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1. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/02
WHICH young Tinseltown temptresses can't seem to resist the lure of Bolivian
marching powder? We are hearing so many reports these days of pretty young
things dabbling in disco dust that we've made a list, which includes:
--a model, supposedly free of her drug woes, back on the powder, doing lines
at Teddy's in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel Kate Moss
--a stick-thin celebrity, going through a rough time, who is turning to blow
for comfort Nicole Richie
--a soon-to-be single sweetheart being turned on to the drug by her new Hollywood
pals Jessica Simpson
--and a social climber who is friend/supplier/fellow user to them all Tara
Reid
2. Lainey's
Entertainment Update 01/02
Gaydar interrupted: There are 2 subjects to this riddle. Both are famous,
one more so than the other, and both are actors. One is recognized for award
winning prestige projects. The other – umm….not so much. But he
does have brawn. And while I don't appreciate the shoot `em up, beat `em
up genre, there is certainly a market for it. Unfortunately for his legion
of female admirers, he prefers sex of the homo variety. And he's looking
for a boyfriend. For his part, the true thespian has battled gay suspicions
for years. I've heard it incessantly but I can't confirm it. Oddly enough,
no one in Hollywood knows for sure either. So it's no surprise that his less
talented counterpart decided to hit on him one night recently at a party.
And my man came on STRONG. Bad move. Too many people around and not the right
approach. He was completely rebuffed. With a room full of witnesses. And
it gets worse. The next day, one publicist called the other and issued a
stern warning and they also came to an agreement to make sure their clients
never cross paths again. And since one dude is clearly more connected than
the other, I can assure you that Mr B list was rebuked and ridiculed around
town so much that he had to lay low for a while before venturing out in public
once again.
Mr. B list: Vin Diesel
Mr. A list: Kevin Spacey
3. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 01/03
What dazzling Oscar-winning actress (and mom) is said to have grown intimate
with her female business manager. Catherine Zeta Jones
4. Billy Masters 01/03
Could it be that one of our favorite funny men is spending more time with
his old flame - of the same sex? So say sources close to the previous paramour,
who tell me that when he's in LA, the ladykiller lives in...you guessed it...the
family man's old WeHo bachelor pad. Seems someone still has a key, and knows
how to use it - both onstage and off. I'm sure if I chronicled their exploits,
we'd find out who's really the best man.
5. 3 A.M. GIRLS
01/04
WHICH young Hollywood starlet is so desperate for cash she's propositioned
several LA-based Brit actors asking if they could stage a relationship? The
fruity girl in question wanted to share the proceeds of any set-up pictures
to pay off her debts.
6. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/05
WHO's the model who has been turned down by three plastic surgeons, all refusing
to enhance her fake breasts any more? She feels she lost some fullness in
pregnancy but the experts say her boobs are already far too large for her
frame. Jordan
7. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/05
WHICH three-way celebrity sex video could be headed to the Internet any day
now? We hear that a '90s-era rock star taped a menage a trois with a porn
star and the ex-husband of one of our favorite Hollywood hellcats in the
bathroom of L.A.'s trashtastic Roosevelt Hotel. Now, two of the three carnal
combatants are eager to release the freaky footage.
'90s-era rock star:
porn star:
ex-husband of Hollywood hellcat:
8. TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 01/06
One Chatty, Snorty Blind Vice: Ugh. At midnight, your pooch threw up on the
desinger sofa. Then your man says those crabcakes didn't sit well with him.
And you're in the medicine cabinet looking for the damn Alka-Seltzer. All
the while, you know the Lincoln Town Car's gonna be waiting for you tomorrow.
Oy. And you gotta be camera-ready on top of it! And perky! Really perky!
Yes, the life of a sickeningly popular boob-tube personality is demanding.
How does one do it? With cocaine, you twit. Every dummy knows that, nowadays.
It's like any idiot who's halfway rich 'n' famous is back at Studio 54
again--only with less hairspray and jobs to go to in the ayem. And the above
tired-ass, drugged out, fake-smiled act certainly applies to Babe Dimple-Doo.
In fact, this scenario fits Ms. D.-Doo so damn well, I'd say it's a miracle
some tawdry story about the deceivingly demure dame hasn't surfaced in the
tabs already. Gosh, wonder why that is? Smarty Babe cut a deal, that's why.
Sundry supermarket rags enjoy regular access to BMs. Dimple-Doo's meatloaf
recipes, bathroom designs and parlor-room thoughts whenever they so please.
But hands off the powder trail! No surprise there. G.P. is all about the
très-accessible image, see. Like I always say, home is where the speeding
heartbeat is, right? IT'S NOT: Nancy O'Dell; Judge Judy; Kathie Lee
Gifford. Kelly Ripa
9. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 01/07
Which superstar songstress got so drunk her bodyguard had to carry her out
of the Chelsea lounge where she was celebrating on New Year's Eve? Fun bonus
fact: She's a cousin of the resident drug dealer! Mariah
Carey
10. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/07
WHICH starlet was overheard mouthing off loudly about her own film premiere?
The young lady should be red-faced after she complained loudly about how
awful the party was - right in front of its organisers.
Scarlett Johanssen
11. Billy Masters 01/09
Could it be that one of our favorite fag hags rang in the New Year once again
barking up the wrong tree? So say folks in SoBe who tell me that the sly
older cat and a significantly younger cutie were canoodling like two bad
mice in the corner - until the beauteous boy's buff beau barged in. Charity
may begin at home, but this vacation suddenly had three little mice jockeying
for attention. Sounds like the last honeymoon of our perpetual Miss!
Liza Minnelli
12. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/09
WHICH pop starlet is worrying her pals with her newly developed penchant
for disco dust? She's fallen in with a showbiz crowd with bad habits, and
nothing her bandmates say will make her see sense. Ashlee
Simpson
13. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/09
WHICH hunky actor was known as "garbage [bleep]" back in high school? It
seems he was willing to sleep with any girl who would let him, no matter
what she looked like.
14. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/10
WHICH celeb, who is always banging on about how she's getting her life back
on track, has just returned from an almighty bender of a holiday? The lady
in question got so sozzled in an Irish bar on the Costas that she fell down
the stairs then had a blistering row with her fella. Kate
Moss
15. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/13
WHAT troubled starlet is so obsessed with her supposed "nemesis" she's driving
everyone mad? She insists on scouring every celeb mag to make sure she's
never seen in the same clothes - and once screamed at an assistant for choosing
a handbag her rival had used the night before. Lindsay Lohan about Scarlet
Johansson; Lindsay Lohan about Hillary Duff
16.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 01/13
One Saccharine 'n' Slutty Blind Vice: I love Blither Cheese E. And you love
him, too. While we're at it, so does your mailman. And your masseuse. Who
couldn't like the dude? He's always smiling. He's the farthest thing from
scandal. I mean, B.C.E.'s just one of those rare dudes who's considered a
national freakin' treasure by everyone. You could almost call him Captain
Innocent! Or not, according to Stab Backsider, whose randy ways are always
in the damn press. Says Stab: "Why is he so energetic? He wasn't born that
way. The secret to his success is that he's got whores all over the country."
That's what Stab's blabbing to folks these days. Now, most who hear this
news kind of shiver and look away from psycho Stab. Hearing that sweet Barney
has got stacks of paid dates is kind of like finding out that Santa Claus
eats small children for brunch. And this is frustrating the hell out of Stab
because he wants to take old Cheese E. down--and fast. I'm not gonna stay
up late fretting about Blither C.E., though. He's so damn popular and revered
that it's kind of impossible to imagine this story coming out--even on the
cover of a Welsh tabloid. Plus, Blither's not of the Bob Saget school of
wanting the world to know that overly sweet family-style goo stuff was just
your MO to fame and semifortune. I'm betting Stab's campaign will nevah really
work. Of course, those are famous last words, aren't they, darlings? IT'S
NOT: Nick Carter/Justin Timberlake; Barney/ Kermit; Howard Stern/Regis
Philbin
Blither Cheese E:
Stab Backsider:
17. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 01/14
Which would-be Martha Stewart, who tried to steal the domestic diva's crown
while she was in the clink, has hit hard times? She's not paying her bills
and is laying off staff. Sandra Lee
18. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 01/15
Which emaciated actress was grinding her teeth so hard while presenting at
the National Board of Review Awards that the crowd was making bets how much
booger sugar she had loaded up on before the ceremony? Amanda
Peet
19. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/16
--WHICH pop-singing sensation likes to troll the Internet for gay quickies?
After one unsafe session, his homo hook-up contacted a tabloid to sell his
sordid story and offered a DNA-encrusted washcloth as proof. If the truth
comes out, the singing idol's fans, mostly middle-aged housewives, will be
very upset. Clay Aiken
--WHICH Oscar-winning actor is repeatedly unfaithful? He sleeps around so much, it's taking a toll on his long-suffering wife, a former beauty now looking stressed-out. Denzel Washington
--WHICH handsome network anchorman was holding hands with his former girlfriend, a model/actress, in Toronto? It wouldn't matter - if he hadn't reconciled with his wife. Matt Lauer
20. Billy Masters 01/16
Could it be that a certain pretty boy of days gone by has been sharing the
bed and bank account of his slightly older doctor friend? That's the word
from people close to the medicine man, who fear their pal is being taken
advantage of in order for the buzz-cut beauty to make some long-overdue child
support payments. Au contraire, say sources intimate with the pushy poseur,
who insist he's coy about his sexuality only for professional reasons. Yeah,
because it could really drag down his thriving acting career!
21. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/18
--WHICH cuckolded cutie suffered an additional heartbreak when she decided
to abort her child? Sienna Miller
--WHICH high-tech billionaire keeps his massive yacht stocked with expensive escorts? Larry Ellison; Paul Allen
--WHICH pop strumpet preferred a certain kind of sexual intercourse, which let her technically maintain her virgin status, with her various hookups before she married her current husband? Britney Spears
22. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 01/18
What TV talk-show diva is said to have a wee bit of an incontinence problem?
Production assistants aren't fighting for the job of changing her seat cushion.
Star Jones
23.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 01/20
One Bodily Fluid Blind Vice: I think we use the phrase drama queen too much.
Like, it's totally lost its meaning. Which is too bad, because Vamperella
Vein-Pop is, like, the only babe I can think of who seriously deserves to
be crowned DQ of Hollywood. (Yep, Ashlee Simpson you ain't got nothing on
the wanton one.) So, get this. Ms. V-P managed to find herself a nice, non-famous
boyfriend. We'll call him Rock Helmet. Now, Vamperella wasn't taking Rock
to red carpet events and stuff--but he sure was treating her right whenever
she got the hardened itch (which was far less than her saucy image lets on).
But, V.V-P. is so damn competitive, I bet there's only one guy in the freakin'
universe she'd condescend to be seen in public with. Yep, the one, the only,
the perpetually full of preening pizzazz studmuffin of more than a few past
Blind Vices, Slick Brick. But here's the thing. Basically, every babe in
the world wants to do Slick. So, even though Rock's a major babe, it's not
like the competition for name S.B. ain't fierce. Yet, as it happens, the
competitive Vamperella managed to score herself a few romps in the sack with
Mr. B. Impressive? Sort of. But it's not like these two have gone--or are
going to go public. Which must be killing image-conscious Vein-Pop. Like,
I bet she makes mock-up magazine covers that feature the two of them embraced,
Jen and Vince style. Wait. Did you forget all about Rock? Well, of course
you did, sillies. Because so did Vamperella, once she got a bite out of the
Slickster! Yep, in classic, passive-aggressive fashion, Vein-Pop just totally
blew off poor Rock. Still, the non-famous fella called. And called again.
So one day, she finally agreed to see the dude, acting as if it she gave
a damn. But once Rock came over, Vamperella called up Slicky and handed the
phone over to Mr. Helmet, who then had to hear the six words no dude wants
to hear: "Uh, yeah, sure. We slept together." We can report that Rock has
recovered and will prolly avoid high-strung actresses in the future. And
much as we'd like to confirm that Vamperella and Brick are banging up a storm
and keeping their shared enclave's nabes up all night, we cannot. He prefer
boys, in the end. And yes, both Vamperella and Slick have appeared in the
column this week. IT'S NOT: Lindsay Lohan/Jared Leto; Kirsten Dunst/Leonardo
DiCaprio; Kristin Davis/Alec Baldwin
Vamperella Vein-Pop: Teri Hatcher
Rock Helmet:
James
Macari
Slick Brick: George Clooney
24. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/20
--WHICH foreign-born action star has a sexual split personality? The actor
recently visited a bar in L.A., ordered a drink and told the bartender, "Tonight,
you see me like a tiger." Many drinks later, he was seen making out with
another man. Many, many drinks after that, he was caught indulging in a lewd
act in the men's room. Jean Claude Van Damme
--WHICH prefab pop cutie has a bad habit of getting drunk and blurting out that she once had an abortion? Ashlee Simpson
25. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 01/21
Which NBA great was down in Miami last week, getting bull-ish at the nightclub
Prive with a woman who wasn't his wife? Michael Jordan
26. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/21
WHICH model has an interesting arrangement with her hubby ? While the blonde
babe insists it's love, he bankrolls her "career" - providing private jets
and five-star hotels - in exchange for her organising orgies for them every
where they go. Class.
27. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 01/22
Which teen queen was partying with a thirtysomething female pop star at her
NYC home until 10 a.m. last week? What could they have possibly been doing
to keep them up so late?
teen queen:
thirtysomething female pop star:
28. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/23
--WHICH model-actress-whatever has some problems in the hygiene department?
Famous for showing flesh and flashing smiles at all the chicest parties,
this downtown wild child has a certain scent about her. Snotty scenesters
blame it on her foreign upbringing, but she was raised here in the city.
--WHICH aging actress who claims that her strangely youthful face has been untouched by a surgeon's scalpel practically has a house account at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's office? Sharon Stone; Goldie Hawn; Suzanne Somers
--WHICH A-list actress who is having trouble getting pregnant might have her mild case of anorexia to blame? Naomi Watts; Nicole Kidman
29. 3 A.M. GIRLS
01/24
WHICH actress got on so badly with her female co-star she launched a
campaign to undermine her? She insisted her PA go over all publicity material
to ensure her own name was always first and in larger print. Sarah
Jessica Parker vs. Rachel McAdams: The Family Stone; Cameron Diaz vs. Toni
Collette: In Her Shoes
30.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 01/24
One Frigid Fete Blind Vice: It's not surprising that Prucella Tight-Tush
and Butchy Billfold threw a big bash recently. Hell, this dynamo duo's got
a zillion reasons to pop open the bubbly--not to mention a fancy, preened
and photographed manse. No, what's really whack is that anyone showed up
to their prissy shindig at all. After all, amigos de Butchy know he's more
of a, shall we say, daytime partier. Butchy's bashes tend to be more exclusive,
as in... Only. Hookers. Allowed. Yep, B. Billfold's idea of a soiree favor
is prolly a bottle of Johnny Walker and a dental dam. I'm certain he's safe
with the prostitutes he entertains on an alarmingly regular basis. Heaven
knows if he got any goo on the gardening tools, Prucella would have his head,
fast, damn straight . Which is what makes Missus Tight-Tush's fiasco of a
party so damn amusing, if you ask moi. Picture it: five girls on one side
of the room; five boys crammed on the other--including an orgasm-inducing
actor who's hot on his comeback. No boy-girl mingling. Radio blasting. Radio!
Even during the commercials, dear gawd. Of course, everyone humored the missus
and stayed for the obligatory post-meal chitchat time, wondering how long
Prucella and Butchy plan on torturing their guests at these sorry soiress
in the future. And the second that socially conscious hour struck, the posh
place was deserted. Hmmm. Will these two famous (and handsome) folks ever
combine forces and throw a bring-your-own-vaseline-themed tea party, I wonder?
I doubt it. She's way too busy working. IT'S NOT: Jada Pinkett Smith/Will
Smith; Gwen Stefani/Gavin Rossdale; Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson
Prucella Tight-Tush: Posh Spice
Butchy Billford: David Beckham
orgasm-inducing actor:
31. Hollywood Life JAN/FEB
--It's a dead heat right now between two big male stars who could easily
cop the crown as the guy most despised by the women they've known. There's
that offbeat TV hunk who rules one of the funniest, sharpest comedies currently
on the air. Few women with whom he's connected have anything good to say
about him, from his mechanical jack-hammer lovemaking technique to his inability
to be faithful for longer than about a week. Women say his problems come
down to a basic, deep-down ugly soul and an utter lack of even basic decency.
Then there's his rival, a fun-guy movie star who could continue to be starring
in hits for quite a while. Even by Hollywood's low standards when it comes
to niceness, this guy ranks as a prince of darkness. On the set, when he
isn't constantly cracking infantile jokes with his male coworkers like they're
all frat brothers, he's slavishly checking himself out in the mirror. To
add to his lack of charm, he constantly refers to female coworkers not by
name but by body parts. Still, that's nothing compared to how he relentlessly
woos prospective dates with flowers, gifts and sexy phone calls, then, after
the first date, he drops them an e-mail detailing what he thinks are their
physical faults and why things are not going to work out between them. Apparently
this jerk hasn't a clue that nobody would be giving him the time of day,
let alone a romantic tumble, if he weren't temporarily famous.
offbeat TV hunk: Jeremy Piven
fun-guy movie star: Owen Wilson
--A few years ago, this talented charmer looked set to burn up the town with her screen presence and uncanny knack for grabbing people's attention. After she got touted as having the potential of becoming an "It" girl, though, too many of her projects either tanked or failed to achieve lift-off. At first she took the usual career-reinvention measures like dumping her agents and managers, plunging herself into acting and yoga classes and frittering away her time on ill-advised relationships with cuties of both sexes. More recently, though, since jobs have gotten more and more scarce, she's had plenty of leisure time to spend on her back entertaining a variety of older, unattractive but hugely rich men in some of the worlds best hotels. Although she tells girlfriends (and probably herself) she's shopping for a husband, others think she's launched herself into the profession for which she was best suited in the first place. Shannen Doherty
32. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/25
WHICH Hollywood hunk had a secret homosexual affair in his 20s? The star
ended his gay relationship by hooking up with an A-list girlfriend and he
still keeps schtum about his man-on-man liaison.
33. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/27
--WHICH babe-loving billionaire has started checking IDs of the young models
he invites on his private jet? The randy retail king is nervous that his
high-altitude hookups with underage playthings will draw unwanted attention
from his more respectable friends. Richard Branson
--WHICH spurned starlet hired a private investigator to tail her philandering boyfriend all around Hollywood after their painful breakup?
--WHICH squeaky-clean former soap actor is battling a secret addiction to crystal meth? The hunky star once checked into Passages rehab in Los Angeles in a failed bid to kick the habit.
34. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/28
WHICH gold-digging star demanded £60,000 to attend a party held in his
honour? The charttopper wanted the cash paid upfront before attending the
bash at a London nightclub, but management told him where to go.
Kayne West
35. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 01/28
Which New York City fashion photographer - not known for his interest in
women - is the bizarre subject of gossip as being a possible third man in
the allegedly troubled marriage of that international pop superstar? Laughs
one insider: "If anyone could seduce a gay man, she could."
fashion photographer:
David
LaChappelle;
Stephen
Meisel
pop superstar: Madonna
36. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 01/29
Which recent ex of a now-middle-age stage and screen siren wasted no time
in getting an online dating profile? Go for it, girls: He's got millions
in property, and his screen-name is a reference to his hobby rock 'n' roll
band.
middle-age siren:
Kathleen
Turner
ex: Jay
Weiss
37. 3 A.M. GIRLS 01/29
WHICH rocks star's refusal to wear deodorant is causing friction between
him and his bandmates? The singer thinks he can get away with going "au natural"
but his sweaty pits are leaving his pals cold. Chris Martin
38. NY POST/PAGE SIX 01/30
--WHICH CNBC star is sleeping on the couch these days? The blustery buffoon's
wife didn't take too kindly to him when she caught him in flagrante with
a comely personal assistant. Jim Kramer
--WHICH British actor is said to be battling the dual demons of crystal meth and heroin? He already underwent a top-secret rehab stay, but his handlers are worried about him again after his zombie-like appearance at a recent awards gala. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
39. Billy Masters 01/30
Could it be that a certain sudsy stud is ready to end his long sexual dry
spell with another dude? Easily one the most stunning men in all of daytime,
the ripped ruffian has been free of romantic entanglements for as long as
one can remember. And yet, he's been recently spotted on several occasions
iwth an equally beauteous boy gallivanting (almost ready to run) through
the strees of the Big Apple in their well-worn jeans. One needn't be a number
cruncher to do the math.
Mark
Collier from As The World Turns
40. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 01/31
What supposedly straight movie hunk was pawing another guy at a Sundance
party - even though his actress girlfriend was a few feet away?
41. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/01
WHICH singer has become so big for his boots he refused to talk to anyone
at a recent charity gig? The guy demanded to be put up in a top hotel and
had a group of flunkies follow his every move. Talk about an own goal. Rod
Stewart
42.
TED
CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 02/01
One Foreboding Blind Vice: A skinny starlet previously in rehab is back on
the blow? Say it ain't so! Suckin' up lines in front of dozens of clubgoers?
Shocked! As if. I mean, gals getting their fix of nose candy in the VIP area
is nothing new in Hell-Ay. I've got some much juicier gossip about a supposedly
squeaky-clean twosome... Breaking up is so hard to do, and the aftermath
is never pretty. There are so many unanswered questions. Who gets what? Who's
to blame? Who will hook up with someone new first? Who will be named in a
scandalous, kinky lawsuit? And finally, who cheated? As if divorces weren't
ugly enough, things between Julep Jiggle and Driscoll Dreamboat are about
to get downright abysmal--even though their split occurred some time ago.
You see, in the near future, someone's most likely going to file a lawsuit.
And in that suit will be highly incriminating conversations about one partner's
penchant for extramarital threesomes--so says balking babe with fancy lawyers.
This is so exciting, I feel just like Tom Cruise in The Firm! Now, I bet
you've already pinned Julep as the obvious offender. After all, rumors were
flying that J.J. hooked up with a slew of humpy high-rollers. People say
she's self-centered and demanding. (By the way, who isn't in this damn town?)
Yep, everyone felt très sorry for poor D2. He seemed like such a nice
guy. Until now. Since he married Julep, Dris has been gettin' more nasty
nooky than ever, according to legal-filing chick. And, evidently, Driscoll's
a multitasker. Not just around the house but in the bedroom, too. Three's
never a crowd for this guy...the more, the merrier. As if that's not naughty
enough, Driscoll hinted he might also be down for a threesome with a smokin'
girl...and a very hot, semi-famous bud. Yes, buddy, as in a dude. Whatever,
threesomes are the norm here in Blindville. But you know what's exciting
about this one, gals? In like a few weeks, you're prolly gonna know exactly
who I'm talkin' about. We'll talk then, 'kay?
IT'S NOT: Chad Lowe/Hilary Swank; Lorenzo Lamas/Shauna Sands Lamas; Alec
Baldwin/Kim Basinger Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee
43. POPBITCH 02/02
--Which Basingstoke synth geek is rumoured to be Jacqueing his Body with
Madonna? jacques lu cont aka les rhythms digatales, aka stuart
price
--Which European synth-rocker lived the Whitesnake dream by knobbing a groupie in a Sydney hotel suite in front of more than 20 amused onlookers? (This was clearly much against everyone's advice.)
44. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/02
WHICH pop flop paid a gay former troley-dolly to pretend to be her lover
when she attempted to re-launch her carrer? The ady in question tried to
have her cake and eat by tipping snappers of their whereabouts, but she's
been rumbled. Geri Halliwell
45. NY POST/PAGE SIX 02/03
--WHICH sexy actress was more than just a fashion model before she married
a handsome actor and had his kids? This beauty was dumped by her agency when
her bookers learned she was stripping in a Queens joint for extra cash.
--WHICH newly single sexpot bedded a cad-about-town - who has already slept with several starlets of lesser wattage - after a boozy night at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood? Jessica Simpson
--WHICH actress who voiced a popular cartoon series is said to be a slam-dunk in the sack for Hollywood party boys who prefer a certain kind of sex act?
46. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/03
WHICH big-voiced singer has a slight drink problem? The lady in question
was spotted backstage at a recent gig swigging vodka from a bottle in her
handbag. Maybe that's a factor in her lack of chart success. Charlotte
Church
47. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 02/05
Which C-list celebutramp in town for Fashion Week probably had a fit when
she found out her hotel's housekeeping threw out her coke stash?
Kimberly
Stewart
48.
MICHAEL
MUSTO/VILLAGE VOICE 02/06
1. What TV personality who's perennially chased after drugged-up young'uns
is still at it and in fact recently almost had a breakdown when one such
boy rejected him?
2. What other TV personality actually dated that rocker he's a fan of?
3. What '80s singer, when asked what she thought of KANYE WEST, cutely said "Who?" Debbie Gibson
4. What superstar's sometime publicist "accidentally" e-mails his friends gushy love letters to himself from hot guys, mythical missives that he actually wrote himself?
5. Which gadfly do people buzz about by noting, "Everyone knows he's gay except his wife"? Star Jones/Al Reynolds
6. What 4725-year-old ex series star was seen in Bangkok not long ago, making lurid eye gestures at a young boy? (At least he didn't have a breakdown when rejected.)
7. What hottest man on earth in the '90s—an actor with sizzling ethnic looks—once had an affair with a guy I know who I swear didn't deserve it?
8. What forgotten singer was even more of a total bitch than called for while being filmed for a reality show? Lisa Loeb; Jane Weiden; Da Brat
9. What daughter, say the rumors, doesn't look like her world-famous Papa, no doubt because he's infertile and is not her father? (To conceive, her world-famous Mama supposedly did it with a co-worker who the daughter does look like, goo-goo eyes and all.) Chynna Phillips
10. Which rival producer, at the intermission of an autobiographical musical, was heard telling someone, "You can't not like it, but it doesn't kill you. It's the script!"
11. What chef wouldn't mind a taste of that clubbin' transsexual? Rocco DiSpirito
12. Which dead black comic's son once had a relationship with that live black comic, a fact the son revealed at his dad's wake when the live comic (a friend of the deceased) didn't show? Richard Pryor's son and Eddie Murphy
13. Which famous mother once said, "That director was the only straight man I married"? Joel Schumacher and Colin Farrell
14. What star enjoyed Spermalot at a midtown gym's steam room and sauna with a hunky young African American? David Hyde Pierce; Hank Anzaria; Tim Curry
15. What sauced starlet showed up at a gay bash and promptly set to work asking the powers that be how she could get some booger sugar? Lindsay Lohan; Tara Reid
16. What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi on that talk show, but naturally didn't? Peter Sarsgaard; Jake Gyllenhaal
17. And what gay director, say the rumors, wants to out his male discovery, but will no doubt succumb to similar pressure not to? Bryan Singer/Brandon Routh (The New Superman)
49. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/08
WHICH 20-something US pop star was so obnoxious when he did the Sydney Harbour
Bridge climb with his famous girlfriend that his name has been taken off
the wall of fame at the attraction? Justin Timberlake
50.
Ted
Casablanca/E! Online 02/09
One Wigged-Out Blind Vice: Snort a million lines of Bolivian marching powder.
Have threesomes and group sex, so much so that the Oriental rugs need to
be thrown off the balcony 'cause they'd never get clean. Hey, I ain't judging.
But here's where I draw the moral line: the hair. Because without good hair,
whether it's dyed or natural, curly or ironed, where the hell would we be?
Panicking like crazy alongside Musty Mayhem, it would seem. It's like this:
The skinny ninny is not eating. And given her predilection for preposterously
skanky clothes, that's no shocker. M2 doesn't look like she sucks on much
sustenance, anyhow. I mean, she's been teensy for a long-ass time--even back
when Lindsay Lohan was originally voluptuous. Can you remember that? Barely,
I know. And now things have gotten bad. "She has alopecia," whispers an M.M.
associate. "Her hair is falling out, and she is devastated." Now, kittens,
it's a horrible thing, scalp disease. But we all know that anorexia makes
the follicles angry. And Musty knows it, too. Still, she won't eat! She will
not fork anything into that prissy mouth of hers. Indeed, I very much hope
she does. This babe is such a fashionista, and we all know what the worst
accessory in the world is... Dead head! Okay, this Blind's gonna give me
nightmares, so I'll stop now.
IT'S NOT: Nicole Richie; Calista Flockhart; Whitney Houston Paris
Hilton; Mary Kate Olsen
51. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 02/09
Which gay fashion photographer was the third party in a bizarre sex romp
between a New York baseball pro and his girlfriend? The snapper was invited
to their hotel room to record their kinky sexcapades, and apparently our
man with the mitt quite enjoyed being art-directed.
52. POPBITCH 02/09
--Which popstar, egged on by Stella McCartney, "accidentally" stubbed her
cigarette out on Heather Mills wooden foot at her and Macca's wedding?
Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders
--Which member of Kate Moss's circle is claiming the supermodel is pregnant? Sadie Frost
53. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/10
GRAMMY AWARDS 2006: WHO'S the parasitic celeb who took so much cocaine at
an after-show bash she had to be carried by two muscular flunkeys to her
tacky awaiting limo? Anna Nicole Smith
54. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/11
WHICH dark-haired model is being hounded by bailiffs after her ex-boyfriend
started redirecting all his unpaid bills to her new flat? Wonder if his latest
girlfriend realises he's skint.
55. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 02/12
Which celeb who used to date a supermodel has a gentleman shopping photos
of him supposedly with another man? The purveyoris also selling a conspiracy
story of the pair allegedly being in cahoots over a lucrative libel payout
some years ago. David Copperfield; Leonardo Dicaprio
56. NY POST/PAGE SIX 02/13
--WHICH top Tinseltown madam was forced to shut her online operation after
angering some dangerous Arab clients? She changed her face with plastic surgery
and recently resurfaced in Hollywood with a new name and a new online escort
service.
--WHICH movie heartthrob might not be completely straight? Although he has a girlfriend - called by some "the professional beard" - he left Bungalow 8 the other night with a man and took his new pal back to the Mercer. After their quickie session, the hunk told his "date" to "get lost." Matthew McConaughey/Penelope Cruz
57. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/13
WHICH actor isn't as welcome as he thinks in first-class airline cabins?
"His people" warn crew not to give him special treatment and not to speak
to him "for more time than is strictly necessary."
58. Billy Masters 02/13
Could it be that another big Hollywood star is all hot and bothered about
John Paulus? So says the sexy stud, who told me in a private conversation
that Clay Aiken was not the first person of note he'd been with sexually.
While I've been sworn to secrecy, I can reveal that the bluegrass beau in
question is known for his stormy relationships - high-profile ladies in public,
but, in private, he is almost exclusively in the company of men. Although
his identity must remain a mystery, rumor has it that he's got quite a
knackwurst, if you catch my drift. George Clooney
59.
Lainey's
Entertainment Update 02/14
"Her Hiring Frenzy" : "No one has everything. Even when they seem like they
do, there's always something missing. And she's no exception. while her
relationship might be mismatched, to say the least, their love appears to
be real. Professional success, family support, careers that cross... these
two have managed to pull it together and they couldn't be happier. Except
that the thing they want the most has eluded them. The longer it takes, the
more she fears that the very personal and very controversial decisions and
the discards and the rejections she made while young and ambitious are coming
back to haunt her. The problem is - he doesn't know. And since the people
who DO know from back in the day are whispering so loudly of late, she's
desperate to buy their silence. She's offering money and she's offering jobs.
She's calling in favours, she's pulling strings, and she's raising eyebrows.
All of a sudden, her projects are completely staffed by those who need to
keep her confidence. Which means she's having to answer his questions on
that front as well. Poor thing is apparently so stressed out about having
to keep all these secrets that she isn't getting much sleep, made worse by
the fact that she has to play happy and content all day long. With any luck
though, all this will change soon. After all, it's not like they haven't
been trying." Jennifer Lopez
60.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/14
One Vainglorious Blind Vice: Okay, darlings. I'm just gonna lay down the
get-laid law. When you're twisting in the sheets with a lip-mashing mate,
selfish behavior has got to be at the top of the don't list. Sex is all about
focusing on your partner, relishing their nooks, crannies, piercings and
whatnot. I mean, sure, we all get off on ourselves; it's just that usually
you save that for when you're alone. And that's why Probe Light is so shocking.
He's a rocker--okay, semi-rocker--a very dreamy boy from the sensitive side
of the tracks. Sort of a clean-living-room thing. And so as you can predict,
this saga begins backstage at one of Probe's concerts. An unknown minx makes
her way into P.L.'s dressing room. One flirtatious remark leads to a lick
of the lips, and before ya can say, "Top 40 music rules"... Boom, boom, boom,
they go, back to his room where they do it all night. Oh. Forgot one little
detail about this assignation. Ya see, Probe's own music was playing on the
stereo the whole friggin' time. Such a small fornicating factoid, wonder
how the hell I forgot it? Seriously, though, give us all a minute to catch
our breath here. I mean, where is the romance? Who gets off on their own
damn recorded music? Are you kidding me? Isn't that sort of like making love
next to a sculpture of your own Johnson? Ya see, the gal was disturbed; but
she didn't say anything, shy as she is. Then again, maybe Mick Jagger likes
to get satisfaction while listening to one of his band's 10 zillion tunes.
But he's a Rolling Stone. And Probe's, well, Probe. Hardly a legend. What's
also weird about this incident is I already knew Mr. L. had some kinky quirks,
which is fine. But to learn that he would get a D- in Romance 101? Shame.
There is, howevah, a happy ending, at least by my standards. Probe surprised
his one-night stand with a little mouth-to... Exact body location to remain
undisclosed. I'll take a cue from P.L.'s sweet, preteen-appropriate lyrics.
He, after all, would never be so explicit. IT'S NOT: Ryan Cabrera; John Legend;
Aaron Carter John Mayer
61. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 02/16
What supermodel is said to charge Arab princes $100,000 for a night in heaven?
Who needs seven virgins after that? Naomi Campbell
62. NY POST/PAGE SIX 02/19
WHICH young starlet known for her fluctuating weight has added crystal meth
to her diet of drugs? Lindsay Lohan
63. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 02/19
Which troubled actor who recently had a minor comeback is being accused by
worried pals of "stalking" a Canadian supermodel?
Mickey
Rourke
64. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/20
WHICH has-been rapper was overheard telling anyone who'd listen at Saturday
night's pre-Bafta party that he wants to be the next James Bond. The singer
thinks he's cool enough to pull off the 007 role but we're not convinced.
L.L. Cool J; P Diddy
65. NY POST/PAGE SIX 02/20
--WHICH power couple is said to be close to announcing a surprise split?
Friends say the cuckolded hubby is tired of his wife flaunting her female
lover, who was even invited to their daughter's recent birthday party.
Russell
and Kimora Lee-Simmons
--WHICH fashion mogul was fuming when an official at his son's private school called him to say that his boy had been caught smoking pot with two buddies?
--WHICH irascible rocker has been dabbling with heroin? Scott Stapp
--WHICH Hollywood hunk, who's said to be very well-endowed, pinch-hits for the other team? His ex-wife discovered that he two-timed her with women, but he also had some boys on the side.
66. Billy Masters 02/20
Harvey Fiestein wrote our blind item: "Last year, someone was going to be
honored at a very big public event - like a Kennedy Center thing - and I
was asked to be part of it. I wrote my little speech to lead up to some film
clips and in it, I mentioned her lover. An then I was told that she wanted
her lover taken out of it because she didn't want her lover mentioned someplace
where her family might heart - and this is somebody who is supposedly out!"
Lily Tomlin
67. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/22
WHICH actress left organisers in chaos when she pulled out of accepting her
award with hours to spare? The A-lister decided she didn't want to fly to
the UK, so a fellow star was drafted in at the last second. Reese
Witherspoon
68. 3 A.M. GIRLS 02/24
WHICH washed up R&B singer was thrown out of a lapdancing club recently
after being caught bonking his girl-friend in the toilets? He won't be returning
any time soon. The guy who sang Return Of The Mack, Mark
Morrison
69.
TED
CASABLANCA 02/24
One Bitches-on-the-Verge Blind Vice: I swear, suits and serious folks can
be the biggest babies in this town. Originally, I was going to tell you about
certain boardroom types who are having public hissy fits about this whole
Clay Aiken threatened class(less) action suit. But I'm so bored with Clay-mate
talk that if I have to write about it for another second I'm gonna roll over
and let Simon Cowell have his whippin' way with me. Boooring. Just the same,
as long as we're on this quasi-S&M trip, we may as well delve into a
scandal even more ghoulishly girly than a sexually ambiguous pop star. (Besides,
I'm too upset about the cancellation of Love Monkey to talk music right now.
And no, I am not kidding.) Okay, get out the Kleenex. Because whatever you
may have done on Valentine's Day, I'm sure you had a peachier time than Ivana
Belch. Picture it. One of WeHo's snazziest boutiques. I.B. saunters in looking
bloated, like she'd spent the morning crying into her feather bed alone instead
of banging pillows against the walls in the throws of passion. A shame, yes,
given that I.B. is certainly attached to a dude. But it gets worse. "Suddenly,
she burst out crying, sobbing really, and went into the dressing room," whispers
my stunned shopping source. "It was so sad. You wanted to hug her." Now,
you might say to yourself, 'What's the big deal, Ted? So a girl cries in
her dressing room, so what? I mean, Kirstie Alley made a comeback out of
that." And I, of course, would respond by reminding you of certain glaring,
unspeakable circumstances. Ivy is a mega star. She is not Kirstie-size in
terms of fame or physique. Plus, need I remind you again? It was Valentine's,
and though I don't know Ivana all that well, she sure seems like a gal who
would want her man to douse her in chocolate body syrup. Or, you know, just
get her some roses. But the bottom line is pretty simple. If you ask moi,
dressing rooms are as sacred as bedrooms. And I'm sure I.B. would agree--well,
actually, maybe not. I mean, if that were the case, she'd prolly have a nicer
wardrobe. IT'S NOT: Hilary Duff; Kelly Clarkson; Nicole Richie
Britney
Spears
70. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 02/25
Which actor who credited a miracle product with regrowing his chestnut mane
is the butt of Hollywood jokes after a recent, less-than-stunningly successful
visit to the hair-plug doctor?
Matthew
McConaughey
71. NY DAILY NEWS/BEN WIDDICOMBE 02/26
Which unmarried Oscar nominee/heartthrob had an affair with a male wardrobe
assistant on a recent project? Jake Gyllenhaal; George Clooney
72. Billy Masters 02/27
Could it be that a certain svelte singing stud isn't quite the ladies' man
the press makes him out to be? So say sources close to the colorful cad,
who tell me that at heart, he's a nice boy who likes other nice boys. And
if you hear otherwise, you don't know Jack. Allegedly, he only indulges in
same-sex sodomy when he's drunk. Just don't bring it up the next day, or
he'll bitch slap ya! Maroon 5's Adam Levine
73. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 02/27
What starstruck mogul's wife has been badgering his staff to make sure she's
invited to all this week's Oscar bashes? Rupert Murdoch's wife
Wendi Deng
74. NY DAILY NEWS/RUSH AND MOLLOY 02/28
Which high-profile hip hopper always keeps his male hairstylist on hand -
and not just to handle his locks? Industry types have been talking about
how the two guys have been getting it on. P Diddy
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