his wife with a black exotic
dancer for 13 years. He even took the dancer and her black friends on a shopping
spree in Las Vegas. He's so turned out, when he's at the strip joints, he
heckles, where are the black girls? Allegedly, his wife found out about the
affair and pulled a gun on him but he sweet talked her out of any violence.
He's hoping she won't file for divorce because it's cheaper to keep her and
he doesn't want to lose his multi million dollar estate. Who is he?
Jon Bon Jovi; Bruce Springsteen
115.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/07
A youngish film actress we all know did a bit of furniture shopping over
the weekend. She was in several high end stores accompanied by a designer
focused specifically on purchasing a pair of modern sofas in the $10,000
and up range. She found a style she liked, chose a leather fabric from among
the swatches, and was told that it would be ready in several months. The
star said that the time frame was ridiculous, and wanted the custom pieces
in her home within a week. The sales person and her designer
very patiently and professionally explained the process of ordering, producing
and shipping custom furniture, but the star persisted in her demands. At
one point, she even asked them to give her the sofas for free. Her logic?
"Everyone else gives me things for free", and because "a lot of famous asses
will be sitting on them." She is one of them.
116.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/07
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress has always said she would never
get plastic surgery and that women should never get it. Apparently times
change and when her Spanish female lover wanted fake breasts, our actress
paid for the procedure.
Jodie
Foster
117.
POPBITCH
10/08
1. Warner Brothers studio threatened which young actor after he lost lots
of weight and was therefore totally unsuitable for his role in a film series?
A compromise was reached when they got him some prosthetics.
Harry
Melling "Harry Potter"
2. Which partygoer was so out of it at Simon Cowell's party that she didn't know she was wandering round with gak smeared over her face?
118.
BUZZFOTO
10/08
Which D List Celeb/Former Child Star recently tried to overdose on prescription
pills in an effort to get some press and attention, but for whatever reason,
either bad technique, fear or inexperience, ended up only getting really
sick for a weekend? Not Corey Feldman.
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/08
This A list movie actor recently quit a very high profile movie he was to
begin shooting. There was no real reason why he suddenly decided to take
a pass. Well, the reason is a pass. It turns out that the A list actor hit
on the wife of his fellow A list co-star who threatened to walk out if the
offender wasn't fired. Our A list lecher was allowed to quit rather than
being fired.
Sean
Penn/Josh Brolin/Diane Lane "Cartel"
120.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/08
This retired Sports Player is ready to take the next step in his career.
He loves acting, but if it doesnt work out, he wont have to worry
about paying his bills. His fiancé is a rich divorcée.
Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy
121.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/08
This television actress who is environmentally conscious usually
brings her own reusable shopping totes to the supermarket. One day she forgot.
When the time came to check out, she asked for paper bags. The clerk packed
the groceries into paper bags, but when the actress went to pick them up,
she expressed annoyance that the bags had no handles. "Where are the handles?
Dont your bags usually have handles? How am I supposed to carry bags
without handles?" She became even more annoyed when the grocery clerk then
slipped a plastic bag over the bottom of the paper bag in order to give the
bags handles. "No, no, NO!" the actress exclaimed, and started lecturing
the clerk on environmental waste. A manager came over to mediate, and after
a bit of arguing back and forth, wound up gifting the actress with several
reusable tote bags. The clerk then pulled all the groceries out of the paper
and plastic bags and re-packed them into the tote bags, all while being lectured
by the actress. The actress then grabbed the bags from the clerk rather rudely,
and tossed off a very sarcastic "Thank you SOOO much for doing your part
to help the environment!" before heading out the door. It must be exhausting
for this girl to engage in controversy wherever she goes.
122.
HOLY
MOLY 10/09
1. Which Supermodel, in Paris with her boyfriend for Fashion Week, got so
'tired and emotional' in the Hemmingway bar of the Paris Ritz on Tuesday
night that she passed out on a banquette in front of all the guests and had
to be carried out? Kate Moss
2. Which Brit actor was loitering in the unisex lavs of a club when he saw a girl who struck his fancy and made his move? What was that move? Well, after charming her into a cubicle, he requested that she piss on his hand - through her knickers, mind. Russell Brand
123.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/09
This woman is a celebrity by association only! Few people know she pursued
a popular athlete in high school due to his potential (future) earning potential.
Their relationship (allegedly) resulted in the birth of a child. Despite
being a high school sports standout, he never got to the big leagues, they
broke up and she became bitter. According to rumors, a relative stepped in
and helped with the child. Over time, the relative allegedly took this on
as a full-time responsibility while our single mother became a fixture in
popular nightclubs trying to attract the likes of rich ballers. When the
mother relocated to another city, she left the child with the relative. According
to sources, she and the child never bonded and to this day, there's alleged
tension and distance. The child is now 21 and the mother still hasn't publicly
claimed her. Hint: The mother may have other kids she claims in the spotlight.
Who is she? Sheree from the Real Housewives of Atlanta; Kim
Porter
124.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/09
Let's get something straight right now: Yes, I often write Blind Vices that
are fairly obvious; this one isn't. That's a pretty big clue. And so, too,
is Slink-a-Rella Jiggle's rear end. See, it's the main thing that got her
beautifully bodied man, Dumbo Pecs, to ask her to marry him (her boobs sure
didn't hurt, either). Well, that and the fact that Slink-a-Rella wasn't exactly
actually Dumbo's first choice to be his wife. So Pec thought, Well, I do
like Slinky's big ol' bottom, so why the hell not give this a try, huh? Aren't
men funny? They make life decisions based on the most interesting things,
like the notion that Dumbo also felt marriage to Slinky would...help his
career, which is the most stupidass thing I've ever heard. What Dumbo wasn't
really paying attention to (since he's not really great about heeding the
advice of those he pays to give it to him) was the unavoidable fact that
his career was doing, uh, doing quite nicely before he ever met Ms. Jiggle.
And if anything, Dumbo's marriage to Slink-a-Rella has stalled his pro job,
if only a bit. Will Dumbo's day gig continue to sorta meander along, you
think, until this kind of weirdo marriage of his suddenly busts up, as most
of his friends think it will? And pretty messily, at that. Hard to say. And
besides, a good pair of butt cheeks is hard to find in this town of starved
women, so can't say I blame Mr. Pecs all that much. And It Ain't: Beyoncé
& Jay-Z, Kendra Wilkinson & Hank Baskett, Mariah Carey & Nick
Cannon Fergie and Josh Duhamel
125.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/09
Which starlet is Hollywoods worst tipper? After a restaurant comped
her $2600 meal, she left an 8% gratuity. What kind of warped reality is she
living in?
126.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/09
Since this weekend is Canadian Thanksgiving, I felt it was only right that
all the answers today be people who were born in Canada. It is an odd assortment
of blinds, but it is the least I can do for everyone up north on this holiday
weekend. Remember that if you have leftovers, I am perfectly willing to accept
them.
#1 & #2 - Bad Drug Behavior - This C+/B- movie actor (Canadian) has been in his share of big movies and is currently filming what is expected to be huge by the studios but I'm not sure the public will agree. Anyway, our actor has already caused drama on the set by doing coke almost constantly and having production assistants deliver strippers to his trailer. Oh, our actor is being joined in all of this with the parent of his C list movie actress co-star. (Not Canadian)
# 3 - Kindness - This C list movie and television actress has a movie world record all to herself. She is also married to an Oscar nominee/winner writer. Anyway, our actress, who has children was at her children's doctor when she started talking to a woman who had three kids of her own, one of which had bone cancer. The woman didn't have insurance and was having a tough time paying the doctor bills. Long story short. Our actress hosted a fundraiser with her husband and raised $100,000 to pay for all the medical bills for the child and to give the family a much needed vacation. thanks to beth: Rachel Roberts (married to Andrew Niccol, nominated for The Truman Show) According to IMDB, her role in S1m0ne (2002) was the most screen time ever given to an uncredited role.
#4 - Probably the most well known of the Canadians in the blinds today. This is an actress who is B list because of a very hit show she was on. She is currently filming another show where she and her much older co-star are having a fling. No big deal in Hollywood although it will probably wreck the long term marriage of her co-star. Pam Anderson (Baywatch) and Chazz Palminteri/Hollywood & Wine
126.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/09
Since this young star has had a little problem in the past when driving his
own car, we were glad to hear that he had hired a driver to chauffeur him
and his friends during a recent night of partying. Unfortunately, shouldering
someone else with the task of driving allowed our star to get even more wasted
than usual. So wasted, in fact, that he passed out in the back seat and the
driver had to carry him into his house at the end of the night. Good thing
that the chauffeur was a big guy and our star probably doesnt weigh
more than 150 pounds dripping wet. By the way, Star, you still owe Jeeves
a tip. Haley Joel Osment
127.
JANET
CHARLTON 10/10
This openly gay actor has been in a committed relationship for YEARS, but
hes been having a secret affair for several months with a toy boy half
his age. Its his personal trainer. To complicate matters, this actor
and his partner decided to adopt a baby, and now the partner is pushing to
hurry things up. The trainer is freaking out because he hoped the actor would
leave the partner for HIM! What will our gay actor DO? Neil Patrick
Harris
128.
RUSH
& MOLLOY/NY DAILY NEWS 10/11
What Oscar-winning actress and her Oscar-winning husband are said to be close
to splitting? She's telling friends, "We've grown apart." Frances
McDormand & Joel Coen; Kate Winslet & Sam Mendes; Catherine Zeta-Jones
& Michael Douglas
129.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 10/12
Which closeted George W. Bush appointee and political strategist was at an
all-gay birthday party at Union Square the other night? Condoleeza
Rice; Ken Mehlman
130.
BUZZFOTO
10/12
This Actor who seems fairly open minded and educated, was heard using prejudiced
language and homophobic slurs when drunk at bar with some friends. We wonder
what his gay co-stars would think of that? Not any television actors.
131.
ENTERAINMENT
LAWYER 10/12
This dark haired C+/B- movie and television actress who was on a fairly hit
network show and has had some very famous ex-boyfriends was at the airport
last week when she fainted. She said it was because she has been working
so hard. The reality is that she heard one of the producers on her new movie
call her fat and so this size zero actress has been eating once every three
or four days to try and lose more weight.
Rose
McGowan
132.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/12
While Padma Lakshmi was busy licking herself, the contestants on Top Chef
Las Vegas were asked: "Whats the most annoying thing a customers
ever asked for/ordered?" Kevin Gillespie, Executive Chef and Partner at Woodfire
Grill in Atlanta, replied: "We had a famous musician demand that we not make
contact, address her directly, or engage her in any way. We told her that
once she could go out to dinner like normal people, should could eat at our
restaurant." Who is the famous musician Kevin was talking about?
Madonna; Beyonce; Mariah Carey; Barbara Streisand; Whitney
Houston
133.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/13
This actor always seemed like such a healthy guy. Weve seen plenty
of photos of him engaging in various forms of exercise and chowing down on
wholesome foods. Hes been in shape for every one of his roles thus
far, and isnt one of those guys who has to go into training before
making a film. Thats why it came as quite a shock to us to find out
that he has been drinking to excess for several years. To the best of our
knowledge, he has never gone to rehab, or even acted the fool in public.
However, he is consuming about half of a fifth of the hard stuff practically
every single day.
134.
BUZZFOTO
10/13
These two stars who recently broke up, did so because of a third party.
Its not what you think though, no affair. The third party would like
it to be an affair, but so far nothing has happened. Instead, the third party
was a big trouble maker in the relationship of the star-crossed pair and
played the two against each other, sent steamy text messages to cause trouble
and tried other antics to get the two to split. Not Jessica Simpson.
Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel/Rihanna; Kim Kardashian/Reggie Bush/Kanye
West
135.
AUSIELLO
FILES 10/13
I get that theres no easy way to lay someone off, but, come on, this
is ridiculous: A male series regular on a one-hour drama a onetime
ratings powerhouse learned that he was out of a job only after reading
his characters death scene in the script! According to my mole, the
popular and well-respected leading man who tapes his final scenes
this week was blindsided not just by his ouster, but by the tacky
way in which it was handled. "He was hurt that the producers didnt
tell him first," says the source. "He deserved better." The real surprise
is that, well, anyone was surprised at all. The actors on said show have
long been frustrated by the lack of communication coming from the front office.
Still, as the insider points out, "This was low even for them." So, wholl
be looking for work starting next week? And what show does he currently star
on? Heres the first of two hints: Its not I repeat not
Greys Anatomy. Look for that second hint in this weeks
Ask Ausiello.
Adrian
Pasdar "Heroes"
136.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/13
This long haired B-/C+ list movie and television actress kind of hops between
one and the other. She is also a huge publicity hound. She loves to see pictures
of herself. Anyway, at a party over the weekend she was drinking and smoking
joints and even did the odd line or two of coke. While she was partying she
told all the people around her that she was also pregnant and she had it
narrowed down to two people. She didn't really care who got her pregnant
she just wanted to know which one she should ask to pay for the abortion.
Michelle Trachtenberg; Pamela Anderson
137.
BUZZFOTO
10/14
This star singer is used to having staff help. Shes got it all from
housekeepers and gardeners to handlers and personal assistants. Now a source
is saying shes got assistants to help her out with her marital duties
as well. People to rub the feet and back of her hubby when they sit around
the fire, people to send in-laws birthday gifts, people to to even help her
spice up her love life and help in the bedroom! Not Christina Aguilera.
Mariah
Carey
138.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/14
We've had blind items on famous people, male and female, prostituting themselves
before fame came their way. Add another person to the list. Before this female
singer hit it big, like a lot of artists, she used the overseas market as
an testing ground. Since she didn't have name status, gigs were hard to come
by and times were lean. She supplemented her meager earnings by becoming
a call girl. By design or choice, the majority of her clients were white
men. Due to her illicit earnings, she was able to live the life of a star
before she became a star. When she hit it big, she left the overseas market
and became a superstar in the U.S. She went to great lengths to hide this
secret, it's just now leaking out. She's also married and is known as the
dominant one in the marriage. Who is she? Donna Summer; Toni
Braxton
139.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/14
This should be a very interesting divorce. This B list actor on a hit cable
show recently separated from his wife. The wife who is also mother to one
of his kids. Instead of letting them stay in his huge home, he decided to
stay in the house himself so he could entertain and kicked the wife and kid
down the road to an apartment.
Kevin
Dillon
140.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/14
Which sweet starlet may be switching teams? Fed up with her baby daddys
drama, she recently confided to a friend that the ladies have been looking
really good lately.
141.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/14
This married celebrity couple used to fight like cats and dogs whenever one
found out that the other was being unfaithful. However, they have come to
a rather unusual arrangement which seems to satisfy them both. She is allowed
to invite a friend for a sleepover
as long as he gets to watch. He
is allowed to invite a friend for a sleepover
as long as she gets to
join them. Not a perfectly even relationship, but it seems to be working
for them. Diane Lane/Josh Brolin
142.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/15
This actor is part of a newish ensemble television drama. Frankly, we cant
believe anyone would want to hire him after he walked around bad mouthing
another show from which he was fired. Yes, he was fired. Dont believe
anything you might read about how his character was simply written off the
show. The truth is that not a single person on the set liked working with
the guy. However, since he is such a litigious jerk (he has his attorney
on speed dial), the producers knew that if they fired him outright there
would be trouble. So they simply reduced his part from episode to episode.
His new show is not faring well either, and will likely crash and burn this
season. At least that lucky cast wont have to deal with him much longer.
PS: Dude, the next time you send us a C&D, we will definitely post it
in this space. Not anyone from Greys Anatomy.
143.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/15
This A list movie actor is in a serious relationship but it hasn't stopped
him from cheating on his partner with his B list co-star who has been in
this space before for her fun times with another couple.
144.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/15
1. This young Actress has the best of both worlds, a hit movie, a husband
who loves her (hes a well known Singer) and a female celebrity who
has a major crush on her. The actress likes the attention she is getting
from her female crush. Paula Patton/"Precious"/Robin Thicke/Queen
Latifah
2. Despite his scandalous past this male R&B Singer is not humble at all. Hes rude, arrogant and could care less about his fans. R. Kelly
145.
THE
DAILY BEAST 10/15
Dave Martin/The Culinary Loft, Top Chef contestant: So I did the birthday
party for a very, very famous celebrity who shall remain nameless. It was
great; we had all this food. And then everyone kind of disappeared later
in the party and then I found out what everybody was doing: drugs. Its
people that are supposed to be good and healthy and clean and their reputation
is great, but then actually behind the scenes they are doing what everybody
says they are doing. You want to think that thats not really happening
or give the person the benefit of the doubt but then you meet them and it
is what the press and media is saying. Theres this whole meal, and
they just push it around the plate and you see whats happening in the
bathroom later.
146.
BUZZFOTO
10/15
This celebrity star of a reality tv show, does his best to get along with
his co-stars, but secretly despises them. He tells our source he plans to
soon get his own show and leave everyone else in the dust. Not Spencer
Pratt. Brody Jenner
147.
HOLY
MOLY 10/16
Which mouthy British pop star thought it would be alright to join the mile
high club with the married singer sitting next to her on a flight from Tokyo
to London? She even pondered giving the guy a repeat performance after they
landed but was advised, quite rightly, by her friends that he is a notorious
twat. Not fair! Lily Allen and Liam Gallagher
148.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/16
He was the electrifying lead singer for an old school group. His childhood
included violence. The pimp who raised him was beyond brutal and beat him
on a everyday basis. Sadly, when he grew up, he turned into an abuser. Due
to his drug problems and personal demons and low paying contract, he was
always broke. He tried to side hustle but that couldn't support his habit.
At an industry event, he met a white woman, she was the daughter of an legendary.
They hit it off against her fathers wishes. She got so hung up on our R&B
singer, she allegedly agreed to prostitute herself to keep him in drugs.
She even tried to recruit some of her white friends into his stable. Our
R&B singer wanted to fine tune his pimp skills so he got pointers from
another man associated with the industry. The man told him about "shoeshine"
pimping which involves pimps stripping their girls naked, pouring alcohol
over them and beating them with hangers. Our R&B singer refused to take
it that far. One night, our singer and the daughter got so high, they decided
to dress up and attend one of her father's concerts. Our R&B singer walked
in with a full length fur on, a fedora tipped to the side and rings on each
finger, he had her dressed in a skimpy outfit that left little to the imagination
and she clung to his arm tightly. A hush fell over the audience as they were
seated front row center. When her father hit the stage, the audience gave
him a standing ovation. When things calmed down and he stated to sing, before
long, he looked out into the audience and saw his daughter sitting with the
black entertainer (he told her to stay away from), he allegedly turned beet
red and barely got through his set. It was always rumored that her father
had dangerous connections. I don't know what happened after that night, but
the black entertainer was never seen with his daughter again. Hint: The father
"isn't" Frank Sinatra.
149.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/16
We hope this young actress is handling her love life better than she is handling
her car. She purchased a beautiful new automobile a couple of years ago,
loaded with all the best amenities money can buy. While she had the car washed
regularly, she neglected to do any mechanical maintenance. A couple of weeks
ago, the engine seized up, and the car had to be towed to the mechanic. The
mechanic informed her that the car had absolutely no oil in it. None. The
entire engine needed to be replaced. It turns out that she didnt know
that she needed to change the oil every 3000 miles. She thought it was every
30,000 miles.
150.
TED
CASABLANCA 101/6
Good news: Ever since Toothy Tile decided to permanently bury himself in
the proverbial Hollywood closet, it's almost as if Lloyd Boy-Toyed has decided
to up his bent for dangerous, risk-taking sexual activities. No, not talkin'
about getting it on without a condomor in a car in a West Hollywood
parking lotbut something almost as rebelliously mindless: like hitting
on a reporter. Now, even though Lloyd has always had a penchant for doing
things like.....getting his flirt on with other dudeseven with Toothy
himself at the Globes, remember?Lloyd's reserved his guy-on-guy action
for behind closed doors, even if he paid for it. I mean, let's just say up
until now, the riskiest thing Lloyd's ever pulled is wondering if the call-boys
will tattle or not. Strange he's not like some bigass stars who insist on
confidentiality agreements with their mates (whether hired or not) before
jumping between the sheets. But now Lloyd's taken it to the next level and
propositioned a pretty well-known reporter, who's interested. And the code
was clear: Said hit-on dude was expectednot toldnot to tell.
It was a gamble. Will it pay off? Isn't it odd how the older certain stars
get, they simply don't seem to be as interested in the watery, come-on games
such stealth gay players as Crotch Uh-Lastic prefer. Does that mean with
age comes impatience? Or just lack of imagination? Tough call, really, because
if you ask me, it's pretty lively to ask a journowho could blow your
cover in seconds flatto get it on. Maybe this is the kinkiest way of
them all and Crotch and Toothy (ah, poor Toothy) should be taking notes?
Time will tell on this one. It Ain't: Dean Cain, Billy Burke, George
Clooney.
151.
SOAP
SUDS 10/16
Which exiting stud is widely known for his small package?
Greg Vaughn
What show, which is moving to out west, has been warned not to deal with a certain shady west-coast photographer? "All My Children"
Which ABC actor was obsessed with a rival network hunk but when the big queen caught a glimpse of another soap star, he quickly ditched the object of his affection? Tony Geary
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/16
#1 - This celebutante sister of another A list celebutante has broken off
her long term relationship with her boyfriend. Reason? He called her the
biggest b**ch on the planet and got a round of applause from the men and
women next to him when he did it.
Nicky
Hilton
#2 - This former B list television and movie actress who is fairly young and very pretty and is now probably a C list actress has now been celibate for a year. This was a result of the her last relationship with a guy which she has called the worst and scariest few weeks of her life. Alexis Bledel (Milo Ventimiglia)
#3 & 4 - This C list movie actor has been in some great movies. Very good looking. Married. He is married to a B list movie actress with impeccable movie credentials. Well, a slip up now and then. Anyway, our C list actor left his wallet behind last time he visited a massage parlor. The place mailed it back to his house with a note thanking him for his business. The wife was not happy. Peter Sarsgaard/Maggie Gyllenhaal
153.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/19
Which actress weight problem temporarily brought shooting to a halt?
Shes had issues with weight fluctuation before, and had committed to
a lower weight this season. We dont know what she did to bring her
weight down, but everything looked OK until a scene came up where she had
to work in a rather compromising and unforgiving position. She had clearly
put on a few pounds and they were all in her hips and thighs. The director
tried to be accommodating, but couldnt find an angle that worked, so
they had to rewrite the scene in a way that only her upper body showed. She
was hugely embarrassed, but saved her tears for a run to her trailer at the
end of the scene. There are whispers that some stress with her boyfriend
is causing the weight gain. Jennifer Love Hewett
154.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/19
Over the weekend, my second ex-wife Carli managed to stop shopping long enough
to actually get a really nice juicy blind item. I replaced her names with
descriptions, but other than that it is all her. I was picking up food for
a BBQ my friends were having downtown and a B list television actor with
A list name recognition on a hit network drama walked in and was standing
next to me yammering away for 5 minutes or so. I was at Milk Bakery on Beverly
when he and his buddy walked in. His buddy made some comment about ordering
ice cream and our actor said oh dude, I work out so much I can afford to
eat this. Um....I beg to differ, but hey, he didn't ask my opinion. Our actor
and his C list actress wife are looking at houses and our actor was saying
how his friend's wife had told our actor's wife about this beautiful house.
Well, our actor's wife saw the house and loved it, and put an offer in on
it despite the fact that their friends had wanted to buy it and will freak
when they find out they have been stabbed in the back.
Eric
Dane/Rebecca Gayheart
155.
BUZZFOTO
10/20
We ran into this writer for a very popular network tv drama that has been
around for some time. She gave us some gossip on the set of her show, which
is kind of interesting. One of the big male stars on the show has slept with
about every woman on set, even though he is married. He uses the same old
story that his lovely wife at home is terrible and mean and never pays attention
to him. Which show is it, and can you guess the star? Its a legal drama.
Not CSI.
156.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/20
Who knew that there was trouble brewing behind the scenes of this television
show? Two of the actors have a feud going back several years. Actor A - a
rather intense fellow was dating a woman a few years ago about whom
he was very serious. He even talked to his friends about proposing to her
on their one-year anniversary. However, when he found out that she was also
dating Actor B arguably the more handsome of the two he went
ballistic and they broke up. The woman didnt last with Actor B either.
When each actor auditioned for their show, they didnt know the other
was also auditioning (but not for the same part). It wasnt until each
were offered the job that they discovered their rival was a member of the
cast. While there have been no fisticuffs so far, there have been a few nasty
words uttered under their breath within earshot of the other.
157.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/20
This C list actor used to be a B lister. A very solid B lister. He was on
two of the funnier shows ever on television. Since his last hit show ended,
he has gone from job to job but has never repeated his earlier success. Our
actor is married with child/ren but he has a place he runs to in LA to get
away from his family and which he uses as a base for his activities with
other men. A couple of weeks ago our actor was walking his dog when he ran
into a a guy on the street. The guy on the street was also walking a dog
and the two started chatting and then before you knew it our actor asked
the other man out. The man on the street stated he already had a boyfriend,
so no. Soon after our actor walked away. Several other times the man on the
street has seen our actor with his dog and with other men, but never his
wife or child/ren. The funny thing about this is that our actor was on a
show which had a large number of gay actors so you would think he would feel
comfortable coming out. Ted McGinley; Jeffrey Tambor; Dave Foley;
Kelsey Grammer
158.
PAGE
SIX/NY POST 10/21
1. Which married music mogul is said to have impregnated an unmarried woman
who works for his label in marketing? She's on maternity leave while he's
mulling options. Tommy Mottola; Mathew Knowles; Jay-Z
2. WHICH still gorgeous ex-supermodel doesn't use her own skin-care line, which she hawks on TV? She secretly uses Somme Institute's MDT5 regimen instead. Cindy Crawford
3. WHICH son of a rock icon used his name to score six free tickets to a Broadway show, but then never showed up? Sean Lennon; Sting's son; Mick Jagger's son
159.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/21
We've reported in the past on female singers being jealous of the success
of Beyonce, the following female singer is no exception and wanted to dethrone
Beyonce and become the baddest chick in the game! Didn't happen. This female
singer has an outrageous ego and she's super arrogant, for reasons only known
to her. Behind closed doors, when she's among white celebrities, she always
makes it a point to say, "I'm not entirely African-American, I'm mixed,"
which is a lie. Like many female celebrities, she has man problems but allegedly
these problems stem from being clingy, needy and desperate. It's also been
reported that she's aloof towards fans and she continues to burn bridges
throughout the industry. She's so big headed, she no longer needs those who
contributed to her success. She also hangs out with a scandalous crew who
were recently overheard saying, "We're too cute and too good for this club."
They also got mad when patrons stared at them, demanding that security throw
them out. People are also whispering that her cars are leased, so she can
keep up appearances. This woman is very disliked among her peers and fans.
Ciara
160.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/21
Which talk show host is having personal problems that are spilling onto the
set? A standoff with their significant other is in the works, and it really
seems to be distracting the star. Plus there are always the usual production
issues, guests, ratings, and advertisers to worry about. They just have way
too much on their plate right now. They are only getting about four hours
of sleep a night, and are so wired from the day that they have to take a
sleeping pills every night to even fall asleep, and something else in the
morning to get them moving. Our star has even occasionally fallen asleep
during staff meetings which they are supposed to be leading. While some shows
have stars or hosts whom can be easily substitute, thats not this case.
This star is going to have to get their act together, kick the pills, and
delegate some of the responsibilities before they wind up in a hospital or
off the air. Rachel Ray
161.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/21
This Emmy nominated former B list actor and now C list movie actor was seen
in a Vancouver restaurant over the weekend. Our actor was with a blonde who
was less than a third his age and who seemed to have one function. The function
was to let men look down the top of her dress which was encouraged by our
actor. Throughout the time he was at the restaurant he also leered at every
woman that walked by his table. Our actor's date didn't seem to mind in the
least. Oh, and our actor has an arrest record and has not been kind to women
in the past.
John
Heard
162.
BUZZFOTO
10/21
Which C/D list reality star got so drunk at a recent event that when she
had a one night stand with a friend of our source, she wet the bed? Not Kristin
Cavallari. Stephanie Pratt; Holly Montag
163.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/22
1. This Man will do anything his Wife says. She has the money and the celebrity.
She recently made him dress up like a woman and go out in public-- and he
did it! Melanie Brown/Stephen Belafonte
2. This Football Player has a celebrity Girlfriend who is dying to have his baby. She comes from a celebrity family, and she is tired of being in their shadows. Look for her to pop up pregnant any day now. The Football Player will not be happy, but he is young and whipped. His girlfriend is older than him-- and ready to have a baby. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush
164.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/22
This fun-loving actress on a hit television comedy wont be laughing
over this item. Her husband, to whom she has been married for several years,
has been having himself a little sum sum on the side. Even worse, the other
woman in this case is another television actress who happens to be one of
her friends. Even more interesting is the fact that the two actresses have
such a similar look that they could probably pass for sisters. But there
certainly wont be any love in this family when our actress finds out
what her husband is doing and with whom he is doing it.
165.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/22
Which dancing hunk would rather be doing the mambo with a guy? Though publicly
straight, hes been carrying on an affair with a man for years, and
he intends to keep it secret. Derek Hough (Mark Ballas)
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22
What married with child/ren barely an A list movie actor is very quiet on
planes. It isn't so much that he is quiet but rather that he will not talk
to the flight attendants or any passengers who approach him. When the flight
attendant asks him for a drink he has either told his assistant ahead of
time or whispers it to his assistant who passes it along to the flight attendant.
This is repeated throughout the flight. If a passenger comes up to him during
the flight, the assistant talks for the actor and the actor either nods or
shakes his head in response to autograph requests. Oh, he does make exceptions
for very attractive women.
Dennis
Quaid
167.
BUZZFOTO
10/22
Which High Profile, Foreign Footballer and his wife were recently seen picking
up two very young looking girls and inviting them into their limo when they
made a recent visit to the states? Not the Beckhams.
168.
POPBITCH
10/22
This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories
about the cosy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy.
Bet she doesn't blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at
least one more year. Her paramour's boy-toy, however, doesn't like playing
second fiddle so this might all not end well.
Reese
Witherspoon/Jake Gyllenhaal
169.
HOLY
MOLY 10/22
Speaking of Prince Harry, which lesser famous brother and son of a showbiz
family turned up at a party with his mate dressed as a Nazi? As if this wasn't
enough, they both then started racking out huge lines of bugle in view of
everyone. A party organiser was taking pictures at the party, and lo and
behold captured the whole thing on camera. Furious, he told them to stop
being so obvious, saying next time he'd go to the papers
They
scarpered.
170.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/23
Meet Another Bisexual Twilight Star! Good news! Terry Tush-Trade has a sexually
uninhibited companion on the Twilight setand how. No, not in that way,
you dirty-minded A.T. readers (for the record, Terry seems to have calmed
down from when we last checked in). What we mean is that another member of
the Twilight franchise is getting all kinds of frisky across the gender borders.
Meet Rocky Trailer, a good-lookin' young thing who really embraces the sex
card, and deliciously (and loudly) so! Oh, except there's one huge difference
between Rocky and Terry: Rocky doesn't give a s--t about keeping this bisexuality
thing a secret. See, R.T. is a free-loving,
we're-all-young-and-horny-let's-have-fun-while-we-can kinda person (cast
loves Rocky, big-time). Think more like Angelina Jolienot Toothy Tile,
Crotch Uh-Lastic or Nevis Divine (nowadays, that is). Rocky finds sexuality
empowering. Although Roc may not have a gay partner now, or who knows if
there was actually a really, really serious one in the past, Trailer's
unapologetic about the au naturel horny feelings felt for both men and women.
And guess what? This person's identity is going to be revealed sooner rather
than later! That's right: revealed. We're told Rocky T.'s going to talk freely
about it all, possibly during press for New Moon, although in the end, that's
really Rock's decision, isn't it? For the record, this isn't some gimmick
publicity stunt (like New Moon really needs it). We hear that it's really
because Trailer doesn't give an ef who knows the score. Labels are so overrated.
So, reporters, ya ready to ask the right questions? Sure know we are. And
It Ain't: Jackson Rathbone, Anna Kendrick, Dakota Fanning.
171.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/23
Under the influence of drugs, he became brutal! He started off clean in the
industry but was turned on to drugs by a popular black comic who is now deceased.
They holed up in a hotel room and did drugs around the clock. After this
episode, he became unreliable, violent and agitated. Shortly after a publicized
divorce, he hit the stage to perform. He spotted a very pretty girl in the
front row and signaled to one of his handlers to approach her. After the
show, she came backstage, she told him she was 19, when in reality she was
16. They traded contact information and he promised to take her on tour.
The next day, he showed up at her house, money was exchanged and she was
taken on tour. A few months later, she would join his stage show (in the
background). He would eventually take her innocence and marry her. Coming
from a small town didn't prepare her for the drug fueled orgies and out of
town sex parties. Life became a fast paced, fast movie party. Menage a trois
was even commonplace. Over the years, she got tired of his emotional and
physical abuse and started a discreet relationship with a filthy rich white
woman. The woman was a heiress to a wealthy family in the U.S. This family
is so prominent, they also known by their last name only. She would eventually
leave him for the woman. This didn't sit well with his male ego and domineering
personality, his wife leaving him for another woman. Some of his band mates
were laughing at him. One night, after getting high and drunk, he called
the hit man he had on payroll and ordered up a hit on his soon to be ex-wife.
Thankfully, he sobered up in time to cancel the hit-the following day. Meanwhile,
his ex-wife would move into a Beverly Hills mansion with her new sugar mama.
They also shared homes in the Hamptons and Palm Beach. They were lovey dovey
for several years until her rich family was tipped off (probably by the
ex-husband) about her living with a beautiful black woman. They cut her off
financially and forced her out of all three homes. Last we heard, they were
scrambling to survive. Hint: The abusive husband is no longer living.
Who is the abusive husband? :James Brown; Ike Turner; Marvin Gaye
Who was the comic who turned him on to drugs? (Not Richard Pryor): Redd
Foxx; Flip Wilson
172.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/23
#1 & #2 - Maybe they have an arrangement. I don't know. What I do know
is that this A list female singer was spotted making out with someone who
was most definitely not her celebrity husband.
Pink
#3 - This recently deceased D list comedian was huge back in the day. On a flight to Trinidad & Tobago our comedian asked one of the flight attendants out that night for dinner. The flight attendant went out and had her hair done and bought a new dress thinking this could be a very special date. The date? An orgy. Soupy Sales
#4 & #5 - This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology and she has been giving it a try. Demi Moore (Kabbalah)/Ashton Kutcher
173.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/23
This one starts out as a kind act, but ends up a little oddly. There is an
actress we all know who has seen success in both television and film. Like
many of us, she has closets stuffed to the gills with outdated clothing,
shoes, and accessories. So she generously donated bags upon bags of stuff
to a charitable organization. However, she didnt carefully empty out
the clothing pockets and some of the handbags beforehand. All told, the workers
at the receiving facility found over two dozen unused condoms in various
items. While we didnt know our girl was so active, were glad
she is at least being careful.
174.
SUDS
REPORT 10/23
1. What major news is being kept under wraps? Even by The Suds Report! Sorry,
our lips are sealed shut. One Life To Live will be cancelled in
2011
2. Which east-coast newcomer is a closet lesbian?
3. Which soap vet asked to be taken off contract but doesnt want the fans or press to know?
4. Which soap producer cares more about the state of his stars hair than acting rehearsals?
175.
BUZZFOTO
10/26
We hear this Celeb Couples relationship is on the rocks due to religion.
Apparently, both were of the same faith, but now one is beginning to question
the whole thing. One of the partners has given the other an ultimatum: Either
stop questioning, or divorce. The religious beliefs are tearing their family
apart. Not Katie Holmes.
questioning partner: John Travolta;
Will
Smith
ultimatum partner: Kelly Preston;
Jada
Pinkett Smith
176.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/26
When this white party girl arrived in Hollywood, she wanted to get put on
so bad, she became a rock groupie who got passed around. She was naive enough
to think famous men would want a relationship with her after sex, instead
they discarded her. She loved the night life and was often spotted on the
Sunset Strip. Her money was running low, despite this, she booked an appointment
with a plastic surgeon. Around this time, she did the unthinkable and allegedly
got put on as an Heidi Fleiss girl. She was immediately sent to a hairstylist
who was rumored to style all the "Heidi Girls." So much so, he allegedly
generated $30,000 a month just off her stable of women. She made enough money
to have her plastic surgery. Over the next few months, she saved a lot of
money and dropped out of prostitution. A few weeks later, she allegedly got
involved with a self hating black "female" celebrity who was once involved
with a white singer (if you want to call him that)-rumored to have herpes.
They were sweet on each other for a couple of years before she started dating
a black NBA baller (who is now retired). The baller was controversial to
say the least and she allegedly made a few trips to the clinic. After they
broke up, her ship finally came in. She hooked up with a huge white celebrity
who co-starred on one of the most successful white sitcoms of all time. Hint:
A show was spun off from this sitcom (can't say if he was involved in it
or not). He was very rich and showered her with gifts. He became even more
addicted when she put her sex skills on him. He proposed, she accepted. She
acted like the perfect wife up until recently. Now, rumors are circulating
that she is spending his money like crazy, sometimes totaling over six figures
a month on shopping sprees, bling and travel. Allegations are also spreading
that she is creeping on him with black men who are also receiving a portion
of his money, from her.
Who is her famous white husband?
(Camille)
Kelsey Grammer
Who is the self hating black female celebrity and who was her white singer
boyfriend? Downtown Julie Brown & boyfriend Billy Idol
Who is the former NBA star? Dennis Rodman
177.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/26
A little something different today in the blind items as it also involves
a what do you think. You won't be able to get the name of the subject but
you can get the name of his father. The subject is a teenager and and is
the son of a singer. The singer shares the same name as a reality judge which
often causes confusion. Anyway, the son met this girl and had one date.
Immediately after the date the boy started texting her, phoning her, e-mailing
her and driving by her house. This went on all the time. It was certainly
close to stalking. So, if you are the teenage girl's parents what do you
do? Do you call the boy's parents? Well they didn't. Do you call the police?
Well they didn't. Do you call the tabloids and try and sell the story? Ding
ding ding. We have a winner. That is exactly what they did. Their first thought
was to call a tabloid and the tabloids jumped all over the story until they
realized it was the son of the singer and not of the reality judge. The fact
that the parents only concern in this was to make as much money as possible
off the stalking of their daughter is awful. I expect the tabloids to jump
all over it because that is what they do, but parents should care for their
kids and not exploit them in a potentially dangerous situation.
Randy
Jackson
178.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/26
This busy guy must be really good at juggling. He is a very successful actor
and has more than one high profile project in the works. And as if he
wasnt busy enough at work, he also has a wife, a mistress, and an
ex-girlfriend, each of whom thinks they are number one in his heart. It was
actually pretty surprising for us to hear about the latter, because this
actor comes across as the ultimate nice guy the kind of guy who would
never, ever cheat on his wife. He must be a really good actor. Perhaps his
juggling skills arent quite as sharp as they could be, though, because
his ex-girlfriend thinks shes pregnant. Patrick
Dempsey
179.
SHOWBIZ411/ROGER
FRIEDMAN 10/26
I told you a few weeks ago that "Law & Order: Criminal Intent" was letting
go of three main players: Vincent DOnofrio, Kathryn Erbe, and Eric
Bogosian. Now I can tell you this: one of their characters will die. "CI"
just finished filming an episode in which one of the three is murdered.
Thats the exit show for the other two as well. I am told by "CI" insiders
that Erbe, especially, is very unhappy with the way things have worked out
over there. "She was told everything was going fine, and then they were fired."
Whoever was murdered isnt too happy, either. But Im not giving
that part away. The show is next turned over to Jeff Goldblum, who will soldier
on without the original cast. Meantime, theres a new companion book
out for "Law & Order SVU" by Susan Green and the Hollywood Reporters
own Randee Dawn. Fans of the show will love the episode breakdowns and the
interviews with all the actors. And heres something you might not know.
Richard Belzers Det. Sgt. John Munch came over from another show,
"Homicide: Life on the Streets." That show was created by Barry Levinson
and Tom Fontana. They owned the Munch character, but waived all rights to
him including royalties. Ten years later, Fontana jokes, he wishes
maybe he hadnt signed it all away. Belzer is still on the show and
going strong! Vincent DOnofrio
180.
BUZZFOTO
10/27
This Celebrity couple will soon announce that they are splitting. They will
probably try for a little while to pretend the breakup is friendly. It is
anything but. Apparently, the male in the relationship has had some troubles.
Mostly that involve his many accounts on singles website, both for gay and
straight. When his girl found them, he claimed that he was doing it just
for fun. We think the fun he means is when he actually
meets some of the people he secretly courts online. Watch for the breakup
announced very soon. Not Megan Fox. Jessica Biel/Justin
Timberlake
181.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/27
I love the word cranky. It isn't as good as Phil Hartman saying "Sassy,"
on SNL but it's still a good word. Most of the time I would call this item
a Jackass, but I think it is more cranky rather than anything else. Over
the weekend this aging Academy Award winner/nominee actress spent some time
in an antique shop. Whether she wasn't feeling well, or had too much to drink
at lunch, there was something very off and as I said very cranky about her
during her shopping trip. She kept asking to see jewelry and items in various
showcases and then complaining about what was wrong with all of them. She
would point in the direction of an object in a showcase and if the owner
didnt instinctively take out the right item, she would "get snappy"
and complain about her as well. Eventually our actress did buy something
and her credit card was swiped and returned but she insisted she never received
it back. She thought the store owner had kept it. She then abruptly left.
A few minutes later, an assistant came back to the antique shop insisting
the owner had kept the credit card and demanded its return. There was nothing
to give back and the assistant finally left in a huff.
Vanessa
Redgrave
182.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/27
This television guy is both a familiar name and familiar face. Hes
been involved in many high-profile appearances, and is currently part of
a television ensemble. It may come as a surprise to you that he drinks. Not
just an after-work cocktail, mind you, but a beers-for-breakfast kind of
drinker. He always comes to work prepared, but depending on how many
beers he has had sometimes slurs his lines so badly or races through
his lines so fast that he needs additional takes. Oh, and sometimes his scenes
have to be re-blocked so that he is sitting down rather than standing up,
because he sways too much. We havent heard of him doing any high-profile
stints in rehab, but we do wonder whats taking him so long.
Ted Danson; Ed O'Neill
183.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/27
Nude Dork's Sexting Strikeout: Think most of our homo Vices have totally
effed-up ways of pursuing love? Well, don't rule out the horny-ass heteros,
cause Adam Pounce-Prick is at the top of the heap when it comes to humiliating
ways of getting off. Adam P.P. dated a few other celebs once becoming a
recognizable namesome honeys way out of his league, but they seem to
fall for this funny fella's charm, if not his somewhat-appealing looks. But
Adam, like every other swell-headed male out there, wants what he can't get.
Cue violins now, please. Specifically, APP has his randy eye on one particular
lady not in the business, not into casual stuff in the boudoir, either. Too
bad for Pouncey, cause that's all he's looking for nowadays, and with this
gal, he kept getting outright (and painfully) rejected. Did he finally prevail?
Well, listen up: Those close to the lady of our dear Ad's affections don't
say she has high standards or morals when it comes to bedding guysthey
say she's a "prude." Because how dare a dude, and a famous one at that, get
denied! What an icy bitch this girl is! Adam has been incessantly texting
Miss Priss late at night to thrill her with sweet nothings. Such as? Asking
her if she wanted to "suck face," or "roll under the covers with me." We're
not kiddin', folks, we couldn't dream up these lame one-liners (that still
live in the femme's phone so she can whip 'em out at parties and give everybody
a good laugh). APP's totally horrible pickup lines for a booty call show
just how immature he is in real life, not just the man-children he plays
onscreen. (Though we give the dude some respect for not flat-out telling
her to sit on his face or some other crude Piven-like crap.) Well after a
few weeks, Pouncey finally got the girl to come over by asking if she wanted
to watch a movie. Right. Not sure why Miss Priss fell for this dork's see-through
excuse, but she came over to his pad. "Door's open," he shouted from inside,
and she sauntered in. And there Ad was, standing completely in the buff.
Miss Priss screamed, as any normal babe would who was being flashed (and
sexually harassed) by Pouncey's paunchy bod, and flew the ef out of there,
leaving Ad cold, alone and with a fab drop-dead line: "I've already seen
your movie." What a way to woo a girl, man. It's a wonder you get laid at
all. And It Ain't: Paul Rudd, Bradley Cooper, Jonah Hill. Jason
Segal; Vince Vaughn
184.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/28
He's a ladies man and he's known to lavish his women but when the newness
of the relationship wears off, he's abrupt and kicks them to the curb. He
gives the impression he's a big time baller and he's had some recent big
paydays. This is nothing but an illusion. Allegedly, four of his luxury cars
have been repossessed in the last three months. The IRS has also allegedly
frozen some of his accounts and he no longer lives in a luxurious house,
instead, he's fronting in a rental until his money runs out. He used to take
women on private jets (overseas) for shopping sprees. He's also been known
to withdraw $100,000 (in the past) out of his account to make it rain at
the strip clubs. He lived high on the hog until he started overspending to
maintain his lifestyle. Despite this, a celebrity female (who is on the downside
of her career) is still impressed by his baller status. She's not getting
any younger and she has a bad reputation, that's why she's trying to snag
him. He's cheating on her with a lower class of women due to the nose dive
regarding his financial status. She prefers to look the other way hoping
he'll put a ring on her finger. She doesn't realize, she's just his new flavor
of the month. He's also been involved with a "keeping it real" black singer
and a scandalous non-black woman who he wants to sleep with again, according
to his boys. Hint: He's not a NBA, NFL, or MLB player.
Who is he?
Floyd
Mayweather
Who is the celebrity woman hoping for a ring? Chili from TLC
Who is the keeping it real female singer? Keyshia Cole
Who is the non-black woman? Aubrey O'Day; Paris Hilton; Kim
Kardashian
185.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/28
This actor has strange taste in home décor. While all the houses in
his neighborhood were painted in pretty pale pastel colors, he painted his
house a dark, scary color. He received so much flack from neighbors that
he repainted it in pastels less than a year later. Inside the house isnt
much better. He has sort of a comic book theme going on in several rooms
of the house, complete with pictures of Superman, Batman and The Green Hornet.
Hes been married more than once, probably because there arent
many adult women who would enjoy having their home look like it was decorated
by a 12-year-old boy. Nic Cage
186.
BUZZFOTO
10/28
At a recent store opening, this C/D list celeb was offended when she found
out that other stars were there and being paid to do so. After several angry
calls to her agent that proved fruitless, she went to one of the employees
of the store and threw a giant tantrum, demanding freebies to make up for
her shame. The store employee held her ground and didnt give out anything.
So our star began threatening to destroy merchandise if she wasnt offered
something. That night she went home with some coupons to neighboring businesses
and a free t-shirt and a warning to never return to the store. Not Paris
Hilton.
Lindsay
Lohan
187.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/28
This A list photographer and sometime director was at a screening of Paranormal
Activity. Don't tell me what happens because I am seeing it next week. Anyway,
our photographer was at the movies with an entourage and was extremely loud
and annoying throughout the entire movie. At one point he screamed out, "Wait,
is this Blair Witch?" Throughout the movie he would also yell to his entourage
and ask if they needed anything or to go get him something. People in the
audience tried to get him to be quiet but he just wouldn't shut up. Eventually
many members of the audience walked out. Thankfully the manager gave them
all their money back and a free ticket to another movie. Nothing was done
however about the photographer.
David
La Chappelle
188.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29
This past weekend this C list cable reality star who had his own show spoke
at an event addressing tattoos, taboos and Jews but he did talk a bit about
his TV show a bit as well. As an admittedly non-practicing Jew he was asked
if he had any Jewish tattoos. His reply? "I have a dollar sign on my hand."
Some in the audience laughed, most did not. Know your audience dude. He
recognized how reality TV had changed his life financially for the better
and that it opened many doors for him, but he also spent considerable time
complaining about the show. He did not enjoy it and never wanted to do subsequent
season(s) but was tied to obligations in his contract. He complained about
how the producers wanted to make each episode about death. He felt less like
an artist and more like he was playing psychiatrist to the customers. He
seemed very bitter about the experience.
Ami
James "Miami Ink"
189.
BUZZFOTO
10/29
Which Celebrity mom and network TV star with a teenage daughter just walked
in to find her underage little girl doing a line with one of her adult co-stars?
Not Teri Hatcher.
190.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/29
This Celebrity Brother is determined to hog the spotlight, and he doesnt
care who he has to hurt to be famous. He is ready to take his shot in the
main spotlight. Hes ready because he doesnt have to live in his
brothers shadow. Jermaine Jackson
191.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/29
Which divorcée hasnt had a date with a man in months, because
she digs the ladies? The housewife introduced her girl as a friend,
but now that things are over, shes on the prowl for a new gal to keep
her company. Sheree from Real Housewives of Atlanta
192.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/29
This pop diva has caught the acting bug. While she has barely any acting
experience, shes been begging the producers of this highly anticipated
biopic for a role. No, she doesnt want to play the star. She wants
to play her famous offspring. She has already made several phone calls to
the producers, and has impressed them with her dead-on impressions. Shes
also been promising to "ugly down" and use her real name in the films
credits. In short, shes willing to do almost anything for a piece of
the fame once enjoyed by the characters of the film. "Get Happy:
The Life of Judy Garland" Lady GaGa playing Liza
193.
POPBITCH
10/29
Back in the 80s, Bernie Winters was staying in the same hotel as a hard-living
rock band. He got talking to one of the female members, who ended up in reality
TV. Bernie was visibly distraught, as his dog, Schnorbitz, had died. The
big-hearted girl ended up walking him back to his room and going in for a
drink. He broke down in tears again, and she ended up putting her arm around
him to comfort him a bit. She claimed that when she lifted her head she realised
that Bernie had his cock out... The singer told people afterwards "I just
let him jizz on my knee. I mean his f**cking dog had just died, for Christ's
sake, what was I supposed to do?"
194.
PANACHE
REPORT 10/30
This less than (lukewarm) but well known artist idolizes a super wealthy
hip hop affiliated man from a distant. He tries to keep his fascination with
this man's swagger a secret because he doesn't want to be known as a mere
follower but behind closed doors, he orders up the same girl his idol does
when he's not sexing a well known female singer unprotected. Allegedly, they
go unprotected because they both have the same STD (non-fatal) makeup. The
follower copies everything his idol does accept renting private jets because
it's out of his price range but he's another one who loves to make it rain
in strip clubs. He's also known to visit his Detroit girlfriend. He rents
a penthouse, invites a crew over and when the party wears down, it turns
into a freak festival. In his mind, he has a lover man's rep and he does
a lot of this stuff to keep his name out there, he never met a camera he
didn't like although people snicker behind his back because he tries way
too hard to be down and to be a ladies man.
Who is he? Ray J
Who is his idol? P Diddy
Who is the woman he goes unprotected with? Whitney Houston
195.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/30
A few years ago, it seemed this actress was cast in nearly every project.
However, after an initial burst of fame, she wasnt very discriminating
about which roles she picked. A few bombs later, she fell out of the limelight.
Wanting to make a comeback with a strong new look, she cut her long hair
into a shorter, more contemporary style. Bad move. She was now too boyish
looking to land anything. So she had hair extensions put in using a glue
bonding process to return her to a more feminine look. Prior to one audition,
she made the mistake of using a hot iron to straighten her hair. During the
audition, she ran her fingers through her hair a little too roughly and pulled
out a couple of the extensions right in front of the director. She was left
standing there with a fistful of hair and a very red face, babbling about
how she couldnt understand how this could possibly happen when she
paid so much money for the extensions, etc. Sienna Miller
196.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/30
It seems like Lloyd Boy-Toyed is just one example of an über-famous
celeb playing the I-dare-you-to-out-me gay dance. We're bringin' back an
oldie, ladies and gentlemen: Remember Seymour Plow-Me-More? The multitalented,
married dude who had a guy service him in a public steam room? Well, it seems
Seymour is back and finding himself in crazier situations than he's used
to... Like the possibility of love. Oh, jeez, can it get any more horrifying
than that? See, this A-list actor was once daringly handsome but has suddenly
let age start to get the best of him. Although with the ups and downs in
Seymour's life, we can imagine how some of his secrets have taken a toll
on his dark features. Well, it turns out Seymour's getting guy-on-guy frisky
again...with a reporter, no less! (Guess Lloyd really started something last
time he went hornin' all over a journalist, huh?) Seymour's companion works
for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just
so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to
offer. Yes, S's wife knows what's going on. In fact, the whole Business knows
what's going on. Even the movie studios that employ Plow-Me know aboutand
approve ofthe boy baggage Seymour insists on carrying with him. S has
tried various methods to ungay himself, but the fact remains: He can't keep
himself away from this par-tick tabloid type...and no one in this town seems
to give a damn. Really? And It Ain't: Kevin Costner, Nicolas Cage, Will
Smith. John Travolta
197.
SOAP
SUDS 10/30
1. Which two west-coast co-stars who play best friends cant stand each
other? Greg Rikaart & Michael Graziadei (Y&R)
2. Which east-coast gay actor is playing out views that he personally disagrees with? Scott Evans or Nicholas Rodriguez (One Life to Live)
3. Which AMC actor has prompted various eye rolls from her co-stars because she was asked to move out to L.A.? Chrishell Stause (Amanda "All My Children)
198.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30
This is the scariest blind I have and I actually first posted it way back
in June of 2007. It took me forever to find it amongst the blinds, but it
is one of my favorites and very appropriate for Halloween.
June 20, 2007: I've heard this before, and allegedly Very Bad Things is loosely
based on it to some extent. However, I always thought of it as a Hollywood
legend until I recently met someone in the producer's family. When I say
family, there is one widow and one child. No other family. None. A fairly
minor producer died within the past month or so. It wasn't really noteworthy
for the most part, but there were three or four very happy actors to see
him pass. All of the actors are aging, but not George Burns old or anything.
In fact, they are still A list at least by reputation. Could they carry a
movie OR television show on their own anymore? Probably not. Are they regularly
in movies AND television? Yes. See, back in the day there was a party like
you could only have in Hollywood's glory days. Martinis, cigars and lots
of beautiful women. Well it turns out that one of the beautiful women didn't
go home at the end of the night. There was some incident involving either
five or six actors. Two have died. Not knowing what to do, these actors got
a studio gofer, now our dead producer and told him to get rid of the body
and not tell anyone about it or tell anyone where the body was buried. Throughout
the remainder of the producer's life, these actors took care of him, but
were always afraid he would spill the secret because he was the only one
who knew where the body was buried. No body, no case. Now, they are just
worried that something will show up in the estate sale and some person will
stumble onto a letter or some other evidence hidden in a desk drawer which
will come back to haunt them. Maybe that's why one of the actors offered
to buy the house with everything in it at a price that is twice what the
place is worth. Still waiting to see if it will be accepted, but there won't
be an estate sale yet for sure. The actors think they are being careful and
that their true motives are unknown. Not at all the case, but the producer's
widow is happy to take their money and be done with it. One hint is they
have all been in at least one western. Although it could be on television
OR in a movie.
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