NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
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POST/PAGE SIX 09/01
1. WHICH society type who's taking a walk on the lesbian side should be more careful with her extracurricular activities? She's been taping pornos with her new lover "for fun." Courtney Semel and Tila Tequila
2. WHICH morning show gabber needs to get help for her plastic surgery addiction? Her latest cosmetic procedure has left her looking "perfectly porcine" - a look her powerful husband seems to love. Julie Chen
It has been about six months give or a take a month or two that I had a blind which talked about a marriage that had ended almost as soon as it began. It involved a female lead from a hit network drama. So, I'm sure one of you mater sleuths will find the item. Anyway, I always was under the impression that they broke up because he is a loser, and she finally caught on to that fact. Well, he is a loser, but what he managed to do in the very short time they were together is burn through almost every dollar she has earned for the last three years and her earnings for the foreseeable future. Turns out that besides his horrendous business sense, that he is also a huge gambler and was signing marker after marker in Vegas based solely on his wife's income. Our actress has so little money right now that the only way she can afford to drive a car is because the dealer is giving her one for free for promotional purposes and her agent bought her another. Ellen Pompeo
POST/PAGE SIX 09/03
1. WHICH hip-hop mogul had a hidden video camera installed in a light fixture in his bedroom? He likes to record his sessions with unsuspecting ladies for future replays. P Diddy
2. WHICH closeted actor who once dated an actress "beat the hell out of her," according to her friend? Milo Ventimiglia/Alexis Bledel
You can add drug dealer to the list of accomplishments of this "porn" celebutard. Apparently though, he makes even celebrities pay for it much to the chagrin of this allegedly clean, home team B- film and television actress who spent much of Friday night trying to convince our tard that she was good for the money, and was even willing to play for the other team on film if he could see his way into giving her some. They weren't seen leaving together, so apparently he wasn't interested. Unlike him, but possible. Would be a big money maker. Rick Salomon/Michelle Rodriguez
GOSSIP #1 09/04
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what shes been waiting for her entire life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesnt sell baby bottles. Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house? How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house? Well its because she doesnt feed her child. Its because the nannies feed her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and night. Perhaps thats how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. Shes the modern mom? Nicole Kidman
GOSSIP #2 09/04
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business. This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job." Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now traveling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.
1. This Superstars wife is going to have to act fast. His momma is back in charge and has made it clear there is no room for her in his career. Usher
2. Hes married a superstar. Now he has to make sure she doesnt cheat on him and leave him in the cold. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey
It has been too long since we have heard from AP. Hell, it has been too long since I have heard from AP. But, she called me last night and told me about something she saw over the weekend. I personally hate this kind of thing, and I do want you to know that AP had a long talk with this woman and told her to call anytime day or night. AP was working out, and she noticed this really attractive woman who was working out and crying at the same time. Not crying because it hurt or anything, but real tears. So, AP asked if there was anything wrong. Well, it turns out that the woman is dating a married former A list television actor. When I say A list, I mean he was A+ list. Aging. Not too old. Very famous relationships. Not doing much now. Well this actor is an a-hole but this woman is in love with him and he has her convinced that he is going to leave his wife, and yada, yada, yada. Now, this guy used to be really good looking, but now, not so much. Anyway, each morning he has the woman weigh herself and send him a video of her weighing herself. She has to send him photos everyday of how she looks and what she is wearing. If she doesn't weigh what she is supposed to or doesn't look acceptable he yells at her and screams at her and basically treats her like crap. When AP spoke with her, the woman actually used words and phrases like "he doesn't like it" and "he demands perfection." AP just knows the guy and knows he yells and screams a lot so is assuming he berates her just like he has berated everyone he has ever been with. The thing is, he only sees this woman once or twice a week, but he still demands perfection everyday. Plus, she has to let him know exactly where she is going and with whom and she just does it all without question. The morning in question that AP saw her, the woman was two pounds over her ideal weight and so was trying desperately to work it off because our actor had threatened to not see her that night unless she did, and there were plenty of other women he could be seeing if she could not do it. The thing is, he has this woman so messed up in the head that she barely knows herself anymore. AP was almost crying when she shared this, and AP never cries. Ever. Nice guy huh? Don Johnson
Which actor, and pop star's father, was described to us by a comedienne as being "hung like Gollum"? Keith Allen- Lilly Allen's father
Which dad with the patience of a saint got called back early from a mega-party in the Med because his fucking shambles of a daughter had another overdose? Peaches Geldof/Bob Geldof
One Boyishly Bothered Blind Vice: Isn't it interesting Lloyd Boy-Toyed is undertaking his latest media campaign to fight off rumors about everything under the tabloid sunevery topic save the one he wants to get out: that he sometimes likes young dudes in bed. Not Michael Jackson-style, mind you, but he sometimes likes 'em young. And to keep quiet. And you know what that means, doncha girlfriends? Occasionally Mr. Boy-Toyed's gotta give 'em the green. What a cold, hard, cashed-out town this can be, huh? Let's see, Lloyd's busy mouthing off about his nasty battles with most everybody in the Biz, not to mention his more cherished (and known) companions and relatives. He appears to be a total crank-a-thon, really, but don't believe it for a sec. Oh, some of it's real, that's fer sure, but it's mostly for show, I assure you. I have firsthand knowledge of Lloyd's more cunning agendasnot to mention the ones he prefers to get underway under the covers. Don't ask me how. I can't tell! I'm a married man now! I would never embark on something as nasty as tattling 'tween the sheets when I've got a superhoney at home. Quite the opposite of how Lloyd goes about things, trust. Really, though, as sloppy as Lloyd's getting in the attempting-to-score department, he's gonna be out long before our beloved Toothy Tile, I assure you. Oh, and Lloyd-baby, I don't care, really. But, your blind-as-merde fans sure will. I say screw it, already! (Like you have so many guys.) And It Ain't: Matthew Perry, David Duchovny, Kanye West. Alec Baldwin
#1 - To show that not all men behave badly, I thought I would share this little kindness about a B- list comic film actor with a franchise which you would think would make him A list under the rules, but, then you would all laugh. So, anyway, our actor when he goes to dinner parties at restaurants or even at the houses of friends, has all the doggie bags given to him, and passes them all out to homeless people he sees on the way home. In addition to that, he will also raid the dinner parties for extra food and bring it to homeless shelters to serve. Rob Schneider
#2 & 3 - This national political candidate and current politician isn't shy about using his new power to get what he wants, and what he wants are some actresses to be his special contributor. Whenever he speaks at a fundraiser, he takes the opportunity to hit on as many actresses as he can. So far, only one has taken him up on his offer. After a recent cocktail event, he left, and she followed about an hour later. Who is she? Wow. C+ list films, but with some A list name recognition due to her body. Not the sharpest tool in the shed because she really is doing it because she thinks it is a good way to support the candidate.
#4 - This closet lesbian B+ list lead actress on a hit network drama almost let the cat out of the bag so to speak. She had a little too much to drink and was finding the woman she was talking to attractive. She thought the other woman also played for the same team and so started flirting fairly aggressively. The woman however was straight, and also was rather loud about her shock in discovering our actress was a lesbian to the point where people noticed. Kathryn Morris - Cold Case
#1 This one is from the accountant. Turns out, this A list movie star is bad at something else besides fixing his hair. Last year, he managed to lose almost $7 million playing poker. No wonder he wants to make another installment of his franchise. Nic Cage
#2 This famous twin is doing whatever she can to start pregnancy speculation just to get some positive publicity. She's gone so far as to make sure that others know she can't drink or smoke, especially in public, and taking to wear even more hideous and baggy clothing than usual. Mary Kate Olsen
Apparently working out is not the only way this former A lister has for losing weight. During a Fashion Week event in the past two days, our actress, on her own for the first time in awhile decided to prove that she can snort more coke than even Elton John. Whatever was placed in front of her, she hoovered right up. She is not much for sharing though. When someone tried to bend over for a little bit, she told them to find their own. Jessica Alba
What actress was stoned off her face at the Toronto International Film Festival this past weekend???? She's known to be quite the toker! Jennifer Aniston
NO THEY DIDNT 09/09
Which pop princess frequently travels to the tropics for the temperature of a certain one hit wonder? Her publicly known relationship is considered a Cinderella story by the media, but I guess her boy isn't mature enough to give her what she needs. Source: the one hit wonder's tour manager...who has the lucky job of organizing the global secret rendezvous.
pop princess: Rihanna
one hit wonder: Sean Paul
boy: Chris Brown
HILTON 09/09 #2
What semi-closeted celesbians have the nicknames "Yams" and "Yogurt" for each other??? And which is which?? Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson
POST/PAGE SIX 09/10
WHICH music mogul treats his superstar wife like she's a servant? But she doesn't mind. "She's Southern and thinks men should be the boss," laughs one friend. Jay-Z/Beyonce
#1 - ABC soap. Youngish, but a real soap veteran. Married, but not for forever. But, since he has been married he has been with at least 5 women who are either regulars on the show or extras. Oh, and one of the makeup women as well. Oh, and the 2 women from his old show. Jacob Young (JR Chandler, All My Children). He also used to play Lucky Spencer on General Hospital
#2 - This always causing trouble A list singer was all over fashion week. He was also all over a model at one of the shows. Not wanting to waste more time with her than necessary, he tempted her with a little white powder, went behind a curtain in the backstage area, and allowed her to get her fill. Then he had her do something else for him if you know what I mean. When she was done, he gave her the rest of the little baggie. John Mayer
One of the more noticeable absences from Fashion Week is this former B list pop singer and now sometimes actress who used to be a mainstay at fashion shows around the world. Seems she has been missing, not because of money issues, but because she has been spending time in rehab. Yes, someone you never thought would be in rehab.
1. Her daughter is one of the richest celebrities in the world. Maybe thats why she doesnt like to pay her bills. Oprah Winfrey's mother, Vernita Lee
2. This Singer could care less about his family. He is very jealous of his brothers and sisters. At a recent event honoring his family, he refused to show up. Instead he stayed hidden with his rich girlfriend who pays all his child support bills. The family event went well and no one missed the jealous brother. Jermaine Jackson
Youd think that she, of all people, would be more precious with her body. Not only because its so beautiful but also because she worked so hard to actually keep it. But behind the face and up the nose, there is a serious, serious problem with blow. It started because she needed to keep her weight down, it has continued because shes a full blown addict, devoting half her time to so called philanthropy, and the other half to hardcore happy. So much so that shes now losing jobs as its no secret she can barely get down a carpet without rushing to the loo and hitting up some more which is where they found her at an event this week. A goodwill party turned almost disastrous when someone walked in and saw her slumped over the toilet, half conscious with bile dripping down her chin, her hair wet sticking to her face, begging to be allowed to stay at the party. They managed to remove her from the venue without anyone noticing but the very very wealthy man she came with was so disgusted he immediately severed their relationship and worse still, the influential host of the festivities is now refusing to take her call. A discreet visit to rehab is the next logical step but they worry shes not ready until rock bottom, which appears to be just around the corner.
full blown addict: Petra Nemcova
very very wealthy man: Russell Simmons; Richard Branson
#1 - Never been in a blind before. I love first timers. Too bad she had to be such a b**ch to make it in. Former B- and now a solid C lister. Primarily television. Oh, definite B+ name recognition. She was on big, big network shows. Hit network shows. Anyway, she was asked to do an opening for a new fashion line. The company thought she would be a good fit. The only thing she cared about was the paycheck. Scheduled to be there an hour, she stayed 5 minutes, and left. Rashida Jones
#2 - It's one thing to play the "do you know who I am game" if you are actually someone. What really sucks is when the person playing it has to resort to, "do you know who my father is? The person in question is actually an actress, although C-. The last name doesn't hurt, or else she would be D. Apparently she wasn't satisfied with just one $1000 bag worth of swag and decided she was going to take 10 and give them away as Christmas presents. She was rebuffed, threw the dad thing out there, and the worker after discovering the identity of the dad, said, "I wouldn't give him ten bags either." Katie Cassidy
#3 & #4 - This former B+ list actor from an acting family (not the Baldwins) who was once on a hit show. Sounds like he is old, but not even aging. Anyway, while his girlfriend (model, sometime actress, also a famous family) was backstage at a show, he spent the time working the front of the show collecting phone numbers. When he was asked by one woman about his girlfriend and he said they had an open relationship. So, when the girlfriend came out to the front, she was asked about the open relationship. The girlfriend said, "it is now," and then walked out of the show. Danny Masterston/Bijou Phillips
One Stinky as Hell Blind Vice: We all have our pet peeves, not to mention issues, right? Matt Damon's are Alaskan governors and Alaskan governors, I believe. Other stars go more towards education (Oprah) or women's rights (La Streisand), etc. But Brucey Butter-Zinger is ferociously serious about his personal peeves, as they mainly involve thinking in a particular way many people find amusing. Think Woody and his hemp-powered philosophies, only far worsesay some. But ol' Brucey, dedicated zealot he be, does not care; at least he puts up a fine job of making folks think he doesn't give a whit what they think of his nutty and often heatedly exchanged ideas. So, it was with perfectly reasonable expectations that Mr. B-Z had his "people" approach several businesses across the street from where BBZ was planning a fancy party to benefit his less-than-popular off-camera thoughts and endeavors. He asked that the commercial endeavors all close down, just for one night (for which they would be reimbursed), so as to make the glittery do more private, not to mention easier to maneuver, vehicle-wise. Only prob being, all the businesses said no friggin' way, thankyouverymuch, each and every single one of them. Brucey was not pleased, though you (and the store owners) would never know it. Soiree went on just fine, without a hitch, too. But those businesses that said no to Brucey? Uh, they sure had probs, big-time, when the very next ayem, all their plumbing, which had never before been problematic, backed up, causing sewage disasters out the wazoo. Interesting timing? The owners all think not and are distinctly smelling a revengeful sewer rat. Me, too. And It Ain't: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Kanye West. Tom Cruise
What entertainment news host is about to be fired from his TV show after sending out a "bizarre" mass email to colleagues this past weekend saying that his female co-host "makes viewers want to vomit"?????? Must be time for rehab again! Pat O'Brien
Uh oh. When I heard about this on Saturday, I told the person at the other end of the phone they were full of crap. When I heard about it again this morning from someone else who was at the event, I started to believe. Freaked me the hell out, but I believe. Hey, LA is a coke town. Everyone knows it. It is what it is. So, when a C list actor does a little coke in front of everyone it really is no big deal. Sure, we prefer you to go off in a corner, not for privacy, but because the rest of us don't have any. What you don't normally see is the C list actor sharing it with his underage daughter in front of everyone. I say underage, but coke is always illegal, so the whole underage refers to the fact, well she is underage. Will freak you the hell out. Not that a guy sharing coke with his daughter wouldn't freak you out on a stand alone basis.
This tough guy actor loves playing a hero. His successful movies are violent and loaded with explosive action. He's always been a macho bruiser so romantic scenes are scarce and that's fine with him. He dates pretty women when he's in the US, but he prefers to make movies that film in Europe. That's because he feels he has more privacy there. He can do what he wants without being observed and what he wants to do is go to gay bars and pick up men. His girlfriends back in the US wish he'd commit, but he's far too interested in male companionship. Vin Diesel
I guess this actor would be considered A list because he does have a franchise. I would call him more B+ list. He is not married currently. He has really begun to change from the funny, sweet guy he was always portrayed in the media to be. Lately though he has snapped at people quite frequently. A couple of weeks ago there was a prime example of this. Our actor took his car to be washed. Well, at this particular car wash, the attendants vacuum and do other things prior to the car going through the wash. Most patrons just go inside and wait. Not our actor who stayed with them every second and made them do everything three or sometimes four times. The lines of cars backed up because of the actor was about 20 deep. After he was satisfied, they moved the car into the wash. The actor went inside to watch through the viewing window. That lasted as long as it took for the car to actually go through the jets of water. After that, the actor went inside the washing area and made sure the attendants got every spot washed and wiped and clean. What should have been ten minutes turned into 30, all because this actor was out of control. Finally, someone in management noticed the line of cars and ordered the actor out of the area. When he refused, they moved his car out, and told him to leave and never come back. Brendan Fraser
#1 - What film brother/sister duo in an upcoming blockbuster film are having to keep their relationship secret because of fears that the general public will not make the distinction between film and real life? Robert Pattinson/Nikki Reed
#2 - I don't know if this B+/A- heart throb actor is dating this B- list film actress with A+ name recognition, but it didn't stop them from having sex in a limo on the way to a film. Just wondering if the driver got photos. Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston/Toronto Film Festival
Which A list comic funny man film star needs to keep a closer eye on his wife? Seems that she has taken a very keen interest in the agent who lives next door. Everytime his wife leaves town and our funnyman leaves town, these two never spend a second apart.
1. This top rated comedy show has been around for years, but they still refuse to hire African Americans to perform in their comedy skits. One African American performer per season wont do, and neither will having actors wear dark makeup in skits. Saturday Night Live
2. This famous beauty is going too far with her plastic surgery procedures. Shes a beautiful woman, but if she keeps it up she may have to change her name to Cryptkeeper. Vanessa Williams
How does he roll? Private plane on someone elses dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft like its not enough to bypass commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But thats just the beginning. He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING!) SUVs with police escort. Three of them. One left empty. And then a sedan. Why the sedan? Because his lower level staff are not allowed to ride in SUVs. They are beneath SUVs. His staff must also stay in a hotel separate from his. Then theres eye contact. No eye contact under any circumstances. If his driver happens to have to idle for more than 15 seconds with him in the car say theyre packing up gear, or waiting for a delivery the driver must exit the vehicle until the fleet is ready to move. Speaking to him of course is out of the question. Speaking in his vicinity is even worse. The only voice he wants to hear is his own. You can talk but only when he gives you permission. Theres actually a hand signal for that. It comes from his manager. Hotel staff learn this lesson quickly. Imagine asking someone if he wants fresh towels and have him stare back at you, behind sunglasses, not answering, the silence filling up the room like a flood, how small that person must feel, that person who works and busts her ass for minimum wage, not even to be acknowledged, to feel the message from a millionaire that she is not worth engaging? Not even a nod? If he walks past you in the hall, you must turn your back. If you dont turn your back hell stop walking. His team will stand in a wall around him for fear that you might breathe on him. Worse still, they will harass you. They will intimidate you. They will treat you like a criminal and report you to make sure you are punished. All of this and more, communicated without shame, without embarrassment, executed as though its the most natural way to behave these are His Rules. Prince; Eddie Murphy
One Undivorced Blind Vice: Straights Are Sluts, Too: Oh, this is a tough one this week: Do we do the cable star who's pretending to have a stalker (she's sending herself all kinds of horrendous things at work, just so her contract-renewing bosses think the babe's got heat, as if package-sending retards, imagined or otherwise, are going to make a difference in their decisions, oh, please)? Or the star who screws around like John McCain once did. Hey, it's political fever time out there, I vote for the latter! But first, gotta say something. You know, I really think a lot of you frisky folk out there are getting the wrong impression: That I think only gay guys pull the really self-hating, sleazy, deliciously kinky love crap. Hardly! You hets sure know how to get your skank on, too, hon-pies, of this, I am positive. Certainly, Gore-Me Garth proves this point excellently. A star of the screen's more, shall we say, gruesome tales, Garth-babe's been pulling some love exercises, off camera, that surely would make his wife's blood boil. Zoom in on: A somewhat established Sunset Strip bar. It's empty, save the bartender (our source, like, duh), and Gore-Me and some chick he is not married to. She looks kind of exotic. GMG just looks horny. I think his pants are tenting, it's real under-the-bleachers kinda stuff. The couple who thinks they are so secretly flirting with each other orders buttloads of whiskey sours, which, perhapsor notexplains why they then start acting like Toothy Tile in a West Hollywood parking lot, as they move to a couch and do what probably took John McCain at least a second date to do with Cindy. For hours. In front of the bartender! Like, what, they thought booze-servers are priests or something? Did they think the uniformed type wouldn't blab? Now, I don't know how far, exactly, Gore-Me and his sultry lass went, but if we got another Reille Hunter type sitch in the works, wouldn't be at all surprised. And It Ain't: Will Smith, Dylan Walsh, Josh Brolin.
#1 & #2 - My worst possible nightmare, and your's as well if you like the idea of sleeping at night. This C list actress who really has always done television and was on a very hit drama has B list name recognition. Well she and this a-hole former C list teen actor and now all around douchebag have started dating. If that wasn't bad enough, she's pregnant. I can't believe he is reproducing and that she let him get anywhere near her.
#3 - This divorce is getting nasty. Seems that this A list entertainer is a little upset at some of the things his soon to be ex-wife has been saying about him to the press. So, what has he done? Well, honestly, no one knows for sure it is him, but someone has been leaving various pieces of road kill on the front porch of her home and scattered around the yard as well. Seems his wife is a huge animal lover and so this has obviously been having a huge effect on her. Larry David
#4 & # 5- This B list actor/actress couple has been rumored to have called it quits. They have denied it. She has actually been in this space before because of a special international friend she has. Well the couple had come to an understanding about that as long as she was honest about where she was and who she was with. Well, next time she calls home she may want to step away from the guy making boarding announcements at the airport, especially if he is announcing a destination completely different from the place you told your husband you were going to be.
Which supposedly squeaky-clean starlet was a big fan of some pretty hardcore drugs back in college? Her favorite tagline is, "Wow, the drugs in Hollywood are so much better than what we used to get." Of course, all the evidence of her hard partying has been erased. Once she hit the big time a couple of years back, her publicist made the rounds of her pals and bought up all the photo evidence of her former fun. Anne Hathaway
1. WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face "swelled up like a cauliflower." Nina Garcia - "Project Runway"
2. WHICH stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set. America Ferrera/Lindsay Lohan - "Ugly Betty"
3. WHICH new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny be a lesbian? Jessica Alba
I will admit that this fake marriage lasted longer than I thought it would, but all good things must come to an end. Seems as if our B list television actress on a hit network drama just can't keep pretending to keep a man. The lesbian that refuses to come out of the closet is trying to convince the world that she is straight. Our actress has been in this space before when her last beard left her. This time she tried to convince us all by getting married, but no one is really buying it, least of all her fake husband who wants a raise. Kate Walsh
This A list British actress who only does film has been in a very long term relationship. Wouldn't he be surprised to know that while doing press for her latest film, she has been spending each night in the director's bed. A few weeks ago he showed up in the city she was in as a surprise. Went to her room and she wasn't there even though it was 6am. She showed up in the hallway about 7am and they got into it right there in the hallway for 15 minutes, causing people to look out their doors. She finally got them inside her room, and apparently he forgave her or bought her story because he showed up on her arm that day at an event.
It has been awhile since I last posted about this couple, but that is because there has not really been any new information. That has changed though. The couple to which I am referring is the one that spent some time together in a foreign country while he was filming. He of course is a B list actor who still has that desire to return to A list status. She has never been more than a B-, but has special talents which our actor finds he really needs to keep him, ummm, interested so to speak. Our actor has been spending time apart from his special someone, and while she has been away, he has had at least one encounter at his home with the actress and her special talents. Their liaisons would have probably gone unnoticed, except for something unusual that happened on her last exit from our actor's home. Apparently she had been beneath the view of the car windows, and the lenses of the paps. But then, for some reason, something caused to her to move up to viewing level, if even for just a brief instant. Now, of course it could be said that she was merely visiting or reading scripts, but then why the hiding, and why does she only turn up when our actor is alone.
Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly. Marisa Tomei "Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards"
1. Whats the real story behind a famous singers illness? She may be suffering from a very serious illness, but she refuses to reveal the truth. Toni Braxton
2. Now that Clay Aiken has decided to come out of the closet, will other big name celebrities follow suit? One female star is ready to be a mom, and she is planning to adopt with her longtime lover. The adoption should have happened last year, but the star is not ready to come out of the closet and explain her relationship. Queen Latifah
3. This big guy comes off loveable and fun on a popular reality show, but in reality he is big jerk. He is rude and nasty to the staff and assistants. Randy Jackson "American Idol"; Warren Sapp "Dancing with the Stars"
Which musical family man is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on the outs, and hes totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why? She loves porn and experimentation. Aubrey ODay and Donnie Wahlberg
One Signed, Sealed and Debauched Blind Vice: It's really one of Hollywood's best-kept secretsright up there with what exactly went down between Tom and Nicole. And yes, if you're smelling a pooftah about to be (almost) outted here, then, babycakes, you are correct. Besides, I gave you all a het vice last week about how skank-a-thon you straight married folks can be, 'kay? For the ribald record, do you all have any idea how hard it is to find surreptitious heterosexual effed-up behavior in this town? It's ridiculous! No one hides that crap in T-town! You straight Neanderthals are so proud of treating women like they so often treat themselves (starvation, mutilation, etc.). It's all the closeted fagolas who are worth writing about. Take Petered Metered, for ince. He's, like, so famous for screwing everything that's boobalicous, always female, always a very broad-type o' broad, too. Know what I mean? P.M. truly loves the attention all this lady-killin' affords him, the more visible, the better. The more curvaceous, even more better! A little obvious for my tastes, but in a town where a woman can still keep their kids and have a career comeback less than a year after they go bald-headed wacko, what the ef do I know about subtleties? Obviously, not nearly as much as does Mr. Metered, who has it expressly written into the contracts with his girlfriends (yes, you read correctly) that they're supposed to go on and on not just about Metered's prowess, but his damn annoying wandering eye, too. It's all for effect. Just so the gullible public doesn't quit buying his product, which affords P.M. mucho purchased playtime with theyou know what's coming here, honsthe boys 'n' the toys. Lots of toys and gadgets and drugs and gels and porn and jeez, doesn't anybody just have plain ol' sex anymore? And It Ain't: Sylvester Stallone, Colin Farrell, Matthew McConaughey. Hugh Hefner
Which womanizing actor, just about to finish his stint in an Irish play, broke the heart of one poor lass who, after initial shrieks of excitement, wept cruel, salty tears when she joined him for their date at a Mighty Boosh after-show party. She was one of four girls on that 'shift'.
#1 - Calling this person even a celebutard is pretty much a bump up in status. He really would be totally unknown if it were not for this actress/singer he is dating. She is very young, but it has not stopped them from being sexually active. To make sure there is no scandal or some embarrassing photos caught on camera, the couple has to be intimate only at our singer's home. Justin Gaston/Miley Cyrus
#2, #3, and #4- A lister? Questionable. Definite B+ film actor (#1) in
one of the biggest films of the year. Well in a film that just wrapped, our
actor got really, really crazy with this C list actor (#2) who has had his
shots at fame and even has B list recognition for all of his film work. Mostly
their fun was just an awesome amount of drugs and alcohol being consumed
and practical jokes that are only funny to people wasted out of their minds.
But one day, things got a little out of hand with an actress on the set who
is C list (#3), and has primarily been in television. A definite big hit
television show, but she is still C list. Well, apparently our actress had
a huge thing for #1 and so would basically do anything he wanted despite
the fact he is married. Although they did have almost constant sex, the big
ugly scene was a result of #1 and #2 always pressuring her to keep up with
their drug use. One day when she refused, #2 hit her, leaving a huge black
eye. Not wanting a fuss, the producers, gave her a raise and offered her
a lead role in their next film as long as she kept quiet. She agreed. She
also didn't stop hanging out with either guy after the incident.
Robert Downey Jr./Jamie Foxx/Rachael Harris/"The soloist"
Christian Bale/Billy Crudup/Emilie De Ravin/"Public Enemies"
Whose ex is trying to wheedle his way back into her life? She was the good girl and he was the bad boy, and then she fell apart and they fell apart. Now that shes sober and moving forward, hes looking to improve his lot in life by cozying up to her again. Hope shes smarter this time around. Kevin Federline
Well it is the period for fall television premieres. This one hasn't kicked off yet, but when it does, you need to keep an eye out to see if you can catch any of the sparks that are apparently happening on set between this married B- list actress and her in a relationship C+ male co-star. Apparently his relationship is not going smoothly at all now that his significant other caught him sending dirty texts to the B list actress. What our B list actress probably doesn't know is that the C lister has a reputation for always cheating on his significant others with castmates and that our actress is nothing special to him. Hopefully she will realize that fact before she walks out on her husband.
Which couple is on the move, but not really by choice? Their landlord is furious about the shabby way they have treated the pricey property, and is giving them the boot so he can clean up the mess they made. In the press, however, the move will be spun as a new adventure and an opportunity for everyone to be close while one of them works on a new project. During that time, attorneys will attempt to negotiate a return to the home under more respectful conditions. Brangelina
Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. Ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need. It's not just genes that keep her so thin. Turns out it's a habit that's making her very sick. Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable. The reason? It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg. And then it's only a maybe. He's not spiteful about it, he just doesn't care. Even on the forced holiday he could barely bother to acknowledge her and when they came home, he couldn't wait to get away. So she retreats and she escapes and he still doesn't notice. When confronted about it by close confidantes, he insists there's not a problem. And he probably truly believes that, completely oblivious is he to her problems. As such, her team is desperately trying to get her some new work, something else to focus on instead of moping around at home weighed down by disappointment. Artistically though, it may be bad news. Forcing a project on the heels of something already forced is probably just going to lead to more sh*t. Having said that, if it saves her, in the end, I guess that's what friends would do. Sarah Jessica Parker
Which celebrity has a good reason for lying about her pregnancy? Two earlier unpublicized miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so she is telling everyone that she simply gained weight for a role. Shell go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the delivery to be a private family affair. Eva Longoria
Which celebrity has been doing massive quantities of coke to alleviate the pain of her sham relationship? For a while there, she seemed to have a charmed life: a talented partner, an adorable child, a hit TV series as well as forays into film. But as her fake relationship has crumbled, she has drifted deeper and deeper into the white stuff. Now its taken over her life. She is so thin and so unhappy, but her friends dont know how to save both her and her public image. Sarah Jessica Parker
This tweener star has always been known for television. Now she does films primarily. In the past year while doing a film, she was devastated emotionally over a breakup, and also trying to kick coke at the same time. About two weeks into filming, our actress tried to kill herself. Because the location was out of the country it was managed to be hush hushed. She then took about ten days off and continued filming. Her mom was brought in, and the actress seemed to recover. She also started using coke again, but made it through filming without any more incidents. Amanda Bynes
This young heartthrob actor has many female admirers but he pays a high price for his good looks. He works out maniacally in the gym but can't control his eating. He LOVES to eat in burger joints and in the fanciest restaurants so he's cultivated a bad case of bulemia. But of course there are drawbacks. It's destructive to his teeth and his breath isn't exactly kissing sweet and his current relationship is suffering. But his body looks fantastic. Zac Efron; Orlando Bloom
Another tweener today. This time it is a guy though and one of the biggest of the big tweeners. I really hate that word, but at least it is to the point. Anyway this tweener has always had his sexuality questioned and spending the night in the hotel suite of this ambiguous A list male singer is not going to help quash the rumors. Zac Efron and Usher
Which sexy actress has been anything but angelic on the set of her new TV show? Her costars are fuming after the dirty diva demanded more screen time and a bigger trailer. Lucy Liu
Which male celebrity is siding with the NY cat kicker? When he heard about the volatile boyfriend who murdered his girlfriends cat, he replied "F*** the cat. If it bit me, I would have killed it too." Its hard to imagine words like this pouring out of his mouth, as his public persona is one of being a really nice guy.
1. This Rapper/Actress has fallen off the map. After a promising start, she has been dealing with bad relationships, drugs and alcohol. Eve; Lauryn Hill
2. This Oscar-winning Actress/Singer refuses to face reality. Her husband has a scandalous past, and she refuses to talk about it. When she is asked about him in interviews, she glosses over his life. She doesnt want to talk about his past. She refuses to listen to anyone who talks bad of him, even when she had to buy her own engagement ring!!!
So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word. Working on it though.
So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word. Working on it though. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit - to make her look as if she was of normal weight - but the celeb nixed it. Yancy Butler; Courtney Love
One Vaccination-Required Blind Vice: It can be a rocky journey to the top, and no one knows this better than Finnegan Furrow-Brow. He's been in the spotlight for years, but never had that star recognition until most recently. See, Finny's a younger-type dude who's been thrust upon this world of flashing lights and flashing panties simply due to his ambitious achievements (which, of course, means he's starting to dabble in all kinds of crossover activities too, which usually happens with the young, firmly muscled and pretty popular). F's tight ass and adorable smile def don't hurt his fame cred, either, but newly minted megamoney and magnified status aside, FFB isn't exactly a traditional knockout stud. Regardless, his basically "unthreatening" demeanor gets girls into the throes of his sheets all the damn time, anyways. But...these digging damsels shouldn't be too eager. Here's why: Despite Frazzy's best ass-getting efforts, when it comes down to it, he often has difficulty knocking the cojones outta the park. Why? Oh, not because of any diss-able effort on his partturns out, actually it's quite the opposite, as Mr. F.B.'s predicaments usually occur because he's such a good guy. See, he got the herp. And being the nice boy he is, he'll always warn (hugely unlike most of his H-town counterparts, hugely) these supple potential nooky sirens that he has herpes, but not to worry cause they can "just use a condom." Cue girl's exit. Almost always. Sheesh, maybe the dude should take that offer Miley Cyrus shot down and start reppin' rubbers? At least he'd get the (bigger) bucks if not the girl. And It Ain't: Jesse McCartney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Roger Federer Michael Phelps
#1 - Former A lister but he hasn't been one in awhile. I guess technically he would be about a C lister now but with some A list name recognition. Always films. He was trying to make a career comeback. His agent and manager have a brand new television show lined up for him, but he hasn't done anything about it, returned any calls or met with the people he needs to because he is newly in love and can't bear to be apart from his girlfriend. Manager and agent are ready to let him go unless he gets his act together. Michael Keaton
#2 #3 and #4 - This is really interesting. This foreign born actress is
definitely C list. Attractive and young, but C list. Apparently she was also
the reason that this now married B+ film actor who got his start in television
broke up with his then fiancee who is an A list singer. The C list actress
and our B+ actor had a thing for about five minutes while they were making
a film together, but she was always keeping in touch after. Although she
wanted more, our actor didn't. Unfortunately for him, his A list singer,
didn't believe him or his protestations, and eventually it led to the break
B+ film actor: Ryan Reynolds
A list singer: Alanis Morisette
Foreign born actress: Paula Garces
1. Which European acting beauty is suffering from huge skin problems? Too many chemical peels have left her skin scaly and dry like sandpaper, and magazines are finding the touching-up of her photos increasingly hard. Catherine Zeta-Jones
2. Which LA-based Brit celebrity has had so much botox and restylane filler around the mouth, she's got dozens of tiny but noticeable pin-holes above her lips? Victoria Beckham
First time ever in the blind items for this intellectual B list actor. I say intellectual because he seems like he has a brain, and he has made a career of films in which a person actually has to think. Kind of like the Parker Posey for actors, but younger. Well, our actor had to take about a six month mandatory break from filming because he could not get insured. Though he has managed to stay out of the headlines, his problems are very Lindsay Lohanish minus the family drama. During his last film, he did so much coke that he had to get his nose repaired. Because of this, before any insurance company would back him, they wanted him to go to rehab which he did for three months. He also has to submit to weekly drug screening as a condition to being insured. Ryan Gosling
POST/PAGE SIX 10/06
1. WHICH wife of a rock superstar has been punishing him for going to strip clubs without her? The spouse has spent about $30 million on a house they don't really need to get back at him for not including her in his adventures . . . Trudi Styler
2. WHICH boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet? NKOTB/Jonathan Knight
Caution right off the top if youre the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Dont be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning. Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye right? Not so. But just because its easy to attract him doesnt mean its easy to pleasure him. Turns out his libido doesnt quite match up to the legend. And his prowess isnt exactly the smoothest either. SO disappointing. She and her girlfriends found him at a club in Vegas recently. Danced in front of his booth and eventually caught his eye. He sent over the bodyguard, they were invited to join, and soon everyone ended up in his suite, even though hes supposed to have a sexy steady. On this night however he was playing single. First he asked his evenings target to give him a massage. She obliged. Eventually they ended up alone in his room. Making out turned to sex. He used a condom and went through the conventional motions. Highly unimaginative and even a little gross? Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isnt exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was. Like, no moves whatsoever. Needless to say, his lame technique wasnt getting him anywhere, so in relief he asked her to fondle his boys instead. By boys I mean balls. A gorgeous, willing girl in his bed, game for anything and in the end he could only finish in his own hand in front of her. Too much champagne, I guess. But still dude if this is how you stray, you might need to work on your alcohol to erection ratio. This kind of thing is an embarrassment. Leonardo DiCaprio
& MOLLOY 10/07
That picture-perfect Hollywood couple may want to have their hunky friend walk a little further behind them. Word's getting around that he's the actor's boyfriend, but apparently the actress is cool with it. Will and Jada Smith
Think Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian are the only ones with NFL boyfriends? Well, I think you are forgetting about one very important C+ actor on a hit network drama who leaves his wife and kids every weekend to go cheer on his boyfriend who is on an NFL west coast team.
Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will be back to work soon.
hooked on addictive prescription drug: Teri Hatcher
severe post-breakup depresseion: Nicollette Sheridan
pregnant: Eva Longoria Parker
genuinely ill: Dana Delany; Marcia Cross
Whose friends are begging her to go back to rehab? This over-35 celeb was sober for a long time, but she has started drinking again and cant seem to restrain herself from picking up every young boy in town. She thinks her random hook-ups are funny, and prove to her ex that she has moved on. Her friends, however, think that her activities are desperate, creepy, and downright dangerous. Drew Barrymore
As detailed here, this celebrity repeatedly denied pregnancy rumors. Despite an obvious baby bump, she claimed to have just gained some weight. She was not going to announce until her pregnancy had reach the stage where she was convinced she could carry to term. Sadly, she has miscarried once again. Eva Longoria Parker
The economy is taking a toll on the concert scene. To save face with low ticket sales, many stars are faking illnesses to get out of concerts. Janet Jackson; Cher
Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks and impressing them with his big-shot "Im a Big Hollywood Director" come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into! Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties werent as dumb as our director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning. (Word has it ugly pros, too but hey, whattaya want.) Anyway, flash forward a few hours: Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all his laptop stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly, the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion. Michael Bay
Top 20 Show Edition - Except For The First
#1 - Don't be fooled by the rumors. They are a distraction. You may have heard this former A list singer has been dating a hockey player. Nope, not the one in the stories. A married one. She doesn't need the bad press and so the other name was floated out there. Shania Twain
#2 - C+ list actress co-star on a Top 20 network show. You would know her face if you watch the show, but doubtful you would know the name. But not for the reasons you think. Anyway, you would think since her boyfriend can't get a job he would at least find time to help raise the baby while our actress is at work. I mean it is his kid I think. But, no, he makes the actress get a nanny so he can go hang out at strip clubs all day with her money. Poppy Montgomery
#3 - Foreign born B lister who is the lead in his Top 20 network show. Umm, if you are going to do some work on our actor's house, you may want to consider insurance or a lawyer. A group of people were repairing our actor's roof. One of them slipped on the roof and fell to the ground. Hurt badly. Our actor would not let the man into his home, and said that because the hurt worker was an illegal immigrant, no one would care about him one way or the other and to just get him off the actor's property. Anthony LaPaglia
#4 - Want to know the new lover of our fake bride? Not going to back and rehash. Someone help everyone else out. OK, our actress is probably C+ list, because everyone on these ensemble shows makes some dough and they are on television every week, but they are not household names. Well, our actress has been on several hits, but this is her biggest and she is a co-star on it. She is a little older than our fake bride but they have been inseparable for the past two months.
One Really Big Effed-Up Blind Vice: First, gotta say how much Im lovin these cranky-ass comments everybodys leaving. You all make sinister voice-mailing Alec Baldwin seem like some sort of friggin pansy, by comparison. Particularly intrigued by all the Queen Latifah remarks that claim Im the one whos ultimately being antigay by writing Blind Vices about closeted celebs, making it seem like their actions are sinister and bad, therefore Im the one promoting self-hating activities by gay people, and therefore Im part of the problem. Screw that crap. Just the messenger here, babes. I mean, by that warped thinking, half the White House press team is responsible for the war in Iraq, just by virtue of reporting it, what a crock of BS. And just to prove my point, here we go againand babes, is it ever an evil delish one! Dimpled Drew is a most successful performer. Hes got it all, good wife at home, a family who adores him, looks, bucks, nice bod, cute face, what could possibly be missing? Uh, well, for starters, certain activities that involve the type of person Eddie Murphys infamous for transporting in the middle of the night: trannies. Transvestites, to be exact, i.e., men who dress in womens clothing, often for the purpose of sexual pleasure and to perform lustful exercises for seemingly straight men. You know the type these pretty hons hook up with: dudes who pretend theyre all happy and het in their other life, all the while theyre getting down with male-male sex on the sly and convincing themselves its OK, cause the dudes wear lipstick and a wig. You straight men just crack me up, particularly when theyre as stupid as Dimpled Drew. See, D2 always deftly used an anonymous email account to set up his rendezvous with his fave tranny; lets call her Maxi Knee-Pad. So Maxi was always given strict instructions: Leave the front door to her apartment open, lights out, candles only, then Dimpled would creep on in at the appointed hour and get serviced (a lot, and all the hell over, babes, pretty horny dude here were talkin about, hardly just a homo-curious lad, hes an all-out slut!) and then slip away into the night, D.D.s true identity undetected. And it worked. Until one day the handsome dumbass made a date with Maxi from his regular email account, which had his real name on it. Hmmm. Wonder how the fan base youre, like, totally effing with by lying to them would feel about this, Mr. Drew? Shall we find out? And It Ain't: Keith Urban, Tom Cruise, Ryan Reynolds.
What the hotel concierge is asking this week: One Mayfair hotel nicknamed which Hollywood superstar "Mr Revolving Door", after the number of girls he was inviting to his room every night? Maybe he's not gay after all.
Which politically active rapper makes a big show with the ladies in public, bragging about what a pimp he is, but has a thing for small Asian dudes on the side? Ludacris; P Diddy
Could it be that a certain sexy stud in the city has been indulging in some same-sex sessions? And in his own home! Sure, he has a wife, but we're told the two have separate bedrooms/separate lives. Plus, the missus ain't exactly his type - unless she has a penis I'm unaware of. Our lothario most certainly believes variety is the spice of life, because his life is plenty spice. And squeaky clean, too. Kyle MacLachlan
WHICH billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who's never been married before? She's been after the old codger since his wife of decades died . . .Carlos Slim, Mexican Billionaire
WHICH rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately. Sting; Bon Jovi
#1- Well that didn't take long. Apparently this reality celebutante is making up for the fact that she had to play the aggrieved girlfriend for so long. Turns out that just about any actor who is above C list has a shot at her which is what our former B list movie actor, and now lucky to get a C part but with some serious name recognition found out. No sex or anything like that, but they did manage to grope each other for 45 minutes in a corner this weekend. Holly Madison
#2 - This rock star's daughter didn't wait too long to get pregnant did she? Umm, but who is the dad? Peaches Geldof
New celebrity mom. Same old tricks. When daddy is away, mom has been popping pills that she is getting from her doctor. At the same time she has another doctor who is keeping her hooked on hillbilly heroin. Must be fun for the baby. Must be why dad is spending so much time away from mom. Nicole Richie
A couple of years ago, I was the first to write about the celebrity IV diet many of them would admit themselves to hospital under the care of a proper physician for 10 days, 2 weeks or so, eliminating food in favour of an IV drip chock full of essentials to keep one alive while starving. Click here for a refresher. Mainstream outlets only picked up on this last month. Needless to say, the IV diet presents some major health issues. Its also not that convenient. How many weeks on end can you disappear in a given year without arousing suspicion, to say nothing of the limitations on actually having a real life who wants to spend weeks at a time away from home? This is why she chose something, for her anyway, that was more flexible. In more ways than one. She was always super thin before baby. But after baby its been hard to lose the last 10. And to her credit, she did try hard. But nothing was working. And drastic measures had to be taken. Which is why shes had one of those "lap band" things installed. Like gastric bypass (stomach stapling) only much less invasive. But its typically for the morbidly obese. Not for an already slender women wanting to be more slender who is carrying around an extra few pounds. Whatever. This is Hollywood. And this is a woman who needs to keep up. So the weight came off. Shes stick thin again. And alls good, right? Well the problem is that theyve always wanted to add to their family. And its apparently recommended that the device be deflated or however they render it ineffective when a couple is trying to conceive. So hes been like ok, youre done, youre back to where you wanted to be so lets get going! But shes too scared to stop the band thing, shes addicted to the skinny, and her body over baby choice is now threatening her marriage. Katie Holmes
This B list film actor who has always done films is in the midst of quite the career comeback. However, on the set of his latest film he has reconnected with an old friend from the past. The old friend was his drug dealer who has always been known as the drug dealer to the stars. No, granted, being seen at dinner with the guy does not mean our actor is partaking again of drugs, but why is he even having dinner with him in the first place? Mickey Rourke
GOSSIP 10/15 #1
Three Patients for the Clinic: Which well-known actor has at least two female celebrities running to the clinic? This male actor is of the scruffy-attractive variety. He has a reputation for being wild both in and out of the sack, and has had bedded quite a few celebrities. Unfortunately for all involved, he also has a dangerous STD and favors unprotected sex. A very famous blonde celebrity and a perpetually troubled black rapper are among those who are now terrified for their health. Colin Farrell; Britney Spears; Eve
GOSSIP 10/15 #2
Hiding Face to Save Face: This actress has been out of the limelight for awhile. Its not that she doesnt have any professional offers. While she is no ingenue, she is still very beautiful and very much in demand. Speculation is that she hasnt worked lately because she is sick or pregnant or hasnt been offered any great roles. No and no and no. She is just waiting for the bruising and swelling to heal. Not the result of plastic surgery. Rather, a new boyfriend. Renee Zelleweger
GOSSIP 10/15 #3
Bruised Ego Wants to Give Newbie the Boot: Which new cast member on an established TV show is wreaking havoc? One of the female stars has a crush on him, which is irksome to another male cast member who had been crushing on her. The guy with the bruised ego has been quietly sabotaging the new guy behind his back in the hopes that the newbies first story arc is curtailed, and the newbie given the boot. Greys Anatomy, Kevin McKidd
Former A list rock singer. Now, just someone we love to sing with at clubs and see in the odd film cameo is going blind. Billy Idol
Hush Money to the Baby Momma: Which well-known young black celebrity paid off the mother of his child to keep her quiet? She seduced him and purposely became pregnant. She threatened to go public to alienate his female fans. He shut her up for a six figure sum. The baby is the spitting image of the father, but the public has no idea that this man is the father of any children, never mind this one. Chris Brown
1. If this TV personality is going to survive, she is going to have to reinvent herself. But, if she keeps talking trash about her former boss, her career may be dead in the water. Star Jones
2. This actress has finally landed a married man. She tore her way through married actors, singers and athletes, and now shes got her married man. Hes so smitten that hes ready to go public. He has already bought his mistress a condo. Gabrielle Union/D Wade
This hip hop artist, with a hardcore thug reputation, is a rising star and part of a hot east coast crew. Although he is known in the hip hop world by many, he was unknown to a certain Hollywood starlet on this particular night. When the pretty actress went up to him because she thought he was an actor/comedian she had worked with on a film, why did he pretend to be the actor just to hook up with our starlet? Who is the rapper? If you figure out which crew he is with, it will be easier to figure out who the rapper is. Jim Jones
#1 & 2 - So, earlier this week, we had an A lister who was spotted ignoring his companion. Well,, the reason he may be ignoring her is that he is having a thing with a VERY much younger than him C list film actress who co-stars in a brand new film that stars a guy from one of my favorite television shows. Gerard Butler (ignoring Shauna Moakler) and Amanda Crews? She co-stars in Sex Drive with Seth Green (Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Family Guy)
#3 - This is an unusual one. Just the name of a show rather than a person. What brand new television show, filmed outside the US, has pretty much ruined it for all companies that want to film there in the future. The reason? The crew working the show had never been treated as badly in terms of verbal abuse, lack of respect and working conditions. In addition, a local girl was severely burnt in the face and upper body when a light exploded on set. By way of compensation she was offered a job in a city 300 miles away from the village where she has lived her whole life. Obviously she could not do it, and the production company just didn't care. It gave her one option, and one option only. Crusoe
#4 & 5 - What singer and I use that term loosely is running out of money fast? The reason? Her fairly new husband is now acting as her business manager and using her bank account as his own personal ATM. In the short time they have been married she has lost almost $5M all because of him. Scary Spice Mel B.
1. Bar staff at one Mayfair hotel were treated to the sight of which supermodel getting very drunk and flirty in the bar? She started to lunge at the cutest boys behind the bar to try and drag them up to her room but was escorted out by management when things got really out of hand. Bar Rafaeli
2. We thought the days when it was normal for the tabloids to "out" male pop stars was about over. And yet we hear that one of the red-tops is looking to do just that. It's sad to think that the sexuality of a star of teen pop and musical theatre is that interesting or surprising. Let's hope they change their minds. Zac Efron; Duncan James from the boy band "Blue"
Which supermodel of yore is now a complete alcoholic? This is something of an improvement as a visitor to her house once noted that there were loads of wraps of coke lying around her house, some within easy reach of her toddler! No, it isn't the one you think... Linda Evangelista
One So-Straight, Way-Cheap Blind Vice: OK, you sexual preachers, it's been quite the week for preferences and politics, all zeroing in on just what we do in the privacy of our bedrooms. Are some actors gay but pretending to be straight? Vice versa? And how much leaning one way or the other then negates one's true sexual calling? Forget all that. 'Cause here we got one majorly obvious hetero dude and his skanky actions with chicks. No, not in between the sheets, hons. We're goin' for where it counts: the wallet. And the schmuck-wad factor. Listen... Henry Skank hasn't always been in the lauded limelight. It's been a slow crawl upwards from his hole-in-the-wall comedy days to makin' sweet paydays like he is now, just secs into the big-green club. But what he lacked in his bank account mere moments ago, he made up for with tons of babes. Back when he was just a struggling funnyguy instead of the nascent success job he is now, H.S. was dating three babes all at the same time, and not one of 'em knew about the other. He even had the audacity to gift each gal the same exact present recently. Even more unfortunate, the prezzies were from not Tiffany's but Walgreens, painfully proving the dude wasn't rolling in doughor class. Cheap goodies can be found, darling, but not there. At least not when orgasms are involved. Who knew this somewhat handsome manwho's still with one of these honeys (apparently the one who doesn't mind drugstore romance)was once such a cretin Casanova? Guess women aren't lying when they say they like a guy who makes 'em laugh. But they probably prefer a man who's monogamous. And It Ain't: Tony Rock, James Marsden, Seth Green.
Well, well, well what do we have here? This reality show couple who basically makes a living being a couple is not really the couple they pretend to be. It seems that not only do the couple not sleep together, most of the time they do not even sleep in under the same roof. Can't stand each other, but suffer through pretending for the sake of the money. Not who you are thinking. Think bigger. Jon & Kate Gosselin
Talk about embarrassing. Wow. I can't decide who was the more embarrassed. This married A list director enjoys perusing escort sites and calling one to come over to his hotel room, especially when he is on the road. In this instance though he was in town, but was put up in a hotel because he had been doing press earlier in the day. Before heading home to the missus, he decided to call up his favorite agency and they sent someone over. Well imagine the shock on the face of both our director and the escort when it turned out to be the cousin of the wife's director. They had just seen each other at a family gathering two days prior. There were a lot of umms, but both decided it would be just a little too strange to do anything. Most guys would have gone home to the wife, but not our director. He called up the agency and got someone else. Oliver Stone
Which gay couple is fighting over a third party? Both members of this couple are in the entertainment industry, one more famous than the other. The third party, who is also a famous entertainer, has become quite the couple-wrecker due to some sexual waffling within the established couple. The most interesting fact here is that the third party is the opposite sex of the couple, and has been battling rumors about sexuality, too. Samantha Ronson/Lindsay Lohan/Chase Crawford
& MOLLOY 10/22
Which reality star has-been should tone down the drug use? The dethroned tabloid subject brought two eight balls of coke (7 grams) to a weekend getaway. She was last seen at 7 a.m., trying to find someone to play charades with her.
Bitch Wars: Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work. This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors. Bitch #1 has been backstabbing for a while starting a few years ago when she was vying over a then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential. They'd narrowed it down to two and the studio had pretty much decided on the better actress. The contract was about to be signed but when B1 found out, she had her agent and her publicist publicly release confirmation that SHE landed the part, and even though it was an outright lie, it embarrassed her competitor so badly that her team pulled her back from accepting the offer leaving the film's producers with only one remaining choice. Now she has a new opponent. And a more formidable one. The two were both in talks for a prestige project, a tug of war battle going back and forth. Bitch #2 launched the first offensive. She started circulating that B1 was struggling with her acting coach and had already fired two of them, studying with a third. When B1 found out she retaliated by circulating rumours that B2's assets were surgically enhanced and that she was a terror to work with, making crews miserable on a regular basis. B2 has now struck back with the lowest blow yet. At a business lunch the other day, she made sure to drop details about B1's relationship: that it's in trouble, that's she's an emotional wreck and is prone to self harming and is trying to save her love by getting pregnant. It's getting uglier and uglier and B1 is out for blood. Stay tuned...
Which press-hungry duo keeps moving simply to keep themselves in the headlines? They claim that they need to move because of work demands. However, one half of the couple recently confessed to a friend that they strategically court projects requiring long-distance relocation to feed the press newsworthy material. They do some very public house-hunting, make a big splash in the new city, and then drag the child(ren) around with a whole new crew of paparazzi in close pursuit. When the act gets stale and they start slipping out of the headlines, they hit the road again. Victoria and David Beckham; Katie andTom Cruise
What former bombshell needs someone to come to her rescue? Her drug use has ruined her looks and foiled any hope of reuniting with her ex. Insiders say her career is the next to go. Heather Locklear (per National Enquirer article)
#1 - Ahhh my C lister who wants the world to think she is a lesbian, needs to be a little more careful if her plan is going to succeed. She has been doing her best to find someone to play her girlfriend, but no one wants to even be her pretend girlfriend. Anyway, that is beside the point. Last night her little makeout, grope session with the C list actor who has had his own issues will probably stall her little effort. Jodie Marsh
#2 - Ummm. Wow. Married, former A list singer. Wife not with him. Went straight for the drag queen at a party in the last few days. Did not leave his side once. Interesting. Gavin Rossdale
Something a little different today. Always willing to change things up. This one is actually about the wife of a B list television star on one of the biggest comedies on television. It is not that hard, but when someone e-mailed me the story I just had to post it. It also takes place in Iowa which is odd because this is the second or third one we have had from the Iowa Writer's Workshop. Before our subject got married she was a writer in the workshop. While there she met a male writer. This male writer did really well in the program. He graduated with tons of prospects--got himself a big agent, some money to support himself while he wrote post MFA, etc. While at Iowa, he became close friends with our subject. After a year of writing, he was ready to go--had his short story collection done, was going to hit the road to become the next Big Writing Star. Except that he came home one night and everything--computer, disc drives, backups, paper copies, etc--of his work had been stolen in a burglary. A year's worth of work---out the door with a crackhead looking for some quick cash. Our male writer went into a tailspin--his life's ambitions were stolen from him in one night. His support during this time came from our actor's wife, who continued to encourage him to write, and who just helped him through that dark period, which lasted well over two years. This feel-good story has a sweet ending, too---ten years later, our male writer is back with a short story collection, and continues to write. Friends have helped him to set up a mini-midwest book tour, from connections he made while at Iowa, and a reading at the Knitting Factory in LA for him later this month, set up by his friend, our actor's wife. Holiday Reinhorn - wife of Rainn Wilson
1. A big scandal is brewing for a top Hollywood Star. He is successful, charismatic and appears to be a loving father and husband. There are rumors that he likes to spend time with male escorts. If the scandal comes out, look for him to turn to religion to quell the controversy. Will Smith
2. This young actor signed on a TV series thinking he was going to be the star of the show. Well his co-stars are outshining him by winning awards and acclaim. The Actor is not happy about the situation, but, since he needs the money, hes staying put. Allen Payne (Tyler Perry's TBN Show); Tracy Morgan "30 Rock"
3. Sometimes it doesnt pay to listen to your mother. This singer is trying to downplay his marriage to help salvage his career, but his very pregnant wife isnt going anywhere. She plans to stay married to the singer despite his mothers publicity machine. Usher
Chalk another one up for the hets! When Stud-Bucket LeBeouf (no relation to the errant driving one) gets a woody for somebody other than his wife, he gets it in writingalways. But let's back up; wouldn't want to shoot our Blind Vice wad too soon, ya know! Oh, and also: Look, for those of you out there who so (naively) think these jokers in H'town don't hook up with their attorneys looking over their erections at the same time, hey, you got another think comin', babes. So, back to Stud: Guess not everyone in H'wood is gay, but many in this town are pretty damn slimy. Mr. LeBeouf, for example. He's a megastar, by all standards, no doubt about that. S-B is mediocre-talented at his nonthespian career, but there's nothing mediocre about his looksI mean, if I weren't married, I'd drool over him with the rest of the starry-eyed lot, fer sure; the dude's totally doable. He's got the bod, the hair, the style and the equipment down below, to boot (something I swear every one of my chick friends tells me they care more about than do gay men, and sisters, that is so saying a lot). S-B.L.'s equally famous wife is just the topping to his sweet-ass life. He's pretty much the dude every guy wants to be and every gal wants to nail. Howev, lucky enough for the femmes, this is damn feasible. S2 has no problem stepping out on his honey and fam. He's just careful as hell when he does it: "He makes you sign one gnarly confidentiality contract beforehand," dished a recent and fresh Stud screw. "He uses them as customary procedure whenever he cheats," oozed the female, and this is quite often, trust. Want details? Which kind? The inky ones first: Yes, we're literally talking a typed-up and ready-to-go piece of paper Stud-Bucket carries around with him, ya know, just in case. Like a condom! What, is this the newer safer sex? And there are no exceptions. Ever. Every lady Mr. L. has is required to sign on the dotted line before she's allowed between the sheets, which brings us directly to the second set of details. "Nothing kinky," blabbed our first-genital source, "but very nice ride"; most excellent tools, she added. Jeez, we're pretty surprised S-B.L. hasn't gotten caught by his wife-unit more often; we hear she's dumb in more ways than one. And It Ain't: Kobe Bryant, Gavin Rossdale, Seal. David Beckham
GOSSIP 10/24 **#1**
Which actor was secretly filmed doing drugs? He thought that the woman was simply a friend of a friend in a partying mood. He didnt know that during their time together that she was a reporter and that she had secretly filmed him snorting cocaine. The reporter is now looking to profit from the brief but damning piece of film.
GOSSIP 10/24 **#2**
Hollywood couple, one more famous than the other, both are household names. Everything looks pretty on the outside, but she has a dark secret. While working on a project, she had a brief affair with another performer with whom she had some history. That fling resulted in a child. She is terrified about what would happen to her relationship and family and reputation and career if her husband found out that he was not the babys father. Its bound to happen eventually, though, because the fling has a very distinctive look, and the child is looking more and more like him with every passing day.
#1 - Jackass - This foreign born B list film star who was shooting for A list before he started losing his hair and his box office mojo is apparently extremely sensitive about his hair. How much? Well, he was buying a suit a few weeks ago and the salesperson suggested a hat because he thought it would go well the suit. Our actor took it the wrong way though and took a good five minutes to yell at the offending salesperson before throwing the suit on the floor and kicking it around a little and then walking out the door. Jude Law
#2 - Kindness - I guess she is a C list television actress, but until a few years ago would have been considered B list when she was on a long running hit comedy. Well, despite the fact she is married with child/ren, she finds the time each week to spend about 15 hours weekly serving food to homeless people. She does this in the mornings before then coming home and seeing her kids off to school. Often she will go again in the evenings and take her kids to help. Patricia Heaton
#3 - Jackass - B list television actress who used to be on a hit and is now on a new show. Not the most fun person to work with according to the crew. For someone who is lucky enough to have a career she sure loves to play the game of don't talk to me. Apparently unless you are a producer or director on the show, you are not allowed to speak directly to her. Well, the crew loves nothing more to talk to her anyway. They love doing this when they need a break because they know she will throw a tantrum and retreat to her dressing room for at least an hour. Debra Messing
#4 - Kindness - Former B list television actress. Now, she is still a B, but is not really doing anything. A list name recognition though. Oh, and she's married. Last year she gave away every penny she earned for a show she was working on. Every penny and it was a substantial sum. It is not like she is hurting for money, but she gave away well over $3M to charity. Lisa Kudrow
A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty. Theyre best friends and they say best friends only But they sleep in the same bed when theyre on holiday. Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but thats because were poor. If we could afford it? Please. Wed both be in junior suites yelling at each other from across our balconies. These two however dont have to rough it. And when they do rough it, its because the cameras are rolling. A junior suite for them is like a homeless shelter. So when they can book out an entire floor, why would they choose instead to share one bed? Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz; Oprah and Gayle King
Which teenage drama queen has been so demanding that her dreamy boyfriend has unofficially jumped ship? Hes now secretly smooching one of her gal pals.
Word on the street is that a Hall Of Fame basketball player is under EXTREME STRESS over the fact that his gay lover is looking to go public. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's snitches, the basketball great was being extorted by his lover for years and the payments have all but bankrupted him. And word is that if he doesn't come up with another 7 figure payment by the end of the month, his ex - who is a 6 foot tall transsexual - will go public. DANG!! Hopefully no one kills themselves over it. Isiah Thomas
This female tweener star may want to head on over to her doctor. Why do you ask? Well her tweener boyfriend picked up the gift that Paris made popular. And here we thought they were monogamous. Vanessa Hudgens/Zac Efron; Blake Lively/Penn Badgley
GOSSIP 10/28 **#1**
Which soon-to-be-announced celebrity couple split will get really ugly if the truth about the husbands activities are revealed? They have made plans to play nice in public and pretend that their breakup is amicable and mutual, but it is unknown whether the wife will be able to keep up the facade, because right now she can barely contain her rage over his behavior. She flipped out once when she found out he was cheating. Again when she found out that he was cheating on her with a man. And a third time when she found that his down low behavior had resulted in him giving her a nasty STD. Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise
GOSSIP 10/28 **#2**
Which young famous black performer would be reeling if he knew the identity of his real father and of a girl he dated? The young man (who well call Junior) was the product of an affair his mother had in the seventies with a talented married black celebrity (who well call Senior). Although there was the occasional wicked whisper because Junior and Senior resemble each other physically and have similar triple-threat talents, neither Senior nor the woman ever told anyone that Senior was Juniors father. They really thought they could keep things quiet, live separate lives, and carry the secret of Juniors true ancestry to their graves. The situation changed when Senior learned that his daughter from his second marriage had begun dating Junior. Very alarmed and needing to intervene without divulging his paternity, Senior quickly inserted himself into the situation, became Juniors friend and mentor, and forced the young couple to break up. It worked. Junior still doesnt know that Senior - whom he greatly admires - is his real father, or that his former girlfriend - who was one of his earliest sexual partners - was his own half-sister. Editors Note: Although there will likely be several versions of this story floating out there in the next few days, we are very confident that this is the most accurate telling. Usher and Ben Vereen
GOSSIP 10/28 **#3**
Which celebrity couple has secretly wed but still havent told anyone except their immediate families? One is more famous than the other, but you would recognize both names. He wouldnt mind telling people, but she is extremely protective of their privacy after a negative experience with the paparazzi a while back.
What network drama is in danger of shutting down production because its lead has come down with the "flu"? The flu is actually a really bad drug habit that needs attention now. Producers and writers have been scrambling for the past week to figure out a way to write the character out of the next few episodes so the actor/actress can get help. Vincent Donofrio "Law & Order: Criminal Intent"
This well-known and very established designer is coy about his sexual preference, but he really lets loose when he picks up street hustlers. He's got a lot of money and loves to get the boys excited by throwing handfuls of bills on the bed. He gets very turned on by rolling around and having sex with his rentboy on the money. When the encounter is over, the boy peels the bills off their sticky bodies and usually goes home happy with at least $500 in his pocket. Calvin Klein
Which athlete and entertainer are dating on the sly? One of them lives with an unsuspecting spouse, the other with a steady. The couple are bound to be discovered, though. Too many people have seen at least one of the intimate texts he sends each day extolling the impact her warmer bits have on his private parts.
I guess this actor is B list, because he was the lead in a popcorn flick. It did not do as well as expected. He really is more of a name than a great actor. When asked about his most recent girlfriend and how they met, our actor came up with about five different stories leading most to speculate he purchased her for the evening. Not so. The reason he is shy about where she came from is she spent six months stalking him. One day he was lonely and invited her in, and now they are inseparable. This won't end well. Brendan Frasier
1. This young and up and coming Actress recently turned down a big offer. A very powerful and popular entertainer promised her the world if she would pretend to be interested in him. This Actress really wants to step up her game, but she couldnt bring herself to live a lie and be a front for this man. This powerful man should just be honest about who he is and stop trying to fake romances. Tyler Perry & Taraji Henson
2. This woman is married to a very popular Comedian. His comic act is very rude and vulgar, and he seems to hate his wife. A lot of people ask how his wife puts up with his behavior. Shes got the kids and a big hold on his wallet. She loves the money and the high lifestyle. She could care less about him. She just sends him out to get that paper. Chris Rock
GOSSIP 10/30 **#1**
Which young star is doing more drinking than eating? Those working with her are concerned that she is both perpetually hungover and getting thinner by the day.
GOSSIP 10/30 **#2**
She thinks that she can never be too thin. He does. He has tried to get her to gain a few pounds for her appearance, her health, to set a good example. He stands by her in public, but confesses to friends in private that he is repelled by her appearance. There have been a lot of screaming matches over the weight topic, so they have been spending more time apart, punctuated by the occasional very public appearance together. She is a valuable asset to his own career, so he may not leave her, but he has been quietly scoring the digits of normal-sized girls who catch his eye. Victoria and David Beckam; Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos
Okay, babes, we're back to you skanky hets this week! I swear, straight folks are getting as kinky as us gays, are we teaching you that well? Apparently so. Shafterella Shoshstein sure seems to be taking lessons successfully, and has been for some time, who the hell knew? When she busted up with her man not that long ago, everybody was sympathizing with poor S2. How could such a sweet, darling little babe have deserved such treatment from her male-slut partner for all those years? She's too talented, too charming, too damn dazzling to have to have endured such wretchedness, America cried! Turns out we were all weeping for the wrong partner, perhaps. S.S.'s ex is just now starting to put the truth out there, via a few tanked encounters with his fave bartender. Damn, sure hope this good-lookin' lad doesn't have to become full-blown alcoholic before we find out the full truth of the matter, but jeez, keep on drinkin' there, buddy-boy! Oh, and Shafty, shame on you, girlfriend. Cannot believe you penis-partied galore all that time, while letting your less-designing other half take the tabloid fall. Actually, I can. They don't pay ya the big bucks for nothin'. And It Ain't: Whitney Houston, Halle Berry, Britney Spears. Reese Witherspoon
WHICH blockbuster director has only himself to blame for his recent burglary? After a hard day of filming, he decided to unwind with a couple of prostitutes who stole his valuables. Michael Bay
Which couple introduced their baby earlier than planned to respond to rumors over the childs paternity? The couple were inundated by calls from friends about a blind item on BlindGossip.com and immediately arranged for a photo op of the new tot to dispel the rumors. While their baby is certainly a cutie, the blind item was not about them. Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
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