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1. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/01
WHICH famous rocker's son is really into popping pills? We wonder what his
father would think of the lad getting completely wrecked? Gene
Simmons
2. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 09/02
Which drug-addled celeb failed to get her daughter accepted by a posh L.A.
private school after she sent the nanny to the parent-child interview?
Courtney Love
3. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 09/03
Which Broadway leading lady is privately telling friends she can't stand
her own show?
4. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/04
WHO'S the dizzy star who dropped her bag at a bash to reveal ecstasy, LSD
and "enough coke to blow your head off?" She's blind to the fact that one
day she'll get busted.
Paris
Hilton
5. JANET CHARLTON
09/04
Recently the LAPD conducted yet another dramatic sweep of public restrooms
on the west side where gays congregate. Were THEY surprised when their raid
nabbed a very famous actor in the wrong place at the wrong time! Some cops
were dumbfounded because many of them are fans of this seemingly sraight-arrow
guy and he has always supported police work. The cops were almost as embarrassed
as HE was. The actor's PR people worked their magic with the police department
and the incident was forgotten - until NEXT time. John
Travolta
6. NY POST/PAGE SIX 09/05
--WHICH rapper who's unco-operative with cops is also uncooperative with
cocktail waitresses? He doesn't like to tip. Busta Rhymes
--WHICH female head of a cosmetics company used to be a man? Company employees watched the executive as, "first he wore more feminine suits, then switched to full-on dresses and then got the ultimate cut," said our spy. Andrea Jung of Avon
--WHICH married artist should tell his girlfriend to tone it down? The socialite has been shopping all over town, ringing up huge bills on his credit card and telling everyone about their affair.
7. BILLY MASTERS 09/05
--Could it be that an anonymous attendee at the Emmys had a juicy story to
share with me? Seems that after last year's Emmys, he met that oft-mentioned
reality stud at an after-party. Drinks were drunk. Compliments were swapped.
Then bing, bang, boom, the anonymous attendee got mounted by said stud in
the bathroom (the boy did complain that the star wasn't particularly large
and had some difficulty getting hard)! He couldn't believe I wasn't shocked.
The only thing shocking about this tory is that the amazing dude was the
top! Reichen Lehmkuhl of "The Amazing Race"
--Could it be that I had a close encounter with the subject of one of my most notorious blind items? I certainly caught him off guard with my particulary chipper greeting, and he certainly had on significantly more clothing than in those scandalous photos (and yet less than some felt appropriate). He stopped, chatted for as brief a time as he dare, and then nervously made his exit - as if being exiled. Jeff Probst
8. LAINEY'S
GOSSIP 09/05
The Fearless Flamer and the Locker Room Staredown: Gossip, conjecture, rumour
- my lawyer would want me to remind you of those 3 beautiful words when
considering the report below. And fair enough, certain celebrities are a
lot more vicious than others, especially when protecting their inside gay…
you know what I mean? Again… gossip, rumour,
conjecture…bullsh*t… blah blah blah! And in the interest of protecting
those who can be harmed by the Fearless Flamer, and since I am nothing if
not a cowardly little bitch, let's use superfun, supereasy code names. Trust
me, don't even bother emailing me afterwards. YOU KNOW the answer… I
promise. The scene: Toronto. An elite celebrity, an internationally recognised
married celebrity, a BIG BIG name is in town shooting a movie. We'll call
him the Flying Star. The Flying Star spends time relaxing and working out
- so to speak - at an exclusive, private health club that offers members
access to a full range of amenities, good enough for the rich, good enough
for the famous. Two incidents… The first: another club member, a very
goodlooking man I've named Daniel, finishes his work out, showers, puts a
towel around his waist, heads back to the locker room, and notices a portly
man staring at him. It is, of course, the Flying Star. Daniel is a nice fellow
so he obliges the Flying Star in some idle chitchat, becoming increasingly
uncomfortable under the heavy weight of the Flying Star's heavy-lidded gaze,
an appreciative gaze, as the conversation progresses, even though Danny is
not one to read to the National Enquirer, or any of the blogs, least of all
mine, meaning he had no advance knowledge of the Flying Star's legendary
leanings. And yet he knew that the Flying Star was 'going there' but did
his best to ignore his gaydar… until the question came… Flying
Star: Do you like to sauna? Daniel: errr… ahem… yeah… sure…
Flying Star: Wanna go to the sauna with me? And this was not a football sauna
invitation - like cracking knuckles and drinking beer and picking your
nose…it was the kind of invitation George Michael would accept - you
know what I mean? Now being a straight man, Daniel was obviously scared sh*tless.
However, since he was raised with class and good manners, Daniel graciously
declined and hightailed it outta there because as my husband says - 'being
polite is one thing but I don't have to get naked to be polite.' Words to
live by, non? Anyway, that's a pretty innocent encounter when you take it
on its own…but when you consider that there have been multiple occurrences
in the same club, you begin to wonder if the Flying Star is running a little
short on Martian Medication, great for making babies and suppressing gays.
The second incident is as follows: Still at the club - our victim is a well
toned male massage therapist I'll call Antony. Antony knew that he'd be assigned
to the Flying Star - and who hasn't heard of the Flying Star??? As such,
he was thrilled, couldn't wait…poor sod didn't know what was coming.
The day of the appointment arrives, Antony asks the Flying Star which body
parts to focus on (a common question during massage therapy, nothing smutty
there), and the Flying Star replied that he was doing a lot of dancing in
his new movie and needed a full body, including 'glutes, stomach, and groin'.
So far so good. Antony begins to work, makes small talk, talks about his
job, his aspirations, turns out his dream job is actually a fiery role the
Flying Star took on not too long ago. Everything's all good, progressing
normally, and then the Flying Star starts chatting about himself…said
he'd been married for more than 10, less than 20 years, and of course Antony
(being a man with traditional values etc) is very, very moved, and tells
him so, for a Hollywood player to remain committed for so long in this day
and age, he's even more impressed than ever before. Then the Flying Star's
face took on a 'weird' expression…his eyes didn't move from Antony's
face. At this point, he asked Antony to massage his stomach and Antony obliged.
But then the sheet 'slipped' off, and since the Flying Star was not wearing
underwear, Antony was treated to the Flying Star's standing excitement, and
Antony quickly pulled the sheet back up, and all the while, the Flying Star
kept smiling, kept staring. Next thing you know, the sheet 'slipped'
again…Antony's starting to freak out at this point, sweating, uneasy
- he pulls the sheet back up again, to no avail because wouldn't you know
it, the sheet 'slipped' again …for the third time!!!, And so Antony
did what any straight, harassed man, powerless and faced with a million dollar
c*ck would do… he made up a girlfriend and started yammerin' on about
her incessantly, but the Flying Star would not be deterred. He next wanted
to know what part of the body Antony preferred to massage and a flustered
Antony quickly replied - The Back! Thank Goddess the hour was up, Antony
beat a hasty retreat, and went off to the locker room to regain his composure.
He took a shower, wrapped a towel around his waste, and proceeded to the
sink, foamed his face, and began to shave. Unfortunately, the Flying Star
seemed to materialise out of a disco ball and ambushed our poor Antony. He
complimented Antony on his beautiful physique, he admired Antony's 'cute'ness,
he lamented his own loneliness in Toronto, and all the while, Antony can't
shave fast enough, nicking himself several times in the process, finally
extracting himself from the Flying Star's lechery, resorting to changing
in the bathroom stall to escape any more advances. Oh…and one more
thing…the Flying Star didn't leave a tip. Seriously…what is this
dude's thing with massage therapy? And why on earth is he getting so
bold??? John Travolta
9.
RADAR
ONLINE 09/05
Acclaimed Actor Blows His Lines: Which young actor gives a true Method
performance in a recent film? The star, who has a reputation for devoting
himself to roles with scary intensity, got into character with the help of
regular cocaine infusions, according to a source on the set. In several cases,
he was actually high on-camera for scenes in which he was supposed to be
strung out. The directors, far from getting concerned over the actor's habits,
encouraged them—whether to keep him happy or to enhance the "authenticity"
of his performance, the source couldn't say. Joaquin Phoenix in 'Walk
the Line'
10. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/06
WHICH ex-band-mates put on a good show for the cameras at a recent bash but
hate each other really? As soon as one of the girls walked off, the other
hissed: "She stood on my dress again."
11. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/07
WHICH pin-up returned from a toilet trip totally wired? The brazen babe spent
much of the evening in the loos - and we doubt it was down to a dodgy
tummy.
12. POPBITCH 09/08
--Which trendy novelist's last two books are rumoured to have been
ghost-written? Dan Brown ghost writer, his wife
--Married with children and a high-flying Hollywood career, this A-lister was known at his New York performing school as "Two Tricks", and was famous for on one occasion, for giving blow jobs to eight men consecutively in a closet. John Travolta
13.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 09/08
One Reserved-Parking Blind Vice: Another Hollywood bustup. Boo-freakin'-hoo.
Excuse me if I'm not exactly cryin' into my hanky. In this town, where
relationships last about as long as lunchtime Botox sessions, peeps who manage
to stay together are the real newsworthy ones, don't you all think? Anyhow,
I never really thought Pete Poked and Charmaine Chuck-Up were such hot 'n'
heavy lovebirds in the first place. I mean, you can't place your Prius in
a spot that's already taken, can you? 'Course not! Kinda like how Char-love
couldn't possibly be the stylish ride of choice for Petey's daredevil desires,
'cause he's already had a serious shotgun boyfriend for quite sometime. Yes,
that's right: Just like Toothy and so many of the friggin' rest of 'em, P2
likes the boys, not the girls--no matter how thin or pretty or pouty they
may be. I'm told this par-tick tight boyish twosome enjoys sportin' weekend
jaunts to the mountains, where they can hit the slopes and canoodle by
candlelight far, far away from those pesky papa-Nazis. Wonder if Charmaine
recently found out about these little snowy va-cays and went berserk, hence
their recent bustup? Or maybe she knew about them all along and is just dumping
him now that her face has become so gaunt, she can't even fake the fake no
more? Note to snitty types: Eat! Or your emoting capabilities nosedive, as
it were. IT'S NOT: Jessica Simpson/John Mayer; Jennifer Aniston/Vince Vaughn;
Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott Orlando Bloom/Kate Bosworth
14. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE...09/09
Which music star - who might be mentioned on this page - used to tip bemused
hookers with a copy of his latest CD?
15. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE...09/10
Which superstar classical music soloist has a sex addiction that keeps audiences
waiting while he gets his fixes backstage?
16. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/10
WHICH actress-turned-singer absolutely honks of sweat according to a guest
at a recent party? At the bash other revellers were edging away from the
lady in question because her pits smelled so bad. Juliette Lewis
17. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/11
WHICH singer is pill-popping again, despite saying he's changed his ways?
The gurning star in question reckons he's given up ecstasy, but it didn't
look that way during a recent night out in Ibiza. Robbie
Williams
18. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 09/12
Better watch which celebs you accept a drink from.Imitation of Christ designer
Tara Subkoff was overheard complaining at the company's Pink Elephant after-party
that a certain Hollywood Oscar winner recently drugged her cocktail. "At
a party last week, [the famous actor] put a roofie in my drink," she said.
"From now on, I get my own drinks." Since the actor in question — ahem
— isn't exactly a ladies' man, can we presume she was joking?
19. JANET CHARLTON
09/13
This actor enjoys playing wise cracking heroes and cops and his characters
are usually quick on the draw. Maybe that affinity for guns has carried over
into his private life. The guy was dining alone at the fancy Belvedere restaurant
in the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. Out of the blue he turned to the
waiter and said evenly "I need a gun." The waiter gulped and the actor continued
"Do you carry a gun? I need to borrow it right now!" The actor seemed agitated
and the frightened waiter told him he didn't have a gun. The server reported
the conversation to the manager and the manager hastened to calm the actor
down. The meal ended without incident, but the servers are still talking
about the strange encounter. Mickey Rourke
20. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/13
WHICH beleaguered singer has had a lavish album launch party cancelled by
his label after a run of bad press? The powers that be have decided there
isn't much to celebrate at the moment. George Michael
21. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/14
WHICH US actor, fond of Brit babes, uses dubious methods to pull his girls?
The reckless star walks into clubs and asks the girls, "which one is going
to f*** me?" That shouldn't be allowed.
22. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/15
WHICH American star is so desperate to hang on to her youth she's just had
her second face-lift in three years? She's told pals it's because she can't
face the prospect of high-definition television. Teri Hatcher;
Nicolette Sheridan; Katie Couric
23.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 09/15
One Porn-Addicted Blind Vice: There's an A-list star. Said luminary is addicted
to smut. Oh, aren't we all? Well, yes and no. I mean, I like the nekkid boys
'n' girls on the Internet as much as the next voyeur (man, did I have to
turn the volume down on that last Colin Farrell skin flick I clicked into,
boy sure knows how to make 'em scream!), but let's face it: The real McCoy
copulation beats the kind you watch any day of the horny week. Right? Wrong,
says Mona Streamline, who, like, lives to watch X-rated raunch on her
fancy-schmancy computers, wherever she happens to be traveling. And since
M.S. is majorly in demand, movies-wise, as of late, that be a whole lotta
looky-loo lovin' the girl's been up to recently! Now, like a lotta addicts--me,
I'm recovering from the booze, dope and ciggies, one day at a time--things
weren't always like this for Ms.S., who's married to a fine guy. In fact,
the couple both looked at sex stuff on the VCR long before the Internet made
such naughty activities so commonplace. But then M.S. found herself in myriad
trailers and hotel rooms round the world, so she began packing those little
VHS cassettes for her own use. Makes sense, I 'spose. Just not to the extent
where Ms. S.eventually found that she preferred the prerecorded thang (certainly
once the online opportunity blew up right smack into her slightly surgeried
face), as opposed to the genuine salami Mona swapped vows with all those
years ago. Now, the old hitched couple is in counseling to see if there's
anything that can possibly be done to return Streamline to her original,
real-life lovemaking ways. So sad. Hey, isn't this usually a dude prob, though?
Rad, man! IT'S NOT: Rene Russo; Jada Pinkett Smith; Goldie Hawn
Meryl Streep
24. LAINEY'S
GOSSIP 09/15
Grizzly, Grumpy, and High: All one person. Not that doing drugs is any kind
of shocker but a supposed family man? A serious actor? Settled down and severe?
Apparently what happens in Toronto stays in Toronto. So as I’m sure
you know, celebrities don’t procure their own happy substances. That’s
what wranglers are for. Go-to-guys and girls assigned to the task of purchasing
the poison and getting it into the hands of the stars who want it. Popular
local hot spot, A list actor is itching for some action. His runner is dispatched
on the errand and comes back with more than enough to satisfy a five member
rock band. But on this night, only one knight is the user, and according
to my source – lock tight at that – he did so much blow it’s
a wonder he hasn’t died from a heart attack. Which explains the Jekyll
& Hyde behaviour. Super accommodating one day, sullen and snarky the
next. Method acting perhaps… but still, if I were the woman in his life,
I’d probably keep a closer eye.
Heath
Ledger
25. HOLY MOLY 09/15
Which British used-to-be-big singer, on his recent European tour, insisted
on three "high-class" hookers on his rider every single night. This proved
to be a nightmare for his poor Tour Manager, who exacted revenge... Unbeknownst
to the singer and his Kestrel, when he went through his vocal warm-ups each
night in his dressing room, they turned his headset mic on so all the crew
could hear him. In true Gareth Cheesman style, he honked out "I AM THE SAVIOUR
OF BRITISH R&B" in scales, over and over again. Seems the only thing
he was born to do was be a twat. Craig David
26. POPBITCH 09/15
At the recent MTV video music awards, things didn't go so well backstage.
One female stage manager was beaten up by the entourage of a very famous
hip-hop star, just because she tried to get him on to the stage at the right
time. And an MTV producer was overheard complaining that "we've lost control
of the backstage area due to all the guns being sneaked in!" Bodes well for
next year.
27. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/16
TWO prominent Hollywood stars are running a lucrative business selling intimate
knick-knacks pilfered from the royal households. I'm told:"One lives in Hollywood
and sells Prince Charles's cast-offs to feverish Anglophiles, and the other
lives in Europe and deals the Queen's bath towels and pillowcases (complete
with stray hairs) to Eurotrash wannabes." Strange but true!
28. NY POST/PAGE SIX 09/16
--WHICH former butler should stop writing about past employers and start
chronicling his own adventures? A New York gay blade is telling friends he
had a hotel-room tryst with the married father two years ago.
Princess Di's butler, Paul Burrell
--WHICH famous tycoon's ex-wife keeps getting "exhausted"? Every few months, she checks into the Passages of Malibu rehab center for a "rest." Marla Maples
--WHICH new girlfriend of a recently divorced sports star was overheard complaining that her giant of an athlete was far from gigantic below the waist? But she thinks that all the press about their romance will really jump-start her "music" career. R&B singer Stefani Vara and New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan
29. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
09/17
This black female celebrity has a drug history that she has briefly spoken
about but she seemed to conquer her demons because she worked in a few back
to back projects. Sadly, she is back on drugs, this time, it's heroin. She
and her boyfriend, who was also famous briefly (and who is a part of a musical
family) are crack house regulars. He smokes crack, while she shoots up. She
got introduced to heroin through her boyfriend's brother (also well known
and famous) who also shoots up. Instead of going to auditions, her whole
day is spent, getting enough money together by begging, borrowing or stealing
to cop heroin and crack. A great opportunity came her way but she showed
up under the influence of heroin and vicodin. She was so high, she was nodding
off as chills raked her body and track marks covered her left arm. She was
asked to leave and not to return. This gig would have paid her six figures
a month. This once attractive woman was arrested (a few months ago) with
her boyfriend briefly when a crack house was raided but she was released
shortly afterwards. It was a bit more complicated for the boyfriend because
it may have been a violation. This didn't make the news because white cops
were the arresting officers and the couple were unrecognizable due to drug
use and they "aren't big name stars" outside the black community. Don't be
surprised if this woman starts turning tricks for drug money because she
is seriously "chasing the dragon." Nona Gaye and Chico DeBarge
of the DeBarge family (She was supposed to be on Law and Order and was fired
because of drugs. She's spoken briefly about drug problems in the past. He
has spent time in jail in the past.)
30. JANET CHARLTON
09/18
A charter airline pilot told us that he had to kick a very famous blonde
celebrity off his plane leaving for New York last month. He said "The flight
hadn't even taken off and she started smoking something with a distinct metallic
chemical odor. Someone later told me it must have been crack. We warned her
to extinguish the cigarette - any kind of smoking is forbidden, She stalled,
saying "Just chill - I'm almost done. " She WOULDN'T stop smoking! We were
furious with her and forced her to get off the plane. Her luggage was dumped
on the tarmac beside her. Her publicist got off also and was unfazed - he
just flipped his phone and started making other arrangements."
Paris Hilton & her publicist Elliot Mintz
31. NY POST/PAGE SIX 09/18
-WHICH young actress is jealous of a leading lady of the same tender age
who is getting better parts? (They also both had sex with Jared Leto.) While
visiting a friend's house, the jealous actress spotted a DVD of a movie starring
her rival, ripped open the box, threw the disk on the floor and stomped on
it.
Young actress: Lindsay Lohan
leading lady: Scarlett Johansson
--WHICH two young male movie stars are making enemies because of the way they play poker? There's no proof yet, but other players at their high-stakes games - where wins, or losses, can reach six figures - have noticed the two seem to be working together, using subtle signals to team up on opponents.
32. BILLY MASTERS 09/19
Could it be that a certain feisty funny gal is fonda the ladies? So say folks
who saw the fiery filly (who is once again employed) vacationing with a number
of single senoritas of the Sapphic persuasion. She wasn't shy about her interest
in the gaggle of gals, and she definitely expressed her ire when she found
out two of the harem were flirting with each other (not nice when someone
else is footing the bill). I'm told that the colorful crack-up has the same
taste in ladies as she does in wine - white! Wanda Sykes
33. PEREZ HILTON 09/20
What pop star that recently gave birth is in pain apparently after having
a mini tummy tuck after her c-section? Sources tell PerezHilton.com she could
only have a quarter of an inch taken in because of the danger of having an
actual tummy tuck, but she is still in tremendous pain. The new mom is hoping
to recover fast and get her bod back in shape ASAP. She is popping Vicodin
right and left, smoking and drinking wine when she is awake. Britney
Spears
34. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/20
WHICH aging Brit diva is so vain she refuses to wear glasses even though
she needs them? She left one poor flunky stumbling around bumping into things
when she borrowed the woman's specs to read a book.
35. POPBITCH 09/21
This singer has been fighting a predilection for extreme drug use. Its a
battle he's currently, secretly, losing. Some time ago, when he was touring
Europe, the tour manager briefed local staff at each venue not to give him
any drugs. The singer befriended a local in Amsterdam and kept pressing him
to get cocaine. The star promised VIP gig tickets to the man, his wife and
children so eventually he agreed brought a couple of grams. Next day, the
man went to the star's dressing room to pick up the tickets but instead found
the singer and manager, with the singer pointing his finger, shouting "that's
the one, he supplied me!" Fired on the spot, the man's children never did
get to see the show.
36. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/22
WHICH model offered to make her teenage conquest breakfast - then presented
him with two huge lines of cocaine and a vodka?
37.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 09/22
Traceless Turncoat is either getting sloppy or impressively gutsy, maybe
a bit of both--as is often the case with very popular career gals 'n' guys.
T2, 'course, helps host a fairly popular TV offering. She has other
correspondents who help her with her bubbly duties, but there's one talking
head in particular who helps T.T. share and hone her hosting requirements
in front of the camera. Let's say this quasi-attractive head is, oh, Dorky
Dingleberry--name's not really important. The vital thing to understand here
is how much Trace-babe despises D.D. See, Traceless abhors the PR D. receives
(on a not so regular basis, so you really can see how outta control Ms. T.
happens to be), and she feels the producers of her little boob-tube offering
pay way too much time to the D.D.-ster. So, remember when I told you in our
last Turncoat installment about how the TelePrompTer princess was peddling
items on her myriad guests to gossip columns? Sometimes for cash? Well, now
Traceless is really upping the ante: She's including tacky little tidbits
about her almost homely nemesis/colleague in the wares she offers. Damn,
bitch, you somethin'! It's NOT: Diane Sawyer, Nancy Grace, Anderson
Cooper
TRACELESS TURNCOAT: Giuliana DePandi
DORKY DINGLEBERRY: Ryan Seacrest
38. 3 A.M. GIRLS 09/23
WHICH fashionista's daughter is seeking treatment for anorexia. She's told
pals her mother's barbed comments about her weight drove her to stop
eating.
Allegra
- Donatella Versace's daughter
39. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 09/23
Which loudmouth Los Angeleno has face-planted off the back of the wagon?
"His parents are furious," says a snitch. "The rehab cost them $80,000."
Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis
40. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
09/23 #1
A very handsome black celebrity male singer has a secret. He likes
transvestites (drag queens). He's hooked up with a very tall and slender
man who resembles a male model. In drag, he resembles a pretty brunette and
it's hard to tell he's man because his features are soft, he is convincing
in both roles. He can pose as a "male friend" one day, or the attentive
girlfriend the next day. Only a few people in the inner-circle know
the real deal.
41. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
09/23 #2
You don't have to be a gospel fan to know who this man is. This famous gospel
singer calls homosexuality a sin behind closed doors yet he was in a hushed
up scandal involving an underage boy. The information leaked out briefly
and then the story mysteriously disappeared. Rumor has it, the boy was paid
off and instructed not to go public with the very ugly allegations. This
singer continues to use women as "beards" while he's scoping out men on the
sly. His favorite hunting ground is his the gospel workshops across the country
(where he sometimes make special appearances). He tries to impress impressionable
young men with his fame and money. Donnie McClurkin
42. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
09/23 #3
This black female celebrity is "too many people." By day, she has given
motivational and inspirational speeches to young black girls regarding self
esteem, black empowerment and unity yet she is a lesbian who preys on white
women. I once witnessed her in action. I was on vacation in the Caribbean,
locals were buzzing about a celebrity hanging out at a particular beach.
When we arrived at the beach, there she was, her blonde lover was lovingly
rubbing her back with sun screen, afterwards, they kissed on the lips. Our
call girl sources inform us, she is a repeat customer at escort agencies
across the country and she always requests "blondes only." This woman keeps
the sex industry thriving. Despite her black empowerment and unity rhetoric
during daytime hours, it's interesting that she once gave a few white girlfriends
money to invest in businesses yet she is always talking about 'blacks don't
invest enough in their own businesses' while she continues to finance white
women with businesses, cars, allowances and bling. Black strippers have informed
us, "this black militant by day" shuns them in favor of white girls. She
doesn't even acknowledge their presence but she is known to stuff wads of
$100 dollar bills into the g-strings of blonde strippers. Some exotic dancers
rely on her generosity to pay their bills, they become ecstatic when they
find out she's going to be arriving at the club. When she arrives, they surround
her. We reported last year that this same woman belonged to a "underground
lesbian clique of famous black women" but dropped out when they refused to
integrate the clique. She is also a regular in the VIP section of gentlemen's
clubs where she receives lap dances. Sista
Souljah; Queen Latifah
43. NY DAILY NEWS 09/24
Which two female finalists on a recently concluded network reality show were
both hooking up with the program's (female) publicist?
44. BILLY MASTERS 09/25
Could it be that a certain socialite is in hot water? So say folks at Disney,
who tell us that the mischievous minx misbehaved during a VIP visit to The
Happiest Place on Earth (West Coast Version). According to cast members,
the accommodating 'actress' lit up a doobie and refused to put it out. The
bigwigs decided to teach a lesson to the blue-eyed babe (who, incidentally,
isn't really blue-eyed). As the Anaheim police sirens drew near, the poseur
put the pot in a most ingenious hiding place. If only it weren't a view we're
all so familiar with. Paris Hilton
45. JANET CHARLTON
09/26
This on and off couple finds it hard to call it quits because they have a
lot in common. They both LOVE being famous and enjoy having photographers
document their activities. Since they both have a history of substance abuse,
they TRY to stay away from temptation. But the most important factor that
has kept them together is SEX and plenty of it. They both have herpes so
they can freely indulge in unprotected sex with each other with no repercussions.
When they go out with OTHER people, they have to be careful! Jude
Law/Sienna Miller
46. PEREZ HILTON 09/26
What drama queen planted a recent item in Page Six??? Sources tell
PerezHilton.com that the fiery star is embarrassed that her boyfriend dumped
her and had her camp place the blurb. Additionally, the hot Greek shipping
heir who she's most recently been linked to think she's "pathetic and press
hungry," sources tell us.
fiery star: Lindsay Lohan
boyfriend: Harry Morton
Greek shipping heir: Stavros Niarchos
47. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 09/28
What married anchor is said to be checking the briefs of his network's legal
correspondent?
48. POPBITCH 09/28
A top celebrity publicist has claimed that which famous marriage break-up
was caused by the wife sleeping with her husband's brother?
49. JANET CHARLTON
09/29
UCLA's private cops thought they'd seen everything until they encountered
this respected actor on campus. At first they were thrilled when they happened
upon the tall, handsome guy who has played a cop on TV and many movies. They
all wanted to shake his hand. But eventually they compared notes and realized
he had a nasty habit of lurking in the mens rooms. After observing his suspicious
behavior they had no choice but to warn the actor they had so admired, to
GET OFF CAMPUS and don't come back.
50. PEREZ HILTON 10/01
What prone to be shirtless actor has been wearing a lot of bandanas lately
to cover up the fact that he's had some hair plugs put in? And, this is not
the sweaty star's first time getting transplants! Wonder what his Amigos
think about this? Matthew McConaughey
51. NY POST/PAGE SIX 10/02....
--WHICH recently rehabbed celebrity is back on the sauce? The guy just can't
stay away from the booze - or the women, much to his wife's distress.
Mel Gibson
--WHICH former supermodel is still gorgeous thanks to the wonders of plastic surgery? Not only is she a Botox addict, but insiders are marveling at what a great boob job she got this summer. Christy Brinkley; Cindy Crawford
52.
TED
CASABLANCA 10/02
There's no denying that Dorrell Sausage is hot 'n' hunky. His semi-famous
name and chiseled mug have been increasingly featured in the rags lately,
thanks to a string of high-profile romances. And this ain't by accident,
damn straight. D.S. went from dating a cute, fairly well known chica to
supposedly seeing Pixie Mixie, tabloid darling. See, the D-man wants to be
(more) famous himself, imagine that in this me-me-me enclave! And after a
halfhearted stab at the spotlight on his own not so long ago (prior to Pixie
time), it seems Mr. Sausage--a somewhat cognizant realist with thin lips,
thicker things elsewhere--realized it's way easier to get press when you're
attached to an It creature. Indeed, Dorrell's latest cutie-coupling has gotten
tab headlines, fer sure. "It's getting serious!" all the rags proclaim, alongside
pics of the two honeys holding hands and swappin' spit. Howevah, just reminds
me of one of those Teri Hatcher spreads--all pose, no meat to go with the
paparazzi potatoes. See, Dorrell has been sober for a while, even though
he "used to drink entire bottles of tequila," said one of D.S.'s ol' imbibing
buds. Nevertheless, Mr. Sausage has since cleaned up his act and is now busy
denouncing drugs and hard partying. More unhungover intrigue: Pixie is D.S.'s
sober sponsor, which explains why they're spending so much time together.
"They're really just friends," according to my chemical-free source. But
this tricky twosome so knows that playing coy with the press and letting
themselves be linked equals double the headlines and even more media attention.
Seems good old-fashioned fame is the real drug of choice for both of them
these days! Oh, and if you need the usual fornicating-where-one-shouldn't-be
stuff (as if last Friday's mailbag from adventurous and horny readers wasn't
enough), then let me leave ya with this gross thought: Bitchy Snitchy, no
stranger to these mut-tarred pages, is not only unapologetically stepping
out on his spouse (not his first, either), he's stepping out on his
stepping-outtee! The Viagra-powered nerve. Not half as nervy as the fact
that all of the female steps, as they might be, work for B.S. Turd.
And it's NOT: Wentworth Miller/Tom Hanks; Aaron Carter/Will Smith;
Nick Carter/Mel Gibson
Dorrell Sausage: Brodie Jenner
Pixie Mixie: Nicole Ritchie
Bitchy Snitchy:
stepping-outee:
53. LAINEY'S
GOSSIP 10/02
Matching cheekbones, matching blow: It's their love connection - why does
it always come back to drugs? She much more famous than he, yet equal in
consumption, they're now taking their partying public, not afraid to lock
themselves into a stall and shovel away, only to reemerge moments later rednosed
and raring to go. The problem now is that he's being accused of being a bad
influence when it's more like the other way around: she needs it, he needs
her, he went along for the ride, and now he needs it even more. Which is
why his friends, his family, his reps…they're urging HIM to make the
break before life imitates art, and since she's put him on the map now, it
probably wouldn't be a bad thing professionally to make the cut, if only
he would listen. But he adores her. And she adores *it*. And they adore doing
it together… A LOT. Not Heath & Michelle, not Keith &
Nicole, not Pete & Kate Keira Knightley/Rupert Friend
54. BILLY MASTERS 10/02
Could it be that I had an encounter with several male "Idol" contestants?
I planned on sharing this anecdote that would have not only "outed" these
boys, but left my readers wondering if any heterosexual male has EVER tried
out for "American Idol." But since these former finalists allegedly plan
to come out on their own, I won't bother. One of them asked me to prepare
questions about his sexuality. I suggested that he prepare for a more likely
question: "And who exactly are you?"
55. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/04
WHICH troubled celeb paid a visit to a Central London park for a bit of nocturnal
slap and tickle just two weeks ago? The chap in question needs to be more
careful about where he hangs out. George Michael
56. POPBITCH 10/05
You can't keep an old rocker down. This heavy metaller has a long and deserved
reputation for liking his ladies rather young. Age hasn't changed his behaviour.
The rock star has been shagging his god-daughter.
57. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/05
WHICH pint-sized singer's manhood is in keeping with his stature? The guy
in question goes green with envy when he sees other better endowed men in
changing rooms. Jamie Cullum
58.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 10/06
Morgan Mayhem, consider yourself warned! Gal-friend, those unpredictable
ways have gotten you into trouble in myriad areas of your life, but now it
seems your social-butterfly status is in serious jeopardy, too. Hid-eee-us,
I know. See, there's this über-exclusive boîte of fabulousness
here in Tinseltown that certain celebs consider their personal playground.
The door at said joint is tighter than Nicole Kidman's forehead and has turned
away highly celebrated, professional partiers without batting a stoic eye.
But not Morg, of course. She's nevah had a problem getting into exclusive
places. Also, there's always packs of paps following Morg who are bound to
snap her leaving such swanky locales. So, owners are usually happy to have
M2 hangin' out. But the owner of the former spot ain't so thrilled anymore.
First off, he's already received wrist slaps and warnings from police for
allowing other questionable antics to go down, as it were, at his establishment
(which really should look a bit more fab considering the loot this guy poured
into it). And secondly, Morg's not just hittin' the snowy slopes anymore.
She's got a newer, dirtier drug of choice. And it's becoming painfully obvious.
"She's behaving like a monster," says one of my super-inside (and relatively
sober) sources. Not only does M.M. pick fights with other patrons, sashay
out of stalls with her sniffer covered in powder and even pass out in them,
now she's takin' to doin' the girl-on-girl thang not so discreetly in these
dark hangs! Love the last sin, which, natch, ain't, but I'll just go along
with my republican detractors for a sec and pretend like is it, 'kay? Oh,
girl, for gawd's sake, get it together! Your career, sex appeal and hetero
status (big whoop!) are going down the toilet as we type. IT’S NOT:
Queen Latifah; Gina Gershon; Hilary Swank Lindsay
Lohan/meth
59. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/06
WHICH well-known British actress was being called "the cocaine fairy" at
an awards show this week after her non-stop trips to the loos.
60. HOLY MOLY 10/06
Which British actor (and former husband of a Hollywood A-lister) was a regular
at Torture Garden in London a few years ago and would show up in full S&M
gear? Nothing wrong with that, he's an adult etc. Except on one occasion
he spent most of the night being fellated by a series of women right in the
middle of the dance floor. Jonny Lee Miller/Angelina Jolie; Gary
Oldman/Uma Thurman
61. JANET CHARLTON
10/07
This hunkalicious dark haired actor had a long running hit sitcom a few years
back and he's been highly visible on TV ever since. Men envy his looks and
women are dying to get their hands on him. Wouldn't his fans be surprised
to learn that their heartthrob often shows up at those pool parties that
the "gay mafia" hosts at fancy hillside homes! Wealthy Hollywood gay men
throw these bashes to meet young cute guys - often frolicking without their
clothes on. Our actor has made it known that he prefers "smooth, blonde,
blue- eyed young men." And this actor has no qualms about socializing au
natural - he's proud of his body! Tony Danza; John Stamos; Julian
Mcmahon
62. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 10/07
Which recently slimmed-down mogul drew stares when he opened and ate, with
his fingers, a mayonnaise packet while waiting in line at a Manhattan
Starbucks? Harvey Weinstein
63. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 10/08
Which heir-head amused fellow travelers on a recent flight by wolfing down
an airport-bought McDonald's Quarter-Pounder, bringing it back up five minutes
later in the rest room, and spending the rest of the trip looking at pictures
of herself in the celebrity magazines? Paris Hilton
64. LAINEY'S
GOSSIP 10/10
A groom with a rumoured roving eye and perhaps an requited heart? Well...
disrespecting your elders is one thing but disrespecting your vows may be
another entirely. It's that age old debate, you know? What is emotional cheating
anyway? Is it considered emotional cheating when you can't throw away the
bed you used to share with the love of your life - the one you DIDN'T marry?
Is it emotional cheating when you keep a custom made 4 poster extra King
locked in storage and cannot bear to give it away? Is it emotional cheating
to hang on such things but sleep next to another? Is it emotional cheating
to go on a rip roaring rage upon discovering that the ex has moved on? With
marriage prospects of her own? To fall into a funk, despite the carefully
choreographed photo opps of the warring women in your life? Just asking...
And it's NOT Brad Pitt.
Keith
Urban/Nikki Taylor
65. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/12
WHICH scrawny star shocked onlookers by openly snorting cocaine from a toilet
seat in a London bar - and then went back to the loos every 10 minutes?
Kiera Knightly
66. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
10/12 **BLIND ITEM #1**
I once heard this black female singer on the radio being interviewed, during
the interview, she mentioned, how she bonded with other black women and how
she supported sisterhood and how black women should respect themselves and
each other. What a phony. Her former personal assistant recently contacted
me and relayed the following. This singer is manipulative and tries to use
her celebrity status to steal her friend's boyfriends and she usually sleeps
with men on the first date and she became involved in a sexual triangle.
A male and female singer were involved, the public was never informed why
they broke up, they broke up because the other female singer caught "our
female singer" in bed with her man. So much for sisterhood and bonding. She
also has a taste for drugs and is a functional addict. When her royalty checks
come through, her drug dealer feels like he hit the lotto. He used some of
the proceeds to put a down payment on a condo. She even offered her former
assistant double pay if she would go and pick up her drugs on occasion. The
assistant did it once because of the money, she was so nervous, paranoid
and terrified, she vowed never to go back. She would quit after she found
a better gig. Hints: The singer is NOT Whitney Houston or Macy Gray and she's
in the same musical genre as the "former singing couple" (triangle) she came
between.
67. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
10/12 **BLIND ITEM #2**
At her peak, this black female singer had it all. A lucrative career, fame,
platinum albums and awards. What few people know, between scandal and marriages,
she was involved with a few mob related guys in Las Vegas and they took very
good care of her. It's been rumored, between concert tours and on going drama,
she resided in a luxurious Las Vegas suite, paid for by one of her "goodfellas."
Despite her many pitfalls, she has never had money problems because her
"wiseguys" advice her on investments. It's a good reason they look after
her, when you figure that out, you will know her identity. Diana
Ross; Gladys Knight; Diahann Carroll
68. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
10/12 **BLIND ITEM #3**
She's at it again. This non-black female is married to a black sports superstar.
A few years ago, she wanted her non-black friends to experience a rich and
glamorous lifestyle, similar to hers.She decided to set them up on dates
with her husband's teammates,single and married - with a stipulation (only
if the married ones were married to black women) because she has a total
disregard and disrespect for black women. Needless to say, she was shut-down,
early on, by a black woman. Now, we are receiving word, she is back at it,
discreetly. She is determined to marry her friends off to rich sports figures
or have them become mistresses at the right price. The irony of this situation,
her husband is currently having an affair with a beautiful African-American
woman.
69. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
10/12 **BLIND ITEM #4**
This black actress is average looking (but not bad looking) by Hollywood
standards and she was determined to make it. When she arrived in Hollywood,
she was humble and approachable. When she got the part on a weekly series,
she became arrogant and aloof overnight. She became so big headed, she mistakenly
thought, since she now has "a name" she could get her publicist to call around
and arrange dates with desirable black actors and athletes. Her ego was shattered
when these men refused to go out with her. To pacify her feelings, she began
having one night stands, no strings attached, with pretty boy actors or male
models. Her self-esteem is so low, just the thought of sharing a bed with
a famous good looking man is complete fulfillment. In her mind, "this really
is making it." Hint: This actress is currently on a television series that
is very popular in the black community.
70. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
10/12 **BLIND ITEM #5**
The downlow syndrome is rapid in the music industry, including the hip-hop
genre. This famous rapper loves to verbally abuse and degrade gays. He often
refers to them as queers, sissys and queens. He says homosexuals are "unnatural
sinners" who are going to hell! His sentiments seem to change behind closed
doors. Our source in Monte Carlo informed us, last year, the rapper hired
two very good looking male escorts to service him while he was on holiday.
When he was recently in Monte Carlo, his credit card declined prior to the
male escort arriving and the date was cancelled by the agency. This same
rapper tries to keep up with the hip-hop elite by taking out huge (five to
six figure) record company advances. He's always in St. Tropez, Star Island
and Monaco despite being broke. He's also known to be abusive towards
women.
71. MYRA PANACHE REPORT
10/12 **BLIND ITEM #6**
This black male celebrity was a member of popular singing group and is extremely
well known in black communities. Rewind: Last year we reported, due to drugs,
he was so broke and desperate, someone closely resembling him was seen
panhandling in Los Angeles. Prior to that, he had sold his fleet of luxury
automobiles due to drug debts. He once got roughed up badly by a drug dealer
due to his mounting drug bills. He looked like a shell of himself and some
of his teeth were rotted. Fast Forward: A former girlfriend contacted us.
She was happy that he was trying to clean up and get his life in order. He
even signed on for an entertainment related project. Sadly, after he got
paid, he disappeared and went on a crack binge. During the next few days,
the pipe stayed glued to his lips. When the girlfriend confronted him about
his drug use, he tried to convince her, his indulgence was minimum. She would
later find out, not only was he smoking crack but he was snorting cocaine
and during meth. Once when they were having sex, his nose started bleeding
profusely. Another time, he stopped in the middle of sex and went into the
bathroom, she overheard snorting sounds. The drugs would eventually make
him 'sexually dysfunctional." Before they broke up, she said he was having
heart palpations and he had run out of money once again. One of his friends
told her, "you doing the right thing by leaving, that fool is so desperate
for drug money, he's seriously thinking about pimping himself out to rich
women at a escort agency and he thinks they'll pay top dollar because of
his name status, only thing stopping him, he can't get aroused because of
all the drugs." pras from the fugees
72. NY POST/PAGE SIX 10/13
WHICH wholesome Oscar-winning mom had too much to drink at a concert in Las
Vegas? The actress held herself back in an elevator at the Four Seasons Hotel,
but as soon as the doors opened, she spewed in the hallway, screened behind
a phalanx of her friends and her bodyguard. Reese
Witherspoon
73. JANET CHARLTON
10/13
This famous talk show host doesn't SEEM like a player, but there's more to
him than meets the eye. He appears to be a happily married man, but he does
an inordinate amount of jewelry shopping at Barneys New York. And it's not
all for his wife. He treats his wife to pricey gifts on special occasions,
but even more frequently picks up expensive trinkets for a younger relative
of his wife. The younger girl doesn't hesitate to return the jewelry for
store credit - she'd rather pick out some designer clothes. Sometimes she
even uses the talk show host's credit card. His wife would be SHOCKED to
learn how much money he's secretly lavishing on this pretty young member
of her own family!
74. PEREZ HILTON 10/14
What female DJ that's pals with all the young Hollywood starlets is a
backstabbing fucktard? Word on the street is that she is just as skinny -
if not skinnier - than her friends through some shady means.
Samantha Ronson; Sandra Collins
75. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 10/14
Which rising R&B star is worrying his label with his habit of inviting
handsome young men back to his hotel room after enjoying a few drinks, as
he did at PM last week? John Legend
76. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 10/15
Which two household-name actors both bedded students from the same university
during the Southern premiere of their disappointing new movie?
The movie
"All the King's Men"
77. TED CASABLANCA 10/16
‘Kay, it’s the first one outta the redesign bag, so for that
celebratory reason, I’ll give ya a fairly easy one--like I’ve
haven’t done that with you folks already, as of late. But whatev. Pussy
Gabor is known for his cut-rate artistic talents, as well as his hefty, more
Gawd-gifted talents below. He’s also a good dad--of that, I must profess.
But yo, doesn’t a good hubby also stand up and make himself heard, instead
of doing every damn thing his wife-unit tells him to do? Well, I guess
being an equally vibrant marriage partner is an idea that belongs to a diff
century than the one Mr. G. has his supple tush ‘n’ hairdo buried
in. At least it appears that way. ‘Cause guess who P.G. is asking permission
from to attend all (and I mean all) his pro gigs? Uh-huh, the old lady from
hell, I mean, heaven! Pussy wanted to attend a movie premiere recently (in
which he was friggin’ involved!), for ince, but Missus Pussy said no
way, religious services come first. End of discussion. Didn’t matter,
as P.’s press has never been overly kind to him, anyway. Just woulda
fried the dude on the carpet, anyway. (An unfortunate factoid to which Missus
P. is no doubt hip.) And it aint; Tom Hanks, James Brolin - and who
the hell is the first guy cuz I cannot think of his name!!! Ashton
Kutcher/Demi Moore
78. BILLY MASTERS 10/18
Could it be that a certain bi-boy has dumped his dame? Actually, he was the
dumpee, since his little wifey realized that all those rumors were true when
she caught him diddling with a dexterous male hoofer (which is worse than
a female hooker any day). This was one indiscretion that couldn't be swept
under the rug. Ironic that she's forced to relive their relationship both
at work and at play. Eternal youth is worth a little suffering.
Michael
C. Hall
79. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/19
WHICH singer enjoys nothing more than indulging in kinky water sports with
her current beau? The husky voiced babe loves it when her fella relieves
himself on her chest. Amy Winehouse
80.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 10/19
That Toothy Tile. He just lives to push the fagola envelope, love that about
the young acting hunk! (And I know you do, too.) Now, quite frankly, T2's
latest man-on-man moves far outshine his recent movie choices; though, that's
an arguable statement at best—I just don't go fer this hetero image
Mr. T. is busy trying to push over on his ever loyal, hapless, ticket-buying
fans. But we'll just leave that li'l bit o' politically incorrect poo-pooing
and get straight, as it were, to the attempted wild sex in the back of the
limousine, 'kay? Thought you might agree... Oh, gawd, I am getting old. I'm
confusing all these closeted fruits into one big ass-banging aspic! So, sorry.
It was Jiggly Wiggle-Poof who pounced—quite stupidly, I might add—on
his so-not-gay limo driver while out promoting his supersuccessful boob-tube
show in some hick state. And let's just say what went down was not at all
what Jiggly had in mind (something bruised, not blushing). Also, there's
hope, I want you all to know, for Mr. Tile's movie career. Dare I say some
of his future film projects are looking up, because, uh, how can I put this?
T.T. has decided to start sleeping with better-looking people now to get
his future projects—is that being too crass about it all? In other words,
for T.T.'s next 40-foot-wide job, Tooth-doll not only seduced the man who
would decide the whole-deal shebang (it's sort of a studly adventure story,
in so many ways), he now shares cocaine, hotel suites and party favors with
the bigwig. Isn't that sweet when one can stay bestest amigos with one's
ladder-climbing bed partners? Warms my jaded-ass heart. And It Ain't: Isaiah
Washington; Danny Bonaduce; Josh Duhamel
Toothy Tile: Jake Gyllenhaal
Jiggly Wiggle-Poof: Ryan Seacrest
81. POPBITCH 10/20
--Which fashion designer is designing a high-end sportswear range for the
high street but stipulated in his contract that he doesn't want any other
gay designers working in his team?
--Which Hollywood fitness freak leading man has managed to restore his diminishing hairline thanks to a combination of surgery and rogaine? Sadly its not all good news. The side-effects of the drug treatment means that nowadays he needs more viagra than Hugh Heffner. Matthew McConaughey
82. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 10/21
Which high-octane action-film star (who has had a lot of time on his hands
lately) has just rekindled an affair with an old boyfriend? Vin
Diesel
83. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE...10/22
Which married media mogul has been spending an awful lot of time with the
female producer who was implicated in the breakup of his first marriage?
We suspect his current wife has a voodoo doll full of pins sitting somewhere
in the Scientology Celebrity Center.
84. JANET CHARLTON
10/22
This newlywed bride is absolutely DESPERATE to get pregnant. She's been having
fertility treatments, but the result so far has only been a miscarriage.
Family is very important to her and she feels a baby is the only thing her
marriage lacks. What's her problem? Her problem isn't WEIGHT - she's not
abnormally thin. Her problem isn't AGE - she's still in her thirties. Her
problem isn't her HUSBAND- he's functioning normally. Her problem is her
addiction to crack. Pamela Anderson (who was originally offered
role on "Deperate Housewives" but turned it down)
85. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/23
WHICH rocker is unfazed by his kids doing drugs at showbiz parties? But if
his record is anything to go by, we are not exactly surprised.
86. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/24
WHICH supermodel had a hissy fit, strangely demanding a burger and fries
minutes before she went on at a fashion show, causing the organisers to
panic? Kate Moss
87. 3 A.M. GIRLS 10/26
WHICH young Hollywood actor cheered himself up while promoting a teen flick
in the UK by hiring a pair of hookers and taking them to his hotel room?
Hardly a fairy-tale ending to the evening.
88.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 10/26
One Masterfully Manipulative Blind Vice: Slurpa Pop-Off, you're such the
hustlin' hussy! I dare say, I think this twisted gal gets off on stealing
other people's men and watching them suffer. Sick, ain't it? (Yet so
Hollywood—yech!) Get a load of Slurpa's latest little pork-and-run plans:
Slurpa recently had an altercation, of sorts, with a gal whose former guy
Slurpa is currently suckin' face with all over town. Then, this past weekend,
S.P.O. flew her Hell-Aycoop for a little fun 'n' sun away from home in another
city known for its, uh, devilish diversions. And come Monday, after Slurp's
supposedly wild weekend, pics were everywhere of her getting down and dirty
with not one, but two questionably doable dudes. Looks like the media fell
for her photo-op spit-swap sessions hook, line and deadline-prone sinker.
'Cause it turns out Pop-Off's canoodling for the cameras was planned and
pretend. Why's that? Well, to distract from the drama surrounding her and
her reported latest amigo, evidently. Are ya with me? Doesn't matter, we're
almost to the end here. A bathroom birdie in said city of delightful diversion
overheard Slurpa yakking on her phone that she'd temporarily kicked her b-f
to the curb 'cause he was too much trouble, but she might just take him back
when he rekindles things with his former flame. Girlfriend, you are cold.
In more ways than one, I hear...And It Ain't: Kimora Simmons; Nicole Richie;
Eva Longoria
Slurpa Pop-off : Paris Hilton
doable dudes: Criss Angel; Chicago Bears All-Pro middle linebacker Brian
Urlacher
Boyfriend: Travis Barker
89. NY POST/PAGE SIX 10/30
--WHICH hugely successful TV producer had an awkward moment at Nobu 57 when
a shapely blonde started showing him her tattoos? When the blonde lifted
up her blouse to show the ink decorating her torso, the producer's new wife
screamed, "That's disgusting!"
--WHICH basketball great was smitten by a 20-year-old, Italian Penelope Cruz look-alike at the VIP Room club in Paris and ran a fast break with her to his room at the Hotel George V? The 5-foot-5 beauty said the athlete was very nice. Michael Jordan
90. JANET CHARLTON
10/30
Girls go crazy over these two tattooed rockers. They're the real thing -
their bands have been hugely successful, and they enjoyed all the fringe
benefits of drugs, booze, groupies, strippers, and wild times. They're both
good looking and available, but their female fans might be turned off if
they knew the truth about these two hot musicians. They're bisexual. And
involved with EACH OTHER! Sometimes they enjoy "boys night out" and they
secretly rendezvous at one of their houses. They've been known to invite
girls to join them in their orgies but the females end up frustrated because
the guys get too wrapped up in each other.
Tommy
Lee and Dave Navarro
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