JANUARY AND FEBRUARY 2008

NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in blue are a link to the solution or substantial clues

1. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 01/01
This comedian is known for his comic skills, but his fans would be shocked if they knew how he really behaved. He treats his wife horribly. He fights with her in front of their kids and out in public. He is a disgrace. Sources say his Asian wife is very unhappy with the way she is being treated. Dave Chappelle

2. NY POST 01/02
1. WHICH 40ish actress has finally gotten pregnant for the first time? Her rep is denying it because she's only a month into it, and has suffered miscarriages in the past. Said our source: "Watch for her to get bangs and start wearing hats to hide her sagging face because you can't be on Botox when you are pregnant." Nicole Kidman

2. WHICH gorgeous daughter of a foreign-born billionaire had a fling last year with Prince William? While their families don't get along, and she could never marry the future King of England, the hookup between their clans was not unprecedented. Camilla Al Fayed

3. NY DAILY NEWS 01/02
Which Las Vegas mover and shaker is having a very public affair with a beauty queen who wears the name of a neighboring state on her sash? "It's so out in the open, but the photographers know they're not allowed to take a picture when she's sitting on his lap," says a snitch.

4. PANACHE REPORT 01/02
This black male celebrity is considered a very good actor although he has never won an acting award. Like so many actors before him, there have been complaints about his arrogance and attitude, but he's still respected for his craft throughout Hollywood. What few people know, it's heavily rumored that he's a functional cocaine addict. People on film sets were wondering, why is he always sniffling with a runny nose, twitching and somewhat irrational? He doesn't have a cold but he does have a cocaine habit that sets him back a couple of thousand each week. His nose is like a vacuum cleaner when it comes to this drug and he can't seem to stop snorting despite nasal problems (tissue). When he's at home, he likes to use coke in a darkened room and often closes the curtains beforehand. No one can understand, why is he blowing this opportunity with drugs? Because, it's so hard for blacks to make it in Hollywood, period. He gets an opportunity and goes buck wild, like he's making up for lost time. The public, especially urban communities would be surprised and shocked that this particular black actor is an cocaine addict. It's only a matter of time before everyone will become aware of his addiction-because at the rate he's going, he will be in rehab soon. Terrance Howard

5. LONDON SENTINAL 01/02
1) He may have been the devils own, but it hasn’t been enough to keep this actor’s career up to speed. Maybe that is why his closet door is less firmly shut than it than it used to be in the past. Recent weeks he has been seen cruising through town and partying at nightclubs with his striking young boyfriend. Keanu Reeves

2) This legendary Hollywood director does not only have billions to the bank he also has his heart in the right place. When his wife overheard a local animal shelter was in financial trouble and feared it had to close it’s doors he not only donated one million dollars, he also prompted his friends to pick up some of the most needy pets and offered a severely battered dog a new loving home. Steven Spielberg

3) This not so usual actor showed his gallant side at a recent party in London. When a member of the British elite displayed aggression and rudeness towards his girlfriend the actor confronted the ‘distinguished gent’ about his behavior. When the notable then turned his aggression towards the gallant actor, he was silenced by a swift left corner. The gallant actor proceeded to offer the damsel in distress a ride home. He did not return to the party. Gabriel Byrne

4) Will this actor ever learn? His behavior is spinning out of control, drugs, booze, violence, rudeness, and now he even badmouthed one of his female fans when she asked for his autograph at a recent social gathering. The actor was so high his boyfriend in disguise even intervened in fear things would get out of control even more.

5) This actor loves the ocean. He likes the ladies, but….recently he met someone he really seems to have lost his heart to, his biggest problem may be it’s not someone of the opposite sex. The pressure is high for him to keep his secret, but some think he may be getting tired of it. George Clooney

6. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/02
#1 Lots of fights during the holidays among family members. Fights during the holidays are not the exclusive domain of Tyra Banks staffers. Well during one family fight outside the restroom of a bar, a female singer who does some acting from time to time, got her wig pulled straight off her head. She's bald. Completely, without a hair on her head bald. I so wish there were a picture. It would be the most popular photo ever. Whitney Houston

#2 I guess she is an actress. I am trying to think of something she has been in recently, but can't. Now she is known more for just making headlines. She made a recent one, and could make another if anyone ever finds out that she took a guy she met one hour earlier into the restroom at a party she was hosting and f**ked him on the couch there. I wish men's restrooms had couches, but we would probably just lay on them and wait for our dates to leave and wish we had a remote control. Tara Reid

7. NY DAILY NEWS 01/03
Which still-young-but-past-his-prime TV star has been trying to ditch his actress fiancee? He already made her terminate a pregnancy when she was just 17. Chad Michael Murray

8. HOLY MOLY 01/03
A certain singer from the British Isles is well aware that his fan base is mostly made up of middle-aged women and strict Catholics, hence his image is so squeaky clean that even the sight of him leaves a taste in the mouth like accidentally drinking washing-up liquid from a badly-dried glass. The man is such a saint that he even keeps his charity work in Eastern Europe close to his chest. Also close to his chest are some of the younger male residents of the orphanages he patronises, though they are usually closer to his balls. It's amazing what a few signed CDs and a handful of Euros will get you in the former Eastern Bloc countries. And on the bright side, such gifts are tax-deductible! Which is important if you're nipping over to those countries three or four times a year for your 'charitable donations.' Daniel O'Donnel

9. TED CASABLANCA 01/03
One Fagola-Addled Blind Vice: Oh, sex and drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, what else is new in T-town, right? Just homosexual sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll, that’s what. (Like this is a news flash, but hey, I’m just the goss messenger here, ‘kay?) Sally Sedate Me has hooked up with her latest man. You saw that, didn’tcha? Yep, sure ya did. This latest guy is simply divine, so delish, much more so than the last loser the sweetie star hung out with. Indeed, fans are so relieved SSM has found herself a he-man worthy of her luscious locks, winning smile and utterly adorable personality. It’s a tabloid team made in heaven! Why? Well, because New Guy’s also got a killer grin, a fab sense of humor, a total do-me coif and—best of all—absolutely no desire whatsoever to make love to Sally, just like she likes it. See, Sally-Sweets lives for getting high, not orgasmic. But she likes the company, and she knows her career will suffer if she’s seen manless for too long. And New Guy, ‘course, wouldn’t even have a job if his homo ways were known. Or so he thinks. Sally really should get over her habit, already. Doesn’t she see it’s what’s marginalizing her career, not her male companionship (or lack thereof)? It’s a good flick that’s hard to find, not a fella or a fix. AND IT AIN’T: Alicia Keys; Reese Witherspoon; Beyonce Knowles Jennifer Aniston/Jason Lewis; Heather Locklear/Jack Wagner

10. PANACHE REPORT 01/04
This white actor's racism (which has been reported before) never ceases to amaze me. In his presence, you get an immediate racist vibe. He can't make eye contact with black men or women and appears very uncomfortable when he's in the company of blacks, so much so, it's noticeable. This is the same actor who we reported on last year. He told a black playmate at the Mansion. "You sure are beautiful but you look mixed, you're not mixed with black are you? I hope not!" A white female he once desired was dating a black NFL player. When he saw the athlete at a club, he broke through the crowd and confronted him, "You haven't slept with her yet, have you? The NFL player looked at him like he was crazy. This actor also got upset, when he was on a series, a black stagehand was visited by his white girlfriend and her best friend. When the stagehand went to the men's room, he overheard the white girlfriend tell her friend, "What a great endowed lover he was." The white actor was infuriated and after that day, he made the black stagehand's life miserable on the set. It's even been rumored, when he goes to high-end department stores, he will tell security that blacks entered the store before him and they may want to keep a eye out in case of shoplifting. A few years ago, he dated a olive skinned woman who he thought had Native American blood in her. When she informed him that her mother was white but her father was bi-racial. He went ballistic and broke off the relationship, threatening her, "I have to let you go or I might commit a hate crime against you." He also made his recent significant other get rid of a close black female friend. It's rumored that this actor allegedly produced porn under a alias when he was practically destitute between acting jobs. When he did get a job on a series, he hardly spoke to his black co-star despite being friendly to other cast members. Hints: He's appeared on two TV series'. Scott Baio

11. JANET CHARLTON 01/04
Gay insiders are familiar with a porn movie from a few years back called "Three Brothers." It actually starred three real-life brothers who were Mormon missionaries as teens. The rumor has been circulating in West Hollywood that the youngest brother is now the top secret boyfriend of a Hollywood A-list actor. The general public assumes this handsome actor is a ladies man because he's had lots of hot girlfriends. But he's leading a double life with his pornstar boyfriend on the side. "Three Brothers": Hal, Vince and Shane Rockland

12. NY DAILY NEWS 01/04
Which wholesome pop-star crooner demands that bags of blow be presented to him following his concerts? Michael Buble

13. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/04
#1 - I almost didn't even write this one because I am so tried of writing the word pregnant. I hope it is the last time for awhile. Anyway, this one hit wonder female singer is pregnant by this married celebrity. Kimberly Locke/"Celebrity Fit Club's" Sgt. Harvey

#2 - This married has been of an A list singer/teenage heartthrob was seen making an absolute fool of himself at a NYE party at the Playboy Mansion. She was probably 21, but looked about 16 and he followed her around all night promising the world if she would just go home with him. Touching her, kissing her, and even trying to grope her, our singer even offered to leave his wife. Now we all know he was probably joking about leaving his wife, but when she finds out about it, she might leave him. David Cassidy

#3 - This aging owner of a hot LA restaurant is having trouble finding new women to drink with him. Seems like whenever he does, they wake up the next morning only to find themselves in the guest bedroom of his house. Alone, but undressed. He then calls each woman repeatedly. Up to 15-20 times a day, and does so until they change their number or break down and agree to see him again. "Les Duex" owner Lonnie Moore

#4 - This female celebutante did a little striptease for her pro athlete boyfriend. Nothing blind item worthy in that. But, when you find out that three of his teammates were also in the room, then it becomes blind item worthy. Kim Kardashian/Reggie Bush

14. NY DAILY NEWS 01/06
Which train-wreck celebrity's right-hand man is rumored to be peddling compromising videos of a certain other train-wreck young star? The handler has had his name in the press for selling out "friends" before, and is said to be looking for a third party to handle this transaction.

15. STAR MAGAZINE 01/07
Which actress broke things off with her man of a year because he isn't ready to get engaged? She took him back after he promised to prove his love for her -- but he still isn't ready for a walk down the aisle! Jessica Alba (pregnant, but not married)

16. PANACHE REPORT 01/07
In the past, we have reported on this very pretty black female celebrity who missed her calling. She should have been a porn star or call girl because her sexual deviance is out of control! Back in the day when she was first making a name for herself in Hollywood, she attended an industry event. She surprised everyone when she took the dance floor with a high powered music executive and proceeded to do a strip/dirty dancing routine. She also got down low and was in the midst of unzipping his pants until she realized where she was and pulled up. She once dated one of the sexiest black men in the industry (not an actor, athlete, singer or rapper). They broke up, Few people knew why, until now. She had to many sexual girlfriends on the side and was paying less attention to him. She moved on to an black actor (considered unattractive by industry and society standards). The actor thought he hit the jackpot until her sexual demands became out of control. She wanted it at least five times a day. She then got involved with a 'secret lover." He is a world renowned sports superstar. At first, he was turned on by her looks and sex appeal but she made a sexual request so vile during intercourse, that he immediately stopped, got up, looked at her strangely, put on his clothes and stormed out, slamming the door in the process! She realized quickly that she was letting her jackpot get away. She tried to unsuccessfully to call him the next few days but he refused to turn her calls. This relationship was so brief that few people knew they were together until now! Despite her good looks and conservative demeanor, this woman in a wild cat in the sack. She immensely enjoys sexual acts considered "sick" by many. Allegedly, she can't get off unless she performs sexual deviance. Hints: It's not Halle Berry, Nia or Stacy Dash and our sports superstar is not Kobe Bryant and you don't have to follow sports to know who he is. The high powered music executive is not Quincy Jones.
black female celebrity: Salli Richardson
high powered music executive: Suge Knight
sexiest black men in the industry: Tyson Beckford
black actor: Glenn Plummer
renowned sports superstar: Shaq

17. NY DAILY NEWS 01/07
Which highbrow talk show host telephoned a female massage therapist from the Pierre hotel last week and requested she perform intimate acts with his lady-friend, while he watched? Sadly, the answer was "No." Donny Deutsch

18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/07
#1 This stud male tennis player who has been linked with several female celebrities in some very high profile relationships over the past few years was spotted opening his hotel room door in the nude to this male reality star who does his very best to make sure that everyone thinks he is Mr. Heterosexual.

#2 This celebutante is seriously considering a contract where she would marry or at the very least get engaged to this famous daddy celebudude. (Not Kevin Federline) Paris Hilton and Larry Birkhead

19. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 01/07
This guy is hot….and right now, he is the hot comic of the moment with his standup routines and movies. Unfortunately, this young comic/actor likes to get high, and it’s affecting his performances. At a recent show in the Midwest, he performed so bad he offered to give concert goers their money back. Katt Williams

20. NY DAILY NEWS 01/08
Which breakout young male star uses - gasp - fake eyelashes to get his trademark gaze? Dammit, Hollywood, stop toying with us! Zac Efron

21. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/08
#1 What talk show hostess made it perfectly clear to several producers that she would be willing to do anything, and I mean anything to be considered for a starring role in a film. Maria Menounos; Chelsey Handler

#2 Don't believe the protestations of this married A+ list male film actor when he says that his crabs were the result of a stay at a hotel in Europe. The more likely cause is the hooker he brought into his hotel room. Ben Affleck

22. PANACHE REPORT 01/09
She acts on a show with other black actresses. What few people know, she likes the girls on the sly. Female reporters have complained in the past how flirty she is during interviews. She has a habit of looking into the eyes of women without blinking and she holds her gaze. If she's attracted to you, she indirectly lets you know-she doesn't have a problem hooking up. She's only popular on the show, like the other actresses on the program, she hasn't succeeded in outside projects. She only dates men who don't have a problem if she has a girlfriend on the side (like the majority of industry men) and she's attracted to men who are open to threesomes. Who Is She? Persia White "Girlfriends"

23. NY POST 01/09
WHICH former presidential daughter is on the "Anna Wintour facial refreshment plan"? Before she went on a book tour last year, she paid a visit to her dermatologist to get Botox, restalyne and collagen injections so she could face the public looking like her old self. Carolyn Kennedy

24. NY DAILY NEWS 01/09
Which distinctively named member of a chart-topping pop group swings both ways? He surprised his male talent escort at a recent Hollywood red-carpet event with an invitation back to his hotel room. will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas

25. NY POST 01/10
WHICH political candidate showed extreme bad judgment in the woman he picked to have an extramarital affair with? The New Age hippie, who friends say "mooches off other people and sleeps on their couches because she doesn't believe in money," tells anyone who will listen about her fling with the good-looking guy. She recently walked up to a Page Six pal she'd just met and said, "Oh, I'm so stressed out. I've been having an affair with [a candidate]." Rielle Hunter/John Edwards

26. NY DAILY NEWS 01/10
Which small-screen starlet has a penchant for leather and lace whenever she hooks up with a new guy - despite the fact she's supposed to be dating a co-star? Hayden Panettiere/Milo Ventimiglia; Vanessa Hudgens/Zac Efron; Blake Lively/Penn Badgley

27. DIET SECRETS 01/10
1. Which A-list actress' recent stint in rehab was a smoke screen for a stint at a fat farm, where she tried to shed 20 pounds before going off to film a love story with an even hotter and thinner leading man?

2. What super-hot young star is known for going into the infamous Jerry's Deli in Beverly Hills and ordering their super three-story chocolate cake? She doesn't dig in with a fork. She orders the cake just to look at it, drinks some water, then pays her bill with a hefty tip. Ashley Tisdale

3. Which famous young Hollywood actress swears that because she has larger pores, her skin and body absorb more food? To lose weight, she's been having extra facials and skin-care treatments to work on her pore size. Science swears it has no idea what she's talking about.

28. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/10
This celebutard is using some security camera videos of his current B list film actress girlfriend taking drugs and having sex with at least two different men other than the boyfriend in order to keep her in a relationship with our celebutard. It's not so much the drugs that are keeping her in the relationship, but rather the two men she is having sex with. Does it sound like she did the two guys at once? Good. Because she did. An actor no matter how lame he has become lately is not a celebutard for purposes of this item.

29. TED CASABLANCA 01/10
One In-the-Closet Blind Vice: Surprise! Gotcha babes, didn’t I? You probably think this Vice is gonna be about some sexually repressed, hugely successful TV sitcom actor from the '90s who got caught servicing some random model in the walk-in closet of some Hollywood mansion, right? Well, for a rare change, this little walk-in wondering you’re about to experience is not about fellating some random fella, sorry. Nope, this sordid story’s about something quite grotesque and hideous. Have you eaten yet? No? Then please, close this item, go get sustenance, wait at least 20 minutes (maybe 30) and then, only then, give things another try. Ya see, Ellen DeGeneres’ canine catastrophe is chopped liver compared to today’s Blind job. First off, our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one Slurpa Pop-Off, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do. Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal—and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad. But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours...days...weeks...and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have—reportedly more than once—opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog. Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted. And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity. AND IT’S NOT: Tara Reid; Katie Holmes; Whitney Port. Britney Spears

30. PANACHE REPORT 01/11
This rapper hates being a downlow bi-sexual. He hates everything that gays stand, similar to a racist being attracted to blacks. He has swagger, arrogance and bravado with a scowl and he talks about gays like a dog at every opportunity with his homeboys. Calling them "disgusting trash" yet he secretly patronizes a online male escort/shemale brothel which takes less than five minutes to order up a male hustler or transvestite (pre-op) escort in your area. When he isn't ordering up male hustlers like Chinese food, we've also been informed that he also likes the "low rent" looking transvestites, the trashier looking, the better. His type is: Transvestites who you can physically tell-were once men. He doesn't patronize transsexuals, he only prefers pre-op transvestites who still have their male genitalia. What's even more surprising, our rapper is "the bottom," in the encounters and according to our sources, the scenario has to be rough and somewhat painful. Hint: He's not a mogul and he isn't married. Busta Rhymes; Chingy

31. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/11
When I say "Friends Edition", I don't want everyone to think that a cast member of "Friends" is in any of these because they are NOT. When I say cast member, I mean one of the six regulars. Not that any other cast member who ever appeared on the show is in here either, but I just don't know. When I do say friends, I mean such as from AP, so let's start with her.
#1 Like all good AP stories, they take place in a bathroom. But unlike in the past, this one takes place in a men's room. Yes, AP was in a men's room. She says because the line was too long for the women's. I don't know. For all I know she could have been having sex with a total stranger. Kind of like the B list married film actor she saw in the men's room making out and reaching in the pants of another man. The B lister was in 2 of the top 25 films last year. John Travolta ("Wild Hogs" and "Hairspray")

#2 As tax season slowly trickles in, I am hearing from our accountant more, and hopefully the stuff will be as good as last year. Seems that there is this recently married male singer who is running a call girl ring. Our singer has ten condos leased in three different cities all under a corporate name. Checks go out to the leasing companies for the condos, and each day the accountant is getting money orders from people living in each of the condos. Now, I guess the tenants could be paying daily rent, but since the average amount sent in each day is $3000, that would be some expensive rent. Usher

#3 Which spouse of a Presidential candidate is having an affair? (Not Bill. Would that really even be a shocker anyway?)

#4 Which married A list television actor was kissing his girlfriend at a supermarket last week, when he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around to see it was his in-laws. Patrick Dempsey

32. JANET CHARLTON 01/12
We thought this much-loved actor had put his predilections behind him but he seems to have relapsed. Although he's now happily married, he's been cruising Craig's List for gay sex. A guy who placed an ad for anonymous sex was surprised when this actor turned up looking high as a kite and thrashed. He explained he'd been partying for a week and "didn't do this very often" but did not identify himself. Even with his facial hair and messed up looks he was easy to recognize. Let's hope he gets a grip before he goes off the deep end again. Robert Downey Jr.

33. STAR MAGAZINE 01/21
Which famous sitcom star has fallen off the wagon after managing to stay clean for years? He hasn't shown up to any support groups or AA meetings in weeks and pals say he is back to his pill-popping ways.  Matthew Perry

34. NY DAILY NEWS 01/13
Which hero-athlete, who has had two recent forays onto the small screen, has a private thing for cross-dressing? It is said to be the reason for his first divorce, although the current wife doesn't know. Bruce Jenner

35. PANACHE REPORT 01/14
Rewind: We told you last year that he only married her because she had name status. He tells friends, he's not really attracted to her but her perks allow him to go to industry events, eat in fine restaurants and meet his favorite celebrities. He started going to swinger clubs to add spice to his marriage, at least this is what he told his wife. One evening, she decided to accompany him. She was devastated, despite her fame, no one at the club wanted to swing with her because they considered her too unattractive. Meanwhile, hubby disappeared and couldn't be found the entire evening. It was assumed that he was getting his freak on in a private room.

Fast Forward: Things haven't gotten any better. Hubby is now more open and brazen with his numerous indiscretions and our female celebrity recently complained to her friends that she keeps receiving hang-ups on her land line. Her friends try to make her see the light but she refuses to even consider divorce. She doesn't want to be alone. Hubby considers himself a kept man and he spends what money she has, entertaining his other women. Hubby has also gone buck wild, openly flaunting other women in person and trolling internet sites for sex hookups not to mention his sex club and swinger appearance from coast to coast. He seems to be sleeping with everyone but his wife. She has become really depressed regarding his embarrassing and disrespectful behavior. Hubby has her so brainwashed that she's convinced, no one else wants her but him. Hubby was once overheard telling a friend, "I'm not married, she is." Our female celebrity has burned so many britches in Hollywood in regards to bouncing checks to her hairdresser, publicist, stylist, etc., that some people are happy that hubby is putting her through this public humiliation and shame. Whenever her family tells her to divorce him, her constant reply is: "Divorce is not an option," he will have to leave me first." Sidney Hicks/Mo'Nique

36. NY DAILY NEWS 01/14
Which candidate’s daughter recently went on a date with an ardent Ron Paul supporter? "The date became all about him trying to convince her about Paul," laughs a friend. Finally, she said, "You know my dad’s running for President. You’re not going to change my mind!"

37. BILLY MASTERS 01/14
Could it be that a certain globetrotting guy has been getting messy in public? The cute coverboy has told everyone that he wants to find a sugar daddy "while I'm still young and pretty." Honey, that ship may have already sailed. Anyway, it's an odd stance given his hefty reality show win. First, he was spotted chatting up some patrons at one of NYC's best places to pick up a rent-boy. Then he disappeared in the men's room with a significantly older daddy type at a recent Las Vegas concert. I guess that would make him SLUTTY SPICE! "Amazing Race" Reichen Lehmkuhl

38. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/14
#1 This B list film actor from some all-time biggest hit films has a new mentor and daddy. And when I say daddy, it really could be a granddaddy. There is an almost 40 year age difference between the couple. Of course our actor keeps insisting he isn't gay.

#2 This A list actor's daughter was recently spotted by dad making out and groping some random guy in a corner of a bar. Dad went over and scared the guy off. Not to be outdone, the daughter got back at the dad by repeatedly walking up to him and crying whenever he was engaged in conversation with another woman. Rumer and Bruce Willis

39. NY DAILY NEWS 01/15
Which acting legend in a current release once offered a national beauty queen a vial of cocaine during a daytime golf round? While the lady declined, he seemed not to realize his coke had been clogged with moisture and sticky globs fell out of his schnoz the rest of the afternoon. Jack Nicholson

40. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/15
I was at dinner about six weeks ago and people were talking about this and that, but nothing gossipy per se. At one point I asked the waitress if she was an actress which is always a yes and asked her what she had been in. She told me and it was actually a pretty impressive list and probably made her wonder why she was still waiting tables. Someone at the table overheard what the waitress had worked on and immediately talked about the A list star of the hit network initials drama and how even though he was married he was always hitting on her. The waitress jumped in and said that the guy had actually made many passes at her and one time wouldn't let her leave his trailer until she had kissed him and agreed to have dinner with him. Then when they went to dinner he said he wanted to eat it in his suite and not in a restaurant. After dinner she thought she was going to have to beat the guy off, but the phone rang and it was his wife and when she figured that out, she spoke up really loudly so the wife would hear, said "thanks for dinner, I'm going to go now, " and got out. Well that story led to another and another about when this had happened before and by whom and to whom and it went on for twenty minutes. In those twenty minutes I had enough blind items for a week. They don't usually come that easy and that plentiful, but almost any question can lead to a blind item.

41. PANACHE REPORT 01/16
Not long ago, he was king of the hill. He charged six figures for production and beats. He rolled around town in exotic whips, (Lambos, Ferrari's, Hummers). He also lived in a few mansions and had a harem of women on redial (black, white and Latino). It all came crashing down when he developed a taste for cocaine. He currently has a $2,000 per day cocaine habit. When he does open his curtains and comes out of his dark room, his new tracks lack creativity and are sloppy at best. Lyrics and beats are no longer a priority. The only thing that matters is his next hit. He is beginning to look homeless. People are wondering, what the hell happened to him? He also becomes easily agitated and he's obnoxious. He is in debt to a East Coast drug dealer for $40,000. Rumor has it that he owes nearly $50,000 to a West Coast drug dealer. His cash flow is so low, he's trying to borrow money from former artists he produced to cover his drug debts. He's hit rock bottom. You don't have to be a fan of music producers to know who he is. Scott Storch

42. NY DAILY NEWS 01/16
Which doe-eyed young TV star is attracting attention for his indiscreet way with cocaine? "He will do it absolutely anywhere," says a source. "Don't tell anybody! Chance Crawford. "Don't Tell Anybody" ---> Gossip----> Gossip Girl

43. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/16
On one of his recent benders it seems as if our former A list film actor picked up a present that isn't the kind you really want to bring home to your wife. The problem is that you can expect those kinds of presents when you are picking up strange women every night and not using protection. No word on whether he actually tried to give the present to his wife, but chances are that is a big no, and he will be very lucky to ever get to visit that special place again. Word is also that his most recent bender included his very first effort with a needle.

44. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/17
Who would have thought that the death of a Japanese tycoon could have an effect on a Hollywood marriage. About two months ago a Japanese tycoon died. About two weeks ago the husband of our gorgeous, foreign born, B list film actress answered the phone to discover that the tycoon had left his actress wife almost $5M in his will. The husband had never heard of the guy and assumed there had been some mistake. Yes, his wife was a famous actress but no one just leaves that much money to someone they have never met. Well, when he mentioned it to this wife he could tell she did know the tycoon. How did she know him and what made him leave his wife $5M? Turns out that the wife had met the tycoon when she was just starting out in the business and had spent some time with him on several occasions. When I say spending time, I think you know what I am getting at. Apparently our actress must have left quite an impression with her interpersonal skills. The husband wasn't really that upset about his wife's past. He may have been more so if he knew that she had seen the tycoon once or twice after her marriage. Elizabeth Hurley; Catherine Zeta Jones

45. NY POST 01/17
1. WHICH slave-driving producer of a morning TV show was ordered by the network's legal department to cease and desist offering staffers tequila shots on Friday afternoons? The grinch-like suits were worried about liability. Michael Gelman "Live with Regis and Kelly"

2. WHICH talented singer/guitar player seems to have forgotten he's married with children? He's been spotted entering and exiting a building in Battery Park City where he spends the night with a beautiful record company executive. Eric Clapton

46. NY DAILY NEWS 01/17
Which rising actor with a celebrity girlfriend has been sending "dirty, flirty" texts to a slew of young ladies in Hollywood? At least that's the gossip. Chace Crawford (Carrie Underwood)

47. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 01/17
1. The jig may be up for this pied piper. Poor tickets sales and his jealousy of other artists are dooming his concert tour. R. Kelly

2. Since revealing his tears, will this sports superstar finally reveal the truth about himself? There is a reason he is so emotional. Terell Owens

48. TED CASABLANCA 01/17
One Remind Us to Never Sleep Over There Blind Vice: Well, we were going to blab all about pee-happy Super-Duper Cooper’s nasty-ass demand that his (ex) blondie ditz dame get an abortion—most men are simply hideous, straight and gay, all there is to it—but after last week’s pooch-offing Blind left us in a very bad mood, just had to offer up something, uh, a tad more festive to ponder this week. Hope you don’t mind. Promise, back to the desultory trash soon! So, remember Bravado Boom-Cocks, the star with the overly loud, potty-mouthed manners who chewed out a poor party host? He’s just gotten himself a fabulous new mansion. Ain’t entertainment money just devilishly over-the-top? The pad’s as huge as the boy’s rumored endowment, promise. And he was bragging about the spread’s size to an amigo recently. And said amigo was quite aware of BBC’s fondness for masturbation. So, he asked the award-winning celebrity if he had yet autoerotically christened the new mansion yet. "Are you kidding?" bellowed the outspoken pisser. "Every room." Jeez. He hasn't even moved in to the joint yet. That sex addict works fast. AND IT AIN’T: Kevin Nealon; Kevin Costner; Kevin Spacey

49. PEREZ HILTON 01/17
What buxom blonde is planning to get an abortion? The semi-retired actress' soon-to-be ex-husband was said to be livid when she was pAArtying on New Year's eve. Coke and unborn babies don't go well together! Pam Anderson

50. PANACHE REPORT 01/18
She loves the high life, the streets and the bright lights. Despite this, she's not well put together, although she thinks she is. She is ghetto fabulous at best. She is very materialistic, although she can't afford it. She has no ambition to invest or better herself. She has always relied on others to support her spending habits. She has always tried to align herself with ballers, rappers, pimps and dope boys. She loves this lifestyle, it's intoxicating to her. She's even had an occasional sugar moma. Everything is borrowed. From nice cars, to designer bags to expensive bling. She loves to give the illusion of wealth. It's an compulsion for her. Her little name status is fading fast and she's getting older. She can no longer compete with the younger honey's on the scene. She's desperately looking for security in the form of an monthly allowance and various credit cards. To keep up the appearance of wealth, she'll have her publicist release a fake statement saying: She has numerous ventures on her plate. None of these ventures have ever come to fruitarian. A source informed us: "We have a mutual friend, when we all went to lunch, all she did was drop names and front. When the bill came, she made a big show of telling us she was paying it. She gave the server her credit card, she was embarrassed when the server came back later and told her 'your card declined.' Our friend paid for her, I paid for my meal and left the tip. As we were leaving, out of the corner of my eye, I saw her trying to pocket the tip until I busted her out." This black female celebrity is sinking fast. If a sugar daddy doesn't come along soon. She's contemplating being a runner for a local drug pusher who she scored drugs from in the past. If it wasn't for the generosity of family and friends, it's a possibility she would be living in a sleeping bag under a overpass. Lil Kim; Trina

51. POPBITCH 01/18
1. This ex-pop star proudly showed off mobile video footage to his mates of his then girlfriend, a fallen teen pop idol, giving him a blowjob while singing one of her classic pop songs?

2. Which royal hanger-on has been overheard making a lurid claim about a female royal, stables, a rather fine stallion and an enthusiastic hand-job?

52. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/18
#1 For some reason known only to them, this site is very popular in India. So, as part of the Four For Friday I am going to go ahead and post one of maybe two blind items I know about Indian stars. One of India's biggest actors _____________, had an affair going on with one of India's most famous beauty queens turned actress ________________. However, after some time, the actor convinced his son to marry the actress - which he did, and the father now tags along to almost all the events with the son and mistress/daughter-in-law with the son looking like the third wheel. Our actor's wife, was an actress in her own right back in the day and acts as if she knows nothing. To make this even more interesting there are other rumors that the son has something on the side going on with another actor, who is the son of the chief minister of one of the Indian states. Got it? Yeah, but in India it's gold baby. Amitabh Bachchan & Aishwarya Rai

#2 Here is another one from the perverted dad's file. Our father who is just a regular guy has a daughter who is a B list television actress/"singer" who plays much younger than she really is. In the back of the house is a hot tub. Our actress has been known to have her girlfriends over and whenever they use the hot tub, within five minutes dad comes out in his bathing suit and gets in with them. Somewhere along the way, he adjusts his suit so that when he stands up to get out, the girls in the tub get an up close and personal look at Mr. Winky who is standing at attention and waving hello. This is not a one time event. Ashley Tisdale

#3 Mom's aren't perfect either. Do you recall our actress who drinks the bottle of vodka a day and has it delivered by the same guy everyday. Well that guy is now renting out the guest house. At least that is what she tells her friends and the father of her child(ren). In actuality he spends every night with our actress in her room. Hopefully he is getting some very big tips or is half blind because no one would want to wake up next to her in the mornings. Kim Delaney

#4 This B+ list award winning film actress has been sleeping with her agent. It was slimy enough that he kept taking his 10% of her earnings, but now he wants to just manage her, and all for the low discount rate of 15%. In order to make as much money off of her as quickly as possible he has convinced her to sign up for roles that are totally opposite anything she has ever done before, just so she can get a bigger paycheck, and him. I wonder if she knows about the other actress he sees when our B lister is out of town.  Hilary Swank

53. TV GUIDE 01/21
Try to guess the newly minted movie starlet whose scathing remarks about her own character in a very popular recent film probably just cost her a nomination for a major award. How's that? Get this: The ballots for the prize were dropped in the mail around the same time the publication containing her rant hit newsstands. And from what I hear, voters figured if she wasn't going to support what she did, why should they? So, any guesses? Katherine Heigl/Golden Globes "Knocked Up"

54. LAINEY’S GOSSIP 01/21
The recent embarrassment and exposure has not deterred Cheese from cheating. When his much better half is in town, he of course is on his best behaviour. Especially since she seems to have forgiven and forgotten. Or perhaps she’s much less savvy than we’ve all given her credit for. But a return to the road means a return to the rock’n’roll lifestyle. Only now his predilections seem even dirtier. Whereas before the philandering was concentrated on one girl at a time, with an insistence on cleanliness and then accompanied by a camera, these days, he’s graduated to multiples – plucked from the crowd during his shows, two or three at a time, always very young, they end up in a giggling heap in his bus or in his room, plied with alcohol and other intoxicants until they’re good and ready to get nasty. At which point he pulls out the trusty camera and commemorates the occasion. Stupidly however, he also lets them do the same with their phones. So far it’s been 4 cities and counting – the same routine, the same debauchery…only on one of the stops, he hit up someone a tad too young. As in 17. He was kind enough to single her out. Poor thing believed him when he promised her the world. And she has pictures. Of course she’s too sweet to do anything about it… at least not yet. But what is it they say? Hell hath no fury like a girl who waits by a silent phone… Michael Buble and Emily Blunt

55. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/21
This is a B lister. I almost think of our actress as the epitome of a B lister. She has done television and films and is probably more of a B lister for the television, but she does have some great film roles. Anyway, this week at Sundance. Oh, I guess that will narrow it down some huh? At Sundance this week, our actress was walking down the street and spotted a teenage girl who was sitting on a backpack, shivering and didn't have anything on but a sweater and jeans even though it was after dark and well below freezing. Turns out the girl had come out to Park City to hang out with a guy she barely knew but he blew her off for some other girl, so she had no room and no place to stay and didn't have the money to change her return airline ticket which was for three days in the future. Our actress didn't really believe the girl at first but then the girl showed her the airline ticket and her i.d. That was enough for our actress. She took the girl to a store and bought her a jacket, and then took her back to her hotel for food and fun. The actress called some friends over to cheer the girl up, got her some dinner and then had everyone take turns calling the jerk who traded her for another girl. Our actress changed the return date on the ticket, paying for the change and even upgraded the girl to first class for the flight home. She let the girl spend the night, got her out to the airport the next morning and gave her a few hundred bucks. Eliza Dushku

56. AUSIELLO REPORT 01/22
Film Biz to Idled TV Star: Don't Call Us, We'll Call You: Gimme a young actor who's satisfied working in TV and I'll give you a half-dozen who'd rather be doing films. For the performers who fall in the latter category, the current writers strike has proven to be something of a blessing, as it's given them the kind of free time to pursue their movie-star dreams that their ironclad multi-year contracts never afforded them. Unfortunately, a certain star on a hit show hasn't had the best of luck capitalizing on the sudden hiatus — and his/her costars are dancing a jig about it. You see, this particular thesp has for years been bitching to anyone who'll listen about how his/her current TV gig has been preventing them from being the next Tom Cruise/Julia Roberts. The chip on said actor's shoulder became considerably more pronounced when he/she was forced to turn down a lead role in what would eventually become a $100 million-grossing film. The reason? Scheduling conflicts at their day job. Suddenly, a show with little or no behind-the-scenes drama had "Crazy Young Actor" on its hands. Cut to November '07, the writers drop their pens, scripted programming grinds to a halt, and you-know-who is free to go after any film part he/she wants. The result? Crickets. Despite hitting the audition circuit hard, Cocky McCockerson can't land a film to save his/her life. Next thing you know, Mr./Mrs. I Oughta Be in Pictures is singing a different tune: I Oughta Be Thankful I'm a Working Actor. So, who's the star with the big-screen 'tude and nary a credit to show for it? Place your bets in the comments section below. Josh Holloway ("Gambit" in X-Men: The Last Stand!); Chad Michael Murray; Josh Duhamel

57. NY DAILY NEWS 01/22
Which legendary singer is being kept on a tight leash by her producer as she works on her comeback album? She was not allowed to attend a glitzy weekend celebrity event over fears for her sobriety. Whitney Houston

58. PANACHE REPORT 01/23
She was an underage hottie who showed up at all the major sporting events. She eventually caught the eye of a professional baller, several years ago, before he retired. She was petite and still a virgin when he painfully deflowered her. Her parents found out about their discreet relationship and threatened Mr. NBA with jail and media exposure. He paid them nearly $1 million dollars to keep quiet and he agreed to stop seeing their daughter but the damage had been done and despite the big payout, it's doubtful that the girl received any type of therapy. The girl is now of age but she is a stone cold freak. Whenever a celebrity couple needs a second woman, they call her. Whenever there is a Hollywood party where the guests participate in sexual voyeurism, they call her and she happily performs sexual acts in front of the guests. She is on redial for black Hollywood and white Hollywood. She once moved in with a famous dysfunctional crack couple who often referred to her as their "third wheel." She did every sex act imaginable and frequently participated in 3-ways until the wife got tired of her pressing up against her husband in bed and putting her hands down the front of his pajama bottoms. She was kicked out of the house. She then moved on to a popular black female singer (with a downward career) who wanted to watch her perform sex with a male relative so she could get tips to use on her celebrity boyfriend who without her knowledge would make a sex tape with her using her new skills. She also serviced a rap mogul and his girlfriend on a frequent basis. She makes a lot of money from her sexual escapades but she spends it on foolishness, example: $1,500 dollar shoes, expensive bling, etc. And, she likes to brag about her conquests by dropping their names. Mr. NBA is still nervous about his "underage scandal," eventually leaking out because it would ruin his new lucrative career away from sports.
underage hottie: Meagan Goode
Mr. NBA:
famous dysfunctional crack couple: Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown
black female singer/male relative/celebrity boyfriend: Brandy Norwood; brother Ray J
rap mogul/girlfriend: T.I. and Tiny; Diddy and Kim; Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson

59. NY DAILY NEWS 01/23
Which wholesome TV star snubbed the tweenager who played her onscreen relative during a recent visit to NYC, sending her back to Texas in tears?

60. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/23
Celebrity lesbian couple: If you can't handle kinky, then you better close your eyes right now and either ignore this, or perhaps have someone read it to you in very small doses. As with any couple, there are two people. In this case, there is an actress and a non-actress. Could be a celebrity, could be not, but is definitely not currently an actress. Anyway, the non-actress of our couple has a serious need for kink. The way this need is met is by bringing a man into the bedroom every so often. Not frequently. A few times a year at most. The non-actress enjoys being forced to be with men and do things that she would normally never do or think about doing with a man, or anyone actually. Our actress is in charge during each of these sessions and enjoys it thoroughly. She enjoys being in charge and making the non-actress as uncomfortable and as miserable as possible because it doesn't happen often in or out of the bedroom. The more misery the better as far as the non-actress is concerned. One sure way to see when one of these sessions has happened is a very long vacation for the couple almost immediately thereafter.

61. NY DAILY NEWS 01/24
Which TV star and his (female) publicist's nicknames for each other are "old velvet nose" and "the baldheaded champ"? I can't decide - is that sweet or not?

62. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/24
So a little change of pace. After I saw that The Time was going to play the Grammy Awards it got me thinking about a time when I was just starting out. I used to promote concerts to get through school. This was when little guys still could do it and corporations had not swallowed up every possible venue. I had promoted The Time two or three times and made some money. I had got to know some of the group and once we happened to be in Las Vegas at the same time. They invited me to their show and to a party they were having after. I want to say they were playing at the Riviera, but I can't remember. I think it was because this was when Frank Sinatra was still alive and I remember thinking I had seen him play in the same room a week earlier and how crazy Vegas is that two totally different acts can both pack in a crowd. Of course Sinatra tickets were three times the price of The Time tickets. Anyway, after the show, we went to a club or two, but this was still the older Vegas. Excalibur was the only big new hotel. Everything else was still to come. The clubs were still very rough around the edges. Very rough. So, after seeing a possible stabbing death at the second club we went to, we decided to head back to the hotel and one of their suites. I don't remember anyone calling anyone but all of a sudden the place was absolutely packed. Packed like it took you five full minutes to make your way across the room from one side to the other. There was one clear area though and it was this big glass table. It was probably seven feet long and three feet wide. Sitting around the table were people basically two deep. The top of the table was covered in coke. I had seen people do coke before and thought I had seen a lot on a table before, but this was the most ever. None of the guys from The Time were touching it. I do remember that. BUT, I do remember that there were two people from this brand new television show called Beverly Hills 90210 who were sucking coke down like someone was trying to steal it from them. Most people were being very patient and chatting in between lines. Not these two. One female and one male were all over it. They were outdone in their zest for the drug only by this actress from Saved By The Bell. I honestly thought they were going to fight for it. Later, after the crowd had thinned I saw the male from 90210 and the actress from Saved By The Bell getting it on in a corner. She was pretty hot, I have to tell you. The guy I remember was very sweaty. The actress from 90210 never left the coke. Ever. Not until it was all gone. Then she got up, and left. Didn't say goodbye or anything. Just walked out and left. Hell of a night.
Male BH 90210: Jason Priestley
Female BH 90210: Shannen Doherty
Saved by the Bell: Tiffany Amber Thiessen; Elizabeth Berkley

63. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 01/24
1. Someone needs to tell this up and coming football star that you can’t turn a ho into a housewife. Will he come to his senses before it’s too late? Reggie Bush (Kim Kardashian)

2. This former Supermodel wants everyone to think she is lonely and in need of a man. What a farce! She is far from lonely. Not only does she have a man who is much older than her, but she rearranged her life to be closer to him. Tyra Banks

64. TED CASABLANCA 01/24
One Pooftah-Patrol Blind Vice: Slurpa Pop-Off’s pups may not always escape their closets, but her exes are frolicking out one by one. One of Slurpa’s old boudoir conquests obvs needed something a little more in the sack—like eight inches more, as he’s been known to tryst with transvestites since bustin’ up with sexin’ Slurpa. Another one of SPO’s past and most precious "dating" pets, Purcell Poke-Me, is spotted regularly at a hole-in-the-wall gym on Beverly Boulevard. (Not mine, you heathens!) PPM lives to tone his totally taut bod with personal training seshes early in the ayem. Boy looks completely cut and coiffed—all for naught, perhaps, since the once superpoppy PPO’s poster-boy days are pretty much dunzo. Or so it would seem. Nevertheless, Purcell puts on quite the show, stretching out on the mat oh-so-intimately with his equally arduous and good-looking trainer as the gym bunnies gawk 'n' gawk. Smell-it-all mattress word reveals that Slurpa’s former flame boffs the dudes right 'n' left and hits the bars in Boys Town (and their mostly man-filled gyms) when visiting this coast, throwing drinks back with WeHo’s finest in a way most straight men are not exactly wont to do. Is Purcell going to be the next Lance Bass to come pirouetting out of the closet? His well-manicured mane says yes, but his well-known mucho macho aggression suggests otherwise. Slurpa’s been known to toe the bi-line herself. Maybe these two should replay the charade all over again? AND IT AIN’T: Justin Timberlake; Kevin Federline; Jared Leto. Paris Hilton/old boudoir conquest: Jason Shaw/Nick Carter

65. PANACHE REPORT 01/25
1. She's considered a superstar by many and extremely famous by others. Her lifestyle includes private security, private jets, yachts, limos, sky boxes, mansions, exotic cars and penthouse suites. Despite a modest background, she has done extremely well for herself but she's hiding two dark secrets, never revealed before, until now! She's a former prostitute who freelanced and later worked through an escort agency. She averaged 3-4 tricks per day. Throughout the years, her escort agency rep/madame has been paid off to maintain her silence. When she first came on the scene, a story was concocted on how she was discovered. In reality, the person who discovered her was her most powerful client. Her fixer has gone to great lengths to prevent this story from reaching the masses. Numerous people have been paid off including big payments to someone who is very resentful of her success. The pay offs over the years are rumored to be over a $1 million dollars. Over this lifetime to maintain the silence: Several million dollars, easily. Another secret being kept undercover: She had an abortion by her non-black famous boyfriend because she was committed to her career. She now regrets that decision.
superstar: Mariah Carey
powerful client: Tommy Mottola
non-black famous boyfriend: Luis Miguel

2. Another black female star paid a fixer to round up every single copy (East Coast/West Coast) of an adult film she had a cameo in. Initially, she didn't expect her album to go multi-platinum. When it did, a fixer was called in. He was able to retrieve all the copies via various pay offs. He was also paid six figures for his effort by her record company. Lil Kim

66. PEREZ HILTON 01/25
What bad boy actor, who spent some time in rehab not too long ago, was openly doing cocaine in the back seat of his chauffeur-driver car while in Sundance for the film festival??? Get over your Vice! And shower! And trim your pubes! Colin Farrell

67. PANACHE REPORT 01/28
1. Although he recently gave the impression of turning over a new leaf, nothing has changed. He was recently spotted with a group member at a Texas airport. He was sweating, twitching and bumming lucy's from fellow passengers-stuffing them in his raggedy jeans pocket, like he was saving them for a rainy day. He looked homeless and unkempt with a strong body odor. He's obviously on crack or meth. He just can't seem to kick his habit. He's been through foreclosures, repossessions and bankruptcies. At the height of his career, he loved to front in the limo's, whips, rented cribs and penthouse suites. Unbeknownst to him, all the money for these material objects were deducted from his royalties by the record company. This is why he never got ahead, financially. When his career dried up, all of the royalty money had been pre-spent for the above items and advances. There was nothing left. All he ever knew how to do was sing, there was nothing left for him to do and then he started using his faded status to live off star struck women, over time, they kicked him to the curb because he wasn't contributing to the household. He's also a sexist and was overheard making the following twisted comment, "If I were a woman, things would be different, at least I could sell my body for quick cash or get knocked up and have a kid to go on welfare and Section 8." Who Is He? Devante

2. This guy also belongs to a R&B group. They have a few hits but one of those hits was massive. Like a lot of groups, they are broke and he supplements his income by slinging rocks and meth. Often, after he performs, he doesn't retreat to the dressing room like group members, instead, he can be found in a nearby alleyway selling drugs to fans between signing autographs.

68. NY POST 01/28
1. WHICH beautiful movie star/model of a certain age is dating a married man? She conveniently showed up to the Self magazine/Origins "Green" party at the Sundance Film Festival just moments before her rock star guitar-playing boyfriend did. Isabella Rosselini/Edge from U2

2. WHICH daytime gabber should be nicer to her staffers? She snipes at them all day long, particularly if they bring her the coffee she endorses - she prefers Starbucks. Rachel Ray (Dunkin' Donuts coffee)

3. WHICH celebrity publicist has her hands all over one of her clients, a married hip-hop star?

69. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 01/28
Each gay mogul breaks up with his boy-toy in his own way. Years ago, a famous corporate titan agreed to a formal palimony payout. Another velvet mafioso gave his stud-muffin the customary black Jeep Cherokee. The discarded lad apparently thought he deserved more: he's said to have parked the vehicle in the mogul's driveway and set it on fire.

70. NY DAILY NEWS/GATECRASHER 01/28
Which legendary older funnyman has never worn the same pair of socks twice since becoming a millionaire at age 18? Jerry Lewis

71. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/28
#1 - This cable B list actor who is now getting a shot at the big time wanted everyone to believe that his separation from his wife was all about not getting along and not making their schedules work. The actual problem was that he couldn't get away from his boyfriend enough to make his wife happy. Michael C. Hall

#2 This C/B- film actress and only film. Big films at that. Is not quite of the legal age of consent. This might explain her father's concern when she brought home her 35 year old boyfriend she met on her most recently completed film. Emma Watson

#3 Spot the delivery boy. They were both at the SAG Awards last night.

72. NY DAILY NEWS 01/29
Which reality-show clogged network had to change its casting procedures after a racist internal policy was leaked? Producers had an informal ban on considering cast members who were "too black." They claimed it was because darker skin tones were hard to pick up on camera. Bravo

73. LAINEY’S GOSSIP 01/29
I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her "very much… just as you are." And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude and Shazzer contemplating the profundity of his words… Sigh. Some men are perfect. And many find this man perfect. Dashing, debonair, scandal-free, which is why some of late have been questioning his devotion to his wife, baffled by the attraction. Still… he remains happily married and committed, he loves her just as she is, but it turns out, what she is is a girl who likes other girls. With his permission. A classic marriage of convenience... their commitment runs deep, they care for each other dearly, but they just don’t sleep in the same bed. As for his preferences – oddly enough, he doesn’t seem to have any. The easy assumption would be that he’s meanders about like John Travolta at a massage parlour, which isn’t the case. Not even close. No affairs, no gay hook ups, nothing. Just happy that his wife is happy… true love indeed. And before you go there, it’s not Colin Firth. Pierce Brosnan/Keely Shaye Smith

74. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/29
#1 This A list actor/actress married couple. How does the couples thing work? I think that if one is a B+ lister and the other is probably a B+ lister but formerly A list, and they both have A list name recognition, that they should be an A list couple. That was a long way to go for telling you that it seems that our actor recently got the actress pregnant. I think it does usually work that way except in the movie Junior. Our actress miscarried, and since then our actor has gone off the deep end. It looked like he was headed off the deep end before the miscarriage, but he has been using it as an excuse to justify his behavior and his absences. Ben Affleck/Jennifer Gardner; Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore

#2 He is an A list actor by definition, and he is certainly paid up towards the top of the acting list. It is a good thing he is getting paid a lot because he is not getting laid a lot. Oh, he tries, but our funnyman has a real problem getting the party started so to speak. The women usually try their best, but our actor inevitably sends them on their way with an apology and gets back to doing what is causing the problem in the first place.

75. PANACHE REPORT 01/30
One project put him on the map. He had dreams of becoming a Hollywood big shot, behind the scenes but his plans didn't turn out the way he expected due to his massive ego. On the surface, this man appears likable and sweet. In reality, he has left a trail of broken hearts in his wake. Once, a girlfriend wanted to test his faithfulness, she had a close friend call his hotel room while he was on location and pretend to be a "local" groupie. When the friend got him on the phone, within five minutes, he was trying to lure her to his hotel room. His girlfriend was devastated, later she said he allegedly gave her a (non fatal) STD but she may have been disgruntled. This man is also known for procuring hookers while on location. Needless to say, this man eventually got married. Over time, he became bored and disappeared from his family without a word. He is now divorced. He's known for hiring the cheapest talent so he can pocket as much budget money as possible. Hint: Very well known in the black community. Robert Townsend

76. NY DAILY NEWS 01/30
Which model-turned-actress, who is on her second actor husband, relaxes between shoots with a bong made from an enormous two-liter plastic soda bottle? Rebecca Romijn

77. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/30
#1 Our HIV+ singer was asked by her local health department who she had sex with so they could be notified. There are some rumors that this list is up for sale. Britney Spears

#2 This aging Academy Award nominated actor is really starting to show even more signs that he may not have all his faculties. Lately he has been trying to make purchases with gold coins instead of cash. No one knows if he is truly crazy or a genius since the past few times he has attempted to use the coins, the owners of the store just let him have his purchases for free after he threw a fit about how he didn't believe in cash or credit anymore and that he was returning to the past. Uh huh. Gary Busey

#3 This diva of divas singer and sometime very bad actress spends a great deal of money at one particular store. No problem there. She always goes after closing. No problem there. The problem lies in the fact that she will only shop at the store if a certain person is working there and waits on her. Right before Christmas the salesperson was on vacation in Europe with her family when our singer decided to do some last minute Christmas shopping. When she was informed the salesperson was on vacation she threatened to never shop at the store again. Not wanting to lose our diva as a customer, they flew the salesperson from and back to Europe in Business Class just to wait on our diva. Mariah Carey

78. NY DAILY NEWS 01/31
Which recently launched gossip Web site can't keep staff? "Our new editor went partying in Miami a few weeks ago and just sort of never came back," complains one insider, who now has to cover her 6 a.m.-3 p.m. shift. "It's awful." Page Six

79. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 01/31
#1 This aging, but not old, former Academy Award nominated actor and serious award winner who has been known to do theatre, left his wife to be with his girlfriend. No big deal, but it is when he broke up with the girlfriend to be with her daughter. He now lives with the daughter of the girlfriend and has done so on the sly for sometime. It does make sense in a way.
actor: Ralph Fiennes
wife: Alex Kingston
girlfriend: Francesca Annis
daughter: Charlotte Wiseman

#2 This current Academy Award nominated actress/supporting actress is cheating on her significant other. If she wins will she thank them both? Not Ruby Dee. Tilda Swinton

80. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 01/31
1. This Actress/Comedienne may have made a big mistake by opening up about her marriage. Everyone doesn’t need to know your business because it could overshadow your career and accomplishments. Mo'Nique

2. This Singer is trying to move on with her life now that her fairytale marriage is over. Now that she is no longer caught in the rapture, she is determined to move on with her children and enjoy her life. Anita Baker

3. The children of a famous singing superstar wish their mom would take a break with her Diva antics. They know her as a loving mother, but when she takes the stage, she acts a fool. At a recent island festival, she started acting like the boss and the crowd started booing and heckling her. Her children were in attendance. They were so horrified that they ran from the venue. They couldn’t stand watching their mom get embarrassed. Diana Ross

81. TED CASABLANCA 01/31
One Pigskin-Poked Blind Vice: Über-Cool Unzipped is a feted filmmaker, romancer and Hollywood figure whose film finesse, more often than not, figures out how to please the critics and crowds alike—not to mention the college set. Way to score every demographic, dude! Now, don’t you know, just to keep it cute ‘n’ collegiatelike, Über likes to spend the successful movie weekends of his trademark flicks (not to mention other, less celebratory windows of horny opportunity) not by sipping a champagne flute with the Hollywood elite, but by throwing back a plethora of red plastic cups at a mostly frosh beer bash or three. This is how our guy unwinds when off set. Although, for the tautly toned and well-bosomed record, Ü.C. always seems to surround himself with a like-minded staff. Appropriately, Mr. Ü knows his way around one California campus in particular—he’s been patrolling the hallways there for quite some time. Jeez, who needs H-town patting you on the back when you can pat the backs of two 18-year-old students in a ménage à trois? And myriad other such barely legal, delicious, salacious delights! In fact, Unzipped’s so supersuave (and still rather semistudly) no one seems to mind his taste in ingenue gentlemen. AND IT AIN’T: Mel Gibson; Zack Braff; Sean Penn

82. PANACHE REPORT 02/01
He grew up dirt poor. He was sports inclined, even as a small boy and he knew this would be his ticket out of poverty. According to a childhood source. He often wrote his dream down, in the following order: Millions, fame, mansion, exotic cars and a white wife. He was always attracted to Latin and black women, but he considered white women as a sign of "making it." And, no matter what, he was going to marry one. His childhood friend says, he did date a black and latino girl at the same time and developed strong feelings for both, when his friend suggested he marry one of them, he said, "I just can't marry a minority woman, I can't do it." Despite the fact he is a minority. As a young player, coming up the ranks. He went out with his teammates one evening. The club was packed with Latin and Black women but when a white woman and a female friend entered the place, our sports athlete damn near lost his mind. Although she was far from being the most attractive woman in the club, it didn't matter, he couldn't see past the color of her white skin. He immediately made a bee-line in her direction. She ignored him at first until he told her he was working his way up the ladder in sports. She gave him more attention but was still nonchalant until he told her, if you date me now and I become a star later, I will lavish you with wealth. He now had all of her attention. As he worked his way up the ranks, they became an exclusive couple. He married her just before he reached superstar status and lavished her with material objects. But, he still couldn't control his attraction to black women and started creeping with a black supermodel who rocked his world sexually. While his wife was making the rounds on TV talking about their perfect marriage he was laying up in bed with his supermodel. Who is the sports star and the black supermodel? Hint: You don't have to be a sports fan to know who he is. Alex Rodriguez

83. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/01
#1 This B list maybe C list now primarily television actor was mainly famous for who he was with rather than his acting talent. Although publicly straight and with definite heterosexual relationships in his past, it is odd now to see that he is more than willing to play the casting couch game with male producers if it will get him a part. It seems to be working.

#2 Another B list actor, this time a former television actor who only works in films now. He is B list by virtue of his work, but definitely does not have the name recognition of #1. You would recognize our actor, but would be hard pressed to come up with his name. His recent marriage ended in a quick divorce because of domestic abuse. Never hit his wife until after they were married. No signs at all until after the wedding. After he got done beating her for the third time she decided to leave. Now for fun he is trying to work his way through every woman he can find in LA. Bradley Cooper/Jennifer Esposito

#3 For this one we are going to have to go to the other side of the world. Not to India this time, but to Australia. There was already the infamous sex tape or not of Kate Ritchie. I don't think anyone can really tell who that is in that video. This time though there can be no doubt as to the identity of the actress. No, not Kate Ritchie again, but instead a sex tape featuring a different female Logie nominee. Rachael Carpani

#4 Although she has been an actress for what seems like forever, our aging, still very attractive B list/C list everything actress made her fame and fortune from one television role. Seems as if she and her 17 year old neighbor have a hot little thing going on. Luckily for her, the age of consent in her state is 17. But what if this all started when he was 16? Fran Drescher

84. STAR MAGAZINE 02/04
Which athlete, adored by Hollywood ladies, is more concerned with how he looks in bed than pleasing his women? A source says he insists on getting busy with the lights on so he can watch himself in the mirror.

85. NY DAILY NEWS 02/04
Which famous New York athlete who used to date a pint-size actress is still shaking his head about how she would never remove her shoes during sex?

86. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/04
#1 You definitely go to rehab when your addiction costs you your baby. Eva Mendes

#2 On Friday night this star pro football player was not recognized by any of the women he was hitting on, and so on Saturday night he brought a stack of trading cards and offered to autograph them for women when he gave them one. This time it worked and he got some action. Too bad he left his wife home. I'm sure she would have understood. OK, OK, he is a quarterback. That is all you are getting. Joe Montana

#3 You would think after the 2nd or 3rd abortion he has paid for this B+/A- cable television actor would stop using the line that he is sterile to women just so he doesn't have to use a condom. Jeremy Piven

87. PEREZ HILTON 02/04
What pregnant singer was recently dumped by her boyfriend after she [insert] and now she's not with child. Frown! Lily Allen

88 NY DAILY NEWS 02/05
Which husband of a daytime TV fixture - who has been in trouble for his proclivities before - has lately been patronizing a midtown dungeon? Rachel Ray's husband

89. LAINEY’S GOSSIP 02/05
Good Help is Hard to Find: Celebrities don’t always have it easy, you know. As is the case with Britney Spears, a competent assistant is a valuable commodity, especially one who won’t sell you out and will still pick up your dirty undies. But picking up panties is one thing… picking up your drugs is another matter entirely. What’s a highly regarded actor to do when he can’t pay someone to pick up his drugs??? Especially when he has such a voracious appetite? Given recent events, you’d think he’d know better… and while I can certainly sympathise with a serious addict, how can you sympathise with someone who would rather compromise an employee than risk getting caught? At least own your own sh*t, you know? But it’s all about the image isn’t it? He is an acclaimed artist, who is involved and informed and aware, idolised by some for his impish good looks – a selfish junkie isn’t usually what comes to mind. Those in the industry however have surely seen him openly spread his blow all over the dinner table, at any given party, and put half of it into his brain. So brazen is he that he used to carry his stash on his body while travelling, tucked into a coat pocket, cavalierly going through security. Over the last three months or so however he’s suddenly become a lot more paranoid. And so the task of transporting his happy across borders has rested on his personal assistants. It took her three carries before she finally put her foot down and refused. And got fired for it. The girl who took her place made it only once before quitting herself. He’s still looking for a replacement. Substance abuse is one thing. Allowing someone else to take the fall for your addiction is another. Selfish prick.

90. LAINEY’S GOSSIP 02/05 #2
Cheesy Cheating is Allowed: Remember him? The unfaithful cheese dick who still hasn’t curbed his philandering in spite of scandal and who strayed a bit too far on the underage side recently? As of press time, the photo evidence has yet to come back to haunt him but you’ll be happy to know he’s since moved on, and he’s managed to stay away of late from cheating with 17 year olds. Still… his particular proclivities remain: the insistence on a shower, the camera action, the drugs, the alcohol, and the acknowledgement that yes, he does have a girlfriend. Hence the resulting question from all of us – what is she doing? What is she thinking? Why is she sticking around??? Well, he says she knows. He says she knows and she doesn’t care. Because she’s doing the same thing. Apparently it’s allowed and it’s arranged. He cheats, she cheats, everyone’s happy, and somehow between them it works. That’s his story, anyway. And I actually kinda believe him. Crew on the set of her latest are buzzing that she’s had at least 2 different euro cast members into her trailer for a little noon time nooky but tells everyone else that she "really, really loves" her boyfriend. Monogamy is dead. Michael Buble and Emily Blunt

91. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/05
OK, this one could get confusing, and so I may need to make things more clear at a later point. This involves two actresses and one actor as well as a dude. Not a dude as in Big Lebowski dude, but just a guy. He actually does things, but no one will know what he has done, so it is safe to call him a dude. So, actor #1 who is a well known B list television star on a hit network drama was dating this major award winning B list actress (#2) who has been as successful in television as she has in films. They were dating for about a year, and things were going really well which made a nice change from her previous relationship which the world never stopped talking about. Anyway, she thought things were going well until her boyfriend hooked up with this B list actress (#3) who used to be A and is quickly dropping to C. This B list actress like someone last week is known for one role, and one role only. No matter what she does it will be this one role everyone remembers. #3 is also married which kind of complicates things. #2 got out when she heard about #1 and #3. #1 and #3 have kept their little thing going despite the marriage that #3 is in.
actor #1:
actress #2:
actress #3:

92. PANACHE REPORT 02/06
Our friends at "Entertainment Lawyer," reported last week that a HIV+ white pop singer was asked by her local health department who she had sex with so they could be notified. Last week, allegations persisted, on the backend, there was a media frenzy bidding war for the list because it contained identities of some of the most famous and richest men on planet earth. This week we are hearing, this whole story has been swept under the rug, similar to the Heath Ledger video cover-up. Fast Forward: Sky Villa has unearthed similar data. We have also been informed about a white pop princess with the package, we're not saying it's the same celebrity but the similarities are astounding. This is what we uncovered: One of her reps asked that the few black men she had been intimate with - be moved to the top of the list to take the focus off the white male celebrities who dominate the list. This way, a black man can be set up to be the "fall guy," if and when this sensitive information ever leaks - and be accused of infecting one of America's Sweethearts with the deadly virus. I guess her rep didn't realize, it doesn't matter what order your name is in. It's just devastating to be included on a list like this, regardless of order. The Truth: If this is the same woman, she could have gotten infected by anyone. One of our sources walked in on her at a industry party, in a bedroom, while she was bent over snorting cocaine, an anonymous sex partner was pounding her from the back without a condom. He was her dealer and she exchanged sex for drugs although she can afford to buy her narcotics but she's addicted to the thrill of anonymous sex. Who Is She? Britney Spears

93. NY POST 02/06
WHICH former teen television star was too blitzed to hold it in and peed his pants at The House of Hennessy inside Tao in Scottsdale over Super Bowl weekend?

94. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/06
Wow a kindness at Fashion Week. B list actress who does television most of the time. She might actually be C list but she has a fairly unique look and had one show which gives her staying power for a little longer. Plus one very memorable episode on a great show. Didn't actually happen at a show so I will save you the time of wading through all the actual shows. This was a party. Happened in the restroom. Our actress was standing at the sink with another woman and chatting with her. The woman said she was leaving on an international flight and was already running late. The woman left. A minute or two went by and as our actress was leaving she saw a purse on the sink. She knew from her chatting that it belonged to the woman she had been chatting with. She grabbed the purse and made her way back into the party. The place was packed and she couldn't see the woman. She remembered that the woman was leaving to go catch a plane and so went outside to look. All of the cabs were about a block away all lined up and she saw the woman about two people back from getting into a taxi. Our actress took off down the street. After about three steps one of her heels broke and she went tumbling down onto the pavement in her designer dress. She took off the other heel and went running down the street yelling the entire time. If this were a movie she would have only caught the woman at the airport or something, but the reality is that everyone waiting for a taxi looked up including the owner and she actually realized at that moment she had forgotten her purse and headed back to the actress. Our actress had a ripped dress, no shoes, and a scraped hand but delivered the purse to the woman. The woman was extremely grateful and said the flight could wait, and that she wanted to make sure our actress was ok. They took a cab back to the party where the woman made sure our actress got her hand looked at by someone and made sure she got back with her friends okay as well. The woman offered to pay for new heels or dress, but our actress declined. Alicia Witt

95. POPBITCH 02/07
Which Brit-born US TV star once left his UK TV handlers to pick up the bill from a hotel room he'd vacated, leaving a urine-soaked mattress, shit wiped on the walls, and curtains ruined from the ties being ripped off for use in an S&M game? Johnnie Lee Miller

96. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/07
#1 This A list couple consisting of a B list film actor and B list film actress were spotted in a corner each taking one pill last night. No, they weren't vitamins, because if they were, why all the secrecy and trying to find a place where they wouldn't be seen. Also, vitamins don't usually glaze your eyes over 30 minutes later. Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore; Justin Long/Drew Barrymore

#2 How much does a wife cost? No, not in spending and shopping and food, but rather, how much would you pay someone to be your wife? Whatever this former teen A lister, and now has been is paying, it must not be enough because his wife keeps threatening to walk out unless he comes up with more dough each month.

97. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 02/08
1. The tension is in the air between two female legends. The two used to be close, almost like a mother and daughter bond, but now their political differences are putting them at odds. Sources say trouble between the two started a couple of years ago when one legend couldn’t deal with the other’s uppity attitude. Oprah Winfrey/Maya Angelou

2. Will this celebrity ex-wife lose her champion football player? He hooked up with her after losing a ton of money during a nasty divorce. The celebrity ex-wife was loaded, and he stuck to her like glue. Now, he has won his first championship, and he’s started to get offers to do major endorsements. If he starts making his own money, will he still need the celebrity ex-wife and her money? Nicole Murphy and Michael Strahan

98. TED CASABLANCA 02/07
One Muscle Matchmaker Blind Vice: Furrowed Frank is such a mainstay in contemporary entertainment, visible everywhere on screens big and small. ‘Course, many a pop culture aficionado insists what F2 does is definitely not entertainment, but it is. Indeed, the dude’s whole life is as meticulously written as his hair is coiffed. And that ain’t just my big-hair Texas exaggeration shootin’ off, trust. Here’s how F2’s love life plays out, for ince. Oh, and need you even guess? Yes, bien sûr, F.F. is a closeted gay man, do they not make any other kind in this biz any more? I swear, I really do think we’re regressing since the time of Rock Hudson and that ersatz marriage to his secretary. I mean, get real. Andy Dick and his dubious hangers-on are practically the only friggin’ tier of boy-swingin’ guys to come clean, save a few souls like T.R. Knight, who was forced outta the closet, anyway. Look, Furrowed had a b-f for a while, all fairly discreet 'n' stuff, never really got out there that much in the gay-sniffing zeitgeist that’s so increasingly prevalent...our apologies if this Vice department’s only expedited that dynamic, but I think it would have happened anyway. Now, F2 and his man have busted up. And since since Frank is under such tremendous pressure to perform before his mouthwatering public, Franky-poo’s needs must not go unmet, correct? Furrowed’s trainer sure seems to think so. The big ol’ cut and ab-perf hunk has taken it upon himself to procure dates for Furrowed. And the damn guy’s straight! But that doesn’t stop him from interviewing potential exquisitely muscled men on the floor of the gym where he trains F.F., usually beginning with a query such as, "How would you feel if a big celebrity found you attractive and wanted to go out with you?" Initial response is key here. If the boy’s dark eyes (as they almost always are, as Mr. F loves him some Latino lovin’) light up instantly, that’s usually a signal to go to the next step, which is either making the intro right there on the gym floor, or an almost immediate dinner or coffee setup. See, F ain’t got much time. We could blame it on his pressing and highly visible work schedule, s'pose, but that wouldn’t really be accurate. More to the nooky-crazed point would be that Frank is much more interested in moving on to the next bulging find his trainer procures for him—rather than getting to know any of the fixed-up fellas, at all. How long will it be before one of the quickly discarded dudes gets supersteamed and goes to the tabs, we wonder? Not very. AND IT AIN’T: Justin Timberlake; Ty Pennington; Alec Baldwin

99. PANACHE REPORT 02/08
These are the reasons behind the divorce of a black female celebrity and her husband that will not be mentioned in their divorce papers. She found out that her husband was an ambivalent hustler/con man. He usually got the the attention of gay men outside clubs. Once he had their attention, one of his buddies would ease up behind the man and mug him for his wallet and bling. It's also rumored that hubby may have indulged with gay men for money but that has yet to be proven as fact. After they married, hubby couldn't let go of his street hustle. Rumors also persist that he slept with rich women for money throughout the marriage. For extra cash, hubby also sold his used underwear (on a regular basis) to a famous white actor who had a fetish for underwear worn by younger men. He was quite busy and like a lot of men, he used his myspace page as a place to lure naive and insecure women. He often boasted that he cheated on his wife with 28 women he met off myspace. On the sly, without his wife's knowledge, hubby hooked up with a pimp and learned the craft. He recruited two prostitutes and put ads in smut papers advertising their services. He also acted as a security guard for several low rent porn stars and provided transportation for them to rented homes where they filmed X-rated films. After filming, he received a cut of their profits. When his wife found out about his notorious past, along with the pimping and numerous infidelities, she hit the roof and filed for divorce. Dawn Robinson/Dre Allen

100. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/08
From Fashion Week...

#1 This celebutard/reality female was spotted not, once, not twice, but three times this past week with different aging men who had paid a substantial sum to "spend some time" with her. Considering she hasn't been able to get a new tv gig, this is probably not a bad way for her to make a living. Britney Gastineau

#2 This barely 20's male B list television actor who is the "in" person right now was great in the afternoons, but was a complete ass by midnight because of his 12 hour a day constant coke habit. That's two from this group now. Chase Crawford  or Ed Westwick/"Gossip Girl"

#3 This couple consisting of a guy and his B list quickly dropping to C list actress wife with the B+ name recognition spent their first time together in months as a couple. She is not the nicest person to her husband or to their child, and so he had walked out. She made the rounds quietly with a couple of guys, but realized she missed her husband's money so has been kissing his ass in attempt to get him back. The thing is she had never really been nice to him in public before, and this week was acting like a Stepford Wife, so it was pretty obvious what was going on. Elizabeth Hurley

#4 How do you describe this guy without giving it away? Actor, barely. Oh, he thinks he is, but in reality is known for one particular role. Spooky? You bet. Arrogant? Absolutely. Straight? 100%, or so we all thought. Seems though that his fondness for a certain act is not limited to women as he was spotted in a restroom getting some attention from a guy. Vincent Gallo

101. NY DAILY NEWS/JO PIAZZA 02/09
Which hard-partying and over-sexed young starlet's signature move is leaving behind her panties at her paramours' houses? Tail-chasers all over L.A. have a collection of lacy things to remember her by. Lindsay Lohan

102. PANACHE REPORT 02/11
When he first started out in rap, he indulged in 2-3 female groupies per night despite having a significant other - who he has never been faithful to. Soon, he got tired of the female groupie love and wanted to experiment with something else. He would venture out in his tinted SUV to red light districts and from a distance, he would park and stare at the male hustlers and shemale's working the corner but he refused to patronize them, it was too risky and he was too recognizable. Instead, he started cruising the internet for hookups. He went after married closeted men who had just as much to lose as he did if information of their liaison's leaked. He met with a few F2F (offline) and had sex but it wasn't exciting and dangerous enough. He decided to up the ante and started booking former male porn stars off the internet. This was just what the doctor ordered for him. They were uninhibited, freaky and could go all night. When both became spent, they would switch to dildo's to keep the party going. Now, our rapper is addicted to booking male escorts and porn stars. But, like he feared, dealing with escorts and porn stars exclusively has been instrumental in leaking his business because they all talk among one another about clients. They refer to him as a "easy trick" who needs his ego pumped. You have to treat him like a God due to his past accomplishments in the rap industry and refer to him as sir or you won't be tipped. What makes this hip-hop star so unusual - he switches up. With feminine male escorts he plays the 'top' role but with muscle bound bodybuilder types, he is the power bottom. This rapper has become so brazen with these men, he no longer attempts to hide his "new friends" from his significant other. A few of these men have even accompanied him and his family on family vacations. His significant other is so emotionally and financially dependent on him, she's in denial and will never leave him. L. L. Cool J

103. NY POST 02/11
WHICH teenage TV cutie was sharing cocktails with her permissive mom at a fashion party in New York? The mom - who favors short shirts and wears her hair just like her daughter - needs to grow up. Hayden Panettiere; Miley Cyrus

104. NY DAILY NEWS 02/11
Which director shouldn't be in such a rush? Last week, he asked a young lady at 1 Oak: "Are you Asian?" When she said, "No, I'm Native American," he replied, "Bye," and sharply turned his back. Brett Ratner, director of "Rush Hour"

105. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/11
#1 This A list director has come full circle. Unable to find anyone he hasn't screwed, our director managed to convince his old flame and very in shape celebrity to go home with him. Obviously she has some extreme self esteem issues to go back to this well again. It also goes against everything she presents to the public. Brett Ratner and Serena Williams

#2 This female singer/ male celebrity betrothed will have some more convincing to do after they spent time apart last night. She spent the whole evening pissed and alone and he spent the evening pissed as well at a party in a different state with lady after lady coming up to him and spending time with him. He never turned any of them away and never indicated he was still married. Pink and Corey Hart

#3 At London's Fashion Week, these two daughters of separate rock icons got into a shouting match about a boyfriend of one icon's daughter and how the other daughter managed to steal him away. Peaches Geldof/Kimberly Stewart

106. BILLY MASTERS 02/11
Could it be that the Super Bowl made for some strange bedfellows? So say sources who ran into two cozy cuties - one who's allegedly dating a female co-star and one who's been long-known to be of the homosexual persuasion (and, trust me, it doesn't take much persuading). Intriguingly enough, I'm told the young California boy was the aggressor, much to the chargrin of the older (by two years) gent. But what happens in Arizona stays in Arizona. Bottom line - the youngster might have enjoyed the flirtation. But he's a vegetarian, unlike his prey who we know is not adverse to eating some meat!

107. PEREZ HILTON 02/11
What recently rehabbed starlet was seen pAArtying it up at the new Thompson Hotel early Monday morning at an after-hours Grammy suite party???? She's back to her roots and her old habits! Lindsay Lohan

108. LAINEY’S GOSSIP 02/11
Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends. Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. And neither is marijuana. This kind of heartache requires the hard stuff. Cocaine is the magic solution. Which is why she’s been blowing the pain away through her nose, a side of her that’s anathema to the squeaky clean, anti-drug image that’s been played out in the papers. Jennifer Aniston

109. TV GUIDE 02/11
Heather Locklear may not have had a hit series since Spin City went off the air in 2002, but she remains a hot commodity in the TV biz — not to mention a major threat to insecure actresses everywhere. In fact, the mere possibility of her being cast in a highly anticipated '07-'08 network pilot caused one of the show's spotlight-hungry divas to channel her inner Cybill Shepherd. Here's how it all went down: Last winter, Locklear was in talks to headline a new drama that bears a striking resemblance to a certain iconic series about four single gals living and loving in New York City. But when one of the program's lesser-known actresses caught wind of the former Melrose Place hell-raiser's possible participation, she had a hissy fit the likes of which would've made Paula Abdul's assistant cower in fear. Said prima donna — worried that Locklear's towering presence would overshadow her C-list frame — informed producers that if Locklear came aboard, she'd hit the road. The only thing more shocking than the size of her no-name cojones was the number of figures in her per-episode asking price: six! But wait, it gets better. Instead of showing Brazen Betty the door, they showed her the dough! Coincidentally, days later, negotiations with Locklear broke off and producers started looking for another, less imposing actress, to fill the lead slot. The unofficial official explanation? The show's budget had swelled to the point where they could no longer afford someone of Locklear's stature. But insiders suspect producers wanted to placate their third-tier star, and if that meant losing Locklear, than so be it. "For some reason, they really wanted [Brazen Betty], which didn't make sense to anyone," says my spy. "It was almost like they were scared of her." Ironically, the big winner here is Locklear, who, by all indications, dodged a big bullet. Although the pilot was picked up, critics swiftly dismissed the series as nothing more than a glorified rip-off of that other show, and insiders expect it will have about as long a life span as Locklear's last turkey, L.A.X. OK, now it's time for the audience participation portion of our little show. Think you know Brazen Betty's real name? Considering the unprecedented number of clues I've given you, I'd say the odds are in your favor. Miranda Otto "Cashmere Mafia"

110. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/12
This aging Academy Award winning actor was seen doing shots of tequila with a female who couldn't have been more than 21 and possibly younger. He met her at the bar of his hotel, got her drunk and then took her back to his room. When she started getting sick in his room, he called the concierge, asked to be moved and left her in there to be sick. When told that our actor would be charged for two rooms if she stayed in one room and he was in a separate room, our actor told the staff to give her the equivalent of $20 and send her on her way. Our actor didn't actually provide the $20 either, but made the staff provide her with cab fare home. He also said he would not be responsible for any damage she did when being sick on the bed. Cuba Gooding Jr.; Benicio Del Toro; Jack Nicholson; Sean Penn

111. PANACHE REPORT 02/13
Her personal life was mostly discreet until now! Rewind: She was once involved in an affair with a world famous and extremely wealthy black man. His then wife became very suspicious and he asked another famous man to pretend like he was dating "his celebrity mistress" to throw his wife off. His friend was paid six figures for the deception but he didn't need the money because he's also rich. He was so in love with his famous mistress that he had to be near her and he arranged double dates (with his wife) and her "fake" love interest but our wealthy man didn't expect her to fall in love with his friend. She went so far as to marry his friend. New hubby also has a sister who only dates rich and a brother who also dates rich. They are able to snag wealth because of their looks. But, the couple would eventually divorce. Fast Forward: This woman has worked on a sporadic and somewhat consistent basis over the years but between gigs, she has never been broke. She even had several horses which are very expensive to maintain and she continues to flourish financially despite her family obligations. Rumor has it that she got stock tips from successful businessmen (fans) and that a very rich man overseas recently gifted her with a $190,000 exotic car. Allegations also persist that she has hidden offshore and swiss bank accounts and a immediate annuity that pays her a monthly five figure fee. She continues to be successful and low key in Hollywood. Hint: It's not Sable (lol). Michael Jordan/Vanessa Williams/Rick Fox

112. NY DAILY NEWS 02/13
Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and "escape." Nicole Ritchie

113. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/13
#1 This too old for her anyway actor has been making the most of his separation with this actress girlfriend by enjoying the affections of a more age appropriate brunette. The brunette was wearing a wedding ring and our actor is up to his eyeballs in one he probably wishes he could get out of, but it didn't stop them from spending some time at his place one night, and a hotel two nights later.

#2 This one is really interesting, but I don't know if you will ever be able to get it. Both people involved are foreign actors. One is an actress who is about 16 years old. Definitely a B lister on the European circuit but probably an unknown to many of you. In one of her recent films she and her co-star fell in love. He is closer to A list in Europe, (television and film) but again, here in the States, probably unheard of. No big deal that they fell in love except that he is well over twice her age, married and left his wife for this ingenue. The parents of the actress know, but don't see anything wrong with it and the soon to be ex-wife has also agreed to keep quiet for now. Don't know if it is because of money or because she doesn't want to be known as the wife who got left for a 16 year old. Everyone is keeping this as quiet as possible until our actress reaches 17 which would be more publicly acceptable.
16 year old actress: Sarah-Jeanne Labrosse
recent film: "Eastern Promises"
A list actor: Vincent Cassel
wife: Monica Bellucci

114. JANET CHARLTON 02/14
This famous lesbian movie star is successful and very popular but she's afraid to come out of the closet. She has too many conservative fans and bosses who have no idea she's gay. She quietly lives with her girlfriend but once in awhile she can't resist hitting the lesbian clubs. Recently she was seen at a once-a-month after hours sex club for women where anything goes. And it did. Her highly recognizable face was the TALK of the orgiastic femmes.

115. NY DAILY NEWS 02/14
Which rival young actresses on the same hit show are forced to pose together at PR events, even though they hate each other? One resents the other for having knocked her off her "star of the show" pedestal. Leighton Meester and Blake Lively

116. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/14
#1 Out of the spotlight and out of the country, this B list or maybe C list film and television actress has been back to her old ways. Full of remorse here doesn't necessarily apply overseas as our actress proved by drinking until puking and doing more pot smoking than an entire audience at a Cypress Hill concert. She has been enjoying her freedom so much, she is planning on staying overseas permanently. Yay! Mischa Barton

#2 This married, aging C list comedy actor with the B+/A- name recognition has been doing some press for his new film. Maybe his wife should have come along to keep him from running up his credit cards in a sex fueled hooker orgy that he plays out every night on the road. Martin Short

117. TED CASABLANCA 02/14
Death-Mint Myrtle is the successful star of small and big screen. But it’s her addicting show, At Home with Hate, that—even though some jealous bitches say is past its prime, à la DMM—it’s really put Deathy back on the glossier maps. Hate is still a ratings force to be reckoned with on prime time, no BS. Now, Death-Mint might be enjoying the spotlight, but she’s still got a slew of secrets up her size-zero sleeves that are slowly slipping out. This actress’ apparently hideous eating habits are getting to be such a prob, not only for her feeble frame but for her fellow coworkers on the hit show. See, the crew is quite inconvenienced whenever DMM has a scene, since it takes an extralong time to stage the camera angles just so—so that Ms. Myrtle’s obvious dubious health isn’t so noticeable to the naive TV viewer at home. "We have to make it look like she actually has a chest, sometimes," bitched one totally in the know Hate worker-bee, and he wasn’t talkin’ boobs, honey-pies. Howev, Myrtle might be battling an unfortunate mastication sitch, along with some unfair double standards. Despite her skinny skeleton, our girl’s handling the aging process quite well—offscreen. But in TV land, normal lifelines don’t fly. Wrinkles and creases in Myrtle’s forehead, due to her wilting frame, are blurred out in postprod of the show, since makeup sure can’t cover every little unwanted bit. The question to ponder is why the show’s producers are even trying so hard, when DMM is always being upstaged by her cuter costars. Oh, of course, guess they like the tension on camera. What a doofus question. Forget we asked. AND IT AIN’T: Joely Fisher; Mariska Hargitay; Tina Fey. Terri Hatcher

118. UNDERGROUND BUZZ 02/14
1. There was a lot of backstage drama at the Grammy Awards including an aging Diva who refused to perform with younger singers, then later lashed out when another legend was given her title. Aretha Franklin

2. The Young Singer who realized she has to stop with the country bumpkin act if she is going to succeed. Her career has stalled, and now it’s time to step up her game.

3. The Pint sized legend who still holds a grudge against his former bandmates. When the two crossed paths the lil’ legend refused to speak. It’s been over 20 years, get over it. Prince/The Time (Morris Day)

4. The music mogul who realized his jump off can’t be kept quiet. She’s in a fake relationship with a younger singer, but the truth came out on Grammy night when she won an award and openly showed her affection to the mogul. Jay-Z/Rhianna/Chris Brown

5.The music legend who ruined his big comeback when he suffered a panic attack and wouldn’t go on stage. Michael Jackson

119. PANACHE REPORT 02/15
The "Trapeze," club is the most prestigious and elite swingers club in the world. Millions of dollars was invested into the Trapeze establishments. The club has two locations, in the ATL and Florida. In 1997, the Florida club suffered $500,000 in fire damage. This club has a waiting list for VIP candidates. On-site features include: Private lockers and showers and a private lagoon. For Valentine's Day, they were not accept