NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in blue are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. NY
POST/PAGE SIX 09/01
1. WHICH society type who's taking a walk on the lesbian side should be more
careful with her extracurricular activities? She's been taping pornos with
her new lover "for fun." Courtney Semel and Tila Tequila
2. WHICH morning show gabber needs to get help for her plastic surgery addiction? Her latest cosmetic procedure has left her looking "perfectly porcine" - a look her powerful husband seems to love. Julie Chen
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/02
It has been about six months give or a take a month or two that I had a blind
which talked about a marriage that had ended almost as soon as it began.
It involved a female lead from a hit network drama. So, I'm sure one of you
mater sleuths will find the item. Anyway, I always was under the impression
that they broke up because he is a loser, and she finally caught on to that
fact. Well, he is a loser, but what he managed to do in the very short time
they were together is burn through almost every dollar she has earned for
the last three years and her earnings for the foreseeable future. Turns out
that besides his horrendous business sense, that he is also a huge gambler
and was signing marker after marker in Vegas based solely on his wife's income.
Our actress has so little money right now that the only way she can afford
to drive a car is because the dealer is giving her one for free for promotional
purposes and her agent bought her another. Ellen Pompeo
3. NY
POST/PAGE SIX 09/03
1. WHICH hip-hop mogul had a hidden video camera installed in a light fixture
in his bedroom? He likes to record his sessions with unsuspecting ladies
for future replays. P Diddy
2. WHICH closeted actor who once dated an actress "beat the hell out of her," according to her friend? Milo Ventimiglia/Alexis Bledel
4.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/03
You can add drug dealer to the list of accomplishments of this "porn" celebutard.
Apparently though, he makes even celebrities pay for it much to the chagrin
of this allegedly clean, home team B- film and television actress who spent
much of Friday night trying to convince our tard that she was good for the
money, and was even willing to play for the other team on film if he could
see his way into giving her some. They weren't seen leaving together, so
apparently he wasn't interested. Unlike him, but possible. Would be a big
money maker.
Rick
Salomon/Michelle Rodriguez
5.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP #1 09/04
If motherhood is so rewarding, and what shes been waiting for her entire
life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home? Particularly
accessories. Pottery Barn doesnt sell baby bottles. Which could be
why she insists on banning them from the house? How does she feed her child
when there are no bottles in the house? Well
its because she
doesnt feed her child. Its because the nannies feed her child.
The nannies do everything for the child all days of the week. The nannies
nanny morning and night while she works morning and night. Perhaps thats
how she can justify her mandates: no bottles in the house, only bottles in
the nanny trailers. Shes the modern mom? Nicole
Kidman
6.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP #2 09/04
It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough
to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business. This ferocious
lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps
her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting
out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have
to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion
catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in
an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants,
and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards,
stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear,
and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a
retard who can't do his job." Apparently her episodes have been getting more
and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current
project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now traveling
with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little
one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic
outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra
cautious. Calm before the storm.
7.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/04
1. This Superstars wife is going to have to act fast. His momma is
back in charge and has made it clear there is no room for her in his
career.
Usher
2. Hes married a superstar. Now he has to make sure she doesnt cheat on him and leave him in the cold. Nick Cannon/Mariah Carey
8.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/04
It has been too long since we have heard from AP. Hell, it has been too long
since I have heard from AP. But, she called me last night and told me about
something she saw over the weekend. I personally hate this kind of thing,
and I do want you to know that AP had a long talk with this woman and told
her to call anytime day or night. AP was working out, and she noticed this
really attractive woman who was working out and crying at the same time.
Not crying because it hurt or anything, but real tears. So, AP asked if there
was anything wrong. Well, it turns out that the woman is dating a married
former A list television actor. When I say A list, I mean he was A+ list.
Aging. Not too old. Very famous relationships. Not doing much now. Well this
actor is an a-hole but this woman is in love with him and he has her convinced
that he is going to leave his wife, and yada, yada, yada. Now, this guy used
to be really good looking, but now, not so much. Anyway, each morning he
has the woman weigh herself and send him a video of her weighing herself.
She has to send him photos everyday of how she looks and what she is wearing.
If she doesn't weigh what she is supposed to or doesn't look acceptable he
yells at her and screams at her and basically treats her like crap. When
AP spoke with her, the woman actually used words and phrases like "he doesn't
like it" and "he demands perfection." AP just knows the guy and knows he
yells and screams a lot so is assuming he berates her just like he has berated
everyone he has ever been with. The thing is, he only sees this woman once
or twice a week, but he still demands perfection everyday. Plus, she has
to let him know exactly where she is going and with whom and she just does
it all without question. The morning in question that AP saw her, the woman
was two pounds over her ideal weight and so was trying desperately to work
it off because our actor had threatened to not see her that night unless
she did, and there were plenty of other women he could be seeing if she could
not do it. The thing is, he has this woman so messed up in the head that
she barely knows herself anymore. AP was almost crying when she shared this,
and AP never cries. Ever. Nice guy huh?
Don
Johnson
9.
POPBITCH
09/04
Which actor, and pop star's father, was described to us by a comedienne as
being "hung like Gollum"? Keith Allen- Lilly Allen's father
10.
HOLY
MOLY 09/04
Which dad with the patience of a saint got called back early from a mega-party
in the Med because his fucking shambles of a daughter had another overdose?
Peaches
Geldof/Bob Geldof
11.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/05
One Boyishly Bothered Blind Vice: Isn't it interesting Lloyd Boy-Toyed is
undertaking his latest media campaign to fight off rumors about everything
under the tabloid sunevery topic save the one he wants to get out:
that he sometimes likes young dudes in bed. Not Michael Jackson-style, mind
you, but he sometimes likes 'em young. And to keep quiet. And you know what
that means, doncha girlfriends? Occasionally Mr. Boy-Toyed's gotta give 'em
the green. What a cold, hard, cashed-out town this can be, huh? Let's see,
Lloyd's busy mouthing off about his nasty battles with most everybody in
the Biz, not to mention his more cherished (and known) companions and relatives.
He appears to be a total crank-a-thon, really, but don't believe it for a
sec. Oh, some of it's real, that's fer sure, but it's mostly for show, I
assure you. I have firsthand knowledge of Lloyd's more cunning agendasnot
to mention the ones he prefers to get underway under the covers. Don't ask
me how. I can't tell! I'm a married man now! I would never embark on something
as nasty as tattling 'tween the sheets when I've got a superhoney at home.
Quite the opposite of how Lloyd goes about things, trust. Really, though,
as sloppy as Lloyd's getting in the attempting-to-score department, he's
gonna be out long before our beloved Toothy Tile, I assure you. Oh, and
Lloyd-baby, I don't care, really. But, your blind-as-merde fans sure will.
I say screw it, already! (Like you have so many guys.) And It Ain't: Matthew
Perry, David Duchovny, Kanye West. Alec Baldwin
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/05
#1 - To show that not all men behave badly, I thought I would share this
little kindness about a B- list comic film actor with a franchise which you
would think would make him A list under the rules, but, then you would all
laugh. So, anyway, our actor when he goes to dinner parties at restaurants
or even at the houses of friends, has all the doggie bags given to him, and
passes them all out to homeless people he sees on the way home. In addition
to that, he will also raid the dinner parties for extra food and bring it
to homeless shelters to serve.
Rob
Schneider
#2 & 3 - This national political candidate and current politician isn't shy about using his new power to get what he wants, and what he wants are some actresses to be his special contributor. Whenever he speaks at a fundraiser, he takes the opportunity to hit on as many actresses as he can. So far, only one has taken him up on his offer. After a recent cocktail event, he left, and she followed about an hour later. Who is she? Wow. C+ list films, but with some A list name recognition due to her body. Not the sharpest tool in the shed because she really is doing it because she thinks it is a good way to support the candidate.
#4 - This closet lesbian B+ list lead actress on a hit network drama almost let the cat out of the bag so to speak. She had a little too much to drink and was finding the woman she was talking to attractive. She thought the other woman also played for the same team and so started flirting fairly aggressively. The woman however was straight, and also was rather loud about her shock in discovering our actress was a lesbian to the point where people noticed. Kathryn Morris - Cold Case
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/08
#1 This one is from the accountant. Turns out, this A list movie star is
bad at something else besides fixing his hair. Last year, he managed to lose
almost $7 million playing poker. No wonder he wants to make another installment
of his franchise.
Nic
Cage
#2 This famous twin is doing whatever she can to start pregnancy speculation just to get some positive publicity. She's gone so far as to make sure that others know she can't drink or smoke, especially in public, and taking to wear even more hideous and baggy clothing than usual. Mary Kate Olsen
14.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/09
Apparently working out is not the only way this former A lister has for losing
weight. During a Fashion Week event in the past two days, our actress, on
her own for the first time in awhile decided to prove that she can snort
more coke than even Elton John. Whatever was placed in front of her, she
hoovered right up. She is not much for sharing though. When someone tried
to bend over for a little bit, she told them to find their own.
Jessica Alba
15.
PEREZ
HILTON 09/09
What actress was stoned off her face at the Toronto International Film Festival
this past weekend???? She's known to be quite the toker! Jennifer
Aniston
15.
OH
NO THEY DIDNT 09/09
Which pop princess frequently travels to the tropics for the temperature
of a certain one hit wonder? Her publicly known relationship is considered
a Cinderella story by the media, but I guess her boy isn't mature enough
to give her what she needs. Source: the one hit wonder's tour manager...who
has the lucky job of organizing the global secret rendezvous.
pop princess: Rihanna
one hit wonder: Sean Paul
boy: Chris Brown
16.
PEREZ
HILTON 09/09 #2
What semi-closeted celesbians have the nicknames "Yams" and "Yogurt" for
each other??? And which is which?? Lindsay Lohan/Samantha
Ronson
17.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 09/10
WHICH music mogul treats his superstar wife like she's a servant? But she
doesn't mind. "She's Southern and thinks men should be the boss," laughs
one friend. Jay-Z/Beyonce
18.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/10
#1 - ABC soap. Youngish, but a real soap veteran. Married, but not for forever.
But, since he has been married he has been with at least 5 women who are
either regulars on the show or extras. Oh, and one of the makeup women as
well. Oh, and the 2 women from his old show. Jacob Young (JR Chandler,
All My Children). He also used to play Lucky Spencer on General
Hospital
#2 - This always causing trouble A list singer was all over fashion week. He was also all over a model at one of the shows. Not wanting to waste more time with her than necessary, he tempted her with a little white powder, went behind a curtain in the backstage area, and allowed her to get her fill. Then he had her do something else for him if you know what I mean. When she was done, he gave her the rest of the little baggie. John Mayer
19.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/11
One of the more noticeable absences from Fashion Week is this former B list
pop singer and now sometimes actress who used to be a mainstay at fashion
shows around the world. Seems she has been missing, not because of money
issues, but because she has been spending time in rehab. Yes, someone you
never thought would be in rehab.
20.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/11
1. Her daughter is one of the richest celebrities in the world. Maybe
thats why she doesnt like to pay her bills. Oprah Winfrey's
mother, Vernita Lee
2. This Singer could care less about his family. He is very jealous of his brothers and sisters. At a recent event honoring his family, he refused to show up. Instead he stayed hidden with his rich girlfriend who pays all his child support bills. The family event went well and no one missed the jealous brother. Jermaine Jackson
21.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 09/12
Youd think that she, of all people, would be more precious with her
body. Not only because its so beautiful but also because she worked
so hard to actually keep it. But behind the face and up the nose, there is
a serious, serious problem with blow. It started because she needed to keep
her weight down, it has continued because shes a full blown addict,
devoting half her time to so called philanthropy, and the other half to hardcore
happy. So much so that shes now losing jobs as its no secret
she can barely get down a carpet without rushing to the loo and hitting up
some more which is where they found her at an event this week. A goodwill
party turned almost disastrous when someone walked in and saw her slumped
over the toilet, half conscious with bile dripping down her chin, her hair
wet sticking to her face, begging to be allowed to stay at the party. They
managed to remove her from the venue without anyone noticing but the very
very wealthy man she came with was so disgusted he immediately severed their
relationship and worse still, the influential host of the festivities is
now refusing to take her call. A discreet visit to rehab is the next logical
step but they worry shes not ready until rock bottom, which appears
to be just around the corner.
full blown addict: Petra Nemcova
very very wealthy man: Russell Simmons; Richard Branson
influential host:
22.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/12
#1 - Never been in a blind before. I love first timers. Too bad she had to
be such a b**ch to make it in. Former B- and now a solid C lister. Primarily
television. Oh, definite B+ name recognition. She was on big, big network
shows. Hit network shows. Anyway, she was asked to do an opening for a new
fashion line. The company thought she would be a good fit. The only thing
she cared about was the paycheck. Scheduled to be there an hour, she stayed
5 minutes, and left. Rashida Jones
#2 - It's one thing to play the "do you know who I am game" if you are actually someone. What really sucks is when the person playing it has to resort to, "do you know who my father is? The person in question is actually an actress, although C-. The last name doesn't hurt, or else she would be D. Apparently she wasn't satisfied with just one $1000 bag worth of swag and decided she was going to take 10 and give them away as Christmas presents. She was rebuffed, threw the dad thing out there, and the worker after discovering the identity of the dad, said, "I wouldn't give him ten bags either." Katie Cassidy
#3 & #4 - This former B+ list actor from an acting family (not the Baldwins) who was once on a hit show. Sounds like he is old, but not even aging. Anyway, while his girlfriend (model, sometime actress, also a famous family) was backstage at a show, he spent the time working the front of the show collecting phone numbers. When he was asked by one woman about his girlfriend and he said they had an open relationship. So, when the girlfriend came out to the front, she was asked about the open relationship. The girlfriend said, "it is now," and then walked out of the show. Danny Masterston/Bijou Phillips
23.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/12
One Stinky as Hell Blind Vice: We all have our pet peeves, not to mention
issues, right? Matt Damon's are Alaskan governors and Alaskan governors,
I believe. Other stars go more towards education (Oprah) or women's rights
(La Streisand), etc. But Brucey Butter-Zinger is ferociously serious about
his personal peeves, as they mainly involve thinking in a particular way
many people find amusing. Think Woody and his hemp-powered philosophies,
only far worsesay some. But ol' Brucey, dedicated zealot he be, does
not care; at least he puts up a fine job of making folks think he doesn't
give a whit what they think of his nutty and often heatedly exchanged ideas.
So, it was with perfectly reasonable expectations that Mr. B-Z had his "people"
approach several businesses across the street from where BBZ was planning
a fancy party to benefit his less-than-popular off-camera thoughts and endeavors.
He asked that the commercial endeavors all close down, just for one night
(for which they would be reimbursed), so as to make the glittery do more
private, not to mention easier to maneuver, vehicle-wise. Only prob being,
all the businesses said no friggin' way, thankyouverymuch, each and every
single one of them. Brucey was not pleased, though you (and the store owners)
would never know it. Soiree went on just fine, without a hitch, too. But
those businesses that said no to Brucey? Uh, they sure had probs, big-time,
when the very next ayem, all their plumbing, which had never before been
problematic, backed up, causing sewage disasters out the wazoo. Interesting
timing? The owners all think not and are distinctly smelling a revengeful
sewer rat. Me, too. And It Ain't: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Kanye West.
Tom Cruise
24.
PEREZ
HILTON 09/15
What entertainment news host is about to be fired from his TV show after
sending out a "bizarre" mass email to colleagues this past weekend saying
that his female co-host "makes viewers want to vomit"?????? Must be time
for rehab again!
Pat
O'Brien
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/15
Uh oh. When I heard about this on Saturday, I told the person at the other
end of the phone they were full of crap. When I heard about it again this
morning from someone else who was at the event, I started to believe. Freaked
me the hell out, but I believe. Hey, LA is a coke town. Everyone knows it.
It is what it is. So, when a C list actor does a little coke in front of
everyone it really is no big deal. Sure, we prefer you to go off in a corner,
not for privacy, but because the rest of us don't have any. What you don't
normally see is the C list actor sharing it with his underage daughter in
front of everyone. I say underage, but coke is always illegal, so the whole
underage refers to the fact, well she is underage. Will freak you the hell
out. Not that a guy sharing coke with his daughter wouldn't freak you out
on a stand alone basis.
26.
JANET
CHARLTON 09/16
This tough guy actor loves playing a hero. His successful movies are violent
and loaded with explosive action. He's always been a macho bruiser so romantic
scenes are scarce and that's fine with him. He dates pretty women when he's
in the US, but he prefers to make movies that film in Europe. That's because
he feels he has more privacy there. He can do what he wants without being
observed and what he wants to do is go to gay bars and pick up men. His
girlfriends back in the US wish he'd commit, but he's far too interested
in male companionship. Vin Diesel
27.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/16
I guess this actor would be considered A list because he does have a franchise.
I would call him more B+ list. He is not married currently. He has really
begun to change from the funny, sweet guy he was always portrayed in the
media to be. Lately though he has snapped at people quite frequently. A couple
of weeks ago there was a prime example of this. Our actor took his car to
be washed. Well, at this particular car wash, the attendants vacuum and do
other things prior to the car going through the wash. Most patrons just go
inside and wait. Not our actor who stayed with them every second and made
them do everything three or sometimes four times. The lines of cars backed
up because of the actor was about 20 deep. After he was satisfied, they moved
the car into the wash. The actor went inside to watch through the viewing
window. That lasted as long as it took for the car to actually go through
the jets of water. After that, the actor went inside the washing area and
made sure the attendants got every spot washed and wiped and clean. What
should have been ten minutes turned into 30, all because this actor was out
of control. Finally, someone in management noticed the line of cars and ordered
the actor out of the area. When he refused, they moved his car out, and told
him to leave and never come back.
Brendan
Fraser
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/17
#1 - What film brother/sister duo in an upcoming blockbuster film are having
to keep their relationship secret because of fears that the general public
will not make the distinction between film and real life?
Robert
Pattinson/Nikki Reed
#2 - I don't know if this B+/A- heart throb actor is dating this B- list film actress with A+ name recognition, but it didn't stop them from having sex in a limo on the way to a film. Just wondering if the driver got photos. Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston/Toronto Film Festival
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/18
Which A list comic funny man film star needs to keep a closer eye on his
wife? Seems that she has taken a very keen interest in the agent who lives
next door. Everytime his wife leaves town and our funnyman leaves town, these
two never spend a second apart.
30.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/18
1. This top rated comedy show has been around for years, but they still refuse
to hire African Americans to perform in their comedy skits. One African American
performer per season wont do, and neither will having actors wear dark
makeup in skits. Saturday Night Live
2. This famous beauty is going too far with her plastic surgery procedures. Shes a beautiful woman, but if she keeps it up she may have to change her name to Cryptkeeper. Vanessa Williams
31.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 09/18
How does he roll? Private plane on someone elses dime with specific
requests about the type of aircraft
like its not enough to bypass
commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But thats
just the beginning. He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING!) SUVs
with police escort. Three of them. One left empty. And then a sedan. Why
the sedan? Because his lower level staff are not allowed to ride in SUVs.
They are beneath SUVs. His staff must also stay in a hotel separate from
his. Then theres eye contact. No eye contact under any circumstances.
If his driver happens to have to idle for more than 15 seconds with him in
the car say theyre packing up gear, or waiting for a delivery
the driver must exit the vehicle until the fleet is ready to move.
Speaking to him of course is out of the question. Speaking in his vicinity
is even worse. The only voice he wants to hear is his own. You can talk
but
only when he gives you permission. Theres actually a hand signal for
that. It comes from his manager. Hotel staff learn this lesson quickly. Imagine
asking someone if he wants fresh towels and have him stare back at you, behind
sunglasses, not answering, the silence filling up the room like a flood,
how small that person must feel, that person who works and busts her ass
for minimum wage, not even to be acknowledged, to feel the message from a
millionaire that she is not worth engaging? Not even a nod? If he walks past
you in the hall, you must turn your back. If you dont turn your back
hell stop walking. His team will stand in a wall around him for fear
that you might breathe on him. Worse still, they will harass you. They will
intimidate you. They will treat you like a criminal and report you to make
sure you are punished. All of this and more, communicated without shame,
without embarrassment, executed as though its the most natural way
to behave
these are His Rules. Prince;
Eddie Murphy
32.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/19
One Undivorced Blind Vice: Straights Are Sluts, Too: Oh, this is a tough
one this week: Do we do the cable star who's pretending to have a stalker
(she's sending herself all kinds of horrendous things at work, just so her
contract-renewing bosses think the babe's got heat, as if package-sending
retards, imagined or otherwise, are going to make a difference in their
decisions, oh, please)? Or the star who screws around like John McCain once
did. Hey, it's political fever time out there, I vote for the latter! But
first, gotta say something. You know, I really think a lot of you frisky
folk out there are getting the wrong impression: That I think only gay guys
pull the really self-hating, sleazy, deliciously kinky love crap. Hardly!
You hets sure know how to get your skank on, too, hon-pies, of this, I am
positive. Certainly, Gore-Me Garth proves this point excellently. A star
of the screen's more, shall we say, gruesome tales, Garth-babe's been pulling
some love exercises, off camera, that surely would make his wife's blood
boil. Zoom in on: A somewhat established Sunset Strip bar. It's empty, save
the bartender (our source, like, duh), and Gore-Me and some chick he is not
married to. She looks kind of exotic. GMG just looks horny. I think his pants
are tenting, it's real under-the-bleachers kinda stuff. The couple who thinks
they are so secretly flirting with each other orders buttloads of whiskey
sours, which, perhapsor notexplains why they then start acting
like Toothy Tile in a West Hollywood parking lot, as they move to a couch
and do what probably took John McCain at least a second date to do with Cindy.
For hours. In front of the bartender! Like, what, they thought booze-servers
are priests or something? Did they think the uniformed type wouldn't blab?
Now, I don't know how far, exactly, Gore-Me and his sultry lass went, but
if we got another Reille Hunter type sitch in the works, wouldn't be at all
surprised. And It Ain't: Will Smith, Dylan Walsh, Josh Brolin.
33.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/19
#1 & #2 - My worst possible nightmare, and your's as well if you like
the idea of sleeping at night. This C list actress who really has always
done television and was on a very hit drama has B list name recognition.
Well she and this a-hole former C list teen actor and now all around douchebag
have started dating. If that wasn't bad enough, she's pregnant. I can't believe
he is reproducing and that she let him get anywhere near her.
#3 - This divorce is getting nasty. Seems that this A list entertainer is a little upset at some of the things his soon to be ex-wife has been saying about him to the press. So, what has he done? Well, honestly, no one knows for sure it is him, but someone has been leaving various pieces of road kill on the front porch of her home and scattered around the yard as well. Seems his wife is a huge animal lover and so this has obviously been having a huge effect on her. Larry David
#4 & # 5- This B list actor/actress couple has been rumored to have called it quits. They have denied it. She has actually been in this space before because of a special international friend she has. Well the couple had come to an understanding about that as long as she was honest about where she was and who she was with. Well, next time she calls home she may want to step away from the guy making boarding announcements at the airport, especially if he is announcing a destination completely different from the place you told your husband you were going to be.
34.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 09/21
Which supposedly squeaky-clean starlet was a big fan of some pretty hardcore
drugs back in college? Her favorite tagline is, "Wow, the drugs in Hollywood
are so much better than what we used to get." Of course, all the evidence
of her hard partying has been erased. Once she hit the big time a couple
of years back, her publicist made the rounds of her pals and bought up all
the photo evidence of her former fun.
Anne
Hathaway
35.
NY
POST 09/22
1. WHICH reality-TV judge was absent from two of her top-rated shows because
she had a bad reaction to Botox? Spies said the fashionista's face "swelled
up like a cauliflower." Nina Garcia - "Project Runway"
2. WHICH stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set. America Ferrera/Lindsay Lohan - "Ugly Betty"
3. WHICH new Hollywood mommy is so worried her husband will cheat on her that she insisted their housekeeper/nanny be a lesbian? Jessica Alba
36.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/22
I will admit that this fake marriage lasted longer than I thought it would,
but all good things must come to an end. Seems as if our B list television
actress on a hit network drama just can't keep pretending to keep a man.
The lesbian that refuses to come out of the closet is trying to convince
the world that she is straight. Our actress has been in this space before
when her last beard left her. This time she tried to convince us all by getting
married, but no one is really buying it, least of all her fake husband who
wants a raise. Kate Walsh
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/23
This A list British actress who only does film has been in a very long term
relationship. Wouldn't he be surprised to know that while doing press for
her latest film, she has been spending each night in the director's bed.
A few weeks ago he showed up in the city she was in as a surprise. Went to
her room and she wasn't there even though it was 6am. She showed up in the
hallway about 7am and they got into it right there in the hallway for 15
minutes, causing people to look out their doors. She finally got them inside
her room, and apparently he forgave her or bought her story because he showed
up on her arm that day at an event.
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/24
It has been awhile since I last posted about this couple, but that is because
there has not really been any new information. That has changed though. The
couple to which I am referring is the one that spent some time together in
a foreign country while he was filming. He of course is a B list actor who
still has that desire to return to A list status. She has never been more
than a B-, but has special talents which our actor finds he really needs
to keep him, ummm, interested so to speak. Our actor has been spending time
apart from his special someone, and while she has been away, he has had at
least one encounter at his home with the actress and her special talents.
Their liaisons would have probably gone unnoticed, except for something unusual
that happened on her last exit from our actor's home. Apparently she had
been beneath the view of the car windows, and the lenses of the paps. But
then, for some reason, something caused to her to move up to viewing level,
if even for just a brief instant. Now, of course it could be said that she
was merely visiting or reading scripts, but then why the hiding, and why
does she only turn up when our actor is alone.
39.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/25
Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time
at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events
after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks.
Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone.
Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail
servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or
else you will see the spittle fly.
Marisa
Tomei "Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards"
40.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 09/25
1. Whats the real story behind a famous singers illness? She
may be suffering from a very serious illness, but she refuses to reveal the
truth. Toni Braxton
2. Now that Clay Aiken has decided to come out of the closet, will other big name celebrities follow suit? One female star is ready to be a mom, and she is planning to adopt with her longtime lover. The adoption should have happened last year, but the star is not ready to come out of the closet and explain her relationship. Queen Latifah
3. This big guy comes off loveable and fun on a popular reality show, but in reality he is big jerk. He is rude and nasty to the staff and assistants. Randy Jackson "American Idol"; Warren Sapp "Dancing with the Stars"
41.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/25
Which musical family man is having a kinky affair? He and his wife are on
the outs, and hes totally smitten with a younger sultry vixen. Why?
She loves porn and experimentation. Aubrey ODay and Donnie
Wahlberg
42.
TED
CASABLANCA 09/26
One Signed, Sealed and Debauched Blind Vice: It's really one of Hollywood's
best-kept secretsright up there with what exactly went down between
Tom and Nicole. And yes, if you're smelling a pooftah about to be (almost)
outted here, then, babycakes, you are correct. Besides, I gave you all a
het vice last week about how skank-a-thon you straight married folks can
be, 'kay? For the ribald record, do you all have any idea how hard it is
to find surreptitious heterosexual effed-up behavior in this town? It's
ridiculous! No one hides that crap in T-town! You straight Neanderthals are
so proud of treating women like they so often treat themselves (starvation,
mutilation, etc.). It's all the closeted fagolas who are worth writing about.
Take Petered Metered, for ince. He's, like, so famous for screwing everything
that's boobalicous, always female, always a very broad-type o' broad, too.
Know what I mean? P.M. truly loves the attention all this lady-killin' affords
him, the more visible, the better. The more curvaceous, even more better!
A little obvious for my tastes, but in a town where a woman can still keep
their kids and have a career comeback less than a year after they go bald-headed
wacko, what the ef do I know about subtleties? Obviously, not nearly as much
as does Mr. Metered, who has it expressly written into the contracts with
his girlfriends (yes, you read correctly) that they're supposed to go on
and on not just about Metered's prowess, but his damn annoying wandering
eye, too. It's all for effect. Just so the gullible public doesn't quit buying
his product, which affords P.M. mucho purchased playtime with theyou
know what's coming here, honsthe boys 'n' the toys. Lots of toys and
gadgets and drugs and gels and porn and
jeez, doesn't anybody just have
plain ol' sex anymore? And It Ain't: Sylvester Stallone, Colin Farrell, Matthew
McConaughey. Hugh Hefner
43.
HOLY
MOLY 09/26
(British Blog)
Which womanizing actor, just about to finish his stint in an Irish
play, broke the heart of one poor lass who, after initial shrieks of excitement,
wept cruel, salty tears when she joined him for their date at a Mighty Boosh
after-show party. She was one of four girls on that 'shift'.
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/26
#1 - Calling this person even a celebutard is pretty much a bump up in status.
He really would be totally unknown if it were not for this actress/singer
he is dating. She is very young, but it has not stopped them from being sexually
active. To make sure there is no scandal or some embarrassing photos caught
on camera, the couple has to be intimate only at our singer's home.
Justin
Gaston/Miley Cyrus
#2, #3, and #4- A lister? Questionable. Definite B+ film actor (#1) in
one of the biggest films of the year. Well in a film that just wrapped, our
actor got really, really crazy with this C list actor (#2) who has had his
shots at fame and even has B list recognition for all of his film work. Mostly
their fun was just an awesome amount of drugs and alcohol being consumed
and practical jokes that are only funny to people wasted out of their minds.
But one day, things got a little out of hand with an actress on the set who
is C list (#3), and has primarily been in television. A definite big hit
television show, but she is still C list. Well, apparently our actress had
a huge thing for #1 and so would basically do anything he wanted despite
the fact he is married. Although they did have almost constant sex, the big
ugly scene was a result of #1 and #2 always pressuring her to keep up with
their drug use. One day when she refused, #2 hit her, leaving a huge black
eye. Not wanting a fuss, the producers, gave her a raise and offered her
a lead role in their next film as long as she kept quiet. She agreed. She
also didn't stop hanging out with either guy after the incident.
Robert Downey Jr./Jamie Foxx/Rachael Harris/"The soloist"
Christian Bale/Billy Crudup/Emilie De Ravin/"Public Enemies"
45.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/26
Whose ex is trying to wheedle his way back into her life? She was the good
girl and he was the bad boy, and then she fell apart and they fell apart.
Now that shes sober and moving forward, hes looking to improve
his lot in life by cozying up to her again. Hope shes smarter this
time around. Kevin Federline
46.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/29
Well it is the period for fall television premieres. This one hasn't kicked
off yet, but when it does, you need to keep an eye out to see if you can
catch any of the sparks that are apparently happening on set between this
married B- list actress and her in a relationship C+ male co-star. Apparently
his relationship is not going smoothly at all now that his significant other
caught him sending dirty texts to the B list actress. What our B list actress
probably doesn't know is that the C lister has a reputation for always cheating
on his significant others with castmates and that our actress is nothing
special to him. Hopefully she will realize that fact before she walks out
on her husband.
47.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/29/08
Which couple is on the move, but not really by choice? Their landlord is
furious about the shabby way they have treated the pricey property, and is
giving them the boot so he can clean up the mess they made. In the press,
however, the move will be spun as a new adventure and an opportunity for
everyone to be close while one of them works on a new project. During that
time, attorneys will attempt to negotiate a return to the home under more
respectful conditions. Brangelina
48.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 09/30
Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but
it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing.
Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened:
a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon
to many a MiniVan member. Ironic as it may seem considering the original
spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking
considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though,
perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this
case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need. It's not just genes
that keep her so thin. Turns out it's a habit that's making her very sick.
Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing
well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming
increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from
her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly
unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable. The reason?
It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he
ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because
she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional
events, at the very least. Now she has to beg. And then it's only a maybe.
He's not spiteful about it, he just doesn't care. Even on the forced holiday
he could barely bother to acknowledge her and when they came home, he couldn't
wait to get away. So she retreats and she escapes and he still doesn't notice.
When confronted about it by close confidantes, he insists there's not a problem.
And he probably truly believes that, completely oblivious is he to her problems.
As such, her team is desperately trying to get her some new work, something
else to focus on instead of moping around at home weighed down by disappointment.
Artistically though, it may be bad news. Forcing a project on the heels of
something already forced is probably just going to lead to more sh*t. Having
said that, if it saves her, in the end, I guess that's what friends would
do. Sarah Jessica Parker
49.
BLIND
GOSSIP 09/30
Which celebrity has a good reason for lying about her pregnancy? Two earlier
unpublicized miscarriages make her hesitant about announcing too soon, so
she is telling everyone that she simply gained weight for a role. Shell
go public at the six month point, which is coming up very soon. Once she
announces the pregnancy, she will lie about the due date, as she wants the
delivery to be a private family affair. Eva Longoria
50.
BLINDGOSSIP
#2 09/30
Which celebrity has been doing massive quantities of coke to alleviate the
pain of her sham relationship? For a while there, she seemed to have a charmed
life: a talented partner, an adorable child, a hit TV series as well as forays
into film. But as her fake relationship has crumbled, she has drifted deeper
and deeper into the white stuff. Now its taken over her life. She is
so thin and so unhappy, but her friends dont know how to save both
her and her public image. Sarah Jessica Parker
51.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 09/30
This tweener star has always been known for television. Now she does films
primarily. In the past year while doing a film, she was devastated emotionally
over a breakup, and also trying to kick coke at the same time. About two
weeks into filming, our actress tried to kill herself. Because the location
was out of the country it was managed to be hush hushed. She then took about
ten days off and continued filming. Her mom was brought in, and the actress
seemed to recover. She also started using coke again, but made it through
filming without any more incidents.
Amanda
Bynes
52.
JANET
CHARLTON 10/01
This young heartthrob actor has many female admirers but he pays a high price
for his good looks. He works out maniacally in the gym but can't control
his eating. He LOVES to eat in burger joints and in the fanciest restaurants
so he's cultivated a bad case of bulemia. But of course there are drawbacks.
It's destructive to his teeth and his breath isn't exactly kissing sweet
and his current relationship is suffering. But his body looks fantastic.
Zac Efron; Orlando Bloom
53.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/01
Another tweener today. This time it is a guy though and one of the biggest
of the big tweeners. I really hate that word, but at least it is to the point.
Anyway this tweener has always had his sexuality questioned and spending
the night in the hotel suite of this ambiguous A list male singer is not
going to help quash the rumors. Zac Efron and Usher
54.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/01
Which sexy actress has been anything but angelic on the set of her new TV
show? Her costars are fuming after the dirty diva demanded more screen time
and a bigger trailer. Lucy Liu
55.
BLINDGOSSIP
10/02
Which male celebrity is siding with the NY cat kicker? When he heard about
the volatile boyfriend who murdered his girlfriends cat, he replied
"F*** the cat. If it bit me, I would have killed it too." Its hard
to imagine words like this pouring out of his mouth, as his public persona
is one of being a really nice guy.
56.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/02
1. This Rapper/Actress has fallen off the map. After a promising start, she
has been dealing with bad relationships, drugs and alcohol. Eve; Lauryn
Hill
2. This Oscar-winning Actress/Singer refuses to face reality. Her husband has a scandalous past, and she refuses to talk about it. When she is asked about him in interviews, she glosses over his life. She doesnt want to talk about his past. She refuses to listen to anyone who talks bad of him, even when she had to buy her own engagement ring!!!
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/02
So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance
in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage
all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't
see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the
husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now
as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word.
Working on it though.
58.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/02
So, our singer and her husband are back for I think the third appearance
in this space. You remember them don't you. She had a baby and the marriage
all fell apart. Well sometimes you may see them out together. What you don't
see is the fact that she makes out with other guys right in front of the
husband. Oh yes, they are still married although it is in name only. Now
as for other activities she does in front of the husband, still no word.
Working on it though.
Christina
Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
59.
BLINDGOSSIP
10/03
This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are
in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere.
She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists
are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem
for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down
version of a fat suit - to make her look as if she was of normal weight -
but the celeb nixed it.
Yancy
Butler;
Courtney
Love
60.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/03
One Vaccination-Required Blind Vice: It can be a rocky journey to the top,
and no one knows this better than Finnegan Furrow-Brow. He's been in the
spotlight for years, but never had that star recognition until most recently.
See, Finny's a younger-type dude who's been thrust upon this world of flashing
lights and flashing panties simply due to his ambitious achievements (which,
of course, means he's starting to dabble in all kinds of crossover activities
too, which usually happens with the young, firmly muscled and pretty popular).
F's tight ass and adorable smile def don't hurt his fame cred, either, but
newly minted megamoney and magnified status aside, FFB isn't exactly a
traditional knockout stud. Regardless, his basically "unthreatening" demeanor
gets girls into the throes of his sheets all the damn time, anyways. But...these
digging damsels shouldn't be too eager. Here's why: Despite Frazzy's best
ass-getting efforts, when it comes down to it, he often has difficulty knocking
the cojones outta the park. Why? Oh, not because of any diss-able effort
on his partturns out, actually it's quite the opposite, as Mr. F.B.'s
predicaments usually occur because he's such a good guy. See, he got the
herp. And being the nice boy he is, he'll always warn (hugely unlike most
of his H-town counterparts, hugely) these supple potential nooky sirens that
he has herpes, but not to worry cause they can "just use a condom." Cue girl's
exit. Almost always. Sheesh, maybe the dude should take that offer Miley
Cyrus shot down and start reppin' rubbers? At least he'd get the (bigger)
bucks if not the girl. And It Ain't: Jesse McCartney, Cristiano Ronaldo,
Roger Federer Michael Phelps
61.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/03
#1 - Former A lister but he hasn't been one in awhile. I guess technically
he would be about a C lister now but with some A list name recognition. Always
films. He was trying to make a career comeback. His agent and manager have
a brand new television show lined up for him, but he hasn't done anything
about it, returned any calls or met with the people he needs to because he
is newly in love and can't bear to be apart from his girlfriend. Manager
and agent are ready to let him go unless he gets his act together.
Michael
Keaton
#2 #3 and #4 - This is really interesting. This foreign born actress is
definitely C list. Attractive and young, but C list. Apparently she was also
the reason that this now married B+ film actor who got his start in television
broke up with his then fiancee who is an A list singer. The C list actress
and our B+ actor had a thing for about five minutes while they were making
a film together, but she was always keeping in touch after. Although she
wanted more, our actor didn't. Unfortunately for him, his A list singer,
didn't believe him or his protestations, and eventually it led to the break
up.
B+
film actor: Ryan Reynolds
A list singer: Alanis Morisette
Foreign born actress: Paula Garces
62.
POPBITCH
10/03
1. Which European acting beauty is suffering from huge skin problems? Too
many chemical peels have left her skin scaly and dry like sandpaper, and
magazines are finding the touching-up of her photos increasingly hard.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
2. Which LA-based Brit celebrity has had so much botox and restylane filler around the mouth, she's got dozens of tiny but noticeable pin-holes above her lips? Victoria Beckham
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/06
First time ever in the blind items for this intellectual B list actor. I
say intellectual because he seems like he has a brain, and he has made a
career of films in which a person actually has to think. Kind of like the
Parker Posey for actors, but younger. Well, our actor had to take about a
six month mandatory break from filming because he could not get insured.
Though he has managed to stay out of the headlines, his problems are very
Lindsay Lohanish minus the family drama. During his last film, he did so
much coke that he had to get his nose repaired. Because of this, before any
insurance company would back him, they wanted him to go to rehab which he
did for three months. He also has to submit to weekly drug screening as a
condition to being insured.
Ryan
Gosling
64.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 10/06
1. WHICH wife of a rock superstar has been punishing him for going to strip
clubs without her? The spouse has spent about $30 million on a house they
don't really need to get back at him for not including her in his adventures
. . . Trudi Styler
2. WHICH boy-band member is going to shock his female fans when he comes out of the closet? NKOTB/Jonathan Knight
65.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 10/06
Caution right off the top if youre the prudey type, some details
here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Dont be emailing
me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning. Celebrities
are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts
an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think,
for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous
girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye
right?
Not so. But just because its easy to attract him doesnt mean
its easy to
pleasure him. Turns out his libido doesnt
quite match up to the legend. And his prowess isnt exactly the smoothest
either. SO disappointing. She and her girlfriends found him at a club in
Vegas recently. Danced in front of his booth and eventually caught his eye.
He sent over the bodyguard, they were invited to join, and soon everyone
ended up in his suite, even though hes supposed to have a sexy steady.
On this night however he was playing single. First he asked his evenings
target to give him a massage. She obliged. Eventually they ended up alone
in his room. Making out turned to sex. He used a condom and went through
the conventional motions. Highly unimaginative and even a little
gross?
Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects.
Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that
without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isnt exactly
the undercover loverboy we all believed he was. Like, no moves whatsoever.
Needless to say, his lame technique wasnt getting him anywhere, so
in relief he asked her to fondle his boys instead. By boys I mean balls.
A gorgeous, willing girl in his bed, game for anything
and in the end
he could only finish in his own hand in front of her. Too much champagne,
I guess. But still
dude
if this is how you stray, you might need
to work on your alcohol to erection ratio. This kind of thing is an
embarrassment. Leonardo DiCaprio
66.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 10/07
That picture-perfect Hollywood couple may want to have their hunky friend
walk a little further behind them. Word's getting around that he's the actor's
boyfriend, but apparently the actress is cool with it. Will and
Jada Smith
67.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/07
Think Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian are the only ones with NFL boyfriends?
Well, I think you are forgetting about one very important C+ actor on a hit
network drama who leaves his wife and kids every weekend to go cheer on his
boyfriend who is on an NFL west coast team.
68.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/07
Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is
hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe
post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime
soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will
be back to work soon.
"Desperate Housewives"
hooked on addictive prescription drug: Teri Hatcher
severe post-breakup depresseion: Nicollette Sheridan
pregnant: Eva Longoria Parker
genuinely ill: Dana Delany; Marcia Cross
69.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/08
Whose friends are begging her to go back to rehab? This over-35 celeb was
sober for a long time, but she has started drinking again and cant
seem to restrain herself from picking up every young boy in town. She thinks
her random hook-ups are funny, and prove to her ex that she has moved on.
Her friends, however, think that her activities are desperate, creepy, and
downright dangerous.
Drew
Barrymore
70.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/09
As detailed here, this celebrity repeatedly denied pregnancy rumors. Despite
an obvious baby bump, she claimed to have just gained some weight. She was
not going to announce until her pregnancy had reach the stage where she was
convinced she could carry to term. Sadly, she has miscarried once again.
Eva Longoria Parker
71.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/09
The economy is taking a toll on the concert scene. To save face with low
ticket sales, many stars are faking illnesses to get out of concerts.
Janet Jackson; Cher
72.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/09
Last week, this A list director of some very huge films was shooting his
new movie. After work, our director went to a local restaurant (as was his
routine) where he picked up two local floozies. After buying them a few drinks
and impressing them with his big-shot "Im a Big Hollywood Director"
come-on, our director took the two tramps back to his hotel for a night of
debauchery. Little did our director know what he was getting himself into!
Turns out that this pair of hometown hotties werent as dumb as our
director thought. In fact, there were certified pros, if you get my meaning.
(Word has it ugly pros, too but hey, whattaya want.) Anyway, flash
forward a few hours: Our director wakes up the next morning feeling all kinds
of groggy. He discovers his wallet missing, and worst of all his laptop
stolen. On the purloined laptop was reportedly the script to his new movie
and several highly secret, ultra-confidential, For-His-Eyes-Only visual FX
sequences for the new movie that could be leaked any day now. Not surprisingly,
the studio is furious with our director and his utter lack of discretion.
Michael
Bay
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/10
Top 20 Show Edition - Except For The First
#1 - Don't be fooled by the rumors. They are a distraction. You may have
heard this former A list singer has been dating a hockey player. Nope, not
the one in the stories. A married one. She doesn't need the bad press and
so the other name was floated out there.
Shania
Twain
#2 - C+ list actress co-star on a Top 20 network show. You would know her face if you watch the show, but doubtful you would know the name. But not for the reasons you think. Anyway, you would think since her boyfriend can't get a job he would at least find time to help raise the baby while our actress is at work. I mean it is his kid I think. But, no, he makes the actress get a nanny so he can go hang out at strip clubs all day with her money. Poppy Montgomery
#3 - Foreign born B lister who is the lead in his Top 20 network show. Umm, if you are going to do some work on our actor's house, you may want to consider insurance or a lawyer. A group of people were repairing our actor's roof. One of them slipped on the roof and fell to the ground. Hurt badly. Our actor would not let the man into his home, and said that because the hurt worker was an illegal immigrant, no one would care about him one way or the other and to just get him off the actor's property. Anthony LaPaglia
#4 - Want to know the new lover of our fake bride? Not going to back and rehash. Someone help everyone else out. OK, our actress is probably C+ list, because everyone on these ensemble shows makes some dough and they are on television every week, but they are not household names. Well, our actress has been on several hits, but this is her biggest and she is a co-star on it. She is a little older than our fake bride but they have been inseparable for the past two months.
74.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/10
One Really Big Effed-Up Blind Vice: First, gotta say how much Im
lovin these cranky-ass comments everybodys leaving. You all make
sinister voice-mailing Alec Baldwin seem like some sort of friggin
pansy, by comparison. Particularly intrigued by all the Queen Latifah remarks
that claim Im the one whos ultimately being antigay by writing
Blind Vices about closeted celebs, making it seem like their actions are
sinister and bad, therefore Im the one promoting self-hating activities
by gay people, and therefore Im part of the problem. Screw that crap.
Just the messenger here, babes. I mean, by that warped thinking, half the
White House press team is responsible for the war in Iraq, just by virtue
of reporting it, what a crock of BS. And just to prove my point, here we
go againand babes, is it ever an evil delish one! Dimpled Drew is a
most successful performer. Hes got it all, good wife at home, a family
who adores him, looks, bucks, nice bod, cute face, what could possibly be
missing? Uh, well, for starters, certain activities that involve the type
of person Eddie Murphys infamous for transporting in the middle of
the night: trannies. Transvestites, to be exact, i.e., men who dress in
womens clothing, often for the purpose of sexual pleasure and to perform
lustful exercises for seemingly straight men. You know the type these pretty
hons hook up with: dudes who pretend theyre all happy and het in their
other life, all the while theyre getting down with male-male sex on
the sly and convincing themselves its OK, cause the dudes wear
lipstick and a wig. You straight men just crack me up, particularly when
theyre as stupid as Dimpled Drew. See, D2 always deftly used an anonymous
email account to set up his rendezvous with his fave tranny; lets call
her Maxi Knee-Pad. So Maxi was always given strict instructions: Leave the
front door to her apartment open, lights out, candles only, then Dimpled
would creep on in at the appointed hour and get serviced (a lot, and all
the hell over, babes, pretty horny dude here were talkin about,
hardly just a homo-curious lad, hes an all-out slut!) and then slip
away into the night, D.D.s true identity undetected. And it worked.
Until one day the handsome dumbass made a date with Maxi from his regular
email account, which had his real name on it. Hmmm. Wonder how the fan base
youre, like, totally effing with by lying to them would feel about
this, Mr. Drew? Shall we find out? And It Ain't: Keith Urban, Tom Cruise,
Ryan Reynolds.
75.
POPBITCH
10/10
What the hotel concierge is asking this week: One Mayfair hotel nicknamed
which Hollywood superstar "Mr Revolving Door", after the number of girls
he was inviting to his room every night? Maybe he's not gay after all.
76.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 10/12
Which politically active rapper makes a big show with the ladies in public,
bragging about what a pimp he is, but has a thing for small Asian dudes on
the side? Ludacris; P Diddy
77.
BILLY
MASTERS 10/13
Could it be that a certain sexy stud in the city has been indulging in some
same-sex sessions? And in his own home! Sure, he has a wife, but we're told
the two have separate bedrooms/separate lives. Plus, the missus ain't exactly
his type - unless she has a penis I'm unaware of. Our lothario most certainly
believes variety is the spice of life, because his life is plenty spice.
And squeaky clean, too. Kyle MacLachlan
78.
NY
POST 10/13
WHICH billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who's never
been married before? She's been after the old codger since his wife of decades
died . . .Carlos Slim, Mexican Billionaire
WHICH rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately. Sting; Bon Jovi
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/13
#1- Well that didn't take long. Apparently this reality celebutante is making
up for the fact that she had to play the aggrieved girlfriend for so long.
Turns out that just about any actor who is above C list has a shot at her
which is what our former B list movie actor, and now lucky to get a C part
but with some serious name recognition found out. No sex or anything like
that, but they did manage to grope each other for 45 minutes in a corner
this weekend. Holly Madison
#2 - This rock star's daughter didn't wait too long to get pregnant did she? Umm, but who is the dad? Peaches Geldof
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/14
New celebrity mom. Same old tricks. When daddy is away, mom has been popping
pills that she is getting from her doctor. At the same time she has another
doctor who is keeping her hooked on hillbilly heroin. Must be fun for the
baby. Must be why dad is spending so much time away from mom.
Nicole Richie
81.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 10/15
A couple of years ago, I was the first to write about the celebrity IV diet
many of them would admit themselves to hospital under the care of
a proper physician for 10 days, 2 weeks or so, eliminating food in favour
of an IV drip chock full of essentials to keep one alive while starving.
Click here for a
refresher.
Mainstream outlets only picked up on
this
last month. Needless to say, the IV diet presents some major health issues.
Its also not that convenient. How many weeks on end can you disappear
in a given year without arousing suspicion, to say nothing of the limitations
on actually having a real life who wants to spend weeks at a time
away from home? This is why she chose something, for her anyway, that was
more
flexible. In more ways than one. She was always super thin before
baby. But after baby its been hard to lose the last 10. And to her
credit, she did try hard. But nothing was working. And drastic measures had
to be taken. Which is why shes had one of those "lap band" things
installed. Like gastric bypass (stomach stapling) only much less invasive.
But its typically for the morbidly obese. Not for an already slender
women wanting to be more slender who is carrying around an extra few pounds.
Whatever. This is Hollywood. And this is a woman who needs to keep up. So
the weight came off. Shes stick thin again. And alls good, right?
Well
the problem is that theyve always wanted to add to their
family. And its apparently recommended that the device be deflated
or however they render it ineffective when a couple is trying to conceive.
So hes been like ok, youre done, youre back to where
you wanted to be so lets get going! But shes too scared to stop
the band thing, shes addicted to the skinny, and her body over baby
choice is now threatening her marriage. Katie Holmes
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/15
This B list film actor who has always done films is in the midst of quite
the career comeback. However, on the set of his latest film he has reconnected
with an old friend from the past. The old friend was his drug dealer who
has always been known as the drug dealer to the stars. No, granted, being
seen at dinner with the guy does not mean our actor is partaking again of
drugs, but why is he even having dinner with him in the first place?
Mickey
Rourke
83.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/15 #1
Three Patients for the Clinic: Which well-known actor has at least two female
celebrities running to the clinic? This male actor is of the scruffy-attractive
variety. He has a reputation for being wild both in and out of the sack,
and has had bedded quite a few celebrities. Unfortunately for all involved,
he also has a dangerous STD and favors unprotected sex. A very famous blonde
celebrity and a perpetually troubled black rapper are among those who are
now terrified for their health. Colin Farrell; Britney Spears;
Eve
84.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/15 #2
Hiding Face to Save Face: This actress has been out of the limelight for
awhile. Its not that she doesnt have any professional offers.
While she is no ingenue, she is still very beautiful and very much in demand.
Speculation is that she hasnt worked lately because she is sick or
pregnant or hasnt been offered any great roles. No and no and no. She
is just waiting for the bruising and swelling to heal. Not the result of
plastic surgery. Rather, a new boyfriend. Renee Zelleweger
85.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/15 #3
Bruised Ego Wants to Give Newbie the Boot: Which new cast member on an
established TV show is wreaking havoc? One of the female stars has a crush
on him, which is irksome to another male cast member who had been crushing
on her. The guy with the bruised ego has been quietly sabotaging the new
guy behind his back in the hopes that the newbies first story arc is
curtailed, and the newbie given the boot. Greys Anatomy, Kevin
McKidd
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/16
Former A list rock singer. Now, just someone we love to sing with at clubs
and see in the odd film cameo is going blind.
Billy
Idol
87.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/16
Hush Money to the Baby Momma: Which well-known young black celebrity paid
off the mother of his child to keep her quiet? She seduced him and purposely
became pregnant. She threatened to go public to alienate his female fans.
He shut her up for a six figure sum. The baby is the spitting image of the
father, but the public has no idea that this man is the father of any children,
never mind this one. Chris Brown
88.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/16
1. If this TV personality is going to survive, she is going to have to reinvent
herself. But, if she keeps talking trash about her former boss, her career
may be dead in the water. Star Jones
2. This actress has finally landed a married man. She tore her way through married actors, singers and athletes, and now shes got her married man. Hes so smitten that hes ready to go public. He has already bought his mistress a condo. Gabrielle Union/D Wade
89.
EVIL
GOSSIP 10/16
This hip hop artist, with a hardcore thug reputation, is a rising star and
part of a hot east coast crew. Although he is known in the hip hop world
by many, he was unknown to a certain Hollywood starlet on this particular
night. When the pretty actress went up to him because she thought he was
an actor/comedian she had worked with on a film, why did he pretend to be
the actor just to hook up with our starlet? Who is the rapper? If you figure
out which crew he is with, it will be easier to figure out who the rapper
is. Jim Jones
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/17
#1 & 2 - So, earlier this week, we had an A lister who was spotted ignoring
his companion. Well,, the reason he may be ignoring her is that he is having
a thing with a VERY much younger than him C list film actress who co-stars
in a brand new film that stars a guy from one of my favorite television
shows. Gerard Butler (ignoring Shauna Moakler) and Amanda Crews?
She co-stars in Sex Drive with Seth Green (Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Family
Guy)
#3 - This is an unusual one. Just the name of a show rather than a person. What brand new television show, filmed outside the US, has pretty much ruined it for all companies that want to film there in the future. The reason? The crew working the show had never been treated as badly in terms of verbal abuse, lack of respect and working conditions. In addition, a local girl was severely burnt in the face and upper body when a light exploded on set. By way of compensation she was offered a job in a city 300 miles away from the village where she has lived her whole life. Obviously she could not do it, and the production company just didn't care. It gave her one option, and one option only. Crusoe
#4 & 5 - What singer and I use that term loosely is running out of money fast? The reason? Her fairly new husband is now acting as her business manager and using her bank account as his own personal ATM. In the short time they have been married she has lost almost $5M all because of him. Scary Spice Mel B.
91.
POPBITCH
10/17
(British blog)
1. Bar staff at one Mayfair hotel were treated to the sight of which supermodel
getting very drunk and flirty in the bar? She started to lunge at the cutest
boys behind the bar to try and drag them up to her room but was escorted
out by management when things got really out of hand. Bar
Rafaeli
2. We thought the days when it was normal for the tabloids to "out" male pop stars was about over. And yet we hear that one of the red-tops is looking to do just that. It's sad to think that the sexuality of a star of teen pop and musical theatre is that interesting or surprising. Let's hope they change their minds. Zac Efron; Duncan James from the boy band "Blue"
92.
HOLY
MOLY 10/17
Which supermodel of yore is now a complete alcoholic? This is something of
an improvement as a visitor to her house once noted that there were loads
of wraps of coke lying around her house, some within easy reach of her toddler!
No, it isn't the one you think... Linda Evangelista
93.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/17
One So-Straight, Way-Cheap Blind Vice: OK, you sexual preachers, it's been
quite the week for preferences and politics, all zeroing in on just what
we do in the privacy of our bedrooms. Are some actors gay but pretending
to be straight? Vice versa? And how much leaning one way or the other then
negates one's true sexual calling? Forget all that. 'Cause here we got one
majorly obvious hetero dude and his skanky actions with chicks. No, not in
between the sheets, hons. We're goin' for where it counts: the wallet. And
the schmuck-wad factor. Listen... Henry Skank hasn't always been in the lauded
limelight. It's been a slow crawl upwards from his hole-in-the-wall comedy
days to makin' sweet paydays like he is now, just secs into the big-green
club. But what he lacked in his bank account mere moments ago, he made up
for with tons of babes. Back when he was just a struggling funnyguy instead
of the nascent success job he is now, H.S. was dating three babes all at
the same time, and not one of 'em knew about the other. He even had the audacity
to gift each gal the same exact present recently. Even more unfortunate,
the prezzies were from not Tiffany's but Walgreens, painfully proving the
dude wasn't rolling in doughor class. Cheap goodies can be found, darling,
but not there. At least not when orgasms are involved. Who knew this somewhat
handsome manwho's still with one of these honeys (apparently the one
who doesn't mind drugstore romance)was once such a cretin Casanova?
Guess women aren't lying when they say they like a guy who makes 'em laugh.
But they probably prefer a man who's monogamous. And It Ain't: Tony Rock,
James Marsden, Seth Green.
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/20
Well, well, well what do we have here? This reality show couple who basically
makes a living being a couple is not really the couple they pretend to be.
It seems that not only do the couple not sleep together, most of the time
they do not even sleep in under the same roof. Can't stand each other, but
suffer through pretending for the sake of the money. Not who you are thinking.
Think bigger.
Jon
& Kate Gosselin
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/21
Talk about embarrassing. Wow. I can't decide who was the more embarrassed.
This married A list director enjoys perusing escort sites and calling one
to come over to his hotel room, especially when he is on the road. In this
instance though he was in town, but was put up in a hotel because he had
been doing press earlier in the day. Before heading home to the missus, he
decided to call up his favorite agency and they sent someone over. Well imagine
the shock on the face of both our director and the escort when it turned
out to be the cousin of the wife's director. They had just seen each other
at a family gathering two days prior. There were a lot of umms, but both
decided it would be just a little too strange to do anything. Most guys would
have gone home to the wife, but not our director. He called up the agency
and got someone else. Oliver Stone
96.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/21
Which gay couple is fighting over a third party? Both members of this couple
are in the entertainment industry, one more famous than the other. The third
party, who is also a famous entertainer, has become quite the couple-wrecker
due to some sexual waffling within the established couple. The most interesting
fact here is that the third party is the opposite sex of the couple, and
has been battling rumors about sexuality, too.
Samantha
Ronson/Lindsay Lohan/Chase Crawford
97.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 10/22
Which reality star has-been should tone down the drug use? The dethroned
tabloid subject brought two eight balls of coke (7 grams) to a weekend getaway.
She was last seen at 7 a.m., trying to find someone to play charades with
her.
98.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 10/22
Bitch Wars: Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood,
especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines,
attention, and ultimately the work. This is about the work. And the power
plays they pull to get the work over their competitors. Bitch #1 has been
backstabbing for a while starting a few years ago when she was vying over
a then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential. They'd
narrowed it down to two and the studio had pretty much decided on the better
actress. The contract was about to be signed but when B1 found out, she had
her agent and her publicist publicly release confirmation that SHE landed
the part, and even though it was an outright lie, it embarrassed her competitor
so badly that her team pulled her back from accepting the offer leaving the
film's producers with only one remaining choice. Now she has a new opponent.
And a more formidable one. The two were both in talks for a prestige project,
a tug of war battle going back and forth. Bitch #2 launched the first offensive.
She started circulating that B1 was struggling with her acting coach and
had already fired two of them, studying with a third. When B1 found out she
retaliated by circulating rumours that B2's assets were surgically enhanced
and that she was a terror to work with, making crews miserable on a regular
basis. B2 has now struck back with the lowest blow yet. At a business lunch
the other day, she made sure to drop details about B1's relationship: that
it's in trouble, that's she's an emotional wreck and is prone to self harming
and is trying to save her love by getting pregnant. It's getting uglier and
uglier and B1 is out for blood. Stay tuned...
99.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/22
Which press-hungry duo keeps moving simply to keep themselves in the headlines?
They claim that they need to move because of work demands. However, one half
of the couple recently confessed to a friend that they strategically court
projects requiring long-distance relocation to feed the press newsworthy
material. They do some very public house-hunting, make a big splash in the
new city, and then drag the child(ren) around with a whole new crew of paparazzi
in close pursuit. When the act gets stale and they start slipping out of
the headlines, they hit the road again. Victoria and David Beckham;
Katie andTom Cruise
100.
STAR
MAGAZINE 10/22
What former bombshell needs someone to come to her rescue? Her drug use has
ruined her looks and foiled any hope of reuniting with her ex. Insiders say
her career is the next to go. Heather Locklear (per National Enquirer
article)
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/22
#1 - Ahhh my C lister who wants the world to think she is a lesbian, needs
to be a little more careful if her plan is going to succeed. She has been
doing her best to find someone to play her girlfriend, but no one wants to
even be her pretend girlfriend. Anyway, that is beside the point. Last night
her little makeout, grope session with the C list actor who has had his own
issues will probably stall her little effort.
Jodie
Marsh
#2 - Ummm. Wow. Married, former A list singer. Wife not with him. Went straight for the drag queen at a party in the last few days. Did not leave his side once. Interesting. Gavin Rossdale
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/23
Something a little different today. Always willing to change things up. This
one is actually about the wife of a B list television star on one of the
biggest comedies on television. It is not that hard, but when someone e-mailed
me the story I just had to post it. It also takes place in Iowa which is
odd because this is the second or third one we have had from the Iowa Writer's
Workshop. Before our subject got married she was a writer in the workshop.
While there she met a male writer. This male writer did really well in the
program. He graduated with tons of prospects--got himself a big agent, some
money to support himself while he wrote post MFA, etc. While at Iowa, he
became close friends with our subject. After a year of writing, he was ready
to go--had his short story collection done, was going to hit the road to
become the next Big Writing Star. Except that he came home one night and
everything--computer, disc drives, backups, paper copies, etc--of his work
had been stolen in a burglary. A year's worth of work---out the door with
a crackhead looking for some quick cash. Our male writer went into a
tailspin--his life's ambitions were stolen from him in one night. His support
during this time came from our actor's wife, who continued to encourage him
to write, and who just helped him through that dark period, which lasted
well over two years. This feel-good story has a sweet ending, too---ten years
later, our male writer is back with a short story collection, and continues
to write. Friends have helped him to set up a mini-midwest book tour, from
connections he made while at Iowa, and a reading at the Knitting Factory
in LA for him later this month, set up by his friend, our actor's wife.
Holiday
Reinhorn - wife of Rainn Wilson
103.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/23
1. A big scandal is brewing for a top Hollywood Star. He is successful,
charismatic and appears to be a loving father and husband. There are rumors
that he likes to spend time with male escorts. If the scandal comes out,
look for him to turn to religion to quell the controversy.
Will
Smith
2. This young actor signed on a TV series thinking he was going to be the star of the show. Well his co-stars are outshining him by winning awards and acclaim. The Actor is not happy about the situation, but, since he needs the money, hes staying put. Allen Payne (Tyler Perry's TBN Show); Tracy Morgan "30 Rock"
3. Sometimes it doesnt pay to listen to your mother. This singer is trying to downplay his marriage to help salvage his career, but his very pregnant wife isnt going anywhere. She plans to stay married to the singer despite his mothers publicity machine. Usher
104.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/24
Chalk another one up for the hets! When Stud-Bucket LeBeouf (no relation
to the errant driving one) gets a woody for somebody other than his wife,
he gets it in writingalways. But let's back up; wouldn't want to shoot
our Blind Vice wad too soon, ya know! Oh, and also: Look, for those of you
out there who so (naively) think these jokers in H'town don't hook up with
their attorneys looking over their erections at the same time, hey, you got
another think comin', babes. So, back to Stud: Guess not everyone in H'wood
is gay, but many in this town are pretty damn slimy. Mr. LeBeouf, for example.
He's a megastar, by all standards, no doubt about that. S-B is mediocre-talented
at his nonthespian career, but there's nothing mediocre about his looksI
mean, if I weren't married, I'd drool over him with the rest of the starry-eyed
lot, fer sure; the dude's totally doable. He's got the bod, the hair, the
style and the equipment down below, to boot (something I swear every one
of my chick friends tells me they care more about than do gay men, and sisters,
that is so saying a lot). S-B.L.'s equally famous wife is just the topping
to his sweet-ass life. He's pretty much the dude every guy wants to be and
every gal wants to nail. Howev, lucky enough for the femmes, this is damn
feasible. S2 has no problem stepping out on his honey and fam. He's just
careful as hell when he does it: "He makes you sign one gnarly confidentiality
contract beforehand," dished a recent and fresh Stud screw. "He uses them
as customary procedure whenever he cheats," oozed the female, and this is
quite often, trust. Want details? Which kind? The inky ones first: Yes, we're
literally talking a typed-up and ready-to-go piece of paper Stud-Bucket carries
around with him, ya know, just in case. Like a condom! What, is this the
newer safer sex? And there are no exceptions. Ever. Every lady Mr. L. has
is required to sign on the dotted line before she's allowed between the sheets,
which brings us directly to the second set of details. "Nothing kinky," blabbed
our first-genital source, "but very nice ride"; most excellent tools, she
added. Jeez, we're pretty surprised S-B.L. hasn't gotten caught by his wife-unit
more often; we hear she's dumb in more ways than one. And It Ain't: Kobe
Bryant, Gavin Rossdale, Seal. David Beckham
105.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/24 **#1**
Which actor was secretly filmed doing drugs? He thought that the woman was
simply a friend of a friend in a partying mood. He didnt know that
during their time together that she was a reporter and that she had secretly
filmed him snorting cocaine. The reporter is now looking to profit from the
brief but damning piece of film.
106.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/24 **#2**
Hollywood couple, one more famous than the other, both are household names.
Everything looks pretty on the outside, but she has a dark secret. While
working on a project, she had a brief affair with another performer with
whom she had some history. That fling resulted in a child. She is terrified
about what would happen to her relationship and family and reputation and
career if her husband found out that he was not the babys father.
Its bound to happen eventually, though, because the fling has a very
distinctive look, and the child is looking more and more like him with every
passing day.
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/24
#1 - Jackass - This foreign born B list film star who was shooting for A
list before he started losing his hair and his box office mojo is apparently
extremely sensitive about his hair. How much? Well, he was buying a suit
a few weeks ago and the salesperson suggested a hat because he thought it
would go well the suit. Our actor took it the wrong way though and took a
good five minutes to yell at the offending salesperson before throwing the
suit on the floor and kicking it around a little and then walking out the
door.
Jude
Law
#2 - Kindness - I guess she is a C list television actress, but until a few years ago would have been considered B list when she was on a long running hit comedy. Well, despite the fact she is married with child/ren, she finds the time each week to spend about 15 hours weekly serving food to homeless people. She does this in the mornings before then coming home and seeing her kids off to school. Often she will go again in the evenings and take her kids to help. Patricia Heaton
#3 - Jackass - B list television actress who used to be on a hit and is now on a new show. Not the most fun person to work with according to the crew. For someone who is lucky enough to have a career she sure loves to play the game of don't talk to me. Apparently unless you are a producer or director on the show, you are not allowed to speak directly to her. Well, the crew loves nothing more to talk to her anyway. They love doing this when they need a break because they know she will throw a tantrum and retreat to her dressing room for at least an hour. Debra Messing
#4 - Kindness - Former B list television actress. Now, she is still a B, but is not really doing anything. A list name recognition though. Oh, and she's married. Last year she gave away every penny she earned for a show she was working on. Every penny and it was a substantial sum. It is not like she is hurting for money, but she gave away well over $3M to charity. Lisa Kudrow
108.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 10/24
A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty. Theyre best friends
and they say best friends only
But they sleep in the same bed when
theyre on holiday. Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during
our European travels but thats because were poor. If we could
afford it? Please. Wed both be in junior suites yelling at each other
from across our balconies. These two however dont have to rough it.
And when they do rough it, its because the cameras are rolling. A junior
suite for them is like a homeless shelter. So when they can book out an entire
floor, why would they choose instead to share one bed? Drew Barrymore
& Cameron Diaz; Oprah and Gayle King
109.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 10/25
Which teenage drama queen has been so demanding that her dreamy boyfriend
has unofficially jumped ship? Hes now secretly smooching one of her
gal pals.
110.
MEDIA
TAKEOUT 10/27
Word on the street is that a Hall Of Fame basketball player is under EXTREME
STRESS over the fact that his gay lover is looking to go public. According
to one of MediaTakeOut.com's snitches, the basketball great was being extorted
by his lover for years and the payments have all but bankrupted him. And
word is that if he doesn't come up with another 7 figure payment by the end
of the month, his ex - who is a 6 foot tall transsexual - will go public.
DANG!! Hopefully no one kills themselves over it. Isiah
Thomas
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/28
This female tweener star may want to head on over to her doctor. Why do you
ask? Well her tweener boyfriend picked up the gift that Paris made popular.
And here we thought they were monogamous. Vanessa Hudgens/Zac Efron;
Blake Lively/Penn Badgley
112.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/28 **#1**
Which soon-to-be-announced celebrity couple split will get really ugly if
the truth about the husbands activities are revealed? They have made
plans to play nice in public and pretend that their breakup is amicable and
mutual, but it is unknown whether the wife will be able to keep up the facade,
because right now she can barely contain her rage over his behavior. She
flipped out once when she found out he was cheating. Again when she found
out that he was cheating on her with a man. And a third time when she found
that his down low behavior had resulted in him giving her a nasty STD.
Katie
Holmes/Tom Cruise
113.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/28 **#2**
Which young famous black performer would be reeling if he knew the identity
of his real father and of a girl he dated? The young man (who well
call Junior) was the product of an affair his mother had in the seventies
with a talented married black celebrity (who well call Senior). Although
there was the occasional wicked whisper because Junior and Senior resemble
each other physically and have similar triple-threat talents, neither Senior
nor the woman ever told anyone that Senior was Juniors father. They
really thought they could keep things quiet, live separate lives, and carry
the secret of Juniors true ancestry to their graves. The situation
changed when Senior learned that his daughter from his second marriage had
begun dating Junior. Very alarmed and needing to intervene without divulging
his paternity, Senior quickly inserted himself into the situation, became
Juniors friend and mentor, and forced the young couple to break up.
It worked. Junior still doesnt know that Senior - whom he greatly admires
- is his real father, or that his former girlfriend - who was one of his
earliest sexual partners - was his own half-sister. Editors
Note: Although there will likely be several versions of this story floating
out there in the next few days, we are very confident that this is the most
accurate telling.
Usher
and Ben Vereen
114.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/28 **#3**
Which celebrity couple has secretly wed but still havent told anyone
except their immediate families? One is more famous than the other, but you
would recognize both names. He wouldnt mind telling people, but she
is extremely protective of their privacy after a negative experience with
the paparazzi a while back.
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/29
What network drama is in danger of shutting down production because its lead
has come down with the "flu"? The flu is actually a really bad drug habit
that needs attention now. Producers and writers have been scrambling for
the past week to figure out a way to write the character out of the next
few episodes so the actor/actress can get help.
Vincent
Donofrio "Law & Order: Criminal Intent"
116.
JANET
CHARLTON 10/29
This well-known and very established designer is coy about his sexual preference,
but he really lets loose when he picks up street hustlers. He's got a lot
of money and loves to get the boys excited by throwing handfuls of bills
on the bed. He gets very turned on by rolling around and having sex with
his rentboy on the money. When the encounter is over, the boy peels the bills
off their sticky bodies and usually goes home happy with at least $500 in
his pocket. Calvin Klein
117.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/29
Which athlete and entertainer are dating on the sly? One of them lives with
an unsuspecting spouse, the other with a steady. The couple are bound to
be discovered, though. Too many people have seen at least one of the intimate
texts he sends each day extolling the impact her warmer bits have on his
private parts.
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 10/30
I guess this actor is B list, because he was the lead in a popcorn flick.
It did not do as well as expected. He really is more of a name than a great
actor. When asked about his most recent girlfriend and how they met, our
actor came up with about five different stories leading most to speculate
he purchased her for the evening. Not so. The reason he is shy about where
she came from is she spent six months stalking him. One day he was lonely
and invited her in, and now they are inseparable. This won't end well.
Brendan
Frasier
119.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 10/30
1. This young and up and coming Actress recently turned down a big offer.
A very powerful and popular entertainer promised her the world if she would
pretend to be interested in him. This Actress really wants to step up her
game, but she couldnt bring herself to live a lie and be a front for
this man. This powerful man should just be honest about who he is and stop
trying to fake romances. Tyler Perry & Taraji Henson
2. This woman is married to a very popular Comedian. His comic act is very rude and vulgar, and he seems to hate his wife. A lot of people ask how his wife puts up with his behavior. Shes got the kids and a big hold on his wallet. She loves the money and the high lifestyle. She could care less about him. She just sends him out to get that paper. Chris Rock
120.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/30 **#1**
Which young star is doing more drinking than eating? Those working with her
are concerned that she is both perpetually hungover and getting thinner by
the day.
121.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/30 **#2**
She thinks that she can never be too thin. He does. He has tried to get her
to gain a few pounds for her appearance, her health, to set a good example.
He stands by her in public, but confesses to friends in private that he is
repelled by her appearance. There have been a lot of screaming matches over
the weight topic, so they have been spending more time apart, punctuated
by the occasional very public appearance together. She is a valuable asset
to his own career, so he may not leave her, but he has been quietly scoring
the digits of normal-sized girls who catch his eye. Victoria and
David Beckam; Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos
122.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/31
Okay, babes, we're back to you skanky hets this week! I swear, straight folks
are getting as kinky as us gays, are we teaching you that well? Apparently
so. Shafterella Shoshstein sure seems to be taking lessons successfully,
and has been for some time, who the hell knew? When she busted up with her
man not that long ago, everybody was sympathizing with poor S2. How could
such a sweet, darling little babe have deserved such treatment from her male-slut
partner for all those years? She's too talented, too charming, too damn dazzling
to have to have endured such wretchedness, America cried! Turns out we were
all weeping for the wrong partner, perhaps. S.S.'s ex is just now starting
to put the truth out there, via a few tanked encounters with his fave bartender.
Damn, sure hope this good-lookin' lad doesn't have to become full-blown alcoholic
before we find out the full truth of the matter, but jeez, keep on drinkin'
there, buddy-boy! Oh, and Shafty, shame on you, girlfriend. Cannot believe
you penis-partied galore all that time, while letting your less-designing
other half take the tabloid fall. Actually, I can. They don't pay ya the
big bucks for nothin'. And It Ain't: Whitney Houston, Halle Berry, Britney
Spears.
Reese
Witherspoon
123.
NY
POST 10/31
WHICH blockbuster director has only himself to blame for his recent burglary?
After a hard day of filming, he decided to unwind with a couple of prostitutes
who stole his valuables.
Michael
Bay
124.
BLIND
GOSSIP 10/31
Which couple introduced their baby earlier than planned to respond to rumors
over the childs paternity? The couple were inundated by calls from
friends about a blind item on BlindGossip.com and immediately arranged for
a photo op of the new tot to dispel the rumors. While their baby is certainly
a cutie, the blind item was not about them.
Gwen
Stefani/Gavin
Rossdale
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