NOTE: Guesses in italics are only guesses;
guesses in blue are a link to the solution or substantial
clues
1.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 07/01
Which singing ex-husband of an A-list actress would rather have people think
he's gay than admit that he cheated on her with a groupie? Kenny
Chesney/Renee Zellweger
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/01
#1 - Classic Hollywood: So, remember the guy from the foursome a few weeks
back? He was #4 in case you want to go back and look. Anyway, he had several
children and one year he was so incredibly messed up on drugs that he had
not had time to get a birthday present for his son. So, what did he get him?
No, not a hooker, he had already done that in a previous year. No, one time
he wrapped up a couple of grams of coke in wrapping paper for his teenage
son's birthday. Nice huh?
Peter
Lawford
#2 - Present time: This hot C+ list and B name recognition television actor on a hit network drama is known more for his television roles than his films although he has been in some big ones. Well it turns out that when he was coming up and barely making ends meet he had a girlfriend who supported him through it all. Then he got his big break on this hit network drama and while he was signing the contract he was also dialing the phone and breaking up with his girlfriend. Amaury Nolasco
3.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/02
#1 - Classic Hollywood. Same guy from yesterday who bought the coke for his
son's birthday. So, anyway our guy who is more fully described last week
was in rehab several times. One of his attempts at rehab took place out at
Betty Ford. Prior to going to rehab he made arrangements for a helicopter
to meet him in the desert with drugs. He would then use his exercise time
to walk out into the desert, meet the helicopter and do his drugs. He would
repeat this each day.
Peter
Lawford
#2 - Back to the present, well almost present. The first name that pops in your is probably the answer. What NBA all-star had a really wonderful way with women even back in high school. I remember high school. Lots of innocence. Not so for our NBA star. Favorite activity? Well he would find some girl and sweet talk her until she wanted him. I mean this guy was already huge, and extremely popular. Our NBA player would take the lucky girl out to his car in the parking lot and force her to perform oral sex. Then, when he had finished in his porn star way if you know what I mean, he would literally force them out of the car just like that. Such a way with women. Kobe Bryant
4.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/02
This black female group remains popular. Like other black female groups,
the public knows the first and last names of each member. Sadly, while they
were on top, they were ripped off so badly (like the majority of other female
groups). One member was so broke, she couldn't even afford food and her ribs
were protruding from her rib cage. She was also on the verge of being evicted
from an apartment because she was two months past due on her rent and to
top it off, she thought she might be pregnant. She called music executives
affiliated with her label and literally begged for money, telling them, if
she had the baby she would have to go on public assistance just to survive
and she was broke, hungry and damn near homeless. They ignored her pleas
and hung up in her face. The pregnancy was a false alarm. Over the years,
this group member had a bad habit of becoming involved with older mean men.
Her boyfriend at the time was no exception. At the funeral of a family member,
she became so overcome with grief, she reached out to him to be consoled,
instead, he loudly told her in front of her relatives and mourners, keep
your hands off me and he then angrily pushed her to the ground. Onlookers
looked on in shock. Who is the group member and who is the group? Hint: It's
not LeLe of SWV. Terry Ellis of En Vogue
5.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 07/03
Will this girl group ever reunite? Their appearance on a recent awards show
stirred a lot of interest and excitement, but dont look for a reunion.
One of the members is a certified nut, and the girls dont need the
unnecessary in their lives. EnVogue/Dawn Robinson
6.
POPBITCH
07/03
1. Which rock star's mother-in-law said about him this week? "He looks like
a rat but he's a good father to the kids... But he's a miserable, rat-faced
man."
2. Which aging Hollywood superstar likes playing golf because the empty fairways give him a chance to take cocaine in peace? Michael Douglas
7.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/03
This A list male country music singer has been having some problems as of
late, but he thinks he finally has them solved. See, there was a little incident
involving the guy he was living with for the past several months. Our singer
and the guy broke up, but the guy decided that he could make a buck or two
selling his tales of meth use and the way they picked up strange men off
gay date phone lines to have threesomes and foursomes. Our singer nipped
that in the bud by buying off the guy. However, I don't think our singer
has carefully thought through the situation involving all of the guys that
were invited over for the good times as it were. Stay tuned. Kenny
Chesney
8.
TED
CASABLANCA 07/03
One Lard-Sass Blind Vice: So, Porta-Potbelly hit it big. In every way. Dude's
not only got debatable mirthful acting abilities, but a frame that's rather
oversized, not exactly the prettiest pic in Hollywood, an enclave built almost
entirely around how you look. So, P.P. can be forgiven, one supposes, if
he hits clubs and parties and chooses to let his fame do the seducing, as
Size-0 God knows, P.P. wouldn't stand a chance in Hades with these glittering
gaga chicks were he not famous. Just like with the rockers, ya know, same
principle precisely. (And if you don't believe me here, just look at the
ugly-butt who's the latest entry into the Paris Hilton School of Sex Tapes,
Mini-Me Verne Troyer.) And there P2 is, hitting up dive bar after dive bar
in H-town, with his almost-equally famous dork-butt amigo. Porta moves right
in on three chicks he desires to have directly beneath his quivering, jiggly
fleshonly problem, he can't decide which one! Perhaps this is why Porta
pulls out the blow, to help him hone a plan, who the ef knows. Or maybe it's
to impress the babes, who, trust, are already majorly taken with the Big
Star. Porta's clearly a man who's new to ruling this kind of scenester
debauchery, as he broke Rules No. 1 (Let them come to you), No. 2 (Do your
blow in the stall, just like the rest of T-town does), and, most importantly,
No. 3 (Seduce and select them all, not just one, you dimwit). And like the
horny moron he is, Mr. Potbelly wiped his schnoz, told the one babe he preferred
to move itand back to his chic, artist-like Hell-Ay residence they
hightailed it. Uh, what I want to know is why the hell these babes do it.
Is possibly getting smothered by an arguably gifted ape with a most challenging
coiffure really worth the 15 minutes of infamy it's going to afford you?
Nevermind, ladies, I already know the answer. Forgive me for even asking,
that was the dumberest thing I've done all week. AND IT AINT: Tyler
Perry; Brandon Davis; Jorge Garcia Jonah Hill
9.
HOLY
MOLY 07/03
Which blockbuster actor's wife acted impossibly after seeing a therapist?
She started boning him during treatment (while hubby paid the (hotel) bills).
The husband found out, left her then reported the therapist to the GMC and
had him struck off.
10.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 07/06
Which professional athlete who's well known for playing the field with famous
ladies is comforting the estranged wife of a fellow athlete as the couple
goes through a divorce? The comforting was recently ratcheted up to a full-blown
affair, despite the fact that he is very involved with an A-list starlet.
Thankfully, the ladies live in separate states.
professional athlete: Derek Jeter
estranged wife:
A-list starlet: Minka Kelly
11.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/07
She started off with a small time manager. They were members of a well known
site (You know which one) and they decided to email a photo of her accompanied
by a demo to a black celebrity member of the site. Imagine their surprise
when he responded, saying he was interested in her talent. She was flown
to his destination with her manager in tow. A short time later, without
explanation, the manager was out of the picture. It didn't take long to realize
that the celebrity was more interested in her looks than her talent. Before
she embarked on a career, she was in the shadows rumored to be having a very
discreet relationship with her new celebrity mentor. She was his jump-off
during his relationship with his bottom woman. At a recent party, she stayed
out of sight as they continue to "try" and hide this relationship. It must
have been hurtful to watch him from afar flirting with every beautiful woman
in attendance. When she questioned him about it later, he said, "Be lucky
to be with me, I do what I want, when I want, deal with it or leave because
I can get any woman I want." She's still with him.
12.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/07
#1 - This vegetarian A list rock star has been on and off with his baby mama.
She thinks they are on. He apparently thinks they are off as he was off with
this former B list actress from a hit television show who loves taking care
of strangers in the park.
vegetarian
A list rock star: Anthony Keidis
former B list actress: Laura Prepon
#2 - This singer/actress who seems equally known for both, but it has been awhile since there has been a hit song. Hell, it has been awhile since she had a hit movie too. I guess she would be about C list on the scale of acting but definitely A list name recognition. Anyway, she just broke up with her longtime boyfriend. Just one of those things or did that certain UFC fighter she spends so much time hanging around possibly have something to do with it. Mandy Moore/Georges St Pierre
13.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/08
If I gave you these names you would say, "oh, I love them. They are so innocent
and fun." Well that wasn't always the case. The actor is B list. Probably
C list name recognition and A when it comes to facial recognition. The actress
is A list on television for sure, and B+ list in films. Each of the two is
married. When this occurred both were together with their respective spouses,
but NOT married to them yet. Oh, both have at least one child. On set romance.
Both professed their undying love to their significant others but spent every
possible second they could having sex. The only time they ever stopped was
during the actual filming and when their significant others paid a visit
to the set.
14.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/09
This black female celebrity was down to her last penny when she rebounded.
Now, she's having financial difficulty once again. She has no financial savvy
skills and spends her money on frivolous things, she also supports her entire
family and gives her boyfriend money for the hell of it. She is so resentful
and jealous of the success of Beyonce and Alicia, you can see the hatred
in her eyes when their names come up. She's also envious of their money managing
skills. She seems intent on trying to keep up with her celebrity peers (mainly
Beyonce and Alicia) despite being in the hole financially. She also spent
thousands hiring a dog sitter and a doggie psychiatrist because she heard
rich Beverly Hills women do it. Despite being attired in designer wear, her
clothes always look tacky and her lack of hygiene has come up on more than
one occasion. She has refinanced her house and taken out a six figure record
company loan just to stay afloat but don't be surprised when this new infusion
of money runs out and she files for bankruptcy. Who is she?
15.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 07/09
Which chummy-seeming reality-show hosts can't stand each other off-camera?
16.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/09
Wow. This is a tough one to classify. It is almost where I want to give you
the name just to see how you would classify her. The problem is that she
has done so many things besides acting. Lets go with B- list, but definitely
A list name recognition just for her name alone. She isn't gorgeous, but
she is cute, and has a nice personality. I think the crew on one of her movies
would agree that she definitely has personality at night. See, that is when
she starts hitting the J&B. Yep. Big fan of it and when she starts drinking
she also starts screwing. No need to hide or pretend or anything. She will
go straight up to whatever crew member strikes her fancy that night and ask
them point blank if they want to have sex with her. Goes on all during filming.
In the mornings though. Different personality completely. Horrible hangovers
and lots of extra makeup. She is married, but most people don't realize it
and she is currently dating someone openly.
17.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/10
Have a baby and then lose your husband? This A list singer recently had a
baby, but it seems that the little bundle of joy was also just delaying the
inevitable. The only thing that held them together was the pregnancy. Now
that the pregnancy is over, so is the marriage.
Christina
Aguilera/Jordan Bratman (and then they split)
18.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 07/10
1. This Sports Wife is desperate to hang onto the celebrity spotlight. She
doesnt care how many jump offs her husband has, as long as he takes
cares of her and their kids. She loves her lifestyle, and she is refusing
to give it up no matter how silly she looks trying to hold on.
Shaunie O'Neal (Shaq); Vanessa Bryant (Kobe)
2. This victim of domestic abuse is beginning to realize her earning potential since the unfortunate incident. She was famous before, but now she is world renowned. In addition to helping other battered women, she has seen her earnings triple. Juanita Bynam
19.
POPBITCH
07/10
Which pop superstar asked friends to hide them from Bono at an event as they
were terrified of being roped into his Red scheme?
20.
TED
CASABLANCA 07/10
One Rent-a-Wreck Blind Vice: Oh, this is a cruel town, and I can be an equally
snitty columnist, sorry. You try growing up a fruit in Texas and get back
to me. Until then, lets dish up Pickled Fickle, shall we? See, Mr.
Fs not in a great way these days. Career aint what it used to
be, and his bedroom notches certainly arent what they used to tally
up to, either. And take it from moi, all this mattress and life sadness has
nothin to do with P.F.s split with his honey recently. Ol
P-man was certainly stepping out on his lady long before their recent bust
up, I assure you. But like a lot of closeted stars in this town, P.F.got
used to having it his waymeaning the gal and all the guys he wanted.
Until...gravity and genes set in. And Im not only talkin getting
old here, hons, Im talking the whole he-bang, as in the ever-awful
three Ws: weight, wrinkles and wondering (as in what went wrong).
P.F.s got those so big time right nowin fact, hes very
nearly delirious with the three Ws. He actually said to a pal whose
shoulder he was crying on not long ago, "Maybe I should just go back to hooking."
Oh, darlin. I dare say youre in the category now where you have
to dole out the green, babycakes. You been smokin somethin you
picked up below the border? Damn, Sweets. Look in the friggin mirror.
Whore-ish Holiday: Blind Vice Friday has us guessing which Hollywood star's
down in the personaland romanticdumps and who's actually missing
his younger days of prostitution! AND IT AINT: Mike Myers; Russell
Simmons; David Duchovny Dylan MCDermott; Brendan Fraser
21.
TED
CASABLANCA 07/11
Who's really behind what's going on between Madonna and A-Rod? You might
be sultrily surprised.
22.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/11
Several black marriages/relationships are currently "arranged" in Black
Hollywood.
Rewind: Remember, when we told you about a black celebrity who did not tell his wife that he intended on sleeping with his black leading lady on a big budget film? After the wife found out, she confronted her husband, she wasn't mad about the sex, she was mad because he didn't inform her beforehand. Another black (acting) couple, in their age range, just started having an open marriage as well. But their rules are different: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."
Fast Forward: This black celebrity in the music industry is a philanderer at best. His wifey got fed up with his cheating. She had threatened to leave him in the past but he came up with an ultimatum, attend a swingers party with me, you do your thing, I won't trip, and I'll do my thing, and you don't trip. She reluctantly agreed. This swingers branch caters to celebrities. They arrived at a mansion and he got busy real quick. When he looked over and saw his wifey getting busy with a well muscled stud, he got extremely jealous and all he could think of, "she belongs to me, despite the fact he was sexing another woman at the time. Afterwards, when they got in the car to go home, he exploded and hit her with a fury of punches. When she tried to protest about him sleeping with another woman, he shouted, "It's different when you're a man and our needs our different." She nursed a black eye for weeks and he never took her to another swingers event but he continued to cheat and expected her to remain faithful.
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/11
#1 & 2- So this C list television actress with A list name recognition
was supposed to star in an old family standby. Everyone was excited to have
her on board and thought everything was great. Then at the filming of the
promos for the show, our actress was a no-show. Apparently she was too tired
to come in and film, but would try and come in a few days or perhaps they
could just film out at her place. Whatever was more convenient for her. The
producers, instead of putting up with crap and creating some kind of diva
monster, cut her loose from the project right then and brought in an old
nemesis instead who has been a perfect angel.
C-list
actress: Tori Spelling
old family standby: 90210
old nemesis: Shannon Doherty
#3 - What former NY Yankees pitcher and still in the major leagues had an affair with a teammate's wife, and then later with that same teammate's girlfriend. (This has nothing to do in any way, shape, or form with Alex Rodriguez except who knows, maybe he slept with them both as well. I don't know.) David Wells
#4 - Apparently random acts of vandalism against her ex's stuff is the way this B- television and C list film actress is getting her revenge on the guy she dumped, but says she didn't. No, not Megan Fox. Think meaner and older. Not that old. Rose McGowan
24.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/14
"TYRANT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS": This man may have the most successful "manufactured
image," in history. In his field, he is a superstar but at home, he's a
controlling tyrant with his wife behind closed doors. His wife thought she
landed the ultimate catch but now she's having doubts. She's not allowed
to have friends and he has successfully separated her from her family. She
is surrounded in the lap of luxury but she leads a very lonely existence.
If this isn't enough, when he's out of town, if he isn't checking on her
whereabouts, he has a rep hired just for this purpose. When his wife thinks
he's away from home due to career, he can often be found entertaining a legion
of women in high rise penthouses or exclusive brothels across the country
that cater to celebrities, only. He's also known on the overseas escort circuit
as having a very large appetite for group sex with an array of women. And,
he's rumored to be very endowed and insatiable with unbelievable staying
power. When he's not trying out a variety of women in the sex industry, he
has a main call girl (on-call) 24/7 at $1 million dollars per year. She has
to be ready to travel on a moment's notice and he told her to drop her other
clients. Hint: It's not R. Kelly.
25,
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/14
I would expect this kind of behavior from this B- list film and (whatever
else he can get) actor who used to be an A list television star. I did not
expect this kind of behavior from this C list television and film actress
who is the offspring of true Hollywood royalty. Despite our actress being
married, it hasn't stopped her from going out with our actor whenever possible
and isn't shy about expressing her affection towards him in public. We can
only imagine what they are doing in private while the hubby sits at home
waiting for his wife to return.
Natasha
Gregson Wagner & Matthew Perry
26.
BILLY
MASTERS 07/14
Could it be that a certain spurned siren has hooked up with yet another homo
hunk? She just ended a rocky relationship with someone who actually lived
in the closet and jumped right into another with a guy about to get a Brazilian!
But, don't fret for our fearless femme fatale...she's a smart cookie and
knows these dangerous liaisons are only helping her career - whetever that
is! Sarah Larson (ex-girlfriend of George Clooney)/Jason
Statham
27.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 07/15
Which cocaine-loving actress is said to be relying on her closeted husband
to meet guys? A source says that when they were at a party recently, the
hubby asked a fellow guest, "Do you want to bleep my wife? Because you can?
28.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/15
This one is a little hard to disguise because honestly there are not that
many directors names that would just pop in your head. Yes, I know you can
name a million, but think of the average person. How many directors can they
name? This is one of them. Oh, and he always writes his own stuff as well.
So, this director bought a farm/estate about 4 years ago. It has been in
existence for awhile and so had a number of employees already there when
he bought it. Even though it isn't really related to the kindness, our director
has treated the employees who remained much better in the past four years
then they ever were treated by the past employers. One of the guys who worked
on the estate was given some new jobs when the director took over. The director
hired him to work on his films as an electrician, handyman, and bartender
for parties on the sets. He even gave the guy some bit parts in his films.
Well about a year ago, the worker was diagnosed with liver cancer. Over the
course of the year our worker had his ups and downs but finally died last
week. From the time he was initially diagnosed, our director made sure that
the worker received the best care in the world wherever in the world it could
be found. He made sure the worker's girlfriend could travel with the worker.
The director made phone calls, called in favors, consulted with the best
doctors in the world all for his employee. No matter what he did though,
it just was never enough. The director now feels he could have even done
more to help, and has been in terrible shape over the past week since the
worker's death.
M.
Night Shyalama
29.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/16
This black female actress is hungrily taking any part thrown her way, even
if the script is garbage. She no longer has standards because she desperately
needs the money. She's running out of money, partly, due to traveling all
of the country to attend industry events, trying to snag a baller with no
success. She spends a fortune on designer dresses, beautiful jewelry, and
high-end shoes but she always leaves empty handed despite being attractive.
She is now on an all-out "baller alert." In her mind, only a high paid baller
can keep her in the lifestyle she has become accustomed to, either that,
or lose what she already has. Gabrielle Union
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/16
1. Hey you. Yeah you, the one who talks all the time to she who is tall.
I'd stop worrying so much about the Yankee and start worrying about one of
your clients. Which one? Guy Oseary talks to Ingrid Casares about
A-Rod and needs to focus attention on his other client, Ashton
Kutcher
2. How about the married B- list film actor from a hit network television show who does so much meth that I'm surprised he can still stand, let alone learn his lines. Oh, and I wouldn't worry too much about the hooker that he sleeps with every night and is also his dealer. I'm sure she and the wife and child(ren) will get along famously once it all comes out.
31.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/17
#1 - Chastity? What chastity? Done it, done it, not done it. Jonas
Brothers
#2 - So, let me get this straight. You, formerly a C list film actress known for one thing, or more specifically two if you get my meaning. Television? Sure, but not a series per se. Anyway, you left your husband after finding, and introducing your replacement to him thinking you could do much better without him. Since then, nothing. Except for that one television thing. You like to pretend you are this and that and doing great, but we all know what you are doing at each event you go to and how any single guy with a couple of bucks or a married guy with more than a couple of bucks just instantly becomes your best friend, hopefully for more than a night, but it really hasn't turned out that way has it? Meanwhile, divorce settlement money is gone and there isn't any other money coming in from anything else except your friends. Well you still have your looks. Kind of. Shannon Elizabeth
32.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 07/17
1. This Hip Hop Mogul recently broke up with his Model girlfriend. He felt
bad about the breakup, but the Model was glad it ended. She didnt like
his spoiled children and his crazy, over the top ex-wife. Russell
Simmons/ Porschla Coleman
2. This reality show winner needs a stylist immediately. Her clothes are too tight and she looks greasy. She wants to be hot like her peers, but her bad styling choices are hurting her career. Jennifer Hudson; Fantasia
33.
TED
CASABLANCA 07/17
One Desperate-Diva Blind Vice: Its amazing I dont write these
more often, the
clinging-onto-celeb-life-with-all-the-surgeried-muscle-they-can-muster brand
o Blind Vices. Could it be they hit too close to home for this
fortysomething columnist who wonders if he should start embarking on all
the plastic-puss opportunities available in this über-vain town? Nah,
not today, at least. But do take Sheila Muff-Driver, an attractive enough
gal who plans on selling her fading sexuality until she drops and who hasn't
shied away from all that docs can do for her, trust. Course, not that
long ago, Sheila-love was the hoochie-coochie toast of T-town, and I dont
mean just for being a superscrumptious babe, but for her great beauty and
arguable talent, too. The Academy Awards even gave her notable recognition
at one time, but alas, that was back when SMD had a modicum of professionalism
to offer her colleagues, as opposed to the perk-filled, ridiculously absurd
existence Sheila's life has now become. She goes through assistants faster
than Botox needles. She fires reps of all sorts (managers, agents, etc.)
who were just trying to do her a charitable favor in the first placeas
Ms. Muff-Driver did, at one time, have such promise. And she still could,
mind you, if shed just stop injecting her body with every fountain-of-youth
concoction out there and let whats left of her face just be. So, you
know, she could move it, utilize it and such, as actors are wont to do. But
instead, all Sheila gets today are offers to do benefits and interviews about
her once-golden career. And it was one occasion for the latterin a
documentary being put together by an established director who could ostensibly
help reenergize Ms. M.-D.s careerin which Sheila was set to be
prominently featured. Although, true to deranged spoiled form, when the producer
rang up to finalize the schedule, Sheila barked back: "You know, I dont
get out of bed for less than $40,000 a day." Sheilas still under the
covers, by the by, her latest opportunity at anything close to a comeback
having been quashed, yet again, by herself. Maybe next time this happens,
just go and shoot the bitch in her bed? Just a thought. Would be fitting
on so many levels. AND IT AINT: Blythe Danner: Whitney Houston; Diahann
Carroll
Faye
Dunaway
34.
POPBITCH
07/17
1. Which love-split rat might be finding it hard to keep his nose clean because
he keeps putting so much cocaine up it? Balthazar Getty
2. Which supermodel had a stand-up row with her husband at a big celebrity social event in front of other guests who were shocked at his language to her?
35.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/18
"RIDE OR DIE CHICK" (THUG LIFE): She's extremely pretty with potential but
her love for the street life may derail her career. Due to her attractive
appearance, people assume she's classy, later, when they get to know her,
these same people are shocked by her thug behavior. She loves flashing gang
signs, it's rumored that when she was a teenager, she rode shotgun when a
drive-by went down and she often tells her female friends, "ain't nothing
wrong with being a ride or die chick and doing a bid for your man." She has
slept with notorious gang bangers in seedy neighborhoods, to prove she's
down. She's also known among thugs as a good time party girl who will give
up the goodies at the drop of a hat. When she's not slumming in the ghettos
despite what little fame she has, she's hooking up with horny rappers on
the road, when they are in quick need of a sex fix with a pretty girl, if
they're not performing in her town, they will fly are in. And, she was often
the second girl in threesomes with a rap mogul. She also loves getting high
with rappers, she's down for 'X,' blunts, or whatever is available. Away
from the ghetto love, she's also the jump-off for a popular NBA star who
just got traded. His main woman is a white actress. Now, we're hearing, she
was passed around the NBA and NFL last season. Also, with her looks, people
wonder why she doesn't have a steady boyfriend, it's because of her reputation.
Her thug crew has also prevented her from getting additional work because
they intimidate people who could be helpful to her career. Hint: Very well
known in the black community.
Ride of Die Chick: Lauren London
rap mogul: P Diddy
NBA star/white actress:
36.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 07/18
They were supposed to have kicked their bad habit together. A partnership
in blow became a commitment effort to get clean. And for a while they were
successful. But he was the weaker one. And hes been using again for
a while. The problem, one of many obviously, is that when hes cranked,
hes also very aggressive. Some say hes mixing his powder with
some muscle juice and the coke/steroid combination brings out the roughneck
which has presented many challenges for his publicist. Fortunately his publicist
is almost as clever as Jessica Biels. Was able to turn spin a recent
skirmish into an heroic rescue. The truth is, he was so jacked up on the
good stuff he had to take it out on someone elses head. As for his
wife...well she has a boyfriend. His name is Jesus. With her new devoutness
has come an almost unbearable sanctimony, not to mention intolerance
for his lifestyle, for his binges so much so that they are finding
it increasingly difficult to be together, though like the Beckhams, they
are a brand too. One big happy family...fraud! Faith Hill/Tim
McGraw
37.
HOLY
MOLY 07/18
1. Which dreadfully smug UK singer used to visit a brothel in Rochdale
(Manchester was too busy and he was worried he would be seen) and became
a regular visitor. He liked to wear a nappy. Tight Huggies, but don't talk
about it! Mick Hucknall; Liam Gallagher
2. Which sexually ambiguous UK comedian has a sunken lounge seating area and was spotted one evening completely naked and being straddled by a "fairly" attractive blonde lady? Odd though - that a short while later, an incredibly camp young man in very tight hot pants was spotted skulking out of the same house very early in the morning. Eddie Izzard; Russell Brand; David Walliam
3. Which Globe trotting national treasure shattered a young PR girl's illusions of him being the perfect "uncle figure" when it became obvious that he fucks his way through almost every woman he meets? David McCallum
38.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/18
#1&2 - I really do dislike the whole celebrity pregnancy game, because
really that is all it is. It is a way to pass the time and to come up with
some stuff to talk about when there isn't anything else going on. However,
when it is a juicy pregnancy or the daddy is in question, then I start to
get a little more interested. So, you have an actress. B- list, all films,
but really B- is more because of what she has been in through more luck than
any real talent. Had some substance abuse issues. Recently she had a relapse
which was hinted at in some tabloids but it was just for a day or two. The
problem is that she got knocked up during that little fiesta and so now has
turned for advice and possibly to convince another B- list film actor that
perhaps he could volunteer to be the daddy just so she doesn't look like
a tramp by not knowing who the real daddy is.
#3 &4 - What infamous (too strong of a word probably for why) female reality television co-star despite the name, managed to steal this basketball player away from his date last night? The poor date who had flown in to LA with the basketball player went back to the hotel all alone while the reality star and the basketball player got one of their own for a few hours. Kendra Wilkerson & Lamar Odom
39.
BAD
FISH 07/18
#1 This multi membered ensemble band with a lead singer from overseas has
had some legal trouble in the past. I won't get specific, but the incident
was one that'd make Al Gore outraged. The band apologized up and down, made
the appropriate donations, and blamed a staff member for the "unfortunate
accident". However, what was deemed an accident was actually quite deliberate.
The truth was never told that the whole mess was very much the fault of the
band's lead singer, who's speedball addiction is so out of control that he
could not see the harm in pulling what he thought was a funny prank. A PR
nightmare and a few donations later, the band has come out unscathed and
still no one has found out about the lead singer's addiction, despite there
being photographic evidence. Says a witness to it: "You never know if he's
going to sit down and pick up an instrument, or pick up a chair and throw
it at you." Well, that's heroin and liquid cocaine for ya.
Dave
Matthews Band
#2 This 90's rock singer has had major success both in this decade and the last, with at least two different bands, and a little as a solo artist. What has never been revealed or openly discussed is his raging drug addiction. Seems there's a picture floating around of him "hugging the toilet seat like he's begging for a blow job", next to an open bag of at least five syringes and some unknown liquid substances. Hint: He's from the same city I am. Chris Cornell
#3 The lead singer of this band would do well to curb his temper, or his fellow musicians may be tempted to kick his ass straight to Mars? An onstage tantrum at a recent show in Denver led to pieces of the drum set thrown into the crowd and a few onstage injuries of crewmen. When the singer reached for a $90,000 camera that was filming the event, the camera man, who was also directing the taping, balked and left with his crew, refusing to finish. The stand of the camera alone was worth more than the lead singer was being paid for the show. As a result of his reckless behavior, the band did not continue on to the last two dates. Hint: I left a huge clue, but it won't be the first band you think of. The Mars Volta
#4 Members of which bratty punk band aren't as bad as they make themselves out to be? While its known that the boys have a fondness for the drink drinky (as does their snotty Yoko Ono, whom I personally detest), a mere 24 pack of Bud Light will have them upside down in the garbage pail, puking their guts out. Some punks they turned out to be. Sum41
40.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 07/20
Which newly married diva recently went bananas after reading flirty text
messages from her new hubby's ex on his BlackBerry? She locked him out of
their (her) house for two nights. Memo to ladies everywhere: If you don't
want to know, don't start snooping. Mariah Carey/Nick
Cannon
41.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 07/21
Which A-list actor got it on with two ladies in a club's bathroom stall.
He told friends later that he'd forgotten to tell them about his STDs.
42.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/21
This black female celebrity can't let go. She was ecstatic when she finally
caught a rich and famous black man. He was certainly a good catch. He has
a reputation for not sleeping around and being sincere. But, she had one
of her overbearing reps try constantly hint around "marriage," in his presence,
on a frequent basis. He became very turned off by this. He got even more
turned off when she began showing signs of being neurotic and argumentative.
He called off the relationship and moved on. Only problem, she hasn't gotten
over him despite dating other men. Now, she tracks him down at industry events
through her publicist. She shows up, and stares at him until she gets his
attention. Being the gentleman he is, he acknowledges her but under his breath
he tells his friends, "not her again." She has turned up at the last 5 events
he's been at. And, the same scenario plays out each time, she stares at him
until she gets his attention, gestures him over and pleads for him to take
her back. He refuses and rejoins his table. If he's dancing with a girl,
she will rudely cut in. He's telling his friends, he doesn't want to file
a restraining order against her but if she keeps this behavior up, she's
giving him no choice. Who are they?
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/21
Strangest Breakup #567. This is going to be tough because the people involved
have only one job each and in my opinion both do it badly. I guess the female
(A list name recognition) in the story could be considered doing things
professionally, but hasn't done the first well, for over 20 years and that
is assuming it wasn't come kind of electronic miracle. He was a nobody until
he started dating her. Now I guess he would be a celebutard and there are
rumors he is about to get a dramatic boost to his 15 minutes. Anyway, the
reason for their most recent breakup is apparently the woman in the relationship
has some birds. Not too many. Not like Heidi Fleiss and her parrots. This
is just five or six, but our woman likes to let them be free and fly around
her house. Well anyway, they fly free and crap free and one day our guy was
at her home in a new suit and a bird crapped on it. He went into a rage,
rolled up a magazine and went after the bird until it was dead. He then walked
out of her house and never spoke to her again. Oh, she's been married before.
Does that help? Paula Abdul and her ex JT Torregiani
44.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/22
#1 - A certain Northwest city - Several weeks ago this not married actor
who is involved in a relationship with an A list actress was staying at a
hotel and he was all alone or so everyone thought. The concierge got a call
from the gentleman in the room asking if the concierge could get him some
company for the evening. Well the concierge asked some preferential questions
and arranged for someone to be sent over. The woman was only there for a
few minutes and was sent away, but with a little cash in her hand. The concierge
receives another call and then another as this act plays itself out over
the course of five or six women until finally one stays. And stayed all night
and left the hotel with the actor and lo and behold his actress squeeze as
well.
Stuart
Townsend/Charlize Theron
#2 - A certain Southwest city - This male talk show host had just a few too many to drink or to smoke or to snort but was crazy out of his mind, and made his big eyes even bigger. Well the talk show host decided that at 2am he was going to make a raid on the lobby furniture because it was moving. Oh yeah, it was moving and trying to surround him. So, our talk show host spent about an hour taking a fire ax to various pieces of the furniture. When management was notified they said they didn't care since no other guests were awake and they would get paid for it anyway. After an hour, the talk show host said the furniture was dead and fell asleep right there in the middle of the lobby. Carson Daly
45.
BAD
FISH 07/22
There are from when I stayed in Los Angeles a few years ago and bunked with
some Hollywood bit players and assorted crew members. Enjoy!
#1 What dashing heartthrob is a secret butt pirate? The B+ list actor has been seen with more than a few beauties but word on the downlow is that he has a kept boyfriend whom he prefers to whatever eye candy he currently has on his arm. A gay extra on the set of one of his hit films (of which he had many in a short period of time) noticed the young actor almost desperately going out of his way to befriend the openly or perceivably gay members of the crew and extras, even going so far as to try and invite himself to different get togethers formed by cast and crew members who'd befriended one another. On the set of the sequel, the extra noticed the same borderline predatory behavior and made a point to avoid the actor, to no avail. Later, after many failed attempts on the part of the actor to befriend the gay extra, a frightening incident occured. One night after leaving the set with a few others, he noticed a familiar black SUV in the rear view mirror, with an even more familiar face behind the wheel. It was the actor. After a wild goose chase across Hollywood in which the young men were clearly being followed, it ended as abruptly as it started, coming to a stop when the SUV mysteriously gunned in an opposite direction after the young men pulled through a gas station. To top it off, there are still longstanding rumors that he and another key player in another very successful film franchise had a long term relationship for the lengthy duration of filming on the (overseas) set. I can't give you any strong hints (well, I did give one at the beginning of the paragraph) but I can tell you that both his first and last name could be found in a dictionary. Orlando Bloom
#2 More gay actors! This muscle bound hunk has a sexy, distinctive voice and quite the charming smile. While in the past he's said that he doesn't spend excessively on women for the first date, he doesn't seem to have the same philosophy with his real dates--the boys. In an incident 'round a cocaine dusted coffee table, he brashly prepositioned a young man, bragging of his status and material goods and how expendable they were in light of his cash. He arrogantly threw his Rolex on the table, money from his wallets, anything of value, in an effort to show not only how rich he was but how little he cared for it in light of trying to bed the lad, whatever the price. Alas, he was turned down. Its because of these tales that another one earlier this year caused shock with the rent boys and the young gay wannabes of Hollywood. Our hulking, shaven headed action star became a father. The pregnancy and birth were not publicized, and the star was never actually seen with the woman in question, raising the question as to the nature of how the child was conceived. Yes, I'm not the only one that has expressed their suspicions about our high octane actor (with some producing credits). And while our actor in #1 had both first and last names you could find in a dictionary, this actor only has one like that. And I won't tell you which one it is. Vin Diesel
46.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/23
This black actor tried to be faithful after marriage but his urges have taken
over. He's currently cheating on his wife with a variety of black and white
models and a few actresses. Interestingly, he can't stand to see black women
with white men. The sight enrages him and he refers to them as "sell-outs."
He's usually private but he can barely keep it in his pants. Before marriage,
he was involved with a very pretty woman but he creeped on her with a disease
(non-fatal) infested woman who is pretty but scandalous. He's getting tired
of the dating game (on the sly). But instead of being faithful to his wife,
the word is out, he's on the lookout for a permanent mistress, ASAP. Hint:
Movie/TV actor, very well known actor in black community. Boris
Kodjoe
47.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 07/23
Which reality TV has-been can't even go to paid appearances anymore? His
manager is too worried about how trashed he gets when he's on the payroll.
48.
JANET
CHARLTON 07/23
This rock star claims to be many things - he says he's a devout Christian,
a vegan, and a complete teetotaler - no alcohol, no drugs. But he does have
a weakness for pretty woman. One of his former pretty women says he's a BIG
FAKE. She claims that not only does he eat meat and NOT live by Christian
values, but he's a hardcore pill-popper and a member of Narcotics Anonymous.
His current girlfriend isn't complaining - she's a cokehead and compulsive
liar herself. Benji or Joel Madden
49.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/23
#1 - This one really shouldn't be a blind, but I told them I would keep it
kind of secret. Didn't say how hard the secret would be though. These two
actors are on an NBC dramedy and think they are keeping their relationship
hush hush. Nothing juicy. I mean she is divorced and he is single. It's just
funny that the only people on the set who think it is a secret are the couple
themselves.
Lindsay
Price/Robert Buckley, "Lipstick Jungle"
#2 - Now for something juicier and we will stay at NBC. This time a comedy where the two stars of this hit show used to laugh and get along and just be best pals. Well best pals to the extent people can fake being best pals. However now it is to the point where the only time they communicate is through their lines on the set. The other problem is that other cast members are having to pick sides and if you speak to one, then the other won't speak to you. Yes, these are adults. Tina Fey & Alec Baldwin
#3 - Juiciest is that a certain reality winner is supposed to get married. Problem is that his affianced is ignorant of the fact that he has a guy that he has been with since before the show even aired. They had great fun watching the show together, but now don't know what to do about their situation.
50.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 07/24
Which actor has been much too egotistical and much too energetic on press
tour recently? Lets start with the ego first: Hes not exactly
Brad Pitt or the GMD on fame terms and still he travels with a crazy security
team and insists on sweeping every location before he will enter. Who the
f&ck are you??? Even his own management is snickering at his grossly
exaggerated sense of entitlement hit movies dont necessarily
equate to international superstardom, and while his box office might be
lucrative, his celebrity status is decidedly modest. Still
he insists
on super stealth, secret service style maneuvers, and has hilariously mandated
that while in public he be referred to by "code name" only. It becomes even
funnier when the newly single megalomaniac happens upon an attractive woman.
The woman is hustled through stairwells and hallways before their tryst
a procedure so elaborate that last week, his chosen partner for the evening
ended up so rattled by the time she arrived at his room, she was no longer
in the mood to participate. And his paranoia is getting worse. It started
out as a quirk - several weeks ago he was enthusiastic and perhaps a little
particular, but not a paranoid freak. A little blow here and there for extra
energy though has become more of a habit and he is getting CRANKED at work.
To the point where more than a few journalists have remarked about his
over-animated behaviour, as a timid reporter from Asia was frightened and
confused during an interview when he became angry at her for refusing to
sing karaoke with him. Sorry
Im a bitch. I had to laugh about
that. Be thankful, dude, for a good publicity team. And for the fact that
at the end of the day, its really only you. Brendan
Fraser
51.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 07/24
1. This TV personality/comic is finding out the hard way that you cant
be too honest about your life. Imagine the shock of her co-workers and fans
when she revealed her past abortions, marital difficulties and drug-addicted
family members. Many people felt it was T.M.I. - Too Much Information!
Sherri Shepard from "The View"
2. Is all publicity good publicity? Even if its fake? If you are living a lie, and dont want your true life revealed it is. Hmmmmmmmmm!
52.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/24
#1 - This former female reality star and now just a D list wannabe decided
to make a move on the mahogany one also known as Ronaldo. She offered her
services to him for the evening at a reasonable $5000 at which point he laughed
and laughed and said, "Look around. Look at me. Why would I pay for
anyone?" "Real World" Trishelle
#2 - Speaking of reality stars. I've heard this twice today, but since it isn't Christmas I can't believe it until I see it. Could it be that our athlete has finally seen the light and broken it off with the reality star I cannot stand. Kim Kardsahian/Reggie Bush
53.
TED
CASABLANCA 07/25
One Fruit-of-the-Doom Blind Vice: OK, was going to do the Blind Vice story
on the Academy Award-friendly actress who thinks her cats can read, which
is why she has their names written on their separate litter boxes, but that
tale simply pales in comparison to Toothy Tile, whos back and gayer
than, like, ever! Dudes losin his recent, overly prissy, shy
shit and gettin his non-Nellie nerve back on (much to everyones
surprise, just not mine). See, ol Tooth, our fave partner in sex-in-public
crime is being just as brazen, only with words, not his crotch. The pretty
boy (man, on occasion) is gleefully telling more than a few gossipy
girlswhich means boys, natch, in highly exaggerated fagola speak, but
then, Im sure you already knew that, hon-cakesthat hes
quite aware the hunt for his identity is on. And has been for sometime. Says
he enjoys it, even. Who wouldnt, really? Especially if youre
dead certain your identity will never be revealed. Yep, thats right.
T2 says hes havin such a fab gay ol experience of it all
because hes "sure," as its been relayed to this columnist, that
the true identity of Mr. Tile will never, ever be discussed by yours truly.
Oh, really? Is that so? Just dont count on it, bud. What with the myriad
lies to the public (I mean, really, youre as bad about your true sexual
persuasion as Cathy Douglas is with her age), you're on thin vice, babe,
so watch it. AND IT AINT: Matthew Broderick; Ricky Martin; Wentworth
Miller
54.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/25
If this black female celebrity wanted to, she could get separate allowances
and lavish gifts from her current celebrity man kept in the shadows and a
very wealthy black female celebrity in her industry. She's rolling in a six
figure car gifted to her by her discreet celebrity man and she also has a
clothing and bling allowance and receives expensive perfumes via courier
and flies out of town on a moment's notice with her super rich boyfriend
via private jet. They have traveled to exotic locations all over the world.
And, boyfriend has arranged for her to have a concierge on call 24/7 for
any need she may have in any part of the world. Meanwhile, the famous woman
who has a girl crush on her is trying to up her game and convince her to
have a discreet lesbian relationship with her. She 's also offered her an
allowance, gifts, etc. So far, our black female celebrity appears disinterested
and often says, "Let's remain friends, we don't have to take it to that level."
But our potential sugar mama isn't accustomed to taking no for an answer
and she's enjoying the challenge and telling other industry lesbians, "I'm
going to get her!" This girl crush may eventually disrupt their friendship
because our female celebrity is growing tired of the constant flirting but
our potential sugar mama is so caught up in trying to snag her, she doesn't
have a clue. Who is the famous black female? The rich and famous boyfriend
kept in the shadows? The potential sugar mama?
famous black female: Ciara
rich and famous boyfriend: 50 Cent
potential sugar mama: Missy Elliot
55.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/25
#1 - Besides being a drunken buffoon, this A list actor has caused quite
the stir at one of the gated complexes in which he lives. Seems he is a big
fan of long walks at night. The thing is, his walks seem to always call for
a break whenever he sees an open window that he can peer through. Doesn't
seem to be all about sex. He just likes walking up to open windows and looking
in. Neighbors don't appreciate it very much, although so far it has only
involved private security and not the cops.
#2 - Mild mannered on and off screen, this aging, but not old, former Academy Award winning actor has a favorite haunt. He loves this S&M club. Although his name is on the membership records, when he is at the club or an event he always wears a mask the entire time and has everyone call him Steve. His favorite activities always have to include redheads. Don't know why, just one of his kinks apparently. Harrison Ford
#3 & 4 - This male television A-lister and C+ film lister has a unique game. How many different women he can have sex with in 24 hours? No hookers allowed. Has to be women he picks up. So far his current record is 7. His male co-star with a steady girlfriend keeps track. Oh, and the girlfriend knows and thinks it is hot. Her word, definitely not mine. Zach Braff (Donald Faison)
56.
BAD
FISH 07/25
#1 This legendary bachelor has a secret up his nose. He indulges in only
the finest, and from a Hollywood gent who knows how to kill two birds with
one stone. Our lothario shows up, shockingly, alone. No entourage or arm
candy. He stays for awhile, indulges and chats a bit with his supplier. And
more often than not he'd also dip into the supplier's home stash. Not his
cocaine. The kept girl he'd found through a service. Neither the girl nor
the supplier minded: business is business and she knew why she was there.
He'd pay the man, pay the girl, and go home. Don't believe the gay rumors
about this one. He's a solid bisexual all the way. George
Clooney
#2 How do I describe this girl without giving it away completely. Hm.
I guess all I'll say is her dubious choices in sexual partners, not to mention
the frequency and indiscretion, can be traced back to one little problem:
the china white. Its also rumored to be the reason behind a breakup from
not too long ago, a real good honest relationship, something our slut just
never does. Oh, and her new partner? Yeah, its got him, too. I guess no one
can quite think clearly when they've got a numb face and a straw up their
nose...but it certainly explains the bad choices they've made of late. He
was already on it when he met her and now together, they're steering out
of control.
girl: Sienna Miller
current boyfriend: Balthazar Getty
ex-boyfriend: Rhys Ifans
#3 One woman. Two pregnancies, neither much different from the other. Same douchebag husband. Same family drama. Same job. Same half a bottle of wine every night. Another mother to be that uses the "They let pregnant women drink their wine in Europe!" excuse. Yeah, but I'm sure they don't recommend getting drunk, honey. Tori Spelling
57.
PEREZ
HILTON 07/25
What actress was just dropped by her agent because she has a drug and alcohol
problem and refuses to get help????? Here's a hint: Her shady husband might
have something to do with her problem! Brittany Murphy
58.
BAD
FISH 07/26
What rap legend (in his own mind) is double dipping? He's made a few very
noncharacteristic (from what the public knows, anyway), shall we say,
homo-friendly moves lately which may have surprised a few people. But those
who know him best suspect he's up to his old tricks: scouting for a replacement
to bring to the innerfold since that one dapperly dressed gentleman is long
gone. Surprised it took him so long. Keep you friends close, your enemies
closer, and your downlow jumpoff even closer still. P. Diddy
59.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/28
GAY CRUISING: This black male celebrity is equally known for his work in
front of the scenes as well as his work behind the scenes. When he used to
tour with a group, he often begged for the female background singers to
participate in orgies with him in his hotel room with groupies, some declined
and others didn't. Soon, he began experimenting with threesomes, trying to
suppress his homosexual urges but the urges became to strong and he can no
longer deny that he's completely homosexual. Earlier this year, we were informed
by a male friend, on Halloween, a limousine pulled into a store parking lot,
the back window came down and the celebrity gestured for our male friend.
When our friend recognized him and called him by name, the window went up
and the limo sped off. Now, we're receiving reports that our celebrity was
seen hanging out (in shades and a hat) at a well known gay pickup park. You
have the option of having sex on park premises (hidden by bushes), in the
back of a van or the backseat of a car. Adult film producers also recruit
talent from this park. Apparently, he likes random sex with anonymous strangers
to satisfy his sex fantasies and is a known fixture in L.A. bookstores with
glory holes on the premises. We've also been informed that our male celebrity
shows resentment and jealousy towards a few female singers, just like a jealous
woman. Who is he? R. Kelly
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/28
This one almost sounds like a soap. So, CBS soap and you have a former star
(#1) who broke up with her celebrity boyfriend (#2) for a guy on the show
(#3). Well turns out that he was really enjoying her while she was with the
other guy but didn't really want her full-time. Then after she did break
up with her celebrity boyfriend and was expecting to be swept into her arms,
she must have been devastated to learn that another woman on the show (#4)
had also left her actor husband (#5) for #3 as well. Got all that?
#2 is all alone. #3 & #4 are together.
"The Guiding Light"
#1: Stephanie Gatschet
#2:
#3: Tom Pelphrey
#4: Gina Tognoni
61.
RUSH
& MOLLOY 07/29
What designer's grandson was a "tiny terror" at Super Saturday in the Hamptons
last weekend? As Lorraine Bracco, Christy Turlington, Kelly Ripa and 1,500
others shopped at the Ovarian Cancer Research Fund benefit, "The kid was
a category 5 tornado," one shocked shopper tells us, "knocking over clothing
and displays." He then lifted a woman's dress, and, the source adds: "Neither
his mother nor a nanny bothered to intercede. [The mom] didn't seem the slightest
bit embarrassed." Finally, after several hours of misdeeds, the child was
taken home.
62.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/29
I wish for a change I could just find something simple like which A lister
does crack in his house while shooting off shotguns in his living room? That
would be nice. Hell on the neighbors, and family, but nice and simple. Instead,
it is another one which more closely resembles the world we live in. I would
have to say that this television and film actor is B list by his body of
work, but probably C list in name recognition. Everyone who reads the site
would know who he is and he definitely has a huge body of work. He really
only has one award and it is not one you particularly want to win. Now, me,
I would accept anything, but I'm easy. Anyway, our actor is married, with
child(ren) and whenever he can get out of town or away from the wife he has
someone that he is fairly serious about. She is definitely C list all the
way but on a very hit network drama. She is gorgeous and busty and has a
very well known beard she has been hanging out with in public. Apparently
the couple feels they are safe when they are out of town and so are all over
each other. Their most recent foray was slightly south of LA.
63.
PEREZ
HILTON 07/29
What delusional stage mother was kicked out of the after-party for the Sisterhood
of the Traveling Pants 2 premiere in NYC on Monday night for being a drunken
mess???? Love her! Dina Lohan
64.
PANACHE
REPORT 07/30
Presently, there are two black female singers involved with rappers who lead
a double life as dope boys to supplement their income. Due to peer pressure
and the love of the bling-bling lifestyle. These less than moderate rappers
have to keep up with the jones's at any cost. They have to create an illusion
of wealth or they feel insignificant or invisible. One of the black female
singers is like a crutch to her non-talent rapper because he supplies her
with free drugs. She probably wouldn't look at him twice if not for this
perk. The other female singer doesn't give a damn what her rapper/dope boy
does as long as he brings in the money so they can continue to front with
materialistic objects such as designer bags, expensive bling and expensive
whips. Both rapper/dope boys cheat on their women with a bevy of groupies
and legions of video girls. Who are these two couples? Hint: Not T.I.
Keisha Coles/Young Jeezy and Fantasia/Young Dro
65.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/30
A very long time ago I posted about the B list couple (films and television
for both with television being their forte) that hated being married to each
other, but lived with it because they hated admitting they were wrong in
public more. They are the couple who negotiated deals with each other for
photos together. They never took many together, but at least it was some.
Well now, they can't even stand to take photos together and her girlfriend
is getting antsy and wants to take things public. He understands because
he also plays for the home team, although not as openly. The problem is his
career couldn't take the exposure of an outing while hers could probably
use the boost. Oh, they do have (a) child(ren). David Duchovny/Tea
Leoni
65.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 07/31
Youd think theyd be liquid, you know? Flush from the funds of
so many different projects, across so many different mediums, by so many
different sources. But thats the thing with celebrities. Theyre
richer than we are, to be sure, but some of them really arent THAT
rich, especially when you factor in the lifestyle. Being not that rich
isnt a problem. Being not that rich and not paying your bills is a
big problem. Being not that rich, not paying your bills, but still spending
your balls off is a huge problem. So they have projects around the house.
Some construction here, some wiring there, installations, renovations...it
never stops. It never stops because they keep having to hire new people.
Inevitably the invoice will arrive, they wont be able to pay it, so
they end up calling someone else to finish the job. They dont pay those
people either. How f&cking ghetto, non??? Like people who keep taking
out credit card after credit card? Only these assholes are wealthy! They
have jobs! They earn celebrity salaries! Which means theyre too stupid
to manage their finances and too cheap to figure out their finances before
satisfying their non-urgent, vanity-motivated projects at the expense, literally,
of labourers and small business owners who trusted the wrong millionaires.
Slowly but surely, theyve pretty much exhausted the entire contracting
community in town, verging on blacklist, and are now several hundred thousand
dollars in the hole to several companies in Hollywood. Word is theyre
facing legal action, and even a lien on their property... Probably the reason
behind the new round of exploitation. They need the cash. But do we still
care? A few years ago, before everyone and their eyebrow stylist had a reality
show, it was a novel concept. Now? Now theyre totally almost irrelevant
the proof in that lies in a deal one of them tried to strike with
the paps recently. She needed cash so badly, she arranged for some "candids"
in exchange for a few quid. Unfortunately her images werent selling
and the photographers cut her off. Shame! Word is, even Phoebe Price out-earns
her... In this economy, how will they ever recover? The
Osbournes
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 07/31
Hey, it's definitely not Ben Affleck, but it is someone who starred with
him in a film once. Of course that could be a lot of people so lets narrow
it down to B- actor, 95% films, although two great television appearances
that come to mind are also part of his resume. He has basically been off
the radar the past year. Oh sure, a bit part here and a bit part there, but
this actor with the A list facial recognition has spent the better part of
the past year in rehab. Not quite the crack smoking in the living room firing
off shotguns, but he did manage to abuse just about every drug you can imagine
over the past three years. What finally sent him to rehab though was his
ex wife's promise to take away visitation rights of their child(ren) if he
didn't stop leaving her/him/them unattended so he could both score and use
drugs. The drug paraphernalia littering the floor was probably also not good
parenting. Ray Liotta
67.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 07/31
1. A well known Rapper is about to regret dating a reality TV Star. She is
talking about their love life and his love of men. Busta
Rhymes/Delicious
2. This Superstar needs to find a permanent girlfriend fast. He keeps getting into fake relationships, and his cover is about to be blown. He is starting to look foolish with the fake relationships. Either get a real girlfriend or be honest about who you are? Neyo
68.
TED
CASABLANCA 07/31
One Draw-Strung-Out Blind Vice: Toothy Tile, doll-hon, youve met your
homo match. Cause theres a new rising, closeted star in town
(actually, hes been rising for, like, ages now, but, whatev) whos
putting your clandestine, closetednot to mention kinky!ways to
shame. Maybe you know him? Names Crotch Uh-Lastic. Ring a bell, babe?
Thought so. Now, keep in mind, Toothy and Crotch have never made a flick
together, though they do both go in for the same roles rather often. Similar
brooding thing going on. You know, that tough yet tangible, touchable, almost
boyish loveliness, a little crusty on the sides, too. Know the type? Oh who
cares about actor oeuvre, lets get to the dirty part and oozing sex
outta control, my little horn-hons! So Crotch, like a lot of his hetero
counterparts in this Biz, is all wrapped up in fantasy. Whereas Toothy likes
it dangerous and out in the openHollywood parking lots,
anybody?Crotch prefers his assignations played out as if they were
the plots of one of his artier flicks (he's had plenty). This is how the
boy likes it: He chooses a stud, latest one being a straightwink, wink,
righttrainer whos busy trying to get a
modeling/acting/smoldering-look career going and asks him to come over to
the Hollywood pad. Mr. U.-L. has an East Coast home, too, but the pool in
his Hollywood hang is so much fun for game playing. The man-meat Crotch has
selected is told, beforehand, to await his limo ride to the Hell-Ay house
and, once he arrives, to head straight to the pool area, adorned with chaise
lounges. On these tastefully tufted settees, like little lost Saks Fifth
Avenue summer catalog lovelies, lay various box-cut (never Speedo, how Matthew
McConaughey!) swim trunks. Silently, oh so discreetly, the stud-for-hire
is then told to take off all his clothes and put on any of the suits he likes,
at which point Crotch struts out and the inevitable seduction, complete with
end-of-the-show water works, begin. And Crotch can only get the ol
equipment up and hosing, Im told, if said scenario is pursued. How
damn exhausting. Whatever happened to a little sweat, not too much intrigue
and even fewer props? Is that so old-fashioned? For Crotch, the answer would
be yes. AND IT AINT: Tobey Maguire; Topher Grace; Matthew McConaughey
James Franco
69.
PANACHE
REPORT 08/01
"GHETTO FABULOUS": This black female celebrity is experiencing a lot of
unfulfilled nights. Rumor has it, she's even signed up with an online dating
service that caters to celebrities discreetly. She is desperate for a man,
so much so, at a recent party she hosted, she got a little too close and
personal with the former lead singer of a boy band. She is also the "Alpha
Dog," of her notorious loud and ghetto girl crew. Club owners hate to see
them coming. They are loud, unladylike and they dance too provocative with
strangers. It's even rumored that a crew member was seen getting busy on
her knees in a club parking lot with a guy she had just met on the dance
floor. Sadly, our female celebrity's star has faded and she has become more
insecure. She is at a boiling point and recently told a friend, she doesn't
know if she can take anymore rejection in her personal life or her career.
She is close to a meltdown. Who is she? Gabrielle Union
70.
TED
CASABLANCA 08/01
Theres a very high-profile dame in town who might want to start getting
better friends. Her serpent-tongued amigas are selling out their
girlfriendwhos divorcing from her creepazoid, very rich
hubbyright and left, talking crap about her everywhere. Hosts are
complaining about having to "choose" which half of the splitting couple
theyll invite to parties. What a dilemma! Seating plans trump mental
anguish any day in H'wood, right? No one cares about said potential
divorcée, in the least, only about her soon-to-be-ex-schmucks
money. Women, per usual, are expendable in this town. Never the green.
71.
HOLY
MOLY 08/01
Which bejeweled crooner has for years been hiding a rent-boy addiction from
the world? Despite being married (and then divorced) and being photographed
with a bevy of beauties, a mole tells us that at the height of his fame
(1971-1973) he had many affairs with rent boys during a UK tour.
Neil Diamond
72.
POPBITCH
08/01
This fashion-forward actress has a love-it-or-hate-it look. But how does
she achieve it? A strict diet, regular exercise and vomiting "whenever she
felt a bit full".
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/01
This week four kindness items, and next week four big jackass items. The
first of these is pretty obvious and I made it so because one of them could
use some hugs right about now.
#1 - This sister singing duo from a foreign country were performing a show in Los Angeles one time and as usual it was completely sold out. Not a huge place, and as a result there were lots of people who were sent away without getting in. Well, there was a group of about ten girls who were not going to go anywhere and they decided they would at least sit outside the place in the hopes they could hear a few notes at least. Well somehow that news made it to the two wingers and they decided to take the entire group of girls and brought them backstage and let them watch the entire show from the the side of the stage. After the show they posed for photos, signed autographs and gave away practically anything that was giveable. The Veronicas
#2 - This former A list television actor on a very huge super sized hit network comedy and now someone who is trying to find some other identity other than that character either in television or film makes sure that he gives blood every two months like clockwork. He has been doing this now for almost ten years all with no fanfare or attention. Matt LeBlanc
#3 - Wow this actress is the epitome of a B/C lister. Everyone knows her because she has had some great roles on some great television shows and some films. Everytime she gets her own series, it doesn't do so well, but she is incredibly well liked. Right now she is filming a remake/sequel to one of my favorite films of all time from the 70's. I'm cheesy that way. Anyway, when she is in LA, she volunteers at an after school program which helps kids with their homework and to give them adult guidance they may not get at home. When she is filming in a different city, she calls around and tries to do the same thing at other schools on a temporary basis. Carla Gugino (Race to Witch Mountain)
#4 - Is this actor A list? Interesting question. He was an A list action film star and then kept giving it all away. Now he is probably still considered A list by definition, but probably more a B. Well in the past several years, this actor has without any publicity given away about $250,000 to various SPCA charities and other pet organizations. Turns out the guy everyone always thinks is a jerk is actually a pretty nice guy. Vin Diesel
74.
FASHIONISTA
08/01
WHICH prime-time beauty is not just a total diva these days, but a bit
of a brat, too? For a recent shoot, in addition to requesting her own chartered
plane, she insisted that her own team of hair and makeup people be flown
out from LA, with their own car services once on the ground. Then, upon arriving
at the shoot, she declared that she wouldn't wear any of the "cheap clothes"
the stylists had pulled, sending everyone on set into a frenzy of pulls and
returns. Katherine Heigl; Hayden Panattierre
75.
PANACHE
REPORT 08/04
When this black female celebrity first arrived on the scene, she was down
to earth and approachable. I once saw her in a theater watching herself on
film, when the movie ended, the lights came up and fans recognized her, she
stood patiently and signed every autograph for every fan. Now, we're hearing
that she's getting more and more temperamental and demanding on each new
project and she now shuns her fans. We can safely say that she's caught up
in the Hollywood lifestyle and the attitude that comes along with it. To
make matters worse, she's distanced herself from friends who were there before
she made it and she makes herself purposely unavailable to those who were
helpful to her career in the beginning. Hint: She may be successful in more
than one field. Jennifer Hudson; Beyonce; Raven Simone
76.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/04
#1 - Well this former B list television actor and now hanging by a thread
anyway he can C lister must have given up on ever getting his girlfriend
back. Either that or she appreciates when her boyfriend hits on women by
saying, "you look just like my ex."
Jesse
Metcalfe
2 - This B- film lister is a serial cheater. However, his girlfriend knows this and so goes to great lengths to not let him out of her sight. Well yesterday at the Teen Choice Awards he told her she wasn't allowed to go backstage and so she dutifully sat in the audience while he hit on women left and right and filled up his phone with "business contacts." Channing Tatum (He has moved up the list in the past few years hasn't he? That is the only thing that has changed though)
77.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/05
I've heard of the casting couch, but this puts an entirely new twist on it.
So you have a director who is an A list director all the way. Award winning?
Sure. The thing about this guy though is that his wife is notorious for coming
on a set and finding a woman to play with during the shoot. Invariably an
extra, or a woman with a small role, she can often find her role expanded
to a bigger role if she is especially good to the director's wife over the
course of the shoot. The director himself is never involved in any of the
hanky panky, but does acquiesce to his wife's demands for her play thing's
role. Woody Allen/Soon Yi; Baz Luhrmann/Catherine Martin
78.
BUZZFOTO
08/05
Buzzfoto has decided to do Blind Items a little differently. Well post
three pictures of celebs and you have to guess which one were talking
about. Do your research because well never tell! This A-list starlet
with highlighted hair and even more highlighted relationships went on a recent
shopping trip the other day. She racked up a high bill with expensive items.
She even had the stores staff running around like crazy getting special
items for her. Problem is, this starlet likes to spend a little too much.
When she got up to the counter to check-out, her card was denied. In fact,
every card she tried was denied. Too embarrassed to ask the paps for money,
she put the stuff on hold and left the store! PHOTOS: Jessica Simpson; Lindsay
Lohan; Reese Witherspoon. Lindsay Lohan
79.
PANACHE
REPORT 08/06
This black male celebrity has such a clean cut image but away from the limelight,
he's an uncontrollable sex addict who has to have sex at least three times
a day. He's been spotted in the seedy part of Los Angeles incognito going
into adult bookstores, sex shops and swinger clubs. He's also been spotted
in the red light district in New York. This is the real reason his last few
relationships broke up, he literally wore the women out because his sexual
demands were non-stop. He's not alone, him and a gospel star belong to an
underground "unofficial" sex club where men congregate to discuss their sexual
conquests and adventures. They also hook each other up with the url's to
"one night stand" dating sites and websites that feature the hottest escorts.
Our gospel star is on the make 24/7 and when he's not having sex, he's thinking
about sex and he's well known on the escort circuit.
black mail celebrity: Dennis Haysbert; Wayne Brady
gospel star: Kirk Franklin
80.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/06
Which former A list television actress and now B list film queen has moved
from the pot world to the smack world? What started off as a sometime thing
smoking it has turned into a two or three time a day injection habit.
Jennifer Aniston; Sarah Michelle Gellar
81.
PEREZ
HILTON 08/07
What slutty tween star has been wearing a prosthetic on her teeth during
recent photo shoots, like those child beauty queens in pageants? It's like
a temporary veneers, we're told. Hey, whatever works. Anything is better
than those chipmunk teeth! Miley Cyrus
82.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/07
I think that in the blind items there have been stabbings, beatings, overdoses,
and even a poison, but I think this is the first time anyone has actually
been shot. I know there have been guns being shot, but no one actually hit.
The thing about this one which is scary is that even though it was probably
an accident, knowing the history of this family, you can never know for sure.
Film star, although back in the day he did some television. In fact even
though no one really likes him now, they probably did then. Aging, but not
old. B list although he was A list and he could still open a film, although
you probably wouldn't want him to. Not a franchise guy. Oh, not Ben Affleck,
so lets get that out of the way. Anyway, our actor was at what he likes to
call his estancia but is really just a ranch and was shooting off guns with
his son. Apparently at some point he started drinking and got angry at something
his son had done and just fired down at the sand in front of his son. Missed
the sand, but got the son right in the shin bone. Private security guards,
a doctor and all just a whisper. The only reason it got out at all is one
of the teachers who home schools the child(ren) let it slip to someone who
passed it on to me. Michael Douglas
83.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/07
When is this Pop Singer going to start dressing her age? Shes almost
40, and she continues to wear teenage outfits. At a recent TV show, she was
lip singing, and the kids in the audience were laughing at her. They kept
pointing at her, screaming at her to sit down. The Pop Singer even married
a younger man, but it is not helping her with younger fans. Mariah
Carey
84.
PANACHE
REPORT 08/08
She comes from the streets and she loves the streets. She used to hang with
a crew, they were boosters, sexed men, a few members had trick babies and
they ran the "murphy" on older men-where they lured them to isolated or vacant
homes with the promise of sex. As soon as the man came through a door, a
guy would rob him at gunpoint. One of the girls worked as a stripper and
would talk men into taking her home, she would case the place, go to the
bathroom, call her boys on her cell, and he would be robbed of everything,
later that evening, at gunpoint. The crew was scandalous and they loved getting
into fights with other women. They loved administering the beat-down, talking
smack and being strapped. And, they hijacked bling from stores and robbed
people at gunpoint. They loved keeping it "gutter." The leader of the pack,
aka alpha dog, decided to give it a try in Hollywood since she was the best
looking one out of the crew. She brought a few of her girls out with her.
In no time at all, they were working their way through the NFL, MLB and NBA.
They tried to milk dry every sports star they encountered. One of the girls
went out of her way to make a discreet sex tape with a married athlete. She
blackmailed him and got a nice pay off and returned home. Meanwhile, our
alpha dog was making a name for herself on the C-list circuit in Hollywood.
Her career has stalled and she's older. She can't snag the ballers like she
used to because they are into younger girls. She depressed, she's drinking
out of a flask and doing cocaine and these days, she seems to be enjoying
the company of women over men. She's on the verge of a major meltdown and
her money is dwindling. Who Is She? Hint: Very well known in the black
community. LisaRaye
85.
HOLY
MOLY 08/08
(a British blog)
1. Goodness gracious me - what on EARTH was this married singer doing snogging
that twig thin super actress backstage at the LA Forum? Isn't one actress
enough, you coward?!
married singer: Chris Martin
thin super actress: Kate Bosworth
2. Which mum of the year actually dyed her baby's hair blonde as she didn't want a ginger kid? Jordan (Katie Price)
86.
TED
CASABLANCA 08/08
This is just great. Not only is Crotch Uh-Lastic, whom you all met last
week-and whom I could have sworn it would be at least a few weeks before
we all said hullo to againreally does have his brains stuffed deep
inside his paramours overly tight swimsuits. See, the big-screen idol,
whose pics make all kinds of bucks because their themes are all so brilliantly
multiplatform, is doing things just like Toothy Tile. Now that words
just beginning to get out that Crotch loves to lure "straight" men back to
his Hollywood pad and have them don all sorts of skimpy swimwear (just so
CUL can slowly take it right off), Crotchy-poos pullin an emergency
Toothy! AND IT AINT: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson; Matthew Broderick;
Sean "Diddy" Combs. James Franco
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/08
#1 - This female reality star from a cable program and sexy as hell, at least
according to her did a Starbucks dance. No, not like Eva, but more of a hissy
fit. See, when most people get the wrong drink order, or if it is not hot,
or whatever they ask nicely to have it replaced. Well our reality vixen decided
that what she would do is just take her ice coffee and dump it on the counter
and say, "here's your tip," and then walk out.
Tila
Tequila
#2 - Hotel in Las Vegas. Our B list actress from a hit network comedy who is usually friendly must have been extremely upset to pull this kind of diva behavior. Checks in to the hotel with her baby, a nanny and about 10 items of luggage. The hotel is packed, but she wants service right then. Gets up to her room. Says it faces the wrong direction, wants a new suite. Finds out there is nothing available for an hour or so. "Well you better find someone who can clean faster because if I don't have a room in the next five minutes, I am going to tell everyone I know, your hotel sucks. I don't care how many Mexicans you have to call, I want a new room. Now." HINT: Her show isn't on the air any longer. The next one either. I feel like she has gone through a ton of boyfriends/husbands since this was written and a million bottles of booze. Connected to David Spade. Jaime Pressley (both in "Joe Dirt") Jaime Pressley
#3 - Car rental return. Minneapolis of all places. Our B-/C+ list film actor with a more famous brother returns his car. Dents all over the hood. Everywhere. Dirty. Tells the rental person someone did it in his hotel parking garage. Looks like someone was jumping up and down on the hood. Turns out though our actor forgot to change his dirty shoes which seemed to match exactly the foot size and treads on the hood. Idiot. And drunk still. Luke Wilson
#4 - Virgin record store on Hollywood Blvd. Former teen A lister and now basically a has been bum, although still fairly young. Walks through the entire store just randomly throwing CD's and DVD's into a basket. Must be 100 of them. Not looking at any, just grabbing them by the handful and throwing them into this basket. Goes to checkout and wants them all for free. The cashier says they don't really do that. Our has been wants a manager. One comes over and our has been says they are for a kids organization he is working with. The manager looks at the pile and knows the has been is lying. Says he just can't help him. Our has been does the don't you know who I am routine, and the manager says he knows exactly who the has been is, but can't do anything about it. The back and forth continues, and then the has been gives up. Before he leaves though he asks the manager for $20. Corey Haim
88.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 08/10
Which TV leading lady has become quite the demanding diva? Following her
recent movie successes, she's trying to get more than triple her current
salary. Katherine Heigl
89.
PANACHE
REPORT 08/11
Part 1: This black male celebrity is spending a fortune on "call girl beards,"
six figures for this year alone thus far. He goes to great lengths to hide
his sexuality, although it's very obvious he's gay away from the cameras.
He loves to leer at attractive men and has a thing for anonymous sex with
strangers in parks and in the stairwells of multi-level airport parking
structures. Whenever he needs a "beard" for a date, he demands that the women
be bi-racial or highly mixed because he is color struck. When he accompanies
his boys in the industry to strip clubs, he's has a look of boredom on his
face as he scans the crowd for attractive men and fantasizes about call boys
and male go-go dancers. Rumor has it that he can't even get aroused with
a woman and stiffens up when celebrity women embrace him at industry
events. John Legend; Jamie Foxx; Ne-Yo
Part 2: This black politician was well respected throughout the 80's and 90's. We have been informed, despite being married, he felt pressured to have a mistress, despite being secretly bi-sexual-allegedly. An aide negotiated with the selected mistress for a "no sex involved" arrangement. She was expected to accompany him away from his wife, when he went on political trips with his male political friends and their mistresses. What makes this story disturbing, this man would later be rumored to be part of a child pedophile ring which included underage boys for sex. These rumors have proven to be unfounded but reliable sources say it was a big cover-up and swept under the rug and gay rumors surrounded this man for a very long time despite his marriage and call girl beard. Maynard Jackson 3 term mayor of Atlanta
90.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/11
This hit sequel almost didn't come to fruition. The reason? How about an
A list film actor who was also an A list television actor who couldn't keep
his libido under control. Seems as if this A lister took a bet from another
A list film actor that a certain wife, of yet a third A list film actor was
open to his charms. Well it turns out that he was right. The wife of the
third A list actor did have a relationship with our first A list actor. I
guess maybe relationship is the wrong word. It was either once or twice,
depending on which story you believe. What is known though is that the wife
confessed all to the third A list actor who then decided he couldn't work
with A list actor number one anymore. He finally gave in to the pressure
from the studio, but has not said one word to A list actor #1 outside of
hello or goodbye since that date. As for the bet? A list actor #1 offered
up his girlfriend for the night. A list actor #2 offered up his girlfriend
for the night. Unfortunately no one bothered to check if this was ok with
the girlfriend of A list actor #2. She declined, although not for being bartered
in a bet, or possibly destroying a marriage. She just didn't find A list
actor #1 appealing.
A list actor #1:
A list actor #2:
A list actor #3:
91. BILLY
MASTERS 08/11
Could it be that a certain closet-hopping gal has landed yet another gay
dude? She's certinly got a thing for hot men of dubious sexuality - high
IQ not required. And now she's with that "confirmed bachelor," a term which
used to be code for "gay" way back when. No one's saying anything publicly,
but she's dancing as fast as she can, which is fine. She's taken the lead,
which is good since he's more of a follower, anyway.
Andy
Baldwin & Karina Smirnoff
92.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/12
I don't know what this says about her reputation, but apparently can't be
great. This A list television/ B list film actress is on a hit network drama,
in a 2007 hit film, and is fairly newly married. In her pre-nup it stipulates
that she is to never be alone with another male in her trailer or dressing
room. Now, I don't know how her husband is ever going to be able to enforce
that without a camera on her 24/7, but apparently she must get into all sorts
of trouble when left alone. Katherine Heigl
93.
PANACHE
REPORT 08/13
This black actor has his share of female admirers. He's masculine and considered
tall, and handsome. His career seems to be taking off and many consider him
a sex symbol. He co-starred on a popular show and he's appeared in several
movies. Although he's not a household name, he's recognizable. Despite this,
women are whispering and gossiping and his nickname has become "fake sex
symbol." Despite that nice physique, sexiness and masculinity, our actor
is an absolute failure in bed. Women are complaining coast to coast about
him being very under-developed and being completely oblivious to the art
of good lovemaking. One woman said, "you practically have to guide him, it's
obvious he doesn't know what he's doing, like a virgin." "And, let's not
talk about his lack of manhood." His publicist tried to set him up with a
female star to increase publicity/visibility for her client but the female
star declined (even though she could have used the publicity) but she had
heard about his reputation and passed. He may be enjoying success on the
screen but he is a complete failure in the bedrooms of celebrity and
non-celebrity women. Idris Elba
94.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/13
#1 - How do you try and revive a career that only you want revived? Well,
in Hollywood this year you can either get pregnant, or do what this C list
film/B list television actress that I love to hate is going to do. Become
a lesbian. Yes, you heard it here first. This actress is going to loudly
dump her boyfriend and start dating a woman simply for the publicity. Forget
about the days of hiding the fact you are gay, this actress has it all lined
up. Instead of paying someone to be a beard for you, this actress is going
to take some of her fast dwindling cash and pay someone to be her lesbian
lover. Misha Barton
#2 - I honestly didn't believe it the first time I heard this about a month ago, but when I heard it again yesterday, I started to believe. This actress is C list. Used to be on a hit network television show. Now she does films. Definite B list name recognition. Long term boyfriend who everyone assumed she was bearding for. True? Who the hell knows. But, this is where it gets even more interesting. Despite the fact that she is one of the most desired women in Hollywood and radiates sex, it turns out that our actress is actually a virgin. Going to remain one until she is married which is why she actually enjoyed bearding. Guess her relationship prior to that was all about fighting the guy off. Rachel Bilson
95.
PEREZ
HILTON 08/13
What D list celebrity, who just got married a couple of months ago, is already
on the outs with his wife??? Yes, there's another woman involved. But we
always thought he was gay!
Chris
Kattan
96.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/14
#1 - I like snarky blind items and funny ones, but not the biggest fan of
sad ones. But, it is what it is and this B- list mostly television actress
with A- list name recognition had a miscarriage. No drugs or anything. No
shocking reason why. It is just what it is. Eva Longoria
#2 - How shocked will the world be when they find out about this conservative, national talk radio host and his 18 year old sometime girlfriend? Not as shocked as they will be when they find out she was only 17 when they started doing the dirty.
97.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/14/
1. This major magazine is finding out the hard way just because you shell
out millions of dollars for exclusive pictures, doesnt mean you will
have a million-seller issue on your hands. Plus, everyone is starting to
pick up on the fact that this magazine regularly ignores minority babies.
People Magazine
2. You cant fake a friendship a very popular entertainer is finding out the hard way you dont destroy a friendship over petty jealousy. Now, its too late for him to apologize. Steve Harvey or D.L. Hughley and Bernie Mac
98.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/15
So how about some original 90210 blinds. They all involve people who were
on the show. And no, not just people who were on for an episode or two.
#1 - This actress recently reunited with her former flame for about a week of loving when each of their current relationships turned sour at about the same time. After a week they realized why the hell they had broken up in the first place. Vanessa Marcil and Brian Austin Green
#2 and #3 - Despite the age difference, this younger actress on the show came out to this older actress on the show and they had a love affair for about a year. The older actress had been married, but was not at the time of the romance. The younger actress has never been married.
#4 - Although she was portrayed as innocent on the show, in real life, this actress was not so innocent. During the course of each season she would generally get with 4-5 different members of the cast and crew. If you do the math, it is quite the number. Tori Spelling
99.
TED
CASABLANCA 08/15
Hold on to your hetero panties, ladies, because quite unlike Crotch Uh-Lastic,
we've got a far straighter (for real) predator in town. Humpy, quasi-gorgeous
reality-star Dexter Lecter likes to lurk around the Hell-Ay club scene looking
for his fix or fixes, we should sayfor purposes of full-disclosure
journalism, as we know that's real important to all you horny hon-pies!for
the night. And let me tell ya, this addict never runs out of willing victims.
See, D.L.'s minifame is rather new, but it's building faster than his body
parts, as D.L.'s dating (ha!, doing is more like it) a rather standout character
on one of those catty faux reality shows we all can't get enough of. Admit
it. Right now. Of course, you live for watching this crap as much as we do.
Despite Dexty's shy game onscreen, he gets quite lucky, big-time when the
cameras aren't rolling. His attractiveness is def a help in the female-fishing
department, but lookand this is what we've really gotta dish
'bouthis not-so-coy pickup lines scream: SoCal slut of all time. Yum,
yum, right? Uh, not really. Think of it as desultory mix between Porta-Potbelly
and Gerard Butler, take a peek: "I can only f--k you in a couple positions,
but don't worry, it will be great," he whispered in the ear of one too-too
gorgeous T-town hottie who was kind enough to run and tattle right to A.T.!
And how lame can you getonly two friggin positions? So gay. What
sort of player can get away with such a crass statement? Better yet, what
sort of gal goes along with this? Too many, 'cause neighbors see gals galore
going in and out of Lecter's hills home 'round the clock. If only D.L.'s
reality GF knew. Trust, she doesn't now, but will soon. AND IT AINT:
Jason Wahler; Brody Jernner; Michael Lohan
Doug
Reinhardt
100.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 08/17
Which very married '90s rocker who has been touring this summer has a penchant
for the college-age girls who are still lighting incense and listening to
his albums? According to our tour bus spy, he brings a different co-ed home
just about every night he's on the road. Dave Matthews
101.
JANET
CHARLTON 08/18
This rich and famous Las Vegas entertainer is adored by millions of women
but he only has eyes for men - particularly men with big, beautiful feet!
He is obsessed with male feet! Our guy often hires the services of rentboys,
and not only does he require a handsome face and physique, but perfect feet
also. He likes to kiss and cuddle young men's feet, and he coos and treats
them like little babies! Barry Manilow
102.
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SIX 08/18
1. WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob
snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently,
the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep
his mouth shut. James Franco;
Will
Smith
2. WHICH oft-photographed socialite is being forced to get a job by her parents? She looks rich but is really broke, and is now looking for modeling gigs. Rumer Willis; Lydia Hearst
3. WHICH Mideast prince with a large posse is a bad tipper? The oil-soaked royal is leaving gratuities of just 10 percent in hot spots in St. Tropez.
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/18
Apparently he just couldn't take it anymore. With the exception of the actress
who took a knife to her husband, you really don't see much abuse from women
in the blind items. It seems though as if this B list celebrity couple is
done. He of the C- list films and she of the A list television and B list
films. Turns out he finally got sick and tired of the verbal abuse he took
from the wife everyday. Not talking about three or four days a week, talking
about every day. Did she hit him? Absolutely. Although, her favorite thing
to do was to try and scratch him with the engagement and wedding ring he
bought her. He has had some lovely cuts as a result of this, including stitches
more than once. He has walked out before, but she has always talked him into
coming back. This time though he has been gone for ten days, and isn't returning
any calls. Sarah Michelle Gellar/Freddie Prinze Jr.
103.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/19
#1 - This C/B list television actress on a very hit CBS show is tired of
no one paying attention to her. So, she did what any self respecting person
would do in her situation. She hired a photographer who now follows her all
day in his car and takes shots of her when she gets out, when she shops,
shouting her name, drawing attention, whatever he can. He then tries to interest
the magazines in buying them. Hasn't really worked well so far as no one
ever posts any photos of her or talks about her.
#2 - This American Idol top 5 alum is thisclose to posing for a Playboy shoot in order to get her career back in gear again. Waiting in the wings? An alum from the same year who will only get the green light if the other alum passes on the deal. Katherine McPhee/Kellie Pickler or Kellie Pickler/Katherine McPhee
#3 - Do you think the fact that this funnyman has an assistant who is a coke fiend and will sleep with anyone had an effect on the breakup of his marriage? Bill Murray; Robin Williams; Chris Kattan
104.
MICHAEL
MUSTO 08/19
1. Which Olympics star is rumoredand only by complete crazies, mind
youto have cut off his wee-wee so he can swim faster? Wouldn't it have
been a lovely oar?
2. Which candidate's wife, when greeted at an invitational dinner by a designer from her hometown, looked completely stonefaced and couldn't even muster the slightest bit of charm or human connection? Did she forget she regularly shops at the store that designer is featured at?
3. Which late modeling titan once said of a future superstar, "I don't sign midgets," and of another closeted one, "He's too ethnic"?
4. Which faded action hero once crapped in the shower of a Vegas casino just because he could? (No shit!) Sylvester Stallone
5. Which exchild star was begged by that woozy actress to take the three-way out of her book, but got to keep it in after she threatened to put in far more damaging things? Tatum O'Neal and Melanie Griffith
6. Which young TV actress turned chick-bonding-type-movie ensemble player is supposedly so dumb she couldn't find her name on her own birth certificate if she had to? Alexis Bledel
7. Which toupée-wearing comic has been known to murmur, "Horny, horny, horny" in clubs while pointing at cute boys for his handlers to bring over for seduction? Rip Taylor
8. Which designer is so cheap that once, instead of hiring a fitting model, she used an intern with scoliosis? Does she wonder why that line looked a little off? Donna Karan
9. What teen who was on a soap opera vividly remembers the married male 'throb of the show ringing her for attempted booty calls?
10. Which TV weatherman (no, not that one) broke up with an emotionally abusive boyfriend who used to berate him for being too femmy? Sam Champion
11. Which famous blogger was pitched an item by a New York daily paper's writer and responded: "How about if the [New York daily paper] does a feature on me?"?
12. What heavy-metal rocker stayed true to his taste by lodging at a glamorous Holiday Inn in Jersey when he had business to do in New York? Kid Rock
13. Which abrasive royalty type from a reality show was unshockingly seen doing copious amounts of blow in a tacky nightclub? Might that explain her annoying energy level?
14. Which ex-discovery of that 50-year-old pop star responded to new photos of another of her ex-discoveries by saying: "He looks beat up"? Which same guy admits to people in clubs, "I could suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick" in between choruses of "I'm high, high, high"? (And probably horny, horny, horny.)
15. Which '80s sitcom diva once called the show's head writer to say of her most problematic co-star: "We have to stop calling her a cunt. She is now officially megacunt!"? Betty White/Bea Arthur "Golden Girls"; Joan Collins/Linda Evans "Dynasty"
16. Which manic screen comic regularly has cast members gather 'round to watch his rushes and likes them to scream with laughter over how utterly brilliant he is? Jim Carrey
17. Which downtown dealer/personality no longer counts Heath Ledger as one of her clients? Is that why she seems to be in hiding? Rachel Zoe
18. Which famous twin not only looks homeless, she has a distinct body odor about her too, a scent some feel is based on sheer arrogance? Mary Kate Olsen
19. Which smash comedy writer-director has a long history of "borrowing" jokes from anyone else who's gotten a laugh with them?
20. Which image guru changed his own look by losing weight and shaving off his hair, then was horrified to find people were gossiping about whether he had cancer? Marc Jacobs
21. Which pop tart's dad has had more legal woes than the public knows about, dating back to various forms of fraud and other icky business? Michael Lohan; Hilary Duff
22. Which rock star's wife recently went into a department store and started her purchasing experience by saying to the personal shopper: "Do you know who I am?" (That's obnoxious, but probably not as bad as the more familiar "Don't you know who I am?")
23.Which late tycoon would, with typical suaveness, tell people about his legendary wife: "No one sucks dick like she does!"? Did his penis shoot oil? J. Howard Marshall/Anna Nicole Smith; Ari Onasis/Jackie Kennedy
24. What romantic lead of a Lindsay Lohan film has such little improvisational skill that in the middle of sex with a guy, he once blurted: "Fuck me, you big, uh, nelly queen!"?
25. Which late comedy legend slipped out an anti-gay joke on the air,
but two of his childrena daughter and a sonhappen to be totally
that way? Milton Berle
and
26. Which old-time actress (who starred in a Twilight Zone) has gleefully
carpet-munched with the daughter?
27. Which singer has been gaining weight thanks to the cocaine regularly blown up her rearthe only functioning membrane left in her bodyby a staff member? Yes, I know that one is 15 years old, but I wanted to end with a classic. I can get away with it, honey. Don't you know who I am? Stevie Nicks
105.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/20/08
I always thought that one day these two female B list actresses (#1-tv and
film equally; #2 primarily tv) with almost identical careers who are best
friends would get married. Well, they still might actually, but for now they
are on the outs. If I could cackle right now, I would. The two have been
known to vacation with each other. However, when it came time to go this
year, #1 thought she was going to have other plans, so #2 made plans with
some other celebrities, because that's what celebrities do. They vacation
together. Well, when #1's plans fell through she naturally thought she could
tag along. Not so fast. Turns out #2, et al didn't want #1 around and #2
didn't hold back in telling her why. As in 30 minutes of telling off. Should
have done that a really long time ago.
Jennifer
Aniston and Courtney Cox
106.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/21
1. This R&B Singer hasnt had a hit in almost ten years. Hes
due to make a comeback, but hes afraid his fans will reject him because
he looks different. This former sex symbol has gained a lot of weight.
D' Angelo; Al B. Sure
2. Watch out for the big girls! This Famous Big Girl is tired of being a big girl. She had stomach surgery, and is denying her recent weight loss. But she has a big head and she is starting to look like a bobble head. Mo'Nique; Jennifer Hudson
107.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/21
#1 - This C+/B- list film actress with B+ name recognition is knocked up.
Apparently the person who knocked her up is none other than a married director.
That should all turn out well for everyone.
actress:
director: Judd Apatow
#2 - Speaking of pregnant. You know the American Idol participant who was weighing the Playboy offer? Well it turns out she needs to hurry because rumor has it that she is also in the family way. Katherine McPhee
108.
PEREZ
HILTON 08/21
Which one of Hef's main girls has been getting very close to magician Criss
Angel recently????
Holly
Madison
109.
BUZZ
FOTO 08/22
Purity Ring? More like PR ring. One of these self-proclaimed virgins is anything
but. On a recent tour, this performer was so wasted during the meet and greet
that they didnt notice that a groupie had a cell phone filming parts
of the sheninagans. The video footage wasnt too salacious, but against
image. Where were the handlers on this one? They are usually on top of this
sort of thing, but the only thing on top was our performer, and what a
performance! Time will tell if this video makes it into mainstream media.
If so, look for a quick denial and some charity work. That kind of cover-up
worked well for them last time. Some Choices: Taylor Swift, one of The Jonas
Brothers, or Ms. Miley Cyrus.
110.
HOLY
MOLY 08/22
(British Blog)
1. Which parents describe their son's quinquagenarian wife (that's someone
in their 50s, word fans) as nothing more than 'The Mother'? Ivana
Trump & Rossano Rubicondi
2. Which popular operatic diva refuses to be in the recording studio at the same time as any backing vocalists in case they sound better than her? It all has to be mixed together afterwards.
3. Which 'Hollyoaks' actor has a massive addiction to shagging lapdancers?
111.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/22
#1 - One of the most frequent A listers to the blind items has a way to pick
up women which is a bit unusual. Yes, beside the fact he is married this
is unusual. What he loves doing is going to wash a load of clothes over on
the east side of LA and finding women to take to hotels after. Free or pay,
it really doesn't matter.
Ashton
Kutcher
#2 - A lister? Yeah, he really is. I mean he is a franchise and an action star. Action star A listers are kind of like women who do horror film A listers. They meet the technical definition, but it can be a stretch. Anyway, everyone knows this guy and loves him. What they probably don't know is that on his most recent press trip, he spent more time hitting on guys than doing press.
#3 & #4 - Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her. Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner
112.
TED
CASABLANCA 08/22
ONE SPOILED-BRAT BLIND ITEM: Quite surprisingly, life is unfortunately ugly
right now for Ooma Offspring, talent-less terror 'bout town. See, certain
Biz dealings can be a tough swallow for the mucho rich, wannabe actress,
not that you'd even know it. O2 is very much the black sheep of her quasi-famous
clan, as she's not exactly as gifted as the rest of her fam members, certainly
not as fetching. Celebrated life is cruel! And sometimes poor Double O has
to bullishly bear the brunt of nasty-ass jokes, but the latest one is happening
behind the scenes and behind 'Ma's back (until now of course). O.O. has been
gearing up to go on a publicity tour for her latest pro endeavor, which is
coming out soon, so like any "star" on a project, the corporation usually
fronts the green for its talent's hair and makeup. Natch, Ooma's peeps have
been insisting on the best of the best in necessary beautifying professionals,
and the suits are very reluctant to dish out the moola required. In their
opinion, Offspring's not worth the makeover dough because she's just too
unfortunate looking, and no Ken Paves is going to change that (highly biased,
admittedly) fact. So sad, 'cause members of O's equally famous extended fam
are all devastatingly gorge with solid acting careers to match. What's a
wannabe to do? (Pay for it yourself, sister, like, hello?) AND IT AINT:
Bindi Irwin;Loudes Leon;Ali Lohan. Rumer Willis
113.
NY
DAILY NEWS 08/25
Which newly single TV personality tried out his sonorous baritone on young
co-eds while vacationing in Mexico? "He was bouncing between college girls
like a pinball," says our spy. "His son was there, and it was embarrassing
to watch." Even worse, we hear there were no takers. Jimmy
Kimmel
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/25
This B list film and television actor from a famous family and an infamous
marriage really doesn't like to be bothered. How much so? Well in a hotel
he was staying at, he decided he wanted to work out in the hotel gym, but
only if no one was in the gym with him at the same time. See, he can't be
around everyday people. So, when he walked in to the gym to work out and
saw two teenage girls there, he freaked out. Instead of perhaps asking them
when they were going to be done, or if he could have the room to himself,
he instead, picked up the phone, called hotel security and had them removed
so he could be alone. Nice huh?
Alec
Baldwin
115.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/26
It's been awhile since I went juicy on all of you, so figure now is the time.
How juicy? Pretty damn juicy. How about in the past few days this B- list
television actor with the horrible reputation and famous name, spent three
hours at the apartment of an extra from his television show. How does anyone
know? Well she has two roommates who were home at the time that the moaning
and groaning was going on. Apparently the people in this town are even crazier
than I ever imagined.
116.
WINNERS
USE DRUGS 08/26
Since this is a nice one, and there's no real reason to keep it hidden, we'll
just play guessing game for one week, after which I will reveal! This young
woman's appearance on a hit TV show has overshadowed the fact that she's
actually a comedienne as well as an actress. Despite the fact that her comedic
career seems to be picking up speed, perhaps even taking off, at the recent
taping of a stand up special (for a network whose specials are often a HUGE
milestone in a comic's career), she was anything but a diva. While she's
had enough success to make any Dlister start demanding caviar and all white
dressing rooms, she didn't even seem to have a minder, or even a personal
assistant to order around. She was even delighted and genuinely surprised
by a production member's compliment on an obscure movie movie role, and handled
the entire evening with nothing but grace. Many lesser talented starlets
have demanded much more for their presence, despite a less than impressive
IMDB resume, but even at the taping of her premium cable special, she kept
it lowkey and real. Oh, and did I mention she's black? Not that it matters,
but it certainly narrows things down a bit. Aisha Tyler
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/27
This one was a shocker. This A list country singer who is really outspoken
and appears to be morally on the straight and narrow, has some business interests
he probably hopes his fans never hear about it. Turns out that he owns about
a 30% interest in a group of brothels in Amsterdam as well as in Bangkok.
According to person who told me about it, the singer sees nothing wrong with
it because they are legal in those countries and he says it is much better
than getting free drinks at some club you own. Nice. Toby
Keith
118.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/28
#1 - Like father, like daughter? Despite being a couple of years underage
for drinking, this B- list actress from a top rated network drama kept downing
shot after shot after shot after shot at a party this weekend.
Hayden
Pantierre
#2 - At the same party, these two related celebutantes shared a few joints with their bad girl hero. Of course the bad girl hero is now about 15 years removed from her height of fame, but hey, she has another chance again starting next week. I'm trying to think if the trio have slept with any of the same people. Paris & Nikki Hilton with Shannen Doherty
119.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 08/28
1. This Actress/Rapper is ready to be a mom. If and when she adopts, will
she reveal her true lifestyle? Queen Latifah
2. Jump offs beware!!! This sports wife is never leaving her husband. She doesnt care if he cheats as long as he stays with her and pays the bills. Nothing will make her lose her man! Vanessa Bryant; Shaunie O'Neal
120.
TED
CASABLANCA 08/29
Call it One Matronly Messing Around Blind Vice. Shirley Surly's a very famous
half to a highly visible couple these days. Both spouses are good looking.
Both married types act like they're friggin' single, and they've done this
for years. Not saying they've had orgies after the PTA meetings every other
Tuesday, just that these two ain't exactly a Tom-and-Rita-type duo, not at
all. And even though Shirley and her man are currently doing their damnedest
to patch things up, we're told it's just because they want to look more together
in their fancy neighborhood (what a friggin' lame reason, obviously this
latest effort at a unified domestic front is so not going to work). Shirley's
bitchy friendswho just adore the Awful Truth, thank get-even
heavensare most def not buying this nascent happy-couple act. And their
fave reason for citing why they insist S2's attempt is not going to last?
"Her affair with the surfing instructor," bellowed one of these big-haired
broads. "They're just never going to get past it, I don't think." Love! It's
all like some movie Aaron Spelling would have written before he croaked,
starring Donna Mills or Lori Loughlin, or somebody. Maybe he did? Anyway,
things don't look too sweet for sour Shirl's and her hubbya happy 'n'
squeaky ending does not appear forthcoming, promise. 'Cause the hunky dude
with the board ain't the only cat in this pussy's bag. And It Ain't: Kate
Capshaw, Annette Bening, Hillary Clinton
121.
PEREZ
HILTON 08/29
What newly thrust into the spotlight celebrity has a lot of enemies that
are blabbing about her???? This "celeb" has an awful problem for a woman
in her 30s - she sucks her thumb compulsively! Oh, yeah, and she's had
liposuction on her thighs - more than once. That we can understand!
122.
HOLY
MOLY 08/29
(British blog)
Which family hairdressing actor got chatting to a mole and his wife in a
bar and decided to continue boozing back at theirs? He went home with them
and asked if they fancied a threesome, which they turned down. He asked the
lady if she would show him her tits and again she said no. So he starts pleading
with her: "What about just the left one?" They booted him out on his arse.
123.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 08/29
#1 - So what do you do if you are a C list actor from film and television
with B+ name list recognition. You have been through several marriages, one
of them extremely high profile, and have suffered through battles with drugs
and alcohol and are apparently losing them again. Why, you go on sets and
badger co-stars, former co-stars and others to buy Amway or whatever the
hell they are calling themselves now. Our actor specializes in victimizing
people with bit parts who don't want to upset him and possibly get fired
so invariably buy things.
Tom
Arnold
#2 & 3 - Some new information about one of the bigger breakups of the year. It was an A list actor and a wannabe. Apparently the A list actor found out that the wannabe had stopped taking birth control. He found this out when she told him she might be pregnant. Apparently he felt that her purposefully not taking the pill in order to get pregnant violated a rule and showed her the curb. George Clooney/Sarah Larsen
#4 - This A list actor who had some serious health and emotional issues last year, but was allegedly on the straight and narrow either doesn't care or had a huge slip over the weekend. At the same party that brought us two blinds from yesterday, our actor managed to consume almost an entire bottle of vodka all by himself. Sweet and very quiet was how the spy described him. Owen Wilson
124.
PEREZ
HILTON 08/30
Which of Hugh Hefner's Girls Next Door was spotted all over Las Vegas on
Friday night getting even more friendly with Criss Angel???? That's gonna
be a main problem! Holly and Criss Angel
125.
FULL
DISCLOSURE 08/31
1. Which reality show castoff has been dating a journalist sent out to interview
him for a glossy? The pair met over the q-and-a and fell so hard they are
apparently moving in together.
2. Which gold-winning Olympian has been hooking up with all the male members of her team? They call it riding the train.
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