NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in blue are a link to the solution or substantial
clues.
1. NY
POST 11/01
1. WHICH sister of a much-photographed socialite should be more discreet?
She was at Dorrian's Red Hand the other night, making out until closing time
with O.J. Simpson murder trial witness Keith Zlomsowitch, who had a sexual
encounter with Nicole Brown Simpson . . . Kloe Kardashian
2. WHICH former TV star gets Botox injections when she goes in for hair and makeup? The Hollywood mom avidly avoids the paparazzi, but is very friendly to photographers on the red carpet - after being fully prepped of course.
2.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 11/02
Which sexy starlet keeps blabbing that she can’t stand her faux boyfriend?
The producers of her hit show hooked the young couple up as a publicity stunt,
but she says that every time she has to smooch him in front of the paparazzi,
it’s like “Frenching a lizard.” Blake Lively and
Penn Bagley
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/03
Well costumes can be fun for everyone. This actually happened the night prior
to Halloween, but costumes were still worn. Our B list actor who used to
be an A list action hero was at a party with someone everyone assumed to
be his girlfriend. His girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous, but
this person was wearing a Sue Storm from Fantastic Four mask so no one could
tell. Throughout the night the pair spent more and more time groping and
kissing in a corner and on a couch and less time mingling. It was during
one of these makeout groping sessions later in the evening that the mask
slipped off the woman and it was discovered our action star was with another
guy.
HINT:
He is having quite the comeback lately and is definitely back up to A. He
has a child. Connection to Ben Affleck. Jeremy Renner
4.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/03 **#1**
Which celebrity is running away to avoid questions about his family? After
having his family connections exposed in a blind item, he has decided to
stop working and leave the country for a year. He claims that he wants to
travel to gain inspiration for his next project. Usher
5.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/03 **#2**
They have been together for several years, and enjoy the prestige and perks
that come from being part of a famous couple. The only problem is that they
can’t stand each other. They essentially lead separate lives, but are
photographed together at red carpet events to allay suspicions, and to allow
each of them to continue to command top dollar for their respective projects.
However, she doesn’t know that he is sleeping with one of her closest
friends. Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones
6.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/04
Which celebrity showed up at a polling place on Election Day, saw the long
line, and demanded that she be allowed to skip to the front? When special
accomodations were not made for her, she stormed off in a huff, presumably
to another polling place where people would acknowledge her superiority and
personally escort her past the unwashed masses into a voting booth big enough
to accomodate her inflated ego.
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/04
A list actress. Hell, she isn't just an actress, she is also a producer and
a very successful one at that. About three months ago our actress was in
downtown LA and was headed for dinner. She saw a family that was huddled
about 50 feet from the restaurant. Obviously homeless, the dad had a sign
while the mom watched their two children. Our actress could have just gone
into her dinner, but, instead walked over to the family and started asking
them about their life. It was during this that one of her dinner companions
also showed up at the restaurant. Through no fault of their own this family
was stuck. This actress could have walked away, but instead she canceled
her dinner plans, got the family to a hotel and got them some food. Over
the course of the next week she found them a place to live, hired the husband
for her company, helped the mom get the kids in school and found a job for
the mom as well.
Drew
Barrymore
8. NY
POST 11/05
1. WHICH aggressive TV, stage and movie actor has a shady past? Rumor is
he sexually assaulted a girl while in high school and his family had the
situation "swept under the rug." Jeremy Piven
2. WHICH screen god isn't as happy as he and his paramour would like the world to think? Whenever the couple and their children are in LA, he "goes to a bar in a Beverly Hills hotel and drinks for hours before going home." Brad Pitt; Johnny Depp
3. WHICH oft-photographed socialite/designer is losing her grip on the fashion world? Luxury brands no longer send her clothing and accessories and don't want her in their ad campaigns. Paris Hilton; Rachel Zoe
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/05
Today is more of an update to a blind item. Within the past month or so I
think I posted about a celebrity chef who was cheating on his wife. The celebrity
chef is known to all of you. Would he be A list? Sure. Definitely. Anyway,
the update is that I was unsure who he was cheating with. Turns out it is
one of his restaurant employees. Not someone who works with him on television
or with his books, but a restaurant employee. This could of course be the
reason why he is spending so much time at that particular restaurant
lately.
Gordon
Ramsay
10.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 11/06
This Actor is going to find out the hard way it doesn’t pay to be rude
and disrespectful to your peers. He may be good looking, but his bad attitude
and weird behavior is ruining his career. Terrence Howard
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/06
Yes, I know some of you dislike the soap opera ones, but there are lots that
do love them. Today lets go over to NBC. Which married male cast member who
has been on the show for a very long time is sleeping with the daughter of
the one of the producers? Not a really scandalous thing until you realize
she is still in her teens and our cast member is certainly past middle age.
At least she is in college now. It was much tougher to get together when
she was in high school. I will say that it has always been legal though
apparently. Did not start until she was 18. Josh Taylor; Drake
Hogestyn
12.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/06
When a couple split after several years together, the official parting is
usually slow and painful and messy. So you really have to question why the
breakup of this couple is going to be swift and painless and clean. It turns
out that one half of the couple has incredible leverage in harboring some
very deep and very nasty secrets about the other half and their sexual
proclivities. The mildest of these secrets is the typical inclusion of a
surprising third party, as well as one person’s penchant for wearing
clothing of the opposite sex. Several jaw-dropping parting gifts are in the
works to effectively buy the ex’s silence. Simon Cowell/Terri
Seymour
13.
THE
AUSIELLO FILES 11/06
It's not unusual for a TV series to have at least one bad seed. You know,
an actor whose ego is so ginormous it makes mine look like a half-eaten Skittle?
Well, less typical is a show in which all the stars have the disposition
of Linda Blair pre-exorcism, but that's the situation over at a certain sophomore
drama. "Each actor is crazier than the next," whispers a staffer employed
behind the scenes at the war-torn program. "And they all pretty much hate
each other." And they're finding it increasingly difficult to hide their
mutual disdain from viewers. Per my snitch, the male lead "cannot stand"
his love interest, "and it's obvious by their complete lack of chemistry."
The good news is, the nightmare may soon be over for all concerned. Although
the show enjoys a rabid cult following and solid critical support, its ratings
are such that a third season is looking very unlikely. So, what's the series
with the work environment that's so hostile it would make the Roseanne set
at its worst seem like paradise? Let the speculation begin in the comments
section! "Dirty Sexy Money"
14.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/07
Which young star has not been practicing safe sex? She is not one of those
who has claimed to be a virgin, but definitely comes across as someone whose
partners are the result of romance, rather than lust or alcohol. Turns out
that she may have been a bit careless in the safe sex department, as she
has racked up two abortions in the past two years. Hillary Duff;
Carrie Underwood; Hayden Panettiere
15.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/07
#1 - This married A list country singer has a very jealous wife. She has
toned it down lately might it come raging back when she discovers why her
husband saw a doctor twice while he was on the road recently.
Jason
Aldean
#2 - Which A list action star is paying big bucks to an unknown female actress to be his girlfriend for the next two months while he is doing press for his new film. He wants a girlfriend to talk about and not the increasing questions about his sexuality. Jason Statham
#3 & #4 - Two singers. One male, and one female. Yes, they are a couple but not in the same group. He has been a solid performer for a few years. Her? Not so long, but a much bigger name. Well as much as the two profess their love for each other you may think it must be just a perfect relationship. It was until she started sleeping with her agent whenever she can ditch the boyfriend. Katy Perry and Travis McCoy
16.
TED
CASABLANCA 11/07
As we have made abundantly clear, there are a ton of closeted gay actors
and performers in this business. Some are more flagrant (Toothy Tile) than
others (Crotch Uh-Lastic). And whether or not these sexually deceiving dudes
choose to be public about their shenanigans, usually their reps—managers,
publicists, agents, gardeners, etc.—find out via some email or some
shocked coworker that their client goes homo. Not so with Oded Good-Head...
His manager discovered the boy likes to do it with other boys by walking
in on Oded in his dressing room! Was most awkward, too, as the man who was
being serviced by Mr. Good-Head—who has quite the reputation with the
girlies, not to mention multitalents in front of concert audiences and movie
cameras alike—saw the manager first. Very whuh-whoh kinda sitch, ya
know? Poor Od-y didn't notice his 10 percent guy was standing right there
until his latest surreptitious conquest pulled him up and away from what
the awfully good-looking performer was so earnestly doing. End result? Fellatio
interruptus—and new pics of Oded and assorted chickies coming out soon
in Us Weekly and other razor-sharp standards of Hollywood journalism. And
It Ain't: Ludacris, Timbaland, James Marsden.
Oded Good-Head:
Man being serviced: Justin Timberlake
17.
HOLY
MOLY 11/07
1. According to someone working close to Stanley Kubrick, a very famous actor
with the same name as a hellraising rocker was originally in an orgy scene
as one of the men who took "pity" on the leading lady. The part, the mention
of veryfamousactor and his involvement in the shoot was played down, scenes
were reshot and never mentioned again. The reason being that during the orgy
scene he - accidentally projected himself onto one of the lady's titties.
2. There's a rumour in Formula 1 that one father is enjoying his son's girlfriend's company a bit too much...
3. Which Irish boyband member is massively into slipping on the old stockings and thongs and getting fully dragged up on his regular jaunts to weird London clubs?
18.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 11/09
Which Obama-loving actress got extra-frisky on Election Night? After a heated
debate with a conservative bartender in West Hollywood, she invited him back
to her place for a good old-fashioned, bipartisan romp in the sack.
19.
BILLY
MASTERS 11/10
Could it be that a certain sophisticated lady is sicker than she's letting
on? So say people in the know who tell me that although she's been receiving
treatment for one illness, that's just the tip of the iceberg. Her malady
is of a more everlasting nature. While it's not genetic, she would not be
the first person in her family to have it. The songbird is fighting with
everything she's got, and plans to go public with her condition any day
now.
Toni
Braxton
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/10
Even an A lister gets unlucky sometimes. There was some previous discussion
whether this individual is actually A list. If he isn't A then he is right
on the cusp. Apparently all the women surrounding his table thought he was
A list or at least wanted him to think so. Allegedly dating someone everyone
thought he was behaving himself except in the drinking department until a
model walked by. He immediately ran over to the model and began trying to
hit on her. Apparently though she didn't know who he was. When he informed
her drunkenly who he was and what he had been in, she said, "I don't really
care. Plus if you need to list your accomplishments to get a date, you really
have not accomplished all that much." It would have been nice if this had
been a quiet conversation, but unfortunately for our film actor the entire
group surrounding the table all heard it. Nice.
Gerard
Butler
21.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 11/11
Which proud new papa isn't much of a family guy? The handsome actor, notorious
for having a roving eye, was spotted leaving a downtown hot spot with the
beautiful bartender. Matthew McConaughey; Mark Wahlberg
22.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/11
Which married actress needs to do a better job selecting her one-night stands?
Unhappy in her marriage to another celebrity, she thought she was being discrete
in her selection of boy toys by choosing another actor with a familiar name.
Unfortunately, the boy toy has a big mouth and aspirations of superfame,
and sees her as his ticket into the big time. He has been making mention
of her name and their liaison at multiple auditions in the hopes that it
will help him move him up from supporting actor to star.
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/11
This NBA star and when I say star, he is definitely All Star caliber is sleeping
with this male B list actor from a Top 20 network drama. Yes, they say they
are just friends, but it is way beyond that.
24.
PEREZ
HILTON 11/11
What reality TV "star" was so desperate to have her barely watched show renewed
that she agreed to a 70% pay cut for the second season???? Denise
Richards
25.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/12
Well now things are starting to fall into place and make a whole lot more
sense. Some very odd behavior from this tween star. And I do use the term
tween star. Outside of the tween world probably B- list, but in the tween
world and A lister for sure. All of the missed interviews, plane flights,
and screaming fits and repeated bouts of the flu over the past few weeks
make a lot more sense when you realize that our little tweener has a big
problem with heroin. A big problem as in trips away from LA have been a real
challenge and has made life miserable for everyone she encounters. With no
steady supply our actress has been getting worse and worse. A quiet "vacation"
is no doubt in the works in the very near future.
Taylor
Momsen
26.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/12 **#1**
He is an actor who has been called one of the hottest men in the world. However,
she is less than thrilled with the relationship. He has a problem in the
bedroom. Even the little blue pill doesn’t work. She calls him "The
Limp Noodle" or "Mr. Noodle" behind his back. Frustrated, but reluctant to
leave him because being part of a celebrity couple has its perks, she has
resorted to seeing an old boyfriend on the sly to satisfy her carnal needs.
Leonardo
DiCaprio/Bar Refaeli
27.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/12 **#2**
Which music maker is being accused of ripping off millions of dollars from
fans? Fans purchased tens of thousands of tickets for this performer’s
tour. The performer suspiciously canceled the concerts, making vague and
changing claims about illness or injury or family issues or some such nonsense.
Fans were refunded for the face value of the tickets. However, management
kept the hefty non-refundable fee that fans paid to purchase tickets. Millions
and millions of dollars worth of fees, without the performer ever having
to step foot on stage. Janet Jackson
28.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/12 **#3**
This young performer deserves a smack upside the head. She manufactured a
scandal that has been known to gain "exposure" for other young stars. She
cried big fat alligator tears about how someone was out to ruin her. It was
all actually a publicity stunt staged by her to jumpstart her negligible
career. Looks like the girl will have to marry her boyfriend with the famous
name to generate publicity.
Adrienne
Bailon "The Cheetah Girls"/Robert Kardashian Jr.
29.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/13
It seems as if the housing crisis has hit just about everyone, even celebrities.
This recently divorced B list actor on a hit network show lost most of his
money in his divorce. After the divorce he bought a new place which he could
barely afford even with his salary. Being single and available he was spending
every night out and not saving a penny. When the writer strike came along
he didn't have any money at all and all of the furniture he had been leasing
was taken from him. He was living in a 5,000 square foot house with a tv
and a chair. When his castmates heard about his plight and that his house
was going to be foreclosed they took up a collection and raised enough to
pay his mortgage for the next year. Feel good story huh? It is until you
realize that he has been spending all their kindness money on trips to Vegas
and going out, and just thinking that his next payday is right around the
corner. We'll see.
HINT:
Connection to Alec Baldwin in more than one way. Tracy Morgan
30.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 11/13
This Superstar Singer is on a roll. She has a big movie coming out and a
hot new album. Despite her media hoopla, a lot of people are surprised that
she did not offer public condolences to a former co-star who has suffered
a major tragedy. Beyonce
31.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/13 **#1**
Which TV drama series is going to go off the air without wrapping storylines
or telling the viewers? The network is pretending that everything is fine.
The stars continue to smile, and the network continues to promote the show.
However, the schedule has been shuffled and show’s writers have been
told to clear out their offices.
Christian
Slater "My Own Worst Enemy"
32.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/13 **#2**
Girl 1 and Girl 2 have been friends for a long time. Girl 1 is clearly the
more well-known and high profile of the two. While both have had their share
of man troubles, Girl 1 has had extra press scrutiny in the past year based
on some revelations about the demise of her relationship. Girl 2 has always
been a good and supportive friend, and has always backed her pal both privately
and publicly. Unfortunately, Girl 1 is not at all happy about the latter.
In fact, she just told Girl 2 to "Shut the f*** up" and let her handle her
own business with the press. Madonna/Gwyneth Paltrow
33.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/13 **#3**
Which celebrity had more than her tummy tucked after having a baby? She also
had a brow lift, an eye lift, some botox in the forehead, and some collagen
in the lips. It’s not a dramatic change, but when you see her, your
first thought will be that she looks somehow, umm…different. She had
such an interesting, distinct look before the surgery. Now she just looks
generic. Jennifer Lopez
34.
TED
CASABLANCA 11/14
We were gonna inform you folks about Mooney Tuna, a TV titan whose return
to the boob tube was so explosive he can't keep up with all the money his
network's throwing at him to stay put this time. Too bad all that cash can't
buy some sex education. M.T.'s former bedmates tell us the dude can't even
put on his prophylactics correctly. When you're that rich, guess you really
can't do anything by yourself. So predictable, just like the following sad
tale we rather prefer: Chubby Asparagus used to be so cute, in that
trash-collector-hit-the-lottery-and-got-a-makeover kinda way. Always something
likable about his in-your-face appeal, totally doable, too. Until he decided
bad TV was his thing and Sara Lee was his lady, along with all those real-life
ladies you have to purchase. So, Chubby's unhappy in his marriage, big deal.
Oldest story in the book, right? It's what the malcontents do about the bad
situation at home that separates the duds from the studs. Try and work it
out? Awesome. Decide to leave with dignity and without busting up all the
china? Cool, too. Go to Vegas and order a hooker to the club where you're
having a drink instead of straight to your hotel room? Total loserville on
so many levels. Geez, man, you paid for that kinda public humiliation? You
must truly be desperate. And It Ain't: John Travolta, Scott Baio, Howie
Mandel.
Seth
MacFarlane
35.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 11/16
Which recently rehabbed actress is still dabbling in the hard stuff? Whatever
she put up her nose the other night was so toxic, it melted the Blackberry
screen she was using to cut up her drugs. Lindsay Lohan; Kirsten
Dunst
36.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/17
Which leading man’s pervy behavior got out of line? On an upcoming episode
of this drama series, he has a phyically intimate scene with a female costar.
The actor kept insisting that his sexual fondling of her wasn’t quite
perfect and demanded multiple takes. The female costar was furious over the
pervert’s actions, but kept her temper on set. However, she did call
the producers into a closed door meeting afterwards to read them the riot
act. The show’s scribes have since been instructed to cut her relationship
with the lead short. David Duchovny
37.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/17
I think it was last week that I wrote about the actor who was going to lose
his home if his friends had not chipped in. Tough times for everyone, but
sometimes they are of our own making. This female best selling author got
into some serious debt because she is addicted to gambling. With casinos
hounding her for payment, she turned to a "friend" to help her out. The friend
gladly paid off the entire debt to the casinos, but in return got our author
to sign over any and all future rights from her books. This author has always
been reluctant to have her books appear as films because of some bad previous
experiences, but now, she really has no choice because she gave up all the
rights. I would predict a flood of made for tv type fare over the next few
years all based on her books. Oh, and she is still gambling.
Patricia Cornwell
38.
JANET
CHARLTON 11/18
This celebrity made quite an impact on Celebrity Rehab. He was a real challenge
for Dr Drew. He and his girlfriend were at a celebrity event when they happened
to meet a man and his wife who were huge fans of the rehabbed performer.
The couples started chatting and our rehab guy was so flattered that he invited
the pair over for dinner. When the admiring couple arrived at the celebrity's
house they were startled to see large nude photos of the girlfriend hanging
on the walls. The "rehabber" offered the visitors wine and an array of pills!
The guests were horrified but before they could leave the celebrity invited
them to strip down for a "sexy swing session." The frightened pair ran off
without getting a chance to tell the celebrity that the woman was an ordained
minister! Jeff Conaway and his girlfriend Vicki
39.
I'M
NOT OBSESSED 11/18
Guess which childhood star who is currently pregnant needs to be a bit more
careful about what she injests? During a recent premiere, sources claim the
actress was "totally high on something" and looked like a "junky". it gets
worse. An INO reader claims the actress "could hardly keep her eyes open"
when greeting the crowd. How very sad indeed! Lisa Bonet
40.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/18
This aging, but not old, former B list television actress from a very hit
television show and sometime film actress from some very forgettable films
is someone with B+ name recognition and a career that has had lots of stops
and starts. One thing has been holding her back for years. She thought she
found a way to solve the problem but it didn't work. She has always had an
alcohol problem but now she has discovered a new best friend called meth.
Her habit has got so bad that she cannot always wait for her dealer to come
to her. Several times she has had to actually go out in her very conspicuous
car and go make buys herself.
Teri
Hatcher
41.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/18
Which young actress is heading off to rehab for the first time? This one
will come as a surprise to many, because unlike others of her generation,
she does not have a reputation for being a party girl. However, her addiction
to prescription drugs has escalated beyond control. She has disappeared for
days at a time, returned home with mysterious bruises, and bailed from auditions
and meetings at the last minute. She finally and reluctantly agreed to go
to rehab when she was caught stealing a prescription pad from her doctor’s
office.
42.
NY
POST 11/19
1. WHICH hit television show sidekick kicked an aspiring actress out of his
cab after she refused to go to his apartment with him to "cuddle over milk
and cookies"?
2. WHICH longtime New York basketball legend, whose wife handles his business, has gone bankrupt twice?
3. WHICH talk-show host has a flatulence problem so bad, he's said to have an assistant follow him around with an odor-vaporizing spray can? Larry King; Matt Lauer (due to some vitamins he takes)
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/19
This B- list R&B singer just had her second abortion that her A list
producer/singer boyfriend made her get. He says he doesn't want anymore kids
and that if she wants to be with him then she needs to stay childless. I
don't know if she is on birth control or not. I just know the details of
what happened. She did get a nice $200,000 piece of bling after the first
abortion. No word on what she got after this most recent one. P.
Diddy/Cassie
44.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/19
Which actress is making a play for her ex? Her husband is a recovering addict,
and as time goes by, she is finding it more and more difficult to be supportive.
Meanwhile, she has reconnected with her ex, letting him know that she thinks
about him as the one who got away. At first the ex was cool towards a reunion,
but it looks like her daily phone calls and emails are starting to warm him
up. But when the actress’ husband and the ex’s wife find out
what’s going on, expect everything to hit the fan.
45.
MEDIA
TAKEOUT 11/19
Get ready for another celebrity divorce. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind
that a popular African American comedian's wife is about to file for divorce.
According to our snitches, the comedian's wife is very unhappy with how brazen
her hubby's cheating has become. The tipster claims that this 40-something
year old comedian is now bringing his jump off - who is about 20 years old
- to his movie premieres. But don't worry guys, the DIRTY DOG is about to
get what he has coming to him. You see, his wife has already hired a VERY
PROMINENT divorce lawyer and is set to file any day now. And the dude has
NO IDEA what's about to hit him. We here at MediaTakeOut.com could give you
the name of the comedian, but that would just spoil the fun. We can tell
you that he's pretty popular and he has a movie out in theaters now. But
don't worry ... we'll all know who it is soon enough... Mike Epps; Chris
Rock
46.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 11/20
1. This Actress is finding out the hard way, you can lose a man the same
way you got em’…once a cheat…. always a cheat!
Gabrielle Union
2. This Singer wants to write a tell all, but will she tell the truth? She’s known for lying about her past, age and relationships. Angie Stone
3. This handsome TV Star is messing up his looks…..he needs to slow down on the Botox! Shemar Moore; Rick Fox
47.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/20
This openly gay singer has spent some time overseas. When I say overseas,
I mean not in his home country wherever that may be. Anyway, it turns out
that our singer got into some trouble recently. Not the kind of trouble you
would expect, but more of the, "crap this is going to cost me big." Our singer
has always had a bit of a violent streak when it comes to his sex life. He
knows this and only participates with people who are aware of it and can
handle it. Never been a problem until now. Seems that while overseas he took
a liking to someone who was ill prepared for the experience and ended up
in the hospital for several days. The person he took a liking too was barely
legal. Hell, might not have even been legal. It took a massive monetary bribe
to make his parents go away, and not press charges. It took another massive
bribe to keep the one of the local papers from printing the story. Look for
our singer to be playing a birthday party really really soon.
Boy
George
48.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/20 **#1**
Which celebrity wife is leaving her celebrity husband because he can’t
support her over-the-top lifestyle anymore? Her husband was a high flyer
who provided her with multiple homes, cars, jewels and financial support
for her own ventures. Now that he’s having money problems, she is looking
to bail. He is begging her to stick out this tough period with him, but she
has already told friends that she has her eye on a replacement.
Rachel Roy/Damon Dash
49.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/20 **#2**
This celebrity couple is breaking up, but not for the reasons that you will
read. The truth is that she isn’t getting the attention she craves -
from the paparazzi. The couple was photographed constantly in the beginning
of their relationship, but attention has since waned, and thus her interest
in the guy. She even considered having a baby to generate more attention,
but instead decided to ditch him and start fresh. Her next beau - who has
already been selected - will be someone who will generate that photo op buzz
to which she is addicted. Her big decision now is whether to roll out the
new guy now, or to wait until after New Year’s to take advantage of
the slower news cycle. Yes, she is that calculating.
Paris
Hilton and Benji Madden
50.
TED
CASABLANCA 11/21
Been awhile since we heard from Fake-à-la Ferocity, I know. The babe
who has used prescribed synthetic goodies to help her get off a nasty drug
habit is two-timing her man, didn’t you know? No, not that hunk she’s
got at home stashed in the fully toy-equipped bedroom, but her doctor, I
mean. Turns out F.F. knows how to work her fierce femme charm on the good
docs (a very old story in this town, right? Just ask Liz Taylor’s 263,000
docs if you don’t believe me). So you know the last Vice tale: Ms. Ferocity
needed to get off her substantial habit so she could not only save her home
life and marriage but make a movie, too. Thought nobody would notice that
she went right back to using not that long ago. Yeah, right, exactly. So
gotta get clean again! Yep, she’s back on the synthetic stuff, and not
just with one doc but two. Two pro docs who don’t know about the other,
by the by. Guess Ms. F. really likes to feel good when she’s feelin’
bad comin’ down from the hard stuff? I swear, it’s not the docs
and the man at home, nor F.F.’s family, that’s gonna find out first
how much crap she’s shooting into her bod, it’s gonna be the public,
when she keels over dead one day. Jeez already, get help, woman! And It
Ain’t: Felicity Huffman, Kate Bosworth, Ashley Olsen.
51.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/21
Which now-pregnant celebrity is determined to give her baby the most talked-about
baby name ever? The father wants the baby to have a normal name like his,
and is furious that she is determined to give the baby a really stupid name
simply for the attention it will generate. He should not be surprised, though,
given that she spends a lot of time thinking up new ways to get press. The
most recent iteration of the name consists of something you would buy from
your butcher plus the town where they believe the baby was conceived. No,
it’s not Prime Rib Pittsburgh, although that would actually be an
improvement over the one she wants. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
"Bronx Mowgli Wentz"
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/21
#1 - This one of the more odd things I have heard. B- list film actor. He
has tried his hand at television and was on one hit, but everything else
has been pretty much a loser. Well, our actor lives on a street with some
people who enjoy having parties at their house. Our actor decided to earn
a few extra bucks for himself so about two years ago he started valet parking
for his neighbors when they have a party. He apparently got a thrill with
the looks on the faces of people when they saw who was parking their car.
He can't make it to every party, and so has actually started a company that
valets for people having parties. But, whenever he can he still loves doing
it.
#2, 3 & 4 - So in this one we have a musician. B+ list group, but our musician definitely has A list name recognition. Our musician has an ex although that status seems to change daily. The ex fancies herself as an actress, but really she is just a celebutard with more luck than Heather Mills. Well, our musician has never really believed a word that comes out of his ex's mouth, especially concerning one of her ex's and she has several high profile ones. Well, the musician was supposed to be recording, but when it got cancelled he decided to go surprise his ex at her lunch appointment with her agent. Umm, when he got to the spot though, all he found was his ex and her very, very famous ex lip locked in a back booth of the restaurant. Shouting match followed, but lucky for our musician, nothing else ensued. HINT: Frequent blind item people. The ex has had some public issues with drugs. Travis Barker/Shanna Moakler/Oscar de la Hoya
53.
PEREZ
HILTON 11/21
What up-and-coming young actor cheated on his girlfriend of 3 years and got
a 23 year old waitress pregnant?????! His publicist is making him stay far
away from the waitress, as they obviously don't want this to come out!!!!
"Twilight"
Cam Gigandet
54.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 11/23
Which publicity-loving socialite has a set of parents-in-law who can't keep
up with their bills? The upper East Side couple keep moving from apartment
to apartment to avoid paying their obligations, including more than $30,000
in medical bills. One posh Park Avenue doctor has even hired a private
investigator to track down the pair's current residence to get them to pay
up. Their daughter-in-law still thinks they're flush with cash and, even
though she doesn't have any income of her own, continues to spend, spend,
spend.
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/24
This is a big one. Really big. I actually never thought it would happen.
Well, actually I thought it would happen, but I thought it would be the husband
who would be doing the cheating. Hell, he probably would if he wasn't so
damn scared of his wife. Apparently though his B+ list actress wife with
A list name recognition does not have the same fear of her husband. While
shooting her new film, our actress has got extremely hot and heavy with one
of the producers on the film. The producer is going through a divorce, and
now one has to wonder if our actress would be willing to do the same. Wow.
This would be a tabloid feeding frenzy of epic proportions.
56.
PAGE
SIX 11/24
1. WHICH ex-couple - an actor and a model - still share some aspects of their
sex life? Both are known to sleep with a famous Lower East Side topless dancer
who has a reputation of never going home alone. Leo Di Caprio/Gisele
Bündchen
2. WHICH TV host has such good rapport with his fetching female co-host that his wife has correctly guessed they're having an affair?
57.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/24
Which character on an popular TV drama is going to be killed off? While the
character is one of the key members of the cast, the actor or actress’
bad behavior has caused friction within the cast and has exhausted the patience
of the show’s head honcho. Katherine Heigl
58.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/25
Which celebrity couple has relenquished control of the family to their offspring?
This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own
decisions about education, food, clothing, travel, and activities. Before
you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ projects and
handling the money. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will
result in more self-assured adults. However, right now it’s just the
tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these
decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved.
Couple:
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
Child/ren: Jaden Smith and Willow Smith
59.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/25 #2
Which popular R&B singer is seriously considering coming out as a gay
man on an upcoming TV show? It seems that the show’s producer and the
singer’s ire over the whole Proposition 8 debacle have inspired him
to come out of the closet in a very public way.We’ll see if he has the
nerve to actually go through with it. Ne-Yo
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 11/25
Did you ever hear some news and you just said to yourself you hope it isn't
true? I heard some today about a couple and it is one of the first times
that I can recall where I just really hope my source got it wrong. I like
both people in this couple. The husband is a celebrity, and the wife is a
B- list actress who is pregnant. I know I usually give more identifying
information, but this one time I think it is best not to. One of the things
about this is that there have been two different versions flying around town.
One is that he has been cheating on her not with anyone in particular, but
basically just a string of no names that are attracted to him. The other
version is they both cheated. I've met her, but never met him. So, with that
in mind, I'm going to have to say that I don't see her ever cheating and
that he, in fact is the one doing the cheating. While she's pregnant? That's
pretty low. Jason Seahorn and Angie Harmon
61.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/26
When a film comes out, the stars usually share the promotional duties. In
the case of this film, however, Star 1 has been making the rounds of talk
shows, while Star 2 has been conspicuously absent. While Star 2 is claiming
that his absense is due to other work obligations, the truth is that the
friction between the two was so bad on the set that Star 2 has completely
washed his hands of anything to do with the film. Star 1 remains publicly
upbeat and supportive of Star 2, but has privately told friends that Star
2 is "the biggest a**hole on the planet," and that the two will never, ever
work together again.
Star 1: Reese Witherspoon
Star 2: Vince Vaughn
Movie: Four Christmases
62.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 11/27
1. He is one of the biggest stars of the moment, but his private life is
catching up to him. He has to be careful about how he treats people because
those same people are ready to cash in on what they know about him and tell
the truth for money. Tyler Perry
2. This guy is a Hollywood heartthrob, but he’s having a hard time with the ladies. Apparently, his reputation is catching up to him. He’s a jerk who loves them and leaves them broke.
63.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/27
Which celebrity is acting like a real turkey this Thanksgiving? He and his
wife, who are both actors, have been sparring lately over a variety of issues,
the most serious being his getting a little too friendly with a co-star.
The wife had hoped that a traditional Thanksgiving gathering would reawaken
those feelings of love for her and their family. She prepared a huge Thanksgiving
dinner, and will be hosting more than two dozen relatives, most of them his.
However, at the last minute he has told her that he can’t get away from
a project he is working on. It’s not true though. He is actually with
a friend in Las Vegas. Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck
64.
HOLY
MOLY 11/28
(British blog)
1. Which young actor is hungrily hoovering up as much coke as he can get
his hands on? He thinks it's a kind of magic, but unfortunately one that
gives him a two-day bout of depression and makes him shout utter bollocks
at strangers for hours. Oh, and he also likes to pull rabbits out of men's
bottoms rather than a lady's mary. Colin Morgan; Bradley
James
2. Speaking of coke botherers, another rubber celeb is said to be a secret noser. Upper class nicknames don't mean shit when they're septum deep in as much as they can get their skinny little hands on... Victoria Beckham
3. In good old America (Happy Thanksthingy day! Sweet potato and marshmallow - are you sure?) there is a legendary A&R (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A&R) woman who is a bit like Harvey Keitel in 'Pulp Fiction' (gets called in to sort out emergencies and disasters with labels' artists). She got flown in to work with one particular rapper as he was causing loads of trouble around LA and had trashed the hotel suite he was staying in. Up she tootled to inspect the carnage and discovered he had curled out a huge shit in the bath. She went utterly medieval on his ass (staying on the Pulp Fiction theme you see), shouted at him in front of his entire entourage, and made him go into the bathroom and clean up the offending turd. All the while she stood outside the door and wouldn't let him out till it was properly clean. He was then marched downstairs and made to apologise to the manager of the hotel, pack his own bags and sign a contract promising to behave better in future. You can't see that happening in Blighty can you?
4. Which author became successful ONLY after his kind millionaire father bought the entire first run of his shitty book? Are you reading this, Dad? Huh? ARE. YOU. READING THIS?!
65.
POPBITCH
11/28
(British blog)
1. Which A&R (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A&R) drank so much in
his hotel bar at In The City that he was refused service and taken to his
room? He woke up in the night drunk and confused and wandered out of his
room wearing only a t-shirt. He ended up in the hotel lobby and fell asleep
on a sofa. Word spread, and various music industry types turned up to laugh
at a top label exec sleep in public with his knob out.
2. Which in-the-news celebrity is worried that his relationships with a transexual escort and a rent boy are going to hit the newsstands? Gordon Ramsey
66.
BLIND
GOSSIP 11/28
Which celebrity had himself circumcised after his mother died? Tradition
in his family dictated that he be circumcised at birth. However, his mother
thought the procedure was barbaric and refused to have it done. Shortly after
his mother’s death, though, he had himself clipped. It is a little
surprising that he went against his mother’s wishes, though, given how
close they were. Kanye West
67.
STAR
MAGAZINE 11/28
1. Who could say no to this blonde moppet? Not her bodyguard who is often
tasked with providing her with her favorite brand of cigarettes, American
Spirit. So what’s the problem ? This smokin’ littler girl is only
15! Miley Cyrus; Taylor Momsen
2. She’s gone from sweet as pie to a hot mess! This former American beauty gets "so drunk and out of control it’s disgusting," a security guard tells Star. "Two years ago, I got a limo from a friend’s company to take her to an event, and she threw up all over it. I ended up on my knees scrubbing up. It was the last time I will ever work for her - period!" Mena Suvari;Tara Reid
3. This chiseled hunk’s fab abs may ring a bell - he loves getting snapped shirtless, and there’s no denying he looks hot! So why does he rely on his bodyguards to get him dates? "If he sees a pretty babe out in the crowd that he likes, he’ll have his man go tell her he’s interested," a former employee confides. "An he usually gets the girl!" Mario Lopez
4. Which fabulous reality diva won’t admit to being knocked up out of wedlock? Her throwing up, bingeing and increasing clothing size are all big clues she’s got one on the way. Kimora Simmons
68.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/01
This married NBA All Star took a little time away from the family this weekend
to play his own version of Santa Claus. No, this isn't a kindness. Apparently
he and one of his long time friends got a suite this weekend and invited
a gaggle of strippers. Our basketball player dressed as Santa, minus the
pants and invited each of the strippers to sit on his lap. Yep. Each one
got a turn with Santa and then his friend who didn't dress up. Seems kind
of a waste of a good theme. Anyway, the strippers stayed for several hours
until Santa and his friend were completely satisfied and finished spreading
their holiday joy. Then Santa went back home to the wife and kid/kids to
spend some quality time with the family.
Kobe
Bryant
69.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/01
So the truth about Tina Fey’s scar is that a stranger slashed her face
while she was in her front yard when she was just five years old. No wonder
she doesn’t like to talk about how it happened. This other celeb, on
the other hand, loves to talk about how he got his scar. His story has changed
a couple of times, but it’s usually about him being macho. Too bad
he’s not telling the truth. The truth, according to a close relative,
is that he tripped and fell when he was drunk one night. Not exactly macho.
70.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/02
This former A list R&B female singer was a really big thing back in the
day. Well after she stopped performing so much she gained a few pounds. Well,
more than a few actually. So, when she finally came back and did a new CD,
she was a little concerned about the photo on the cover of it. The record
label offered to airbrush the photo and make her look as skinny as she wanted
to be. Well, she said no, and that she would just go ahead and get some photos
taken on her own. A few weeks later the label got some photos of her in the
mail. They were great photos. The problem was they had all been taken fifteen
years and fifty pounds earlier. She insisted that the photos were taken all
in the past week or so and those were the ones she wanted on the cover of
the CD. With no choice in the matter, the label did as she said. Then she
also decided that she couldn't do any concerts because if she did, people
would see she looked nothing like the cover photo, so she did no promotion
for the CD at all.
Anita
Baker
71.
AUSIELLO
FILES 12/02
Hopefully, you'll all be intrigued by today's blind item. But if a certain
TV star is reading this, they should squint extra hard to read between the
lines. How come? They've been canned -- they just don't know it yet! Yep,
it seems an original cast member of a hit series that's popular with Ausholes
(and yours truly) has been pink-slipped without the benefit of being given
a pink slip. A combo platter of budget cuts and creative redirection is being
blamed for the firing, but it also bears mentioning that said performer was
never going to win any popularity contests with their co-stars. As for why
the MVP still hasn't been told that the unemployment line is reserving a
spot for them… well, that's where things get really interesting. According
to my mole, there's still a snowball's chance in Hollywood that the producers
might have a change of heart. If, or when, the axe does fall, the regular's
on-screen alter ego isn't likely to be killed off. Although death has cast
a shadow over many a plot, this personality's demise would probably be deemed
too morbid, even for this show. So, stars... readers... readers who are stars...
Call your agents and get guessing! Oh, and memo to my higher-ups at EW: Don't
bother asking me who it is -- this is one blind item I won't be blabbing
about! TR Knight "Grey's Anatomy";
Katherine
Heigl "Grey's Anatomy"
72.
WATCH
WITH KRISTIN 12/02
Why does a certain character on Grey's Anatomy suddenly have so little to
do? It's a question many readers have been emailing about, and now, inside
sources are spilling what's going on behind the scenes. Before you read any
further, however, be forewarned: Naming names is impossible--the truth is
a little ugly--so read on only if you want to join the guessing game... A
source close to the show tells me, "The reason [the actor] has not been on
is because [he or she] has been a pain in the ass lately, trying to change
scenes and dialogue, being hard to work with and putting up an attitude.
The higher-ups were getting tired of it, so they tweaked [him or her] out
of some episodes. That's why you haven't really seen [him or her] lately."
A second source seconds that emotion: "[He or she] is not really getting
along too well with producers right now." Eek! Like I said, it's not a pretty
tale, is it? Not all characters can have equal screen time all year round,
so I was thinking perhaps they were holding this character back for something
later in the season...but it sounds like he or she might be gettin'
spanked. TR Knight
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/03
This one is from the accountant. This A list comedian with A+ name recognition
apparently can't be bothered with parking meters or valets or parking garages.
Instead he seems to get some kind of perverse thrill of accumulating as many
parking tickets as he can. He always pays his tickets, but just hates looking
around for a parking spot or finding change for meters. Thus he parks where
he wants for as long as he wants. Total amount of money spent on parking
tickets last year? About $40,000. That total includes being towed on average
of about once a month when he parked in a fire zone. It also averages out
to about one parking ticket per day for an entire year.
Jerry
Seinfeld
74.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/03
Which two female entertainers are actually competing to see who can weigh
the least? They are both looking scary skinny, but lie about the reasons
why. They say that they never diet, or that they are into fitness, or that
they are naturally thin, or that they find it difficult to keep weight on
because they are working so hard. Not true. Food is never near their mouths
unless someone films them. They are both publicity hounds, and absolutely
love all the attention a shrinking body brings, including magazine covers.
The girls compare weight on a daily basis. They are actually competing to
see who can weigh the least. As long as their weight keeps them in the news,
expect the madness to continue. Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup
"90210"
75.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/04
This barely serviceable singer from a barely serviceable group does have
B+ name recognition while the group itself has probably A+ name recognition.
Anyway, our singer has been throwing quite a few tantrums lately including
walking off stage well before the set is over. Mostly these are because of
her drug habit. Coke and meth are her drugs of choice. The bigger problem
is that our singer is convinced that her significant other who is many times
richer will take care of her if she gets kicked out of the group. Maybe,
but some of the other girls he has been cheating with may not agree with
her viewpoint.
Nicole
Scherzinger "Pussycat Dolls"
76.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/04
Which actress’ parents nixed her boyfriend because he "wasn’t like
them"? The boyfriend is a music maker who has certainly made the rounds through
a bunch of actresses. Most surprisingly, though, is the recent discovery
that he was dating an actress who is aiming for A list status via films.
The actress’ parents completely freaked out when they saw a photo of
the couple as her laptop computer’s screensaver, and demanded she break
up with him. Although you would know her parents’ names if you heard
them - and assume that they would not care about things like income, race,
religion, or age - they are actually just a couple of snobs who couldn’t
get past the fact that he "wasn’t like them".
77.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/04
1. He’s an NBA Superstar who most likely will never win a championship.
Now that he’s in a new city, he’s back to his old bad habits of
missing practice and cheating on his wife.
Allen
Iverson
2. Is this Pop Diva really pregnant, or is this just another publicity stunt for her stalled career? P.S.---if she really is pregnant, this won’t be her first child. Hmmmmmmm! Janet Jackson
3. This woman is so desperate to hang on to a faded Singer that she will go along with his lame publicity stunts. This Singer is still in love with his ex-wife, and needs her to help his stalled career. At the moment, he is using his current girlfriend to help him get back with his ex. Bobby Brown
78.
POPBITCH
12/04
Which celebrity couple are feuding because the more famous of the two has
a roving eye and has got a taste for cute boys. This one's going to end in
tears very soon and one of them is going to have to lie low.
Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson
79.
HOLY
MOLY 12/05
1. Which upper class star got a little carried away at a recent photo shoot
for a new clothing line? When asked to do 'sexy' she took it too far and,
essentially, started masturbating. Cue a lot of feet shuffling and sudden
interest in fingernail examining. The whole shoot is likely to be binned.
2. Which Italian actress and husband are 'danger-shaggers'? For those of you who don’t know, that doesn’t mean having sex with Courtney Love, but rather getting caught in flagrante several times - bashing away noisily in broom cupboards at parties and behind a large pair of brocade curtains in a chateau. Monica Bellucci and Vincent Cassel
3. Which other TV chef is currently under surveillance by the tabloids due to his tongue being inside a woman other than his wife? Jamie Oliver
80.
TED
CASABLANCA 12/05
There's a relentlessly infamous, many-talented star whose love life has been
pretty notorious as of late. And for this reason alone, folks seem to have
lost sense of the woman's far more dangerous goings-on: her drug intake.
It's huge. And like many reformed sisters in this chemically enhanced town,
our mystery gal has tried to go cold turkey many times before. Never took,
of course, even though she screamed to any tabloid that would listen that
it did. Is it any wonder, then, that... Morgan Mayhem is back in action,
having advanced from the plain-Jane proclivities of booze and dope and coke?
Yep, don't you know it, Morgan's right back where any addict goes, straight
down: to smoking crystal meth. Yikes. M.M.'s beyond paranoid these days,
too (at clubs, online, at events, never at a gig, natch, as the bitch is
hardly working anymore), as is a common effect from crystal use. Her bodyguards
know the drill, too, as they work double and triple shifts to make sure us
commoners don't approach the strung-out babe in public, 'cause they know
folks will know the drill once they have an interaction with her. Too late.
Morgan went off on some babes, including some who just happen to dish regularly
at the Awful Truth. Bitch couldn't have been more methed out if she was playing
Amy Winehouse in some kind of bad Lifetime job. By the by, a psych teacher
who used to work at a cushy, beachy drying-out tank teaches at LMU now. She
was doing a whole segment about drugs and how they affect you, etc. She showed
a picture of Morgan as an example of physical effects from using meth. Now
that's infamous. Not to mention pathetic, in the most academic sense of the
word. And It Ain't: Ashley Olsen, Whitney Houston, Courtney Love.
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/05
#1 - This just confirms that this A list supermodel is in fact, an idiot.
Our supermodel was seen making out and groping with some random guy in the
corner of a party while her zillionaire boyfriend was nowhere to be seen.
Naomi
Campbell
#2 & #3 - This happy couple has been in this spot before, but now it seems as if they might not be a happy couple for much longer. Today must be idiot day, but this A list female singer and her celebrity husband are on the brink of divorce because our celebrity can't keep his pants zipped. Apparently he has been hitting the road and hitting on anything, male or female that has been crossing his path. His explanations and lies are wearing thin. This would be an even bigger idiot move than #1 up above. (Not Xtina) LeAnn Rimes/Dean Sheremet
#4 - This male teen star from a very hit 1990's television comedy is now doing gay porn to make a living. He was definitely on the cover of some teen magazines back in the 90's. Blake McIver "Full House"
82.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05**#1**
Which young actor is finding it hard to stay out of trouble? This celebrity
is young, handsome, and parties too much. So far there’s been an incident
with his car, an insurance fraud investigation, and an accusation of destruction
of property at one of the hotels at which he has stayed. Most of these incidents
have not made the headlines. California criminal defense lawyers must be
lining up outside his door anticipating the lucrative stream of income this
troublemaker will provide over the next few years.
83.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05 **#2**
Which young actress should have left her sick dog and bad manners at home?
At a recent party attended by Hollywood bigwigs, she brought along her adorable
puppy, claiming that she couldn’t leave him at home because he was sick.
She passed the dog around to lots of people to snuggle with, most of whom
did not know that the dog was not in good health. Unfortunately, he wound
up getting very sick on the very expensive outfit of the very unhappy wife
of a very famous director. The unapologetic actress simply grabbed the pup
and walked away, thus ensuring that she will never appear in one of the
director’s films.
84.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/05 **#3**
This actor’s wife, who is an actress herself, thought her husband owned
two identical cell phones. One for businesss calls and the other for personal
calls. One morning, the wife found a cell phone in their home. Thinking that
it was the business phone and that her husband would be frantic at work without
it that day, she hopped into the car to bring it to him at work. On the way,
she tried to use the phone to call and let him know she was on her way. Imagine
her surprise when she found that it was actually a third identical phone
that held only one phone number, a revealing photo of the woman he was cheating
with, and some raunchy text messages. We hope that the husband has really
good health insurance as well as the number of a Los Angeles divorce
attorney.
85.
GATECRASHER
12/08
Which supposedly straight funnyman keeps getting caught in West Village dives
propositioning men by opening his legs and winking? We hear the B-lister
had a few takers.
86.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/08
This A list actor on a very hit network comedy show has been telling anyone
who will listen about all the holiday giving he has been doing and how he
has adopted several families in the LA area to give them a Christmas since
they cannot afford one on their own. He talks about how he has been buying
gifts and is going to be bringing the a holiday meal and it goes on and on
and on. He isn't doing anything like that at all. He just likes that it makes
him looks good. When his publicist found about the ruse, she decided to find
an actual family and make good on at least some of the crap her client was
spinning. When she approached the client about visiting the family she found,
he declined saying he didn't have the time but autographed a couple of DVD's
from his television show for them instead. Alex Baldwin; Charlie
Sheen
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/09
There is a very interesting love triangle going on right now that some have
suggested was recently a square. Love square doesn't sound as good so I'm
glad one dropped out. What you have is a celebrity who is not really known
for any roles but is definitely a performer. A list name recognition. Chasing
her are an A list television actor who has gravitated always in the past
to films where he is definitely B+. Also chasing her is a wealthy businessman
from Europe. The actor who dropped out of the running is a B list film and
television actor who just didn't have the coin to keep up with the other
two. Flights, gifts, whatever it takes, both of these men are after this
one woman.
female
celebrity: Dita von Teese
A list television actor: Alec Baldwin
wealthy European businessman:
B+ television actor: Jeremy Piven
88.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#1**
This celebrity wants everyone to know everything about how perfect her life
is, and how you can be just like her. We know she is currently lying about
two things. The first lie she tells is about food. She says that she grocery
shops and spends time in the kitchen cooking every meal for herself and her
family. So not true. A quote from a recent member of her household staff
: "She wouldn’t know where anything was kept in the kitchen unless it
fell off the shelf and hit her in the head." The second lie she tells is
about her marriage. It’s not happy. It’s over. Expect them to remain
a pretend couple while the attorneys hammer out a divorce agreement. The
offical split will happen early next year. Gwyneth Paltrow
89.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/09 **#2**
A breakup with another celebrity in the past hasn’t turned off this
actress to the possibility of marriage. Everyone thinks she is eager for
her current beau to propose. Not true. While they make a photogenic couple
and she does love him, she is the one stalling. There are two reasons. The
first is that she is still cautious about marrying the current guy following
a rocky period in their relationship. The second reason is that her ex and
his current relationship are having problems. Our actress is hoping that
they break up sooner rather than later, so she can swoop in and reclaim her
ex. Jennifer Aniston
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/10
You always hear about actors or actresses being stalked, but rarely is it
the other way around. With all the Paula Abdul mess going on, it reminded
me of something that happened three or four years ago. It involved what is
now probably a C list actor, but at the time he was the shit. He wasn't A
list, but there was hardly any girl or woman from about the age of 12-25
who didn't know who he was. Every week he was right there staring at them
from the television set and every day he was sitting on the front porch of
this girl he met in the town where they filmed the show. He met her when
she was an extra on the show and from that day forward he just was always
around. She liked the attention at first. He was the star of the show after
all. But, at some point it just became creepy and he would not stop following
her or calling her. Her parents finally called the cops and a producer was
dispatched from LA to handle the mess. Our actor was never arrested, and
in return for keeping quiet, the girl got a free year of tuition for college
and a brand new car.
Chad
Michael Murray
91.
INTOUCH
12/10
1. Raunchy Sex In The City: Which actress in a committed relationship had
an orgy with two stars of a TV drama in NYC? "She made out with one of them,
then she slept with the other guy," a source reveals.
Lindsay
Lohan/Chace Crawford/Ed Westwick
2. Betrayed A Former Friend: This starlet had sex with her former best friend's boyfriend just days after they broke up. She was caught leaving his hotel by paparazzi, but paid them off to destroy the pics! Paris Hilton/DJ AM/Nicole Richie
3. He Sought Strippers: This handsome husband cheated on his super-famous wife with strippers in hotel rooms. "He would call club owners and have them send the girls over," an insider says. Kevin Federline
4. She's Too Trusting: This rocker's sexy husband has slept with groupies since the day they met, but she's clueless. He once met a hot girl in the lobby of his NYC hotel and immediately brought her up to his room. Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale
5. A Steamy On-Set Scandal: This mediocre actress was engaged, but that didn't stop her from bedding several of the male co-stars, including one who was soon to be married, in a film she made. Megan Fox/Josh Duhamel/Fergie
6. Falling In Love Again: This pop princess cheated on her now-husband with a club promoter after they first started dating. She 'fessed up, he forgave her - and they recently had a baby. Ashlee Simpson
7. She Had Lots Of Boy Toys: This bombshell strayed from her husband before they divorced very publicly. A source says she slept with several of Hollywood's hottest bachelors. Jessica Simpson
8. Blast From The Past: This singer not only cheated on her hubby with another celeb, she made out with her first ex-husband at an event, even though he's been married for more than a decade. Madonna/Sean Penn
9. HE HAD A MISTRESS: This millionaire mogul has a hot wife, but that
didn’t stop him from having an affair with a young singer, who "dated"
another celeb to detract from the scandal.
mogul: Jay Z
hot wife: Beyonce
singer: Rhianna
another celeb: Chris Brown
10. FEEDING HER HABIT: This pop star cheated on her husband with a well-known party boy in Hollywood. Friends say she had sex with him just to get her hands on some illegal substances. Avril Lavigne/Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis
11. WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY: This actor, who’s in a committed relationship, hit on a pretty girl at a film festival, explaining that he had a "500-mile rule" — meaning if he’s that far away, he’s allowed to cheat. Liev Schreiber
12. NOT READY TO COMMIT: This young TV actress cheated on her much older boyfriend. After meeting up with her ex at a club in LA, they drank a bottle of tequila, she straddled him and they made out. Hayden Panettiere
13. Another famous movie actor recently cheated on his girlfriend and mother of their kids with a famous pop star. "He dumped the singer when she decided she was in love and wanted to go public," an insider reveals. Mark Wahlberg/Jessica Simpson
14. Yet another TV actress might not be aware that her husband recently took two girls to the Shutters hotel in Santa Monica. "He tried to be discreet by checking in late and leaving early in the morning," an employee tells In Touch.
92.
SOCIALITE
LIFE 12/10
Which hot young (underage) Hollywood up-and-comer is being supplied birth
control by her parents? This was only after a recent "scare" occurred.
Taylor Momsen;
Miley
Cyrus
93.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10 **#1**
Which supermodel isn’t so super without the Botox injections and plastic
surgery she is desperately trying to keep quiet?
Iman
94.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/10 **#2**
This performer is going to take some time off from work next year, claiming
that the time is right for her to start a family. She says that she is very
excited about having a baby and that it will be a brand new experience for
her. Well, that just isn’t true. Few outside her family knows that she
already has a child. She got pregnant and gave birth when she was a teenager.
Because it was thought that having a child would ruin her image and career,
the baby was very quietly passed off to a relative to raise as their own.
The child has no idea that the celeb is actually their mother, and the celebrity
and her family are determined to keep it that way.
Janet
Jackson
95.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 12/11
1. WHICH actress who plays a teen on a hit TV show incorrectly insists she's
a size zero? Employees at a clothing line have to remove all the bigger-size
labels from garments they send her to her to keep her happily deluded?
Blake
Lively
2. WHICH handsome TV host is thought by patrons of at least one gay bar to be in the closet? As the stud discusses dating women, they hoot and holler, and hurl insults at the screen? Mario Lopez
96.
NY
DAILY NEWS/GATECRASHER 12/11
Which A-list movie star and his Emmy-winning pal did a "'Scarface'-style
mound of cocaine" before enjoying bedroom antics with two college girls?
The big-screen actor managed to convince his bombshell that protection wasn't
necessary, while the TV star tied up his lass with a bathrobe, before realizing
that the blow had caused serious "equipment failure."
97.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/11
1. This Hip Hop Superstar is the go to guy for quick money. Ladies know if
you get pregnant by him, it will be a quick pay day because he pays you to
keep quiet. P Diddy
2. She’s rich, beautiful and talented, but she needs speech lessons. She wants to be an award winning actress, but she needs to get an acting coach who can help her achieve her goal. Beyonce
3. Despite her numerous awards and critical acclaim for her career, this Celebrity has often been overlooked. She is not known for her looks or style of dress, but she is enjoying tremendous success with her recent TV gig. She has been credited with the show’s recent success, but she is getting a big head and she won’t stop talking about it. Whoopi Goldberg
98.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/11 **#1**
Which celebrity’s love life is taking a very surprising twist? This
famous actor dated at least one other celebrity before settling down with
his beautiful wife. He comes across as a nice family guy, but the truth is
that he is deeply unhappy about being tied down, and has indulged in various
forms of negative behavior over the years, including multiple affairs. If
he does divorce, he will gain his freedom, but his wife will certainly walk
with the kids and a huge chunk of his money. The real shocker here is that
an actress with whom our actor had an affair may not be the only one in the
picture. The wife recently discovered that her husband has also been trading
racy text messages with another celebrity. A very closeted male celebrity.
99.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/11 **#2**
Which politician will likely take their entire family down with them as a
scandal unfolds? Once investigators start following the money trail, expect
a whole closetful of drugs and alcohol and dirty money skeletons to come
tumbling out in a disgraceful and ruinous heap. BTW, the politician is not
a Governor. Jesse Jackson Jr.
100.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/11
Which not too long out of the closet male celebrity with B+ name recognition,
can't keep a boyfriend because of performance issues? Apparently no matter
how hard he tries or how much Viagra he takes, he just cannot get the job
done with boyfriends. The only way he manages to get it in play so to speak
is to pay for it with escorts. Then he has no problems. Clay
Aiken
101.
TED
CASABLANCA 12/12
Another one bites the romantic dust. Sure, it's no secret that lots of Hollywood
movie stars require confidentiality contracts—from their house cleaners,
their assistants, their cooks and, yes, sometimes, even their lovers. We've
mentioned this before. Heartless as it may seem, some folks can't even get
close to getting off unless they feel they'll be protected from any morning-after
spills to the tabloids, thanks to whichever partner they happened to hook
up with. Not really such the shocker there, once you think about it. But
what's truly unusual is who we're told has now used this cold-as-ice, fine-print
safeguard, you'll never guess... Yes, it's our very own beloved closet cutie,
Toothy Tile! Love it, he's not so dumb after all, eh? I remember Toothy back
from when he was getting it on in West Hollywood parking lots, for any cop
to see. In fact one did see, but, of course, the Tooth got off, thanks to
his powerful reps—sheesh, so predictable. But now comes word that Toothy's
not only stepping out on the B.F. (unless this was done with his approval,
perchance?), but he's doing it smartly, like, every other bigass, closeted
dude in town does—contracts to sign, in hand. Nice one, Tooth! The
publicist-powered group you hang with nowadays musta taught you a thing or
two, eh? Oh, and you want the dirt from the guy who took his very own
confidentiality agreement in hand and spilled the deets just the same? It
was all lovely, we're told...the kind of loveliness that grows on ya, if
you catch my naughty drift. Oh, and that Toothy has something in common with
Ryan Gosling: Such a cool demeanor, you'd have no idea the fire burning down
below. None. It Ain't: Ryan Gosling, Shia LaBeouf, John Krasinski.
102.
NY
DAILY NEWS/GATECRASHER 12/12
Which rehabbed starlet convinced a group of college kids to bring her a big
bag of powder? She hoarded all the drugs for herself before kicking the kids
out of her hotel. But the crew had the last laugh - they stole her entire
liquor stash as they left. Lindsay Lohan
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/12
Keeping with the earlier theme of Your Turn, all of today's items are kindness
items.
#1 - This guy is an A list television star and probably B in films he
has done. Probably not any higher than B list on name recognition though.
Oh, he stars in one of those crime dramas. Anyway, for the past year he has
just had his paychecks sent to directly to various charities in the city
where he films his show.
Gary
Sinise
#2 - I guess this actor is considered an A list television actor although honestly, it is just the name of the show everyone remembers. Anyway, our actor spends about 5 hours a week every week at local hospitals reading to kids who are there and playing games with them. Michael C. Hall
#3 - This actress is B list. Hit network drama which I refuse to watch. Totally in contrast with her earlier more famous television role, this actress has a big soft spot. Over the past few years she has arranged for about 20 disadvantaged kids to go to private schools. She pays for all the books, uniforms and tuition. It costs her about $200,000 a year. Marcia Cross
#4 - This actress is also B list probably by definition but has A list name recognition. She is also on a hit network comedy. She and her boyfriend have contributed many tens of thousands of dollars to various food banks and other food programs and spend countless hours volunteering at them as well. America Fererra
104.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/14
Which good-looking young actor took a car that didn’t belong to him?
After dining at a restaurant favored by Hollywood hot shots - and consuming
as much alcohol as food - he pointed out his car to the valet. The valet
grabbed the keys without checking to see if the numbered valet parking tickets
matched, and handed off the vehicle to the actor. It wasn’t until the
actor got a parking ticket on the car an hour later that he realized that
it wasn’t even his car. He drove straight back to the restaurant, where
a very relieved valet quickly and quietly exchanged keys. The actor didn’t
pay the parking ticket, nor did he tip the valet. The first car’s owner
is in for quite the surprise when they get the late notice in the mail.
Robert Pattinson
105.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 12/15
WHICH actor who played a cheating husband on TV has been cheating on his
wife in real life? At an annual charity golf tournament on Long Island last
summer, he spotted an attractive beautician, got her number, and found out
she was willing.
106.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/15
Which professional athlete talks dirty in the third person? Many of his A-list
conquests have had to endure "Yeah, [blank] likes it like that!"
Derek Jeter; A-Rod
107.
LAINEY’S
GOSSIP 12/15
Two different megastars, two different preferences, but in the end, the act
is the same. The first is a happy father, settled down and reformed, bankable
and respected at the same time… a major player. Which is why it’s
so important that he keeps his Cuban male lover hidden away to be enjoyed
when he’s not on location. It might seem risqué, having his secret
stashed so close to home and his official partner, but he’s hot and
horny, and it’s not like he’s not living in a freestyling environment,
although I have to tell you, this one really, really surprised me. He plays
it so well. And in the end, if it wasn’t such a fraud, it totally
wouldn’t matter. He is the nicest, nicest person. Kind and considerate
and generous… makes me sad he’s forced to live a lie. The other
is much less attached, but just as heterosexually pressured, perhaps even
more so. While he’s best known for his female pursuits, and so many
females need to believe it that way, it would seem that women are not his
only pleasures. When he decides he has a yearning for the other sex however,
his flavour is decidedly darker. Sweet chocolate is what they call it? Yes.
Black men are his weakness. On occasion, his hankering for it can get him
into trouble. He was recently captivated by a fine black man working security
at an event who was, unfortunately, not a homosexual. Apparently our star
doesn’t have a very sophisticated gaydar because he hit up the wrong
dude who did not appreciate the attention, even coming from such a powerful
and coveted celebrity. He almost had his ass kicked. His people had to intervene,
placate the man, pay off the man… although if he did end up getting
the beat-down, he probably would have liked it. Because word is, as time
goes on, he’s leaning towards picking a side. Like playing exclusively
for the boys team.
Cuba: Matt Damon
Chocolate: George Clooney
108.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/15
#1 - What former American Gladiator is now making a living by offering massages
on Craigslist?
Zap
#2 - What married, Academy Award nominated actress is involved in an affair with a married director from one of her latest films? Gwyneth Paltrow (James Gray - "Two Lovers")
109.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/15
Which under-30 celebrity with a squeaky-clean reputation is hiding some dark
secrets? A former boyfriend is threatening to expose some unsavory details
about her past, including a juvenile criminal act, short-term drug use, and
some very personal photos that were taken from her laptop computer. The celebrity
is completely stressed about the revelations hurting her career, and is huddling
with lawyers and public relations specialists to figure out how much money
it would take to pay off the offending ex. Anne Hathaway; Hillary
Duff; Amanda Bynes; Natalie Portman
110.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/16
Which daughter of a sports legend made a sex tape with two dudes when she
was just 16? Lets hope this doesn't hurt her (non-existent) showbiz career.
Brittney Gastineau
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/16
I am trying to actually picture this actor doing this and it is hard. He
just doesn't seem the type. Always used to be a strictly films guy. B list.
The award winning kind of actor although he has been nominated far less than
one would think. Does television primarily now. Leads when he does. Well,
it seems that a couple of years ago, our actor decided to invest some money.
Well two years later his investment is complete. It is a building in the
Bahamas which is composed entirely of time shares. What was supposed to be
easy money is turning into a big loser. Only about 20% of the available slots
have sold. So, as a result, our actor has taken to having dinner parties,
inviting people out for lunch and even bringing brochures and contracts on
to the set with him. He is a one man sales force and everyone now does their
best to avoid him. Apparently our actor does not want to lose this money.
He isn't broke and this would be a dent in his fortune but not back breaking.
He just doesn't like to lose and so is personally trying to sell each unit.
Laurence
Fishburne
112.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/16
A year ago, this film star looked bloated, wrinkly and just plain old. Although
he strikes you as an egomaniac who couldn’t care less what other people
think, he was really genuinely hurt by the negative press. So, he has spent
the past year or so buffing up his body. However, since he face was still
looking old, he finally succumbed to the scalpel. Something called a thread
lift to his face, a neck lift, plus some collagen in his laugh lines and
just a touch of botox. Result: his body is in top physical shape again, and
his face is far and away the most natural plastic work we’ve seen in
a while. Tom Cruise
113.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 12/17
1. WHICH Olympic champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan
hotel? The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact
replicas so he could replace them before anybody at the hotel was the
wiser. Michael Phelps
2. WHICH lifestyle diva used a hand model for close-up shots in her latest book? She deemed her own hands too wrinkled. Martha Stewart
3. WHICH still-sexy actress, who has a daughter now getting ingenue roles, is facing reality? She finally had her first face-lift last week. Susan Saradon
114.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/17
Which A-lister is stingy with his pot? Despite having garbage bags full of
weed at home, the cantankerous cannabis lover refuses to puff, puff, pass,
and shot down a few recent askers who tried to share his joint.
Harrison Ford
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/17
I guess she is a C list actress now but with A list name recognition. Anyway,
she had her "people" lie to news outlets about her recent trip to rehab.
Instead, her "people" gave an exclusive about her rehab visit so she could
get a cover story when she gets out of rehab in the hopes of jump starting
her career.
Tara
Reid
116.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/17
Which professional athlete from a major city is playing Scrooge this holiday
season? He makes millions every year from his sport, and millions more in
product endorsements because of his superstar status. He certainly makes
sure that he and loved ones live the good life. When it comes to giving to
others, though, he is certainly less than generous. Instead of cash bonuses
for his staff, he gave them an assortment of products that he received for
free from the companies he endorses. And his total contributions to charities
this year? Less than he makes in 15 minutes. Bah, humbug. David
Beckham
117.
SOCIALITE
LIFE 12/17
Which actress/singer is addicted to Red Bull spiked with Emergen-C? The diva
is said to down at least 8 cans of her concoction a day. This is partially
to explain for her frenetic onstage behavior. Beyonce
118.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/18
Which has-been TV star can't keep it in his pants? He has two-timed a gaggle
of girlfriends and fiancées, and despite his recent nuptials, we hear
he's still making booty calls to exes. Scott Baio
119.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/18
What Academy Award winning actress/supporting actress recently cut open her
husband's face when she threw her statue at him? It's a shocker.
Melanie
Griffith/Antonio Banderas
120.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 12/18
It’s Oscar winners versus Oscar nominees. First the ladies: this Winner
and this Nominee filmed a classic movie together, but haven’t spoken
in more than a decade. The Winner takes this feud so seriously, she won’t
even speak the Nominee’s name. In this corner, the men: this Winner
is angry that this Nominee took a jab at his second career. The Nominee is
trying to launch his own second career at the expense of the Winner.
WOMEN: Whoopi Goldberg/Oprah Winfrey
MEN:
Jamie
Foxx/Terrance Howard
121.
BLINDGOSSIP
12/18
Which actor should modify his behavior before his actress wife kicks him
to the curb? The couple was dining out at a trendy restaurant when the wife
noticed that he was blatently checking out every attractive woman who walked
by. She warned him once to stop. When he did it again, she stood up, swore
at him loud enough for several tables to hear, threw her napkin at him, and
then stormed out of the restaurant. Given his history, it’s a little
hard to blame her for being sensitive. Sean Penn and Robin Wright-Penn;
Tea Leoni and David Duchovny
122.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/19
Which small-screen Lothario received oral satisfaction in plain view at a
NYC hotspot, and was then caught making out with a waitress just minutes
later? And he did it all while wearing a bowler hat! Jeremy
Piven
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/19
#1 - Let's start off with a kindness. This B list actor, who does more than
act with a name everyone recognizes, but maybe not always from his films
spent several hours visiting wounded military despite the fact he had an
event that night. Plus he chose not to let anyone know he was doing it, and
just did it to do it.
Kevin
Bacon
#2 - This B list film actress who was once the "it" actress is married with child but that marriage is in trouble. Seems she is not a fan of her husband or the child and would rather focus on her career and being famous again. Jessica Alba
#3 - This B list actor on an ensemble show which is not Grey's Anatomy thinks he is the star of stars and the reason everyone watches. Yeah, right. Well anyway, he has decreed that he wants to only be filmed from the waist up because he wants to be able to wear shorts everyday on the set. When producers started giving him a hard time about it, he decided that he would just start dropping his pants during every scene. It is a standoff basically until after the Christmas holidays. David Caruso "CSI: Miami"
#4 - This idiot of a person who is a Golden Globe winning actress/supporting actress knew one of her friends was allergic to peanuts, but wanted to see what would happen if her friend ate them. So, she made a cake with ground up peanuts in it, and watched her friend swell up like a balloon before deciding that maybe the friend did need to go to the hospital. So far the friend has not called the cops or sued.
124.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/21
What news vixen has split with her boyfriend now that he's found out how
close she is to her married boss? The boss may want to ask her how she got
those exclusives with a certain actor.
125.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/21
Who is going to have to pay through the nose to stay in the closet? Sometimes
a gay actor will marry a member of the opposite sex in the hopes that it
will boost their hetero credibility and expand the range of roles offered
to them. The trouble with this strategy is that if the relationship doesn’t
last, the ex has a tremendous amount of leverage over the actor. Such is
the case of this network TV star whose fake marriage is over. The star’s
attorney is trying to get their client to settle quickly and quietly to prevent
the ex from spilling secrets. However, the star is now weighing the hefty
cost of paying off the ex versus outing themselves.
126.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/22
Which Oscar-winning actress always must be a drain on hotel maids? The now-taken
beauty always asked her former flames to perform a golden shower during romantic
interludes, and we hear she had a few takers.
127.
JANET
CHARLTON 12/22
This troubled actor is admired for his work, but he can't conquer his numerous
personal demons. Not only does he have a fiery temper, but his rages are
fueled by huge quantities of drugs, resulting in legal problems. In addition,
he has another addiction that isn't so apparent yet. He's a raging sex addict.
He talks about women and sex nonstop. People who visit his house are shocked
to see that he worships the female anatomy - he has huge and expensive pieces
of artwork all over his house depicting female genitalia. Joaquin
Phoenix
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
12/22
#1 - This kindness is not anything spectacular, but since it happened this
morning, I thought I would share it. B-/C+ television actor with about six
years on the same crime show. Also one of my all-time favorite characters
from one of the biggest films of all time. Anyway, our actor was in line
at LAX this morning at the ticket counter with about 100 "everyday people"
in front of him. People in line were asking for photographs and getting
autographs and so a ticket agent asked our actor if he wanted to be moved
to the front of the line. Our actor said, "Why?" The ticket agent said they
had a special policy for celebrities which caused our actor to say, "Let
me know when you see one."
Vincent
D'Onofrio
#2 - Speaking of airports and airplanes. Well not speaking really because I am writing. It seems that this former B+ 80's actor and now known for indies and his best friend was on an airplane this weekend and forgot to lock the bathroom door on the plane. Word of advice. If you are going to defile the plane by doing a #2, your fellow passengers would probably at least not like to open the door and see you do it. The woman in her 20's who happened to open the door didn't know who the actor was and just said sorry. When our actor emerged he was just as embarrassed as the woman.
129.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/22
Which acting couple with a bit of an age gap between them is having trouble
acting like their home life is going well? One discovered that other had
briefly cheated on them, and they have been struggling to work through that
betrayal out of the public eye. To make matters worse, there is now the added
stress of a child in trouble, as they recently discovered that one of their
kids has a drinking problem.
Demi
Moore/Ashton Kutcher
130.
ENTERTAINMENT
12/23
Do you remember the A list film actor who was almost caught by his wife when
he was spending time with his girlfriend at the family ski cabin? Well, it
turns out that since that crazy incident, he and his wife have reached an
agreement. Now our actor spends the week before Christmas with the girlfriend
and the rest of the holidays with his wife and family. As for the rest of
the year, it is pretty much about 50/50 also. This would shock the hell out
of his fans.
Denzel
Washington
131.
NY
POST/PAGE SIX 12/23
1. WHICH television newsman is said to be having an affair with his female
executive producer? She's getting a divorce, but it's still a bit sticky.
2. WHICH gay Broadway director made the most of it when one of his principal
actors left the show? He picked a handsome young replacement who's been seen
having dinner with the older man.
Principal actor: Jeremy Piven
director: Neil Pepe"Speed-the-Plow"
replacement: Norbert Leo Butz
3. WHICH television actress has more to deal with than her recent divorce? Spies have spotted her leaving AA meetings in Hollywood. Kate Walsh
132.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/23
What red-hot TV starlet is an in-the-closet lady lover? Naomi Clark
"90210"
133.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/23
Dear Santa:
I have been a good girl all year. But I am sad, because I am getting older.
In my profession, that is a no-no. Could you please bring me a new face and
body for Christmas? While everyone is involved in the rush of the holiday
season, they won’t even notice that I will be meeting you and your elves
in your outpatient surgery center in Beverly Hills. And then I can appear
on stage at the Academy Awards with a new face and body and and claim that
it is all due to good genes or clean living or diet and exercise or any other
excuse I can think of at the time! Oh, and while I can’t give you any
of the credit, I can promise that I will bring you some milk and cookies.
Demi
Moore
134.
GATECRASHER/NY
DAILY NEWS 12/24
Which pop star won’t even throw away her own used hankies? When she
gets a case of the sniffles in the recording studio, the high-pitched princess
forces an assistant to do it. Mariah Carey
135.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/24
This B list actor and sometime director, now married was once in a highly
publicized relationship. While on location in another country the actor found
himself in the VIP room of a member’s only gentleman’s club. Rumors
swirled about what happened that night and ended up costing his relationship,
but the popular guess was second or third base, at best. What really happened
was captured on tape by a security camera of the actor, two ladies, and a
lot of um let’s say marital aids of all varieties. When one of the ladies
let it ‘slip’ after the encounter that it was all recorded on security
camera the actor demanded the tape from the club owner. After several phone
calls and exchanges of all sorts the actor left with tape in hand. But what
the actor didn’t know was that the club had made several copies before
the actor even knew it existed and he was just one of several actors caught
in the same scam at the exclusive anything goes club. The whereabouts of
the other tapes are unknown but I’m sure wherever they are, they came
at a high price.
Ben
Affleck while dating Jennifer Lopez
136.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/24
Which actor is completely confusing Santa this time of year? She made
contributions to several charities during this holiday season. Sounds generous,
right? Except that she then sent notes to her staff telling them that in
lieu of a holiday bonus, that donations had been made in their names to a
charity (no, it wasn’t The Human Fund!). Naughty or nice?
137.
TED
CASABLANCA 12/26
Hot couples earnestly trying to procreate in Hollywood usually get such great,
fawning press, just ask Marcia Cross and her man, or Josh Holloway and his
gal, if you don't believe. But, what about when it all goes...wrong? That's
the certainly less celebrated coverage you hear about, and for good reason:
Smokey Shooter and Mimi Kitten are one smokin' celeb couple—literally.
And even though the multitalented lovebirds have a bunch of differences between
them (namely, their ages), there's one thing they can settle on: They want
a kid. Badly. But there are two problemos in this offspring sitch: First
up, Mimi's had some issues with her ovaries—they ain't working. So M.K.
and Smokey hightailed over to their friendly neighborhood fertility clinic
to work it all out with a bit of help from their doc. A baby would be a better
possibility if it wasn't for the second dilemma—Smokey's dabbling in
drugs has gone from a weekend hobby to a nearly full-time day gig, and it's
messing with the dude's sperm. Too bad, 'cause a baby between these two could
give Suri and Shiloh a run for their parents' money. Get clean, you dopehead!
Your woman's got enough probs as it is! And It Ain't: Calista Flockhart and
Harrison Ford; Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer; Katie Lee Joel and Billy
Joel. Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher
138.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/26
Which couple has several difficult decisions to make now that their fake
marriage is over? This gay, opposite-sex married couple were both in the
closet for professional reasons, and agreed to the fake marriage to enhance
each other’s professional image. However, now that the marriage is over,
one of them may be coming out of the closet. That leaves the other, an actor,
to decide whether to come out themselves or pretend that they are shocked
- shocked! - that their spouse turned out to be gay. Both are unattractive
options, as the former may hurt the actor’s career, and the latter would
just be a lie which could result in hefty financial penalites.
Kate Walsh/Alex
Young
139.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/29
We called this one three months ago. The title still holds. Everything will
be very, very civil on the outside. Neither is expected to publicly blab
about the details. However, behind the scenes, there is a flurry of activity
over money and outsiders. Both members of this celebrity couple have considerable
fortunes, but one has more than the other, and wants to block the less-wealthy
one from claiming a piece of that both now and in the future. The negotiations
have been cautious, however, due to both parties showing interest in someone
outside the marriage since the decision to split was made several months
ago. One has been spending a lot of phone time with an old flame who is now
married. The other has been finding comfort in the constant company of a
same sex member of their staff. The attorneys will hammer out the money,
but it will interesting to see if either uses the other’s outside
relationship as private or public leverage. Sarah Jessica
Parker/Matthew Broderick; Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony
140.
STAR
MAGAZINE 12/29
Whick little actress has big plans to squash the recent pregnancy rumors?
She’s started using laxatives to get back to her usual scary skinny
look. Mary Kate Olsen
141.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/29
This former hugely popular B list television star and now really in absolutely
nothing happens to be married with child/ren. She has been in this space
before. She has never had what one would describe as a quiet sex life despite
what her image was when she was younger. Well at this point it is getting
out of hand. Seems that she and her husband have always done swinging in
a very exclusive club where anonymity is guaranteed. But now, she is branching
out and with that branching she is losing some of her anonymity. In fact
she is seriously looking for work because of a situation she got herself
into about six months ago that involved several men at once. One of them
threatened to expose it all and she has had to pay hush money since. She
would turn the guy into the cops for extortion but feels the aftermath would
be more than any attempt at a comeback could take. Meanwhile she needs to
make money to keep paying out all the hush money.
142.
PEREZ
HILTON 12/29
What closeted celebutard spent the weekend in a posh hotel in Las Terrenas,
Dominican Republic, with his Dominican boyfriend???? Spencer Pratt
143.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/30
Celebrity 1 and Celebrity 2 hate each other for several reasons. But for
right now Celebrity 1 really hates the fact that Celebrity 2 is grabbing
the headlines. So Celebrity 1 will soon be announcing something that was
supposed to be a secret for a while longer. Why the change in schedule? Simply
because Celebrity 1 wants to push Celebrity 2 out of the media spotlight
right after the New Year. Celebrity 1, who adopts an I’m-so-above-it-all
attitude in public, is actually very competitive and very, very calculating
in private. In fact, Celebrity 1 has struck a deal with a certain media source
for an exclusive announcement involving a change in family structure. Very
shrewd, and certain to grab magazine covers from Celebrity 2 throughout much
of 2009.
Celebrity 1: Angelina Jolie
Celebrity 2: Jennifer Aniston
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 12/30
This one is out there for you to discover. I just thought you might have
fun trying to dig this one up because it does have a holiday connection and
it has some pseudo incest which I know is always intriguing. What we have
here is an actress who was definitely considered A list at the height of
her fame. Academy Award nominated and in one of the most popular films of
all time. Has a star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Married to a director
who, although, not as big as his actress wife, still happened to direct one
of the most famous films of all time. Our director had been previously married
and had children from that marriage. One of those children was a son. Well
things happen as they say and the step mom actress and her step son just
could not control what happened and eventually wound up in bed together.
One day, the dad/husband/director came home to find his son and his wife
having, umm relations. Well it turns out that the wife during the course
of this marriage had children both from her director husband and also from
her stepson.
actress:
Gloria Grahame "It's a Wonderful Life"
director: Nicholas Ray "Rebel Without a Cause"
145.
PEREZ
HILTON 12/30
What couple is on the rocks because he is into drugs and she is not????
Jennifer Lopez/Marc Anthony
146.
BLIND
GOSSIP 12/31
Ring out the old with this nostalgic blind item about some celebrities of
yesteryear: A major movie studio needed an escort to accompany their biggest
teen queen to an elaborate banquet. The banquet, which included such
distinguished guests as President Roosevelt, was to celebrate the closing
of the wildly successful New York World’s Fair in 1940. The studio tapped
the young, handsome son of a wealthy and politically-connected businessman.
After the banquet, he took our smitten star - who had just gotten over a
breakup with a notorious ladies man - to his suite at the Waldorf-Astoria.
They had a nightcap and spent the next several nights together. Soon after,
he gave the starlet a diamond engagement ring and asked her to marry him.
The young man enlisted not too long after, and although the two never married,
they kept up a steady correspondence as "good friends". In later years, he
would go on to become even more famous than the girl.
teen
queen: Judy Garland
young, handsome son: John F. Kennedy
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