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1. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/01
Which younger wife of a billionaire mogul is herself having an affair with
a younger man? She's got the two kids, so what does she care, right?
Rupert Murdoch's wife Wendi Deng
2.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/01
So you ever had an ex that just kept coming back and coming back? This older,
not aging, but good looking B list actress on a hit network show (years wise
but maybe not popularity wise) has just that problem. Who knows why she was
with the guy (actor/jackass/whiner) in the first place, but it was a long
time ago. Over the years he has been back for money and favors. Money mostly.
She really did not start getting BIG money until a few years ago. When she
got her show, here came the ex. He always needed money for something. Always
had a new project in the works and would pay her back. They had no baby
connection or anything to keep them in touch but he did. Even when he was
in a relationship, he would always be there and always making promises. Well
recently, our actress ran into some money problems of our own and called
her ex. He had a new thing going now and this should be payback time. When
she called he told her to never call again and that he had nothing to say.
He said the money she gave him was a gift and if she thought it was a loan,
then she was even more stupid than he remembered. Now he was back on top
and was going to stay there while she would go right back to the bottom where
she belonged. Touching isn't it?
Vanessa
Marcil/Corey Feldman
3.
PEREZ
HILTON 05/01
--What recently rehabbed hard-pAArtying starlet bought over 10 pills of ecstasy
from a famous DJ at the Coachella Music Festival this past weekend for her
and her posse of paid friends to enjoy???? Lindsay Lohan
--What cosmetically enhanced younger sister got so wasted at the opening of her rocker boyfriend's new bar in NYC on Monday that she had to be escorted to the bathroom several times and at one point she stumbled into the kitchen area with a look on her face that she was going to vomit everywhere???? Ashlee Simpson
4. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/02
Which smoking-hot young TV actress started on her way in the industry by
bedding one of the least attractive "SNL" cast members while still in
college?
5.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/02
Although shes a talented singer, shes easily intimidated by the
looks of equally talented singers, like Beyonce and Alicia Keys. At
award shows and after parties, she gets noticeably quiet in the company of
beautiful artists. She also has an air of resentment around attractive women
and on occasion, she has been observed sulking in a corner, with a drink
in her hand, glaring at pretty women in a jealous manner. She is extremely
insecure about her appearance. After the success of her last album, she unwisely
went on a spending spree. She even hired someone to walk her dog and she
became known as someone who threw her "new found" money around foolishly.
Few people know, that her most recent album (unlike her last album) fared
so poorly that she was damn near in financial ruin until an opportunity rescued
her from debt. Fantasia
6.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/02
So this A list actor owns a plane. I actually didn't know it, so I guess
that means you can eliminate Tom Cruise and John Travolta from the guessing.
Seems our actor owns the plane for one reason only. It's the only time he
really believes he can get away with anything. No spies and only people he
trusts for crew. Turns out this public goody-goody actually enjoys doing
some coke from time to time and bringing in two or three "dancers" for
entertainment on his long flights. Favorite game is to have them snort lines
of coke off of him and he from them. Total debauchery from the time the plane
takes off until it lands again. On a positive note, our actor does practice
safe sex. Oh, I forgot to mention he's married, with child(ren).
7. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/03
Which designer, regularly thrown out of NYC clubs for his behavior, just
got bounced from a film set (where he'd dressed the 21-year-old star) for
being drunk during a shoot?
8.
PEREZ
HILTON 05/03
What recently rehabbed hard-pAArtying actress was fired from her latest movie,
though she claims she dropped out, because she refused to comply with the
producers' demand of mandatory drug testing????
Lindsay
Lohan "The Best Times of Our Lives"
9.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/03
Let's stick with the A-List. This married Academy Award winning actress recently
went into Bloomingdale's at The Beverly Center Mall. No big deal right? Well,
she went to the men's section. No big deal right? Well she grabbed a package
of tighty whities and a men's t-shirt, went into the changing room and came
out with the empty packages. She paid for her purchase with cash and walked
out.
Julia
Roberts
10.
AUSIELLO
REPORT 05/03
Actress Asks Boss "Escrow or No?": It's every TV star's nightmare scenario:
You land a hit show, splurge on your first home, and then get fired the day
after the closing. (Don't laugh it happens!) Well, the actress who
is the focus of this week's blind item wasn't about to let fate play that
cruel a trick on her especially with rumors swirling that her days
at a certain top-10 smash might be numbered and a plotline that seemed to
confirm the gossip. So before hitting those open houses, this up-and-comer
went to her producers and asked point blank whether she'd be sticking around
long enough for her to make a dent in a seven-figure mortgage. Her bosses'
response should put a twinkle or maybe dollar signs in the
eyes of real estate agents throughout L.A.: "Have you considered the Spelling
mansion?" So, guesses? Sara Ramirez "Grey's Anatomy"
11.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/04
1. So this celebutante made a Top 100 Sexy List. She was thrilled. She carried
around the list for everyone to see. She told her agent that she wants more
money for appearance fees now AND that she is entitled to more money than
anyone on the list beneath her. When her agent said that was not going to
happen, she screamed into her cell phone, "BUT I'M SEXIER THAN THEM." So
you say, and now everyone at that Starbucks knows you think so also.
Kristin
Cavallari
2. This aging former A list actor got his license suspended quite awhile ago and has about another year to go before he can drive legally again. He thinks he can beat the system and drive, but also knows he better not get caught. To try and appear less noticeable, our actor has an old beat up Hyundai Accent he drives around town while wearing a hat and sunglasses. **I don't think he's quite thought through the whole getting out of the car thing though.** Nick Nolte
3 & 4. OK, this one is a little complicated.
--B list television actress on network show is married to a regular guy.
-- B list television actor on hit network (not the same as our actress) show married to a producer/visionary.
Our actor and actress shoot on the same lot. They met, and started having an affair. They also started hanging out with their respective spouses together. The regular guy and producer/visionary hit it off and started having an affair. Eventually all found out about each other. Fearing no one would understand what the hell was going on, they decided to keep it secret and stay married to their respective spouses. What they did do however is switch where they slept. Producer/visionary moved in with regular guy and actress moved in with actor. Got it?
12.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/04
*The following was related to me by the woman identified as the actress in
this item. When he first arrived in Hollywood, he was innocent and a bit
naïve. Hes not what you would call a working actor
but he did appear on a series for a short time. After this gig ended, he
got caught up in the Hollywood lifestyle. Soon, one-on-one sexual trysts
were not enough. He soon graduated to group sex and then he started experimenting
with bi-sexuality and he became a semi-regular at the downlow parties given
in the Hollywood Hills. Oddly enough, his lovemaking skills became legendary
and he was in demand in the straight, and gay world.
Fast Forward: Last year, he met a pretty black actress at a Hollywood premiere,
the chemistry was instant but she had heard the rumors about his sex skills
and his bi-sexuality, she was torn but not stupid. After their second date,
she informed him, if you want to take this further, I suggest we both
take AIDS tests, depending on the results, we can go from there. He
reluctantly agreed to her suggestion. They agreed to meet at a clinic but
he stood her up. A red flag went off. When she tried to call him, she
couldnt get through and she a message, he never called her back and
they lost touch. She related this story to other blacks in the industry,
mainly her female friends. Word travels fast, women grew suspicious, soon,
it became harder and harder for the actor to get a date (with black women)
and it became much harder for him to get sex. Sexually, he became shut out
in Hollywood by black women. For a minute, he tried dating white girls but
many of them didnt find him attractive and his status was C
list at best. Although he was bi-sexual, he had never ventured into the TV/TS
scene, up until recently. Hes been spotted as a regular at
transvestite/transsexual strip clubs getting cozy and receiving lap dances
and he has become known as a tranny chasing trick. Hint: Hes
not a comedian, just an actor and he's not considered movie star handsome
by Hollywood or society standards.
13.
Popbitch
05/03
This celebrity clothes-horse, actress and magazine favourite has had so much
botox around her mouth that she has little holes above her lips from the
needles. She's been to Spain this year for secret work to repair them.
Liz Hurley
14. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/06
Which rocker was reduced to snorting cocaine off the back of his dog after
it jumped up on him, spilling a gram of the stuff over itself?
15.
Grazia
Issue 114 05/07
-Which in-the-news Brit actor has been taking America by storm but might
not be so enthusiastically received if authorities there find out just how
big his party-boy reputation was here? His cocaine dealer is said to have
turned white as a sheet when found his best customer heading abroad.
Damian Lewis
-Which recent visitor to rehab used to sell marijuana to friends, using the company name Little Buddha?
-This forumula one driver is trying to hide the disappointment of a slow start to the season. To cheer himself up, he's been asking a beautiful blonde pit girl to perform a sexual act that's usually best left to the bathroom. Jenson Button
-Her career never lived up to its potential, but this former star has found new ways of maximising her earnings. "Work" trips to Dubai have been the cover for paid-for visits to local royalty and businessmen. And she lets it be known that she doesn't spend the night unless she gets a very, very large chunk of money in return.
16.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/07
This older black actor is a homosexual. In Hollywood gay circles he is referred
to as a "faded queen." He once appeared on a show. One of his cast members
was a younger black actor, who at the time; had a playboy reputation. Suddenly,
the younger actor appeared on set, moody, irritable and withdrawn. Rumors
began to circulate that the older actor had turned him out. From that point
on, the younger actor became a full-fledged bi-sexual. He is still uncomfortable
regarding his sexuality and will deny it even if you spot him in a gay club.
Hint: After the TV stint, the older actor hasnt appeared in much.
"faded queen": Reginald VelJohnson (Family Matters); Joseph Marcell
(Geoffrey on "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air")
younger actor: Darius McCrary; Alfonso Ribeiro
17.
BILLY
MASTERS 05/07
Could it be that a certain high-profile couple is giving the paparazzi something
to talk about? My spies say that photos of the hunky hubby playing tonsil
hockey with a number of shirtless circuit-type boys have been floating around,
with no rag willing to pony up the big bucks to print 'em. Of course, since
Mister and Missus spend more time apart than together, tongues are already
wagging - especially with that big project launching. When wifey was approached
to squelch the incriminating pics, she laughed and said, "What he does on
his own time is his business." His amount of "own time" is increasing each
and every day. David and Victoria Beckham
18. NY
DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 05/07
Which married country singing star has his managers pick up hustlers from
the Nashville airport and drive them to a hotel room rendezvous? They're
back on a plane out two hours later.
Garth
Brooks
19. NY
DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 05/07
Which hard-partying starlet, we hear, will soon be seeking a new publicity
rep? The drug and alcohol gossip was one thing, but she hates those pesky
lesbian rumors that keep turning up in print. Lindsay Lohan
20.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/07
I just want you to go back and revisit some of the old blind items and I
think you might find something that pertains to something in one of the posts
today. Anyway, have you noticed that this former Academy Award winning
actress/supporting actress (not going to make it too easy) has never been
in anything quite to the level as her award winning role? For years she has
tried, but for years following the award she was such a pain to work with
professionally and personally that she burned lots and lots of bridges. Her
demands were divaish beyond belief and her drug use was so extensive that
she had to reconstruct her nose. For the last two years, she has tried to
rebuild those bridges and has sucked up to lots and lots of people. It's
starting to pay off. The fact that she had to spend a little time making
some producers and directors extra happy and make their fantasies come true
probably also helped matters somewhat. She is busier now than she ever was
before. Hopefully she's learned her lesson and won't repeat the same
behaviors. Marisa Tomei
21.
JANET
CHARLTON 05/07
This perky celebrity is the butt of many jokes because she seems to be wrestling
with substance abuse, but she won't admit it. Her behavior repeatedly indicates
that she has a problem. Sometimes she's manic, and other times she's been
known to practically fall asleep on the job. She's definitely overdoing it
with the muscle relaxers - she's SO relaxed that occasionally she poops her
pants at embarrassing times. Most recently it happened in a limo on the way
to the airport and they had to stop at Target to buy new underwear.
Paula Abdul
22. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/08
Which world-famous globetrotting beauty is rumored to be having a same-sex
affair with a Victoria's Secret model? Some even say her lucky husband is
allowed to switch in.
Angelina
Jolie/Karolina Kurkova/Brad Pitt
23.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/08
So everyone thinks its always the B and C list actors who get into trouble,
but not so. I love the A list tidbits because they just feel bigger and better.
This A list actor who has been in three top five yearly box office hits has
always flown under the radar. Not really seen out and about very much. Turns
out he prefers activities at his home instead. He's married, but it's in
name only. His wife is his partner though. He loves having threesomes and
watching them as well. However with his famous face it's hard for him to
go out with his wife and find someone. So, he sends her out alone to pick
up women for them. She lures them back to their place and gets down and dirty
with her pickups. He watches on a monitor in the other room. During the evening
his wife drops hints about our actor to see if the other woman will be up
for it. If she is, then our actor joins them. If the pickup does not sound
like she's into it, they don't take any chances and our actor stays hidden
and just keeps watching and taping. How is it known about the taping? Maids
can be pretty nosy, especially when they aren't paid very well. The last
maid cost our actor some serious money in order to keep the tapes quiet.
Hopefully he locks his door now. Nicholas Cage
24. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/09
Which younger Oscar winner tells pals he has to smoke so much pot because
he has paranoia about constantly being followed? Adrien
Brody
25.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/09
Jackie Onassis and Frank Sinatras widow (Barbara) allegedly secured
lucrative trust funds for their children from their rich husbands, Aristotle
and Frank. Now, on a smaller scale, we have a black woman who is currently
dating a black male celebrity trying to accomplish the same thing. Shes
telling her girls, I got a master plan that Im carrying out,
not only have I won the lotto but I want my kids to benefit to. I am going
to have him so whipped with love and affection that he will be begging me
to set up trust funds for my children. It appears that this womans
game is tight, and her hidden agenda is in place, it also appears
that she has her boyfriend on a tight leash, some consider him a puppet,
others consider him a fool in love. Intimate photos of the two may be deceiving
because I recently saw boyfriend in a dimly lit section of a restaurant getting
cozy and intimate (kissing) a beautiful black model type. Last week, a source
reported that-he also saw him with another woman, in the back of a limo,
and they were holding hands. I guess girlfriends game is not that tight
after all and maybe she shouldnt take this relationship for granted.
Usher and Tameka Foster
26.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/09
I've been trying to avoid the gay and lesbian items because they are so prevalent
everywhere else, but this one was too good to pass up. So, this very soft
spoken A list actress in theory, but in reality couldn't open a movie in
her name hasn't had the best luck when it comes to guys. All of her relationships
have been in the public eye and have had disastrous results. I don't want
to make it seem like she goes from one guy to the next, because she doesn't.
Over the past few years there have only been three by my count and they were
all long term relationships. Well, it seems as if our actress found someone
on the set of her latest movie. The thing is the person she found was a woman.
She can't possibly go public with it and as far as I know its her first time
being in a relationship with a woman. There's no pressure on our actress
from her lover, and so the two are spending some time together away from
prying eyes while they decide whether it's real or just a fling. This one
is a really big shocker and would probably make your mouth drop. I actually
think she deserves some happiness whether with a man or a woman.
Maria Bello (This was her first female lover she referred to. This
was right after she had been the lead in Jane Austen Book Club hence the
A list in theory but it didn't open that well.)
27. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/10
Which married-with-offspring designer has been regularly leaving the office
for dangerous liaisons with his much younger, reed-thin, male paramour?
28.
Ausiello
Report 05/10
I rarely get depressed by my blind items, but I must confess, this one's
got me down in the dumpers. It concerns two of my favorite actors who, through
a remarkable twist of fate, found themselves paired up romantically on a
show I have been known to obsess over. Unfortunately, I have since learned
that what I thought was a match made in heaven was pure hell for them.
Apparently, my dream duo rubbed each other the wrong way right from the start
of their brief on-screen fling. In fact, the female half of the terrible
twosome has already been overheard referring to her TV squeeze as the most
despicable person she's ever worked with. Her other half, meanwhile, has
taken the silent but deadly approach: When asked about his former co-star,
he simply rolls his eyes and pleads the fifth. This whole thing has left
me similarly speechless, save for these two words: Any guesses?!
Keri Russell/Zach Braff "Scrubs"
29.
PEREZ
HILTON 05/10
What hard-pAArtying starlet's new boyfriend is just as hard-pAArtying as
she is and not a "sober" influence as she probably needs? Lindsay
Lohan/Calum Best
30.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/10
JACKASS VS. KINDNESS
JACKASS: So, this former sex siren, aging B list actress on a hit network
show was at a MAC Cosmetics recently. Well the brand new clerk recognized
our actress and was very much wanting to help and make a big sale. Our actress
proceeded to spend almost an hour with the clerk. Our actress wanted to try
everything. She refused to use any of the testers on the counter and made
the clerk open brand new packages of several different bottles of perfume.
When the clerk began to say that she didn't know if she could do that, our
actress did the "Don't you know who I am routine?" and that the store always
let her do it because she spends so much money there. Our actress then proceeded
to try every kind of makeup and perfume imaginable until there was a pile
of about 40 different items all opened and worth about $3000. At about this
time the boyfriend of our actress shows up and our actress tells the clerk
she has to go. The boyfriend asks if she's going to buy anything and the
actress says, "Nope. It's all junk. I was just killing time waiting for you."
With that, the actress walked out the door. Luckily, the clerk didn't get
fired and now the actress is banned from the store.
Nicolette
Sheridan
KINDNESS: **This one came to me yesterday, is barely blind and will probably be public before the end of the day so guess quickly.** So this once married singer and his girlfriend were getting on the elevator at their apartment when an older gentleman was coming out. As the gentleman exited the elevator, he stopped, grabbed his chest and fell down in front of them. The man managed to whisper to the singer that he had left his medication in his apartment. Our singer grabbed the keys and headed to the apartment while his girlfriend dialed 911. Our singer came back and gave the elderly man a pill and stayed with him until the paramedics arrived. The man was hospitalized overnight and then released. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo (before she became a Lachey)
31. TED
CASABLANCA 05/10
Where do we start? When are folks gonna realize that blowin' out your brain
cells with booze, dope and doofus doings ain't exactly the best way to go?
Prolly never. But what the hell, that's not gonna stop me from tellin' on
Whore-tense Past-tense, the country's latest glossy victim in chemically
enhanced career descent. Whore-honsuch the doll. Well, I never thought
she was, but lotsa other folks sure did. Always found W.T. to be a bit o'
a fake onscreen, not to mention in real life. I mean, who else would date
a gay man for years just to get herself more in the tabloids? I know, I know,
half of Hollywood's female population, but you get my point. Also, forgive
moi, but I never really found Ms. P., with all of her kooky outfits, to be
all that attractiveand I think that's largely because, deep down inside,
Whorey was projecting nothing but a desperation to find the next heroin fix.
Which she always has foundmuch to the chagrin of Whore-baby's current
group o' hangers-on. And, trust, when a bunch of nobody poseurs who leech
on to a star's fading wattage just to get attention start worrying for their
so-called friend's welfare, that amiga's gotta be in pretty pitiful shape.
And Past-tense sure is. So much so, in W.'s increasingly notorious state
of euphoric Hell-Ay horniness, she's screwing busboys here, waiters there,
car parkers, tooand she never stops to think that these (almost always
skinny) dudes just might talk. 'Course, they haven't (yet), but W.T.'s buds
sure as ef have. And the only other thing that's got these ultra-classy
hangers-onnot to mention W.T. watchersgabbing as much would be
Ms. Pee's skeletal frame. For your next meal, hon, you might try a noodle,
not a needle. And it ain't: Beyonce, Courtney Love, Kate Bosworth
Kirsten Dunst
32.
3
A.M. GIRLS 05/11
WHICH crooner isn't the ladykiller he thinks he is? A conquest has told pals
that the man in question is unfortunately "hung like a Tic Tac". But he soldiered
on regardless. James Blunt
33.
HOLY
MOLY 05/11
--News reaches us, courtesy of some Dutch middle-aged swingers (and that's
not a sentence I get to type very often), that the wife-swapping scene is
absolutely rife in South East England, and one way in which swingers can
make contact with and recognise each other is to plant large pampas grass
plants in their front gardens. This, apparently, is the swinger equivalent
of a red light in the window and fairly screams out, "I want you to come
in and penetrate my wife in our bedroom while I take your wife into the static
caravan on the drive and have my way with her on the little sofa thing around
the windows." One Southern celebrity couple were rumoured to be VERY active
on the swinging scene, and made certain that their front lawn was almost
obscured by the grassy plants. Have you guessed? Final answer?
--Which angry supermodel model is adopting Heather Mills' attitude to rich Arabs to such a degree that for an extra couple of thousand, you get her ma at the same time? Naomi Campbell
34.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/11
When we think of black actresses with alleged emotional problems, we
automatically think of Maia Campbell and Lisa Nicole Carson. Now, you can
add one more black actress to the list. We reported on this young lady last
year. She has had ups and downs in her career and personal life but now,
at the rate she's going, she's on course to become the next fatality in black
Hollywood. Rewind: When she was off drugs, she was involved in a passionate
relationship (on her end) with a famous black celebrity who she was madly
in love with, he forced her to have a abortion. After he dumped her, she
had a nervous breakdown and she had to be hospitalized. After she was released
from the hospital, her life took an upswing and she was awarded a seven figure
payment that she squandered in a year on men and drugs. She paid for their
customized cars and the rest was spent on massive amounts of drugs. Fast
Forward: Her drug use has become so severe (crack and heroin) that she is
now hanging out in crack dens in South Central, Los Angeles. To make matters
worse, she has began to trade sex for drugs. Due to her unsafe sex practices
and shooting heroin, sadly, this once pretty actress-probably has more than
one STD. Hint: Shes appeared in a hand full of movies but one stands
out, made in 2004.
Nona
Gaye
35.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/11
All of the answers have a mother. Too difficult? OK, how about all the answers
are mothers. (not as in difficult, but as in are a mom)
1. This sometimes brunette A list movie actress gave up her child for adoption twelve years ago while she was still struggling. Now the child wants to meet the mom, but the mom is freaked out by what the public may say.
2. This B list television actress mom who moves from show to show caught her then 17 year old daughter having sex with her then mid 40's husband.
3. This former A list movie actress, now struggling B list television/film actress never gets to see her teenage children. The reason is that she made Mommie Dearest look like a saint. Tatum O'Neal
36. NY
POST/PAGE SIX 05/12
--WHICH buffed-out Hollywood star - who loves showing off his bulging muscles
- wishes he were a little more bulging in another department? According to
people who've seen him naked, he's overcompensating with muscles he can make
bigger. Matthew McConaughey
--WHICH actor - married with child - and known to have been gay during his years on stage - showed up at the premiere of his film at the Tribeca Film Festival with a boy described by onlookers as a lookalike? . . . Matthew Broderick/"Margaret"
--WHICH grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it's affecting his work? He can't remember his lines, and then loses his temper. Bruce Willis, Harrison Ford
37. NY
DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 05/13
Which rising film actor is notorious for his all-male Martha's Vineyard parties
in which his buds don't leave the house for three days at a time? Maybe they're
keen Monopoly players? Jake Gyllenhaal
38.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/14
This black actor is finally receiving recognition for his talent but what
people dont know would be surprising. On the surface he appears like
a dedicated family man never associated with scandal but he has a double
life. He dabbles in black magic and witchcraft frequently and people close
to him reveal, that they wouldnt be surprised if he eventually starts
dabbling in Satanism. Several years ago, despite being at least 20 years
older than the people he was partying with, I was surprised to see him at
a hip-hop party in Las Vegas. He was so drunk; he could barely stand up.
He spent the majority of the evening, holding a drink, leering at the video
girls in attendance. I had to do a double take because this man appears so
quiet and unassuming on the surface. His nice guy, family man image is carefully
manufactured by his representatives. Hint: The first actor that pops into
your mind will be the correct answer. Forest Whitaker
39. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/14
Which handsome twentysomething prime-time leading man went to his wedding
with a bruised head, courtesy of the boyfriend of the woman he drunkenly
hit on the night before at his bachelor party?
40.
BILLY
MASTERS 05/14
Could it be that a certain Dancing With the Stars contestant was once caught
in a compromising position that included a best selling author, a chair,
and some rope? I'll give you another hint - this contestant may or may not
still be in the running to win (although doubtful that a trophy is in their
future). Oh, and said contestant and said author are of the same sex. One
more hint? A close friend of the contestant was also involved. It almost
sounds like a joke - "Someone of military rank, a religious person, and a
writer are in a bedroom together..." Apolo Anton Ohno
41. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/14 #2
What lovable Hollywood heartthrob was doubly offensive at his recent premiere,
where he groped a beautiful lady's posterior and later sent over one of his
friends to ask her
well, we can't even find a euphemism for it.
Zach
Braff
42.
PEREZ
HILTON 05/14
What pop star is dating a reality TV alum and having an affair with the head
of her record label???? It's a Zinger!
Nicole
Scherzinger of the Pussy Cat Dolls. She's dating Talan of "Laguna Beach."
Affair with Jimmy Iovine
43.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/14
So this very A List Actor was shooting in the middle of nowhere. OK, I guess
it wasn't the absolute middle of nowhere because there was a strip club with
a very catchy name. The strip club was the only entertainment in town and
our actor did his very best to make sure every dancer had enough to live
on for a year or more. He also made sure the bouncers had enough for a year
also because they were the ones who supplied him with his vast quantities
of coke for the entire shoot. Well it's a depressing movie so you might as
well do something fun. ADDENDUM: So a little help with yesterday's
item may be in order. How about recently filmed, but not out yet. How about
our A list actor was not alone. How about he was joined by another brooding
A list actor who happens to be married. No word on whether the married actor
partook of the drugs but certainly did partake in the strip club fun.
Actors:Vince
Vaughn/Sean Penn
Movie:"Into the Wild"
Strip Club: Alaska Bush Company
44. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/15
That billionaire wondering about his wife having an affair might want to
start looking into visits to the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles.
Wendi Deng and Rupert Murdoch
45.
JANET
CHARLTON 05/15
Our intentions aren't cruel, but we have to point out that this sweet actress
is headed for heartbreak. After a series of disappointing relationships,
she found happiness with her handsome new guy, but would she still be smiling
if she found out he used to be a Gay for Pay escort? He didn't trade sex
for money- he traded it for FAME. His "clients" include the editor of a top
celebrity magazine. Recently he started choosing famous girlfriends who can
boost his career. They can't help falling for him because he's so darn hot.
Selma Blair and model Matt Felker
46.
PEREZ
HILTON 05/15
What big-boobied blonde was seen making out with another chick at Tao in
Las Vegas this past weekend? The Hoff would have loved to see that!
Pam
Anderson
47.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/14
--This Female TV Personality tries so hard to be like her mentor, but she
is not doing a good job. Her hair and makeup are always a mess. Bad weaves,
wigs and bronzer are spoiling her look. Tyra Banks (Oprah)
--This TV Personality has a big mouth, and a lot of people cant
stand her. You either love her or hate her. Shes trying to land a new
TV deal, but she realizes she needs to soften her image. Sources say she
could be the next spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
Rosie O'Donnell
48.
3
A.M. GIRLS 05/16
WHICH ageing rocker stunned a groupie by confessing he could only perform
in the sack once hed relieved himself
all over her? Talk about
crazy antics. Steven Tyler "Aerosmith"
49. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/16
Which pop marriage is heading for a Mills/McCartney-style breakdown? We hear
he is coming around to his daughter's less-than-flattering opinion of the
latest wife.
Billy
Joel and Katie Lee
50.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/16
This older, but not aging, film, but not indies, and definitely no television,
married A list actor who has been featured in this space before has a wife
who really knows how to get revenge. He's been in this space because of his
cheating. Excessive cheating. Enough cheating where the wife is tired of
it even if it does mean giving up millions. Our actor made a little boo-boo
recently. Seems as if the missus got a hold of our actor's cell phone bill.
So, she decided to call EVERY number on the bill and advised the person who
answered that she was calling from the Dept. of Health. She advised them
that our actor had contracted a sexually transmitted disease and had provided
their number, but not their name as someone with whom he had sexual contact.
She advised EVERY person she called that they needed to make an appointment
with their doctor as soon as possible to check for possible infection. The
actor got many freaked out people calling him that day, but still doesn't
know it was his wife who did the calling.
Sean
Penn/Robin Wright Penn
51.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/16
Not too long ago, he was hotter than fire! He also had a playboy
image despite having a significant other at home. This man was so in demand
with women, its rumored that he has slept with some of the most desirable
women in the world. He actually could have been a successful gigolo if he
didnt have a career in show business. He lived up to his image by
purchasing a $250,000 car that he really couldnt afford. He also spent
a fortune on bling and he had child support payments. Now, his career has
fallen off tremendously and his albums no longer sale. The six-figure car
is gone and he had to downsize his lifestyle. At one time, he was so determined
to make money; he cut his road crew down to three, which is unheard of. He
told promoters that he didnt need a band or background singers/dancers,
he would sing to pre-recorded tracks alone. He currently receives one royalty
check each month. If it were not for this residual check-no telling where
he would be. Ginuwine
52. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/16
Which jet-setting married celeb has finally been banned from that Los Angeles
hotel where he is infamous for hitting on male masseurs? No one wanted to
handle his flabby back and wait for the inevitable come-on. John
Travolta
53.
PEREZ
HILTON 05/17
What bloke currently romancing a hard-pAArtying starlet has a part time job
as a coke salesman? Calum Best
54.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/17
So the other night AP was at this party and she saw a blind item mainstay
who is a very well known female reality star with some past and present problems.
The most pressing problem the other night was how to keep our subject from
ingesting the coke that was in her purse. There was nothing else in her purse
except coke. No keys, no cell phone, no nothing. Despite two nose bleeds
during the evening and an appearance that was ghostly, our subject couldn't
be stopped and literally had to be carried out the door at the end of the
night by friends because she had passed out. She was also blabbering away
during the evening about how her current relationship is over because her
boyfriend hated seeing her destroy herself.
Nicole
Richie
55. TED
CASABLANCA 05/17
One Inflated Blind Vice: This one's too stupid for wordswhich means,
of course, darlings, we have to blab 'bout it. So, put on your push-up bras,
babes, and snap to! Board-Like Boring isn't really such a bad babe. She's
sweet enough. Barely good-looking enough. She reads her lines with, oh, a
fair amount of aplomb, I s'pose. But girlfriends, I daresay B.L.B.'s bosses
at the big network gig where she does the 9-to-5 thang do not agree that
Ms. B. has what it takes. That's why her job was recently on the
lineB.-doll came thisclose to being canned, and she heard about it.
And the small-screen heavens above being what they are, Board-Like realized
there was only so much she could do to improve her ho-hum prime-time
performancei.e., very little. Therefore, Ms. Boring did what many not
exactly talented femmes do when they ultimately realize no amount of acting
classes and TelePrompTer training will help: She got a boob job. And guess
what? It worked! The sex-on-their-noggins boss folk at the network changed
their minds about Ms. B. (one of them just told me so directly), deciding
that all the attention on B.L.B.'s impressive new cleavage would now be diverting
viewers from Boring's otherwise nondescript delivery. Ah, Hollywood, predictable
to the end. And It Ain't: Katie Couris; Elizabeth Hasselbeck; Diane Sawyer
56.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/18
The sex tape featuring Kim Kardashian may have damaged her image in the
mainstream but it didnt seem to tarnish her image in the least with
black men, if anything, they seem to desire her more. Although she is allegedly
dating Reggie Bush, literally every black man in hip-hop and R&B is trying
to get at Kim Kardashian. Even men in long-term relationships. They are either
blowing up her cell phone (requesting dates) or trying to arrange dates through
representatives. Kim Kardashian remains "Americas Most Wanted," in
these two industries and now you can add a third industry, acting.
Rewind: It was common knowledge, during Heidi Fleiss heyday, many of
her girls (rates) were added into Hollywood film budgets. The women were
known to appear on movie sets, servicing A list actors in their
trailers. As we reported last year (blind item), a very well respected black
actor is known to fly in hookers to entertain him on the set during breaks
with one stipulation, despite being married to a black woman, the hookers
have to be white. We are receiving word that this same man has an obsessive
crush on Kardashian despite being old enough to be her father. This man is
also use to spoiling his mistresses with expensive jewelry and cars. He also
pays their rent and credit card bills. But he doesnt know how to approach
Kim because its nothing he can offer her. She doesnt need an
allowance because shes already rich, she doesnt need expensive
toys or bling because she can purchase them for herself and she doesnt
need money to launch a business, she already has a clothing boutique in L.A.
It's doubtful that Kim would be attracted to this man despite his fame and
fortune, he's operating on male ego and false hope. Hes stumped as
he continues to admire her from a distance. Hint: Hes never won an
Oscar. Samuel Jackson
57.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/18
OK, it's been awhile since I had a fill in the blank Four For Friday, but
this one lends itself to the format perfectly. The night before this recent
awards show #1_________________(female pop star although also one horrible
movie) went to dinner with #2__________________(aging, but classy country
star), her husband #3_________________(non celebrity, but give it a shot),
and #4 _________________(extremely popular male country singer) from the
band #5_____________________. (think two letters from an extreme adult activity)
At dinner they had about 5 bottles of wine and #1 was well on her way to
being plastered. They decided to hit the casino for a little gambling after
dinner and things got much worse from there. #4 only drinks tequila so he
and #1 were taking shot after shot after shot. Needless to say, #1 was a
MESS within about an hour, but she didn't stop. She stayed out until 2AM
and more or less had to be carried up to her room by the end of the night.
She was late for the dress rehearsal the next day and was so hungover by
the time showtime came around she could barely make it through her performance
with #2. Everyone wondered why she was so hard to hear during the performance
and it was because she was insanely hungover from the night before and "didn't
feel up to performing" at all.
#1:
Kelly Clarkson
#2: Reba McEntire
#3: Narvel Blackstock
#4: Ronnie Dunn
#5: Brooks and Dunn (BD: back door or Bondage & Discipline)
58. NATIONAL ENQUIRER 05/20
An entire A-list celebrity family bought their drugs from the same dealer
- a 43-year-old man who quit dealing after serving a jail term for drug
distribution and possession. "The couples kid was scoring between $3,000
and $6,000 worth of crystal meth a week from me, so he had to be dealing,
too," the dealer - who passed a lie detecton test - told The Enquirer. "This
old lady, who was once one of Hollywoods most gorgeous actresses, initially
wouldnt take the stuff from me. Shed have her kid get it. But
then we became close friends and I did coke with her. The famous husband
has been a cokehead for 25 years. He spent $12,000 to $15,000 a week with
me for years. But the son was unbelievable! He used heroin, crystal meth
and marijuana. He mixed the drugs with Percodan, Vicodin, Soma and Methadone,
and then washed them down with Budweiser." Ryan O'Neal/Farrah
Fawcett/son Redmond
59. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/21
Which married, massage therapist-loving actor had to pay a guy off on the
set of his current film after he got a little too touchy-feely?
John Travolta ADDENDUM: Someone
with experience of our often-cited massage-therapist-loving Hollywood star
writes in with a description of exactly how he hits on them: "He tells the
therapist that he's had so many massages he's become an expert - then tries
to get him on the table so he can massage him."
60.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/21
It's not often you can shock me anymore, but this one comes close. This former
A list film actor who is now a TV regular but no longer A list recently got
divorced. The reason given of course was irreconcilable differences. In reality,
he beat the living crap out of his wife. What is worse is that after beating
her he didn't want her to go out in public to be seen and commented upon
so he locked her in a two room suite in the house when he wasn't there or
when people visited. When friends would visit during her incarceration periods
she was either on vacation or out shopping depending on the circumstances.
She finally had enough and got a huge settlement to keep it quiet.
James Caan
61.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/21
Despite this famous woman having a new boyfriend she still cant seem
to get over her ex. She is seriously still hung up on her ex-boyfriend.
Its as if her ex-boyfriend continues to have a spell on her. Sadly,
she would drop her new boyfriend quickly if her ex summoned her back. When
shes with friends, she talks non-stop about her ex and hardly mentions
her current man. To make matters worse, shes been complaining to
girlfriends that shes really bothered by her ex-boyfriends current
relationship and wonders why he couldnt be in love with her the way
he seems to be in love with his current girlfriend. Shes seething with
jealousy and envy. "Scary Spice" Melanie Brown/Eddie Murphy/new
man film producer Stephen Belafonte
62. NY
POST 05/22
--WHICH rehabbed starlet was in for addictions even worse than alcohol and
cocaine? She's still battling a crystal meth habit. Selma Blair;
Nicole Richie
--WHICH bald billionaire had friends worried because he was walking with a cane? He laughed off speculation he threw out his back while overexerting himself one night in the sack. Ron Perlman
63.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/22
So this barely A list television actor (definition=someone who has had their
own show or been the star of a television show for more than 5 years combined
or 3 years on one show.) who is not CURRENTLY on a show has a very recognizable
older face. His favorite game is to sign up for Girl Scout cookies or any
other approach made to him at his house or at the grocery store. Whether
it's food or signing up to contribute for a walk for cancer, our actor is
the first to sign up and always makes the largest pledge or order. He loves
being the big shot until it comes time to pay. Then he's unavailable or off
filming or can't be disturbed. He has been known to order $1000 worth of
goods from a kid which makes their day and then is never heard from again
which often leaves the parents of the child having to pay. No one has ever
forced his hand or taken him to court. The only reason it even came to light
is that even though he's never paid a dime for any of these pledges or orders
he keeps track of them and tries to deduct them from his taxes each year.
Nice huh?
64.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/23
When female rappers Foxy and Kim were hot several years ago, another female
rapper was desperate to achieve their fame but she never came close. Instead,
she was on the outside looking in at the success of Foxy and Kim. She yearned
and envied their fame and popularity but this didnt stop her from giving
the illusion of success due to celebrity peer pressure. She was fronting
all over town, telling people she paid cash for her home, when in reality,
the house was rented. Her bling was also borrowed (from jewelers) and her
luxurious car was leased. Her fans had no idea that she was barely scrapping
by. Her rap career is just about over and its doubtful that shell
ever receive royalty checks (for significant amounts) because the majority
of her record sales were low. For survival, recently, she has begun to date
dope boys (exclusively) to help out with the bills. Hints: This female rapper
is very well known in the black community and its not Remy Ma.
Trina
65. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/23
Which mocked-up reality show "relationship" is set to unravel now that the
guy wants his 15 minutes of fame - and doesn't want to pretend to be straight
anymore? Spencer from "The Hills"
66.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/23
This female reality star and now part-time actress is really starting to
get some attention. She has been involved with a guy (C list, maybe even
D film and tv actor) for years. She has always kept it hush hush in interviews
but has never denied him when asked flat out. Over the past year they grew
closer and closer and she was ready to take the next step. However, just
when she was going to say yes, a female A-lister (tv and movies) got involved
which caused the guy to have second thoughts and our star to believe she
was being played. After the A-lister departed, our couple worked things out
or so it seemed. Earlier this month, our reality star got engaged, but has
kept it totally quiet because she is afraid our guy is not quite done with
the A-lister and so doesn't want to look foolish if she makes a big deal
about getting engaged and then have the guy show up in the tabs with the
A-lister. No one from any of the MTV shows.
Stacy
Keibler/Geoff Stults/Jennifer Aniston
67. THE
UNDERGROUND BUZZ 05/23
Before he became an Oscar Winner, this Actor had a hard time scoring with
the ladies. Hes an excellent Actor, but hes not very good looking.
Hes currently married to a beautiful woman. They have two children,
but his head is getting big. With his recent award win, women are throwing
themselves at him. Hes paying attention to them and ignoring his
wife. Forest Whitaker
68. JANET CHARLTON 05/24
Little Miss Rehab has figured a way to make sure her drug supply is never
cut off - no matter where she goes. Her best friend/traveling companion is
her drug dealer! Now she can have all the cocaine or whatever she needs all
the time. Funny thing is - she "stole" her dealer buddy from another famous
friend. These two girls steal boyfriends AND drug dealers!
Lindsay Lohan/Calum Best/Kimberly Stewart
69.
POPBITCH
05/24
Before his career really took off this US TV actor was a Grade A gakhead
and boozer. You could almost say "cheers" was his favourite word. An
ex-girlfriend of his confided to us about one night back in the 80s. She
got to put on a strap-on, take the comedy star up the arse and then have
the joy of doing coke off his bald spot. Wonder what a psychiatrist would
say about that? Kelsey Grammer
70. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/24
Which designer and TV personality who advertises for sex online insists on
hooking up with all the lights off so his tricks don't find out he's a (minor)
celebrity? Mizrahi
71.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/24
Feel like something spicy? Well this married/not married but definitely with
a significant other (can't make it too easy) A-List film star with a movie
in the yearly top ten 2 out of the last five years decided he wanted a little
escort fun but didn't trust anyone in LA to keep quiet. So our brilliant
actor takes a bus filled with similar minded men (like you can trust a bunch
of drunk guys to keep a secret) down to Tijuana a few weeks ago. With a handful
of Viagra and a wallet stuffed with cash our actor went to four different
houses of ill repute where he sampled the local adult industry up close and
personal. He threw around money like a drunken sailor on shore leave and
got himself so hammered that he even ended up very briefly with a very convincing
transsexual. One grope saw our actor running out of there in a hurry so I
guess we know he's straight. He had such a good time with one of the ladies
that he made a special trip back down to TJ just two days later with two
of his new bus pals to spend time with her and is now working on a plan to
move her up to LA so she can be there for him as needed.
Johnny
Depp
72. TED
CASABLANCA 05/24
One Domestic Disturbance Blind Vice: Brood-Zilla Clump-Butt is so prime-time
prancing on thin ice, and no, this is not a blind item about anybody on Dancing
with the Starsthink Ive already done enough plus-size derriere
digging on that boob-tube offering. Agreed? Sure ya do, which is why we're
zeroing in on one of the countrys other hottest offerings
How
to Happy Up Your Household! You all do watch every week, dont you?
Well, I dont, but thats certainly not enough to keep me from
reporting the following: Brood-Zilla, host of said offering (which appears
on cable or network, hmmm, I wonder which?), is scoring myriad fan-backed
points for her winning ways on camera making families bond n
beautify within themselves. Its all so touching I could puke, and quite
frankly, the only thing saving me from such is the delish scoop that Brood-Zilla
is turning into a veritable broom-riding be-yotch whos getting so
friggin corpulent not even a luxury broom built for Star Jones-Reynolds,
circa the pre-wedding years, could support her. "Shes gone way up in
her size," snipped a Household source, whos fed up with Brood-Zillas
overly demanding ways on set. And hes not the only one. Other Household-ers
and insiders are starting to sass supreme with scuttlebutt about the big
tude terrible: "The only thing bigger than her ass is her head," bitched
back another Household vet, "which is getting horribly out of
controlshes simply a nightmare and the biggest bitch Ive
ever worked with, and thats saying something." Unfortunately
for these TV toilers (at various levels on the fairly popular show), Ms.
Clump-Butt doesnt look to be getting any nice-it-up notes from the
shows top brass, as ratings are good. But, uh, if I were Ms. C.B.,
I wouldnt exactly inhale the craft services table when I waddled near
it. Cause the (edible) knives are out. And it aint: Katie Couric, Joy
Behar, Star Jones
Jo
Frost "Supernanny"
73.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/25
All of the following happened on Memorial Day. Okay, well maybe not.
1. Which Actor/Wannabe Rockstar wore surgical gloves during a meet and greet session with fans? Jared Leto
2. Which large breasted long-time, but not too old B list soon to be A list network television actress (remember the definition) pissed off about 20 people at Starbucks by returning her coffee concoction 5 times because it didn't taste right, wasn't prepared right, wasn't hot enough, didn't smell right and she changed her mind. Each time she complained she forced herself to the front of the line of people and demanded immediate attention. Jennifer Love Hewitt
3. When this A list NBC actor gets bored he goes car shopping. He loves going for test drives and will often spend 2-3 hours at a dealer test driving vehicles to get "just the right one." He then either bails because he's late for a meeting with his agent or he demands the car of his choice for free. Either way he leaves angry sales people in his wake wherever he goes. Zach Braff
4. Talk about a tightwad, this former teen heartthrob movie actor and now usually an ensemble television actor is not someone you want to be behind in line at a grocery store. This actor who still has plenty of money obviously also has plenty of time. He has been known to take three hours strolling the aisles of a grocery store comparing prices and checking his coupons. Not just two or three coupons mind you, but hundreds and hundreds which he then sorts through at the checkout line. A good point for him is that he is aware that he is taking a great deal of time and thus is very friendly to the cashier and to all the people in line behind him, but it still can take 20 minutes to get him checked out. Ricky Schroeder
Bonus: I know you may think the above are boring so how about this one. This actress/singer tries to portray a very good girl image. So everyone was amazed when she got drunk the other night at a club and let herself be groped, fondled and kissed in a corner by two guys at the same time. She was doing some groping of her own and led one of the two guys back to the VIP section by his belt loop. Hilary Duff
74.
PANACHE
REPORT 05/25
BLIND ITEM JIGSAW (THE DARK SIDE OF FAME, BLACK CELEBRITY SECRETS) : *This
story comes from a person who worked for one of the subjects mentioned in
the following blind item.
SUPERSTARS (DECLASSIFIED)
During his heyday, this celebrity was known for his moves in the bedroom.
He had a reputation for being an uninhibited "lover boy," in the sack, a
big time freak. So much so, that a black female superstar just had to try
him out. A rendezvous was set up; they spent the entire weekend behind closed
doors and reportedly had non-stop sex. He was on top of the world, and bragged
to everyone that he had bedded one of the most desirable women in the world.
When he tried to call her imagine his surprise when she told him, "Why are
you calling me? Ive had you-now move on. Please dont make any
effort to call me again." He was speechless, he wasnt use to women
kicking him to the curb and his male ego was deflated. He became even more
upset when he heard that she had moved on to have a short fling with a married
NBA player who usually had white mistresses but made an exception with her
because she had name status. The NBA player and the 'star' mistress
are so powerful, their scandalous affair was kept under wraps for years because
both surround themselves with top dollar damage control experts. Meanwhile,
lover boy set his sights on another black female celebrity. He had heard
the rumors that she had a appetite for women on the sly. This info was nothing
new to him because so many attractive women in Hollywood are bi-sexual. It
just became more of a challenge for him because he honestly thought he could
make her completely "straight" after he had sex with her. Wrong, during their
courtship, they developed a pattern. Get high on drugs and have rough sex
but soon it became boring and predictable. Girlfriend suggested something
else. Why not try something different, invite another woman into bed. He
reluctantly agreed and it became a common routine. When the escort arrived,
she was stunned that she would be servicing one of the most famous women
in the world. While he puffed on the crack pipe he would watch them have
sex because it seemed that he was virtually invisible and they never invited
him into bed. It was obvious that his girlfriend was doing this for her own
selfish pleasure. Despite this, The couple started dating exclusively "on
her part only" because he continued to fool around. Their relationship became
so intense that physical violence often occurred followed by makeup sex.
Hints: Lover Boy never quite made it to superstar status despite being considered
a superstar in bed. The woman he had the hotel tryst with is a superstar,
the woman he had a relationship with is a superstar and the married NBA player
is also a superstar.
Lover Boy: Bobby Brown
Black female superstar: Janet Jackson
Married NBA player: Michael Jordan
Black female celebrity: Whitney Houston
75.
HOLY
MOLY 05/25
Pamela Anderson has been famous for pushing out her spacehopper tits for
years, but it seems she's been pushing other things rather more dramatically.
Courtney Love became close friends with Pammy some years ago. The 'Baywatch'
breasts introduced her to dieting methods and they shared weight-loss secrets
as the pair sat around in matching red swimsuits. Oddly, the main slimming
secret that Anderson revealed to Love was the wonderful diuretic called 'crack
cocaine', a tip she had picked up from a certain drummer husband. Pushy Pam
has also recently re-introduced a certain British pop star to the delights
of idiot powder, the crazy white pepper sniffed up the nose which makes one
feel invulnerable and rhymes with 'propane'. She might even have said to
him: "Do you want some drugs? Take that." After falling off the bandwagon,
the pop star began gurning and smirking like a constipated Norman Wisdom,
before regretting his lapse and planning his return to the UK. No idea who
that could be, though. Robbie Williams
76.
ELLEGEDLY
05/27
Which rapper refused to get out his car after a fender-bend he had pulling
out of a gay bar in ATL? After not cooperating with police, his car was towed
with him still in it and a towel draped over his head?!?!??
Mase
77. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/27
Which Tony-winning actor and patron of rent boys could be included in an
upcoming Off-Broadway one-man-show by a former hustler and porn star reflecting
on his experiences? Kevin Spacey
78. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/28
Which Hollywood mother's idea of managing her daughter's drug addiction is
that she now carries the cocaine for her? Dina Loahn
79.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/28
So this A list couple but in reality B listers when it comes to movies, have
employees just like almost every other Hollywood couple. When they hire a
new employee that employee must sign a confidentiality agreement which basically
precludes said employee from spilling everything they see. Well this Hollywood
couple has some definite things to hide including guests who visit for fun
and games and some kids who are not as well behaved as one would imagine.
It turns out that a recently fired maid was reminded when she was fired about
the confidentiality agreement she had signed and thus couldn't say anything
to anyone about what had gone on in the house. The maid said she had never
signed such a thing and a check of the her file showed she was in fact correct.
The person who had hired her had been filling in for someone else and had
neglected to get the maid to sign the requisite form. Even though she had
just been fired, the employer tried to get the maid to sign a new form right
then and there. She refused. Immediately after leaving the house, her next
act was to call a few tabloids to sell her story. When they realized she
hadn't signed an agreement they jumped hard. When the celebrity couple were
informed of the impending scandal they were going to face, they jumped even
harder. They first offered the maid a new job with a better salary, but she
didn't want to go back. She finally settled for a cool $100K to keep everything
hush-hush. The employee who failed to get the original signature was fired
but can't do or say anything because they had been given the confidentiality
agreement and signed it.
Guy
Ritchie and Madonna
80.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 05/28
This Singing Superstar is very proud of her children. Despite the hardships
of show business, they have decided to follow in their mothers footsteps.
The Singing Superstar is proud of the fact that her children didnt
lean on her for their success, but she realizes there may be times when she
has to step in. One of the Superstars kids is her youngest son. He
is coming into his own as an Actor, and the Hoochies are coming after him.
One of the Hoochies is a known Hollywood slut who prides herself on sleeping
through Black Hollywood. The Singing Superstar has heard about this woman,
and has seen her sex tape. When she realized her son was getting caught up
with this woman, she knew she had to step in and protect him. The Hollywood
Ho couldnt believe it when the Superstar stepped to her. She was warned
You Better Reach and Touch Somebody Else
stay away from my
son!
Singing Superstar: Diana Ross
son: Evan Ross
Hollywood slut: Kardashian
81.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/29
Someone wrote to me and wanted me to share more singer and band blind items.
The problem is that they are harder to describe. What can I say? This lead
singer of a band...But anyway, This lead singer of a band which has had several
number one albums over the last two decades and recently reunited owns some
trailer parks around California. Now, lots of people own trailer parks for
investments so this is not unusual. What is unusual about this investment
is that no one actually lives in any of the ten or so trailer parks he owns.
There are plenty of trailers in the parks. Just no people. Well there is
one person at each park. A man guarding the place with a gate and a gun.
Seems as if our singer has a lot of love for the herb and converted every
trailer in every park to grow his beloved herb 24/7. Although he has a medical
marijuana card for personal use, this is a bit much. Whats more is that he
has way more than even he can smoke so he ends up selling it to road managers
of other groups who are hitting the road or passing by one of his trailer
parks.
Ronnie
James Dio (he had recently reunited with members of Black
Sabbath)
82. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/30
Which celebrity handler just sent the following e-mail to a cosmetics company,
accompanied by a shopping list of products they'd like for free? "I have
a celebrity that I am working with who just had lipo. Her cellulite shows
more now than before, she is very small so the cellulite is more noticeable,
not happy. I thought it would be a nice treat for her to try out your line,
in particular some of the products listed below. ..." Tara Reid;
Jessica Simpson
83.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/30
This lead singer from a holier-than-thou-art family has had at least three
#1 hits. Friends and family were expecting wedding invitations to show up
soon. They were right because our singer had been busy making plans with
his 5+ year girlfriend. Location booked, preacher reserved, the works. But
isn't it weird that, when the invitations arrived, the bride's name was not
that of the girlfriend everyone knew, but that of someone they had never
met? Many chose not to attend the ceremony out of disapproval. All was made
clear less than six months later when baby made three. Our singer had made
the quick switch of brides when his very controlling, behind the scenes father
hit him below the belt -- in the pocket. Seems our singer had the choice
of marrying the girl he had been secretly seeing or being disowned and losing
out on the family money. He chose the former and poor girlfriend got left
behind. It seems enough begging and pleading kept most mouths shut while
he played devoted husband and father for a few years, the adoring wife completely
oblivious to the existence of poor girlfriend. However, when it became obvious
to the rest of the family that he just can't stop his wandering eye, vengeful
little sister let adoring wife in on how the elaborate shotgun wedding had
been planned so quickly -- she was the only detail that was added at the
last minute. Now, adoring wife has made arrangements to meet girlfriend.
Whether it will be a cat fight or a pity party is yet to be seen, but it
doesn't look good for our husband of the year. Do I smell "irreconcilable
differences"?
UPDATE
Taylor
Hanson
84.
MICHAEL
MUSTO 05/31
1. Which morning-show presence likes to show it all off, strutting around
his gym's locker area while implicitly demanding that everyone takes a look?
(Apparently he gets high ratings.) Matt Lauer
2. Which still-not-out funnyman known for that sitcom has a gigantic trouser pipe that you'd think wouldn't even fit in a closet? Topher Grace
3. What '60s superstar, swears a hairdresser, is balder than the truth? (Her extensions supposedly start way in the back of her neck!) Diana Ross
4. What old-time performer who went from Broadway to TV to relative obscurity still hovers in the lesbian closet, as if anyone cares? Betty Buckley
5. What youngish actor confides to friends that sometimes he wishes he hadn't come out because of the limited roles being offered (though, before he came out, he wasn't getting to show much range anyway)? Chad Allen
6. What actor's dead boyfriend used to sexually harass a lot of his other students?
7. What designer's ex tells people, "There are two ways to make it in this town ?have a big dick or be a bareback bottom"? Which one applies to him? Jeffrey Sebelia "Project Runway"
8. What local nuisance, who's long promoted his large appendage, sometimes finds during encounters that it's emitting a mild stench? (His response? Rolling some underarm deodorant on it! He must have gotten that from a MARTHA STEWART manual.)
9. Which sauced starlet had visible bruises on the backs of her knees a few years ago, probably a result of either injections or banging herself when getting up from oral sex sessions? Lindsay Lohan
10. What young multitalent admits she had a bout with the blues, but it was actually closer to a complete breakdown? Mandy Moore
11. Which zany comic who's always been weird lookingand later became weird looking in a different waywas spotted with a surprisingly hot guy in a gay bar in Brazil? Carrot Top
12. What publicist with a changed name squirms whenever someone's around who remembers he's Lebanese?
13. What overnight TV star is the newest dyke on the block? Kate Walsh
14. What cable series star broke up with his first wife when she dramatically found him in bed with a man? Julian McMahon, then wife Dannii Minogue guy in bed the son of Rupert Murdoch or Kerry Packer
15. What female pop group were all prostiesexcept for the one of them who was basically the procurer? Pussy Cat Dolls
16. What abrasive comic canceled his second of two scheduled Chicago readings because he felt like it, but then ballsily had someone call the bookstore he'd screwed to beg for a free $1,000 gift certificate for him? Did he get it? (No!) Don Rickles; George Carlin
17. What fashion icon has become so hatchet-mouthed from surgery that she apparently has to have some of it undone? Donatella Versace
18. What's with the talk about that ex-president and GINA GERSHON? Bill Clinton
19. What award-winning actor likes to linger by pools to flirt with the working boys, obviously not fully satisfied by the weird lover who had surgery to look more like him? Kevin Spacey
20. Who was heard murmuring before a TV interview, "If they ask me about the TV Guide channel, I'm leaving!" Joan or Melissa Rivers
21. What young female Broadway star is all too willing to tell people about her male costar's gayness? Jennifer Gambatese "Tarzan" about Josh Strickland
85. NY
DAILY NEWS 05/31
Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures
of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event?
JC
Chasez
86.
POPBITCH
05/31
An American travel company says it has documentary proof that which British
singer has knocked four years off her real age?
Amy Winehouse
87.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 05/31
People seem to like music BIs as well as TV ones, so here's one that combines
both: This show has been a hotbed of drama since it began, and not
just because of the juicy scripts, which usually involve plotlines about
people who are not heterosexual (to tell you which gender would make it too
easy). Because of its popularity, the show has attracted numerous guest stars
who are either "out" or merely comfortable with a degree of sexual ambiguity.
In casting circles, it has been something of a hot ticket. But of course,
behind the scenes, the petty jealousies and rampant insecurities of some
of the cast members have had the crew alternately walking on eggshells and
rolling their eyes. So if you've ever wondered why a certain gay music icon
has never had a guest starring role (and never will), it is not for lack
of willingness on their part. It just so happens one of the more demanding
series leads had a long term relationship with said icon that ended badly,
and not only is the well-liked singer not welcome, the crew are under strict
orders to immediately shut off the radio any time the singer's music comes
on the air.
KD
Lang and Leisha Hailey (The L Word)
88.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/01
1. This reality star/celebutard has made sure to be on her best behavior
the past few days. The way she has done this is by popping Vicodin like candy
and smoking enough pot to make Snoop sick. The Vicodin is making her happy
and the pot is making her eat. At least in her own mind everything is fine.
Paris
Hilton
2. This A list married couple has an understanding. The understanding is helped along by the wife who would rather be with women. When the husband spots a woman he is interested in, our wife helps by causing a huge scene. Directly in front of the woman of interest, our wife, yells and screams at her husband and then walks out. The husband who has been nominated for Globes and Oscars then lays it on to the prospective lady and more often than not scores. Will and Jada Smith
3. What happens when your mistress bumps her head on the diving board of your pool, gets knocked out, and is underwater for almost a minute before anyone notices? Well if you are this over 45 Academy Award winning actor you say thank you God for those CPR lessons that the former lifeguard now hooker and other member of the threesome was forced to take. She not only dragged the mistress out of the pool, but also gave her mouth to mouth and got her breathing. One or two more minutes in the water and this actor wouldn't have a career anymore. Sean Penn
4. Remember the TJ hooker blind item. No, not the William Shatner show. Although there really was nothing else on television those Saturday nights. Was it Saturday? Love Boat and Fantasy Island were Saturdays, and I know all three were on ABC. Anyway, our actor got his little vixen a work visa. Seems she is going to be a nanny for the actor and his lady. When you see the tabloid pics of the 20 year old Hispanic in the background with the kids you will have it solved. Johnny Depp
89. TED
CASABLANCA 06/01
One Jerk-Off Blind Vice: What can you really say about a guy like Wendell
Waxer? First off, he's damn lucky. See, Wendell was attending film school
on the East Coast when he was "discovered" on the streets. Wendell scored
a semisweet deal acting on a network offering. Pretty fortuitous, considering
our comely Wendell had no acting training whatsoever. W2 eventually ditched
school and headed for T-town with his long-term girlfriend from college.
Now, keep in boo-hoo mind, the good-intentioned, blushing g-f moved out west
to support her man, who promptly got a huge-ass head from his newfound stardom
and dumped her ass. Nice. Now, Ms. Dumped Derriere would surely hasten one
to not only not date her creep-a-zoid old flame but also to not invite him
to dinner at your pad. See, during a holiday when W.W. couldn't make it home,
a good college bud of his graciously asked Wen to spend the time at his fam's
place. And Wendell caused a huge fracas at his guest's house over a friggin'
board game. Apparently, mean-ass, egomaniac Wendell made his host's younger
sibling bawl over a game of Scattegories. W2 promptly got booted by the host's
horrified mama. Later on down the line, after his big network debut, his
same amigo from school was making a movie. And despite Wendell's pleading,
he didn't think W2 was quite right for any parts and chose not to audition
him. I mean, the guy had never even taken any acting classes, so it's
understandable why someone might have doubts, right? Apparently not to
narcissistic Wendell, who did what any mature person would do. He stopped
speaking to his former friend. Like I said, sweet. Sounds like someone needs
some attitude rehab, among other things. AND IT AINT: Doug Savant;
James Denton; Shawn Pyfrom
Wendell Waxer:
Jesse
Metcalfe
90.
AUSIELLO
REPORT 06/01
As I see it, showbiz produces two kinds of divas: the ones with talent and
the ones without. And as infuriating as the former can be to work with, it's
the latter you really have to watch out for. Just ask the stars of a certain
critically acclaimed series. They've learned firsthand what it's like to
work alongside an NTD (no-talent diva), and they're dishing and telling to
anyone who'll listen. Good thing I'm a really good listener. According to
my spies, this particular NTD suffers from a major case of PPWFE (pretty
and privileged white female entitlement), and her prima donna behavior is
alienating nearly all of her costars. Even worse, she is widely viewed as
the weakest link of what is arguably one of TV's finest ensembles. So not
only is she a drag behind the scenes, but she's proving a liability on screen
as well. But you know what? Karma's an even bigger bitch than she is.
Ellen Pompeo; Minka Kelly; Ali Larter; Katherine Heigl
91.
NY
DAILY NEWS 06/03
Which married actress in a hit prime-time show has been propositioning her
boyish co-star? She recently texted him while he was on vacation in Mexico,
saying: "We have chemistry - I really think we could make it work."
92.
NY
DAILY NEWS 06/04
Which publicity-loving New York socialite just took a free trip to Europe,
ostensibly for a charity event, then was too cheap to pay for drinks at the
after-party because it wasn't an open bar? "She didn't pay for a thing while
there," sniffs a fellow traveler. Tinsley Mortimer
93.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/04
When you hold an after-party in a hotel you are just asking for trouble.
This A+ list film actor who is not married but is in a relationship decided
he wanted to sample several different appetizers last night. He started off
with something Live'ish because she is the in thing and he wanted to see
if he still had it. He had it enough to get a phone number, but no further.
He then moved on to his "fallback." He always has luck with these ladies,
even though this one is a little older and a first-timer. She was smitten
and ready. He put the charm on and said he would be back. Going back to the
age group he finds more appealing he found gold in one of the aforementioned
brightly dressed people and proceeded to take her up to his room for some
fun. Back in about 45 minutes and with the maid being called to clean his
room, he went back to his fallback and charmed her some more. Spent the night
with her as far as I know. Definitely took her up to his room.
A+
film actor: Bruce Willis (dating model Tamara Witmer)
Live'ish in thing: Eva Mendes
fallback:
brightly dressed people:
94.
NY
DAILY NEWS 06/05
Which designer is the subject of rumors within his own company that his latest
stint in rehab was just a cover while he healed from cosmetic surgery?
Marc Jacobs
95.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/05
One girl is not enough for this singer/producer. VERY recently our
singer/producer spent some adult time with his protege mistress and this
married celebutante. The celebutante and the mistress just couldn't get enough
of each other so they moved on to one of the singer/producer's condos. The
singer/producer joined them after a bit, but didn't stay the night as he
had to get home to the kids. Wonder if the video cameras were on or
off.
singer/producer:
P. Diddy
protege mistress: Aubrey O'Day
married celebutante: Tinsley Mortimer
96.
ASK
THE ANSWER BITCH/E! ONLINE 05/20
Now, your treat. Here is a legend currently circulating in a very, very small
circle about a very, very famous actress. About a decade ago, she is fresh
and blushy and unknown. She, the mean rumor goes, sleeps her way onto the
set of a popular drama by doffing her clothes for one of the male stars.
The shows producer notices the actress looks real nice. The actress
turns her sexual high beams onto a producer, who rewards her with a part
on another show. The actress next sets her sights on film. She reveals her
rosy flesh to an A-list actor, who in turn helps launch her career on the
big screen. She is now wealthy, respected and considered one of the nicest
and most professional girls in town. Dont bother writing to me to ask
who it is. Heres one clue: Youre not getting a clue.
very, very famous actress: Jennifer Garner
male star: "Felicity" Scott Foley
producer: J.J. Abrams "Alias"
A-list actor: Ben Afflect "Elektra"
97.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/06
This black actress (if you can call her that) had a thing for married men
in the NBA and NFL. She also had/has no boundaries in regard to her career,
she did what she had to do, with men and women to get roles. NBA wives were
ecstatic when they heard she was getting married but unfortunately, that
enjoyment may be short lived. She and her husband are having major problems
due to her low character and his infidelity. Her logic, "two can play this
game." She's gotten in touch with her girls and told them to let the ballers
know, "she's discreetly down for whatever with whomever." Gabrielle
Union/Chris Howard of the Jacksonville Jaguars
98.
NY
DAILY NEWS 06/06
Which publicity-hogging socialite has a reputation for copying the posh mailing
lists of the charity boards she's on and selling the information for $5,000
a pop? Tinsley Mortimer
99.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/06
#1. The reporter everyone here loves to hate is the cause of the friction
between this gorgeous A/B list star and her boyfriend. Seems back in January
and February the money man and the reporter spent some time together which
caused some tension in the relationship to say the least.
Maria
Menounos/Jessica Alba (yeah, I called her gorgeous- was probably drunk)/Cash
Warren
#2. The actress I love to hate and her deadbeat are about done. She'll be keeping everything of course. Seems there is even more to be revealed about the hubby that makes everything worse. Brittany Murphy/Simon Monjack
#3. An update on maybe the reason for a breakup between the former A list television actress and now just an annoying wannabe B list film and her relationship with this comedy actor. Turns out that perhaps our actor didn't just have a fling with a girl or two, but managed to get one pregnant as well. Turns out one of the flings gave birth a few weeks ago. The time line is right, but there is no birth certificate yet. Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn
100.
NY
DAILY NEWS 06/07
Which daytime goddess (who clearly isn't a medium) has her staff call in
that size when contacting fashion houses? The assistant then casually adds,
"You might want to throw in some larges and extra-larges, too."
Oprah
101.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#1**
This B list actress who has a fondness for women has been doing very good
at staying off the booze after her recent trouble. VERY recently however
she fell off the wagon in a big way and embarrassed herself and others as
she tried to hit on every woman at an event. When she was rejected she would
curse at them, then one minute later be all smiles and move on to the next
person.
Michelle
Rodriguez
102.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/07 **#2**
Aaaah. Summer time. Vacations, reunions, and visits to your real wife and
child. Yes, that's right. So what happens when you are a struggling actor
and move out to LA and leave the wife and child behind? No one really notices,
because no one knows anything about you. Maybe after a few years you don't
go back to your hometown all that much because you are moving up the career
ladder. A few more years go by and now you are on the cusp of A list. You
have it all. Films, some television, and magazine covers. Part of that list
status is because you are single and hot. Find a woman in LA who completes
the publicist's dream and even go through a wedding ceremony that doesn't
mean anything because you never took out a license. Why? Because you are
still married to the girl back home who you have been supporting along with
your child and they have kept really quiet. Not completely quiet. Just really
quiet. Your new B list television actress wife is in on the secret but she
isn't as good as you in keeping secrets. Word starts to spread just a little.
Now you are worried. What do you do? You head back to the hometown this summer
to try and work out a deal with the wife and kid. We'll see.
103.
THE
UNDERGROUND BUZZ 06/07
--This man has achieved success in everything he has done (theatre, movies,
books and TV). He wants to branch out in other areas, but Hollywood wants
to typecast him in the same role. He is desperate to prove that he can do
more, but he cant get away from his most famous character.
Tyler
Perry
--This Pro Football Player is married with a young child. He gives off
the image of a clean cut guy. Thats why it was so surprising to hear
that he was getting chased by groupies in a parking lot following a party
for a famous Singer.
Pro Football Player: Ronde Barber
famous Singer:
104.
PEREZ
HILTON 06/07
What vegetable-headed celebuspawn, whose father claims she's sooo "anti-drug,"
was spotted smoking marijuana in the middle of the recent Killers concert
in Las Vegas???? Rumer Willis
105.
TED
CASABLANCA 06/07
One Bound 'n' Bagged Blind Vice: There's a certain actor who's in the rags
these days. On the cover of one of those sorry-ass publicist-sanctioned suck
jobs, actually. Let's call this performer Rubba-Rubba Release, shall we?
Yes, that suits the schmuck perfectly. Now, R.R.R.'s career has hit more
questionable points than Posh Spice has bones showing. Nevertheless, audiences
and Oscar voters alike have had their frenzied moments with Rubba, so despite
having participated in some of the most lampooned flicks ever made, R3 possesses
awards that many people would murder their mothers, mistresses and spouses
to possess. (Ah, such is the way in H-town, where cops have the best sugar
tits round, right?) But I do wonder: Could Rubba's debatableat
bestrep be the reason R.R.R.'s recently on the cover of yet another
widely distributed zine? Uh, nope would be the best answer I could provide.
That's 'cause R-honwho's well experienced in the relationship gameis
ensconced in yet another rocky hookup, due to R.R.R.'s myriad dicky dalliances
that R. just can't seem to stay away from. Including with the editor who
just put the three-initialed slut on the damn cover, don't you know. AND
IT AINT: Steve Carrell; Oprah Winfrey; Hugh Jackman
106.
POPBITCH
06/07
Which Hollywood mega-star has just employed the services of LA's top exorcist
to cleanse his house? The charlatan charges five grand a day to drive out
the evil spirits. Mel Gibson
107.
NY
DAILY NEWS 06/08
Which Oscar nominee, briefly linked with a top model, is infamous with one
ex-girlfriend for once suggesting an intimate act that involved a vacuum
cleaner?
108. HOLY MOLY
06/08
--Which boyfriend of a member of a now-defunct female vocal band is renowned
for playing away from home, while his long-suffering girlfriend sits at home,
desperately trying to ignore his blatant bed-hopping? This Beckham lookalike
is a successful businessman in his own right and the pair have been featured
in the glossy magazines declaring their love for one another. Unfortunately,
in private the male has confessed that he could do a lot better for himself,
and has his pick of willing partners, but stays with the homely star as he
wants to be famous. The lady in question should get rid of him sharpish,
because it may be an Eternal Flame, but Love Doesn't Have To Hurt, does it?
Atomic
Kitten's Liz McClarnon
(engaged
to Lee Trundle)
--A mole spotted a certain British guitar legend in a bicycle shop recently (Condor on Grey's Inn Road, if you insist) and described him as resembling 'a rather haughty tanned scrotum'. The shop assistant was fawning over his famous client so much that he was beginning to resemble Gollum meeting the Queen, and his gasps of delight when a bike was finally sold to the great man were a joy to behold. Eventually, the cap-doffing shop boy began to take the guitarist's details, inevitably requiring various bits of information. "And sir's e-mail address?" The reply was just a touch surprising for our lurking mole. "Yes," said the man once described as 'God' by some fucking idiot with a spray can and an expanse of whitewashed wall, "My e-mail address is lordknobrot@**********.com." Without raising an eyebrow or missing a beat, the toadying continued: "And can I ask, is sir spelling that with a 'K' or an 'N'"? Eric Clapton
109.
3
A.M. GIRLS 06/08
WHICH movie star has taken to leaving abusive, drunken messages on her ex's
answerphone? No surprise that the once-friendly relations have turned sour.
110.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/08
I didn't believe the rumors at first. This TV actor was just too rugged,
handsome and masculine. Just last week, a source emailed us regarding his
double life. I was still doubtful until "Sky Villa," received a grainy cell
phone video clip (with audio) showing our actor making a complete spectacle
of himself at a 'tranny strip club.' He was seriously making it rain as he
shouted, "You better shake that thing, 'girl.' Bring it home too daddy!'
Despite the fact that some of the strippers looked like linebackers in drag.
My jaw dropped. as he tossed back drink after drink. What I found just as
shocking, this actor seemed to be in his element in this "low rent," alternative
strip establishment. And you could tell, this wasn't his first time patronizing
a club like this. He was way too comfortable in this surrounding. What makes
this story disturbing, he dates women, he's been married, and he has children.
I don't know if he's currently married but he has always had a girlfriend
or a wife. As soon as Sky Villa cleans this video up, it will be sent out
in a encrypted stream for our subscribers to view. Hints: He is a TV actor,
not a film actor and he played a cop on TV. It's not Phillip Michael Thomas
or Ron Glass.
Henry
Simmons Jr
111. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER
06/08
#1. Are you an extra and want to be seen on camera more or given a bit part?
This A list director who already has a bad reputation can make it happen.
That is of course if you are willing to do everything he says for the entire
shoot. If you do, it seems that he keeps his word and delivers. One extra
was so good she even got a few lines to say and now is a regular on a hit
television show.
Brett
Ratner (Dania Ramirez "X-Men"/"Heroes")
The next two are from the friendly neighborhood accountant.
#2. Many actors enjoy strip clubs. They enjoy the attention they receive
and they have the money to make sure they are treated great. Spending $10,000
in a night is not unheard of. This A/B list actor who showers infrequently
loves strippers but doesnt like going to clubs. I guess hes shy.
Anyway, what our actor decided to do was to pay three strippers to be on
call 24/7. He pays them each $5000 a month to show up at his place within
one hour of a phone call to them. The only day he guarantees them they will
be off is Christmas and the anniversary of something important.
Keanu
Reeves (anniversay, the death of his child)
#3. This former A list film actor who could maybe move back up has got heat in the past for going to strip clubs. Some say it was even the reason behind at least one relationship going bust. Therefore our actor hides behind the computer. He goes online to webcam girls where he can be who he wants and do what he wants with anyone and there are no repercussions. In 2006 he spent about $50,000 on webcam girls. At $2.00 a minute that would mean he spent about 5% of the year online staring at them. Ben Affleck (When you look at Ben Affleck in 2007, it really was a big question whether he would make it back to A list)
#4. Its not only the ladies who like to give back their dinner to the porcelain throne. Seems as if this former A list television actor who has more looks than talent has been going through a dry spell lately. No one wanted to hire him anymore because he had been putting on the pounds. Too lazy to exercise, but wanting a job, our actor used a combination of diet pills and vomiting to get himself back on television this fall. Jason Priestley
112.
NY
DAILY NEWS 06/10
Which 17-year-old TV hellion has taken to boozing extra hard in NYC clubs
now that a Los Angeles crackdown on underage drinking means she can't get
through the door in Hollywood?
Hayden
Panettiere
113.
NY
DAILY NEW 06/11
Which Hollywood actor who makes a living playing college jocks likes to
incorporate another dude into his workouts, bro, and not just as a spotter?
Seann William Scott
114.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/11
1. This lead singer of a multi-platinum 80's band which was an MTV staple
has been secretly in rehab for the past month. While there for his drinking,
he is also required by a court to undergo anger management counseling as
a result of domestic violence issues.
2. This B list brunette actress who has been in exactly four movies this year hooked up with her married leading man, A-list co-star on one of the films. He's still married and living with his wife, but it didn't stop our happy couple from going house hunting over the weekend. Eva Mendes/Nic Cage
115.
BILLY
MASTERS 06/11
What movie megastar has a young Filipino boy set up in a Santa Monica bungalow?
Someone who can't handle the truth. Tom Cruise
116.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/11
(SUGAR MAMA): This black female celebrity continues to have a thing for much
younger men. She also has a reputation to go along with it. Her attraction
to younger men is so bad-whenever a man is down on his luck or damn near
homeless, he knows to contact her. He will get a hot meal and a roof over
his head. All he has to do is provide sex and be younger than her. She's
known as a "easy mark." This woman is also known to pay men for sex and to
gift them with expensive gifts. In the past, men have stolen jewelry and
other expensive items from her and recently, we received reports that her
latest boy toy has left because the majority of her money has run out. She
only has enough money to barely get by, day-to-day. She can no longer afford
to pay gigolo's or give them expensive gifts. Over the years, men have put
her through so many changes, that it's affected her career, she's missed
deadlines and disappeared from the public eye on occasion. Now, that she's
down on her luck, she has no one to take care of her as she struggles to
recover financially. Terry McMillan author of Waiting to Exhale
and How Stella Got Her Groove Back
117.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/12
Actress salaries obviously vary. An A lister is going to make more than A
B, etc. USUALLY. This B list film actress who is thin, usually blond, and
has surprisingly good teeth can often be found in A list movies and gets
paid just as much as any female A lister. She has been making A list money
even when she was just C list or even just doing bit parts. How does she
manage such big paydays? Have you noticed how she primarily works with the
same studio for most of her films? It could have something to do with the
fact that a studio boss was in love/lust with her and she seduced him and
did him and filmed it with his knowledge. You can see where this goes. She
has several copies of the tape and knows how to get them to his wife. Letting
the company pay for your mistakes with a higher salary for an actress is
much easier than having your wife divorce you and taking your personal
fortune.
118.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/12
(KARMA): This black female celebrity is a singer. During her peak years,
she was always attracted to the pretty boys to no avail. Over time, she became
unlucky in love. She continuously tried to use her fame to lure good looking
men but they were only interested in one night stands. She became bitter
and resentful especially when she saw other women in committed and loving
relationships. On a few occasions, she tried to come on to her friend's
boyfriends behind their back. She hated seeing others happy when she was
so miserable. She turned her anger towards a beautiful aspiring black actress
in Hollywood who happened to be involved with someone our singer wanted.
She was so resentful, she tried to smear the actress and blackball her, she
even had her messy friends making prank calls from blocked numbers. Finally,
she met a man (also famous) who seemed to want her. They married but the
fairy tale soon became a nightmare. This man appears to be easygoing and
in love with her but in reality, he is known for sexually harassing women,
he was also named in a paternity suit and he loves to have phone sex with
hookers. Our singer is aware of his infidelities and chooses to look the
other way because she went through so much to get him. Her logic: A little
piece of a man is better than not having a man at all. Hints: Her husband
is not a rapper, athlete, model or singer and he's well known within the
black community only.
black female singer:
aspiring black actress:
husband:
119.
AOL
Blackvoices Jawn Murray 06/12
I hear that a listening party for a sexy R&B starlets forthcoming
album became a pity party after media guests began sharing with the label
staff "how bad they thought the music was." A source tells me that by the
time the last song was played, journalists had the same sentiment: "The album
sucks!" Could that be the delay in its release? HINT: Its not Kelly
Rowland Mya
120.
PEREZ
HILTON 06/13
What pretty boy British model that's dating a MANly former sitcom actress
is also into men??? Yup, he's bisexual. 100%, sources tell us. Wonder if
Chin knows???? We're sure she's heard about his former druggy past!
Jennifer
Aniston/Paul Sculfor
121.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/13
Which follicly challenged A-lister recently got busted by hotel management
while viewing gay porn on the internet and his wife was sleeping in the other
room. Turns out, in the suite next door there was a small trash can fire.
Hotel management knocked on our star's door. They didn't get an answer, but
thought they smelled smoke. When they entered the room, they found the star
with frank in hand watching gay porn. Maybe that's why he puts his wife to
bed early every night.
John
Travolta
122.
THE
UNDERGROUND BUZZ 06/13
This young Actor/sometimes Singer has no idea he is being played by his current
fiancée/girlfriend. Hes a really nice guy, but he has fallen
for a hoochie. She is using him for his fame.
Nick
Cannon/Selita Ebanks
123. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/14
Which male model, who was recently in the tabloids due to his love life,
had such bad paranoia due to his monster coke habit that on a weekend in
the Hamptons a few years ago he slept with a kitchen knife because he was
convinced people were out to get him? Paul Sculfor; Calum Best
124.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/14
The blind item from the NY Daily News today reminded me of this first one:
#1 This actress you have never heard of was very popular with a certain kind
of guy and was often stalked. She started keeping a knife under her pillow
at night. One night, her boyfriend, who is a foreign A-lister came into her
room when she thought he was out of town. As he bent down to kiss her, she
brought the knife up and stabbed him. Our actor was in a committed relationship
at the time so nothing was said about where he was or who he was with. BUT,
if you see him now with his shirt off, there is a scar along his right pectoral
area that is about 2 inches wide.
This one comes from AP:
#2 At a thing last week, AP was in the bathroom and a C list actress starts
talking about what she had done the night before. Turns out she was hanging
out with this definitely not ugly A list film actor as far as name recognition,
but in reality B list because he needs a strong cast to open well. He is
heroic though. Anyway, the two of them were enjoying some adult activities
and she started to do move down and do something with her mouth, when he
practically screamed, "No." In all her many experiences, she had never got
that type of reaction and so decided to take a much closer look at the member
in question. A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then
and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning.
HINT:
The actor has not been married since the blind but has had a lot of unprotected
sex judging by his progeny being born. He is still really close to A list
and he is foreign born. His condition might be the reason he rarely has long
term relationships and seem to be on and off.
Colin
Farrell/Carmen Electra
125. TED
CASABLANCA 06/14
One Effed-Up Blind Vice: Now, Ive heard of studios having it in their
stars contracts (or, at least, agreed to under the proverbial slutty
table) for them to hook up off camera, just to drive the rag-addicted ones
into a ticket-buying frenzy, but did you ever think such plotting poop-heads
would ask their leads to...bust up? Nope, nor did I. Im such a romantic
fool, ya might say, never thought that one would go down. But go dirty-down,
it did. Well, at least its supposed to, when Virginal Vexed finally
goes public with the fact that shes broken up with her gorgeous and
multitalented guy, Bi Cepps. Oh, how damn twisted is this town, already?
Dont answer that. Instead, read on: Prom Night Naughtiness is expected
to pack 'em in, certainly in the teeny-pimply crowd, thats fer sure.
The soon-to-be released flick ishow shall I put this?a groundbreaking
hotbed of entertaining yet importantly cheesy effects and moods. Typical
kinda pic thatll make audiences scream yet feel like theyve left
actually learning something, ya know? Like Courteney Cox taught us in Scream
3 that all us journos are evil, right? Regardless, Ms. Vee thinks her man
is pretty demonic, has for some time now. Could that be why everybody shes
worked with on her past films wants to boil the potty-mouthed witch in oil,
with Joan Rivers' excised body parts for proper seasoning? But thats
not the point, which is simply that, conveniently for Virgy, Proms
distributor requested that V. and her man, Bi, break up shortly after the
films release, just to ensure that much more mindless lapping from
the more gossipy movie fans. This is not a joke. AND IT AINT: Jessica
Alba/Cash Warren; Vanessa Minnillo/Nick Lachey; Naomi Watts/Liev Schreiber
126.
Popbitch
06/14
Members of this ex boy-band have revealed that they used to enjoy groupie
orgies on their tour-bus as some of the band were too young to legally go
to bars and clubs. Take That
127. NY
POST 06/15
--WHICH newsman and TV legend has been able to keep his skeletons in the
closet for decades? He has two children out of wedlock who are now adults
living in New Jersey. Walter Cronkite
--WHICH muscle-bound ballplayer likes to bring his wife to strip clubs, where the couple enjoys wild times in private back rooms? He doesn't mind when his wife gets blind drunk because then she can't see the fun he's having.
--WHICH governor is seeing so little of his wife that she's seeing a lawyer? George Pataki
128.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/15
#1. With the writer's and actor's strike looming, this show has been filming
almost constantly. The male star of this network drama has been doing so
much coke and speed to keep himself alert during filming that he looks wildly
different not only from each episode to the next, but even from scene to
scene which is causing even more filming. Keifer Sutherland
#2. Just because someone got married within the last three months doesn't mean this B list television actress should stop sleeping with her ex-boyfriend does it? Claire Forlani from "CSI: NY," who recently married Dougray Scott, boyfriend/Keanu Reeves
#3. The dog fighting scandal that has rocked professional football could be set to claim another participant. This time it will be one of Hollywood's brightest young film stars. Only B- list, but rocketing up quickly, this actor has hosted dog fights and even breeds them. Not a huge scandal on its own, but he also says he's a vegan and an outspoken supporter of animal rights. I guess he may have to rethink that whole thing huh? Shia Labeouf
#4. This married A list male actor who has been in a number one film within the last year or so recently stopped in to an adult video store. He rented four movies starring the same actress. The clerk said something to the effect of our actor must really like the actress. Our A lister said he was going to f**k her later that night and wanted to see what he was getting in advance. Nic Cage
129.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/15
She had to have him, despite 'gay,' suspicions from family and friends. Although
he was effeminate, he dated women. This convinced her that he was straight.
She chased him down. Thought he was the prettiest black man she had ever
laid eyes on. Only problem, he was in a relationship with a beautiful black
woman but he weighed the options and realized, his "not so secret admirer"
could do more for him, career and connection wise. He dumped his girlfriend
and hooked up with her. At first, he was taken aback by her-in your face
personality. But, he tolerated her. After they became involved, she started
complaining to friends that he only got aroused if they had backdoor sex.
She didn't heed the warning signs and continued to lavish gifts on him. She
married him. During the marriage, he stopped being in denial and finally
embraced his homosexuality. Before long, he started applying lip gloss. Despite
suspicions, she didn't leave him. He steadily kept a eye on her finances,
when he was confident that enough was left in her account for a reasonable
settlement, he divorced her. He now lives with his boyfriend. Meanwhile,
she is damn near broke and struggling to survive. Hint: She's not a author.
130.
THE
SMOKING GUN 06/15
The operators of an X-rated Paris Hilton web site exposed the credit card
numbers and identities of about 750 subscribers who signed up after the site
recently returned online in the face of a federal court injunction, The Smoking
Gun has learned. After a tip from a visitor who read TSG's June 11 story
about the re-launching of the site, parisexposed.com, a reporter was able
to easily access the subscriber list by changing a few characters in the
web address for the site's sign-up page. Included in the lengthy list are
a subscriber's name, e-mail address, password, phone number, mailing address,
and credit card number. On the following pages you'll find a printout of
the list, which we've blurred to obscure all confidential information. The
document includes personal information on subscribers who, over the past
two weeks, have paid a "re-launch special" price of $19.97 for a 30-day
subscription to the site, which is stocked with explicit home videos and
photos of the imprisoned heiress. After TSG sent an e-mail to parisexposed.com
this morning, the list--which appears to have been available for weeks--was
removed from the site six hours later. It is unclear, of course, if anyone
else noticed the security breach, which exposed confidential information
on subscribers (one of whom is the son of a famous TV news personality) from
across the U.S. and 27 foreign countries.
131. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/17
Which top model and train wreck actress shocked onlookers at an outdoor gifting
suite in L.A. by busting out what one witness swears was a crack pipe?
132. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/18
Which lovely blond actress has been attracting more attention for her coke
habit than her fledgling career lately? It's not just her friends who are
worried.
133.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/18
Introduction: A few years ago, I remember an incident where a black female
celebrity went bankrupt. She also had a child. Her pride prevented her from
accepting a job for $20 dollars per hour, 40 hours a week because she would
have to come in contact with the public. She considered it humiliating, if
fans saw her working a regular job, it would remind her of how far she had
fallen despite the fact she had a child to feed. She would eventually get
on welfare which paid much less, but this way, she could remain anonymous
about being broke.
FOOLISH PRIDE: Now, we have a similar situation with a black male celebrity. His credit card constantly declines, he's always borrowing money from family & friends and he refuses to work a regular job, due to ego. He has fallen so far down, that he's a step away from living under a freeway underpass or living in a homeless shelter. He 's finally realized, that his heyday is a distant memory and he can't lure women the way he use to. In the past, due to his "lover man," reputation, women would hookup with him, feed him and let him stay as long as he liked because he had name status and they could show him off in front of their family and friends. But now, substance abuse has affected his sex drive and he doesn't keep his appearance up and he looks unkempt and women no longer find him appealing. We reported in a blind item last year, that a member of a once popular group was now a gigolo and due to his name status, he was making money but the subject of this blind item can't even do that because rumors persist regarding his lack of personal hygiene. It 's not below him to sleep on a friend's kitchen floor with a blanket and pillow. Like our female celebrity, he refuses to get immediate income by working a regular 9-5 job, despite the fact, he is nearly homeless with no forthcoming royalties or pension. He would rather be broke and starving then to take on a regular job for quick cash and benefits. Bobby Brown
134.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/18
You looking to find some of the biggest names in Hollywood all in one place?
Movie stars, basketball players, producers? Head over to Koreatown in LA.
There is an internet cafe that isn't really an internet cafe. It actually
holds a high-stakes, cash only poker game that requires a $100,000 minimum
buy-in, plus a $50,000 initiation fee into the club. Wonder why a celebrity
who always said they would never do a commercial suddenly turns up in one?
How about because this A+ lister lost $2M in one night. Of course, his pain
was eased by the companionship of several different women during the night.
You do get something for that $50,000 initiation fee.
Ben
Affleck
135. Jawn
Murray, AOL Black Voices 06/18
Sources say that a certain African-American singer/actor was really glad
when he learned that a Broadway star's new baby wasn't biracial. Said singer
apparently had a one-night stand with a married Broadway babe, who happens
to be Caucasian, and shortly afterward she found out she was pregnant. Could
you imagine the theater actress trying to explain to her Caucasian husband
how she had a biracial baby? Usher
136. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/19
Which rising country star who markets himself as straight and Southern actually
has a boyfriend and is from a chilly corner of the Midwest? Jason
Aldean
137.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/19
#1 This star basketball player has been in trouble before at home and away
but had his life back on track. Now, it appears that maybe things aren't
so great at home. He and his wife don't sleep in the same room, or even on
the same floor. Maybe it has something to do with that hot little thing he
has been sneaking around with two or three times.
Shaquille
O'Neal
#2 This B list comic film and television actor is engaged and loyal. EXCEPT that he thought he had a chance with a Playboy model and so began blowing off his soon to be betrothed. Our actor called, texted and squired around the Playboy model but with absolutely no luck. Turns out she was just using him for favors and presents. He found out when she was spotted making out and all over this A list film actor. Our actor's fiancee' doesn't seem to have found out, although they have not been spotted in public together since this all began.
138. 3
A.M. GIRLS 06/19
WHICH vain - and stupid - rocker uses crack to stay thin? He's so afraid
of looking porky, he's getting a nasty habit.
Steven
Tyler
139.
Ausiello-Report
06/20
The Sopranos' cliff-hanging finale still has people talking, but in Hollywood,
it's one TV titan's reaction to the polarizing swan song that has folks buzzing.
This A-list auteur whose work on a certain long-running series made
him one of the wealthiest and most sought-after writer/producers working
today gathered a group of pals together to watch Tony's farewell in
his new blinged-out screening room. When the TV went blank at the end of
the episode, he (like the rest of America) thought a meteor had struck his
satellite dish. But when he realized that that was the intended ending, he
threw a tantrum that would've made the cast and crew of a David O. Russell
film cower in fear. According to one invitee, he started yelling and ranting
about what a cop-out David Chase had pulled, adding that he had gone through
hell trying to figure out an appropriate ending to his hit series, but Chase
apparently felt no such pressure. You-know-who got so worked up that, per
my mole, "It was embarrassing and uncomfortable." So, who's the TV big shot
who went bada berserk? Philip Rosenthal "Everybody Loves
Raymond"
140. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/20
Which cable chat up-and-comer was fired after her efforts to glom onto the
network's marquee name and a gay anchor freaked them both out?
Rachel Marsden/Bill O'Reilly/Shephard Smith
141. 3
A.M. GIRLS 06/20/07
WHICH rock star's sibling fell over in a filthy festival loo while snorting
cocaine off the cistern? They missed their footing and guests could hear
their cries.
142.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/20
Her career started off promising and then she hit a snag. Behind closed doors,
she's not the goody goody she pretends to be in front of the camera. She
made a sex tape with a ex-boyfriend who is also famous and she's worried
it may end up on the internet, eventually. During her peak years, she overspent
on unnecessary material objects but she had become accustomed to playing
the rich big shot in her family. Now, she's guarding her money flow. This
black female celebrity has emotional problems away from the limelight, that's
why she can't keep a man. Currently, she's undergoing a meltdown due to career
failures, stress, etc. From afar, she continues to resent singers like Beyonce
and Rihanna because they have the type of career she desperately wants.
Christina Milian, and ex-boyfriend Nick Cannon; Brandy and ex-boyfriend,
Quintin Richardson
143.
UNDERGROUND
BUZZ 06/20
Once upon a time this Rapper was on top on the world. He had numerous hit
songs and the respect of the industry. He is very talented, but he has a
lot of issues in his personal life. He left the rap game at the height of
his popularity. He now has a new career, but he is still dealing with the
same issues. He is bisexual, and he loves transvestites. A lot of his friends
feel he should come out of the closet and be true to himself.
Mase
144.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/20
I've heard this before, and allegedly Very Bad Things is loosely based on
it to some extent. However, I always thought of it as a Hollywood legend
until I recently met someone in the producer's family. When I say family,
there is one widow and one child. No other family. None.
A fairly minor producer died within the past month or so. It wasn't really noteworthy for the most part, but there were three or four very happy actors to see him pass. All of the actors are aging, but not George Burns old or anything. In fact, they are still A list at least by reputation. Could they carry a movie OR television show on their own anymore? Probably not. Are they regularly in movies AND television? Yes. See, back in the day there was a party like you could only have in Hollywood's glory days. Martinis, cigars and lots of beautiful women. Well it turns out that one of the beautiful women didn't go home at the end of the night. There was some incident involving either five or six actors. Two have died. Not knowing what to do, these actors got a studio gofer, now our dead producer and told him to get rid of the body and not tell anyone about it or tell anyone where the body was buried. Throughout the remainder of the producer's life, these actors took care of him, but were always afraid he would spill the secret because he was the only one who knew where the body was buried. No body, no case. Now, they are just worried that something will show up in the estate sale and some person will stumble onto a letter or some other evidence hidden in a desk drawer which will come back to haunt them. Maybe that's why one of the actors offered to buy the house with everything in it at a price that is twice what the place is worth. Still waiting to see if it will be accepted, but there won't be an estate sale yet for sure. The actors think they are being careful and that their true motives are unknown. Not at all the case, but the producer's widow is happy to take their money and be done with it. One hint is they have all been in at least one western. Although it could be on television OR in a movie.
145. JANET
CHARLTON 06/20
This hot hunk of an actor is desperate to have a career. He's young, pretty,
and stupid, and the only decent acting job he ever got was because he slept
with the TV series creator. The show made him rather famous, but that's over
and now his career is faltering. He's getting ready to make the ultimate
sacrifice of switching teams once again. He's got his eye on a powerful and
connected member of Hollywood's gay mafia who's known for having lavish parties
and helping the cute young guys that he sleeps with. Jesse
Metcalfe
146.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/21
#1. This blond (95% of the time) bimbo like singer heads into her local Starbucks
several times a week. The workers at Starbucks have told you repeatedly that
latte is not pronounced latty. You think it's cute to keep doing it. They
find it very annoying and you don't want to piss off people who handle your
food or beverages. They also find it annoying that you seem to make a comment
about the tip jar every time you are there which is directed to no one in
particular but makes the other customers wince.
#2. This fairly hot younger singer, also usually blond has been married for a couple of years now. Her husband hasn't seen her naked since their wedding night. She doesn't feel right about it, so its always lights out before she comes to bed in her men's pajamas. Her nudity issues don't extend to her dogs who shower or bathe with her every day, even on the road. These baths or showers can often last an hour.
147. TED
CASABLANCA 06/22
One Needling Blind Vice: Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the
rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything
from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these
days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name
it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper
delish in the process. Well, she used to, at least. Lately, F2's once enviable
bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned
about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry
types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey. See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly
good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being
accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented
T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch
to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood
movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's
got what's known as...a heroin habit. Well, she's hardly the first dame in
this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's
just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our
do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late. Gosh, wonder how long before everyone
finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure?
It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust. AND IT AINT: Jessica
Biel; Kelly Ripa; Keira Knightley
Angelina
Jolie
148.
POPBITCH
06/22
Bear in mind this is a British website, so the answers are most likely
British....
--Which celebrity guest got steaming drunk at John Terry's wedding last weekend and spent the evening on the mirrored dancefloor loudly telling the other female guests what colour pants they were wearing?
--This TV food expert likes to get his girlfriends to dress up in school uniform, before asking them 'Have you been a naughty girl?' Then he bends them over his knee and spanks them with a cane. He claims it is stress relief but he obviously likes to be the Master in his relationships. Gregg Wallace
149.
LAINEYS
GOSSIP 06/22
Whats worse than Rossum?
(http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4963) Whats worse
than Rossum is a CHEAP celebrity. Whats worse than a CHEAP celebrity
are two CHEAP celebrities. Both successful, both earning millions, both with
new projects on the go
both in Toronto last weekend treated to a
complimentary dinner at a posh supper club. And leaving only a six dollar
tip. SIX DOLLARS. Of course the teenage fan defence will be that stars
dont carry cash. Fair enough. But if you dont have cash, do whatever
it takes call your farking manager, call your assistant, call your
band if you have to, get a few bills and tip the hard working server who
has to make your punk asses happy for 2 hours, would you? As of Thursday,
no follow up visit has been made for more generous gratuity. Un. Forgivable.
But then again, not that surprising. Shes always been a twat anyway.
And hes a twat for loving her.
Avril
Lavigne
150. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/22
What married mogul has persuaded his mistress to deny that he's the father
of her newborn baby? Behind the scenes, he's said to be providing handsomely
for the infant.
151.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/22
This female celebrity was discovered by a famous black man. This man also
happened to be her boyfriend. Only problem, he was married to another woman.
Despite this, he spoiled her and eventually left his wife for her. He introduced
her to the right people in the industry and helped her career tremendously.
How did she pay him back? As soon as she achieved success, she dumped him
and replaced him with a white boyfriend. She also distanced herself from
her black friends and only hired white dancers to appear in her videos. But
she's still in the public eye. Over the years, allegedly, this woman has
become a pill popping sex maniac whose attracted to men half her age. She's
become so pathetic -it's rumored she needs sex just to get through the day.
And when she's not popping pills, this rumored lush is throwing back drinks.
And, according to rumor, she's also spent a small fortune on gigolo's. Not
only does she use them for sex, she also uses them to battle loneliness.
She's a walking train wreck waiting to happen and a ticking time bomb waiting
to explode.
Paula
Abdul
152.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/22
#1. This teenage actress hasn't been seen with her boyfriend lately. Maybe
it has something to do with the fact that he took her virginity and has been
telling anyone who will listen that he's ready to find the next one now.
Hayden
Panettiere
(Stephen
Colletti)
#2. Speaking of virgins, this virgin actress is about to say so long to her husband because she's tired of him doing nothing but making a living off her name and not even doing a good job of that. Tori Spelling
#3. The Virgin Mary she ain't, but this blond 420 friendly actress recently paid for a new roof for an elderly neighbor who has no homeowners insurance and is on a fixed income. Cameron Diaz ("Something About Mary")
#4. Speaking of insurance, this married B +/- actress is set to begin filming on a new movie in a few months. It keeps being delayed though because no one wants to insure her, and the fairly large all B+ cast needs to get it done before the strike. No insurance in the next week or two means a new leading lady for the film. Brittany Murphy
153. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/24
Which hip-hop playa likes to take his wedding ring off before hitting the
N.Y. party circuit? The married mogul scored the number of a pretty blond
editor last week. Damon Dash
154. NY
POST 06/24
IT was like the good old sex-ed-up days in Motley Crue for Tommy Lee last
week at the Download Festival in England. Lee was hanging out in his dressing
room with a famous rock star's daughter and another woman when the two ladies
started "going at it," our spy reports. Lee enjoyed the private show while
deejaying in the corner and tried to get some friends to join in on the action,
but they passed and walked out. Lee just kept playing music and egging the
girls on.
Kimberly
Stewart
155. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/25
Which young actress, angling for a club owner who wouldn't leave his starlet
girlfriend, settled for hooking up with the venue's manager instead?
Young
actress=Michelle Tractenburg
Nighclub owner=Scott Sartiano
Girlfriend=Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Manager=Brandon Hirsch
156.
BILLY
MASTERS 06/25
Could it be that a certain Hollywood heartthrob is battling an ever-expanding
waistline? Sources on the set in New England tell us that the former hottie
(who hasn't looked good since he cut his hair) was called on the carpet by
the studio brass. Good news - he's getting all meals catered in his trailer.
Bad news - he's been BANNED from the craft services table and put on a strict
diet. And the crew has been instructed to blab if they catch even a whiff
or sniff of any verboten vittles. Leonardo DiCaprio filming
"Revolutionary Road" in Bethel, Connecticut, USA
157.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/25
Rewind: Last year, we reported on men complaining about the lack of personal
hygiene issues regarding a very popular female rapper. Apparently, this female
hip-hop star has "feminine odor," problems that she has yet to correct. Sadly,
this isn't the only problem she has. If any woman in her entourage receives
more attention than her from a celebrity or fan, she explodes! The employee
will be sacked the following day without explanation. Rumor has it, she fired
an overworked assistant for not being able to get her on "People Magazine's
50 Most Beautiful List." She's so conceited and full of herself, she figured
she would be a shoe in. Despite not having a hit record in more than a few
years, this woman has an A-list attitude and thinks she's God's Gift To Men
despite the fact people still discuss and laugh about her offensive feminine
odor behind her back. Hint: She is very famous and popular in the black
community. LiL Kim; Foxy Brown
158.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/25
So there was this Bachelorette party this past weekend. No, not EL's. Although.
No, never mind about her. This party guest is a singer/actress with the
squeakiest of squeaky reputations. A list for name recognition, but closer
to B or even B- for everything else. So at the party there were male and
female strippers. Our actress/singer got drunk and decided to experiment.
First she decided to take the male dancer's bottoms off and had him sit on
her lap while she how shall I say this? Helped him along. He didn't finish,
but from what I gather it was close. She did however help one of the female
dancers to finish and was finished by her in return. Everyone was shocked
because (a) the first time ever anyone had seen her drunk. (b) the first
time anyone even guessed she knew what was down a man's shorts, let alone
how to help him along, and (c) never has anything nice to say about lesbians
and gave no indication she ever was going to give that s shot.
159. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/26
Which married-with-kids film star was out picking up women in L.A. Saturday
night? Says a tipster: "The hilarious part is that you can see he's got a
designer baby seat in the back of his car while he's hitting on my friend."
Cuba
Gooding Jr.
160.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/26
#1 What looks challenged record producer with the very hot lady has been
seen driving around town in his new bazillion dollar convertible holding
hands and kissing another man? Scott Storch; Jermaine Dupri
#2 This Academy Award nominated actor used to be A list in films even though he got his start on television. Now he's just struggling to stay clean and not doing a good job of it. He is on a very strict allowance and not given any cash. When he was invited to a party last week at a house, our former star was caught looking through a pile of women's purses looking for money. Our actor wasn't even embarrassed to be caught and didn't even bother apologizing. The host slipped him a couple of hundred dollars and told him to leave and not come back. The guests didn't lose any money, BUT, one of them lost a little bag of powdered candy. The woman in question was heard saying "That little (not referring to our actor's size) f**k stole my coke." Haley Joel Osment
161.
GRAZIA
06/26
1. This over-exposed cover star is usually made-up and airbrushed to the
max. But fashion students who recently met her were not only shocked by her
dismissive and uninterested attitude, but also surprised by how horrendously
bad her skin was. The general consensus was that the A-lister needed to start
eating some more vitamins. Kate Moss
2. Some celebrities just take no chances with their image. This big-screen actress has a contractual clause for photoshoots and films, which says that any skin blemish or spot will be digitally removed to ensure her complexion always resembles a perfect, flawless English rose. Catherine Zeta Jones
3. This long-standing movie couple are incredibly popular with their neghbours, both in Hollywood and at their rustic vacation home, as they always bring the best marijuana with them to share at social gatherings. Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn
162.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/27
This hip-hop veteran has serious psychological problems. His favorite drug
cocktail: Crack, anti-depressants and Vicodin. These drugs have made him
a paranoid, bi-polar acting fool. We are receiving reports that his money
is getting low and he's freaking out even more, if that's possible. Although
he's married, he tells his boys to be on the lookout for his type of woman
24/7 and they don't have to be cute, just freaky looking. Reports indicate,
sex with him is similar to a act of rape. He also has more kids outside of
his marriage than he has with his wife. His wife doesn't seem to care. If
this rapper doesn't eventually get help for his numerous emotional problems,
sadly, he may be the next rap fatality. DMX
163. THE
UNDERGROUND BUZZ 06/27
1. This R&B Diva hasnt had a hit in 20 years. She can still sing
and looks amazing, but she has the worst attitude. At a recent concert in
Florida, the staff hosting the event could not believe how rude and nasty
she was. Shes been behaving like this for years. Diana
Ross
2. This NBA Player is in the midst of making one of the biggest changes
in his young career. He is a nice guy and the future of the NBA. He has never
won a championship, and now he may be moving to a team to finally catch the
big one. If the move happens, he better be careful. The team already has
a star player and he is a hater. He was behind the exit of another star player,
and he wants all the attention for himself, but he needs help from other
players, to help the team regain their dynasty status.
Young NBA player: Kevin Garnett
Team: LA Lakers
Star player and hater: Kobe Bryant
Star who exited: Shaq
164.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/27
1. So this record company is starting a new boy band. Trying to keep it hush
and hush and waiting for the right time to spring another bubblegum nightmare
on an unsuspecting world. So three of the boy banders are set. They all have
been paired off with appropriate girlfriends and I mean friend. The girls
are up and coming actresses who have a chance to make it big or at least
make some noise. The record company doesn't want scandals they just want
photos of the couples. The problem is that a scandal is sure to occur because
at least two of the boys are gay and don't really care who knows. The problem
is that the record company is one that doesn't know for some reason and so
this will get messy when they find out their boys are up for anything and
anyone.
2. This B list actor (only television, no film) who is currently the star of a network television show recently became diagnosed with HIV. He contracted it from drug use. The producers don't know yet, but a few of his fellow actors in this ensemble show do.
165. NY
DAILY NEWS 06/28
Which iconic pop star is an even better businesswoman than she is a singer?
She has allowed the press to misreport her latest real-estate purchase by
$3 million to bump up its resale value. Madonna
166.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/28
1. Actress - "Honey you go on and I'll be there in a minute. I have some
more press to do." Actor/BF/C lister - "OK." The B-minus list actress then
heads for a limo and climbs in. Stays in for ten minutes and gets out putting
on fresh lipstick, and trying to fix her hair while she walks away. Out of
the limo shortly after is an A list television actor (by definition) and
sometime film actor checking to see if anyone noticed while tucking his shirt
back in. Only about 30 people are standing around the limo. I'm sure no one
will say anything. Ooops. Guess they did. Did I mention the A lister has
a girlfriend?
B-minus
list actress: Megan Fox ("Transformers")
Actor/BF/C lister: Brian Austin Green
A list television actor (by definition) and sometime film actor: Josh
Duhumel
A lister's girlfriend: Fergie
2. How dumb can someone be? You may have noticed that there is an A list aging, but not old film star. Actually not A list. He's definitely A+. Some might even throw on another plus. Anyway, you will notice there is a certain woman he dates for a month or two and then she disappears. She then returns in six or seven months for another month or two. This cycle has been played out for a long time. Turns out that she is dumb. (How dumb is she?) I'm glad you asked. She is so dumb that our A+ actor has got her pregnant at least three times. Each time he tells her that he has had a vasectomy and so she can't possibly get pregnant. She always believes him and is always getting pregnant. In fact when she gets pregnant is when she disappears. Seems that is the actor's goal each time. George Clooney/Krista Allen
167.
HOLY
MOLY 06/28
Which high-profile celebrity, with a very famous ex-wife and a face like
a dusty scrotum was rather drunk and boasty at a recent press party in
Manchester? Even though he has a new celebrity partner, he was waxing lyrical
about the prowess of his ex-wife in the bedroom, claiming: "XXXX used to
suck my cock for HOURS ON END! I used to lie back while she hoovered up every
last bit of pre-cum." Have you guessed yet?
high profile celebrity: Tommy Lee
ex-wife: Pam Anderson
new celebrity partner: Kimberly Stewart
168. TED
CASABLANCA 06/28
One Horny Improvement Blind Vice: Houses in Hell-Ay, just as domiciles round
the world sometimes can be, are often used as backgrounds for movie and TV
film projects as well as photo shoots. In fact, there are companies that
specifically farm out T-towns more posh houses for whatever media project
comes a-callinand Im not talkin porno shoots
(thats a diff number ya call, trust). These housing minders like to
think theyre discreet (usually they are) finaglers of design and commerce,
sort of architectural matchmakers, if you will. Very snitty and highbrow,
exclusive, that sorta thang. Which is why Butt-Burning Bruce, media and film
legend of sorts, called one particular firm like the ones mentioned above.
B3 hasnt exactly been working that much as of late (so, no, all you
hard-working detectives, it aint Monsieur Willis, Ill say that
much right now). Mr. Bee, uh, needed some lootfast. What better way
to score some major quickie moolah than to rent out his supercool lovelorn
pad perched so magnificently in the City of Fallen Heartthrobs, right? So,
he did. And now he regrets doing so. See, when the film company that subsequently
came in to take advantage of B.B.B.s hipper-than-slick streamlined
job, what just about everybody involved on the project got instead was what
B. left in the oversize master b-room. And, no, I dont mean he simply
forgot to flush. Butt-Burning failed to remove a fancy jewelry box from a
polished bathroom counter. Not that fabulous gems and baubles could have
been stolen, not at all. Carats of far greater value (i.e., kinkiness) were
inside: sex toys, to be exact. Guess theyd been placed on the counter
for washing, one supposes. And sure as you can smell a whole lotta
strawberry-flavored lube right about now, B3 had an entire assortment of
dildos, whips and ticklers in the wooden container. Used. All of it. Gross
me out with an industrial-size bottle of 409, already! Hey, Bruce, dont
you know youre supposed to put that crap in the dishwasher, boyfriend?
Gosh, straight guys never know how to get really debauched efficiently, do
they? (By the by, B-boy, those playthings for your partneror you?)
AND IT AINT: Harrison Ford; David Hasselhoff; Cuba Good Jr.
169.
PANACHE
REPORT 06/29
They say the wife is the last to know. This is the case with a popular black
female singer. Not only is her husband cheating with women off the Internet,
he's using her money to lavish them with gifts. While the singer works like
a dog to put food on the table, her loser non-working husband lounges on
the computer, posting ads on dating services when he's not watching Oprah,
stretched out, with his feet propped up, clutching the remote in one hand
and holding a can of beer with the other hand. He's real trife. He's pimping
her big time, she's his instant cash flow and meal ticket and she doesn't
seem to care despite family members questioning her about his lack of motivation.
He's so sorry, he can't even order out or cook for her when she returns home
from a local performance. He expects her to cook dinner for him regardless
of how draining her performance might have been. He tells his boys, he hit
the lotto. He never expected to be retired from doing anything while still
in his 30's. Hint: It's "NOT" Mary J.
170.
ENTERTAINMENT
LAWYER 06/29
#1. This B list film actress who is an A list gold-digger and not afraid
to take it all off in films was recently stopped by police for driving a
stolen car. Turns out her boyfriend had bought it for her, but kept it in
his name. When he realized what a gold digger she was, he kicked her out.
She left in the car and he reported it stolen. No charges were filed.
Denise Richards/Richie Sambora
#2. What actress is using rehab as a hedge against jail and not really to get clean? Lindsay Lohan
#3. Go back in time and you will see this married A list film actor has a problem with a great deal of body hair. Body hair on top of body hair. Then, a month or so ago. Poof. All gone. Why? His new 20 year old girlfriend could handle the age difference but not the hair so he had it all waxed. Psssst. Everywhere. Yes, even there. And yes, there also. Robin Williams
#4. Juicy? The others weren't juicy enough? How about a top fifteen highest paid actress about to come out either on her own or with a good shove from her girlfriend. Jodie Foster
171.
3
A.M. GIRLS 06/30
WHICH singer pops pills with his daughters on a regular basis? They even
have the same dealer on speed dial.
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